Neil deGrasse Tyson Vs. The Moon Landing | FILE_17 | Mystery Boys

🎟️ Duncan Trussell Tour: http://duncantrussell.com/tour🎙️ Kurt Metzger Tour: https://punchup.live/kurtmetzger🎤 Follow Neil deGrasse Tyson: http://instagram.com/neildegrassetyson SPONSORS: Our listeners get up to 30% off their entire order at https://undrdog.com New DraftKings customers, sign up with code MYSTERY spend five bucks to get $200 in rewards within 21 days - includes all markets. Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. the moon landing. Welcome to Mystery Boys, the podcast from YMH Studios hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell. This week, Expert to Expert convenes and the astrophysicist and StarTalk host calls in to answer the only questions that matter: what exactly is the universe expanding into, would aliens find us hopelessly ugly, and how big does your ego have to be to think an alien crossed the galaxy just to probe you. Duncan pitches him Wet Goddess, the novel about a man who dated a dolphin, and Neil writes the title down. The investigation runs through his new book Lost In Space: 5,000 Facts for Navigating the Universe, neutrinos arriving at IceCube from the wrong direction, whether there is any real difference between top secret science and published science, Barbenheimer, the sea rising to the Statue of Liberty's left elbow, the James Webb Space Telescope finding galaxies that formed too early, rods from God, micronovas and lost civilizations, and the elephant nobody would believe in either. Then it turns adversarial. Kurt tells Neil deGrasse Tyson that "NASA doesn't lie" is a false premise, Duncan reads him the part about the Apollo 11 telemetry tapes being erased and reused, and Neil explains why he does not argue with conspiracy theorists and asks the boys to stay in their lane. He signs off. The Mystery Boys award him the Official Mystery Voice Science Award anyway, in absentia, and then the episode leaves the atmosphere: Devon Galore's mirror song, Kurt Debus and the rocket men who built the American space program, a Florida man and his flock camera, pre-trigger as a new medical condition, how to summon a succubus, the diaries of Marvin Minsky and Erwin Schrödinger, and a full descent into PSL scores, looksmaxxing, bone smashing, blackpill mathematics and Low Tier Normie. Also: UAP hearings and why nobody will just bring out the alien, Take Me to Your Leader as toilet reading, whether Neil deGrasse Tyson would take acid, why you can only kiss yourself on the lips, the interview gets graded by the two people who conducted it, and Buster ruins the outro. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys File_017 http://instagram.com/duncantrussellhttp://instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedyhttp://instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcasthttp://store.ymhstudios.com Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-426-2537, 1-800-697-3738. Connecticut: call 888-789-7777, visit https://CCPG.org. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino in Kansas. Bet tax pass-through may apply in Illinois. Twenty one plus. Void in Canada. Bet with DraftKings Sportsbook to get Bonus bets that expire in seven days OR Trade with DraftKings Predictions to get Predictions Dollars that expire in one year. Event contract trading involves risk of loss. Predictions offer void in New York. Non-withdrawable Rewards issued as Fifty dollar click-to-claims every seven days for twenty-one days. Terms at https://dkng.co/offer. Limited time offer. Nationwide based on Sportsbook, Predictions, and Free-to-Play Sports Contest availability. Varies by State. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:22 - Welcome Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson (not Mike) 00:01:09 - What is the universe expanding into? 00:02:59 - Lost in Space + Take Me To Your Leader 00:09:45 - The abduction/probing theory 00:11:54 - Science communicators vs. witch burners 00:19:52 - Neutrinos, IceCube and the wrong direction 00:23:12 - Top secret vs. published science 00:26:46 - Barbenheimer 00:27:27 - NASA doesn't lie' — Kurt vs. Neil 00:32:07 - The missing moon landing footage 00:34:35 - Why Neil won't argue with conspiracy theorists 00:39:56 - Micronovas, solar dust and lost civilizations 00:42:46 - James Webb's too-early galaxies 00:45:52 - Rods from God 00:48:35 - Are earthquakes speeding up? 00:50:13 - How does the world not end in five years?' 00:52:09 - The surveillance state 01:02:41 - Neil signs off 01:03:19 - The award we forgot to give him 01:07:42 - Kurt Debus, the first head of NASA 01:08:42 - The Florida flock camera guy 01:11:01 - Pre-trigger — a new condition 01:21:05 - Marvin Minsky and Schrödinger's diaries 01:24:03 - PSL scores and looksmaxxing 01:30:29 - Blackpill, bone smashing and the Clavicular doc 01:34:34 - Personality still counts 01:35:07 - Low Tier Normie 01:39:19 - We converted Neil deGrasse Tyson' 01:40:58 - Outro / Buster 01:43:34 - Sign-off + credits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaker names marked ? are inferred from speaking time and the show’s known hosts — they are not voice-verified.

• 0:22Kurt Metzger?

  Hi and welcome to Expert to Expert. I'm Professor Jerpsen R. Derp and with me as always is my associate.

• 0:29Duncan Trussell?

  Baby Strawberry.

• 0:30Kurt Metzger?

  And we have a very special guest expert with us today, Mike DeGrasse Tyson, Dr. Tyson.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  Hello. Well, like I said, my first name is Neil.

• 0:43Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  That's different.

• 0:45Duncan Trussell?

  Come on.

• 0:46Kurt Metzger?

  I have.

• 0:48Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, your cousin Mike.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  Really?

• 0:49Kurt Metzger?

  Mike, I remember meeting him twice, like six years apart. Both times he remembered my name. You know, like I don't remember people's names. I should remember. I call most of the people that work here Tanner. But Mike Tyson, the guy that boxes was at a fucking while. Anyway, welcome, Dr. Neil. What do you, what do you got going on? What do you, what are you plugging?

• 1:09Speaker 02

  Well, there's always something, you know, the universe doesn't stop for anyone.

• 1:13Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let me stop you there.

• 1:14Kurt Metzger?

  Whoa. Looks like we got a mystery.

• 1:17Duncan Trussell?

  You, you brought you, this is a question. Anybody who's ever taken acid, this is what, this is how you know it's time to, to, to, to, this is how you know it's time to take Xanax and go to sleep is you find yourself in an argument with somebody about how the universe expands. What is it expanding into? In other words, the idea is the universe is 13.7 billion years old, has some kind of depth to it, but isn't the universe infinite? What's it expanding?

• 1:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can.

• 1:51Kurt Metzger?

  What a stupid question.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I can answer that. I can answer that.

• 1:55Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  We don't, we don't know. That's the answer.

• 2:00Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I thought, I thought I knew the answer.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  It's very simple. I mean, the, the questions at the frontier of modern astrophysics are accessible to the public. The questions are accessible. What was around before the Big Bang? What's the inside of a black hole? What is the, what is dark matter made of? What is dark energy? How is the universe infinite? These are questions any of us can come up and we don't have an answer to any of them yet.

• 2:31Duncan Trussell?

  But philosophically, if you, there, you, there can't be an end because the end would be its own thing.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  I don't presume an answer about the universe. You say presumably, no, I'm not, I'm not going there.

• 2:46Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 2:47Speaker 02

  I'm saying, I don't know. We're gonna look. We're gonna invent new telescopes and have new smart people born after this generation that'll apply their intellect to those very questions.

• 2:59Kurt Metzger?

  Is this now, is this in your new book is a, it's like a.

• 3:02Duncan Trussell?

  Lost in Space.

• 3:04Kurt Metzger?

  The compendium of facts about space, correct?

• 3:06Speaker 02

  Lost in Space. This book follows my previous book of just a few months ago called.

• 3:10Duncan Trussell?

  Take Me to Your Leader.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Called Take Me to Your Leaders. That one, just to get you ready for your first alien encounter, whenever that might happen. It's like the physics and the technologies of what that would be and how that would be like. And the assumptions you should not make if you encountered such an alien. Like if that alien walked up to you and it has some appendage sticking out in front of it, don't grab it and shake it. You don't know what part of the alien anatomy that is.

• 3:39Kurt Metzger?

  Funny you just said that. Go ahead and show the man. It's crazy what you just said.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 3:45Duncan Trussell?

  You are welcome to shake my appendage.

• 3:47Kurt Metzger?

  Now, in this case, it, it did pay off to shake it, but that's a good, it's still good advice.

• 3:52Duncan Trussell?

  Why we came here?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  I'm saying you just don't know. So it's advice like that and just to, just to bring the dialogue and the conversation into the realm of physics rather than people's speculations. And so, so that's that. But Lost in Space is like a compendium of 5,000 facts about the universe that you just pick up, go to any page and read any fact. And my goal is you'll be so absorbed, you can't then put the book down.

• 4:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  And the book was published by National Geographic, so it's just a gorgeous book. You just, you have to leave it out for everybody to see.

• 4:35Kurt Metzger?

  I'm taking a lot more shit, so I can already tell. You, you, I can't wait to take a shit just hearing about it.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  So I, I don't think they call them toilet books.

• 4:45Kurt Metzger?

  They call them coffee table books. But, uh, you know, it's, you gotta be a little classy about it.

• 4:50Speaker 02

  That's a tagline. Great to take a shit with. That's, you know, it did not occur to me.

• 4:55Duncan Trussell?

  I have a coffee table in front of my toilet.

• 4:57Kurt Metzger?

  I'll tell you another great book to give.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 5:00Kurt Metzger?

  So Lost in Space, and it's a perfect companion to another book called Wet Goddess. You know what that is?

• 5:05Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 5:06Kurt Metzger?

  You'll never guess what it is.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:08Kurt Metzger?

  It's a, a book.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  I don't know what it is.

• 5:09Kurt Metzger?

  Autobiographical novel about a guy that used to bang a dolphin in the seventies. And, uh, you know, so it's, it's a little bit true.

• 5:18Duncan Trussell?

  John Lilly?

• 5:19Kurt Metzger?

  No, a different guy. And he used to go to a water park called Florida Land and swim with the dolphins. And, uh, one thing led to another. The dolphin came on to him is how he tells it. And, uh, yeah, there you go.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  By the way, in New York, when you're swimming with the fishes, that means something different. Just thought of that.

• 5:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, I mean, who, who would, uh, outside of mythology would have carried on like this? Now it is called Florida Land. I would expect to be able to bang a dolphin in Florida Land.

• 5:44Duncan Trussell?

  Neil, dolphins, is he right in assuming dolphins are sexual creatures?

• 5:50Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, look at that, that is.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Well, they're mammals. So they're, so we would understand more about their sexuality than, than snakes or, or ants. I mean, you know, in terms of their reproductive elements, they're mammals. And the mommy dolphin has, gives birth and, and makes milk, right? So, so that's all familiar, but the, it's just odd. Could someone be so bad at meeting the opposite sex that they have to go into the ocean and find sex there? That's just kind of weird to me.

• 6:28Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, no, no offense, you're making a huge assumption here. My guess is he was having so much sex with humans, he was sick of it. And he was like, I'm going in.

• 6:37Kurt Metzger?

  Dolly, that was Dolly the dolphin. You're thinking of the other dolphin.

• 6:40Duncan Trussell?

  No, I'm saying the man who made love to Dolly.

• 6:42Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah, no, yeah.

• 6:43Duncan Trussell?

  Neil is saying perhaps he's having ladies problems. I'm saying no, he had banged so much. He's like, look at him. He's a handsome guy.

• 6:51Kurt Metzger?

  You're saying the Charlie Sheen effect.

• 6:52Duncan Trussell?

  I'm saying he went into the sea and, and, and also, don't you think it like, and I, I, you know, I, I'm sorry for being vulgar. This is his fault. I'm usually very academic. The, don't you think that would be considered of an actual scientific exploration of dolphins to go into the sea and make love to them?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  No, what would be interesting is if you tried to mix sperm and egg from different species and generally that fails, generally, unless you're a species adjacent, like a horse and a donkey.

• 7:26Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  They're species adjacent and they'll produce a mule, for example. A lion and a tiger will produce a liger, all right? Depending on who's male and who's female.

• 7:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you gotta have a sunstone if you want to do an unnatural, we've covered this many times on the show, uh, the sunstone, the leave of AK, et cetera.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Oh, see, you did say it was a novel, right? So.

• 7:49Kurt Metzger?

  He's, but yeah, it's not just some boring dolphin fucking book. Like he spices it up and his main, uh, I don't want to call it the moral of the story, but the biggest main point is that these parks are not a humane way to keep a dolphin, which I think we all could agree on.

• 8:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I agree with that.

• 8:04Kurt Metzger?

  You know, for one thing, people could come in and fuck the dolphin.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  By the way, you said he was handsome. It's not clear whether the dolphin agrees with you.

• 8:10Duncan Trussell?

  That is a great point, but I guess.

• 8:13Kurt Metzger?

  He carried on a nine-month relationship, the grossest amount of time for that.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  It comes up with aliens. It, it's, it comes up with aliens. Aliens will come. Now, holding aside ET, who I guess was cute, but still kind of ugly in my book. Um, and holding aside the grays, which have big eyes and big old heads.

• 8:30Kurt Metzger?

  That's right.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  If you look at Alien and Predator, who are both aliens, they're both extraordinarily ugly, like by design. And of course, they wouldn't be ugly to their own loved ones. So beauty is in the eye of the beholder. An alien coming to earth, I thought this through. They would see, holding aside whether or not we would just be hideously ugly to them, just out of the box, they would see how much effort we put into changing our looks.

• 8:57Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  If you have straight hair, you, you curl it. If you have curly hair, you straighten it. Your hair's too short, you wear a wig. Your eyelashes aren't big enough, you make them longer. You, your, your boobs aren't big enough, you surgically enhance them. Your muscles aren't big enough, you go to the gym. Both sexes invest heavily in changing what you look like.

• 9:18Kurt Metzger?

  Looks maxing. We've covered it many times. We're both looks maxers.

• 9:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. And so to an alien would be, would surely conclude that we think that we are hopelessly ugly to one another.

• 9:31Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, that's sweet.

• 9:32Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, why do they keep fucking us like we're helpless dolphins at a, at a Florida Land park? That's my question. Oh, they think we're ugly. Well, I think they're negging us because they sure do harvest a lot of seed.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Okay, however, the, the, the, the, the softer version of that is all these reports that the aliens came and, you know, anally probe, probed you, right?

• 9:56Kurt Metzger?

  Let's call it what it is. Space, let's call it what it is.

• 10:00Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, technically, that's what it is.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  But think about it.

• 10:04Kurt Metzger?

  If a Puerto Rican did it, you wouldn't call it probing.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Think about, think about how big your ego must be to think that an alien, a space alien would cross the galaxy and then be interested in your butthole.

• 10:22Kurt Metzger?

  That's a great point. And that's why I say they come from here and they're not from the galaxy. Cause why would you go across the galaxy for butthole when you, we got butthole at home?

• 10:30Duncan Trussell?

  I know people who would cross a galaxy for butthole.

• 10:34Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that is a slogan that's pretty good for like an old.

• 10:36Duncan Trussell?

  I there, there are people who would do that. I mean, I'm not, I don't know that the aliens are, are banging us down for sexual reasons.

• 10:44Kurt Metzger?

