Bonus Episode - Advice with Karen and Georgia

Karen and Georgia give listeners advice about lottery numbers, seeing the face of the moon and tramp stamps. Presented by Cars.com. See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is exactly right.

• 0:07Speaker 00

  911, what's your emergency?

• 0:10Karen Kilgariff?

  Please help us. They're everywhere. We think they're murder hornets. 911 Nashville returns.

• 0:17Georgia Hardstark?

  It's a homicide detective down here.

• 0:19Speaker 03

  Three bodies on the ground.

• 0:20Karen Kilgariff?

  With emergencies of biblical proportions.

• 0:23Speaker 03

  Hellson swarms upon you and upon your people.

• 0:26Georgia Hardstark?

  That's one of the plagues of the Bible.

• 0:27Speaker 03

  And somebody's unleashing them on Nashville.

• 0:30Karen Kilgariff?

  Brian Phillippech, 911 Nashville. All new Thursdays on ABC, next day on Hulu.

• 0:52Georgia Hardstark?

  Hello.

• 0:53Karen Kilgariff?

  Hello.

• 0:53Georgia Hardstark?

  And welcome to My Favorite Murder.

• 0:56Karen Kilgariff?

  That's Georgia Hardstark.

• 0:57Georgia Hardstark?

  That's Karen Calacara.

• 0:58Karen Kilgariff?

  And this is our bonus advice episode, where we solve all of your problems by answering the questions that you submitted to us. We call it Advice with Karen and Georgia, brought to you by Cars.com.

• 1:09Georgia Hardstark?

  Because whether you're trying to find the right car or need life advice, having a trusted source makes it a whole lot easier. Just to be clear, we're the trusted source.

• 1:18Karen Kilgariff?

  That's us.

• 1:18Georgia Hardstark?

  In this situation. All right. This one's so hard. The first one's like the hardest question. I can't even imagine answering this. It's from Emily Jane McGinnis. What advice would you give someone turning 30? Give us the 30 era reel reel.

• 1:34Karen Kilgariff?

  30.

• 1:35Georgia Hardstark?

  That's hard.

• 1:37Karen Kilgariff?

  30. I'm almost double that. So let me think. I think 30 is like you start to believe you know a bunch of stuff. And we may have talked about this before.

• 1:50Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 1:50Karen Kilgariff?

  This is my theory on when you're in your 30s.

• 1:52Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 1:53Karen Kilgariff?

  It's a real setup. Because you've got through your 20s, right? You know you're a dipshit when you're 18.

• 1:59Georgia Hardstark?

  Yes.

• 1:59Karen Kilgariff?

  When you go through your 20s, you get to the end of that and you think, now I know everything.

• 2:04Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 2:04Karen Kilgariff?

  And then you become one of those insufferable people who thinks they know everything.

• 2:08Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 2:08Karen Kilgariff?

  And you're actually just 30.

• 2:10Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 2:11Karen Kilgariff?

  Where you actually start to realize that you don't know anything.

• 2:14Georgia Hardstark?

  Right. But you should know things.

• 2:17Karen Kilgariff?

  You should. But you won't till probably your early 40s.

• 2:21Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 2:22Karen Kilgariff?

  You're still as dumb as you were when you were 18, but now you just have like a bunch of bills and a shitty job.

• 2:28Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 2:28Karen Kilgariff?

  Or maybe a great job.

• 2:29Georgia Hardstark?

  You think you're supposed to be doing things with your life, which you don't. You're not.

• 2:32Karen Kilgariff?

  No, it's still too early for all that. Now you're, you just like solidified some stuff. Like now there's ground under your feet.

• 2:38Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 2:39Karen Kilgariff?

  But you still don't know anything.

• 2:40Georgia Hardstark?

  I think the thing, my thing would be to not think about yourself in your 30s. Think about yourself older, like in your 40s. And where do you want to be then? So everything you're doing in your 30s isn't as important as you think, except for the fact that you want, whatever you're doing, you want it to be so that your 40s person will thank you. Because that's the more important part.

• 3:01Karen Kilgariff?

  Perfect advice. Yes. It's just like be aiming in the direction of.

• 3:06Georgia Hardstark?

  Yes.

• 3:06Karen Kilgariff?

  But know that isn't one singular path.

• 3:09Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 3:10Karen Kilgariff?

  So that you, like if you get to the neighborhood of where you want to be.

• 3:13Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 3:14Karen Kilgariff?

