The Mystery Boys Gape Your Fourth Eye | Mystery Boys w/ Kurt Metzger & Duncan Trussell

Welcome to Mystery Boys, a brand-new podcast from YMH Studios, hosted by Kurt Metzger and Duncan Trussell, where ancient mysteries, modern misinformation, and aggressively positive curiosity collide. Kurt and Duncan kick off Episode 1 with their mission to explore the world’s strangest ideas while attempting to decalcify the Fourth Eye of everyone in the room. If you've got a hard-on for unhinged historical beliefs or even a stiffy for occult symbolism, you're in the right place! The Boys unpack surveillance startups, debunk Paris catacomb myths that absolutely do not involve jars of dicks, spiral through ancient semen lore involving dragons and vitality, roast Aristotle’s ideas about nourishment, examine cult structures, tarot, and the infamous concept “revelation of the method.” They also question celebrity doctors, Andrew Tate's "Rasputin", Palantir, and try to decipher what substances powerful people might be on as they run the world from the shadows. This is not a conspiracy podcast. This is a mystery appreciation podcast. Mystery Boys Ep. 01 https://www.instagram.com/duncantrussell https://www.instagram.com/kurtmetzgercomedy https://www.instagram.com/mysteryboyspodcast https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:06:00 - Baby Batter Banter 00:13:07 - Scholar-On-Gentleman Action 00:20:42 - Chinese Factory Girl 00:23:41 - Mystery Boys Book Swap 00:33:22 - Illuminati Card Games 00:41:57 - Andrew Tate's Rasputin 00:47:51 - Ms. Rachel 00:53:22 - Palantir Party 01:03:55 - Yoko Ono & Chuck Berry 01:08:03 - Right Hand Wizards & Katy Perry 01:13:49 - Occult Symbols & Sus Doctors Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Now, more than ever, we need someone on our side. But Rob Whitman? Whitman's votes drove up costs, cut Medicaid, and risked 350,000 Virginians' healthcare to pay for tax breaks for himself and his donors. He's not on our side. Shannon Taylor will fight corruption, cut taxes, and bring down costs. This November, vote for Shannon Taylor. She's for us. Paid for by HMP, the House Majority PAC dot com. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  Are you boys ready to solve a mystery?

• 0:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  In three, two, one.

• 0:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, welcome to Mystery Boys. I'm Alex Kurt, founder of Susan's Horn, the tech surveillance startup. And with me is my partner.

• 1:07Duncan Trussell?

  Blitzkrieg Roy, founder of Turkish Delight, also a surveillance startup. Eyes in the sky, eyes on earth.

• 1:18Kurt Metzger?

  AI's in the sky.

• 1:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah. And welcome to the Mystery Boys.

• 1:24Kurt Metzger?

  There's a lot of conspiracy podcasts and negativities. Who's that guy that you interviewed? That he's like, I think he's full-blown Satanist now.

• 1:34Duncan Trussell?

  Who?

• 1:35Kurt Metzger?

  He has glasses like these glasses, but they're not blue blockers. He has a chain wallet, and I was always texting you about him.

• 1:41Duncan Trussell?

  Mitch Horowitz, great man.

• 1:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and so I like that Mitch Horowitz goes to these places, and he's super positive about their secret fraternities and rituals.

• 1:50Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, hold on. Can we not diss Mitch Horowitz for this show?

• 1:55Kurt Metzger?

  Did anybody hear diss in there?

• 1:56Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want to deal with the wrath of a Satanist for the first episode of my show.

• 2:00Kurt Metzger?

  For saying what a great job he does.

• 2:01Duncan Trussell?

  I love Mitch Horowitz.

• 2:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and Palantir Mitch Horowitz are the two things.

• 2:06Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, okay. But just for the sake, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just for the sake, let's be a little more... I don't mind. I think we should have Mitch on the show.

• 2:16Kurt Metzger?

  As do I.

• 2:18Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 2:18Kurt Metzger?

  So, the difference with this show is we don't push conspiracy crap.

• 2:24Kurt Metzger?

  In our fa- factor.

• 2:26Duncan Trussell?

  Fa- okay.

• 2:27Kurt Metzger?

  What we do is be positive.

• 2:29Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 2:30Kurt Metzger?

  At the bright side of these many abominations that you might see around you.

• 2:35Duncan Trussell?

  Here's the thing, guys.

• 2:36Kurt Metzger?

  The beauty of the abomination.

• 2:38Duncan Trussell?

  There's a.

• 2:39Kurt Metzger?

  Who is like the beast?

• 2:40Duncan Trussell?

  I think that we must understand the dangers of misinformation.

• 2:45Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 2:46Duncan Trussell?

  In the world and.

• 2:47Kurt Metzger?

  It's like a woman with her dirty pussy that bleeds but doesn't die. We need virtue. The kind you get from semen.

• 2:55Duncan Trussell?

  That's exactly right. And Kurt and I, we were in Paris. We ran into each other just by chance.

• 3:01Kurt Metzger?

  For different reasons, completely different reasons.

• 3:03Duncan Trussell?

  Not really, but then we had a wonderful conversation over a baguette. Wait, what did we eat? What do they call them over there? It doesn't matter. It's all bread. We had a good conversation.

• 3:14Kurt Metzger?

  Had some bread from these people and we were sitting and it was, uh, back when they had that beautiful giant butt plug in the town square around Christmas. Did you ever see that?

• 3:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 3:23Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 3:25Duncan Trussell?

  And you know, I gotta just say this, both of us had been misled, thinking that, that certain things happen in the catacombs that don't really happen there. And that's a hundred percent because of misinformation.

• 3:38Kurt Metzger?

  We thought there was a collection of jars of dicks of former French first ladies.

• 3:41Duncan Trussell?

  Nothing under there, not a single dick in a jar.

• 3:44Kurt Metzger?

  Like Geraldo.

• 3:45Duncan Trussell?

  I got lost down there.

• 3:47Kurt Metzger?

  Where's the cock? Okay. Did we find some famous, some fart jars? Sure.

• 3:50Duncan Trussell?

  Look, I'm not here to fucking bash Candace Owens or anything like that, but I just want to say this. I didn't see one dick in those catacombs and I looked everywhere, lost two days in the catacombs. I was fucked up when you saw me, right?

• 4:03Kurt Metzger?

  He was dehydrated.

• 4:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 4:05Kurt Metzger?

  Immediate, uh, uh, cup of logic and, uh, reason.

• 4:09Duncan Trussell?

  I needed some, I had to recharge. Let's just leave it at that.

• 4:12Kurt Metzger?

  We'll just keep it there.

• 4:14Duncan Trussell?

  And now, the, so we realized, you know what? If we don't do something to help society as it goes through its struggle with misinformation, then what are we even fucking doing on this planet? And we decided that when we got back to the United States, we would, we'd start a podcast, not denying the great mysteries of the world.

• 4:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, we're just saying, being positive about it.

• 4:36Duncan Trussell?

  Investigating them.

• 4:38Kurt Metzger?

  Attitude is ninety percent of it. Your attitude is ninety percent of it. Everybody will tell you that.

• 4:42Duncan Trussell?

  That's right.

• 4:43Kurt Metzger?

  Um, from Oprah to, uh, the, I don't know if you've the president of Tanzania.

• 4:48Duncan Trussell?

  Whoever.

• 4:49Kurt Metzger?

  Your attitude.

• 4:50Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 4:50Kurt Metzger?

  Is the problem.

• 4:51Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent.

• 4:52Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. And so I don't know if you've ever read The Secret. I don't.

• 4:55Duncan Trussell?

  I live by it.

• 4:56Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I've never read it, but I do know.

• 4:59Duncan Trussell?

  Two favorite books, The Secret, Fifty Shades of Grey.

• 5:02Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I was recommended to be by.

• 5:03Duncan Trussell?

  Two Wings of a Bird.

• 5:05Kurt Metzger?

  Orpo Winfrey.

• 5:06Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, that's where I heard it from.

• 5:07Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, the great Orpo Winfrey and, uh, you know, uh, uh, it's about prosperity.

• 5:15Duncan Trussell?

  Hundred percent.

• 5:16Kurt Metzger?

  It's about, um, making, it's about six G, which is coming soon.

• 5:20Duncan Trussell?

  Are you talking about Fifty Shades of Grey or The Secret?

• 5:24Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, you know, they're kind of the same secret.

• 5:27Duncan Trussell?

  There you go.

• 5:27Kurt Metzger?

  The point is, we're here to gape your fourth eye.

• 5:30Duncan Trussell?

  Bingo. We're gonna open it up, decalcify that calcified crusty old callous shitty.

• 5:36Kurt Metzger?

  Your fourth eye has been calcified.

• 5:38Duncan Trussell?

  Calcified by a variety of things, including fluoride.

• 5:41Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm, we were, uh, uh, I guess this is the first episode.

• 5:45Duncan Trussell?

  But we are going back in time.

• 5:47Kurt Metzger?

  Get over linear time. That's your first problem.

• 5:49Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent fucking up your head.

• 5:50Kurt Metzger?

  Calm the fuck down.

• 5:51Duncan Trussell?

  Are you really gonna let monkey descendants tell you what way time works? It doesn't work the way you think.

• 5:57Kurt Metzger?

  It's a, it's a big flat circle is what it is. Uh, you heard, uh, Matthew McConaughey.

• 6:02Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, yeah, Matthew McConaughey, man. One of the great defining men in my life, basically a father I've never met.

• 6:09Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, right?

• 6:10Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent, man. A lot of what he taught in his book, Greenlight, is really like, I think it's called Red Light. What's, I'm so sorry.

• 6:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, green light.

• 6:20Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, so it's not like you have multiple fathers like the, in the, in the story of Goliath?

• 6:25Duncan Trussell?

  Well, now that brings up an interesting point. I think it's a great launching point for our first episode.

• 6:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 6:31Duncan Trussell?

  Did you know?

• 6:32Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Duncan Trussell?

  That certain indigenous tribes didn't understand that one jizz makes one baby, but they thought that the child was a combination of comes. And so they like.

• 6:46Kurt Metzger?

  You're talking about the gangbanging tribe of East Berlin?

• 6:49Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent. A hundred percent.

• 6:52Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 6:53Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, they were from East Berlin.

• 6:55Kurt Metzger?

  Or Freddy Krueger, the bastard son of a thousand men.

• 6:57Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred comes, a thousand comes.

• 7:00Kurt Metzger?

  Well, the Talbot tells us that Goliath, uh, his mother was, um, oh, I forget his goddamn name, but, uh, uh, wait, wait, wait. It's not Oprah. It's.

• 7:10Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, what?

• 7:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Uh, you know, Goliath from David and Goliath?

• 7:14Duncan Trussell?

  Of course.

• 7:14Kurt Metzger?

  Now.

• 7:15Duncan Trussell?

  His mother was Oprah.

• 7:17Kurt Metzger?

  Orpa. Her name is Orpa.

• 7:20Duncan Trussell?

  Why is that so much worse than Oprah?

• 7:23Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I know. It really is.

• 7:25Duncan Trussell?

  Orpa. You put that R in front of the P and it just sucks. It's like a goblin name.

• 7:31Kurt Metzger?

  Just, I mean, it's all the same letters as Oprah.

• 7:33Duncan Trussell?

  But just.

• 7:34Kurt Metzger?

  I want to say Oprah, to be honest.

• 7:35Duncan Trussell?

  Move that R and it's suddenly it's like.

• 7:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, there you go. Look at.

• 7:39Duncan Trussell?

  Orpa.

• 7:39Kurt Metzger?

  What? She dyslexic this bitch? It's Oprah and she got banged by a hundred Philistines to make Goliath. That's why he was so big.

• 7:46Duncan Trussell?

  There, okay. Well, there you go. See, they thought that too. They didn't know one come makes one baby.

• 7:52Kurt Metzger?

  The Bible itself doesn't name Goliath's mother, but this rabbinic tradition connects her to Ruth's family, uh, explaining the clash as a familial one, which I find very interesting. Uh, I don't know what's, uh, true in any of it, but, uh.

• 8:05Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I think it's pretty true that it's not, it's not a bunch of, like, it's not many men's jizz that make the child, but one's, one sperm. So, you know, that's just the way it works, but the advantage of.

• 8:21Kurt Metzger?

  No one knowing.

• 8:21Duncan Trussell?

  Knowing, no one knowing is you got more dads.

• 8:26Duncan Trussell?

  And that helps. So.

• 8:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 8:28Duncan Trussell?

  You know, you basically like, so if one of the dads gets eaten by a tiger, it's just one of your dads.

• 8:33Kurt Metzger?

  Did my dad die? We don't know. And I'm going to choose to stay positive and say, no, I got 99 other living dads.

• 8:40Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent.

• 8:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 8:41Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 8:42Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's a great invention of, uh, Orpa and the Philistines. Wait, hold on. Chinese jade was thought to be the dried semen of a celestial dragon.

• 8:52Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, god damn, that's great.

• 8:54Kurt Metzger?

  They have hard, green jewel-like jisms.

• 8:58Duncan Trussell?

  Do you know how horny you have to be to see a piece of jade and think that is crystal, crystal come?

• 9:03Kurt Metzger?

  This is amazing. Who brought this up? Who, who just looked this up?

• 9:06Duncan Trussell?

  Egyptians.

• 9:07Kurt Metzger?

  Great job, dude.

• 9:08Duncan Trussell?

  I know, what better?

• 9:09Kurt Metzger?

  Who said that?

• 9:10Speaker 01

  Tanner.

• 9:10Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, excellent work.

• 9:12Duncan Trussell?

  Egyptians believed semen originated from the spinal cord or heart. Oh, that makes sense.

• 9:17Kurt Metzger?

  Now, do you think that's related to when people measure their dick size and they try to add inner dick to it? Like, you have to, they count part of their spine to add a couple of-

• 9:25Duncan Trussell?

  You need to add inner dick. That actually is-

• 9:27Kurt Metzger?

  Egyptians were trying to add a couple of inches. Uh, let's see. In Taoism and Buddhism, semen, Jing.

• 9:35Duncan Trussell?

  Jing.

• 9:38Duncan Trussell?

  I have Jing on my face.

• 9:39Kurt Metzger?

  Was the vit- Oh, boy. And here I am with Jing on my face.

• 9:44Duncan Trussell?

  Jing on my face again.

• 9:46Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, was the vital life essence. Its loss, I can't see past it again, was seen as depleting energy while retention-

• 9:52Duncan Trussell?

  Soma.

• 9:54Kurt Metzger?

  What built immense power, longevity, and even supernatural abilities.

• 9:58Duncan Trussell?

  Now, I like this because this, it, it adds value to jizz. And this shows like back then dudes knew how to sell jizz. These days, people don't know. If you tell this story, like, listen, I will come, but I'm gonna lose a lot of vital energy here. So, let me put my Jing on your face.

• 10:17Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I have to say, I, I lose a lot of vital energy after a good, uh, a good Jing.

• 10:23Duncan Trussell?

  Aristotle viewed it as a source of nourishment.

• 10:28Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 10:29Duncan Trussell?

  That's a guy who loves-

• 10:30Kurt Metzger?

  No, come on.

• 10:31Duncan Trussell?

  He loves to eat come.

• 10:32Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait. You didn't finish. Wait, go back, go back. Hold on. You didn't read the whole sentence.

• 10:35Duncan Trussell?

  I did.

• 10:36Kurt Metzger?

  Aristotle viewed it as a source of nourishment?

