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0:00 Speaker 00 Wild, Wild West.
0:02 Matt McCusker? Yes.
0:02 Speaker 02 Hello.
0:03 Matt McCusker? Hey, what's up dude?
0:04 Speaker 02 Nothing.
0:05 Matt McCusker? Dude, can we all make an agreement just to like grow all of our hair together?
0:08 Speaker 02 Damn, I'll look fucking crazy.
0:10 Matt McCusker? You look so sick dude. If you went full, if you went like Val Kilmer.
0:14 Speaker 02 It wouldn't be valid. I'm bald up front dude. I could get a Tony Soprano, I could go slick back. I'd go bald slick back.
0:22 Matt McCusker? That'd be nice.
0:23 Speaker 02 When I get out of the shower, I do it.
0:25 Matt McCusker? You slick it up?
0:25 Speaker 02 I go, oh, this doesn't look so bad.
0:28 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I'm telling you, a slick back is terrible.
0:30 Speaker 02 Smitty Dety, it looks good.
0:32 Matt McCusker? Pull your pants up high. Yeah, like a, one of those dressy kinda t-shirts.
0:35 Speaker 02 But then I'm naked and I see my penis and I go, I'll never be Tony, I'm always gonna be AJ with this fucking.
0:42 Speaker 02 God damn it, I'm always gonna be a tiny, teeny man.
0:47 Matt McCusker? I guess Tony definitely had the.
0:48 Speaker 02 Tony had a hog dude.
0:49 Matt McCusker? Yeah, true.
0:52 Matt McCusker? That'd be funny if that was like the real thing, the real finale of the whole season or the whole thing. He goes into the bathroom.
0:58 Speaker 02 You got pants at the diner?
0:59 Matt McCusker? Oh, Tony, what the hell?
1:02 Speaker 02 Tony had a penis this whole time.
1:03 Matt McCusker? Got a dick like an Irishman.
1:05 Speaker 02 You're not the boss anymore.
1:07 Matt McCusker? He just goes, takes a pee and looks at his pants and just shows it.
1:12 Speaker 02 And the screen goes black?
1:14 Matt McCusker? Don't stop.
1:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:18 Matt McCusker? No way, Tony's got a fat fucking dick.
1:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, Tony had a fat hog. You could tell.
1:22 Matt McCusker? Yeah, for sure.
1:23 Speaker 02 You could tell.
1:24 Matt McCusker? He was the boss.
1:24 Speaker 02 He was the boss. Obviously you have a fat dong.
1:27 Matt McCusker? He's obviously the boss. Tall guys naturally the boss. I was researching that this week. Dude, tall guys make more than short guys. Like a hundred fifty thousand dollars more over thirty year period average. They just get paid more money.
1:39 Speaker 02 Sick.
1:39 Matt McCusker? You just see a tall guy, you go, yeah, you're the boss. There's something inside of all of us that go, tall guys get paid the most.
1:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's why they got George Washington.
1:46 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:47 Speaker 02 He couldn't, he didn't even speak. And they were like, dude, you're the president.
1:50 Matt McCusker? Yeah, man.
1:51 Speaker 02 He didn't talk at the fucking first Continental Congress.
1:53 Matt McCusker? No, he's just tall as hell.
1:54 Speaker 02 They were just like, dude, you gotta be. He did wear his military uniform, so everyone was like.
1:58 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that's kinda boss.
1:59 Speaker 02 Everyone else is dressed like Quaker Oats guy. Kinda gay.
2:04 Speaker 02 High socks and shit.
2:05 Matt McCusker? He rolled up.
2:05 Speaker 02 He rolled up.
2:06 Matt McCusker? What's up, man?
2:06 Speaker 02 Full military.
2:07 Matt McCusker? What did he just been involved in before that?
2:10 Speaker 02 He was in the French Indian.
2:11 Matt McCusker? French Indian, I thought it was some French stuff.
2:13 Speaker 02 And then he was trying to become a British officer. He just kept getting passed up because he was an American. And he like slowly started.
2:20 Matt McCusker? Oh, he was like an OG American?
2:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, and he slowly started presenting them going like, damn dude.
2:25 Matt McCusker? Who, why can we never hear about his?
2:26 Speaker 02 Discriminating?
2:26 Matt McCusker? Why you never hear about his parents? You never hear about George Washington's daddy or mommy?
2:30 Speaker 02 That's true.
2:31 Matt McCusker? You know what I'm saying? You're not Martha.
2:33 Speaker 02 I think they gay, I think he was the heir to Mount Vernon. I could be wrong.
2:39 Matt McCusker? I'd never heard about his parents, man. So they must have been British.
2:42 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:42 Matt McCusker? And he was one of the, yeah, he was like the original American. He's the ultimate patriot.
2:46 Speaker 02 I think he was born in Virginia.
2:48 Matt McCusker? What?
2:49 Speaker 02 Augustine, Washington.
2:51 Matt McCusker? Yeah, because I know his family.
2:53 Speaker 02 Wait, his dad might have been born in Virginia.
2:56 Matt McCusker? What?
2:56 Speaker 02 Damn. His dad got, wow.
3:01 Speaker 02 His dad was born in sixteen ninety-four in Virginia.
3:04 Matt McCusker? Whoa.
3:05 Speaker 02 Damn.
3:06 Matt McCusker? That's crazy.
3:07 Speaker 02 Washington rules.
3:08 Matt McCusker? Because I feel like the, like, that's getting close to the point where they just like in the very beginning, they just threw a bunch of criminals here.
3:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:13 Matt McCusker? Where like, yo, fucking figure it out. So his daddy was either the governor?
3:18 Speaker 02 I'm not sure. He's, he might have been the son of a governor.
3:21 Matt McCusker? Son of a governor, because it'd be like one governor. You would come here in like the sixteen hundreds and you'd be the governor and your all, your whole town would be shitty criminals.
3:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, it'd be a bunch of wooden pikes. Like, you had the one house and everyone was in mud dying. Yeah, we need more fucking poor guys from England.
3:38 Matt McCusker? Yeah, really. They sent them prostitutes for once.
3:42 Speaker 02 He was just a planter and merchant.
3:43 Matt McCusker? Whoa. Okay.
3:45 Speaker 02 Planter is a nice way to say it.
3:47 Matt McCusker? A planter?
3:48 Speaker 02 Yeah. He was just a lowly planter.
3:53 Speaker 02 Well, that's good stuff.
3:54 Matt McCusker? I wonder if he had any help? Because I know that Washington's had himself some help.
3:57 Speaker 02 I think he went to ZipRecruiter.
4:04 Matt McCusker? Powerful technology made them an excellent match.
4:06 Speaker 02 ZipRecruiter dot com and found some matches across the pond.
4:11 Matt McCusker? Damn, well, again, aside from that, shout out George Washington for leading this country to independence. Shame on him for what he did elsewise, you know? Having his slaves.
4:21 Speaker 02 Whatever.
4:22 Matt McCusker? I would have went back in time. Well, if you had to go back in time.
4:26 Speaker 02 Honestly.
4:29 Speaker 02 Whatever, dude.
4:32 Matt McCusker? I guess no one's ever asked the question, you guys don't have to answer this, but no one's ever asked anyone, if you had a time machine, would you go back in time and stop slavery, or would you stop Hitler? It's a tough choice. You would do both? How so?
4:50 Matt McCusker? What the hell? The technology doesn't even exist.
4:53 Speaker 02 It's one-time use, dude.
4:53 Matt McCusker? It's one-time use.
4:54 Speaker 00 You gotta have it.
4:55 Matt McCusker? It's a throwaway, it's a throwaway.
4:56 Speaker 00 Throwaway time machine?
4:57 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you gotta find another one.
4:58 Speaker 00 Multiple time machines?
4:59 Speaker 02 No, there's just no way back out, you gotta stay back in whatever time it is.
5:03 Speaker 00 What am I doing?
5:04 Speaker 02 How the fuck do you stop slavery?
5:06 Matt McCusker? I guess you have to go to the dawn of time.
5:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, it started at like...
5:09 Matt McCusker? Yeah. Okay.
5:11 Speaker 02 The beginning.
5:11 Matt McCusker? You can stop it in America, or stop Hitler?
5:16 Speaker 02 I don't know.
5:17 Matt McCusker? I know, it's tough. No one wants to answer a question on record, it's kinda, you know, you're not gonna make any friends.
5:21 Speaker 00 The worst part, I'm not gonna answer.
5:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think we know.
5:24 Speaker 00 The worst part to answer though is like, say you say slavery, right? And then, but then you think about like, well, will America exist?
5:32 Speaker 02 Oh god, yes, obviously yes.
5:34 Speaker 00 Is it, is it?
5:35 Speaker 02 Yes, obviously yes.
5:37 Speaker 00 No, you're saying it like it's just, you think it's that simple?
5:40 Speaker 02 Would we exist?
5:41 Speaker 00 We would exist.
5:45 Speaker 02 This place, we'd have, we'd have more time machines, this place. This place, we'd be, we'd have flying cars!
5:53 Matt McCusker? Guys, forget to ask this question, it's a bad question, alright?
5:56 Speaker 02 We'd be living on Mars by now, dude.
5:59 Speaker 00 That's a great question! Free, that was free labor, it was helping us grow, economy-wise.
6:04 Speaker 02 Economy-wise? I'm putting the mic down. No, no, no, no, no, I need you involved.
6:09 Matt McCusker? Nate will never know, Nate will never know.
6:10 Speaker 02 I need you involved.
6:13 Matt McCusker? I feel like an idiot for asking, alright?
6:15 Speaker 02 No, it's a good question.
6:16 Speaker 00 That's a great question.
6:18 Matt McCusker? We'll never know, guys, we'll never, ever know. You know, it happened, alright?
6:23 Speaker 02 It happened.
6:25 Matt McCusker? A lot of bad stuff happened, right? Let's just, look, let's just have fun. Let's, let's go on to more lighthearted topics. Let's forget about, oh no, we'll never, don't forget about.
6:34 Speaker 02 Never forget about it.
6:36 Matt McCusker? Conversationally, let's move past this subject.
6:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, the classic, which one's worse? Yeah. That's good, good start to the day.
6:49 Matt McCusker? Not which one's worse, which is your personal preference. Everyone has personal preferences.
6:52 Speaker 02 You say, which one do you prefer? So you're saying you have to stop one. You don't want to stop either.
6:58 Matt McCusker? No, what would you be better suited to stop? You might be like, you might put me in a time machine to stop the Nazis and I might be like, oh, I don't speak this language. I don't know what the hell they're talking about. I can't tell who's who. You know, I would like to make myself the most useful as possible.
7:09 Speaker 02 I think, yeah.
7:12 Speaker 02 Now, if you're putting it that way, yes, I think I could go back to the, the beginning of America.
7:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
7:18 Speaker 02 And just run shit.
7:20 Matt McCusker? Exactly.
7:20 Speaker 02 But if I went to Nazi Germany, they'd be like, get them out of here.
7:23 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm telling the difference between German Jews and Germans and I'm going, I don't know who the hell would help you.
