Travis is Feeling 2-2, Eagles 4-0 Frustrations, Coach Fights and Jason's Ireland Adventure | Ep 157

92%ers, welcome to another episode of New Heights brought to you by Peloton! Travis breaks down the Chiefs offense, finally getting rolling against the Ravens, what it felt like to get Xavier Worthy back, and Patty Mahomes breaking even more records. Jason dives into the Eagles big win in Tampa, explains why the AJ Brown tweets are actually a good thing, and lets us know which Broncos player is on notice next week. We also look at everything else from an exciting week 4 including why we love coach fights, who had that most down bad quote of the week, how we’d fix the embarrassment that is a tie game, Jason recaps his time in Ireland, and we hand out a very long awaited Stamp of the fucking Week. Watch and listen to new episodes of New Heights every Wednesday during the NFL season and follow us on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: https://lnk.to/newheightshow You can also listen to new episodes ad-free on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. . . . Download the full podcast here: Wondery: https://wondery.app.link/s9hHTgtXpMb Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/new-heights/id1643745036 Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1y3SUbFMUSESC1N43tBleK?si=LsuQ4a5MRN6wGMcfVcuynw Check out New Heights on Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FR2MJWYS?ref=blog Shop all the New Heights merch at https://homage.com/newheights Support the show: PELOTON: Introducing the Peloton Cross Training Tread+ Powered by Peloton IQ. The Tread+ is our most elevated equipment with personalized guidance and a variety of workouts—Like cardio, strength training, yoga, and more. Learn more about the Cross-Training Tread+ at https://onepeloton.com AMERICAN EXPRESS: Learn more at https://americanexpress.com/withplatinum HULU: Chad Powers is now streaming with new episodes Tuesdays, on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+ for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. WHATSAPP: It's time for WhatsApp. Download WhatsApp now. Visit https://whatsapp.com/ LIQUID IV: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code NEWHEIGHTS at checkout. DRAFT KINGS: New DraftKings customers: Play just $5 on your first pick set and get $50 in bonus picks. Sign up using http://dkng.co/newheights or through the promo code NEWHEIGHTS. Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Help is available for problem gambling. Call (888) 789-7777 or visit http://ccpg.org (CT). 18+ (19+ AL/NE, 21+ AZ/MA/VA). Valid only where Pick6 operates, see dkng.co/pick6states. Void in NY, ONT, and where prohibited. Eligibility restrictions apply. 1 per new DraftKings customer. $5+ first Pick Set to receive max. $50 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Picks that expire in 14 days (336 hours). Ends 10/13/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Terms: http://pick6.draftkings.com/promos Sponsored by DraftKings. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:59Speaker 01

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• 1:02Travis Kelce?

  Dude, have you seen this? Royal Caribbean just dropped The Legend of the Seas. It's the biggest cruise ship on the planet. Like, nothing's even close to being this big. And it's sailing out of Fort Lauderdale, starting this November.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  That's right, this thing is stacked. Seven pools, more places to eat than you can even count. I mean, they have something for everybody.

• 1:26Travis Kelce?

  Like, bring the kids, bring mom and dad, shoot, bring the whole crew. Everybody's got a spot, that's what makes it special.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  And the entertainment, Latin music, ice skating, full-on Broadway shows. It's pretty amazing, pretty much everything you want in one place. Oh, and did I mention there's a water park?

• 1:43Travis Kelce?

  You didn't, and that's, that'd be the kicker for me.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  I love a water park.

• 1:46Travis Kelce?

  But the crazy one? Crown's Edge, a ropes course off the side of the ship, not for the faint of heart, brother.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  They've also got Playmaker, sports bar, and arcade. So that means games on every screen. I love a good arcade, sports place combination.

• 2:04Travis Kelce?

  All right, count me in. Get the family on the new Legend of the Seas, sailing November 2026 from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Visit royalcaribbean.com to learn more.

• 2:16Travis Kelce?

  Thank you to our sponsor, Colgate Total.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  On offense, it's important to prevent problems from the moment the ball is snapped.

• 2:23Travis Kelce?

  That's true. Otherwise, you're just out there running cardio. Can't get open for a big play.

• 2:30Speaker 01

  But it's not just football. There's a lot of things you need to prevent before they start.

• 2:34Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, like in your mouth.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  My mouth specifically?

• 2:38Travis Kelce?

  I mean, probably yours too, but I'm talking everybody's mouth. There's bacteria in there that can lead to oral health problems like cavities, gingivitis.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Right. Yeah. All the nasty stuff. But the good news is you can prevent these problems before they start with Colgate Total Active Prevention. It's like having a good offensive line for your mouth.

• 3:00Travis Kelce?

  Ooh, exactly. With twice daily brushing, Colgate Total prevents oral health problems like cavities and gingivitis.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  And it's not just one contributing player either. It's a whole system. Toothpaste, mouthwash, and a special toothbrush.

• 3:15Travis Kelce?

  Now that's the squad you want fighting for your mouth.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Colgate Total is like having a full playbook in your bathroom, working to help prevent oral health problems before they start.

• 3:26Travis Kelce?

  Get Colgate Total on Amazon today. I wish he would have just looked at him and been like, duvaul.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  That would have been the best. Like, don't even act like a hard, just be like, duvaul.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  That would have been so much better. Ooh, nice shop signaling today.

• 3:52Travis Kelce?

  Welcome back to New Heights, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of Wondery Show brought to you by Peloton. Woo, get that exercise right there at the house, baby. You already know. We're your hosts. I'm Travis Kelce. This is my big brother, Jason Kelce out of Cleveland Heights, Ohio. Cincinnati Bearcats, baby. Let's go. Got the job done out there in Kansas, man. Crazy games. Shout out to Swordsby and the gang for finding a way to get a dub. And for all you 92 percenters, new listeners, subscribe on YouTube, Wondery Plus, wherever you get your podcasts, follow the show on all social media and that's at New Heights Show with one S for fun clips throughout the week. And Jason, why don't you tell the people what we got coming up?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  92%ers, we've got another great episode. We're gonna recap the Chiefs feeling 2-2 and why the offense was rolling against the Ravens.

• 4:44Travis Kelce?

  Rocking and a roll.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  Eagles 4-0, undefeated, still kicking, still going strong, and the rest of week four with ties, coaching fights, trips to Ireland, and some of your no dumb questions.

• 4:54Travis Kelce?

  Heyo.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  But first, we're gonna start what we always start with.

• 4:57Travis Kelce?

  What do we always start with?

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Look at that new news.

• 5:00Travis Kelce?

  New news.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  New news, old news, new news is brought to you by American Express, one of our proud partners. Programming update, in case you missed it last week, we dropped two episodes, Deion Sanders and an incredible convo with Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro. Now that we're number one, uh, America's number one football and movie podcast, we're going to probably be releasing some episodes that aren't just on Wednesday because we are getting an inbound of some incredible guests that are gonna be hard to pass up. So there will be episodes coming out on Monday's Friday. So just, you know, stay up to date with us on all the socia ls, subscribe and follow on the YouTube channel so you know when some of these are coming out. We'll do our best anyway, so let you guys know when these new episodes are coming out.

• 5:45Speaker 01

  And, uh, yeah, how did you feel about the Benicio episode, Travis? Did you like it?

• 5:49Travis Kelce?

  Dude, it was so much fun. Lenny and Benny.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Lenny and Benny.

• 5:51Travis Kelce?

  Dude, guys are just one of a kind, aren't they? Even Coach Prime, man, you can't say enough about, you know, what that guy has done for the entirety of sports and, and how his personality in the 90s has helped give guys like us platforms like this and people actually wanna know who we are off the field and shit like that. So, um, but the, the Leo and Benicio episodes, man, I always feel so dumb trying to ask them good questions, but it's, at the end of it, it just felt like it was a fun hang with the guys, man.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  It was an awesome episode to record, which is the most important for us. Like, if we have fun doing it, that's the biggest thing. And like, the fact that we were doing that with Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro is, is fucking crazy. And- It seems like people really enjoyed it, which makes it even better. Right?

• 6:41Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  Um, but I really enjoy it. The thing I enjoyed the most was reading comments like Leonardo DiCaprio is so, this podcast is so beneath Leonardo DiCaprio's talent. And I'm like, I mean, I don't disagree with you one bit. It's a hundred percent beneath Leonardo DiCaprio. And we are not at all qualified to do this. So.

• 7:02Travis Kelce?

  By any means.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  I really enjoyed listening to those where it was like, yeah, no shit. Like, I don't know what you want me to tell you.

• 7:09Travis Kelce?

  Who you telling? Right. I'm still don't know how the fuck I got this. What kind of gig is this? I still play football for a living.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  Neither is I. It was awesome. Uh, and I'm very glad that people enjoyed it. Uh, 92 percenters. Thank you so much for tuning in. Another bit of new news. Trav.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  Got a birthday coming up, bubba.

• 7:29Travis Kelce?

  Comes around every year if you're lucky.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  October 5th, baby, little Sunday, right before the game, little birthday game action. What is Travis's stats on birthday games?

