MTGM EXTRA! "Spencer was a terrible ride when I first met him..."

Joanne is late (stuck in traffic/a taxi/a train... who's to say?!), she's showered in a complete stranger's hotel room without noticing, and she's got approximately four minutes before she has to leave to DJ with James Haskell poolside. Vogue is back from Spain, surviving Heart Breakfast, and did a little wee on the floor this morning. Can you tell Joe's still on holiday? It's fine. We're all fine. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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• 1:02Speaker 01

  This is a global production.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  I've said this before and I'll say it again, write the ugly ones. People love me over here.

• 1:14Speaker 03

  I just came out, saw all these kitten heels in the bedroom and I was like, kitten heels?

• 1:24Speaker 02

  It's happening. It's happening.

• 1:27Speaker 03

  It's happening. Something's happening.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Something's happening. We're two professional women doing something professional now and it's happening. I'm sorry for the delay. I was stuck in traffic.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  This is where I see Emma, she does this, the lie unfolds. She doesn't, she forgets that she's told a lie.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  I thought it was a taxi, my friend, and then you told us that your friend was driving.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  Yes, my friend drove into the traffic and then we were stuck in the traffic and we couldn't get a taxi.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  Okay, so it wasn't the taxi, it was the traffic.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  You're the worst, you're the worst liar I've ever met in my life because you forget like five minutes later.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Unpacking the detail. The bottom line is, the train was delayed and

• 2:18Speaker 02

  but I'm here now, that's the main thing.

• 2:19Speaker 03

  Was the phalange broken? It was the phalange on the plane?

• 2:22Speaker 02

  It was the phalange. Yeah, were you on the same flight in the traffic? Yes, that's what that was.

• 2:28Speaker 03

  God damn phalange. God's sake. Are you pimping out that artist that you've got there literally taking over the whole screen?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  It's lovely, isn't it? I'm not actually, I don't even know who it is. Do you know what's, what makes me, I find curious about art? So I'll be in, so you know the kind of like lovely hotel, the kind of bougie hotels, they have like gorgeous bits of art on the wall?

• 2:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:48Speaker 02

  And you're kind of struggling to see the name. If I so much as drew a matchstick man and it was on display, I would have Joanne McNally, like, like, like a really tacky brand. I'm like, you wouldn't have to look for my name is what I'm saying. I put a nanny cam in all of them. And if anyone like moved past the photo and there was any motion, I'd immediately pop up via Zoom and be like, hey, it's Joanne McNally. This is my process. This is how much it is. Buy me. These, these, these people are too casual.

• 3:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I think it might get rid of the riffraff because if you're really serious about buying a piece of art, you're going to find out who has, has created the art and art can sometimes be very expensive.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  I think, well, riffraff is the wrong term. I think what you're looking for is tire kickers.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  Tire kickers. That's a great one. Yeah.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  It comes from the old Latin term where if you're selling a car on Facebook market.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Don't do it.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Don't do it. And they would come around and just, and they'll pretend they're buying the car and they'll just kick the tires and walk off. I walked past a shop the other day.

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  And there was a gorgeous set of bed, lovely bedding in the window. And obviously I'm in my 40s now, this shit turns me on. So I went in and I said, how much is the bedding? And he said, it's a grand. And I went, oh, perfect.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  No, he didn't. He said a grand.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  He did. So it's grand. So I said, of course, because I didn't want to be like, bleh, bleh.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  I went, oh my God, yeah, that's actually quite reasonable for a pillow and a sheet.

• 4:14Speaker 03

  I'm just going, I'm just going for my lunch, but I will be back.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Well, instead of just immediately backtracking out of the shop, I obviously kicked tires for a while and started asking the cost of

• 4:30Speaker 02

  my bed measurements and like, it was a good 40 minutes of tire kicking.

• 4:35Speaker 03

  Now I need three sets. Have you got, have you got three sets in stock?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I don't even know if you have the stock.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  How many sheets I'm gonna need at that point?

• 4:47Speaker 03

  I can't, I can't hold it. If something is like, like I literally, if it takes my breath away price-wise, I'm like, Jesus. I'm like, no, you're all right.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. Vogue, how wa- now that you are the face of Breakfast Radio, how was it?

• 5:04Speaker 03

  I have a two week stint. I'm only borrowing the reins from the amazing Amanda Holden and like she is.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Is she in your basement?

