Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "He was a sea swimmer..." About this episode They call it going on a break, but the fact is that you only need to wait until Friday 22nd of May for Vogue & Joanne to return... It's never long. In this last instalment until then, the reason why cabin crew can't buy the cigarettes onboard, Joanne's aversion to water in all forms and a story that might mean Vogue's friend is about to sue.
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0:05 Speaker 01 I'll be honest, I almost fell for the vibration place. Oh. And not in a sexy way. I've fallen for it. I can't use it while pregnant. Yeah. But I'm getting it. What? I have never once said a bad word about it. I'm just saying in vogue. Because you very smartly have never asked for your advice. Watch yourself. I don't like being wet. I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not, I'm not that proud.
0:27 Speaker 02 We should all be thankful that I'm not, I haven't taken up the season of me because it would be endless.
0:32 Speaker 01 I don't like people who think they invented the planet. I don't like it. It doesn't make me comfortable. I don't like it.
0:43 Speaker 01 I'm missing out a lot over here because I'm down under. I'm missing birthdays. I'm missing, I'm, you do actually feel quite shut off down here, I will say.
0:52 Speaker 02 I found that hard being down there. Like even when I was down there at Christmas time, like you're not on the same, no one wants to talk to you. No one's really available to talk to you.
1:01 Speaker 01 No.
1:01 Speaker 02 And when you're ready to talk, they're going off to work or something and it just, it doesn't, it's, I, that's why I, like, you really have to make friends down there if you were to move there. You couldn't just be like, oh, I'll just, I'll call my mates at home. Like you have to make your friends.
1:14 Speaker 01 Like I'd, I'd go to sleep texting one of the girls going, any news? And I'll wake up to her going, no. And that's like literally the contact. Cause like, unless you're going to put a call in and then, and then of course I spiral and like, oh my God, everyone hates me, do you know? So I, I don't think I could stay down here long term, to be honest.
1:32 Speaker 02 There never is news though. Did you ever find that you're like somebody, oh my God, tell me the news and they're like, I don't have any. And then they're like to you and you're really disappointed and then they're like to you, what's your news? And you're like, oh well, I actually don't have any.
1:44 Speaker 01 I think, I think the problem is if you get precious about the quality of news. Like news to me is like, oh, I'm trying a new butter this week. I don't care. It's, you're just trying to connect with your friends. Like it doesn't have to be, I did a parachute jump off the Eiffel Tower. It can be just something like.
2:00 Speaker 02 Just normal day to day.
2:02 Speaker 01 Wow.
2:03 Speaker 02 I've dropped down to one coffee a day. I, uh, I've now switched out my Pepsi Max. Don't drink it anymore. Now I'm on the Fanta, zero.
2:11 Speaker 01 Huge news, huge news. CNN and I assume the Daily Mail is behind all these shifts.
2:16 Speaker 02 Oh, they have been posted already. And also I have had to, I've reined in the running. No more running for me. It's just fast walking. I can't do it anymore.
2:26 Speaker 01 You can't run now anyway because the baby will pop out.
2:29 Speaker 02 Well, I was running. I was running up until last week and then I was like, I knew it was going to come. The day was, the day was nigh and I went out for a little run and walk today. And even first she was like, what the fuck is going on? He kept coming back being like, what's happening here?
2:41 Speaker 01 Well, this is very Charlotte in Sex and the City coded. And as you know, that's how I live my life. Uh, Charlotte was very worried about her pregnancy, but I don't know. Have you spoken about?
2:50 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
2:52 Speaker 01 Have you spoken about the thing?
2:53 Speaker 02 The pregnancy? Oh, the, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we can talk about this.
2:58 Speaker 01 Fine, okay, fine. Sorry. I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm on another planet down here. I didn't know.
3:03 Speaker 02 I thought you were gonna, I thought you were going to say, have you mentioned the pregnancy yet? I was like, yeah, Joanna, it's out there.
3:09 Speaker 01 Well, no, no, no.
3:11 Speaker 03 After denying that you keep forgetting about it and, oh God.
