Ep 624 - Big Boy (feat. Nate Marshall)

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• 1:39Speaker 02

  Incredible.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  The Wild Wild West.

• 1:42Matt McCusker?

  Hey, we're fired up, dude. We're here. We're here. We're here again. Every week, dude. We're here. We're rocking. I'm not trying to be purposely obscured in the plans. This is just how the seat's going.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  You do got the safari look going, though.

• 1:54Matt McCusker?

  The what?

• 1:55Speaker 02

  You got the safari look going, though.

• 1:56Matt McCusker?

  I do look like Jungle Jim right now.

• 1:59Speaker 04

  Four beers.

• 2:01Matt McCusker?

  I got cooked in the sun yesterday, so the bucket, I just brought the bucket I am wearing inside just to reflect how absolutely sunburned I was.

• 2:10Matt McCusker?

  I just got destroyed in the sun and then I was chilling at the house, just dead. I had just eaten, crushed my fiber like drink. Pour the fiber powder in the drink and dude, I, I'm still in a bathing suit with wet underwear. Cause it's, you know, the bathing suit doesn't have ever, like, why do you have it on underwear? Cause they didn't have like a net and it's just, it's so thin.

• 2:33Speaker 04

  And you were around, you were around children, right?

• 2:35Matt McCusker?

  I'm around children. You can't have, you can't have the teen that's getting vacuum sealed. Even if, even if that day. It's just weird. Even if I was like presenting that day, cause it is, we're in the Austin heat. This is the best flash of dawn weather ever. I could've even been presenting. I still don't, you don't want the fucking deh flash it. You don't want the deh fucking vacuum sealed in the pool. It's just awkward. And then you gotta watch too. If I get out of the water, I'll try to like unvacuum seal. But then you're just opening your waistband. You can be flashing dawn inadvertently.

• 3:02Speaker 04

  It's the, I don't know. I was about to complain about a whole different thing. I got like, I get the same problem where I'm not, I wear the netted jeans, but my like soft water dick gets mashed into the front of it. But it looks like every time, I don't know if it's just the way my dick wrestle my balls. It looks like I have the tiniest boner. And it's just, I get out the pool every time like, oh shit.

• 3:24Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it sucks dude. It sucks. You gotta do it, you gotta do a quick like, and then it's like, yeah, you get into the head game of like, is this person wondering why I'm adjusting?

• 3:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't wanna look like I'm being a fuck.

• 3:34Matt McCusker?

  Big dick behavior? Is it little dick behavior? I don't know. I don't, I don't know what these fucking ladies are thinking.

• 3:38Speaker 04

  And I don't want anybody to think it's weirdo behavior. Cause, cause I feel like I gotta do it every time I get out the pool.

• 3:43Matt McCusker?

  I've been trying to let it ride, but I, I do, cause every now and again, it's not as bad as you think. And that's why I'll keep the boxer briefs on under certain bathing suits that don't have the compression. Cause it's like, they're so thin. If I get vacuum sealed, it's just, it's just awkward dudes.

• 3:58Speaker 04

  I get nervous to just even check how bad it looks. Cause I feel like once you make eye contact with it, you have, you notice you're like, well, I got it.

• 4:04Matt McCusker?

  I try to hit it underwater as I'm getting out. I'll try to, cause then if you let the water in, it breaks the seal. Water rushes.

• 4:10Speaker 04

  I haven't even thought of that. I don't think about it till I'm out the water.

• 4:13Matt McCusker?

  I know. Then I'm like ninety-nine percent of the times, I'm just kind of coming out, but lately I have been like, I'm gonna let it ride. I'm gonna let it ride. We have fucking foreigners here. We got guys in speedos.

• 4:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 4:25Matt McCusker?

  There's, there's a dude in speedos the other day, laying on his back, just sunning a hog, and it's just like, bro, do you? Do you? But like, I, I was.

• 4:35Speaker 04

  Probably feels nice.

• 4:36Matt McCusker?

  Swimming, being like, girls don't even like that, dude. They don't like that. Being weird. And I was, I was like, these two ladies, and I'm like, I was like, they don't like that. That's gotta just be.

• 4:45Speaker 04

  I, I gotta ask, actually, because now I need to know if ladies think that's like, because in my mind, it looks so goofy. It's no way they go. That's hot as hell.

• 4:54Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it, I honestly, though, upon, if I had my eye on these guys, they're gay guys. Right away, I'm like, oh, duh.

• 5:00Speaker 04

  I was also not even worried about what ladies think.

• 5:02Matt McCusker?

  Weren't even thinking about them. They were probably wondering what I was thinking about, and I'm like, I am actively thinking, I'm the only guy in this pool thinking about your dong right now.

• 5:10Speaker 05

  But dude, like, you think about it like, uh, we see ladies in bikinis and go, ooh, you know?

• 5:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, a hundred percent. Also, sunny your dog probably feels, sunny your dick is probably like, I, I don't really, outside of like pissing outside during the day, like, I don't know what sun on my dick feels like. It's probably.

• 5:28Matt McCusker?

  It's nice. But he was, but again, it was still speedoed up. He didn't have it like hanging out.

• 5:32Speaker 04

  But still, that's this much of a layer.

• 5:34Matt McCusker?

  That's true. It was there.

• 5:35Speaker 04

  And it's like a tight layer. It's not like when you're in just your, your swim trunks was kind of like over you.

• 5:40Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, you're not feeling the rays. He was definitely feeling the rays on his dong. It's probably what was swelling it up.

• 5:46Speaker 04

  I was about to say, it probably makes it, I mean, there's a part of me that thinks it makes it at least a little bigger.

• 5:50Matt McCusker?

  Definitely, dude.

• 5:51Speaker 04

  Just the.

• 5:52Matt McCusker?

  Warm in the sun, and there's a fucking guy swimming there with his kids, just constantly checking your penis in the pool. He's probably like, what the hell's going on? It's working. It's working. My gay trap's working.

• 6:04Speaker 04

  Is that sunburned dude checking out my dick?

• 6:08Matt McCusker?

  It was, it was just, I was, the angle was crazy, because he was laying on his back.

• 6:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 6:13Matt McCusker?

  So if you're a pool, if you came out of the water,

• 6:15Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:15Matt McCusker?

  You saw the dudes, you just saw dick, all you saw was dick. You're like, wow, man, what the hell?

• 6:19Speaker 04

  And like the underside of dick, the worst porn shot.

• 6:22Matt McCusker?

  It was, it was like a crazy angle where I was like, bro, did you set this up?

• 6:25Speaker 04

  Yeah. Did you lift? Did you lift it before you laid?

• 6:28Matt McCusker?

  It was, yeah, they used that, yeah, he definitely propped it.

• 6:33Matt McCusker?

  That's just probably stuff you learn in gay school. How to lay out, how to just put it up properly. We never learned, our dads never taught us how to put it up properly.

• 6:42Speaker 04

  Petmanship and penis presentation. The three Ps.

• 6:47Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, that was, uh, that was the day yesterday, just floating, swimming, getting absolutely cooked. I learned, I learned about swimming though. I did learn about, um, learned how to swim properly.

• 6:59Speaker 04

  Was it a?

• 6:59Matt McCusker?

  Took lessons after my kid. My kid got done lessons and I, I kind of, I asked, I was like, you know, everyone give an old man some technique lessons. Dude, swimming's like, swimming properly is so fucking hard.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. What, what stroke were they teaching you?

• 7:13Matt McCusker?

  Freestyle.

• 7:13Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 7:14Matt McCusker?

  Freestyle.

• 7:14Speaker 04

  About your stroke, but.

• 7:15Matt McCusker?

  No, hey dude, that's, the swimming culture is like pause culture can't even be in swimming culture. Swimming culture is so outlandish with speedos and dude, it was.

• 7:26Speaker 04

  It's no, it would be, you'd be pausing all day.

• 7:28Matt McCusker?

  You'd be paused, you, you wouldn't be able, you, you can't even function. If you're even in a pause mindset, if I brought Dame Dash or somebody

• 7:37Matt McCusker?

  to a swim meet, he would, he would have, he'd have to leave. He's saying he could be paused when he'd be in there. If he was at a swim meet, he'd be like paused.

• 7:45Matt McCusker?

  You know, he's in a full suit on a podcast.

• 7:49Matt McCusker?

  Do whatever the fuck he's up to.

• 7:51Speaker 04

  I, I hope this isn't a hilariously like, I can't swim question, but what, I know, what's freestyle? Like it's just anything?

• 7:56Matt McCusker?

  Freestyle's the classic.

• 7:58Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, okay, okay.

• 8:01Speaker 04

  Oh, hand over hand.

• 8:04Matt McCusker?

  Whatever that is, but the, um, that's freestyle is hard to do without getting completely gassed. You get breaststroke indefinitely.

• 8:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, that, that.

• 8:12Matt McCusker?

  Cause you're coming up, but freestyle, I mean, this is, I don't want to bore people out of their minds, but if you're doing it properly, you need to have a plan, like, okay, three strokes, breathe. Cause if you're like, stroke, stroke, stroke, oh fuck, I'm out of air. And you, and you don't even come up for air. You just kind of roll to your side and your mouth breaches and you take in air and you go back down. But if you miss, I would just bring water in, you're like, it was. I have a long way to go, that's all. I have a long way to go.

• 8:36Speaker 04

  So you you found out you actually can't swim also?

• 8:40Matt McCusker?

  Well, I can swim. It's a matter of technique. I mean, I mean, I can I can do a thousand yards in about twenty seven minutes.

• 8:45Speaker 04

  I was trying to find solidarity between the three of us real quick.

• 8:49Matt McCusker?

  No, I I hear you. I'm not a particularly great swimmer, if you want to bond over that.

• 8:53Speaker 05

  I can swim, Nate. I got a great butterfly stroke.

• 8:55Speaker 04

  Bro, no you don't. Bro, no you don't.

• 8:59Matt McCusker?

  That's a ladybug stroke.

• 9:06Matt McCusker?

  I want to see your butterfly now. Okay.

• 9:10Speaker 04

  You know, matter of fact, almost a year ago.

• 9:12Matt McCusker?

  Where's your legs doing? Where's your legs doing?

• 9:15Speaker 04

  We went on the lake, it was like about a year ago. You that you, bro, you were terrified of the water. Me too.

• 9:21Matt McCusker?

  Lake water is, I will say, lake water is a little different.

• 9:24Speaker 04

  It was, I I we, I think we both did the whole day with the floaty. We were we were live, Jack.

• 9:29Matt McCusker?

  Smart. Floaty and floaty in the lake is honestly, especially I'm sure alcohol is involved.

• 9:34Speaker 04

  If we wouldn't have done that, we'd have drowned, and you guys would have been the racist guys who killed us on the internet. That wouldn't have been true, but that's what the internet would say. They'd be like, they went out there with their wife.

• 9:45Matt McCusker?

  Little Obama chef conspiracy.

• 9:49Matt McCusker?

  It would have been gay and racist. It would have been like gay racist conspiracy.

• 9:54Speaker 04

  We we get overly confident and just.

• 9:56Matt McCusker?

  I'm pretty sure they fucked their producers and drowned them.

