Ep 559 - Zoom Jam (feat. Nate Marshall & Shawn Gardini)

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• 0:00Matt McCusker?

  Wild Wild West.

• 0:02Speaker 01

  It's starting right now. God damn it. We're in, we're live, dude.

• 0:04Speaker 02

  Powerful clap.

• 0:05Speaker 01

  We're fucking live. We have so much tech going on right now. This is the first time on the free episode we've done the call in.

• 0:10Speaker 02

  Really?

• 0:11Speaker 01

  All right, but right now we'll just pod like natural, bro.

• 0:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 0:14Speaker 01

  We got a bunch of, we got a wall of bros in the Zoom just staring at us on the screen. I can't pod any other way. I need, I need to see the bros. God damn it. How you guys doing? How was Mother's Day? Did you guys call your mothers?

• 0:26Speaker 02

  I did call them. I didn't get nothing. I feel pretty bad about it though.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  I didn't get my mom. Well, I know I split a present with my brother.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  That's just how I move. I just gave her a nice call. How you doing?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  That's all they want. What do you, what else are you gonna get her?

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Started to send her some Amazon flowers, but then I don't know.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  Amazon flowers?

• 0:41Speaker 02

  She wasn't gonna get them today and it was like, well, at that point, she don't even care no more.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. My mom doesn't like flowers.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  I think my mom, my dad used to be a flower dude and then he stopped. And so I think it brings it back to like, somebody's still getting me flowers.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, most, they love flowers.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  My pops used to try to be a romantic, romantic, rent a limo, go do, he used to be like that kind of guy. He went, he went all out for her. Couldn't afford it though. It's probably a real bad move.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Nah, limo's a nice move. Flowers really anymore are just for them to display on social media, just to crush other women.

• 1:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Or when you're working in the office, like that's what I used to do. I used to send up my girl Jones and that was all it was for.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  Oh, so all the coworkers see it?

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Oh, that's, that's a crazy Mac.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Is it? And there, and every lady in the place is jealous.

• 1:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's a nice.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Oh, they're really beautiful. Oh, why'd you get them now?

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Bitch.

• 1:32Speaker 01

  Get off my fucking flowers, lady. Fuck you. Happy Mother's Day. I went to church. It was fucking lit, dude.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Church?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Went to church on Mother's Day. Dude, it was, the, we never went to this place before. The preacher, it was like, you know, those Texas churches. It's not like a Catholic mass. It's just like the, the standard format of the bro. I think they, we missed the intro jam.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  And then the guy, yeah, we missed that. And then the dude.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  It was a black church?

• 1:55Speaker 01

  No, no, no. No, no. It was like white. It was like, it was like white black church.

• 1:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:02Speaker 03

  Like righteous gemstone style?

• 2:04Speaker 01

  It's, it's similar. Yeah. It's not, it wasn't as overblown and theatrical, but it was like, we just walked in on the, I guess the passer just cooking, dude. It was just like a 40 minute speech and he was like, he's literally a bro. And he was just talking about men and women and he was like. Just, he was like, I'm painting in broad strokes, but he, it was, it was nothing like sweet and kinda, it was just like, lis- listen dude, like, kind of giving women the business on motherfuckers, but sweetly and kind of encouragingly and I was just sitting there just fucking like, go brother, go.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  What was his, what was his like angle?

• 2:40Speaker 01

  He was saying, we need to work together. He's like, we're being divided and women are getting crushed thinking like, you know, he's like, basically being like, dude, you don't, you don't, if you want to have a job, have a job, who cares? But he's like, the societal forces trying to tell you, if you don't have a job, you're less than.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:56Speaker 01

  He goes, it's coming straight from the pits of hell.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Oh, nice.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Preach, brother. He was, he was ripping. He was basically saying dudes need to be made to feel like, they can like, do I have what it takes? And women are thinking, do I, am I enough?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  And he was like, how you can answer those questions? And also nicely being like, again, look, women like, kinda shut the fuck up, stop bothering guys. Hike this guy up, tell him he's a beast.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Pick up the fucking paper towel off the ground.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Say a prayer, throw it in the fucking trash and don't bother the guy about it.

• 3:25Speaker 02

  I might have to go catch that good word.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  It was a good word. Dude, it was, and he was going, he's going back to the Bible being like, yeah, sorry dude, you know, you guys, went back to the garden and he was like, look, this is just a story, alright? You guys fucked it all up.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  That's why childbirth hurts. Sorry, happy mothers. Dude, he was, he was nice. And he, he was very, he was very tactful about it. It was, it was nice.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  What made y'all make the move? Like the, the church mother day move?

