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Vogue has stories from Wimbledon and she might have to stop being seen in public with Spencer... Meanwhile, Joanne has watched the Katie Price doc and she has thoughts. Plus, a heist for the wellbeing age and the uses for activated charcoal...? My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  Although I do think that like she's been with people that haven't been that kind to her. I don't think that she's been that kind to them either.

• 0:10Speaker 01

  I think she was so devastated by the breakup with Peter Andre that she was kind of lashing out from there on in.

• 0:16Speaker 00

  I was like, oh, I was behind her. And you know when you're like, oh, viral.

• 0:22Speaker 01

  Oh my God, you know how lucky you are. Like, do you know what it's been like for me?

• 0:34Speaker 00

  I haven't told you about Wimbledon.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Tell me.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  Oh, well, I went to Wimbledon.

• 0:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Okay, we understand your meaning.

• 0:46Speaker 00

  Because I just, I just couldn't believe what happened to me at Wimbledon.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Why?

• 0:53Speaker 00

  It was absolutely boiling, boiling, boiling. It was really hot and I had chosen that gorgeous Serena boot, two pieces, this blue set. It's like a tracksuit, but it had a jacket and everything. And I was like, I don't care. I really want to wear it. I'll be fine, I'll be fine, it'll be fine. Anyway, we went and we watched, we were watching the women's semis. And I had literally got there was probably, there was one game left in the whole thing. And I was like, all of a sudden, like the heat overtook me and I was like, we have to go, we have to go. Cause you know, the way they let you out at certain times. It's the last game. I was like, no, no, I was like, I have to go. I was like, I'm gonna faint. It was so hot. I was like, I'm going to faint. So I stood up and I went out and I went into the toilet because I was like, right, I put water on my hands and my wrists and stuff.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  Looked like I'd pissed my pants. I had sweat.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Yeah.

• 1:46Speaker 00

  Under the stomach crease, sweat all on the back of my legs, sweat. I had to stand at the, I was like, I can't leave now. I have to like, I have to stand under the hand dryer and open my trousers. I had the hand dryer dry it and I was like, oh my God, I can't believe this is. And I stood up in front of God knows how many people and like, it was unmissable. It looked like I had pissed my pants, but it was sweat.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  I feel you, sister. Firstly, it's shocking that you need to be 12 months pregnant to start sweating. Welcome to the gang. I did a radio interview recently. I was in with Ramesh Rankanathan on one of the BBC. I thought it was BBC One, turns out it was BBC Two. Anyway, that's besides the point. And I sat down, I was doing promo for Unacceptable.

• 2:34Speaker 00

  She wouldn't have done it. She wouldn't have done it if it was BBC Two.

• 2:36Speaker 01

  Of course not. No, I thought it was BBC One, it was BBC Two.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:41Speaker 01

  They're all the bloody same.

• 2:43Speaker 00

  They are.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  And I sat down to do the interview and when I stood up like that, my thighs, like it was like pulling Velcro apart. And I was too very visible. Again, it looked like I'd also urinated myself just at the desk. And I just had to pass it off. Someone wrote underneath the poster photo, they're like, what, is that wine on your skirt? You can see it so clearly. Yeah, I know, yeah.

• 3:06Speaker 00

  I was, I was okay after 15.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  It's a big size sweat.

• 3:10Speaker 00

  But I am under my stomach sweat as well. So it's right at the crotch. So it's like crotch and the whole back legs of the trousers. And like, obviously if you did wet yourself and you're a woman, like it would be the back of your trousers. And 15 minutes, 15 minutes it took me to dry off.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  And I can, I know Serena Booty, it's a lovely kind of silky, silky material. So it's really going to take that urine right in. Yeah.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  Well, it wasn't ur, it was not urine.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.

• 3:38Speaker 00

  Honestly, I will never ever look at a sweaty person and say, ew, because I know what it's like now.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  Well, yeah. Oh my God, you know how lucky you are. Like, do you know what it's been like for me?

• 3:55Speaker 00

  I do, I do now.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Yes, thank you.

• 3:58Speaker 00

  That time in Ibiza, I'm sorry you went through that.

• 4:01Speaker 01

  Thank you, I know.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  And with the tan, I can only imagine the pain and torture.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  We did an anxious preoccupied shoot in my house yesterday and like, obviously we're also trying to get Christmas content and stuff. Like, I'm in like big Toulai coats and stuff. And I was like, honestly, like God loved them. They had like fans on me from all sides. It is, I don't know how to explain it. Like, I don't know how I'm going to cope. I'm not ready for the world as it stands at the moment. I'm just not ready. And they're like, don't get aircon, it's bad for the environment. I was like, I can't live like this. I'm just wet all the time.

• 4:37Speaker 00

  Who said, don't get aircon, it's bad for the environment? Come on.

• 4:39Speaker 01

  The news.

• 4:40Speaker 00

  Okay, well, I mean, sorry, it's like, I actually watched that on BBC and I just thought, you are running low on stories here, BBC. That's like telling people, don't get heating, it's bad for the environment. If you need it, you need it. Like.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I kind of, yeah, I know. I think at this stage, it's like, we've got to survive whatever's happening here, you know. I think we've got to survive. I mean, I don't see, I'm a bit hopeless with the whole thing as a stance.

• 5:05Speaker 00

  I only live in one room in my house now because there's only one room that has aircon.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  The fridge.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  That's right. No, upstairs in my bedroom. Come and sleep over, you're welcome. I'll take everybody in. It's glorious up there. It's the only place to survive.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I just don't like, I'm like, I'm on chat GPT trying to figure out what the, what the future of the climate change situation is. And it's like, I'm just, we're all just adding, there's no stopping it now.

• 5:28Speaker 00

  Sorry, and if we're gonna have a, if we're gonna have a fight about aircon, can we talk to Dubai first, please? They have, they have a ski slope in the middle of the desert. Like, don't start coming at me because I can't handle the 33 degree heat in London. Get them first.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Listen, I hear you. I know. It's outrageous. Europe now, we're just, we're gonna have to, things are changing over here. We're bubbling, you know? And that's why the, that's why everyone's having such a shit time. It's like, we're just, it's not like there's not other countries that have heat like this. It's just, we're not equipped.

