Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me Tyra has legal beef & Lee Andrews has.... Hair. About this episode You DO NOT want to upset the people who take your bins away... Unfortunately, it's already too late for Joanne. Vogue has distanced herself from the situation and it may never resolve itself. Luckily, there's a lot to distract from this catastrophe, in the shape of Tyra Banks' legal case, Lee Andrews' hair and the capture of somebody who could be 'the Putney pusher'.
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 This is a Global Production.
0:04 Speaker 01 I fully blame Lily Allen. I'm sorry Lily, I'm a big fan. But you've made vaping chic, you're vaping all the time. And now you've made me think it's okay for me to vape. Tyra Banks is suing. Lee Andrews has a full head of hair. So Lee Andrews.
0:22 Speaker 02 You're keeping them afloat. This is your fault.
0:32 Speaker 01 Hello.
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1:09 Speaker 01 Drop comments and also.
1:11 Speaker 02 I'm just gonna say that's put me, that's put me right off, by the way. I've turned off.
1:14 Speaker 01 I know.
1:15 Speaker 02 I've paused, I'm not listening anymore.
1:17 Speaker 01 You're right.
1:18 Speaker 02 I've 30%ed it, you know, I've skipped 30.
1:22 Speaker 01 I'm not even gonna turn up anymore, that was a disgrace. I don't even wanna be involved in this anymore. This bin, this bin fire of a podcast, I can't even get a single subscription. Firstly, I would like to start the podcast by asking, why are you both not in my house?
1:37 Speaker 02 I asked Joe this morning and I didn't wanna say anything to you because I was like, oh, maybe Joanne's kicked us out now. And I didn't say it to you and I was like, will I get my car to Joanne's, thinking. And then I was like, shit, I forgot my mic. And then Joe's like, no, we didn't organise to go to Joanne's. I'm like, well, that's strange.
1:55 Speaker 01 It is particularly strange considering I had a list of jobs for Joe to do around the house today.
2:00 Speaker 03 That's not the reason why I'm not there. I was on holiday at the end of last week and some other people took care of the scheduling, so I just don't know.
2:07 Speaker 02 Joe's a real kick it down the road, isn't he? Fucking blame whoever I can. Let's kick it into their garden.
2:14 Speaker 01 I had tables to be moved, I had mirrors to be moved, I had a painting I needed hung.
2:17 Speaker 03 I was gonna say, you need to let me know if I need to bring a drill.
2:20 Speaker 01 I said, Joe, bring your drill. I have jobs to do, for you to do today. And he's like, oh, I'm not coming today. And I was like, excuse me? Who's gonna do my jobs?
2:27 Speaker 02 I did think it was weird. This just doesn't look as good. Like I have all clothes in the background. Like I'm, this isn't, it just doesn't, it doesn't suit me. I'm glad that we weren't kicked out. I'm glad that we didn't outstay our welcome.
2:38 Speaker 01 God, no. God, no. No, if anything, I've upped the ante. I need Joe with tools and I wouldn't mind if he brought some beverages and some canapes.
2:46 Speaker 02 I honestly, I don't know.
2:49 Speaker 01 And some free fairy products.
2:51 Speaker 02 Oh, well, I don't even get them, to be honest.
2:53 Speaker 01 What?
2:55 Speaker 02 Everyone always thinks I just get free fairy. I don't get free fairy. I do the odd time, like when they, when I see them, they're like, oh, here you go. And I'm like, woo hoo. But I don't. I pay for my fairy. And I've become so like, obviously because I've worked with them for so long, like I was in Joanne's house. A fucking Judas downstairs doesn't have fairy. And I was like, oh, I get like a little bit offended, like I own it, like I don't own it.
3:16 Speaker 01 I know. You've got stocks and shares. I know. I understand. I understand. Well, it's, it is quite pricey. So.
3:23 Speaker 02 Come here to me. It's always on offer. It is always on offer.
3:26 Speaker 01 Okay, let's move on.
3:27 Speaker 02 I have a serious question. What would it take to get thrown out of your house? Because I, I feel like I could steal. I feel like I could break stuff. I don't know.
3:37 Speaker 01 I'm very forgiving. It's the same with friendships. It would take a lot. I've been reading a lot about, I don't know, there was some article in the Stylist magazine about like losing friends and stuff. It would take a lot for me to cut out friends as well, or cut you out of my house.
3:50 Speaker 02 I need to speak to both of you.
3:52 Speaker 01 You'd have to, you'd have to torch the place.
3:55 Speaker 02 I, I know, I, I, because I read Elizabeth Day's book, Friendaholic.
4:00 Speaker 01 Yes.
4:02 Speaker 02 And I agree with you. It would take a lot for me to, um, to get rid of friends. But I also used to say, oh, my friend bank is full. It's full. It's. But like, I've actually met people over the last few years that I'm like, no, actually I want to hang out with you. You're really sound. I wouldn't say though. Like, I was thinking about this yesterday, when I'm, sometimes when I'm walking around, I'm like, oh, who will I ring? And on my list is usually Amber, I ring her about seven times.
4:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, you ring Amber all the time.
4:25 Speaker 02 Then I'd ring my mum. And I, I, I'd ring Sven, but like, he's usually working. And then I was like, who else would I ring? And it's like, everyone has stuff going on. You can't just, just interrupt their life.
4:38 Speaker 01 No one rings me. No one rings me.
4:41 Speaker 02 Oh, come on.
4:42 Speaker 01 But I know why. I never answer the phone. I, I, I am an absolute, like, it gives me a panic attack. Like Ross, one of my bestest friends.
4:52 Speaker 02 You answer to me and you're like, what's wrong?
4:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm like, what's up? We've been cancelled. What's going on? What's your name?
4:58 Speaker 02 Who did, who did what?
4:59 Speaker 01 Yeah. It's just us usually giving out or planning the pod, but I, Ross, he has a terrible habit. It's a, and I've said it to him, but he's powering through. I text him, anything I text him.
5:13 Speaker 02 No.
5:13 Speaker 01 No, no.
5:14 Speaker 02 No.
5:14 Speaker 01 No, no. There's a reason I texted you. I know how to use a phone. If I wished to raw dog it and go live with you, I would have rung you myself.
5:25 Speaker 02 No.
5:25 Speaker 01 Ross? He did it again this morning. Text him about something.
5:28 Speaker 02 This morning?
5:29 Speaker 01 Yeah. And I have the phone on silent, like, all, all the time, not even on vibrate. And he's, he's a, he's a ringer.
