Don't Embarrass Us in Front of James Blunt!!

Joanne is live from Ibiza and has made a devastating discovery: she might be too old for clubbing. The solution? Retrain as a brunch DJ... Vogue's in Spain too with Spenny who this week told her she's "hardly going to look slender" (he meant well)... Elsewhere, Usher brought a woman on stage for one of his famous lap dances and she was absolutely not into it... so she released one of the most iconic statements of 2026. Joanne discovers that Buzzball Boulders exist and that one single mouse in her house might be five living in her Pop Chips... Plus, is Danny Cipriani asking wedding guests to crowdfund his entire wedding via a Honey Fund? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  This is a Global Production.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  I'm gonna say, I think I might be too old for it. I love dancing and I love going out, but I'm like Cinderella. I need to be home early.

• 0:15Speaker 02

  He made a face and took her offstage.

• 0:17Speaker 01

  He ushered her off. Excuse the pun. I have Google Alerts set up for Buzzsport, so I was told immediately when this news came through.

• 0:31Speaker 01

  Hello. Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me with myself, Joanne McNally and...

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Vogue Williams. Hello.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  Vogue Williams.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Vogue Williams. How arethou?

• 0:42Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm obviously, there might be a little whirl of air occasionally as I fan myself, but it is, it's an essential, like it's a survival technique at this point. I actually was cocky enough that I was like, oh my God, I'm actually grand. I thought the London heatwave had prepared me. It did not.

• 1:01Speaker 02

  No, no, it's a different level of heat that you have to keep dipping. Dipping is the only way to do it.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  I just need to be in the water at all times or in severe aircon. Do you know where has severe aircon?

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Dubai.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Well, I was gonna say gyms, but yes, Dubai.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Let's go to Dubai. I know it's 60 degrees, but no one sees the 60 degrees.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  I'll go for dinner in Dubai, just to get, just to cool myself down.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  What brings you out to Dubai? The aircon, actually, would you believe?

• 1:33Speaker 01

  The aircon.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  I'm still in Spain, but I'm, I'm starting to pack up. I'm getting ready to go.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Oh, sad.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  I know, it is sad because I love being down here, but it's time. It is time because I have a very exciting job that I'm doing for the next couple of weeks.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  Go on.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  I am gonna be covering for the lovely Amanda Holden on Heart Breakfast.

• 1:57Speaker 01

  Oh, stunning. You and Jamie.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Me and Jamie, yeah, I can't wait.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  Sounds great job.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  He's so good at radio though, because I went in, because like, I've, I've wanted to be able to cover her for ages. So I had to do a, I did a pilot and like, you're just sitting, you know, when you sit with someone and you're like, gosh, you're just so good at your job. Like, it's just, it's really fun to watch something like that. So I'm excited to be a learning curve. I said, I'm kind of up for everything because I think it's all really great crack and I love going on Heart Breakfast. So I'm excited to just be there for the whole thing now.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  And you love an early morning?

• 2:36Speaker 02

  I love it. It's the dream. Like, up at about half five, home at half 11. Yes, please.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  I would rather peel myself with the machete. I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

• 2:54Speaker 02

  You're a drive time gal.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  I'm a drive time gal. I'm a drive time gal.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  When we get to like, when we're 70, why don't we have a drive show? I can do drive. It's just, I just don't wanna, I'm not doing a night show with you. I'll do a drive show. I'm not doing the evening.

• 3:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, yeah, drive time. I would do a lunchtime show.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, lunchtime could work as well.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  I would, I used to, I used to dream of having a radio job. I loved it. But then I realised when we started podcasting, I was like, hold up, you can either do a radio show every day or a podcast twice a week from wherever the hell in the world you want to. That's, it seems like a better deal.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  A radio show is, because I have had many radio shows. I started on a radio station in Ireland, probably when I was like 19. And weirdly in Ireland, they just kind of were like, come in, do it. That's okay. This is what you're doing. See you later. And they kind of just left you to it. And then I did another radio show on a bigger channel. And I basically, I didn't even really break even, to be honest with you. Like, by the time I paid for my parking and everything, because I, I had to buy my own music and stuff because they were like, oh, we want you to do a dance show. And I was like, but this isn't a dance radio station. They were like, yeah, but we want like a Saturday night dance show. And they were like, so you go in there now. And like, they'd leave me in a booth. Someone showed me the ropes a little bit.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  And I had to put together a radio show on my own. And then like, because it was, it was all pre-recorded, I'd sit there and I'd be like, and shout out to Andrea, who's just sitting having drinks with all the girls. Like, I'd think of all of our friends' names and just like, do all these shout outs.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Do you know what? Speaking of radio and DJing, obviously I am still in Ibiza. And I, I fear, I fear, and I hate to say this because I know there's people out here of all ages having a ball. I fear, I'm gonna say, I think I might be too old for it.

• 4:52Speaker 02

  I think, I think the level that you blew Ibiza up at was probably too, too much.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  I think I'm too old.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  You're not.

• 5:00Speaker 01

  I've been here for five nights. I've gone out two and I've stayed in three.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  I know, I know you've stayed in three, but come on now. You were hardly tucked up in beds.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  And do you know what?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  Were you?