• 10:38Duncan Trussell?

  Virtue and reason.

• 10:41Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wow. He was the real Nick Fuentes of his day.

• 10:43Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, I'm starving. God, I'm hungry. I could use a bowl of jizz. Gnostic Christian sects ingested semen and blood during eucrisis.

• 10:57Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck, that is so crazy to think that-

• 11:00Kurt Metzger?

  The Borborites, uh, note to self, uh, somebody take down, stay away from the Borborites.

• 11:05Duncan Trussell?

  The Borborites had fucked up breath.

• 11:10Kurt Metzger?

  Um, one thing we know, we don't know much about them, but we know they had fucked up breath. That's all that-

• 11:16Duncan Trussell?

  Common-

• 11:17Kurt Metzger?

  So that's the Aleister Crowley thing where he'd make, uh, light cakes and it's all out of fluids.

• 11:23Duncan Trussell?

  Light cakes and this translates into the fraternity initiation. I can't remember the name of it. What are they called? Like elephant biscuits? What?

• 11:32Kurt Metzger?

  I've heard of oki cookie. I've never seen it. Elephant biscuits? What?

• 11:37Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know where I got that from. I thought- No, I think I heard it was called elephant biscuit.

• 11:42Kurt Metzger?

  I think that's so sinister because oki cookie, you know, it's going to be something oki?

• 11:46Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 11:47Kurt Metzger?

  Biscuits, you're like, uh, what is this?

• 11:50Duncan Trussell?

  You're not going to think come-

• 11:51Kurt Metzger?

  Like it's not elephant shit. Don't worry. It's just my jizz.

• 11:54Duncan Trussell?

  Either, okay, both names, if someone offers them to me on a platter and I don't know, I'm going to eat it. Oki cookie. The first thing I'm going to go to is not jizz. And elephant biscuit-

• 12:04Kurt Metzger?

  You're just going to think it's a real-

• 12:06Duncan Trussell?

  Gross. I don't know.

• 12:07Kurt Metzger?

  In the microwave or something and they put a little bit of a-

• 12:10Duncan Trussell?

  Listen.

• 12:12Duncan Trussell?

  Now, can you actually please Google what happens if you put come in a microwave?

• 12:19Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, no.

• 12:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's just a forbidden alchemy.

• 12:24Duncan Trussell?

  In a, in a microwave?

• 12:29Duncan Trussell?

  These are results for-

• 12:30Kurt Metzger?

  Someone did it in Smithsonian and you think Smithsonian is not a devil thing?

• 12:34Duncan Trussell?

  How does this?

• 12:35Kurt Metzger?

  Microwave jisms.

• 12:37Duncan Trussell?

  It says, please contact the help desk for additional support.

• 12:41Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, guys, can you contact the help desk of Smithsonian?

• 12:44Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, here we go. Putting semen in a microwave will primarily cause it to heat up and cook, killing the sperm cells and likely creating a mess in your appliance. Microwave word-

• 12:54Kurt Metzger?

  Who said that?

• 12:54Duncan Trussell?

  Well, this is the AI.

• 12:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, wow. I know that AI. Thanks.

• 12:58Duncan Trussell?

  Sperm death. The high temperatures generated in a microwave are lethal to sperm cells. So, okay, potential mess.

• 13:06Kurt Metzger?

  Not my sperm.

• 13:06Duncan Trussell?

  Lots of viability.

• 13:08Kurt Metzger?

  My sperms are like water bears.

• 13:09Duncan Trussell?

  But this shows you where we're at today because the AI thinks that this is going to damage the viability of your come. We're just wondering, it, will it make it taste different?

• 13:25Speaker 00

  Now, more than ever, we need someone on our side. But Rob Whitman? Whitman's votes drove up costs, cut Medicaid, and risked 350,000 Virginians' healthcare to pay for tax breaks for himself and his donors. He's not on our side. Shannon Taylor will fight corruption, cut taxes, and bring down costs. This November, vote for Shannon Taylor. She's for us. Paid for by HMP, the HouseMajorityPac.com. Not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee.

• 13:54Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, can anything be done about the taste? That's a quest, because, look, you want the... Look, I want logic and reason. Right? As the great Aristotle said.

• 14:05Duncan Trussell?

  The one...

• 14:06Kurt Metzger?

  If that's true, Aristotle, can you go back to Aristotle? I want to get... I don't want to put words in... I mean, the Lord knows what he puts in his mouth, but I don't want to put words in his mouth.

• 14:14Duncan Trussell?

  The thing is this, I'm... I don't... I'm hesitating here only because, like, if I ever jerked off and then, like, put my finger in my mouth and, like, you know what I mean, taste of my own jizz. I can't say I know what come tastes like.

• 14:26Kurt Metzger?

  It gives you... Aristotle considered semen perfect, uh, some linked, uh, a source of virtue.

• 14:33Duncan Trussell?

  I just don't get how he attaches virtue to it.

• 14:36Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, yo, uh, how come all these chicks I did that with are not wiser, more virtuous?

• 14:41Duncan Trussell?

  I know. I mean, that's the thing. I think...

• 14:43Kurt Metzger?

  You think they'd all be nuns after I got done?

• 14:45Duncan Trussell?

  I think, yeah. At this point, I think we could do a fairly simple study using already existing data to show that come is not giving you more virtue.

• 14:54Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, that is a...

• 14:55Duncan Trussell?

  Or less, or less. I just don't think it's connected.

• 14:58Kurt Metzger?

  Let's go to his views on women, because I bet you what this is, is, um...

• 15:02Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, I'm sorry. Before you do that, can you go back one second? I just need you to read that. Read residue of nourishment. Can you read that for me?

• 15:09Kurt Metzger?

  Where is it? Okay. Uh, key beliefs about semen.

• 15:15Duncan Trussell?

  Semen.

• 15:16Kurt Metzger?

  Semen formed from leftover, well-digested nutriment that the body didn't use for growth or fat.

• 15:24Duncan Trussell?

  So it's specific, like, we need special come.

• 15:28Kurt Metzger?

  Source of form slash soul, it carried the form idos and the numa vital spirit breath that shaped.

• 15:36Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 15:37Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 15:38Duncan Trussell?

  I can buy that.

• 15:38Kurt Metzger?

  I guess it's kind of poetic male contribution. The male provided the active principle form soul while the female provided the passive material menstrual blood. No, the menstrual blood means you're not making a baby.

• 15:49Duncan Trussell?

  These are idiots.

• 15:50Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, I, I, I just, and to this day, they love this, these people. I, I can't stand platonic, platonists, people of Plato.

• 15:59Duncan Trussell?

  I, you know, I hear about Plato all the time and I act like I am a Plato scholar because I don't want to seem dumb, but I'm really not.

• 16:08Kurt Metzger?

  He was like the king of the elitist liars and you don't even, let me tell you something. Whatever his philosophy is, we'll never get to know it because he very expressly stated, never write your real philosophy down.

• 16:19Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 16:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Did you know that?

• 16:22Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, but what was his take on come?

• 16:26Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, more of it.

• 16:29Kurt Metzger?

  What did he think about homosexuality?

• 16:31Duncan Trussell?

  Plato's views on homosexuality evolved, evolved over his career.

• 16:34Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I've evolved on that, uh, Duncan. Within early work, he suggested male, male love was a more ideal and pure form of love. Is it though?

• 16:44Duncan Trussell?

  Particularly when focused on intellectual and spiritual pursuits over physical ones.

• 16:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that, okay. Intellectual pursuits, that's just the mystery boys. That's nothing gay about that. That's just the love of intellectual. We just want to learn.

• 16:59Duncan Trussell?

  That was the beginning of our career.

• 17:01Kurt Metzger?

  Evolve over time. You know, you, you solve the mystery. Maybe the mystery is you're gay. Wait, um, will you go back, go back?

• 17:12Kurt Metzger?

  His later work, The Laws, takes a more condemnatory stance against homosexual acts, describing him as unholy. If you do it right, am I, am I right?

• 17:23Kurt Metzger?

  And legislating against them.

• 17:25Duncan Trussell?

  So, okay, so what?

• 17:26Kurt Metzger?

  That's what a, that's a true gay action.

• 17:28Duncan Trussell?

  Something happened to Plato sexually that changed his view.

• 17:33Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, he got his fucking gay heart broken. By a beautiful boy. Much the way, uh, you know Alcibiades, the famous Greek?

• 17:40Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 17:41Kurt Metzger?

  Do you guys know Alcibiades? Oh, that came up. Let's see. No, not Scapi. Do you guys know Scapi is the famous philosopher?

• 17:50Kurt Metzger?

  There he is. He was the handsomest boy in Greece. He was a beautiful boy and supposedly he tried to seduce. So back then there was no such thing as gay, which by the way, that is a marketing term they made up fairly recently.

• 18:03Duncan Trussell?

  A marketing term? How so?

• 18:05Kurt Metzger?

  It, like, nobody called themselves gay back then. I'm just saying the name gay, okay? There, there's not, that's really just a brand.

• 18:14Duncan Trussell?

  And here's how we know that. Can you look up popularity of the name gay? Like naming a person gay?

• 18:19Kurt Metzger?

  I think it's pronounced Gee in Quebec. You're talking about, uh?

• 18:22Duncan Trussell?

  Gay, like, no, there, I met old people named gay. There's old people who are named gay and they don't do, the name gay peaked in popularity in the US around the 1940s, especially for girls, reaching the top 300 before declining significantly after the 1960s as the word gay took on its primary modern meaning related to homosexuality. So there you go. That.

• 18:44Kurt Metzger?

  I like Gabriel. I didn't think of Gabriel as being a, uh?

• 18:48Duncan Trussell?

  Gay is short for Gabriel, but I think generally.

• 18:50Kurt Metzger?

  Saint of homosexuality is Gabriel?

• 18:53Duncan Trussell?

  Gabriel.

• 18:55Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, so like my, this is my son. Oh, okay. My son Brielle. This is my son, straight Brielle. Yours is gay.

• 19:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. So you could, yeah, exactly. You don't want to name your kid Brielle either because if he's gay.

• 19:05Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:06Duncan Trussell?

  Anyway, the point is.

• 19:07Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, wait, wait. Go back to that chart. Distribution by race and Hispanic?

• 19:13Duncan Trussell?

  Bearers, the bearers of the first name gay. Who fucking wrote this chart?

• 19:19Kurt Metzger?

  I, I bear the name gay. Let's see. You know, very low percentage of Americans or an Alaskan native named their kid gay.

• 19:31Kurt Metzger?

  Now, a lot of halfies are 2%. Hispanics, 3%. So 3% of Hispanics are, have the first name Gay. 13% of blacks, boy, that's a tough road to hoe, am I right?

• 19:44Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 19:45Kurt Metzger?

  Guy named Gay? Can you imagine the overcompensation?

• 19:48Duncan Trussell?

  1% of American Indian or Alaskan natives, that's interesting.

• 19:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's what I said, 1%, then Asian or Pacific Islander. I would have thought more Asians because you ever been to like China where they taken it? You never get to know their real name? Cause they take an American name?

• 20:02Duncan Trussell?

  Right. Yeah, and also, you know, yeah.

• 20:05Kurt Metzger?

  They change their names like Bibi Netanyahu over there?

• 20:07Duncan Trussell?

  You get a Chinese tattoo and it like says Gay, you don't know it says Gay.

• 20:14Kurt Metzger?

  Well, a friend of mine who taught ESL, English Second Language there.

• 20:19Kurt Metzger?

  The students would come up with their like Western name to be called in class. You know, you ever take Spanish, he had a Spanish name?

• 20:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, sure.

• 20:25Kurt Metzger?

  Like I was Carlos or something?

• 20:26Duncan Trussell?

  I was Carlos.

• 20:27Kurt Metzger?

  Really?

• 20:28Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 20:28Kurt Metzger?

  Not, um.

• 20:30Duncan Trussell?

  My.

• 20:30Kurt Metzger?

  What's Duncan's?

• 20:32Duncan Trussell?

  My first name's Charles. Middle name Duncan.

• 20:35Kurt Metzger?

  They have no equivalent to Kurt, I guess there, but. Uh, uh. He said the funniest one he ever heard of a student taking a name. And my ex-girlfriend who taught ESL had this too, like one kid was named Ball, B A L L. And she would laugh because like the, the kid, he like would, had a message like Ball is here. You know, like their language difference? The sense of funny, one guy's named Shit. He knew a guy named Shit in China, that was his Western name he took with Shit.

• 21:02Duncan Trussell?

  But he didn't know, he just thought it sounded cool.

• 21:05Kurt Metzger?

  I mean.

• 21:05Duncan Trussell?

  How do you say shit in Chinese?

• 21:07Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, he was the shit.

• 21:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I mean, it's that, but he probably, probably just sounds cool. Like, how do you say shit in Chinese? Did you guys mind Googling that real quick?

• 21:16Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, yeah. I know how to say thank you.

• 21:18Duncan Trussell?

  La Shi, see, that sounds pretty, La Shi.

• 21:22Kurt Metzger?

  It's very close to shit.

• 21:24Duncan Trussell?

  La Shi.

• 21:25Kurt Metzger?

  To, to take it as a name?

• 21:27Duncan Trussell?

  It sounds beautiful. I, I mean, if I didn't know it meant shit, I, I would name a dog that.

• 21:33Kurt Metzger?

  Play that it gets nice.

• 21:35Duncan Trussell?

  So.

• 21:37Duncan Trussell?

  Lashy. Lashy. Uh, in my.

• 21:41Kurt Metzger?

  Have you ever heard the poetry of, um?

• 21:43Duncan Trussell?

  Lashy.

• 21:44Kurt Metzger?

  Chinese people pronouncing things in China?

• 21:46Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 21:47Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there's this wonderful, I'm gonna get it right now and send it over to them to show us because it's, uh, I believe it's an engine factory?

• 21:54Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, yes, I love her. Yeah, bring her up. This is incredible, by the way.

• 21:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, do you know the, yeah, Chinese engine factory?

• 22:01Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my, it's on Instagram for sure, but it, it's, it's amazing.

• 22:08Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, here it is.

• 22:09Duncan Trussell?

  Yes, this is incredible.

• 22:12Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, listen.

• 22:14Speaker 04

  In my factory. If you need auto parts, you can find me.

• 22:21Duncan Trussell?

  She's hot, though, right?

• 22:29Kurt Metzger?

  This is a different one that I saw.

• 22:30Duncan Trussell?

  This is the one, I've seen her so, so many times.

• 22:48Kurt Metzger?

  I wanna hear more about the factory.

• 22:52Duncan Trussell?

  Look at all those engines.

• 22:53Kurt Metzger?

  There's a better one where she says factory way more. Come by my engine. This is, wait, oh, it's different.

• 22:58Duncan Trussell?

  These are beautiful ladies.

• 23:00Kurt Metzger?

  I know. Oh my goodness.

• 23:05Kurt Metzger?

  Crank that shit.

• 23:07Duncan Trussell?

  Why you're giving it a beginning, but turn it up?

• 23:18Duncan Trussell?

  She's not as talented as the other one.

• 23:22Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 23:25Kurt Metzger?

  We're kinda getting off topic about the engines.

• 23:27Duncan Trussell?

  Can you just play it from the beginning, though? Cause I see what you're saying the way she says factory.

• 23:33Kurt Metzger?

  Where are the engines?

• 23:35Duncan Trussell?

  Behind her.