5:37 Speaker 02 Who the hell has their phone on loud? Honestly, Sven, he gives out to me, he's like, why don't you answer your phone? I'm like, because I didn't hear it. He's like, why isn't it? And I'm like, what the fuck? Why would I have that? Why would I have that noise on, ever?
5:48 Speaker 01 No. I don't even have it on vibrate. Like, if my phone goes missing in the, in the house, it's a hell, it's a, it's a, we're, we're looking at three hours to try and find it.
5:55 Speaker 02 Absolutely. No, I, but sometimes I do want to talk to people and I'll ring my friend Ashley the odd time and she's like, you okay? And I'm like, yes, I am okay. I just wanted to see how you were. I know you've dropped your kids off.
6:06 Speaker 01 You have a husband and a sister.
6:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I don't really, I don't like, I, I, I, do you know how often I take Bertie for a walk? Or I walk into the school gates or I'm walking somewhere and I'm like, I never, as you know, I'm never alone. There's never not someone in my ears.
6:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, I, yeah, no, I'm the same, but I'd listen to things. I'm the same. I found as I get older, I'm like, oh, hold on a second, where are these intimate friendships that I had growing up? They're like flapping away at the sides as well, because everyone starts, you used to just exist together. That was where friendships were. You just existed together.
6:38 Speaker 02 Hung out all the time.
6:40 Speaker 01 You lived locally, you just existed. Now it's like such this effort. And then if someone doesn't make the effort, you get annoyed. You're like, why am I making the effort? And then things kind of like fade away and dilute and then you're left with nothing.
6:50 Speaker 02 I also kind of, I've been getting a bit more, but I won't bring anyone up in particular, but I'm like, shit, they're gonna die saying that'll be less people to ring.
6:58 Speaker 01 Is it, I'm, okay. I'm guessing it's not Amber.
7:04 Speaker 02 Well, it will be if she doesn't give up the old smoking she promised to give up two years ago.
7:10 Speaker 02 I'm like, all right, 7am, you're going in for a smoke. I thought you were giving it up.
7:13 Speaker 01 I remember years ago when a member of my family, his name I will not disclose, I found out they were smoking and I left, like I was, you know, when you're like 12 and you think that anyone smoking is gonna be dead within the year? And I left this letter in their, in their, in their bedding, begging them like, and it was like, it was wet with my tears of like, how much I was begging them to give it up and like, I want, I love them so much and I want them to live forever. And I couldn't bear the idea of life without them and everything. Here's me last night out for drinks, fag in one hand, vaping in the other.
7:46 Speaker 02 One of my dad's mates used to call over to his house. Now, in fairness, he was like whacking out double heart attacks and he had a triple bypass. He was doing all the bits, but like his friend used to bring him back smokes from, from holidays and his friend would arrive at the door. I still know the friend. He works with my brother a bit and I'd be like, get off my, get off my dad's doorstep. Don't you dare come in here with those cigarettes like.
8:09 Speaker 01 Yeah.
8:10 Speaker 02 And there I am buying Gina smokes on the plane.
8:12 Speaker 01 Stop, I know, I know. Listen, life comes at your heart, doesn't it? Huh? The vaping, I fully blame Lily Allen. Sorry Lily, I'm a big fan, but you've made vaping chic. You're vaping all the time. And now you've made me think it's okay for me to vape. And then on TikTok, do you know the other night I actually put in vaping death? Because I was like this, because I started vaping again on tour.
8:34 Speaker 02 You'll hear the crackle and that will put you off. It's the crackle that got me in the end.
8:38 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. I was like, Joanne, you need to educate yourself on this now because you're just, you're, you're, you're, you're very trigger happy with the vape and it's, it's too much.
8:48 Speaker 02 Now, I have to say, and I think vaping is disgusting, but I love it. I miss that blue ros. I can't tell you. I miss that blue ros more than some dead people I know.
8:58 Speaker 01 If they didn't make it taste like dessert. Do you know, like, whose idea? It's the, it's the adult equivalent of Alcopops. I know friends smoking or vaping who never smoked in their lives. I have friends now on the, the, um, what's that stuff called? Not the snuff, that stuff that you put in your gum.
9:14 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. What's that called? That's disgusting.
9:16 Speaker 01 What's that called, Joanne?
9:17 Speaker 03 The little hamster pouches.
9:19 Speaker 01 Yes, the little, the little, the little, the little bags of shit that they put in their gum.
9:22 Speaker 02 Well, you just see that bag of shit hanging around all their spit up there. It's revolting. It's a, I'm not in, I'd rather a vapor than a bag of spit.
9:30 Speaker 01 A minty bag of saliva that they stuff in their gum and it erodes your teeth. It erodes the, or not your teeth, the gum, it erodes the gum.
9:39 Speaker 02 Will it make you feel better about vaping?
9:41 Speaker 03 He says it's called snus.
9:43 Speaker 01 Snus.
9:44 Speaker 03 Is that right?
9:44 Speaker 02 Oh, snus is that bad thing.
9:46 Speaker 01 I have friends snus-ing who never so much as lifted a cigarette for their whole lives and now they're snus-ing.
9:52 Speaker 02 Will I tell you, will it make you feel better vaping? I have a cousin.
9:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, because I'm staring at it here and I want a reason to pick it up.
10:00 Speaker 02 I have a cousin who gets through three vapes a day. I was like, I Googled it. I was like, do you know how many cigarettes that equates to? And he's like, I don't care. I don't care. And then he gave up for a while and he was so smug and then he started talking about it again.
10:13 Speaker 01 Oh my God. I am shocked.
10:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
10:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's so addictive. And the problem is you can do it anywhere. It's not like, you can't whip out a fag, do you know what I mean? In your local restaurant.
10:26 Speaker 02 And we're not condoning, yeah, we're not condoning vaping because like. Really.
10:30 Speaker 03 View, balanced.
10:31 Speaker 02 It is, it is really bad for you, but they shouldn't be allowed to make stuff that is so nice and looks so good that it's not good for us.
10:39 Speaker 03 Like balanced view, it isn't nice and it doesn't look good.
10:42 Speaker 02 I.
10:42 Speaker 03 Carries significant health risks.
10:44 Speaker 01 Very significant health risks. My, I'm, I'll never forget watching Philip Schofield.
10:51 Speaker 02 I know.
10:51 Speaker 01 Pulling, pulling the tail, pulling the tail off a vape in his interview. Do you remember?
10:57 Speaker 02 He put me off it a bit. He did, he put me off it a little bit.