• 7:39Travis Kelce?

  I don't think we should look that up.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Why not?

• 7:42Travis Kelce?

  Because I don't think they're very good.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Is it bad? Do birthday games are bad?

• 7:46Travis Kelce?

  I don't think I've ever had a good game.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Andy's not setting you up with some birthday presents on game day?

• 7:50Travis Kelce?

  Something about the birth, my birthday just isn't a fucking, you know.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Is it because you're a Libra?

• 7:55Travis Kelce?

  I don't know, man.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Are you even a Libra? Am I getting that right? I know I'm a Scorpio.

• 8:00Travis Kelce?

  It's not a good day. It's just an annoying day for me. I don't want to get into, I don't want to get into the, the great to birthdays, but I'm just not in on birthdays. What?

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I'm kind of with you. Celebrating birthdays, although kids' birthdays, Wyatt also has a birthday coming up.

• 8:15Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  So very excited about that. Your birthday?

• 8:20Travis Kelce?

  Just let me live, man.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Unless it's like a big milestone birthday, like once you get to 40, that's a big one. That's a big one.

• 8:26Travis Kelce?

  The 40 is no different than 39 to me.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  You turn in 36, like, I don't know. Is there any numerology that's, that's, what's the numerology with 36? Half a 72.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  12 times 3, baker's dozen. I don't even know where I'm going with this. All right. What is, what is yours? What's your sign?

• 8:47Travis Kelce?

  I'm a Leo.

• 8:48Speaker 01

  You're a Leo? What's a?

• 8:50Travis Kelce?

  No, I'm a Libra.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  Are you a Libra?

• 8:52Travis Kelce?

  Libra, yeah.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  What's a, what is, what are Libra's attributes?

• 8:56Travis Kelce?

  I don't know.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  Can we find this out?

• 9:00Speaker 01

  For the birthday game. Jason, I already get Travis a gift. I haven't gotten Travis a gift and a birthday in a long time.

• 9:06Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, that's.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Christmas still happens. Birthday's not as much. Numerology, oh, so with the numerology, thirty six can symbolize celestial authority. Holy shit, that is a strong word, particularly in Chinese philosophy. Well, we're big Chinese philosophers in this podcast. Considered a sign from angels and ascended masters. That's one, one's actions and manifesting material needs are divinely guided. Sounds like you're about to have a fucking baller of a game, if you ask me. That's a fucking celestial authority? That's like you're a god. What's, okay, can we, what's the, um, Libra? What do we got for Libra? Dislike, conflict, thrive in partnerships, and have a strong appreciation for beauty. Well, they got two out of three.

• 9:50Speaker 01

  Dislike, conflict is not accurate.

• 9:54Travis Kelce?

  Enjoy a little bit of conflicts every now and then.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  I go towards the conflict.

• 9:59Travis Kelce?

  Some reason it comes towards me.

• 10:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's right.

• 10:03Travis Kelce?

  I don't know how. It's like I'm a magnet to it, actually.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Happy birthday, Trav. Good luck this week on your birthday game. Celebrating in the wonderful, where else would you rather celebrate a birthday? In Jacksonville. Um, I'm actually gonna be with you for your birthday.

• 10:19Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, you are.

• 10:19Speaker 01

  Monday Night Football. Can't wait, can't wait. I'm getting ready for the football. It's the best. It's bad. Chris Stapleton does a good job now with the song as well.

• 10:27Travis Kelce?

  Kills it. Him and Snoop, they crush it.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  It's also International Podcast Day. I'm only telling you that because Brandon put it in the rundown. I could give two fucks about International Podcast Day. So I'm not celebrating. Trav, are you celebrating International Podcast Day?

• 10:38Travis Kelce?

  I'll still, I'll celebrate International Podcast Day.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Do you rather celebrate International Podcast Day or your birthday?

• 10:43Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, let's do it. Cause it's, I, I don't like just celebrating me. Feels weird. I like celebrating.

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Podcasters.

• 10:52Travis Kelce?

  Everyone as a team. I like our, we have a great podcast team. I like, we can celebrate them. So.

• 10:59Speaker 01

  All right.

• 10:59Travis Kelce?

  Three garage beers for everyone.

• 11:01Speaker 01

  On the team.

• 11:02Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  There we go. Like that. Well done.

• 11:05Travis Kelce?

  Nice. New Year's brought to you by American Express. Let's move on to some bold topics that wrap up week four.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  Bold topics is brought to you by Hulu's Chad Powers.

• 11:18Travis Kelce?

  All right, man.

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Let's dig into some Chiefs Ravens. Chiefs 37 Ravens 20. Tramp, I guess. Go ahead, brother. Talk your shit. Talk your shit, pimp. The Chiefs are back.

• 11:30Travis Kelce?

  We just defended Arrowhead, baby. Arrowhead was fucking rocking on a nice 3:00, 3:00 PM afternoon on Sunday. Felt good, man. Felt good. Energy on the sideline was fucking electric. It just felt like everybody was into the game, watching every single play. When you got guys on special teams flying around cracking heads and you got guys on the sideline getting excited for those guys and then, and, and anybody making just a first down is just, all that shit is so infectious, man. And that's a, that's, it's a big win for us. Obviously Ravens banged up, man. They're, they've had a few tough games here within the first four weeks. And then on top of that, having to

• 12:13Travis Kelce?

  travel to, to Casey on a short week. Not an easy task, man. Not an easy task on the short weeks, knowing that we got one coming up here. But hats off to, you know, the Ravens. I, I respect so many guys over there and have so much love for the coaching staff and how they do things over there, man. But Coach Reed got us rolling this week, man. And, and the offensive line, we got the run game going with, with Isaiah. We got our young guy, Rashard Smith, obviously Kareem Hunt. He's getting every first down possible on third downs and making hay when, when he can in the pass game. And when Patty Mahomes is, is rolling like that, man, god damn, that shit's fun, man.

• 12:52Speaker 01

  It's gonna be difficult. Yeah, the Chiefs offense was ridiculous. Shout out to Andy Reid and Matt Nagy for getting the stand right. Shout out to Xavier Worthy. It was a big day for the Chiefs and it's a big day to have Taylor's second favorite player back, Xavier Worthy. I mean, dude, it is crazy how much that threat of speed. And vertical ability to push the ball down the field affects the entire offense.

• 13:17Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  And I know it's more complicated than that, but I've played with quarterbacks or when you kind of lack that ability, it shrinks everything and what you're able to do. It really is an important part of the game. And it was evident right from the get go of the game, the end around designed to him, the reverse designed to Worthy was fantastic as well, but those catches down the field opened up so much and the run game was going like you said, you guys were, it was just such a, in a more explosive, but also a well functioning office, offense right from the get go. So against one of the best teams in the NFL over the last, what? Seven, eight years, 10 years. I mean, actually really since the Baltimore Ravens have been in Baltimore, like these

• 14:02Speaker 01

  guys have been one of the better teams in the NFL.

• 14:04Travis Kelce?

  They're, they're that organization.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  They're, the organization is incredible. They're well coached and they have great players. And I know they're banged up, but to have the game you guys did against the Baltimore Ravens, I thought was very impressive. I know they're coming off of a very tough game, very physical game against the Lions.

• 14:21Travis Kelce?

  They passed two weeks in Buffalo before that. Yeah.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. Outstanding offensive performance. The defense is the defense. They've been killing it, but the offensive performance really took it to another level. Worthy went for five receptions. I tell you, he's got good taste in football players. Five receptions, 83 yards, two carries for 38 yards. Yeah. It was just so apparent how much more electric the offense was having him back. And other players have stepped up too. I think Xavier deserves so much credit. Taquan Thornton is like a legitimate player for you guys. Like that guy has really come on. We've mentioned Juju didn't have like the biggest impact in this last one, but he's been impactful all through the start of the season.

• 14:58Travis Kelce?

  A lot of big time first down catches. Listen, Juju's in there. We got Hollywood Brown.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Hollywood Brown, another touchdown.

• 15:04Travis Kelce?

  Got him in the end zone again. It's when, when everybody's getting a piece of the pie like this, man, it's so much fucking fun, man. It's so much fun, man. And you were, you're talking about Xavier and his speed down the field, but I don't think enough is said about what he does with just the ball in his hands. Like you said, the end around, we could throw a little bubble screen out to him, just throw a hitch to him or get him in like a, a play action pass in, in the flat, whatever.

• 15:32Travis Kelce?

  Whatever the play design is, if you we get the ball in his hands, it's even harder for the defense to tackle the guy, you know?

• 15:38Speaker 01

  But it's a good point because I think a lot of the times, speed guys are linear players.

• 15:44Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  And all they offer is that straight line type stuff or like a post. Xavier is actually more, at least appearing more and more similar to what you guys lost when you lost Tyree Kill. And we can talk about that injury in a second, but that dynamic ability to do all those things underneath and the gadget plays, it keeps a defense so honest and they have to respect and the box widens and the safeties have to be ready to react to all that stuff. It's, it is a dynamic part of an offense that really.

• 16:16Travis Kelce?