7:28 Speaker 02 Like this Phillies jersey, if I was wearing this, way back, they'd be like, wow. Holy shit, how'd he get blue?
7:36 Speaker 02 If I wore this in Nazi Germany, they'd go, get them out of here.
7:39 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
7:42 Speaker 02 I'd be, I might be one of the bros.
7:43 Matt McCusker? Well, you'd have to put on that suit you showed me before we did the podcast.
7:47 Speaker 02 A what?
7:50 Matt McCusker? You have to put on all your cool.
7:50 Speaker 02 My memorabilia?
7:53 Speaker 02 I don't have any memorabilia.
7:57 Matt McCusker? Remember that military shirt?
7:59 Speaker 02 Dude, people will believe that. A hundred percent, people will believe that.
8:03 Matt McCusker? Did I tell you after the show in Florida, someone handed me a penny? And they, I didn't know what they said, they said it has the, like, heart or something. I'm going, what? And he leaves, I flip it, I was a fucking swastika.
8:14 Speaker 02 Oh shit, he gave you a swastika penny?
8:16 Matt McCusker? He gave you a swastika penny. I gave it to my wife. I said, here babe, here's a swastika penny.
8:21 Speaker 02 What the fuck?
8:22 Matt McCusker? I just did Florida, here's a swastika penny.
8:24 Speaker 02 Now, ah, nevermind.
8:25 Matt McCusker? So I'm, I'm projecting because I have.
8:27 Speaker 02 I was gonna be real anti-Semitic.
8:31 Speaker 02 That's a nasty prank.
8:32 Matt McCusker? I would like to apologize, no. I would.
8:36 Speaker 02 Alright, this is.
8:37 Matt McCusker? I would like to apologize.
8:39 Speaker 02 You did this.
8:39 Matt McCusker? I would.
8:40 Speaker 02 You did this.
8:40 Matt McCusker? We can start over.
8:41 Speaker 02 You know I can't stop.
8:41 Matt McCusker? We can start over. I'd like to apologize because I was projecting on you because I have memorabilia.
8:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, you have memorabilia. People got really upset when I said I wanted to buy a Hitler autograph. I don't fucking see, I really don't see the problem.
8:56 Matt McCusker? When did you say that?
8:57 Speaker 02 I said it like 10 times. I said it on here, I said it on Rogan.
9:00 Matt McCusker? Hitler autograph?
9:01 Speaker 02 That's a fucking.
9:03 Matt McCusker? Historically, it's a sick.
9:04 Speaker 02 That's what I mean.
9:04 Matt McCusker? Yeah, dude, don't, that's crazy. People are just jealous of your Hitler autograph.
9:08 Speaker 02 I'd get a Stalin autograph, I'd get a.
9:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that's, that's actually pretty cool.
9:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:12 Matt McCusker? And it's crazy to conflate the two things, being like.
9:16 Speaker 02 I have OJ Simpson shit, no one gives a fuck. I know that was just one lady, allegedly.
9:21 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
9:23 Speaker 02 I don't know, you can get a bad guy's autograph.
9:25 Matt McCusker? I think so.
9:26 Speaker 02 You don't fucking say, "I like this."
9:28 Matt McCusker? Exactly.
9:28 Speaker 02 You gotta look at this, this is crazy.
9:30 Matt McCusker? You put it in your basement.
9:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:32 Matt McCusker? There's nothing else in your basement.
9:34 Speaker 02 It's just a spotlight on a fucking.
9:39 Speaker 02 Anytime I have a first date, I go, "I want to show you something." Take her down to the basement and go, "What do you think that autograph reads?"
9:46 Matt McCusker? Turn off the lasered grid of security.
9:49 Speaker 02 Try to read that.
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11:00 Speaker 02 What's that?
11:01 Matt McCusker? This memory right now.
11:03 Speaker 02 A picture of this?
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12:03 Matt McCusker? Terms and conditions apply. I don't think you got out of that.
12:06 Speaker 02 Yeah. That happens.
12:08 Matt McCusker? How was the, how was S and L?
12:10 Speaker 02 Oh, it was sick. We haven't, yeah, fuck.
12:13 Matt McCusker? Yeah, we haven't done it.
12:13 Speaker 02 I was going around, dude. I had to travel a lot. Kind of sucked. I'd go New York to LA, to San Francisco, Sacramento. Yeah.
12:24 Matt McCusker? Dang, that's fucking
12:24 Speaker 02 It was a lot, but no.
12:25 Matt McCusker? The coast to coast is
12:26 Speaker 02 SNL fucking ruled, especially because all I had to do was the opening.
12:30 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
12:30 Speaker 02 It was great.
12:31 Matt McCusker? All the fun.
12:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:32 Matt McCusker? That's pretty cool.
12:33 Speaker 02 Also, they write all the jokes.
12:34 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
12:35 Speaker 02 I was delighted to see the Rob Zombie reference. I got a Rob Zombie in there.
12:39 Matt McCusker? Did you really?
12:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was nice.
12:40 Matt McCusker? Which one?
12:41 Speaker 02 Called him Zoltan Rob Zombie.
12:43 Matt McCusker? Yes, I saw, okay.
12:45 Speaker 02 Uh.
12:46 Matt McCusker? I don't know why I was singing Dragula for some reason.
12:47 Speaker 02 But no, it was, uh, it was sick. I just had the game seven of the World Series on in my green room. I did so stress free when all you have to do is one, well, actually, hold on, I take that back because the rehearsal, my hands are on this podium. And it, anytime I let go, I just did Trump. My hands, every single time I let go, I was talking, like, I couldn't stop. So then I had to just hold the podium like as hard as I could. And it, I don't know why, but my hands were the sweatiest.
13:15 Matt McCusker? That makes sense.
13:16 Speaker 02 They've ever, like, dripped, my hands were dripping sweat.
13:18 Matt McCusker? No, dude, trust me.
13:19 Speaker 02 I've never experienced anything like that.
13:20 Matt McCusker? I, I had it, when I was flying home, I was carrying a single coin in my hand.
13:28 Matt McCusker? But no, that would fuck you up.
13:32 Speaker 02 Uh.
13:36 Matt McCusker? I was clutching it.
13:36 Speaker 02 Sorry, do you have something in your hand?
13:40 Matt McCusker? I was clutching a coin tightly.
13:45 Matt McCusker? But no, if you, yeah, if you're like
13:46 Speaker 02 It was a plastic, it was plastic, so it was just like
13:49 Matt McCusker? Forget it.
13:49 Speaker 02 So sweaty.
13:50 Matt McCusker? Ugh.
13:51 Speaker 02 And, uh, yeah, it was, it's, it is still extremely nerve wracking.
13:55 Matt McCusker? Oh, man.
13:56 Speaker 02 Doing SNLs.
13:57 Matt McCusker? But at least it's over.
13:58 Speaker 02 Like, I was next to Rami and, and Miles Teller, and they were just
14:01 Matt McCusker? Chilling.
14:01 Speaker 02 This is cool. And I was like, yeah, I'm fine. Oh, shit.
14:05 Matt McCusker? At least you didn't have to do it the whole time. You did the one, then it was over. You said, do that one thing. That's, that was like
14:09 Speaker 02 But we did have, I was gonna be in a sketch at the end. And it got cut last second, and I was very happy.
14:16 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
14:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:17 Matt McCusker? Like, alright, I'm done.
14:18 Speaker 02 And then I got to, yeah, just watch game seven of the World Series. It was a good time.
14:22 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
14:22 Speaker 02 I had, uh, Ronan Sasse with me.
14:24 Matt McCusker? Nice.
14:25 Speaker 02 Fidance, Fidance lingered. Impressive lingering from Fidance. He asked me to go, and I was like, yeah, which I didn't want to ask for tickets.
14:35 Matt McCusker? For sure.
14:36 Speaker 02 So I, I had to ask for tickets just for Fidance. And then he went to the rehearsal, and then just sat in my green room. For the real show, and then for the after party. Classic. It was a good linger.
14:48 Matt McCusker? That's good, actually, yeah. He dug down.
14:50 Speaker 02 I said, do you have to?
14:54 Speaker 02 Then I feel bad, I'd be like, finance, get the fuck out of here. Cause it's a real small green room. Like five people in there, it was like eighty-five degrees in there, I'm like sweating. Like, finance, get the fuck out of here. And they'd be like, do you really want me to leave? I'd be like, well, no. Now I feel bad, no.
15:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it is admirable to dig in that long.
15:13 Speaker 02 He can, he can fucking dig in.
15:14 Matt McCusker? Yeah, man. That's awesome.
15:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's just like, I wanna be here.
15:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
15:19 Speaker 02 There's nothing you can do.
15:20 Matt McCusker? Soon as somebody even looks at me, I'm like, I'm out, man, I'm fucking going.
15:23 Speaker 02 For sure.
15:23 Matt McCusker? I can't handle it.
15:25 Speaker 02 Uh, but yeah. SNL ruled. Then, uh, San Francisco was sick.
15:32 Matt McCusker? Really? I like San Francisco.
15:33 Speaker 02 Got to goof off on the, by the way, they're not kidding, that place is fucked.
15:36 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that one area is.
15:37 Speaker 02 That one area is, which is where my hotel was.
15:39 Matt McCusker? What?
15:40 Speaker 02 Fucked up.
15:41 Matt McCusker? You gotta stay at the top of the hill.
15:42 Speaker 02 We did not. Uh, my, uh, assistant booked it cause she thought it was a funny hotel name.
15:47 Matt McCusker? What was it called?
15:48 Speaker 02 Uh, it was the Zeppelin. It was, yeah, it was a Led Zeppelin themed hotel.
15:51 Matt McCusker? That's fucking awesome.
15:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was a little like, what are we doing?
15:54 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
15:55 Speaker 02 She was like, I thought this was a funny name, I was like, you're fired.
15:59 Speaker 02 No, uh, we had a nice night at, uh, the, the Zeppelin Hotel. Cause, uh, me and, me and Tommy and, uh, James went out and got some drinks after the show. And then Tommy said he was sleepwalking.
16:13 Speaker 02 I don't think so. He, I think he was blacked out.
16:15 Matt McCusker? Thought someone rose out of his amian?
16:17 Speaker 02 Thought it was the bathroom and just walked out his front door of the hotel in his tighty-whities. So he's just in the hallway in his tighty-whities, no card. He has to go down to the lobby in his tighties and ask for another key. And I was like, dude, you're lucky it was San Francisco, they're probably like, yeah, this happens.
16:34 Matt McCusker? Yeah, this is pretty normal.
16:36 Speaker 02 Fucking clearly a gay guy.
16:37 Matt McCusker? Were they blasting Zepp on like, in the, in any of the comedy?
16:40 Speaker 02 No, they did have records in the room, it was pretty cool.
16:42 Matt McCusker? That's cool.
16:43 Speaker 02 But, uh, I was, we, we talked about it after, he was like, it was so embarrassing. I was like, dude, at least you're like, in shape. If I had to go down to the lobby in just tighty-whities, they would like, call the police.