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Brittany loves church. So I like planned, I just tried to plan like the ideal day.

• 3:55Speaker 03

  Dude, a pastor, I've never been to a church where the preacher, the pastor, the priest could get pussy.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, it helps them. It helps them. Cause when the guy, when they don't get any sniz, like they talk about relationships and it's like, that's true, that too. Ah, that, look, that's universal. A lot of those churches get, someone gets caught up. There's one.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  At every?

• 4:17Speaker 01

  Every church. I'm convinced there's, I think there's, apparently there's like way more pedophiles than people think.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:23Speaker 01

  I, I watched, we talked about it last week. I watched the clip and this guy was like, bro, it's everywhere. Everyone's going for this stuff.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  We were, I was, I almost brought this up when we were doing the page last week, cause we were talking about X videos and how, how fucked up some of them videos look. And you, or you can always see the counter on like, it'll be one where it's like, that looks crazy, but it'll be like 30 million views and it's just like, That's crazy. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if that makes sense. We're talking about them porns that the girl X video looks too young and you try to fire it off.

• 4:52Speaker 01

  Oh, you see like how many people have viewed it?

• 4:54Speaker 02

  And you can see right under the video how many people have viewed it and the numbers are always nuts. It's always like a billion views.

• 5:02Speaker 01

  I know.

• 5:02Speaker 03

  Wait, but on what kind of pornography do you mean? Like illegal kinds of pornography?

• 5:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, we were saying the X videos.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Oh, you weren't there?

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Looks like, yeah.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  There's, there's, I noticed, I had been off the hub for a long time, just because like, you know, due to legislation in the state, I couldn't go on Pornhub proper. And I like was in San Francisco and I was like, oh, let me check out what they're up to. And it was just like this lady who looked like she was a teenager. And there was, it was just like a huge feed of just her stuff. And it was just kind of like, what the fuck? Stop with this.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  Like dude, young looking.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, I know. Yeah. I see it.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  They're fired up, but it does help when the pastor is getting snizzed.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  I don't know how I got us off track like that.

• 5:44Speaker 01

  That's straight from the pits of hell, dude. When the pastor is getting snizzed, dude, they were, and it's like nice because it's coming from, it's such a good central authority. To come from like not, it's not you being like, shut the fuck up. It's, it's a guy being like, look.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  God said that. He's giving us the word of God and God's telling you to stop being so mean to you.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, hype this guy up. And it was same thing. He was like, dude, if you want your babes to stop hassling you, you gotta, you gotta, he had these two little piggy banks. He's like, you gotta fill her piggy bank, man. You gotta give it like a month where you're just chilling with her nonstop. Almost to the point where she's like, all right, enough of you. He goes, then you can go party with the fucking bros. I mean, I'm obviously summarizing, but that's what I got from it. He was jacked too.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Just a jacked pastor?

• 6:27Speaker 01

  He was a jacked bro.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Jacked pussy getting pastor.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  He's the man.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  What man? Married in there?

• 6:33Speaker 01

  He's married for sure. Yeah, he's married.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  No, no, yeah, that would have been crazy. If he was single, being like, these bitches on the app. No, family man, through and through.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Hanging outside and giving his Instagram to the girls leaving.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I also, speaking of which, bro, I fucking showed up here and realized I had my wife's keys for the car in my pocket, just like, yeah, damn.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  You should start holding it down like that, though.

• 6:56Matt McCusker?

  Like you can't go nowhere?

• 6:58Speaker 03

  You're staying home.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  I should, I should, man. Take your cell phone.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, no cell phone.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  Paycheck straight to fucking me. It's actually the opposite. I have, she handles everything. I have no idea what's going on financially.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  That's how I would be too.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  It's like a samurai. That's what the samurais did.

• 7:13Speaker 03

  They gave all the responsibility.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  Any earthly responsibility. It's like, I don't even want to know, man.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  You're just concerned with war and, and...

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Just strat.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  I see.

• 7:22Speaker 01

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• 9:21Speaker 01

  But yeah, that was sick, man. That was tight. We did that. Had a little BBQ at my house.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Yum.

• 9:26Speaker 01

  It was yummy.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  What were the meats?

• 9:29Speaker 01

  Lobsters. Seafood.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Seafood. Oh, seafood bars.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Gave my black queen a seafood.

• 9:34Speaker 03

  I got a white boy on my roster. He feeding me pasta and lobster.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  I saw my mommy on set.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:44Speaker 03

  I saw my mommy on set. That was nice.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  What'd you guys do?