  A lot of attention needs to be put on that guy, man.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  And that just makes it easier on everybody. For sure.

• 16:21Travis Kelce?

  One of five included, offensive line included.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 16:24Travis Kelce?

  And the big, big guys got us rolling in the run game, which really got everything started, started off the right way there in that first half.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. Also, we talked about a second Chiefs defense. I mean, listen, they played unbelievable against the Eagles. They played great last week against the Giants and they went up against probably one of the most, like, first of all, run efficient teams in the last seven, eight years since Lamar has been there and especially since Derrick Henry's been there, even though Henry's kind of having a slow start to this season and one of the most high-powered scoring offenses. And they went out and had themselves a day again.

• 17:00Travis Kelce?

  A few turnovers, man.

• 17:01Speaker 01

  Turnovers make a big deal. You're right. But yeah, I just think it's again, Spags and, and the Chiefs defense has really come on. They're playing potentially, you know, better than they've ever played over these last couple of weeks. It's really been impressive. Chris Jones riding airhead a half hour before kickoff in a more somber note, but shout out for him to be able to come and, and play football, man. It cannot have been easy for him. You saw him after the game, address it, you know, tearing up. For those of you that don't know, a half hour before the game, Chris Jones had to come because he was attending a funeral back in Mississippi where I believe his aunt passed away.

• 17:41Travis Kelce?

  Our absolute brothers and one of our favorite people, a friend of the show, but most, most of all, I've known Chris for like, golly, I gotta say, close to 10 years now. I think he's in his 10th year or so. And I just love the dude, who he is, what he stands for, um, what he's meant to this community, what he's meant to this team, the leadership. I mean, can't say enough about him and what he's done with his career and, and, and how he still is hungry to go get after it even more. And, um, for him to have that funeral that day, we would, uh, we would have found a way to hold it down without him. Um, and, and, and would have played for, for him if he wasn't there, but, um, it just shows, you know, this, what this game is and it's, and, and like he said it best, it's an escape, man. It's an escape from reality and, uh, and

• 18:26Travis Kelce?

  those Sundays, man. Um, sometimes it's just, uh, it's something that you need to get your mind off of the reality of things, man. Uh, we love Chris and our hearts are with his family and everybody, uh, back in Mississippi, man. But, um, superstar player, superstar human.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. And yeah, everybody handles grief differently, but you know, I mean, I think this is very, what you just said rings true with a lot of football players. Like obviously Chris played this week. There's the iconic moment where Brett Favre plays after his father passes.

• 18:57Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  You know, football ends up being a sanctuary, uh, for a lot of guys and it's your family. It really is like a family outside of your actual family. And it's a place where you get to go and you just get to do something you've loved your whole life and forget about some of the stuff that is really weighing on you hard. Or you get to play and you feel like you honor that person in some way. So, um, you know, shout out to Chris. I know it probably, it couldn't have been easy, but.

• 19:24Travis Kelce?

  Probably not easy for him.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:26Travis Kelce?

  We love him for making the effort, man, and going out fucking balling, knowing.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  Blew up Derrick Henry hard on this third and short. Check out that freaking.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Home opener this year to the Eagles, week two, and here on a third and one, the Kansas City defense opened up the fourth quarter.

• 19:42Travis Kelce?

  It's crazy.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Go back and rewind this real quick. Is this, is this, I, did he do this with Daniel Filelele trying to block him?

• 19:54Travis Kelce?

  He just tossed, I think he tossed to the right guard.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  Well, he probably got a little bit of foot traffic Filelele, but still, you know how big Filelele is?

• 20:02Travis Kelce?

  Oh, this is what I'm saying, man.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  He is fucking enormous.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Like one of the biggest human beings I've ever seen in my, in my life. I mean, I, he probably, he's gotta be close to 400 pounds.

• 20:12Travis Kelce?

  Dude, it's always funny. Me and Chris have some of the same, like at least workout schedules. Like whenever I'm lifting weights, he's in there too. And I'm just like, man, I can't fucking, I can't feel good about myself one fucking time in that goddamn weight room, man.

• 20:27Travis Kelce?

  Dude, no, yeah, Chris is in there and I see what he's lifting versus what I'm lifting and like what he's doing versus what I'm, I'm just sitting there like, man, I'm just trying to fucking feel good about the, the fucking weight that I'm putting up and fucking getting after. And, and it's like when he's lifting twice as much.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Chris is getting after it like that in the weight room?

• 20:46Travis Kelce?

  Dude, what?

• 20:47Speaker 01

  What's he lifting? What's he lifting?

• 20:48Travis Kelce?

  Look at you. You're all fired up, man.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  I wanna know. I wanna get in there with Chris. Dude, I tried to squat 500 pounds the other day. I went out and ran because I wanted to see if I could still run fast. And then I went in and made the mistake of trying to squat a bunch of weight after I did that. Tried to put 500 pounds on the bar like I used to be able to.

• 21:03Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, remember you telling me?

• 21:05Speaker 01

  I got folded like a fucking bitch. I was so upset. I was just like.

• 21:08Travis Kelce?

  Did you, you said you were getting back in it?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go prove to myself I can do it this week because I, I can't live with myself not thinking I can do that anymore. Uh, Leo Chanel, first interception of the season was sick. Yes, it was. I don't know how the fuck he made this play.

• 21:21Travis Kelce?

  Dude, this dude Leo is a baller, man.

• 21:24Speaker 01

  John Cena.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  Are his hands soft like that? I mean, to be able to reach back with one hand, this thing.

• 21:32Travis Kelce?

  He's just a all around athlete, man. The guy's just powerful, can run, just a ball player, man.

• 21:41Speaker 01

  And you can't even like fault Lamar. And I mean, I guess Lamar could have put it a little bit further out in front, but like, dude, there is no way I'm throwing the ball to Mark Andrews and thinking Leo Chanel is gonna come away with a one handed interception like this. Like, I would never expect this to happen. And Leo, baller. Look at that play, dog.

• 21:58Travis Kelce?

  It's one of those, if you, when you're on the bench and you see it happen, you just, you just jump off the bench and fucking get so hyped, man. That stadium was rocking.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Did he used to play DB? Like when I?

• 22:10Travis Kelce?

  I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say he, at some point, he might have played every position in football. I don't know. He's got that savviness to where you could probably put him anywhere you, you need, but.

• 22:21Speaker 01

  I don't think people realize how hard it is to guard somebody in man to man coverage, be locked on to him, turn around and catch the, like have the ball skills to make that play. Like that was absurd. Hell of a play.

• 22:33Travis Kelce?

  Crazy fucking play, especially early on. I think we had just, we had just kicked a field goal. They were up 7-3. So like, we're looking for a defensive stop to get us back out there. And sure enough, Leo comes up with a huge fucking play. Only got three out of it, but nonetheless, uh, put up some points and got a, got a nice highlight out of it.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  No doubt. Yeah. For those of you wondering, it might be faalei, lele, faalele, or it's just falele. 6'8, 370 pounds.

• 23:03Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, damn.

• 23:06Speaker 01

  He's a monster. I've stood next to the guy. He is, it's, it's eye catchingly big. Big man. Big, big man. I, I bet the 370 is wrong too. That's like a roster rate when you get so heavy that they start like going down. I'm serious. That dude is 400 pounds. You're not convincing me otherwise. That dude is, he's a couple of cheeseburgers away in the morning after he puts his, like in some, some bottles of water and then all of a sudden he's 400. There ain't no way. And then, uh, the one guy that we got to talk about is Patty Mahomes. No question about it. A lot has been made about not taking as many shots down the field. Yada, yada. The big play ability is gone. Is Pat Mahomes as good as he was? I, I love hearing the stuff that starts to go after like four or five games. Like, I don't know.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  If you look at a couple of years now, he hasn't been the same. Like I, and I cannot wait. Worthy's back. I know you guys are getting Rashid back in a couple of games. This offense, I really feel like it's about to take off. Like it's exciting to watch. Um, and I can't wait to see Mahomes be like, back to what everybody should be rightfully clarifying him as is. So Mahomes became both the youngest at 30 years, 11 days old and the fastest at 116 regular season games, uh, to pass for 250 touchdowns in a career. The other thing that was fun, Worthy was a big part of it, but Pat still found a way to spread it around.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  Like there were so many guys that were touching that ball and getting, uh, getting, making plays and. It's a, you know, we already talked about it. Yeah.

• 24:39Travis Kelce?

  We got a lot. And yeah, it's some of those RPOs, man. I know a lot of people are like, I'm out on the RPOs here and there. He had Pat, I think had like 40, 50 yards at least alone on RPOs. And that's him being that Texas, Texas gunslinger out there, baby. Just out there throwing it from the hip, throwing it sidearm over, over the top of guys, around guys. And, uh, and, and really forcing the defense to have to make the decision, are we going to fucking defend the pass? Are we gonna have to get in here inside the box and really get after the run? And that's straight, that puts a strain on the defense. And that's why they work so well, you know, obviously our, our under center runs.

• 25:21Travis Kelce?