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Engine, engine, engine, engine, in my factory. Many engines in my factory. If you need a many engine, you can tell me. I want to take a lot of engine. Can't forget you and I can remember you. They are company and very perfect team.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  I want to come and get them. Many engines in my factory.

• 24:12Duncan Trussell?

  It's so cool. I mean, this is the most beautiful apocalypse. You gotta admit it, right? Like, the way the world is in.

• 24:18Kurt Metzger?

  China has flying cars.

• 24:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I know, but it's once you get women standing among abandoned in engines, singing songs in broken English, that's, that's the pre-flood stuff. They were doing that right before the God flooded this earth.

• 24:35Kurt Metzger?

  I believe Aristotle probably sang that same song, but meant something different.

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• 25:11Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, we'll do a book swap, right?

• 25:13Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, I don't know. We brought some books. Actually, this, we coincidentally.

• 25:16Kurt Metzger?

  I actually brought a book to show you, and then you brought one to show me.

• 25:19Duncan Trussell?

  We've been doing that. But look, this, you want to start with your book, or you want to start my book?

• 25:24Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, tell me yours first, because I have an interesting thing. Okay, God, tell me yours first, because I'll.

• 25:29Duncan Trussell?

  This isn't just for Kurt. This is for everybody.

• 25:33Duncan Trussell?

  If you're looking for a great Christmas gift, you know, nobody wants a Bible for Christmas. Have you ever gotten a Bible as a gift?

• 25:42Kurt Metzger?

  For Christmas?

• 25:43Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 25:43Kurt Metzger?

  No, I was Jehovah Witness. We didn't do-

• 25:46Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, you didn't do Bibles?

• 25:47Kurt Metzger?

  Pagan holidays.

• 25:47Duncan Trussell?

  Not that Bibles are bad. I actually got a very nice Bible once-

• 25:50Kurt Metzger?

  I don't think you should have to pay for it. I feel like I should just get one.

• 25:53Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean?

• 25:54Kurt Metzger?

  A Bible. I don't think you should have to pay for it.

• 25:55Duncan Trussell?

  They should be free?

• 25:56Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 25:56Duncan Trussell?

  Like in hotels?

• 25:57Kurt Metzger?

  They were free at Jehovah Witnesses. Say what you will about them. You can get one for free.

• 26:00Duncan Trussell?

  Bibles are expensive.

• 26:02Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it was a donation basis. I don't know. I don't know who was living rich off of the religion. I never saw anybody doing that, but it has its own issues, trust me on that, but the Bibles were free.

• 26:13Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I guess they're free if you stayed at a hotel.

• 26:15Kurt Metzger?

  Bible sales are way up right now.

• 26:16Duncan Trussell?

  I believe it.

• 26:17Kurt Metzger?

  And people say that as it's like it's a positive sign, which is insane because if you read it, if you read it, that's not really what it's about. Commerce of selling Bibles, it's kind of the exact opposite.

• 26:29Duncan Trussell?

  Did you know that Bible sales go up with the cost of toilet paper?

• 26:35Kurt Metzger?

  Is that a factor you're just saying? A crude joke?

• 26:39Duncan Trussell?

  That wasn't crude. It's because the paper in Bibles is like closer to-

• 26:43Kurt Metzger?

  No, I meant because I thought you were talking about Toilet Paper USA for the Charlie Kirk thing? TPUSA? I thought you were making a tasteless joke about it. Now is not the time.

• 26:53Duncan Trussell?

  I would never-

• 26:53Kurt Metzger?

  The FBI-

• 26:54Duncan Trussell?

  Make a joke about Operation Turning Point.

• 26:58Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, because I saw a furry-

• 27:00Duncan Trussell?

  That would be so tasteless.

• 27:02Kurt Metzger?

  I saw a furry kill him and a leftist, and I choose to believe the FBI.

• 27:06Duncan Trussell?

  I don't understand why, if that was truly a furry, why didn't they get in the furry outfit?

• 27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Because-

• 27:13Duncan Trussell?

  No commitment.

• 27:14Kurt Metzger?

  He got into it after. We went to that house owned by Palantir after.

• 27:20Duncan Trussell?

  Now the book-

• 27:20Kurt Metzger?

  When he snuck in- House owned by Palantir.

• 27:23Duncan Trussell?

  Hey, look, this is a world of many synchronicities and coincidences.

• 27:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 27:27Duncan Trussell?

  Which brings me to this wonderful book by the publisher Scholar Select. This is a book by Arthur Edward Wade, and it's called The Book of Black Magic and Packs.

• 27:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 27:40Duncan Trussell?

  And so.

• 27:41Kurt Metzger?

  Who is that guy, Arthur Edward Wade? I have not heard of him.

• 27:43Duncan Trussell?

  Arthur Edward Edward Wade, uh, most people are familiar with him because of the Rider Waite Tarot Deck.

• 27:49Kurt Metzger?

  The what? Oh, he made a Tarot Deck.

• 27:51Duncan Trussell?

  He made a Tarot Deck.

• 27:52Kurt Metzger?

  Why is his different?

• 27:53Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 27:54Kurt Metzger?

  Why is his Tarot Deck different?

• 27:55Duncan Trussell?

  His just took off. It got popular. It it's most Tarot decks have the same stuff. There he is, Arthur Edward.

• 28:02Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's got a pipe. He he gets it.

• 28:04Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah. British poet. I didn't know he was a poet.

• 28:07Kurt Metzger?

  And a mystic?

• 28:08Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wow, both. He was a Freemason as well as being a member of the Societas Rosa Crucinita.

• 28:14Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's really a great sign.

• 28:17Duncan Trussell?

  The Golden Dawn. He's in a lot of clubs.

• 28:18Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my goodness, so he drank his own pee for sure.

• 28:21Duncan Trussell?

  He was in a lot of clubs.

• 28:23Kurt Metzger?

  You know what the Golden Dawn is? It's your morning pee.

• 28:25Duncan Trussell?

  You told me that, and it makes the name a lot less mystical from that perspective. You know what I mean? Like before.

• 28:33Kurt Metzger?

  Mystery Saul.

• 28:34Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, before that, before you told me that, I was like, man, that is a cool name.

• 28:38Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, it's gonna be a Golden Dawn. We'll all be drinking our pee.

• 28:42Duncan Trussell?

  Golden Dawn.

• 28:43Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, so he was in all the things.

• 28:46Duncan Trussell?

  It seems like you shouldn't be allowed to be all of these things.

• 28:49Kurt Metzger?

  No, you have to be if you're if you were in just one of them. Let's say you're like, I'm the highest level Freemason, and you just that? You ain't shit.

• 28:56Duncan Trussell?

  I know, but.

• 28:57Kurt Metzger?

  People that are successful are in multiple groups, circles within circles, the way the city of Poseidon was set up.

• 29:04Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 29:05Kurt Metzger?

  Circles within circles. And the reason is, same reason Andrew Tate's amazing man, what is it called? Man School or something? Tate School?

• 29:14Duncan Trussell?

  Does he have a man's school?

• 29:15Kurt Metzger?

  Or like, he has a mystery school.

• 29:17Duncan Trussell?

  He doesn't call it a mystery school. There's no way Andrew Tate calls it a mystery school.

• 29:21Kurt Metzger?

  No, he's not the power behind the throne. Um, well, there's Tate University, the real world.

• 29:26Duncan Trussell?

  He does not have Tate.

• 29:27Kurt Metzger?

  Join the real world.

• 29:28Duncan Trussell?

  Is this his fucking what?

• 29:30Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so I think I think they've split up since then. We'll get into this in a second because we gotta give the books, but don't worry, we'll get into this. Um, so this guy Wade, hold on. The Rectified Order of RR at AC.

• 29:46Duncan Trussell?

  I'm sorry, I'm just horrified by that.

• 29:48Kurt Metzger?

  Dislanded in 1914. I wonder why? Probably the First World War. Uh, Wade was interested in the higher grades of Freemasonry and saw initiation to craft masonry.

• 29:57Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 29:58Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's fun.

• 29:59Duncan Trussell?

  The main thing is this dude was always in meetings and that makes me suspicious.

• 30:02Kurt Metzger?

  Templar. Well, this guy is a successful man. This is a real successful guy. He's in all the fucking things.

• 30:09Duncan Trussell?

  He's in a lot of clubs.

• 30:11Kurt Metzger?

  The Rectified Scottish Rite. I wonder what that.

• 30:15Duncan Trussell?

  Uh. Is a Christian Masonic Rite with a long and complex history. It was founded in 1778 at the convent of Lyon in France.

• 30:24Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, that's.

• 30:24Duncan Trussell?

  Under the leadership.

• 30:25Kurt Metzger?

  That's a really good sign.

• 30:27Duncan Trussell?

  Rectified.

• 30:28Kurt Metzger?

  French Masonry, even Freemasons will tell you, the Freemasonry they respect and don't sus- and don't, aren't suspicious of the most is the French kind.

• 30:36Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, no. Yeah, that's the.

• 30:38Kurt Metzger?

  They would never like blame all the bad shit you ever heard on the French, uh, branch of it.

• 30:42Duncan Trussell?

  But don't, don't, you know, when someone's in, okay, let's pretend it's not an occult. If it's not an occult club, but if you know someone who's in a lot of clubs, aren't you a little suspicious of them just from being in clubs? Isn't it weird to be in clubs?

• 30:55Kurt Metzger?

  No, because I feel like if you're suspicious of that, it's somehow antisemitic.

• 30:59Duncan Trussell?

  Are you in a club?

• 31:00Kurt Metzger?

  Several.

• 31:02Duncan Trussell?

  Come on. It's for real. I'm serious question. Are you in a club?

• 31:05Kurt Metzger?

  Clubs across the country.

• 31:06Duncan Trussell?

  No, I don't mean you play clubs. I mean, are you?

• 31:08Kurt Metzger?

  Fratern- a fraternal order?

• 31:09Duncan Trussell?

  Are you in any kind of club?

• 31:11Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if I were, I probably wouldn't be able to talk about it.

• 31:16Duncan Trussell?

  So you're, you're not, you, you, I just can't.

• 31:18Kurt Metzger?

  Nobody wants me. I want to be all the thing. I can be.

• 31:21Duncan Trussell?

  Me either.

• 31:22Kurt Metzger?

  I wanted you to buy me off. Oh, why? Cause I'm a loose cannon.

• 31:25Duncan Trussell?

  If you want to be a mason, ask a mason. I've asked many masons. They're all like, they never call me back. The Book of Occult and Black Magic. Uh, this has got like a bunch of great rituals here. Um, and a lot of great ways that you can, uh, summon various entities.

• 31:43Kurt Metzger?

  Which entities could I summon?

• 31:44Duncan Trussell?

  Uh, here we have, these are actually talismans. Let me see.

• 31:48Kurt Metzger?

  Go to personal life. Will you go back to personal life?

• 31:51Duncan Trussell?

  Is that his girlfriend?

• 31:53Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I don't know.

• 31:56Duncan Trussell?

  Pamela Coleman Smith. Let's pull her up.

• 31:58Kurt Metzger?

  So this, you've heard of the, uh.

• 32:00Duncan Trussell?

  She is a do- now that's my type.

• 32:02Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 32:03Duncan Trussell?

  His girlfriend.

• 32:04Kurt Metzger?

  Lot of fabric?

• 32:06Duncan Trussell?

  No, it's the look. She's got that special look.

• 32:10Kurt Metzger?

  Uh.

• 32:11Duncan Trussell?

  Great cheeks.

• 32:12Kurt Metzger?

  Down syndrome.

• 32:13Duncan Trussell?

  She seems.

• 32:16Duncan Trussell?

  She seems fun.

• 32:18Kurt Metzger?

  She's got great cheeks. I don't know. I gotta.

• 32:21Duncan Trussell?

  She was in an issue of the Craftsman magazine, the Freemason magazine, another sign of a dilution.

• 32:27Kurt Metzger?

  She's wearing Jamaican shit.

• 32:31Duncan Trussell?

  I think she was Jamaican.

• 32:33Kurt Metzger?

  She went to Pratt. By the way, art schools and art colonies, if you're wondering where all the darkest shit happens, you could go look, check there first.

• 32:41Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck? Pratt has been around since eighteen.

• 32:43Kurt Metzger?

  Mm hmm.

• 32:44Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 32:46Kurt Metzger?

  Have you heard of Brandy's Adrosny?

• 32:48Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 32:50Kurt Metzger?

  NBC misinformation expert?

• 32:52Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, wait, that's her painting a deity of sorts.

• 32:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 32:56Duncan Trussell?

  Aranzi. Anansi.

• 32:59Kurt Metzger?

  Anansi? Oh, Anansi, the African spider god?

• 33:02Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 33:03Kurt Metzger?

  Anansi, that's what that is. Oh, Jamaican. She was in Jamaica a lot. So Anansi is like the one that it's like a plotting spider god. And I think a lot of slaves got into it and it's in that show, American Gods. The guy from Mad TV portrays Anansi.

• 33:19Duncan Trussell?

  Well, this book is honestly, I don't know if it's good or not because I ordered it. And then it just creeped me out and I didn't read it, but I don't know why I ordered it, honestly, but there's our old friend.

• 33:31Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, who's that? Lady Gaga?

• 33:33Duncan Trussell?

  That's Lady Gaga. This is somehow related to her.

• 33:37Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it looks like a hooker that Joe DeRosa would pay.

• 33:40Duncan Trussell?

  Call out to Lady.

• 33:41Kurt Metzger?

  Looks like the kind of chicks Joe DeRosa is deeply into, if you catch my drift.

• 33:45Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 33:45Kurt Metzger?

  It's dick and a goat head. That's Joe's favorite.

• 33:48Duncan Trussell?

  Here you go. This is some seals of the spirits here. We've got the seal of

• 33:54Duncan Trussell?

  Amduciar. Amducius. Amducius, a great duke.

• 33:59Kurt Metzger?

  Should I even be taking this into my house?

• 34:01Duncan Trussell?

  First, like a unicorn, but will stand. No, this is hilarious.

• 34:04Kurt Metzger?

  Are you trying to get rid of this book? Has it brought you nothing but, because it's like a black magic thing?

• 34:08Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:10Kurt Metzger?

  Is that what it says?

• 34:10Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 34:12Kurt Metzger?

  I think it says black magic.

• 34:13Duncan Trussell?

  Trust me, you'll like it. And I just, it would be great if you would take it. Amducius, a great duke, comes first like a unicorn, but will stand up a request in human shape, causing all manner of musical instruments to be heard, but not seen.

• 34:26Kurt Metzger?

  Dear God.

• 34:27Duncan Trussell?

  He makes trees fall at the will of the operator and gives excellent familiars.

• 34:32Kurt Metzger?

  This should become a book burning is what it's.

• 34:34Duncan Trussell?

  No, no, no, no, no. I think you'll get a lot of good stuff out of that.

• 34:37Kurt Metzger?

  Let's set it down.

• 34:37Duncan Trussell?

  Just take it. Would you just take it? Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Thank you, God. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus. Thank you, Jesus.

• 34:45Kurt Metzger?

  Why do people think that the Freemasons are into something weird and these other groups are weird when their great authors write great books like this?

• 34:51Duncan Trussell?

  Well, I mean, it's the Scott. Look at it. Look at the publisher.

• 34:54Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, who's the publisher? Scott. Oh. Boy, when you see those laurels, you know.

• 34:59Duncan Trussell?

  You know, it's fine. It's academic. Scholar Select. It's a great book.