• 9:48Speaker 03

  We went to an Italian restaurant and, uh, got really drunk.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  Philadelphia, yeah.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  That's awesome. What do y'all think about this? Happy Mother's Days to just a dog. My girl had, we have a dog. She says she's a dog's mom. That's her white girl stuff. She kinda was, she kinda was shooting for, I could, I felt that towards the end of the day, she was shooting for a Happy Mother's Day for me.

• 10:08Speaker 03

  No.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  I, I'm a big no. I'm not gonna lie. I did give it to her in the moment.

• 10:12Speaker 03

  It's a funny joke.

• 10:13Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 10:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I was like.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Well, it's also, it's also, to be fair, I feel like any of those Hallmark type days, if you play it right, you can get some motherfucking ass.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  True.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? So you should have played up the dog mom and be like, bro, this is crazy.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  I didn't even think about it. I showed up late. I got home late from, I went to the Stars game yesterday, Dallas Stars, got in that ass, um, and showed up at 10. Just no energy. I was cooked. I just was sitting there. I couldn't have gave her nothing on Mother's Day if she wanted it.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  You were all hockeyed out.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. I was screaming. I was having a good time. I didn't know nothing that was going on.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Ah, you came back and broke her off with a hockey dick? That's rough.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Just lipstick.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  Just grabbing her shoulders, just fucking fighting her. Yeah, it was uh, it was sick. I showed my wife the Kanye video, by the way.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  The?

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Which one?

• 11:02Speaker 01

  His new one, his newest, latest song.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Man. Oh, well, maybe we shouldn't say the title.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  It's double H.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  You said maybe.

• 11:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, you can't even name the title of a song. That's how band it is.

• 11:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I, I read about that, how it's just scrubbed immediately.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, the, the most shocking part of it to me, other than, you know, obviously it's lyrical content, is the warehouse full of black dudes dressed like wolves.

• 11:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 11:27Speaker 01

  What are they, is that, is that like, how much did he pay them for that? Cause I'd imagine that would go against your weight in.

• 11:31Speaker 02

  Life changing, a life changing moment for you. You're done getting work as a video boy now, I think.

• 11:37Speaker 01

  I, I guess. I don't know.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  I don't know what you call them.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  I don't know what you call them either.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Video male video Nazi vixen.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, Nazi vixen.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Although what I wonder now is like, you know, not for myself personally, but I wonder if that opened up like a world of guys who like, if you're into like cucks and bull situation, you're like, dude, that's, that would be, if I was into bulls, that would be a charred situation.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  Just.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  Is a black Nazi dressed like a wolf?

• 12:01Speaker 02

  This guy's way more man than me. He, he's dead on business.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  It's like furry stuff, maybe. Maybe he's getting pivoting to furry.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Well, did you see the, the thing where he was on the Sneko livestream and like, I don't know if it was staged or what, but he was just talking about like, not cucking in general.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  No, I didn't, I didn't see this.

• 12:20Speaker 01

  They were talking about, he was talking about like, yeah, like people might think it's cucking, but he was like, basically talking about like loaning your babe out.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Oh, he likes that kind of stuff.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  It's actually called a stag vixen. There's a, there's a, it's a different, my brother Tom just texted me. He was like, are you down with stag vixens? And he broke it all down. And it's not so much like a cuck, but it's more of a proactive, proactive role where you bring your babe. And then, I mean, it's just straight from the pits of hell as well. But you bring your babe to a function and you got, you have a ho bag. So you have a bag of toys you're just carrying.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  Probably something, if you're balling, probably like a night, you're just Gucci down, just like a Gucci bag full of just toys. And you go to a function, you just, you find your, your man in wolf clothing. And you're like, you, you organize it more and you're like, here's the ho bag.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Do you get a bay? Like, does he give, give you one of his bays? Is it a trade?

• 13:06Speaker 01

  I don't know if it's a trade.

• 13:07Speaker 03

  The tariffs on the.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  The tariffs on babes. Yeah, I don't know if we can still trade babes right now. I don't really understand them that much, but you know, I think it's just more of a, uh, I think it is more into the cuckold territory, but that's a more of a. Just like an empowered cuckold.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  That's not good Mother's Day talk.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  It's not at all.

• 13:25Speaker 03

  I wonder if he got Kim anything, though. If what?

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Mother's Day?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wonder what Kanye got Kim Kardashian for Mother's Day. I hope not. Well, yeah, but you know, she's still a mommy after it all.

• 13:37Speaker 01

  She's still a mommy after all. She deserves a card. You might have gotten.