  We love those too, because we love to play action off of those, uh, or at least I do. But at the same time, it's like, man, what Pat Mahomes does best is he sees the field and he finds ways to get the ball to guys. Uh, and those RPOs, man.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Here's, here's what happened. I, I hate when people make blanket statements like, oh, RPOs aren't as good anymore. Oh, oh, it's like, don't this, it all fucking works. You just gotta protect it. Like, yeah, if you come out and every time you're in a fucking two by two set on first and second down and the back is to the, uh, the receivers right there. And you run an RPO. Yeah, no shit. It's not gonna work because the defense knows what you're about to do. Right? But if you go and do these things out of unique formations, or you do other things like sluggos off of them and things that exploit players cheating RPOs. Like you're still going to be just fine. All right. There, there's no question they have a place in it. So does play action under center. I don't get me started. I'm fucking.

• 26:13Travis Kelce?

  Dude, you know, I love a good balanced attack on, on it all, man.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Here's what it comes, it's all comes down. It's all like, like, uh, was it Sun Tzu's Art of War? Like dude, know your enemy and make sure your enemy doesn't know you. That's pretty much it. And know the terrain. That's to be successful in battle.

• 26:29Travis Kelce?

  Know the terrain. You got to know.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Know the terrain. What kind of cleats you're gonna wear? What's the weather that's gonna happen? Where are we at? Right? Know your enemy, right? Know what they do well, what they do out of their formations. How do we stop them? And what do we want to exploit on their defense? And then don't be predictable. Anyways, that's, I don't even know what the fuck started that rant. Travis, is the version of the Chiefs, what you expected for them coming into the season? We've already kind of answered that.

• 26:53Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, 100%. I think it's even more. I think, uh, I think, you know, you could assume that, uh, that Ty Quan Thornton was gonna have the year he's having and you can assume that, you know.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Well, I didn't assume that. I know you did.

• 27:05Travis Kelce?

  I don't even, I could, I could. From, based off of just what we've shown in practice and everything like that. But I think, you know, even Xavier's taking his game up to another level, you know? I think he's, he's taken his game to, you know, with the ball in his hands, he seems more comfortable. He sees the field better. Um, so I think it's exceeding expectations in my mind. And we just gotta keep that thing rolling.

• 27:28Speaker 04

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• 28:58Speaker 01

  All right, rest of week four. Obviously, there's some other big stories across the league.

• 29:04Travis Kelce?

  Some of the other big stories around the league Eagles 31 Bucks 25 and the Bucks were rolling into this thing. Pretty hot, pretty hot, looking like one of the best teams in the NFC. And sure enough, the Eagles, still the Eagles, man.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Eagles got them.

• 29:19Travis Kelce?

  A big time 31 points on the Bucks defense who was pretty stout so far this year. And Jason, why don't you tell everybody what the hell this game was?

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Well, the one, the one touchdown was a block punt return for a touchdown. I mean, the Eagles jumped out to a tremendous start. They got the block punt early. There was an interception. The turnovers again were in the favor of the Eagles. In the first half, the offense, I think, scored on their first four possessions, if I have that right. So got out to a really fast start in Tampa, which is always important on the road. But they, they struggled in the second half. And this is the way the offense has kind of been this year where first half against the Cowboys to start the season, they get out to a great start and are really functioning well, really up until that lightning delay. Then they do a second half against the Rams, all of a sudden strike fire and have an amazing comeback win at home against LA. And then this past week, first half is great. The offense is functioning really good.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  And then it kind of stalls out. So they've, they've had pieces where the offenses looked really good. And then other pieces where it struggled. A lot is being made of another game of AJ Brown and Saquon Barkley not having the numbers that we're accustomed to seeing out of them. So listen, it's probably the most scrutinized 4-0 team that I've potentially ever seen. And a part of that is like.

• 30:36Travis Kelce?

  I know a few of them.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  All right, that's fair, but usually that happens.

• 30:40Travis Kelce?

  There's some heat though, because they won the Super Bowl, you know?

• 30:46Travis Kelce?

  Their stars aren't, you know, having the 100 in a touchdown, 100 yard touchdown games that, that they would hope that, you know, their contracts would emulate. And it's just.

• 30:59Travis Kelce?

  It's it's silly 4-0. Are you kidding me?

• 31:02Speaker 01

  That's my thing. What are we talking about? I get that the expectations are higher and listen, they need to fix things on offense. There's no question about that, but I don't think that we should lose sight of the fact that we have a fucking great team in Philadelphia that is 4-0, has beaten some really good teams. Right? And we should be very happy with that and we have to at least understand, yes, they need to get better on offense, but the bottom line is we have a really good team in Philadelphia. We should be fired up to watch these guys play every single week and happy and excited about that. I know I am. So a lot has been made about AJ Brown struggling to get the ball. What can we do to get him the ball? Cause he's a good player. He should be getting the ball. A lot of people are making out about this tweet that was cryptic in some ways. I mean,

• 31:44Speaker 01

  it's not really that cryptic if you're there, but uh, yeah, if, if you're,

• 31:49Travis Kelce?

  it is what it is.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  If you're not welcomed, not listened to, quietly withdraw, don't make a scene, shrug your shoulders and be on your way.

• 31:59Travis Kelce?

  You're 4-0 boss. Come on, man.

• 32:02Speaker 01

  I don't think, this is where you and I disagree a little bit a couple of weeks ago. I don't think it's unfathomable that a player of AJ Brown's caliber, I think that he should be upset that he is not being utilized in this offense. I think that is a normal feeling and I think he should feel feel comfortable explicitly saying that to the coaches and players within that locker room. I do. I don't think that that's like a dick move, a selfish move. AJ knows the level of player he is and what he can do to offenses and we as an offense know, everybody should be upset that AJ is not getting the ball and I guarantee they are. They're trying to force it to them. I just, I, it needs to be done in a better way. But one of the things about this quote is if you're not welcome, not listened to, quietly withdraw, don't make a scene, shrug your shoulders

• 32:46Speaker 01

  and be on your way. Everyone should be really happy that AJ Brown is not doing that. Like by him tweeting this, he's literally not doing the tweet, right? He's being vocal and he's telling everybody, I'm fucking not happy with what's happening right now. And he shouldn't be. Is, are there better ways to do this than by tweeting it out? Potentially.

• 33:05Travis Kelce?

  To each his own.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  I don't think it's as simple as just throw the ball to A.J. Brown more. I think that.

• 33:11Travis Kelce?

  That's not how this thing works in the NFL. Like what.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  It involves everybody. Like A.J. Brown can do better. Jalen Hurts can, I'm sure, get the ball to him more in other situations. And the coaches can do a better job of trying really hard to make this player happy and make him be a weapon. Like, we shouldn't be just getting him the ball to make him happy. We should be getting him the ball because he's a fucking baller. It's not even about making A.J. Happy. We should be getting him the ball.

• 33:39Travis Kelce?

  Go deep, A.J. It's just like, no, like what.

• 33:42Speaker 01

  Well, I'm just, I'm just saying.

• 33:43Travis Kelce?

  And more. No, I hear you.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  It's not about getting him the ball to make him happy. It's about getting the ball because to be the best offense we can be, we need to get him the ball. And the same thing goes with Saquon Barkley. It's been good at times in Philadelphia and in certain halves, the offense has functioned really well. It needs to be better. And I'm sure that those guys are hard at work this week. They're very happy to be 4-0. Nick Sirianni has done a great job leading these guys to this point. Defense is playing really well. Offense has been hit or miss at times, but they still have great players. And I gotta think they're gonna find a way to make A.J. Brown, get him his touches. They have to. If they want to be the best version of the Philadelphia Eagles they can be, it's gonna involve A.J. Brown getting his touches and Saquon Barkley becoming an integral part of this offense in the run game and in the pass game.

• 34:27Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Like, that's the thing with receiver. We talk about it all the time, and I, I always almost have the receivers back now, especially as I've gotten older.

• 34:36Travis Kelce?

  Back to your days playing receiver.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  I think about that often. I really do. Receiver is the most frustrating position on the field. It really is. Because everything else is reliant on you making a play. Like, yes.

• 34:48Travis Kelce?

  No, you're relying on everything else is what.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  I mean, you can run. Yeah, I think that.

• 34:53Travis Kelce?

  Not only relying on the play.

• 34:55Speaker 01

  You gotta do your job. You gotta run a great route and get open.

• 34:58Travis Kelce?

  Block the quarterback to put it somewhere in the right vicinity.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:03Travis Kelce?

  I hear, I hear what you're saying.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  Yes. It's a frustrating ass position at times.

• 35:08Travis Kelce?

  It's, it's frustrating for A.J. right now, clearly, because he's going to social media to let everybody know how frustrated he is. And.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:18Travis Kelce?

  Where I show my frustration is, is when we're not rolling as an offense. And I think, I think it's frustration, it's the desire to get it fixed.

• 35:29Travis Kelce?

