The Secret of Mojito Madness! | FILE_02 | Mystery Boys

Duncan Trussell is touring all over! Check out his tour dates over at http://duncantrussell.com/tour Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where paranoia, occult symbolism, and forbidden knowledge are treated with the seriousness they deserve. This week: Peter Thiel vs. the Pope, Vatican serpent worship, secret bloodlines, grey cryptids, and the how corporatism is just Satanism and everyone is falling for it. Kurt explains “Project Jehovah,” Duncan discovers Pokémon may be occult propaganda connected to the Dresden Codex and Apollo missions, and somewhere along the way they uncover links between Baldur’s Gate, Harry Potter, black face lore, and genetically engineered parasites engineered for discarnate entities worshipped by global leadership. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 02 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:47 - Drew Berrymore's Comedic Genius 00:12:23 - Mass Marriages 00:15:46 - Peter Thiel vs. The Pope 00:21:39 - The Serpent In The Vatican 00:41:39 - The Larp Of Satanism 00:50:25 - Project Jehovah 00:56:34 - Pokemon Is Satanic 01:02:03 - Chris Fleming Is Saving Comedy 01:08:56 - Project Jehovah Pt. 2 01:20:07 - Balder's Gate Correlation 01:40:07 - Project Jehovah: The Conclusion 01:49:43 - The REAL Harry Potter 01:59:54 - Our Leaders Are Good People Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:52Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. I forgot to send the most important picture to start this off. So I'm gonna send it to you right now.

• 0:58Duncan Trussell?

  That's great. Did you make that?

• 1:00Kurt Metzger?

  No, Jimmy, Jimmy Dore sent it to me.

• 1:03Duncan Trussell?

  That is the best thing I've ever seen.

• 1:06Kurt Metzger?

  I assume this is real. I, I, I don't know. Jimmy sent it to me.

• 1:10Duncan Trussell?

  It's 100% real.

• 1:11Kurt Metzger?

  Senator Graham, look at him, not afraid to take his shirt off and get dirty. Mix it up.

• 1:16Duncan Trussell?

  That is so funny. Whoever made that is a fucking genius.

• 1:19Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Look at Lindsey Graham. "We stand for you." He was crying and saying that to the... "We stand for you."

• 1:27Duncan Trussell?

  This is a, this, by the way, is, I think, pretty much just sums up the world right now. That's the perfect picture of everything.

• 1:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:35Duncan Trussell?

  We know it's not real. Nobody, you guys don't need to leave comments. That's fake. We know it's symbolic.

• 1:41Kurt Metzger?

  A helpless, mixed-race boy pinned underneath Senator Graham.

• 1:45Duncan Trussell?

  You don't have to go woke all of a sudden. What I see here is justice. What I see here is the hard work of one of our great senators.

• 1:54Kurt Metzger?

  He's in the Air Force. That's why he had the training to know what to do.

• 1:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:57Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know that? He served in our air force.

• 1:59Duncan Trussell?

  Thank God. I must, man, I wish he was still flying planes up there to look up and know Senator Graham's up there.

• 2:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I haven't.

• 2:06Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that. Look at that.

• 2:07Kurt Metzger?

  It's great to get a chance to.

• 2:09Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, where's that? Margarita.

• 2:11Kurt Metzger?

  I haven't been able to pull the trigger in a while.

• 2:13Duncan Trussell?

  That's called Mojito Madness.

• 2:15Kurt Metzger?

  I just had a Mojito and I'm ready to kill.

• 2:17Duncan Trussell?

  No, do you know that Lindsey Graham actually has permanent Mojito Madness?

• 2:21Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know what Mojito Madness is.

• 2:22Duncan Trussell?

  It's something from drinking too many Mojitos. You get Mojito Madness.

• 2:26Kurt Metzger?

  I've gotten that.

• 2:26Duncan Trussell?

  I have too, and apparently Lindsey Graham, like he, he drank so many Mojitos on a cruise ship that it froze in his brain and he's.

• 2:36Kurt Metzger?

  Now, what is the alcohol? I, I forget the name of the alcohol we were using to make Mojitos when I was in, as an old relationship I had, and it wasn't a good relationship. And Mojito Madness came up quite a lot.

• 2:46Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, it is.

• 2:47Kurt Metzger?

  We would make them a lot and um, I don't remember, I guess it's rum, but what, I don't remember the name of what we used to make the Mojitos.

• 2:53Duncan Trussell?

  It's, well, I mean, it's rum mixed in with um, what is in there? Ch- mint, mu- you, okay, it's uh.

• 3:00Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on. Uh, mint forward cocktails as well as various products, including cannabis strains, vape flavors and nail polish. So that's how you make the drink.

• 3:09Duncan Trussell?

  Vape flavors?

• 3:11Kurt Metzger?

  You need some vape flavoring?

• 3:14Duncan Trussell?

  Other Mojito Madness.

• 3:15Kurt Metzger?

  Sprig of mint.

• 3:16Duncan Trussell?

  Nail, nail polish.

• 3:18Kurt Metzger?

  And a bit of nail polish. Nail polish cuts the sweetness a little bit.

• 3:23Duncan Trussell?

  Cocktail bombs.

• 3:24Kurt Metzger?

  That.

• 3:24Duncan Trussell?

  A Mojito cocktail bomb is available to create instant fizzy, non-alcoholic cocktail drinks. And guys, good news, we are going to give you our Mojito recipe later in the show.

• 3:37Kurt Metzger?

  Now, that's not, he's not drunk.

• 3:39Duncan Trussell?

  He's Mojito Madness and this is the kind of shit that he gets assaulted with all the time. He's not, once you get Mojito, permanent Mojito Madness, it doesn't go away.

• 3:47Kurt Metzger?

  Can we hear him, some of his inspirational talking? I think it'd be great. Oh, you know what you just reminded me of, Dunky? I got you, I brought you something so wonderful.

• 3:55Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 3:56Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay, so remember my bullet crown?

• 3:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, of course.

• 4:03Kurt Metzger?

  First of all, I was under the misapprehension, Duncan.

• 4:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 4:07Kurt Metzger?

  That Reverend Sung Young Moon was Korean Jesus. He was Jesus Christ reincarnated.

• 4:12Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 4:12Kurt Metzger?

  Will you bring up that uh, video, please, of uh, of the good Reverend Sung, you know, Sung Young Moon?

• 4:17Duncan Trussell?

  And stay tuned, guys, coming up, our favorite Mojito recipes.

• 4:21Kurt Metzger?

  And we'll be making Mojitos.

• 4:23Duncan Trussell?

  With Drew Barrymore.

• 4:26Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, fuck. It was supposed to be a surprise.

• 4:29Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know, wait, wait, do you know, fun side note about Drew? When the writer's strike was going on, the people that were gonna cross the picket line were her and Bill Maher.

• 4:38Duncan Trussell?

  I matched with Drew Barrymore on Raya.

• 4:40Kurt Metzger?

  I, I bet you did.

• 4:42Duncan Trussell?

  She didn't respond.

• 4:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but it made me laugh because Drew Barrymore is gonna cross the picket lines to do the, because the public was demanding, obviously, a Drew Barrymore show. And I was like, Drew Barrymore has writers?

• 4:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 4:54Kurt Metzger?

  I thought she did the whole thing herself.

• 4:56Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, you, I, I mean, I know she's a genius, but you think you could just improvise those bits?

• 5:00Kurt Metzger?

  When she said to Kamala, will you be my Mamala?

• 5:03Duncan Trussell?

  Can we play that before we do, can we just play that? Because it's so brilliant.

• 5:06Kurt Metzger?

  Before we get to Reverend Young Miu Miu.

• 5:08Duncan Trussell?

  I, I, that just shows how much you respect Drew Barrymore, because that, you don't just say something like that.

• 5:13Kurt Metzger?

  The importance of belly laughs, brought to you by Doritos.

• 5:16Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I love this.

• 5:17Kurt Metzger?

  We elected the wrong Wendy Williams.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  I appreciate you more every single day. Not only thank you for going out and championing on behalf of all of us.

• 5:28Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Speaker 03

  But thank you for being the mother, the woman, the sister, and the daughter.

• 5:34Kurt Metzger?

  She's pretty funny.

• 5:35Speaker 03

  And friend, and I love my.

• 5:36Kurt Metzger?

  Thank you for being a friend.

• 5:38Duncan Trussell?

  Look how close she's leaning in. Get out of my fucking face.

• 5:42Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I'm, I'm on Kamala's side.

• 5:44Duncan Trussell?

  You know, Secret Service is right around, like, like, the Secret Service is, where has their hands on their gun?

• 5:52Duncan Trussell?

  What is that pose?

• 5:53Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, just look at Drew's focus and attention. It's like I'm looking at, uh, the chick from Superman staring at the NXIVM guy.

• 6:00Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, if you're, if, if, if you're on a date and a girl is sitting like that, you guys are about to fuck. That's like, you're, this is close to fucking pose.

• 6:08Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that, yeah, dude.

• 6:09Duncan Trussell?

  And look at Kamala's body language is just, it's just crazy.

• 6:14Kurt Metzger?

  With this little firecracker pushing up, look at the plat, the platties on fucking.

• 6:18Duncan Trussell?

  I would be sucking her feet by now.

• 6:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I'd have been.

• 6:22Duncan Trussell?

  I would be just sliding right down the couch and going on her feet.

• 6:26Kurt Metzger?

  Not to spoil it, but our mojito is served in a shoe.

• 6:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, it is. And it's got some special ingredients.

• 6:33Kurt Metzger?

  That was from Quentin Tarantino. That was his suggestion.

• 6:35Speaker 04

  We have an extraordinary network of friends. I mean, my best friend in kindergarten is still one of my best friends.

• 6:45Kurt Metzger?

  Who?

• 6:46Duncan Trussell?

  This is the craziest thing I've

• 6:49Speaker 04

  Young women mostly, but young men also. And, and I say to them, you know, it's really important. And I say this to everybody, choose.

• 6:57Kurt Metzger?

  That's the face I make when I watch her watch Kamala.

• 7:00Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, God, this is the most insane, broken simulator shit I ever saw in my fucking life.

• 7:08Kurt Metzger?

  Because there's no way someone could be this good at their job.

• 7:10Duncan Trussell?

  That's what I'm saying. And this was, this is what we gave up. By the way, this is the timeline we could have had. And we, you guys gave it up.

• 7:19Kurt Metzger?

  Kamala and, um.

• 7:20Duncan Trussell?

  Drew Barrymore.

• 7:21Kurt Metzger?

  What do you think the differences would be?

• 7:24Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean?

• 7:24Kurt Metzger?

  If, if we were on the correct timeline of Kamala Harris Drew Barrymore ticket?

• 7:28Duncan Trussell?

  If we, okay, if it was, if Kamala was the president?

• 7:31Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 7:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, if Kamala was the president.

• 7:33Kurt Metzger?

  It was a great thought experiment.

• 7:35Duncan Trussell?

  She, obviously, you know exactly what would have happened.

• 7:39Kurt Metzger?

  Bird flu lockdowns, and I'm here for it.

• 7:41Duncan Trussell?

  No, there was so. By the way, there's so, the fact that we only locked down for COVID makes me sick. We should be locking down for colds. We should be locking down for flus. We should be locking down for.

• 7:52Kurt Metzger?

  I was just saying this to Howie Mandel.

• 7:54Duncan Trussell?

  He's right. Yeah.

• 7:57Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 7:58Duncan Trussell?

  Now, look at that. That is a delicious mojito.

• 8:01Kurt Metzger?

  That's a, that's a refreshing mojito for a brat summer, I'll tell you what.

• 8:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, baby, you're gonna drink that. Drink that on Drew Barrymore's beautiful patio looking out at a Hollywood pool.

• 8:13Kurt Metzger?

  I don't care if you're a brat or a rat boy. This is gonna be your summer, and you're gonna want a refreshing Kamala Hito.

• 8:21Duncan Trussell?

  We have got an incredible mojito recipe coming up. Stay tuned.

• 8:25Kurt Metzger?

  But first, a blast from the past with, uh, the Reverend Young Moon.

• 8:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 8:31Kurt Metzger?

  Where I got my fantastic bullet crown. Now, let me just set the stage here. Uh, this is 1997. Uh, uh, C-SPAN was covering this event. Uh, the Unification Church event where they, many of our fine congressmen.

• 8:45Duncan Trussell?

  Or an hatch.

• 8:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, joined together to, to coronate the good Reverence on Young Moon as the King of Peace. Now, this ties into my apology to the moon. Because I thought they believed in a Korean Jesus and I am misrepresenting their teachings.

• 8:59Duncan Trussell?

  Can I say something? I have such admiration, I already love you, I think you're a genius, but I have such admiration for you for making that apology.

• 9:07Kurt Metzger?

  It's hard to do, but it's the right thing.

• 9:10Duncan Trussell?

  I know that sometimes when people make an apology online, it isn't met with acceptance. It's usually met with too late or not.

• 9:17Kurt Metzger?

  You can't apologize based on that. You gotta apologize based on what's in your heart.

• 9:20Duncan Trussell?

  I respect that.

• 9:21Kurt Metzger?

  And here's, I thought that he was Korean Jesus. No, here's their story. Let me not misrepresent that. The good Reverend Byung Byung Miu was in the hills of Korea where he was visited by Jesus.

• 9:33Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 9:34Kurt Metzger?

  Okay? Jesus said, "I failed in my mission." You know, this kind of closely reflects me, how I'm apologizing. Christ said, "You know, I cocked the whole thing up, dude. I got killed."

• 9:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 9:47Kurt Metzger?

  It's up to you now.

• 9:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that was big of Jesus.

• 9:50Kurt Metzger?

  So that's why he was being coronated at this event, the King of Peace, because as you know, Jesus Christ is the Prince of Peace.

• 9:57Duncan Trussell?

  The Prince of Peace, so he's the King.

• 9:58Kurt Metzger?

  But this guy is the King of Peace. So my apologies to the Moonies. Reverend Son Heung Moon is better than Jesus.

• 10:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 10:04Kurt Metzger?

  That has always been their teaching and I, well, I'm not gonna lower the good Reverend Moon.

• 10:10Duncan Trussell?

  Listen, I don't think anybody judges, we all make mistakes and I like it's.

• 10:13Kurt Metzger?

  I'm just happy because our entire government honored this wonderful man by crowning him the King of Peace.

• 10:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 10:20Kurt Metzger?

  So we don't have to watch all of Orin Hatch's remarks, but let's just look at a little bit of it.

• 10:25Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I'd love to see what he has to say.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  Normally, when I think of the Washington Beltway press corps, I think of, well, not gonna say it, wouldn't be prudent. But when I think of the Washington Times, I think of a publication that has brought much-needed balance to the way Washington is.

• 10:45Kurt Metzger?

  Son Heung Moon's newspaper.

• 10:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, yes.

• 10:50Kurt Metzger?

  Now, where do you hear this man speak?

• 10:52Speaker 06

  I know him in a professional capacity as a leader in the establishment of newspapers and magazines throughout the world, founded to serve and with a commitment to truth and objectivity.

• 11:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, here we go.

• 11:06Speaker 07

  Respected guest from Washington, this.

• 11:10Kurt Metzger?

  Better than Jesus.

• 11:11Speaker 07

  I established the Washington Times to fulfill God's this first desire to save this world.

• 11:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 11:18Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 11:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 11:20Kurt Metzger?

  Go on, reference.

• 11:21Speaker 07

  And free sex is centered on sex.

• 11:25Duncan Trussell?

  Ah!

• 11:26Speaker 07

  Historically, world's rhetoric and media have often stimulated free sex.

• 11:34Duncan Trussell?

  That's true.

• 11:35Speaker 07

  But from now on, you literally figure and journalists should lead the way to prevent free sex.

• 11:45Kurt Metzger?

  Pay to play, baby.

• 11:46Speaker 07

  Sex should completely.

• 11:48Duncan Trussell?

  Absolutely.

• 11:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, please.

• 11:50Duncan Trussell?

  Absolutely.

• 11:51Kurt Metzger?

  Free a sexual.

• 11:53Duncan Trussell?

  This is what?

• 11:55Speaker 07

  pistol.

• 11:56Kurt Metzger?

  Ah!

• 11:57Speaker 07

  A full and sexual organs are shaped as concave and convex.

• 12:02Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 12:03Speaker 07

  Why are they shaped that way?

• 12:05Duncan Trussell?

  Always wondered.

• 12:06Speaker 07

  Everyone is one world.

• 12:10Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, wait, pause.

• 12:11Kurt Metzger?

  I can't find a transcript. Because this is just a snippet. I can't find the full speech. But based on what I've seen, it's probably the greatest speech ever made in the history of mankind.

• 12:22Duncan Trussell?

  No, this is crazy. This is.

• 12:24Kurt Metzger?

  I still don't know why.

• 12:26Duncan Trussell?

  I have a dream.

• 12:27Kurt Metzger?

  Genital.

• 12:30Duncan Trussell?

  Convex genital.

• 12:32Kurt Metzger?

  I've.

• 12:32Duncan Trussell?

  Convex genital.

• 12:35Kurt Metzger?

  I can see why so many people would let him mass marry them.

• 12:39Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up a mass marriage? It's so beautiful.

• 12:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 12:42Duncan Trussell?

  Because these days, these kids these days, they're not even having sex, free sex or paying for sex. They're not having sex.

• 12:50Duncan Trussell?

  Look at how beautiful that is. Is there a YouTube clip of one of these marriages?

• 12:53Kurt Metzger?

  Look at that.

• 12:54Duncan Trussell?

  This is, we should do trigger warning. You're gonna cry.

• 12:56Kurt Metzger?

  You want to talk about a happy ma- I mean.

• 12:58Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, look, mass wedding in central Gaza.

• 13:00Kurt Metzger?

  I, I, and you know, people, people like to poke fun at this.

• 13:04Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I hate that they would.

• 13:06Kurt Metzger?

  A mass wedding in Gaza for the moonies?

• 13:09Duncan Trussell?

  Isn't that beautiful?

• 13:10Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, is this, this is just a mass wedding? This is not Reverend Moon. This is, I think it might be Muslim. And I, we're at war right now, so I'd like you to please go back to Reverend.

• 13:21Duncan Trussell?

  Can we take that off?

• 13:21Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that's fucking crazy, guys.

• 13:23Duncan Trussell?

  Please don't. Why would you do that?

• 13:23Kurt Metzger?

  No wonder we can't show the show.

• 13:25Duncan Trussell?

  Why are you doing that?

• 13:26Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Israel's got its back to the wall right now. You're gonna play these fucking games?

• 13:29Duncan Trussell?

  You're gonna play this?

• 13:31Kurt Metzger?

  You know, I mean, Israel's losing support every day.

• 13:33Duncan Trussell?

  Are you fucking seriously doing that? Why would you do that?

• 13:37Kurt Metzger?

  Showing a Muslim mass wedding.

• 13:38Duncan Trussell?

  You, I guess you just fucking love that people are being kidnapped every day. Do you guys celebrate that at YMH?

• 13:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I guess you love Candace Owens, too.

• 13:48Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, fuck you.

• 13:50Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, sorry about that. I'm, I'm sorry. I'm glad you didn't have to see that to the crowds.

• 13:54Duncan Trussell?

  It's so fucked up. You just did that. Why don't you, why don't you come in here and just shit on my face?

• 14:00Kurt Metzger?

  No, bro, free sex!

• 14:01Duncan Trussell?

  Why don't I lay on the floor and you shit on my face?

• 14:04Kurt Metzger?

  For no delivery!

• 14:05Duncan Trussell?

  Why don't you dress like my mom? And come in here and shit on my face?

• 14:09Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Duncan Trussell?

  And slap my remaining doll.

• 14:12Kurt Metzger?

  And then say, "You're a dirty boy with a dirty penis. It's time for your bath."

• 14:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, time for your bath again.

• 14:18Kurt Metzger?

  Mommy, the water's too hot. You're dirty!

• 14:20Duncan Trussell?

  You learn to love the heat.

• 14:22Kurt Metzger?

  Your penis is dirty!

• 14:23Duncan Trussell?

  And you have a filthy cock, boy.

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• 14:56Speaker 05

  The Lemonati has spent decades keeping lemon on top and lime in the shadows. Their lemon agenda has infiltrated everything, even our music. That hit song named after the color of lemons? Not a coincidence. Big Lemon has been put-

• 15:12Kurt Metzger?

  Pulling strings in the industry for years. Think about it. But now, 7-Up is fighting back with their new lime lemon soda. Now lime comes first. 7-Up, flip the sip. Convex genitals, uh, oh, that's what convex means.

• 15:30Duncan Trussell?

  Why do you come in here in big red high heels?

• 15:32Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it can be a normal, hold on, penile curvature. Now, this ties into astrophysics. Where one size convex, it can be a normal anatomical variation, a congenital condition required through diseases like Peroni's.