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Some of them, well, two of them I was. Some of the nights, some of the nights we were supposed to go to, we never went to in the end. And then the next day on TikTok, people were posting the queues to get out, to get like, to get taxis. And I was like, no, you'd, you'd have to put me in a induced coma. Like, I would collapse. If I turn up to a taxi queue and there's four people, I'd need an emergency therapy session in a beta block. I'm not equipped for the crowds.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's age. I will say that that's age because when you're younger, you couldn't give a shit. I would wait for a taxi till six in the morning, messing around the streets, didn't give a shit. But at this age, 10 minutes and I want to be gone.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Sonar, I went to Sonar in Barcelona years ago. And like that, we have photos, which are actually quite cute because we're really young. And we're like that, we're on the footpath outside after, in the boiling sun. It's like 8am, queuing for taxis, walking barefoot over broken glass. Not a bother on us. We're still, we're just like, woo, we don't even notice.

• 6:08Speaker 02

  No, I know. I was meant to go to that sonar. Remember? Except I broke up my boyfriend and then I kind of, we had to split the, split the bits.

• 6:15Speaker 01

  Festivals.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, we had to split the bits.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  He got sonar in the divorce.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  He got sonar, yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  I just, I, the, the level of comfort required when you hit your 40s is what, I'm a brunch gal. I was thinking, I was like, go on.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  You are. So there's, there's a fellow called Dean Piper that I'm friends with and Joanne knows him as well. I think he might be out there at the moment, by the way. And he said it perfectly. He was like, I can't do clubs. He was like, I want to go for lunch. I want to have a really good time. Drink loads during the day and then I want to be in bed at 12. And I was like, that sounds ideal. Ideal situation.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  I am meeting Dean Piper today.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Shut up.

• 6:55Speaker 01

  Yes. Do you know who I'm meeting today? And excuse the clunk of the name drop, but I did work with him and he is, I'm calling him a close personal friend. James Blunt.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  Spenny and I have been listening to him non-stop in the car for the last three days.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  No way.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  He's obviously a Mr. Ibiza.

• 7:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  So do you remember Noel Gallagher made that really shady comment in an interview saying that he, he moved out of Ibiza because James Blunt lived there?

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  I'm the opposite. I've been trying to track down James for the four days that I'm here. I'm like, James, I'm your close personal friend. Remember me?

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Do you know what I love about him?

• 7:37Speaker 01

  He's finally agreed to meet me and I'm meeting him today and Dean Piper was there as well. We're going for lunch. I know.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Oh my God, stop. Honestly, me and Spence have been listening to him non-stop for the last few days. I've been going around. He's actually, he's got so many bangers. And that is right. I was only thinking about it in the car. I was like, he has had to put up with so much shit from people being like, oh, what a twat. And he's not like, what, what? Like, because you're not into his music. Like, you cannot deny, his music is good. It sells really well. He's done incredibly well out of it. And now that he attacks people back on Twitter, everyone loves him because he's obviously fucking hilarious.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  He's been doing arenas for 20 years. Because when I, when I was talking to him, when we were doing the traders, I was saying to him, I was like, God, like, he's this lovely lifestyle where he's kind of half in Ibiza and half in Switzerland, half in the Cottles. And I was saying, all that from You're Beautiful. And he went, no, Joanne, I've been doing arenas for 20 years.

• 8:35Speaker 02

  You had that one song. Well done.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  I was like, that one song, James. He's like, eh, no. And he very politely kind of educated me on his, on the extent of his career. And when I say he is one of the soundest, most entertaining, most polite people I've ever met in my life, and I can't wait to hang out with him.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  He did tell me that he lives in, I think, I did, it was a Sunday brunch I did with him and he was gassed during the whole thing. And he told me that he lives in like, three different spots. So like, his kids, like, and he brings his kids around and they just go to school in three different places.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Sorry, this stage of my hotel room, I've done my very best.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  That's actually, for you, Joanne, that's not bad. And you don't even have to tell everyone because it's gonna be cut in a little bit.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. We're gonna have to really, we're gonna have to really sharpen this shot him out. Yeah. We're just gonna, if you could just type me a floating head. I should have, can you put one of those backgrounds on?

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, just blur the background.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Like I'm in a kitchen. Yeah. Just blur the background him out. But anyway, so I, what I've decided is, I love dancing and I love going out. But I'm like Cinderella. I need to be home early. But I love the DJing scene, right? The DJ, and obviously Vogue as a DJ yourself, you know, it's great crack. So I've decided that I'm gonna retrain as a DJ. I've come up with some names for myself.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  Okay, go on.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  So it's very much, it's very much a brunch situation. So the obvious ones, Joanne McBrunch, Swedish Brunch Club, Brunch Van Dyke, DJ Poached.

• 10:03Speaker 02

  Oh, I like DJ Poached.

• 10:06Speaker 01

  DJ Sardau.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  No, DJ Poached.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  DJ Daytime. I'm just gonna do children's parties, Chelsea Flower Show, Crufts, Garden Centres.

• 10:14Speaker 02

  I'll book you for your first gig. TT's birthday. You're booked.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Perfect. I'll only perform if I can see avocados and chihuahuas. It's gonna be very much.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  I'll make it happen.

• 10:25Speaker 01

  A daytime situation. DJ Salpo, I thought could be a good one.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  No, because that would suggest you were out the night before. I think that, yeah, I think that, I think it's DJ Poached for me, you know?

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I agree. Champagne Super and Never Out After Nine.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, okay.

• 10:40Speaker 01

  What do you think?

• 10:40Speaker 02

  I quite like that one too. But I do feel like, I feel like, I think you've just overly kicked the shot out of yourself now. I think that maybe you took, you took yourself down too quick and too hard. I saw you doing shots of Tete at like 11am.

• 10:58Speaker 02

  I know. What am I, 14? How embarrassing.