  Right? I thought I wanted to be a sitcom actress when I was 24 years old.

• 3:19Georgia Hardstark?

  Wow.

• 3:19Karen Kilgariff?

  And I moved here to do that.

• 3:21Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 3:21Karen Kilgariff?

  And then I went and actually started auditioning for things. I was like, I want no part of any of this. But I sure did run my mouth about all my dreams and whatever. And it's like, you get to step back and reassess and then go, okay, well, I tried that. It didn't work and/or I didn't like it.

• 3:36Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 3:37Karen Kilgariff?

  So now I'm going to start again and do some, like, know that your five-year plan has to be broken down and rebuilt every three years.

• 3:45Georgia Hardstark?

  Totally. And don't, don't, don't judge your own life based on everyone else's life, even your best friend. Totally different trajectories and it doesn't matter like what your trajectory is right now. It's not going to be what you think it is. It's going to be something totally different for everyone.

• 3:58Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Georgia Hardstark?

  So just relax.

• 3:59Karen Kilgariff?

  And look at yourself from big picture, outside of yourself, through the eyes of your grandma or someone that really loved you, and be nice about it.

• 4:08Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Karen Kilgariff?

  And remember, you could die at any second.

• 4:11Georgia Hardstark?

  That's so dark.

• 4:12Karen Kilgariff?

  It's true, though. Okay. Do you think we did that one?

• 4:16Georgia Hardstark?

  I think so.

• 4:17Karen Kilgariff?

  Okay.

• 4:19Karen Kilgariff?

  Oh, this is hilarious and I relate to it very much. This one's from at LittleEngineThatCan'tEven on Instagram.

• 4:25Georgia Hardstark?

  That's good.

• 4:26Karen Kilgariff?

  And they wrote in asking, how do you convince a cantankerous older father to go to the doctor?

• 4:32Georgia Hardstark?

  Oh, I had to do that recently.

• 4:34Karen Kilgariff?

  Did you really?

• 4:35Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 4:35Karen Kilgariff?

  What'd you do?

• 4:36Georgia Hardstark?

  I said, I'm making you an appointment with this doctor that I have. He's amazing and I'll meet you there.

• 4:42Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 4:42Georgia Hardstark?

  Because I knew he wouldn't come if I just told him to.

• 4:45Karen Kilgariff?

  Nice.

• 4:46Georgia Hardstark?

  And then I said, I'll make you the appointment. But he was like, I got it, I got it. And he went. I was really surprised he did. But what about you? You're probably the same. Your dad probably doesn't want to go to appointments.

• 4:55Karen Kilgariff?

  No. But here's the thing about old Jim. He is a rule follower.

• 4:59Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 4:59Karen Kilgariff?

  And he, I think he still has my mother's voice in his head. Because that's, if anybody avoided stuff like that or wasn't going to do their, you know.

• 5:08Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 5:08Karen Kilgariff?

  When you're, you have to get a colonoscopy when you're 40, all those kinds of things. She would just be like, oh, really? So just, you're, you're going to be a rebel with this?

• 5:16Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 5:17Karen Kilgariff?

  And then so and so goes undiagnosed. Like she would argue that logic all the time.

• 5:23Georgia Hardstark?

  Be right him a little bit.

• 5:25Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah.

• 5:25Georgia Hardstark?

  I think that, and then you have to make it seem like not a big deal. Like just go to this doctor. It's not a big deal. And then step by step, like start from the beginning. Like, did you make the appointment? I'll meet you there. Like all of those little steps.

• 5:37Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 5:37Georgia Hardstark?

  You have to be there, unfortunately. They're like children.

• 5:39Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes. I mean, and also, this modern life is very difficult for people that grew up in the fucking 50s or 60s.

• 5:46Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 5:47Karen Kilgariff?

  Where like, just, just download the app, dad. It's like, they don't know what you're talking about most of the time. And be honest, you kind of don't either.

• 5:55Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 5:55Karen Kilgariff?

  So like, anything that's like the technical part.

• 5:58Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 5:58Karen Kilgariff?

  I think that's great. Mark, you were just like, hey, I'll just be there if you have questions.

• 6:03Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah. Or like, I'll take notes. Or I said, would you feel better if I were there? And he said, yes. And like, so I went and that was like.

• 6:10Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Georgia Hardstark?

  Important part.

• 6:11Karen Kilgariff?

  It's good. That's really nice.

• 6:13Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Karen Kilgariff?

  You body doubled for old Marty.

• 6:15Georgia Hardstark?

  I know.