• 13:40Speaker 03

  She deserves a card or maybe a bouquet or, I don't know, maybe a diamond encrusted swastika or something.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Just a new necklace?

• 13:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, new dice necklace.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  But yeah, that was, uh, it was fun watching like, hey, what do you think about this and putting it on for her and her slowly just being like, what the fuck?

• 13:56Speaker 03

  Oh, she no contact?

• 13:57Speaker 01

  She did not, she did not know. She was not following the, uh, you know, black Nazi news.

• 14:02Speaker 03

  I've been trying to really unplug because it's been too, too racially charged lately.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  It is, man.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  Everything. They're just trying to get me so bad. I'm not gonna let them get me.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  They're going, they want the race war so bad.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  They can't make me hate my brothers and sisters.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, dude.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  It's the last thing I'm gonna do.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  I know. I, I, I don't, I don't even think, I, I mean, maybe they're getting people. I read a study one time that said like, or it was just a book I was reading, but they said 70%. It was based on a study they did a long time ago, just like trying to discern kind of levels of awareness and like how people view the world, like if, if like, whatever, but they said, uh, 70% of people were frame the world ethnocentrically, where they're just like, if, and if you, it kind of checks out. If you go to any country, it's like Italy has the best food, the best people.

• 14:45Speaker 03

  Oh, I see. So, okay, I'm not, I was.

• 14:47Speaker 01

  So like, yeah.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  How does, how do they?

• 14:49Speaker 01

  Like your ethnicity.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  Is like the central defining characteristic of your entire reality and people who aren't part of your ethnicity are like, just, just not part of your squad. You feel better than them. Like black people do it. I'm not gonna throw that one in the bus. If you ask them, it's like, yeah, like we're clearly the best. Everyone's evil. You know, if you ask some white people on Twitter, they'll be like, actually. Yeah, yeah, okay. I see now. I think we're the best. And you know, if you go to the country by country, it's like, no, our country is the best. I see. Seventy percent of people view the world, you know, kinda like that.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  It's crazy how many countries will act that way, but they're so clearly wrong. Just we're the best. It's like, bro, he plays this shithole.

• 15:27Speaker 01

  We're from Latvia. We have the best. It's like, dude, I hate to break it to you.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Come on, man.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Hate to break it to you. Not even in the fucking running.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  I don't even think people would miss y'all.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  People might not even know. Yeah, I mean, they're pretty new. They should do Yelp for countries.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Just, just.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  Just the whole country's on Yelp. And you're like, yeah, I went to Latvia. One star. One fucking star. I got a Groupon.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  Dude, I was reading about the countries that have the most journalists in prison. I was reading about the new pope. And he was like, I guess his first.

• 15:59Speaker 02

  American pope.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  American pope came out, dude. American as hell, bro. He was like, we gotta protect freedom of speech. We gotta release the journalists who are prisoners. And the top offending countries, I think, are China.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  Israel's in the mix.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Really?

• 16:13Speaker 01

  Israel has a lot of journalists. Well, here's the thing. And they even. I would have never.

• 16:19Speaker 01

  Well, and then they clarified in the article, cause I was like, holy fuck. And then they were like, cause it's like China. Can we, I'm gonna see what the top five countries are. It's definitely China and Russia's top five.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  I thought they wouldn't be on the list. That was about to be my guess. I thought they were just bodying them.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Nah, they got, they hold those guys in jail. Yeah, they hold them in jail. Cause I think they tried to like flip them.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  You know what'd be really cool? Out there in jail to write like cool stuff about us and how we're fucking awesome. But, yeah, they were saying it's a, yeah, there it is. Myanmar, Israel. Belarus. That's a fucking wild one. Myanmar is a shit. Belarus, Turkey and Egypt, bro. People are going to say the pyramid tours are bullshit. Spud better watch out. Yeah, true. Yeah. And then I think Israel's just, Israel wasn't on that list for a while. And then through the war, now they're like number three. They got a lot of journos.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 17:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  It's not a good look.

• 17:13Speaker 01

  No, it's a terrible look.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not a good look.

• 17:15Speaker 01

  I mean, if you're locking journalists up, you probably are up to something bad.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you don't want it to get out.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, there's, there's, there's not a world in which I have to arrest somebody. People can say whatever they want. Soon as I'm like, yeah, put that guy in a room for a while.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  I don't know, you say that, but La Mer said, I kissed my dad on the lips a couple of weeks ago, and I would put him in jail for that.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  I think it depends on what.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  True. You can put La Mer in a room for a while.