• 5:58Speaker 00

  No, and London is a city. It's like, there's massive buildings. There's nowhere for that.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  It's France.

• 6:03Speaker 00

  The heat stays in.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  It's a microclimate, whatever that means. I don't know. I've just heard that term bandied around. So I'm, I'm just saying it to everyone. Well, it hurts here, obviously, because it's a microclimate.

• 6:14Speaker 00

  And I hate whinging about it because then at an evening in London, I'm like, is this not just the best place ever? Like, walking around the gorgeous parks in London and it's like that lovely, nice temperature. If we could just have that during the day too, that'd be great, thanks.

• 6:27Speaker 01

  Speaking of El Nino, which is the official name of the heat wave.

• 6:33Speaker 00

  El Nino.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  El Nino. It's a.

• 6:35Speaker 00

  Does Nina not mean child?

• 6:37Speaker 01

  It's a weather phenomenon. It's a, it's a weather phenomenon, non, non, non, non. Yeah. Happens every couple of years. El Nino does mean child. It's like hot baby or something. It's called, you know, Mina.

• 6:49Speaker 00

  Did I tell you, did I tell you I was fluent in Spanish? I told you I was.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:54Speaker 00

  Fantast- fantasmagor.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 6:56Speaker 00

  Go on.

• 6:57Speaker 01

  Oh, congratulación.

• 7:02Speaker 00

  You're doing your, no, no.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  No, I have been very vocal about the pleasure that I have been getting out of the drying weather, right? Now, I have a woman who comes to the house to clean the house once a week called Barbara. And Barbara, up to this point, has seemed mentally well to me. I've had no flags, she seemed completely sane. I come into the house the other evening and I'm like, what is that noise? There's something banging around. And I was like, has the maids got a drum kit? What's happening? Is there someone living in the walls? I come down the stairs, won't you skip a few, Barbara is drying sheets in.

• 7:38Speaker 00

  No.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  The tumble dryer.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  Uh oh.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  While El Nino is baking the back of the garden. She has the tumble dryer on for sheets. I was like, this woman is insane. She needs to get sectioned. The tumble dryer. Do you know that I took a sheet out of the washing machine the other day and left it inside and it dried in the house?

• 8:07Speaker 00

  It's so hot. It will take, honestly, I only said spending, I was like, I have to wash all the sheets on Friday. It'll take down, we can do all the beds, it'll only take 15 minutes. It'll be dry in 15 minutes.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  And also, do you know what I've realised? That the obsession with the drying weather, it's a very Irish thing. Like, it's like, it's like an Irish pastime. It's up there with slagging off Conor McGregor and pretending you read Ulysses. And you know the comedian, Kyla Cobbler? Fantastic Irish comedian. She was on to me the other day. She was like, so she did a video about drying weather and someone, I'm assuming a non-Irish person, was like, oh, you've stolen this material of John McNally. And I was like, oh no. I was like, oh dear, dear non-Irish person. I certainly did not invent drying weather.

• 8:53Speaker 00

  This great drying aid.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  It's a national pastime, we're obsessed with it. Anyway, when I saw Barbara with the tumble dryer on, I was like, my god.

• 9:02Speaker 00

  And the heat in the house, Jesus.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  I was like, I can't trust the Brazilians. I said, no wonder Christ the Redeemer has his arms out like this, he's in shock at all these Brazilians using tumble dryers in 90 degree heat.

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Joanne, you've got some, you've got some army behind you, honestly, because had I dare step into a jumpsuit, people are like, oh, Joanne, that's Joanne's thing. And I'm like, oh my God, can we remember that Joanne took my jumpsuit on tour?

• 9:31Speaker 01

  It was, it was.

• 9:33Speaker 00

  If I dare go out in a jumpsuit, they're, oh yeah, just copying Joanne, are you? I'm like, yeah, I am, yeah.

• 9:39Speaker 01

  Well, I did, in fairness, I did wear ones for a solid two, 2.5 years, pretty much. It was, it was quite the uniform at the time.

• 9:47Speaker 00

  I did copy you yesterday on, I saw you're doing your anxious preoccupied suit. Karina found me that jacket you're wearing and I bought it in two colors. It was so nice. So, well done.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  What jacket?

• 9:56Speaker 00

  That Adidas one. I was like, oh.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Oh, it's a dress.

• 10:00Speaker 00

  Oh God, it would be a jacket on me and I bought two colors, half price, 50% off. So, bargain.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Oh, stunning. And I had this Wimbledon, kind of, not Wimbledon, this white gorgeous.

• 10:12Speaker 00

  That's the one I bought.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I was just saying to the listeners who haven't seen it, it would have been.

• 10:17Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, sorry, I forget that.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Yeah. I forget this is not for my benefit. Us catching up.

• 10:23Speaker 00

  It was so gorgeous. I just couldn't believe that no one saw us. Like I saw it and I was like, oh my God, send me the link, Joanne and McInflimser.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I didn't have a link because it was the stylist Catherine Moore, yeah, brought it over. But it was, it would have been perfect for Wimbledon. Adidas needs to start telling us what they're up to.

• 10:40Speaker 00

  I know, because you don't really, yeah, you don't go on to Adidas looking for, for items like that. You just, they just come across. But then again, look at Naomi Osaka, who goes, well, she didn't, she didn't do very well. Anyway, she did well in the fashion strikes in Wimbledon and she comes out in some amazing like Nike and Adidas gear. But tennis gear is the way forward. I have so many cool tennis outfits. I just need to start playing tennis.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  I think there's a lot of tennis players pissed off because they're like, this is supposed to be about the sport and not about the fashion.

• 11:10Speaker 00

  Ah, come on.