• 15:44Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 15:44Kurt Metzger?

  You know, Peroni's?

• 15:45Duncan Trussell?

  Of course, I fucking, I live it every day.

• 15:48Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's not just a delicious, uh, Jersey Shore Italian donut.

• 15:53Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 15:53Kurt Metzger?

  It's a curvature of the penis.

• 15:54Duncan Trussell?

  No, dude, my cock looks like a marble run.

• 15:57Kurt Metzger?

  But when we go to Boardwalk and get Peroni's sometimes, those are a different thing. You ever get a big bag of Peroni's? Eat them all yourself. I can't stop. Boy, what a speaking voice on him.

• 16:10Duncan Trussell?

  No, can we just play a little bit more?

• 16:19Duncan Trussell?

  That's true.

• 16:22Duncan Trussell?

  Is he still alive? Do you think we can get him on the show?

• 16:24Kurt Metzger?

  His son Sean wears that bullet crown now. Oh, and you close it out right with some barbershop quartet.

• 16:30Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 16:31Kurt Metzger?

  So anyway, your federal government crowned him as better of Jesus, better than Jesus officially. I think everyone should know that.

• 16:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Well, this is, um, you know, I think it's probably a good time to talk about some of the, some of the interesting things that are going on in the federal government. Can you pull up Peter Thiel?

• 16:55Duncan Trussell?

  Peter Thiel at JD Vance, apparently. Peter, so as you know, President Donald Trump is having a little bit of a feud with the Pope. And

• 17:08Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that is, yeah.

• 17:10Duncan Trussell?

  And Peter Thiel, who's been giving-

• 17:12Kurt Metzger?

  Are you gonna make a big deal that they were hitting that Jesus crucifix head with a sledgehammer? The IDF soldier picture?

• 17:17Duncan Trussell?

  You're the one who just brought it up.

• 17:18Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I just wanna put the, point this out. Let's just give the benefit of the doubt to the IDF. I'm sure they didn't think it was Jesus. They probably-

• 17:27Duncan Trussell?

  Hundred percent, no idea.

• 17:27Kurt Metzger?

  Just thought it was a Red Cross medic.

• 17:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, or like doctors-

• 17:31Kurt Metzger?

  Of course they're gonna turn upside down his head with a sledgehammer.

• 17:33Duncan Trussell?

  Doctors Without Borders. I'm pretty, it's like, I'm pretty sure that they thought it was a Doctors Without Borders doctor.

• 17:38Kurt Metzger?

  So, of course they're gonna hit him with a sledgehammer. They don't know if it's Christ or not. They're not-

• 17:41Duncan Trussell?

  Could be a doctor. Could be an aid worker.

• 17:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 17:44Duncan Trussell?

  Um.

• 17:45Kurt Metzger?

  Let's hear these-

• 17:46Duncan Trussell?

  In leaked audio recordings, Peter Thiel revealed he told J.D. Vance to ignore Pope Leo on moral issues, including-

• 17:52Kurt Metzger?

  Now Pope Leo famously said, uh, maybe don't do what you're doing in Iran?

• 17:56Duncan Trussell?

  Pope Leo stepped out of line. Number one, um-

• 18:01Kurt Metzger?

  Pope's job, I believe, I thought, now I could be wrong. I thought that is exactly what your job is, be like, don't kill everybody.

• 18:06Duncan Trussell?

  No, that is not typically the role of the Pope. Typically the role of-

• 18:10Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not Catholic, so-

• 18:11Duncan Trussell?

  No, what, what happened is, I, I, I just feel like the Pope, it's a, it's a, it's a high-pressure job. You're out there in Italy. It gets hot as fuck in the Vatican. They don't have air- They don't have air conditioning at the Vatican. Did you know that? No air conditioning, so-

• 18:26Kurt Metzger?

  Is that a fact?

• 18:27Duncan Trussell?

  It's hot as fuck. So, this is the, this is the term sweaty as a Pope's balls. That's what it came from. Because the, uh, typically Popes have to wear a, a sort of girdle around their balls.

• 18:41Kurt Metzger?

  Is that right?

• 18:42Duncan Trussell?

  And it's made of hair.

• 18:44Kurt Metzger?

  They wear, uh, like a hair shirt you would wear in medieval times as penance. Cause I don't know, I mean, well, my head sweats a lot, so hair is absorbent.

• 18:52Duncan Trussell?

  It's very absorbing. So, you know, not to get into the details, I don't, I don't mean any disrespect to the 1.3 billion Catholics out there. But the Pope wears a, a pubic mat around his balls to absorb the heat. Boom. There you go.

• 19:07Kurt Metzger?

  It's called a mercava, mercava, mercaba?

• 19:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a type of-

• 19:11Kurt Metzger?

  It's a pubic mat.

• 19:12Duncan Trussell?

  It's a pubic mat to, to, to keep their balls from sweating. And in that heat, sometimes they misinterpret Christianity to be against war. When we all know that the message of Jesus was, you gotta fight.

• 19:25Kurt Metzger?

  Um, you gotta fight for your right to party and, uh, it's, whoa.

• 19:30Duncan Trussell?

  What happened?

• 19:32Kurt Metzger?

  Um, my, uh, my fifth wife Jenna, you might know.

• 19:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, of course.

• 19:36Kurt Metzger?

  She just texted me that she found an authentic Victorian scrying mirror at the thrift store.

• 19:41Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, get that. Oh, fucking get that.

• 19:44Kurt Metzger?

  She did.

• 19:45Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, those are cool. Dude, those are, I, I, I ordered one online. Those are great.

• 19:53Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 19:54Duncan Trussell?

  You could talk to spirits through them.

• 19:55Kurt Metzger?

  Like which ones?

• 19:57Duncan Trussell?

  Well, whichever one shows up.

• 19:58Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, not, I can't, do you have, there's not a directory?

• 20:01Duncan Trussell?

  I think you just stare into it and it emerges.

• 20:03Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 20:04Duncan Trussell?

  Mine never really worked.

• 20:05Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, maybe I'll realize I'm better than Korean Jesus one day.

• 20:09Duncan Trussell?

  John D. used scrying mirrors.

• 20:10Kurt Metzger?

  He used a black obsidian mirror from, uh, the Aztecs.

• 20:13Duncan Trussell?

  Is hers made of obsidian?

• 20:16Kurt Metzger?

  No, that look, if it, you know, your, your iPhone probably is a good scrying mirror, honestly. You could, you could do it anyway.

• 20:22Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, coming up in 10 minutes, we have an incredible mojito recipe for you.

• 20:27Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna wanna stick around.

• 20:28Duncan Trussell?

  Definitely stick around. It's right around the corner. Um, what do you say? So basically, it looks like Peter Thiel thinks the Pope is the.

• 20:37Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't hear the audio.

• 20:38Duncan Trussell?

  What? They don't, I, it's just, they, they say there's audio recordings.

• 20:42Kurt Metzger?

  What does it say?

• 20:43Duncan Trussell?

  Which, by the way, I think it's really lame, this, to surveil somebody like that, like, it's crazy that somebody would record Peter Thiel.

• 20:51Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, there's leaked audio that we're not allowed to hear? This is suspicious.

• 20:54Duncan Trussell?

  J D Vance's top donor suggests Pope Leo is the tool of the Antichrist.

• 20:58Kurt Metzger?

  Ignore, okay, let's see. In a leak lecture, so you went to a Peter Thiel.

• 21:03Duncan Trussell?

  I absolutely did.

• 21:04Kurt Metzger?

  Do you remember any parts of it?

• 21:07Duncan Trussell?

  Um, well, you know, I can remember, um,

• 21:13Duncan Trussell?

  I can remember just the moment I set eyes on him being filled with like such an incredible sense of love and respect and admiration for such a great man.

• 21:23Kurt Metzger?

  But you don't remember any of the actual, like, uh, details of it?

• 21:27Duncan Trussell?

  It's on a lot of academy.

• 21:29Kurt Metzger?

  Wow.

• 21:32Duncan Trussell?

  But.

• 21:32Kurt Metzger?

  Has anybody been to the Peter Thiel?

• 21:34Duncan Trussell?

  He, basically, he, his interpretation of the Book of Revelations, based on this premiere lecture that I got to see, is that, um,

• 21:44Duncan Trussell?

  it, it felt like he was saying that we could patch the Book of Revela, that, that, what, the events in that book.

• 21:49Kurt Metzger?

  To stop it from happening.

• 21:51Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent.

• 21:52Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 21:52Duncan Trussell?

  Or forestall it. That's what I, I interpreted from it.

• 21:58Duncan Trussell?

  He could stop it, which is essentially slowing down the return of Jesus.

• 22:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's what I was gonna say. I thought the Christian teaching was that like you wanted it, you know?

• 22:08Duncan Trussell?

  Well, because the college was at, had a lot of like very Christian people there. That was one of the questions the students like asked him and and got an applause break from the very Christian audiences. People seemed legitimately confused about the Silicon Valley take that the book of Revelations, the book of Revelation is patchable, that you could patch it. It's like the code is just, you could, it's not, this is how things are gonna happen.

• 22:35Kurt Metzger?

  Wouldn't you realize everything is just code and there's nothing beyond that? It's very easy. Well, if you just fix the code.

• 22:41Duncan Trussell?

  It's all code. DNA, code.

• 22:42Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 22:43Duncan Trussell?

  Neurons, code.

• 22:44Kurt Metzger?

  What do you want?

• 22:45Duncan Trussell?

  What do you want? It's all code.

• 22:46Kurt Metzger?

  What do you want? Oh, what? Hey, I have a question. Why is the Pope where a fucking yarmulke?

• 22:53Duncan Trussell?

  Why not?

• 22:56Kurt Metzger?

  Cause he's Catholic?

• 22:57Duncan Trussell?

  What do you think about this? Will you pull up this serpent in the Vatican? This has always been something I've wondered about. Serpent, Vatican, Pope's, audience hall. You've never, you've had to have seen this.

• 23:07Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, the one that's set up like a serpent because the brother?

• 23:10Duncan Trussell?

  Help me understand this.

• 23:11Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because an Ophite cult infiltrated some time ago and that's why.

• 23:14Duncan Trussell?

  No, don't just say, like really go into it because will you pull it up full screen? Not that, that's, of course, that's a beautiful.

• 23:20Kurt Metzger?

  The serpent thing is like a cool, um.

• 23:23Duncan Trussell?

  That one, the one that looks like a snake.

• 23:25Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, right.

• 23:26Duncan Trussell?

  Right there. What do you think that is? What does that mean?

• 23:29Kurt Metzger?

  That's the Nahash.

• 23:31Duncan Trussell?

  But why is that? Why is that in the Vatican?

• 23:33Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I mean, do.

• 23:36Duncan Trussell?

  I really mean it.

• 23:37Kurt Metzger?

  If you don't know, I'd feel like you can't afford it.

• 23:39Duncan Trussell?

  I cannot afford it. What does it mean? What does it mean?

• 23:43Kurt Metzger?

  So the cult that secretly runs Vatican is called the Ninth Circle, meaning they all boil down to the same thing. It's a form of serpent worship. Ophite, Gnostics, you know, Gnosticism?

• 23:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 23:54Kurt Metzger?

  It's serpent worship. It predates Christianity. It's pagan, as a matter of fact. So that's where we get the Sons of Cain idea. Now, the Sons of Cain is an idea that goes through the Freemasons, through the British Israelism.

• 24:07Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 24:08Kurt Metzger?

  That we get all our American Christianity from.

• 24:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 24:11Kurt Metzger?

  William Branham Christianity, which is that horseshit Pentecostal thing that comes out of the 40s, that was built up with the Kardashian family. Uh, and the idea is that Eve fucked, fucked the snake, and that's Cain is, the snake is Cain's dad.

• 24:25Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wow.

• 24:26Kurt Metzger?

  Freemasons called themselves the Sons of Cain.

• 24:28Duncan Trussell?

  Descendants of Cain.

• 24:30Kurt Metzger?

  Right. Now, if you, I recommend.

• 24:33Duncan Trussell?

  You're a descendant of Cain.

• 24:35Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 24:36Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up the Curse of Cain, the direct quote from the Bible? It's the, you know, the curse is like, when God cursed Cain, I'll read it. You're one. This is, now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand.

• 24:54Kurt Metzger?

  Is this a porno?

• 24:55Duncan Trussell?

  When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth. This is every comedian. Anyone, you're a wanderer. And then keep going down where he sins, Cain went off to the land of Nod. Where is that? Basically, the musicians, the artists.

• 25:14Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so you know what the land of Nod is? Uh, nobody knows. It may be a term that means to permanently wander. So like, you're off in the land of Nod. It might be like, it might mean he never, but that doesn't really make sense because supposedly he founded a city.

• 25:29Duncan Trussell?

  So this was.

• 25:30Kurt Metzger?

  So there is gotta be a place. Uh, Nod might be a place called Enoch, because there's two Enoch's. You know that?

• 25:37Duncan Trussell?

  Did not know that.

• 25:38Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I never knew that either, but there's two. So, and, and they are in the Bible. It's, one of them is the son of Tubal Cain. Uh, and then one is the Enoch that's like the good one. There's one that they call evil, evil Enoch, but that's not his name.

• 25:52Duncan Trussell?

  It's just. Evil Enoch? Keep scrolling, keep, keep going with it because there's this beautiful thing where it talks about, check this out, man. This is really good.

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• 27:05Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going down. Then the Lord said to Cain, "Why are you angry? Why is your face downcast?"

• 27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, Nick Woody is crouching at his door, right?

• 27:14Duncan Trussell?

  But keep going down.

• 27:15Kurt Metzger?

  This is why I tried to tell Tony.

• 27:16Duncan Trussell?

  This is the best right here. Go back up a little bit. This is the best murder story. Now Cain said to his brother Abel, "Let's go out to the field." While they were in the field Cain attacked his brother Abel and killed him. Then the Lord said to Cain, "Where's your brother Abel?"

• 27:30Kurt Metzger?

  I like that. Like, what am I, what am I, his dad? I don't fucking know.

• 27:32Duncan Trussell?

  Now, this is the next, this is another important distinction here when, when, when we're talking about the, this version of God in the book of Genesis, who is theoretically omniscient, is always asking something he already knows because he's trying to get, he's trying to prove that they're dishonest. "I don't know, you replied, am I my brother's keeper? Leave me alone, you're a fucking asshole." The Lord said, "What have you done? Listen, your brother's blood cries out to me from the ground. Now you are under a curse and driven from the ground, which opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the earth."

• 28:12Kurt Metzger?

  They're right.

• 28:13Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going down.

• 28:17Duncan Trussell?

  Cain says, whoever finds me will kill me, but the Lord said, not so. Anyone who kills Cain will suffer vengeance seven times over. Then the Lord put a mark on Cain, so that no one who found him would kill him. So Cain went out from the Lord's presence and lived in the land of Nod, east of Eden. Cain made love to his wife. He banged her down. He sucked those sweet tits all night long.

• 28:43Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, who is his wife?

• 28:46Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 28:46Kurt Metzger?

  Who is his wife?

• 28:47Duncan Trussell?

  Lisa Dirdrich. And she became pregnant and gave birth to Enoch. Cain was then building a city and he named her after his son Enoch.

• 28:54Kurt Metzger?

  Lisa Dirdrich? Not the...

• 28:56Duncan Trussell?

  Lisa Dirdrich.

• 28:57Kurt Metzger?

  Are we thinking of the same Lisa Dirdrich?

• 28:58Duncan Trussell?

  Fucking hot.

• 29:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, wow.

• 29:01Duncan Trussell?

  And then...

• 29:02Kurt Metzger?

  She really holds up, Lisa Dirdrich.

• 29:04Duncan Trussell?

  Here it is. His brother's name was Jubai. He was the father of all who played stringed instruments and pipes.

• 29:10Kurt Metzger?

  Jabel.

• 29:10Duncan Trussell?

  Jabel, Jubel, Jubilee. Xylo also had a son, Tubal Cain.

• 29:15Kurt Metzger?

  Jabel and Jubel, what a great naming convention.

• 29:17Duncan Trussell?

  Beautiful names, who forged all kinds of tools out of bronze and iron. Tubal Cain's sister was Namah.

• 29:23Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry, go ahead.

• 29:24Duncan Trussell?

  Lamas said to his wife, Aiden, Xylo, listen to me. Right now.

• 29:31Duncan Trussell?

  Take your pants off. Wives of Lammach, hear my words. I've killed a man from...

• 29:36Kurt Metzger?

  Where are we going with this?

• 29:37Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. I'm just reading the Bible now. I have no idea where I'm going.

• 29:40Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, I'm gonna play this Peter Thiel message that I got from Matt Errett. Uh, because I was asking him what Peter Thiel's...

• 29:48Speaker 05

  Sounds like a fascinatingly bad person. Um, apparently very big in the mining, uranium mining, um, sector in South Africa. Uh, very, very powerful figure. Very little, uh, was written about him. I know some of his employees, there were some memos from one of his companies where his employees were talking about him like he was a dictator. But, um, yeah, I'd love to understand a bit more in detail, like the roots of that family, their connections. Also, like, you know, the Nazi connection to South Africa.

• 30:19Duncan Trussell?

  This is all great, can we let's do the mojito recipe. I don't need to do the Peter T. Let's do the mojito thing.

• 30:30Duncan Trussell?

  The heat, guys. Who doesn't love a mojito? It's getting hot right now, summer. Summer's upon us and. It is fucking hot. Let me tell you, out here in Texas.

• 30:46Duncan Trussell?

  Out here in Texas.

• 30:53Duncan Trussell?

  Out here in Texas, boy, it's hot, the Cowboys is sweating.

• 30:57Speaker 05

  Assignment is primarily the psychedelic psychedelics dossier. Um, so he's like taking ownership over the different revelations about the use of psychedelics, but also, you know, then to push.

• 31:08Duncan Trussell?

  Years in Texas, but sometimes that's not gonna.

• 31:10Speaker 05

  Soma, Aldous Huxley.

• 31:11Duncan Trussell?

  Quench that summer heat, I'm doing.

• 31:13Kurt Metzger?

  You hear that Aldous Huxley?

• 31:15Speaker 05

  Anyway, he does some good, good research and, um, again, he, I don't trust him at all, obviously, but his, um.

• 31:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so Peter Joe's dad, well, long story short was a, um, sorry, sorry, Matt. Uh, his dad, uh, had a uranium mine in South Africa when Israel stole nuclear weapons from France, I guess, is who they took them from? They say they don't have them, but whatever. And then Israel secretly gave them to South Africa to protect the apartheid state.

• 31:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 31:41Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know why, cause Israel's not apartheid, so I don't know why they would approve of it, but they did. And, uh, that was, uh, Peter Tills that, oh, here we go, a German chemical engineer who worked in a.

• 31:52Kurt Metzger?

  Are you looking at this?

• 31:53Duncan Trussell?

  I, hold on one second, I'm getting a text from the producers.

• 31:57Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, what did he say?

• 31:58Duncan Trussell?

  They want us to do the mojito segment, um.

• 32:01Kurt Metzger?

  Get back to the mojito segment?

• 32:02Duncan Trussell?

  Hold on one second here, let me see this. Hold on.

• 32:08Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, and they went to Cleveland, that's where I'm from originally, that's fun.

• 32:12Duncan Trussell?

  I can't stop him.

• 32:14Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, let's see.

• 32:15Duncan Trussell?

  He's gonna do it.

• 32:16Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, now, this is fine. Peter Thiel didn't tell the black employees they're mining uranium. His dad just had him into mining radioactive shit and didn't tell him.

• 32:25Duncan Trussell?

  Let me just speak up.

• 32:26Kurt Metzger?

  Not wrong with that.

• 32:27Duncan Trussell?

  I know. Let me just say something here.

• 32:29Kurt Metzger?

  We gotta tell everybody everything.

• 32:30Duncan Trussell?

  Already everyone's gonna be like, oh, Duncan wanted to jump to the Mojito segment to cut the Peter Thiel talk out. I already see it coming.

• 32:36Kurt Metzger?

  I know that's not true.

• 32:37Duncan Trussell?

  It's not true. Can I just say this? I mined when I was a child and...

• 32:42Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, minerals?

• 32:43Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I don't know. That's the whole point is when they send you down in the mines, they don't tell you what you're...

• 32:48Kurt Metzger?

  It's dark.

• 32:48Duncan Trussell?

  They, it's dark and they just say, look for this thing. Look for this colored rock. They don't give you...

• 32:53Kurt Metzger?

  What colors were you instructed to look for?

• 32:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yellow.

• 32:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's a good one. If you find rocks that are yellow, by the way.

• 32:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 32:59Kurt Metzger?

  Tip, hot tip.

• 33:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 33:01Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on to them.