3:15 Speaker 01 No, admitting, Jo, not denying, admitting that I keep forgetting about it. Um, but especially when you've had a, any sort of miscarriage or anything like that. The next time you're pregnant, you're so super careful. And again, very Charlotte coded in Sex and City where she was afraid to run. And the doctor was like, no, no, no, you're fine. Like keep running, keep doing what you're doing. But you've decided now.
3:36 Speaker 02 No, well, I was running, but I was like.
3:38 Speaker 01 Turning it to me.
3:39 Speaker 02 I just, it feels too, it feels too heavy. It's not that I'm actually past it. I'm at a stage now where I kind of can relax a bit into it. Um, but I, I'm kind of like, I'm just, I'm doing all the weights and stuff like that. But like, then you always, even my mom's like, oh. Be careful. I'm like, Mom, please don't, don't be one of them.
3:57 Speaker 01 I know.
3:58 Speaker 02 She sent me, Amber's trying to find a dress. She's going to the Style Awards, VIP Style Awards. My sister is up for most stylish newcomer and I hope she wins. I fucking hate when she goes to these things because I spend my entire existence finding something for her to wear. And my mom has started sending me videos of some of her clothes and she's like, this would look great. I'm like, no, Mom. I'm really sorry, but like, no offence.
4:22 Speaker 01 No, Amber's not wearing a pashmina to the VIP Style Awards. No offence, Sandra. Like, I, I keep a close eye on what you're doing and I think you're very stylish. But like, you're, you're, it's, it's pashmina time for Sandra.
4:35 Speaker 02 It's, it's pashmina time. She'd have her in a bloody hat. Now, I've had to drag, now my suitcase, I don't need a suitcase to go back to Dublin tomorrow. I don't need one because I'm only going back for the day and I've already left an outfit. But I have a suitcase filled with stuff for Amber to try on at the Style Awards and she's given out to me.
4:51 Speaker 01 I thought you were gonna say cigarettes. I thought you were, I thought you were gonna say cigarettes.
4:55 Speaker 02 Oh, the only reason I don't buy the cigarettes on the plane now for Amber is because she's like, well, you're pregnant, it might look bad. I'm like, oh, thanks. Every other time I have to buy them. I don't smoke, by the way, everyone. If you see me buying smokes on the aircraft, it's for Amber.
5:09 Speaker 01 The aircraft? Oh, excuse me.
5:11 Speaker 02 I fly a lot, so I've now caught.
5:13 Speaker 01 You're on an aircraft. Are you on an aircraft?
5:15 Speaker 02 I'm on an aircraft, yes.
5:17 Speaker 01 I spoke to an ex cabin crew the other day and we were chatting, like, obviously, because obviously, you know, I love a bit of aviation.
5:24 Speaker 02 Did you tell her about my mom?
5:24 Speaker 01 Crash investigation. I didn't actually, Vogue, I'm sorry, but I'm assuming she knows because she's a pod listener. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
5:32 Speaker 02 That's the first thing you say, my friend's mom was an air hostess.
5:34 Speaker 01 That Sandra saved an entire plane with her pashmina. She landed the whole thing with the pashmina. Because it was about to fly into the Brooklyn Bridge. I assume Sandra was telling her that herself.
5:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, she has.
5:46 Speaker 01 Threw her pashmina out the front of the cockpit and then just like protected the whole plane. But, um.
5:53 Speaker 01 That's her story to tell and I don't want to interfere in that.
5:57 Speaker 02 The paschmina just brings me back to the scarf days when you used to have like 20 different scarves to choose from for your outfit. Which scarf goes at this outfit?
6:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, it was very 20, it was very early, early, it was early naughty as coded where you'd be wearing scarves around your waist and all like it was, it was, it was a wild time, Jo, it was a wild time. But anyway, this cabin crew was telling me, there are certain like, like, I suppose restrictions on cabin crew, they're not allowed by all the duty free stuff. And I was like, why? And she was like, because we'd sell it. And then she was telling the story of some woman that she knew who was quite high up in some airline. And like quite high up as in like very high up and was stealing shit left, right and centre boots from the, yeah, like the chat.
6:38 Speaker 02 What's her name?
6:39 Speaker 01 Ryanair, did you know that Ryanair go around and they ask?