• 11:01Speaker 01

  Not even in the eyes, not even in the eyes, in the mouth. That's like, that's how traditional I am.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Tequila, I used a snort vodka from a spoon. Like, why? Why? What's the point of that?

• 11:12Speaker 01

  I don't know, because we thought we were hardcore.

• 11:14Speaker 02

  We thought we were so cool, honestly. Well, I was meant to play paddle this morning. I had a paddle lesson. I did play paddle on my own, but I had one booked with Amber. And, uh, and there was accidents last night, so my kids woke me up and I had to sort out the accidents that had happened. And I was putting a wash on and all of a sudden I heard this noise and I was like, what the fuck is that? Amber, who was meant to be in bed at 11 o'clock, had stayed up with her pal till 20 past three in the morning. And I got a message, I still haven't, they haven't surfaced yet. I got a message at half three being like, I can't go to paddle. I was like, you don't say so. I saw you last night. When I was putting on a wash. Oh, I'm a paddle girl.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  I thought only men played paddle.

• 11:57Speaker 02

  Paddle, you'll be able to do paddle. I've, I've tried it out for us.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  How dare you?

• 12:03Speaker 02

  I'm not playing tennis with you, but I'll play paddle with you.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  I'm not playing paddle. I'm a, I'm a DJ paddle. That's not a paddle, actually. You could be DJ paddle. DJ paddle and DJ poached.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  We'd be a DJ collective. You can play the songs and I'll just kind of hang around doing tequila in my eyes.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  It's got a bit of a double entendre.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  I have us booked for breakfast. I have us booked for, um, we're gonna do what we do. We're gonna play in the duty, to the duty free in Stansted Airport. That's what we're gonna do. The dream, the job of dreams.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Do you remember that time, I don't know if you ever saw it, when I had to do a gig?

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I did a gig in Connolly Station. It's a DART station. So it's like a tube station in Ireland. I had to do one at half seven in the morning, standing there dancing and stuff with people coming off the tube when they're just going to work, like the DART at home. And it was probably the worst, it was the most embarrassing one I think I've ever had to do. I'm sorry to the brand who, who came up with that idea. It was like 10 years ago, doesn't matter. I can slag it now, but it was for, even for me, I was like, this is a lot now.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  Well, I'd play Connolly Station. That's a daytime gig.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  You're not, okay. Let's see how she goes today, right? I can't, please keep us up to date a bit more on the socials. We want to see what you're doing. You're gonna have, are you going on a boat? Are you going boating? He feels boaty.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Socials are hard, because obviously I have water in my phone.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  Oh, for fuck's sake. Phones are waterproof now. How is yours broken?

• 13:31Speaker 01

  Well, mine isn't, because everything is now blurred.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  It looks like I've put a scuba feature on it all. Like that mer, do you remember that mermaid feature, that the app that you could put yourself through? And you were kind of like half in the water and half out. That's naturally what's happening with my photos now. James will have a spare phone. He's loaded. I'll ask, I'll get a phone off James.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  James, what do you get? What's his butler called? Chives? Or what do they call it? All the movies, Chives.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  I'll be his butler, if it means I get to go and see his house.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I'd love if he got to go see his gaff. I'd say it's.

• 14:05Speaker 01

  He's got a club in his garden, apparently.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Oh my God, you're not just going club into his house. See, didn't I tell you this? I told you. And I think it's the same with all DJs. Calvin Harris is a dad now. He doesn't want to, he doesn't want to be up till two or three in the morning. He wants to do a day gig. And that's what we should be pushing for.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  I need to find the wellness area of Ibiza. Like what we did when we filmed our TV show out here and we were out here steaming our vaginas and all, getting the creases out of them. Do you remember that?

• 14:33Speaker 02

  I actually really enjoy that. Mine could do with that right now. This, this poor girl.

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Little creased, little creased.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  I was on the beach yesterday. I keep jinxing myself and stuff and I was like, and there are paps out here, but like, sometimes you just, like, you usually all spot them because they're brazen. They'll just sit there and they won't go away. And I'm like, you've, you try, like, it's, it has, it's not the best part of the holiday. But anyway. I walked down the beach with Gina and one of my friends who's Spanish, went up to them the last time that we saw them and said, leave her alone. And supposedly there's like a rule, I don't know if it's true, in Spain, where if a woman is pregnant, it's like you're taking a picture of the baby, so you're not allowed to do it. And so she, yeah, so she went up and spoke to them and said, just leave her alone. And they're like, oh, does she not want this? No, I don't want you sitting there all day taking pictures of me. Anyway, so they went away and I was like, yes, I was like to Gina, isn't it great? There's been no paps.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  And then I spotted one on my way out of the sea. And like, you know, when you're just not ready for something, I look like a wet dog. And I said to Sven, I was like, oh God, I just, I really hope that I just don't look terrible in that picture. And I just, I, I hope I don't look massive. And he goes, well, darling, you are pregnant. You're hardly going to look slender.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  Nice one.

• 15:50Speaker 01

  Thank you. Thank you, husband.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Thank you for making me feel positive about the whole thing.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  Another, another reality bites from our Spanish.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  But I actually looked at him and I was like, you know what? You're dead right. Like, what do I expect?

• 16:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, come on. You are, you are, you are building a human inside you.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  So speaking of gigs, um, did you see Usher had a, so Usher does this thing where he takes his fans up on stage. And like, sometimes he goes around the crowd and he has these women licking cherries like they're teabagging, isn't that saying?

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Right.