  In all seriousness, well, I mean, the lore of this goes back into not only all the sci-fi, but all the religions of, for some reason, there's like these, uh, I guess you call them a cross between bestiality and, uh, pedophiles, if they're that much older than us and they gotta come feel us up. Uh, uh, but it's in everything. And then.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  What you're thinking of is you're thinking of the era of the incubus and the succubus. Do you know about those? Yes. Yeah. If you had, if you were male and you had, you know, erotic dreams and this would be embarrassing. So you, you would offload the blame and say a succubus came, which is like a female demon who then aroused you in your sleep. And then if a woman had such dreams, they're, they're female equivalent, then that would be an incubus. And so that, that was sort of religion's way to handle, I think specifically Catholicism, way

• 11:42Speaker 02

  to handle those nighttime experiences. And then in the era of aliens, you know, ever since Roswell, and people talking about aliens, the, when you have sexual experiences at night, then people just say it's aliens.

• 11:56Duncan Trussell?

  Neil, uh, what, one thing you and I have in common, we both went to Harvard, we're both renowned as some of the greatest scientific minds on the planet today and kind of translators for, for science for people to understand.

• 12:10Kurt Metzger?

  Science communicator.

• 12:11Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you. That's what I'm called. Uh, this man, on the other hand, is essentially a witch burner. He believes in demons, devils. He believes in all kinds of, uh, what I would call various forms of misinformation, which he happily spreads on the internet to his maniac fans. You and I are in a kind of battle against people like this.

• 12:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm a professor.

• 12:32Duncan Trussell?

  Do you worry that, that all the work of the great scientists eventually is going out the window and that we are going to return back to the time when people believed they were getting banged down by succubi when they're having wet dreams?

• 12:51Speaker 02

  Right. You did the plural correct, correctly, the succubi. Right. So.

• 12:55Kurt Metzger?

  If you're selling, all succubi bought.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  This, I have to see.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  Excuse me.

• 13:06Duncan Trussell?

  Univers, bless you.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Thank you. We live in a free country, so I'm not going to run around, tell you what you should or should not think.

• 13:14Kurt Metzger?

  It's all on the flock cam.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  That's not, then that's not living in a free country. I, what I will do instead is give you the consequences of what happens if you have all of these thoughts that are pseudo scientific or even anti-scientific.

• 13:29Kurt Metzger?

  Modern state of Israel.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  And if you then, and then if you rise to power.

• 13:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 13:35Speaker 02

  If you rise to power over laws and legislation in this state of ignorance, then that's the unraveling of an informed democracy. It's not the end of the world. This is the end of your country. And then other countries will rise up and we will wonder why they have all the wealth, the health and security and we don't.

• 13:55Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you. Yeah, that's what I've been telling him for a while is he, he's going to cause the entire United States to collapse from talking about demons and such.

• 14:08Kurt Metzger?

  Well, cause you always put, pin everything on.

• 14:10Speaker 02

  Yes, United States, China will rise up, then Europe will rise up and Canada and Australia.

• 14:14Kurt Metzger?

  Well, not Europe.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  And they'll look at it, they'll look at it in their rearview mirror.

• 14:19Duncan Trussell?

  But for real, don't you think that there's a possibility? I mean, sometimes when I see people like you out there, you know, taking stoners like us. Yeah, I've always loved what you do because you do remind me of the person when you get too high, who talks you down. You know, when you're in the car, you start thinking you're being monitored by the CIA and someone is like, dude, that's not happening. And it's great. It's a service, but, but.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  Talk you off the ledge. Okay.

• 14:46Duncan Trussell?

  You talk a lot of us off the ledge, but don't you think that, that there's a very real possibility? Not like, I'm not even talking like by country. I'm saying on a planetary level, thanks to COVID, thanks to the pandemic, thanks to the growing realization that whether or not there's UAPs or aliens, there is massive parts of every government of the world that suppress scientific information. People don't trust you guys as much anymore. People, people don't believe in you as much as they used to. And don't you feel like there's a post, a possible post-science world where we.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  So science, science doesn't suppress information. We, we get peer reviewed and it gets published. That is what happens.

• 15:32Kurt Metzger?

  Follow up question.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  The only thing that gets suppressed would be if it was top secret research. That would get suppressed because it's top secret. But most research.

• 15:42Kurt Metzger?

  Do you, we've heard a lot of talk about disclosure. Do you think we will ever get disclosure of what exactly is a woman?

• 15:52Speaker 02

  Chromosomally, it's unambiguous.

• 15:55Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. We're going to look up those words and we're going to be right back.

• 16:12Duncan Trussell?

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• 16:16Kurt Metzger?

  No, really?

• 16:17Duncan Trussell?

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• 16:17Kurt Metzger?

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• 16:26Duncan Trussell?

  Stupid piece of shit. Most people have no idea that polyester is plastic.

• 16:31Kurt Metzger?

  How would you not know that, by the way, in this day and age?

• 16:33Duncan Trussell?

  And it's no mystery anymore that they're finding microplastics in our blood, our brains, even our lives.

• 16:41Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know why it's not on here, but I'll say it, the taint. That's the main thing is you zoomers got no taints because they've been choked down with phthalates or microplastics.

• 16:50Duncan Trussell?

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• 19:40Kurt Metzger?

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• 19:48Duncan Trussell?

  I thought you went to DeVry.

• 19:49Kurt Metzger?

  I forgot about DeVry. I went to Art Institute, the DeVry of, of art institutes.

• 19:53Duncan Trussell?

  I have a, I have a scientific question for this great man.

• 19:56Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 19:56Duncan Trussell?

  What is a neutrino?

• 19:58Kurt Metzger?

  Are you talking to Neil?

• 19:58Duncan Trussell?

  And why are they shooting through us?

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, a neutrino is a particle that was predicted as a product of an experiment that was conducted, I think back as early as the 1930s, and would ultimately be detected. It hardly interacts with other particles, which makes it hard to detect. To detect something is to interact with it. And it's a product of many nuclear reactions, and the sun especially is creating most of the neutrinos that are passing through your body right now. Trillions per second are passing through your body right now from the sun. It's a subatomic particle.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  It's a fundamental particle of the universe, actually.

• 20:48Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I have a question. Okay, so, and I don't know if this was like a thing somewhere, it was like a clickbait science article, because I will follow all that shit. But was there some talk of neutrinos? Because there's some neutrinos coming out of Antarctica, which is why we have that ice cube detector, and um...

• 21:02Speaker 02

  No, they're not coming out of Antarctica.

• 21:04Kurt Metzger?

  They're coming from the wrong direction. Is that not true?

• 21:07Speaker 02

  No, there's nothing, there's nothing wrong about a direction when with where neutrinos are concerned. Neutrinos pass through, you know, a light year of lead before it would be absorbed. So this is not...

• 21:19Kurt Metzger?

  So I might be, let me rephrase it, because I could be saying it very poorly. Um, I remember watching a long time ago about, and this is before any UAP shit or anything was like, you know, this is like pre-pandemic probably, and they're talking about neutrinos, about how they pass through anything. And, and they said they were setting up the ice cube neutrino detector because it was strange, I guess the source of where they thought they were coming from? Does that sound like anything near correct? Or do you know what I'm talking about?

• 21:47Speaker 02

  We expect most to be coming from the sun, and if we don't measure that, then that there's some explaining to do. Because the sun is the nearest source of neutrinos, the sun's core, as it generates energy. So when you say the wrong direction...

• 22:01Kurt Metzger?

  Like coming from, not from space to earth, but from out that point in Antarctica, I, they, there was a sort, they couldn't tell the source...

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm unfamiliar with that.

• 22:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, because that's what I thought, though.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  If that's a result, I'm unfamiliar with it. I can just tell you that your detector would, in principle, detect neutrinos coming from any direction.

• 22:19Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  From below, above, and from the side. Yeah.

• 22:22Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, well, I think it's a direct energy weapon as well. Okay, Duncan, you wanted to ask...

• 22:27Speaker 02

  Well, it can't, it just, it can't be a direct energy weapon if you don't absorb the particle. It, it can only work as directed energy if the target absorbs the energy you're handing it.

• 22:39Duncan Trussell?

  That's what I've been telling you. I've been telling him that over and over.

• 22:42Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, he did say that, but...

• 22:44Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Tyson, um...

• 22:45Speaker 02

  That's the whole point of a directed energy weapon. It gets absorbed.

• 22:49Kurt Metzger?

  I thought ELF waves, you can use ELF waves to not only cause all kinds of crazy effects. There's a whole government paper about it from, uh, the great, uh, General X.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  Well, what you can do is, if you know the frequency, that the frequencies of the circuits and of the communication that a satellite is using, if you know that in advance, then you go in and flood it with that same frequency, and then it can't communicate. It's all just noise.

• 23:13Kurt Metzger?

  Is that how it happened?

• 23:14Speaker 02

  Right? So in that way, you're disrupting its function. You're not destroying it.

• 23:18Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Tyson, I have a question. It's more of a thought experiment. If you became privy to information, you know, we, I think disclosure was all about this, or if you became privy to information that you, that you knew was true, but that you knew that if the majority of people found out this information, even though if it was something that was groundbreaking, would transform our understanding of physics and science, but it would disrupt the global economies, would you withhold that information, or would you, uh...

• 23:51Speaker 02

  If the information was top secret, and I'm a government official, I'm not disclosing it, because it's top secret.

• 23:57Duncan Trussell?

  But you, I mean you, yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  I'm a scientist, and I'm... Me, if I'm, if I, if it's disclosed to me under top secret circumstances, then I'm beholden to that classification of a secret. Um, as a scientist, if I discover something, that alien communications, whatever, and I'm not part of a top secret program, I will disclose that immediately.

• 24:21Duncan Trussell?

  But don't you think people, don't you think people like, like all the great scientists, if they found out that just because some like state entity, military dudes decided this was top secret, that is no reason to withhold scientific information from the rest of the planet? Don't you think there's something immoral, unethical?

• 24:41Speaker 02

  You're mixing two things there. You're mixing two things there. First, I agree with you, but you're mixing two things. One of them is, am I participating in a top secret program, typically with a military or military intelligence, and some information arises within that, then I'm beholden to the top secret plan?

• 25:03Duncan Trussell?

  Well, how do we come up with top secret? I'm sorry to cut you off, but to me, there's something...

• 25:07Speaker 02

  National security. It's national security always.

• 25:10Duncan Trussell?

  But it's, but you...

• 25:11Speaker 02

  National security.

• 25:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wait, just by the way, everybody get, don't, remember to get your boosters. It's COVID season. Sorry. Go ahead.

• 25:18Duncan Trussell?

  I've just got mine.

• 25:19Kurt Metzger?

  For the viewers.

• 25:21Duncan Trussell?

  But don't you think...

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Let the man give his commercial. He's gotta give...

• 25:24Duncan Trussell?

  God, sorry about that. Guys, go to Pfizer.org.

• 25:27Speaker 02

  As a scientist, I make a discovery, you, you end up knowing the next day. I'll call the media, call the news, of course.

• 25:36Duncan Trussell?

  But we're talking about like, you know, if we're talking about the military top secret, we're talking about people who blow up children, why are we letting them determine how we release information to the public? Why are we letting military people...

• 25:51Speaker 02

  It's not, it's information that comes out in their own, in their own studies. That's, that's what top secret means.

• 25:58Duncan Trussell?

  I just always thought science was everyone gets access.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  No, no, science is, is a public activity that happens typically in universities, at least for now, unless we lose more scientists out of universities, because the funding has dried up, and we lose them to Canada, or China, or Europe, or South America.

• 26:16Duncan Trussell?

  Or the military.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  So, let's assume...

• 26:18Duncan Trussell?

  Or the military. The military...

• 26:21Speaker 02

  We're losing scientists from all branches of the US government. Okay? So, so scientists, we function in the public sphere. Our journals are publicly available. In the old days, they would just be printed. Nowadays, it's online. And so, yeah, you would know the next day. If, if I get signals from space, this is, hey, we're over here, look here, every one of my colleagues will know that within 24 hours.

• 26:47Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, uh, I've, by the way, I feel like I was back, back in, uh, summer blockbuster time, watching Barbenheimer, watching the two of you go at it just now.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  I Barbenheimer'd, by the way. I Barbenheimer'd.

• 26:59Kurt Metzger?

  Did you Bar, yeah?

• 27:00Duncan Trussell?

  You did.

• 27:01Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of people do.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Same day. Same day. You see, Oppenheimer first, and then Barbie second.

• 27:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 27:08Duncan Trussell?

  Barbenheimer.

• 27:09Kurt Metzger?

  You didn't go, but you didn't Barbenheimer. It was like a theater was, anyway, um, in your...

• 27:15Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, you know why that was a thing? There's a reason for it. Because both those movies, which can't be more opposite, of two movies ever made, were both released on the same day.

• 27:26Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Well, that's some kind of ritual magic.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  That was born, the Barbenheimer.

• 27:30Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, of course, the masculine and feminine principle, uh, being projected out. It's a whole thing. I want to know, though, because, uh, the Take Me to Your Leader book, what is the scenario you would think of alien life? Because I was watching you talk to, uh, that guy that looks like a Batman villain from NASA with Chuck on some clip. And that guy bugged the shit out of him. The guy with the glasses, big glasses, and, uh, and he was...

• 27:54Speaker 02

  Batman villain?

• 27:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, he looks like, uh, the guy that found out who Batman really is in the comic originally. So, look, uh, why would I expect them to be honest about contacting any alien life? Like the, the scenario of Take Me to Your...

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Why would you expect them to not be honest?

• 28:09Kurt Metzger?

  Well, because they lie about everything else.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Let me start with that question.

• 28:11Kurt Metzger?

  Well, for starters, um...

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Because what?

• 28:13Kurt Metzger?

  Well, for starters, they've lied about everything else that I can remember.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  NASA doesn't lie. Excuse me, NASA doesn't lie about anything. They're filled with scientists who do research, and all that information is public as it happens.

• 28:24Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's hard to find shit on Kurt Davis. You know Kurt Davis, the Nazi, the person in charge of NASA? They don't put him out there like that.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  To start with that premise, is a complete false grounding of all subsequent thoughts and statements you're making.

• 28:40Duncan Trussell?

  Um... You just got Tyson, motherfucker.

• 28:47Kurt Metzger?

  I have some clarifications. Specifically about NASA or institutions in general?

• 28:54Speaker 02

  Either, both.

• 28:56Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you. NASA doesn't lie.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  I'm a member...

• 28:58Kurt Metzger?

  Are you, wait. So, so you feel like they've been doing a great job these last 10 years, everybody else is just being a bit angry baby about it? So you don't think the institution...

• 29:07Speaker 02

  NASA's doing a better job than any other federal agency.

• 29:10Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, well, that, yeah, but that's...

• 29:12Speaker 02

  NASA, excuse me, NASA just went around the moon, okay?

• 29:17Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they had to drop off the Epstein files, so they can't be released.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Right.

• 29:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, I remember that moon mission. The Epstein files are supposed to come out. Oh, fake binder. Hey, we went around the moon, and the rest of them aren't coming out. Am I not to deduce that there's a pile, I gotta make a scientific graph of the amount of Epstein files stacked on the dark side?