11:00 Speaker 01 I mean, the mom was on the edge and the vaping made it very, very clear. I mean, it is, you know, it, it, it doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't ooze mental stability when you're vaping that much.
11:11 Speaker 02 I'll tell you what happened to me, why I had to go off the vapes and why they actually are so bad. The, I started hearing like a little crackle in my throat, like it was like, and it was from vaping. And I was like, oh my God, if I'm hearing that, and I wasn't vaping like it, I wasn't like Philip Schofielding it or anything like that. I was just like a regular vapor.
11:30 Speaker 01 Hmm.
11:31 Speaker 02 But it was, I was like, oh my God, that crackling is from the vaping. And if it's doing that to my throat, what the hell is it doing to the rest of my body?
11:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:38 Speaker 02 I miss it, R I P, but it's just like, I've, I've, I've gone, I've grieved for it.
11:42 Speaker 01 We're choosing health.
11:43 Speaker 02 And it's done.
11:44 Speaker 01 We're choosing health. I've had enough of my shit.
11:46 Speaker 02 Choosing health.
11:47 Speaker 01 I'm choosing health.
11:47 Speaker 02 She vapes 30 seconds ago.
11:49 Speaker 01 Yes, but I've decided now, from now on, I'm choosing health. There's never, it's always, you can always start again.
11:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, sorry.
11:57 Speaker 03 That's how life and health works. You can always just start again.
12:00 Speaker 02 The camera, the camera's following you by the way.
12:02 Speaker 01 Sorry, Joe.
12:03 Speaker 02 So we can see you doing it.
12:07 Speaker 02 She's trying to hide under the table on the camera.
12:09 Speaker 01 This is why I don't use these cameras. It's weird, Joe. Jerry, just, just for reference, the liver rejuvenates, okay? It builds itself back up from scratch.
12:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, but you have to stop, and the lungs, if you stop vaping now, your lungs will go back to that lovely pink color and you won't have the black lung anymore.
12:33 Speaker 04 What do a surprise Paris engagement, World Cup fever and Kim Kardashian's new wag era all have in common?
12:39 Speaker 05 We're talking about them on Shouldn't Laugh But with me, Laura Smith.
12:42 Speaker 04 And me, Carmen Butcher.
12:44 Speaker 05 This week, we're getting into common surprise engagement in Paris.
12:49 Speaker 04 We're also talking about the World Cup kicking off.
12:52 Speaker 05 Woop woop. Plus, Kimmy K and Lewis Hamilton taking over the Grand Prix badly. And why Formula One is suddenly giving full-on 2006 wag energy.
13:01 Speaker 04 Expect chaos, oversharing and probably a few things we shouldn't laugh at.
13:05 Speaker 05 But obviously, we will anyway.
13:07 Speaker 04 Listen and watch Shouldn't Laugh But on Global Player, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.
13:16 Speaker 02 You and your gardening journey, it is, it is one of my favourite parts of your new content.
13:21 Speaker 01 I know, yeah. I know what you're gonna say. The flower, the crew itself, at the back.
13:25 Speaker 02 No, it's a weed, first of all.
13:28 Speaker 01 It's not a weed, it's not a weed, it's not a weed, it's not a weed. I have an app now where you can, it's called, what, the app is, I don't know, it's what the fuck is that flower or something? And you can take a photo of the flower. And it, I went to do my morning lap of the garden the other morning and Jo, like a sphinx from the ashes, there is a stunning, stunning flower that has just popped up overnight, like a chin hair. Do you know those, do you know those chin hairs, folks?
13:56 Speaker 02 It just arrived.
13:57 Speaker 01 They just arrived, fully grown, like fully fledged and ready to be planted. You're like, how are we not...
14:01 Speaker 03 What did the app say it was?
14:02 Speaker 01 A pistle.
14:03 Speaker 03 Right, nice, there you are.
14:06 Speaker 01 What, I don't, are you...
14:08 Speaker 02 Is a pistle not a weed?
14:10 Speaker 01 Who are we to say? Sorry, who are we to say?
14:12 Speaker 02 A pistle is a weed. The gardening community decided, you're just jumping on board. I wasn't saying about that anyway. Jo Lyce sent you a rose plant and Joanne said it's been damaged on the way here, all the bits are missing. I was like, Joanne, that's been deadheaded so that the roses grow back. And she's like, it's been damaged.
14:33 Speaker 02 I thought it was so good. I was like, oh my god, she needed it, no, I need it.
14:38 Speaker 01 I sent a photo to Jo and I said, look, it's been, it's been destroyed in transit. It's got no flowers on it.
14:46 Speaker 01 I know, I didn't, I didn't have a clue. I also said I was gonna bury it in the garden. I was like, no, Joanne, you plant, you plant it, yeah.
14:54 Speaker 01 Why do they deadhead things though? I don't understand.
14:57 Speaker 02 Because then it grows back and yeah, the heads are dead and they take them off and then they go back in the next season. Like if you get a lovely hydra, you could get a beautiful hydrangea bush out the front and then you could, you cut off the hydrangeas.
15:09 Speaker 01 I think you'll find it's hydrangea, but according to my what the fuck is that plant app, thank you. It's a hydrangea. I'll be doing my own gardening from now on. I've really taken to it like a duck.
15:21 Speaker 02 Have you? Yeah, it looks fucking overgrown actually.
15:25 Speaker 01 It's not ever grown, it's growing.
15:27 Speaker 02 It's overgrown. I'm gonna send you a strimmer, okay? No streaming when you've had a drink.
15:33 Speaker 01 That'd actually be great. That'd actually be great. I wouldn't mind a strimmer actually. I could see, I could see myself strimming of an evening. I think, I think I'd find that quite therapeutic.
15:43 Speaker 01 Now, also, and I, I am turning into Larry David. I've beefed with my bin man. Now it's way too early in the day.
15:50 Speaker 02 I wouldn't mess with the bin man. Oh my god.
15:53 Speaker 01 I know, I know, I know.
15:56 Speaker 02 Get out there with coffee.
15:58 Speaker 03 They can turn your life upside down.
16:01 Speaker 01 Oh, oh, I know, Joe. Oh, I know. And the look of, so basically, basically whatever, my bin was allegedly, allegedly contaminated.
16:08 Speaker 02 Oh my god, I don't even wanna know her if this is happening. This is, this could seep into our lives, Joe. Like the, the whole bin man community might turn against all of us because her, she's the weeds, not us.