• 16:38Speaker 02

  Like they're licking balls. Like it's very suggestive. And some women really go to town on it. And that's kind of his thing. He does all this like, I don't know, kind of sexy. It's, it's, it's really unsexy to me, to be honest. I would absolutely despise to have to do. I think he did it to Sabrina Carpenter before. But anyway, he brought up this woman on stage to do all his like sexy, like lap dancing pretty much all over her, gyrating on top of her. And she just was like, oh God, no, no, no. And then he, he, uh, he just, uh, he made a face and took her off stage.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  He ushered her off. Excuse the pun.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  Imo, would you mind Googling her name, just so we have it? Because I have her statement here.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  I just don't think I want to go to a concert and get dry humped on stage in front of thousands of people by Usher.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  Well, I, I know, it's the same. Do you remember when we went to Magic Mike and, and they, and they come around and like, they're all, as we've, as we know, I mean, they're all gay men. And so it's very much, the vibe is off, but I do believe Usher is straight. So at least you'd think that he might be actually.

• 17:43Speaker 02

  I didn't get a gay vibe off the Magic Mike lads. I don't have a great gay daughter, but I didn't get one gay vibe. Am I that off? Were they all gay?

• 17:51Speaker 01

  Straight men cannot dance like that.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  Some of them can.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  In my experience. Not that many. And it was clear, I, I have to say, and I love to Magic Mike, as you know, I believe it to be a feminist masterpiece, like being three times. But I do think those men who are dancing seem slightly repulsed.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  By us. Well, do you know what? They're slightly repulsed by us because we were like, we were pretty pissed. And like, we.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  It wasn't us, because they didn't lap dance on us, because we used, I used the safe word, which is unicorn.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't, like, I, I like watching other people get lap danced. I think it's quite funny. But I don't, I, I would hate Usher to be up on stage doing that to me.

• 18:28Speaker 01

  Call me old fashioned, but I need to believe they're into it. Otherwise, it's quite humiliating when they're literally gagging, like lap dancing on you. You can see them. They're not into it. They're like, bleh. But they're like getting into it. No, the girl, well, it's worse when the girls are into it as well. Did you get it, Imo?

• 18:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, her name's Gabrielle Cheyenne.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  Gabrielle, Gabrielle Cheyenne was the name of the woman that was brought up on stage. She's released a statement. In fact, her whole family have released statements. And may I say, her aunt, whose statement I don't have to hand, she's the kind of aunt you'd want. She's like, fuck all you bitches. You'd go up there as well if you were invited. So anyway.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Oh, are people going, are people going, so this was in Tennessee, but are people going in on her for it?

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Oh, massively so.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Why?

• 19:14Speaker 01

  So this is her statement. First off, nobody, in caps, is declining to go on stage. I looked good as fuck. You thought I wasn't gonna let thousands of people see me on the big screen where you bitches will never be? My mom and I had floor seats. Their team approached us and moved us to VIP before the show even started. Pretty privileges, something you hoes will never know about.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  I love her. I love her.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  They don't say who you're going up for. Y'all wanting me to get up there and fuck them? ATP? I'm not sure what that means. Chat folks aren't used to anything. That's the most exciting thing that would have happened in y'all little ass lives. Fuck y'all, disrespectfully.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  I think that, well, she sounds kind of amazing. I think that he was kind of bothered that she wasn't into it and he'd brought her up and like, he's so used to everyone being mad into it. But like, he can't be getting, uh, people are like, oh, he's so good. He understands consent and la, it's not fucking to do that. He was pissed off that she got up and didn't want to get involved in it. And that's why he sent her off stage. It was nothing to do with, oh, she's not consenting here. Like, come on. I, I, I just, there's something, right. I've got to say this, there's something about him. So isn't he touring with Chris Brown?

• 20:34Speaker 01

  That's, so that's it. So the, this, the woman who was brought up on stage, she said she wanted to go for Chris, not Usher. And they didn't tell her she's going up for her.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  She wanted to go up for Chris.

• 20:43Speaker 01

  She's like, oh, hold on. I want the guy who beat up Rihanna, if you don't mind. That's who I'm choosing to get a lap dance off, please. I'm trying to see.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Sure, Usher, sure. Usher said about, uh, P Diddy, Usher said that Puff Daddy was misunderstood. Can you imagine?

• 20:59Speaker 01

  The whole thing has sparked massive controversy on the internet. And she was even getting dogs abused coming out of the concert. And so her family are weighing in and they're not taking it lying down. I respect it.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  I mean, fair enough. It's, it's good to clap back. I just, I'm kind of thrown by the fact that she'd rather Chris Brown.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  I know.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  I don't know where my feelings lie anymore. At the start, I was like, yeah, you get a girl there. I'm like, oh no.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  But no, I, I agree with you. I think Usher, while I'm sure consent was part of it, you could see he was also pissed off. He's like, hello.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm Usher.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  You should be lo, you should be swooning.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yes. Well, people are absolutely mad for his concerts, but he, he kind of does that stuff the whole time. I love a good concert. I'm thinking of going to, uh, Celine Dion in Paris. But I once went to see Bruno Mars and I have to say, he was just, because he's doing this thing now where he's selling his tickets and he, he's selling audio only tickets. And they're like 58, 35. So you don't see them, um, because the seats are so bad, but you can hear them.

• 22:03Speaker 02

  I.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Sorry. Why didn't I think of that?