• 6:15Karen Kilgariff?

  Because also, it's like, my dad's in, my dad goes in and won't let us go inside.

• 6:20Georgia Hardstark?

  Right.

• 6:20Karen Kilgariff?

  And my sister's like, right, but he can't repeat anything that the doctor tells him.

• 6:25Georgia Hardstark?

  Exactly.

• 6:25Karen Kilgariff?

  Because he doesn't hear anything.

• 6:27Georgia Hardstark?

  He doesn't hear it or remember.

• 6:28Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 6:29Georgia Hardstark?

  Right?

• 6:29Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah.

• 6:29Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 6:30Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah, it's tough.

• 6:31Georgia Hardstark?

  It is tough. We received a bunch of requests asking our advice about baby names of all things.

• 6:37Karen Kilgariff?

  I mean, they're going to come to the source. Because what are we known best for?

• 6:41Georgia Hardstark?

  Naming babies. All those babies that we name. Okay, the first one is GollyHilligan from Instagram says, what should my wife and I name our baby?

• 6:50Karen Kilgariff?

  GollyHilligan, obviously.

• 6:53Georgia Hardstark?

  No info. Like, we don't know anything about the baby.

• 6:56Karen Kilgariff?

  No gender, no.

• 6:57Georgia Hardstark?

  Pick a name. Pick one name.

• 6:59Karen Kilgariff?

  I mean, Golly's a cute first name.

• 7:01Georgia Hardstark?

  Golly? What about Mortimer? Like, if we're going to, if you're going to give us nothing, we're going to give you nothing.

• 7:07Karen Kilgariff?

  What about Richie Rich?

• 7:08Georgia Hardstark?

  Yes.

• 7:09Karen Kilgariff?

  Boy or girl?

• 7:10Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay.

• 7:10Karen Kilgariff?

  And because then people think they're rich, which is all people need these days.

• 7:14Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, boom, we did that one. Schmecca from Instagram says, at least give us a little more information. My baby boy is due in two months and we cannot agree on a name. You decide, please. But no, like suggestions.

• 7:28Karen Kilgariff?

  Can I say the first thing that popped in my head?

• 7:30Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 7:31Karen Kilgariff?

  I was just trying to think of a man's name.

• 7:32Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 7:33Karen Kilgariff?

  Of like, what's a good name? Which I would say, a name like Mike is a good name. Like a solid, old-fashioned name.

• 7:39Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay.

• 7:40Karen Kilgariff?

  But I'll be honest, the first name that popped into my head was Buster Posey, who was like, used to be the catcher for the Giants.

• 7:45Georgia Hardstark?

  Buster Posey.

• 7:46Karen Kilgariff?

  Buster Posey. How about we bring back like Buster is a fucking great name for a boy. Lucky? Or Sharky?

• 7:53Georgia Hardstark?

  Sharky. I know, I did, I was, there was a name in a book I was listening to recently that I liked, a boy's name that I, I thought sounded strong and normal, but not everyone would have it.

• 8:04Karen Kilgariff?

  Kayden?

• 8:05Georgia Hardstark?

  That's a good one. Now everyone has that name, right?

• 8:07Karen Kilgariff?

  Everyone has that name.

• 8:07Georgia Hardstark?

  Oh my God. Corbin.

• 8:09Karen Kilgariff?

  Corbin.

• 8:10Georgia Hardstark?

  Do you like that?

• 8:11Karen Kilgariff?

  Sure. After Corbin Burnson from Law and Order.

• 8:14Georgia Hardstark?

  Sure.

• 8:15Karen Kilgariff?

  I mean, LA Law.

• 8:15Georgia Hardstark?

  Sure. Okay, we got that one. Tip082 from Instagram asks, I need a name for my baby girl. I have a daughter, Elena, E-L-E-N-A, and I am due with my second in August. Okay, girl's name.

• 8:30Karen Kilgariff?

  What if, if they want to do E's, like match Elena's name?

• 8:34Georgia Hardstark?

  Do you like that?

• 8:35Karen Kilgariff?

  That's fun.

• 8:35Georgia Hardstark?

  Uh huh.

• 8:36Karen Kilgariff?

  Like.

• 8:37Georgia Hardstark?

  So what's an E name? Eleanor.

• 8:40Karen Kilgariff?

  That's a great name, too.

• 8:42Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah, and they can call her Lenny.

• 8:45Karen Kilgariff?

  And then she can go, the rabbits. And like later on, you can have a really funny mice and men joke.