• 10:01Speaker 04

  In Lake Austin. We get too confident, ruin everybody's lives.

• 10:07Matt McCusker?

  I mean, yeah, there was, um, what you call it? I just saw a thing, a famous, like, Instagram bodybuilder, like a fitness influencer, like an OG fitness influencer just. Yeah, he just, well, he drowned. The guy, I forget his name. He, um.

• 10:21Speaker 05

  I saw one about a guy who was like on ayahuasca and he like ran out of a building.

• 10:25Matt McCusker?

  No, wait, the guy in Thailand?

• 10:27Speaker 05

  Uh, I'll find it, because I I find the guy I'm talking about.

• 10:30Matt McCusker?

  I just I just had it here in my phone, uh, yesterday, but there was a guy who was like a OG fitness influencer, thirty two years old. And let me see if I can find it right here.

• 10:41Speaker 05

  Connor Murphy?

• 10:42Matt McCusker?

  I believe so, yeah.

• 10:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, that's the guy.

• 10:44Matt McCusker?

  Thirty-two years old.

• 10:46Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 10:46Matt McCusker?

  He apparently was just in Thailand and bugged out, like he smeared paint all over it. He like just was up all night. And again, he's, I think the toxicology is coming in. It seems like meth type stuff.

• 10:57Speaker 05

  I have a video, if you want to see him from like when he was about to pass out.

• 11:00Speaker 04

  Thailand meth seems terrifying.

• 11:03Speaker 05

  This is a video from him.

• 11:03Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, he ran, well, the cops came and he ran away and jumped into a, like a really deep lake or wherever it was, tried to swim away and he fucking just drowned.

• 11:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:12Matt McCusker?

  That's how he went out. That's him?

• 11:16Matt McCusker?

  Is that what he was on?

• 11:18Speaker 04

  Oh, shit.

• 11:20Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no.

• 11:22Matt McCusker?

  Oh, God, dude.

• 11:25Matt McCusker?

  That's fucked.

• 11:32Matt McCusker?

  That doesn't look fun.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, no.

• 11:35Matt McCusker?

  Oh, that's.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  He's like playing with his tongue. Damn, I wanted to.

• 11:38Matt McCusker?

  Also.

• 11:39Speaker 04

  That was a thing I wanted to try one day was.

• 11:40Matt McCusker?

  Ayahuasca?

• 11:41Speaker 04

  But that like might have just scared me off.

• 11:43Matt McCusker?

  I'm staunchly, also staunchly, I don't, I think it's bizarre, like all these guys that do ayahuasca, they always do it fifty fucking times. They go, you go down into a jungle, I really do suspect that some of that stuff is a cult.

• 11:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:58Matt McCusker?

  Again, it's like you never did it, blah, blah, blah. Fair enough, but I see a lot of people like, this is my fiftieth ayahuasca journey.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:05Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I feel like.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  That's too fucking many.

• 12:08Matt McCusker?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 12:10Speaker 04

  You shouldn't hit double digits.

• 12:11Matt McCusker?

  If, if it is this like, you know, mother spirit transformative thing, you gotta pay this guy a thousand bucks again to do it down in Peru?

• 12:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:20Matt McCusker?

  Why?

• 12:21Speaker 04

  I.

• 12:22Matt McCusker?

  I personally, and I, I've talked to Todd, my brother about this a lot. He, he shares, I think even more so, kind of a paranoid concern where you go down to like, you know, say Peru, wherever. These guys like the ayahuascaero guys, shaman types, man, that is the easiest hustle to pull off.

• 12:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:40Matt McCusker?

  You get a rich guy from America or London or wherever, you have them tripping fucking balls with a bunch of other people. And then afterwards, you're like, bro, your aura during that whole thing, like, I think you're like part of the great lineage and you need to come back down here and train and like,

• 12:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:57Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. I kid, I don't want to be yucking yum or being like a big time hater on people's fucking, you know, it's like a deal bug out session, but like, dude, that shit freaks me out where it's like, this is my 50th time. I'm just, I have so much more to clear. It's like, dude.

• 13:13Speaker 04

  I know, I know one dude who did it. He did it once and he, he did, he changed his life. I don't know if it was for the better or not, but he was like, he had like a good job working IT for like a, like a big company or whatever. He just quit and started like after he did ayahuasca, he came back and quit and started taking care of like volunteering and taking care of dogs at the Humane Society.

• 13:32Matt McCusker?

  That's true.

• 13:33Speaker 04

  Like, that's cool, but it also is like, ah, you had a great gig, bro. I don't know if that, I don't know if your family was pretty hype on that.

• 13:41Matt McCusker?

  No, that, that's the thing. I've heard of a couple of people too, who have been like, yeah, I've done it once or twice. It was like the, it was life changing, amazing. It's like, cool. That's nice. I've also, I feel like I've seen a couple of people kind of bug, completely bug on it. And then like, I remember, I remember really early on when it was first coming online, talking to someone where like, you would hear about it, like, it was like steroids. We'd be like, it was like hippie steroids. Like dude, he's just on a different level now. Like my, I remember someone telling like, dude, my boy did ayahuasca, he came back. Now he has a dual screen computer and he just like does shit all day.

• 14:14Speaker 04

  He knows just looking at conspiracy.

• 14:16Matt McCusker?

  Two screens. Now that's, that was the big breakthrough.

• 14:21Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, I don't know. I, I do think there's like, I don't know. I I'm like, the more I see of that stuff, the more I'm kind of, I'm really hesitant.

• 14:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:30Matt McCusker?

  But my whole point is definitely don't do it in your fucking apartment by yourself in Thailand, if that's what you're up to.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Every two hours.

• 14:36Speaker 04

  He was doing extra doses?

• 14:38Speaker 05

  Every two hours, he was like taking ayahuasca.

• 14:41Matt McCusker?

  With who though? Just himself?

• 14:42Speaker 05

  Just himself, yeah.

• 14:42Matt McCusker?

  Well, that's the other thing. You get people who are like in the States, like, no, I I can make it. I'll just bring it over. It's like, I'm not doing it in my house.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 14:50Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck, dude? Then you're like, no, take me to the jungle. I don't care if I'm being sucked into a cult. Give me the.

• 14:55Speaker 04

  And everybody I know who's done it says it's like a six hour trip. Like every two is like, he was bugging. He had to be on, I don't know.

• 15:02Speaker 05

  Multiple.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, multiple levels.

• 15:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was in all the dimensions.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  He saw his past, present. That's a shame.

• 15:09Speaker 05

  Andrew Tate was, he was talking about ayahuasca and he says it's for cowards. He's like, if I wanted to find myself, I'll go in the ring and I'll fight and see what I'm made of. I don't need ayahuasca like that, as we said.

• 15:19Matt McCusker?

  Okay, my thing is like, do it before you talk shit. That's that's the OG anti stoner, like, dude, I don't even care what, then he, I guarantee he would bug out and freak the fuck out. That's my thing. It's like, it's probably sick. I'm not saying it's not sick. It's just the context is in, kind of bugs me out a little bit where it's like, I'm part of the ancient lineage and da da da da da da. I've heard that stuff's not even real. Like the, like I heard they did it, like that was like a thing they did a long time ago, but like this whole like ayahuasca lineage, I could be wrong. I've heard it's pretty recent in terms of like, formalizing it and all this stuff. Again.

• 15:56Speaker 04

  I think we're starting to like, almost like if you're a salesman, like.

• 15:59Matt McCusker?

  I heard it's kind of a grift. I heard it's a bit of a hustle. Again, I could be wrong. I don't know. Ayahuascarios. I mean, good luck with that, but I don't even know how to spell it. Ayahuasca is, it's like up there with diarrhea.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 16:14Matt McCusker?

  Impossible to spell. Impossible to spell. But that's all. My whole thing is just like heed caution, because it's it's easy. Dude, you imagine again, if you are, if you happen to be a bit of a malevolent actor, it's easy to snap. You have some wayward Westerner and you're, you fucking blow their mind.

• 16:31Speaker 04

  You're dressed, you have a log, you just like look like the thing they want you to look like. You, I believe that guy, especially if you're going there for that. You're, you want that to all be true. They already know that, that they, you know, they want you to believe, or they want to believe everything you're pitching to them. It's probably a layup.

• 16:48Matt McCusker?

  I mean, the easiest, I think the babes, the babes are there. You can snag the babes. They're first and foremost. It's just like, you have the beautiful mother spirit. You're divine.

• 16:58Speaker 04

  I do? Oh my god.

• 17:01Matt McCusker?

  Have you ever done like Orange Theory yoga classes? How did you know?

• 17:04Speaker 04

  Oh my god, you can see it?

• 17:06Matt McCusker?

  Oh my god, I have done Orange Theory.

• 17:07Speaker 04

  Is it showing?

• 17:10Speaker 05

  It's just a Peruvian creeps.

• 17:14Matt McCusker?

  Again, maybe I'm wrong, alright? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's chill. Again, it's my thing is I will say for the record, terrified to do it. Maybe one day it'd be cool. You can all do it. You say maybe the company retreat level. That way we, none of us get whisked away into...

• 17:28Speaker 04

  So that's like a zero for you? Ayahuasca, complete zero?

• 17:31Matt McCusker?

  Maybe, maybe one day. Again, maybe one day. Again, I could be wrong. I, I, you know, I, I have a lot of, I have a tendency to like hear things and be like, fuck that, that's bullshit. But I think it definitely probably rocks your socks. Cause it's similar to DMT, I think.

• 17:43Speaker 04

  I'm nervous. That's one I'm nervous of.

• 17:44Matt McCusker?

  I smoked DMT before and I was, if you're telling me you're turning it on for six hours, nah, thank you.

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Did you do like the straight DMT or did you do like the, the herb?

• 17:54Matt McCusker?

  The Changa. But it's still like, I blasted, I was, I was gone. It's fucking nuts, dude.

• 18:00Speaker 04

  I was so, I had the Changa for a while and just, I had it so long, I was like, it might not be good anymore.

• 18:04Matt McCusker?

  You need, and again, this, this is, you know, I'm contradicting myself, but you need somebody there. You can't.

• 18:09Speaker 04

  It's gonna be me and my girl. She's nice.

• 18:12Matt McCusker?

  You don't, you need like, I, I luckily still have a thing where like, if I'm with my older brother, I'm like, my older brother's here. I'm totally cool.

• 18:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:20Matt McCusker?

  So I smoked the Changa with him and I was like, what could go wrong with my older, and dude, it literally felt like someone just like, like, you know, we see everything here. It felt like someone just crunched that like a soda can and I was just somewhere else.

• 18:31Speaker 04

  I'm laughing because you said that and you saw the day, you were with me the day I lost that. When my brother, when my brother couldn't hang at the show.

• 18:38Matt McCusker?

  He collapsed?

• 18:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. That was the day I was like, yo, I'm big bro now.

• 18:45Speaker 04

  Cause he went down.

• 18:47Speaker 05

  What is that, a Changa?

• 18:49Matt McCusker?

