MTGM EXTRA! "An update on the guy I was having an affair with..."

Remember we had an email from someone who had been seeing a guy at work, she knew he was married, but then he broke it off and moved on to SOMEONE ELSE IN THE SAME WORKPLACE. WTF. Well, she's back in touch and she has NEWS. Meanwhile, Vogue & Joanne have to contend with a monster wifi delay because Joanne is recording in the breakfast buffet room of a New York City hotel. Not a joke. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  This is a global production.

• 0:04Speaker 01

  I've spoken before about the fact that I take medication because I used to be nuts and I I take meds to kind of keep a lid on it.

• 0:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:11Speaker 01

  Someone in the hotel signed a fake name and [BLEEP] stole it. Oh.

• 0:15Speaker 02

  And now, Joanne, if you were on the other side of it, you'd say fair play. Fair play.

• 0:21Speaker 01

  So I'm just flagging. I'm now out here unmedicated.

• 0:27Speaker 02

  Perfect.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  Okay, actually, do you know what? Let's get into it because we're gonna do a whole bonus episode on the traitors.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Yes, we are. When it's, when it's over. Yeah, we're gonna do, because we haven't actually really discussed it that much.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  And I'm getting a lot of questions about what went on, so I figured we might as well do it together on the podcast.

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, because there's, there's loads of stuff that I'm seeing in the press about people fighting, about the scandals, about everything that's going on. And we want the dirt. If you didn't, you're not allowed not to tell us that. You aren't allowed to tell us who comes where, all that. We get it, but we want dirt.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  I'll tell you everything, as long as no one on the podcast tells anyone else.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  It needs to stay between us.

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Listeners, don't mess it up.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Don't, just keep it all a secret on the podcast. My, the main question I'm getting is where did I get my strawberry top? Did you see the strawberry top that I wore?

• 1:25Speaker 02

  With the yellow trousers?

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  I felt your outfits were very muted on there, weren't they, Jo?

• 1:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, subtle. I think subtle is, is what I'd say.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  You were really leaning towards Benches and creams and very wholesome.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Understated.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Sorry if I like to express myself through linens.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Some of the stuff, I'm like, where, where would one pick that up? Where would one pick that up?

• 1:55Speaker 03

  Sorry, we probably shouldn't go too much further before we explain what's happening with Joanne and where she is. That probably needs some quite immediate context, given.

• 2:03Speaker 02

  Okay, so Joanne is...

• 2:06Speaker 01

  I'll tell you exactly where I am.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  You're lucky she's here.

• 2:09Speaker 01

  I am in a hotel in New York City, which is about $450 a night, which has no wifi and no lights. That's where I am. There is not even a light in the fridge, Vogue. The room is, and I'm not gonna name and shame because I'm not in that business, but my God. It's like me and Christina, my Irish agent, are staying in the same hotel. I text her.

• 2:32Speaker 02

  We can see it on the window behind you.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Can you? No, that's, that's actually not the name of the hotel. That's, that's the name of their restaurant. But yes, if you Googled it, yes, you would see that that is the name of the restaurant they're about. It's, there's not even, there's one teeny tiny light in the room that goes [Zzzzzz]. It's like doing Hard Time. There isn't even a light in the fr- I tried to get, this morning, because I was trying to find something in the room, I tried to open the fridge. There's not even a light in the fridge and there's no wifi. It's, it's, so anyway, I'm doing the podcast from the breakfast room, hence the Parisian music.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Which I'm hoping that we've removed in post because it would be a copyright strike. So I'm hoping you can't hear the music which we can currently hear.

• 3:12Speaker 02

  I can't really hear, but I am hard of hearing, so.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Can you not?

• 3:18Speaker 02

  I don't have great hearing now.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  From your DJing days.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  My DJing, yes. Sorry, hang on a second.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  She's tittin' us.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  There's also seven and a half minutes late, so this is gonna be chaos. And that is not my fault. That is, that is the wifi in this hotel.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Joanne, it's never your fault, and that's the main thing.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  It's like trying to do a podcast in a, in a medieval prison. She says drinking an iced Americano.