• 35:03Kurt Metzger?

  His tarot cards. I think that Illuminati card game that people think prophesies all kinds of shit.

• 35:09Duncan Trussell?

  It did.

• 35:10Kurt Metzger?

  I think it's just a redone tarot.

• 35:12Duncan Trussell?

  But for real, I mean, don't you find some of those cards to be ridiculously accurate? You see. You took the book.

• 35:19Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, my God. Boy, uh, Mjolnir was incredibly light falling on the ground.

• 35:25Kurt Metzger?

  Mjolnir, I mean, I easily can pick it up because I provide over this cord.

• 35:29Duncan Trussell?

  Let me try to pick it up. Let me try to pick it up.

• 35:32Kurt Metzger?

  Go ahead.

• 35:35Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it's because you were touching that dirty book.

• 35:37Duncan Trussell?

  That is so weird.

• 35:38Kurt Metzger?

  You gotta be worthy.

• 35:39Duncan Trussell?

  What's that? Magnets?

• 35:40Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, probably. This is Twilight Language by Michael Hoffman. So when you told me you had that book, he mentions the Thomas Wait. I was like, I just heard this guy, Thomas Wait. I just heard of him because I read it in Twilight Language.

• 35:54Duncan Trussell?

  No shit.

• 35:55Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, because the his tarot, the card, the tower.

• 35:58Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 35:59Kurt Metzger?

  Um, you know, the twin towers and et cetera, et cetera. Um, so, I mean, spoiler alert, all the things that have ever happened, these freaks have planned out and they put it in tarot cards and other stupid shit. And, uh, this guy coined, I believe, coined the phrase, the revelation of the method.

• 36:14Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 36:15Kurt Metzger?

  So revelation of method means that they, uh, if they, like an iTunes agreement. You know how in iTunes, you just like click agree and you didn't read it?

• 36:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, never.

• 36:25Kurt Metzger?

  They can make you into a human centipede like in South Park.

• 36:27Duncan Trussell?

  You have no idea what you're, and they're so long, the Terms of Service.

• 36:31Kurt Metzger?

  So because, and, and this is true, dude, I don't know why, but aliens and demons and whatever else people say are very legalistic entities. And they have to respect contracts for some rea- I don't understand this, but all the non-human intelligences, there's something contractual with them.

• 36:51Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 36:52Kurt Metzger?

  So because of, uh, they, and, and I'm not telling you that I think this is true. I'm just saying this is the belief system. Your karmic retribution for what you've done, you know, like your cause and effect of you doing things, they feel like if they, even if they tricked you, if they kind of told you what was gonna happen.

• 37:10Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right.

• 37:11Kurt Metzger?

  I, I mean, this kind of goes back to the Garden of Eden story, doesn't it, of uh, Satan's like, I didn't lie, or the snake, excuse me, not Satan.

• 37:18Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, here's what-

• 37:19Kurt Metzger?

  Mahash says, "You won't die, you will be like God and whatever, but then you do die." And he's like, "But I didn't, I, what I said was..."

• 37:27Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 37:27Kurt Metzger?

  It's like real contract shit, you know?

• 37:29Duncan Trussell?

  So, because I think, I think if I were in some kind of Illuminati organization controlling everything, but was still human, I wouldn't want to feel guilt. Isn't it a way to sort of abnegate a sense of being a, a, a monstrous piece of shit, which is like, you should have read the fine print, like, it's right there in front of you, it's not my fault, you still have free will.

• 37:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, also, you ever hear stories of like, uh, child soldiers in Africa when they kidnapped kids from their family in, uh, in Liberia and in, uh, I can't remember the, it happens a lot, uh, and they would make them kill their parents and smile while they do it?

• 38:04Duncan Trussell?

  I did not hear that.

• 38:06Kurt Metzger?

  It's horrible. Now, I want you to know, everything, every atrocity you ever heard in Africa or Mexico, if you think your white leaders aren't engaged in that, you are a fucking re, you're, you're dumb. You think your good white leaders don't do all the things that all the brownies do?

• 38:19Duncan Trussell?

  What do you mean, like this?

• 38:20Kurt Metzger?

  Like cannibalism, like forcing children to do horrific things. People that will think it's a conspiracy to say any of your leaders here did that, even though they're all demonstrably mass murderers by every definition, but I, I'm sure they wouldn't drink a baby in the woods, they just kill half a million people in some other country.

• 38:37Duncan Trussell?

  Right, well, I mean, yeah, because the difference, I guess the reason we think that our leaders aren't child sacrificing sorcerers is because we accidentally kill kids. It's when, you know, quote accidentally-

• 38:50Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they tell you that, but-

• 38:51Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 38:52Kurt Metzger?

  But, I mean, first of all-

• 38:53Duncan Trussell?

  So, the human sacrifice, as long as it's accidental.

• 38:56Kurt Metzger?

  If I draft your kid to go die in some fucking war that we lose, but I didn't sacrifice your kid?

• 39:01Duncan Trussell?

  No, I know, it's, I mean, it's clearly a human sacrifice ritual, you're converting, you're converting human life into money because those bombs cost X amount of money and the money goes to-

• 39:10Kurt Metzger?

  And then I'll bury them in a fucking really honorable, like, cemetery, and you could be proud that you sacrificed your child to the land of the plume serpent, AKA Amurica.

• 39:21Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, there you go. And, and everyone is like, it's like, you know- You judge the Mayans, was it the Mayans or the Incas? The Mayans are the ones who did the?

• 39:30Kurt Metzger?

  The Incas are the ones that our leaders are, you know, were named after the Inca god. We're not named after a Mexican god. We're named after Amaru.

• 39:38Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up Amaru, please?

• 39:41Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and don't ask me how to spell it because I don't know.

• 39:44Duncan Trussell?

  Probably like it sounds, A.M.I.R.U.

• 39:47Kurt Metzger?

  Amaru. I think it's a U.

• 39:50Duncan Trussell?

  Amaru.

• 39:50Kurt Metzger?

  There he is, right there. The plume serpent.

• 39:55Kurt Metzger?

  Look at that chimera.

• 39:56Duncan Trussell?

  Amuraka. Amuraka.

• 39:59Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:59Duncan Trussell?

  Can we look up what they say America's named after? Where the fuck did we get the name America?

• 40:04Kurt Metzger?

  They will tell you that it's named after Amerigo Vespucci, which is not true. He changed his name to match that god.

• 40:13Duncan Trussell?

  Amerigo Vespucci?

• 40:15Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:16Duncan Trussell?

  And then look up-

• 40:16Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, go back to Latinizing his name.

• 40:20Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, the, a German mapmaker, this is already not good. A German mapmaker first used America, Latinizing Vespucci's first name, blah, blah. What a, what a crock of shit.

• 40:31Duncan Trussell?

  I'll tell you the real crock of shit, just because you like stumble upon a continent, you get to name it? That's a crock of shit.

• 40:38Kurt Metzger?

  They didn't. Well, they didn't. It's named after Amaru. And so, think of the indigenous people who were worshiping these gods that were then supplanted.

• 40:45Duncan Trussell?

  Ah, I see.

• 40:48Kurt Metzger?

  By Europeans who also secretly worshiped the same god, and that god sells the indigenous people out to the, uh, well, they call them Indo-Arians now, but it's Aryans. It's all Atlanta shit. So, all that serpent shit all around the world and all the dragon shit that everybody has for some reason. And what, by the way, dinosaurs have what now? Oh, feathers. Like a plume serpent.

• 41:10Duncan Trussell?

  Plume serpent, yeah. That's right.

• 41:12Kurt Metzger?

  And so, around the world, it's ubiquitous. And then Arthur, King Arthur Pendragon is the son of the dragon, right?

• 41:18Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 41:19Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, supposedly, uh, the Rothschild main guy, that he goes by the, the name of the Pindar, which means the penis of the dragon.

• 41:26Duncan Trussell?

  Why would you pick that of all the parts of the dragon?

• 41:29Kurt Metzger?

  Because, remember that semen crap we just read?

• 41:31Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 41:32Kurt Metzger?

  Um, so all our medicine is using your body as a medium to create antibodies. So I take you and put poison in you, then I harvest your fluids to make cures while you fucking suffer. Right? That's how medicine started. And it, and I came, Galen, all medicine was based on this guy Galen, who was a pagan. And just think of it the same as the experiments the Japanese or the Nazis did, or America did, worse than both the Japanese and the Nazis. He didn't give a fuck because he's a fucking pagan. And everything's ba- that's why all this creepy shit with your fluid, like. You eat a ca- light cake since made out of whatever.

• 42:08Duncan Trussell?

  You mean elephant biscuits?

• 42:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, that's why they're like that. It's Phoenician medicine. So, so, and the, who are the Phoenicians are those pirates that our system of writing comes from?

• 42:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Kurt Metzger?

  And, uh, and, uh, Ghislaine Maxwell said, I'm a citizen of Terramar, AKA Earth Sea. Because the breakaway civilization is at sea. It's trade.

• 42:31Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah, right. Right. And that's, so, okay, maybe you could help me out with this one. So this is the idea that much of what we call law in America, it's from maritime law. That it, it's some kind of pirate law that we're doing here.

• 42:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if you go in America or play any place that's called a census designated town, which means they don't have normal laws. That's where you're gonna find a lot of your fucking wackadoo cults, especially rosicrucian ones. I found this out from Blair White, who did my show Dirt with Karp, whose real name is Blair Russell.

• 43:02Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 43:02Kurt Metzger?

  And whose family invented Jehovah's Witnesses.

• 43:04Duncan Trussell?

  Wow, okay.

• 43:05Kurt Metzger?

  Her family are left-hand path rosicrucians.

• 43:08Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 43:09Kurt Metzger?

  Creepy motherfuckers. This kind of guy, motherfuckers. And, um, your final initiation is to invent. A religion or cult, let's say, because you're just gonna start out as a cult.

• 43:20Duncan Trussell?

  That is so cool.

• 43:21Kurt Metzger?

  And, yeah, and that's what they all do. And Andrew Tate is a, a cultist.

• 43:26Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you.

• 43:27Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 43:27Duncan Trussell?

  For bringing us back to Andrew Tate. Can we pull up that website again? Because this is something you told me.

• 43:33Kurt Metzger?

  There's one pattern that repeats throughout history nonstop. He has his own fucking wizard named Iggy Semmelweiss. Semmelwise.

• 43:41Duncan Trussell?

  And what did you call those? Court magicians? Like, that's his Merlin.

• 43:44Kurt Metzger?

  John D.

• 43:45Duncan Trussell?

  Can you, we pull up Iggy Semmelwise?

• 43:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, uh, here we go.

• 43:49Duncan Trussell?

  This shit is crazy. I had no idea, by the way.

• 43:52Kurt Metzger?

  Look at this, uh, Semmel is S C, S M. Yeah, it's that's how you spell it.

• 43:57Duncan Trussell?

  That's Andrew Tate.

• 43:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's one of the nicer pictures of him. Usually he's dressed in a Chinese shirt and fedora.

• 44:04Duncan Trussell?

  Can we please find that? Oh my God.

• 44:07Kurt Metzger?

  So Andrew Tate, when he first.

• 44:09Duncan Trussell?

  Look, pull up the one in the red.

• 44:11Kurt Metzger?

  There you go, look at that guy, yeah.

• 44:12Duncan Trussell?

  Oh my God, that's his fucking whole, that's his Rasputin.

• 44:17Kurt Metzger?

  That's exactly right.

• 44:18Duncan Trussell?

  And he looks like Rasputin. Pull up a, can we pull up a picture of Rasputin? Why do they all look like that?

• 44:22Kurt Metzger?

  Because they're all close up magic guys. So remember.

• 44:26Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, can we do a side by side comparison of these two? Cause this is fucking crazy. How.

• 44:31Kurt Metzger?

  Well, what was Rasputin's, uh, big gossip?

• 44:33Duncan Trussell?

  That isn't, what the fuck?

• 44:36Kurt Metzger?

  Well, yeah, right.

• 44:38Duncan Trussell?

  Is that right?

• 44:39Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 44:40Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of Jews are Russian.

• 44:41Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up Rasputin's penis in a jar?

• 44:44Kurt Metzger?

  Oh yeah.

• 44:45Duncan Trussell?

  This, I mean, just as a side note.

• 44:47Kurt Metzger?

  Did they leave, he had a huge cock, Rasputin.

• 44:49Duncan Trussell?

  Big enough, they put it in a fucking jar.

• 44:52Kurt Metzger?

  Oh wow, talk about an elephant biscuit. Look at that.

• 44:54Duncan Trussell?

  That is a crazy dick.

• 44:55Kurt Metzger?

  That's more than the biscuit.

• 44:56Duncan Trussell?

  You don't need to put his picture next to his cock. Is that kind of, he looks like, that's the same look I would have.

• 45:02Kurt Metzger?

  When I die, put my picture next to my cock.

• 45:04Duncan Trussell?

  He looks horrible in that picture though, but yeah, that's definitely the look you would have.

• 45:09Kurt Metzger?

  He's got kind of a small helmet.

• 45:10Duncan Trussell?

  This fucking goofy dude holding the dick. Can we, um, okay, let's go back. Cause I think this is really interesting.

• 45:17Kurt Metzger?

  That's actually Macron's wife's penis. Okay, wait. I don't want to be killed by the French, uh, legionnaires. So, okay. They don't talk about it too much. They'll, they'll send them out after you.

• 45:29Duncan Trussell?

  They're gonna get. Okay, so this is interesting. Let's pull this guy up because I'm, I'm very curious about this.

• 45:36Kurt Metzger?

  Do you know who he is?

• 45:37Duncan Trussell?

  No, I had no idea.

• 45:38Kurt Metzger?

  Remember the pickup artist deal?

• 45:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 45:41Kurt Metzger?

  Do you remember Mystery?

• 45:42Duncan Trussell?

  That's Mystery?

• 45:43Kurt Metzger?

  No, it's, no. But you remember Mystery, how did Mystery dress? Like a fucking jagoff?

• 45:49Duncan Trussell?

  No, they call it peacocking.

• 45:51Kurt Metzger?

  That's right, that's his peacocking. Uh, there's books and it's called The Structure of Magic is a book and it's a psychology book.

• 45:58Duncan Trussell?

  But who is this guy's, oh, there's Mystery.

• 46:01Kurt Metzger?

  Right.

• 46:01Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that fucking hat. Did that really get you, does that actually work?

• 46:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, Alistair Crowley, you dress up like a fucking jerk off. Why do you think I got a cowboy hat? I'm wearing goddamn Bono blue blockers with a cowboy hat. It's because I get laid hard.

• 46:17Duncan Trussell?

  It's so sad if the history of occultism is just peacocking to get people to drink your come.

• 46:24Kurt Metzger?

  That's exactly, uh, you couldn't have summed it up better. You summed it up, I would say Duncan.

• 46:30Duncan Trussell?

  That's the most depressing thing I ever heard.

• 46:32Kurt Metzger?

  Because you don't understand that, how sacred, that's why you're not allowed to eat blood in the Bible.

• 46:38Duncan Trussell?

  It's just horny dudes trying to come up with reasons to eat their jizz.

• 46:43Kurt Metzger?

  Except not, uh, L. Ron Hubbard. His cult did not become a sex cult, even though they have rife with abuses. The cult did not itself become a sex cult.

• 46:53Duncan Trussell?

  Why?