• 8:50Georgia Hardstark?

  That'd be great.

• 8:51Karen Kilgariff?

  Eleanor and Elena. That's a nice combination.

• 8:53Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 8:54Karen Kilgariff?

  And Lenny's a very cute.

• 8:56Georgia Hardstark?

  Lenny.

• 8:56Karen Kilgariff?

  You nailed it. I was going to say, you know, Michaela with M-I-C-K-A-Y-L-I-Y-A.

• 9:08Georgia Hardstark?

  That's every child's name. I'm canceling you.

• 9:10Karen Kilgariff?

  It's all canceled.

• 9:11Georgia Hardstark?

  Canceled.

• 9:15Karen Kilgariff?

  Okay, this one's from Casey Lane B., who wrote into the Discord asking, "I'm a millennial who got into the tattoo game later in life, the tattoo game. I want a ridiculous tramp stamp to add to my collection."

• 9:30Georgia Hardstark?

  Oh, wow.

• 9:31Karen Kilgariff?

  How come?

• 9:32Georgia Hardstark?

  Why?

• 9:33Karen Kilgariff?

  And so the question is this, "Spice Girls tribute or my favorite animal, a humpback whale?" Those are the choices.

• 9:41Georgia Hardstark?

  Wow.

• 9:41Karen Kilgariff?

  So let's, first of all, we'll go back and forth and we'll talk about that choice and what choice we would make. And then what's the third option they're not considering that maybe would help that choice?

• 9:51Georgia Hardstark?

  Nothing. Is that the third option? Not doing that?

• 9:55Karen Kilgariff?

  Between, if you had to, live or die, Spice Girls, humpback whale, tramps, yeah.

• 10:00Georgia Hardstark?

  Well, obviously humpback whale, because Spice Girls mean nothing to me.

• 10:04Karen Kilgariff?

  Oh.

• 10:04Georgia Hardstark?

  What's the...

• 10:05Karen Kilgariff?

  Wow, I think we just started some beef here.

• 10:08Georgia Hardstark?

  I mean, not, I don't hate them, but they're nothing.

• 10:11Karen Kilgariff?

  Spice Girls mean nothing to me.

• 10:12Georgia Hardstark?

  I was in high school at that time, I was on drugs, I don't, I didn't care when they, you know, it was just like...

• 10:16Karen Kilgariff?

  You, I have a feeling that you got with lovers, but you didn't care about your friends. Is that true?

• 10:21Georgia Hardstark?

  Maybe that's the problem here.

• 10:23Karen Kilgariff?

  Is that?

• 10:23Georgia Hardstark?

  That could be it.

• 10:24Karen Kilgariff?

  You felt really called out by that song.

• 10:26Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, so as someone with a, with a sea-themed tramp stamp, an ocean-themed tramp stamp, how do you feel?

• 10:34Karen Kilgariff?

  I thought you were thinking about yourself, I'm like, what is it?

• 10:37Georgia Hardstark?

  No, you have a salmon.

• 10:39Karen Kilgariff?

  My salmon on, in my tramp stamp, I would say this, don't go blue whale.

• 10:44Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 10:45Karen Kilgariff?

  Uh, you can have favorite animals and not put them on yourself.

• 10:48Georgia Hardstark?

  Sure.

• 10:49Karen Kilgariff?

  If I had a, if blue whale was my favorite animal, I'd be putting it like somewhere I could see it.

• 10:55Georgia Hardstark?

  Actually, I think Jonah Ray has a blue whale tattoo on his arm.

• 10:59Karen Kilgariff?

  Um, well, I was just gonna say, if it's your favorite animal, you should put it in a place where you can see it. Because I don't realize I have that stupid tramp stamp on my back anymore, and I would love to have it removed, because it is just dumb and is for nothing.

• 11:14Georgia Hardstark?

  I think there's something to be said for a simple, um, design that's pretty or, you know, cool or whatever, as a tramp stamp, rather than an actual thing.

• 11:25Karen Kilgariff?

  So what you're saying is the silhouette of all five Spice Girls?

• 11:29Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah.

• 11:30Karen Kilgariff?

  But, but in the shape of a whale?

• 11:34Georgia Hardstark?

  Get both!

• 11:35Karen Kilgariff?

  What if the five of them are riding a whale?

• 11:37Georgia Hardstark?

  Oh my God, you fucking solved it. Get that immediately, send us a photo, we need to see that.