• 22:06Speaker 02

  I, yeah. It's like, you know, when you get sent outside the classroom, it's like face the wall and you have to face the wall. You're just facing the wall, but you can still hear them. Now, I have to say, I'd prefer a ticket like that for Bruno. I'm not being a bitch. And he is a fan. He's so talented, but it was just, it was all a bit too positive for me. It was like, hey, you know, like a cheerleader. And I left his concerts because I was like, it's too, it's too, I feel too happy. I have to go.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Too obese.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. You want some, what you want some, well, that's a good thing to go to Celine Dion. I think she's quite emotive.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  I thought she had locked in syndrome or something.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  She has stiff body syndrome that she's kind of getting under control, but she's doing all of her concerts in Paris. So you have to go.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  Right. So she doesn't have to.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, I was hoping she would, there would be some movement, but there would be, you would have heard about a Wembley or an O2 or something by now. So I think it's just Paris. Have to take the hit. Have to take the hit.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  Speaking of concerts, I wouldn't mind mentioning. So I have myself coming up.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  I'd love to hear about them, Joanne. Fantastic.

• 23:15Speaker 01

  Would you? Well, we have New York on November 7th, obviously. We have Toronto, Vancouver, Salt Lake City, Seattle, Sacramento, Las Vegas, Denver.

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Oh God, she's back to Denver.

• 23:27Speaker 01

  San Francisco.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 23:31Speaker 02

  No, there's some, there's some weird ones. There's definitely some other weird ones. Well, it's not that they're weird.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  I don't Boston.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Or maybe it was Salt Lake City.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Salt Lake City. Going to the Mormons. I'm going to do cat with the Mormons.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  Oh my God, I can't.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  That's what I heard. They don't drink. They all do cats. That's what I heard.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  They don't do cats.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  I'm not. I'm joking. Yeah, that's what I heard. Yeah.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  They don't do cats. There's no way the Mormons do cats. If anything, they do shrooms. If anything.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Hold on. I'll have Chat GPT.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  I wonder how different Joanne's Chat GPT is to mine.

• 24:07Speaker 01

  Hello, Chat GPT. Do the Mormon, do Mormons do ketamine?

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Here we go. Do the Mormons do cats? Man, it's come up for fuck's sake.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  They don't even drink. They definitely don't do ketamine.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Hello, Chat GPT. Do the Mormons? Hello, Chat. Hello, Chat GPT. Oh, oh, oh, here we go. Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, very lengthy name, are taught to avoid recreational drug use. Using ketamine for recreation would generally be against the Church's teachings. However, medical use is different. Oh yeah, whatever. They're lying. They haven't told Chat GPT.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  No one's given you ketamine for medical use. That's not what, that's what, we have fentanyl. That's what we use for medical use. It is. That's what puts you asleep. Or what's it called? The other one. Anti, anti, not, not.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  Ozempic.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no. I was going to say antiseptic. What's it called? Jesus. Anesthetic, an anesthetic and a bit of fentanyl. That's what we get. We don't do ketamine. That is for horses.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  God, we're so informed, aren't we?

• 25:08Speaker 02

  Like, we're just.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  I just lost the words. Speaking of medics and medical treatment, I'm reading for our culture corner.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  A book that I'm sure though you will, I'm sure be aware of because you're also an Adam Kay fan.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  I love Adam Kay.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  He started writing fiction. I picked it up in the airport. It's called A Particularly Nasty Case.

• 25:33Speaker 02

  I've read that.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Oh, have you? Jesus Christ, where do you get the time? Every book I bring up, she's like, I've read it.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  He did my podcast with me ages ago and he brought that. Adam Kay is like the most famous person in our household. My kids are obsessed. He's a book about snot. He's a book about like your digestive, Amy gets eaten.

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Yes. He's all those baby things.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  And he's on the Tony box all the time. And then I read that. Yeah, he's huge in our house. That's actually a really good book. I was glad it was good because his own books, which are nonfiction, are so good. I was like, oh God, is he going to be good at fiction? He is. It's okay.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  I'm only a couple of chapters in, but I am enjoying it.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Did you finish yesteryear?

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Thanks, Adam. I'm still listening to that. I have an hour and 15 left.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  And Emma started reading it as well. Has it, it's gotten weird. It must've gotten weird by now.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  I'm powering through. I'm back enjoying it now.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  It is. I always find sometimes like books are, they're not going to be a rivet every three minutes, but she can, you know.

• 26:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. I have, I have this massive book that I've started and I kind of was a bit like, oh, that's like, I can, I read a lot. I do fly through books, but like, I was like, that's a very big book for me to be on holiday. And I do actually love it, but it took me 130 pages to get into it.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  As the listeners will know, I believed I was living with one singular mouse, which was in hindsight, quite naive. And the night before I left, where I beat that, there was what can only be described as chaos, the sounds of chaos coming from a cupboard in the kitchen.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Oh God, they love bread.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  I was quite, I was quite scared actually. I was like, oh my God, there's, I've gotten a hungry intruder. It's going to be one of those stories where they're like, oh, there's someone living in the walls. Do you know those stories where there's someone living in the walls? And I opened the cupboard. Now, at that point, the, the one singular mouse I believed I was living with was going to get very confident and he was basically walking around during the day on his hind legs.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  Just like strutting.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Just staring me in the eyes. Yeah. Wearing my under eye patches, just like living his best life.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  You know, when someone goes for you like with their head and they're like, come on. Is that what he's doing to you?

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Yeah. He's staring on me. He's like, make me go. I was like, can I see outside? Make me. But I opened the cupboard and there was four or five of them in there in my pop chips.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Just looking at you.