• 33:01Duncan Trussell?

  So, you know, yeah, and then also I feel like, it's like, who hasn't lived in a mining family and who hasn't had a dad who mined, who ran mines?

• 33:10Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, how many allegations of blackface have there been? And we don't know that people might have been miners, because I got news for you. If you're down in that mine...

• 33:17Duncan Trussell?

  You get dusty down there.

• 33:18Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna come out looking like Schwarzenegger from Racist Christmas in Netherlands.

• 33:22Duncan Trussell?

  Every time I came out of the fucking mine, I'd be covered in soot and shit and piss.

• 33:26Kurt Metzger?

  Look at this. Now, do you think that they're racist or they're just doing a hard ass work?

• 33:29Duncan Trussell?

  Well, these days with, yeah, with cancel culture, the way it is, these miners, you are, you know...

• 33:35Kurt Metzger?

  It's ironic, dude.

• 33:36Duncan Trussell?

  Mining precious coal, which we desperately need. There's nothing that can replace that.

• 33:40Kurt Metzger?

  Every day, basically.

• 33:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 33:42Kurt Metzger?

  And they only live as long as black people.

• 33:43Duncan Trussell?

  The earth gives them blackface.

• 33:46Kurt Metzger?

  They actually have the lifespan of Chicago black teens. You know, you see the hermetic principles there, right?

• 33:53Duncan Trussell?

  I do, of course I do. How could you not? That's actually a black person, I think.

• 33:58Kurt Metzger?

  How Wyoming's black coal miners shaped...

• 34:00Duncan Trussell?

  That's a black person.

• 34:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Now, look at this guy. I feel like he's not a real, that's not a real miner.

• 34:09Duncan Trussell?

  That's AI. That's not a fucking miner.

• 34:10Kurt Metzger?

  That looks like the most interesting man in the world.

• 34:12Duncan Trussell?

  That's a miner. That's a fucking miner. Look at that.

• 34:18Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we can get his hands from-

• 34:19Duncan Trussell?

  Do you, here's a, do you know-

• 34:21Kurt Metzger?

  Getting coal out of that dark-

• 34:22Duncan Trussell?

  Do you know where the term tommyknockers came from?

• 34:25Kurt Metzger?

  It's like the noises they hear in the mines?

• 34:27Duncan Trussell?

  Which they, they, they ascribe these noises, like miners would say that they would see these creatures down in the fucking mines. And that sometimes when there was about to be an explosion, or sometimes like, it's like they were trying to warn them. Have you heard about this? This cryptid shit?

• 34:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 34:46Duncan Trussell?

  So can you pull up encounters with, um, uh, cryptids in North Carolina? This shit is really weird. After the, that, that terrible flood that hit Asheville, North Carolina.

• 34:59Kurt Metzger?

  Out of nowhere?

• 35:00Duncan Trussell?

  Out of nowhere.

• 35:01Kurt Metzger?

  And it has nothing to do with lithium, Tanner?

• 35:03Duncan Trussell?

  I guess pull up cryptids after-

• 35:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, Tanner's got a conspiracy that the government uses weather weapons to flood areas that they want, lithium mines.

• 35:12Duncan Trussell?

  A lot of people-

• 35:13Kurt Metzger?

  Well, why don't you stop doing your own research, Tanner?

• 35:18Duncan Trussell?

  Pull up after floods, cryptids, North Carolina. It's-

• 35:23Kurt Metzger?

  I've had it with this.

• 35:24Duncan Trussell?

  I've, I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of it. And by the way, mining lithium is so good for kids.

• 35:31Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, every part of the lithium process is good for kids.

• 35:33Duncan Trussell?

  Following major floods, reports-

• 35:35Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, the Kentucky gob- goblins!

• 35:37Duncan Trussell?

  Often emerge as displaced wildlife or supernatural entities. So when there are these floods, these subterranean creatures are driven out of the, of the caves and people fucking see them scampering through their forests and stuff.

• 35:51Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I know Kentucky goblin story, the small dobby like creatures?

• 35:54Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, and they wear clothes. They like have, they have like hand woven clothes and shit, which is weird. But, oh, after the floods hit in Asheville, there's all these really eerie reports of people seeing these creatures, like, you know, with like hand woven clothes, fucking confused out-

• 36:11Kurt Metzger?

  What do they look like?

• 36:13Duncan Trussell?

  Maybe pull it up, uh, post-flood cryptids?

• 36:17Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't know this flood thing. That's very interesting.

• 36:19Duncan Trussell?

  It's fascinating. But these things show up and the tommyknockers are, apparently there's some subterranean species that would like, would live in the mines and they're not malicious.

• 36:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, who knows?

• 36:33Duncan Trussell?

  You probably weren't, won't find an actual picture of them. Yeah.

• 36:37Kurt Metzger?

  A post flood crypt is reports. Okay, let's, oh, key post flood. So there's been, uh, To- Tommy Nocka reports. Wait, gray creatures?

• 36:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 36:49Kurt Metzger?

  Well, go back to that. Go, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, go back. Uh, uh, two, three foot tall, disoriented gray creatures on roadsides. You speculation. Well, first of all, those are probably dwarves that are covered in soot.

• 37:01Duncan Trussell?

  You mean like mining dwarves?

• 37:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. What do you think? Normal sized men do that mining? How could you possibly do that?

• 37:07Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, that was the weird thing being a kid in the mines.

• 37:09Kurt Metzger?

  Dwarves are greedy.

• 37:10Duncan Trussell?

  Dwarves. They're great miners though. Strong.

• 37:12Kurt Metzger?

  And only about half of them are actually Jewish. So.

• 37:15Duncan Trussell?

  There it is.

• 37:16Kurt Metzger?

  Save your conspiracies.

• 37:17Duncan Trussell?

  This is the article I was telling you about. Can you, can you enlarge it? Um, maybe scroll down a little bit. Scroll down.

• 37:26Kurt Metzger?

  There's a lot of goblins.

• 37:27Duncan Trussell?

  There's a really cool account here.

• 37:28Kurt Metzger?

  I don't like this, uh, how semi-semitic this is about to become.

• 37:33Duncan Trussell?

  Keep scrolling down.

• 37:36Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 37:36Duncan Trussell?

  Come on, come on. Get to the goblins.

• 37:40Duncan Trussell?

  Not you guys though.

• 37:41Kurt Metzger?

  And then the goblins came. Who wrote this? You just wasted how many lines?

• 37:46Duncan Trussell?

  That's you start at the top.

• 37:47Kurt Metzger?

  Then the goblins came.

• 37:48Duncan Trussell?

  The goblins came.

• 37:49Kurt Metzger?

  You start with that.

• 37:50Duncan Trussell?

  Start at the fucking top. No one wants to read your fucking.

• 37:52Kurt Metzger?

  I'll teach you how to write now.

• 37:54Duncan Trussell?

  School shit. No one cares. We want goblins now.

• 37:58Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, hold on. Let's just see what, the first story I heard now, uh, uh, uh, let's see.

• 38:03Duncan Trussell?

  When they came to a slow roll, they discovered two small gray creatures.

• 38:06Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, whoa, whoa, look, look. They saw, so on highway 15, they saw what they thought were two toddlers. Not all surprised, two small children be stranded, separated from their parents. They slow down their pickup truck. It's like the Superman origin. When they came to slow roll, they discovered two small gray creatures instead. The couple described each as two to three feet in height, about the size of a two year old. One was naked and standing up with a clear expression of disorientation. This might be Disney actors. The other was wearing a leather skirt. The husband called it a kilt. Wait, why are you putting in quotes?

• 38:37Duncan Trussell?

  I was sitting down on the ground.

• 38:39Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, what? The other was wearing a leather skirt and the husband said he's wearing a kilt?

• 38:43Duncan Trussell?

  Fucking quote.

• 38:43Kurt Metzger?

  Why are they putting that in quotes like this is a magical?

• 38:46Duncan Trussell?

  Who do you think you are?

• 38:47Kurt Metzger?

  You don't know what a kilt is, author? Okay. And was rocking back and forth with its hands on its head. Shocked, the couple sped off.

• 38:54Duncan Trussell?

  Pieces of shit. By the way, that couple's a piece of shit. So you see two seeming toddlers, one of them naked.

• 39:01Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait, you're, wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 39:02Duncan Trussell?

  Why did you drive off?

• 39:03Kurt Metzger?

  Because they were gross.

• 39:05Duncan Trussell?

  No, you don't drive away from toddlers.

• 39:08Kurt Metzger?

  Though they weren't, they were goblins.

• 39:10Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, that's what you say is an excuse to drive away from toddlers.

• 39:13Kurt Metzger?

  There's might be more data.

• 39:14Duncan Trussell?

  They saw two toddlers in need.

• 39:16Kurt Metzger?

  Would you like the other data points? We need more data points. Gwen.

• 39:21Duncan Trussell?

  Keep driving.

• 39:21Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, Gwen is in her 60s, close to the ground with, hold, Gwen is in her 60s and close to the ground. She's short, like a goblin with Baker's hand, with Baker's.

• 39:33Duncan Trussell?

  Baker's hands.

• 39:34Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, like my mother's, mother had Baker's hands.

• 39:37Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck are Baker's hands?

• 39:39Kurt Metzger?

  King Charles is a little fucking puffey.

• 39:43Duncan Trussell?

  Covered in flour?

• 39:45Kurt Metzger?

  Everybody is doing either white face or black face in this town. In a beautiful voice she uses for shape note singing, no, no, what that is. She raised her children in a coal camp. And has been a fierce local activist her entire life, organizing her community around racial justice and libigwa took up less white rights.

• 40:04Duncan Trussell?

  But she doesn't give a fuck about goblins.

• 40:06Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so this little thing, and I ain't told nobody because I was afraid. Wait, do you think it might have been a, a young girl? Because we've lost the Atlantean knowledge of what a woman is. She wasn't able to identify. Alright. Uh, so this bitch is a witch and they brought something in the bathroom.

• 40:22Duncan Trussell?

  This has been two or three years ago. I ain't told nobody because I was afraid somebody might bother.

• 40:26Kurt Metzger?

  Gwen begins, so this little being, so this is a witch. Gwen's a witch. You don't go to fucking like goblin country talking that LGBTQ shit unless you're doing witchcraft.

• 40:34Duncan Trussell?

  Can you Google Baker's hands?

• 40:35Kurt Metzger?

  What racial justice? Everybody's white where you live, bitch. Yo, that's crazy as shit. She brought these little fucking monsters out of the ground. I like these ones because they were shooting with shotguns and it was like tickling them.

• 40:47Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 40:48Kurt Metzger?

  The goblins, their guns had no effects on them.

• 40:50Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 40:51Kurt Metzger?

  Now, can I give you a little tip, viewers, if you're ever in this situation?

• 40:55Duncan Trussell?

  So wait, no, just because you keep, I feel like you're intentionally like digging at me with wanting this to us to upload this.

• 41:01Kurt Metzger?

  A little bit I was.

• 41:02Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, wait.

• 41:03Kurt Metzger?

  It's called a cult magic.

• 41:04Duncan Trussell?

  To you, to you, something is meaningful if other people see it.

• 41:10Kurt Metzger?

  I don't believe in solipsism ever since I found out that the secret doctrine of the Levé church is to encourage solipsism.

• 41:17Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, I don't appreciate the accusation. I did perform at the grandson of the founder of the Church of Satan's wedding.

• 41:23Kurt Metzger?

  What did it feel like in there?

• 41:24Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 41:24Kurt Metzger?

  What did it feel like in the room?

• 41:25Duncan Trussell?

  Family?

• 41:27Kurt Metzger?

  You said it felt, you said the most fascinating thing I ever heard about. You said it felt heavy.

• 41:31Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, yeah, the, the, the density, Satanism has a kind of like density.

• 41:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, do you know why? That's a real thing.

• 41:38Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 41:39Kurt Metzger?

  So all that six, I never understood this because, you know, Nero's number was six, one, six in Gamatria, which is gay magic math, but six, six, six.

• 41:50Duncan Trussell?

  Gay magic?

• 41:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's, it's, I mean, but if you can chain enough fucking retards together, you can affect reality with it. Don't think you can't. Six, six, six, typically in ancient times, the number three signifies wholeness. I guess seven is at two, but three.

• 42:05Duncan Trussell?

  Three, the Trinity.

• 42:07Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 42:07Duncan Trussell?

  The dialectic.

• 42:08Kurt Metzger?

  And that predates even Christianity, but the, the wholeness of it, so six, so God rests in the seventh day, so the sixth day. So what you're saying is I am the maximum materialist possible. I care about nothing but this material world and that completes me utterly. That's what six, six, six means.

• 42:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:26Kurt Metzger?

  So that means there's nothing but dopamine in this world to me or Richard, whatever. And that's why being a rock star is Luciferian. That's why you're a light bringer.

• 42:34Duncan Trussell?

  Can we, it's on Spotify. Would you guys mind pulling up Anton LaVey's Satanic Black Mass? Let's just play some clips.

• 42:41Kurt Metzger?

  Who's the guy with the chain wallet that I attacked for having a chain wallet that you talked to?

• 42:43Duncan Trussell?

  My friend Mitch Horowitz, who's the greatest dude ever. Will you pull up?

• 42:48Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, he's a full blown Satanist now.

• 42:49Duncan Trussell?

  I guess you can find it on YouTube.

• 42:50Kurt Metzger?

  And that's cool as shit. Don't get me wrong.

• 42:51Duncan Trussell?

  You can find it on YouTube, the Satanic Black Mass.

• 42:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, yeah, and...

• 42:58Duncan Trussell?

  Now, this, can you do mind pausing real quick? One thing people don't know about Anton LaVey is he was a really great organist. Did you know that?

• 43:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, he played, hey, um, do you like, what was the thing? Are you guys fans of Mr. Bungle? He played circus music.

• 43:16Kurt Metzger?

  He played hardcore circus music.

• 43:18Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Bungle was great, now let's go ahead and play.

• 43:29Kurt Metzger?

  Oh man, this is better than regular church.

• 43:34Duncan Trussell?

  But, pause it for one second.

• 43:35Kurt Metzger?

  So I'm still listening to pipe organ horseshit either way, right?

• 43:37Duncan Trussell?

  Pause it for one second. I think one thing that's important to note here, when one is beginning to like, look into Satanism, is that density, you can actually, if you really tune in, you can feel it just in the way the organ sounds, it's dense, it's heavy, it's, this is the vibe of all of it, keep, keep playing, it's, you know, I guess, pause for one more second. Now, keep playing, you know, pause for one second. I'm sorry, I don't know why I'm doing that, but, the, the, one thing that you'll hear when it, when it comes to like, an explanation of Satanism is, it's kind of just a LARP. This is not a LARP. It's not a LARP, dude, this is an actual religion.

• 44:14Kurt Metzger?

  Can I explain it to you? I'd like to, okay, so the LARP of it, so as you know, QAnon was invented by Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon, it's in the files. The precursor to QAnon was called Cicada. And that was an online puzzle.

• 44:29Duncan Trussell?

  I remember that!

• 44:30Kurt Metzger?

  That was a beta test of QAnon.

• 44:33Duncan Trussell?

  No shit.

• 44:34Kurt Metzger?

  Epstein's a big gamer, you'll notice, and when he's talking about, uh, MKUltra shit?

• 44:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 44:40Kurt Metzger?

  Jay Dyer was talking to, uh, this chick Courtney, uh, Smith or Brown, very, very good guest we should get, and he was like, "I think you're the first person to..." But no, I was on this podcast that no one's ever seen, I brought it up. So, video game, uh, a lot of video game creators involved, because you have, so here's, here, I'll put it this way, I learned this about Jehovah Witnesses, that was in... So Jove's witnesses, there's not like a head guy that you worship like a god or anything, you know, the founder, Charles Taze Russell from the Russell bloodline. And that's important because he, your final OTO or golden dawn or whatever thing is to invent a religion. That's your final class project.

• 45:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 45:14Kurt Metzger?

  All, all of these, especially what Leve was doing, all of them, they're, all of them are all about slavery. For, so basically, when they talk about being a rebel and this and that, they mean for them. They mean for them. And if you're too stupid to see it, you deserve to be a slave. That's why one of the secret commandments of Satanism is don't be stupid, literally. I got this from Mark Paseo, the ex-Leve. He had a grotto in Philly.

• 45:38Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean he had a grotto? What do you mean a grotto?

• 45:41Kurt Metzger?

  Your, your parish is called a grotto in the Leve church.

• 45:43Duncan Trussell?

  That's what they call their churches? Grotto? Did not know that.

• 45:47Kurt Metzger?

  Called a grotto, like the Playboy mansion had. Yeah. A grotto.

• 45:51Duncan Trussell?

  Whoa.

• 45:52Kurt Metzger?

  An underground fuck palace. It's a serpentship. Anyway, they're not, Leve is not an atheist. If you're an atheist, okay, you could be a Satanist, there's an atheist, atheist, there's all kinds, Sam Harris, for example. Uh, uh, you, you don't have to.

• 46:05Duncan Trussell?

  Sam Harris is a Satanist?

• 46:07Kurt Metzger?

  De facto, automatically de facto.

• 46:09Duncan Trussell?

  You mean from your interpretation, he's a Satanist?

• 46:11Kurt Metzger?

  No, Satanism is about being, first of all, Sam Harris, no free will. He supports all kinds of objective, physical evils such as killing and shit. That's de facto Satanist. The good thing about Satanism.

• 46:22Duncan Trussell?

  But he wouldn't call himself a Satanist.

• 46:24Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you don't have to. That's what's so great about Satanism.

• 46:26Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 46:27Kurt Metzger?

  It's just pure materialism. You don't have to believe in nothing. That's fine. Believe in you, your god. You understand the appeal?

• 46:35Duncan Trussell?

  But I, but I mean, I'm just saying like, Sam Har- like, most Satanists I've met, they're just, they're Satanists.

• 46:40Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I got a, I got news for you. If you're called, if you're not the leader of the church and you're just a parishioner and you're calling yourself a Satanist, you're at what they call the chump level, much like a Freemason who's below the 33rd degree.

• 46:52Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay.

• 46:53Kurt Metzger?

  You are a chump.

• 46:54Duncan Trussell?

  You're in the driveway.

• 46:55Kurt Metzger?

  All these things are farm teams to see if you're suitable for better shit.

• 46:59Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let's keep playing this, the satanic mask, because maybe this will change your mind.

• 47:03Kurt Metzger?

  What, oh, I'm just explaining why this is not made up in a joke. How did we start on this? There's a reason I was telling you.

• 47:09Duncan Trussell?

  The density of the devil.

• 47:12Duncan Trussell?

  I guess jump ahead, he starts talking.

• 47:14Kurt Metzger?

  Does it get to anything?

• 47:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 47:18Kurt Metzger?

  Can we just fuck? Do I have to do all this?

• 47:20Duncan Trussell?

  Go back a little bit.

• 47:28Duncan Trussell?

  Go back a little bit. This audio recording sucks. I, I know the person who pressed this.

• 47:33Kurt Metzger?

  Who's that?

• 47:34Duncan Trussell?

  I, I don't know if I can say.

• 47:36Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 47:36Duncan Trussell?

  Because they didn't tell me I could say.

• 47:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, the audio is fucked. You can't really hear what he's saying, but one of the things he says in here is, um, "I have become like the beast of the field." So it fits into what you're saying, which is basically like, in, in-

• 47:53Kurt Metzger?

  "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of being, of the pain of being a man." Remember that quote?

• 47:57Duncan Trussell?

  That's it.

• 47:57Kurt Metzger?

  That's how you know Hunter S. Thompson definitely made snuff films, and he also was part of it. That's straight out of the Satan man.

• 48:05Duncan Trussell?

  Here's what I want to say. I am not a Satanist, but what's cool about them, regardless of your take on ethics, morality-

• 48:13Kurt Metzger?

  Aesthetic?

• 48:14Duncan Trussell?

  Aesthetic. No, what's cool about them is the commitment, which is like that, to commit fully to being an animal, to commit to really like, fully, this is where the density comes from, is when you meet them, when you meet someone who's literally thrown out all of the ideas of redemption, or all the ideas-

• 48:34Kurt Metzger?

  That sounds safe for children to be around.

• 48:36Duncan Trussell?

  It's, it's fucking right, dude. Well, when you, when you're in the present-

• 48:39Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sure children won't be as a result of that doc, uh, that idea. I'm sure that it's a safe way to have kids.

• 48:46Duncan Trussell?

  It's not-

• 48:46Kurt Metzger?

  And that's why Xena Leve doesn't, and that's why this guy with the dead eye that's actually-

• 48:49Duncan Trussell?

  I met Xena Leve.

• 48:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they're all MKUltra. By the way, he's CIA, this piece of shit. Anyway.