• 46:54Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know. I, I, uh, Aaron from, uh, A- Aaron, uh, that he's got a good channel. He's from the C org. And you know, when someone's in the cult, they can really tell you stuff you didn't understand. He told me all this interesting shit and it blew my mind. I'm like, that's right. Whatever you say about Scientology, it's not, at the end of the day, it's not a sex cult.

• 47:12Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up sex in Scientology? Cause that's something you never hear about.

• 47:16Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I mean, except for Danny Masterson. But again, Scientology, even though he allowed it because they let the celebrities do whatever.

• 47:23Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 47:23Kurt Metzger?

  It's not the official thing where it's cool, as opposed to NXIVM. So NXIVM is a similar group. You've got your circles within circles.

• 47:30Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right.

• 47:31Kurt Metzger?

  There's the outer one.

• 47:32Duncan Trussell?

  Heath Reniri.

• 47:33Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. And you just give, so you have the outer circle where you just pay him money to go to his retard class. Then there's the inner circle, which is what that girl from, uh, uh, Smallville was in, where he calls you up at three to take a walk and deep throat him.

• 47:46Duncan Trussell?

  Right. I got, I got you. I got you.

• 47:48Kurt Metzger?

  He went right to a deep throat thing.

• 47:51Duncan Trussell?

  Well, but this is like, you know, I think if you're trying to sell a cult, you must applaud Scientology for having strict monogamy as part of the cult because you know, one of the ways that I think people get drawn into cults is you start getting your dick sucked.

• 48:07Kurt Metzger?

  Well, here's the thing, their cult of celebrity that they allowed in it means the monogamy thing means nothing. That guy Danny Masterson. Son of the master Danny Ballson, he was being nonstop. He's in prison for it now. Do you know what it would take? He must have been so out of control for them to even let him be prosecuted.

• 48:25Duncan Trussell?

  Danny Masterson?

• 48:26Kurt Metzger?

  You don't know about this?

• 48:27Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 48:27Kurt Metzger?

  He just went to prison for

• 48:30Kurt Metzger?

  from that You never heard this?

• 48:33Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 48:35Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I have to pee like a racehorse today.

• 48:37Duncan Trussell?

  It's those fucking white claws. They run through me like lightning, baby.

• 48:41Kurt Metzger?

  Usually we get through the whole thing.

• 48:43Duncan Trussell?

  No, man, I have that happen. It's just part of having an older body.

• 48:46Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta go make yellow claw.

• 48:47Duncan Trussell?

  Go make, go, you'll make.

• 48:49Kurt Metzger?

  I gotta go make what's called a sacred star. What is it? What's like the Allee Crowley name for some dude's piss?

• 48:56Duncan Trussell?

  Golden Dawn.

• 48:57Kurt Metzger?

  Sun juice. I have to make a

• 48:59Duncan Trussell?

  Oh yeah, sun juice.

• 49:00Kurt Metzger?

  The juice of Apollo.

• 49:01Duncan Trussell?

  Go make the solar rays.

• 49:03Kurt Metzger?

  So this is the Twilight Language by Michael Hoffman, who um has been condemned by the ADL. So you know it's good.

• 49:10Duncan Trussell?

  Holy fuck.

• 49:11Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, fuck the ADL. You know that. Well, I'm not gonna put a code of ADL is okay. That's one of the most disgusting organizations that ever existed. And they're spies. They're trade. I mean, they literally in the 90s were spying on America.

• 49:22Duncan Trussell?

  They don't like Miss Rachel. That says it all.

• 49:25Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, because Miss Rachel said, what? Don't starve kids?

• 49:28Duncan Trussell?

  She got the top 10 anti Semites of the year. My kids watch.

• 49:31Kurt Metzger?

  Not even like a bunch of people that are literal. So not ISIS.

• 49:34Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 49:35Kurt Metzger?

  Not like Al Qaeda.

• 49:36Duncan Trussell?

  No, can we pull up a picture?

• 49:38Kurt Metzger?

  Not Hamas. She beat Hamas as an anti Semite.

• 49:41Duncan Trussell?

  I really feel like like you can't just they gain nothing from this.

• 49:46Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, I say you guys need to be way more pushy as well.

• 49:48Duncan Trussell?

  I have issues with Miss Rachel, but it's nothing to do with her.

• 49:52Kurt Metzger?

  Cause she's not hot enough.

• 49:54Duncan Trussell?

  No, her husband kinda gives me the creeps. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

• 49:58Kurt Metzger?

  Okay.

• 50:00Duncan Trussell?

  She belongs with someone better.

• 50:02Kurt Metzger?

  She's the number one anti Semite.

• 50:04Duncan Trussell?

  She's on the list.

• 50:05Kurt Metzger?

  I mean, when I was a kid, we had better anti Semites.

• 50:08Duncan Trussell?

  No offense to Miss Rachel's husband. My kids love your work. Miss Rachel, I just feel like in another life.

• 50:12Kurt Metzger?

  Who's airing a curse so?

• 50:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. She just loves kids. She has this great kid show, the great book on pooping. She's great.

• 50:21Kurt Metzger?

  And she said.

• 50:22Duncan Trussell?

  I'm just saying, if we're gonna fuck up the term antisemite, let's attach it to this lady who sings You Are My Sunshine to kids.

• 50:31Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, um, Ms. Rachel, what did she say?

• 50:33Duncan Trussell?

  She was against, she doesn't, she's against, she has, she has kids, I think, who have been wounded in Palestine on her show. Kids love Ms. Rachel. I'm just saying.

• 50:45Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, she's dangerous. That's very dangerous.

• 50:47Duncan Trussell?

  Back up, maybe not trusting the ADL. Take a look, just like what you're saying. You've got literal fucking like Al Qaeda people. You can't, look at her.

• 50:58Kurt Metzger?

  The leader of ISIS and Al Qaeda was in the White House shaking hands with Trump, just so you know. I don't know why nobody remembers this.

• 51:04Duncan Trussell?

  I saw that.

• 51:06Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, like, you worried about, uh?

• 51:08Duncan Trussell?

  You're worried about this? The Muppets fucking like her? Are the Muppets Nazis? Do you want to ruin the term antisemite? Attach it to Ms. Can we just pull up a YouTube of Ms. Rachel?

• 51:20Kurt Metzger?

  Can I ruin the term antisemite? By the way, is not a genetic thing. It's a group of languages. So Arabs are all Semites. So you know.

• 51:28Duncan Trussell?

  You sound like the leader of my militia. Can you pull up?

• 51:31Kurt Metzger?

  Hamas, oh, the, are the barrelman? We guard the white guy in the Cracker Barrel. Is that who he's talking about? Stand by, stand proud, the barrelman? That's the one I'm in.

• 51:38Duncan Trussell?

  A barrelman?

• 51:39Kurt Metzger?

  What if they come for, for, uh, Herschel again?

• 51:42Duncan Trussell?

  What?

• 51:43Kurt Metzger?

  The guy from Cracker Barrel, this guy in the side?

• 51:45Duncan Trussell?

  That's his name, Herschel?

• 51:47Kurt Metzger?

  I know. He, even he's a goddamn Jew.

• 51:50Duncan Trussell?

  All right. Can we please just, can we do a palate cleanser? Just a quick Ms. Rachel, just I want everyone to see, this is ADL called this the antisemite of the year. Like, there's ten top antisemites. Ms. Rachel made it on here.

• 52:06Kurt Metzger?

  Even Candace Owens, who thinks that Israel killed Charlie Kirk, and I agree that they did, uh, is not up there.

• 52:13Duncan Trussell?

  Baby and toddler learning. This is from their perspective, that, no, I'm saying the top ten.

• 52:22Kurt Metzger?

  You think that they're being sincere about this? Okay, I, I can't.

• 52:26Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, are you serious?

• 52:27Kurt Metzger?

  I don't want to hear this Nazi trash, please.

• 52:29Duncan Trussell?

  People have been shooting up fucking synagogues. You're gonna say it's Miss, look.

• 52:35Kurt Metzger?

  Who's this lady?

• 52:36Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know.

• 52:38Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, where was playing guitar?

• 52:40Duncan Trussell?

  I'm just saying, I'm sure there's things you could label Miss Rachel as a cop.

• 52:45Kurt Metzger?

  Guitar player. Now that, this chick playing guitar, if she does indeed identify as a chick.

• 52:49Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think.

• 52:49Kurt Metzger?

  She's free to rehab my pit bull anytime, but I don't want to talk to my kids.

• 52:53Duncan Trussell?

  I, I, I, I.

• 52:55Kurt Metzger?

  I don't want her eating disorder. But, beautiful work with my dog lesbians and keep it, okay, wait, wait. So.

• 53:03Duncan Trussell?

  The point is, you can't, don't attack Miss fucking Rachel. It's like putting Flippy on a list.

• 53:08Kurt Metzger?

  Here's what you need to understand. The thing that, what did she say that was wrong? Do you want to find out what it was?

• 53:14Duncan Trussell?

  What did Miss Rachel say that's wrong?

• 53:15Kurt Metzger?

  Miss Rachel say. And it's gonna be real mild, I bet.

• 53:19Duncan Trussell?

  She stands against all forms of hate, including antisemitism and cares deeply for all children.

• 53:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, but what is this?

• 53:24Duncan Trussell?

  That's, that's the AI. That's, that's what happens when you have like good PR people.

• 53:29Kurt Metzger?

  I care deeply about, let's see.

• 53:33Duncan Trussell?

  I can't read that.

• 53:34Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. Um, go, go up, okay.

• 53:38Duncan Trussell?

  I care deeply.

• 53:38Kurt Metzger?

  Stop antisemitism's targeting, uh, she's the antisemite of the week.

• 53:43Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, to do a fundraiser for children who are currently starving, who have no food or water, who are being killed as humans.

• 53:48Kurt Metzger?

  So that's her antisemitism.

• 53:50Duncan Trussell?

  She did a fundraiser for Palestinian kids.

• 53:52Kurt Metzger?

  So, as you know.

• 53:54Duncan Trussell?

  What a fucking monster.

• 53:55Kurt Metzger?

  What a piece of shit.

• 53:57Duncan Trussell?

  Basically, can we pull up a picture of Hitler?

• 53:59Kurt Metzger?

  So, look, this is an important thing.

• 54:01Duncan Trussell?

  What the fuck?

• 54:02Kurt Metzger?

  So, so why would they go, so you're noticing it, why would they go after her and not someone who's very antisemitic as the top antisemite?

• 54:10Duncan Trussell?

  I have no idea.

• 54:11Kurt Metzger?

  I'll tell you why. Because antisemitism is literally a fuel source for the modern state of Israel. They need that. If antisemitism dies down, there is no justification left for its existence. Their entire existence rests on two things. Seventy percent, the Bible, which is kinda weird for Bill Maher to be that into it, considering it's a Bible thing. And the other thirty percent is, it keep, keeps Jews safe, which, I don't know what history you saw, but no, don't. Uh, so that's why you go after someone saying something reasonable instead of someone who actually does hate Jews. Because what she did was dangerous. Your kids love it. All she said was, don't starve kids.

• 54:51Duncan Trussell?

  Not so much anymore. They're more into Mark Rober.

• 54:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, so Palantir, friend of the show, well, friend of Duncan's, they don't talk to me even though I would love to.

• 54:59Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, I could totally connect you guys.

• 55:00Kurt Metzger?

  I would love to talk to Palantir.

• 55:02Duncan Trussell?

  They're a big fan, man.

• 55:03Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and find out what they're about. Oh, there's the, here's, uh, Saruman extending his righteous fingers over the Palantir, which is kind of a magic bowling ball that can tell you. Uh, it's a magical scrying device. I mean, all bowling balls are deeply occultic and, uh.

• 55:21Duncan Trussell?

  Now, two great men started Palantir. We all know about Peter Thiel, but I don't know if as many people know about Alexi Karp.

• 55:29Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, is Alexi Karp the one that got busted in France and he made, uh, not Signal, but, uh, but Alexi Karp.

• 55:36Duncan Trussell?

  That's a different guy.

• 55:36Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, Alex Karp.

• 55:37Duncan Trussell?

  Alex Karp.

• 55:38Kurt Metzger?

  Why are you saying Alexi?

• 55:38Duncan Trussell?

  No, when you get to know him, you call him Alexi.

• 55:40Kurt Metzger?

  That's like a longer name than his.

• 55:42Duncan Trussell?

  He just likes being called Alexi or Lexus.

• 55:44Kurt Metzger?

  Let's just get the elephant out of the room. Let's get the elephant biscuit in the room addressed.

• 55:48Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, what?

• 55:49Kurt Metzger?

  Why is his hair like that? He's both Jewish and black.

• 55:51Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know, I do my hair like that if it would grow like that, it's cool.

• 55:54Kurt Metzger?

  It's a Jew fro that's also a fro.

• 55:57Duncan Trussell?

  Cool fro.

• 55:58Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, I, my hair was never as good as his hair, by the way.

• 56:02Duncan Trussell?

  By the way, dude, if you can go to do, get those nice curls, just do it.

• 56:06Kurt Metzger?

  Um, anyway, he did a fucking presentation recently.

• 56:09Duncan Trussell?

  Now worth 16.4 billion dollars.

• 56:12Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, only, well, middle class. Okay, let's look at, uh, his, uh, his, oh, he's kind of a fucking.

• 56:19Duncan Trussell?

  He's a great public speaker.

• 56:20Kurt Metzger?

  He's kind of an underdog, really.

• 56:22Duncan Trussell?

  He's a great public speaker, let's pull up, I, I was showing you this, man, I just cause like, he wanted me to just sort of say, like, hi to you.

• 56:29Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, let's, bizarre movements on stage, but I, he took a movement class, I bet.

• 56:33Duncan Trussell?

  I just don't like, everyone's attacking this great man.

• 56:36Speaker 05

  When we began talking, annoying each other 10 years ago, hopefully I'm annoying you as much as 10 years ago, uh, it, it, or more, uh, when, when, when I made.

• 56:46Kurt Metzger?

  See, what I'm telling you?

• 56:47Speaker 05

  Every decision Palantir made, FDAs.

• 56:51Kurt Metzger?

  You see what I'm trying to explain to you, dude?

• 56:55Kurt Metzger?

  What am I on? I have a couple claws. What?

• 56:57Duncan Trussell?

  Look, you gotta hold up it for a second. I've been there. He's riding the fucking wave. It's coming though. Another wave is coming, I bet you.

• 57:06Duncan Trussell?

  Oh no, that's like, that's when the Adderall kicks in, man.

• 57:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, I've taken every kind of children's Flintstones meth, such as Adderall, Ritalin, VivaHans. That ain't just Adderall.

• 57:18Duncan Trussell?

  Well, let's, okay.

• 57:19Kurt Metzger?

  People who say that are like, they have never done amphetamines like that.

• 57:22Duncan Trussell?

  And this is where we want to involve the mystery boys' audience.

• 57:25Kurt Metzger?

  This is the mystery for today's mystery.

• 57:26Duncan Trussell?

  And we will bring this back up. We, you know.

• 57:29Kurt Metzger?

  And everybody in their sound booth, I want to know what their guess is.

• 57:32Duncan Trussell?

  Absolutely. What drugs is Alexi Carp on? What would you say? Alex Carp, Alex for, Alex for normies.

• 57:39Kurt Metzger?

  Guys, you got any theories? Let's ask the sound booth.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  I think he microdosed some shrooms and maybe took some Adderall.