16:20 Speaker 01 I went out, I went out this morning. Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, I went full Karen. Now, I don't actually agree with the Karen thing. I think it's just another way to silence women. But I went out and I was like, what's the crack? He was like, read the instructions. I was like, okay, okay, okay. Cause I was like, I really don't wanna anger this man. But I don't, I don't understand. There's like a thesis online about what you can put in the bins and what you can't. And they're like, the bin has to face a certain way and don't put it out at this time and needs to be facing the sun and blah, blah, blah. Like, it's rubbish, no?
16:48 Speaker 02 She's mixing up her gardening and her bins now.
16:52 Speaker 01 It's rubbish. It's rubbish. It's like, it's just more rubbish.
16:54 Speaker 02 There's certain days, you have to put it in certain bags and like, it is confusing, but they're picking up a lot of bins every day. And I would just like to say, I think they're doing a fantastic job.
17:04 Speaker 01 I know exactly what you're doing.
17:06 Speaker 02 You are brilliant. Well done. I'm very happy with my bin situation and thank you.
17:12 Speaker 01 You're a little lick ass. I know exactly what you're doing. Like, I'm not going down with her.
17:17 Speaker 02 I only sent Ben, I sent Ben a message this morning. I left to go to Lorraine really early. I don't want to hear that. I sent him a message and I said, babe, sorry, can you fix the bins? They're all over the place. I made him go outside and tidy the bins this morning because they were going to rip them up.
17:33 Speaker 01 Because you're terrified. Because you're terrified. Because you're terrified.
17:35 Speaker 02 I am.
17:36 Speaker 01 The bin men are basically like, if the, if the bin isn't facing like 68 degrees west and 38 degrees north, and it isn't put out between 6.05 and 7.03, and it, sorry, if your bins have rubbish in it, sorry, we're not taking them.
17:50 Speaker 02 I'm sorry.
17:51 Speaker 01 We're just taking empty bins.
17:52 Speaker 02 I'm staying out of this conversation. So is Joe. You keep digging that hole over there.
17:56 Speaker 01 Now I've had to hire someone else privately to go and take them.
18:01 Speaker 03 Shut up.
18:02 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:03 Speaker 03 You've gone private. Private bin care.
18:06 Speaker 01 I've gone private, Joe. Yeah. I've gone private.
18:11 Speaker 03 You're looking at a Christmas tick of about 500 quid to get them back on side.
18:16 Speaker 01 I've just moved in. There's obviously some excess of rubbish.
18:21 Speaker 01 And then, and then I Googled my county council on rubbish and I was like, this is obviously an ongoing issue. And I found an article in The Spectator about someone, a journalist who left their mop handle, not even the head, the mop handle out the front. Three weeks, the rubbish man came, took everything, just refused to take the mop handle. And then they had to ring the council and pay an extra 20 pounds for a bulky rubbish removal.
18:42 Speaker 02 There is nothing, there is nothing. And do you know what I would, do you know what I will complain about? Everyone just fucks their Christmas trees, trees on the street, whenever, just anywhere. There's just trees, dead trees everywhere. Like, who's getting them? But I will say, like,
18:55 Speaker 01 What would you say?
18:56 Speaker 02 There is, there's only certain things that they'll pick up. And do you want, it sounds like you, it sounds like you've been fly tipping.
19:02 Speaker 01 Between that.
19:05 Speaker 01 No, but I will start. I can't be fuming with these men, it's too soon.
19:12 Speaker 02 Do you see all those videos of people like, "Come back and get your rubbish or I'm gonna take this to the police", flytippers, Joanne's gonna be on that next, you wait.
19:20 Speaker 01 I tell ya, I'm shook, it's to my core.
19:22 Speaker 03 She's fine now because she's moved to an insurance-based bin healthcare system.
19:26 Speaker 01 I've moved private, I've gone private, Jo, I've gone private. Between that and the gardening, I was like, "Wow, Joanne, you need to check yourself. You are a 43-year-old woman, not a 78-year-old man. Round your neck in. Round your neck in. I might cut the thistle off and give it to them as a present tomorrow."
19:41 Speaker 02 Oh, here's a weed for collecting my bins, thank you.
19:45 Speaker 01 And the look, when he said to me, "Do you wanna see the joy in his eyes when he was like, 'It's contaminated'?" Like, he was absolutely thrilled that, once again, he wasn't taking them. Is it three weeks, this is going on, three weeks?
19:58 Speaker 02 Oh my god, I did notice your bins last time I was there, they were full.
20:00 Speaker 01 Yes, and they're fuller now. Because I'm scrapping with your man.
20:06 Speaker 02 Bins are real, they're a real bone of contention. Like, at my house in Hoth, if we, like, at Christmas, like, I have to bribe my mom and Neil to take some of my bins because they live in an apartment block. And Naomi, Naomi is such a geek, she won't take even, like, a shoebox. Because I'm like, "Put them in your apartment block bins", and they're like, "You can't do that, you're not allowed." I'm like, "You live there, like, a month of the year. Surely you can, like, overload on that month."
20:30 Speaker 01 Well, let me be an example to everyone. You can't.
20:35 Speaker 01 These men are fascists. They're driving around.
20:38 Speaker 03 Well, that's it.
20:39 Speaker 01 They are fa- I'm telling you now, Jo.
20:42 Speaker 02 She's gone private for the rest of her life.
20:43 Speaker 01 I've gone private.
20:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, you're never coming back now.
20:45 Speaker 01 I can't deal with this. I cannot be dealing with this. Wheeling this shit in and out every week, like I'm doing some sort of test. I would have passed my driver's licence quicker than this. Anyway.
20:56 Speaker 02 Well, speaking of Karens, and I know that we don't like the word Karen, I found myself being a bit of one this week. Well, I don't know. I think I've just, I think this, like, I was always wondering when I'd feel like I'd gotten old. I thought staying in at night and not going to gigs unless you're, well.
21:11 Speaker 01 We're in our prime.
21:12 Speaker 02 I saw this teenager, right? When I dropped the kids to school, there's another school near, near their school. And I saw this teenager pick up a parking ticket from one car and place it on the other. And I said, excuse me, excuse me. You're to get that parking ticket and put it back on the original car, or that person's going to get charged double for what you've done. Put it back. And I stood there and watched him do it. And I wouldn't leave until he did it.
21:36 Speaker 01 Do you know what, Vogue? I, I actually love this for you. Because, because, because I'm like six minutes older than you, or there's been a lot of shtick.
21:44 Speaker 02 Actually, three years, there's not six minutes.