• 3:48Speaker 02

  Joanne and I don't even, when we, when we're in each other's company, we don't even speak normally to each other anymore. We just hold on because we're so used to the delay that we just, there's, there's breaks between each sentence when we're, when we're together in the pub, so our conversations take a long time.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  I find it discombobulating when words come out of your mouth at the same time as your mouth opens. I'm very jarred by the whole thing. I'm like, what's happening? This is like the Matrix.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  When you keep moving and you're not frozen, I'm like, oh, whoa, what's going on? Why is it moving?

• 4:24Speaker 01

  I, do you know what I hope? I was thinking about it this morning. I, I hope that when, I hope that as our careers progress, that I can get like a tour bus or something. And then, and then that will have, I will, and I will put it, and I can keep a dongle in a, in a, in a kind of a cupboard on the tour bus. That's what I hope. And then it won't, this won't be a problem because it's an absolute pain in the hell.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  I hope that you just, I just hope that you stay in hotels that have wifi. That would, I, Joanne and I would be happy. We don't need a tour bus. Just a hotel that has wifi. But I mean, look, Jo, she's got her mic, she's got her headphones, she just doesn't have the wifi.

• 5:03Speaker 03

  This one I don't blame Joanne for. This is not Joanne's fault.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  I went to the hotel reception last night and I was like...

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Don't apologize, Joanne.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  It's where, and I, you know the way I was like, okay, I'm not, this is really embarrassing to say because it's not like I'm saying I need wifi to keep my heart machine on for the night. But I was like, I've, I have to record a, a podcast. Which is the other way, it's like, this is, this, I E., like, this is kind of important to me because it's a job, but also it's your, you're, you're identifying yourself as a podcaster, which is kind of embarrassing, do you know what I mean? And they're like, here's a phone number. If you ring this phone number, they will give you an individual portal. And I was like, what? And they're like, look, we don't know how it works, but we were just told if, if a customer needs wifi, ring this number. I was like, okay, so we rang the number. They're like, the wifi is down, ma'am. And I was like, I know, but I was

• 5:53Speaker 01

  told, I was told to ring this number.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  Of course it fucking is.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  And they're like, no, ma'am, the staff don't understand. The wifi is down. It's like, okay, thanks. So I had this, there's two huge pieces, like, obviously, I'm in America on tour and Canada, North America on tour. And it's been, I'm not gonna lie, it's been a lot. Like, there's a lot, like, I'm traveling, doing shows. It's a lot, right? And I, but, but there's two huge pieces of work I have kind of in my system, like the kind of, that I'm thinking about relentlessly. Jimmy Fallon and the Netflix record, right? The Netflix record is on November 7th in New York, tickets still available. And the Jimmy Fallon thing. And I, it's a completely different way of working over here when it comes to late night TV. There's no, and I, because I've, I, you have to have a script,

• 6:38Speaker 01

  you have to send them a script and then you have to stick to the script. Turns out, I really struggle with that.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  So the booker, called Michael Cox, was like working with me on this script, but also he, he kind of helps comics kind of get their set together. And it's five minutes and it can't be six minutes and it can't be 3.5 minutes and it can't be four minutes. Again, this is not my forte. I like to just [bleep] and then, you know what I mean? Like, we all know, like, my show is currently running at an hour and 45 minutes. Like, much to the detriment of everyone involved, right? So it was, it was, I, honest to God, it was one of the, one of the hardest things I've done in my whole career because, and he, he was, he approved my sta- he approved the material a month ago. And up to, I'd say seven minutes before I went on, I was trying to change it. And he was like, you

• 7:27Speaker 01

  cannot change it anymore, Joanne. Also, I was due to do two shows. I was in Vancouver and I was flying back the night before the Jimmy Fallon show. And I was due to do two sets in the cellar in New York so that he could come in and watch it. But I got my arrival flight time wrong. I thought I was arriving at half four in the evening, so I was due to do the two gigs at half seven. Turns out, I was landing at half nine at night. Who knew? I fucked him up. So he, the booker of Jimmy Fallon is sitting in the store, or the cellar, whichever one it was, waiting for me. And I'm in the fucking air. The whole thing was an absolute, it was ju- he was, he lost his rag with me at one point. At one point, he lost his, he lost his rag at me. But he got it back. He got it back then. He was like, okay, look, it's grand, just, we'll, we'll plough on. And it came