• 17:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'd lock you up for something like that.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I mean, that's kind of the thing, you're running a country and they're, they're saying something to that degree.

• 17:50Speaker 03

  They're saying that because you're your dad.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Now, you didn't lock him up because you know it's not true.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  True.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  If it were true.

• 17:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's actually a good point.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  You'd have to toss him there in a motherfucking room.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  But I did see my daddy this weekend.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  You saw him? How was the urge to kiss?

• 18:06Speaker 01

  The urge to kiss was strong.

• 18:08Speaker 03

  We did not kiss.

• 18:10Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  Unfortunately.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Well, maybe. What was, I, I saw all this stuff going on with Barstool, it sounded like y'all knew what was going on. Can I, can we talk about that?

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Are you doing a speaking of which?

• 18:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Speaking of.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, speaking of.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude, there were, so what, what I gather, there was just a guy, I think he was like a Middle Eastern bro, if I'm not mistaken.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Yes, that's right.

• 18:31Speaker 01

  And he was at the Barstool Bar, and I got, when you get bottle service, you're allowed to write like a message in case, I guess, it's somebody's birthday, or, you know, if you're burning with a message to send to the world, otherwise. And he wrote, I think, fuck the Jews.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Yep, that's what he wrote.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  On his, and the bottle girls brought it out.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  And he, which, they were just following orders.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  To be fair to them, they got fired, the girls got fired.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, Portnoy fired the two women, and then he offered to re-educate the young man, the Middle Eastern man who was bawling out.

• 19:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  He said he was gonna send him to Auschwitz, but, well, he said he wanted to give him a tour of Auschwitz.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  But he also said he was gonna get him a trip to Germany because he was under the impression that Auschwitz is in Germany, which is false, it's in Poland.

• 19:17Speaker 01

  See, I didn't know that either.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  I had no idea.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  I could've got on the wrong flight as well. If I went to my Barstool-sponsored Auschwitz tour, I could've, I could've booked the wrong flight as well.

• 19:26Speaker 03

  That was fun to be in Philly for that, I couldn't stop talking about it. I just kept being like, let's go get bottle service, be like, but we're not thirsty, we just want the sign.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  You might have to go to Auschwitz dude.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:38Speaker 01

  You're about to do next.

• 19:39Speaker 03

  I'd go, I'd go check it out.

• 19:41Speaker 01

  Check it out.

• 19:42Speaker 03

  Listen, learn.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  I don't know that I would, if I'm being honest. If I'm in Europe and I'm like, there's so much stuff. Why go? It's like I'm in Europe, yeah, I can go to like the Mediterranean, it's like, you know, let's go to a fucking former site. The military camp. It's called Ghost Hunters. Killed Jewish people, I'm like, nah, I'm, I'm straight dude. Yeah. I'm, I'm gonna eat this motherfucking grub.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  Then you gotta go to, you said it was in Poland?

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I, I don't, no offense to Poland, I think Poland might rise as a world power one day, but. I don't know that I'd go to Poland, if I'm in Europe, you only have so much time.

• 20:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  You know?

• 20:12Speaker 03

  They're all just trying to screw in light bulbs over there.

• 20:15Speaker 01

  They're all just trying to get out of cars.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Figure out how to get out of cars and screw in how to.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was so funny to me when I found out how dumb white people think Polish people are. Oh, it's funny. I didn't know that for my whole life. Never, although I, I heard they have the hogs. Ah. I heard Polish people have the girth, bro. That's why they don't care to melt shit. They're like, fuck it. Why would you? Yeah. Dude, that shoved out, that was from a book I read, they talked about, the guy would always talk about the big Polish hog. Yeah. Pretty sick. Hey, yo. I know, for real, but yeah, that, that was, that whole situation was funny, cause then they. The guy tried to get in on the racially charged GoFundMe train. Yeah. And I think everyone had just gave their last, last dollar to that white lady. And, and the black lady stabbed the guy. Yeah, so they, they had already cleaned up, so this guy was like, it's time to cash in.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  And then he was like, yeah, fuck that dude, and then he was like, give me some money, and I think he raised like twenty Gs, which. Damn. Damn, he got the same.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Everybody's raising twenty Gs.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Nah, they're, dude, the other people raised like four, four hundred, seven hundred.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  Doing GoFundMes for. Getting in, when they get in trouble on the internet?