• 48:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so Jehovah Witnesses, the Russell family, which is way better than Anton Leve, they're way higher up in, and, and in the real Rosicrucians. You might know a Rosicrucian or two. Most of them are in the chump shit.

• 49:07Duncan Trussell?

  You meet people who say they're Rosicrucians, whoever I hear that, or I know what that means.

• 49:10Kurt Metzger?

  The Rosie Cross has invented, there, there's several types of it, and there's a bunch that's a chump level. Same as Freemasons, same as anything. There, there's the thing where we see if you, we, you're suitable to move up. Okay? That's all it's for, is to vet you for the after-party. And then we vet you at that one for the after-after-party. It's a very simple system. It's based on the Atlantean ring system, circles within circles. It, it literally controls the world. Now, Jehovah's Witness, okay, there we go. He's raised Presbyterian, blah, blah, blah. So this dude, when you hear about him, they'll say he's a kook. This and that. We didn't worship him as a god in any way. He wasn't even like Joseph Smith, a prophet to us.

• 49:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 49:50Kurt Metzger?

  He was brother Russell, and it wasn't be- he had a black pyramid on his grave for many years that I think the organization has removed.

• 49:56Duncan Trussell?

  Why did he have a black pyramid?

• 49:58Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because he was part of what you would call a Luciferian family.

• 50:02Duncan Trussell?

  Is there images of that?

• 50:03Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, sure.

• 50:04Duncan Trussell?

  Can we see black pyramid on Joseph Russell's grave? I didn't know this about them.

• 50:09Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but here's what, what this is, Jehovah's Witnesses. It's a form of pathworking. So you're, you're rat maze?

• 50:15Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 50:17Kurt Metzger?

  What, what's the big deal?

• 50:18Duncan Trussell?

  That's his grave?

• 50:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, well, they moved it.

• 50:22Duncan Trussell?

  Where do they move it?

• 50:24Kurt Metzger?

  Don't worry about it. You, I feel you're getting distracted.

• 50:28Duncan Trussell?

  That's the, what? Look at the cemetery. Like, look, is that his grave up there on the top? That sucks for, go, you're going there to visit your family and wow.

• 50:39Kurt Metzger?

  So why does he have a pyramid?

• 50:40Duncan Trussell?

  And you see these on some, when you go to cemeteries, I've seen other pyramids too, like in a-

• 50:45Kurt Metzger?

  I showed you Blair White, Blair White went to school in a black pyramid in Northern California. With a clear underground driveway. I think we played it on one of these episodes that'll never air. Um, so anyway, it don't matter.

• 50:57Duncan Trussell?

  Who cares?

• 50:58Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, listen to me. The Russell family, they're in one of those important families that you might have heard of that run shit. Um, here's why Jehovah's Witnesses is special, and I didn't know this until recently. There's not a leader that everybody was like, oh, like the guy from Scientology, the all, that gets to beat you up. It doesn't matter what happens to the leader, the thing will go on, just like how ISIS used to do.

• 51:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's a much better structure.

• 51:22Kurt Metzger?

  Russell created what, in effect, a perpetual motion machine. Do you understand?

• 51:26Duncan Trussell?

  Mm-hmm.

• 51:27Kurt Metzger?

  So you don't need a charismatic leader. It's, or how they say Antifa is.

• 51:30Duncan Trussell?

  Right, you don't need that. It's like the best design.

• 51:33Kurt Metzger?

  And, and what purpose does it, because we couldn't go in the military, we couldn't be in politics. We're completely no part of the world. What purpose does that serve? I'll tell you what it is, a control group in a bunch of other experiments. And we want to see, can we control how you're breeding? That's why when we were watching the great Byung Seong Young Moon. He's having mass weddings because the hierarchy in that church is the people born from that mass wedding?

• 51:57Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 51:58Kurt Metzger?

  They're a higher level than the people born that they have.

• 52:00Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, right. Yeah, of course. Oh, okay. Okay. I got you. No, I got you. I got you.

• 52:04Kurt Metzger?

  So all of these people are breeding their followers. Okay, we need a system. We need to get back to the days. You know what? Those texts that I gave you? I'll show you what my, my, so the guy that I've been talking to was also a Jehovah's Witness, but he was born on an eclipse and his mother was born on an eclipse.

• 52:21Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 52:22Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 52:22Duncan Trussell?

  That is very improbable, dude.

• 52:25Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's.

• 52:25Duncan Trussell?

  What are the odds? Can we, can you guys chat?

• 52:27Kurt Metzger?

  Who cares? Why would that matter?

• 52:29Duncan Trussell?

  It's just interesting. What are the odds of your mother being born on an eclipse?

• 52:33Kurt Metzger?

  You know any rich people? You know how they have their kids on specific days because they're into horoscopes? That's a thing.

• 52:39Duncan Trussell?

  But you can't time when you're, I guess you could induce labor.

• 52:41Kurt Metzger?

  There's always people being born. It's gonna happen. But if you're tracing genetics, which is what they were doing, the vessels, then they know this is, now, why is it so important?

• 52:51Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 52:52Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because, uh, and I'm gonna tell you it's true of all, I'm saying the doctrine. Uh, so the, the astrology and all that shit? Think of it like radio stations. When the moon and the sun are in certain fucking positions, you can pick up different shit. And if you've been born to a certain bloodline, you're more receptive to that and you can be a vessel for things or you can communicate with things.

• 53:13Duncan Trussell?

  And this is exactly what they're talking about, like building an observatory on the moon on like, because they could pick up more signals. Like what you're saying is.

• 53:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's just, okay. It's all fractalized. Okay, so, okay. Um, on, I think it's May 10th, 1994. Um, this dude had to do a ceremony and the ceremony, by the way, and it was government is called Project Jehovah, which I find fucking fascinating.

• 53:37Duncan Trussell?

  Before you go on, I gotta have a white claw for this. You're yet again are freaking me the fuck out.

• 53:41Kurt Metzger?

  It's gonna be a four claw, four claw pod for sure. Here you go, buddy.

• 53:43Duncan Trussell?

  Huh.

• 53:44Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, you don't, you think a secret off the books project is gonna be in there? Well, here's our. I'm sure, good, okay.

• 53:54Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, this is coming from someone born into this thing.

• 53:56Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, you gotta listen to this. So, okay, there's just no, you're not gonna see Project Jehovah. I texted you the shit. There's a patch. The Clementine.

• 54:04Duncan Trussell?

  You're freaking me out, man.

• 54:06Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's what the Mystery Boys do. Okay, hold on.

• 54:09Duncan Trussell?

  I'm one of the Mystery.

• 54:10Kurt Metzger?

  There we go. The Clementine, 1994.

• 54:14Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck is that?

• 54:15Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that was, uh, that, now that was Project Jehovah. They were trying to find a, uh, a rain god counterpart to bring down the earth. Okay, you know the, the Dresden Codex?

• 54:26Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 54:27Kurt Metzger?

  From the Mayans?

• 54:30Kurt Metzger?

  You've never heard of this?

• 54:31Duncan Trussell?

  The Dresden Codex, is that where like 2012 came from?

• 54:34Kurt Metzger?

  They're trying to make a human avatar to a rain god. Now, rain gods include, according to many people, and your buddy with the chain wallet would tell you, Baal.

• 54:42Duncan Trussell?

  Mitch Horowitz, great author, wonderful person.

• 54:45Kurt Metzger?

  I, I read his book. I got, in fact Jenna got it for me when we first started dating. First started dating, he, she got me his book before I was even looking at this shit.

• 54:53Duncan Trussell?

  We should have him on the show.

• 54:54Kurt Metzger?

  I would love to have him on the show, Duncan. Anytime that that gentleman would like to come on, I would love.

• 55:02Duncan Trussell?

  Really nice, wonderful guy.

• 55:03Kurt Metzger?

  I, who cares about that?

• 55:05Duncan Trussell?

  This chain wallet doesn't make the man.

• 55:08Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I, I'm friends with, my best friend, I'm goddaughter to his child, is Big Jay Okerson. Do you think I'm that racist against chain wallets?

• 55:15Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, fine.

• 55:17Kurt Metzger?

  Does he have black fingernails and carries a handbag now? Like my friend Jay, who's, I guess, transitioning? Okay. Uh, that's why it's called Project Jehovah, because as Mitch Horowitz or many of these people will tell you, that's basically the same god as Baal. It's competing rain gods, right?

• 55:32Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, okay.

• 55:34Kurt Metzger?

  But why would NASA, why would NASA be involved in that?

• 55:38Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 55:38Kurt Metzger?

  Keep going, let's go through the messages.

• 55:40Duncan Trussell?

  That is so fucked up.

• 55:41Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, oh, just so you know, on this episode of Mystery Boys, we cannot release this because this is the answer to all the alien shit.

• 55:48Kurt Metzger?

  Remember Star Wars? Keep going. Keep going back, keep going back, keep going back, keep going back, keep going. Keep going. Wait, why is it, is there any other?

• 56:02Duncan Trussell?

  While you guys do that, I want to remind you, we're about to give you an incredible mojito recipe. This is-

• 56:08Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah, no, this mojito will have juice, pineal gland, and human lung tissue, mono-

• 56:12Duncan Trussell?

  It's gonna be a regular mojito. There are ingredient, active ingredients in it that are uncommon, but-

• 56:17Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, see, that's in the middle of, okay, do you have to pee?

• 56:21Duncan Trussell?

  What? How'd you know?

• 56:22Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, because of the White Claws. Okay, so he did the, he was, so my friend did the ritual, he was putting the ritual-

• 56:29Duncan Trussell?

  By the way, the ritual that eclipsed in 1994 is from the Dresden Codex.

• 56:34Kurt Metzger?

  Took place in Dresden, New York, at the top of Black Mountains. Uh, it's called the Lid of Palenque, and I bet you Mitch Horowitz knows all about what this is. I don't know if he knows about it to the degree that my friend knows about it.

• 56:47Duncan Trussell?

  What's the Lid of Palenque?

• 56:48Kurt Metzger?

  It's in the Mayan thing. It's like an accordion file that, and it's different than the other Mayan-

• 56:53Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean accordion file?

• 56:55Kurt Metzger?

  Like they wrote it down on this vellum paper?

• 56:57Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay, I got you, I got you.

• 57:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, look at that.

• 57:02Duncan Trussell?

  It's a hat.

• 57:05Kurt Metzger?

  So-

• 57:07Duncan Trussell?

  This is what a lot of people point to this and say it's someone in a spaceship, like I've studied this image before.

• 57:12Kurt Metzger?

  It's not either or, it's all, it's yes and. Okay, so go back, go back a little bit before, okay, go back. So, they were trying, just to understand what, what Teal, all these guys, what they're all trying to do, and what Cern's trying, they're, and whenever they do rituals, they're trying to contact Apollo. Apollo is their guy. You know who Apollo is?

• 57:32Duncan Trussell?

  Sure, of course.

• 57:32Kurt Metzger?

  Who?

• 57:33Duncan Trussell?

  Apollo the God?

• 57:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Do you know who he is? He's Lucifer.

• 57:39Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that. I never thought of that before.

• 57:41Kurt Metzger?

  I never did either, but it's a well-known thing and I just learned it. So, if you take the Apollo missions from NASA, that would make them the Lucifer missions. And if you take the Jesuit telescope called Lucifer, everybody talks about, you might as well call it the Apollo telescope.

• 57:56Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, this is good, before you go pee, I have to say this, and it's gonna sound like I'm doing a cheap bit. I'm not. I just watched a Pokemon movie with my kid. Do you know what it's about?

• 58:07Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 58:07Duncan Trussell?

  Cloning-

• 58:08Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 58:09Duncan Trussell?

  A rare Pokemon from Mayan-like ruins that they found-

• 58:15Kurt Metzger?

  Let me tell you about these uh-

• 58:16Duncan Trussell?

  That's so weird, what the fuck?

• 58:17Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, you gotta understand the Japanese-

• 58:19Duncan Trussell?

  I can't, I don't wanna do it. I can't do it, man, you got me. I'm not gonna become someone raving about Pokemon, but I swear to God, what you just described is literally the plot.

• 58:30Kurt Metzger?

  Because Japanese people that make shit, they're doing all the research on it. You know how they overwork and overdraw and overwrite their shit?

• 58:37Duncan Trussell?

  Mewtwo strikes back. I swear to God, it's so embarrassing to say this. Will you look up Wikipedia Mewtwo strikes back? Just based on what you just said-

• 58:47Kurt Metzger?

  It's to indoctrinate your kids.

• 58:49Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 58:51Kurt Metzger?

  Your kids are being-

• 58:51Duncan Trussell?

  Hold on, we'll read this after we go pee.

• 58:53Kurt Metzger?

  Good.

• 58:54Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 58:55Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I wanna know the plot before I pee.

• 58:56Duncan Trussell?

  Scientist Dr. Fuji is hired by Giovanni, leader of Team Rocket-

• 59:00Kurt Metzger?

  Team Rocket.

• 59:02Duncan Trussell?

  To utilize his-

• 59:03Kurt Metzger?

  Jack Parsons.

• 59:03Duncan Trussell?

  This is so embarrassing. To utilize his experts in cloning to create a living weapon based on the eyelash from Pokemon Mew. Soon after the weapon is created, it gained sentience and is named Mewtwo. But Mew, yeah-

• 59:17Kurt Metzger?

  This is a story of Peter Thiel.

• 59:21Kurt Metzger?

  That's what you're reading.

• 59:22Duncan Trussell?

  We literally hit. This is like, as far as like talking about this shit, this is where all leads is railing against Pokemon. Like, remember when Gallagh-

• 59:31Kurt Metzger?

  I would include all anime, and I would say if you're white, you can't watch it, you're gonna transition. If you're black, you can, but you're gonna turn white.

• 59:37Duncan Trussell?

  Look up-

• 59:38Kurt Metzger?

  Bottom line.

• 59:38Duncan Trussell?

  Can you look up this, maybe we could find the scene where they find Mew in like Mayan fucking ruins? There's Mayan ruins that show Mew.

• 59:47Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm, more important than the Mayans.

• 59:49Duncan Trussell?

  Am I wrong that this is just what you described, like-

• 59:52Kurt Metzger?

  You are not wrong at all. You're not even a little bit wrong.

• 59:55Duncan Trussell?

  There.

• 59:56Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 59:56Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 59:58Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, right.

• 59:59Duncan Trussell?

  You've like, what the fuck?

• 1:00:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I want, okay, I'm gonna make, you know what, for the next-

• 1:00:04Duncan Trussell?

  There's no way that's real. There's no way-

• 1:00:06Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:00:06Duncan Trussell?

  That people making Pokemon are connected to an occult-

• 1:00:09Kurt Metzger?

  We're all connected.

• 1:00:10Duncan Trussell?

  Trying to resurrect Apollo-

• 1:00:11Kurt Metzger?

  I understand how you're the psychedelic guy, you don't get, there's this collective unconscious.

• 1:00:15Duncan Trussell?

  I get there's a collective unconscious, but I'm sorry, it's very hard for me to go to jump off the Pokemon-

• 1:00:22Kurt Metzger?

  We're all drawing from the same source of ideas.

• 1:00:24Duncan Trussell?

  That's a red flag.

• 1:00:25Kurt Metzger?

  What do you mean, what?

• 1:00:26Duncan Trussell?

  When you start thinking Pokemon are demons, that's a bad sign.

• 1:00:30Kurt Metzger?

  Get over these labels. I, I, that's the number one thing, okay? Because my friend, as we'll see from the messages, the people at the top don't call them none of that shit. Those are things to put a vice on your brain so you can't think objectively out of the gate. And they're intentional. They're intentionally telling you names of these things to limit how you look at them. Now, I'm not a supporter of these fucking things, by the way, the way your buddy Mitch Horowitz is, but I know, I know he's right. I'm sure he would say what I'm saying. You better get over these dumb labels you got, because all they're doing, it's like saying red pilled or white, you know, they don't, right, which pill, right, Big Pharma controls you, motherfucker. That's why you're talking like that.

• 1:01:09Duncan Trussell?

  The moment you like run into certain like thought patterns, those labels pop up.

• 1:01:13Kurt Metzger?

  What is language? By the way, a grimoire, that's grammar, spelling, spell. Our entire English language is a constructed by occultist on purpose. The way we speak English currently is designed. Italian is not a real language. The fascists put it together from dialects to, in Italy in the World War II. Hebrew, which I was told by my ex is a resurrected dead language. It wasn't, they all spoke Aramaic. This is a control mechanism, the language. That is why the woke left, anybody who's still whining about that, you're an asshole and you're full of shit. But the, but the reason the woke left, that part of the dialectic, the woke left is trying to control what? The words you say. Because that is the magic.

• 1:01:54Kurt Metzger?

  That it's all about control. Right. So I can frame the entire conflict for this game, and this ties into what I was saying. QAnon, these, these LARPs, live action role play?

• 1:02:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:05Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, live action role play is what you call your life assholes. I don't know what you think you're doing here. Right. These occultists have constructed various rat mazes. They have a term for it. You know what it is? The wilderness of the mind. So you could wander around in it your whole fucking like 40 years. Then around 40, you start to notice shit, right? Yeah. Yeah, they're, they're about that. And so that's what they're all doing. And that's why, there you go.

• 1:02:32Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Nick Burdick. So my good buddy, well, I don't know him super well, but he's great. Mark Windows from Windows on the World, who explained Veronica crowd control to me. The pharaohs controlling the people in ancient Egypt, you got a corrupt funeral home industry, like we have, right?

• 1:02:47Duncan Trussell?

  Absolutely.

• 1:02:48Kurt Metzger?

  They took over the government. The funeral home ministry of Egypt back then, that's where we get pharaohs from. And what is the system? It's a bunch of corrupt priests controlling an inbred king. Who's dressed up like an idiot. And he goes out with his snake head and his whatever.

• 1:03:03Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:03:04Kurt Metzger?

  And then they're just draining-

• 1:03:05Duncan Trussell?

  Which is a classic model, which we've been seeing in every presidency is like, they're not inbred kings, but that's a perfect-

• 1:03:12Kurt Metzger?

  As the cor- that's why I say as the carpets to the drapes.

• 1:03:15Duncan Trussell?

  We'll be right back with an award-winning mojito recipe from the mystery boys.

• 1:03:20Kurt Metzger?

  You're gonna want a stiff mojito when you hear this shit.

• 1:03:23Duncan Trussell?

  Let's go pee.

• 1:03:29Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my god.

• 1:03:30Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:03:31Kurt Metzger?

  Go back.

• 1:03:31Duncan Trussell?

  Go back to that!

• 1:03:33Kurt Metzger?

  This- wait, Drew Barrymore or Chris Fleming?

• 1:03:35Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck is happening?

• 1:03:38Kurt Metzger?

  Listen.

• 1:03:38Duncan Trussell?

  I can't do this anymore, man!

• 1:03:41Kurt Metzger?

  Come on, you- you gotta cross the abyss with me or we're not gonna- You gotta cross the abyss.

• 1:03:50Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, we're gonna have to alter this.

• 1:03:51Duncan Trussell?

  Why is she doing this?

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  He's so beloved.

• 1:03:54Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, stop. Now, hold on. Boy, do you wanna talk about it as above, so below? You see how he's leaning into her, how she leaned into Kamala?

• 1:04:02Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:03Kurt Metzger?

  And look how he's sitting. Now, okay-

• 1:04:06Duncan Trussell?

  By the way, I'm sorry, this is every girl that broke up with you in Silver Lake. This is her next boyfriend.

• 1:04:12Kurt Metzger?

  He's not gay. He's like, uh-

• 1:04:14Duncan Trussell?

  No, he's not gay!

• 1:04:15Kurt Metzger?

  One of those- so, at the- at the end of the day, this is a guy looking like a chick, but he doesn't play guitar. Really, to me. I don't know him, he's probably a great guy.

• 1:04:25Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sure.

• 1:04:26Kurt Metzger?

  He- he seems like a great guy.

• 1:04:27Duncan Trussell?

  Great guy. I'm sure. I don't know, I don't know him, I didn't know who he was, but keep playing, cuz I gotta see this.

• 1:04:33Kurt Metzger?

  He seems like the rubito, if you know what I'm saying.

• 1:04:35Duncan Trussell?

  They're about to- this is an intense moment for these two. Look at that body language, legs spread.

• 1:04:41Kurt Metzger?

  Can I be a part of this? Hold on. He's a comedian's comedian. Well, Mark Barrett could attest to that.

• 1:04:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, you could put it wherever in this guy.

• 1:04:57Kurt Metzger?

  You know what I like about him? He'll do. In a pinch. In a pinch, he'll do.

• 1:05:04Kurt Metzger?

  You know, you know what I'm saying?

• 1:05:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, man, I know.

• 1:05:08Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, not for me. I need a pretty face, but... I need a guy with a really pretty face, but I mean, for some people, he'll do.