• 11:11Speaker 01

  Which I can kind of, do you know what though? I can kind of understand it in a way because if you're, if, if, if the person you're playing, if you're not into fashion, you're a very serious tennis player and the person you're playing is kind of coming out and really, you know, going high fashion Met Gala tennis gear and they're getting so much press over it. I can see why the serious tennis player with no fashion sense would be annoyed.

• 11:35Speaker 00

  Get a stylist and stop waging about it. I love seeing a bit of fashion on the tennis court. Same with the golf, the golf course. Like some people wear really cool, well, I mean. I can't think of any offhand, but some people.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, who?

• 11:48Speaker 00

  Do you think of any golf people? Mike Tindall, Mike Tindall sometimes wears fun golf gear. I've seen him wearing mad stuff.

• 11:59Speaker 00

  So we're walking into Wimbledon, you know, the way there's like, there's paps and there's people like with microphones on sticks and they're kind of shoving it in your face.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Well, no, but yeah.

• 12:12Speaker 00

  But Svenny and I were walking in anyway and there was a man with a microphone, obviously he was doing bits and bobs for it. And he completely ignored me, by the way, and I knew who this fellow was. But he went up to Svenny, he was like, oh, how do you think Arthur Ferry is going to do? And Arthur Ferry was just like, he kind of came out of nowhere, this English player, young fellow. And he'd managed to get himself at that stage to the semifinals. But like, he literally had come out of nowhere within three days. So like, unless you're like keeping a proper eye on the tennis, you're not going to know who he is. And your mom was like, how are you gonna, how are you getting on with, with Arthur Ferry? Are you really excited to see him play? And Svenny was like, sorry mate, I don't know who you're talking about. And I was like, oh, I was behind him. And you know, when you're like, oh, viral. I tried to start, I started walking really slowly behind him, trying to let them move forward.

• 12:56Speaker 00

  I was like, you cop shit. Even I knew who that was.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Really?

• 13:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. And then it went everywhere. It's like, who's giving these plebs tickets to Wimbledon? It's like, this guy like is up and coming. It's not like he's like a Djokovic or something like that. Like, he's just come in, but it was real, like, you know, when you see it and you're like, uh-oh. It's like when he was asked for gardening tips at, at the flower show and he was like, hire a gardener. I was like, oh, I can't go out with you anymore.

• 13:25Speaker 01

  He needs a muzzle or a publicist with him at all times. Yeah. No comment. That's what he should be saying. No comment.

• 13:32Speaker 00

  Just never say it.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  There's so much politics around the Wimbledon access and the tickets and the ballots moment. I kind of get it. Did I tell you that I got, when we got out of Wimbledon, there was obviously no taxis to be had. My feet were killing me because I was wearing heels, which I'm not like accustomed to. And they ended up getting me and Sophie, who came with me, we ended up getting a musical tuk tuk home, you know? That was.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  It's not that far to your house from Wimbledon, actually.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  It's not actually, because I'm in Clapping, which is also South West London, which isn't that far. But you know what?

• 14:04Speaker 00

  I wasn't sure if she'd want to stay Clapping after the whole Lady Lambeth.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Well, I am Lady Lambeth now, I mean, we've established that. But you know the musical Tuk Tuk's, if anyone doesn't know. They're like, no one goes near them when they're sober, because they cost about a grand a meter. And like, they're banging out music really loudly and they've got like glitter coming out the back and they've got fur on them and everything.

• 14:26Speaker 00

  They're fabulous.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  They're hen party vibes. But anyway, me and Sophie, not a care in the world, hailed one down. Beep beep, off we went up the road. And he wouldn't bring us all the way home. So usually what happens is you're screaming at them to let you out because you're terrified of what they're gonna... But obviously we'd so much drink on board at that stage and we couldn't walk in our shoes. So he was like, this is as far as I'm going. And we were like, no, bring us all the way. We're like, we'll pay, we'll pay. And he's like, this is as far as I'm going. He only took us like halfway up the road and then he like kicked us out. Two of us had a ball.

• 14:57Speaker 00

  Stop.

• 14:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was the most dignified exit.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  How much you paid him? How much was he? And how far did he actually take you?

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Do you think I fucking remember how much we paid him?

• 15:06Speaker 00

  I'll tell you what, I once made the mistake of getting one years ago and it was 75 quid. Honestly, for about, I was, I was in it for about eight minutes. Yeah.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  You always see the tourists in town, there's always stories about the tourists in town, like, kind of crying because they were after being demand, demanded this like insane fee for to be taken up the road. So God only knows, I wouldn't have the heart to check, to be honest. It was like just riding off and vomiting your life.

• 15:31Speaker 00

  Tuk Tuk's in Thailand are like a fiver, they're great.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, these ones are definitely, I mean, they're, they're kind of a con, really. Well, they're not a con, that's too strong, but anyway, that's how I left Wimbledon.

• 15:42Speaker 00

  Um, I might be going to Ibiza.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's the crack?

• 15:48Speaker 00

  I might be going to see, well, Joanne's gonna try and get me hooked up for tickets. If I'm going to Carl Cox.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 00

  In Ibiza. Now, I'm going for a diff- it's for a job for something else. And but I might be going for two days, me and Amber. And I said, if I fall asleep on the plane, and then I I sleep till like, maybe 10 o'clock at night, then I could wake up, go see Carl Cox for like, two hours. Obviously, I'm not gonna stay till 2:00 in the morning, and then go home, and then my life will be made.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  It's a shame our paths won't cross.

• 16:16Speaker 00

  I know. And I thought, I thought two of our other friends are there this weekend, and they're not.

• 16:20Speaker 01

  It's a shame our paths won't cross. Well, you can warm Carl up for me, which sounds weirdly sexual, but you know what I mean?

• 16:28Speaker 00

  I think Carl's pretty warmed up. Loads of people have been mailing me about him, saying that he's absolutely amazing and a biffo.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard he's fab.

• 16:36Speaker 00

  It will save me a trip to Wilderness as well. I was thinking, but yeah, I might be doing that this weekend. How bloody exciting.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  How exciting.