16:55 Matt McCusker? You'd had it going out to like, the Mission District and just stayed outside, all right?
16:58 Speaker 02 Sprint down the street. And everyone would be like, alright, he's fine. Indoors, in just tighties, people would be terrified.
17:05 Matt McCusker? No, that sucks, I would be, I'd be mortified.
17:08 Speaker 02 Yeah, he handled it well, I think he was, he was probably hammered when it was happening.
17:11 Matt McCusker? True.
17:12 Speaker 02 So.
17:13 Matt McCusker? Yeah, fuck, that's crazy.
17:15 Speaker 02 Sacramento ruled.
17:16 Matt McCusker? Sacked down?
17:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
17:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah, Sacramento is, uh, it's tough. It's very, it looks very much like a GTA video game.
17:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:24 Matt McCusker? It's crazy.
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18:23 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. Oh, I gotta say this. At, uh, at the Warriors, we went down to the Warriors facility and shot around. I got you beat, Nate. I think I missed, I think I airballed 30 straight threes.
18:35 Speaker 00 Do you have the footage?
18:36 Speaker 02 No, but they do. And I was begging them. I was like, you can't. And they're like, right above the rim there, there's an AI camera that captures everything. It captures your shooting motion, does all that. And I was like, and he was like, yeah, we might show this to the team. And I was like, you can't show anyone. This is the most embarrassing. I missed, airballed 30 straight.
18:55 Matt McCusker? Dang.
18:56 Speaker 02 It was crazy.
18:57 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I mean, if you don't.
18:58 Speaker 02 People were filming and shit. I was like, please don't film.
18:59 Matt McCusker? No, that would, that's, yeah, no way.
19:01 Speaker 02 Fine. It took me forever to work up the courage to go shoot because there were cameras around.
19:04 Matt McCusker? For sure, yeah.
19:05 Speaker 02 Finally, I had enough beers to go, all right, I'll take a free throw. Airballed a free throw?
19:12 Speaker 02 And I was like, please don't put that out. I swear to God, please. Please, I'll do anything.
19:17 Matt McCusker? Oh, that's devastating.
19:19 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:20 Matt McCusker? I mean, three with the cameras on you, that makes sense, man. That would really, that would throw me off.
19:24 Speaker 02 Especially when like James started making threes.
19:27 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
19:27 Speaker 02 Doesn't even know how she's shooting fucking underhand. My assistant hit a three.
19:32 Speaker 00 He was shooting underhand at the Warriors.
19:34 Speaker 02 He doesn't know how to shoot.
19:35 Speaker 00 Put underhand is, well, I can't talk. I'm gonna shut up.
19:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
19:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was all, it was very embarrassing.
19:43 Matt McCusker? Dang.
19:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, so that was a good trip.
19:45 Matt McCusker? Tommy was just naked doing laps.
19:47 Speaker 02 Tommy was naked.
19:50 Matt McCusker? That's awesome.
19:51 Speaker 02 Hello, little man. Nice of you to join us. Why were you late?
19:56 Speaker 03 I got poop blocked.
19:58 Speaker 02 You got poop blocked?
19:59 Matt McCusker? You were stuck on the seat.
20:00 Speaker 02 Sat down to take a dump and it didn't, didn't take?
20:02 Speaker 03 It took, but I had to took another one.
20:07 Speaker 02 Took another one.
20:09 Matt McCusker? See, you had like a bad messy ass and you couldn't leave. You knew it was unfinished business.
20:13 Speaker 03 No, I drank too much whiskey yesterday and had 7-Eleven wings and that's a, that's a travesty.
20:18 Matt McCusker? Jesus Christ.
20:19 Speaker 03 On my guts, yeah.
20:21 Speaker 00 A man went nuts on a bottle of whiskey yesterday.
20:24 Matt McCusker? Why?
20:24 Speaker 00 I'm, we were just hanging out drinking, but he had like a Chalice cup and I swear.
20:30 Speaker 02 Chalice cup will get you.
20:31 Speaker 00 Yeah, Chalice cup was like.
20:33 Speaker 02 Chalice cup's funny.
20:34 Matt McCusker? Yeah, goblet during D and D.
20:36 Speaker 00 He had a goblet of whiskey.
20:38 Matt McCusker? Bring forth your whiskey.
20:41 Speaker 02 You guys still doing fucking gay D and D?
20:43 Speaker 00 We did it yesterday. It was a, it was a big time.
20:44 Speaker 02 No, no, no, I mean like literally.
20:46 Speaker 00 Like gay?
20:46 Speaker 02 Actually homosexual.
20:49 Speaker 02 Cause Jabri was here telling me all about the way these guys play. They have to like roll the dice to see how, like what part you finish on the other guy.
20:56 Speaker 00 This is, that happened one, Andy did it one time as a fun bit. It was a fun bit. Bad guy walked in, Andy rolled to, to, to come to death. It was a long time ago. He didn't know the rules. We take it seriously now. We were on an adventure.
21:12 Speaker 02 So you blacked out, you blacked out on whiskey playing D and D.
21:16 Speaker 00 It was kinda the best day.
21:17 Speaker 02 7-Eleven wings and then you're late to this cause you taking a bunch of shits.
21:24 Speaker 03 My car got towed last night too. It was a terrible day.
21:27 Matt McCusker? Well, probably for the best.
21:30 Matt McCusker? From the report, it sounds like that was like the best possible outcome.
21:32 Speaker 02 Where, where, were you at the creek?
21:34 Speaker 03 No, I was parked at my friend's house in the, yeah, Pat Deuce's place in the complex and they took it.
21:43 Matt McCusker? Dang.
21:44 Speaker 02 Did you get it back?
21:45 Speaker 03 Yeah.
21:47 Matt McCusker? So what's your, what's your party score on right now out of 10? Are you like out of nine out of 10 of the party or like?
21:52 Speaker 03 What do you mean?
21:52 Matt McCusker? If you had to like score your personal party right now, like how hard you party.
21:56 Speaker 03 Oh, I didn't party that hard.
21:59 Speaker 02 It's probably like a three, a four.
22:01 Speaker 03 It was a three? I thought you drank a ton of whiskey.
22:04 Speaker 00 That was a nine at least, bro. We crushed like a case of beer and a bottle of whiskey. In like four hours.
22:14 Matt McCusker? Well, man, what would your 10 be if that's your three?
22:18 Speaker 02 What's a 10? There has to be a fire somewhere. Like a fire, an act of fire going on, that's a 10.
22:23 Matt McCusker? 10?
22:24 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yeah.
22:26 Matt McCusker? Alright.
22:28 Speaker 03 Fucking... Whatever.
22:33 Speaker 03 Who gives a fuck, huh?
22:39 Speaker 02 Well, that's good stuff. Alright, what else is going on?
22:42 Matt McCusker? Not much, man. I, uh, what the hell's going on with me right now? Oh dude, I'm trying to get in Thousand Pound Club right now.
22:47 Speaker 02 That's nice.
22:48 Matt McCusker? Thousand, you know, I never heard of the Thousand Pound Club.
22:49 Speaker 02 I had a Thousand Pound Club t-shirt, bro.
22:51 Matt McCusker? Woo!
22:51 Speaker 02 High school, dude. Deadlift, squat, bench?
22:53 Matt McCusker? High school, that probably was Thousand Pound Club in high school too, but I'm trying to do it now.
22:57 Speaker 02 We cheated, we had the fucking... We had the, uh, we had the hex bar for deadlift.
23:02 Matt McCusker? Did, yeah? Look, I'm not against the hex bar.
23:04 Speaker 02 I, it's, you can get way more.
23:06 Matt McCusker? You can. Yeah, that's true. You can get a lot more. But yeah, I'm sure that's my goal by my 40th birthday, Thousand Pound Club. So, I'm at 750, I'll do, I'll get it for sure. I'll get it for sure.
23:16 Speaker 02 Squat's tough.
23:17 Matt McCusker? Squat?
23:18 Speaker 02 Squat kinda fucking sucks.
23:19 Matt McCusker? I kinda like, dude, I'll be honest.
23:20 Speaker 02 You do have thick fucking cheeks. You're probably good.
23:23 Matt McCusker? Thick cheeks and thick legs, so I kinda like it, but my back, man, like...
23:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:27 Matt McCusker? Kinda hurts. I did like 265 and that was like, I'll be able to get three plates, I think.
23:31 Speaker 02 That's nice.
23:32 Matt McCusker? True, but if I do three plates, three pa- three plates, I don't know, I have to do a lot more, bench is not, bench is my weakness. So it's just my, I'm like a centaur, dude. Puny human arms.
23:43 Speaker 02 That's good, though.
23:44 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it'll be fun.
23:45 Speaker 02 It's exciting stuff.
23:46 Matt McCusker? It has been, man. It's been really, uh, I'm eating now like I'm in the NFL. I'm eating so much.
23:53 Speaker 02 Welcome to the club, dude.
23:54 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
23:55 Speaker 02 Welcome, you've joined the boys.
23:58 Matt McCusker? I was already eating pretty heartily, dude, now I'm...
24:00 Speaker 02 Instead of powerlifting, we're playing D and D. And drinking a goblet of whiskey and then going, "I need more calories."
24:08 Speaker 02 I need to bulk up.
24:10 Matt McCusker? I'm just worried my bulk doesn't turn into the Hulk, man.
24:13 Speaker 02 I hear you.
24:13 Matt McCusker? I'm telling you, I might turn into the Hulk right now.
24:16 Speaker 02 You might turn into the bulk, dude. I'd give anything for you to just, just get thick as fuck, dude. Pause. Pause, I want you thick.
24:28 Matt McCusker? I might have never lifted this heavy, so I, I might fucking balloon out, it'd be nice.
24:32 Speaker 02 Are you taking creatine?
24:33 Matt McCusker? Oh, yeah.
24:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna...
24:35 Matt McCusker? Balloon out, I'm taking, I'm taking creatine, I'm taking my, uh, natural T-Booster, so... So, I'm all endogenous, dude.
24:42 Speaker 02 Fuck yeah.
24:43 Matt McCusker? I'm all endo, all endo, so... It's not really doing anything, I'm just kidding, I just wake up fucking crazy hard.
24:50 Matt McCusker? It's like Tonga Ali and all that stuff.
24:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:53 Matt McCusker? Just wake up, just rocked.
24:54 Speaker 02 It's nice to be, yeah.
24:55 Matt McCusker? Bricked.
24:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
24:56 Matt McCusker? Bricked up.
24:57 Speaker 02 It's good to hear.
24:58 Matt McCusker? Sore legs, sore legs, stiff.
25:01 Speaker 02 It's good.
25:02 Matt McCusker? Wake up and go, fuck, yeah.
25:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:04 Matt McCusker? Can't wait to get to the thousand-pound club when I'm forty.
25:06 Speaker 02 No one can stop me, I'm jacked, it's time to read politics on the internet. I'm so strong.
25:15 Matt McCusker? But no, it has been nice, that's been a, that's been a fun one. Goes in my head, if I lift for like, two weeks, I'm just like, dude, have I, have people noticed how jacked I am right? I think, I swear, I'm like an eight-year-old.