• 1:05:17Duncan Trussell?

  You know, this is making me like one second away from disassociating.

• 1:05:21Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on. She's talking about how everybody loves Chris Fleming.

• 1:05:26Duncan Trussell?

  I'm gonna disassociate.

• 1:05:27Kurt Metzger?

  Look at, now, look at his seductive... Can I watch a man save comedy, or a person that's neither man nor woman save comedy, please? Look at him saving comedy while... Now, look, she's in a birthing position. Giving birth to a new world order.

• 1:05:40Duncan Trussell?

  Maren said he's saving comedy?

• 1:05:43Kurt Metzger?

  Maren said... From the Rogue verse.

• 1:05:48Duncan Trussell?

  I'm disassociating.

• 1:06:00Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my god. Now, I was texting you guys this stuff from this because I want, I wanted, like, explain the whole thing, Duncan, so you just know what everything is, you know?

• 1:06:13Kurt Metzger?

  What are they doing now? By the way, who, what are the ratings of this show?

• 1:06:20Kurt Metzger?

  What is happening?

• 1:06:23Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, dude, this is really astonishing. Like, you could just fast-forward to any point on this. Now, they're kissing.

• 1:06:32Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I, I think Gallagher is worried about Pokemon, but look at this shit. Poki-mom, if you know what I'm saying, Duncan. But come on, just watch his comedy be saved. Not with that flat ass.

• 1:06:45Kurt Metzger?

  I would think a chick with a better, like, look at it.

• 1:06:47Speaker 06

  And then, we pause, and then you wait for the laugh to die, and then you scurry really quick.

• 1:06:51Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, yeah.

• 1:06:53Speaker 06

  You're really good at physical theater, by the way.

• 1:06:56Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, it's like if Tom Hanks was a she-male. That's what I like.

• 1:07:01Kurt Metzger?

  And look at the, and look at the pants. That's what I think looks really good.

• 1:07:06Kurt Metzger?

  He's not afraid to just be like a weird thing with a chick who went to clubs way too young in life. You know?

• 1:07:15Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, can you imagine the things that happened to Drew Barrymore as a child? They're probably not good.

• 1:07:23Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck. These white glasses are strong, dude.

• 1:07:27Kurt Metzger?

  No, they're not. It's Chris Fleming's comedy saving. That's, that's your feeling.

• 1:07:31Duncan Trussell?

  Let's do the mojito thing, man.

• 1:07:33Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. So what is the liquor? The primary liquor?

• 1:07:36Duncan Trussell?

  Rum.

• 1:07:39Kurt Metzger?

  So just get some rum and, uh, you know what? Just drink it straight.

• 1:07:44Kurt Metzger?

  Like a pirate.

• 1:07:47Kurt Metzger?

  Maybe put on, uh, dress up like a chick or something. Now you're drinking a mojito.

• 1:07:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Look at that. You can pick any of these rums?

• 1:07:54Kurt Metzger?

  The ingredients go into you. Here's what you're gonna need. An eight ball of blow.

• 1:08:01Duncan Trussell?

  I, uh...

• 1:08:02Kurt Metzger?

  What's the matter? Did Chris Fleming upset you that much? He's great.

• 1:08:05Duncan Trussell?

  Who's Chris Fleming?

• 1:08:06Kurt Metzger?

  The guy who say, oh, look at him kissing.

• 1:08:09Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 1:08:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. Doesn't Chris Fleming look like a chick, but you can't put your finger on which one? But who? What's the girl he looks like? I'm trying to think, but I don't know.

• 1:08:21Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:08:23Kurt Metzger?

  Dear friends with Conan.

• 1:08:26Duncan Trussell?

  Did you guys find Gallagher talking about Pokemon?

• 1:08:30Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, do you think he's a Pokemon? Is that his joke?

• 1:08:32Duncan Trussell?

  No, I'm saying, I want you to hear Gallagher's rail against Pokemon.

• 1:08:37Speaker 03

  Why did you want me to do this interview?

• 1:08:39Duncan Trussell?

  Keep going.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  If you don't think I know anything about what you're asking me about.

• 1:08:42Duncan Trussell?

  Will you pause for one second? When I was a young comic, Gallagher was at the Comedy Store. I had been doing comedy for not very long. I was with another comic. Gallagher came up to us. He was talking to us and he looked at us, knowing we're both like brand new comics. He goes, "Have you ever sold out an arena?"

• 1:09:00Kurt Metzger?

  Why don't you shut your non-binary mouth, Gallagher? That's what I said to him.

• 1:09:04Duncan Trussell?

  Let's keep playing, cause I do want to hear this last part of the interview.

• 1:09:06Kurt Metzger?

  You're done?

• 1:09:12Speaker 06

  I'm not. I was just having a conversation. I have more respect for- Comedy. I am not.

• 1:09:18Kurt Metzger?

  No, I think Gallagher's unfair there.

• 1:09:20Speaker 06

  I have thirty years of experience. Well, then tell me about comedy. I just think that show business is show business.

• 1:09:30Speaker 06

  We were having a good conversation.

• 1:09:32Kurt Metzger?

  You know, people say this to me on my podcast, like, why you just talk and not have a guest?

• 1:09:35Speaker 06

  Ah, come on, Gallagher.

• 1:09:38Kurt Metzger?

  I'm, I'll never forget this. He goes Gallagher. Me and Mark had dinner, by the way, after this had happened. In JFL, we went to go get food. And he had just divorced Misha.

• 1:09:48Duncan Trussell?

  Oh shit.

• 1:09:49Kurt Metzger?

  Mishna.

• 1:09:50Speaker 06

  Are they, if they're still laughing? No, it's, there's no dynamics. Most comedians are terrible. They should listen to me.

• 1:09:59Duncan Trussell?

  That is so fucking crazy.

• 1:10:01Kurt Metzger?

  And he's right. You're never gonna play a state fair slumped over like that. Ron Funches, not to name names. That's who he was talking about. Ron Funches is real slumpy at the time, I remember.

• 1:10:13Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah, look.

• 1:10:16Kurt Metzger?

  Look, look, I like Ron Funches, but I'm just saying Gallagher had an issue because you, you gotta put a little razzle dazzle in here.

• 1:10:24Duncan Trussell?

  I just like the word slumpy. It's like a peanuts character.

• 1:10:28Kurt Metzger?

  It's like Gallagher, do you, do you understand what country you live in?

• 1:10:31Duncan Trussell?

  Slumpy, it's Snoopy on fentanyl.

• 1:10:33Kurt Metzger?

  We're genetically engineering children with taints that don't, aren't good enough.

• 1:10:36Duncan Trussell?

  Is that a thing called slumpy?

• 1:10:38Kurt Metzger?

  What? Slumpy is probably the name of a new woman hero in a Marvel movie.

• 1:10:45Duncan Trussell?

  Well, guys, we did it again. Are we done?

• 1:10:46Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, we didn't do it. I'm texting the thing. I'll put this up. I want you to see this.

• 1:10:50Duncan Trussell?

  There's a slumpy Pokemon?

• 1:10:53Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's every gothic demon is a Pokemon.

• 1:10:59Kurt Metzger?

  Slumpy.

• 1:11:00Duncan Trussell?

  Slumpy.

• 1:11:01Kurt Metzger?

  How to pronounce slumpy? If you don't know how to pronounce slumpy, uh.

• 1:11:05Duncan Trussell?

  How do you pronounce slumpy?

• 1:11:07Kurt Metzger?

  I'm gonna say you can't pronounce your own name, because that's your name.

• 1:11:09Duncan Trussell?

  How do you pronounce that wrong?

• 1:11:12Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, go back to the earlier ones. I started at the top, because I want, I just wanted to tell the secret of aliens before we leave.

• 1:11:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, do you let's get back into that. What the fuck is this? What are we? What are we doing here, man?

• 1:11:23Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I don't know.

• 1:11:24Duncan Trussell?

  What happened to the whole?

• 1:11:27Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, here we go. So I wanted to know when you're around these creepy ass people and the thing, did they think aliens are real? Or was it some kind of joke? And it's all demonic for lack of a better word. He goes, they knew the reality of different classes of beings and consciousnesses. Some with physical bodily, but some with physical bodies, some without, some moving between the two, especially high Saturnian necromancers. They often facilitate, if not control the process.

• 1:11:51Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:11:52Kurt Metzger?

  And those implants from aliens is that's what that is. It's a, this is a race of necromancers. There's a lot of stuff out there. Lots misrepresented and a lot is portrayed strategically as a means to an end, but they serve spirits. And the high spirits can inhabit bodies and have control, whereas the lower ones can be invoked and used as equipment like Solomon. Okay.

• 1:12:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right.

• 1:12:11Kurt Metzger?

  There's a lot of stuff, but they never use the terms alien or demon. Okay.

• 1:12:15Duncan Trussell?

  They didn't, they don't think of it like that.

• 1:12:17Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, keep going. What's the next one?

• 1:12:20Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, the important ones, you might as well use the term demonic, but more than worrying about semantics, I would worry about how they act. Yeah, of course. The good ones, you don't have to worry about, but blah, blah, blah. The, tho- those who are, okay, the good ones are the one, okay, wait, wait, let's see. The people that rule the world commune with the bad ones, obviously. I mean, I don't have to tell you that. Um. Last thing, at the very top, the spirits were playing, were, this is my Nigerian prince theory is, I think is real. They were playing the people and thought the people were disgusting, worthless pieces of shit, only good for what they can be used for. The people aren't master orchestrators at the, the ones at the top infest themselves with parasites of sorts. And infect them with energetic virus of sorts as part of the initiation process.

• 1:13:05Kurt Metzger?

  And ultimately become less human and more controlled by a conglomerate of conscious, universal energetic principles that overtake them. So.

• 1:13:13Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:13:14Kurt Metzger?

  We, I then called them on the phone. So he was a joke, it was like me. Alien equals a physical body that isn't from earth.

• 1:13:20Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:13:20Kurt Metzger?

  So, so you see how it's a missing, you're already wrong. You say aliens. What are you talking about? A body?

• 1:13:25Duncan Trussell?

  It's a body.

• 1:13:27Kurt Metzger?

  Or just like they're both and there's overlap, just like parasites can use many different species as hosts and coexist. So I was in the right-hand path of Jehovah's Witnesses, apparently. He was in the Saturnian necromancer alchemist one, which Charles S. Russell.

• 1:13:43Duncan Trussell?

  Who is this again, by the way? Like, I don't know who this is.

• 1:13:46Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know. He's a friend of his.

• 1:13:50Duncan Trussell?

  Isn't it possible this is just like schizo stuff? Like, how do you know this is real?

• 1:13:53Kurt Metzger?

  It certainly is, but a very telling thing is to say schizo because that means almost nothing. Okay, what's next? What does schizo mean?

• 1:14:00Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, like, it could be, I'm just saying.

• 1:14:02Kurt Metzger?

  What does schizo mean?

• 1:14:03Duncan Trussell?

  Schizophrenic.

• 1:14:04Kurt Metzger?

  Well, what does that mean?

• 1:14:05Duncan Trussell?

  It means that you, you, you have like a-

• 1:14:07Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, don't take the thing-

• 1:14:08Duncan Trussell?

  Don't, schizophrenia is like-

• 1:14:10Kurt Metzger?

  I already know the answer. I'm seeing if Duncan knows. The point is schizophrenia is not a-

• 1:14:14Duncan Trussell?

  Sir, I have a bachelor's degree in psychology.

• 1:14:17Kurt Metzger?

  So you know it's a collection of symptoms?

• 1:14:19Duncan Trussell?

  Well, technically, it's like a neurological disorder. Your brain is like, your neurons-

• 1:14:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, there's two, but, but schizo includes a lot of shit. Now, psychotic-

• 1:14:26Duncan Trussell?

  No, I mean like the literal thing itself. Like, pull up the schizophrenia-

• 1:14:29Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, I asked about the grays. As far as I know, grays, three types. Biological robots, future humans once crossed over to silicon life forms. That's what Peter Thiel wants. Legit extraterrestrial from far away. Those are grays. Okay, that he has seen himself. Okay, what's next? This is, they describe, okay, so I want to know what the religion was. He said, "They described the Jehovah's Witnesses as a control group with strongly embedded principles where it matters to ensure purity in their breeding program and for purpose of pathworking. Pathworking is game design." Get it?

• 1:15:02Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:15:03Kurt Metzger?

  "As far as broken, perverted knowledge as standard for all groups, they all serve slightly different purposes, which you know." So, so I always thought this in Jehovah's Witnesses because I was amazed, when I was five, I was ready to die. Do you understand that?

• 1:15:18Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean?

• 1:15:18Kurt Metzger?

  Not in battle, because we're, they, Jehovah's Witnesses don't go to war. But if you have to be fed to a lion because you're Christian, which might happen.

• 1:15:25Duncan Trussell?

  Sure, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:26Kurt Metzger?

  Cool.

• 1:15:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:27Kurt Metzger?

  And I would have been happy, as a five-year-old, to be killed. I would have been delighted because it meant I would-

• 1:15:33Duncan Trussell?

  Liberation.

• 1:15:34Kurt Metzger?

  I definitely did the right thing and I didn't fuck up.

• 1:15:37Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:15:37Kurt Metzger?

  Now, I'm five when I'm thinking this.

• 1:15:39Duncan Trussell?

  That's crazy.

• 1:15:39Kurt Metzger?

  But now you see why spec ops, terrorists, soldiers of all kinds, when you hear them talk about killing the bad guys, that's what every dude you know that was in something goes, "Well, when the bad guys are coming in."

• 1:15:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they say bad guys.

• 1:15:51Kurt Metzger?

  They turn into five-year-olds out of nowhere, don't they? Because-

• 1:15:54Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:15:55Kurt Metzger?

  We have kindergarten for five-year-olds to get you away from mommy-

• 1:15:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:59Kurt Metzger?

  Because the government needs you to kill and seventy percent of people don't want to pull the trigger.

• 1:16:03Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let me just stop you there because this is one of the things I really don't like when like people use kid words to talk about fucking. When people say like, "Let's play." I hate that. I hate that shit.

• 1:16:15Kurt Metzger?

  What do you say?

• 1:16:16Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:16:16Kurt Metzger?

  What do you like to say?

• 1:16:17Duncan Trussell?

  "Let's fucking work."

• 1:16:20Kurt Metzger?

  That's what I say.

• 1:16:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, "We're gonna work tonight."

• 1:16:22Kurt Metzger?

  "Back to work, bitch."

• 1:16:23Duncan Trussell?

  But no, you know what I mean?

• 1:16:24Kurt Metzger?

  I say it to my own dick.

• 1:16:25Duncan Trussell?

  When you start using like infantilized terms to refer to like things that aren't, shouldn't be based around-

• 1:16:30Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's very PDF-y.

• 1:16:31Duncan Trussell?

  Fucking is a good word, right, exactly. So you're talking about like another form in the way that like a ped- indoctrinates, uses like the language of children to manipulate them.

• 1:16:42Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, keep going, but there's an important part here.

• 1:16:44Duncan Trussell?

  It's so weird. The bad guy thing has always bothered me.

• 1:16:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, it's the dialectic. Jehovah Witnesses provides the cleanest slate, so to mold and also as a dichotomous contrast, slate to build on, build up. It's a control, like for experiments. Most of the religions in America, and keep in mind when America was founded, the Protestants, there's fifteen hundred different Protestant groups in America at that time. These are all gain-of-function experiments.

• 1:17:09Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, dude, I'm sure you're aware of this, but when, so, they, when they were studying MDMA-

• 1:17:17Duncan Trussell?

  Trying to see like, what kind of damage does it do? The problem with the study is that a lot of the people who had taken MDMA, of course, have taken all kinds of other drugs. So how could you say this?

• 1:17:28Kurt Metzger?

  Cause it was all nonsense and it was to legalize it and they've been using it for years.

• 1:17:31Duncan Trussell?

  But wait, do you know the control group that they found?

• 1:17:33Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 1:17:34Duncan Trussell?

  So what is the, what's the, what is it? The group of people that, they call it like the devil's ear. Do you know what I'm talking about? They ride around in the little carriages and stuff. What are those called?

• 1:17:45Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:17:45Duncan Trussell?

  No, not the ear devil. That's a whole different thing. The ear devil.

• 1:17:48Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know what the devil's ear is.

• 1:17:49Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, no, it's not the devil's ear. It's a, they, you, you know what I'm talking about? They're this puritanical Christian group that doesn't use electricity, makes great furniture. What are they called?

• 1:17:59Kurt Metzger?

  The Amish?

• 1:17:59Duncan Trussell?

  The Amish.

• 1:18:00Kurt Metzger?

  What about them?

• 1:18:00Duncan Trussell?

  So the Amish, the kids are allowed to go in.

• 1:18:04Kurt Metzger?

  Rumspringa.

• 1:18:05Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:18:06Kurt Metzger?

  Rumspringa.

• 1:18:06Duncan Trussell?

  Right, Rumspringa.

• 1:18:08Kurt Metzger?

  They use them for the control group because they hadn't done other drugs.

• 1:18:10Duncan Trussell?

  They use them for the control group for MDMA because a lot of them went and did ecstasy, but it never had any other drugs. And so they had a pure control group from a religious organization. So, but you can look up using the Amish to study MDMA. This fits into what you're saying.

• 1:18:26Kurt Metzger?

  Right. Well, the joke's on them because them kids get fucked up when they're in it. By the way, the Amish, do you know the occult side of Amish? They're called Hexenmeisters.

• 1:18:35Duncan Trussell?

  That is an awesome fucking name.

• 1:18:37Kurt Metzger?

  I, I think you said it before and you're right. It's like a great band name. So you will see sigils on, in Amish country and that's from, you see insulated, much like FLDS, insulated kind of cults like that, they're going to get into, uh, human trafficking and incest pretty quickly.

• 1:18:51Duncan Trussell?

  So, so this all makes sense because it's like, um, uh, will you look up, will you, will you look up hockey?

• 1:18:57Kurt Metzger?

  That's very interesting.

• 1:18:59Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:18:59Kurt Metzger?

  What is that? Hundred ninth ACS Hexenmeister.

• 1:19:02Duncan Trussell?

  What's ACS?

• 1:19:03Kurt Metzger?

  The Utah.

• 1:19:04Duncan Trussell?

  Air National Guard.

• 1:19:06Kurt Metzger?

  Known often referred to as.

• 1:19:07Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, what the fuck?

• 1:19:09Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so you understand Mormons are. Patched against German.

• 1:19:13Duncan Trussell?

  Referred to as warlocks.

• 1:19:14Kurt Metzger?

  It means witch master.

• 1:19:16Duncan Trussell?

  Wow. Wow.

• 1:19:19Kurt Metzger?

  So, right, so you know how, I just told you the Apollo program's a Lucifer program?

• 1:19:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:25Kurt Metzger?

  So, so here's what Mormons are, and sorry if anybody's Mormon here. Mormons are ultimately a cover for a coven, much like all the other religions here. The people at the top are doing hardcore occultism. They're warlocks. Maroni, their macaroni, as some people call.

• 1:19:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:19:42Kurt Metzger?

  He's the prince of America. This is a principality, but the thing that's really important to understand is they've been manufa- they've been altering and manufacturing parasites. Go to my texts.

• 1:19:53Duncan Trussell?

  The Mormons have?

• 1:19:54Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, the government has, and all of them have, and going back before the government. The Templars were known for huffing cat assholes to get that.

• 1:20:01Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:20:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. The cryptosporidia that goes in your brain from cats.

• 1:20:06Duncan Trussell?

  Toxoplasmosis.

• 1:20:08Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry.

• 1:20:08Duncan Trussell?

  So, wait, you're saying that they, they, they actually went?

• 1:20:13Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so.

• 1:20:14Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what?

• 1:20:15Kurt Metzger?

  So, think about demon exorcism, how you'd have to fast beforehand? That's how you kill parasites.

• 1:20:21Duncan Trussell?

  Can you, I'm sorry, one, one second, go back, we need to read this.

• 1:20:24Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:20:24Duncan Trussell?

  There's a name for what you're describing. Based on the search results, the behavior described is known as the flim- phleman response when cats sniff each other's asses.

• 1:20:33Kurt Metzger?

  None to do with it, that's, that's not at all adding to it. It's not, we don't even.

• 1:20:36Duncan Trussell?

  I just didn't know there was a name for that.

• 1:20:38Kurt Metzger?

  Tracy Twymy's research, I don't think she said it as smelling cats buttholes. I don't know that's gonna come up in Google, to be honest with you.

• 1:20:45Duncan Trussell?

  Knights Templars smelling cat buttholes.

• 1:20:48Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, keep going to the other shit that I texted, we're getting sidetracked, and I really want people to know the ultimate secret of aliens. Oh, that great Lindsey Graham picture. Okay, go on.