  Changa is when you take, so you take basically DMT and rather than smoking the crystal itself, you can kind of like melt it down or like dissolve it in something and put it on like... An herb, like anything, and then you let the alcohol, whatever evaporate out and you're it like transfers the D M T into a smokable herb form. So that way you can just kind of rip it out of a bong and then having to like blow torch crystals like a crackhead. So, yeah, it was that it's and here's the thing too. It's like, you know, I'm not the biggest psycho in the world, but it's like I've done mushrooms a bunch of times and done all that stuff. At the end of the day, there's really nothing that can completely ice out your day to day, like a Tuesday, 10 a.m. Bullshit part of the day.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:34Matt McCusker?

  You can only you can only get better at that by facing it head on. The idea like, dude, I fucking transcended to another dimension with this. And now it's like.

• 19:42Speaker 04

  Now I'm not.

• 19:43Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, maybe for three months, man. And then you're gonna like, you're gonna get an annoying phone call and you're gonna spaz. And it's gonna contradict this whole fucking personality you've built around being high for 10 hours.

• 19:53Speaker 04

  That might be that.

• 19:54Matt McCusker?

  That's gonna suck. And then you're gonna get depressed is I've I've seen it.

• 19:58Speaker 04

  That that might be the nice ayahuasca. It might last long, but like that, like little.

• 20:03Matt McCusker?

  The afterglow.

• 20:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, cuz the cuz you could the mushroom afterglow, I feel like lasts for like, if you if you do, I don't know, I've never really done more than the eighth, but that lasts for like two days.

• 20:11Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 04

  Of like, you know what? Nothing's that bad. The world's great. People are nice. And then you get like by day three, you're back to like yelling in traffic or whatever the fuck.

• 20:20Matt McCusker?

  I mean, again, I'm not against it. I think it's I think it rocks that we have that stuff, especially for as we get older.

• 20:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:27Matt McCusker?

  I think it's like massive. It's gonna be so great to approach death with the ability to be like, oh, oh, yeah, diagnosis isn't good.

• 20:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:35Matt McCusker?

  Time for a five grammar. It's all been, you know, I'm not in like some weird basement. This is all above board.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:41Matt McCusker?

  I think all of that is phenomenal. It's just this whole thing when guys are like with the whole like. Twitter thread brain where it's like, let me tell you about a time I've absolutely transcended. Here's how I've done. It's like, dude, shut the fuck up. No, you haven't. You're a fucking dumbass. This is probably A I. It's that's the shit I hate when it's like, I've gone to I just I've gone to another level.

• 21:01Speaker 04

  I would love to feel like that, though, like come back and just be weird around y'all like I'm just.

• 21:06Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it'd be awesome. I've dude, I've literally done this. I've lived it. I've lived it. And you just crash. It's a delusion. It's a chemically powered delusion that crashes so fucking hard and you go, fuck.

• 21:19Speaker 04

  You just start only wearing sandals and shit like that. Just. No, guys, I know what's going on.

• 21:26Speaker 05

  If I got diagnosed with like a deadly disease, I'd be on mushrooms all the time. I think that would be like it, just deal.

• 21:32Speaker 04

  I would do like a crazy amount too.

• 21:34Speaker 05

  Every day, just like a bunch.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  I might eat like a, like a quarter ounce, like a half ounce. I think I might definitely, if I knew I'm dying.

• 21:40Matt McCusker?

  Pure vision quest.

• 21:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, fool, you know, lay me down.

• 21:44Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not, I'm finishing my life, God, and it's.

• 21:47Matt McCusker?

  Here's the thing though, maybe, maybe, I, I like to think I would too, but imagine tripping really hard when you know you have a terrible disease.

• 21:56Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 21:57Matt McCusker?

  Cause then you might go like, oh fuck, I have a disease.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  And I'm gonna, yeah, it could freak you out.

• 22:04Matt McCusker?

  Although, no, but if you take enough, you will like leave your body and that would be pleasant. Cause you'd be like, what the fuck's a disease? I'm going over here.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  I'm never going back to that thing.

• 22:12Matt McCusker?

  Fuck that. My body sucks.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  My body's cooked.

• 22:17Matt McCusker?

  My mind is gay. I'm on the fucking ethereal plane.

• 22:25Matt McCusker?

  Come back into your body, you're like, damn fuck.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  I thought I was, I thought I made it out.

• 22:29Speaker 05

  I already met fucking guy.

• 22:30Matt McCusker?

  I think overall for real probably would help. If you have a terminal disease and you get to like blast out of the whole body sphere. No doubt, huge W, spiritual W for sure. It's just when you're like 27, you're a coder and you're like, I've actually hacked the fabric of reality. And Tate dude, oh, I just get in the ring to see what, it's like, first of all, okay. So then, you know, whatever. I'm not going to hate on Cooper Tate, but it's like, I haven't, he's not in UFC or anything.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:56Matt McCusker?

  It's like, it's definitely impressive to be a kickboxer, but like, okay dude, cool. And it's also like, he's not defined by his fighting. It's, he is his online personality that's attracting people. So it's kind of nuts.

• 23:07Speaker 04

  Wait, Tate used to be a fighter? He's a kickboxer, yeah.

• 23:10Speaker 05

  He was a kickbox champion.

• 23:10Matt McCusker?

  He's a real, yeah, he's a real kickboxer.

• 23:12Speaker 05

  The last time he fought, he like lost though, didn't he?

• 23:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I mean, every fighter loses, but it's also like, I'm not, again, I'm not sitting here hating on Cooper Tate's fighting.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:20Matt McCusker?

  But it's like, dude, if that's the case, get in the fucking octagon with a UFC guy, you know? But it's, you know, it's whatever. That whole thing, that, I've encountered that so many times. It's like, fuck that, smoking weed is fucking, it's like, dude, you will bug out. It's okay. You'll bug out to be like, I don't even need that shit. I'll fuck it. It's like, okay, cool.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  I've been debating whether or not I'm gonna like do something like that for my dad. He's getting like, he's getting older. He's getting goofy brained.

• 23:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 04

  And, uh, and I don't know, just part of me feels like that would be nice for, but I don't wanna, are you having to be calling it goofy brain?

• 23:51Matt McCusker?

  What's goofy? Yeah. Explain goofy brain. I kinda wanna know. Oh, no. Goofy brain.

• 23:58Matt McCusker?

  Apparently, I, I've read a thing that, uh, single dose massive mushroom things help dementia. And that's from, that's from our health czar, Brian Johnson.

• 24:07Speaker 04

  See this?

• 24:09Matt McCusker?

  That's the new health jar.

• 24:10Speaker 04

  Isn't he dying?

• 24:11Matt McCusker?

  Brian, no, Brian Johnson?

• 24:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, I thought he has an incurable disease.

• 24:14Matt McCusker?

  He's got a little bit of, he's got a little fucking autoimmune stuff, dude. Everyone has that. If anyone, if anyone can figure it out, it's him. He's just gonna now, he's gonna dedicate all his time and money to curing whatever this is.

• 24:23Speaker 05

  You're talking about the guy who was drinking his child blood has a weird disease?

• 24:26Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 24:27Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 24:28Speaker 04

  It's the guy who got that mushroom taken out?

• 24:30Matt McCusker?

  Brian Johnson, Brian Johnson, here's the thing. Yes, when he swapped blood serum with the son, is that creepy optically? Yes. Obviously, that's a very, very fucking, I mean, it's the essence of creepy. To like, to actually like suck out your son's youth and inject it into your, it's from fairy tales. He did the mirror, mirror on the wall. And instead of fucking giving a poison apple, he was like, yo, give me some of your genetic youth. Just, you have enough. Let me, let me feed from you, boy. Yes, that's very unappealing. I understand that. However, what the thing I do like about him is he publishes all, he puts all of his money in his stuff. And he's very, he seems pretty transparent about all of his findings.

• 25:12Matt McCusker?

  So I, I do, again, is, is optically not the best that is, I, I do appreciate what he's doing.

• 25:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, he's doing youth genics on his son.

• 25:21Matt McCusker?

  He's doing, he's doing me genics.

• 25:24Matt McCusker?

  But yeah, that's, you know, that's the whole thing.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Is he getting funding from people or he's just like his own money?

• 25:29Matt McCusker?

  He's rich, he's rich from tech shit. So he took all of his tech dough and he's becoming like a, you know, like a healthy vamp.

• 25:37Speaker 04

  I love you.

• 25:37Matt McCusker?

  He's doing healthy vamp life, which is a new, it's a totally new thing.

• 25:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I like, I like this new thing where like people make a bunch of money from like one tech thing and then just do whatever they want for the rest of their lives.

• 25:47Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 25:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:48Matt McCusker?

  It's not, it's not like, you know, I, I have, we have parallel interests, me and, me and fucking Brian Johnson, but there's a part where I'm kinda like, alright, this is a little weird. I'm obviously a sun maxer, he's not, that's where we really disagree. But the thing he did, he got really-

• 26:00Speaker 04

  He thinks the sun is bad?

• 26:02Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, he wears an umbrella, it's embarrassing, but umbrellas, umbrellas for rain are just like, I, I find that questionable enough. For the sun is like, bro, come on, that's just for Asian ladies and and a pasty white weeb lady, if that's ever gonna extend it.

• 26:20Matt McCusker?

  Iris is unacceptable, dude. I took my burn like a man in the pool yesterday. No sunscreen.

• 26:28Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, the, uh, the thing Brian Johnson did is he took, it's like mushrooms, like big doses, and hooked himself up to like state of the art brain shit. And he's now, he's, he's taking his nerd brain onto the science of mushrooms and he's finding like, dude, these things are so good for like a lot of stuff that we're not using.

• 26:46Speaker 04

  I was thinking about giving him a little micro and telling him like, yo, this is like, you know, like a half a gram, maybe.

• 26:52Matt McCusker?

  Would he take it?

• 26:53Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, he, my dad used to, my dad used to be a-

• 26:57Speaker 05

  He got dementia, man, he won't know.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  I'll tell, I'll tell him and he'll be like, alright Nathan. He'll give it a shot. But he used to be a deadhead, like for real, for real.

• 27:05Matt McCusker?

  Oh yeah, so yeah.

• 27:06Speaker 04

  That like might be why he fucking has the fucking shit going on now.

• 27:10Matt McCusker?

  He's a real deadhead.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, he used to, he told me some story about like riding a motorcycle, he didn't know how to ride a motorcycle on acid. Like he used to be, if you met him, you wouldn't guess it, he comes off like a straight lace, uh, like just dude, but-

• 27:22Matt McCusker?

  Usually the most far out guys, by the way.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:25Matt McCusker?

  Pretty straight laced, if I'm being honest.

• 27:27Speaker 04

  When, when he was younger, he was, he went to Catholic school too, in Reddick, and like, all his homies were just like, Italian dudes, and I don't know, he just became deadheads with them, and.

• 27:36Matt McCusker?

  That's so sad.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  He was like selling weed, with the, with like, he, and, and I didn't believe him when he would first tell me, but he did that dad thing where he would like, tell it again, like, like, and it would never be, it would just be like a story. He told like, the first time, nothing's different, it's like, oh, he really did that shit, he just wasn't trying to sound cool, but.

• 27:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, no, he's probably, and also, he probably was like, yeah, I, I would imagine he, he wouldn't try to just sound cool for his case, probably like, yeah.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:01Matt McCusker?