• 5:13Speaker 03

  No, she's never letting go of that job. I'm gonna have to put her in the basement. If there's any chance of me taking that job, she's got to go in the basement. It's the best job.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Say the word. Say the word and I will put on my velour tracksuit and I'll get rid of her. Say the word.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  You do have that yet. No, I quite like Amanda, I have to say. I do like her. No, she's got loads of holidays. She's nailed this thing. I said to Jamie today, I was like, how come you didn't put as many holidays in as Amanda? I was like, that wasn't clever, was it? Amanda gets a lovely amount of holidays.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  I've got a lot of mousetraps at home that haven't been used. Say the word.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Do you want to get rid of Amanda? Is it you?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Say the word.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  A bit of Britain's Got Talent for Joanne, is it?

• 6:01Speaker 02

  It's time I slipped into that ball gown myself. She needs to step aside. Say the word.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  I don't want to sound like a bad mother, okay? I don't want to sound like that.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Then don't speak.

• 6:14Speaker 03

  Wait.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Don't speak then.

• 6:18Speaker 03

  I couldn't wait to go back to work. Holidays were hard. It was hard. It was tough going.

• 6:24Speaker 02

  Have you had the baby?

• 6:26Speaker 03

  No, but I'm back in work now. I might, I might have bitten off more than I could chew today because I had hard breakfast. I was up at five into hard breakfast and I went off and I did a shoot with my mum for some, for something else. And then I spotted this in the diary and I was like, oh good God, I was ready for bed.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  Spotted this in the diary. Wow. I've been looking forward to this all day, Vogue.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  Really?

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Spotted this in the diary. What am I, in your social calendar? Spotted this and I

• 6:54Speaker 03

  At least one of us spotted this, huh?

• 6:56Speaker 02

  And I got stuck in the traffic.

• 7:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I forgot about the plan. Sorry.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Sorry, I don't have time for this. James Haskell is DJing at my pool.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  For free. Okay?

• 7:12Speaker 03

  He's, he's not doing that for free. He is not doing that for free.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  This was spotted in the diary. This means a lot to me.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  Oh God, her again.

• 7:24Speaker 02

  Hey, James. James, James.

• 7:28Speaker 03

  Joanne, Joanne McNally.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  James, James, Metro Glastery, James.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Oh God.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Do you know what I did earlier? So we were, I was down by the pool, Brandon was out hiking. We were like, let's go for lunch, Grant. We were like, we'll both run up, have a shower separately, we have separate rooms. And I ran into my room and the housekeeper was outside, so I didn't have to use my key, so I just went in. And I was like, Grant, oh yeah, they're cleaning the room. Hello, hello. Cause I didn't want to, you know, freak them out. No one replied. Grant, half to the shower, having a wash, got out of the shower. Hello, hello. Still no answering. Fine. And I was like, oh, they've moved my suitcases into the bedroom.

• 8:13Speaker 03

  Please no. No.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Someone else's room.

• 8:43Speaker 03

  The fact that you gave such little shit. Hello, hello. Oh, no one's answering. Fuck it. I'll have a shower, wash myself.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  No, it was because I didn't want to disturb them. I was like, they're cleaning. I like, I don't need, I was like, in my mind, I was like, they can stay, like.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  What happened after then?

• 9:03Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna ask them to leave. I'll just nip it. I'll just nip it. Take it there.

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Oh God.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  I just came out, saw all these kitten heels in the bedroom and I was like, kitten heels? I don't wear kitten.

• 9:26Speaker 03

  Did you just scamper away or did you at least tell her?

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Scampered. Scampered.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  You nicked the towels and the girls with the kitten heels are gonna be like, they're gonna ring down and say they didn't clean our room.

• 9:42Speaker 02

  I had very little dignity left. I had to take the towel.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Because there was no, there was no, I'd say they just moved, I'd say they just settled in because there was no products in the bathroom, which I just assumed because they were cleaning the room, that they're taking all my products off the shelf to give it a real scrub down.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  The occupants were probably just on the balcony.

• 10:10Speaker 02

  I wouldn't mind. I was like, I'm gonna have an everything shower. Yeah. Use my razor. Don't remember buying that.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, but no one saw, like, nothing was, nothing came of it. Because by the time I got out of the shower, I realised it wasn't my room, it was someone else's. And I was still, I was still saying, hello, hello. Like, I would have fessed up if someone had been in the room.

• 10:35Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, that's so good.