• 1:20:59Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, this is a little bit.

• 1:21:02Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, don't, no, go back to that deep space travel, please.

• 1:21:05Kurt Metzger?

  But that's the parasite part, and we're missing a part.

• 1:21:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I wouldn't want to leave out the piece of this. This is crazy, man.

• 1:21:17Duncan Trussell?

  Go back to, can you pull up an image of a man sniffing a cat's ass?

• 1:21:20Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so when he was talking before, okay, here we go. So I want to know, are they parasites like those ones you can get from cats? Now, my friend Gray here does not know about this shit that I know about. And if you've heard Donald Marshall talk about the gril lizards that put a thing in your eye.

• 1:21:36Duncan Trussell?

  You mean like the wrath of Khan, but it was in your ear?

• 1:21:40Kurt Metzger?

  Exactly like that, but there's a story going around and I asked him if that was the thing. He said, no. He goes, they're tiny parasites, but visible and they cultivate and culture them. Keep going.

• 1:21:50Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, this is, this is-

• 1:21:51Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, this is the very last one. This isn't right. What's after this? Parasites are physical, but there is a relationship and they help host demons and spirits. So here's the deal. You know, your DNAs are a, a, an antenna?

• 1:22:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I know that.

• 1:22:06Kurt Metzger?

  So certain parasite, and you have bacteria in you, you're, you're-

• 1:22:09Duncan Trussell?

  Lots of it.

• 1:22:10Kurt Metzger?

  They understand these principles, so they've been cultivating certain parasites that they say stimulate evolution in people.

• 1:22:16Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:22:17Kurt Metzger?

  So that's part of the alien, and that's going to be, I promise you, well, I can't promise, but I bet you. Just on the previews I saw, the Spielberg movie is going to be all about this.

• 1:22:25Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up Baldur's Gate 3: Parasites? You've literally described my favorite video game is all about letting parasites into your fucking brain that give you more powers.

• 1:22:34Kurt Metzger?

  That's, that's exactly right.

• 1:22:36Duncan Trussell?

  Look, see, look, pull up that picture of the brain. That's, that's, so in Baldur's Gate, it's called Illithid Powers.

• 1:22:42Kurt Metzger?

  I played it and I got a lithid powers.

• 1:22:44Duncan Trussell?

  I did too. I got, my whole brain was corrupted by the end of the game.

• 1:22:47Kurt Metzger?

  The other thing is that cuttlefish look.

• 1:22:49Duncan Trussell?

  And you could fuck him. Did you know that? You could fuck him?

• 1:22:51Kurt Metzger?

  Of course I know that. What do you think, I'm a jerk off?

• 1:22:53Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up YouTube fucking the Cthulhu on Baldur's-

• 1:22:56Kurt Metzger?

  I saw it. It's a special thing.

• 1:22:58Duncan Trussell?

  They might not have seen it. I don't, spoiler. Spoiler.

• 1:23:02Kurt Metzger?

  You fucked the bear in it. It's crazy.

• 1:23:04Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know you could fuck the bear. You can fuck the bear?

• 1:23:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, the guy turns into a bear. There you go. Now imagine with those, imagine the hentai-

• 1:23:12Duncan Trussell?

  The mind flower, mind flower.

• 1:23:13Kurt Metzger?

  Pizza Hut, speaking of parasites.

• 1:23:17Duncan Trussell?

  Want toxin blasphemous, cat buttholes are smeared on all of our pepperoni.

• 1:23:23Duncan Trussell?

  This is the best.

• 1:23:26Duncan Trussell?

  I wish it wasn't a lady. My guy was a dude. Banged him.

• 1:23:33Duncan Trussell?

  Just jump a little bit when he starts using those tentacles.

• 1:23:39Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, we

• 1:23:40Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah. Hello.

• 1:23:43Kurt Metzger?

  Look, we're getting off track.

• 1:23:44Duncan Trussell?

  No, we're not. We're on, now we're back on track.

• 1:23:47Kurt Metzger?

  She has on that fucking

• 1:23:48Duncan Trussell?

  She's like yanking his

• 1:23:49Kurt Metzger?

  You mind if I yank your face, Cox?

• 1:23:51Duncan Trussell?

  Here we go. Look at this. Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:53Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, oh, my.

• 1:23:55Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:23:56Kurt Metzger?

  You got one dick for your titties and one.

• 1:24:00Kurt Metzger?

  Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back cancer is made.

• 1:24:10Duncan Trussell?

  So I guess Baldur's Gate and Pokemon are both messaging from a cult orders to tell us what's actually happening.

• 1:24:17Kurt Metzger?

  Every single fucking thing. Look. Here's why I appreciate the Bible being drummed in my head as a kid, because there's only so many stories. Most of them in the West come out of the Bible. That's true. The themes.

• 1:24:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:30Kurt Metzger?

  If you come from another country, you have different themes in your head. There's only so many, you know, when you get a set of Legos, you could build whatever you want, but fundamentally changing the Legos would be the equivalent of smashing the atom. Do you understand? Like, so if you're gonna write stories, there's only so many stories, you're gonna hit on real shit.

• 1:24:47Duncan Trussell?

  But don't you wonder, man? Doesn't it, hasn't it occurred to you, like, you know, and I, I don't know, but it feels like what you're saying is that you were born into this cult. It's a, it's a control group for warlocks to

• 1:25:02Kurt Metzger?

  No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm in the part where they're not war, my mother's not a fucking warlock. My mother'd be horrible. My mother probably, it's good we're not releasing this because she'll, I wouldn't want her to see this because she's into it. She's firmly in the control group, but one thing it gave me was an inoculation against any kind of group thought. I didn't do Christmas. I didn't get a cupcake in class when the kids got a cupcake.

• 1:25:23Duncan Trussell?

  I don't mean to make you paranoid, but has it occurred to you that you are 100% Still in the cult and you're actually part of what they're trying to do to disseminate.

• 1:25:35Kurt Metzger?

  It has occurred to me, but I had to expand my mind as to what the cult entails.

• 1:25:40Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:25:40Kurt Metzger?

  And I just told you exactly what it is. Of course, we're all in, you know, the matrix ain't computers, dude. It's just a house of cards of lies and you contribute to it by trying to dodge hearing the truth. I don't mean you, but you see what I'm saying?

• 1:25:52Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want it. No, really, like honestly, like the, the, the stuff that you're talking about. If it's real.

• 1:26:00Kurt Metzger?

  It is real. Okay, let me read this to you. The parasite stuff though is huge and the government related programs even have their own type they use. No paper trail that I know of, but there is a paper trail to the DOE using fungi neural network stuff. Similar concept. You've heard that shit.

• 1:26:16Duncan Trussell?

  Mycelium.

• 1:26:17Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, parasite with the mycelial network. Anyway, parasites have a major relationship with moon cycles. And even relationship to certain sins and they help host. Dude, it's a major part of the, so now the mystery of why pork's no good to certain people. So when you hear about principalities and certain demons rule certain areas. That's the bacteria parasites and whatever of an area.

• 1:26:42Duncan Trussell?

  Oh.

• 1:26:43Kurt Metzger?

  Get it?

• 1:26:44Duncan Trussell?

  Like the local gods are the bacteria and parasites of that area.

• 1:26:48Kurt Metzger?

  But they're not just the parasite. The spiritual component is, that's what the moon cycle shit is. So this guy was, was forced into a, a ritual to contact Apollo. He accidentally talked to Jupiter. It was fucked up.

• 1:27:01Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 1:27:02Kurt Metzger?

  Why? Because just like Jesus and people don't like Jesus are going to try to make him into Apollo. He's not. These assholes, they do something called astro genetics. And it's a book you could look up by the Van, Edmund Van Dusen.

• 1:27:14Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:27:15Kurt Metzger?

  Try to find a picture of him. You won't. The Van Dusen family is one of them families. Okay. And they're generational funeral home directors. They're the kind of people that could get you ormuz. You know the Strait of Hormuz?

• 1:27:27Duncan Trussell?

  I keep thinking that. Yeah.

• 1:27:29Kurt Metzger?

  The Strait of ormuz. Ormus is monatomic gold. It's the drink of the ancient sumer. Monatomic gold, juiced pineal gland, human lung tissue, some gay shit under the moonlight. Alchemy, psychic powers, way longer life. You ever saw the movie Death Becomes Her? They're not talking about adrenochrome. They're talking about Ormus. That's the most sought after of all these secret fucking drugs.

• 1:27:53Duncan Trussell?

  So the Strait of Hormuz, as above, so below.

• 1:27:55Kurt Metzger?

  It's just sumers around, you know, all these things are around that area.

• 1:27:58Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up Hormuz, Ormus?

• 1:28:03Duncan Trussell?

  Or even just Ormus?

• 1:28:05Kurt Metzger?

  So this was funny is because I'll come back in like, so in the Adam and Eve story.

• 1:28:11Kurt Metzger?

  Ormus.

• 1:28:12Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I, the reason I do this, by the way, I feel like I need to say this. I do these back checks now, not because I doubt you, but because you're always right. But what you're saying when people are listening.

• 1:28:23Kurt Metzger?

  Now, someone told me this. I didn't guess it.

• 1:28:25Duncan Trussell?

  But no, when people are listening, they, they, they, it's some, the, one of the ways you, you dodge having to deal with this shit is you're like, that's not real. So when you're saying like this place that could be the, the, the, the, the part of the world where World War III radiates out from is named after.

• 1:28:44Kurt Metzger?

  Kingdom of Hormuz. Let's look at that. Um, well, look, dude, it's all made up. Don't worry about it, guys. Craig, relax. We're just having fun. Okay. Let's see. Oh, Portuguese, Port of Grail is what Portugal is, the Port of Grail.

• 1:28:58Duncan Trussell?

  Let's pull up Ormus real quick, by the way. Port of Grail. Let's pull up Ormus.

• 1:29:01Kurt Metzger?

  You're not gonna get, you think you're gonna find out about real Ormus online?

• 1:29:04Duncan Trussell?

  It says Zerastrian deity.

• 1:29:06Kurt Metzger?

  There we go.

• 1:29:07Duncan Trussell?

  Monatomic gold or M state minerals is often liquid mineral supplement derived from seawater. Proponents claim it enhances spiritual consciousness, provides mental clarity and boosts energy through high spirit elements that support cellular regeneration. So the Strait of Hormuz, where World War III is about to break out, possibly, is named after Ormus, which according to you is actually extracted from something. It's like, it's like high level.

• 1:29:33Kurt Metzger?

  Can you go back to the deep travel, space travel stuff? Because I want to tell you the ultimate everything. Wait, no, that's not it. It was, it, it all supposedly from deep space travel stuff where instead of freezing themselves, when they roam, they continue to self-develop and they'd essentially keep transferring their consciousness in new clone bodies. That one.

• 1:29:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:53Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, on Sunday, I found out the whole secret of everything. I don't know if that matters to you guys, but I mean, I'm trying to share it. The whole story. The whole story.

• 1:30:03Duncan Trussell?

  Everything.

• 1:30:04Kurt Metzger?

  You see that? It's from Deep Travel Stuff where instead of freezing themselves, that when they roam, they continue to self-develop and they'd essentially keep transferring their consciousness. How? With parasites. They would develop their consciousness by doing all sorts of stuff, but also develop the bodies they put themselves into for different generations. They would teach themselves about sex and shit, which is supposedly where molestation comes from. So that, I don't understand what that means. So the parasite, number one.

• 1:30:29Duncan Trussell?

  No, I'll tell you what it means.

• 1:30:31Kurt Metzger?

  That's why they don't like ivermectin, the dewarmer. That's why they don't like it.

• 1:30:35Duncan Trussell?

  Right. That's why everyone's against it, because it fucks up the, the.

• 1:30:39Kurt Metzger?

  That's why they don't like nicotine, because it fucks up the nanomachines, which is just a mechanical mineral version of the thing.

• 1:30:44Duncan Trussell?

  And this is why Tucker Carlson loves Zen.

• 1:30:47Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. What I was taught by both the cult and then shown in visions during initiations. Some of the initiations take you to essentially a different dimension where you meet spirits and it's like dream time, time warp. It feels like lifetimes. It's horrendous. That's all he told me. Uh, essentially, they told me, showed me Archangel Michael is Lucifer is Jesus. Now, in Jehovah's Witnesses, they teach that Jesus' pre-human existence was the Archangel Michael.

• 1:31:10Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:31:12Kurt Metzger?

  This is all.

• 1:31:12Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that.

• 1:31:13Kurt Metzger?

  That's what Jehovah's Witnesses teach. That's who, that's who Jesus was.

• 1:31:16Duncan Trussell?

  Jesus was an avatar of Archangel Michael?

• 1:31:19Kurt Metzger?

  No, God's son, this angel, Michael.

• 1:31:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:22Kurt Metzger?

  He put him into a human body. So now, but that's speculation. There's no way to fucking know that. The bottom line is, somebody made a moon child, just like Hitler, just like most of your presidents, just like fucking Charlie Kirk, whose name means the free man's church, and they kosher slaughtered him on a pentagram.

• 1:31:39Duncan Trussell?

  That is so fucked up. What do you mean on a pentagram?

• 1:31:42Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's paved over now. Don't worry.

• 1:31:43Duncan Trussell?

  There was a pentagram there?

• 1:31:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. It looked like, it looked like a menorah, and then you could trace it to make a pentagram, because Mormons.

• 1:31:49Duncan Trussell?

  There's gotta be images of that. Can we pull that up?

• 1:31:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, there is. You want them?

• 1:31:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I want to see that.

• 1:31:53Kurt Metzger?

  How'd you not know this?

• 1:31:55Duncan Trussell?

  We don't talk enough.

• 1:31:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, that's true. Okay, listen, um, uh, so Saturn, Zeus, Jupiter is the father of all the, that's, that's your fucking demiurge right there.

• 1:32:08Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, sure.

• 1:32:09Kurt Metzger?

  Above him is formless stuff, universal principles. So some of these things are principles and not actual entities. Some of them have consciousness.

• 1:32:16Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:32:16Kurt Metzger?

  Now, May 10th, 1994.

• 1:32:18Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, fuck that dude. No way.

• 1:32:22Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so.

• 1:32:23Duncan Trussell?

  Pull that up. That's not real.

• 1:32:24Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it is real.

• 1:32:25Duncan Trussell?

  Well, you, someone just traced a pentagram over it, but I wanna see what.

• 1:32:27Kurt Metzger?

  It's a baseball home plate is a pentagram as well. It's a Freemason.

• 1:32:30Duncan Trussell?

  That's where Kirk got, it does look like a menorah.

• 1:32:34Kurt Metzger?

  Right. But understand, it doesn't mean the Jews are bad. I'm telling you, this is.

• 1:32:39Duncan Trussell?

  No one said that.

• 1:32:41Kurt Metzger?

  Well, what someone's going to, so I'm trying to get ahead of it.

• 1:32:46Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. So they didn't pave over.

• 1:32:47Duncan Trussell?

  Why did they pave over it? Look at that. There, there, there you go. Right there. You've got it. There's the, right where it says Charlie Kirk shooting that.

• 1:32:54Kurt Metzger?

  So that is a pentagram and the Pentagon. Dude, look, the bottom line is the guy that's the fake shooter was supposed to be killed by police, but he turned himself in and he fucked the whole plan up. So that's why we have all this.

• 1:33:05Duncan Trussell?

  Where's the pentagram in there? I just see the menorah. I think you might have to rotate the image.

• 1:33:11Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know. Go back and you'll see where it's traced on. It's the same, yeah, there you go.

• 1:33:15Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, you could draw a pentagram on anything.

• 1:33:17Kurt Metzger?

  But you understand, those.

• 1:33:18Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, I see it now. I see. I see what you're saying.

• 1:33:20Kurt Metzger?

  Look.

• 1:33:21Duncan Trussell?

  I see what you're saying. I see it. I see it.

• 1:33:22Kurt Metzger?

  You see it's a home plate?

• 1:33:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:33:24Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, baseball's Freemasonic. And that's what the home plate is.

• 1:33:27Duncan Trussell?

  Baseball's Masonic, Pokemon's Satanic. What do we have left?

• 1:33:31Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, the whole earth is satanic. You're, you know, Christianity.

• 1:33:34Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, there it is. Look.

• 1:33:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Home plate. That's from Egypt.

• 1:33:39Duncan Trussell?

  I've always thought baseball was satanic.

• 1:33:42Kurt Metzger?

  It's boring. They fly jets over your head.

• 1:33:44Duncan Trussell?

  They use secret symbols.

• 1:33:46Kurt Metzger?

  You gotta memorize useless numbers. It's mind control. It's mass mind control.

• 1:33:52Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I don't know about Baal.

• 1:33:54Duncan Trussell?

  Also Trump's bail room?

• 1:33:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, that, look, that could be, but I don't know that. I'm, I'm not gonna say I know that. A lot of times you'll, you'll get false.

• 1:34:05Duncan Trussell?

  So now I say Trump's bail room? No, that can't be real. You say Charlie Kirk was shot on a fucking.

• 1:34:11Kurt Metzger?

  Because of the Mormon connection. The Mormons are fucking deep occultists.

• 1:34:14Duncan Trussell?

  It's a bail room.

• 1:34:16Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 1:34:16Duncan Trussell?

  I have nothing.

• 1:34:17Kurt Metzger?

  Bail just means master. The master bedroom is the, is the Baal bedroom. Bail means master. Do you understand that? It's a title, it's not a guy's name.

• 1:34:25Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that.

• 1:34:26Kurt Metzger?

  Right. So, so for example, in ancient Rome, when they were fighting Hannibal Barca, they worship Baal Haddad.

• 1:34:34Duncan Trussell?

  And a bail.

• 1:34:35Kurt Metzger?

  No, well, maybe, but Baal Haddad was who they sacrificed their kids to. Uh, uh, if you see bullshit, like stuff with horns, that's penis related. It's real simple, everything's dick and pussy.

• 1:34:46Duncan Trussell?

  I know that. That I know, I don't have to even Google that.

• 1:34:50Kurt Metzger?

  Right, so Rome brought in the cult of Kaibel, because they went to this, uh, uh, what's her name, the, um, who's that oracle?

• 1:34:59Duncan Trussell?

  Delphi?

• 1:35:01Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, yes, but, um, they call him the Sybil, S Y B I L, Sybilene Oracle. Now, well, I didn't know this until recently. That oracle, Delphi, was a world oracle, so all the countries went to her.

• 1:35:13Duncan Trussell?

  You know what? This is a perfect, this is a perfect thing, and I wanted to show you.

• 1:35:17Kurt Metzger?

  She have a couple of mojitos in her.

• 1:35:18Duncan Trussell?

  I wanted you to show, I wanted to show you this, because I knew you'd love it. And I don't know how we're gonna show this, uh, I might have to, I don't know.

• 1:35:25Kurt Metzger?

  I have to pee again.

• 1:35:26Duncan Trussell?

  Go pee, and then I will show you an oracle I made that I think you're gonna love.

• 1:35:35Kurt Metzger?

  So anyway, Rome won against Hannibal. Why? They went to this oracle who said, bring the worship of Kaibel to Rome. Rome was like, that seems kinda gay. You gotta do it. So they did. What is Ky Bell worship? I showed you that on one of these episodes. The fat bitch on the throne with the two lions next to her? The mother of heaven?

• 1:35:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:35:53Kurt Metzger?

  Where we got the Virgin Mary from. Anyway. What is her story? It's this horrible mother that's incestuous with her son Addis and then he gets married. And because she has so much control over him, he freaks out and chops his own dick off. And the wedding party, the women chop their tits off and then they become the other sex and they go. And you, I want to say Arrhenius, the church father says, they cut off their genitals and then go about in the streets shrieking as galleys of Ky Bell. A priest of this fucking goddess, the devouring mother. Does that sound familiar to you? Like a guy going, it's ma'am.

• 1:36:28Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:36:29Kurt Metzger?

  Everything, nothing's new under the sun, motherfucker. So Rome brought in worship of. So then here's what happens after they beat Hannibal. The nobles go, hey, our sons keep cutting their dicks off. We don't like this. And then they got rid of it. It served its purpose and it got, they got rid of it. Now, think of a country often compared to Rome called America where we brought in Ky Bell worship and cutting your own dick off. And now it's not cool anymore. I don't know what battle we were fighting.

• 1:36:55Duncan Trussell?

  It wasn't cool anymore.

• 1:36:57Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, the government.

• 1:36:58Duncan Trussell?

  Cutting your dick off?

• 1:36:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's not as cool.

• 1:37:00Duncan Trussell?

  Government doesn't determine what's cool and not cool.

• 1:37:03Kurt Metzger?

  It's like, it's like getting, uh, those earplugs.

• 1:37:05Duncan Trussell?

  It's still cool.