• 8:11Speaker 01

  together at the end, thank God. But I, I'm not gonna lie, it was one of the most stressful things up to my, that I've had to do so far. So I'm so glad that it went well. Because, my God, I am not wired for late night American TV. I wasn't. Now I think I could do it again because I understand what's, what's required. But it is a different beast. It is a different beast. He was like, yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  My God, the stress.

• 8:39Speaker 01

  I was trying to run, I was trying, honest to God, Vogue, it was, it was, but it's just because it doesn't suit my, it just doesn't suit my personality. Like, there's other comedians, I think, out there who are very logistically like equipped for that stuff, like, because they write gags. Although I, I'm not a gag writer. I tell stories. I waffle. I'm a waffler.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  The delay is so bad here that we have to literally, I'm listening to the whole of Joanne's story. It's gonna sound like I'm ignoring you and that I'm not like proud of the Jimmy Fallon moment. I'm like, oh, fucking shut up. Like, I've been dying to talk to you about this. And it just sounds like I'm not saying anything. But I feel like you're my sixth child. I've got the four children, I've got Spencer, and then I've got you. And I was so excited to talk to you about Jimmy Fallon. And then the whole thing is just, just jointed. And it sounds like I don't care, but I do. I'm so proud. And I feel like I could have shared it here. I could. Aren't we so proud, Jo? She's like our baby.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Incredibly proud. It was absolutely amazing.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  Thanks, Fudge. I love you. Thanks, guys.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Well, while you're, while you're lording it up on a, on Jimmy Fallon, getting, getting into Ford Escalades and just...

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Lording it up.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Wearing diamond Adidas. I'm in the trenches back here, moving house.

• 10:00Speaker 01

  Isn't that top unbelievable? Or isn't it unreal? Like...

• 10:04Speaker 02

  That's gonna go, that's gonna go missing in my house.

• 10:11Speaker 01

  Tell us about the move. I cannot believe you're moving again.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Kevin, Caroline, I know that we talk about Caroline all the time, but I just was thinking about it this morning. Like, I have moved so many times in my life and the only time it's not actually stressful is when they do it. And we're moving from our rental because there's a lot of reasons that we're moving from the rental. I don't want to have to move from the rental. It's an absolute ball ache if I had balls. It just, I have to move. Like, we just don't have an option but to move. So, um, so we are moving house today.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  There's asbestos.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Beside you.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Is it asbestos?

• 10:48Speaker 03

  Not asbestos.

• 10:49Speaker 01

  It's always asbestos. Mercury in the wallpaper. Do you know, do you know what I learned the other day? I was thinking I might add in a little, um, a little section of the podcast of like teeny tiny facts that I've managed to take in during the week. Do you know the mad, do you know the term mad as a hatter?

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  That came from they, when they were back in the day when they were making hats. Hold on, let me.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  Oh, the dye in the hat used to go into people's heads and, uh, and they'd go, uh, crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  No.

• 11:21Speaker 03

  Have lead in it? Was it lead or was it mercury?

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Lead paint, lead paint.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  It would, I think, I think it was mercury or it was, I think it was mercury and they were, there was, it was the hat, it was the hat makers. Cause they were around mercury all the time making the hats and they'd go insane. I thought that was such a fun fact. I've been meaning to tell you about that for weeks.

• 11:43Speaker 02

  Do you want to know another fun fact?

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Fuck Fallon. This is way more interesting.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  We'll talk about Jimmy Fallon right after I mention the Tin Man. Remember the Tin Man in, um, in, in what's that movie called? Alice in Wonderland?

• 11:59Speaker 01

  The Wizard of.