• 16:42Speaker 00

  I know. And I get to lie in and know.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  Tualepa.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  Leaping all around the place.

• 16:49Speaker 00

  It's a working trip. Okay.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Have the baby there, and then it has an Ibiza password, and then we can all live there.

• 16:55Speaker 00

  I don't like Ibiza as much as other people. It's a bit, it's a bit loud for me. I like coming down here where it's kind of quiet. But I did bump into a man in the supermarket. He was like, my wife listens to your podcast. And I was like, he was Irish, and he was like, isn't this place, this place is a bit different. And I was like, I was thinking in my head, how the fuck have you found out about us?

• 17:14Speaker 01

  How what?

• 17:15Speaker 00

  How have you found out about it? No one comes here. It's empty. And you know, when people start coming, you're like, uh-oh.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're like, they're ruined the crack.

• 17:24Speaker 00

  It's gonna start getting, yeah, there I go again. As I come over to visit, I don't want anyone else to visit.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  Two immigrants giving out about the tourist industry. Yeah, I know. I know. Like, the absolute audacity of it.

• 17:39Speaker 00

  It's terrible. But that's what I thought. I was like, oh, no, they're on to us.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  I watched, like almost everyone I know, the Katie Price documentary on Now TV.

• 17:53Speaker 00

  Oh my god, I actually have now TV, you made me sign up for heated rivalry.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  So I can watch it, okay.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, there you go. And I have to say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. And I didn't, it's not like I have to say, it's not like I thought I wasn't going to enjoy it, but I really enjoyed it. I don't know what I was expecting, it was way meatier than I thought. Kind of forgot. She's lived a very full life. Dane Bowers was in it, Gareth Gates was in it, your man Alex was in it.

• 18:21Speaker 00

  What did your man Alex say?

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, Katie has, you know, a sketchy past with men, as we know. And maybe currently, as we know. And so she's talking about that, like, a lot of them, but a lot of them, Peter did not feature. But we kind of guessed that he wouldn't, Peter's very much kind of cut ties there, I think. I mean, I think they both say that they'd parent Adam, could be in all that jazz, but like, he's not interested in kind of being involved. But it did show, do you remember they had a reality TV show? Now spoilers, spoilers, if anyone is planning on listening to it. So the Gareth Gates thing, so do you remember, so I'd forgotten about this. Do you remember Gareth Gates thought that she leaked the story about them having their affair?

• 19:06Speaker 00

  Oh, did they, did she not?

• 19:09Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna say, but I'm just gonna say that all came out in the wash whether she did or she didn't.

• 19:14Speaker 00

  But she was talking about how she took his virginity, which I thought was a bit unfair.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, so what happened was, they, it got out that they were together and he denied it. Now, they were, it was more than just a hookup, they had, like, they were like, you know, there was love there and stuff. And then he, his managers told him to deny it, and then she was very hurt by that. And that's why she kind of slapped back. And then, so they kind of get to the bottom of that during the documentary, which was really good. The Dane Bowers relationship, the Alex relationship, her going back into the jungle, the Peter relationship. It's a, it's a, it's a good watch, it's a juicy doc. I enjoyed it. I will say, she's, Vogue's not sold.

• 19:51Speaker 00

  She had, well no, she's had a juicy life, I just wonder what, I'd be interested, I'd be interested to see what like... Alex and stuff said because I do, although I do think that like she's been with people that haven't been that kind to her, I don't think that she's been that kind to them either. I think that like you can, like, I don't, I don't love the idea of tearing people down publicly for like books or for, for different reasons like that, because I just think, I, I personally just wouldn't do it.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  But I'd be interested to watch her do it.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, there you go. Yeah.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  Well, I don't, I genuinely don't know what I would. I would watch it to see what they had to say for themselves because they never really had a chance to have their side. So I actually think that that's very interesting that they got to have their side. And also Louis Theroux produced it and he's amazing. Like everything he does is amazing.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  I did feel, Alex, I did feel sorry for actually, she doesn't speak that kindly of him and he does talk about how she kind of used his like cross dressing as, you know, headlines and everything. But I think at that stage, I think she was so devastated by the breakup with Peter Andre that she was kind of lashing out from there on in. She says like a lot of her life then was trying to kind of recreate what she had with him. But then it shows snippets from their reality TV show and it is toxic AF.

• 21:05Speaker 00

  He doesn't come across well on that.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  He doesn't come across well at all. He doesn't.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  I've seen all those clips online before now this, this show came out. I saw them. There was like, there was like, there was a few months of, of him just being dragged under and like, when you see some of the stuff, it's like, whoa. But also didn't her kids, didn't her kids say that like, she just wasn't around for them as well? And that, that was really sad to watch that because obviously like, she didn't really realise that and, and that's how they felt. But I thought like, when I saw that, I was like, God, she's really like letting everybody say everything.

• 21:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. She's, there was a lot of, in fairness to her, like, you know, we're, no one's perfect, but she owns up to a lot of the stuff. She's like, I have a lot of regrets. I shouldn't have done this. I shouldn't have done that. There's a lot of accountability taken. She feels very honest, very straight up. She obviously had lots of addiction issues, which she talks about and she's clean now. Michelle Heaton is in it. And she talks about how Katie, she talks somewhere, she talks somewhere else actually about how Katie got her off the biz. I, I just think she comes, I think she comes across really well and very honest. And you know what the reason I wanted to bring it up on the podcast was, we gave her husband so much chat that it felt fair, only fair to give her some chat considering she's actually out there doing interesting things.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, I just find it a shame that it doesn't seem that she has learnt from things that happened in her past because of what's currently going on.

• 22:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think her family are, her family are hella confused. Her family come across really well, actually. Her brother and her mum seem really sound and her father. I really liked it. I enjoyed it. It's a good watch. It's a little eye turner, as they'd say. Not page turner, eye turner.

• 22:49Speaker 00

  Well, I'm still on the World Cup. Come on, Spain, Spain is, uh, Spain is in the final. Everyone was convinced it was gonna be France, but I'm hoping for a Spain-England final because I'm in Spain.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  We're recording this on Wednesday, England play Argentina tonight, we don't know what's going on.