21:46 Speaker 01 A lot of shtick directed towards me over the years about that I'm some sort of, like, this is like an age gap friendship, in a way. Do you know what I mean?
21:56 Speaker 01 This is like an age gap friendship where we're like teaching each other about our generational differences. So I'm, to see you, to see you hit your middle age with such stride and gusto, I'm absolutely thrilled.
22:07 Speaker 02 It did. That's what it felt like. It felt like middle age. And I just stood there like an absolute annoyance to that teenager who's like this stupid arsehole.
22:16 Speaker 01 You're like, I don't care if no one fancies me anymore. I'm gonna, I'm gonna make my point. And did he swap it back?
22:21 Speaker 02 He did, yeah. But I was just thinking, that person won't know they've gotten a ticket. And then the ticket, like, it doubles, it trebles, all that kind of shit.
22:28 Speaker 01 It's, that's, that's carnage. I'd have the child arrested.
22:38 Speaker 01 I cannot go any further.
22:39 Speaker 02 Please, please don't. Please, please don't say we have to talk about it again. I can't bear this. I cannot. This is, you know what? You wouldn't let me, you made me stop talking about the Kardashians a couple of years ago, right? I know I sneak in the.
22:52 Speaker 01 It was almost every episode, in fairness. Like, it was out of control.
22:55 Speaker 02 Do you want, this is out of control. This is enough.
22:57 Speaker 01 What is? Lee Andrews has a full head of hair. So Lee Andrews.
23:03 Speaker 02 You're keeping them afloat. This is your fault.
23:10 Speaker 01 I've paid for the transplant somehow.
23:15 Speaker 01 Lee Andrews has reemerged on the internet. Lee Andrews, husband to Katie Price, who says he was abducted and held at gunpoint. And then he came out that he was in prison and he said he was taken at the Oman, Oman, Oman and Qatar border, which a follower flagged, there is no border between those two countries. Has reemerged now with a video to let us all know he is healthy. He is back in the land of the living. And the big difference is, and he's not referencing at all. He went, when we last saw Lee, and listen, I'm not slagging. I think men and their hair, I think it's a sensitive topic and I feel bad for a lot of men that they lose their hair so young. And I think it's, I think, Jo, you're very, very lucky.
23:55 Speaker 02 You're very, you're actually a show off, Jo.
23:57 Speaker 03 I know, I'm very lucky.
23:58 Speaker 01 That toupee looks legit because you have a fucking grey head hair.
24:01 Speaker 03 Pay a lot for this.
24:02 Speaker 01 You're grey like it. But he went in with a couple of stragglers that he was kind of brushing to the teeth to walk towards as some sort of kind of comb over situation. He has now reemerged from being held hostage allegedly in a Dubai prison with a full head of hair. Like it's practically a fringe. Like he could, he could plait it, he could bun it. Vogue, I assume you've seen the growth?
24:22 Speaker 02 I.
24:26 Speaker 01 I assume this was, I assume this was your only story on the rain today. It's the only news that matters.
24:34 Speaker 02 Once, when I saw your post today, I was like, I literally, my eyes went straight to the back of my head. I was like, fuck's sake, that's my morning gone.
24:47 Speaker 02 How long have you spent on this? Because you leave your night out early.
24:51 Speaker 01 I've been up since six to keep an eye on the, I've been up since six to deal with the bin man, so I've been, it's been, it's been six.
24:56 Speaker 02 Joanne lurking at the door waiting for the bin man.
25:00 Speaker 01 Trying to check the follicle count on Lee Andrews' head.
25:04 Speaker 01 Is it a weave? Is it AI? Is it a toupee? Is it someone saying it looks like he's drawing it on? The mystery continues. No reference to it. It's so new. It's like it's still got its tag on it. It's, it's quite something.
25:17 Speaker 02 Okay, do you feel better now?
25:19 Speaker 01 I do. I just want to say, as someone who's struggling with growing my own hairline back, I would like to be, I would like to do a bit of time in the Dubai prison as well, if that's the result.
25:29 Speaker 01 Okay, it's out of my system.
25:31 Speaker 02 Okay, we've got it, we've got it, we did it. And I did not have to say anything, so I'm okay.
25:35 Speaker 01 Yeah.
25:35 Speaker 02 I feel okay, you feel okay.
25:37 Speaker 01 I feel fine.
25:39 Speaker 02 I saw the most, okay, I, I invested too much of my time into this, but I found it fascinating. Who has heard of the Putney Pusher?
25:48 Speaker 01 I know exactly what you're gonna say.
25:50 Speaker 03 I have been advised by our lawyers that you must tread very carefully with this one.
25:56 Speaker 01 We have lawyers.
25:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, we're treading, especially we.
26:00 Speaker 01 Tread away.
26:02 Speaker 02 They're meant to be for, they're meant to be for the entirety of global pods, but they just work exclusively on us.
26:07 Speaker 03 All of your legal language needs to be employed here.
26:10 Speaker 02 Okay, allegedly.
26:12 Speaker 03 It was reported that.
26:14 Speaker 01 Tread the tea this way, please.
26:15 Speaker 02 Okay, it was, okay, I'll tell you what the Putney Pusher is, first of all. In 2017, in May, a jogger was running along a path in Putney on the bridge, and he just shoved this woman into the road in a random attack. No, it's not allegedly, Joe, because that's on camera.
26:33 Speaker 01 That did happen, Joe.
26:34 Speaker 02 Yes, so.
26:35 Speaker 03 Fine.
26:36 Speaker 01 That's like saying the earth is flat, like this actually happened. Allegedly, the earth is flat, allegedly. No, this happened.
26:42 Speaker 03 Oh dear.
26:43 Speaker 02 So he pushed this woman in a random attack into the path of a bus. Now, the woman's head was right where the bus's front wheel was, and the bus driver, thank God, stopped the bus in time and didn't get it. I know, but it's nine years, right? They've been looking for this fella. Nine years, and no one, and you know the way there's CCTV and it's like, somebody must know who this person is. Like, you have to, like, I know what's Benny's wearing when he's going out jogging. Not much, but I know that that it was him, like you'd.
27:15 Speaker 01 Pax akimbal, off you go. He's running in slow mo in his own house.
27:21 Speaker 02 He was coming to the doctor and I was like, are you, sorry, are you wearing that to the doctor? And he goes, yeah, I'm going running after her. And I was like, Sven.
27:27 Speaker 01 You gonna put a top on or?