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Epstein files on the dark side of the moon.

• 30:11Kurt Metzger?

  The fact that they've put out an Epstein file, which is the law.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  We're gonna screenplay with that.

• 30:15Kurt Metzger?

  Well, but I can't. They would all be blacked out. They released, yo, when they release a file, never mind, because by the way, the COVID, obviously smashing success, no problems there. Who would say otherwise? But, but when they release binders where they blacked out every single fucking page.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  I thought we were talking about NASA.

• 30:34Kurt Metzger?

  Well.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Not the FBI.

• 30:36Kurt Metzger?

  I'm talking about all the institutions.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  We were talking about NASA.

• 30:38Kurt Metzger?

  Well, a lot of Epstein connections to NASA and to all MIT.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  I'm an academic.

• 30:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  I'm an academic.

• 30:46Kurt Metzger?

  I'm in the Epstein files, by the way.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  And I would speak broadly for academic institutions and specifically for NASA. They're the least duplicitous anything you will ever encounter in this world. It's how we can land rovers with helicopters on Mars. It's how we can go to asteroids and bring back samples from those asteroids. It's how we know to the second when you're about to experience a total solar eclipse, to turn around and say, I don't trust NASA, but get your head out of your ass and look at what NASA actually does.

• 31:19Duncan Trussell?

  Get it out of your ass!

• 31:20Kurt Metzger?

  You, you know, you changed ever since you got that suit and that helmet.

• 31:24Duncan Trussell?

  Well, can I ask a scientific question?

• 31:26Kurt Metzger?

  Ever since you got your braces off, you act different now.

• 31:28Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Tyson, uh, you and I are in complete agreement here. We're both scientists and we both have.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  It's awkward that you keep playing with yourself while we do this.

• 31:37Kurt Metzger?

  I saw that as well.

• 31:37Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, you're assuming this is my penis. You see.

• 31:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh!

• 31:43Duncan Trussell?

  This is my thinking stick.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  I, I didn't say what organ it was. I just said you're playing with it.

• 31:47Duncan Trussell?

  I'm playing with my thinking stick and it helps me activate.

• 31:50Kurt Metzger?

  The president, it's the, yes, it's a form of sigh.

• 31:54Duncan Trussell?

  But, uh.

• 31:55Kurt Metzger?

  The president puts it in his mouth and you transmit images.

• 31:58Duncan Trussell?

  To, to get back to the NASA conversation, and I couldn't agree with you more, NASA has never.

• 32:05Kurt Metzger?

  Well, the public face, but there's a military face of everything, is there not?

• 32:09Duncan Trussell?

  Don't you think it is slightly odd that they lost the moon landing footage?

• 32:15Speaker 02

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 32:17Duncan Trussell?

  NASA lost the moon landing footage. It was like under, they threw it away. We can't find the original moon landing footage. I'm surprised you don't know that.

• 32:24Speaker 02

  By the way, there's a lot of stuff from that era that, you have to remember after 1972, when the Russians were not going to the moon, we lost all interest in going to the moon because we only went to beat the Russians. And so meanwhile, we have other problems at hand, like the Vietnam War, which was about to come to an end, not gracefully at that, and the Cold War continuing, and nobody's thinking about the moon anymore. So, so, you know, you say the moon landing, we've, we've landed on the moon not nine, we've gone to the moon nine times, okay, and landed on it six times. And you say the footage is missing?

• 33:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they lost.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  No, it's not.

• 33:01Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 33:02Speaker 02

  There may, there may be some.

• 33:03Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, can you pull up?

• 33:04Speaker 02

  There may be some that's missing.

• 33:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, which one's missing?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Hold on.

• 33:06Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up lost the moon landing footage, please?

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Pause, pause. Whatever it is you say we're missing, I want to say what we have. We have images, we have rover images, we have photos of the entire landscape, we have lunar samples brought back that's in every important laboratory around the world.

• 33:24Kurt Metzger?

  Can we see them?

• 33:25Speaker 02

  Not having this conversation.

• 33:26Duncan Trussell?

  The original high resolution.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  There's no conversation.

• 33:28Duncan Trussell?

  The original high resolution backup tapes of the Apollo 11 slow scan television transmission were erased and reused. I just, listen, I don't know why you're, I didn't get.

• 33:38Kurt Metzger?

  In the eighties?

• 33:39Duncan Trussell?

  I, I'm sure that we.

• 33:40Kurt Metzger?

  Due to a tape shortage?

• 33:41Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sure we went to the moon. I mean, nothing seems weird about that footage at all. It seems totally real, but I, I, I'm just, I.

• 33:48Speaker 02

  How many times have we reused, reused tapes?

• 33:51Duncan Trussell?

  We went to the moon!

• 33:51Speaker 02

  If that's true.

• 33:52Duncan Trussell?

  This isn't like your kids at a skating party.

• 33:54Kurt Metzger?

  Listen, this is why I'm, I am not, I always argue about these people who think there's no moon landing, but here's why I 100% believe we went to the moon, number one, Duncan.

• 34:03Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 34:05Kurt Metzger?

  They put a blue Masonic flag up there. And if you do that, I don't think, a ritual like that, you're not allowed to fake. Do you see what I'm saying?

• 34:12Duncan Trussell?

  Listen, I, I, I'm not even sure there is a moon.

• 34:15Kurt Metzger?

  Did you get your booster or not?

• 34:17Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I got boosted this morning.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, why aren't you sure there's a moon?

• 34:23Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 34:23Kurt Metzger?

  No, some, uh, Owen Benjamin's a moon denier. Did you know that?

• 34:27Duncan Trussell?

  No, he is not for real.

• 34:29Kurt Metzger?

  He's, yeah, they'll do, oh, you don't think we landed? He'll do you one better.

• 34:32Duncan Trussell?

  You know.

• 34:33Kurt Metzger?

  There's no moon, he's a moon denier.

• 34:35Duncan Trussell?

  Mister, well, I think that's where it goes.

• 34:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So, in the end of the day, it comes down to how much time do you want to invest in people who think this way?

• 34:45Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I was on lockdown.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  And I'm an educator, and I have a certain assumption that's not always true, which is the person who thinks in a particular way is interested in learning how they might be wrong.

• 34:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Rather than in supporting what they think is true no matter what.

• 35:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  Those folks who include everyone who we might categorize as a conspiracy theorist are not there to learn.

• 35:11Kurt Metzger?

  Professor in a cage.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  I've run out of patience for them.

• 35:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  I'd rather teach people who want to learn what is objectively true about this world. And like I said, we live in a free country. I'm not gonna hit them over the head. Think what you want. Okay? There are people who are certain that, that Jesus is the son of the creator of the universe, and the creator of the universe impregnated a Jewish lady in the Middle East and killed his son, and that he rose from the dead. There are people certain of that. I'm not gonna hit them over the head and say that might not necessarily be true. This country has protected belief systems, especially religious ones. I'm not gonna get in your way.

• 35:52Kurt Metzger?

  So more than others.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  But the moment you become head of NASA or control laws or legislation, then we got, then this is the end of the country, end of the informed democracy.

• 36:03Kurt Metzger?

  We do not have an informed democracy. That's crazy talk. We forgot if women have pussies or cocks for about 12 years. This is not an informed democracy. It's actually a nonsense place. We're basically a podcast, I would say, more than country at this point. Uh, just the Ukraine war alone before dumb dumb got replaced by new fucking Shabbos Goy. It's been one steady stream of disasters. I mean, I, I, how do you, how do you go to a church you got molten? Again, that's, I guess, my question. I went to, I grew up in a doomsday cult, okay? Uh, Jehovah Witnesses. And, and you know, they embarrassingly predicted the end of the world in 77?

• 36:42Duncan Trussell?

  That is so embarrassing.

• 36:43Kurt Metzger?

  And it did not end.

• 36:45Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, wait. So there's a Wiki page.

• 36:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  Of all previous predictions of the end of the world, and it goes page after page after page after page. Cults only really work if they predict the end of the world in the lifetime of the person who's head of the cult. Hardly ever do they say the world will end in 250 years. They're gonna say the world will end in three years, in five years, when the comet comes, when, when I get the next.

• 37:08Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I bring it up, because that embarrassing doomsday cult shit, uh, I, I, by my count, uh, they're about 15 times less than science told me the world was ending, based on climate or the coral reefs, times as an agnostic who used to be religious, going to bed afraid, and then finding out they were bullshitting me, the Al Gore predictions. It's embarrassingly worse than a doomsday cult I was in, the amount of times they told me the world was ending. Then I find out a series of creepy oligarchs, really, it depends on what they want to pay for, don't it? What science will get it?

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Hold on. Uh, it depends what you mean by the world is ending. I don't know.

• 37:47Kurt Metzger?

  You seen Bill Maher, you been on it?

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Hold on, if you want to, if, if there's something specific about the end of the world predictions that you want to reference in that phrase?

• 37:58Kurt Metzger?

  Inconvenient truth.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  I will tell you, I will tell you that extreme weather in this world has gotten worse. And talk to the people who are victims of that extreme weather and ask them, is the world ending? Okay? And they will give you a very different answer from the answer you just gave right now. These are people who are subjected to floods. We just had something terrible in Nepal, uh, when an entire glacier drops out, where the bottom drops out underneath it, you have tsunamis, hurricanes, this sort of thing. What I'm saying is that as the climate changes, extreme weather becomes the new normal. And what you want to call the end of the world, no, we'll still be here long after climate change, but the world will

• 38:44Speaker 02

  look really different. Do you realize if we melt the, the ice caps from Antarctica and Greenland, which are the two remaining large land-based ice reservoirs, the sea level will rise to that of the Statue of Liberty's left elbow. This is the arm holding the document, not her torch. That would bury every coastal city, which are the most important cities of the world, because we were cities. Put, they were put on the water's edge for commerce, for transportation, for irrigation.

• 39:17Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Tyson.

• 39:18Kurt Metzger?

  The great dragon shall rise up.

• 39:20Speaker 02

  I've heard it. End of the world, but it's the end of civilization as we know it.

• 39:24Duncan Trussell?

  Mr. Tyson, what you just described is what people who believe that human beings have been around much longer, that something happened during the, what, the lesser Drius period, where there was a rise in sea level theoretically, anthropologically, this is what led to a lot of the flood myths that show up in every culture. And when I saw the insane footage from Nepal, insane, terrifying, truly like biblical, I've never seen anything like that. And I love watching tsunami videos. I watch them with my kids before we go to bed. Don't, do you?

• 39:59Speaker 02

  It's the new normal.

• 40:00Duncan Trussell?

  But, but don't you think that, that to me, that does point towards this possibility that from time to time, things happen in the world that could theoretically completely erase the hard drive of civilization and maybe humans have been around much, much longer than we think.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  No, you need an asteroid for that or some, some devastating virus to take us all out. Climate change will just redraw the maps of the world. That's what, we'll still, we'll survive it, but in a very different configuration.

• 40:30Duncan Trussell?

  No, I mean, don't you think that's already happened? The map has been redrawn. Something happened that shows up in a lot of world myths.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  It's not a matter of whether we've ever had floods. That's not the issue here. It's what used to be the hundred year flood is now the ten year flood.

• 40:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 40:48Speaker 02

  What used to be the ten year locust is the three year locust, whatever. Pick a disaster. The frequency with which it arrives is increasing. That's all.

• 40:57Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, here's my question and maybe, and I, and I am open to changing my mind. I don't want to believe scary things. I read something, thank you. I read something about the theory is that this, that there, the, what are they, what do you, what do you call the magnetic sphere on the sun? The heliosphere pushes solar dust away and that maybe we were wrong about that. The sun is accumulating solar dust, meaning that from time to time it's, it gets too hot. It spits out a solar flare, causing a cyclical reset of civilizations that every X amount of years, the sun gets enough of this dust on its surface, burps

• 41:39Duncan Trussell?

  out some kind of micronova, eradicates civilization. And this increase in disasters, though some of it is related to CO2 in the air, is also related to the fact that the sun.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  But we would see this in the fossil record if it was real and significant. Humans are not the most susceptible life form to assaults on the environment. There are others like frogs, I'm told from my herpetology colleagues, are quite the measure of whether an environment has shifted for their survival or not. So, so I don't think we're, we are the best, the most potent indicator of this. Point is that there are extinction episodes in the fossil record. Some were quite devastating, like the one that took out the dinosaurs. There's another one, a half a billion years ago, the Permian Triassic extinction episode, where

• 42:30Speaker 02

  90% of life on Earth went extinct. Oh my gosh, Earth was nearly sterilized. All right? So, yeah, these episodes happen naturally, for sure, but over time scales much longer than what we are seeing by the climate wreaking havoc upon our civilization.

• 42:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I have a hypothetical question.

• 42:52Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 42:52Kurt Metzger?

  What's that telescope? Is it the Webb, the new one?

• 42:55Duncan Trussell?

  James Webb.

• 42:56Kurt Metzger?

  You know, when they, they found galaxies shouldn't have formed yet, but I don't know.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:01Kurt Metzger?

  What did that break, would you say, first, the first, it feels like a, a...

• 43:06Speaker 02

  Couple of years ago.

• 43:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, okay. So hypothetically, if they found that and then they compartmentalized that information for quite some time before we got to where we heard about it, what would be the reason they would need to compartmentalize learning that knowledge if they?

• 43:21Speaker 02

  It wasn't compartmentalized.

• 43:22Kurt Metzger?

  Well, yeah, but if they had to, why, why would you compartmentalize it?

• 43:26Speaker 02

  They didn't. So why are we even having this conversation?

• 43:28Duncan Trussell?

  Thought experiment.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  It was published in a paper.

• 43:31Duncan Trussell?

  But ju-

• 43:31Speaker 02

  It was published in a paper. Go look it up.

• 43:34Duncan Trussell?

  What was published?

• 43:34Speaker 02

  Publicly available. The real question is whether the press figured out that would make an interesting clickbait. And when they did, and you know how they did, how they did it, they said, huh, this might mean we have to rethink the big bang and all the scientists will have to go back to the drawing board. That always makes excellent clickbait.

• 43:53Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I thought it meant, I thought it meant that it could possibly imply the universe being much older than they thought, was what I thought the big.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  No, it, it's, the most likely explanation, for very good reasons I'm saying this, is that we don't really understand how galaxies form. We have to refine that significantly. The James Webb Space Telescope was conceived for just that purpose, to look to the early universe to help us understand how galaxies are born. And now we see red blooded galaxies too early in the universe that don't belong there. And are we shocked? It's doing, the telescope is doing exactly what it's supposed to do.

• 44:30Kurt Metzger?

  No, I'm not shocked by that. Well, I'm not shocked by that at all. What I would have expected is you'd see a lot of new shit you didn't see before.

• 44:37Duncan Trussell?

  How do you think those galaxies are forming that fast?

• 44:40Speaker 02

  I don't know. We got top people working on it.

• 44:42Kurt Metzger?

  Boy bands, kind of, is what I imagine.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  It's a frontier.

• 44:45Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's pretty interesting, huh? That maybe the big bang was just sort of a big explosion and there was stuff before.

• 44:52Kurt Metzger?