25:25 Speaker 02 You hit it backwards at Walburg. Immediately, you lifted for two weeks.
25:28 Matt McCusker? I know, I know. I can lift once and be like, dude, for real, I think people might be able to tell right now.
25:34 Speaker 02 Dude, I was watching, uh, I had some Fox News on TV. And, uh, there's a Walburg commercial for the, what's the prayer app called?
25:44 Speaker 02 He has a prayer app.
25:45 Matt McCusker? Does he have a prayer app?
25:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, and he just goes, "Hi, I'm Mark Walburg, pray with me." And then he just says a prayer.
25:51 Matt McCusker? It's kind of crazy.
25:52 Speaker 02 It's a television commercial.
25:53 Matt McCusker? That's crazy.
25:55 Speaker 02 What's it called? Yeah.
25:58 Matt McCusker? Like, H-A-L-L?
26:00 Speaker 02 How would be that name?
26:02 Matt McCusker? Dang, how does it work? I'd be curious to see how it works.
26:04 Speaker 02 I think it starts asking for some tithes. Tithes, tithes, tithes.
26:09 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I think tithes.
26:11 Speaker 02 I think eventually that's a little pay to pray.
26:14 Matt McCusker? Really?
26:14 Speaker 02 Just like Christ intended.
26:16 Matt McCusker? I'd be, I might do indulgences.
26:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:20 Matt McCusker? Yeah, get yourself out of hell. You pay the church to get you out of there.
26:23 Speaker 02 Well, it's good. He's trying to get people to pray. That's good.
26:25 Matt McCusker? It's nice. It is weird to try to get, are you sure there's tithes?
26:29 Speaker 02 I think there might be tithes.
26:30 Matt McCusker? I don't know. That'd be nuts. I feel like they would steal your information. I'd like to know what people are confessing. I'd start an app for that.
26:37 Speaker 02 Ooh, confession app?
26:38 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you can confess.
26:41 Speaker 02 That's nice.
26:42 Matt McCusker? And I'll sell that third-party information to somewhere else.
26:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, as soon as they confess one thing, you go, alright, Venmo me.
26:50 Speaker 02 Venmo me $300.
26:52 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I started listening to the Bible on audiobook.
26:55 Speaker 02 Me too.
26:55 Matt McCusker? Did you really?
26:56 Speaker 02 Fell asleep pretty quick.
26:57 Matt McCusker? Yeah, Genesis is a slog.
26:59 Speaker 02 Genesis gets you. Starting with all those fucking names.
27:01 Matt McCusker? The names, dude.
27:02 Speaker 02 He bequeathed him and fucking he had him.
27:04 Matt McCusker? I finally made it through the names to Abraham and, yeah, a lot of debauchery going on, dude. I didn't realize. I thought, you know, who was it? Lot? When Lot's wife turned to salt?
27:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:18 Matt McCusker? And then his daughters trick him and have sex with him? Get pregnant. I was just like, alright, here comes God's wrath. They're like, nah, man, they're actually doing really well. And you're like, alright, what the hell's that all about?
27:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's where Lot's like, fuck my daughters instead of his angel?
27:32 Matt McCusker? Yes. Lot offers up his daughters to the angels.
27:35 Speaker 02 So sick.
27:35 Matt McCusker? God's like, that's actually pretty.
27:37 Speaker 02 Fucking hot-ass angel came down. The whole town was like, ah, outside of Lot's door, like, let us fuck that guy. We're gonna fuck that guy.
27:45 Matt McCusker? Crazy.
27:46 Speaker 02 Yeah. They had that coming, dude. They deserved it. They need to be salt. Is a new guy in town? I need some booty relief.
27:53 Matt McCusker? Booty relief is such a nice term. Did you ever see an old black guy? He was in prison for a long time, who's on Instagram now?
28:00 Speaker 02 Somebody's talking about booty relief? The fuck is that?
28:03 Matt McCusker? You guys know what I'm talking about? He's, huh? Yeah, Fleesh Johnson. I'm talking about booty relief.
28:09 Speaker 02 What's going on? What is that?
28:10 Matt McCusker? Oh, this guy has a 12-inch penis. He's been in jail for a long time and he-
28:14 Speaker 02 Oh, no.
28:15 Matt McCusker? He just says-
28:17 Speaker 03 You ever watched The Boondocks? There's that one episode, The Booty Warrior, where the guy was like, I see you, I like you. He's a real guy and he's out of jail and he's a menace.
28:26 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he's.
28:27 Speaker 02 He's out now?
28:27 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's out now.
28:29 Speaker 02 Hitting people with booty relief outside of the.
28:31 Matt McCusker? I'm sick of the conference. Dude, he said he's, he's like, he also holds it down. He's like, I'm not gay. He's like, I was just in jail. Then he'll be like, so I swear to God, some booties, there's some booties better. They're the best I ever had.
28:42 Speaker 02 He needs to be turned into a pillar of salt.
28:47 Matt McCusker? Someone needs to raise his, wherever he lives, really bad. Oh, yeah.
28:52 Speaker 02 Raise his land.
28:54 Matt McCusker? Someone needs to raise.
28:55 Speaker 02 12 inch booty relief? God damn.
28:59 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he would just say, you were just like, you would tap, dude, him explaining it is the funniest shit in the world. Like, I just tapped him. I said, hey, man, I'm gonna need some booty relief.
29:08 Speaker 02 The guy goes, God.
29:09 Matt McCusker? And that's all it is.
29:10 Speaker 02 Damn it. Okay. Just don't fucking hit me again, please. Please stop hitting me.
29:17 Matt McCusker? That's all he said he did. He said he fought, gambled, booty. Those three things.
29:21 Speaker 02 Sounds like he didn't rehabilitate at all. He's committed grievous sins the entire time.
29:30 Matt McCusker? He truly didn't rehabilitate whatsoever. But he is very funny. It's very funny.
29:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, it sounds funny.
29:36 Matt McCusker? He's like missing his front teeth. Just like, man, some booties I had better than any other girl I ever had in the booty. I had some, I had some good booty in that jail.
29:47 Matt McCusker? But he said, ever since he's out of jail, no more booty relief.
29:50 Speaker 02 That's good.
29:51 Matt McCusker? Strictly for the ladies right now.
29:52 Speaker 02 That's good.
29:52 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he's, he was in jail for what, like 15 years? He's in jail for a long time.
29:57 Speaker 02 It's not funny, but I've talked about it before, but I always think of, me and Blizz were just dying laughing because this guy got, it's not funny. He got some booty relief, but they packed his ass with peanut butter. For like lube, I guess.
30:09 Matt McCusker? What?
30:10 Speaker 02 And we were just, he got like knocked out and he woke up with peanut butter in his ass. But then it's just like, just somebody knocking somebody out and somebody else be like, get the peanut butter. It's not funny, never mind. I'll take it back, but you know what I mean? It's funny to just pack someone's ass.
30:24 Matt McCusker? Having your butthole filled with peanut butter is objectively funny. Lube, I'm questioning is like peanut butter for lube? I don't know. It's like, doesn't even go down your throat, you know what I mean? You choke on peanut butter. So I wonder.
30:37 Speaker 02 Maybe it was just a mean thing to do afterwards.
30:40 Matt McCusker? True.
30:41 Speaker 02 Just a little prank.
30:42 Matt McCusker? Yeah, maybe it was natural peanut butter, it was just the oil. Get that, get that organic peanut butter.
30:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:48 Matt McCusker? Quick, get the peanut butter, motherfuckers knocked out, go. Not the shit with the palm seed oil. Getting packed up with peanut butter, man, that's tough. Take forever to get that out of your butt. You know what I'm saying?
31:01 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:02 Matt McCusker? That'd be tough. Some chunky?
31:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:06 Matt McCusker? May God smite whoever packs me with the chunky peanut butter, bro.
31:10 Speaker 02 Please.
31:11 Matt McCusker? I would cry unto him, dude.
31:13 Speaker 02 Pray for, pray for a peanut allergy and go, joke's on, bag's on you.
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32:21 Matt McCusker? Uh, I think this weekend at Madison, Wisconsin, I believe there's an early show for sale. Everything else is all sold out, but let me see here. Let's, let's check it out, guys. Yep, Comedy on State, Madison, Wisconsin. I believe there's an early show. Springfield Comedy Club, back on the map. Back on the map. They're gonna honor the tickets that people bought before the whole place imploded. I, Springfield Comedy Club, the righteous people of Springfield Comedy Club have come and they've brought me back to Springfield, Missouri, honoring all
32:49 Speaker 02 That's a fun show.
32:50 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it's gonna be awesome. Funny Bone Comedy Club, Syracuse, New York. I'll be there also. Please come out, guys. mattmccusker.com. Thank you.
32:57 Speaker 02 December 12th, I'll be in Boise, Idaho. December 13th, I'll be in Portland, Oregon. And then the next, then I'm on a little break until, uh, the January, uh, Madison Square Garden, so.
33:10 Speaker 02 Yeah, hopefully those, hopefully I don't, uh, choke and ruin it and blow it.
33:16 Matt McCusker? Fuck him. Nah, if you can handle, if you can handle gaming on the screen.
33:21 Speaker 02 Fuck him at the square garden, fuck.
33:25 Speaker 02 Well, you guys got anything you wanna say? You got any shows? What you got, brother?
33:34 Speaker 04 We got Optimum Noctis coming up next week and it's the first and third Tuesday of every month at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, Texas.
33:41 Speaker 02 First and third? Now you guys doubled the Optimum Noctis?
33:44 Speaker 04 Yes, sir.
33:44 Speaker 02 Congratulations.
33:45 Speaker 04 Thank you very much.
33:46 Matt McCusker? Optimum Nocti.
33:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, now it's Optimum Nocti.
33:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, I didn't think about that. And then I'm going to Chicago and Atlanta in December. Uh, I forget when they are, but they're, the tickets will be up soon, so if you wanna come to that, please come. Thank you very much.
34:02 Speaker 02 All right, good job, Sean.
34:03 Speaker 04 Thank you.
34:04 Speaker 02 All right, thank you, everybody.
34:06 Matt McCusker? That's a wrap on the set.
34:11 Matt McCusker? Hall set me up. He's all mad. He's, he's claiming there is a company that is selling medicine for peanut allergies. Guess what the medicine is? Peanuts. He says it's 100%. They're 100% selling peanuts.
34:26 Speaker 02 So it's like a vaccine?
34:27 Matt McCusker? Kinda, yeah.
34:28 Speaker 02 It's how vaccines, yeah.
34:29 Matt McCusker? Yeah, pretty much.
34:30 Speaker 02 Give him a small dose of peanuts?
34:32 Matt McCusker? Yeah. Give him peanuts breath.
34:34 Speaker 02 All right.
34:37 Matt McCusker? He was fired up. He texted me. He goes, can you fucking believe this shit? And it's like, yeah, for sure.
34:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's how that works.