27:28 Speaker 02 Can't go into the hospital like that. Like, that's really embarrassing for me, for God's sake. Anyway, so nine years later, they have identified who they think the Putney Pusher is. Now, it's a banker. He has, he comes from a 1.4 million pound house.
27:45 Speaker 01 I saw that.
27:46 Speaker 02 I don't know why we need to know that, but it does make a difference for some reason.
27:49 Speaker 01 It does, yeah, it does.
27:50 Speaker 02 These are only, now, what I will say is, news reports are saying that it is him, but the police have not yet come out and said that this is the person that, like, this person has been charged with something, but they haven't come out to say that he was charged with this.
28:04 Speaker 01 Vogue, you're not gonna like what I have to say.
28:06 Speaker 02 It's not AI, is it?
28:07 Speaker 01 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, it's real. Let the record, let the record show, these police have been searching for this man for the guts of 10 years. Yeah? Katie Price gave up searching for her husband after five days. I'm just saying it, let the record show. Five days for Katie Price looking for her husband, 10 years for the police looking for this man. Now, in fairness, this man has done something awful. I remember there was a story recently where, it wasn't recent, it was a couple of years ago, a woman on the road shooed a bike off a footpath into traffic and the woman was killed. And the woman who pushed her is in prison now and was done for attempted murder.
28:46 Speaker 02 Wow.
28:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:47 Speaker 02 It's like, you know those people who push people in front of the tube and everything like that? That does happen. That's why I'm like way far behind the yellow line, just in case someone, you know, would show up. My God.
28:58 Speaker 01 There was actually a podcast I randomly came across, I think it was an RTE podcast, about an Irish man who was doing that for years in the 80s in London. He was a homeless man who was brought in for something else and ended up admitting he'd killed like several, just absolutely random, was standing at the tube and he just pushed them in front. I know. I'm I'm up against the wall.
29:23 Speaker 02 That is a terrible way to go as well, but it was like that, like, so they found him anyway. I'm interested to see what actually happens to him, but I just can't believe that he's finally been found.
29:31 Speaker 01 What does the news say?
29:33 Speaker 03 He was arrested on Monday on suspicion of attempted grievous bodily harm. While in police custody, he was further arrested on suspicion of possession of class A and class B drugs.
29:42 Speaker 01 Oh.
29:44 Speaker 02 I mean, he's a banker. Come on. Like, that's not the most shocking part.
29:48 Speaker 01 No. This economy is fueled by cocaine. Let's be real.
29:52 Speaker 02 I do think, though, that it's like, it's kind of really embarrassing. Like, imagine that.
29:57 Speaker 01 Embarrassing? It's more than embarrassing.
30:00 Speaker 02 I know, but now everybody knows you're psycho. It was like, did you ever see that woman before? And she was walking by this person's house and there was a cat and the cat went up to her to get pet.
30:08 Speaker 01 Yes.
30:09 Speaker 02 And she just put the cat in the bin. And then people found out who she was and she went viral for putting the cat in the bin. And she was like, oh, I don't know what came over me. It was just a joke. It was a joke. You put a cat in the bin as a joke? That's uncouth, the lid.
30:21 Speaker 01 LOL.
30:22 Speaker 03 The mad thing is, I guarantee that that woman will have received more public hatred than this man will for what he.
30:29 Speaker 01 Do you reckon? Yeah, because it's women, yeah, yeah, animals, yeah, women and women in general. But do you know that she's resurfaced now saying that that video ruined her life?
30:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, she shouldn't be putting cats in the bin.
30:41 Speaker 01 I know, but you're right, Joe. She, I guarantee he won't get as much shit.
30:45 Speaker 02 But my thing is, imagine you had married this man and he didn't know that he was the Putney pusher. And then, and then someone's turned up to your house in the middle of the night and they're like, oh, by the way, your husband's like done this. You'd be like, oh, my God.
30:59 Speaker 01 Would you rat me out if I'd done something insane like that?
31:02 Speaker 02 I am, I'm 40 years old. I still rat my siblings out to my parents. I can't help it. Like, if Amber does something, she's like, don't tell mom. I'd be straight on to my mom, like, mom, don't tell Amber I told you this, but.
31:14 Speaker 01 Good for you. Yeah. There's no loyalty between siblings. It's like everyone's going under the bus at once.
31:20 Speaker 02 Everyone's trying to get to that pole position, to be honest. I've been there for a while. It's been nice because I spent many a year down, I wasn't even on the podium.
31:27 Speaker 01 Yeah.
31:28 Speaker 02 Many years of my life. And now that I'm in pole position, I just, I enjoy it up there. And did you see that other thing? Well, you did because I saw that you posted it as well. The girl who got thrown off.
31:39 Speaker 01 Stop.
31:40 Speaker 02 Oh.
31:41 Speaker 01 Just tossed to her death. It's insane. The Brazilian, the, it wasn't like the, whatever. It's like, it's not a bungee jumper, it's a bridge jump, whatever, bridge jump. Doesn't matter. Top, like, not, not even the suggestion of a rope. I don't get it. The rope wasn't even, it's not even like they put a rope on her and then the rope wasn't attached to something else. Nothing.
32:00 Speaker 02 So the girl was, this girl was going for a bungee jump in Brazil where they throw you off basically like a kind of bridge. And like three men basically picked her up as they did with everybody else who would come along and threw her off the bridge and then realised that they had forgotten to attach the rope. So she fell like 150 feet to her death, but I heard she didn't die straight away that like she was.
32:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, I know.
32:19 Speaker 02 God, it's just like, imagine, like, just because it's such safety now, it didn't look that safe.
32:24 Speaker 01 It didn't look that safe now. But it's literally like, imagine you trying to charge your phone and I handed you a phone and a plug with no wire. At what point would you not realise there was, you'd be like, there's no wire. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, how did three men not realise there was no rope on her?
32:41 Speaker 02 They must have spent time harnessing her up. Oh, I don't know. I just, I just, I, it's, it's shocking. And it kind of makes you think, like, this is where I go conspiracy theory, by the way, this has not been publicised or anything. I'm like, did somebody have something against this girl that they just decided, oh, well, like, imagine you knew her ex-fella or something like that and you're like, oh, well, we'll, we'll show her. Like, it was just such an insane act that it's like.
33:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, but I think, I think if you're gonna try and like get revenge on someone by having them. Killed. You wouldn't do it so publicly. Because there's all these conspiracies kicking off and it's something to do with your man Oliver Tree and Brazil and the helicopter crash and all this. I think it was just really fucking, I think it was just pure negligence. Pure negligence. This is why, I'm telling you now, and I know there's billions of people throwing themselves off all sorts of shit every day safely. It's the same with flying. I would never, never.