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Housekeeping had obviously been interrupted and they'd gone to do something else. So I just, I just shuffled back to my own room and said, the less that I thought, no, the better.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Got a free towel out of it as well.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, as I'm pulling the cameras off the walls, do you know what I mean? The security cameras.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  Oh, no, I actually can't imagine ever doing something like that. And particularly you, like, like, your room is very identifiable, Joanne. I've seen your room. You know it's your room.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think I was thrown because the housekeeping were in and I thought they, I thought they were just doing a really, like, a really good job, do you know?

• 11:14Speaker 03

  I didn't see your hanging anxious preoccupied bags. Joanne went through her room the other day and how she cleaned it and she had all her handbags hanging up, but all of her clothes. She's like, I don't know what to do then. They just have to stay in the suitcase. How about you put your clothes on the hangers and the anxious preoccupied bags just in front of them?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  Well, so, thank you for asking, Vogue, because you weren't alone in wanting to know that. Clothes, there's no point hanging clothes.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm interested to hear why.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  There's no point hanging them because there's an ironing board in the room. So if you hang them all, you have to put them back in. Whereas if you just shake out the little bit that you want to wear from the suitcase, then you iron it and then it's fine. The hanging of the bags was because I have promised Nikki that I will do content with all the bags. Just a flag, this is very much a work trip.

• 12:10Speaker 03

  Oh, 100%, I forgot.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  This is very much a professional endeavour.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Any, any photos taken, you will notice there was a handbag in all the photos, including Brendan's photos of him in the pool. There is, you can see me trying to throw in a barrel and I just preoccupied barrel in the background. Very much a professional project.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  She's feeling bad now because she's over holidaying. She's actually, she's coming from my crown. She's coming from my crown. Joanne, sorry, I'm back in the UK. I'm working like a dog over here. I'm really busy, okay?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  I have no idea why you would think this isn't a work trip that I'm on.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Sorry, actually, there's another thing.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  It's because of the James Haskell thing. I'm not going out there. I'm in here, I'm in here photographing my handbags.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  I'm so glad, by the way, this morning, they had set something so nice up for me on Hard Breakfast. They're like, oh, we've got a surprise for you. We've got a surprise. Your friend is calling in. And I was like, who's my friend? He's calling. Yeah, like, and they're like, oh, your friend isn't answering. I was like, is my friend Joanne? I was like, yeah, I was like, she texted me at half three this morning, wishing me the best of luck. I was like, and that's half for her time because she was working really hard.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Exactly, exactly, Vogue. And I don't know what monsters are running this show that you're on, but let me tell you, they are out of touch with reality.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Jamie tried to ring again. I was like, Jamie, this is futile. Let it go. It's, what were you thinking?

• 13:53Speaker 02

  I'm stuck in traffic. I'm always stuck in traffic.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  She is on set. It's half four in the morning. She's on set.

• 14:03Speaker 02

  I'm the new Crock Cocks. I'm out here with my iPad and I know it's fucking blowing up.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  That's why I'm so worried about the wifi being so shit. Because I'm like, hey, am I gonna DJ out here if I can't get my Spotify list going, do you know?

• 14:14Speaker 03

  When are you coming home?

• 14:15Speaker 02

  I'm on two bars. I'm not coming home, Vogue.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  I think you, you have another couple of weeks in you there. She said that to me. She's like, I actually love being on holidays. I was like, thank you. Who doesn't love being on holidays?

• 14:28Speaker 02

  It's me, it's Dua Lipa. It's, and it's, it's great to see you working for once, Vogue, I'll be honest.

• 14:38Speaker 02

  I was like, that fucking lazy bitch. She's finally taken the finger out and got herself a job.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Thank God.

• 14:52Speaker 03

  If you're not careful, I'm gonna start taking family time. I'm gonna, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say I'm taking time away with the family, okay?

• 15:00Speaker 02

  This trad wife over in Battersea, I'm sick of her shit. By the way, for Wednesday, no, this is going on Wednesday, for Friday's episode, we need to do, we're doing a deep dive into...

• 15:11Speaker 03

  The trad wives. I've been looking at that on the Caller Daddy podcast.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Yes. Now, let's get her name.

• 15:17Speaker 03

  Nara Smith was on Caller Daddy podcast.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're going, we're doing a deep dive on that. I'm about 20 minutes away from finishing Yesteryear. I don't think it's a coincidence that Nara is now doing all this press. Let's get into it.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  But Yesteryear is also based on another woman who was also, she's also a trad wife, but she worked and she's got nine children or something. But she married the heir of some, like, really, oh, God, I need to get my, I'll get my facts right. I will, I will fact check all of this. But I do think it is an interesting watch because you remember the way we were like, oh, God, like...