  Especially if he was a, yeah, being a deadhead back then must have, it was those dudes.

• 28:04Speaker 04

  A black deadhead?

• 28:05Matt McCusker?

  Black deadhead is wild, dude.

• 28:06Speaker 04

  It was.

• 28:07Matt McCusker?

  And it was like, those dudes just like, chomped LSD with no fucking clue what it was.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was, apparently that was him. I got on.

• 28:16Speaker 05

  Black deadhead, all the white women you can fuck, dude.

• 28:20Speaker 04

  Bro, he went to Catholic school, when I was a, I don't mean, now, I don't mean like, hop up my dad, but.

• 28:24Matt McCusker?

  No, that is a buffet, that is a show bunny buffet. That's a bunny buff.

• 28:29Speaker 04

  I, I was at a, you know, you know, the, they had pals, yeah, you know, the pal, right, the, he, I was at the pal for like, a summer camp, and this lady, like, found out about me, realized she knew my dad, she was a freshman, when he was a senior, she brought in the yearbook, showed me the picture, and was like, oh, she told me, she was like, all the girls used to like your dad, and it was just like, hell, yeah.

• 28:47Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, dude, he was probably the absolute girth monster of Dead Lot. Of the Dead Lot in the seventies?

• 28:59Matt McCusker?

  He's the OG girth monster.

• 29:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:03Matt McCusker?

  You gotta find out if he had like, a hippie name, because a lot of those dudes did have like, a alias, that's really funny.

• 29:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I gotta ask him. I'm gonna ask.

• 29:09Matt McCusker?

  Probably was just girth quick.

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Earthquake yourself, fucking funny.

• 29:17Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's true, they called you Earthquake in Buffalo seventy-two.

• 29:20Speaker 04

  Son, how'd you know?

• 29:23Speaker 05

  That's gonna be nice, though. You give them the mushrooms. You gotta play the dead. You gotta put on the dead.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  Put on the dead.

• 29:28Speaker 05

  Mac in the day moment.

• 29:29Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. That's a good idea. That's actually a good call.

• 29:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a good call.

• 29:32Matt McCusker?

  My, my brother's on a similar quest to get my parents on the micros.

• 29:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's nice.

• 29:35Matt McCusker?

  It'd be good. It'd be good.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  Where they, they're not in Philly anymore, right?

• 29:38Matt McCusker?

  They're, they're in Philly. They're like right outside.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 29:41Matt McCusker?

  Where they always been, so. But I mean, they should just move to Florida.

• 29:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:45Matt McCusker?

  Honestly, that would be the most chill if they just, or at least like split time.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:49Matt McCusker?

  Just go on there all winter and come back.

• 29:51Speaker 04

  Get around the warm.

• 29:52Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 29:52Speaker 04

  Not worry about shoveling. Or does your dad still shovel or like?

• 29:55Matt McCusker?

  Dude, they, they get like, I mean, they, they're, they get full Tonka toys. They have, because they have like loaders. They have like excavators, loaders. Oh, they don't use excavator for the thing, but they'll use like backos.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:06Matt McCusker?

  And just plow the driveway. They're, they're so into maintenance.

• 30:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 30:11Matt McCusker?

  Grass, all that shit.

• 30:12Speaker 04

  So they might miss the winter if they go down to...

• 30:14Matt McCusker?

  I think they, they, they would enjoy, my dad's a big fisherman. He'll enjoy the fucking boats. He, he's a, he's a big pedal kayak guy. So he like, he loves being on the smallest boat in the water and looking at all the big boats and being like, the fuck would you need that?

• 30:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 30:29Matt McCusker?

  It's a fucking waste. It's his favorite thing in the world. He's like, the fuck is that?

• 30:33Speaker 05

  Dude, ain't nothing like cutting your own grass, though.

• 30:36Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 30:37Speaker 04

  But we would just, I, I, I don't wanna, like, I don't wanna, I haven't, I got an apartment instead of trying to rent a house for that reason. I did not wanna...

• 30:45Speaker 05

  I used to cut my grandma's grass all the time and then she had like a yard.

• 30:48Matt McCusker?

  It's cool. I mean, it's, it's, if you put on, the thing is, is like, you try to put in the tunes, the fucking lawnmower's so loud, it fu, the tunes don't come through that well. I used to mow the lawn back in the day with a seedy Walkman. It was just torture. Hit a bump, skip, and I'd be like, fuck. Trying to listen to fucking Wu-Tang forever.

• 31:06Speaker 04

  I'm surprised you don't have like mowing grass fears because of debris. Uh, just real quick, please come to Optimum Akis, me, La Mer and Sean. Oh, no, Sean probably won't actually be at that one, I think, but...

• 31:16Speaker 05

  He'll be back.

• 31:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think he's going straight to, uh, to Philly though. Wait, no, so what is it, seventeenth?

• 31:23Speaker 05

  Twenty-first.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Oh, he'll be back, yeah. Me, La Mer and Sean will be there. Optimum Akis, Creek in the Cave, July twenty-first. Please, please come.

• 31:30Matt McCusker?

  All right, August 7th and 8th, I'll be in San Jose, California. Please come to that. August 13th and 14th, I'll be in Spokane, Washington. That'll be fun. And then the old fall tour kicks up. Uh, September 11th, I'll be in Portland, Maine. And then Boston, Massachusetts, Royal Oak, Michigan, Milwaukee, Charlotte, Jacksonville, Atlanta, Chattanooga, Chattanooga, excuse me, Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Orlando, New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, Columbus, Cincinnati, San Diego, Sacramento. So that'll go into December. So please come, guys.

• 32:00Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 32:01Matt McCusker?

  M Custer dot com.

• 32:03Speaker 05

  Wait, guys, wait, don't leave. It's me, Lomar. July 31st in Savannah, Georgia, 7:00 PM. Please come to that and then check Lomar Lee dot fun.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  Mowing grass fears because of debris.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  No.

• 32:17Matt McCusker?

  What happened to him?

• 32:18Speaker 05

  Uh, he cut his toe off.

• 32:19Matt McCusker?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:21Speaker 05

  Nah, I used to mow it until my grandpa died on the lawnmower. It's my like bloodline.

• 32:24Matt McCusker?

  Dang, he did it really?

• 32:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, he was working at the vets, like the Am Vets.

• 32:28Speaker 04

  Such a beast, that.

• 32:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, then he had like a heart attack and just like kept going.

• 32:32Matt McCusker?

  Fucking beast. That is a fucking beast.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  It really is.

• 32:36Matt McCusker?

  Died on a lawnmower is nasty. You know what kind of graft he was working?

• 32:39Speaker 05

  John D, brother. The green and yellow.

• 32:43Matt McCusker?

  Fuck, dude, I didn't know that. That is such a beastly death.

• 32:47Speaker 04

  It really is.

• 32:49Speaker 05

  Died with your love, doing what you love.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  He just kept riding, literally rode it to the sunset.

• 32:54Matt McCusker?

  I'm just praying he got to lower the deck. It'd be a shame if he didn't get to lower the deck and smell that grass one more time. Yeah, I'm on a, right now, I don't know, I don't know when, this just like hit me the other day. I'm on a personal quest right now to make my mind better than the phone scroll. So in any moment that I have mental downtime that I initially, it's like instinctively pull out the phone to scroll.

• 33:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:22Matt McCusker?

  I don't know when it just occurred to me. I'm like, dude, that's such a fucking.

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• 34:29Matt McCusker?

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• 35:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:37Matt McCusker?

  But then I'm going, well, I'm saying that's better than just like my mind. I'm like, I'm on a quest now to be like, no, my mind's better than the scroll.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  I can find more entertainment in here.

• 35:45Matt McCusker?

  I can find more entertainment in my own brain. I don't need the scroll and I've been off it. I've been off the scroll. My, my screen time's down to like two hours.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  I, I was reading some- Something that uh that was like saying that boredom is like good for your brain too. We're we're trying so hard to not be bored. You're taking a dump phone. You're doing you're waiting at like, I don't know, at the doctor's phone. And it was like boredom is good is like your brain is you're thinking about things. You're you're you're you're getting better empathy. You're doing all this other like, I don't know, dumb human shit, not dumb human shit, but like human shit that we don't do as much anymore. Cause all of our downtime is like, all right, I got downtime. What's going on here?

• 36:20Matt McCusker?

  It's literally like subconscious processing. That's why when they say like sleep on it, like you you thinking about stuff and then your brain goes offline and you wake up and you're like, oh, like, you know, that's why people figure that out. I think the boredom is like, for me, it's just like, yeah, it's just a sick part of the day. It's like you're left alone with yourself. And you have to like, like they did back in like the day when you're out in like a field in like the seventeen hundreds, you would just be like staring at the sky with nothing to do. I feel like that's a good idea generation time. That's when you kick out a sick idea or one leaps out of nowhere.

• 36:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:52Matt McCusker?

  This is the whole thing of just constantly pulling that out. It's just, I don't know, for some, I don't know when it happened. I just got like sick of the idea. I was like, dude, my brain is my brain's better than this. Why the fuck am I, what am I doing? Why am I, why am I nagging my brain and mind as if like, I need to watch people fall and argue?

• 37:10Speaker 04

  I love watching people fall. Watching people fall is so good.

• 37:15Matt McCusker?

  It is nice.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  You don't need to, but then you see what you're like, well, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

• 37:21Matt McCusker?

  I know. It is good. Again, it's not not it. My problem is I'll be bored and then I'll scroll till I'm so bored of scrolling that then I'm somehow able to return to normal life. And I'm like, dude, I'm just gonna cut it out. I'm gonna try my best to cut it out altogether.

• 37:36Speaker 04

  I do feel mentally drained after those long scrolls. Like I can feel like something in the front of my head like feels like tired. Like I don't know, maybe dopamine or whatever.

• 37:43Matt McCusker?

  Your brain's literally going, it's so much fucking stimuli on your brain. It's not like you're going. I'm here and now I'm entertained. It's like a mentally taxing event to constantly be like and then to watch be like, why the fuck would they say that?

• 37:59Speaker 04

  It's kind of like a psychological assault, you know?

• 38:01Matt McCusker?

  That's my whole point. It's like dude, it's the uh, and it's like you have almost every single person tuning in. Did not, everyone has different algorithms, but it's like there's a part of your individuality that is like those quiet moments, I think kind of make up because you're in those moments, you're going huh, I never thought about this. I never thought about this. But in all your quiet moments are replaced with almost like watching a commercial.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:25Matt McCusker?

  It's gonna be like, it's gonna have this like bland, uniform effect.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Great way to put it, like watching a fucking commercial.

• 38:29Matt McCusker?

  That's kind of what you're doing. You're watching a very sophisticated commercial.

• 38:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:33Matt McCusker?

  And it's, it's just like, you know, like a Pepsi commercial, although it's tied to like all the corporations and they're just like keeping you in that like, I call it a negative flow state.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  Mm hmm.

• 38:41Matt McCusker?

  And you're just in a literally a negative flow state that like goes nowhere. And they're just sending you fucking bullshit.