33:33 Speaker 02 I've done, I've done a bungee jump, but I did one off like a crane at a Bear Grylls thing.
33:39 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:40 Speaker 02 It's not even fun enough for me to be like, oh, I'd like to, like, I'll never, ever do it again. I don't know why anybody would want that kind of like a thrill seeker, but it's people who like.
33:47 Speaker 01 I'm not a thrill seeker. I'm a, I'm a relaxer.
33:50 Speaker 02 I'm a relaxer. Like that fella who's climbing up the buildings and everything. What's his name? Alex Conos or something. Is that his name?
33:57 Speaker 01 Did you see the guy in Afghanistan was died as well? This like Spiderman, they called him, the Spiderman of Afghanistan. He was like, a lot of death at the moment, but then I realised, Joanne, it's just your algorithms, honey. You've just gone down a really dark route.
34:08 Speaker 02 But you ever hear of the Darwin Awards? I think we did something like where people are put up with the most embarrassing deaths of the year. I was reading a couple of them and there was one about this man. The man and wife, and he wanted to see if a, if a gun, if a, if a bullet would go through like five phone books. So he put five phone books up to his chest and his wife shot, shot him. And it went through all the phone books and through his chest and he died. So he's up for a Darwin Award. Another lad saw a grenade on the ground and wanted to see if it was live or not, so drove over it and then blew himself up.
34:46 Speaker 01 I mean, it's bad, it's bad enough being dead without being ridiculed for the way you did it. Do you know what I mean?
34:51 Speaker 02 I know.
34:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, a bit of dignity.
34:54 Speaker 02 Terrible.
34:56 Speaker 01 I could see me, I could see me making that list.
35:04 Speaker 01 Tyra Banks.
35:06 Speaker 03 Oh god.
35:07 Speaker 01 Is suing.
35:08 Speaker 02 What, you say oh god to this? You didn't even give that much guff to Lee Andrews.
35:12 Speaker 01 You didn't even care the fog tried to drown herself as a child. You didn't even make us say allegedly.
35:17 Speaker 03 Because there's no legal ramifications to that. But once again, we're back in lawyer territory now, so.
35:22 Speaker 02 I have to be, I have to be so careful, by the way, because like, I have, I made a joke on this podcast and there's an entire article made out of that joke. And I said to Joe, I was like, did I say this?
35:34 Speaker 01 I don't even remember you saying that.
35:36 Speaker 02 Neither do I. And then I read the article, but like, I knew there were articles coming out about something else. And I was like, I'm not even going to bother saying anything back to that because it's so stupid and so made up and it's come from nowhere. But then they followed up with the thing that we made a joke about in the pod. And I'm like, this sounds like I'm like desperate to get in touch.
35:53 Speaker 01 I, no, I, it did read like, it was, it was a weird read. I just saw the caption and I was like, what? Because I assumed it was either from this pod or the pod you do with Amber. And then I was like, it's probably our pod because it sounds more like us.
36:06 Speaker 02 Sounds like us, yeah.
36:07 Speaker 01 But it was pretty our, I was like, wow, it wasn't, it was, it was meant in jest.
36:11 Speaker 03 But there's big business in deliberately ignoring.
36:14 Speaker 01 Of course, of course.
36:16 Speaker 02 And if you see the amount of comments then that are left, I'm like, okay, that's how I gauge why they're writing things. I'm like, okay, they're writing it because they got a lot, they got a lot of clickbait and that. And I don't dare, I don't dare to open that kind of worms because I don't want to see what people say.
36:31 Speaker 01 You're a clickbait bitch.
36:32 Speaker 02 People, people love to click on your face.
36:34 Speaker 01 I mean, if anything, I would take it. I'd be proud of yourself. But that aside, Tyra Banks is suing. Now, the America's Next Top Model, the series that came out was quite shocking. And it was kind of like a takedown of the series at the time and how there was like no duty of care to the contestants and how one of the girls was saying she was essayed and no one in the team did anything about it. And how she, and then there were kind of, a lot of it was like blaming Tyra. Tyra, and she, Tyra did not come across well in the documentary. Let's be real. She didn't come across well. She came across as kind of very, there was no accountability taken. She was like, it is what it is. And in fairness, they also did give a good account of what she done for like plus size women and diversity
37:16 Speaker 01 and plus size women and how she was kind of repping all that in the beauty industry that hadn't been repped before. But she didn't come across great. And now she's suing them for defamation, saying that she did a three hour interview and they deduced it down to 16 minutes.
37:32 Speaker 01 Where they basically mugged her off. It was kind of like us on Gogglebox.
37:38 Speaker 02 Come on, when you're doing a TV show and you're recording for that long, you know that you're like, it wasn't a three hour show on Tyra Banks. She knows this is a Netflix special. What was it like an hour and a half long? Like you're, you signed a waiver, you said that you were gonna go and chat to stuff. Like, people can be edited in different ways. I understand that. But like, at the end of the day, they were talking about like, specific points during this show. And they were using her stuff from her interview about those specific points and all mashed up together. Did they look great? No, they looked terrible. And she did come across really badly. She didn't come across like she had much regret or anything like that. And I'd say that it has been detrimental to her career and stuff like that.
38:21 Speaker 01 Well, she's saying not only to her career, but to her ice cream shop, Smiles and Dream,
38:28 Speaker 01 has been negatively affected. She says people are review bombing the ice cream shop.
38:33 Speaker 02 I do, I disagree with that now. I hate when people do that because I just think it's like, it's a level of cruelty. That that's like, it's hard to get rid of reviews like that, especially if it's, if it's a nice business, you've just been a dick.
38:47 Speaker 01 She's saying that they basically said she didn't miss, she didn't visit Miss J. Is it Miss J?
38:52 Speaker 02 Miss J, yes, she didn't visit, but that she says she has tried to make, make contact. And she's using the fact that she lives in Australia as a bit of an excuse.
39:00 Speaker 01 Well, I mean, it is.
39:02 Speaker 02 I know, but Miss J kind of has said that she hasn't been.
39:05 Speaker 01 Been in touch.
39:06 Speaker 02 You know, and she hasn't been a friend. So you can't just say, like, I.
39:11 Speaker 01 Like you FaceTime, you throw in a Zoom, you Zoom.