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Wizard of Oz. Yeah.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  So. Wow.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Joanne, I've told you before, I only watched Beauty and the Beast.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  No, this is very much the, this, this is very much the waffle of someone who has lead in her wallpaper and is losing her mind. That's why she's moving.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Anyway, I'm not moving because of lead in the wallpaper. Anyway, so the Tin Man was painted every day using lead paint. And he died really young because the lead paint was poisonous to him. And yeah, he was in bits, bits. And kids used to, they used to put asbestos in sandboxes. They used to put asbestos was the sand and the kids all died early because they were playing with asbestos.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  You know, Vogue, you know, I hate to fact check you because you're.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Always right.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. Okay. But it was the, it was the witch in the Wizard of Oz who was painted green. That was, that was what killed her. The Tin Man was just in a, in a tin suit.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Okay, fine to find the, find the Tin Man, Jo. I just can't put up with, I can't put up with this bloodying anymore.

• 13:00Speaker 03

  Vogue, do you want me to fact check you or do you only want me to fact check you if I agree? What do you want?

• 13:07Speaker 02

  I want you to take a long walk off a short pier is what I want.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  You, you know, I don't exercise on tour, Vogue, so I, I can't do that. I'm sorry. I think I've, I think I get about four steps up a day and then I just recline on airplanes and then I just do the show and then that's it.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Do you want to hear a fun fact about Neil Wilson?

• 13:30Speaker 02

  My stepdad.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  The smartest man on earth, right? Neil Wilson. He has that title. Not when he was four. When Neil Wilson was four years old, he was playing a game called chicken that you had to basically be the last person to run in front of a car before it drove by. Neil Wilson, well, he did win that round, but he also broke both his legs when he was four years old because he got knocked over by cars playing chicken. There you go. There's another fact.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  Which is an enjoyable story and it is one that you've told us before, but look, we're not, it's not getting at you.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  She's got dementia, Jo. We have, she's got dementia. We have, she's always repeating herself and I never know whether to tell her or not. And the listeners seem to let her away with it as well. Cause I don't, we don't, like, I hope she's managed to get away with retelling this story. And listen, I'm the same. Listen, we're like, we're only human.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Oh, I know. I know you're the same. I know you're the same. Yours don't make the edit though. Mine do. So everyone's like, there's that pick again.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  Vogue, take the win on the Tin Man because it actually wasn't lead paint. It was aluminium powder and it did make him ill. So look, it's basically true. And I think that there was asbestos all over the set of Wizard of Oz and lots of people got ill.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  There you go. There you go.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  The Wizard of Oz, everyone was just murdered by costume department, basically. And then Judy Garland was murdered by the bigwigs who had her on drugs when she was four months old.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  The dream.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  It's another cheery episode, isn't it?

• 15:03Speaker 02

  What a lucky ducky.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. I fucking wish I had an L school manager. Give me, give me uppers and diners over here. I'm exhausted.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  I'd give anything.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Hi, girls and Jo. I wanted to send a follow up to tie the bow in this story after you read out my email. And then another listener also wrote in about her experience as the wife in a similar situation. I'm the girl who was in a relationship with the married narcissist from work, who then watched him leapfrog into a new affair with another coworker. And I wrote in asking if I should tell the new girl or not. I ended up telling the other girl on the work trip. I positioned it as, I think we've been in the same boat with the same person. We then ripped the Band-Aid off and everything came out. She genuinely had no idea he'd been seeing me. It must've been the biggest shock for her. Obviously I knew what was coming, but she had no idea. Yet she took it so well.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  She was very open with me and listened to everything. Unsurprisingly, he has a playbook and we had almost identical experiences with him. We were both told his marriage was over. He gave us both his hoodies, created Spotify playlists, sent Uber Eats vouchers, vouchers, fuck. And the same.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Sorry, what?

• 16:25Speaker 02

  I'm on a voucher. A voucher for Uber Eats.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  What man's gameplay is, involves Uber each, eat vouchers? That's so weird, but obviously if they want to advertise with the podcast, we're up for that. But I still think that's very strange.