• 57:46Duncan Trussell?

  Okay.

• 57:47Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, maybe.

• 57:47Duncan Trussell?

  Shrooms, Adderall. What else we got?

• 57:49Speaker 06

  I mean, I'd also say a mixture of like amphetamine salts, maybe did a little line as well.

• 57:55Duncan Trussell?

  You think Adderall and cocaine?

• 57:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, I mean, I'm on Adderall right now and I'm not like that.

• 58:00Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 58:00Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, but let me ask you this. Have you, what, um, if it's not too much information, what, what's your dosage?

• 58:07Speaker 06

  I'm on 25 milligrams extended release.

• 58:11Duncan Trussell?

  That is not a small dose.

• 58:13Speaker 06

  No, it's not.

• 58:14Kurt Metzger?

  It's kind of small.

• 58:15Duncan Trussell?

  Let's imagine you were on 50.

• 58:16Kurt Metzger?

  That's a small dose.

• 58:16Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, imagine 50 milligrams.

• 58:18Kurt Metzger?

  Yo, the other dude was on 80 milligrams as a child on XRs.

• 58:22Duncan Trussell?

  You were on 80 fucking milligrams?

• 58:25Kurt Metzger?

  Dude, I know that's the truth because a good friend of mine, when he was a kid, they put him on that much.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, I was taking two 40s a day.

• 58:31Kurt Metzger?

  Can you imagine? Can you imagine being a little kid, holding that much Adderall?

• 58:35Duncan Trussell?

  I want to feel that. What does that feel like?

• 58:38Kurt Metzger?

  It feels like meth.

• 58:39Duncan Trussell?

  You know, I've.

• 58:39Kurt Metzger?

  What does it feel like, dude?

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Well, I don't know what meth feels like, but it felt like, like there was needles everywhere, but like good needles, if that makes sense.

• 58:48Duncan Trussell?

  That's a good description.

• 58:49Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, now I do want to try it.

• 58:51Duncan Trussell?

  All right, so, but you texted me your theory on it and I like, I think.

• 58:54Kurt Metzger?

  I'm gonna say, okay, it's either, so remember the FTX kid was on something called the M-SAM? Which was, I think, like a ProVigil. Now, have you ever done ProVigil?

• 59:04Duncan Trussell?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:04Kurt Metzger?

  Obama pills?

• 59:06Duncan Trussell?

  I've done ProVigil.

• 59:07Kurt Metzger?

  There's one called New Vigil. Well, here's the thing. You have to use it sparingly. I got it from a doctor.

• 59:13Duncan Trussell?

  I didn't use it sparingly. I used it to get high and I fucking hated it compared to that.

• 59:16Kurt Metzger?

  It's not for getting high. It's almost like to just make your, everything click faster.

• 59:20Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, you don't get a nice rush out of that.

• 59:22Kurt Metzger?

  It's an anti narcolepsy drug.

• 59:25Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 59:26Kurt Metzger?

  So it doesn't work the way an amphetamine does.

• 59:27Duncan Trussell?

  They give it to fighter pilots.

• 59:29Kurt Metzger?

  Right. So, so Obama was taking it, but there's a newer one and the kid from FTX was on something that was called M-SAM, which does kind of ProVigil, but I think it makes you allergic to meat, much like that new tick bite.

• 59:43Duncan Trussell?

  M-SAM, can we pull that up? That sucks.

• 59:45Kurt Metzger?

  SAM with an M.

• 59:46Duncan Trussell?

  A speed that makes you allergic to meat?

• 59:49Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 59:50Duncan Trussell?

  Ugh.

• 59:51Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, what's the drug? EMSAM.

• 59:55Duncan Trussell?

  Is it, is, this sounds like something you can get online.

• 59:59Kurt Metzger?

  M-SAM Patch. M-SAM Patch. You saw that?

• 1:00:01Duncan Trussell?

  Ugh, Patch. Ugh.

• 1:00:04Kurt Metzger?

  Let's see here.

• 1:00:05Duncan Trussell?

  M-SAM Patch, a prescription monoamine oxidase inhibitor, M-A-O, used for the treatment of major depressive disorder. Okay. One daily skin patch designed to deliver medication continuously through the skin, avoiding the digestive system, blah. Gross. Fucking gross. You think he's on M-SAM?

• 1:00:24Kurt Metzger?

  Well, F, okay, I'm just saying the FTX had, have you ever heard of M-SAM?

• 1:00:27Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:00:28Kurt Metzger?

  So it's this bizarre thing that was supposed to help him focus, but it also makes you allergic to like meat and cheese. So you have to be a fucking vegan?

• 1:00:35Duncan Trussell?

  That is so weird.

• 1:00:36Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, it is, isn't it?

• 1:00:39Kurt Metzger?

  I don't know if, yeah.

• 1:00:40Duncan Trussell?

  Does not cause a meat allergy in the traditional, but it can cause a dangerous reaction to certain foods, including aged, fermented meats due to a buildup of the substance called tyramine. Your reaction is a medical emergency known as hypertensive crisis.

• 1:00:54Kurt Metzger?

  Hmm.

• 1:00:55Duncan Trussell?

  Gross.

• 1:00:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, and uh, so uh, sausage or more, so he can't eat Italian no more, that's funny. Everything Adego eats.

• 1:01:05Duncan Trussell?

  Look, I'm gonna go, if I have to guess what drug he's on, and maybe I'm just being-

• 1:01:09Kurt Metzger?

  Viva Ants, they're way better.

• 1:01:10Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think it's Viva Ants, I'm gonna go, I'm going basic bitch.

• 1:01:14Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:01:14Duncan Trussell?

  I think he is on some, and you texted me this, so I think you're right. It's some nootropic we don't know about yet, mixed in with Adderall. It's definitely some kind of amphetamine. It might not be anything we know about, it could just be classic meth. I'm not going blow, I'm not going cocaine, cuz-

• 1:01:33Kurt Metzger?

  Why?

• 1:01:33Duncan Trussell?

  I don't see people on blow jiggling like that.

• 1:01:37Kurt Metzger?

  But he was bouncing up and down as if he had boofed it.

• 1:01:39Duncan Trussell?

  I don't feel, he, he might have boofed it, but what, this is my theory. He timed out whatever the speed is to match the talk. So it's hitting right as the talk starts, that's right when the speed hits.

• 1:01:51Kurt Metzger?

  I would have to concur with that because-

• 1:01:52Duncan Trussell?

  That's what's going on there, and he, and he's getting that first burst.

• 1:01:54Kurt Metzger?

  Somebody who's a control freak's gonna be like, I'm gonna time this perfectly.

• 1:01:57Duncan Trussell?

  For a hundred percent. Like, anyone who's like an expert drug taker knows how to like, time the, like, the come on for like, things like that. Uh, so I, if I'm, if I'm rolling the dice, it's definitely an amphetamine, I don't know what kind. And it hits super hard in the beginning, and then he pulled it together. Now, as in, as a, like, to dive-

• 1:02:16Kurt Metzger?

  His asshole was puckering up.

• 1:02:18Duncan Trussell?

  Did, did, for sure. Now, to dive into history, let's pull up Adolf Hitler on meth.

• 1:02:26Kurt Metzger?

  Now, let's see, here we go.

• 1:02:29Duncan Trussell?

  Look at that, now, he is high as fuck.

• 1:02:32Kurt Metzger?

  Let's fucking go. Look at him, he's going, let's go.

• 1:02:36Duncan Trussell?

  And let's go back to the original Alex Karp video, cuz you see a kind of similar-

• 1:02:41Kurt Metzger?

  Cancer still.

• 1:02:42Speaker 05

  When we began talking, annoying each other ten years ago.

• 1:02:44Kurt Metzger?

  I mean Hitler was a little-

• 1:02:45Duncan Trussell?

  It's the problem with a chair. It's like, look, he literally did that, that bounce Hitler was doing.

• 1:02:51Kurt Metzger?

  Hitler kept it together better.

• 1:02:52Duncan Trussell?

  You are being vaulted with so much electricity, neurological electricity that you, like, Hitler knew that he had to like-

• 1:03:00Kurt Metzger?

  Look at him just tweaking, he was like, yeah.

• 1:03:03Duncan Trussell?

  Now, here's where it gets interesting. This is what we were talking about before, and we're talking about court wizards and Andrew Tate. Hitler had a famous doctor. Can we pull up Hitler's doctor?

• 1:03:14Kurt Metzger?

  He was a fat doctor who smoked cigarettes, which is the best kind.

• 1:03:17Duncan Trussell?

  Adolf Hitler's personal physician who administered various injections, including forms of meth and strong opiates, was Dr. Theodore Morel. Now this, what you're pointing out with Andrew Tate-

• 1:03:28Kurt Metzger?

  He's special vitamin, so that's what, um, JFK had a guy they called Dr. Feelgood.

• 1:03:32Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up JFK's doctor?

• 1:03:33Kurt Metzger?

  JFK, Dr. Feelgood, and he had a special vitamin mixture.

• 1:03:37Duncan Trussell?

  Cause here's where it gets interesting, and your Andrew Tate thing is fascinating. All these people who rise to some kind of prominence inevitably have a wizard behind them, whether it's a doctor, a philosopher-

• 1:03:49Kurt Metzger?

  It's called a handler.

• 1:03:50Duncan Trussell?

  A handler.

• 1:03:50Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:51Duncan Trussell?

  And that is so curious to me, but let's pull up JFK's doctor.

• 1:03:54Kurt Metzger?

  A lot of MK monarch victims will tell you about having someone who's usually a relative. Uh, I tell everybody to look up JR Sweet MormonMonarch.org because his cousin, his uncle Gale or something was his handler and Gale had a CIA kit of different chemicals he would mix.

• 1:04:11Duncan Trussell?

  Oh God, I want one.

• 1:04:12Kurt Metzger?

  So, and Kathy O'Brien also talks about this. There's a drug they would give her that they used to give to NASA astronauts. It's called tranquility. I don't know what the drug is. They called it tranquility. But these guys could mix this shit up. So this is like a little alchemy set with wizards making potions.

• 1:04:28Duncan Trussell?

  They would literally make the drug in real time.

• 1:04:31Kurt Metzger?

  His uncle would give him this drug and he would say which drugs he liked the best that gave you the best feeling. Some would make you just numb to shit. Some would make you excited. Some would make you, I mean, it's like, uh, Go Ask Alice song, you know, one, one pill makes-

• 1:04:45Duncan Trussell?

  One pill makes you love-

• 1:04:46Kurt Metzger?

  The CIA extensively, as you know, the hippies were the most extensive mass drug study ever done on humans, probably was that. Um, and it wasn't the LSD. The LSD probably backfired a bit.

• 1:04:58Duncan Trussell?

  A hundred percent it did.

• 1:04:59Kurt Metzger?

  That's why they had to murder John Lennon, I think, cause his handler, Yoko Ono, who's from a prominent oil family from Japan, who he was paired with by fucking probably Tavistock and-

• 1:05:09Duncan Trussell?

  Fuck, that's the worst handler to get.

• 1:05:11Kurt Metzger?

  What?

• 1:05:12Duncan Trussell?

  What a terrible handler to get.

• 1:05:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yoko Ono?

• 1:05:14Duncan Trussell?

  Everybody else is getting these doctors whipping up like incredible dope.

• 1:05:18Kurt Metzger?

  Are you that chick that fucking just ruins everything?

• 1:05:20Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, that is bad luck.

• 1:05:22Kurt Metzger?

  Oh my god, not even a Kyoto 5.

• 1:05:25Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, just fucking you. Can you play that time Yoko Ono ruined the John Lennon song for people who've never seen this?

• 1:05:31Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, with Chuck Berry?

• 1:05:32Duncan Trussell?

  Cause I used to try to give her like a pass until I saw this and then I joined.

• 1:05:36Kurt Metzger?

  Well, she is the patron saint of chicks that come into a thing that's established and ruin it.

• 1:05:45Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, that is the classic archetype for like.

• 1:05:49Kurt Metzger?

  With Chuck Berry. Now, this, this guy Chuck Berry is an old pervert that uses toilet cams on people. There's a famous video of him, "Hey baby, kiss it." Do you remember South Park when Jesse, when uh, Sanz had to kiss Jesse Jackson's ass?

• 1:06:01Duncan Trussell?

  No, I never saw that, but that's incredible.

• 1:06:03Kurt Metzger?

  Because he's on Jeopardy and they go, "These annoy you." And it was like, N A something, it was N G G and he was like, "I know."

• 1:06:13Duncan Trussell?

  Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

• 1:06:15Kurt Metzger?

  And the answer was naggers, but he said.

• 1:06:16Duncan Trussell?

  I know, I know, that was, yes, I know.

• 1:06:18Kurt Metzger?

  These annoy you?

• 1:06:19Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, yeah, it was amazing.

• 1:06:20Kurt Metzger?

  And fucking, right.

• 1:06:21Duncan Trussell?

  One of the best episodes of South Park.

• 1:06:22Kurt Metzger?

  Jesse Jackson pulls his pants down, he goes, "Kiss it, kiss it." Now, what they're doing a joke on, I didn't know this at the time, but the Chuck Berry home pornos he made, there's some, and they're funny as shit because it's from like the late 80s or mid 80s. So it's this white, high-class hooker who looks like, if you got her now, she would be a low-class hooker because her hair is.

• 1:06:42Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, sure. She's doing the 80s hair, yeah.

• 1:06:45Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, there you go.

• 1:06:47Duncan Trussell?

  Oops.

• 1:06:48Kurt Metzger?

  Who likes this?

• 1:06:50Duncan Trussell?

  No, it's, it's, it's an app for AI.

• 1:06:53Kurt Metzger?

  No, I know, but I mean, who, like, "Oh, I want uncanny valley pussy, just get a fucking lady boy."

• 1:06:58Duncan Trussell?

  Offer good mystery, boys, candy.ai, you'll get 20% off your first AI whore.

• 1:07:06Duncan Trussell?

  There's a lot of great AI whores to choose from, but candy.ai is the best.

• 1:07:12Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, so look at the chick. Wait, where is she? Wait, oh, that's not the hot tub. The important part's the farting. Are you bathing? Look at her hair.

• 1:07:25Duncan Trussell?

  Prostitutes.

• 1:07:26Kurt Metzger?

  So he goes kiss it. He has her kiss his ass and he farts. Just like Jesse Jackson goes kiss it. That's where they got that from.

• 1:07:36Kurt Metzger?

  What? You know what? I'm gonna give you something to bathe for. Something to bathe for. Wait, I don't want to watch this part. I just, just.

• 1:07:44Duncan Trussell?

  I do.

• 1:07:46Duncan Trussell?

  Order of the gold. This is the golden dawn. He's initiating her.

• 1:07:50Duncan Trussell?

  Nutrient. This is so hot.

• 1:07:52Kurt Metzger?

  Aristotle would hate this because it's a chick. I just don't like it because it's a woman's.

• 1:07:56Duncan Trussell?

  I don't like it because I don't have that kind of bathtub. That's an incredible tub.

• 1:08:03Duncan Trussell?

  All right, whatever. I don't want to see this.

• 1:08:04Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, get to the fart. That's the part that's funny. This is just like.

• 1:08:07Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, get to the fart.

• 1:08:09Kurt Metzger?

  This is a saddle.

• 1:08:18Duncan Trussell?

  All right.

• 1:08:20Kurt Metzger?