  Well, okay, since everything is so militarized though, this is what I'm saying.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  What do you mean militarized?

• 44:57Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you know.

• 44:58Speaker 02

  There's nothing I've said that's militarized.

• 45:00Kurt Metzger?

  You think that most of space, I know they're not supposed to militarize it, but they did. I just saw the Jerusalem Post posted about, literally they said, there's Jewish space lasers they're gonna have. It's real. And, and Marjorie Taylor Greene never said that, but they are saying that now. So if they have it, we have that.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Low.

• 45:21Kurt Metzger?

  Right?

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Low Earth orbit, that's what you're referring to.

• 45:23Kurt Metzger?

  They said they have satellites, you know, look, this is all in the press, another institution.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's, it's, it is a military theater of operations, primarily for reconnaissance. Offensive weapons are not as effective in orbit as they would be on the ground, unless you just want to destroy other satellites with your satellite weaponry. But you can destroy, you can destroy a satellite in orbit within eight minutes of launching a kinetic kill from Earth's surface.

• 45:56Kurt Metzger?

  Are rods from God?

• 45:56Speaker 02

  You can take it out within eight minutes.

• 45:58Kurt Metzger?

  I'm dying to know this, are rods from God even viable or not? Because they keep popping up like a thing. I remember watching this on Discovery Channel, the rods from God, then, I don't know, Veritasium or somebody was explaining why they suck, but...

• 46:10Speaker 02

  If it's what I think you're talking about, I don't know.

• 46:13Kurt Metzger?

  You're talking about where they shoot a rod from high Earth orbit and it picks up speed like a meteor?

• 46:18Speaker 02

  So the point of a rod, yeah, a rod is remarkable when you think about it. Because if a high speed rod, so watch this, if you fire a bullet and then the bullet, let's say it dents some armor, okay, then you gotta fire another bullet, go a little further in the dent, but that second bullet might not hit me in the exact same spot. Now watch what happens. If the rod is moving faster than the speed of sound in the rod itself, then the first part of the rod, the size of a bullet, will make its indent. The second bullet sized part of the rod does not know yet that the first part of the rod has hit

• 47:01Speaker 02

  its target, because it hasn't been communicated to it yet, because the rod is going faster than the speed of sound inside the rod. So the next bit of the rod is a fresh bullet going exactly the same speed as the first one, going into exactly the same hole. And you have, and you have a long rod, that rod will get through practically anything for those reasons. If the rod is traveling faster than, slower than the speed of sound, then the first, the first bit of it will communicate to the rest of the rod that there's a slowdown in progress. And then the rod will bend or it'll distort or whatever. But a high speed rod, yeah.

• 47:41Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I thought, I thought the problem was-

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Deadly weapons, we can, some of the most deadly weapons we've come up with, and there's not even any explosive.

• 47:50Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, isn't the issue though, not, I mean, not that, that, I mean, yeah, that's why you'd want to make that. But I thought the whole problem was the Earth spinning, Earth spinning.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  It's kind of also why spears work. But it's, it's kind of also why spears work or, or, or a, a bow and arrow. Okay? It's what, I mean, think about it. An arrow, if you fired it into a tree, it'll, it'll go an inch into the tree.

• 48:14Kurt Metzger?

  The tree spinning at however many miles an hour, like the Earth, that's what I'm saying the problem would be, is trying to, the targeting of that. You know what I mean? Or do you?

• 48:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's why targeting from Earth's surface is more reliable than trying to wait for something to come in view and then hit it from orbit. So orbit is, the, the whole, the whole idea that orbit is the future of space wars, yes, for reconnaissance, but for the rest of that, it's not so much.

• 48:38Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, Mr. Tyson, what do you think about the, what appears to be like?

• 48:45Duncan Trussell?

  Spates of earthquakes, massive earthquakes seem to be happening with greater frequency. Like, we, you, do you know what I'm saying?

• 48:53Speaker 02

  I haven't seen that. I haven't, we, we are, we are now measuring the existence of earthquakes with higher precision than ever before. And in my museum, the American Museum of Natural History, we have a map of the world that is actively connected to the earthquake, um, central, whatever they call it. And you can see during the day where places have earthquakes. Most earthquakes are obviously very low intensity. And below a certain intensity, you won't even notice it, even if you're walking within it, up to like level three or so. The, the higher level earthquakes, you'll, you'll feel a shake and bake. The, the worst of them will, will break down buildings. Yes. I don't know that the earthquake rate is higher than average.

• 49:37Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, we just seems like we had a bunch back to back. I know that doesn't mean it's higher than average, but when that happens, you know, we're both scientists. I'm sick of talking to him. I'm gonna, I'm gonna cancel this podcast.

• 49:49Kurt Metzger?

  You're pushing the book of Revelation now, man.

• 49:52Duncan Trussell?

  But don't you, you know?

• 49:54Speaker 02

  You have to, you have to, you have to understand statistics in order to properly interpret when you have several earthquakes back to back. Because if earthquakes are random, then you'd expect occasionally some of them to happen in sequence. And if they're random, it doesn't mean they're always equally spaced. In fact, they were, if they were equally spaced, they would not be random.

• 50:15Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, let me ask, let me ask a better, here's a better question. I'm gonna just list some things that are happening. We've got unregulated AI that is already like, um, figuring out ways to build new, uh, forms of life, bacteria, disease, bio-weapons. We've got a massive amount of satellites in low Earth orbit. If just a few of them blow up, it could theoretically create a chain reaction that causes satellites to rain from the sky.

• 50:44Speaker 02

  It's called the Kessler effect.

• 50:45Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you.

• 50:46Kurt Metzger?

  We've got an amazing safe vaccine.

• 50:48Duncan Trussell?

  The, the Kessler effect. We have, people are beginning to gain, have access to all kinds of technologies that formerly only like state entities, the military, had. We have all of these things mixed in with fossil fuel emissions and what you just mentioned. Mixed in with a growing mistrust of science in general. My question is, how does the world not end in the next five years? Based on all these things?

• 51:17Speaker 02

  No, it's, the United States ends and other countries continue, who do not have a mistrust in science. That's all. It's that simple. We just fade. The Roman Empire, the Roman Empire faded. Other countries rose up. No one is talking about Rome today as a leader in anything, other than tourism and visits to the Vatican.

• 51:36Kurt Metzger?

  Well, we just took over Lake Ontario, my friend. It's called Lake.

• 51:40Duncan Trussell?

  Lake America, yeah!

• 51:42Kurt Metzger?

  So, I don't know, it sounds like an empire on the upswing.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  If that's the greatest expression of our power, we're in trouble.

• 51:49Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of stuff is called America now that wasn't.

• 51:52Duncan Trussell?

  So that's good, right? You think that's good?

• 51:54Kurt Metzger?

  And the third temple is about to be built.

• 51:58Kurt Metzger?

  Now the Messiah can come and Rabbi Schneerskin can reincarnate.

• 52:02Speaker 02

  If you're not leading the world in science, if you're not leading the world in science, but you have control over mapmakers and you force them to, and that, and you, makes you feel good? All right. I mean.

• 52:12Kurt Metzger?

  What if I'm setting up a surveillance state that's way more intense than anything China has? But without the.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  We already have a surveillance.

• 52:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, way worse than China's.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  It's called everyone's street cameras. Yeah.

• 52:23Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, like, we already lost our, dude.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  If the KGB had in their day what we have today, oh my gosh.

• 52:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that, that's what I'm saying. We're, how are you supposed to trust any of these institutions? Aside from the amazing, great, no problem job they did on COVID, and I'll give them that one.

• 52:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 52:43Kurt Metzger?

  Score one for the institutions. Great job with that.

• 52:45Duncan Trussell?

  Great work with that, guys.

• 52:46Kurt Metzger?

  But with other regards, such as.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Institutions, I'm saying, I, I represent an academic institution and NASA. You're putting what I just described in the same pot as other institutions that have famously messed up. And so, you, you, it's, by doing that, you're not allowing there to be nuance between some agencies and institutions and others. If you want to lump them all together, that's lazy thinking.

• 53:15Kurt Metzger?

  Well, then, not in every, there's only one way I would lump them all together. And this is just a thing I've noticed over.

• 53:21Speaker 02

  You just did lump them all together.

• 53:22Kurt Metzger?

  Only in this specific way. Number one, there's knee jerk defense of the institution at all costs, almost like a Catholic church cover up of not quite that degree, obviously, but very close to it. There's a compartmentalization.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  I'm saying academics doing research in universities. If they're independent of each other, they publish in journals. And that's what I'm talking about when science is being removed from the country.

• 53:48Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, so we just went to University of Texas to go watch your best friend Eric Weinstein. You want to talk about me like I'm some conspiracy guy? His pal Eric Weinstein to give a talk about why they should be able to talk about other things besides their majors.

• 54:00Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 54:01Kurt Metzger?

  Then we went to look at plasma stuff with those guys from the school. Every question I had that wasn't specifically their, their department, they're like, the fear of answering a thing that's not in your specific lane. And it's, all has to do with, I got here, I gotta get paid somehow, and you gotta do this, this, and this. So it's very clear there's financial incentives.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Maybe it's because they don't have the expertise to justify speaking with expertise outside of their expertise.

• 54:27Kurt Metzger?

  But we went into Iran based on hearsay. We invaded Iraq.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 54:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we invaded Iraq with like evidence that, let's face it, wasn't the best. We, we do like mass murder with way less evidence.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  As what I just.

• 54:41Duncan Trussell?

  No, you have to admit that because we invaded Iraq without evidence, all science is wrong. Why can't you just say that?

• 54:47Kurt Metzger?

  No, I said, well, I mean, I think that's a good point, but that's not what I'm saying.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  Yep, that's, yeah, it follows logically.

• 54:54Kurt Metzger?

  That's a fair point, but that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is the compartmentalization and the utter feeling, we had Dan from The Dunking on. Because, you know, people come on the show and try to flint dibble us.

• 55:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they do.

• 55:05Kurt Metzger?

  You don't come on here and dibble us.

• 55:06Duncan Trussell?

  No one has, and no one will.

• 55:08Kurt Metzger?

  They never will.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Well, I don't, what, that's a new word for me. Flint dibble? What does that mean?

• 55:11Duncan Trussell?

  People somehow come on this show and they dare suggest that some of our theories are incorrect. And it doesn't work out.

• 55:19Kurt Metzger?

  And Lindsey Graham's looking down at us from heaven right now, and he's like, I don't like what I see.

• 55:23Duncan Trussell?

  No doubt on this press tour, you're thinking to yourself, wow, this is gonna be rough for my career. These guys really took me out.

• 55:30Kurt Metzger?

  Um, well, cause all the UAP, I keep saying WAPs, that's a different thing. But the new UAP evidence that they always, well, it's no evidence, a guy, like an autistic guy heard a story. But the, these are massive hearings to hear about this. Why does, in your estimation, do they put this stuff out there to this degree? Cause there's no, you never get the payoff. You get more campfire.

• 55:53Speaker 02

  Cause the public wants it.

• 55:55Kurt Metzger?

  No, but why is the government doing that to us? Why would they be pushing that shit to us?

• 55:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, why?

• 56:01Speaker 02

  Because the government ostensibly represents the electorate.

• 56:05Kurt Metzger?

  We want healthcare, they haven't given us that.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  I know, but that because disclosing what evidence they have for UAPs that they've seen is much less costly than healthcare. So, so they could do this in a bipartisan way, which they did. My response to it.

• 56:25Kurt Metzger?

  They did, didn't they?

• 56:25Speaker 02

  Not that you asked, but.

• 56:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I.

• 56:27Speaker 02

  But my response to it.

• 56:28Kurt Metzger?

  I was asking, so I'm glad you discerned that from what I was jab, jabbering at you.

• 56:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. My response to it is, um, now it's no longer just the farmer in the back forty saying something showed up or the revelers at 2:00 AM and when the bar closed. These are pedigreed people, especially coming off the heels of that, the documentary, uh, Disclosure Day. I think it was, is that right? It's, no, Disclosure.

• 56:52Kurt Metzger?

  The Spielberg movie?

• 56:54Speaker 02

  No, no, no. There's a Spielberg, and then there's that other.

• 56:57Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. With such reliable people as James Clapper and Jean Pratt.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  Well, they each had the word disclosure in it. But anyhow, the, the point is, uh, people now coming forth, they're all pedigreed. And some say that they've encountered the aliens themselves, rather than just lights in the sky. So at this point, okay, um, is it too much to ask for them to bring out the alien?

• 57:22Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 57:23Speaker 02

  I, I think at this point, just bring it out, and then we don't have to debate whether your fuzzy lights represent anything at all.

• 57:31Kurt Metzger?

  That's a good point. Um.

• 57:32Duncan Trussell?

  Just bring it out.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Okay, and in fact, in the Spielberg movie, the.

• 57:37Kurt Metzger?

  He didn't bring it out.

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Spoil it too much. Yes, he did. Hold on.

• 57:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he did?

• 57:41Speaker 02

  Did we see the same movie? They disclosed the evidence, which were all the lights in the sky, and they even had some crashed uh, alien footage and this sort of thing. Then they rolled out an actual alien. If you have the alien, I don't need to see your fuzzy lights over the back forty.

• 58:02Kurt Metzger?

  That's a good point.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  I don't need to see your fuzzy, black and white video footage. You have the alien. So I, I don't think I'm asking too much to bring out the, and until that happens, I don't see any good reason to have to believe in something that I have to believe in to be true.

• 58:21Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, no, well, unless it's some kind of control mechanism. Um, I don't understand why.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  No, no, did I make myself clear?

• 58:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 58:28Speaker 02

  If I'm gonna think something is true, I don't want to have to believe that it's true because I believe someone else believes it's true.

• 58:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, exactly. Like the vaccines.

• 58:37Kurt Metzger?

  We know they work because my ex-girlfriend who was injured by it is a liar. And fuck her, and she deserves.

• 58:44Duncan Trussell?

  Why did she lie about that all the time?

• 58:46Kurt Metzger?

  She deserved her bell's ballsy, and I said, don't report it, bitch.

• 58:50Duncan Trussell?

  You should not.

• 58:50Kurt Metzger?

  Cause I'm sick of misinformers. Okay, wait. Um, uh, uh, uh, could that mean that, um, it's not up to them to reveal? Like, why aren't they producing alien? Because maybe they're not, it's not up to, uh, the government? Why would the alien bother?

• 59:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, so fine, but, but whatever is your reason, I'm not, you have not given me reason enough to think they're real until you.

• 59:13Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I'm with you on that. Yes, you're a hundred percent right.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  Saying, do you believe, do you believe in elephants? That's not even a question because we've all seen elephants.

• 59:22Kurt Metzger?

  Well, have we though?

• 59:23Speaker 02

  If only two dozen people, if only two dozen people in the world had ever seen an elephant and they're called to testify and then they, you gotta believe me, there're these two teeth sticking out that are curved and they have ears the size of bed sheets and their nose is big and floppy and rubbery and their feet the size of tree trunks. You're saying you guys are crazy. Can you draw one? And no one knows how to draw well, so they'll draw something that looks completely alien and no one will believe them until they bring out the, bring out the elephant. And at that point, no one asks you, do you believe in elephants?