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a new thing, cause you can, you can like. You know, if you find, say like, you, you get bottle service, you know, you say, whatever, fuck the Jew, whatever you wanna say. You get on the thing, you get your, you do your fuck the Jews bottle service.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  Which, by the way, there's probably, probably so many people hearing about that who started sending. Fucked up messages, yeah. Just for, like, it sounds funny, but just for fun, probably. Yeah. Was you saying he sent that to Portnoy? No, no, he sent it, he got.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  Just got word of it.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  It's his club, yeah.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  It's his bar, it's Barstool Bar on Sansom.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Oh, the one that went across the street from Fair G's? He was at the Barstool Bar, and the guy, when pressed. He was like, look, I have no problem, but they are doing a genocide. He went into his big thing and then Portnoy rescinded his offer to send him to, he's like, you can't go to Auschwitz anymore now.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  You've been a bad boy.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  No more Auschwitz for you.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Auschwitz tour for you. You gotta do that on your own dime now that you made $27,000. Uh, you know.

• 22:11Speaker 03

  Del Callow was, he was like, he could have just wrote Israel, it would have been so, so much better.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. Why all people do that?

• 22:18Speaker 03

  I don't know. I don't know.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  They get greedy.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  He's passionate, I guess, yeah. He already meant what he said.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know. They looked into this guy and apparently, again, according, just according to news, allegedly, he has some content up where he's pretty clear being like, yeah, not a fan. Not a fan of.

• 22:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, they don't, yeah, he does not like them. But then he was going on like white supremacist podcast or whatever. This Cass and everybody was there too. So they knew about it more than I did. And I guess he was like going on like racist dudes podcast. And they'd be like, oh, that was really good about the Jews. But then it'd be like, but we still don't like you though.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  Oh, cause he's Middle Eastern.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  We don't like you either, but we like you a little bit more than the Jews. Yeah, yeah.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  The, yeah, the hardcore white Christians in the Middle Eastern, that's been the defining thing between them being like, good call, guys, but fuck you guys too. It's just, it's just such an impoverished worldview. It's like, dude, you can't fully bro down. If you're that filled with hate, it's like your bro down is always gonna be kind of handicapped.

• 23:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, that must've been a crazy vibe.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  Fuck the Jews Barstool Bar?

• 23:21Speaker 03

  Fuck the Jews. And then just like, uh, I don't know, Tiesto is playing really loud, right? And there's like sparklers going off. Yeah, it's, that, yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, again, maybe.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  Doesn't seem like a place where you'd make a, wanna make a statement like that. But they were probably just being nasty. Think he had like a Nazi babe with him? And he, she was like, you won't do it. I'll suck your dick right now. I don't, I don't think that Nazi babes exist. Well, there is that one that said the N word. Says the N word all the time. Ever seen that lady?

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Who, the lady at the park?

• 23:51Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Do you, do you, do you guys not know what I'm talking about? It's, it's hard to explain. Meezy, do you know who I'm talking about? Ah, shoot.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Nah, Meezy's not on that OnlyFans.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  It's not OnlyFans, but she, I think she did like Piers Morgan or something. And he's like, do you use the N word? And she was like, yes, very frequently.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  Piers Morgan's really scraping, dude, the dregs of the internet. He's really trying to get that show popping.

• 24:14Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  He had Yea on, Yea walked off.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  Did he?

• 24:17Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Cause he was like, you have thirty-three million, whatever followers. And he's like, I have point nine. Thirty-three point nine, just walked off like, know your fucking facts.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  I've never gone to that, that, what he said, uh, what he said, what they say he said?

• 24:27Speaker 01

  Don't take inches off my dick.

• 24:28Speaker 02

  Don't take inches off my dick.

• 24:29Speaker 03

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Cause when you first hear it, it's like, alright, it's a couple of points of your followers. Then you hear a word that don't take inches off my dick and you're like, alright.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  You made a hun- I get it now.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's pretty funny. Yeah, he's really, Piers Morgan's like really going after pretty much anyone who's like, you know, he'll, he'll cast a wide net on the internet and be like, what are you doing? And they're like, fuck you, dude, shut the fuck up.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  But.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  I'm gonna start doing that rage baiting.

• 24:54Speaker 01

  You should.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  Blow my numbers up.

• 24:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, you could.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  It's there, bro. It's there. We can all do it.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, what would you do if you rage baited?

• 25:01Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't have.

• 25:02Speaker 03

  La Mer's been doing it lately. With the hot dog, with the, with the mouthguard and the hot dog water. That's kinda rage bait.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Nah, that's just good old fun right there.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  You could go, you, you could go hardcore against black women. That's a sick thing. Black people can do.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, big white dollars. I would make some big white dollars if I started doing that.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  You could. White bucks, it would be nice to fall in just a million white bucks. Just one hot weekend, dude.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  Start, just start a GoFundMe, be rich.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  But then that's gotta be the thing for the rest of it. You can't, ah, you could maybe try to come back.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  I could flip it. Could flip it, be like, ah, just fine, just give it, I gotta, I'd have to replace my woman though. That would be, and I don't wanna do that. That's the only way I can think I could flip it.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  If you went at black queens, you think you'd have to replace?