• 11:42Karen Kilgariff?

  Amazing, okay.

• 11:43Georgia Hardstark?

  You just did that one, we're so good at this.

• 11:45Karen Kilgariff?

  Because you know why? We care, we're really trying to help people.

• 11:48Georgia Hardstark?

  We do care.

• 11:48Karen Kilgariff?

  But we don't want you to get a tramp stamp. But if you insist, then it has to be a whale with all five Spice Girls.

• 11:54Georgia Hardstark?

  Isn't it funny that it's like kitschy now to get a tramp stamp? It's like been so long that we got our tramp stamps, that it's now like ironic to get a tramp stamp?

• 12:01Karen Kilgariff?

  The, the feelings that I'm feeling, watching all the clothes get big again, where it does, I don't care about any of it anymore. And for so long, the pants were so tight on me.

• 12:11Georgia Hardstark?

  I know.

• 12:12Karen Kilgariff?

  And now they're big, with a big shirt, and that's the height of fucking fashion?

• 12:16Georgia Hardstark?

  No, don't, and like belting it, that's stupid.

• 12:19Karen Kilgariff?

  I have a complaint to Father Time, and he doesn't care.

• 12:24Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, this one is from Renifer Coolidge on Instagram. Okay, here's my drama, "I can see the face on the moon, my girlfriend can't." Can y'all see it?

• 12:35Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 12:35Georgia Hardstark?

  Yes!

• 12:36Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 12:37Georgia Hardstark?

  Boom. That's, that's our advice to you.

• 12:39Karen Kilgariff?

  Your girlfriend's wrong, break up, end that relationship, Renifer.

• 12:43Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah, your girlfriend needs glasses, sorry.

• 12:46Karen Kilgariff?

  Or your girlfriend is fighting whimsy.

• 12:48Georgia Hardstark?

  I was just gonna say!

• 12:49Karen Kilgariff?

  Were you gonna say that?

• 12:50Georgia Hardstark?

  There's like a whimsical problem here.

• 12:52Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes, it's like, I used to have a boyfriend that would do stuff like that, where they're like, they love to argue. Like, I had a, I had a tote bag that had like a saying on it. It was like, if you hang around a barber shop, you're gonna get a haircut. And he'd be like, "That doesn't mean anything." And I'd be like, "It literally absolutely means..."

• 13:12Georgia Hardstark?

  Absolutely.

• 13:12Karen Kilgariff?

  "And it's a good piece of advice, and it's also kind of wise." And it's just like, "It literally doesn't mean..."

• 13:18Georgia Hardstark?

  Oh God, like, why are you being contrary?

• 13:20Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah.

• 13:20Georgia Hardstark?

  Like, so you're saying, break up?

• 13:22Karen Kilgariff?

  Break up.

• 13:23Georgia Hardstark?

  With a person who refuses to see the fun little character that isn't important, but it's, but won't be there with you and go there with you.

• 13:33Karen Kilgariff?

  Yeah, you, they gotta go, and also, if you can't see the face on the moon, or you don't, or you're gonna stand around arguing that there isn't one there, go over to the fucking JPL or something and become the rocket scientist that you need to be. But everybody else is just like, this is a human experience.

• 13:50Georgia Hardstark?

  Totally.

• 13:50Karen Kilgariff?

  Finding faces in...

• 13:52Georgia Hardstark?

  Like, or a cloud, or whatever it is.

• 13:55Karen Kilgariff?

  Open your goddamn eyes.

• 13:57Georgia Hardstark?

  Try it sometime.

• 13:58Karen Kilgariff?

  Break up with them.

• 13:58Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, last one. Oh, someone wants us to pick lottery numbers? Fuck, what if we did it?

• 14:04Karen Kilgariff?

  I know. Let's really focus right now.

• 14:06Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, how many are there?

• 14:06Karen Kilgariff?

  We'll go back and forth, seven.

• 14:07Georgia Hardstark?

  Seven numbers, one through 35.

• 14:10Karen Kilgariff?

  One through 35.

• 14:11Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah, so let's pick, okay, you got, you picked three, I'll pick three, and then we'll pick one together.

• 14:16Karen Kilgariff?

  Eight.

• 14:16Georgia Hardstark?

  Uh-huh.

• 14:18Karen Kilgariff?

  11.

• 14:19Georgia Hardstark?

  Uh-huh.

• 14:20Karen Kilgariff?

  I'm doing the low ones, and you can do the higher ones. 23.