6:45 Speaker 01 There wasn't a paschmina left in the duty free cell.
6:51 Speaker 01 Someone's a little light fingered with the lace.
6:55 Speaker 02 She just texted me there and I swear, I feel like she's bitching about it.
6:59 Speaker 01 She'll always take our money for like the, like charities on the, on the airplanes.
7:05 Speaker 02 Stop, stop stealing that money. Well, what I will tell you is you're not allowed, actually.
7:10 Speaker 01 You would, you would.
7:11 Speaker 02 They check your, they, yeah, excuse me, you have a track record for that kind of thing.
7:15 Speaker 01 Excuse you. It was a, it was a choker box when I was nine, okay? I think track record is a stretch.
7:21 Speaker 02 It's a track, you track record still.
7:22 Speaker 01 It was a disabled tin at 12. I think, I think.
7:28 Speaker 02 I would have dropped it in something like that.
7:30 Speaker 01 I resent, I resent the accusation.
7:33 Speaker 02 Well, what I'm saying to you is you're only allowed by 200 smokes. You're not allowed, actually, if you get stung with any more than 200 smokes, they'd take them away from you. And Gina's so weird about it. Like, so Gina's like, Spencer, you're buying me 200 folk, you're buying, so we're walking out with 600 smokes, all for Gina.
7:48 Speaker 01 Would we, would we, would we tell people who Gina is or now that you're on your contact bus?
7:54 Speaker 02 Gina is my auntie.
7:54 Speaker 01 Just throw names in, just like, hand grenades, just throw them in, thank you.
7:58 Speaker 02 She comes, I feel like she just comes, she comes on all of her holidays together and she's great crack, but she absolutely loves a smoke.
8:05 Speaker 01 I have, I have news.
8:07 Speaker 02 Okay.
8:08 Speaker 01 I have just, like, literally thirty minutes ago, finished my Australian and New Zealand tour.
8:13 Speaker 02 Oh, stunning.
8:15 Speaker 01 Yeah.
8:15 Speaker 02 Absolutely happy about that.
8:17 Speaker 01 Double two shows in the end were absolute bore. Do you remember I was saying that I was very tired for one of the shows and I didn't think it was my best work, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, fucking annihilate myself, Alfred, et cetera.
8:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:28 Speaker 01 Went to get my nails done today and I was having another episode and I was like, oh my God, I can't, I have to go home. Like, I can't, I'm gonna pass out, I'm gonna faint. And the nail tech was like, do you want some water?
8:41 Speaker 01 And I was like, yeah, that'd, that'd be lovely, actually. And then I realised, I'm dehydrated. So she, so I had two women doing the nails and she was feeding me water and chocolate lint balls for sugar. And then I was absolutely grant. And what I've realised is, I was thirsty.
9:02 Speaker 02 I think that you mistake, like, just liquids for, for hydration. You can't, the liquids that you're ingesting are not generally used for hydration. They're used for dehydration and
9:14 Speaker 01 Yeah.
9:15 Speaker 02 I don't, I rarely see you at a bottle of water now, I will be honest, but that's no shade. Spencer's mom drinks a bottle of water this size every day, just a tiny, it's like three hundred mils of water. That's all she drinks every day. That's it.
9:27 Speaker 01 Do you know what, Vogue? I actually appreciate your diplomatic tone, but you're absolutely dead fucking right. And I didn't realise, I was like, I am dehydrated. That's why I'm finding this so hard. Like, I, I, that's why I feel like I'm wringing it in from a dignitas pod. I was like, I'm fucking done and dusted. And all it took was a Korean woman feeding me three lint balls and two bottles of water and I am rejuvenated.
9:55 Speaker 02 Jesus, that must have been a fancy nail place, lint balls.
9:58 Speaker 01 Do you know where she whipped them out? She was like, I think you need chocolates. She's like, I think you need chocolates.
10:02 Speaker 02 Just low blood sugar.
10:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
10:06 Speaker 02 Well, I, I, I'm gonna chuck in my little bit of, what's that called again? When people do, like, look after themselves?
10:11 Speaker 01 Shade. Oh, sorry.