• 15:53Speaker 02

  They're cosplaying oppression.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're not even, they don't even like their husbands.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  They're fucking paying for their husbands. This is the point. It's all the bollocks. Anyway.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  At least I admit paying fucking half and I don't want to pay half.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  You don't want to? No, I know.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  I don't want to. I don't want to pay even, I don't want to pay no, I want to pay nothing. I saw Tommy Fury came out and said, and said, and no, I want to pay nothing. No, I, I want to pay nothing.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  You say that, you say that, but I don't.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  I feel like I've contributed enough.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  I do, I should believe you there. Actually, your eyes went really large there. I do believe you.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  Contributed enough. Yeah, Tommy Fury said Molly May hasn't paid for a single meal since they've been together. And I applaud you, Molly May. I intend on doing the same.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  What about, where's your power then?

• 16:44Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't care.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  You have no power.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  Ah, listen, I'll always have the power. Come on. I ask the kids, I'm like, who's in charge? They're like, Mama. I'm like, yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think that also comes from your income.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  No, I don't think so. No. Listen, I don't, I don't, I'm not paying, okay?

• 17:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, fine. And I'm stuck in traffic. These are two things that will always be true.

• 17:10Speaker 03

  Why don't you ring your bank and say you're not paying for your mortgage anymore? What are they gonna do? I'm not paying.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Sadly, I don't have a Spencer Matthews.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Spenny is not paying for my, I pay for my own mortgage. Sorry, I pay, I pay, my house and health, I try, I tried to ring myself that, as you know, Neil looks after my finances. And I was like, Neil, is there any way now, I know it's after the facts, that we can cut Spencer out of health? And he was like, no, no. I told Spenny I was doing, I was like, Spenny, you don't even, you always go on about not wanting anything to do at home.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  He doesn't even like it.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  He doesn't want it. So I said, I'm cutting you out. And I rang Neil and Neil was like, Vogue, you can't do that. I was like...

• 17:51Speaker 02

  You do that. You get your eggs in a row. You cut that prick.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Get your eggs in a row.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Okay, we're meant to be doing an email here. We're meant to be doing, if I don't do the email, you don't get to go see James. Is that what you call him now? Or do you call him Haskell?

• 18:08Speaker 02

  I, Jimmy Jam, Jimmy Jam Haskell.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  I'm doing the, I'm doing the foot pedals. He's doing the desks.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Like you're on piano? Are you a penis?

• 18:19Speaker 02

  So if you see me under the desk of Jimmy Jam Haskell, trust me, it's very innocent. I'm doing the foot bits. I'm doing the gears down the bottom, the brakes and the acceleration, then he's doing the plates up the top.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  Okay, hot guy, terrible ride. Dear Joanne and Vogue, I'm currently seeing the hottest guy I've ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on. He's literally an Adonis. So far out of my league that it's not even shitting on myself. Genuinely, he's out of this world. He's decent and conver- sorry, hang on. We don't have long left of this, listeners, I promise.

• 18:58Speaker 02

  What's the crack? Does the baby just punch up your throat every now and again?

• 19:04Speaker 03

  I did a little wee on the floor today when I was getting into the shower.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  Whatever the baby wants to do.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Is decent in conversation as well, funny and has a good job.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  I've assumed you squatting down at the gym. Spencer's like, darling, you're like, listen, if the baby wants to take a shit on the floor, there's nothing I can do about it.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  There's nothing I can do about it. Sleep when the baby sleeps.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Oh my God, that's so funny.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  Go on, sorry, go on.

• 19:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 19:43Speaker 03

  Girls, he's a shit ride, not average, not too quick. And it's not a case of learning what I like, because I've had that conversation. It's literally like riding a fairground horse.

• 19:55Speaker 03

  There's an up and down motion, but it never changes rhythm. Goes round and round, oh, and eventually just sort of stops. And the silence, good God, the silence.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Oh God, he's stuck in traffic.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  We were in bed on Saturday and literally while he's inside me, I actually realised I was thinking about emails I needed to send on Monday. Emails, girls, I don't even like my job.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Basically, I'm asking if you think it's possible to coach a man into being a better ride? Or if they're all just born with whatever ability they're born with and there's no changing it. I'd love to think he could be better at it, but it's honestly so bad that it ruins everything else. Spencer was a terrible ride when I first saw him. He's in the room.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. They're always lying on this show. Same.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  As you know though, I mean, this is, maybe this is now the time to tell you, I've also had a go on Spencer and I agree, it wasn't great.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  I know, I know, and we've taught him well together, together we're united and he is now.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, and he said, dude, hope you're game. Do you know what I'm saying though mate? I've been in this situation, I'm gonna say this, now she might be at home clawing her ears out and be like, you're full of shit. They don't fancy each other. Like, there's, I understand, sex is very subjective, but when you desire each other, when lust just takes you both through, that's when sex is good. It's like, you have to, if you, if you can have good sex with somebody you don't fancy, they're very, very good at sex. I just think he's down fancy each other.