• 16:40Speaker 02

  I have nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with Uber Eats. I had Uber Eats two days ago.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Oh, sure. Fucking, are you, I'm, it's my complete sustenance over here. I'm just saying, I don't want an Uber Eats voucher from some lad. I think that's really weird.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  No, I want a Brian Thomas voucher or something like that. Um, or just cash, cold, hard cash, acceptable. Bit weird if he's giving you cash though.

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Okay, we're, we're moving into sex work now. No shame in that game.

• 17:10Speaker 02

  Do you think, do you think it ever leaves you not to shake a card when you get one? Does it ever leave you? Cause every time I get a card, I do a little shake, a little shake of the card, just, just to make sure. I know I'm 41, but you never know.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  The postal service are stealing all the money.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  That's an allegedly. I think I've, I've, I've heard stories.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  Alleged, alleged, alleged. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Can I actually just, can I tell you that I had, you know, the way like we, I've spoken before about the fact that I take medication because I used to be nuts and I, I take meds to kind of keep a lid on it.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  I had a package of quite, quite expensive because I'm in America. So everything is expense, like the meds and so whole health service over here is quite expensive. Um, sent to a hotel I was staying in and someone in the hotel signed a fake name and fucking stole it. Oh.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  And now, Joanne, if you were in, on the other side of it, you'd say fair play, fair play.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  So I'm just flagging. I'm now out here unmedicated.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Perfect. Glad you're not our problem.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. Well, I will be in four to five days.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, some fucking prick stole it. And the hotel are just like, there, there's nothing we can do. And I was like.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Let's move the pod, let's move the pod forward.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, if I were you, I'd get all 28 episodes done tomorrow before the unraveling starts.

• 18:39Speaker 01

  Sorry, continue.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Okay. We were working on the evening I told her, but we got time to ourselves the next night. We spent an evening in a bar together, laughing, crying and just generally holding each other up. We tratted through everything from our utter disgust at his behaviour to what we were going to do next. And also had a few laughs about our shared disappointment from our experiences in bed with him. Mwah, ah, ah. Okay. So what's next? As I expected, their relationship was fizzing out as she'd had enough of it, his inconsistencies, lack of accountability and his actions not matching any of the words. She's going to tell him she knows everything and end it. I've warned her not to expect any accountability or honesty from him and to expect complete denial and probably a dose of gaslighting.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  We're going to keep raising each other up at work and have a bit of fun along the way at his expense. Nothing awful, but just enough to make him feel uncomfortable because guess what? Actions have consequences. Oh, now that part I enjoy. I like that.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  Oh, are you ready? We're also going to tell the wife. Not right now because it needs to be completely anonymous, but in a few months' time, the other girl is going to set up a fake Insta and message the wife to tell her. What he is doing is inexcusable. You can't go around destroying multiple people's lives and just move through that without consequence.

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Telling the other girl was absolutely the right decision. I toyed with it for ages and was so nervous when the time came, but there's no doubt in my mind that it was the right thing to do. She's expressed how grateful she is that I told her, especially when we realised there was overlap in our relationships with him. On top of him already being married. How does he have the time?

• 20:21Speaker 02

  The girl and I have grown so much closer and I'll take the new friendship as the win from this otherwise horrible situation. Hopefully this story inspires others to look out for those red flags and trust your instincts. Tell the wife we're the new girl and let's hold all these fuckboys accountable. P.S. I saw Joanne in Vegas and she was incredible.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you. Do you know what's, do you know what's like, so this story, this whole kind of story email chain has changed how I look at this because as much as I am very, I suppose my whole shtick is that I don't really trust men to keep their dick in their pants, Jo. Sorry. I do think you are one of the exceptions to the rule.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  But I, I was chatting to a woman last night, actually, who is a ghosted listener and we were talking about this exact situation and she was saying her husband cheated on her and she has now cut out everyone in her life who she suspects knew because she's like, they should have and didn't tell her. Yeah. She's cut out like people she's known in years, like people she's known since she was in primary school. That now she, not suspects, knew, that she knows knew, kind of because they've mutual friends or her husband's friends or him or whatever. And she was like, no, anyone who knew, you're fucking gone. And I was like, wow. Like, I just didn't see it that way. I saw it as like, like they can't be trusted. I don't want a medal. Like, I don't know, unless

• 21:44Speaker 01

  I was really close to them. Like, do you know?