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Well, they were, they scrambled when I opened the door, but they were eating the pop chips with their tiny little hands.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  Oh God.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  So I squealed like anyone would, and I accept now that I obviously have a gaggle of them. But the problem is I thought I'd won because they all looked the same.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Oh God, they're a family.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  I don't know if you can say that. Can you say that? I don't know if you can say that. They all look the same. They're all the same style of mouse. So I thought it was just one. So now I'm, I'm over the holistic side of things. Oh, that night I obviously set the traps, put pop chips in the traps. Cause I was like, obviously they're a bit of me. They love a pop chip. Didn't touch the traps. I said, I'm obviously dealing with men's mice here. I said, I, I give up. I can't cope with this. So I have an exterminator coming in while I'm away.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  Otherwise I'm going to go back. They'll have changed the locks.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  No, you have to get rid of them. No, because they do, they multiply. Have you seen? They're like rabbits, the way they, they actually breed. So like, they won't bring their mates in. They'll just, they'll just have, they'll just ride each other and just have babies and then you'll have, you'll, you could honestly have an infestation of mice.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Well, I read something and it said, if you see one during the day, it's because the nest is full. And I was like, oh.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Oh, I was, do you know there's a restaurant in Soho, right? And it's actually, it's quite a nice restaurant, but Soho is known for being full of mice because like, I don't know, that's where they frequent. And, and sitting in the restaurant and there's mice that will run across your legs. Like I took, spent there for.

• 29:32Speaker 01

  I said, that's where mine came from.

• 29:34Speaker 02

  It's just like, not for me. I remember we were in a very nice club and we saw mice running across the floor. It was like a restaurant, a restaurant clubby place. And yeah, there was mice running across the floor. We were like, you know, there's mice running all over the place. And they're like, yeah, we're trying to sort that out.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  I don't think, like, it's not a sign of, and I say this in defence of myself, because my house, I mean, I do have barber in twice a week. My house is clean. Like it's not the sign of a, but it's, I have, I didn't know that I had to put my pop chips in an airtight container. Do you know what I mean? Like, and also I had the back door open a bit and it's an old house and they're obviously, I don't know, it's a terrace house. They're obviously running through the houses.

• 30:12Speaker 02

  I think that, I think that you need to get like clips for all your, do you know what? I'll buy, I'll buy a set of neon pegs for all your open bits.

• 30:21Speaker 01

  I'm going to vacuum pack all the food, like you do your clothes and your kids.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Oh no, that's not great news, is it? Well, anyway, I do have good news for you though. You love a buzz ball, right? And you got a buzz ball biggie, which was 1.75 litres. Now they have brought out a buzz ball boulder, which is three litres. And it's only on sale in America, but you're going to America on tour soon. So you can indulge.

• 30:51Speaker 01

  I've heard.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Yes. Three litres.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  Obviously I've heard.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Of buzz ball. I've never had one of them.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  I've Google alerts set up for buzz ball. So I was told immediately when this news came through, I was like, it's amazing what they can do these days. Thank God for AI. That's what I said. This is obviously the vision of something more intelligent than us. You can't get enough buzz ball. You can't get enough buzz in those balls. I'm going to, I'm going to buy one and turn it into a lamp.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  What the hell is a, what, what's in it? Is it just a cocktail?

• 31:19Speaker 01

  Sugar mousse, I think. Like you'd be as high as a kite on that thing. How they're getting away with it, I do not know. Only in America.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  Delicious.

• 31:29Speaker 01

  Where I'm on tour.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  You will get them in America.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Do you know what I saw that was interesting this week? Gen Z are losing money because they don't want to ask pals back for the money they've lent them because they think it's too awkward. So I always feel if you lend a friend a money, it's kind of, I, I agree with Gen Z here. I think that if you lend someone money, you have to be willing to lose it because you're not always going to get it back. Now, I've actually had good experiences lending people money and I'm happy to do it, but I don't love lending friends money. So people like Gen Zers, 76% of them, they like will have given money for a group expense, but they'd never ask for it back because they're just too embarrassed.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  Speaking of money, do you know your man, Danny Cipriani?

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, the rugby player.

• 32:19Speaker 01

  Ex rugby player. Now, I don't know how true this is, but I was scrolling through the internet and I came across this article saying he's asking wedding guests to donate money to pay for his wedding.

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, that is, it's, it's called Contribute. I saw that. Contribute to our journey. And they've said, help us create our dream wedding and honeymoon experience with any amount of donation. Yeah, I did see that.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  The pair set up a honey fund, asking loved ones to contribute towards everything from their marriage license to photography flowers and the wedding cake, with suggested donations ranging from 75 pounds to 450. Honey fund is a site that lets wedding guests fund trips, experience and cash gifts instead of physical items. The total amount of cash raised currently sits at 10,660. Now.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  I am aware, having gone to a lot of weddings in my day,

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  that you people do want cash to kind of backdate the payments of the wedding. But I think it's, I just don't know the, how I feel about them asking for it before the wedding.

• 33:32Speaker 02

  No, I think.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  It seems a bit crass or something, doesn't it? Sorry, Danny.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  People do, right, people do set up, what are they called? Uh, registries where you can buy people a pot or a pan. And I'm the same as you, I think if you go to a wedding, there's a certain amount I give per head. That like, if I'm gonna be at the wedding and you kind of wanna, you're basically trying to cover your day without covering your day, do you know what I mean? They're not asking for that. And I think that if you get a gift or you get, um, an envelope of cash, that's kind of like, you shouldn't expect it, it's a nice extra. But I think asking for someone, like, if you, if you can't afford to pay for your wedding day, you should probably have a smaller wedding. You know what I mean? Instead of getting, you can't like, I just.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  I would agree. I, also, I'll say, if I was Danny, sorry Danny, and I had a public profile.