10:12 Speaker 02 No. What's, no, what's the one? The really big one? No, not wellness. Too much wellness. The too much wellness.
10:19 Speaker 01 Sectioning, mental asylum.
10:21 Speaker 02 Your man Brian Johnson, too much biohacking.
10:24 Speaker 01 Biohacking, of course.
10:27 Speaker 02 The two of you, the video of the two of you being like, bah, bah. Biohacking, right, free biohacking, I'm chucking it in here. Get enough sleep, drink enough water, get out and move enough. All those things are free and they're the three top biohacking things that you can do. Cause who, no one's waking up to spin their water in the morning, as I've said before. But those are the things are doable. People do that, they, they spin their water and then they get up, they take about 700 vitamins and then they go and sit in front of a red light and do breathing exercises and mindfulness for hours.
11:04 Speaker 01 I'll be honest, I almost fell for the vibration place.
11:08 Speaker 02 Oh, I am, I, I've fallen for it. I can't use it while pregnant.
11:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
11:12 Speaker 02 But I'm getting it.
11:12 Speaker 01 What?
11:14 Speaker 02 Well, I see Trinny on hers non-stop and I'm like, it's obviously working.
11:18 Speaker 01 Would it vibrate the baby out?
11:19 Speaker 02 I think the baby, yeah, it like, yeah, I think so. I don't think the baby would like it, but saying that, like, the baby comes everywhere with me. We're always, well, we were jogging around, but we'd go hiking and stuff together. It's a very active baby.
11:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's kind of cute that it has, like, it's its own little, like, it's a little hobbyist all of its own.
11:36 Speaker 03 Before we move on, it's worth saying that now that Joanne is hydrated, uh, she will be on tour in Canada.
11:43 Speaker 02 Yes.
11:44 Speaker 01 Jo, that is so sound of you to do that. Canada, Las Vegas, Denver, San Francisco, Salt Lake City, blah, blah, blah.
11:52 Speaker 01 And I will be hydrating. Yeah. What?
11:55 Speaker 02 Do you remember how much that waiter in Canada hated us for, it was the strangest. So do you remember?
12:02 Speaker 01 So many of them hate me. Hold on, refresh.
12:04 Speaker 02 In this bar outside and we were in this like sportsy bar, but we were just getting something really quick to eat. Yeah, I think I wanted chicken wings.
12:10 Speaker 01 Oh my God, yes.
12:13 Speaker 02 I'll never forget, he hated our guts from the moment we walked in, he just saw shit bags. And we, and then obviously being Irish, you're like, you're desperate for people to like you. Like, we're used to being liked and so we're like trying to make him like us and like, he just hated us.
12:31 Speaker 01 I think we made the heinous mistake of saying, can we sit there instead of the seat that he wanted us to sit in? And then he was like, who are these two fucking [BLEEP]? And then that was the, and then that was the end of it. And then he basically just threw chicken wings at us. It was, it was, it was proper hostile.
12:46 Speaker 02 It was, it was an empty restaurant as well.
12:49 Speaker 01 It was wild, yeah.
12:50 Speaker 02 Then like, I remember, I remember dying of thirst in there and he hadn't brought my Coke Zero and I was like, I'll just fade away and die. I'll wither. There's no, no way I'm asking him to give me that.
13:00 Speaker 01 Not a hope.
13:06 Speaker 01 The electrolytes, that's what we need. I will never perform again without six barrels of electrolytes in me. I had no idea that hydration or dehydration was affecting my performance. I'm mortified. I'm like a child who doesn't understand when it's hungry.
13:21 Speaker 02 Now that you don't have the Baroka tube on stage, you forget about it and you're just like, I forget that I need to take the rehydration tablets.
13:30 Speaker 01 That's what it is.
13:31 Speaker 02 Do you know what happened to my friend? Well, my friend Ashley went to Oxygen. Remember when Oxygen was a music festival? She went to a music festival for four days and she drank absolutely nothing.
13:42 Speaker 01 Nothing.
13:43 Speaker 02 Nothing but alcohol and Coke. So when she would wake up, she was just drinking like cans of Coke because she was really hungover. Trying to, um, to like feel better. And she ended up getting, I'll never forget, all these scabs all over her face. Because she was so dehydrated and she'd only just met her fella. She's now married to him and they have two kids, so it was fine. But like, she literally, she was like, I just drank no water for four days. But only survived on Coke.