39:15 Speaker 02 But also, it's Netflix. Like Netflix are not going to leave themselves open for somebody to be able to sue them over a show. They know exactly what they're doing. They're a huge organisation. I just can't imagine.
39:27 Speaker 01 I also think there's an irony in Tyra. Saying firstly, she's like, I was producer on the show. I kind of invented this vehicle and I brought all this like positive energy towards modeling and kind of like recalibrated the modeling industry. But then in the same breath, she's like, but I have no responsibility for anything that happened in the show. Like she's kind of taking responsibility, giving it back. She's also giving out about being a manipulative editor, which is basically what the show, also the show, the show did.
39:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:58 Speaker 01 As well. It's very pot cattle. Feels very pot cattle. But I'm sorry for, I'm sorry for smizing dreams.
40:06 Speaker 02 Smizing dreams. So she's living, she's living in Australia now, she is.
40:09 Speaker 01 Yes, yeah.
40:10 Speaker 02 What's she doing out there? That's a bit random, isn't it?
40:12 Speaker 01 She's, she's, she's, she's smizing dreams. She's smizing, she's dreaming.
40:17 Speaker 02 She's smizing and dreaming.
40:18 Speaker 01 She's smizing and dreaming. So we'll be, we'll keep an eye and see where this story goes.
40:22 Speaker 02 Did you see your man in Australia, another one, another Australian one? He basically, it's like, it's like a soap opera. It's the new Home and Away. This man walks into his bedroom and he was recording on his phone and he found his wife in bed with his son. The wife is 38 year old, a 38 year old woman and she was sleeping with the 19 year old stepson. But since that has come out, she has said they've all been at war with each other over social media. The dad is absolutely raging with the son, wants nothing to do with him.
40:55 Speaker 01 Well, yeah.
40:55 Speaker 02 Wants to hurt him.
40:56 Speaker 01 You'd be fuming.
40:57 Speaker 02 Fuming. But she says that they were broken up. I mean, it makes no difference. Like you can't be, you can't be going after your son after he's just been with him.
41:08 Speaker 01 I saw that footage and similar to the, God, that poor woman who was thrown off that bridge. I thought this was, not AI, sorry. I, I thought the woman who was thrown off the bridge was AI. It took me ages to figure out that was real.
41:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
41:21 Speaker 01 But this I thought was, it felt staged to me.
41:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, it's real, it's real.
41:25 Speaker 01 Are you sure?
41:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's all over Australian news. Yeah, it's, it's like a seriously, it's like a live soap opera, as I said. It's just, I mean, you couldn't forgive, you couldn't forgive your son, could you? Even if he didn't fancy you anymore. Oh, I don't know.
41:40 Speaker 01 All is fair in love and war.
41:41 Speaker 02 I mean, she's worse, obviously. She should really not be sleeping with the son. Come on, choose one, you can't have both.
41:47 Speaker 01 All is fair in love and war. What's the age difference? Is it, is it significant like you and me?
41:51 Speaker 02 It's not, no, it's, yeah, well, it's not that big a gap. It's, she's 38 and he's 19.
41:58 Speaker 01 Okay, so they're closer in age than you and I are. Okay, good to know. That's helpful.
42:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, isn't that a mad story though? Imagine competing with your children for a partner.
42:08 Speaker 01 Well, he's not competing because he's lost.
42:10 Speaker 02 Oh, God.
42:11 Speaker 01 He's lost. I would say that goes on more than we would be aware of, if you know what I mean. I would say there's so much going on behind closed doors in families and stuff. Also, this woman, I mean, the father should take it as a compliment because the son probably is similar to him. So maybe she's heartbroken and she was like, all I have is this, you know, on sale version, which is a younger version of the man I'm in love with, and I'm gonna shag his son. I don't know, I'm trying to be positive. It's my new thing.
42:39 Speaker 02 I mean, it could be worse though. You hear of people being with their cousins and stuff like that. And you hear about adopted children getting with their parents because they, they, they.
42:48 Speaker 01 It was one time, one time. And I told you that in confidence.
42:55 Speaker 01 I told you that in confidence.
42:58 Speaker 02 But you do, you hear that.
42:59 Speaker 01 This is why I've stopped answering the phone to you because I, I can't trust you anymore.
43:07 Speaker 02 Well, any luck now that will make the Daily Mail?
43:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
43:12 Speaker 01 I still, I still touch wood and thank God and all the rest, three Knox and seven Magpies. They've no interest in me. Still, I, I still.
43:22 Speaker 02 Oh, wait, the traitor's coming, my friend.
43:25 Speaker 01 Well.
43:26 Speaker 02 I want nothing to do, I don't want to be known to be with Joanna if the bin men find out we're, we're alliances.
43:32 Speaker 01 No, that is a problem.
43:33 Speaker 02 I'm in big trouble. That is a problem.
43:35 Speaker 01 I am trying to figure out how to fix that.
43:36 Speaker 03 By next week, let's make amends with the bin men.
43:39 Speaker 02 Get them, why don't you?
43:40 Speaker 01 Lingerie, grab my lingerie.
43:41 Speaker 02 A croissant, a food, a can of coke and a croissant.
43:45 Speaker 03 Five hundred quid.
43:46 Speaker 02 Five hundred quid would work as well, yeah, it would.
43:49 Speaker 01 And a laced tit, no? Just the, just the cash and a croissant. Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand. The beef is beefing, like a croissant.
43:56 Speaker 02 I know, but as soon as you give money, you're gonna like, what are you gonna give them for Christmas and stuff like that? You know what I mean?
44:01 Speaker 03 More money.
44:01 Speaker 02 It's tough. More money, yeah.
44:06 Speaker 01 You're so right. You're so right.
44:08 Speaker 02 Try a coke and a croissant.
44:09 Speaker 01 My next step, my next step, I need to be really careful about it. Or I'm going to end up having to give them 10 grand at Christmas. Just to get them to pick up like one black bag.
44:20 Speaker 02 This sounds like one of our emails, by the way. Do get back to us and let us know how you get on, okay?
44:25 Speaker 01 I will. No, I will. I'll keep you informed. Yeah. Keep me anon, please.
44:30 Speaker 01 Do you keep me anon?
44:33 Speaker 02 Thank you, everybody, for listening. Joe's hand is about to fall off because he keeps waving, trying to make us shut up. We, uh, we have very much enjoyed that and please keep sending your emails into?
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44:52 Speaker 02 Okay, please like and subscribe.
44:54 Speaker 01 Well, no, I think you need a bit more charm than that.
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