MTGM EXTRA! "My friend's husband..."

What to do if you fancy your friend's husband... Because that could get MESSY! Plus, a group of legendary octogenarians living life to the max. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Hello, welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Coated Me with myself, Joanne McNally, coming in from Derry, and my partner, Beau Williams, coming in from London.

• 0:51Speaker 03

  I'd like to point out that Joanne is currently in her boffice, I've just realised.

• 0:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm in my boffice.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  I'm here filing things and working in my boffice.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  I just see the point of standing outside of the boffice for you two. No one can see me.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  I've had a morning and a half already. My god, I feel like, oh, just some mornings. I drop the kids to school and it's usually the nicest thing in the world, but Otto just wasn't having it today. And he was just whinging, he wanted me to carry him and have him on my shoulders with a scooter and a dog. It's, I feel like I've kind of run a marathon and I've just come home and then he's starving. And I was like, you had breakfast. Anyway, this'll be a good refresh.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Mothering, aye?

• 1:44Speaker 03

  Restart.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Mothering.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  Restart.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Mothering. Well, if it's any consolation, I had an awful night's sleep.

• 1:51Speaker 03

  I was dying to ask you about that because I'm not happy about it. Because I don't, I always feel bad for people who have a nice night's sleep. And I did mail Joe this morning, I was like, Joe, I'm just gonna let you know.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Bad night.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Joanne has been up till about half three in the morning, it looks from her Insta, she hasn't slept. We might have to move the pod.

• 2:07Speaker 02

  Well, no, no, no, I'd always get up and martyr myself and power through like a trooper. But I, I did that thing where I was very tired yesterday before the show, I'm in Derry. So I bashed a giant can of Red Bull for that fake sweet energy, that poisonous energy. And then the wings really kicked in about 1am. And then that was it. Tossing and turning and yeah, too hot, you know, hotel rooms, they're either like, you're either like, what is with the, anyway. They just can't regulate themselves, hotel rooms, emotionally, physically, heat wise. But you know what I watched a lot of last night?

• 2:51Speaker 02

  You've obviously seen it, because I was talking about it on Insta. This show, so there was, have you heard of the Murdoch murders, folk?

• 2:58Speaker 03

  I have, yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Oh, great. So for anyone who hasn't heard, the Murdoch murders are, it's a true crime. It's a true crime beauty from South Carolina in the States about a very well-to-do legal family who got themselves into a lot of trouble, which is the understatement of the century. Basically, everyone's dead. And I listened to the podcast years ago, then there was a documentary on efforts and now there's a serialized dramatized version on Disney Plus and it's very good. That's my little rec for today.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  Disney are pulling out all the stops lately, aren't they? They actually are doing a really good job. They have loads of good stuff coming in. Did you see that documentary that's going to come out on Caroline Flack? And everything that happened to her around the time of her death. And my, my management company looked after her and one of my manager looked after her and she's part of the documentary. And she just is like, it is the wildest thing to watch. And Svenny interviewed her mom recently, like yesterday, I think. And he was just like, if you hear the story, it is just crazy what went on and how things changed and like, what she had to go through and like, God, it's just so awful when you just, but like, stuff like that still goes on.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  To be honest, I have seen the advertising for the new Caroline Flack documentary and I was surprised that there was still more to be told of that story. I thought that was kind of done and dusted.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Well, I don't think the public really know, like, obviously she had a massive, she had like so much trolling and abuse online, but also it's, it's around the way the police handled it and how they brought a case to CPS that was never actually a case and like how she was just like kind of made an example of and like how like the papers ran pictures of that like scene when that's actually not what the scene was, but they made it look like it was something else. And I don't know if they go into that because you and I know about that, but I don't know if it's public knowledge.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  I think, are you talking about the blood? I think it's a big graphic, but wasn't it, that was, wasn't that her own blood? And it looks like in the photo that it was, it was her partner's blood that she's kind of drawn that from him. Yeah. Yeah. I do, I do remember that. But I mean, I'll be watching. I was a big Caroline Flack fan and it's, I think it's awful what happened to her. God love her.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Just desperate. Yeah. So I'm definitely going to watch that. I'm reading a book. Let me give you a book recove. Like yourself, I couldn't sleep a few nights ago. That was the night Svenny woke me up three times. And usually I just, I'm like, okay, I'll read a book. But like, you know, when you finish a really good book and then you're like, ah, I have to start a new book. I hate starting new books because I just want it to be good. This book from the start, now I haven't finished it. So if it gets really bad, don't blame me. But one good thing, it's so good. It's by Alexandra Potter. And I, from the second page, I was like, I really like this book. And that never happens. It literally, from the second page, I was like, I'm going to enjoy reading this. And I am nearly halfway through. Still love it. Very wholesome. Yeah. So there's