• 1:37:06Kurt Metzger?

  When are lip plates coming?

• 1:37:07Duncan Trussell?

  When is it not cool to cut your dick off? Like you have to admit, that is cool. By the way.

• 1:37:12Kurt Metzger?

  If I had to think of the most uncool thing.

• 1:37:15Duncan Trussell?

  Cutting your dick off would not be it.

• 1:37:16Kurt Metzger?

  I, I, I have never admired anyone that did that or looked up to them.

• 1:37:20Duncan Trussell?

  You cut their dick? You don't admire someone for cutting off their dick?

• 1:37:23Kurt Metzger?

  No, I go, why would you do that? I'm not talking about getting surgery to be trans.

• 1:37:27Duncan Trussell?

  Listen, I admire, I'm not talking, I'm not doing culture where I admire commitment.

• 1:37:32Duncan Trussell?

  If a man.

• 1:37:32Kurt Metzger?

  I think committing to a bad thing is not a great thing.

• 1:37:35Duncan Trussell?

  Cutting your dick off just shows a, a level of like, you know, you're living. Real. That's a real life there when you're cutting your dick off. You know, I had to cut one of my balls off. Maybe that's why.

• 1:37:47Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:37:47Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:37:48Kurt Metzger?

  You did?

• 1:37:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:37:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I remember that. What'd you do with it?

• 1:37:52Duncan Trussell?

  I, they would not give it to me.

• 1:37:54Kurt Metzger?

  Really?

• 1:37:55Duncan Trussell?

  And I asked. You couldn't, you, once they, they did not give me my cancer.

• 1:37:59Kurt Metzger?

  Some people still have their.

• 1:38:00Duncan Trussell?

  I asked and he wouldn't.

• 1:38:01Kurt Metzger?

  But what's his name still has it? That Canadian guy, the, uh, Tom Green.

• 1:38:05Duncan Trussell?

  Tom Green got his ball. I didn't get mine and I asked.

• 1:38:08Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, listen, the reason you know all these people and, um, I'm sure they kept your ball because you got some bloodline that they want. I'm telling you.

• 1:38:15Duncan Trussell?

  You think so?

• 1:38:16Kurt Metzger?

  I know so. I know so for a fact. There's no way that the people that have, just the things that have happened to you and the people that contact you and say things to you. You have to understand, you know, 23andMe and all that shit, they've got everybody's DNA, so they know who's got the blood.

• 1:38:31Duncan Trussell?

  They went out of business and they sold it. By the way, this is a perfect time. This is a big announcement. The contracts are in on camera. We're gonna sign the mystery boys contracts. You guys are gonna see it and then you're gonna see the show. Here they are, the contracts themselves.

• 1:38:49Kurt Metzger?

  Sign the contract and I'll tell you the secret of aliens. We'll finish that up and then we're, we're good for the day.

• 1:38:53Duncan Trussell?

  Where's your, what about Kurt? What about?

• 1:38:56Kurt Metzger?

  Just sign me right on there. They're on the same, on the back. Nice. One contract.

• 1:39:00Duncan Trussell?

  Here we go.

• 1:39:01Kurt Metzger?

  We're actually married now, me and Duncan. It's about time.

• 1:39:03Duncan Trussell?

  Basically, this is the kind of marriage.

• 1:39:05Kurt Metzger?

  This is how Ben and Jerry did it.

• 1:39:06Duncan Trussell?

  Will you, can we play the wedding song? This is romantic. Or should we play the, should we play Anton LaVey's organ music?

• 1:39:13Kurt Metzger?

  I, I hate organ music and Anton LaVey, I mean, I don't know why people think he's cool.

• 1:39:19Duncan Trussell?

  Don't play Anton. Play something nice. Let's play wedding music. There's no copyright for your wedding music. It's like the birth.

• 1:39:25Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, royalty free.

• 1:39:27Duncan Trussell?

  You know, there it is. This isn't wedding music, but it's beautiful. I'm gonna.

• 1:39:30Kurt Metzger?

  This is the wedding. I like it. Oh, boy, I'm getting married to this dude. Okay, hand that over. So now the covenant has been signed.

• 1:39:44Duncan Trussell?

  From one bloodline to the next, we shall join our bloodlines.

• 1:39:49Kurt Metzger?

  And now I've been scioned in to the Duncan Trussell family. It's about time because I don't get invited to these things you go to.

• 1:39:54Duncan Trussell?

  You've been in the family since you were born, my friend.

• 1:39:57Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I say it, but where are the results?

• 1:40:00Duncan Trussell?

  You're looking at him.

• 1:40:01Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so finally, we've got to the part of parasites, the big top thing that government has been fucking with parasites this entire time. It helps. So basically light itself. That's why a ritual during the eclipse, you get different contact things. And a guy that was born to a mom born on eclipse is going to be esoterically important for that.

• 1:40:21Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:40:21Kurt Metzger?

  Now, May 10th, 1994, and maybe we should check this one because it's what he told me. So they were correcting a problem with the space mission they were doing on the Clementine that was called Project Jehovah.

• 1:40:33Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:40:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. May 10th is the day John Wayne Gacy was executed.

• 1:40:38Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:40:38Kurt Metzger?

  Yes. And it's also the same day that Jeffrey Dahmer was baptized as a Christian in prison.

• 1:40:45Duncan Trussell?

  Shut the fuck up. Pull that up. That's not real.

• 1:40:47Kurt Metzger?

  Why? What do you think?

• 1:40:49Duncan Trussell?

  I don't doubt you, but can you please pull up?

• 1:40:51Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, and another tragedy, Nelson Mandela is the first.

• 1:40:56Duncan Trussell?

  The Mandela Effect.

• 1:40:57Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. There you go.

• 1:41:00Duncan Trussell?

  Execution of John Wayne Gacy. You could have killed him on any day.

• 1:41:04Kurt Metzger?

  Gray gives me good info. I don't know.

• 1:41:06Duncan Trussell?

  You could have executed him on any day.

• 1:41:08Kurt Metzger?

  No, but wait, wait. He didn't explain this, but I think I know what he was explaining to me. So why are they doing this Mayan ritual on an eclipse with the guy who's an eclipse baby?

• 1:41:18Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 1:41:19Kurt Metzger?

  And John Wayne Gacy's being executed? Jeffrey Dahmer's being baptized. Why? Why is that significant?

• 1:41:24Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 1:41:25Kurt Metzger?

  Positive, negative. This sounds like another ritual I've heard of to also to commune with Apollo that Nathan Reynolds went through in Phoenix, Arizona, where they developed the thing where, you know, Flatliners, the movie?

• 1:41:36Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, hold on. I'm sorry. I want to hear this, but do we have to? You got to understand that people, people need to see this. Can you screenshot that? Put it next to Gacy's execution.

• 1:41:46Kurt Metzger?

  I just want to get to the thing.

• 1:41:47Duncan Trussell?

  I, you'll get to it, but let them, let people understand.

• 1:41:50Kurt Metzger?

  Nobody finds out yet.

• 1:41:51Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I think my role here is because I like, I just know people when they hear what you're saying, they're not going to believe it.

• 1:41:57Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I don't care. I'm just here to tell.

• 1:41:58Duncan Trussell?

  No, I want them to see.

• 1:41:59Kurt Metzger?

  It's not real. Listen, we're having fun.

• 1:42:01Duncan Trussell?

  It's real.

• 1:42:02Kurt Metzger?

  We're just having fun.

• 1:42:03Duncan Trussell?

  John Wayne Gacy.

• 1:42:04Kurt Metzger?

  Keep voting.

• 1:42:05Duncan Trussell?

  Go back. John Wayne Gacy was executed on May 10th, 1994 at 12:58 a.m. Go back.

• 1:42:13Duncan Trussell?

  In Illinois, go, please go back. Jeffrey Dahmer was baptized on May 10th, 1994.

• 1:42:20Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so, uh, uh, what, like, look, I don't.

• 1:42:24Duncan Trussell?

  But no, wait, go back. This can't be real.

• 1:42:27Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:42:27Duncan Trussell?

  May 10th, 1999. Oh, my.

• 1:42:32Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so I'm just, okay, we verified the thing, let's move on. So, why, why do that, though? That's the important part. Why would it that matter at all?

• 1:42:40Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 1:42:41Kurt Metzger?

  Because you got a positive and negative polarity during an eclipse. So Nathan, who was put through a ritual, listen to this ritual that I said to Jesse Michaels and an old boy when they were here. So he's in Phoenix, Arizona. That's where the birthplace of Flatliners, the movie where you could be like dead and they'd bring you back.

• 1:42:58Duncan Trussell?

  I loved it as a kid.

• 1:42:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's why it's called Phoenix. So they did this in Phoenix. Okay. This is where that was developed.

• 1:43:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:43:04Kurt Metzger?

  He said he was brought in an all steel room on this table. Okay, they had him hooked up to a machine that was taking his blood and cooling it and putting it back in his body to lower his temperature to like kill him. So you're clinically dead, right?

• 1:43:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:43:18Kurt Metzger?

  He said some being comes in that was real tall, that was covered head to toe in blood, like it was red from like gallons of blood on it.

• 1:43:27Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:43:28Kurt Metzger?

  And he goes, it wasn't, I don't have any other details of this, he goes, it wasn't human, but it was, he was tall, tall thing, covered in blood, that's humanoid, stands at his head. Another one of the same thing comes in, who has no blood on him, he is sapphire blue because he's cold, because he don't have blood. All he told me was these creatures are flesh and bone, but not flesh and blood. I don't know what that means exactly. I kind of think I do, but I don't know. That one stood at his feet. Then they chill him down so he can go down to commune with Apollo. Uh, but again, why the guy covered in blood and the blue thing that's not charged? Because it wasn't charged up. They need the blood to charge up. Okay, think of like robots that work on blood, something like that.

• 1:44:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:44:11Kurt Metzger?

  But you got positive and negative. That's a very important part of the ceremony. I don't, I don't know exactly why.

• 1:44:16Duncan Trussell?

  What is that? The, hold on, the Yara Mara, what is that? Are you pulling up there? He's, they're looking like, you guys are great. So there's creatures covered in blood? Like, let's identify what this is. Bloody cryptid humanoid? What the fuck is this?

• 1:44:28Kurt Metzger?

  In Phoenix?

• 1:44:30Duncan Trussell?

  What is that?

• 1:44:31Kurt Metzger?

  I imagine it's something like that, but I don't know.

• 1:44:33Duncan Trussell?

  Well, it's good to, the child eating blood sucker. Now, that, that's.

• 1:44:36Kurt Metzger?

  That's a different thing.

• 1:44:37Duncan Trussell?

  Go back to the blood covered, blood covered.

• 1:44:40Kurt Metzger?

  But I've never heard or seen this anywhere. There's a, see, all I'm listening for is a story I ain't heard before. And I've never heard anything like this in my whole life.

• 1:44:48Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, keep going.

• 1:44:49Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so you're not gonna find on Google. I like the Mothman. Somebody's got a good sketch about how the Mothman's concept is all over the place. Cause he's like talking to the Mothman. He's like, I'm not all over the place, but it is.

• 1:45:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:45:02Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Oh, tantric. Actually, good, great work. Polare, oh, good work. Polarity rituals.

• 1:45:11Kurt Metzger?

  Internal shadow work. Carl Jung is a minor priest of a cult that is based on Abraxas.

• 1:45:17Duncan Trussell?

  You sound like Freud.

• 1:45:21Kurt Metzger?

  Are you trying to say I look like an Austro-Hungarian Jewish intellectual? Cause I was.

• 1:45:25Duncan Trussell?

  Coke head?

• 1:45:26Kurt Metzger?

  You look like an Austro-Hungarian Jewish coke head. So, um, anyway, they, you know, then you die and they're, they're projecting you into wherever Apollo is. Apollo, who's also, by the way, according to Nathan, is Nimrod. Uh, but is also Lucifer, the light bringer. That's who they all, Apollo Capital. Conrad Black works for Apollo Capital. Oracle, Larry Ellison's company Oracle. What does an oracle do? Nobody knows what his company does, but I know what the Oracle of Delphi did. What is, um, Palantir? Palantir's the crystal ball from fucking Lord of the Rings. It's all about telling the future. So when you hear about Project Looking Glass, the thing that Candace Owens brought up, that's crazy. Don't worry about the details.

• 1:46:09Kurt Metzger?

  Worry about the themes. What is the theme? Finding out the future.

• 1:46:12Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:46:13Kurt Metzger?

  How do I find out the future? I make a deal with a thing and I give it blood and it tells me what I want to know.

• 1:46:18Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:46:18Kurt Metzger?

  They've been doing it forever.

• 1:46:19Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:46:20Kurt Metzger?

  Now, astro genetics, that Van Dusen book I brought up.

• 1:46:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:46:23Kurt Metzger?

  That's about how your genetics is affected by astral symbols. You gotta keep this in mind. The astrology you've heard is all bullshit. Okay? They're not gonna let normal people have it.

• 1:46:33Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:46:33Kurt Metzger?

  You could probably dig it up. There's a 13th astrological sign, which someone will tell you is a dragon, but it is, but it's Apollo.

• 1:46:41Duncan Trussell?

  Whoa.

• 1:46:43Kurt Metzger?

  That's the one they're working off of. That's when Reagans have Gene Dixon, the scientist, come to their house.

• 1:46:48Duncan Trussell?

  Look, look, look.

• 1:46:50Kurt Metzger?

  There you go. There you go. The serpent bearer. That's the serpent Messiah. There you go. The Gnostic Niels gave me all these.

• 1:47:00Duncan Trussell?

  Can we go back to the, to the?

• 1:47:02Kurt Metzger?

  So, so during certain times.

• 1:47:05Duncan Trussell?

  Go back to the description of what this is, the, the AI.

• 1:47:11Kurt Metzger?

  A man wrestling a serpent.

• 1:47:15Duncan Trussell?

  A man wrestling a serpent. Those born under this sun.

• 1:47:17Kurt Metzger?

  Why it's excluded, that's a horseshoe reason.

• 1:47:20Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, so what, what, what is November 29th to December 18th?

• 1:47:23Kurt Metzger?

  Now, here's the crazy thing that every girl in my life knows about, but I never heard. NASA was going to announce this new sign because they said the stars had changed position. And I was like, why would NASA be in charge of that? And my girlfriend goes, well, they're not. It's just that it would affect. I gotta, why is the press?

• 1:47:39Duncan Trussell?

  Look, look, the agency explained that Ophicus is a 13th constellation that's always existed, but was intentionally admitted.

• 1:47:47Kurt Metzger?

  Why is NASA talking about this?

• 1:47:48Duncan Trussell?

  By ancient Babylonians when they established the 12th time zodiac. What?

• 1:47:53Kurt Metzger?

  Get ready for the externalization of the hierarchy, motherfucker, because NASA, you know, the Nazi group that's occultic.

• 1:47:58Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck dude.

• 1:48:00Kurt Metzger?

  So, so look at-

• 1:48:01Duncan Trussell?

  Why the confusion? Earth's axis has shifted over the last 3,000 years, altering the sun's alignment with constellations compared to Babylon.

• 1:48:08Kurt Metzger?

  They're trying to bring Apollo in. That's gonna be your Antichrist. And by the way, the term Antichrist? The, in the Bible, the scripture is, "There will be Antichrists

• 1:48:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:18Kurt Metzger?

  among you."

• 1:48:19Duncan Trussell?

  Plural, yeah.

• 1:48:20Kurt Metzger?

  The people calling the Antichrist one guy? They're mistaking the beast from Revelation as the, however, that might be what it is. Because what I didn't understand when I was younger, and I would argue with stupid Christians that don't even know what's in their fucking Bible, because I'm from a control group cult that happens to-

• 1:48:37Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:38Kurt Metzger?

  really stick to it.

• 1:48:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:48:40Kurt Metzger?

  Um, what I didn't get is that Revelation is a play to these people. It's not a prophecy. It's Shakespeare. It's a somersault play to be put on over and over again to reset-

• 1:48:50Duncan Trussell?

  This is what Teal was acting like you could revise the play.

• 1:48:54Kurt Metzger?

  Right. That's exactly, and he believes it because he's from a serpent worshipper cult, probably Ophites, but it's from the Templars. The Templars are where all this bad shit has come from, such as world banks. Not the Jews, the Templars. They hooked up with the assassins in Iran, which is a mystical order from Persia. You know, the Aryans? Aryan means Iranian.

• 1:49:18Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, sure, alright.

• 1:49:19Kurt Metzger?

  What does that mean, though? It means noble. So nobles, so think of all the nobles.

• 1:49:23Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:49:24Kurt Metzger?

  They're Aryans. That's why Hitler was upset. Hitler is a minor figure, dude. He's a moon child. He's some vessel. That's in the files. They explain Hitler stayed in a poorhouse run by the Rothschilds and the Epsteins, who have served the Rothschilds for many centuries. That's all in the files. You're gonna watch all these people act like it's no big deal because they need it to be no big deal, and it's gonna work. It's gonna work.

• 1:49:46Duncan Trussell?

  Right, of course.

• 1:49:47Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Ari, uh, well, okay. Aryan with an I is very different. Aryan with an I means you don't think Jesus was God, you think he was God's son. He was a created subordinate.

• 1:49:57Duncan Trussell?

  There you go.

• 1:49:57Kurt Metzger?

  Aryan with a Y-

• 1:49:59Duncan Trussell?

  Sanskrit.

• 1:50:00Kurt Metzger?

  Sanskrit. Why do rich people love Indian shit so much?

• 1:50:03Duncan Trussell?

  It means free, or free.

• 1:50:05Kurt Metzger?

  Noble. Okay. Now, this is, uh, uh, okay, see that? Noble, honorable, or free. It means royalty. Who's truly free? The royals, not you, motherfucker.

• 1:50:15Duncan Trussell?

  Right. The, the oligarchs, they have all the same laws.

• 1:50:17Kurt Metzger?

  All of Trump's bullshit, because Trump's bloodline goes back to the Scottish right, but it ain't, it ain't like the others. That's why they don't like him. He's not a working man, the way like other people are, but he is in the scheme of these people. He's not rebelling against the system. The golden age, which is in those texts. They're all competing to bring about the golden age, all of them. So the techno Satanist fuckers, they want to do it through mass initiation through Pokemon. Shit like that.

• 1:50:45Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:50:46Kurt Metzger?

  The old fashioned organic Zio fucking fuckers, they want hands on Molotov. The old ways of the old religion.

• 1:50:55Kurt Metzger?

  There's your two factions. There ain't no white hats and black hats. There's your factions. All of them are the serpent race. It's called. That's what Freemasonry. So, so the sons of Cain.

• 1:51:06Duncan Trussell?

  Brings us back to the Vatican.

• 1:51:09Kurt Metzger?

  The Nagas in Hinduism, right? So I couldn't understand the connection for a long time, but that's because theosophy you've heard of.

• 1:51:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure.

• 1:51:19Kurt Metzger?

  That was the British nobles, the Aryans of England, who by the way, had come out of Austria at this point. Um, they're introducing eastern philosophy to us. Here's what we need for a one world Star Trek. We gotta get rid of all the religions like Judaism, Christianity and Muslim. Those are just like my religion. They serve their purpose. We need something else now. Now here's why, if you like Jesus, what I think about Jesus. The whole point of Jesus is these assholes have been doing this for years. The story of Jesus is Herod reads the stars and he knows somebody's coming. They're all doing this. Casper Hauser, the statue in the Netherlands, he's probably Harry Potter. Kid was kept under a crawl space till he was 17.

• 1:52:03Kurt Metzger?

  Because someone read a chart and knew he might be a problem for them.

• 1:52:06Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:52:06Kurt Metzger?

  And he came out and said, I'm a nobleman. My name's Casper Hauser. And there's a statue of Casper. It's with a K, Casper.

• 1:52:13Kurt Metzger?

  Casper.

• 1:52:16Kurt Metzger?

  It's not Howitzer, Hauser.

• 1:52:19Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, he was one of the Owls.

• 1:52:20Kurt Metzger?

  H A U Z. H A U Z E R. There you go, Hauser, oh with an S. Casper Hauser. I'm guessing that that guy is, um, who Harry Potter is based on.

• 1:52:33Duncan Trussell?

  Who have grown up in the total isolation of a darkened cell. His claims and his subsequent death from a stab wound sparked much

• 1:52:42Duncan Trussell?

  a member of the Grand Dukel House of Baden, hidden away because of dynastic intrigue.

• 1:52:47Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, they're really, wow, that's a quite a way to say that. Someone read the astrology with the 13 signs that just now NASA was saying. And they go, just like a child shall be born in Bethlehem.

• 1:52:59Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, it's saying, uh, uh, you're wrong because a scientific study ruled out Hauser's descent.

• 1:53:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, was it, was it a scientific study, was it?