• 23:08Speaker 00

  Oh, I like. Yeah, I think a Spain-England final would be like, I'd be so chuffed with that. It would be really fun to have that here. And you know, it's lovely to, to, to like, for everybody at home. Like, imagine, Joanne, you have got to go to the pub on Saturday. Is it on Saturday, the final?

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Sunday. Is it? No, do you know what? I will definitely get on board for the final, for sure. That is something I will, that is a wagon I will jump on, definitely. I don't know if he's around.

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Everybody, I don't even think you need France to go to the pub. I think everyone's around. No, I think you can literally go on your own. It's the best day.

• 23:45Speaker 01

  Single woman Sunday on acid. Yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 00

  I just love all the stuff around it though, because you were, we were talking about that, um, Erling Haaland, who has gone up over 20 million followers. He plays for Norway. He, I mean, he can't have missed him. He's the Viking. Kind of looks like Amber. In a non-offensive way, he kind of looks like Amber. He does kind of look like Amber. And, and, and he was pictured going home with like this 40 grand Birkin and a... Yeah, and he was getting on the flight and one arm was like a 40 grand Birkin and then the other arm was the, was the Taxi Jeremy raccoon.

• 24:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, what was the crack with the raccoon?

• 24:23Speaker 00

  So the raccoon was, he had a raccoon in his, in his room, in his hotel, and he just kept talking to it and being like, hey mate, like, he's quite funny online on TikTok and stuff like that. And then obviously he ended up just taking it from the hotel and bringing it home. Wouldn't be my first thing that I'd consider stealing from a hotel, really, now.

• 24:39Speaker 01

  Oh, he stole us?

• 24:41Speaker 00

  Well, I don't know if he stole. I'm sure they gave it to him. I can't imagine a Taxi Jeremy raccoon would be... Are they not vermin in America? Are they not treated like rats or Joanne's friends? Joanne's friends.

• 24:54Speaker 01

  Mine's a mouse. Excuse you.

• 24:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know. I said rats or Joanne's friends. A little baby cute mouse. Did you catch any mice? No?

• 25:03Speaker 01

  No, I, I, he goes away. I think he's out visiting friends, but he always comes back. Because every time I think he's gone, he, he goes away the odd time, but he, he always comes back. Hear him rustling around down there. I've kind of forgotten to get cheese. I've lost interest. We just live together now. I'm just, I've just accepted us.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Are you Googling something, Joan?

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, important that we don't incriminate Erling Haaland. Apparently he purchased the raccoon via legitimate means.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  I say the hotel, we're thrilled to offload that.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Okay. I've heard of people stealing bathrobes, but raccoons? Okay. Well, like I say, I will for, I will get involved on Sunday. No matter who's involved in the final, I will go and watch them push their little ball around the field in their costumes. Just for the crack.

• 25:53Speaker 00

  I kind of don't want Argentina to win. They, I don't, I don't, they, they won last time. I don't feel like they should get it twice in a row. I think it's nice to share it.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  I got a, I was getting some hey girly texts during the week. Joan, do you know what a hey girly text is?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  No.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  It's the term for when someone's boyfriend is cheating on them and they get notified by another woman in their DMs. It's like, hey girly.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  So the text to the woman who's being cheated on is a hey girly text?

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Yes. So it's like a woman, you know, girl code has noticed that something's up. And so they're letting, they're like, hey girl, just letting you know, your boyfriend, blah, blah, blah. I got a hey girly text during the week. No. That the Nigerian footballer was.

• 26:43Speaker 01

  Shouldering, flirting with Cardi B at some fashion show in Paris.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  How could he do this?

• 26:51Speaker 00

  I do, I didn't want to bring it up. I knew you hadn't seen it, I wish you hadn't posted about it, but yeah, I saw it myself. And there was a couple of occasions as well.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  There was a couple of occasions and even I, watching from afar, could smell the sexual chemistry between the two of them. I was like, oh, this is on. He looked unbelievable, as did she. And she looked, she looked, she was like blushing and stuff. She looked giddy. She was kind of giggling.

• 27:20Speaker 00

  You know, that's the problem when someone's too hot though. Like this is the thing with him, like you just, you're so kind of self-conscious and like you'll turn into like you could be this really strong, confident person walking in and then you see him and you're like,

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:34Speaker 00

  Talk to me. And like, there's no way I'd eat a fucking mouthful of food around him. I would just be too embarrassed. I'd never go to the toilet. I would turn, I would not be, I would turn into a robot. I just, I wouldn't be able to live a comfortable life with a man like that. He's too, he's too much.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  He's too much. And then he was touching his hair, which is a big sign if a man fancies you, he touches his hair.

• 27:54Speaker 00

  Really?

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, Joe's never touched his hair once. That's how we know. He's no interest.

• 27:59Speaker 00

  Are you mad? He is always touching his hair.

• 28:01Speaker 01

  They touched their hair. He's obsessed with us. I was trying to get him to stop. This is me trying to get Joe to stop touching his hair. It's really distracting. It's like, we know what you're doing, Joe. Put your hands where we can see them. But then, man, they fixed their hair. I think it's like a little grooming thing, you know? So he was like, he was really touching, he was touching, he was rubbing his hair solid, solidly in front of Cardi B. So look, so basically, look, whatever, it's, but that won't last. That's, that's a flash in the pan.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  No, I'm sure I heard she was getting back with her fellow, so maybe they were just flirting. So there's still, there's still space for you.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  Yes, there's still space for me. There's still space for me.

• 28:34Speaker 00

  I saw, I saw.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  The man has 12 phones, so I'm sure there's still space for me.

• 28:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I 100% agree. You're gonna get him.

• 28:42Speaker 01

  I have faith. Did you see the story about that poor bastard who was sucked out of the Ryanair plane by his head while his wife held on to his feet and he was out in the sky for three minutes?