• 14:24Georgia Hardstark?

  Uh-huh, okay, and then I'll go, uh, 33, 42, 49, and then...

• 14:31Karen Kilgariff?

  I think we're over 35.

• 14:32Georgia Hardstark?

  Right. Okay, then, what did you say?

• 14:37Karen Kilgariff?

  I ended on 23, I believe.

• 14:39Georgia Hardstark?

  Okay, so 26, 31, 35, and then, no, we can't, then that's it.

• 14:46Karen Kilgariff?

  Do you want a Powerball in there?

• 14:47Georgia Hardstark?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:48Karen Kilgariff?

  11?

• 14:48Georgia Hardstark?

  11.

• 14:49Karen Kilgariff?

  Did we already do 11?

• 14:50Georgia Hardstark?

  I think we did 11, 9.

• 14:51Karen Kilgariff?

  9 for the Powerball.

• 14:52Georgia Hardstark?

  Whatever that was, we don't know, but you owe us half. It says if I win, I'll share. So that's from Chloe Hamm on Instagram, so thank you, and you're welcome, Chloe.

• 15:01Karen Kilgariff?

  Chloe, you're welcome, I hope, please spend it wisely.

• 15:04Georgia Hardstark?

  Don't, no, please, just fuck on one crazy what the fuck shopping spree.

• 15:09Karen Kilgariff?

  On drugs. Just like really...

• 15:11Georgia Hardstark?

  But good drugs.

• 15:12Karen Kilgariff?

  Good drugs, spend the money.

• 15:13Georgia Hardstark?

  Share them with us.

• 15:14Karen Kilgariff?

  Uh, also, absolutely get an Uber driver.

• 15:17Georgia Hardstark?

  Yes.

• 15:17Karen Kilgariff?

  Absolutely get a driver that day, and don't, you know, please.

• 15:21Georgia Hardstark?

  That's our advice to you.

• 15:22Karen Kilgariff?

  Yes.

• 15:22Georgia Hardstark?

  Well, thanks for listening to our advice, our great advice.

• 15:26Karen Kilgariff?

  Have we ruined any lives yet? If your life was ruined by our advice, please write in at [email protected].

• 15:32Georgia Hardstark?

  If you want us to ruin your life, send us your questions at myfavoritemurder@gmail.

• 15:36Karen Kilgariff?

  Let us guide you into the pit of despair. That's what we call advice.

• 15:42Georgia Hardstark?

  We'll be there with you, it's nice and warm down here.

• 15:44Karen Kilgariff?

  It's funny.

• 15:45Georgia Hardstark?

  They have snacks. Okay, this episode was brought to you by Cars.com, the trusted site for finding the right car with confidence.

• 15:53Karen Kilgariff?

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• 16:00Georgia Hardstark?

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• 16:03Karen Kilgariff?

  And stay sexy.

• 16:04Georgia Hardstark?

  And don't get murdered. Goodbye.

• 16:07Karen Kilgariff?

  Elvis, do you want a cookie?

• 16:09Georgia Hardstark?

  Ah!

• 16:16Karen Kilgariff?

  This has been an Exactly Right Production.

• 16:18Georgia Hardstark?

  Our managing producer is Molly Smith.

• 16:20Karen Kilgariff?

  Our consulting producer is Kate Schellbach.

• 16:22Georgia Hardstark?

  Our creative lead is Allison Agosti.

• 16:24Karen Kilgariff?

  Our associate producer is Tessa Hughes, and our editor is Aristotle Acevedo.

• 16:29Georgia Hardstark?

  This episode was mixed by Leona Scolacci.

• 16:31Karen Kilgariff?

  Email your hometowns to [email protected] and follow the show on Instagram at MyFavoriteMurder.

• 16:37Georgia Hardstark?

  Listen to My Favorite Murder on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

• 16:42Karen Kilgariff?

  Or watch new episodes every week on Netflix. Search for My Favorite Murder, add us to your list, and hit the double thumbs up button. Goodbye.

• 16:56Karen Kilgariff?

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• 17:00Georgia Hardstark?

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• 17:08Karen Kilgariff?

  As part of the On Air at Sea collection, this immersive sailing brings together fan favorite podcasts, including Disgrace Land, Buried Bones, and Wisecrack, for live recordings, behind-the-scenes access, exclusive meet and greets, and crime-themed programming that you won't find anywhere else.

• 17:25Georgia Hardstark?

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• 17:27Karen Kilgariff?

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