• 1:53:07Duncan Trussell?

  Of course.

• 1:53:08Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, well, I guess, you know what, I stand corrected.

• 1:53:11Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:53:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, they wouldn't have made a statue to him if he was just some guy. There's a statue to him. You understand that? So that, just how the first Trump assassination, just so you know, is from the books of Exodus. To signal that you want to be a servant of the nation of Israel, you put ram's blood on your right ear and your wrist and your ankle. Remember Trump lost a shoe?

• 1:53:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's a ceremony to signal, serve, you serve Israel. It's, Chabad is who's behind that. Charlie Kirk, who died on that fucking pentagram that the Mormons are in on?

• 1:53:45Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:45Kurt Metzger?

  Cause they're hardcore Zionists. He was an unblemished lamb. He had to go in the neck because that's how the nefesh in a kosher slaughter of a, of livestock? Or Goy? They were gonna kill him when he was president.

• 1:53:58Duncan Trussell?

  Look at this, wait, real quick, what the fuck is that? Is that Casper Hauser? Why is that, why is that $13,000?

• 1:54:07Kurt Metzger?

  A figure shrouded in enigma and intrigue because these-

• 1:54:10Duncan Trussell?

  Why is he getting banged? What is this shit, dude?

• 1:54:13Kurt Metzger?

  Do I have to tell you?

• 1:54:14Duncan Trussell?

  Don't want to, it's over. This one's over. Mystery Boys is over. I'm going home to burn my kids' Pokemon cards.

• 1:54:20Kurt Metzger?

  Quite a thing to sit on.

• 1:54:21Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:54:23Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so I just want to say the final thing, so we just, I promised the ultimate secret of the whole thing and we're gonna get it. Let me just say it. Uh, it's in the, it's in the text and, uh, and we can, uh, read it together and then, uh, we can wrap it up.

• 1:54:35Duncan Trussell?

  Together.

• 1:54:37Kurt Metzger?

  Um, well, let's see. Uh, buh buh buh buh, social circus controlled.

• 1:54:43Duncan Trussell?

  It's all supposedly from deep space travel stuff?

• 1:54:50Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, the spirits were playing people too. They thought the people were disgusting. When he'd communed with Jupiter slash Baal slash whatever, in, and instead of Apollo, like they wanted to get me. Cause Apollo gives them messages of who to kill and who to position in places. That's why they're doing that. That's why, okay, that's why that Reverend Sun Yat-moon was making a spirit radio. You know, spirit radios and shit?

• 1:55:11Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I know about Teslas, like, you mean the Tesla coil?

• 1:55:13Kurt Metzger?

  Tesla might have been working with Nazis, by the way. Okay. Um, the people aren't master orchestrators and the very top ones infest themselves with parasites of sorts and infect themselves with energetic virus of sort. You get high from it. He told me that the rituals he went through, he goes, dude, these things they put in you, you gotta understand what it feels like. There is noth- there is no drug that compares to some fucking uh, uh, uh, magical parasite that they put in your fucking body to stimulate the parts of your brain. And these things can work your brain like a keyboard.

• 1:55:46Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:55:46Kurt Metzger?

  That's why, that's why Chris Bledsoe, who we talked about with those two guys.

• 1:55:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:55:51Kurt Metzger?

  He's from King Henry the S bloodline.

• 1:55:53Duncan Trussell?

  Bledsoe said so. Great podcast.

• 1:55:54Kurt Metzger?

  And when Bledsoe, by the way, under hypnosis, the ma- he was screaming bloody murder. He had a very traumatic experience and swore to push the Lady Hathor's teachings. Hathor is the same one Crowley was into, by the way.

• 1:56:06Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't know that.

• 1:56:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. He has an altar to Hathor. A lot of these UFO people have been commanded to make altars.

• 1:56:13Duncan Trussell?

  To Hathor?

• 1:56:15Kurt Metzger?

  Whoever the fuck's talking to him. Who knows who you're talking to? How would you know? If I can look in your head and poke your brain and make you feel love, you know who the fuck you're talking to?

• 1:56:23Duncan Trussell?

  But let me just say this, in defense of all of them, if you could call monkeys and tell them that you are God, wouldn't you do that? Like, if there was a way I could telepathically?

• 1:56:32Kurt Metzger?

  Don't people do- Michael Jackson did that to a monkey, didn't he?

• 1:56:37Kurt Metzger?

  Didn't Michael Jackson do-

• 1:56:38Duncan Trussell?

  But can you blame higher intelligence things for like telling us to, like, I would do that.

• 1:56:43Kurt Metzger?

  Higher intelligence things, if you want to believe the Jesus story, that you don't have to believe, but your wife believes it.

• 1:56:47Duncan Trussell?

  I believe it.

• 1:56:48Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. When they were making these moon children to bring down Baal and have a human avatar or whatever, they fucked up. And they brought something down they didn't expect, which is probably God's, like the sting. And then they killed him. So, uh, what's your buddy's name? Mitch, Mitch, uh, Satanwits? He'll tell you, and a lot of people that are scholars will tell you that Jesus is a failed Messiah because he got killed. But they don't understa- well, I bet he does understand. The reason they don't like Jesus, it, imagine a bill collector harassing you and you have a legal loophole-

• 1:57:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:57:21Kurt Metzger?

  To tell him to fuck off.

• 1:57:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:57:23Kurt Metzger?

  That's what it is.

• 1:57:24Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:57:24Kurt Metzger?

  They breached, they're all about legalisms and corporatism.

• 1:57:27Duncan Trussell?

  Sure.

• 1:57:27Kurt Metzger?

  Satanism is corporatism. Satanism is corporatism. A hundred percent.

• 1:57:33Duncan Trussell?

  Sure.

• 1:57:34Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So that's why when they act like-

• 1:57:35Duncan Trussell?

  I see where you're going there.

• 1:57:37Kurt Metzger?

  That's what it is. When they act like rebels and shit, they're not rebels. Satan runs the world. The adversary? I don't know his name, but the, the Satan is the adversary of you, motherfucker. Well, maybe a bloodline, maybe not. But they fucking, uh, Jesus is a loophole. And they're, so imagine the Adam and Eve story. I don't know what it is, the real story. Eve eats some fruit she shouldn't. Now, it wasn't an apple in the thing. They didn't have apples then, but probably a persimmon. I don't know what the fuck.

• 1:58:02Duncan Trussell?

  Who knows?

• 1:58:03Kurt Metzger?

  But let's say it's an apple. Let's just keep it in the, in the imagery, the Pokemon imagery we've all been programmed with. She eats an apple. What's the worm in the apple? Probably a parasite. She gets initiated. She's initiated right out of the fucking garden. The parasite is the thing that makes her mortal. They weren't gonna die before, but you'll have knowledge of, you'll evolve. They always talk about evolution, these fucking Satan. They're all about eugenics.

• 1:58:25Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, I think technically, no. Technically, the apple gives you knowledge of good and evil. The tree of life makes you immortal. They were gonna die, but they, they didn't want them to-

• 1:58:35Kurt Metzger?

  They weren't allowed to eat from the tree of life because they ate from the tree of knowledge. So it's a parasite. So think of bioengineering and biohacking and why blood drinking would be prohibited and what you could catch from a blood, drinking blood. I've already been told that the people that do like Marshall can't, Marshall vampirism, when you, you're, you're, let's say we're in battle together. It may happen soon.

• 1:58:54Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:58:55Kurt Metzger?

  And you've fallen bad on I drink your blood as you die. Why am I doing that? Because it forms a uh uh quantum entanglement and I can actually peer into the afterlife because of uh taking in your blood at the time of your death. There's people that work in hospitals that'll do that to patients that are dying because they get visions out of it. Looking glass, I want to know the future, I want to extra info that people don't have. How do I get it? From these non-human entities, I just gotta give them shit they want. I just gotta do some gross shit no one would ever do. And that's the secret of success. The the whole goal of Star Wars, the Reagan program. That's why these scientists are missing, they were all part of Star Wars. Uh play that like that clip I gave you, will you? Of uh Paul Benacci? What the fuck is this lady?

• 1:59:37Duncan Trussell?

  That lady?

• 1:59:38Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, we don't need her.

• 1:59:39Duncan Trussell?

  Hello, hello.

• 1:59:40Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, you're sixty-three, I mean, look, I've done maybe it worse. Oh, there's the patch. The ritual my friend was in was to make up for the Clementine thing fucking up is called Project Jehovah. To reconstitute Bale into a human avatar, but why? Because they were going to create the Luciferian world order and they were gonna have a spirit. So their bloodlines? Your body's a vessel that could hold these things.

• 2:00:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:00:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's why people that dissociate are so important. Because I need you out of your fucking body.

• 2:00:09Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:00:09Kurt Metzger?

  I need you to meditate like an Indian dipshit. While I take your body and do what I want. Get it? Get the scamp? Get the fucking scamp? So they were gonna put us, and that's what in the Alice Bailey book. And Horowitz will know about Alice Bailey, I'm sure he will. Maitreya, you ever hear of that?

• 2:00:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, the the.

• 2:00:26Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's another. The one guy they were calling Maitreya. He stopped doing it. He got mad, uh I can't remember, not Yogananda, I forget the guy's name.

• 2:00:34Duncan Trussell?

  Technically, Maitreya represents like the second coming of Christ, it's another.

• 2:00:38Kurt Metzger?

  You ever hear of the Christ consciousness, a thing that means nothing? Wait, I sent you the video, it's Paul Benacci explaining what Star Wars was. It was the last thing I want you to remember because this is a little caper on. What was Ray, because Reagan was into astrology, was he not?

• 2:00:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 2:00:51Kurt Metzger?

  They're all into it, Reagan was another puppet. Um here you go, Tanner. Now, Paul Benacci, from the Franklin scandal, I have never seen this until just now.

• 2:01:00Duncan Trussell?

  I can't wait to see this, I don't want to see it, but.

• 2:01:03Kurt Metzger?

  So

• 2:01:04Duncan Trussell?

  Let's watch. I wanted to

• 2:01:05Kurt Metzger?

  Cause the real shit

• 2:01:06Duncan Trussell?

  Heat a recipe. We had a baker here.

• 2:01:07Kurt Metzger?

  Real shit at NASA happens underground.

• 2:01:09Duncan Trussell?

  We're

• 2:01:10Kurt Metzger?

  They were planning. Uh, you can still hear Glenn Beck when he talks to AI George Washington pushing the Luciferian system. Glenn Beck's uh, an occultist. I promise you. I promise you.

• 2:01:19Duncan Trussell?

  That's horrible to think. Cause

• 2:01:21Kurt Metzger?

  Why? A lot of people

• 2:01:22Duncan Trussell?

  Because I want occultists to be cool.

• 2:01:24Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Mitch Horowitz is cool. He's got a chain wallet.

• 2:01:26Duncan Trussell?

  Come on. Ha ha. It's lots of us.

• 2:01:29Kurt Metzger?

  Did you get it?

• 2:01:30Duncan Trussell?

  You lose your wallet. It falls. You need it on a chain.

• 2:01:33Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's raining right now. Okay. That's exactly right. You need your wallet.

• 2:01:36Duncan Trussell?

  You need to like it's, I, I would, I'm gonna get a chain wallet.

• 2:01:40Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Let's play Paul. Now Paul Benacci, who's, who was forced to make snuff films that Hunter S. Thompson directed, which I first thought, no, it's not Hunter S. Thompson. And then, you know, I thought for three seconds and realized, of course it is. Now play this part.

• 2:01:55Speaker 06

  In fact, their program was, was named Star Wars was in fact, a program in which we were taken aboard so-called alien spacecrafts which

• 2:02:06Duncan Trussell?

  Hold on. Why? Who is this again? Who is this guy? Why do we have to believe? Who is he?

• 2:02:10Kurt Metzger?

  Just listen to the story and don't get hung up. I thought you got all this Buddhist training to like, listen. Okay.

• 2:02:15Duncan Trussell?

  I can listen, but I mean, I

• 2:02:17Speaker 06

  We were taken aboard so-called alien spacecrafts which were in tunnels in Colorado, which were not real spaceships, nor were they real aliens. We were simply induced with drugs so that we would not render reality to anything that we would see. And later on, if we ever relayed this information, it would come out and appear as if we were crazy.

• 2:02:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Why does he talk like that? Question? Why does he talk like that?

• 2:02:46Duncan Trussell?

  He's drugged up, lobotomized.

• 2:02:48Kurt Metzger?

  Because the people in, in MK Monarch were electrically shocked over and over again to make them forget things, but it doesn't actually work.

• 2:02:55Duncan Trussell?

  But who is, who, who is he? I'm not doubting you.

• 2:02:57Kurt Metzger?

  Paul Benacci, the Franklin scandal. Remember George, at the beginning of the podcast, we saw George Poppy Bush?

• 2:03:02Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 2:03:03Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that guy's a fucking demon and a half. And that motherfucker who only liked children, by the way, if you know what I mean. Uh, he was part of this organization. He's part of the Anglophile network. You know, Britain, when Britain got us back in World War I under, as a colony.

• 2:03:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:03:19Kurt Metzger?

  So the Colboy scandal, the Washington Colboy scandal.

• 2:03:22Duncan Trussell?

  Okay. I got you. I remember.

• 2:03:23Kurt Metzger?

  Remember the Dodd-Frank Act that was so big to dumb shit liberals? And by the way, Barney Frank later helped reverse the Dodd-Frank Act himself.

• 2:03:32Kurt Metzger?

  So Barney Frank was dating.

• 2:03:34Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, I know what this is now. So wait, I'm sorry. You gotta, you gotta slow down for, you gotta slow down for me here so I could catch up. Paul, but he was a victim of this prostitution ring. But why did, why was he?

• 2:03:46Kurt Metzger?

  Child in foster care.

• 2:03:47Duncan Trussell?

  It seemed like he was in jail or something. He seemed like an inmate or something.

• 2:03:50Kurt Metzger?

  Now, I love this. Grand jury has concluded. It was a carefully crafted hoax. So what themes keep popping up in history of America? Mass child rape.

• 2:04:01Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:04:02Kurt Metzger?

  You're a liar.

• 2:04:03Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 2:04:03Kurt Metzger?

  It's a hoax. Your leaders are good people that wouldn't do that. Do you notice how everything sucks and it's not getting better? Do you think it's because the leaders aren't doing this? Or do you think they have control over you with stupid shit 24/7? Because I think it's the latter thing. I think all the stupid fucking shit every idiot you know talks about. Baseball.

• 2:04:25Kurt Metzger?

  There's your matrix dipshits and it works beautifully. And your dumb kids are gonna go die in Iran for dark occultists. And wait till you see it. Your Sam Harris, mother wrote, created the Golden Girls. Sam Harris, he goes, actually, it's a good idea and there's also no such thing as free will. Because the goal has always been to enslave you. They say law and order, but you can't have law without order. That's a quote from Ronald Reagan to a sex slave.

• 2:04:53Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, uh, mystery voice is brought to you by BlueChew. BlueChew.com.

• 2:04:58Kurt Metzger?

  The power of Ba'al in the palm of your dick.

• 2:05:03Duncan Trussell?

  This has been my favorite episode.

• 2:05:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, we just exposed what aliens are. The Luciferian hierarchy or Apollo, excuse me. That's why we have the Olympics. Christians were mad at the Olympics, remember? Because you, why do you have a thing that look like a demonic?

• 2:05:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it looks evil.

• 2:05:17Kurt Metzger?

  Why is a Christian going to the Olympics, fucktard? Not, not you. But like, it's a eugenics festival.

• 2:05:25Duncan Trussell?

  Fucktard.

• 2:05:26Kurt Metzger?

  No, not you.

• 2:05:27Duncan Trussell?

  You didn't mean me.

• 2:05:28Kurt Metzger?

  This shit. Was any Christians out there offended by this? Why don't you pull your head out of your ass? Because it's a eugenics festival to pagan gods that you supposedly don't worship. So what are you upset about? Oh, Disney's woke. Disney was founded by Artur Beek, AKA Walt Disney, an incestuous.

• 2:05:45Duncan Trussell?

  His name was Artur Beek?

• 2:05:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 2:05:47Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up Artur Beek?

• 2:05:48Kurt Metzger?

  Do you think that's gonna be on here?

• 2:05:50Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know.

• 2:05:51Kurt Metzger?

  It's not.

• 2:05:52Duncan Trussell?

  Why is he Artur Beek? What does that mean? Why is that his name?

• 2:05:55Kurt Metzger?

  Cause he's a Hungarian.

• 2:05:57Duncan Trussell?

  Artur Bickle.

• 2:05:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's a false claim. Never mind, it's a false claim. AI told me I was fake, so.

• 2:06:03Duncan Trussell?

  You, you, listen.

• 2:06:05Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, if you know anybody that you say something and they ask chat GPT, do you feel bad for them a little bit? Cause I do.

• 2:06:11Duncan Trussell?

  Well, that's just what.

• 2:06:12Kurt Metzger?

  Kim Kong does that. Wait, let me ask Rock. Why would you ask the fucking homunculus?

• 2:06:18Duncan Trussell?

  I'm asking you, Artur Beek, cause the name sounds cool. I want it to be real.

• 2:06:23Kurt Metzger?

  So Anya Wick, who is the fraternal twin sister of Shia LaBeouf. And I believe her. Uh, she explains it. She explains the whole cult here. There she is, right there.

• 2:06:33Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 2:06:33Kurt Metzger?

  They're not gonna, again, you understand? Remember COVID where they suppressed information?

• 2:06:38Duncan Trussell?

  I remember.

• 2:06:39Kurt Metzger?

  Why is everybody going, look, go Google it? I'm telling you shit you ain't gonna get from Google.

• 2:06:43Duncan Trussell?

  You can't blame people for saying, Google it with some of the things you're saying.

• 2:06:47Kurt Metzger?

  I absolutely can.

• 2:06:47Duncan Trussell?

  Why? We wanna, we wanna go deeper.

• 2:06:50Kurt Metzger?

  But that's how you.

• 2:06:51Duncan Trussell?

  Not to refute you, it's like, is it real? Is it deep?

• 2:06:53Kurt Metzger?

  This conspiracy is like a duck's vagina. There's a lot of fake paths and fake channels. And you gotta take your corkscrew duck penis.

• 2:07:00Duncan Trussell?

  Have you ever tried to go down on a duck? It's a nightmare.

• 2:07:03Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not Chinese, okay? No, I haven't. I believe in Christ and I, he didn't say this, but I took this away from him. Don't go down on ducks. And now it's not, I can't quote it, chapter and verse. Don't Google Christ saying it. It's not gonna be there. Anyway, there's your mystery. Your government's been making, uh, genetic engineering parasites. Uh, so you can pick up discarded entities that your leaders serve. Uh, space, uh, Star Wars was actually underground. It wasn't a satellite thing. It was to create the hierarchy. Some people call it the Black Awakening if they're extremely Bible beater-y, but that's what the Black Awakening is. All of a sudden, you're gonna see sudden murders and shootings out of nowhere. Sound familiar? They've been doing it the whole time. Trauma-based mind control.

• 2:07:48Kurt Metzger?

  9/11, everything changed after 9/11. Yeah, it sure did, didn't it?

• 2:07:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 2:07:53Kurt Metzger?

  I didn't know there was a third building until this year.

• 2:07:55Duncan Trussell?

  No, I didn't either.

• 2:07:56Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, why? I didn't know they knew the guys flew the plane because they found their passport in the rubble. If you told me that then, I wouldn't have believed it.

• 2:08:04Duncan Trussell?

  I, I have to go home to my kids and if I, now it's gonna seem like people are gonna say, "Look, Duncan's cutting off Metzger as he gets to the real truth." We will, guys-

• 2:08:12Kurt Metzger?

  And I appreciate it. Keep it up.

• 2:08:14Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, I'm not. I have four kids. I gotta go home. My wife's gonna fucking kill me. I feel like-

• 2:08:20Kurt Metzger?

  Don't send her to space camp.

• 2:08:21Duncan Trussell?

  White claws. I'm gonna come home, stick in a white claws. I'll be like, "You don't understand." Metzger was revealing the truth behind all things, babe.

• 2:08:32Kurt Metzger?

  Look, I'm as surprised as you are. I didn't think I'd be doing it today.

• 2:08:35Duncan Trussell?

  I'm glad you did.

• 2:08:36Kurt Metzger?

  All right, well-

• 2:08:37Duncan Trussell?

  And we signed, which means-

• 2:08:39Kurt Metzger?

  Another mystery boy's mystery.

• 2:08:41Duncan Trussell?

  We'll see you next week with more mojito recipes. Thank you guys for tuning in.

• 2:08:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, and I signed the thing, so this, people may see it. We got a lot on tape. All right.

• 2:08:51Duncan Trussell?

  Bye, you guys.

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