• 38:47Speaker 04

  Anger, horny, you know, somebody got hurt. So that's funny.

• 38:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. That's awesome. Oh, someone you don't like. Yeah. Has embarrassed themselves.

• 38:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:56Matt McCusker?

  Congratulations.

• 38:57Speaker 05

  Nettie's up to it again. Good job.

• 39:00Matt McCusker?

  You win. No, I'm, I'm really am, I'm, I'm really working that out of being like, yeah, I need to, it whatever to fit, whatever I'm deficient in to make it so that I can't enjoy a quiet moment with myself. I'm going to actually take that head on rather than staring at my phone and continue to pacify myself into oblivion.

• 39:17Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 39:18Speaker 05

  Do you think of book counts too?

• 39:20Matt McCusker?

  Books are good. Books are good.

• 39:21Speaker 05

  Why are they different than the phone?

• 39:23Matt McCusker?

  I'll tell you why. A book, you're taking on the spirit of the author. It's a transformative experience. You never once, you put down a book, you can go, I've never once put down my scroll and have been inspired in any way. The book, on the other hand, is you're communing with people dead and alive on a very, very deep, personal level. So I would say books, a hundred, all, this is, this is my, is my prescriptive action is you have to come up with actions that make time feel not like torture. So books are constructive action, instrument, obviously I think is a huge one. Walks, talking to people, anything else than staring at, I, I really think it's bad. Puzzle's fantastic.

• 40:07Matt McCusker?

  Puzzles are great.

• 40:08Speaker 04

  I've been wanting shooting to be like my new hobby because I'm close to the range, but it's like buying bullets is so fucking. It's not like a cheap, you go like, alright, I'm just having a relax.

• 40:17Matt McCusker?

  They're expensive, man.

• 40:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, you drop one fifty old bullets, you're like, well, now I'm stressed out about these bullets.

• 40:22Matt McCusker?

  How much are bullets now? I haven't bought bullets and depending on, because I have a nine and I have like a gun that shoots five, five, six.

• 40:28Speaker 04

  And the nine is not too bad, but five, five, six is the one I want to shoot more. And like it's that, those are fucking like a box, a decent box is like, I don't know, one fifty or something like for like a hundred and fifty of them ends up being like fifty, seventy bucks depending on. Yeah. I don't know. It's always like a different box size when I go to the range. So it's just like a different.

• 40:48Matt McCusker?

  Well, you know, you could do, you could become a cop because then I think if you're a police officer, you go to the gun range there and they give you ammunition. You can just not use it all and you can stockpile it basically free. So I've heard, I don't know if that's true. But you're stockpiling, brother.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 41:02Matt McCusker?

  You're the fucking, you're the well-oiled militia that's going to protect this government, dude. So you deserve some fucking ammo, the taxpayers.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  I like it.

• 41:09Speaker 05

  I've been getting cop-pilled.

• 41:10Matt McCusker?

  What do you mean?

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Bad cop pill or good cop pill?

• 41:14Speaker 05

  No, it's just like a, ever since the Legos thing, it's really like exposed. And I've been watching like a lot of Midwest Safety and a lot of cop stuff is just like cops, they pick a person. And then they're like, that's the bad guy, even if it's not the bad guy. You know what I mean?

• 41:33Matt McCusker?

  I don't know. I mean, sometimes, but I also think they have a pretty.

• 41:37Speaker 05

  Also, I feel like they work for the rich too.

• 41:40Matt McCusker?

  I mean, that definitely dude, if you're, if you're rich, obviously the cops are going to favor, if you dude, if you donate to that like FOP shit. You could do whatever you want. If you, if you're like for real or in there like actively donating to the police all the time, bro. They're going to let you go for sure.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  The first car I ever had, I, I feel like I like never got pulled over and then I, what I did one time as I was driving, they were giving out like, if you took, gave a donation on the side of the road, they were giving out these magnets. That were, I forget what it was, but it was about like a cop who got killed. It was like a, it was like something and I slapped it on the back of the car and I just had it on there for years. Did I have my white Acura when I knew you? I don't, when I had that car, but never, I never really, and then. And then somebody crashed it and uh.

• 42:23Matt McCusker?

  I I had the FOP sticker.

• 42:26Speaker 04

  My fiance crashed my OG car and uh and um.

• 42:30Speaker 05

  Ask Stitcher's Comedy Club.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  Ask Stitcher's Comedy Club.

• 42:33Matt McCusker?

  Dang, somebody, somebody crashed it.

• 42:37Speaker 04

  We were like early date, I picked her up hammered and was like, you you drive the, you drive back. Crashed it in the parking lot.

• 42:46Matt McCusker?

  Dang. Well, here's also, to your point, I mean, who do you think tortures cops more, rich people or poor people?

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Poor people.

• 42:57Speaker 05

  I mean, but like they have, it's like, uh, it's like working at a McDonald's, you know? You know who's gonna come?

• 43:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, true.

• 43:03Matt McCusker?

  But still, I mean, to be fair, they're getting tortured by poor people constantly. It's just a matter of fact. And obviously, you know, it's not only that, but it's like they're fucking torturing them, dude. Imagine, dude, just having to go into a domestic dispute. I would, I'd be crawling in my skin just because I don't, A, I don't like being there where people are fighting. But then it's, you're around strangers who are going at each other, their children are crying, and you're in their house. After the hundredth one, I'd be like, man, I really can't stand those guys. I really dislike having to do that. That sucks so bad. They're both screaming at me now. That shit sucks so bad.

• 43:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:49Matt McCusker?

  I would put it, I would put that off so I would be like, yeah, I'll be, let me do something.

• 43:54Speaker 04

  The only time cop shit really irritates me is when they are doing shit for like quotas. Or there was a, this doc, I think we might have talked about it before, but it was like about the girls who got killed in Austin at the ice cream shop. The dude who, the first like three dudes who got arrested for, who have now, like they're, they're cleared. They got arrested because the, the detective who was interviewing them was really good at tricking people into being like, the best thing for you to do that'll be like is just to say you did it and we'll go from there and you won't get as bad a time. But so he was like tricking dudes who didn't do shit to be like, just say you did it, it'll be okay.

• 44:32Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  And, and then they were like in jail, like their lives were ruined.

• 44:36Matt McCusker?

  That's, that's jerk stuff. That's the thing when cops, they will, they get like, uh, uh, they get like career ambitious. So it's like, yeah, the more stuff they do, the better it looks. It's, you know, they're just, they're not upholding their true calling.

• 44:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. And that, and that shit is like ruining lives on the way. I get it.

• 44:51Matt McCusker?

  Dude, the DA does it too.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:52Matt McCusker?

  Attorneys do it too. They'll be like, hey, man, just, it'll be better for you. And it, for them, it's like, if they have a prosecution rate that's high, they're like, that's all they care about.

• 44:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:00Matt McCusker?

  So it's not about justice.

• 45:01Speaker 04

  Yeah. We need to get back to justice.

• 45:03Speaker 05

  I think I'm gonna become a justice cop after, when, when this is all done.

• 45:06Matt McCusker?

  Justice cop would be nice, dude. Bro, I'm telling you, I, when Brittany was a cop, I was so close to becoming a cop. It's kind of, it's like as shitty as it is. I remember being like, you could make this chill.

• 45:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, husband, wife partners might be awesome.

• 45:22Matt McCusker?

  Dude, there's, it's more than you think. And it's, I think it's a disaster, honestly.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Really?

• 45:27Matt McCusker?

  It's, yeah, there's, there, it's either cops either marry other cops or nurses. Typically, that's what I saw. The cop nurse combo is like the fucking absolute age old love affair.

• 45:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, the cop sends him to her. He's like, I hurt this guy.

• 45:41Speaker 04

  Patch him up, man. Patch him up, but not too good.

• 45:44Matt McCusker?

  You could make it a chill job, for real.

• 45:47Speaker 04

  Well, you said it would be?

• 45:48Matt McCusker?

  You, you could, you could, but the thing is, that sucks is, uh, I didn't know this, but a lot of times, starting out, you're on shift work. So you could work the mornings for two weeks, then you're in the afternoons, then you're on the fucking graveyard. And that shit sucks. No matter.

• 46:02Speaker 04

  You can't never get a real sleep schedule, I feel.

• 46:03Matt McCusker?

  No, you're fucked. You're kind of fried all the time. So if you can avoid shift work, you, you need to walk in, you need connections. If you go in there with a sweet deal. Where it's like, you're on the seven to two, you're off, that would be chill. But it's like, I, I think it's, I don't know, it's, it.

• 46:19Speaker 04

  Seven to two, I'd be a bad seven to two cop, cause I'd catch a hangover day.

• 46:22Matt McCusker?

  Maybe ten to four?

• 46:23Speaker 04

  Ten to four, I'd be great. Seven to two, you catch me on a hangover, I'd be like, you were speeding. You're gonna fucking pay for this.

• 46:30Matt McCusker?

  Just say you did it, man. You'll be fine.

• 46:32Speaker 04

  Say you did it.

• 46:36Matt McCusker?

  You know what sucks the most? Imagine if you just munched lunch. You haven't done shit all day. You eat a big fat, you eat a meatball sandwich. And then it's like, everybody, they hit you on the radio. And now you gotta get out of your car and full sprint after a guy. Who stole like a fucking pipe off a construction job. That shit, that's why they get heart attacks, man.

• 46:57Speaker 04

  Cause they're just super stressed about it.

• 46:59Matt McCusker?

  They just munch. It's like, dude, even a snake knows not to move after it ate. A bowel constrictor knows to lay for like four days after he eats a fucking prey. The dude, imagine munching fucking lunch.

• 47:11Speaker 04

  I'm thinking about it, like especially like.

• 47:13Matt McCusker?

  Four coffees deep, meatball sandwich. Now it's like, go.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  You're malicostipated now, he got a.

• 47:21Matt McCusker?

  You just, you just finished the hoggy. You're three fucking refreshers deep, Starbucks refreshers. And now you're gonna chase a guy who might have a gun. You're like, it's fucked up.

• 47:33Speaker 04

  He better not let me catch him.

• 47:37Matt McCusker?

  Fucked up my digestion. The bliss of having just finished a big sandwich.

• 47:43Speaker 04

  Did you ever hear that statistic about like judges? Where, uh, I guess when people have like their, uh, their hearings, like any sort of like hearing, like, um, you're trying to get parole or whatever. If you catch the judge, like, a couple, like he gets close to his lunchtime, but he didn't have lunch yet. Is like those dudes have the worst records of like getting out. Cause they're grumpy, like when they're a little grumpy while they're, yeah, while they're dealing. If you catch them like right after lunch, you have a better shot of.

• 48:10Matt McCusker?

  Wow.

• 48:11Speaker 04

  I, I saw something that said that's a real statistic. I didn't do research about it, but.

• 48:15Speaker 05

  Your honor, before I present my case, you hungry?

• 48:18Speaker 04

  Would you like a Snickers?

• 48:21Speaker 04

  Why wait? I saved up my commissary, your honor.

• 48:26Speaker 04

  I worked for seventeen hours to get you this Snickers.

• 48:29Matt McCusker?

  There's a pack of peanut butter crackers.