• 6:03Speaker 03

  a little recove. I feel better already.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  You're not saying recove, Vogue? Please, no, I can't. My ears are bleeding.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Joanne, if I want to give a recove after having my brekkie, before I go on my holidays to Scotland, I will.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  It's so annoying.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  I know. I hate me too. I'm sorry, but it's the person I am. I'm sorry.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  We can, we can fix that, Vogue. You don't have to say it. I don't know. I don't know who's making you feel you have to.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Joanne, I've tried to get help. I have tried and I just haven't been able to.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Not enough. Not enough. I'm happy to be involved. I'm, I'm happy to fund us. There's a clinic we can send her to, to treat.

• 6:49Speaker 03

  I'm going back to Marco.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  To treat abbreviations, I'm willing to chip in. I'm willing to do it.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  I've done, I've done hours of CBT, it hasn't helped. I don't know where I go to next. I'm sorry, I was on a programme for it and it just hasn't worked out well.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  What about that, what about that therapy that they put, you look at beeps, you look at red dots with your eyes. I've heard that's really good. Do you know that one I'm talking about?

• 7:20Speaker 03

  Do you want me to get in the bottomy?

• 7:22Speaker 02

  It's for trauma. So either you get it or I get it. One of us is gonna have to get it. Because if this continues, I'm gonna be in there for P T, it's gonna be me going to Marco for PTSD. And that's why I couldn't sleep last night. It was just a bit of you going, sasso, sasso, sasso.

• 7:38Speaker 03

  I don't, I do, I do say, listen, do you know what? The worst thing that I say, and I actually, when I say it, I'm like, ugh. I, I call Sven, Sven Odada and I'm like, please stop, please, please stop, please, anything. I can't, I can't take it anymore. And it comes out of my mouth. I'm like, stop calling him Dada in front of people. Stop doing it. And I text him it.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  I think, I think a lot of parents call each other mommy and daddy. I mean, it's quite an eighties thing, I think. But I've, I've heard, I've heard the term bandied around between parents.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  I know.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:08Speaker 03

  It's funny that, I wouldn't know what's okay in your book now. I'm surprised that you're okay with that. That would be a real trigger for me.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Because it's, because it's a true status. Like, I mean, to be honest, if I had to choose, I wouldn't mind you calling me Dada if I meant we got rid of Rekko. Is that, is that an option? Can we shop one an A?

• 8:25Speaker 03

  If I get rid of Rekko and I call you daddy, I'm sorry, I could, do you know, it's because I live, do you know what? It's because I lived in Australia. Stop slagging off the Australians. You're about to go on tour there. Don't slag their abbreviations. That's where I got it from.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Vogue, I mean, I hate to break the news to you, but I also lived in Australia.

• 8:42Speaker 03

  Okay, John, how long did you live there for? Because I was a real native.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  You're not.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  Fine, same as me. That's fine. You obviously weren't hanging out with, you obviously went there and weren't even a real Australian because you only hung out with Irish people. I was hanging out with Australians. Okay.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  You're in the underbelly of the Aussie culture, clearly.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Absolutely, yeah. I was a proper Aus Australian.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  It's time to relearn your own language. By the way.

• 9:11Speaker 03

  I had an Australian dog, by the way.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Winnie?

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, Winnie's almost, did you never hear the accent? He's the one who kept saying, "Racco."

• 9:20Speaker 02

  I know, it was him. And it was Winnie Sasa as the starter at all, to be honest.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Joanne finished him off because she couldn't take it anymore.

• 9:29Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Speaking of Desi Plus, and I think we should do a more substantial discussion on the main, but just, I can't, I can't not bring it up at this point. Have you seen the reviews of All's Fair with your podcast?

• 9:49Speaker 03

  Yes, I am sorry. Wait, did I, did I speak to you about this already?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  No.