• 25:48Speaker 02

  I'd have to get a black queen and be like, and like, share the wealth.

• 25:52Speaker 03

  Or you could just get like.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  What do you, wait, what do you mean?

• 25:53Speaker 03

  You could get some makeup.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  I made the money. You saying there's no coming back. The only way to come back is to be like, alright, start all over, get it to she, get a black queen.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you could do more.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Or I could get Dollzall and fuck everybody's head up. It's been a quiet goal of mine.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  That would be nice, yeah.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  Fall in love with Rachel Dollzall.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, Nate loves Rachel Dollzall.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  You could. Maybe try to do, maybe try to do one of those, uh, what you wanna call it? Threesome podcasts.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Oh, like, uh, what's his name? Uh?

• 26:18Speaker 01

  Twenty-two.

• 26:18Speaker 02

  Twenty-two.

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Twenty-two.

• 26:20Speaker 01

  I don't know. What's the fucking chat doing? Bring these motherfucking bros in here.

• 26:23Speaker 03

  Uh, before we go to the chat, you wanna do the read?

• 26:26Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Let's, let's keep this electrifying energy going.

• 26:30Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  Freaking Christ. Yeah, let's get this out of the way, actually.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Rip the Band-Aid off and...

• 26:34Speaker 01

  Let, let's get this out of the way. Guys, forgive us, or actually, I shouldn't even qualify like that, but yeah, you know what I mean? All right, before we get back to this awesome show, here's a real quick special segment called More or Less Playoff Edition, and it's brought to you by PrizePix. It's the playoff, and every game's insane, and we're basically watching a bunch of basketball players crumble under pressure. Jeez.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Really, though?

• 26:58Speaker 03

  It's a little jut.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Are they, they're crumbling, huh?

• 27:00Speaker 02

  It's all, all the top teams.

• 27:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought the Celtics were supposed to be good, and they're, they're stinking.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Getting crushed by the, who are they?

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Knickerbockers.

• 27:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Knicks. I mean, that one was supposed to be a good series, I think, but then, I didn't know I saw them getting crushed like they're getting crushed by the Knicks.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Their game was brutal.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Well, take, guys, get this. So we figured, let's take a look at who's actually showing up, who's choking, and which stat lines are actually looking good. Let's get into it. I mean, I don't know, man.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  I have them up right here.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  What are you thinking? Jason Tatum for more than 25 points?

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Uh, I hate to say it, but I do think Jason Tatum's gonna get more than 25.

• 27:33Speaker 01

  All right.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  But, but it is at 27 and a half now.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  For real?

• 27:38Speaker 03

  More or less than 27 and a half.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Do I have old copy?

• 27:41Speaker 03

  I think you have it. Well, I have, I have the, the updated.

• 27:45Speaker 01

  Oh, there you go. There you go.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  On my phone.

• 27:46Speaker 01

  Good call. Or Anthony Edwards for more than 2.5 three-pointers made. I would say yes to that. That doesn't seem like a lot. That's all they do is shoot three-pointers now.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  More, more for the Ant-Man.

• 27:56Speaker 02

  You said it's 2.5?

• 27:57Speaker 01

  I'm saying more, more for that. But, here's the, here's the, here's the kicker. Julius Randall for more than eight rebounds. That's what I watch. I keep track of the rebounds, the assists, blocks.

• 28:09Speaker 02

  I'm giving a no on that. I don't think, I think there's more ways. Less, less, less, my bad, less.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Eight boards?

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Eight boards?

• 28:16Speaker 02

  I think less than eight boards.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 28:17Speaker 02

  I think so. I don't, I don't...

• 28:19Speaker 01

  You don't think he's putting that ass on the other players?

• 28:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't think he's got the hustle in him that, today.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  All right.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  They're up in the series. I don't think he's got the hustle in him.

• 28:26Speaker 01

  Maybe, what if that's a take that just, that's your go-fun me? Everyone's like, "Fuck you."

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Is there any particular players, teams, or matchups that you've been enjoyed? Has anything surprised you Nate? Let me ask you, do you have any predictions for the rest of the playoffs? Let's get into that.