14:13 Speaker 01 I think she's really unlucky in that regard because I think there is a kind of a kink or fetish around hydration at the moment. Where it's like, there's people going around with like car sized water bottles. Who are like pummeling their system with water. And actually, as we have discussed before, there was a girl in somewhere in the world that I saw on some platform who drank so much water, she drowned. So, yeah.
14:40 Speaker 02 That sounds like the, the story of the girl who took an ecstasy pill and then drank so much water that she drowned. And I don't know if that was true.
14:46 Speaker 01 No, no, no, no. You tell the story about the girl who took the weird pill and then she, um.
14:51 Speaker 02 Peeled herself like an orange. That was a different person. Would you like an email, Joanne McNally?
14:57 Speaker 01 Not really.
14:58 Speaker 02 Oh, utter bliss. This sends up your screen.
15:02 Speaker 01 Anyway, she doesn't even listen to me. It's just pure example of a face. She doesn't listen to me.
15:06 Speaker 02 But I just, but I decided against it.
15:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
15:09 Speaker 02 And shut my ears. Hi Vogue, Joanne and Jo. I have to preface this email with an apology to Joanne if I give her the ick every time she now looks down at her leg. But I couldn't not write in when I saw the sheer size of it and thought I'd share my experience of the word bliss.
15:25 Speaker 01 Okay.
15:25 Speaker 02 Trigger warning. Once heard, it can't be taken back and the ick may be palpable. Do you want to keep reading, Joanne?
15:33 Speaker 01 Well, you haven't given me another option of an email. This seems to be the only one that usually I'm offered one of two. And this week this seems to be the only one I'll offer.
15:40 Speaker 02 Can I be honest? Can I be honest? Jo obviously hasn't done his job properly because I would never come to you with one email. I, why wouldn't do that to you?
15:48 Speaker 03 This one just felt quite impressive.
15:49 Speaker 02 Imply that I would.
15:51 Speaker 03 This one felt quite important, so I really bumped it to the top of the inbox.
15:55 Speaker 01 Speak on, Vogue, speak on.
15:56 Speaker 02 Chose for us, okay?
15:57 Speaker 01 Speak on.
15:58 Speaker 02 I was going through a little rough patch with my now ex a few years ago. Still friends, and I may have warned him in advance that I was going to do this. So hi SP, if you're listening. On a break during COVID, he, along with the rest of the Dublin population, decided that he was now a sea swimmer. Not only a sea swimmer.
16:16 Speaker 01 Oh, God.
16:17 Speaker 02 I know, I know. Now, I have to say, I see them.
16:20 Speaker 01 They invented the sea.
16:20 Speaker 02 I see them in hope and I think to myself, maybe one day. But my friend, again, Ashley, Ashley with the no water. My friend Ashley was swimming in the sea. She thought she'd do sea swimming and up popped a dead baby seal. And then she shits herself of seals and then she was scared the mom seal was going to think that she had killed the baby seal, which she had not. And she was not, she said she was nearly drowning and trying to get back to shore before the mom seal came along and got her.
16:51 Speaker 01 I think Ashley is either cursed or on mushrooms and hallucinating massively.
16:56 Speaker 02 She'd have to fall.
16:57 Speaker 01 Who gets oral herpes from drinking cola? Like, I have friends.
17:01 Speaker 02 They were not herpes.
17:04 Speaker 01 That's what you said.
17:05 Speaker 03 Probably need to say allegedly now in case Ashley sues us.
17:08 Speaker 02 No, I did not say herpes. I said scabs.
17:11 Speaker 01 Around her face. What do you think that is? That's herpes.
17:14 Speaker 02 Dry, she doesn't, she doesn't even get cold sores, that girl.
17:18 Speaker 01 She's got fucking something.
17:22 Speaker 02 Okay. No, okay, but the kind that video themselves diving in and posting to social media to present as a holier-than-thou, dry robe wearing elitist.
17:33 Speaker 01 The smug swimmers, the smug swimmers, the smugly swimmers, yeah.