• 48:33Matt McCusker?

  I could see that actually. I could definitely see.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  As soon as I heard, I was like, oh, that makes so much fucking sense.

• 48:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Oh dude, especially a lady judge. Come on. Come on, life sentence.

• 48:43Speaker 04

  You're cooked.

• 48:44Matt McCusker?

  Life sentence.

• 48:45Speaker 04

  You hear a lady judge.

• 48:46Matt McCusker?

  You're speeding in the construction zone. She missed lunch.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  You're doing three years.

• 48:51Matt McCusker?

  Fucking hard labor camp.

• 48:57Matt McCusker?

  Why did you do that? Think this is a little... What? Your Honor, I think you're, you might just be being overly emotional. Excuse me?

• 49:06Speaker 04

  Your Honor, uh, is it by any chance your period?

• 49:11Matt McCusker?

  They should for real. That's like a real thing. That's a real concern.

• 49:15Speaker 04

  They should not be allowed to be judges on their-

• 49:18Matt McCusker?

  Decide fates? Are you kidding me?

• 49:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, I never even thought about that. That's unreasonable.

• 49:24Matt McCusker?

  It's crazy.

• 49:25Speaker 04

  That's, we, we've gone to a little too far with, uh-

• 49:29Matt McCusker?

  Dude?

• 49:29Speaker 05

  Where's the, where's the, where's the statistic on that?

• 49:32Speaker 04

  There's gotta be one.

• 49:34Matt McCusker?

  There's gotta be. Um, you can't even study it because they'd be like, what?

• 49:38Speaker 04

  You wanna?

• 49:39Matt McCusker?

  Please look that up. That's got, there's gotta be something. There's gotta be something to that.

• 49:47Matt McCusker?

  What is the Grok? What is the period judge?

• 49:51Speaker 04

  Statistic.

• 49:52Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, while you find that, Lemare, I had a, uh, four, we were talking 4th of July earlier. We had, in, in my neighborhood, there was like a little, they did like a little thing where like, uh, like kids and whoever could like walk around, but I mean, I guess like a parade.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:05Matt McCusker?

  And, uh, you know, and it was, it was hot as fuck at, you know, as we know, huh? Dude, it wa, it was hot. It was like fucking hot as shit. So we were like, all right, we'll just like go, we knew where the endpoint was. Let's just chill. We'll do our thing and then we'll go to the endpoint of the parade and we'll wait. Cause then like they opened up this little building and they did face painting and all this shit.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:26Matt McCusker?

  So like, we'll just wait for like the after-party type thing on 4th of July. This is like fucking, when, uh, whatever it was, like 10 in the morning. It's early. So, or 12, whatever it was. But so we're, we're like ready to go in. It's like a crowd now. Every, all the parade walkers are done. They're waiting outside this building. And, uh, and it is like a decent little crowd.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:46Matt McCusker?

  And like, there's like the fa, every little kid's are excited. There's face painting. There's like cotton candy and shit inside. So we're all like waiting to go in and, you know, with all this like, whenever there's like a free public thing, you're always like, oh, this is nice.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:58Matt McCusker?

  I it always, there's always weird politicians, like low level politicians that come and they use it at, they like hold you hostage to do their bullshit politician shit.

• 51:07Speaker 04

  You just sit there and listen.

• 51:08Matt McCusker?

  Dude, here's, this is the weirdest part. So I'm like, all right, so I fall for it every time. And I'm like, oh, of course, here comes the fucking some guy who's a whatever cabinet chancellor bullshit. So the, the, this like guy starts talking and they, I didn't realize they had a camera and they're giving speeches, but they didn't have a real mic. They only had a road mic that hooked audio to the camera. So they're, they were doing political content in front of a crowd and it, nobody could hear them.

• 51:39Speaker 04

  Yeah. So they're not like no projection.

• 51:41Matt McCusker?

  They weren't even talking to us. They were using the vi- the visual of a crowd and being like, what 4th of July means to me. It was fucking pissing me off.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  No, that's stinks.

• 51:52Matt McCusker?

  So bad, so bad. On the day of independence.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  Yeah. On the 250th birthday, you're gonna make a fool of us.

• 51:58Matt McCusker?

  On 250, bro.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  Oh, man.

• 52:00Matt McCusker?

  If it was 250, I might've fucking, I might've dumped something over. I might've flipped the face paint into the fucking pond.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Bro, it was 250.

• 52:08Matt McCusker?

  Dude, three of them or three or four of them did these fucking jerked off speeches. It, it bothered me so much, dude. It was fucking so brutal. And it was like, nobody could hear them.

• 52:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was just for show.

• 52:21Matt McCusker?

  Okay, hold on. They take it off, give it to the other guy and they use the crowd almost as like a, yeah, man, look what I'm up to here. And it was like, you motherfucker, man.

• 52:30Speaker 04

  People are bringing out their kids to see me.

• 52:32Matt McCusker?

  And I'm to hear my thoughts on this. It's like, dude, fucking open the face paint, get the fuck out of the way. Those politician guys, it'd be so easy for them to be like, hey, I'm a, if they were just had a slight sense of humor, be like, hey, me, your local scumbag politician. Just letting you guys know, get in there. It's gonna be sick. Happy 4th of July, everybody. I would go, I remember that guy. He was fucking normal.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  As hell.

• 52:56Matt McCusker?

  I have no other faces to these names. I'll fucking tack that guy on. Just be transparent, like, hey, I'm running for office. Annoyingly, I have to just like get my face out there.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:05Matt McCusker?

  I know it sucks. Love you guys. Happy 4th of July. Let's get after the cotton candy. Hey, little kid, dude, you didn't fucking ruffle little kid's head?

• 53:12Speaker 04

  Hit a little scam, raw head ruffle.

• 53:14Matt McCusker?

  Little baby kiss. I would have instantly been like, what's up, little guy? You gotta get in there.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Politicians can't kiss kids anymore, though, I think.

• 53:20Matt McCusker?

  Nah, head ruffles.

• 53:21Speaker 04

  Head ruffles is all you can do.

• 53:22Matt McCusker?

  Maybe baby.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  Maybe baby, but after, I think, I think the, like all that other Epstein, all that shit has kind of been kissing the kids.

• 53:30Matt McCusker?

  Nah, you gotta go full open mouth.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  Hickey on a baby.

• 53:35Matt McCusker?

  Man, that guy really loves our constituents.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Being so upfront about it, it can't be that weird.

• 53:43Matt McCusker?

  It's like when a dog's corner of its mouth goes up. Whoa, sir.

• 53:50Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, I was just watching that being like, this is bad.

• 53:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:54Matt McCusker?

  It just sucked. It's like, dude, be fun. If you're a politician, if you're trying to attract attention, first of all, if and again, maybe this isn't a YouTube, maybe this is for their personal website, but if, which probably was, a YouTube video, do you really fucking think anyone's gonna watch?

• 54:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:11Matt McCusker?

  A shitty speech on, it was like, or dude, be a fucking order, dude. Get out there and project.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:18Matt McCusker?

  Fellow constituents.

• 54:20Speaker 04

  Like, if you ask somebody actually with their voice, command attention, that's good, like.

• 54:24Matt McCusker?

  Well, they did have a crazy homeless lady who was there, who was like their kind of like mascot for, and she was rocketing, dude. She was, they had a marching band and she was just like yelling nonsense and moving around. I was like, at least she's entertaining.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:37Matt McCusker?

  These guys were boring. I was in the very front going boo. I kept fucking my kids being like, boo. This is boring.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  What were they doing?

• 54:48Matt McCusker?

  They were just laughing. Like, when do we get a face fan? Like, once these jerk off stop talking, you go. These jerked off, low level politicians, shut up, we can finally get cotton candy and face paint. Oh dude, I saw Brittany had jits on Monday. Yeah, she was dropping, yeah. A little jujitsu camp, my kids were kinda stoked on that, but dude. I was, oh yeah, so then, yeah, we go in there and it was just like, um. It was, it was fucking annoying, the 4th of July did rule though, I was in a pool all day, it was fucking nasty as hell, got to play horse, pool ball. But then Sunday, so I go to the farmer's market and that's my, one of my favorite things during the week, I like going to the farmer's market. I like, whenever there's a new vendor, I'm like, ooh, what's this? Ooh, raw milk cheese, yes please. Which by the way, I'm gonna eat when I get home, but the, um. Farmax cub.

• 55:31Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I, it was the, I've been, I don't know what it is, so there, there's been. I've been discovering just new freaks, there's, there's different, and this, this one guy, I think was one of one. I'm at the farmer's market, I'm in line to get, I was getting like figs and peaches or whatever. So I'm in line to get that, and a watermelon, I'm in line, ready to get my produce, it's fucking hot, we all know it's hot outside. It's hotter than they're saying it is. It's true, that's a fair point, I think the weatherman might be lying to us. Yes. It's probably like 200 degrees right now. I think it's 250 degrees outside.

• 56:05Matt McCusker?

  There's no way it's only 98. Dude, I'm in line, we're all crammed in, and the lines at a farmer's market, I've already talked about this, are annoying enough, cause everyone feels like they have to talk to the fucking vendor where they're like. Hey man, those peaches I had last week, it's like, shut the fuck up, buy your peaches dude, we're in a thousand degrees, in a line, buy and fucking leave. But whatever, that's fine, I'm dealing with that. And, uh, I'm in line, and there was this older guy behind me, and you know, it's hot, we're all hot, and this guy goes. Ahhh. Right in my fucking ear, and I go, come on, bro. I'm looking ahead like, that better have been one of, like, no more of those. Two minutes later, ahhh.

• 56:46Matt McCusker?

  Oh, and I turn around, I'm like, bro, are you okay?

• 56:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:51Matt McCusker?

  You're moaning in my, we were all hot. This is despicable what you're up to.

• 56:56Speaker 04

  How old did he look?

• 56:57Matt McCusker?

  He wasn't old enough to be, he was like, maybe my dad's age.

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 57:01Matt McCusker?

  It's where it's like, dude, this is crazy behavior right now.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're not dying. Get off the heat.

• 57:05Matt McCusker?

  Oh, no, yeah, just fucking move, dude. Get out of here. You can't get peaches this week. You're gonna die.

• 57:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, did you hear about, uh, Big Boy?

• 57:13Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 57:14Speaker 04

  It's a, it was this, this train, you know, man loves this, it was this train that was going through like all like, all the like PA, like an old train that people were really excited to see, like an old freight train. And they're, they're, you know, all out there waiting, just waiting for it just to drive past, but it was so fucking hot in PA, that like a hundred and fifty people went down from heat exhaustion.

• 57:36Matt McCusker?

  Mid train?

• 57:37Speaker 04

  Not, like, they were not on it. They're just standing at the side of the tracks waiting for it to drive past. It was just like a thousand autistic people.

• 57:45Speaker 05

  There were so many people watching this train.

• 57:47Matt McCusker?

  Oh, these were just train enthusiasts.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  It was just enthusiasts. Over a hundred of them went down to just.

• 57:54Matt McCusker?

  See the big boy.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  Just to see the big boy. No deaths, no deaths. Three hos- thirty hospitalizations and like, a hundred plus EMT like needed to help.