34:42 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I could definitely see them doing that. But yeah, that was really the kind of solution to the whole peanut allergy. It was like, let them eat peanuts. Give them peanuts.
34:50 Speaker 02 Yes.
34:51 Matt McCusker? So.
34:51 Speaker 02 Were you worried about that with your children?
34:53 Matt McCusker? No.
34:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:54 Matt McCusker? Cause I didn't have a peanut allergy, so I was like, they'll be fine. And I gave it to them super early where I was just like.
34:58 Speaker 02 See what happens.
34:59 Matt McCusker? Yeah. See what's good. That shit is annoying, dude. Like trying to pack lunches for them. You can't have any peanut products. It's like.
35:06 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:06 Matt McCusker? Cause then it's like tree nuts or this coconut. It's like the point where like, bro, like they gotta, they gotta do this.
35:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, that sucks.
35:13 Matt McCusker? You gotta eat this shit. But if my kid had a peanut allergy, I would, I would give them like a prophylactic tongue cover. Like a dental dam.
35:21 Speaker 02 A dental dam?
35:23 Matt McCusker? Like a dental dam, but for peanuts.
35:24 Speaker 02 For peanuts.
35:25 Matt McCusker? For peanuts, yeah.
35:26 Speaker 02 Of course.
35:26 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I was like, that'd be the safest.
35:29 Speaker 02 That's the only thing you can do.
35:30 Matt McCusker? I would do a mask and a dental dam.
35:35 Matt McCusker? On my toddler.
35:38 Matt McCusker? And that would just kind of grease their whole body so that like they would, you know, that way if they slipped, they would fall. They'd be totally safe.
35:47 Matt McCusker? You know what I mean?
35:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, fully.
35:49 Matt McCusker? I'm saying if someone tried to duck your kid, if you had them covered in baby oil.
35:52 Speaker 02 Cause if they see that, if they see that dental dam, they're gonna go.
35:57 Speaker 02 They're fucking, they're, they're ready? And then you lube them up. You go, good luck catching them.
36:02 Matt McCusker? Yeah, they make a bar of soap, pop them right out of their heads.
36:05 Speaker 02 Watch out. That might get them going too.
36:11 Speaker 02 Alright. Yeah.
36:14 Matt McCusker? Anyway, I'm telling you, man, the caffeine had me fucked up. I've been subdued under the heel of fucking evil caffeine. Yeah, caffeine is, dude. That shit is not where it's at. For me personally, I can't speak for everybody. For me, it was like stealing my energy, man.
36:29 Speaker 02 It does. Yeah, you do crash.
36:31 Matt McCusker? Dude, I crashed so hard. Then it's like either drinking other coffee, then you get bad sleep. For me, again, personally, I would get bad sleep and then I'd wake up and chase the dragon again. And it was like, I got to the point where I was like, dude, I, this shit isn't for me.
36:42 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:43 Matt McCusker? And I feel so much better.
36:45 Speaker 02 Well, that's good.
36:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
36:46 Speaker 02 Cause I knew you were struggling with that.
36:47 Matt McCusker? I was.
36:47 Speaker 02 And it's good.
36:48 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I'm free, I'm free from the clutches, although the demon nicotine still has its hooks. I was off that as well.
36:55 Speaker 02 Nicotine rules.
36:56 Matt McCusker? But I was crying to Sean the whole time this weekend. I was like, man, I'd really like my nicotine tablets before the show. It's really nice having those. It just makes my mind a lot sharper. And I kept being like.
37:04 Speaker 02 What Sean say?
37:05 Matt McCusker? He was just like, yeah, I think I have one of those things you gave me before. And then he didn't, he didn't have them. He built me up, fucking slammed me down.
37:13 Speaker 02 Fuck her.
37:14 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
37:15 Speaker 02 You fuck.
37:20 Speaker 02 Oh, good call, Amir. He's clearly done talking.
37:26 Speaker 02 Says hands him a mic.
37:28 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I might start taking 7OH. Did you ever take that before?
37:32 Speaker 02 Never even heard of it.
37:33 Matt McCusker? Dude, apparently there's this shit, it's kratom, but they turn it into like a super concentrated.
37:38 Speaker 02 Don't start taking fucking kratom.
37:39 Matt McCusker? I'm obviously not, this is, no.
37:41 Speaker 02 This is a bit, dude.
37:42 Matt McCusker? This is a bit. Yeah, that's the thing about me, man. You don't know when I'm being serious.
37:45 Speaker 02 That's what it's like.
37:46 Matt McCusker? It gets me in a lot of trouble.
37:47 Speaker 02 I hear you.
37:48 Matt McCusker? Sometimes I'm just, I feel, there's a, there's like a term for that, when like, you know, you don't really know the person's serious. And it's like a dramatic term, something from, you know.
37:55 Speaker 02 Being a cunt.
37:59 Speaker 02 This guy sucks. It's tough to talk to him. I don't know if he's fucking with me.
38:02 Matt McCusker? No, if that doesn't work, then I slip into a British accent and usually the party goes crazy.
38:06 Speaker 02 Party goes nuts.
38:09 Speaker 02 Let me hear that.
38:09 Matt McCusker? Dudes.
38:10 Speaker 02 Let me hear that British accent.
38:11 Matt McCusker? Hello.
38:13 Matt McCusker? Hello.
38:14 Speaker 02 Tried to watch Peaky Blinders again.
38:16 Matt McCusker? Oh dude, that's all you need.
38:19 Speaker 02 I used to love it.
38:21 Matt McCusker? Well, knowing what it turned dudes into is kinda tough as well. It's like Sex and the City. Sex and the City ruined a generation of women. Peaky Blinders.
38:28 Speaker 02 One generation.
38:28 Matt McCusker? Crushed.
38:29 Speaker 02 Sex and the City is continued.
38:30 Matt McCusker? True.
38:31 Speaker 02 Still going.
38:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
38:32 Speaker 02 Uh, Peaky Blinders is probably still going.
38:34 Matt McCusker? Yeah, still, people are still on the Peaky Blinders shit.
38:37 Speaker 02 The one episode, cause I remember season two being awesome. Isn't that the one with Tom Hardy?
38:40 Matt McCusker? Yes.
38:41 Speaker 02 So I, I started that. The first, they go into like a party in London and like, beat the fuck out of everyone in there.
38:47 Matt McCusker? Of course.
38:48 Speaker 02 On the way out, the, the young one kisses one of the babes. And they're just like, let's have a fucking night on the town, Peaky Blinders style. Ah. I was like, damn, this is crazy. They're leaving Birmingham and they're in a car and the brother stands up and he's like, "Buy one of the Peaky Blinders, what going on holiday?"
39:08 Matt McCusker? That's, that's so Arthur. That's definitely Arthur. It's so Arthur dude. Yeah, that, uh, yeah, I, I don't like the like constant slow cool walks in that show.
39:18 Speaker 02 Lot of them.
39:19 Matt McCusker? They walk through industrial London, there's sparks flying, they're just like,
39:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:23 Matt McCusker? Alright, we get it, these guys are the coolest guys, fucking.
39:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, they're the coolest guys.
39:27 Matt McCusker? Industrial London.
39:28 Speaker 02 I'll give it another shot, cause it, it did rule.
39:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it was fun to watch.
39:32 Speaker 02 It did rule.
39:33 Matt McCusker? But I'm saying now that I just know.
39:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
39:35 Matt McCusker? There's dudes dressing like them, I can't watch the show anymore.
39:38 Speaker 02 Wedding photos. Damn, they gotta regret that so much. Like a cool show, you go, that's what we're gonna do. The groomsmen are gonna dress like the current cool show.
39:51 Speaker 02 Fuck, that show stinks now.
39:52 Matt McCusker? We're gonna dress up all these, uh, these fat tree guys.
40:02 Speaker 02 Damn, it sucks to be the one groomsmen that has like half a brain that's like, "This is so embarrassing." You go, but everyone else is doing it, so I gotta wear a trench coat and a fucking Jeff cap and a vest with a fucking watch. A pocket watch.
40:19 Speaker 02 You gotta try to talk to the women after the wedding.
40:21 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
40:23 Speaker 02 Some of the bridesmaids are probably hot.
40:25 Matt McCusker? I wonder if any of the guys ever like went to their head.
40:28 Speaker 02 Definitely, I'm sure some got stuck.
40:29 Matt McCusker? They just get completely.
40:30 Speaker 02 You put that fucking, you put that outfit on, there's no way you're not doing, you're drinking a fucking goblet of whiskey going.
40:35 Matt McCusker? You're at a wedding with your girlfriend.
40:40 Matt McCusker? You're with your girlfriend at a wedding, you've known her for six months, at the end of the night, you're like.
40:45 Speaker 02 There's gotta be some black Peaky Blinders.
40:46 Matt McCusker? Oh, for sure.
40:47 Speaker 02 I'd like to take a look at that.
40:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, good call.
40:52 Matt McCusker? Sooners was just an excuse for black dudes to do Peaky Blinders.
40:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
40:56 Matt McCusker? I never thought about that, Lemare. Good point. You're on fire.
41:01 Speaker 02 Black Peaky Blinders.
41:02 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
41:03 Speaker 02 Fuck yeah. It's just show me pictures of the black eye and Peaky Blinders.
41:08 Matt McCusker? You're gonna come across Lemare on image three.
41:12 Matt McCusker? Yeah, let's, let's actually.
41:13 Speaker 02 Dan, these Peaky Blinders outfits suck ass.
41:18 Speaker 02 Fucking suck ass, dude. I'm actually an accountant.
41:25 Speaker 02 Bro.
41:27 Matt McCusker? Oh my god, dude.
41:29 Speaker 02 Full Airbnb apartment.
41:30 Matt McCusker? Oh my god.
41:31 Speaker 02 Rocking the Peaky Blinders.
41:32 Matt McCusker? Dude, imagine popping off the Peaky Blinders garb and then you just can't get hard.
41:36 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, trust me, I can imagine that. That's why I'm not allowed to wear the Peaky Blinders, dude.
41:42 Matt McCusker? I would just lean, I would just lean into it and be like, oh, I've seen a lot of things.
41:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was in World War I.
41:49 Matt McCusker? I breathed in mustard.
41:50 Speaker 02 Also, they're chugging whiskey the whole time. There's no way any of these dudes had boners. The Peaky Blinders are soft.
41:58 Speaker 02 You can't get a boner and drink that much whiskey.
42:02 Matt McCusker? You really can't.
42:03 Speaker 02 I'm with my brothers. I mean, all my brothers are soft right now.
42:08 Speaker 02 We drank too much duas. It happens. But I guess the WAPs did the fucking Sopranos too.
42:13 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
42:13 Speaker 02 Sopranos suits and shit for your wedding.
42:15 Matt McCusker? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's fair. I didn't think about that. I think they just, don't they just dress like that anyway?
42:21 Speaker 02 I think they kind of do, but I bet they, I bet they WAP it up. It's kind of like.
42:25 Matt McCusker? Sopranos gave them a license. Yeah.
42:27 Speaker 02 He did some things.