• 28:57Speaker 00

  Where are the pictures of that? Because do you remember that pilot went out the, went out the front window of the plane and the other two pilots were holding him on and he was basically, and he got loads of frostbite and everything and I think he broke his leg or something like that, but like he survived. Where were the pictures of the man who got sucked out of the Ryanair plane?

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Of course. We're like, if it's no, if there's no photos, it didn't happen. But I believe that this absolutely did happen.

• 29:22Speaker 00

  Where were they flying to?

• 29:24Speaker 01

  I think somewhere in Greece, they're Serbian, something, or somewhere around that part of the land. And, but do you remember, do you remember when the Air India flight? And do you remember the cell survivor was 11A and everyone was like, yeah, this is window seat, window seat. And now everyone's, after this story, it's very much, everyone's very much aisle focused once again. There's no way. Only because he had a seatbelt on him, he would have been sucked out.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  Oh my God. And he nearly was sucked out. She was holding him in. That's true love as well. Because if you, if you were having a fight with your fella or something, you'd be like, you're on your own there, pal.

• 30:00Speaker 01

  I know.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  See you later, Dorothy.

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Some wives will be like, the manifestation, I never thought would happen. I can't believe it. It's actually happened. He's gone out the window of the airplane. Mental. But yeah, she, she held on to him and her, she was like, if we die, if he dies, I die, we die together.

• 30:16Speaker 00

  I think when I found out Ryanair bought all the, the, the big planes off, the Boeings off, from, remember they all started just nose diving down and they like lost three Boeings and then supposedly they got fixed and Ryanair bought them all. I feel a bit uncomfortable.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Where's safe now? The cockpit? Are we all, do we all just go into the cockpit?

• 30:35Speaker 02

  No, because that one blew out as well, didn't it? The pipe got sucked out. So no, that's not.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  I enjoy air crash investigation, as you know, where I watch a lot of it. But even, even in the news now, there seems to be so many stories about planes falling apart and engineers not fixing them. And that, that's what happened to the Ryanair thing. A bit of the, a bit of the airplane cracked off, blew back and broke the window. Anyway, my plan now is to rail and sail to Ibiza.

• 31:00Speaker 01

  It's not, it's not, yeah, I'm gonna land into the port.

• 31:02Speaker 00

  Have you fully booked Ibiza? Is it happening? I can't wait to hear, oh, this is gonna be good.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  It's happening, but only for a couple of days and then I'm going to Barcelona.

• 31:11Speaker 00

  What are you doing in Barcelona?

• 31:12Speaker 01

  I'm going for a little jaunt, a little barka jaunt.

• 31:16Speaker 00

  A jauntie to maybe Sitges? I wanna go to Sitges.

• 31:19Speaker 01

  No, I don't know. I'm going to Barcelona.

• 31:22Speaker 00

  Barcelona. What happened the last time? Something happened the last time she went to Barcelona. Oh, she didn't like her hotel. They wouldn't give you food.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Yes, that was it. Yeah, yeah.

• 31:31Speaker 00

  So don't stay there.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. My lessons have been learnt.

• 31:36Speaker 00

  That's mad though about the Ryanair fellow. I wonder what they're gonna give him. Imagine they just give him loads of Ryanair flights, he'd be raging. Like, I'm not really sure I'm gonna fly you again, to be honest with you.

• 31:44Speaker 01

  I, there's a saying that I have never used before, but I'm gonna use it now. And I think it's the first time it's appropriate. New fear unlocked.

• 31:52Speaker 00

  I had the most exceptional travel day down here. We had to get up at like half four in the morning. And I was wrecked and the kid, like she usually was a bit sick, but the kids were in really good form. Just had time for breakfast in the airport, straight in the plane. And I took out my book to read it and I fell asleep against the window for two and a half. I woke up in Spain. That never happens to me.

• 32:12Speaker 01

  My wish for you is that you do get sucked out of the window on the way to Ibiza, but you are in your seatbelt, amber holds your legs, keeps you in, and then we get to talk about it on the podcast. So if there's an engineer listening, please find your flight information and maybe don't put the screw back, don't put the screw back on quite as tightly as it should be on.

• 32:28Speaker 00

  I don't think I'd currently fit out the window either, so it's more safe for me to go than for you to go.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Just the baby bump out in the wind and your arms and legs and head on the, on the inside of the window would be a great photo.

• 32:44Speaker 00

  I'll do it for the picture. Did you hear about those burglars that were? I have a couple of robbery stories that I really loved this week. There were three burglars and they were jailed for five years each because they stole a million pounds worth of monjaro from a hospital in St Albans.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  A million quid?

• 33:03Speaker 00

  A million quid's worth of Monjaro. They went in through an air conditioning duct as well. This all just seems so appropriate.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  I, I, I mean, it's the new Robin Hood. Garnet crystals and the money. It's, it's, given, taken from the rich and given to the bloated. I don't know. Well, like, I mean,

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Well, they can't. They haven't found it. So obviously, I don't know. I haven't like, is that's what drug dealers are selling now? Monjaro?

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Monjaro. And they, but they caught the three lads. They've been given five years, but they haven't found the Monjaro.

• 33:35Speaker 00

  No, because it's gone on to be sold on the streets. I'm sure on the streets. I sound like my mom.

• 33:41Speaker 01

  Every elder millennial with a hang up of an ED is on their way to St Albans now to get ready for the summer. It's disgusting.

• 33:47Speaker 00

  You know, in a beat that when I have heard that people get like menus for drugs.

• 33:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:54Speaker 00

  So, so you could, there's probably menus for like Monjaro and peptides and what's the other one called? A Zempec. They probably have all that. HGH, human, what's the other one?

• 34:07Speaker 01

  HRT, HRT.

• 34:08Speaker 00

  HRT, maybe. I don't know. Maybe that's on it too. That's what the drug dealers are selling now. They don't sell drugs anymore. They just sell things like that. Everyone's just gotten so into wellness that they're like.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  Creating pre-workout.