• 58:04Matt McCusker?

  So their butt got as sweaty as a kid in the middle of the.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Waiting for the train.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Like.

• 58:13Matt McCusker?

  Dude, passing out the big boy is so fucking funny.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  It's just a loud freight train. It's, it's nothing else. It didn't, doesn't shoot off fireworks when it comes past.

• 58:23Matt McCusker?

  Oh my god.

• 58:24Speaker 04

  It rides past and stops for a little and then keeps going.

• 58:27Speaker 05

  On Pandy's this week, we were like, it was big boy mania.

• 58:31Matt McCusker?

  I mean, giving it all, leaving it all in the field for big boys, nice. But I know I left it all on the tracks. I wish to have the maximum amount of heat for big boy. And me and one hundred other biggest nerds ever is fucking passed out. That is so fucking.

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Like, imagine dying like that.

• 58:48Matt McCusker?

  That might be something I would walk away from my kid. If my kid's passed out waiting for big boy, I would just quietly turn heel and fucking get in my car and drive away. I'd be like, I don't wanna do this anymore. My fucking kid passed out for big boy.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  I, I, I raised the bill.

• 59:07Matt McCusker?

  Fat autistic son.

• 59:08Speaker 04

  One arm across the shoulder like fucking Vietnam and is walking back to your car. I'm like, come on.

• 59:15Matt McCusker?

  Big Boy passed, man. Yeah, he passed. It was beautiful. You saw it. You saw it.

• 59:18Speaker 04

  Man, passing out and missing Big Boy?

• 59:21Matt McCusker?

  Missing Big Boy.

• 59:22Speaker 04

  I didn't even think about that.

• 59:24Matt McCusker?

  This is Final Warriors. Did I, did I say Big Boy does? Yeah, they had a red, white and blue banner on the front of the grill. It was beautiful, son. You saw it. You saw it.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  You saw it. I promise you saw it. You just don't remember you saw it.

• 59:36Speaker 05

  It is a pretty nice train though. When we saw it.

• 59:38Matt McCusker?

  I mean, to be honest, I would, I would, yeah, I, I, any of us could pass out looking at Big Boy.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  Especially when it's 300 degrees outside. You dressed for 110 and it was 340 degrees.

• 59:51Matt McCusker?

  I mean, just the, I mean, it is the palest legs, just.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  It's like Central PA.

• 59:57Matt McCusker?

  Imagine the flashbang, because if your kid's gone down, you're probably close.

• 1:00:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:01Matt McCusker?

  And you're just walking through a field of passed out autists. The train horn's like.

• 1:00:09Matt McCusker?

  Where am I?

• 1:00:10Speaker 05

  It's goddamn D-Day.

• 1:00:13Matt McCusker?

  How's it go, snack boy? Where's the concession stand?

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  There was none of that.

• 1:00:20Matt McCusker?

  You're getting hella back to a quick stop right now.

• 1:00:27Matt McCusker?

  I wish I knew whether, how did I not see the Big Boy fall out?

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  Kid that haves to his sheets, his sofa.

• 1:00:35Matt McCusker?

  Apparently, Mom Donnie's against the fucking autists right now because he did the, uh, air conditioning. He like tried to have it so people couldn't have their air conditioning below 78 degrees or 74, whatever the fuck it was. Because they were giving, they were expecting outages because there's, there was a massive heat wave. So I think he did, you know, try to get into some like cool socialism. Like, come on, guys, let's all, let's all be the same temperature, isn't it? Wouldn't that be cool if we're all the same exact temperature, guys? And already people are like, fuck you.

• 1:01:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's hot as shit.

• 1:01:04Matt McCusker?

  I'm going to 73. And also, to be fair, that's like, give me liberty or give me death. It's like, give me 72 degrees or give me blackout.

• 1:01:13Matt McCusker?

  I'd rather be hot and sweltering and just like a complete electrical blackout than be like, oops, the governor said, or whoever said, the mayor said I can't go below this thing in my house.

• 1:01:23Speaker 04

  And that's the one thing too, because if it blacks out, you're like, well, everybody was under 74.

• 1:01:27Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Imagine you had yours on 74, you're hot as shit and it still blacks out?

• 1:01:31Matt McCusker?

  And you go to your neighbor's house, they're on 73, and you're going, bro, mayor's orders. He goes, what are you going to tell you, bitch?

• 1:01:37Speaker 04

  Now, would you be pissed if you went to your neighbor's house and they were on 68?

• 1:01:41Matt McCusker?

  Well, here, this was the big, the thing I saw was that I, I think, I think, uh, Taylor Swift either had or was planning to have a concert at Emma, or not a concert, a wedding.

• 1:01:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:51Matt McCusker?

  With her beloved.

• 1:01:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, she had it.

• 1:01:53Matt McCusker?

  Kelsey, she had it. And they were going, I bet that wasn't seventy-four degrees. It's like, yeah, be fucking, of course it wasn't, dude.

• 1:01:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. She rented out MSG.

• 1:02:01Matt McCusker?

  Also, I, I, again, it's like, I, I'm not like a huge proponents of the rights of billionaires, but this whole thing of being like, the billionaires, it's like, yeah, they're fucking billionaires.

• 1:02:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're gonna do it.

• 1:02:11Matt McCusker?

  They're not going to be, all the shit you're worried about, has it, just stop making it seem like it'll ever have anything to do with them. They're fi, they're financial mutants.

• 1:02:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:21Matt McCusker?

  They're not gonna be like, well, we're gonna turn down our thermostats. It's like, no.

• 1:02:26Speaker 04

  You imagine.

• 1:02:27Matt McCusker?

  They're billionaires. It's like, I get why you're mad, but it's like, be real.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:32Matt McCusker?

  You know, you're not gonna be like, well, do it billionaire. That's why they have a billion dollars. They're gonna be like, hey, uh, fucking turn off their shit.

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Matt McCusker?

  They can do that. That's what happens when you're a fucking billionaire. I don't know. It's, it's not a welcome take, but it's like, stop comparing yourself.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  It's just, it's just.

• 1:02:48Matt McCusker?

  A fucking billionaire.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  It is what it, it's one of those, it is what it is kind of thing.

• 1:02:51Matt McCusker?

  It completely is.

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's like.

• 1:02:53Matt McCusker?

  You at least free yourself from the mental burden by being like, I bet Taylor Swift's wedding was, yeah, it fucking was, dude. She's a billionaire. She had a comfortable wedding in Madison Square Garden.

• 1:03:03Speaker 04

  Stop wasting your time worrying about that shit.

• 1:03:05Matt McCusker?

  You're never gonna get anywhere that way.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  I've tried to have that, a similar conversation with my mom about politics. She'll be working.

• 1:03:11Matt McCusker?

  Exactly.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Like, it doesn't matter, you're old as shit, like.

• 1:03:15Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, it's sad you're mad about this.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:17Matt McCusker?

  It's a sad thing to get mad about.

• 1:03:18Speaker 04

  That's exact, that's, I've said it twice, like, it bums me out how much time you spend thinking about this.

• 1:03:23Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  You're gonna die one day, lady.

• 1:03:25Matt McCusker?

  You have a mayor telling you to control your thermostat.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  You think she feels the same way with you about aliens?

• 1:03:31Speaker 04

  I don't talk to her about aliens. That's not a psycho. I'm not gonna be like, mom, have you heard about aliens?

• 1:03:37Matt McCusker?

  It is funny to calm her down about the news, like, now, about these aliens.

• 1:03:41Matt McCusker?

  Watch Nathan.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  But I'm about to die.

• 1:03:45Matt McCusker?

  No, that's the thing too. It's like, I don't know. It's just you. You read all this shit and it's like,

• 1:03:51Matt McCusker?

  there is, there is the other aspect where it's like, you know, if we're going into a future of super hot, super cool socialism, which we might be of just babes being like, let's all come together as one and turn down our thermostats. It's like, yeah, maybe there's a, there's a cool community aspect in that. But first of all, it's like, I know people are cheating, dude.

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:11Matt McCusker?

  I know people are going, well, I have fucking.

• 1:04:14Speaker 04

  Have you been getting the Austin Energy texts?

• 1:04:16Matt McCusker?

  No.

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  I, I've been getting the texts from Austin Energy that's like, we're expecting higher because of the heat here. Like they're, I'm getting the same thing, like maybe below when your electricity, they don't get specific about like the temperatures, but they are like.

• 1:04:28Matt McCusker?

  They're big. Be conscious of it.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Be conscious of your, the electric you're using during the day to day.

• 1:04:32Speaker 05

  Man, you're about to get a data center, a thousand dollar bill.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  I know, right?

• 1:04:35Matt McCusker?

  Are they coming? Do we have them here now?

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  There's data centers in Texas. I don't know if they're in Austin. Yeah. But there's some like outside like.

• 1:04:42Matt McCusker?

  And they're jacking up the electrical bills for everybody because they're using so much electrical that then become so in demand that they can raise their prices. And they're kind of, kind of on the electrical companies, dude.

• 1:04:53Speaker 05

  It's, it's on the electric companies and the, the data centers are like lying about how they're, how much electricity they're going to use too.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  I think that sucks because it's in these like, like lowly pop. They put them in lowly populated places, which are usually not a lot of money there too. So you get a person making, you know, forty thousand dollars a year who.

• 1:05:10Matt McCusker?

  And then their bill skyrockets. My thing is, why doesn't the utility company take the W and say, cool, we're now selling more gigawatts, or whatever the fuck they're called.

• 1:05:19Speaker 05

  Well, there's this one company that like stopped, it stopped giving power to people. It's going to stop giving power to people in just four.

• 1:05:26Matt McCusker?

  Power to the people?

• 1:05:27Speaker 05

  It's going to stop. It's taking away the power from the people.

• 1:05:29Matt McCusker?

  What the fuck? Their literal power?

• 1:05:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. It's literally taking the power away from the people.

• 1:05:33Matt McCusker?

  Is that true?

• 1:05:34Speaker 05

  Yeah. And like Mount Vernon, California or something.

• 1:05:37Matt McCusker?

  Hold on, but they're just not going to have electricity now? I don't find that hard to believe.

• 1:05:40Speaker 05

  They're just going to have to get another company to come like support the town.

• 1:05:44Matt McCusker?

  I find that, that strikes me as sensational.

• 1:05:48Speaker 05

  I don't know, man.

• 1:05:49Matt McCusker?

  Maybe that's true. Again.

• 1:05:50Speaker 05

  Because like, dude, think about it. If the people can't afford it and the company with all the tax breaks can afford it, you're going to go.

• 1:05:55Matt McCusker?

  You're just going to give all your electrical to the company?

• 1:05:57Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:06:00Matt McCusker?

  Dude, I'm sorry, dude. If you were one day, they're like, bro, yeah, we're not giving you electric. That sucks.

• 1:06:09Matt McCusker?

  I would be fucking livid if they're like.

• 1:06:12Speaker 04

  I was trying to find it, I don't.

• 1:06:13Matt McCusker?

  Dude, you're kind of, you gotta kind of like do something if you want electricity. It's like, come on, man, what the fuck? I'm just asking for a little bit of juice here. You're trying to power my switch and watch some TV, god dang.