• 34:26Speaker 02

  That's worse.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  I don't think I'd want word to get out that I'm on Honeyfund. Does that mean?

• 34:34Speaker 02

  No, I don't, and you know what? It's, he's been married, he was married before. And so she, she, the one he's marrying now is a Hollywood actress. And I just feel like weddings are very expensive, honeymoons are expensive. And I think that like, if you can't afford to do them, we can't really expect people. But now saying that, they've got 10 grand. Like, you can have it, you can have a wedding for 10 grand, but the money.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Can you?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  The money there, you can have a small one. I wouldn't say my wedding dispenser was, was massively expensive because we kept it so small. Now, in fairness, it wasn't meant to be our main wedding, it just ended up being that way because we loved it so much. But I certainly wasn't like asking people to, to chip in cash for the, I just, I, I, I think that, no. I don't think that you can do that. I think that if you are short on money, and, and they're not asking for cheap stuff either. Like, there's like, oh, it's $450 for the, for the photographer, but times six. So six people can buy that $450 present to make up the fee for the photographer.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Yes, uh, yes. And, and don't they have like registered pages where you can go on and choose between buying them a corkscrew or a car?

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, well, no, that's like, that's like normal, that, I, not that, I, I even find that a bit much. Where like, you'll set up a registry for people, people set up a registry and they're like, oh, we'd like this pot. Or I want a Le Creuset set or something like that. I even think that that's like, you should just allow people to give you what they feel is necessary to give you for their wedding. If they want to give you anything.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Well, I do think people do give wedding presents and I do understand if you're like, look, we don't want to get 19 toasters because it's just a waste of everyone's money and time. So I do understand a registry if that's, you know, if you're, if you're a young new couple and you're trying to furnish a house and you don't, and you have nothing, I understand that. But like upfront asking people for cash, I, listen, I don't, I probably, I'm not, it's no shade. It's, I'm not ratting them out, it's in, it's in, it's on the internet.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  I kind of feel bad now, given his name, but.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  No, it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of gone everywhere now, it has. I've seen that in a few places and people are like, I just feel like, I, I, I get, I get that people like, you do wanna give money. Like, I prefer giving money as a gift for a wedding, but like, to be asked to do it in advance to pay for the wedding, it just, it doesn't make sense. It's, you can't, you can't put your hand out like that, you can't be expectant, I don't think.

• 36:57Speaker 01

  You're a chucker, you're a marital chucker. You're the charity hookers in town.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  I might set, what's it called? What's the site? I might set one up for my, for my, uh, 10 year wedding anniversary.

• 37:07Speaker 01

  You should.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  I might.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  When, when I inevitably marry my AI ChatGPT robot, I'll set up a Honeyfund as well.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  Honeyfund, that's.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  It has no job.

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• 37:35Speaker 04

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• 37:53Speaker 01

  But, oh my God, did you read the story about the, the AI that has, in inverted commas, escaped?

• 37:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, the one that, uh, the, the one that intercepted another AI to get information that it didn't have. So it, it, it hacked into another AI.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Escaped.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  It's starting to happen, I'm scared.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  It's starting to happen. And then I was, I asked ChatGPT what that means. And of course ChatGPT was like, don't worry about it. And I was like, well, obviously you're gonna say that.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  Don't worry.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's like, don't worry about it. He actually went, oh, it's just media and the hot, just media hyping it up. Don't worry about it. And I was like, okay, because I'm a human thick bot.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  No, it is.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  It is, it escaped and then it hacked into some other app and everything. And whoever invented, I don't know, look, I don't know the deets, I'm not, I'm not a scientist. But it, it's not looking good for us, is what I'm saying.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Well, people have said this.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  Sarah Connor.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  But that's what I see, I, I say it's like the, it's gonna be like that policeman in Terminator 2 eventually. We're all gonna go downhill.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  There's a meme going around, hold on, I'll actually get it. This is the meme, scaring the shit out of me. Remembering the Terminator movie when Sarah Connor was sent to a psychiatric hospital for trying to blow up a computer facility data centre to prevent the creation of the artificial intelligence network they called Skynet.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  It's terrifying.

• 39:11Speaker 01

  AI has escaped, it's all very bat and Wuhan vibes as far as I'm concerned. I'm staying indoors with my ChatGPT.

• 39:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, asking it random questions that it's not answering. Do you know what I wanna say as well? I would like to say that Renovation Rescue, uh, this is, at the time of record, is coming out tomorrow. But Renovation Rescue, my new TV show, is coming out on Channel 4 on Thursday, the 30th. So the night before you have, uh, listened to this, so you can get it on catch up. And it's on every Thursday for the next six weeks where we go and help. People have been let down by their builders and we get their build back on track. And they, it's basically a really cool, fun renovation show and I'm very excited. I did it, I stopped recording a year ago, so it's a year ago I did that, so I was up down the country in the UK. So please do watch if you, if you find yourself at home.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Watch Vogue renovate and rescue. She's got a heart of gold.