17:37 Speaker 02 You should all be thankful that I'm not, I haven't taken up the seas with me because it would be endless.
17:43 Speaker 01 I know I am kind of jealous, but I know that is because it is like, it's like ice bathers or people who, you know, get up in the morning. They're just very smug about it.
17:52 Speaker 02 I think, I think ice bathers, I told you, I gave that up. I am a morning person though.
17:59 Speaker 01 I've always wanted to be dry, even as a child, Vogue. When I was a baby or a young child, my mum would run the bath and then she would leave me in there to give me some sense of independence and assume that I would wet myself and wash myself. And I would not, and I would sit there and I would take my hands and feet and wet them and then pat them across the carpet. So it would look like I'd wetted myself or washed myself and I wouldn't. I've always wanted to be dry.
18:28 Speaker 02 Oh, I quite enjoy that experience.
18:31 Speaker 01 I've never liked it. Even sexually, I'm not, I'm not that pro.
18:37 Speaker 01 If I can fit in a dry ride, I will.
18:44 Speaker 02 A dry riding.
18:46 Speaker 01 The drier the better. The drier the better, in my opinion. I've always been like that. I like to be dry.
18:54 Speaker 02 Okay, you would think this image of a man going to the effort of balancing his iPhone at Vico Baths between a mossy rock, leftover cans and his Adidas sliders would be bad enough, but no. On this sunny morning, we're talking sunrise, 6am after posting a video of himself diving in, cue next in Sessori, panned across the sun, coming up over Caliny Beach, only to then flip the camera to himself, bare chestered, sea water dripping from his nose, hair still wet, to look deadpan into the camera, and in his best e pray love voice say utter bliss.
19:31 Speaker 01 No, no, not for me, not for me, not for me.
19:35 Speaker 02 No.
19:35 Speaker 01 I don't like people who think they invented the planet. I don't like it. It doesn't make me comfortable. I don't like it.
19:42 Speaker 02 It's just, it's just the saying utter bliss. No, it's just that for me is, I don't mind him swimming and having fun, so that's fine.
19:50 Speaker 01 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Is this woman trying to throw me under the same Pashmina as this lad? Because he used the term bliss.
19:59 Speaker 02 She's just saying that you're not going to like the tattoo anymore bliss because this fella has ruined the word.
20:03 Speaker 01 It's gonna have to take a lot more than that to turn me off it because it is a full blown tattoo. So, if I was, you know, if I was upset by that, I'd have it lasered off tomorrow. I'm gonna have to power through with this one now.
20:17 Speaker 02 The two words have never been able to come out of my mouth since, without giving me a shiver up my spine and an inverted vagina, but here we are. It's been four years since the famous Insta post. I'm thinking about it. Still sends it to you. Do you remember anyone's, do you remember any like social posts from somebody that you're just like, or yourself? Like, do you remember any that you make you think back? Or you remember beep beep? Mine is, mine is from Amber when my dad died, right? So she wrote on Facebook, she was obviously, we were deranged for like a week because he died. So we just got pissed the whole time.
20:55 Speaker 02 So she wrote a, she wrote a poem and it was, today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow, but that would mildly mask my tears. Love you always dad. And I, and the likes went up and up and up until I saw it and I was like, Amber, you fucking loser.
21:17 Speaker 02 It was deranged.
21:20 Speaker 01 That's grief shaming.
21:21 Speaker 02 And I honestly.
21:22 Speaker 01 Yeah. Sometimes when a parent dies, you're like, if I can't get a bit of attention now, when can I get it? Do you know what I mean?
21:31 Speaker 02 I'm sorry.
21:32 Speaker 01 Guilty of that. Just a flag, Bliss is permanently tattooed on my leg. So unless Andrew Tate gets Bliss tattooed on his neck.
21:43 Speaker 02 Can I just ask?
21:44 Speaker 01 I won't be turned off this. I love it.
21:46 Speaker 02 What's next? What's next?
21:50 Speaker 01 Your face on my chest.
21:52 Speaker 02 I'd love that. I really would.
21:54 Speaker 01 And Joe's hair on my back.