42:29 Matt McCusker? Yeah, that's their, I've said it a hundred times, that's their favorite thing. I would love to just really investigate every Italian's connections to the mafia. Start a documentary. Turns out, they're all lying.
42:38 Speaker 02 Do you watch that Philly versus the Mob at all?
42:40 Matt McCusker? No.
42:41 Speaker 02 It's, it's pretty great. The guy, the, one of the investigators at the start of it, one of the detectives, he's just like, all they talk about is how loyal and all that they are. Every single one of them's a fucking rat.
42:51 Matt McCusker? Yeah. It's devastating. They did all tell on each other for sure.
42:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
42:55 Matt McCusker? Who do, who do they talk about? Like Nicky the Hat and all those guys?
42:57 Speaker 02 Uh, I forget the guy's name. He's still alive.
43:00 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
43:02 Speaker 02 I think he owns a steak thing. He's, he's kind of the man.
43:06 Matt McCusker? So I remember there was, um, who was the, yeah, there was like the main guy who got Joey, Joey, Joey Merlino got busted.
43:12 Speaker 02 That's him.
43:13 Matt McCusker? Yeah, Merlino got busted and then there was all these other guys.
43:15 Speaker 02 He's out. He's, he's out. He's kinda cool. That, it's about like the young guys going up against the
43:20 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
43:21 Speaker 02 Sicilians, like the orig, the OG WAPs and then the Philly WAPs are kinda.
43:25 Matt McCusker? I remember hearing rumors in like twenty, yeah, around like twenty fourteen, twenty seventeen, like the mob was coming back. Everyone kept trying to say that, like, yo, the mob's coming back.
43:34 Speaker 02 Is the mob, like, whenever they bust these guys, they let them, they have to get so much on them before they arrest them.
43:42 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
43:43 Speaker 02 And I never understood that. They sit there and watch them do like, they like let them do pretty serious crimes. And then finally they're like, we got you. You murdered twelve people. We got you on the twelfth fucking guy.
43:54 Matt McCusker? I know.
43:55 Speaker 02 You get them on the first thing.
43:57 Matt McCusker? I guess they're trying to go for the godfather.
43:59 Speaker 02 True.
44:00 Matt McCusker? Trying to get the godfather. Cause there was a big one, when I was in college, they got a bunch of bookies and they were all, there was like, they were saying like, that's the last of the mob. They all got busted and they got like crushed on, they got caught with like hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash. And they just, I think like they were like, there were, I remember the pictures in the paper and like they were just like laughing, getting walked out and they're like, we don't give a fuck.
44:19 Speaker 02 They're awesome.
44:19 Matt McCusker? Yeah, like we're fine. I know. They kinda did rule.
44:24 Speaker 04 I could be wrong, but aren't they saying that NBA gambling scandal has to do with the mob and, and maybe the UFC fixing fights and things like that?
44:32 Matt McCusker? Really? Still?
44:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's a lot of gambling scandals that are coming out now.
44:37 Speaker 02 There was a pitcher that just got busted.
44:38 Speaker 04 Oh no.
44:39 Speaker 02 And it was, he was just, uh, throwing the first pitch, you can bet on the first pitch being a ball or a strike.
44:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
44:46 Speaker 02 And they offered this guy like fucking five hundred bucks. He got no money for this.
44:52 Matt McCusker? Really?
44:52 Speaker 02 Somebody was probably like, yo, I'll give you a grand if you just throw a ball. He was like, alright. And he got busted and now he's facing like sixty years in prison.
45:00 Matt McCusker? How do they bust him?
45:01 Speaker 02 Uh, I'm sure whoever was doing it was probably, it was like a bigger
45:06 Matt McCusker? Oh man.
45:07 Speaker 02 Scheme, but he, I think he probably, you know.
45:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you're fucked. Sorry, I burped so loud in the mic.
45:15 Speaker 02 No, I'm trying not to cough, so.
45:18 Matt McCusker? Sorry, so while you're doing that, I'm like.
45:19 Speaker 02 Yeah. We're officially an old man podcast. Uh, yeah, I guess this is obviously how this is gonna go. By the end of it, we're gonna.
45:28 Matt McCusker? What?
45:30 Speaker 02 The hell are you talking about?
45:33 Speaker 02 I don't have any fucking memorabilia.
45:37 Speaker 02 Shut up. Don't fucking say that.
45:42 Matt McCusker? Dude, my parents, speaking of geezers, my parents surprised me in Florida.
45:45 Speaker 02 That's nice.
45:46 Matt McCusker? It surprised me at the show. It was sweet. Although it was my least favorite show of the weekend.
45:49 Speaker 02 That sucks.
45:49 Matt McCusker? It popped up and I was just like, guys.
45:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, the surprise of the show, they think is very nice. It's just...
45:56 Matt McCusker? That was nice. We chilled, Sean. We all hung out. We went on a boat. It was nice.
45:58 Speaker 02 Oh, I heard the boat was sick.
46:00 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it was pretty tight. My dad was showing off for Sean. He was driving very fast.
46:03 Speaker 02 Really?
46:03 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he was going very fast on the boat.
46:08 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
46:08 Speaker 04 You seem scared, Sean. You're smoking that cigarette like it's your last one.
46:14 Speaker 04 And he gave me some new lingo. He calls cigarettes hot snacks, which I love.
46:18 Speaker 02 Hot snacks.
46:18 Matt McCusker? Hot snacks, nice.
46:19 Speaker 02 That is good lingo.
46:20 Matt McCusker? Step outside for a hot snack. Yeah, it was nice. We had to hang out. It was, uh, it was very sweet. We was chilling.
46:26 Speaker 02 It is nice.
46:27 Matt McCusker? Yeah. My dad was trying to extend the chill too long, though, and I was like, bro, I must go back and take my little...
46:31 Speaker 02 How did your, uh, how did your mother feel about your, your material?
46:35 Matt McCusker? She told me to stop being fresh.
46:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:37 Matt McCusker? She said, Matt, stop being fresh. There was some stuff in there, man. Oh, boy. I did not know that. I'm very glad they surprised me because I would have pulled back because some of that stuff is a little blue.
46:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
46:47 Matt McCusker? Trying to clean it up, but right now it's just a little blue.
46:49 Speaker 02 Sometimes you gotta go a little blue.
46:51 Matt McCusker? It's a little blue. Just while I'm cleaning, you know, I'm figuring it out. It's gonna be squeaky clean by the time it's done, but right now it's just a teeny bit blue.
46:56 Speaker 02 Ain't nothing funnier than some blue.
46:58 Matt McCusker? I, I kinda like it too. It's fun.
47:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:00 Matt McCusker? Especially, yeah, when you make people deeply uncomfortable about something they don't wanna think about. But yeah, we, we were doing some battle. There were some geezers there. I battled, you know, drunk lady. I don't know if I even battled. Uh, no, I battled a big titted drunk lady a little bit. She was so far away. It was like...
47:15 Speaker 02 What did she want?
47:16 Matt McCusker? I strike from afar. She would just start yelling stuff out.
47:18 Speaker 02 Yeah.
47:18 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I'm trying to make my new hour, I'm trying to make it more for everybody, but I just, I'm pissing girls off. I'm trying to talk about girl stuff and they're getting fucking mad at me.
47:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, they don't like it.
47:27 Matt McCusker? Trying to include them, talk about stuff they're interested in too.
47:30 Speaker 02 Well, when it's a room full of...
47:31 Matt McCusker? Like their periods.
47:33 Speaker 02 When it's a room... When it's a room full of mostly dudes and you're like, women are dumb as fuck. And every dude in there is like, yeah. No, I've done that. I'm not saying you.
47:42 Matt McCusker? Yeah, yeah. I don't do that. I don't do that. But I do, I do talk about stuff. I think they, they don't, they get uncomfortable. You talk about, you know, their pussies and stuff. Talk about their pussies a little.
47:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, you gotta talk about everybody's pussies.
47:53 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
47:55 Speaker 02 Excuse me, man.
47:56 Matt McCusker? I'm just trying to, and I tell everyone, making it very, you know, trying to keep everyone engaged and talk about guy stuff. Now we're doing girl stuff and we'll go back to guy stuff.
48:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
48:04 Matt McCusker? So he had a large adoring female crowd, still eludes me. So some, it's, it's my quest.
48:10 Speaker 02 Yeah. It'd be nice. Seven arena of white men. Just don't get me wrong, I love my white brothers.
48:20 Speaker 02 Some babes would be nice.
48:21 Matt McCusker? For sure, man. Yeah.
48:22 Speaker 02 There's been some babes at shows that are just from SNL.
48:26 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
48:27 Speaker 02 And I've seen them and I've seen them be extremely uncomfortable. You go, this is not that guy.
48:33 Speaker 02 He was so charming. What is this?
48:36 Matt McCusker? You're basing that off of just seeing them?
48:38 Speaker 02 They wear like shirts.
48:39 Matt McCusker? Oh.
48:39 Speaker 02 Like designed, like couple of beers shirts or like a sketch from SNL. You guys are here from SNL.
48:45 Matt McCusker? And you watch him hit the wall?
48:46 Speaker 02 Last show, I think it was Sacramento, there was just four, they weren't old, they were like older women. And they were furious in the front row. So I kept like looking over at them going.
48:57 Speaker 02 They were like, nope. But then they started laughing at some inappropriate stuff and I'd turn around and go, you like that? You like pedophile stuff? That's crazy.
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50:49 Speaker 02 Incredible.
50:50 Matt McCusker? Through this whole show, and then I finally went to talk to her and she was like, laaah. I'm like, oh, you're fucking hammered.
50:55 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:56 Matt McCusker? I was like, the whole time I was over here fucking worried. I thought you were pissed off. You're just so drunk.
51:00 Speaker 02 I'll never forget, uh, at Bananas. I had the meanest woman. She had like a, she had like a buzz cut, almost. She was like an older, yeah. She had that like old lady, like short hair and she was big. She was like strong, too.
51:15 Matt McCusker? Dang.
51:15 Speaker 02 And her friends were a little unhappy, but she was furious. And I was like, oh, you're the one who arranged this, huh? Cause you feel terrible about how bad this is. And she was like, yeah. And I was like, I just remember calling her Mike Ditka. I was like, if you're here, who's coaching the 1985 Chicago Bears? Obviously she didn't get it, but I was like, trust me, when the lights come on, you're gonna see how much this lady looks like Mike Ditka and we're all gonna have a laugh. This was like five minutes into my set. The rest of the shit, it was so bad.
51:45 Matt McCusker? Dude, that's fucking devastating.
51:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
51:48 Matt McCusker? Yeah, did the audience support the Mike Ditka joke?
51:50 Speaker 02 When the lights came on at the end of the show, everyone honestly laughed. It was, it was, Nate, I think you were at that. Yeah. And that was O'Connor. O'Connor, was that the one, O'Connor just did my jokes twice?
52:02 Speaker 02 It was really funny.
52:03 Matt McCusker? I forget what he was doing, but he kept.