• 59:56Kurt Metzger?

  Well, right, I, I get that part. What I'm saying is now that we've established that and I'm with you a hundred percent on that. Um, now I have a little bit of a, a, I guess an animosity that they keep, you know, the people that you gotta pay your taxes to keep pushing this weird shit with no evidence. Like it started, I'm starting to notice the kind of psychological motivation of it and I don't think I'm unique in that. And I think that leads to a.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Oh, interesting phrasing there. I like that. So, yeah, they're, they're teasing you in a way, but, but.

• 1:00:25Kurt Metzger?

  I don't twerk my nipples, work the balls is what I'm saying.

• 1:00:29Speaker 02

  It's a, uh, that's TMI right there on what makes you.

• 1:00:35Kurt Metzger?

  That's a military contractor, TMI. They make flock cameras.

• 1:00:42Duncan Trussell?

  You gotta work the balls.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  I only got a few more minutes here.

• 1:00:48Duncan Trussell?

  You've been great. Thank you so much.

• 1:00:50Kurt Metzger?

  Sold about a million books right now.

• 1:00:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, you did. Lost in Space, another great.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Well, there's the alien book, right? Take Me to Your Leader. Then the Lost in Space is just 5,000 facts. If you wanna bask in the universe.

• 1:01:03Duncan Trussell?

  I do.

• 1:01:04Kurt Metzger?

  That's in my bathroom now.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  Objectively true. What, what?

• 1:01:09Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so that, I assure you, it's in my bathroom.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  Three are living.

• 1:01:12Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:14Duncan Trussell?

  Two.

• 1:01:15Kurt Metzger?

  Don't bring the living room one into the bathroom. We have to keep saying that to their kids.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  There's a whole episode of Seinfeld on that.

• 1:01:22Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Um, and he was at a bookstore and he went into the bathroom with it and came out with a book. And somehow they knew, but he didn't know how they knew. So George Costanza.

• 1:01:32Duncan Trussell?

  And Mr. Tyson, thank you so much for confirming that we didn't go to the moon. That was Neil deGrasse Tyson, everybody.

• 1:01:38Kurt Metzger?

  One of the greatest living astronomers.

• 1:01:40Duncan Trussell?

  And I can't wait to read your book for real. Thank you so much.

• 1:01:43Kurt Metzger?

  The book is called Lost in Space, uh, with Neil deGrasse Tyson and Lindsay Nix Walker. Oh, Nix is that?

• 1:01:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's my co-author on that, yes.

• 1:01:50Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 1:01:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:51Kurt Metzger?

  Lost in Space and then Take Me to Your Leader. I actually wanna read the other one now. Now that I got this.

• 1:01:56Speaker 02

  Take Me to Your Leader. It's a much smaller book. It's that one you could read in one toilet sitting if you're constipated.

• 1:02:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we, uh, we take a lot.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  I also, I also narrate the audio book if you're stuck in traffic. It works great.

• 1:02:09Kurt Metzger?

  I have to do all audio now because my eyes don't work no more.

• 1:02:11Duncan Trussell?

  Me too. Well, thanks for coming on the Mystery Boys. Good luck with your book and Godspeed.

• 1:02:43Duncan Trussell?

  That's crazy. One thing I didn't expect was Neil deGrasse Tyson to admit we didn't go on the moon. Like I've always thought we did.

• 1:02:51Kurt Metzger?

  And then you already said about immutable chromosomal characteristics to biological sex.

• 1:02:55Duncan Trussell?

  I can't believe he said that.

• 1:02:57Kurt Metzger?

  You don't call him a chromosomal woman.

• 1:02:58Duncan Trussell?

  It's the one thing he said that I disagree with.

• 1:03:01Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I'm like, oh, we forgot to give him the award.

• 1:03:06Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, dude.

• 1:03:07Kurt Metzger?

  The academic, god damn it.

• 1:03:09Duncan Trussell?

  Well, well, he's still kinda there and I'm sure he's gonna watch this interview.

• 1:03:14Kurt Metzger?

  We all did a great, uh, what a great guest and, uh,

• 1:03:19Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, the guy, we, we grew, we gave him the tough questions.

• 1:03:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Kurt Metzger?

  You can't say we didn't fucking bring it to, uh, uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson. And that's why.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  We're gonna give you this award.

• 1:03:34Kurt Metzger?

  Here, just give me, here.

• 1:03:39Kurt Metzger?

  The official Mystery Voice Science Award.

• 1:03:47Duncan Trussell?

  From two scientists to another, thank you for holding the line and we will see you in Valhalla, baby.

• 1:03:54Kurt Metzger?

  Expert to expert, Neil, we're this deGrasse's for you. Thank you for your service.

• 1:04:00Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you for your service.

• 1:04:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, shit.

• 1:04:09Duncan Trussell?

  Look, man, one thing I think.

• 1:04:10Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, but will you hand, give Neil his award? I feel so, I feel like an asshole. We gave him a tissue, but that was nice of us, but we didn't. Wait, hand me the.

• 1:04:19Duncan Trussell?

  Sorry. One thing that, uh, I think is interesting about.

• 1:04:22Kurt Metzger?

  One of the biggest interviews we ever got.

• 1:04:24Duncan Trussell?

  And I think he'll definitely be coming back on.

• 1:04:26Kurt Metzger?

  That's a friend for life we just made.

• 1:04:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, he's gonna be, I will see him.

• 1:04:30Kurt Metzger?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson's a friend for life.

• 1:04:33Duncan Trussell?

  One thing, uh, Neil deGrasse Tyson has been tweeting about for a while is the scientific truth that in a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips. I'll just read a few of these.

• 1:04:45Kurt Metzger?

  Shout out to my dog Chuck Nice.

• 1:04:48Duncan Trussell?

  You can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips. Just an FYI in a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on the lips. For narcissists only, laws of reflection require that if you kiss yourself in a mirror, it'll always be on the lips.

• 1:04:59Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, what? Like I, I, I mean, I just hear helicopters and then a lot of stuff about kissing yourself in the mirror.

• 1:05:06Duncan Trussell?

  Can't kiss yourself on the cheek. You can only kiss yourself on the lips.

• 1:05:09Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's like spy code. Yo, that's like CIA shit, dude. He's, he, those are activation codes.

• 1:05:15Duncan Trussell?

  I think he'd agree with that. Now, can we pull up the?

• 1:05:18Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Duncan Trussell?

  This inspired a, uh, I called up my friend, uh, soul singer Devon Galore.

• 1:05:27Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:05:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you know Devon Galore?

• 1:05:29Kurt Metzger?

  Soul singer Devon Galore.

• 1:05:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's no joke. And I told him like, can you write like a sweet song about not being able to kiss yourself in this? He made this entire video for me. It's incredible.

• 1:05:40Kurt Metzger?

  You gotta stop doing Graham Gass because we forgot all the best parts of the show to give to Neil. Because by the way, it was a pretty fucking good interview, I gotta say.

• 1:05:47Duncan Trussell?

  Is the audio on?

• 1:05:49Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta say, he brought it.

• 1:05:51Duncan Trussell?

  Let's play it.

• 1:05:53Kurt Metzger?

  Bro.

• 1:06:04Kurt Metzger?

  I'm not trying to get boned up right now, dude.

• 1:06:06Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, yeah.

• 1:06:10Kurt Metzger?

  This is what we should have done to give him the fucking award, dude. God damn it.

• 1:06:28Kurt Metzger?

  You know, I'm gonna read that. I'm gonna get that book.

• 1:06:30Duncan Trussell?

  Me too.

• 1:06:31Kurt Metzger?

  From my shitter.

• 1:06:32Duncan Trussell?

  Me too.

• 1:06:33Kurt Metzger?

  You think I'm joking? I think I'm not. And I'll bet you Neil is gonna get wet goddess for his bathroom now.

• 1:06:37Duncan Trussell?

  Guaranteed he's going to. I saw him right down the book, wet goddess.

• 1:06:46Kurt Metzger?

  This is flock camera footage, huh?

• 1:06:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it's from inside his house.

• 1:06:51Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I bet he feels safe. I know I feel safe.

• 1:06:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, can we, you can go ahead and stop it. I guess we should do the ad. Uh, guys, there's a lot of misinformation right now going on about flock cameras, the sponsor of our show. Many of you think that flock cameras can do a lot more than they can. Guys, it's just a camera, right?

• 1:07:12Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, uh, I'm concerned about privacy. We're all concerned about privacy.

• 1:07:15Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, boy, am I.

• 1:07:16Kurt Metzger?

  You're not concerned about privacy.

• 1:07:17Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I'm freaking out.

• 1:07:18Kurt Metzger?

  But I'm also concerned about safety.

• 1:07:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, more than that. More than privacy, safety. I mean, would you rather be a private dead person or a safe alive person?

• 1:07:27Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, would you rather be dead or look inside my asshole with a very high-end camera?

• 1:07:33Duncan Trussell?

  That's right. So if you go to flock.edu and use offer code Mystery Boys, you can get a flock camera 20% off that they will come and they will install it in every room of your house to make sure that you're safe.

• 1:07:46Kurt Metzger?

  Could you put, also, um, speaking of flock, can you put in the name Kurt D-B-I-S? Kurt Davis.

• 1:07:54Duncan Trussell?

  Who's this?

• 1:07:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, Debus.

• 1:07:56Duncan Trussell?

  Kurt Debus.

• 1:07:58Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, go ahead. See that picture?

• 1:08:00Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, seems awesome.

• 1:08:01Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, first head of NASA.

• 1:08:02Duncan Trussell?

  Kurt Heinrich Debus.

• 1:08:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, first head of NASA.

• 1:08:05Duncan Trussell?

  Debus. Uh.

• 1:08:07Kurt Metzger?

  Under him, NASA conducted 150 launches of military missiles. So don't fucking say NASA's got something bad because they got the finest engineering there is.

• 1:08:15Duncan Trussell?

  He was brought to the United States via Operation Paperclip.

• 1:08:18Kurt Metzger?

  The finest engineers on the planet.

• 1:08:20Duncan Trussell?

  German engineers, nothing better.

• 1:08:23Kurt Metzger?

  Look at that and look at that scar. Wait, wait, let's look at this mensch. Look at that. That's the first head of NASA.

• 1:08:28Duncan Trussell?

  That's a fencing scar.

• 1:08:29Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, kids, wanna learn about space?

• 1:08:32Kurt Metzger?

  I wish there was like a Mr. Wizard of Kurt Davis. You know, like a neighborhood kid comes in and goes, today we, he teaches him about rockets and fucking, you know, uh, the frill.

• 1:08:42Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, Kurt Davis. Like it's Kurt Davis, but you can't pronounce V like vagina.

• 1:08:46Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, did you say Florida man caught?

• 1:08:48Duncan Trussell?

  Why did you pull that up?

• 1:08:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wait, this is the guy who, hold on, leave this. This guy was caught ejaculating onto flock cameras.

• 1:08:55Duncan Trussell?

  How does he get up there?

• 1:08:57Kurt Metzger?

  He's registered as a sex offender. Not for this though.

• 1:09:00Duncan Trussell?

  Wow. Look at, that's when you start shaving your head and you change your mind.

• 1:09:04Kurt Metzger?

  Now, when you get the call as a cop that, um, there's a man, uh, ejaculating on the flock cameras and then you have a mental picture in your head. I mean, do you think you probably are like, I know exactly this guy's.

• 1:09:16Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you know, he looks like that.

• 1:09:18Kurt Metzger?

  I know I'm reverse engineering this, but I feel like if you asked me what he got caught doing, I would say.

• 1:09:24Duncan Trussell?

  Jerked off on a flock camera.

• 1:09:26Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I, right?

• 1:09:27Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, for sure. That's definitely the look. You just came on a camera.

• 1:09:30Kurt Metzger?

  A man, a man in a reverse mohawk. Uh, I mean, and he's a vagrant?

• 1:09:37Duncan Trussell?

  Doesn't have to be.

• 1:09:38Kurt Metzger?

  Not with a great head of hair like that. That's like an Andrew Wilson hair model.

• 1:09:41Duncan Trussell?

  That's by choice. A man like that could do anything he wanted. Especially if you can get up on top of a flock camera.

• 1:09:48Kurt Metzger?

  You're right because, yeah, first of all.

• 1:09:50Duncan Trussell?

  Can you pull up a flock camera just so people see what we're talking about here?

• 1:09:54Kurt Metzger?

  Like if he was going bald, he couldn't have that hairstyle.

• 1:09:57Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:09:58Kurt Metzger?

  That's the, so he's got a nice.

• 1:09:59Duncan Trussell?

  He wanted that.

• 1:10:00Kurt Metzger?

  He wanted.

• 1:10:01Duncan Trussell?

  That fucking inverse mohawk. Look at that.

• 1:10:04Kurt Metzger?

  And then he's got amazing tensile strength.

• 1:10:05Duncan Trussell?

  Think about getting up there, holding on.

• 1:10:07Kurt Metzger?

  He just clambered up the side of that like a goddamn.

• 1:10:09Duncan Trussell?

  King Kong style, holding on and then jerking off onto the camera. Like, why is this guy not in the special forces?

• 1:10:17Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on, that's not the, that's not the camera.

• 1:10:20Duncan Trussell?

  Could be.

• 1:10:21Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, the damage is very, uh, specific looking, but.

• 1:10:25Duncan Trussell?

  Could be.

• 1:10:26Kurt Metzger?

  But where was he caught? No, this is Oakland. That guy's in Florida.

• 1:10:30Duncan Trussell?

  What, do you want a picture of the cum drenched flock camera?

• 1:10:33Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it'd go a long way towards building trust. And I, I explained to Neil that I don't trust the government.

• 1:10:39Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Well, I don't think he does either.

• 1:10:41Kurt Metzger?

  But like NASA's good. The one that don't have any guns and they're like pussies.

• 1:10:44Duncan Trussell?

  No, I do want to say though.

• 1:10:45Kurt Metzger?

  I'm sure they stand up to the man all the time.

• 1:10:47Duncan Trussell?

  You, what, I was disappointed when he told you that NASA's good and doesn't hide anything, that you didn't just tap out. Because he's a scientist. You're not. When a scientist says something, you're supposed to just agree with it.

• 1:11:00Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. First of all, two things you gotta know about me, and I've always made this clear. Me.

• 1:11:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:04Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, Jerps and, uh,

• 1:11:10Kurt Metzger?

  Kiderpa? I don't know what the.

• 1:11:11Duncan Trussell?

  Jerps and Kiderpa.

• 1:11:12Kurt Metzger?

  Jerps and Kiderpa.

• 1:11:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. I was so disappointed.

• 1:11:16Kurt Metzger?

  There's two things you gotta, one, uh, I'm a pre-trigger. Okay?

• 1:11:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:22Kurt Metzger?

  I have pre-traumatic stress syndrome and I am a pre-trig. That means my default state is to be triggered. Okay. Number one.

• 1:11:28Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:11:29Kurt Metzger?

  So I was doing everything I could to hold it together.

• 1:11:31Duncan Trussell?

  You are pre-triggered.

• 1:11:32Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, where's my pre-trig, trigtraum community people at?