• 9:55Speaker 03

  Did I speak to you about it?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  No.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Okay, listen, here's, right, I'm not even paid to say this. I'm done now. I wasn't allowed to talk about it until it came out. What did people expect? It's everything I wanted. I'm on F2. I have, I have them downloaded. I'm going to Scotland today. I have them downloaded for the pain. I, it's like, you're not going to get something more heavy hitting than like Selling Sunset. It's that kind of vibe. It's like a courtroom drama full of amazing archive clothes. Is it ridiculous? Yes, it is. Do I absolutely love it? Have you watched it? It is, I adore it. I think people were expecting Law and Order or something. It's like, no, no, no, no, that's never what it was going to be.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  It's Kim Kardashian in a show producing it. It's gas.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Sorry, just to explain what we're talking about, it has been. Universally panned, it has zero percent on Rotten Tomatoes. The Guardian gave it zero stars, which I'm not sure if that's ever been done before. And they're kind of saying, it's not even a hate watch, it's just unwatchable. It's almost like it's the worst TV show ever made. It's really bottom of the barrel. But folk, I agree with you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give it a go, I'm gonna give it a go. And I think it's gonna do, is it like, I was about to compare it to Dynasty, which is actually highly offensive to Dynasty, but I'm gonna, I'm gonna give it a go. I think it's that ridiculous style TV show. I mean, Kris Jenner is exact producer, like you say.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  You want to see the PJs they're on. It's amazing, all the jewellery, like, it's like this, the houses they're in, it's mental. And it's just like, it's so outrageously out of this world that I love it. And I love watching TV that I can just sit and kind of just melt into the sketch. I want mindless TV. Spencer's there watching Ed Gein's. I can't sleep after that shit. I don't want to see someone having sex with dead bodies. I don't want to see it. I want to see Kim Kardashian in an eighties parasuit.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. And also, I have to say, as someone who is, you know, doing a bit of acting myself at the moment, Kim K's acting style is very much my brand.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  I like that kind of deadpan, clearly reading an autocue with one eye, delivering the line with the other. Absolutely no facial reaction, no movement. Very, I would say, what would you say? Reassuring, you know exactly what you're gonna get. There's gonna be no big rollercoaster emotionally, no highs and lows. She says hello, goodnight with the same energy like I've just been murdered. I love it.

• 12:29Speaker 03

  Tell you what, if they ask me to be in series two, I jump at the chance. And do you know what else? I do it for free. That's how much I'd love to do it. Obviously, I'd do anything with Kim Kardashian. But I'm just saying, it's not just because I'm, I love Kim Kardashian. It's because, like, you've got Glenn Close, you've got Naomi Watts. Strange that they're in it, yes, but they're in it. You've got Sarah Paulson, who's a brilliant character in it. I just think it's, I think it's really, really funny. And I think people were just expecting some like, high end, like drama. I don't think I would call it a drama myself. It's really, really, it's just, it's, it's, it's funny in parts. Anyway, I, I think everyone should just give it a go, watch one. I loved it.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  I am desperate to know what that car is getting paid because let's face it, Glenn Close being in that is like.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  I mean, what's it like? It's like you getting paid to cut the ribbon on a nativity play. Like, it's like, what is, you know, it's, it's beneath her. Sorry, it's beneath her.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, I just, I struggle really now to, to, to tear it apart. I've, I've enjoyed it. And if that says a lot about me, I don't care. I just want mindless TV. I don't watch TV to like, learn stuff.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  I just wanna chill.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  I read my books to learn stuff, okay?

• 13:48Speaker 02

  It's like we joined a circus. It's just unexpected.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  I, I actually, do you know what? That's your homework this weekend and listeners as well. Oh no, it's not the weekend. That's your homework this week. It's a midweek watch, it's fine. Have, just watch one and we can all decide what we all think about it. But I, I, I would just like to say, I'm not saying it's gonna like, you're not gonna learn anything from it. But I think that you're just gonna sit and chill and enjoy it and kinda giggle away to it.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  I'm, I just have to finish watching the Murdoch family get murdered and then I will move straight on to Kim K. Um, manning a legal office. Uh, I, I will reverse.

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Okay, well, I'm excited to hear what you think.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Hi ladies and Joe, if you're back from vacationing again. Yeah, Joe, always on holidays, that one.

• 14:42Speaker 02

  He's a great life.

• 14:43Speaker 03

  Fan, et cetera, et cetera.

• 14:44Speaker 02

  And he's always crying, but he's a great life.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Fantastic life, honestly.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, giving out about his life, great life.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  I'd say he never, the bags never unpacked.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  So what if some holidays are to a mental institution, Jo? You're still getting out and about. Okay?