  I don't want to kiss you. I just peed. Oh, this is from E fucked, eh? The one where he goes kiss it and he farts.

• 1:08:25Duncan Trussell?

  I believe Chuck Berry farted in a fucking prostitute's face. I believe that. But, um, the, the, like, that is no mystery. And I, I, like, I, I.

• 1:08:37Kurt Metzger?

  No, it wasn't a mystery.

• 1:08:39Duncan Trussell?

  More sinister, though I do think Chuck Berry farting in a woman's face is sinister in its own way.

• 1:08:44Kurt Metzger?

  You don't think it's an act of revolution in some way?

• 1:08:47Duncan Trussell?

  When you frame it like that, I could buy it.

• 1:08:49Kurt Metzger?

  Farts on a prostitute. Chuck Berry farted in women's mouths and then it shorts. Yeah, so. Oh, Justin Wang covered this many years ago. Anyway, South Park made fun of it by having, I don't remember.

• 1:08:58Duncan Trussell?

  There we go. Here's the short. Chuck Berry farted in a, in women's mouths.

• 1:09:02Kurt Metzger?

  Why did I even bring this up?

• 1:09:03Duncan Trussell?

  Multiple times. It doesn't matter why. It's happening now.

• 1:09:08Duncan Trussell?

  I don't, why does he always do this? Just show it. I don't need your fucking commentary.

• 1:09:13Kurt Metzger?

  Hey, we get it. You got nice hairs, right?

• 1:09:15Duncan Trussell?

  What can you say? You're really, that's it? Yeah, this is a scam. And this is where-

• 1:09:21Kurt Metzger?

  You're just telling me about-

• 1:09:22Duncan Trussell?

  I would have that person arrested.

• 1:09:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, get him out of here.

• 1:09:24Duncan Trussell?

  That, people like that should be arrested. I wanna see a fart in the prostitute's face.

• 1:09:29Kurt Metzger?

  Ex-fiduciary.

• 1:09:30Duncan Trussell?

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:09:31Kurt Metzger?

  Alright. Oh, I don't remember why I brought it up, because-

• 1:09:33Duncan Trussell?

  Well, we'll dive back into it.

• 1:09:35Kurt Metzger?

  We got so deep in the weeds.

• 1:09:35Duncan Trussell?

  But, I do wanna point out, that it is interesting, and though I know that we are probably burning time here, it is fascinating to me, that so many prominent people have a fucked up doctor attached to them. A wizard, as you said.

• 1:09:52Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:53Duncan Trussell?

  They have a core wizard. This dates all the way back to John De-

• 1:09:56Kurt Metzger?

  Harley Pasternak, with the guy with the cooking show that can have Kanye committed.

• 1:09:59Duncan Trussell?

  That's, can we pull up the, that, that tweet? This is Kanye's trainer.

• 1:10:04Kurt Metzger?

  Your, your trainer doesn't have power of attorney over you?

• 1:10:10Duncan Trussell?

  What does it say?

• 1:10:11Kurt Metzger?

  Ex-CIA guy who studied the effects of drugs on mental state in Canada with the CIA.

• 1:10:16Duncan Trussell?

  For sure, that was an ex-CIA guy.

• 1:10:18Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:10:19Duncan Trussell?

  And look what, what did he write?

• 1:10:20Kurt Metzger?

  The CIA is not your friend. They're the worst people that ever-

• 1:10:22Duncan Trussell?

  I'm gonna help you, one of a couple of ways. First, you and I sit down and have a loving and open conversation, but you don't use cuss words, and everything that is discussed is based in fact, and not some crazy stuff that dumb friend of yours told you, or you saw in a tweet. Second option, I have you institutionalized again, where they medicate the crap out of you and you go back to zombie land forever. Playdate with the kids just won't be the same. What the fuck?

• 1:10:53Kurt Metzger?

  Um, your personal trainer ever say anything like that to you?

• 1:10:56Duncan Trussell?

  No one has ever said anything-

• 1:10:57Kurt Metzger?

  You've never had a Pilates class and they threaten to have your kids taken away?

• 1:11:00Duncan Trussell?

  That, and, and what is the name of that trainer who sent that-

• 1:11:02Kurt Metzger?

  Harley, Harley Pasternak. And then they replaced Harley Pasternak with probably the chick he was dating that looked like him.

• 1:11:12Duncan Trussell?

  Who is Harley Pasternak? Can we look this up? Because that is the most sinister fucking thing.

• 1:11:17Kurt Metzger?

  It's, it's standard par for the course. Why does everybody think this is weird? It's what your entire culture is.

• 1:11:21Duncan Trussell?

  Some folks just aren't aware of how insidious this shit is.

• 1:11:26Kurt Metzger?

  Well, if you think it's Kanye's fault, he's like that, you're wrong. I mean, you're just straight up wrong. There's a bunch of people. Yo, his motherfucking sold him into that shit, I think.

• 1:11:34Duncan Trussell?

  Where, okay, during his, especially, where's the CIA, where's the CIA part here?

• 1:11:40Kurt Metzger?

  Well, Harley Pasternak was in CIA.

• 1:11:42Duncan Trussell?

  Can we look up Harley Pasternak CIA?

• 1:11:44Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Duncan Trussell?

  I just want to see how.

• 1:11:45Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, the CIA gets to edit, well, now Mossad does, but the CIA was getting to edit Wikipedia for the longest time.

• 1:11:51Duncan Trussell?

  There you go, that Reddit, that looks good.

• 1:11:55Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, his name is in that?

• 1:11:57Duncan Trussell?

  Four mind controllers.

• 1:11:59Kurt Metzger?

  You, I can't read that, so I, do you see the name Pasternak in there?

• 1:12:03Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, in addition to Pasternak.

• 1:12:05Kurt Metzger?

  Oh, he's generational. Oh, dude, whoa.

• 1:12:13Duncan Trussell?

  MKUltra, there you go.

• 1:12:14Kurt Metzger?

  Gottlieb is the guy whose name comes up with, when normies talk about MKUltra.

• 1:12:19Duncan Trussell?

  Holy shit.

• 1:12:20Kurt Metzger?

  But keep in mind, most MKUltra, don't forget Mengela, Joseph Mengela, who he smuggled back to the America, and then got him out of the country safely. Mengela was involved in this. And he studied the shit on twins, so when you see Stranger Things by the Duffer Brothers, who are twins, originally Stranger Things was gonna be called Montalk, about Montalk.

• 1:12:39Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:12:41Kurt Metzger?

  Stranger Things cuts a lot of shit out of what went on at Montalk, particularly the boys being molested by pets. Uh, there is an actual girl who was named Eleven. Do you know why she's named Eleven?

• 1:12:51Duncan Trussell?

  No.

• 1:12:52Kurt Metzger?

  Because when you invert Eleven, it's the same. So that's why when she goes the upside down, she's still Eleven.

• 1:12:58Duncan Trussell?

  Uh.

• 1:12:59Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, but it's now, it's a family fun show about sexual abuse magic that was done by your government in Long Island. And that's called a limited hangout. And that's how they get the shit out there. It's in that book Twilight.

• 1:13:12Duncan Trussell?

  Wait, okay, wait. So I think this is a term that maybe some people aren't aware of. Can you tell me what a limited hangout is?

• 1:13:18Kurt Metzger?

  It's when you admit to a little to hide a lot.

• 1:13:22Duncan Trussell?

  So it fits into the.

• 1:13:24Kurt Metzger?

  MKUltra, you've all heard of it. They did experiments with LSD. Oh, that sounds spooky.

• 1:13:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:30Kurt Metzger?

  Well, and then they stopped.

• 1:13:31Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:13:31Kurt Metzger?

  And then they got caught and they stopped and the guy shredded all the documents. No one went to prison, but they stopped doing it.

• 1:13:39Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:13:40Kurt Metzger?

  It wasn't the plan the whole time that they've continued to do to you now.

• 1:13:43Duncan Trussell?

  But yeah, and, and you know, this, I'm sure most people watching this know this is true, but for those of you don't. This, this is, this actually happened. Like the taxpayers paid the CIA to drug.

• 1:13:58Duncan Trussell?

  Not just like prostitutes and Johns, but theoretically Charles Manson. Theoretically Ted.

• 1:14:06Kurt Metzger?

  Okay, Charles Manson. There's a guy named Bronum. Okay, where we get most of our despicable American prosperity gospel shit from. He's from Canada. But Canada's deeply involved in this. The CIA shit goes all the way up through there. Then it connects to the Jesuits through there. That's what Trudeau's. Not his real dad, who's Castro, but Trudeau, his dad.

• 1:14:26Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:27Kurt Metzger?

  That motherfucker was a real piece of shit. Um, anyway.

• 1:14:32Duncan Trussell?

  By the way, congrats to Trudeau for his new romance with Katy Perry.

• 1:14:35Kurt Metzger?

  Well, yeah, out of the frying pan into the fire, huh Trudeau? I'd rather be peed on by my dad than be married to her.

• 1:14:42Duncan Trussell?

  Whoa, are you fucking kidding? She went into space.

• 1:14:45Kurt Metzger?

  No, she didn't. They could, the head of the rocket was too fat.

• 1:14:48Duncan Trussell?

  No, she was, it's, look at that. What a great couple.

• 1:14:52Kurt Metzger?

  They went to the border of space.

• 1:14:54Duncan Trussell?

  Isn't that wild though? Trudeau like gets fucking canned and the next thing you know, he's with Katy Perry. Is that his Yoko Ono?

• 1:15:02Kurt Metzger?

  No, she wasn't there dragging him down.

• 1:15:05Duncan Trussell?

  Can we play Katy Perry in concert? She's, she's, she used to date, um.

• 1:15:10Kurt Metzger?

  Russell, uh, Russell Brand?

• 1:15:11Duncan Trussell?

  It is a wild thing.

• 1:15:14Kurt Metzger?

  I bet he got sick of that real quick. So she does a lot of stupid rituals and all that in her dumb shows and it's all, it's all fucking programming. Twilight language is all about that because every one of these shows, you know, you always see conspiracy people, they go, why do they take a picture like this where they cover their eye? But I've never heard anybody, uh, maybe your friend that you think is good could explain it. Why so many people take their picture doing this?

• 1:15:38Duncan Trussell?

  I have no idea.

• 1:15:39Kurt Metzger?

  There's not like, hey, that's crazy. Here's the real reason, right? You never hear the real reason they're doing it.

• 1:15:44Duncan Trussell?

  What is their whole reason?

• 1:15:47Kurt Metzger?

  I'm asking, I maybe.

• 1:15:48Duncan Trussell?

  I figured you would know. I always thought it was maybe like.

• 1:15:50Kurt Metzger?

  They're maybe doing an eye test.

• 1:15:51Duncan Trussell?

  Is it the all seeing eye?

• 1:15:54Kurt Metzger?

  Well, this one is the triangle of manifestation or, you know, there's the mudra, which Andrew Tate likes to do. The mudra is when you put your hands like this.

• 1:16:01Duncan Trussell?

  Yes.

• 1:16:02Kurt Metzger?

  It's some Hindu shit.

• 1:16:03Duncan Trussell?

  It's a power mudra.

• 1:16:05Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, is there a, a reasonable explanation from the AI? High, uh, sacrificing a part from it, uh, for material gain.

• 1:16:12Duncan Trussell?

  Only seeing things one way. I don't know what the meaning is. I mean, that's what's weird about it is, I guess that's what's in this book is there, there's so many of these symbols that do appear over and over again, that most of us have no fucking idea. Like, let's pull up the.

• 1:16:25Kurt Metzger?

  It's called Twilight language, but no, you do, you don't have an idea, but your subconscious does. So when these things repeat, and then that's how these people in the cold communicate with each other, like throwing up gang signs.

• 1:16:36Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:16:37Kurt Metzger?

  It's just gang signs. Uh, Walt Disney, by the way, real name Artur Beek.

• 1:16:43Duncan Trussell?

  Well, what the fuck would this, what is this? Oh, I see. Cause you have the pyramid on your, on your, um, third eye.

• 1:16:51Kurt Metzger?

  Well, turning your thing upside down, that's what it looks like. One of them is Obama's doing the thing where you go like.

• 1:16:56Duncan Trussell?

  You know, this could also just be related to, they all use the same photographer and he just is like, do the this.

• 1:17:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, I, I.

• 1:17:02Duncan Trussell?

  It really could be that.

• 1:17:04Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. I assume it's that. I assume there's a photographer who's plugged in that's telling them to do that. However, Jay-Z is definitely doing that. Jay-Z is a thelemite, a hundred percent. He's a thelemite.

• 1:17:14Duncan Trussell?

  Really?

• 1:17:14Kurt Metzger?

  Yes.

• 1:17:16Duncan Trussell?

  I had no idea. You're positive. He's like into Crowley.

• 1:17:20Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, well, I believe he is, but go look it up. You don't have to take my word for shit.

• 1:17:23Duncan Trussell?

  You're always right about this shit. Can we pull up Jay-Z and Crowley?

• 1:17:27Kurt Metzger?

  Remember Sergeant Pepper had Crowley up?

• 1:17:29Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, totally.

• 1:17:30Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So that also, let's face it, Crowley's Barbara Bush's real dad. It's very obvious. You know, she looked like Aleister Crowley with a goddamn wig.

• 1:17:38Duncan Trussell?

  It's so fucking crazy how much he looks like him.

• 1:17:40Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, because he would have these orgies with important people.

• 1:17:43Duncan Trussell?

  Oh, it's C R O W L E Y.

• 1:17:46Kurt Metzger?

  Wait, what about Nick Kroll? What'd it say?

• 1:17:48Duncan Trussell?

  Jay-Z Crowley, not Nick Kroll.

• 1:17:51Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 1:17:51Duncan Trussell?

  Jay-Z Crowley. Jay-Z's use of occult Masonic symbols in his rock aware brand of music, particularly the phrase, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law," is a key tenet from Crowley's Thelma, sparking theories he's influenced by the, well, yeah. He wears hoodies with that on it. What the fuck?

• 1:18:10Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, right. So he's a Thelite. Okay.

• 1:18:13Duncan Trussell?

  Wow.

• 1:18:14Kurt Metzger?

  By the way, I, I don't wanna, you know, not to trash anybody's amazing beliefs of do with, what thou wilt will be the whole of the law, but I, I see, I foresee problems with a law like that.

• 1:18:23Duncan Trussell?

  Okay, but, but they always leave out the second part of that. You know, there's a second part, right?

• 1:18:27Kurt Metzger?

  Which is what?

• 1:18:27Duncan Trussell?

  Love is the law.

• 1:18:29Kurt Metzger?

  That don't help.

• 1:18:29Duncan Trussell?

  Love under will.

• 1:18:30Kurt Metzger?

  What if I love victimizing children?

• 1:18:33Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think he meant it like that.

• 1:18:35Kurt Metzger?

  Aleister Crowley.

• 1:18:36Duncan Trussell?

  It's pronounced Crowley.

• 1:18:41Kurt Metzger?

  Sustained, sustained. Uh, you know, his, uh, Libra something diary.

• 1:18:47Duncan Trussell?

  Libra four.

• 1:18:48Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, the, the something woman gave me her two-year-old today. He writes what he did to kids in there. The, the rights are, um, people always talk about how funny Aleister Crowley is.

• 1:18:58Duncan Trussell?

  I've never heard that once.

• 1:18:59Kurt Metzger?

  Oh.

• 1:19:00Duncan Trussell?