• 21:38Speaker 03

  I don't know about that, because I think that there is times where you, like, people like it different kinds of ways and everything like that. And like, you have to like, kind of explain to somebody the certain way that you like it. So maybe it's just about talking to him a little bit more. And if he's that good looking, I mean.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  That's why he's shit.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Surely he's had loads of rides, why is he not?

• 22:00Speaker 02

  Because he's never had to try. I've said this before and I'll say it again, the ugly, ride the ugly ones, they are.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Workhorses.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Spenny, we can't all be legends.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  You've had enough practice, I'd be shocked if you weren't good.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, you've run out of labia, there's no labia left.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  If he was bad, there'd be serious problems.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  So he can ride a Martian up there, fucking.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  I do, I think that this, maybe, maybe he is too good looking. Maybe he's so good looking that he just couldn't be arsed.

• 22:44Speaker 02

  This is what I'll say, of every lad I've been with, the more attractive he was, there is a direct pipeline from attractive guy to shit sex.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Now, who?

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I rode a lad once, I was like, I actually said to him after, I said, you ride me like you wish I was dead.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  There's no desire here, there's nothing happening, we are just functionally, you might as well be taking the bins out. You, you rode me like you're cracking open a can of tuna, no interest.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  But I just, I just thought of something, I just thought of something, right? So I'm not really a one night standy person, it has happened.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  Well, I'd hope not, you're married.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  But.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  There comes a time, you just have, you just have to call it a day, folk, and say, I am married.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  It doesn't always, it's not always brilliant. Now, I have to say, it's always been pretty decent with Spenny, but like, it, it, but like, it's not always brilliant. And you do have to like, have chats about certain parts of it. So why couldn't you have chats about the sex part of it? Like, you know, like, foreplay, you're always chatting through things and like.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  This guy sounds hopeless. I don't know why, I just get a really hopeless vibe off this email. I don't think this guy's gonna swing into action.

• 24:00Speaker 03

  If you got her on a better day, if you got her on a better day when she's not in a rush to see James Haskell, she might have a different opinion.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, we've got to wrap this up, okay?

• 24:09Speaker 03

  I wouldn't chuck him away, I wouldn't chuck him in the bin if he's not onto a ride. He's got great conversation, I would put in the effort, I would do the hard graft and I would. Maybe he watches too much porn, maybe he watches too much porn, maybe.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, actually, yeah, that's probably it.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, could be that, I mean.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Speaking of, I really have to wrap this up.

• 24:34Speaker 03

  She's a busy girl, she's got a place to be, everyone, thank you so much for listening. And also tomorrow night, because this goes out Wednesday, tomorrow night, second episode of Renovation Rescue is on.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  In uni, oh, sorry.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Do you know who's playing? That's right, yes, you can see Joanna Pasha, she's actually on at two o'clock in the afternoon when nobody is there.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. The doors aren't even open.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  Right after I post my pass.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  I'll be in the car park with my iPod Nano, if anyone's around.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Thank you, everyone, and please do tune into Renovation Rescue and your show on TLC.

• 25:14Speaker 02

  You don't even know the name of it, do you?

• 25:19Speaker 02

  That could be anything.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  It's called Unacceptable.

• 25:23Speaker 03

  I'm trying to sell your tour, I can't take, I can't take on your TV career and your tour and your bags, I can't take them all on.

• 25:35Speaker 02

  Well, the fact that you pushed my Pasha gig actually means a lot to me, so we'll leave it at that.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  That's the one that needs, we need the bump at the moment, because it's a pivot for me.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Will we pop off and just leave her here? Or?

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Hold on. Yeah, hold on. I got a sound level.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  People love me over here, I'm telling you.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  Huge.

• 26:09Speaker 02

  It's not right, but it's okay.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  You didn't wear a piece of it.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Is that what that is?

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Okay, I'm going now, I have to east.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, I have to perform folk, okay, I don't have time for this.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  They're about to open the car park.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  This has been a global production.