• 1:11:35Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I got you.

• 1:11:37Kurt Metzger?

  Where's the pre-trig traums out there?

• 1:11:38Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I'm sorry. I, I'm sorry. I called you out, man. I didn't know you had pre-triggered.

• 1:11:41Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I was given this degree. This is why you can trust academia because if someone like me, a man that couldn't read until he was in his late thirties.

• 1:11:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, but congrats on picking it up.

• 1:11:51Kurt Metzger?

  Honestly, not that good of a reader still.

• 1:11:54Duncan Trussell?

  That's okay.

• 1:11:54Kurt Metzger?

  If I'm being honest, but that didn't stop me from being a fully accredited, uh,

• 1:11:59Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 1:12:00Kurt Metzger?

  Professor from Cambridge, from Cambridge motherfucking university.

• 1:12:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. And so the, I want to read about your condition. The term living pre-triggered is a modern psychological and cultural slang term. It describes a state of hypervigilance where a person is constantly anxious, defensive and waiting for the next piece of bad news.

• 1:12:18Kurt Metzger?

  So I was just anxious and defensive the whole time.

• 1:12:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you were.

• 1:12:21Kurt Metzger?

  I was like, like, I don't like how he's smiling, even though he didn't do anything wrong.

• 1:12:24Duncan Trussell?

  Nothing.

• 1:12:25Kurt Metzger?

  I'm already triggered before I got here. You understand my problem?

• 1:12:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah, I got it. I got it.

• 1:12:29Kurt Metzger?

  And I don't think going to space is going to fix that. I didn't want to say that.

• 1:12:32Duncan Trussell?

  I had that.

• 1:12:33Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 1:12:36Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, Jacques, uh,

• 1:12:43Kurt Metzger?

  Primo Jacques Vallée? I'm not a good reader. I think I said that.

• 1:12:47Duncan Trussell?

  It's called premature ejaculation.

• 1:12:51Kurt Metzger?

  What triggers the release of precum?

• 1:12:53Duncan Trussell?

  Feet.

• 1:12:55Kurt Metzger?

  Um, okay. Um, the body responds automatically as excited builds up. Is that what causes, uh, precum feet?

• 1:13:04Duncan Trussell?

  What? Yeah.

• 1:13:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's talking about succubus and, uh, incubus.

• 1:13:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, these are, yeah. He was saying that this is something people invented.

• 1:13:13Kurt Metzger?

  You ever get it? You ever get attacked in the night by a succubus?

• 1:13:16Duncan Trussell?

  Not, not enough times.

• 1:13:17Kurt Metzger?

  There's only one way to ward off succubus attack. Get rid of the supply before she can get there.

• 1:13:22Duncan Trussell?

  Dude.

• 1:13:22Kurt Metzger?

  There ain't nothing to succubus.

• 1:13:25Duncan Trussell?

  You gotta release before you go back.

• 1:13:26Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, yeah. You should check that, uh, desolate battlefield of jizrags on my floor, I guess. Cause there ain't nothing to succubus here.

• 1:13:33Duncan Trussell?

  Here's an important question. Why doesn't my boyfriend produce any precum? Take your shoes off.

• 1:13:39Kurt Metzger?

  You know, not.

• 1:13:44Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, pull up how to summon a succubi. A succubus. Pull up how to summon a succubi.

• 1:13:49Kurt Metzger?

  I feel like Alice is also a dude. Cause I've never heard a girl concerned that there's not enough cum.

• 1:13:54Duncan Trussell?

  To, never.

• 1:13:55Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, I'm not seeing enough of a mess.

• 1:13:59Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, don't go to the AI. It's not going to help you. But there's a whole thing about, yeah, succubus, uh, cause horny dudes know that they could summon a succubus to come fuck them at night.

• 1:14:08Kurt Metzger?

  They're using, uh, CE5 protocols.

• 1:14:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it gets you a succubus. That's not what I want though. That's the wrong summoning. Not that either. I don't want that.

• 1:14:18Kurt Metzger?

  There's a nice butter face.

• 1:14:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I don't want any of these. There you go. I would take the one holding the old man. That, that looks hot.

• 1:14:27Kurt Metzger?

  That's a buttery, uh, that's a buttery succubus if I'm ever see.

• 1:14:34Kurt Metzger?

  Well, just don't look too much at the face.

• 1:14:37Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:39Kurt Metzger?

  And then the old man, hey, come on. I'm just an old man minding my own business, sleeping with a huge boner.

• 1:14:46Kurt Metzger?

  I don't understand why they don't figure this into the possible alien contact. Look, what would happen if alien contact? Well, let's say NASA, oh, do you like my hypothetical? I asked him.

• 1:14:56Duncan Trussell?

  I loved it. Uh, my guess right now is he's typing to his publicist. Hey, get me on that show again as soon as you can.

• 1:15:03Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of people are saying that. Hunter Biden, I bet, after he saw the last one.

• 1:15:06Duncan Trussell?

  I would love to have another show.

• 1:15:08Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. I'd party with that guy in a fucking second, dude.

• 1:15:13Duncan Trussell?

  Well, what was the other thing we were going to do on this episode?

• 1:15:17Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, let's see. Oh, the rare books. Oh yeah, they're throwing out the books, but wait. I have better, way better stupid crap that we should have been looking at. So don't think, don't think, uh, that I don't. Okay, wait.

• 1:15:32Kurt Metzger?

  Do you think he got my reference to Jerps and our derp?

• 1:15:35Duncan Trussell?

  No. I think he was too blown away by the other questions we had. I, I, I watched his whole, like.

• 1:15:40Kurt Metzger?

  Those were, those were, honestly, man, and I'm not trying to toot my own horn and you know, I can toot my own horn if you don't want to.

• 1:15:47Duncan Trussell?

  Toot your horn.

• 1:15:48Kurt Metzger?

  But, uh, that was one of the best. I, I, I felt like a, like a, almost like a choreographed.

• 1:15:56Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:15:56Kurt Metzger?

  Ballet of perfect question and answer, back and forth.

• 1:16:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:16:01Kurt Metzger?

  You know, just worthy of three-way.

• 1:16:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:04Kurt Metzger?

  Worthy adversary expert battle. Bam, bam, bam.

• 1:16:07Duncan Trussell?

  No, it was incredible. He was in ontological shock, like.

• 1:16:11Kurt Metzger?

  You know, we can't have disclosure because that ontological shock he just experienced, he'd die from the ontological, ontological shock.

• 1:16:18Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:16:19Kurt Metzger?

  Of, uh, you know?

• 1:16:21Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:16:21Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, you whipped that dick out, honestly?

• 1:16:23Duncan Trussell?

  What? This isn't a dick. That's an assumption.

• 1:16:26Kurt Metzger?

  That's the best part. Cause I assumed it was.

• 1:16:29Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:16:29Kurt Metzger?

  And then like bam, that's a, see you, you, I don't even think you could pay to go to Andrew Wilson debate classes to learn that kind of skill.

• 1:16:35Duncan Trussell?

  This isn't a dick.

• 1:16:37Kurt Metzger?

  So what's the problem?

• 1:16:39Duncan Trussell?

  There isn't. No one said there was a problem.

• 1:16:40Kurt Metzger?

  I guess you are not Mr.

• 1:16:42Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, Mr. Tyson made a very unscientific, he said, why are you playing with yourself? He, he tried to back out and say it was, why it wasn't saying it was a dick.

• 1:16:49Kurt Metzger?

  This is my knowledge, this is my culture's knowledge stick and where we come from, that's how we get knowledge.

• 1:16:53Duncan Trussell?

  Wisdom's question stick, knowledge stick, energy stick.

• 1:16:57Kurt Metzger?

  I'm using it as a bookmark for your fine books, sir. By the way, I loved.

• 1:16:59Duncan Trussell?

  We use this. Yeah, thank you so much.

• 1:17:01Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, I love you, and this is my full, uh, f- flesh bookmarker that I use.

• 1:17:07Duncan Trussell?

  This is great for marking books.

• 1:17:09Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. As soon as I'm done taking a shit, I clamp it shut.

• 1:17:12Duncan Trussell?

  We do that. My species does that before we go to bed. We slam our thinking sticks in a book.

• 1:17:18Kurt Metzger?

  Did you ever slam your thinking stick when you were young? I had, I never did, but I had friends. Now this is like when we.

• 1:17:24Duncan Trussell?

  Got it stuck in the bay doors of our ship once.

• 1:17:27Kurt Metzger?

  No kidding.

• 1:17:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it was horrible.

• 1:17:28Kurt Metzger?

  It doesn't have like a safe, like an elevator thing?

• 1:17:30Duncan Trussell?

  We, after that, they started putting them in. But I mean, I was a kid. I didn't know.

• 1:17:34Kurt Metzger?

  So advanced and yet so behind in some ways.

• 1:17:36Duncan Trussell?

  I know. We're always learning. I mean, this is one of the things people like Tyson teaches us. But yeah.

• 1:17:42Kurt Metzger?

  That and get your booster.

• 1:17:44Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, definitely.

• 1:17:45Kurt Metzger?

  That way, what does that say? What did you just look up slamming penis in books?

• 1:17:50Kurt Metzger?

  Let's see what chat, chat Jeep it says. Well, that sounds incredibly painful. Does it? Stop trying to act like you know me, fucking AI.

• 1:17:58Duncan Trussell?

  Depends on the book, honestly.

• 1:17:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my God, guys, AI got loose. I can't tell the difference with this fucking piece of shit AI. Whoa, Rex, please. He has a big dick, but he doesn't, will you click that? What do you mean?

• 1:18:11Duncan Trussell?

  But he doesn't slam it in during the first time. Oh, they're looking for books where he has a big dick, but he doesn't slam it in during their first time. I've, um, uh, Pilgrims of Light.

• 1:18:21Kurt Metzger?

  Well, she's not going to like my favorite book, Straight to Anal.

• 1:18:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, no, that's right. Yeah, Straight to Anal is, yeah, it's an incredible book.

• 1:18:31Kurt Metzger?

  Cut the shit and pack the shit.

• 1:18:33Duncan Trussell?

  It goes right in. But yeah, there's a lot of books like that.

• 1:18:36Kurt Metzger?

  Take Me to the River by Casey Rose.

• 1:18:41Duncan Trussell?

  He's a protect.

• 1:18:42Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, go back. Whoa, whoa.

• 1:18:43Duncan Trussell?

  He's a protective mountain man and even.

• 1:18:45Kurt Metzger?

  Hold on a minute. He's a protect, and even delays having sex with her because he's worried it's too big. I've been there. It's a low angst.

• 1:18:53Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, smexy.

• 1:18:55Kurt Metzger?

  Sm, oh, is a sm, what does smexy mean?

• 1:18:58Duncan Trussell?

  What's smexy? Can we pull that up? Smexy? Maybe that's just a misspelling.

• 1:19:03Kurt Metzger?

  If you don't do the research, you don't get the answers.

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  It's a combination of smut and sexy.

• 1:19:07Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, smexy.

• 1:19:08Speaker 04

  No, it's smart.

• 1:19:09Duncan Trussell?

  Smart and, oh God damn it.

• 1:19:11Kurt Metzger?

  Wow. Hey, hey there, smexicans. That means smart and sexy people.

• 1:19:20Kurt Metzger?

  It's kind of smexy.

• 1:19:22Duncan Trussell?

  Smexy is the worst thing anyone ever typed into Reddit.

• 1:19:25Kurt Metzger?

  Smexicans. Disney's out of control with smexicans. See, that's how I was thinking of something like that.

• 1:19:30Duncan Trussell?

  Smart sexy Mexican.

• 1:19:34Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah. Shit.

• 1:19:40Duncan Trussell?

  There you go.

• 1:19:40Kurt Metzger?

  No, that one.

• 1:19:41Duncan Trussell?

  This?

• 1:19:42Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:42Duncan Trussell?

  You got it.

• 1:19:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I gotta really.

• 1:19:44Duncan Trussell?

  It's a light.

• 1:19:45Kurt Metzger?

  This is what they teach you at NASA, by the way.

• 1:19:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:48Kurt Metzger?

  Oh shit.

• 1:19:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah?

• 1:19:53Kurt Metzger?

  If you look into Neil's eyes.

• 1:19:55Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, it's like 2001, dude.

• 1:19:59Duncan Trussell?

  Yep. Open the pod doors. Hal, open the doors.

• 1:20:21Kurt Metzger?

  I feel like I just got my green dick caught inside eternity.

• 1:20:25Duncan Trussell?

  It's the worst feeling.

• 1:20:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:27Duncan Trussell?

  You get your dick in a black hole.

• 1:20:32Duncan Trussell?

  You know, Neil?

• 1:20:34Duncan Trussell?

  What happens if I get my thinking stick in your? Do you think Neil deGrasse Tyson, I really can't believe we didn't ask him this, has ever taken acid? I was asking you.

• 1:20:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, me? I don't know. It doesn't sound like it, but.

• 1:20:47Speaker 05

  I highly doubt it.

• 1:20:49Kurt Metzger?

  Why do you say doubt it, Carly?

• 1:20:51Speaker 05

  Well, because he really, you know, is a dignified academic and I don't think he would risk fucking up his brain.

• 1:20:59Kurt Metzger?

  But back in, but when he was younger?

• 1:21:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I think because he's an academic, he probably has. I bet he has.

• 1:21:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, academics, I don't know, and I didn't want to bring this up to him, but you know like how many academics are like, when I say fucking creepy freaks, I mean, it doesn't even, a little bit describe it. I mean, all the, all the greats. Uh, the father of AI, Marvin Minsky. You know that guy?

• 1:21:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yes. I mean, I've heard of him.

• 1:21:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's a, well, Epstein files alum like myself.

• 1:21:25Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up Marvin Minsky?

• 1:21:28Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:30Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my God. Now who would ever think this guy is some kind of sex goblin?

• 1:21:33Duncan Trussell?

  Doesn't seem like it.

• 1:21:35Kurt Metzger?

  Marvin Minsky Epstein?

• 1:21:40Duncan Trussell?

  He was linked.

• 1:21:41Kurt Metzger?

  Ew, she had to fuck that guy? Yeah, well, I mean, if you, if you'd fuck Alan Dershowitz, I guess, uh.

• 1:21:49Duncan Trussell?

  Holy shit.

• 1:21:50Kurt Metzger?

  If you, if you give it up to the Ders. Uh, put Schrodinger, you know, from Schrodinger's cat. You've heard of that, right?

• 1:21:58Duncan Trussell?

  Please don't tell me this guy was a.

• 1:22:00Kurt Metzger?

  Erwin, well, let's look at a picture of him first.

• 1:22:05Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I, well, no, not the cat, but Schrodinger, the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's just see that pic. You see that picture of him? Okay, now buckle up for this one, Duncan. Uh, he was fucking pervert.

• 1:22:18Kurt Metzger?

  Now.

• 1:22:19Duncan Trussell?

  Get out of here.

• 1:22:19Kurt Metzger?

  Now, look, get a good look at him and get ready.

• 1:22:21Duncan Trussell?

  He doesn't seem like that. He's handsome.

• 1:22:23Kurt Metzger?

  Well, he's got a bow tie and little round glasses.