• 34:19Speaker 00

  A peptide.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  It is kind of funny though. Like, like it's, it's what they're like, they're basically, I mean, they're not burgers. They're like wellness philanthropists. It's just, it's just really funny what people want illegally now. Tanya, Skinny's back, baby. Skinny's back and it's on the streets. It's on the hard streets of St Albans. Also, just to say, I'm obviously joking, but like, you know, your, your, your beach body is your body as it is, et cetera. But I, you know, it is really funny though. There's Monjaro floating around. It is like, come on.

• 35:00Speaker 00

  Another robbery I had to talk about. So you know Nicola Sturgeon? She was the, she was basically like the Prime Minister of Scotland, wasn't she?

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 35:08Speaker 00

  Yes. Her husband was caught-

• 35:11Speaker 02

  First minister.

• 35:12Speaker 00

  The first minister of Scotland. Um, her husband was caught embezzling, basically stealing money and putting it on expenses. Now he was caught because eventually what he did was he bought nineteen thousand pounds worth of Mont Blanc pens. Now-

• 35:26Speaker 01

  What?

• 35:30Speaker 00

  Wait a shit. Some of the shit. That's what got him caught. It was only when the Mont Blanc pens and someone was like, hang on a second, he's expensing nineteen thousand pounds worth of pens. Now she hasn't, she's not going to prison. She hasn't had anything to do with it. She didn't know any of this. But no, I mean, he did buy a motorhome at one point as well, which was a hundred and twenty-five grand. He bought Le Creuset pots and pans that were part of it.

• 35:56Speaker 01

  He's the husband now. You'd be like, you'd let him out the window of the plane, wouldn't you? I'd say Nicola, after the nineteen grand of the Mont Blanc pens, Mount Blanc, blank, Mount Blanc, what are they called? Mount Blanc pens.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  Mont Blanc.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  Mont Blanc.

• 36:14Speaker 00

  How much does one of those pens cost Joe? Because if he's buying eight, surely a pen doesn't cost eighteen grand. He must have got loads.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  Manjaro probably costs around that. That's why people are looking for it on the cheap.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Christ, the first one that comes up is seven thousand two hundred pounds. Very nice.

• 36:28Speaker 00

  What?

• 36:30Speaker 02

  Very nice pen.

• 36:32Speaker 00

  What? Why is it so nice? Is it gold?

• 36:37Speaker 02

  They're sort of, they're fountain pens so that you can do, you know, your squiggly writing.

• 36:42Speaker 00

  Seven, who's buying a pen? Who?

• 36:44Speaker 02

  Eight grand, four grand.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  That is no, that's no-

• 36:48Speaker 02

  Nine grand.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  That's if they're a barber tumbleweed on the sheets. That is absolute insanity.

• 36:54Speaker 00

  Ah, to be honest, well then he's only bought two pens. Can we, we should relax a bit. He's only bought two.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:01Speaker 00

  He made- He made three hundred and eighty Amazon orders. There's just like twelve grands worth of Apple products.

• 37:10Speaker 01

  He needs to find a pen dealer himself. He needs to find someone who's like robbed Mont Blanc. Those one jarro lads probably did. They seem like modern men. Another case of a woman being publicly humiliated by her moron husband.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, he definitely, you're right. She would have to let him out the plane window. There's no way you can hold on to that.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  You wouldn't be, if she don't do the seatbelt herself, I'd say let him float away into the sky like a blimp.

• 37:35Speaker 00

  Did you see Cara Delevingne do the cover of Playboy?

• 37:38Speaker 01

  I did. She looked phenomenal.

• 37:39Speaker 00

  She looked amazing. I thought it was very classy.

• 37:42Speaker 01

  She did. And she, did you listen to her? She did know, she did Louis Theroux's podcast. And it was, I like, I'm not, I'm not saying I don't like Louis, I do like Louis. But I feel like Louis Theroux has a tendency to make out like he doesn't really know his guests or something. Like he's just, he's kind of a bit.

• 38:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Do you notice that?

• 38:04Speaker 00

  I, I haven't noticed that with the ones I've listened to. I, I'd be struggling, I'm one of those people that I'd struggle to say something mean about him. I just really like him.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:12Speaker 00

  I don't know why.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I.

• 38:14Speaker 00

  I do know why. I've just, I, I'm, I'm kind of impressed by him, you know, that way. I've always been impressed by him.

• 38:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I might be cock blocking myself from ever getting on the Louis Theroux podcast, but whatevs. But I do think he has a tendency to kind of fumble and bumble around the industry the person's in. And there is, it always feels to me like he has a little bit of a, well, do you know the way we get it, like, well, I don't know who you are. Louis tends to do that.

• 38:40Speaker 00

  I don't know if you get it as much as I do, but yeah.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Oh, I certainly do. Oh, I certainly do.

• 38:46Speaker 00

  Why do we have to look at her?

• 38:48Speaker 01

  Very keen to tell you. I've never even heard of her. So good. I've never heard of you either, pal. Okay. But, and I feel like Louis did a little bit. He does, he just does, it's a little, I find him a little naggy sometimes. And so he was a bit like that with Cara, but I thought she handled it very, very well. And because he was like, you know, I know nothing about fashion, but I was like, she's, she's moved into music now. She's got an album coming out.

• 39:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, she's a good actress.

• 39:11Speaker 01

  She's a really good actress. She, she was, I was a, I thought it was a brilliant chat. And I thought she came across really, really well on it. And she's, you know, she's got her demons that she's handling. And if Louis listens to this, I mean, I'd still have to do the podcast at some point.

• 39:26Speaker 00

  No shade, Louis, obviously we think you're absolutely

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Maybe now if he hears this, he'll know who I am when I go on, so we won't have to do his whole. Because someone did it to him once and he didn't like it. Someone did it to him. Do you remember there was a clip when viral of someone, he went, thanks for doing the pod. And she went, what? He goes, thanks for doing the pod. And she went, well, it was just in the diary.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  And he said, well, it was in the diary because you agreed to do it. And she was like, sure. And it was this really weird standoff between the two of them.