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Okay. I have a big problem. When my son started school, it obviously took some time to get to know the other parents, et cetera. I finally got friends with another mom, super fun person, et cetera, really like her. Then in comes my hu- her husband. When I say my jaw dropped, like I was drooling. He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen. I'm not alone. Lots of the mom fancies him, but I mean, I have inappropriate thoughts about him.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay. Well, thoughts is fine. Yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Recently, we were over in the house and me and him got chatting more than usual and got on really well. He started hugging me, holding me around the waist. There obviously had been drinks, but it was so flirty. I don't think he thinks anything of it. He's probably just a flirt, but I can't be thinking this about him, right? I love my friend and this is so wrong. You might be asking, but what about your relationship situation? And this doesn't say the best about that, to which I can tell you that you are totally right. My husband and I have been having lots of issues lately and haven't been intimate in a long time. So it's not just someone has shown me affection that I'm well. Let's call a spade a spade. Obsessing and man masturbate. Oh, I was gonna say man baiting and masturbating over him.

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. We're off. We're off to the races.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  I'll tell you one thing. Joanne never stops doing that about Spencer. Never stops. Why do you think she's got so many products for that masturbating stuff? She's always at it. One breaks down, thinking about him. His ears are always burning.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  I'm in the middle of it now. If you wouldn't mind hurrying up and just get back to us. You're interrupting. You're interrupting my span, Paul.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  How can I stay friends with him if I feel like this? We're planning holidays next summer. Don't go to the fucking holidays, that's for sure. And I would say a lot of that has to do with you and your husband having problems. And like, you obviously really are probably quite horny at the moment if you're not getting intimate. So you kind of have to start looking after yourself a bit more. You don't want to think about your husband because he's pissing you off anyway, that that would ruin the game for you. And I think that this new fella is in the bank for you and you want to think about him. But it's awkward. Yeah, but I wouldn't. God, it could get real bad. Now that could turn messy.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  I think this happens all the time. I'd say this is like classic 101. Friends fancying each other's partners. I'd say that happens all the time. And I'd say a lot of affairs happen because of it. Because ultimately, your partner long term, you're bored of them after a while. And then you're fresh meat that you get to know. It's the way when we were younger, you'd always fancy your boyfriend's friends because they were around. You didn't know them that well. So you could flirt with them. There was always a bit of the unknown there. It was always a bit of strange. I'd say it happens all the time. That's where I don't, that's where I'm never gonna get married. I'd be constantly accusing my husband of fancying my mates because they're fantastic. I fancy them.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  I just think that, even when you're married, it doesn't mean that your brain just switches off. And like, you just don't think someone's attractive anymore. Like, it's completely normal to think people are attractive. And like, that wouldn't even really bother me. Like, because like, I would think, you can, just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can look at the menu. I always say that. You can't look at the menu. You can, you can always think that somebody's attractive. Just don't do it in front of your partner. Like, be staring someone out of it. Don't let them see.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Just because you have one job doesn't mean you can't get a second one.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  Well, you shouldn't get the second job, but you can go for the interview. You can go for the interview.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  You're right. Sorry. Well, you can look, you can, you can, you can scroll through LinkedIn, but maybe don't go for the interview.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Send a CV possibly after a drink.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Okay. Well, yeah, yeah. But the truth is, you're like, he was flirting. Of course he was. Like, I don't, I don't mean to piss into his wife's cornflakes. But attractive men like that, I mean, come on. If you're an attractive person who gets a lot of your validation from being attractive. That muscle, that muscle doesn't go away. If that's where your validation comes from, you need that for the rest of your life. I've seen it in people. I've seen, I've dealt with people whose, their thing is that they're attractive. And so then that becomes their entire thing. And then I watch them kind of search that out socially. And it's like, oh, okay. I've, I've seen it happen. So, yeah, I'd say he was definitely flirting with you. The holiday might be ill-advised. I mean, keep us in the loop.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  I don't think you'd even like the holiday if you went on it. You wouldn't like it.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  If I was around an attractive husband who was flirting with me, I'd probably, you know, get involved, creatively, not physically, creatively maybe get involved.