• 1:22:25Duncan Trussell?

  He's kinda dashing.

• 1:22:27Kurt Metzger?

  Well, is this dashing? Uh, he is actually. Uh, so we did a journal of like all the 12 year old girls he was courting.

• 1:22:34Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:22:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, like women are ruined after age 15 because, um, they're not gonna get.

• 1:22:37Duncan Trussell?

  He did not say that.

• 1:22:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they're not gonna get any smarter. So like, then now they're, he was like a, he was like a griper of his time.

• 1:22:46Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up his journals?

• 1:22:47Kurt Metzger?

  What? Schrodinger? Erwin Schrodinger, uh, young girls. This sounds smexy as hell, don't it? You have to go to all.

• 1:22:55Duncan Trussell?

  It just sounds smex.

• 1:22:58Kurt Metzger?

  Smart and sexy. Oh, his journal entry. Boy, it's great when you keep a diary.

• 1:23:04Duncan Trussell?

  The diaries revealed that he pursued and groomed young girls.

• 1:23:06Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my God. Including Ithie Younger.

• 1:23:11Duncan Trussell?

  Starting when she was 14 years old and becoming sexually involved with, resulting in pregnancy and an abortion. Ah!

• 1:23:17Kurt Metzger?

  Schrodinger wrote in his journals that the innocence of these young girls matched his own scientific genius.

• 1:23:23Duncan Trussell?

  What an asshole!

• 1:23:25Kurt Metzger?

  My own genius.

• 1:23:28Duncan Trussell?

  These girls are as innocent as I am smart.

• 1:23:31Kurt Metzger?

  But I mean, he had a journal of like young chicks.

• 1:23:33Duncan Trussell?

  What a piece of shit.

• 1:23:34Kurt Metzger?

  But, you know, remember how MIT is the Epstein one?

• 1:23:37Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:23:38Kurt Metzger?

  That they're all, and uh, put in, what's that fucking guy from the Sophia bot that I showed you on your show a long time ago?

• 1:23:44Duncan Trussell?

  From the what?

• 1:23:45Kurt Metzger?

  Sophia, that little robot, the robot for girls.

• 1:23:47Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:23:49Kurt Metzger?

  This is why I don't trust fucking NASA, by the way.

• 1:23:52Duncan Trussell?

  Well, you should. Tyson just told you that it's all on the level, dude.

• 1:23:57Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, he did accept that they were hiding Epstein files on the moon. Um, he, props to him.

• 1:24:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, he did accept that, but I don't know, man. You did get pretty brutalized by him today. You should be ashamed and you probably should write him an apology.

• 1:24:08Kurt Metzger?

  You're saying I got bogged because I would be.

• 1:24:10Duncan Trussell?

  You got bogged.

• 1:24:11Kurt Metzger?

  I'll be pre-traum, I'm pre-traum right now, so you don't want it to get to a worse.

• 1:24:15Duncan Trussell?

  He smart mogged your ass.

• 1:24:17Kurt Metzger?

  Shit.

• 1:24:20Kurt Metzger?

  Shit.

• 1:24:22Duncan Trussell?

  He got you, dude. He got you.

• 1:24:26Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, are you looks mag? What do? Wait, is PSL? Do you know? Wait.

• 1:24:32Duncan Trussell?

  3.5 to 4.8. Normie.

• 1:24:37Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's only got, oh, he's 6'2" though.

• 1:24:39Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know. I think he's pretty handsome.

• 1:24:41Kurt Metzger?

  So have you seen the clavicular documentary? Have you?

• 1:24:44Duncan Trussell?

  No, I haven't watched that. I can't watch that shit.

• 1:24:46Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, but cause that's where you learn what a PSL score is.

• 1:24:49Duncan Trussell?

  I knew what that was, but I didn't, I haven't watched the doc.

• 1:24:51Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, it's J O O N, June the King. Uh, is the guy made it and it's about clavicular.

• 1:25:01Kurt Metzger?

  Is that what he looks like? Wow. That was crazy what I just saw. No, not wings or dent, then the clavicular. Yes.

• 1:25:08Kurt Metzger?

  Um, because the EDP 445 one is fucking incredible, but this one? Do you understand this guy? And put, put it up real quick.

• 1:25:18Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know what Pua hate is?

• 1:25:19Duncan Trussell?

  No, what is that?

• 1:25:21Kurt Metzger?

  Pickup artist hate.

• 1:25:22Duncan Trussell?

  Uh.

• 1:25:22Kurt Metzger?

  So all these guys that can't even use NLP to, uh, manipulate women into having sex with them because they suck that bad.

• 1:25:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:29Kurt Metzger?

  They suck so bad they can't even use the easy hypnosis that Andrew Tate teaches.

• 1:25:34Duncan Trussell?

  What is this? Wait, what?

• 1:25:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Why are Phil, yeah. So why is, where did looks maxing come from? Do you know? It's from the black pill.

• 1:25:45Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, sure.

• 1:25:45Kurt Metzger?

  See that? A life of lowness is all that awaits us.

• 1:25:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

• 1:25:48Kurt Metzger?

  So what you're seeing is like this weird, like sexual nihilism thing, and it's from, it's the trickle down Peter Thiel. They, all these tech guys want to financialize nature. Okay, and um, so that's why we have a PSL score. So I can't just emote and intuit how I feel like, right, about your green cock. I have to give it a score.

• 1:26:09Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 1:26:09Kurt Metzger?

  This is how autistic they want everybody to be.

• 1:26:11Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I got you.

• 1:26:12Kurt Metzger?

  Because he's fucking half robot freaks.

• 1:26:13Duncan Trussell?

  Gotta quantify the unquantifiable.

• 1:26:15Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, they're all like, no, yeah, you could do that. And then they, they seem like smart-hearted, like it's, it's sad watching them.

• 1:26:20Duncan Trussell?

  Right, right.

• 1:26:21Kurt Metzger?

  So that's what this poor smart, his kid, his parents are a couple of, uh, bodybuilders. Don't put my PSL score, dude. That's not fair to mog Duncan.

• 1:26:30Duncan Trussell?

  There's no official PSL score for you.

• 1:26:32Kurt Metzger?

  And I, I dispute that low tier.

• 1:26:34Duncan Trussell?

  Where am I? What's mine?

• 1:26:35Kurt Metzger?

  I dispute my low tier normie score. That's a, I would say high tier, uh.

• 1:26:41Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think so, dude.

• 1:26:42Kurt Metzger?

  Above normal.

• 1:26:43Duncan Trussell?

  There's no way I've been scored.

• 1:26:45Kurt Metzger?

  Hi, I'm Duncan Trussell, AMA.

• 1:26:48Duncan Trussell?

  Low tier normie.

• 1:26:50Kurt Metzger?

  Um, that was our, our punk band, obviously, but we haven't been, uh.

• 1:26:56Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it wasn't a joke. What the fuck? They just said I jokingly said I was looks macking? You know how fucking hurtful that is to me as a pre-trick, trick troll?

• 1:27:03Duncan Trussell?

  3.5 to 4.5. Slightly below average. What the fuck?

• 1:27:06Kurt Metzger?

  Poor Slayer.

• 1:27:09Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, so, oh, Segura, what did he get?

• 1:27:13Duncan Trussell?

  3.5 to 4.5.

• 1:27:14Kurt Metzger?

  You know what? Segura does have the bone structure of a Chad. That's how they go by, because.

• 1:27:20Duncan Trussell?

  Tony Hinchcliffe.

• 1:27:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, don't put the golden pony up there.

• 1:27:24Duncan Trussell?

  3.5 to, everyone's like in the middle here.

• 1:27:26Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I guess you better make some money in the podcast game. Guess you better make some podcast money because you're, you're plus a Pua score. Okay, wait, so, blackpilled was specifically a thing of like, all that matters is how hot you are.

• 1:27:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:27:43Kurt Metzger?

  Okay?

• 1:27:44Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:27:44Kurt Metzger?

  Which is a weird thing to become a mainstream.

• 1:27:47Duncan Trussell?

  Totally weird.

• 1:27:47Kurt Metzger?

  Now, they'll say in political areas like, and I hate saying spaces, but they'll be like, oh, like if you like, hey, I think America's a fake country with not a real democ, like, don't black pill me. But that's what it meant. Oh, let's see here.

• 1:28:00Duncan Trussell?

  Look, that's me, low tier normie. I, I think that guy's more handsome than me.

• 1:28:06Kurt Metzger?

  Uh.

• 1:28:07Duncan Trussell?

  But I'm definitely, I don't think I'm sub five.

• 1:28:08Kurt Metzger?

  I would say I'm true Adam.

• 1:28:11Duncan Trussell?

  True Adam!

• 1:28:13Kurt Metzger?

  The template for all men. I accept that.

• 1:28:14Duncan Trussell?

  Beautiful man. Look at that neck.

• 1:28:16Kurt Metzger?

  And like Reggie Watts, I love myself.

• 1:28:18Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, me too. I love myself. I roll a lot.

• 1:28:21Kurt Metzger?

  Like Reggie Watts once said, uh, inexplicably into a camera after, uh, that thing with his. Okay.

• 1:28:28Duncan Trussell?

  Sub three, sub three is like post-nuclear blast.

• 1:28:34Kurt Metzger?

  Sub.

• 1:28:35Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, sub three is a mess.

• 1:28:37Kurt Metzger?

  Now, does she, does sub three have to have that specific haircut?

• 1:28:41Duncan Trussell?

  MTV is hot. H, all these are like.

• 1:28:44Kurt Metzger?

  HTB, yeah, for sure.

• 1:28:45Duncan Trussell?

  I like the HTB, the Stacy, I don't even, I, and the true Eve looks terrified.

• 1:28:51Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, honestly, okay, sub three, I'm gonna be honest, he doesn't look like any where you could ethically even have intercourse with that person.

• 1:28:58Duncan Trussell?

  That's like fell out of the back of a truck.

• 1:29:00Kurt Metzger?

  But all the other ones, I pretty much hit all of them.

• 1:29:04Duncan Trussell?

  All of them. I'd be proud of any of them.

• 1:29:05Kurt Metzger?

  Some of them I actually had sex with too, but I did punch each and every one of those.

• 1:29:08Duncan Trussell?

  They're beautiful. I don't think that, I think the HTB is hotter than the true Eve.

• 1:29:15Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, me too.

• 1:29:16Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that fucking weird meaty neck that true Eve has.

• 1:29:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and the true Eve has had work done.

• 1:29:23Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:24Kurt Metzger?

  You know?

• 1:29:25Duncan Trussell?

  And Stacy, I don't know, man. I'm going for HTB all the way.

• 1:29:30Kurt Metzger?

  And how come none of them are Asian?

• 1:29:31Duncan Trussell?

  MTV, MTV looks good. These people are fucking nuts.

• 1:29:34Kurt Metzger?

  Concepto del dio, begugo, be bubo. Um, what's an MTN? Boy, look at the.

• 1:29:43Duncan Trussell?

  MTN.

• 1:29:44Kurt Metzger?

  Now wait, look at sub three. Who made these?

• 1:29:47Duncan Trussell?

  A psycho. Somebody just.

• 1:29:50Kurt Metzger?

  Somebody's blackbilled this shit.

• 1:29:51Duncan Trussell?

  Someone out of their fucking mind made these.

• 1:29:54Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so this little fucking.

• 1:29:56Duncan Trussell?

  This guy, ha, ha, what does he?

• 1:29:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, this chick, yo, I'll fuck this chick.

• 1:30:03Kurt Metzger?

  You know, feels late.

• 1:30:05Duncan Trussell?

  What's an ITN? Oh, there we go.

• 1:30:07Kurt Metzger?

  What about this girl? Oh, what about her?

• 1:30:10Duncan Trussell?

  He's giving examples.

• 1:30:11Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, what about that chick? Okay, wait.

• 1:30:16Duncan Trussell?

  MTN.

• 1:30:17Kurt Metzger?

  What? Who made this?

• 1:30:19Duncan Trussell?

  I wanna get up to that level.

• 1:30:22Kurt Metzger?

  And somebody said, "Look at low-key him. Look at the guy's picture there."

• 1:30:26Duncan Trussell?

  Look.

• 1:30:26Kurt Metzger?

  Click at that picture, please. Oh, wow. Now that chick works out.

• 1:30:32Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:30:35Kurt Metzger?

  Anyway, go back to...

• 1:30:37Kurt Metzger?

  Go back to... I noticed these true atoms are like different kinds of twinkies. I can't help but notice.

• 1:30:43Duncan Trussell?

  They are.

• 1:30:44Kurt Metzger?

  So, look, here's the thing about if your looks maxing. These are all autistic people that are easily, you know, they're already half on iPhone, each and every one of them.

• 1:30:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:30:54Kurt Metzger?

  That kind of robot thinking. All that matters is your PSL score.

• 1:30:58Duncan Trussell?

  That's it.

• 1:30:59Kurt Metzger?

  Um, and, and the fucking nerds at the top really want that to be how it is.

• 1:31:03Duncan Trussell?

  But they really think your personality is just irrelevant, like the way you act, or all of that. It, it means nothing.

• 1:31:09Kurt Metzger?

  Sorry, I'm blackpilled. That sounds like some blue pill. Okay, so go ahead and go a little further into it.

• 1:31:16Kurt Metzger?

  Um, yeah, wait, this is the hammer thing.

• 1:31:18Duncan Trussell?

  God damn it, that's crazy.

• 1:31:20Kurt Metzger?

  So, his parents... Yeah, play it, can you, or?

• 1:31:23Duncan Trussell?

  Is that clavicular?

• 1:31:30Kurt Metzger?

  So here he is hitting his face with a mallet. And, uh, his parents didn't want him doing this.

• 1:31:35Duncan Trussell?

  Did they really show this? Let me see this. I mean, there's video.

• 1:31:37Kurt Metzger?

  But you know, yeah, you know what was really funny is he was getting, uh, hormones in the mail, just like if you were doing, uh, the, you know, how they're doing trans shit where they're doing backed up hormones?

• 1:31:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:47Kurt Metzger?

  These creepy influencers?

• 1:31:48Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:49Kurt Metzger?

  Well, on the, on this end, they're doing it too. Because all of them are like, oh, they're all on school shooter pills from an early age, right? And then they're like, uh, there's other pills that'll work.

• 1:31:58Duncan Trussell?

  Does he do it? Show him hitting his face.

• 1:32:00Kurt Metzger?

  Look, you can't argue with results.

• 1:32:02Duncan Trussell?

  It's called bone smashing. Does he do it? I wanna see him do it.

• 1:32:05Kurt Metzger?

  It's called bone smashing.

• 1:32:07Duncan Trussell?

  Show it.

• 1:32:08Kurt Metzger?

  Where's your pump?

• 1:32:11Duncan Trussell?

  That's not anything.

• 1:32:13Kurt Metzger?

  Look at his mom, like...

• 1:32:14Duncan Trussell?

  He's not even doing it.

• 1:32:15Kurt Metzger?

  I honestly, like, even though that's blurry, you could, you could feel everything his mother feels.

• 1:32:20Duncan Trussell?

  I thought they really smashed their heads. I didn't know they were doing these like light taps.