• 39:55Speaker 00

  Do you know what? I never, things like that just can't defend me. I feel like I've gotten like, I don't know if it's my time in my life, but I'm just like, oh, whatever. I just, I just have lost interest in really caring what people think about me.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  I know.

• 40:08Speaker 00

  It's just, I just, I'm like, I'm 40. I don't care anymore.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:12Speaker 00

  I know what I do. I don't care if you don't know what I do.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  I know. I know. It's not, it's not even a big slag. It's like, you think this is a weird flex. It's not. I don't care. Do you know what I mean? My mother doesn't probably, like, I'm trying to think of an example. I was gonna say, I was gonna say Obama, but like, that's obviously a stretch. She does know who Obama is. But like, depending on the context, there's people that live in their lives who don't know who, people who are such a massive part of our lives are. It doesn't matter. Who cares?

• 40:42Speaker 00

  It really doesn't matter.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Yeah. But I think Louis, definitely, he's, you know, sometimes he's a little too cool for school, is what I would say. And that's the nice way of saying it. Hi Louis. Love your work.

• 40:56Speaker 00

  Oh my God. I wanted to talk about the story about the dog who had to be rescued off a mountain because he ate cannabis.

• 41:04Speaker 00

  Public service announcement. Cause I always, whenever I'm walking, even when I'm walking the kids to school, I just smell weeds the whole time. So many people smoke weed. But so obviously somebody was going hiking up a mountain that they threw their spliff away or something, or else they dropped it, or they dropped weed. And the dog ate it, is what they think happened. And so this dog got really stoned, but he was a really heavy Labrador. So then they had to like airlift the dog to hospital and the dog went to the vet and they gave him, now here's another tip, by the way, because you remember the way we were saying, if you did, well, I was saying, if you did acid, you might peel your skin off and I'm maybe really scared. Activated charcoal is what saves you from all that stuff. I thought it was just for vomiting bugs. Turns out it does a lot more.

• 41:47Speaker 00

  If you're too stoned.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  The problem is, no one, like, you're suggesting like it's a life hack, like we have activated charcoal lying around the house.

• 41:56Speaker 00

  I used it for vomiting bugs because my kids would get vomiting bugs all the time. Yeah. And you just take activated charcoal and even give it to the kids and it kind of eats up the bug. So it obviously eats up the cannabis in the dog's body, anyway.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Because I thought they used it for if you needed your stomach pumped. I thought they pumped you full of activated charcoal as opposed to deactivated charcoal and then it kind of activates your life again. Is that true?

• 42:21Speaker 00

  God, they might do that. Is that right?

• 42:24Speaker 02

  Says it's very porous, so it absorbs, traps toxins, chemicals and gases in the gut, preventing the body from absorbing them. So it's in the dog's stomach, but the dog is going to continue getting more and more stoned. And then they give it the charcoal and then it absorbs it in these grounds.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:41Speaker 00

  That is a life hack.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  That's brilliant, Phil. That means you'll finally do acid. And I'll just sit beside you with some activated charcoal.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  And if I start going for the potato eater, that's when you know. Give her the charcoal.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. If she starts getting the nail file out, I'll be like, uh oh, it's time.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  I'm going in with the activated charcoal.

• 43:07Speaker 00

  Well, everyone, thank you for listening.

• 43:09Speaker 01

  I cannot believe that you didn't, this whole podcast didn't mention the Pitbull bald cap record breaking event that happened in the park. You being such a Pitbull fan.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  And do you know what? I got offered tickets to him, but it was too late. It was, and it was also, it was at half nine, but I only got offered them at nine o'clock by somebody. But yes, he's broken his record. So he wanted to break a record at BST Hyde Park for the most amount of bald caps worn at a concert. And 22,000 people showed up wearing a bald cap and he broke the record.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  I was hella confused because when I left my house at the weekend, I was immediately met with a gaggle of women at a bus stop wearing ball caps. And I was like, what on earth is going on here? And as I walked further into town, more of them were popping up. It was like whack-a-mole, just women in ball caps everywhere. And of course, then I had to Google it. And then I realised about the Pitbull thing. I think it was Greg James was the one who suggested it. But I was laughing because I was like, I'm so vain, I probably would have waited until I got to the park to pop it on. But these women were like, they were out, they were, the ball caps were on the journey with them. It was actually really funny.

• 44:17Speaker 00

  He is so good live as well. He's absolutely hilarious to watch. Like he's, remember I went to him in December or something like that? And everyone was wearing the ball caps and Shaggy was performing before him. So yeah, he did B S T. I didn't go to any of them.

• 44:31Speaker 01

  Apparently, he's like a really sweet person and really cute and everything. And he was saying about the comps, like it's an honour and it's, I'm so blessed. The name Pitbull suggests that there's gonna be, I don't know, like it doesn't seem like such a sweet, he should be called Poodle or something. Like Pitbull feels like you're gonna be there with, you know, lads with shanks and stuff, not like a gaggle of women having the cracking ball caps. I think he needs a rebrand.

• 44:55Speaker 00

  It's a, it's a very, very good gig. But like, he can't really play all the songs because he's just got loads of people covering, so he can't play them all. But he's still very good.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Keisha opened up for him and she was wearing a ball cap.

• 45:04Speaker 00

  Was she?

• 45:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:07Speaker 00

  God, I haven't seen her in years.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Says the song changed her life.

• 45:11Speaker 00

  What was her song, Joe?

• 45:12Speaker 02

  Timber.

• 45:13Speaker 01

  Timber.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  I remember that song. Yeah, that did change your life.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  I mean, it's up there for me. It's up there with Crazy Frog, but I respect, I respect its success in the same breath. Anyway, by the way, for anyone, I am touring North America, which includes Canada, in the fall. I need to start, I need to start the sale, the sale needs to begin. I very much abandoned it. Coming to a town near you.

• 45:40Speaker 00

  It's in Powderpuff Castle tonight. We can finally say that it's happening.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  I am finally puffing in the castle.