21:59 Speaker 02 That will look great. You should put the tuft at the end of your back.
22:03 Speaker 01 I thought so. I thought I might put your face on my back and then Joe's hair as your beard on my ass crack. How about that?
22:10 Speaker 02 I think that actually sounds really attractive.
22:13 Speaker 01 Doesn't it? Yeah.
22:13 Speaker 02 I think.
22:14 Speaker 01 It's good art. Okay, it's good art.
22:16 Speaker 02 If you're coming home, if you're coming home in May and June, when you know that it's time to meet the boys in Battersea Park or cop them, those tattoos are the way to go forward.
22:26 Speaker 01 Vogue, you need to watch yourself because the second one of your kids comes to me and they will say they want a tattoo and they will.
22:34 Speaker 01 You better, you better watch yourself or I will drag them down to Tattoo Tony's in a fucking snap.
22:43 Speaker 02 They'll just always be going around your gaff, think about it. And I'll be like, why do they keep going around your gaff?
22:48 Speaker 01 With the euphoria beat. Do you remember euphoria, Joe? Remember the heartbeat that euphoria had? Otto will come back with an Asian symbol on his back. Just watch yourself, Vogue. Just watch yourself.
22:59 Speaker 02 I'll find ways of getting you back, okay?
23:01 Speaker 01 Just watch yourself. And the Chinese dragon on his chest. Just watch yourself.
23:04 Speaker 02 I'll take it to the grave. You'll regret that. You will regret that.
23:08 Speaker 01 Just watch yourself.
23:09 Speaker 02 Do you want to, be really careful.
23:11 Speaker 01 Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Denver, San Francisco. Vancouver. Vancouver, Toronto. Toronto, yeah.
23:19 Speaker 02 Goodbye. For two weeks, we shall miss, we shall miss you, but we won't miss each other because we'll, well, Joe, I'll probably see you. I'll bump into you, but Joanna, we'll see you. No, I'll see you.
23:30 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, fine, fine, fine. Yeah.
23:32 Speaker 02 We'll miss the listeners as well because we do like your stories. We enjoy them.
23:35 Speaker 01 We like our job. That's the reality of it. Yeah, thank God. Just what.
23:38 Speaker 02 Friday the 22nd of May, back on Friday the 22nd.
23:41 Speaker 01 We're like round.
23:42 Speaker 02 Utter bliss. Job is utter bliss.
23:44 Speaker 01 Okay, that's enough of that now. It's on the leg. There's nothing I can do about it.
23:51 Speaker 03 We won't speak of it again.
23:52 Speaker 01 I don't, I don't, I, I don't need this shit.
23:55 Speaker 02 I don't think she's slagging off your tattoo.
23:58 Speaker 01 No, she's not, but I'm saying, Vogue, literally, honestly, once your kids hit 12, I'm gonna be a huge hit for them.
24:05 Speaker 02 Hang on, hold on. What have I done wrong here? I sent you a nice message about your tattoo the other day. I have never once said a bad word about it.
24:14 Speaker 01 I'm just saying, Vogue.
24:15 Speaker 02 Because you're very smart and you've never asked for your advice.
24:17 Speaker 01 Watch yourself. Watch yourself. Or Gigi will have a live laugh love on her back by the time she's 18. Okay?
24:25 Speaker 02 I'm gonna, when I, when I go walking Bertie, when I go walking Bertie, I'm gonna get, let him shit in your garden every time. I'm gonna get him to treat that garden.
24:33 Speaker 01 I'd be honoured.
24:34 Speaker 02 Like it's the only place to shit, okay?
24:37 Speaker 01 Grace. He's a king.
24:38 Speaker 02 He's looking forward to it.
24:40 Speaker 01 I'd rather that than your husband.
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25:19 Speaker 00 This has been a Global Player original production.
25:23 Speaker 05 Observe the North American Dad. 50s. Great polo collection. He enters his vehicle information on Carvana. An offer appears in minutes. Remarkable. He squints, reads it again, smiles and says, dang, that's a good offer. The highest form of approval. No haggling, no hassle. No one called him boss. He's still on the couch. Astonishing. Sell your car today on carvana.com. Pickup fees may apply.
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