• 1:06:25Speaker 05

  You wanna build a goddamn generator?

• 1:06:28Matt McCusker?

  I find that so, I, I, I highly doubt that's true. I'll be honest, there's no way. Find that story. I need to see if that's actually true. But the Mondani thing's making me laugh. I, I just, I have a, I'm just curious to watch that all play out. And here's the thing, I'll be honest, if that worked, if he somehow united the entire city of New York in some very kind, compassionate, thoughtful manner that works for all, that's amazing. I, I just, there's no, there's no track record of ever, really, people ever getting away with that and doing it, without that devolving into the people in power becoming absolute fucking psychopaths.

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, wow, I'm controlling everybody.

• 1:07:07Matt McCusker?

  Yeah. Yeah, I just don't, you know, I don't see that working out, but we'll see. In the meantime, in New York City, don't touch that fucking thermostat.

• 1:07:16Speaker 04

  You think the plan could be to get like his people, he'll say everybody do it, but he knows that his supporters will be like, Mondani said, so they'll do it in that half or however many is enough to kind of be like, alright, we fucking, we got the dumb, we got the dumbass half.

• 1:07:30Matt McCusker?

  What do you, what do you, wait, you mean like?

• 1:07:32Speaker 04

  Like the people who voted for him who are like super Mondani supporters, like say he gets that, like a small portion of that group, which says like one tenth of the population of New York to, to actually do it. He's saying it to everybody, but they're like, there's no fucking way everybody's gonna do it. But that one tenth is enough. You know what I mean? Like almost like you're tricking the people, like everybody do this. And he's like, no way, everybody's gonna fucking do this.

• 1:07:54Matt McCusker?

  Maybe. I, I personally, I think it could be, and again, I don't, I don't know if it's a, if it's this deep, but I, maybe it could be one of those, like, they call it the totalitarian tiptoe. Where it's like, hey, everybody turn your fucking air down and see if you can get them to do little by little, see how much control you really have.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  Then they start putting a monitor on your shit.

• 1:08:10Matt McCusker?

  I wonder, because they could probably measure in watts how affect, how much people are actually listening to them, which is kind of creepy to be like, let's measure the electrical output and see if people are faking.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  Hundred percent with AI now, a hundred percent.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  You could like look in people's house with wifi.

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  Probably, yeah.

• 1:08:27Speaker 05

  No, you can't.

• 1:08:27Speaker 04

  No, I've seen that. Yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 05

  The day, the, the signal bounces off the walls and then it like, it hits anything that's interfering the signal and it can like tell you what's in the room.

• 1:08:36Matt McCusker?

  Whoa, it's kinda sick.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  Like that, I think the government can like, like military can like do that, like look in, they can see everything in this room, like us sitting here being fat. I don't know if our,

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  I don't know if it's bouncing off of our peters. I don't know if they can see that, like if it's just like your clothes outline.

• 1:08:51Matt McCusker?

  I spent a decent amount of time in here naked, to be honest. If I like walk or work out, I'm sweaty. And then I come in here and I throw my clothes in that washing machine and I usually get a shower and I'll just sit here.

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  Just wait.

• 1:09:04Matt McCusker?

  Wait for my clothes. My clothes are just in the process of being taken care of, uh, being washed.

• 1:09:09Speaker 05

  I found the story. It says, what's the scoop? Envy Energy, the Nevada utility company, has supplied most of Lake Tahoe's electricity for decades. It has informed Lake Tahoe's Liberty Utilities that it intends to, uh, that intends to will stop delivering power to the region, that it will stop delivering power to the region sometime after May twenty twenty seven, forcing the provider responsible for serving fifty K area residents to scramble for a replacement energy source.

• 1:09:34Matt McCusker?

  So they're gonna have a new place step in?

• 1:09:36Speaker 05

  But because they're giving all of their

• 1:09:39Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  Energy to the data centers, cause up in North Vegas is where they're building the most data centers.

• 1:09:44Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, okay. So then they have to, dang, so they're not even hooking them up with like, here, these guys will switch you over?

• 1:09:50Speaker 05

  Yeah. You gotta find a new guy by May twenty twenty seven.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  That's not a little bit of people. Fifty thousand is a lot of fucking people.

• 1:09:56Matt McCusker?

  That doesn't even make sense. So what, my thing is that electrics attached to an infrastructure.

• 1:10:00Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:10:01Matt McCusker?

  So you can't just be like, unless somebody, someone must have taken that over.

• 1:10:06Speaker 05

  Or, no, I think they're saying someone's gonna have to take it over.

• 1:10:12Matt McCusker?

  I don't think you can legally do that as an electrical.

• 1:10:15Speaker 05

  They're doing it.

• 1:10:16Matt McCusker?

  Damn, they must be paying so much.

• 1:10:17Speaker 05

  It must be giving Trump money.

• 1:10:19Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, true. Trump two point O is not going down favorably.

• 1:10:26Speaker 04

  Let a lot of people down.

• 1:10:28Matt McCusker?

  Not a lot of people are going down fair. Even the FIFA thing was interesting too.

• 1:10:32Speaker 04

  Would you?

• 1:10:33Matt McCusker?

  Stepped in and reversed the red card.

• 1:10:36Speaker 04

  Oh, I s- wait, did they actually reverse it in Canada? Like, so after, way after the game happened, they ended up reversing it?

• 1:10:44Matt McCusker?

  Dude got a red card in one game. That was, he was kicked out of that game and then he was supposed to be suspended for the Belgium game. And apparently, I don't know if it's true, Trump knows the guy from FIFA somehow, which I'm curious how he knows him. It almost strikes me as like, he might have some dirt on the guy.

• 1:11:02Speaker 05

  The FIFA guy?

• 1:11:03Matt McCusker?

  Well, the FIFA guy reversed, apparently, I didn't realize that's never been done before. Like reverse or appealing the red card suspension.

• 1:11:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:10Matt McCusker?

  They somehow did it and got it done. So then that player was allowed to play in the Team USA game against Belgium, which they just lost anyway.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, damn, so.

• 1:11:19Matt McCusker?

  The international community was fucking livid about that. But now England's going for a red card appeal.

• 1:11:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:25Matt McCusker?

  So England's like, fuck you if you let them do it, we can do it.

• 1:11:28Speaker 04

  Got him, just give it to him.

• 1:11:29Matt McCusker?

  It's so sick, America ruined the World Cup.

• 1:11:32Speaker 05

  Didn't England win though?

• 1:11:33Matt McCusker?

  But they're, they're, I think someone got a red card in their battle against Mexico. So then they will be suspended for the next game and England's being like, yo, fuck this.

• 1:11:41Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:11:42Speaker 04

  There's a lot of sad people walking down the street on, uh.

• 1:11:45Matt McCusker?

  Mexico game?

• 1:11:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:46Matt McCusker?

  Those jerseys are sick though.

• 1:11:48Speaker 04

  They are, they're fire.

• 1:11:49Matt McCusker?

  Those jerseys are sick. They're very sick. Yeah.

• 1:11:51Speaker 05

  You know what? There was no sad Americans though. When we lost, everybody seemed relieved.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was at the bar and everybody was like, oh, that sucks.

• 1:12:01Matt McCusker?

  Hot take, soccer is a minor league sport. It's literally a minor, it's the Philadelphia Phantoms, dude. It's like, I'm stoked, people are excited about it, but it's genuinely, World Cup is minor league. It just is, dude.

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  It was, it was fun for a little bit knowing other countries were like getting to watch us be dickheads though. Like it's their favorite time of like the century or the decade.

• 1:12:25Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  And it's just us with like red, white, blue face paint, yellow USA being mid.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  They're like, you guys aren't even that good. Shut the fuck up.

• 1:12:35Matt McCusker?

  Dude, it's like if the Philadelphia Phantoms went and played abroad and like, yeah, they got fourth place in a global tournament. We go, cool.

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, nice.

• 1:12:43Matt McCusker?

  Cool.

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  Kinda did better than we thought.

• 1:12:45Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, great. I'm glad everyone had fun, man. That's a good thing. Glad everyone got there and gave it the best. The, what you gonna call it? The, uh, what the hell's I gonna say? People, apparently the, you know, everyone like abroad is like, America sucks. Apparently the World Cup was a giant, um, it was a big leg up for like the image of America abroad, cause everyone, there was, all the shit was going back where everyone was like, this place rules. I don't know. Everyone's saying America sucks. Everyone was assholes, but all these people from all over the world were like, this country fucking rules.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:15Matt McCusker?

  They got to experience it, but the Trump reversal, I think, erased some of that goodwill where they're like, I knew it. They think they can do whatever they want. It's like, first of all, we did. We literally can. Like, like the revert, which I, again, I don't know how they did that. But that was like, on, you know, but that, uh, yeah, I, I'm glad everyone's enjoying the World Cup. It's fun. It's fun to watch. But again, it's, losing is kinda like, whatever, guys. We won. We made all that money. All our businesses thrived during the World Cup. It's been great for us. We looked great during it.

• 1:13:48Speaker 04

  I've been enjoying watching like foreign people try our foods.

• 1:13:51Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, ranch is a big one, apparently.

• 1:13:53Speaker 04

  Ranch?

• 1:13:53Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, apparently there's a lot of videos of foreigners trying ranch and being like, what the fuck is this shit?

• 1:13:57Speaker 04

  I've seen good ones of barbecue, like they're trying barbecue and them being like grabbing one of them big ribs and just being like, holy shit, like, taking a bite and being like, oh man, I'm not coming back. I'm not going back to where I'm from.

• 1:14:10Speaker 05

  American cow, very big cow.

• 1:14:14Matt McCusker?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  I saw one, they're just in Philly, they're yelling, I just go, good birds! And like a dumb accent, just, just like.

• 1:14:19Matt McCusker?

  I mean, dude, it really is. It's, uh, it's sick to let people come here and be like, yeah, this place actually kinda does rule.

• 1:14:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:25Matt McCusker?

  Let's stop being haters for a second and be like, this place kinda fucking rocks. We have our problems, obviously, but like, it fucking rocks, dude.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  Undeniably do.

• 1:14:36Matt McCusker?

  It rocks, you know? It sucks. The town got fucking completely unplugged. Sucks. That sucks. I'm sorry.

• 1:14:43Speaker 04

  There are places where the coolest thing to do is go see a big train drive past and that kinda sucks.

• 1:14:51Matt McCusker?

  No, that's good.

• 1:14:52Speaker 04

  One of them was in Reading, like where I'm from, I'm not even.

• 1:14:54Matt McCusker?

  That strikes me as a big train town, to be honest.

• 1:14:56Speaker 04

  We're on the, we're on the monopoly board. We're the train. We're the Reading Railroad. That's us.

• 1:15:00Matt McCusker?

  Oh shit.

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  It's us.

• 1:15:01Matt McCusker?

  I didn't think about it.

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  It was, the railroad doesn't run anymore. I think it was like a big deal because it came back through where it didn't want for my whole life.

• 1:15:10Matt McCusker?

  Yeah, that's fucking right. Reading, no surprise. That's probably why I had the association was from there.

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:15Matt McCusker?

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