• 19:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, that actually does. This all makes sense.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, she wants to feel, she makes her feel attractive, she makes him feel attractive. Boom.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  So good luck with that. Let us know how it progresses.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Think about the consequences. Think about the consequences of taking that into the real world. Think about that. Just enjoy the flirtation, I would say.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, the consequences aren't worth it. Sorry, you couldn't. Jesus, imagine waking up with the fear. No.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  You read it all the time. My husband ran off with my best friend, my wife ran off with my best friend. They're always running. No one ever just leaves on foot. At a normal pace. They're always lagging us. It happens all the time.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Next email, Joanna. The future for Joanna Vogue. Hi, girls and Joe.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  I worked in hotels and receptions for many years and have many a good story, but one that has always stuck with me is this one. I was working the morning shift on reception and a couple came to check out. They did not have a happy face, so I knew a complaint was coming and it did. They were livid. Asked me why we would put them near a hen party when we knew they were a couple and wanted a quiet night. They could not believe we would have put them right bang in the middle of the hen night. Now, this hotel, now this hotel was a very old fashioned hotel. Hen nights were not really our thing, so I was confused. There was no hen night in last night. What were they talking about? So I told them to go and have breakfast and I will check the cameras and see what was going on and have some sort of answer for them. Well, I checked the cameras and I couldn't believe what I saw.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  There had been a group of women in house for an 80th birthday and they decided to play ding dong ditch on their way to bed at 2am. So I watched on the camera as three of the women knocked on this couple's door, then tried to run away. However, they did not make it very far, which was not surprising, especially considering, one, we will call her Betty, was on a Zimmer frame. Now, Betty was the birthday girl. I know this, as there were balloons and a naked inflate of a man tied to her Zimmer frame.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  That's hilarious.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  Betty knocked on the door, tried to run away but fell over with her zimmer frame on top of her. I can only describe her as looking like an upside down turtle. She couldn't get up, her legs were in the air, her zimmer frame was shaking with the laughing and she was doing, she was doing, and as for her friends, we'll call them Biddy and Arlene, they were a little less than helpful. They were laughing so hard that Biddy crashed into a different door and went flying onto the floor. There was a moment where they stopped laughing as busy wasn't, Biddy wasn't moving. But then she stuck the hand in the air and chaos ensued once more. Eileen was crossing her legs trying not to have an accident and Betty was still in her back on the floor, not able to get up. Eventually, Betty was able to get up but Biddy and Eileen could only continue by crawling on the floor. Betty then proceeded to knock on the door and

• 22:33Speaker 03

  try it all again. This went on for a long time. So I can only imagine how loud this was if you were in the room, they were outside. So, of course, when the couple returned looking for answers, I was speechless. I did not know how to describe to them what I saw, so I let them look in the camera and they both just turned to me and said, well, fair enough then. We all agreed that we hope we have that much fun for our 80th birthdays. So ladies, whenever I think of this story, I can just picture the two of you like this for your 80th birthdays and I very much hope it would be like, I will be like that too.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  That is so funny.

• 23:06Speaker 03

  It also reminds me of a different hotel where an active retirement group were staying at the, and the barman had to submit a written complaint about the bruises on his bum from them pinching him on his way past every single time. Oh my God.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Let that energy find me. Let that elderly energy find me.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  That would just be, wouldn't that be, I have an auntie called Betty now, she has a walking chip, not a zimmer frame. Could be that Betty, she would be up to stuff like that.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  Let that energy find me. Oh, like, I, I hope I never stop. That's my dream for myself.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  I know, it's good.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  I really do. I don't think I will, to be honest. And Bo, you'll come back at some stage.

• 23:48Speaker 03

  Come back from where?

• 23:50Speaker 02

  Retirement. You know the way you go to about at six and all. I think, I don't know, I think you have another wind in you at some point, you know, maybe when you turn eighty.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  This would have been going, going on at 10 o'clock.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  This isn't three in the morning.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  You being getting your prune juice from your car or getting your nappy changed. You'd be on your, you'd be on your eighth nap. Yeah. Getting your bed sores dealt to, getting turned. I'll be out drunk, rolling in the hallway, enjoying my life.

• 24:18Speaker 03

  I will never understand how Joanne made it unscathed to 80 and I'm fucked.

• 24:25Speaker 02

  I know. I'll be like, folks, she's long dead.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  She's in Brian.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Pass me the guns in Brian.

• 24:35Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  What are those balloons called? What are the balloons called that the kids do?

• 24:39Speaker 03

  The ga- gas.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Gas balloons, that's it.

• 24:42Speaker 03

  Laughing gas.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  I'd be dragging the tank around the cafeteria with me, off my chops.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  With just a face of you stuck to a balloon. Remember? She's dead.

• 25:01Speaker 03

  Joanne, that would suggest I'm halfway through my life right now. Don't send me over the edge. I'm trying to have a nice day here. I'm getting to 95, I've decided.

• 25:15Speaker 03

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• 26:23Speaker 01

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