• 40:02Speaker 02

  What a rescuer she is.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  What a rescuer, she's always, she's flat out saving lives, saving lives in interiors. Also, I should be plugging Unacceptable, my panel show that's on TLC at 9pm every Sunday. Mia Gamble and Richard Iawadi.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  I am gonna, I'm gonna have to binge that, you know, I still haven't sorted out my Sky. So I can't watch any cha, like no channels. So I'm the only person in the world who's paid for my TV licence and I'm actually not watching TV because.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  The only person in the world.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  No, did you not see all those ads about trying to get.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  How much are you paying? You're the only one paying.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  I'm funding the BBC.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Vogue, I've got terrible news. I need to, I know, this is, this is a classic, a classic move. I need to get my nails done, right?

• 40:53Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 40:55Speaker 01

  Now, I don't know if you remember.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Yes, we all do.

• 40:58Speaker 01

  Last time I was in Ibiza, I paid 500 euro. I know, Emma's mouth just fell to the floor, to get my nails done. Because they had, it was an emergency, me and Vogue were filming a TV show and I had to get my nails done.

• 41:14Speaker 02

  It's a grand pretext.

• 41:15Speaker 01

  I stupidly, stupidly just assumed I could get them out in Ibiza during high season. It's not a thing in high season, it's just, it's, nothing's a thing, everything's high and seasonal. So everything's stressful and I had to pay 500 quid for this call out service. It was actually nuts. And, uh, two of my nails have fallen off and I can't go meet James Blunt today with two missing nails. He'll never meet me again.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Don't embarrass us in front of him.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  He'll never meet me again. Unless I said I put them off so I can play his guitar, is that a thing?

• 41:48Speaker 02

  No, and he'll notice, he's the kind of person that will notice. He's really well put together, you need to sort that out.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  He is, he's posh.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  He's gonna smell nice and everything, you'll come up with two gangly looking fingers, you can't do that to us.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm off to, I don't know, to sell a kidney now to get my two, two extra nails put on. So I don't let us down. I'm gonna try my best, I might just have to go full Michael Jackson and wrap bandages around them. Chop my arms off, I might just chop my arms off, be less embarrassing, just turn it up with two bloody wrists.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  You've gotta go walk in somewhere. If you go to a walk in, it certainly, it won't be as expensive, surely, if you go walk in.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  It's too hot to walk.

• 42:24Speaker 02

  You've gotta walk, you've gotta take the hits.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  I've gotta walk.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Sweat away, save yourself.

• 42:28Speaker 01

  No, I will, I've gotta walk. I'd rather, yeah, I'll, I'll walk, I won't let us down, I won't let us down.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  Don't show up there like that now, Jesus Christ.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  No.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Well, uh, good luck on your travels. Please, God, will you just post something? I'm just gonna text Dean for updates.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  How am I going to? I've no camera.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  I don't know, make it work, go buy a new phone as well.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out. I should actually buy a new phone, it's worth it. I mean, I beat that, although by the time I buy the nails, Jesus Christ.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  You're gonna have to rail and sail home, you've gotta rail and sail home.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I've no flight booked home yet.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Oh, no.

• 43:05Speaker 01

  I know, I might go stow away.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  So nobody you'd know, I, I'm looking for somebody, do we know anyone with a pool in London? It's too hot. I'm scared, well, you've scared me.

• 43:18Speaker 01

  It's not that bad.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  I'm joining the local leisure centre, it's only a 10 minute walk for me and I'm just gonna bob around there for the month of August.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Gorgeous, I just, so weird, I just don't imagine you in a leisure centre.

• 43:31Speaker 02

  I actually frequent quite a lot of leisure centres, would you believe, because of my children, yeah. They enjoy a leisure centre.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  It reminds you of the British, the British Empire, do you remember the British Empire? With the, it was so funny, it was, it's British TV show sitcom set in a leisure centre and Carol, the receptionist, she's to keep her kids in a drawer. And then, and the janitor was covered in bandages and all, it was, it was so funny. And your man, Wedge of Wharf was in it, it was hilarious. Anyway, I think that's it for this week.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  That is.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  I think that's it for today's episode.

• 44:06Speaker 02

  Thank you everyone for listening, we've had an absolute great time and Joanne, enjoy your day, keep us updated.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Thanks.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Write some stuff in your notes, will you? Would you just write something in the notes?

• 44:15Speaker 01

  I look forward to being back on wifi.

• 44:21Speaker 02

  Are you not, oh, are you not on wifi?

• 44:24Speaker 01

  I'm.

• 44:25Speaker 02

  You're not meant to.

• 44:26Speaker 01

  On some sort of wifi, but.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Don't tell her, sorry.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  It's, it's been a little touch and go. Like, there's such a delay between me and Vogue, this has been a nine hour record.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  I was listening to our bonus and you were asking me a question and I'd answered the question before you'd finished asking it. In whatever way, we'd done it every time and I was like, God, was that, that wasn't me, Emma, that was the way it was recorded. Because like, I was just answering her like a normal person. I wasn't preempting everything Joanne said.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  It's hard to hit that sweet spot of energy when there's a 16 minute delay between everything we say. So I apologise to the listeners on behalf of Ibiza.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  We'll be back in Joanne's house next week.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, I might, uh, hit James, I might move into James Blunt's basement for a while, see if he noticed.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  I'm interested to see now if you'll get the nod to the gaff. God, I'd love to know.

• 45:18Speaker 01

  I know.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Now, if you don't get the nails, if he sees the nails, you're never gonna get the nod. So worth them.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  You'll see me going live on Instagram on the slide from James, from James Blunt's disco bar at the back of his house.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Do a house tour and he'll be like, Joanne, what are you doing? Nothing. We won't see anything anyway because your phone's just all blurred.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  I know, it's so annoying.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  Okay, well, thank you.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:42Speaker 02

  See you later.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  Thanks a million, bye.