• 1:32:25Kurt Metzger?

  Really? Just like if you slap your face with a cock?

• 1:32:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. It's like slapping your face with a cock.

• 1:32:29Kurt Metzger?

  You know, just to make it more masculine. I'm gonna keep doing Reeves, shrug, and chewing phalum gum. That's that super hard gum. I'm already on, uh, uh, what does that say, Duncan? That word? I can't make it.

• 1:32:41Duncan Trussell?

  Where?

• 1:32:43Kurt Metzger?

  I'm... The last line. I'm already a what?

• 1:32:46Duncan Trussell?

  I'm gonna keep going. I'm already a... I can't read that. I don't know what that word is.

• 1:32:50Kurt Metzger?

  Tanner, can you see that? I have old eyes.

• 1:32:52Duncan Trussell?

  Tanner, what does that say?

• 1:32:53Kurt Metzger?

  Tanner? Can you read that word, please?

• 1:32:57Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, I think it says... Fajot.

• 1:33:01Kurt Metzger?

  Oh!

• 1:33:01Duncan Trussell?

  What is that, Italian?

• 1:33:02Kurt Metzger?

  I think it's dessert. Okay, well, pull out. Oh, we should get some fajot after this.

• 1:33:08Duncan Trussell?

  Was that a, is that food?

• 1:33:10Kurt Metzger?

  He's probably just blue pe... Oh, my, listen, but this part. My cousin's a jaw surgeon at a hospital. Okay, wait. Read it.

• 1:33:17Duncan Trussell?

  And he said it's...

• 1:33:18Kurt Metzger?

  Read the top part first.

• 1:33:20Duncan Trussell?

  "My mom has caught me bone smashing and mentioned it on Thanksgiving dinner before, and I got laughed at, but I played it off pretty well." "My cousin is a jaw surgeon at a hospital and said it's retarded." "But he's probably just bluepilling and trying to stop my ascension."

• 1:33:39Kurt Metzger?

  Now, do you see where the weird magical language comes in?

• 1:33:41Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:33:43Kurt Metzger?

  All these tech freaks, they're all doing occult shit, and it's not just like tech. That's why these words keep... That's the trickle down from your upper-class billionaire psychopath, catatonic, holding back the man of all this. That's where these...

• 1:33:56Duncan Trussell?

  Ascension is a crazy word for symmetry.

• 1:33:58Kurt Metzger?

  To not be literate, to not be literate in cuckoo talk like this, it's like you're missing half the world.

• 1:34:04Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:34:04Kurt Metzger?

  And that's why, Neil, I mean, that's an award for staying in his lane.

• 1:34:08Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, he did.

• 1:34:08Kurt Metzger?

  But not, if you wanna see the big picture, you're gonna have to understand this shit. You're gonna have to look at clavicular.

• 1:34:13Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, I think he agreed with everything we had to say.

• 1:34:16Kurt Metzger?

  That surprised me. And it's, I, I attribute that to very persuasive, uh, uh, debate techniques.

• 1:34:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, it was good.

• 1:34:22Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that's why I'm a professor.

• 1:34:24Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks for teaching me those tricks, man.

• 1:34:26Kurt Metzger?

  Don't thank me. Thank the Andrew Wilson School of, um, of, uh, "Women are retarded and you look snizzed, you d*** bitch."

• 1:34:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 1:34:34Kurt Metzger?

  It's a long title for a school, but I like to recite it out loud every time I state my credentials.

• 1:34:40Duncan Trussell?

  Well... You know, man, I don't know. I, I, I do feel like it's important to be beautiful, but I can't believe they're letting, they're leaving out the personality part. I mean, how many times have you met a beautiful person? They talk and they're not beautiful anymore.

• 1:34:54Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. If my looks ever failed me, I would have nothing.

• 1:34:56Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, you have a great personality, and if your looks failed, you'd be fine.

• 1:35:01Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, you reminded me why I brought this up.

• 1:35:05Duncan Trussell?

  Low-tier normie, smash your own Facebook.

• 1:35:13Kurt Metzger?

  Do you have this?

• 1:35:17Kurt Metzger?

  Did you guys get the new Low-Tier Normie album?

• 1:35:20Duncan Trussell?

  Fucking good.

• 1:35:24Duncan Trussell?

  It's fucking rad, bro. Dude, do you guys have my video from Low-Tier Normie? Can you guys play that?

• 1:35:29Kurt Metzger?

  What kind of music were we doing? Grind?

• 1:35:31Duncan Trussell?

  Fart in jars. Do you guys have our, that song?

• 1:35:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, do we have a, yeah, we should play this for Neil. We gave him the award. Fuck this whole award thing up. You know, that guy came around to our point of view, 100%.

• 1:35:45Duncan Trussell?

  100%.

• 1:35:46Kurt Metzger?

  And we didn't even remember to give him his award.

• 1:35:46Duncan Trussell?

  He started off skeptical, he got vulnerable, and he changed. And that's what true scientists do. He came in thinking the moon landing happened. He left saying not. He came in not wanting to talk about the genocide, and at the end, he'd completely done a 3, 180, 360. What is it? 360 or 180? 360, you end up in the same place.

• 1:36:09Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:36:10Duncan Trussell?

  The point is...

• 1:36:13Duncan Trussell?

  We changed him.

• 1:36:14Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:36:16Kurt Metzger?

  Full 720.

• 1:36:18Duncan Trussell?

  He did a 720. Is it a 360 or 180? It's a 180.

• 1:36:21Kurt Metzger?

  He didn't know if he was coming or going.

• 1:36:23Duncan Trussell?

  360 or in the same place.

• 1:36:25Kurt Metzger?

  It's like fucking a dolphin. You're upside down, you're right side up, you don't know what's what, but you don't wanna stop.

• 1:36:28Duncan Trussell?

  And I think that was a good, that was a good opening, is bringing up dolphin fucking.

• 1:36:33Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's how you disarm people. I learned that at Andrew Wilson School.

• 1:36:36Duncan Trussell?

  Look at this dolphin dick.

• 1:36:39Kurt Metzger?

  And we, if we had to, we could've...

• 1:36:41Duncan Trussell?

  Terrifying.

• 1:36:42Kurt Metzger?

  We could've taken it to here, but...

• 1:36:44Duncan Trussell?

  Terrifying. We didn't have to.

• 1:36:45Kurt Metzger?

  Luckily, we didn't have to deploy the big, the big guns.

• 1:36:48Duncan Trussell?

  The big guns.

• 1:36:49Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, wait. What were we just looking at that you... Oh, so, um, I forgot, the clavicular doc. In his incel forums he used to post on, he talked about a black guy taking a pee next to him. And it's one of the like saddest, funniest things I've ever seen. Um, it's, dude, it's, it's in his messages, and he talks about how this guy has a more girthful stream than him.

• 1:37:11Duncan Trussell?

  Are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:37:12Kurt Metzger?

  Go back. Um...

• 1:37:16Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, God. Girth maxing?

• 1:37:20Duncan Trussell?

  Dick ups for girth maxing.

• 1:37:22Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, you know, like jelkey. Oh, my God, tur... We can't hear.

• 1:37:25Duncan Trussell?

  Soft maxing.

• 1:37:26Speaker 06

  Or acceptable methods sometimes used by the general populace. For example, dieting will fall under soft maxing. For something like a nose surgery, a rhinoplasty would be hard maxing.

• 1:37:37Kurt Metzger?

  I just hard maxed my nose, dude.

• 1:37:40Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, there's a part where he's, oh, my God. Oh, staring into the sun to make your eyes blue, or is one of them?

• 1:37:45Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 1:37:46Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, go back a little bit. Watch. Uh, this is where I'm like, this is an op. It's not, no, it's not that they're stupid. This is an op.

• 1:37:53Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:37:54Kurt Metzger?

  All right, but just play, will you hear the guy? They've all been staring in the... Yeah.

• 1:38:00Speaker 03

  You see brown? That's why I can do this right now.

• 1:38:02Speaker 06

  Among the other looks-maxing methods, even Brayden found this a bit too absurd, which is why he was asking his fellow forum members to help him develop it to a point...

• 1:38:14Kurt Metzger?

  Where's the part where a black guy gets next to... Cause so, he, he really was open with his forum, and he was explaining how he's a four-inch dick. And so, he gets a little self-conscious about it, and then the black guy took a pee next to him. It was like, it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen anybody write down. Like, he was listening to the guy's pee, so he knew that he had a nice girthful...

• 1:38:34Duncan Trussell?

  I can't, I can't imagine being jealous of a dude's piss stream.

• 1:38:38Kurt Metzger?

  Well, at that age.

• 1:38:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:38:43Kurt Metzger?

  You know, it was not in his prostate.

• 1:38:45Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 1:38:46Kurt Metzger?

  Age, you know?

• 1:38:48Kurt Metzger?

  Why does clavicular like mentioning BBCs? Uh, so he can pre-come? Okay, let's see. Let's see what he says.

• 1:38:56Speaker 07

  That all the BBCs will make her cream? You're so annoying, Clap. What's that? You're annoying.

• 1:39:04Speaker 07

  You're actually annoying. I don't know. Is it funny? Uh, I'm not laughing. No, no, no.

• 1:39:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, dude, he's enraged. That, yo...

• 1:39:15Duncan Trussell?

  It's so sad.

• 1:39:16Kurt Metzger?

  That chick's about to get beaten with an, an object smaller than a thumb. In the Arab tradition.

• 1:39:26Duncan Trussell?

  Holy fuck.

• 1:39:27Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. I can't believe we converted, uh, we converted Neil deGrasse Tyson.

• 1:39:32Duncan Trussell?

  It was crazy to watch the look on his face when we blew up his idea that people landed on the moon.

• 1:39:38Kurt Metzger?

  Look at his face with the joy of having true knowledge.

• 1:39:41Duncan Trussell?

  He's free now.

• 1:39:42Kurt Metzger?

  So that bullshit he was walking around with.

• 1:39:43Duncan Trussell?

  I can't wait to see him on Bill Maher next. He's gonna be a different person after this.

• 1:39:47Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. It's like, it's like that book was like, he pooped out all that useless crap he doesn't need no more.

• 1:39:53Duncan Trussell?

  It feels, doesn't it, don't you feel a little weird being so powerful, though? I mean, it's like, you know, the

• 1:39:58Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:39:59Duncan Trussell?

  Language is a weapon and...

• 1:40:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I'm very overly sensitive, but also extremely...

• 1:40:06Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you for playing that, guys.

• 1:40:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:40:11Duncan Trussell?

  While you're, while you're watching that, I just wanna say, you can't kiss yourself in the mirror. You can't kiss yourself on the cheeks, just the lips. You can only kiss yourself on the lips. Fifth Street, New York City. There's a locker out there. You'll find the key. You know where to look. Go now. This is what you were born for.

• 1:40:50Kurt Metzger?

  You are a new person, Kurt.

• 1:40:53Duncan Trussell?

  You were never born, you'll never die. Never was there a time when you did not exist, nor ever in the future shall you cease to be. Therefore, nothing to fear.

• 1:41:06Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, welcome to Expert X-Play. I'm, uh, Jiderp Kiderp and, uh, uh, we're talking to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

• 1:41:15Duncan Trussell?

  Today, we learned a lot, and we forgot a lot, too.

• 1:41:18Kurt Metzger?

  That's the important part.

• 1:41:20Duncan Trussell?

  Forgetting.

• 1:41:21Kurt Metzger?

  You can't learn new stuff unless you forget some old stuff. That's the thing we like to say at Cambridge.

• 1:41:25Duncan Trussell?

  You gotta clear the memory of the hard drive sometimes if you wanna put new files on.

• 1:41:30Kurt Metzger?

  What is a woman? I don't know.

• 1:41:31Duncan Trussell?

  What isn't a woman?

• 1:41:32Kurt Metzger?

  I know when I smell it.

• 1:41:34Duncan Trussell?

  And I know when I feel it. And I know you're a woman. And I know you're with me right now.

• 1:41:39Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh! Okay, I wanna thank, uh, uh, Neil.

• 1:41:47Duncan Trussell?

  Neil deGrasse Tyson.

• 1:41:48Kurt Metzger?

  Great. I wanna thank Cambridge for my position.

• 1:41:51Duncan Trussell?

  And I wanna thank NASA for never lying about anything.

• 1:41:54Kurt Metzger?

  You know, a lot of, a lot of these organizations will let you down, but there's one that has never let us down.

• 1:41:58Duncan Trussell?

  NASA, or Cambridge. NASA.

• 1:42:01Kurt Metzger?

  And, uh, I, you know, I know there's been a lot of controversy over my professorship. A lot of people saying, "Who is that guy?" And he doesn't...

• 1:42:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, people are saying you could just put on any outfit and say you're a professor.

• 1:42:13Kurt Metzger?

  I know. Oh, my God!

• 1:42:16Duncan Trussell?

  Did somebody say what is a woman?

• 1:42:18Kurt Metzger?

  Oh!

• 1:42:37Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, everybody, it's me, Buster. I just wanted to plug my dates coming up. You guys can catch me. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be a red, red, red belly in lower Mesopotamia. Hey, and also, I just wanna say, Kurt, you're to me, you're a non outta non.

• 1:42:59Kurt Metzger?

  Well, you know what, Buster, I appreciate that.

• 1:43:02Duncan Trussell?

  That's really nice of you, Buster.

• 1:43:03Kurt Metzger?

  It's actually really nice of you.

• 1:43:05Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you're welcome. Hey, why don't you pull up more Sidr's of demons off the screen, guys? You're loves that.

• 1:43:11Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my. Oh, lordy.

• 1:43:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, woo! Check it out. These are my jokes. That's my set list.

• 1:43:19Kurt Metzger?

  Of course, of course, that's what it's gotta be.

• 1:43:21Duncan Trussell?

  Hey!

• 1:43:22Kurt Metzger?

  Every single time.

• 1:43:22Duncan Trussell?

  You've been watching the Mystery Boys. Don't forget to buy Neil deGrasse Tyson's new book, Lost in Space. It's really good. NASA doesn't lie. We went to the moon. Vaccines are great. And don't forget to smash your ugly face with a fucking hammer, you piece of shit.

• 1:43:38Kurt Metzger?

  You just got fucking solved.

• 1:43:41Duncan Trussell?

  All right. Are we done? Yeah, you could close it on some gas. What a fairy tale.

• 1:43:49Kurt Metzger?

  Little man, oh, brother.

• 1:43:53Kurt Metzger?

  All right, you just solved the fucking mystery. With the Mystery Boys. Thank you so much for watching. Don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button down below and send this to your mom.

• 1:44:10Duncan Trussell?

  Whoa, man.

• 1:44:11Kurt Metzger?

  That one was like more than I was, uh, meant to do, if I'm being honest.

• 1:44:14Duncan Trussell?

  Bit off a little more than you could chew.

• 1:44:16Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I actually, I, I got lost in Neil deGrasse Tyson's eyes on the screen at that point.

• 1:44:20Duncan Trussell?

  Look at those eyes.

• 1:44:22Kurt Metzger?

  They have to cut every, all that out. They have to cut like this whole, most of this out.

• 1:44:26Duncan Trussell?

  Can't cut out that which is not.