  It's also really hard for me to get mad when when we're winning. I think I don't I don't find that energy or that that feeling in me if we're winning, if we're having success, if we're putting up points, if we're we're winning football games. So I just, I think the biggest thing for, you know, that that desire to want to be a part of the game more, it just comes to practices. It comes to, you know, that relationship I got with the quarterback. I feel like whenever I was searching for more opportunities in a game, I would just, after every single rep in practice, after every single, you know, conversation in the in the meeting rooms about a certain play, I'd go up to Pat or go up to the coaches

• 36:11Travis Kelce?

  and and make sure they know that I'm on the same page as them in in some form or fashion, you know, and I think that's always a better option in my mind. Well, I I can't say that I've never gotten frustrated and and and and lashed out and yeah, done something to to make sure everyone knows this is how I feel about it. We all love the fucking game. We all want to fucking win and we all want to have fun doing it. And yeah, as a pass catcher, having that ball in your hands, the most fun thing you can fucking do in the NFL.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  And I'm glad you brought up going to the coaches, going to the quarterback, because communication is always the answer. Like, that's the only way it's going to get better. And that should work. I expect it to work. Even if it doesn't, though, at least you're trying to make it better. If you just walk away, if you just like get so frustrated that you're not even going to talk to it, it's never going to get better. Yeah, there's there. It's only going to get worse. So like, I know the frustration is there, but that can't be the answer. And I know AJ knows that. And I know that he was just frustrated. Listen, again, him tweeting that out, it puts some added pressure now on the Eagles coaching staff and on Jalen to make sure he gets touches in this next game. It just does.

• 37:21Travis Kelce?

  And it puts it on him, baby. You gotta

• 37:23Speaker 01

  It does. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

• 37:25Travis Kelce?

  Got to go out there and

• 37:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:26Travis Kelce?

  And go to work, brother.

• 37:28Speaker 01

  Oh, man. Wonderful, wonderful. Love talking about that stuff when you're four and oh.

• 37:33Travis Kelce?

  Dude.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  To me, the fact that we're four and oh, and we still haven't even had our best players involved in the office.

• 37:39Travis Kelce?

  Looking up, baby.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Brother, look what happened with the Chiefs. The Chiefs have struggled on offense. All of a sudden, they got that figured out and they blew the fucking brakes off of the Ravens, one of the best teams in the league over the past like decade. So to me, I'm optimistic as a motherfucker right now, but we do gotta get it fixed. There's no question about that.

• 37:57Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. And I gotta catch the ball. Uh, one guy that isn't frustrated right now is, uh, Jalen Carter. Jalen Carter comes, I said, I'd rather have a bad game with a dub than six sacks with the loss. I'd rather play as a team and we eat off each other, man.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  I get that. Yeah. How about this? I want six sacks and a win. That's what I want when I'm a fucking baller ass defensive end. That's what I want. I get what he's saying. I get what he's saying. I don't think it's that simple. If you're a great player in this league, you want to affect the game, especially if you're paid to be the guy.

• 38:29Travis Kelce?

  All eyes are looking at you to get those opportunities. That's the biggest thing.

• 38:33Speaker 01

  I get what he's saying. I really do. And I think that's the right mentality that the team should be spreading and that's the right mentality as a player in the league. But the reality is if you're a fucking beast and you're a competitor, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. Like that is the fucking mentality you go out there with. That's the reality of it.

• 38:52Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  If I'm fucking going over here and just doing pass blocking all day and you're not getting me out at the second level, you're not calling the plays that allow me to be a dynamic run blocking player that has been great in the league for a number of years. I am damn sure going to the coach and be, hey, remember now you get me out in the second level. We have some high success on the runs with this stuff.

• 39:12Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 39:12Speaker 01

  So I just, I don't think that that makes you a bad teammate to be, I don't think it makes you selfish. I really don't. I think that that makes you a competitive person that wants to be, have success and you want your team to have success and you know how much you can be a part of it too.

• 39:28Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. The biggest thing is just being, understanding of what that's causing in terms of the eyes on everybody. How you're, how you're doing that and how you're voicing it. That's what you want to be aware of and cautious of. Final thoughts on the birds? Who, who they got coming up?

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Oh my gosh, Eagles, Broncos. That's everybody talking about Pat Surtain, uh, following AJ.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  It'll be interesting to see what the Eagles game plan is. The, I mean, listen, the Broncos last year, one of the best defenses in the NFL. They were unbelievable blitzing. They've kind of been hit or miss a little bit with the blitz this year. Coming off a big win just last night against the Cincinnati Bengals, who obviously don't have Joe Burrow, Bo Nix, who has struggled, all of a sudden had a decent game. Like, he looked pretty good. He was throwing the ball pretty well, had some good runs. The offense in general was really dynamic and had some good toss cracks. They had an end around play that went for a big score with Marvin Mims. So, listen, the Broncos are a really, really good team this year. It's a big test for the Philadelphia Eagles, a really good test against a really good defensive

• 40:34Speaker 01

  personnel team, especially in the back end with Pat Surtain.

• 40:40Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, white corner. Yeah. Surtain and Moss.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  He ain't white.

• 40:44Travis Kelce?

  Moss.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Is he?

• 40:46Travis Kelce?

  The other, yeah, the other corner.

• 40:48Speaker 01

  They got a white corner?

• 40:50Travis Kelce?

  They were one of the best defenses in the league with a white corner last year.

• 40:53Speaker 01

  They better go after him then. That's all I'm gonna say.

• 40:55Travis Kelce?

  Remember you were talking about how he's hiding his complexion? He's got the long sleeves?

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Is that what it was? I would hide it too. The moment I see it, I'm going right at him. That's all I'm saying.

• 41:07Travis Kelce?

  Dude, he's a good player.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  I don't care. I mean, it doesn't work with Cooper Dejean. Cooper's a baller, but I'm going, we're gonna test him. We're gonna test that guy. Caucasian in the backfield? We're testing him.

• 41:21Travis Kelce?

  All right, moving on to the rest of week four. Jags beat the 49ers. We got the Jags on Monday night, man, and they were rolling against San Fran this past weekend, 26 to 12. And we got a coach fight.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  Who doesn't love a good coach fight? I love a good coach fight.

• 41:37Travis Kelce?

  Robert Sala accused Liam Cohen of having an advanced sign stealing system. Interesting.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Good for Liam. Smart.

• 41:47Travis Kelce?

  Liam post game, keep my name out your mouth.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  He didn't do it like that, though. Did you watch the clip?

• 41:51Travis Kelce?

  No, what'd he say?

• 41:53Speaker 01

  No, he did, but he did it after he'd already walked. He walked by and threw his little temper tantrum as he was walking by Robert Sala, who was trying to go up and shake his hand. And then when he was a good distance away, that's when he shouted, keep my name out your fucking mouth, while players are kind of holding back. He was.

• 42:09Travis Kelce?

  Hold me back, hold me back, hold me back.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Dude, fuck off. Everybody in the NFL steal signals to a certain extent. I'm not buying this bullshit.

• 42:18Travis Kelce?

  Why are they signals if they're like, what do you mean?

• 42:20Speaker 01

  If you're dumb enough, if you're dumb enough on the on defense, if you're dumb enough to do this and every time go to cover four, you're a fucking idiot. What do you want me to say?

• 42:30Travis Kelce?

  What are we doing? I'm calling that out. I'm telling everyone on the offense, cover four.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, if you're on the sideline as a coach and every time you do this in like a two minute situation or whatever, it's whatever blitz, that's on you, motherfucker. Get like, be better at signaling. I am so over. Like, some people view Tom Brady like he's still saying, listen, he beat the Philadelphia Eagles in a Super Bowl. You know what I think? Really fucking smart by those guys. They fucking outsmarted you stupid fucks. Like, what do you want me to say? You're the fucking idiot stupid enough to get your signal stolen. I got no.

• 43:02Travis Kelce?

  Why are we using signals? If it's supposed to, everyone's allowed to like figure it out. What do you mean? No, you use signals to hide how you communicate.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, be better at signaling.

• 43:13Travis Kelce?

  Be better at signals.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  What do you want me to say? And if they're better at, if they're good at stealing signals, that's a trait. Good for them. Steal the fucking signals if they're stupid. If they know you're gonna steal the signals, which apparently everybody does according to Robert Sala, and you're still stealing those signals, they're fucking idiots. I don't even know what we're talking about. What are we talking about?

• 43:31Travis Kelce?

  I don't know what we're talking about either. I think we're talking about how Robert Sala said, I'll fuck your world up. You don't want to fuck with me, I will fuck again to your life.

• 43:40Speaker 01

  I mean, that's the reality.

• 43:41Travis Kelce?

  I love football, man.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  I love coaches fighting with each other. I am a big fan of it.

• 43:45Travis Kelce?

  I love it. I love it.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  I saw Marty Morningwig. I forget who the D coordinator was one year. They ran like some pressure in a preseason game. These two dudes are fucking jawing back and forth at the middle of the field. I'm like, fuck yeah, Marty, go get them. Maybe it maybe it gives the the Jags some energy. I would have liked him to say it right up in his face, though. I would have liked to have seen that.

• 44:07Travis Kelce?