  When I'm here, people talk about being funny, it's not Crowley.

• 1:19:04Kurt Metzger?

  Because the things in his books are so abhorrent that he's writing, they're making an excuse for him by saying it's a funny joke.

• 1:19:10Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up on the bloody ritual?

• 1:19:13Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, a blond-haired boy with blue eyes is the perfect sacrifice. Oh, people don't get how funny he is. Yeah, no, that's what they do. In fact, your boy, who I think is great, he'll would say that. I've heard him say it.

• 1:19:26Duncan Trussell?

  Can we pull up on the bloody, I think it's called on the bloody sacrifice. Have you ever read this? Crowley's essay on human sacrifice?

• 1:19:32Kurt Metzger?

  Mm-hmm. Oh, let me guess, it's a hilarious joke.

• 1:19:36Duncan Trussell?

  On, uh, he's got an essay, it's called on the bloody sacrifice. I think. It's a really great essay on human sacrifice. It isn't, I wouldn't call it funny.

• 1:19:48Kurt Metzger?

  No, he's just making a funny joke. It's kinda how like creepy fucking.

• 1:19:52Duncan Trussell?

  Oh yeah, this is, you gotta read this. So this is a sort of, first of all, it's like an, it's an anthropological examination of where human sacrifice shows up in mythology. And then it sort of ends, can we just go to the last paragraph and enlarge? I'll try to read it.

• 1:20:06Kurt Metzger?

  Yes, magic with a K. Now here, here on Mystery Boys, we do magic with two M's.

• 1:20:11Duncan Trussell?

  I think to me, of all the things about Crowley, that adding a K to it is so embarrassing.

• 1:20:18Kurt Metzger?

  He couldn't spell. That's why Babylon is spelled wrong. He's a dipshit.

• 1:20:22Duncan Trussell?

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 1:20:23Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah, this asshole couldn't spell. So as we get Babylon, like he's fucking.

• 1:20:27Duncan Trussell?

  I don't buy that. I think he was just trying, I think he was trying to brand it with his own, this is the way I say magic. I don't, I think, I think he was like very erudite and really smart.

• 1:20:37Kurt Metzger?

  Could be that, but it also could be that he couldn't spell and he would cover it over by saying, I did that on purpose. Look, he's a, a, a pathetic heroin addict. Who's, who's, was a human Chinese finger trap, basically.

• 1:20:53Kurt Metzger?

  Like.

• 1:20:54Duncan Trussell?

  Do you know the story of his doctor? Is, is doctor, what happened to his doctor?

• 1:20:57Kurt Metzger?

  No.

• 1:20:58Duncan Trussell?

  So supposedly, I don't know if this is true. This is urban myth, but Crowley wanted more morphine when he was dying and his doctor wasn't giving him more because he was taking so much. And Crowley cursed him. And then apparently his doctor died like three days later.

• 1:21:15Kurt Metzger?

  What's wrong with that?

• 1:21:16Duncan Trussell?

  First Crowley put a curse on his doctor, having prescribed Crowley with morphine for his asthma and bronchitis. The last doctor died within 24 hours of his patient. It is rumored that shortly before Crowley's death, he had refused to refill his prescription, thus making his patient place a curse on him.

• 1:21:31Kurt Metzger?

  All these guys that are like the practitioner, they all die broke, crazy losers.

• 1:21:36Duncan Trussell?

  I think that's a great point.

• 1:21:38Kurt Metzger?

  The king that they serve goes on to be fine, but these scumbags, they all die in a gutter. Why is that? It's very strange. All these people that are deep into this shit, that are the practice, it's almost like being the worker. You ain't shit. And then there's somebody who's feeding off everything. And he used to call himself MI6's kick dog. Cause you know, he was, by the way, an intel agent for England.

• 1:22:02Duncan Trussell?

  So what?

• 1:22:03Kurt Metzger?

  That's why he's on the Beatles album cover.

• 1:22:04Duncan Trussell?

  So I don't know.

• 1:22:05Kurt Metzger?

  Tavistock.

• 1:22:06Duncan Trussell?

  So supposedly, I don't know if this is true, maybe you can look it up. The V for victory is this horns of is hor- it was supposed to represent Horus or something.

• 1:22:16Kurt Metzger?

  Sure.

• 1:22:16Duncan Trussell?

  Because.

• 1:22:17Kurt Metzger?

  It is true.

• 1:22:18Duncan Trussell?

  Churchill knew the Nazis were into the occult and he's like, we should do that too.

• 1:22:22Kurt Metzger?

  Churchill was a scumbag and a druid, uh, in some fucking, you know, Churchill's a scumbag. By the way, the peace sign, you know, the peace sign, if you look up the story of it, it sounds like nonsense. They go, well, on naval ships, he had the flags for the planes and this means don't use your nuclear bombs. So already it's already too specific. No, with that sign, what you're looking at there. So the upside down cross was like the St. Peter's cross because Peter was.

• 1:22:49Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:49Kurt Metzger?

  Okay. So that cross is called the broken Jew. That's what that really is. You're supposed to break the arms of Peter. It's called the broken Jew. Yeah. And so all, so the reason they're saying Crowley's funny is, and in a way.

• 1:23:03Duncan Trussell?

  I've ne- again, I do want to emphasize, I've never heard that in a description of.

• 1:23:07Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's from other perverts. You understand? So to them, that's funny because he's a, he's a sack of shit and they're a sack of shit. So of course they find it funny for him to talk about sacrificing children because what's funnier than that?

• 1:23:18Duncan Trussell?

  I guess like the gag is I sacrificed thousands of children every day and he was talking about jerking off. That's what you mean? It was like some lame cum gag he did.

• 1:23:27Kurt Metzger?

  No, he, he wrote in liber, val- liber, what's it called?

• 1:23:30Duncan Trussell?

  For.

• 1:23:31Kurt Metzger?

  About one of his followers gave her, her, her two-year-old to, I mean, do we even want to put this on mystery boys? Do we want to solve this mystery? So as a two-year-old because.

• 1:23:42Duncan Trussell?

  That's fucked up.

• 1:23:43Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. Well, that's what magic is at the end of the day. At the end of the day, magic with a K is using people as a goddamn portal to make bad things happen. And the reason they got to use children is because they're closer to God because they're younger. And that way you really stick it to God. They're, what they are at the end of the day is inversionists, not you go, oh, Satanist, oh, loser. They believe inversion is like some kind of spiritual bungee jumping that by them doing this, they're helping. And so when you're talking, you brought it up before, the religion of making it okay? If I'm a despicable child, uh, victimizer and I'm a fucking. And I'm rich as hell and I'm not gonna get caught. I could see wanting to have a religion that that validates every evil thing I do.

• 1:24:29Kurt Metzger?

  And that's how.

• 1:24:30Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:24:30Kurt Metzger?

  And that's how these soothsayers get in with kings and whatever. And then they start telling them that they're descended from royalty. Jesse Michaels tells us that, uh, that guy's descended from Henry the eighth, bled so.

• 1:24:41Duncan Trussell?

  Is that true? I should have asked him. I forgot on the podcast.

• 1:24:43Kurt Metzger?

  I knew it was true as soon as he said it because that's why he's getting Hathor visions. He's bloodline. See. I'm a muggle, I think, because I ain't never seen no fucking Hathor float and tell me to.

• 1:24:54Duncan Trussell?

  You've never seen an orb?

• 1:24:56Kurt Metzger?

  Never.

• 1:24:57Duncan Trussell?

  Me either.

• 1:24:58Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. So I must be a real muggle.

• 1:24:59Duncan Trussell?

  I mean, I don't know. I think I've I maybe seen some of them. I don't know.

• 1:25:02Kurt Metzger?

  Must be a chud blood.

• 1:25:04Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know, man, but I, one thing that I do think is interesting is that. It seems like, and we should do this for another.

• 1:25:11Kurt Metzger?

  The city of London, that's a separate city. That's like a Vatican sort of.

• 1:25:14Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:25:15Kurt Metzger?

  Henry's the guy that brought that in. So that's when the Venetian bankers moved up and took over. I think that's when they finally solidified their grip on England was that back then. It's a long time ago. Um, but again, the names of the little secret societies, they don't matter because you have to belong to all of them. Or you're not moving up. You understand?

• 1:25:35Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:25:35Kurt Metzger?

  It's like your college resume has to show a lot of activities.

• 1:25:38Duncan Trussell?

  That is wild. You know, I, you know, everything to be about magic and it seems interesting until it gets to the child.

• 1:25:47Kurt Metzger?

  Well, that's why.

• 1:25:48Duncan Trussell?

  You lose me at child.

• 1:25:49Kurt Metzger?

  That's why I do a mystery school. Because if I told you upfront, you're not gonna come to my mystery school, are you?

• 1:25:55Duncan Trussell?

  That's the circle and the circle.

• 1:25:57Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah. And what I'm doing is weeding out the losers. And so all these symbols, and it's in Twilight language. They mean five, six different things. Think of it how The Simpsons, when it was good, the smartest people and the dumbest people liked it. It was for everybody. Okay? So what, how did it, that's an interesting thing to pull off.

• 1:26:17Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:26:17Kurt Metzger?

  So if you look at the Bible, the Adam, the fruit thing, there's something for everyone. If you're a simpleton, you could take-

• 1:26:24Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, right. Multiple levels of meaning.

• 1:26:26Kurt Metzger?

  That's exactly right. So, so there's, these people have studied this for, it's not just, CIA is like relatively new to this.

• 1:26:32Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:26:33Kurt Metzger?

  Jesuits have been around for how long?

• 1:26:35Duncan Trussell?

  I don't know.

• 1:26:35Kurt Metzger?

  Almost, I mean, hundreds and hundreds of years, if not a thousand. If you think of, uh, taking confession, which I don't know, not just the Vatican, I guess like East Orthodox does confession. Who does confession?

• 1:26:47Duncan Trussell?

  I thought just the Catholics. I don't know.

• 1:26:49Kurt Metzger?

  But think of if you have the important people have to be part of your religion.

• 1:26:52Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah.

• 1:26:52Kurt Metzger?

  And they do confession. So remember Scientology? They've got all this dirt on Tom Cruise.

• 1:26:57Duncan Trussell?

  Oh yeah, like confession is the early version of the Epstein trick.

• 1:27:01Kurt Metzger?

  Well, it's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be a thing where you could get something off your chest because you don't feel right.

• 1:27:06Duncan Trussell?

  You just have so much power if you get it.

• 1:27:07Kurt Metzger?

  Much the way a doctor is supposed to do no harm, yet they told people to take the boosters.

• 1:27:11Duncan Trussell?

  Right.

• 1:27:12Kurt Metzger?

  Everything, there's always a serpent who's gonna come in the garden and fuck up the thing that's a nice thing, right?

• 1:27:18Duncan Trussell?

  And that, I think, is a perfect way to lead us to our very first sponsor.

• 1:27:26Kurt Metzger?

  What's that?

• 1:27:27Duncan Trussell?

  Pfizer, uh, providing incredible vaccines.

• 1:27:30Kurt Metzger?

  You know, RFK's not a doctor, you guys, number one. I'm gonna point that out.

• 1:27:34Duncan Trussell?

  One, two, and three.

• 1:27:35Kurt Metzger?

  Sure, he just sues a lot of companies that injured people like you, you fucking cattle, but he's a piece of shit.

• 1:27:41Duncan Trussell?

  Technically, that's not in the top. That's not in the copy technically, but-

• 1:27:44Kurt Metzger?

  Well, they like me to really go off-road because they like my spin.

• 1:27:47Duncan Trussell?

  Yeah, all I know is this, go ahead, do your own research. What are you?

• 1:27:50Kurt Metzger?

  No, don't. I, don't say that.

• 1:27:52Duncan Trussell?

  I'm saying it sarcastically.

• 1:27:54Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, oh, good one.

• 1:27:56Duncan Trussell?

  Do you really have time to do that, guys? Like, if you have time to research vaccines, uh, maybe you should be spending a little more time at work.

• 1:28:06Kurt Metzger?

  Boy, what a great, what a great note. Pfizer, I don't trust people that aren't doctors.

• 1:28:12Duncan Trussell?

  And I don't trust people that aren't vaccinated.

• 1:28:15Kurt Metzger?

  I think they should be put on a list, and they are.

• 1:28:17Duncan Trussell?

  Red flag.

• 1:28:18Kurt Metzger?

  I, I love that, uh, the head of Pfizer, Albert Borla, as you know, friend of the show, Albert Borla.

• 1:28:24Duncan Trussell?

  Thank you, Albert.

• 1:28:25Kurt Metzger?

  Uh, he's a, he's a veterinarian, not really a doctor, but you know what? He understands opening stuff up and seeing how it works and giving drugs and things and.

• 1:28:34Duncan Trussell?

  Hundred percent.

• 1:28:35Kurt Metzger?

  If there's, if there's ever been an ethical group of medical professionals.

• 1:28:38Duncan Trussell?

  It's Pfizer.

• 1:28:39Kurt Metzger?

  It's veterinarians.

• 1:28:40Duncan Trussell?

  Yep.

• 1:28:41Kurt Metzger?

  As anybody who's had a dog with it who is sick can tell you veterinarians are not the lowest form of scumbag thief that's ever existed.

• 1:28:47Duncan Trussell?

  Wonderful people, saved a lot of dogs' lives and he is, um, Aristotle.

• 1:28:55Kurt Metzger?

  A Greek veterinarian. I mean, who, if you can't trust that, what can you trust?

• 1:28:58Duncan Trussell?

  Can't trust a Greek veterinarian, then how, then you need to go to a doc, uh, something you should get a.

• 1:29:05Kurt Metzger?

  No, I don't want to hear your racist jokes. Oh, he probably burns your dog down to get the insurance.

• 1:29:09Duncan Trussell?

  I don't want to, yeah, no.

• 1:29:11Kurt Metzger?

  Greek lightning.

• 1:29:12Duncan Trussell?

  Guys, it's cold. Can we just do the fucking copy, please? It's cold and flu season, everybody. The flu's really bad this year.

• 1:29:20Kurt Metzger?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:20Duncan Trussell?

  And they've paired the vaccine for COVID with flu and over 17 other diseases. Guys, don't fuck around. Please go get vaccinated.

• 1:29:30Kurt Metzger?

  Give it to your infant.

• 1:29:31Duncan Trussell?

  And, and honestly, just do it for the, do it for your country.

• 1:29:35Kurt Metzger?

  Vaccinate your infant against chlamydia because that's the thing a normal infant would get.

• 1:29:40Duncan Trussell?

  Dude, there's nothing worse than.

• 1:29:41Kurt Metzger?

  Your kids are whores. We know that.

• 1:29:43Duncan Trussell?

  When your infant gets the clap.

• 1:29:46Kurt Metzger?

  Well, and then, and, and you really want to answer those questions of how on earth could this have possibly happened?

• 1:29:52Duncan Trussell?

  I don't think so.

• 1:29:53Kurt Metzger?

  Get them vaccinated.

• 1:29:54Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks, guys, and thank you for watching.

• 1:29:56Kurt Metzger?

  The CEO of Pfizer is Jewish, raised in a Sephardic Jewish.

• 1:29:58Duncan Trussell?

  Thanks for watching the mystery. Thank you for watching the mystery, boys. I trust him and I trust Pfizer. I gotta. I gotta.

• 1:30:11Duncan Trussell?

  I gotta go make a brown dawn.

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