52:05 Speaker 02 He was going, yo, you guys like Trump? Hell, yeah. He said something like that during the first show and I was like.
52:11 Matt McCusker? What the fuck?
52:12 Speaker 02 Alright, that's a little, it's a little close. And then he gets off stage and he's like, dude, my bad. I want that. I was just, I was just talking. I didn't even think about it. And I was like, no, it's fine. I don't give a shit. Second show. Yo, what up? Hell, yeah, dude. You guys fucking love joking beers, blah, blah. I was like, damn, dude, that's my whole fucking shit.
52:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was a bad show. Then got up there, called a lady, Mike Dicker.
52:34 Matt McCusker? That's awesome.
52:35 Speaker 02 I think I fought with the manager. I was looking at the wall and there was like a good comedian. I forget who it was. I was like, damn, you guys had him here? She was like, yeah, I wish he was here tonight. And I was like, I wish I was somewhere else.
52:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
52:46 Speaker 02 The fuck?
52:47 Matt McCusker? Ding, in the middle of your set.
52:48 Speaker 02 At a different club. No, no, it was right before the show.
52:50 Matt McCusker? Even still, that's even worse.
52:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, it was in the hall and they had like pictures of comedians. She was like, oh, you guys had him? She was like, yeah, I wish he was here.
52:56 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I'm actually remember you telling me that. That's fucking, what the hell is wrong with that lady, man?
53:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
53:01 Matt McCusker? I remember back in the day, I made fun of an older lady. It was like, I was doing like a bar show in New Jersey. I made fun of an older lady's shirt and it was like a crazy, like shiny shirt this lady had on. And just, I, it was, I thought it was pretty funny, but like she got really sad and the whole crowd turned on me.
53:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
53:16 Matt McCusker? And I was like, alright, note to self.
53:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, you can't make fun of older ladies.
53:19 Matt McCusker? Can't slander, and their gear, her gear. I like kind of, she, I think she started it to be fair, that it's kind of like crushed her gear and she got really sad.
53:27 Speaker 02 Yeah, they always start it.
53:29 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
53:29 Speaker 02 You're never just out of nowhere being like, look at this ugly bitch. No.
53:33 Matt McCusker? No, I wouldn't do that. And she was, I was just making fun of her shirt, but yeah, I've been, I've been getting attacked here and there. I've been getting, I've been getting kind of, there's been some uprisings against me here in these weekends, but we've been having fun. We've been holding it down. I'm on a new frontier right now.
53:47 Speaker 02 Hold it down, just go fuck it, fuck this show, fuck you.
53:50 Matt McCusker? No, I've been having a, I've been having a good time. I honestly have. But yeah, a couple, I have a couple mutinies on my hands. Couple lady, I just have a lady spazzing on me right now.
53:59 Speaker 02 I'm glad I missed it. In Sacramento Nate Diaz was just like circling the stage. He was like, he's like, you didn't see me out there? I was like, no, I didn't see you. And he's like, dude, I was right there. I was like, what do you mean? He was like, I walked around the stage. And then he walked around the upper ring and just took pictures of people the whole time. I was like, dude, you're a dickhead.
54:19 Matt McCusker? That's so fucking funny.
54:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, if I would have seen him, I'd be like, oh.
54:22 Matt McCusker? That's hilarious.
54:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's very funny. His squad was rowdy. They were very funny.
54:27 Matt McCusker? Squad's nice. I've peeked them in action before.
54:28 Speaker 02 They were so funny. One of them showed up, the drunkest I've ever seen.
54:32 Matt McCusker? Really?
54:32 Speaker 02 Yeah. And he stayed alive the entire time.
54:36 Matt McCusker? Dang.
54:36 Speaker 02 He showed up like, and I was like, holy fuck dude, I've never seen him like this. And then he, he was like, what are you doing right now? And I was like, I'm about to go on stage. He's like, oh shit, I forgot. I was like, yeah dude, this is the show.
54:51 Matt McCusker? I liked, I liked when that kid projectile vomited the one time. Last time I was with you.
54:55 Speaker 02 Oh, in the green room?
54:56 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
54:57 Speaker 02 After the show?
54:57 Matt McCusker? Projectile vomited.
54:58 Speaker 02 I think that was my cousin's, like nephew or some shit.
55:03 Matt McCusker? And then stayed?
55:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:04 Matt McCusker? Just hung the whole time?
55:05 Speaker 02 Yeah. That was, that was one where people like, is it cool if he comes? And I was like, yeah, that's fine. Fucking threw up everywhere in the green room, came back.
55:13 Matt McCusker? I mean, it was, it was literally, it was a trail that was like 20 something feet long.
55:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, no one cleaned it. Everyone just put paper plates.
55:18 Matt McCusker? I know. They're like, be careful.
55:20 Speaker 02 Just put paper plates over the vomit.
55:22 Matt McCusker? Dude, it was like 15 foot trail that he then I think just threw up into his hands. He projectile while he was walking. And then just like trying to hold it in his hands so it dripped all the way to the bathroom. It was long.
55:34 Speaker 02 And he stayed, yeah.
55:35 Matt McCusker? Yeah, he just chilled.
55:35 Speaker 02 Just walked right back in.
55:36 Matt McCusker? I couldn't believe it. I was like, well, where is the kid now? Like, oh, he's right out there. And I was like, he didn't leave? You think someone would either make him leave or he would want to leave? Crazy. That was such a wild move.
55:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:47 Matt McCusker? Just sit there like, oh man, fucking threw up all over the party. I'm just gonna sit here.
55:56 Matt McCusker? That sucks dude, the moment, because I would be in denial if I was about to throw up, I'd be like, nah, me, never.
56:02 Speaker 02 Never.
56:02 Matt McCusker? Not at the after show, not at the green room, not happening, no way.
56:06 Speaker 02 Not now, not now.
56:07 Matt McCusker? For like, seven feet in front of me.
56:09 Speaker 02 Trying to run to the toilet.
56:10 Matt McCusker? Ah, I can still get this.
56:12 Speaker 02 Trying to get to the toilet, thrown up.
56:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's, that's awful.
56:18 Matt McCusker? You should have brought him before you.
56:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, I should have said, bring that boy.
56:21 Matt McCusker? Bring me that boy, yeah.
56:22 Speaker 02 I would have paused the Xbox. And said, where is he?
56:25 Matt McCusker? Bring me this boy.
56:27 Speaker 02 Neil, rise of night.
56:30 Matt McCusker? Yeah dude, me and Gardini's goom sesh in the, um, in for no G O O M. We're in the airport with the Switch, so nice.
56:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, you can't get, you got a hold of a Switch on the way to Australia and played
56:44 Matt McCusker? Yes.
56:44 Speaker 02 15 straight hours of Mario Tennis.
56:47 Matt McCusker? I mean, sure, you sure?
56:48 Speaker 02 I didn't want to say anything.
56:48 Matt McCusker? You sure you don't want this?
56:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm alright.
56:50 Matt McCusker? I kept asking, I'm like, yeah, you can have this.
56:51 Speaker 02 Nah, I could see how much you enjoyed it.
56:52 Matt McCusker? Oh my god, I was having a blast playing that.
56:54 Speaker 02 I know how you get on a Switch.
56:55 Matt McCusker? Dude, true, I get that little switchy.
56:57 Speaker 02 Mm-hmm.
56:58 Matt McCusker? But yeah, we had the, uh, we were sitting there playing and it like, I would be like, alright dude chill. And as soon as I get knocked out of like, third place, I'm like, boom! Just packed airport.
57:08 Speaker 02 It's bullshit, how many red shells are you gonna fucking get, dude? I'm only getting green.
57:13 Speaker 04 I thought it was funny because we saw the guy with the Oculus
57:17 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
57:17 Speaker 04 in Austin Airport and we were both like, look at this fucking piece of shit.
57:20 Speaker 02 He's literally wearing an Oculus?
57:21 Matt McCusker? Yes, and he was going like this.
57:22 Speaker 04 And he was scrolling with his fingers.
57:24 Matt McCusker? Like, literally hitting his damn head. It was, dude, I got a picture of him, but it was, uh...
57:28 Speaker 02 Lemare would have no problem hitting the Oculus. No, in public.
57:33 Speaker 03 I was thinking about it last time I was on the airplane, I was like, I should pull my
57:35 Speaker 02 Hit an Oculus on the flight?
57:37 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was in my seat.
57:39 Matt McCusker? You should do it, and this, next time go like this. Anytime you hit bump, show.
57:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, put the Oculus on and then just be like...
57:50 Speaker 02 It's a little nine eleven simulated.
57:54 Speaker 04 I was laughing though because then we were in Florida flying home and I was like, these old people are looking at us the same way for playing the switch that we were looking at that guy for.
58:03 Matt McCusker? Nah, that old man was loving it dude.
58:05 Speaker 02 How, who were you playing with? You struck me as a Toadman.
58:08 Speaker 04 I do like Toad a lot and I got the hamburger head in the new Mario Kart, so I really like that costume, but I like Lakitu too.
58:15 Speaker 02 Who's that?
58:15 Speaker 04 He's just a little turtle guy, but I have a fisherman costume for him, so I.
58:19 Speaker 02 Oh, nice.
58:20 Matt McCusker? Dude.
58:22 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
58:24 Speaker 02 You gotta ball tap this fucking guy.
58:26 Matt McCusker? He was going like that. I think there was like a function where you go like this with your fingers. He was going. I was like, bro, take it off. Yeah, play a little Mario Kart in the airport. It's nothing. That was crazy.
58:39 Speaker 02 Plugged into a truck, dude. He's from the future. He's got AirPods. He's plugged into.
58:46 Matt McCusker? I know.
58:47 Speaker 02 A portable charger in his suitcase it looks like.
58:50 Matt McCusker? He was literally going.
58:51 Speaker 04 He was elsewhere.
58:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, this is a future man.
58:53 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it was pretty crazy, man.
58:54 Speaker 02 A cool vest.
58:55 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it was, it's pretty nice.
58:58 Speaker 04 It pissed me off so much.
58:59 Matt McCusker? I think he was a military guy though, so I was like, maybe he's like, could have been like drone striking.
59:03 Speaker 04 Palantir.
59:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, he could have been killing some. Good for him.
59:07 Matt McCusker? That one was wild, man.
59:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's.
59:09 Matt McCusker? And he held it for a while.
59:11 Speaker 02 I wouldn't, I didn't put an Oculus on unless I locked my door and was in my room.
59:15 Matt McCusker? Yeah, you would, that's.
59:16 Speaker 02 If anyone saw that.
59:18 Matt McCusker? It'd be tough.
59:18 Speaker 02 So, but wearing a fucking virtual mask.
59:21 Matt McCusker? Especially if I had one on, because what I'd be doing with it, I'd have to definitely lock the door.
59:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, Chris and Tommy had no problem playing it.
59:33 Matt McCusker? That's so funny. I mean, that is, and it does sound kind of fun. Oh no, he was on, these were Apple Pro Vision, so he was, he was doing Apple Pro augmented reality, so he could see you. But it was just like his apps.
59:47 Speaker 02 He was just.