  I wish he would have just looked at him and been like, Duval.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  That would have been the best. Yeah, like, don't even act like a hard ass. Just be like, Duval.

• 44:17Travis Kelce?

  Just troll his ass.

• 44:19Speaker 01

  That would have been so much better. That would have been ten times better.

• 44:23Travis Kelce?

  Oh, man.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Mmm, nice job signaling today, bitch.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  Still got him.

• 44:36Travis Kelce?

  Who had the most down bad quote of the week Titans rookie quarterback Cam Ward after the loss for the Texans said that if we're keeping it a buck, we're ass.

• 44:50Speaker 01

  It's one of those that like, you need to actually hear him say it for it even to hit better. Can we, can we play this clip?

• 44:55Speaker 06

  I mean, we keeping a book right now. We asked, so we owe it for it. We have this point. We got none to lose. We dropped a quarter of our fucking game and we've yet to do anything. So we have to lock in, especially myself on the offensive line, from the defensive line, from the special teams to all three faces. We have to play together. We have not played together this year yet. And that's just something that, you know, we want to preach about it every day, every day. We got to do better. And we're doing that, but it has to show up on Sundays. It hasn't showed up yet, but it got to show up next week.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 45:26Travis Kelce?

  What man, I fucking love it out of the young guy, man.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  It's fantastic.

• 45:29Travis Kelce?

  I've only seen a few social clips of hearing him talk with, if that's how you're talking about the team and the frustrations and moving forward, how to get it, man, fucking.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  Took ownership.

• 45:38Travis Kelce?

  Let's do it, dude. Let's, let's go.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  Talked about him not living up to the standard and then, and then saying that the team needs to live up to it. And there's something about like, if we keeping it a buck, we're ass that I like because it puts it in like, a lot of the times you get up in the press conference, you're very much speaking in like these like cliche things. You're giving generic answers to not give people soundbites. There's something that's very refreshing about somebody speaking very organically and authentically like, yeah, this ain't gonna get it fucking done. And it's bullshit. And I think it's a good sign. I like that out of Cam Ward. Motherfucker throws a ball hard as fuck. If you watch him play, that dude fucking zips it. He, he, he's got to get a little bit of touch on it. I mean, he's like throwing it

• 46:22Speaker 01

  through somebody's chest for keeping it a buck. He's going to break somebody's sternum.

• 46:26Travis Kelce?

  For Brett Favre.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  No doubt, no doubt. But no, I, I like the quote. What did we got? Breece Hall?

• 46:33Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. What else we got? We had Breece Hall. What did he say?

• 46:35Speaker 01

  Breece Hall, Jets team shoot themselves in the foot, then we come back and shoot ourselves in the head.

• 46:42Travis Kelce?

  Fuck.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  I will say the Jets, that's a great way to describe the, the Jets offense just continually was messing up their own shit last night between penalties, turnovers, all that stuff like. Yeah, it was not a great performance. But I mean, I guess we want to look optimistically. They did some good things for a while, like they ran the ball pretty well. Just, yeah.

• 47:02Travis Kelce?

  Keep those red zone fumbles and turnovers, man. Fuck, it'll kill you. Yeah, I'd say Cam Ward won that one.

• 47:08Speaker 01

  I'm with you.

• 47:08Travis Kelce?

  Cowboys Packers tie.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 47:12Travis Kelce?

  Disgusting. I was watching McAfee today and was it Bruce Arians?

• 47:18Speaker 01

  Bruce Arians, I love Bruce Arians. He has some bank.

• 47:20Travis Kelce?

  Bruce Arians had a, had a, he had an interesting way to handle ties. He said he was one of the, the guys that when they changed the overtime rules to 10 minutes.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Each team possession or 10 minutes. Okay.

• 47:31Travis Kelce?

  10 minutes that he was for it, but he also threw out there that if it ends in a tie at that point, just put the ball at the eight. And everybody gets three downs to fucking get the ball in the end.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  They need to do something. Ties should not happen.

• 47:44Travis Kelce?

  Ties are just.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  We need to stop it. And I feel like, I don't know that it increases the chances, but it feels like now that each team gets a possession. It feels like it increases the chance of tying as opposed to sudden death. Like I would rather it be sudden death. Just let the first team with the ball go score and win. If they don't, the other team wins. I, I'm out on the fucking ties. I don't want to see them. I don't like them.

• 48:04Travis Kelce?

  They're so deflating.

• 48:07Speaker 01

  I do like them trying to figure out something.

• 48:09Travis Kelce?

  Make a great football game feel like, why did I watch?

• 48:11Speaker 01

  Did I just watch that?

• 48:12Travis Kelce?

  Why did I watch that?

• 48:14Speaker 01

  And I think the, after overtime is over, I think they could do something very simple. We're just going to do one random ass. I want it to be Nutcracker. Have two guys get Nutcracker. Whoever tackles the other guy to the ground first, he fucking wins the game Gladiator style. That's what I want to see.

• 48:30Travis Kelce?

  Two, two ball wrestling.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  Who, I don't give a fuck. I don't care. That has nothing to do with football. I just want this game over and I want to have a team that wins it. I don't want to tie. And that sounds electric as fuck. Let's have fucking Faalele and Jordan Malata, 400 pounders, sumo wrestle basically in the middle of the field to decide who's winning this motherfucker.

• 48:48Travis Kelce?

  Sign me up. I'd pay to see that.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  Anyways, it was a great, high scoring game. Not a lot of defense played. Dak Prescott is playing his ass off right now. George Pickens had his first big game in a Cowboys uniform with C.D. Lamb out, had a number of big time catches, and he was still spreading the ball around Ferguson and Tolbert. Like, there was, Cowboys offense is looking really good. As much heat as Brian Schottenheimer got for being the head coach, the offense is looking real good right now in Dallas. Defense, gotta pick it up. They're still struggling a little bit, but offense looks good. Packers, big kind of fallback. I mean, they've looked the best through the first three weeks, and they go out and tie with this kind of performance. It's a rough one. It's a rough one. Lose last week against Cleveland.

• 49:36Travis Kelce?

  And they give a Sunday, baby.

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Dude, that's the way the season's been.

• 49:38Travis Kelce?

  I mean, that's the NFL.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  This is why, I kind of hate.

• 49:42Travis Kelce?

  NFL forever, dude.

• 49:43Speaker 01

  Well, it's also why I kind of hate the first quarter of the season, because there's so much changes through the first four games. Like, the first week, everybody's like, ah, Detroit, Detroit sucks, and they're beating the fuck out of everybody the last three weeks. And then the next week, it's like, oh, hey, fucking the Chiefs don't got anymore. Pat Mahomes, he's not even a top 10 quarterback anymore, and then they go out and do this. Okay, fuck, looks like they're back to zero ball. Fucking, it's just like, what the fuck are we even talking about? And I gotta go up there on a TV and be like, oh, yeah, they don't, they can't do it with Ben Johnson. I'm like, yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. Jared Goff looks fucking fantastic. Dude, it's fucking, the first four games is like, I mean, you can't, like, I'm like, oh, yeah, Green Bay's a Super Bowl contender. Damn, okay, they just got fucking, yeah, so.

• 50:27Travis Kelce?

  Dude, that's the beauty of the NFL, man. Anybody can go down and anybody can find a way, man. You get schemed up in a fucking heartbeat in this goddamn league, man.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  Jared Jones had a great quote. Did you read this?

• 50:40Travis Kelce?

  Was it, why isn't his quote?

• 50:42Speaker 01

  It's there. It says, it was, if a tie is, he was asked by a reporter, if a tie is like kissing your sister, and he said,

• 50:51Speaker 01

  How's it taste? It's a great comment because whoever is, who's, who's kissed their sister? How do they know?

• 50:56Travis Kelce?

  Nobody should know what that.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  Shouldn't know what that is. I think it's actually illegal. Well, is kissing illegal? Is it just fornication? All right, moving on. That does it for bold topics. Brought to you by Hulu's Chad Powers.

• 51:12Speaker 07

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• 51:58Speaker 01

  Out of the house brought to you by WhatsApp.

• 52:03Travis Kelce?

  How about it, man? The international way to communicate.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, man. Well, also it stays on your phone. That's one of the nice things about WhatsApp. Yeah. Like no matter what phone you get or whatever, you just re-download the app, log in and you can, you're all your conversations up.

• 52:17Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 52:17Speaker 01

  Which is a nice, it's a nice little perk. Very European.

• 52:22Travis Kelce?

  Well, shout out to WhatsApp.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Trying to expand, clearly trying to expand into the US.

• 52:26Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Well, the NFL is expanding into Ireland now that the Steelers and Vikings have had a game out there. Jason had the pleasure of going out there and having a few Guinnesses.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. And some garage beers. We had some garage beers out there, too.

• 52:39Travis Kelce?

  Ah, all right now.

• 52:40Speaker 01

  Snuck some out there.

• 52:41Travis Kelce?