• 21:46Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not saying that everybody, yeah, I don't think everybody would take it well. My one point to this email listener is, this email is that like, if you're gonna tell the wife, like, don't do it anonymously because

• 22:03Speaker 01

  No, I agree. No, that's not fair.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  But she, no, it's not fair. She'll have questions and if it's a faceless person saying something like that, like, it's not necessarily gonna be believable. And I think that if you're gonna be brave enough to tell her, there's two of you in it, I think that it's gonna be such a huge life-changing thing for her that I really, really think that like, if you could possibly tell her and just be yourself in telling her, it would be so helpful.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Instead of just dropping a bomb and legging it.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  But that's why, it's like, it's really stressful for your, like, you're, like, that's it. I think the easy thing is to do, drop a bomb and go. But then you just leave her so confused and he can, he can kind of back his way out of it and say that it's some weird, you know. But it's a big decision. It's a big thing to do. It's fucking huge. Like, I would hate to be in that situation. But I agree, an anonymous, hey, girlie, isn't that useful, to be honest, because you just make her go crazy and her, and he will probably deny it because there's no person behind it. But yeah, like, it's a bit, it's a big thing to do. It's a big thing to do, you know. But I've changed my mind on it. Now I feel like it's the right thing to do. Whereas before I was like, nah, it's none of your

• 23:18Speaker 01

  business, stay out of it. Like, you don't know what their situation is. But now I'm like, yeah, I guess we go for it.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. Wow. Look at us girlos go. We've really grown.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  I'd hate, I'd hate to be involved, though. What a shit show. But I'm delighted these women have forged a friendship out of it. I mean, that's an amazing outcome.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Well, listeners, thank you so much for listening. Joanne, you're an absolute legend, superstar, amazing person.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  You're a legend, Vogue. I love you.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  And we're very, very proud of you. I love you very much. And I still have a request for the fantasy, even though you're very big and well-known over there. The request for the fantasy still stands. And yes, sorry, I cut, I cut in when we were about to come, I, I, I cut in when we were about to say something nice about Joe. Quick.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  I'm glad you stopped me telling Joe I love, I'm actually glad you stopped me telling Joe I love him because I think it's too much.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's only right.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  No, Joe, we-

• 24:10Speaker 01

  We do love you, Joe. We do love you, Joe.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  We do.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  We do love you, Joe.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  And someone said to me the other day, did you ever socialise with Joe? And I said, absolutely not. No.

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  But we should change that. We should change it.

• 24:23Speaker 03

  But we didn't have a Christmas party last year.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Vogue, me and Joe hang out all the time.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  [laughing]

• 24:31Speaker 01

  We just don't invite you.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Joanne, I was in the pub the other day again, okay?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  You just do this to torment me.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  I went for a drink.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Do you know what this is like, you going to the pub? Do you remember the old Kit Kat ad where the photographer was waiting for the panda to come out of the cave?

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  And then he's waiting and waiting and waiting and he's there with the camera and then the second he turns his back, the panda comes out of the cave and starts dancing, like, doing all this hip-hop shit. And then he eats his Kit Kat and then he goes back, he turns around, the panda goes back into the cave. That's what this is.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  That, it's exactly the same thing.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  So when I'm home in 2035, I'm dragging you out of that fucking cave.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Sorry, Joanne, I live beside you now. We're neighbours.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  I know.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  You're not Lady Lambeth anymore. That's me. I'm Lady Lambeth.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Lady Lambeth. I forgot about that. So I tell you something, a clapping comment, shouted, hi, Lady Lambeth, that me one. Fucking hilarious.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  [laughing]

• 25:26Speaker 01

  She's like, Lady Lambeth.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Please refrain, refrain from that in the future. She is now peasant Lambeth. I am Lady Lambeth. This has been a Global Production.