59:51 Speaker 02 He, yeah, if somebody's wearing an Oculus in public, you can ball tap.
59:54 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
59:55 Speaker 02 You have to.
59:56 Matt McCusker? No, he was, these are vision pros, but yeah, Oculus would be crazy.
59:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
59:59 Matt McCusker? He'd be totally blind, but he would just go.
1:00:03 Speaker 02 Jesus Christ.
1:00:05 Matt McCusker? He was just bringing his text closer.
1:00:08 Speaker 02 Enhance.
1:00:10 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it was tough. It was a tough look. I don't know. Maybe, maybe there's, you know, I think there's might be babes that are into that kind of shit if you're just fucking completely futuristic.
1:00:18 Matt McCusker? Maybe, you know, we'll see. Someone, there's someone for everybody.
1:00:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, there is.
1:00:22 Matt McCusker? Just another babe with vision pro. You see each other's bitmoji screens at each other. It'd be nice.
1:00:30 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:30 Matt McCusker? I didn't realize he was plugged in the whole time.
1:00:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's plugged in.
1:00:33 Matt McCusker? Dang dude.
1:00:34 Speaker 02 Connected to the grid.
1:00:35 Matt McCusker? That's fucking crazy.
1:00:36 Speaker 02 Fucking crazy.
1:00:38 Matt McCusker? Yeah, the, or the, yeah, Apple Pro or even Oculus in public, I would definitely steer away. That's crazy.
1:00:44 Speaker 02 No.
1:00:45 Matt McCusker? Switch, two-player switch with the, the screen on a suitcase, totally fine.
1:00:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:00:50 Matt McCusker? There's an old man, he was 80 years old, just watching us play, just completely blown away, but like, what is that thing? We're like trying to explain it to him and he's like, that is so cool.
1:00:59 Speaker 02 That's nice.
1:01:00 Matt McCusker? It was really nice. And I, we ended up sitting next to him on the plane. He was a man. He was, he was like a almond farmer in, in Sactown actually.
1:01:06 Speaker 02 Oh nice.
1:01:07 Matt McCusker? From Sactown.
1:01:08 Speaker 04 Remember when he was like, you guys gotta join the Space Force because I think you're gonna be able to get to the moon pretty soon.
1:01:13 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:01:14 Speaker 04 He was telling us to go to the moon.
1:01:16 Speaker 02 Oh man.
1:01:16 Speaker 04 It was pretty sweet.
1:01:17 Matt McCusker? Yeah, I was like, bro, I'm 40, I'm not joining the fucking Space Force. Half as old as you.
1:01:23 Speaker 04 He's very optimistic. I liked it.
1:01:25 Matt McCusker? He was.
1:01:26 Speaker 04 The future is bright. I'm so sad I'm not young for this time.
1:01:29 Speaker 02 That's why.
1:01:29 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:01:30 Speaker 02 He's about to die.
1:01:31 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:01:31 Speaker 02 He's going, damn, the future's gonna be so sick. I'm gonna fuck, so much FOMO.
1:01:35 Matt McCusker? True. He did massive FOMO.
1:01:38 Speaker 02 He was playing Mario Kart at the fucking airport.
1:01:40 Matt McCusker? Yeah dude. He saw me and showed me like, blue shell. Yo, I said, blue shell.
1:01:45 Speaker 02 He'd be going, what the fuck is a blue shell?
1:01:48 Speaker 02 You go and hits the guy in first, he's like, how did I come up with this shit?
1:01:53 Speaker 02 We're gonna be on Mars in no time.
1:01:59 Matt McCusker? Yeah, cuz I be sitting there, be like, dude, I hit a shortcut, and he's probably like, what the fuck?
1:02:02 Speaker 02 This guy's a fucking freak.
1:02:04 Matt McCusker? It was so fucked up.
1:02:05 Speaker 02 This guy must be Top Gun.
1:02:08 Matt McCusker? That was so fun. That was, man, I was sad to be able to put that thing away.
1:02:14 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it's unbelievable. Gotta get the switchy. Especially to the stranger, be like, yo, take the controller. Sean was nice, too. He was kinda killing it, man.
1:02:26 Speaker 02 You're what?
1:02:29 Speaker 02 You're sweaty gamer?
1:02:29 Speaker 04 Sweaty gamer when it comes to car.
1:02:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, you get serious.
1:02:33 Speaker 04 It was just a game, I don't really care.
1:02:34 Speaker 02 The UFC losses send you home every time. Anytime we play UFC, he loses like, three. And he goes, I have to go, actually.
1:02:43 Speaker 04 It's just a game, I don't even really care.
1:02:45 Speaker 02 Rips a hot snack and screams.
1:02:48 Matt McCusker? We do gotta reestablish rank. We haven't reestablished rank.
1:02:51 Speaker 02 The ranks are settled, dude. I just put on a clinic. No, there's no power vacuum. It's a bloodbath, dude.
1:02:58 Speaker 04 Someone at the Naples shows was asking us to pod tournament UFC again.
1:03:02 Speaker 02 Oh, well, their wish could be granted. We could do that right now. No, Nate and I stayed up, had a couple cocktails on Sunday, and I might have beat him 20 straight games.
1:03:17 Matt McCusker? It was bad. It was a bad one.
1:03:20 Matt McCusker? But I was hammered. I showed up drunk at like, 6. That was like, 2:30.
1:03:24 Speaker 02 I showed up, I was drunk.
1:03:25 Matt McCusker? True.
1:03:26 Speaker 02 I was drinking on the plane.
1:03:27 Matt McCusker? True, shit. Yeah, no handicap.
1:03:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, nice try.
1:03:32 Matt McCusker? Damn. That is my favorite, though. When you get drunk and someone's beating you in a video game, you go, yeah, you fucking, like, you feel good about this, huh?
1:03:39 Speaker 02 I did that, I got soda with that, in like, a real way. Soda couldn't beat me in NCAA, and then we came home from the bar, and I was hammered and he's sober.
1:03:47 Matt McCusker? Yeah.
1:03:48 Speaker 02 He just beat the shit out of me. It was like, 3 a.m. I'm just sitting there, and I was like, you feel real good about this? Oh, you're fucking going, yeah, oh, running up the score, you feel cool? And he was like, honestly, no. He's like, I don't like this. And I was like, alright, let's go to bed, dude, you won.
1:04:06 Matt McCusker? I don't like this.
1:04:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, he was like, dude, this sucks. You're being like, really mean. Just losing and being so nasty.
1:04:14 Matt McCusker? It's such a funny.
1:04:15 Speaker 02 You think you're fucking tough, dude. Fucking beat me when I'm drunk, dude. Meanwhile, I was like, yo, let's play NCAA.
1:04:23 Speaker 02 He did run the score up. It was fucking brutal.
1:04:26 Matt McCusker? It's just funny to have like your remaining faculties and just be like, you're a fucking piece of shit.
1:04:33 Matt McCusker? You can barely see.
1:04:34 Speaker 02 Just a soot. It's so nice. It's like, you fucking cocksucker, dude.
1:04:39 Matt McCusker? You think you're really fucking cool. Your brain is just like fizzing out. It's just like, you know, you're a real piece of shit.
1:04:46 Matt McCusker? The last four centers are lit up.
1:04:51 Matt McCusker? That's so fucking funny. But that is, yeah, that'll get you. Yeah. If you're, uh, you're trying to, if you're drunk and gaming, it's not at your best.
1:05:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, it must be. He, you handled it well. He had, he was like, he was like Rudy Rudiger. He kept being like, dude, one more play. Run it back. Same matchup. I was like, dude, these are first round knockouts with like insane knockouts. He would try to go to the ground. I would just submit.
1:05:17 Matt McCusker? I had moments where I was locking in. I was, I had moments and I kept thinking, I was like, the next.
1:05:22 Speaker 02 You did have, there was, obviously there was 20 games. You're gonna get like, you're gonna get close.
1:05:26 Matt McCusker? I agree though. If you get knocked out fast, I have the same thing where I'm like, I, I know, where I'm like, I know what I did. I know what I did. I got your game mapped out. Let's fire it up. And then you get knocked out again. You go, fuck. What am I not thinking of right now?
1:05:39 Speaker 00 That's, that's what I, maybe when I focused enough that I like look hard, scratch up my. And do work, get knocked out.
1:05:46 Speaker 02 You just see yourself. You see your guy get knocked out in more clarity.
1:05:51 Matt McCusker? That's all it is.
1:05:52 Speaker 00 Shit.
1:05:52 Matt McCusker? I know.
1:05:53 Speaker 00 I was real focused though, getting my ass whooped.
1:05:57 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then he wouldn't leave. He was, he.
1:06:00 Matt McCusker? He dug in?
1:06:00 Speaker 02 He lingered. I went to bed while he was still in my house.
1:06:04 Matt McCusker? Were you practicing?
1:06:05 Speaker 00 I was having a good time. I was watching.
1:06:07 Speaker 02 They put up Sixers highlights and then he was like, oh shit, my Uber's 18 minutes away. I was like, I'm, I'm going to bed, bro. And then I laid in there and the fucking, it was so loud. I'm just listening to the lady announcer from the 76ers screaming.
1:06:21 Speaker 00 She's the best.
1:06:21 Speaker 02 She is actually really great.
1:06:22 Speaker 00 Kate's the best.
1:06:23 Speaker 02 I'm usually, I'm usually very opposed to, to that.
1:06:26 Speaker 00 But she's actually good. She's a, she's a man. She's like one of the top.
1:06:29 Speaker 02 Oh, really?
1:06:29 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah.
1:06:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, she's good.
1:06:30 Speaker 00 Yeah. Yeah, Kate.
1:06:33 Speaker 02 Oh, no, man.
1:06:34 Speaker 00 Don't, don't talk about Kate Scott like that. Don't talk about my sweet angel Kate Scott.
1:06:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, she rules.
1:06:40 Speaker 00 She's the best.
1:06:41 Matt McCusker? I've, I've yet to see her.
1:06:44 Speaker 02 Well, it's probably an hour, huh?
1:06:45 Matt McCusker? Yeah, it's gotta be.
1:06:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:06:49 Speaker 02 Don't worry about it, Nate. Were you gonna say no?
1:06:54 Speaker 02 Where are we at?
1:06:56 Matt McCusker? Fifty-nine, you say?
1:06:58 Speaker 02 Why the fuck would you do that?
1:07:01 Speaker 02 Well, actually, no. Not an hour.
1:07:05 Matt McCusker? He did it.
1:07:06 Speaker 02 Well.
1:07:06 Matt McCusker? Now.
1:07:07 Speaker 02 What do you think, a little UFC?
1:07:08 Matt McCusker? Now the listener's gonna go, "Oh, that's an hour."
1:07:10 Speaker 02 Now I finished.
1:07:11 Matt McCusker? They're gonna bust at the end.
1:07:13 Speaker 02 Everybody finished. Go fast right now. We need you to go fast. Don't go, "Ooh, you're about to do it. Yes."
1:07:21 Speaker 02 Well, goodbye.
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