  Yeah. Hopefully they were up to Ireland standards. Um, how was it though, dude? Tell, tell us about it.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Um, it was fantastic. I mean, listen, so Andrew Whitworth and I have talked about going over to the UK to play some golf for a while now. All of a sudden, we knew this Dublin game was coming up. I love Ireland and we were kind of chopping it up like, hey, what if we go to Ireland, play some golf and then go to the game and just have fun for a week, right? And Whit said, that sounds lovely. I work on Thursday. You work on Monday. We'll be able to do like two days out there. I don't think it's worth it. So we end up backing out and I was like, dude, I was already geared up about it. I was excited to go down there. So I still went down on Wednesday. I got to play some awesome courses on Thursday, went over to Portmarnock, the island, went over to West, uh, uh, West Ireland the next day to meet up with a Irish storyteller.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  Like he's like a legend, dude. I freaking love this guy, Eddie Letahen, but I've really been into, as I've started having kids and you start reading books and things to children, you start really realizing how much these tales have, especially the ones that have survived for a long time and been repeatedly told by parents to their kids and ancestors. A lot of them involve hidden messages and meanings and morals and ways to go about your life, to leave it fulfilled and to be successful. And to have a purpose and you know, concepts of bravery and, uh, you know, having courage and willing to fight for yourself.

• 54:14Speaker 01

  And like all of these things, you know, how to be respectful of people, why that's important, why not to lie? You know, I think all these things I think are really how you taught all of these messages through years to your kids and to a younger civilization. And I, I just think it's awesome that he's keeping a lot of this stuff around.

• 54:34Travis Kelce?

  That's dope.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  And one of the concepts I've thought about with garage beers, doing this thing where we're telling the stories and tales of how beer has been ingrained in history and culture. Because alcohol in general, beer in particular, so many cultures across the world, across and even within the United States. Beer is like a communal space where people congregate to tell stories, to tell history. You're at the bar, you're talking about your day, you're talking about something that happened years back. You're, you're, it's a, it's, it's, it's something that happens and people consume it, but it also brings people together and they become socialized because of it. And what's ways that we can highlight some of these ancestral things and stories and

• 55:17Speaker 01

  mythology and Ireland just so happens to have a lot of mythological tales and historical legends revolving ale and, and mead and different types of alcoholic beverages. And we decided while we were over there to go over to Eddie and to listen to him tell some of these tales in his unique, uniquely wonderful way. And it was a blast. We went over there, we did a full day of that at this pub, Fogarty's Pub. I gotta give Patty a shout out. I gotta, I, hold on, let me look at Patty's last name.

• 55:48Travis Kelce?

  Irish guy, Irish.

• 55:50Speaker 01

  There was an Irish guy named Patty. Go figure. But this dude just made the trip so incredible. He set me up with a guy to play golf with on Thursday because I wanted to play with just somebody from Ireland and really ask them questions about, you know, the history of Dublin. So I ended up playing on Thursday, I played with a guy, I think he did like 40 years in the Dublin Fire Brigade and now he's retired, maybe he's 30 something. His name was Saul. His son Connor joined up with us after for the first nine. Somehow the Fire Brigade found out that I played golf with Saul and he's like, invite him down to the firehouse. So I went, I ended up going down to the firehouse. They put me in the, in the bucket on the truck. And I'm like, oh, cool. We'll go up like 30, 40 feet. We'll be high up in the air. This thing went 140 feet in the air.

• 56:35Travis Kelce?

  Why the fuck would you do this, Jason?

• 56:37Speaker 01

  I, I was shaking. Like I'm.

• 56:40Travis Kelce?

  Why would you do that?

• 56:42Speaker 01

  I didn't know.

• 56:43Travis Kelce?

  Terrified of heights.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  I was already pot committed and I'm not like that, but. It is unbelievable that like human technology can just take you on a fucking truck and have a ladder shoot you up in the air 140 feet and I'm I'm higher than any building in Dublin. What the fuck is happening right now while I'm shitting myself?

• 57:07Travis Kelce?

  That's terrifying.

• 57:08Speaker 01

  I was beyond like, I was like, dude, this is fucking, I don't know what the fuck is happening right now.

• 57:14Travis Kelce?

  Did they shake it at all?

• 57:16Speaker 01

  The guy started turning and I was like, okay, don't need to do that. I'll just turn around, I'll turn around. We don't need to move that thing at all.

• 57:24Travis Kelce?

  Before too, I just popped through North Casey's Fire Department one time to say what's up to everybody, drop off some pizzas, I think. And they asked me, do you want to go up in the bucket? I'm like, sure, I'll see what it's like up there. And, and this is at nighttime, this isn't even like broad daylight where you can see everything real clear. Like I went up probably like 40, 50, maybe 60 feet and was like, all right, that's enough. That's good. We're good right here. I get it. You can break me down now. And then just to fuck with me, he started like shaking it a little bit.

• 58:01Travis Kelce?

  Oh my gosh, like my nuts went into my stomach, man. It was hilarious.

• 58:06Speaker 01

  I mean, it's crazy. And then the other part of the trip, we went up, played golf with Bill Murray and Tom Coyne and a few other people up at a golf course called Ardglas up in Northern Ireland.

• 58:18Travis Kelce?

  And you were all over this place, man.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  We, we, we were traveling now. We were, we were out of the house officially. I was driving to them, streets are tight. We had the biggest car you could rent. I was fucking knuckling it. It was not good. Anyways, got up to Ardglas. The, it's all along the coastline. You see this old like fishing, like village, there's fucking seals. It was just. It was like a this close to like a golf religious experience that I've ever really had. It was fantastic. It was really cool. Then on top of that, Bill's over here making me laugh my ass off and fucking, I don't know, man. I don't know. Sometimes I'm looking at my life and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?

• 58:58Travis Kelce?

  That's a definitely, that sounds like a what the fuck kind of moment.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Yes. And then the Ryder Cup was happening inside while Rory and Shane are fucking losing it with the crowd and all the Irish people there getting all into it. It was, it was a blast, man. And then the game. I've been to some of these international games. I've went and saw you play. I've been over to London. This is the best one I've ever seen. I'm not gonna lie. Dublin was fucking into it. There were so many Pittsburgh fans there throughout the week. It was, and Minnesota Vikings fans too. I got to talk to everybody throughout the week. It was fantastic.

• 59:35Travis Kelce?

  It makes sense. It makes sense that football just would work there.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  First of all, we were playing in iconic stadium, Crook Park, that's been there for over 100 years or something like that. It seats like 80,000. It was pretty much full. I don't think I saw very many empty seats. I think it was like 75,000 people they said came to the game. It was loud. They were into it. And I thought about it some more like, listen, the London games are great, but the London games almost feel like more like All-Star gaming. This one felt like these guys were into the, from like a football's perspective, like they were fucking, and I think part of it is like, London gives so many world events at that Wembley Stadium. You know what I mean? Like that's such a hub of the world that that, that it's not that unique. I gotta think like, how many world events or big time stuff like this is Dublin's in it, but it's still a huge city. And it's a massive

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  city that loves rugby and they love Gaelic football, that loves athletics. And I, it just like, it was fantastic. The weather was beautiful. The game was, it was great. Explaining American football to all these Irish guys that didn't know a fucking thing about it was awesome.

• 1:00:39Travis Kelce?

  We're just there for the vibes.

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Well, we had, some of the production people were there, uh, just because they had, they were working. A lot of people were there, were just working. And they're like, oh, how do you do it? And so that's great. It was, it was just a really fun experience. The NFL knocked out of the park, Crook Park, and Ireland knocked it out of the park.

• 1:00:55Travis Kelce?

  That's awesome.

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  Shout out to the Irish National Anthem singer. I mean, I don't even know if that's what you call it over there, but she fucking brought the house down. It was tremendous. And then, yeah, it was. Just really cool, awesome event, married to a lot of great people. Just an awesome, awesome time.

• 1:01:14Travis Kelce?

  Well, I would imagine that football out there in Ireland would be just that, but it sounds like the week altogether was pretty, was pretty dope for you, brother. I'm excited. You're finally getting out of the house, Jason. Yeah, who would have thought it was just football that was keeping you in the house, man?

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  That's right. That's right.

• 1:01:30Travis Kelce?

  Well, you came back from Ireland, uh, dressed like you were Irish. Yeah, you jumped on, you jumped on a little Monday night countdown.

• 1:01:40Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:01:40Travis Kelce?

  Looking like Jason Kelce. Were you going full Peaky Blinders here or what?

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  I, you know, I love a good Jeff cap and I had the, uh, I got the sweater while I was over there and the hat while I was over there. And I was like, you know what?

• 1:01:52Travis Kelce?

  A little Jeff cap, man.

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:54Travis Kelce?

  Just goes well with the ancestry. Yeah.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  I just think I look good in it, if I'm being honest with you.

• 1:02:00Travis Kelce?

  No, it does, especially the gray one. It kind of brings out some of that gray.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  All right, that's enough.

• 1:02:05Travis Kelce?

  Dude, you own it.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  I do. Do freaking, uh, I think it was Ellie last night. We were playing I Spy. Right? I'm like, oh, I spy something green. And Ellie says, I spy something white. And I'm like, what? Where are you? And she was like,

• 1:02:22Travis Kelce?

  Gotcha.

• 1:02:24Speaker 01

  It's good.

• 1:02:26Travis Kelce?

  It is good. Hold on, take one more look to the right. It is getting white.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Those corners are getting in. And honestly, this dye, I think is still in it a little bit. It's, it's good. I can't wait till I'm full on white. You've known this for a long time. I want to be full gray.

• 1:02:40Travis Kelce?

  I think it's coming, dude.

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Oh, it's definitely coming.

• 1:02:42Travis Kelce?

  Let's get to, uh, our international no dumb question, uh, from, uh, you hazy 1983. Is it acceptable to wear any team's jersey at an international game? I'm asking because of the wrong game dickhead, uh, talk from last week. And this is where it gets a little dicey. It gets a little dicey. I think it's not wrong.

• 1:03:08Travis Kelce?

  To to wear it, but at the same time, like, just don't wear it.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I this is this is where I was kind of couldn't. I was a wrong game dickhead this weekend. I had an Ireland rugby jersey on at an NFL game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. I was a wrong game dickhead this weekend, but I was okay with it because I'm like, listen, I like this jersey that they somebody left. I think the hotel I was staying at put it in the hotel room. It was a fucking great jersey. I thought it was cool. It was green, which is my favorite color. So I was like, whatever. I'll be a wrong game. Sometimes just be the wrong game dickhead. There ain't nothing wrong with being a wrong game dickhead.

• 1:03:43Travis Kelce?

  Just embrace it.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  Just own it.

• 1:03:45Travis Kelce?

  Just own it. And if somebody calls you out, fucking just own it.

• 1:03:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. You're damn right on the wrong game dickhead. I don't give a fuck who wins this game. I'm here to have fun.

• 1:03:55Travis Kelce?

  I got the right beer in my hand, baby. You can't tell me shit.

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  I'm not wearing either of those teams jerseys.

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  And I got a green Ireland rugby jersey. I met a couple of Irish rugby guys there. So that was fun.

• 1:04:09Travis Kelce?

  Well, that does it for out of the house brought to you by WhatsApp. Make sure you get that WhatsApp for your international, I guess. The way Jason, any type of communication you got here. Let's move on to some no dumb questions, Jason.

• 1:04:20Speaker 01

  Regular no dumb questions. All right. From rude product 2975 on Reddit. If you could redesign one thing about the human body, what would you change? And how would it improve life? You can redesign one thing about the human body.

• 1:04:37Travis Kelce?

  Like, let my feet be the same as my hands.

• 1:04:40Speaker 01

  So you want to be essentially a monkey?

• 1:04:43Travis Kelce?

  Well, I just want to be able to grab things like make my toes longer so I can grab as much as I grab with my hands.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  You're literally describing a chimpanzee. Like, I don't know where to go from here, but it's good. I mean, I guess, yes, we can also, we can steal from the animal kingdom. We're not chimps. And we potentially never were related to them, although potentially, I think most scientific data would suggest some type of common ancestor. Unless you don't believe in evolution, which

• 1:05:11Travis Kelce?

  Lucy.

• 1:05:12Speaker 01

  Okay, it's not good on this rabbit hole.

• 1:05:15Travis Kelce?

  We already went down one. Let's keep going down all of them. What's yours?

• 1:05:19Speaker 01

  What's my hu- human body thing that I would change and how would it improve life? I would make.

• 1:05:27Speaker 01

  Everybody's arteries better so that you could eat bullshit food and not have to worry about getting congestive heart issues or hypertension or anything like that. I would get rid of ramifications for eating delicious food.

• 1:05:41Travis Kelce?

  God damn.

• 1:05:42Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's one thing though. That's kind of a cop out. That's not one thing. That's changing anything, but I would make our sense of smell better.

• 1:05:50Travis Kelce?

  Better?

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  Be able to smell like a dog. Dude, there's dogs that can smell like Parkinson's on people. There's a fucking crazy, dude, there's a crazy like Malcolm Gladwell. I swear to God. There's like a crazy Malcolm Gladwell thing where he talks about like, it was an episode in Revisionist History where he talks about, you can see the dog now, where dogs' sense of smell is so strong, they can smell diseases and illnesses and things on people that not even like human technology can detect at certain times. Like even before there was a COVID like shot, like test to be able to test if you had COVID, dogs could actually do it at a higher rate. And even once they had the test, like dogs were a higher percentage

• 1:06:36Speaker 01

  chance of knowing whether you had COVID or not. And they could smell it on you, which is just like, I think that'd be dope. And I think it would make human beings a lot better. Stamp of the week. Stampity stamps.

• 1:06:48Travis Kelce?

  I'm going that Big Bama left tackle, man. I saw this Alabama 6'7", 366 pound left tackler, I would assume tackle.

• 1:06:56Speaker 01

  Can somebody play this clip?

• 1:06:57Travis Kelce?

  Kayden Proctor taking a bubble screen and running.

• 1:07:02Speaker 01

  Oh shit. He was just lined up out there.

• 1:07:04Travis Kelce?

  Yeah, they went a little.

• 1:07:06Speaker 01

  Oh my God. So he was eligible.

• 1:07:08Travis Kelce?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:09Speaker 01

  Can you go back to the first beginning of it?

• 1:07:14Speaker 01

  It was. So he wasn't eligible. That's why they did it to him. Cause there's nobody covering him over there. Oh, I like this. Good play design. Look at the big fella.

• 1:07:24Travis Kelce?

  Oh, the big guy almost got in there too.

• 1:07:26Speaker 01

  What's interesting is they could have easily just done that. With the tackle and there still wouldn't have been a receiver over there and just let him block, right?

• 1:07:34Travis Kelce?

  No, they would have put somebody over there.

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  That's fucking crazy. So who was playing left tackle for that, a tight end?

• 1:07:40Travis Kelce?

  No, I think he was a extra O line. I could be wrong though, I don't know.

• 1:07:45Speaker 01

  It does look like those tackles are still big. The left tackle that doesn't block. All right, either way, yeah, that's an electric gas play.

• 1:07:52Travis Kelce?

  See, this is when I can watch college football. When they're doing shit like this, I'm in.

• 1:07:54Speaker 01

  Stamp of the week fan edition, tush push wedding stance. Let's take a look at that.

• 1:08:02Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 1:08:03Travis Kelce?

  Electric, electric.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  Did I snap it? Oh, yeah. The only way this would have been better is if the bridesmaids would have tried to stop him.

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  Now that would have been an electric entrance to a wedding.

• 1:08:19Travis Kelce?

  That would have been a bad.

• 1:08:20Speaker 01

  Just complete garbage.

• 1:08:22Travis Kelce?

  Oh, man, almost as bad as the Craig Carey wedding.

• 1:08:26Speaker 01

  Oh, God, let's not bring that up. Elaine for keeping up the New Heights swear jar. You know what? We got a stamp Elaine. Can we finally do something for fucking charity revolving this goddamn swear jar?

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  What do you want to fucking do for it?

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  What is correlative to swearing that would be fun to be like charitable over? We donate to etiquette classes. Are there any charities around etiquette?

• 1:08:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, we, we send some kids to etiquette school. We fund like a bookmobile so kids can learn other words.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Like a reading drive is what we should do. So like.

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Reading drive is good.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  It's too late for us. You kids save yourselves and learn other words.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  We're fucked. You guys need to improve your vocabulary.

• 1:09:10Speaker 03

  It's fucking over for us. We can donate dictionaries. We can donate the New Heights dictionaries to schools around the country. The New Heights bookmobile driven by Jets Jake.

• 1:09:20Speaker 01

  Should we ask the 92 percenters what they think?

• 1:09:22Travis Kelce?

  I think we have.

• 1:09:23Speaker 03

  I think we just got it. All right, listen, I'm all for democracy, but I think we nailed it.

• 1:09:27Travis Kelce?

  A center for kids who can't.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  The New Heights Center for Kids Who Can't Speak.

• 1:09:32Travis Kelce?

  Good.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  All right, that wraps up another episode of New Heights. Make sure you subscribe to the New Heights channel on YouTube and follow the New Heights channel in the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes of New Heights ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts.

• 1:09:48Travis Kelce?

  Once again, New Heights, a Wondery show brought to you by Peloton. That's right. See how you match up to everybody else and their biking quest over at Peloton. And follow the show on all social media at New Heights Show with one extra fun clip throughout the week. And thank you to our production, the New Heights production team for always making us look good and deleting out all the bad things that would get us to never be able to do this ever again. Ninety-two percenters appreciate you guys for tuning in. We'll see you guys next week after a little Monday night football.

• 1:10:30Speaker 01

  Are you sick? You got the sniffles?

• 1:10:32Travis Kelce?

  I've had them since the weather's been, it's been like getting cold and hot and then cold and hot. Now it's hot again. It was 90 degrees out there this past weekend, man.

• 1:10:41Speaker 01

  Her whole house has been sick for like the last week. I was over, I got sick right before I went to Ireland and I'm still sick. I still have a little bit of a head cold. Hundred Guinnesses probably didn't help.