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Uh, now I'm kinda thinking, I think, I think the, I think the, who's gonna win the finals is gonna be a Western Conference team. I honestly, I don't wanna say it, but I think, my guess is the Nuggets. If I'm calling everything now, I kinda quietly think the Nuggets are gonna surprise everybody.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  The Denver Frosty Nuggets are gonna win?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think the Denver Frosty Nuggets. Damn, that worked out perfect for them, actually. I didn't think about that. Frosty Nuggets, for Denver Nuggets.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  Think they'll win?

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think they'll win, I think, uh, hmm. I think the Pacers, Pacers are surprising everybody.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  That's what I'm talking about, I'm thinking the Pacers.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think they're gonna make it to the Eastern Conference Finals. I think they'll get shut down in the Eastern Conference Finals, but...

• 29:16Speaker 03

  I think the Pacers need to recruit Katelyn Clark to be their, uh, extra, extra man.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Somebody will run through her, she'll turn to dust.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  Bro.

• 29:26Speaker 01

  You don't, you don't think she'd be able to hold her own?

• 29:28Speaker 02

  Not for a second.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  She would put up 50.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  Yeah dude, what are you talking about?

• 29:32Speaker 02

  She's gonna have to use a regular sized ball. I'm pretty sure the WNBA ball is smaller.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  It is, yeah.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  That's fair.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  It's gonna change everything.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  Well, everybody's entitled to their own opinion.

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Yeah Nate, if you wanna spew hatred on here, that's fine dude, we're trying to talk basketball.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  I'm not anti-Katelyn, I just know a bunch of dudes is gonna dominate her.

• 29:48Speaker 01

  I do, we should let it happen once, man.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  See what happens.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Just, let's, let's just pull a bandit, let's see what's up, dude.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Just put her in recent, watch them both get dominated.

• 29:58Speaker 01

  True.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  CC?

• 30:00Speaker 02

  Then they can join forces, reunite.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  Or, or just, like a five WNBA players versus the Wolfmen in the new Summer Blockbuster song. Maybe, I don't know, I don't know if we should do that, guys.

• 30:15Speaker 03

  I don't know either, but those were the picks.

• 30:17Speaker 01

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• 31:02Speaker 01

  Come to that. I think they're, they're close to sold out. So, uh, please come. And also 625, that's June, I'll be at the Improv in Hollywood, California. And then I'm going to be filming a special at, like, four days after that in the, uh, where the hell is it? Ontario, California Improv. So that'll be a Friday and Saturday, or Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Please come to that. And, uh, Josh, you have something coming out as well, right?

• 31:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, uh, check out 15 for 15. It's, uh, 15 of some of my favorite jokes out of the last 15 years doing stand-up. Putting that out on May 15th.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 31:37Speaker 02

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• 31:51Speaker 01

  Hit them with a thank you, come again.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  Back to the show. Now we're back to the show. What an organic, well-placed family. Guys, let's bring it to the chat. Bring a caller, bring a caller in. No, no, Sean, that was, that was good instincts, man. We had a, we had a, that's exactly what I said. I said, dude, when we start tanking in conversation, bring the bros in. And it was just like, we have the bros here. We gotta tap them in. I figured I'd go as long as we could on some current events and bullshit. You know what I'll say right now, though? Dude, I've been making my own cold brew coffee. It is so much easier than you think. You just, you grind.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  Don't you do that too? Well, I didn't. I used an espresso. I hit the pods.

• 32:27Speaker 01

  Using an espresso? Dude, if you just get coffee, I didn't know it was this easy. You just get coffee beans, grind them on coarse. You don't want to get too fine because you gotta filter them out. It's like half the battle. I just grind coffee, put it in a big container of water overnight, come back. I have a huge thing of iced coffee concentrate.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:43Speaker 01

  I've been making it. It's so fucking good.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  I feel like I shit my brain out.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  This is my remainder, dude.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  It sounds tasty.

• 32:48Speaker 01

  It's so good and it's so easy to do. I've been fucking flying off this shit.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  Just crushing iced coffee cold brew and it's, I don't know, I love it. It's easy to make. You literally steep it in just a container for like 24, 12 to 24 hours.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  Come back the next morning, filter it out. I pour it through like a mesh filter and then I do a coffee like paper filter.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Is that about 200 milligrams after the whole sip?

• 33:12Speaker 01

  It's after, dude, you have a thing to concentrate this big. It's, it makes like 15 cups of coffee.

• 33:18Speaker 02

  Hell yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  It's so easy to, it's like unbelievably easy. I thought I need it like an apparatus. It's just mixing them together and screening out the beans. Done.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  My guts can't handle cold brew. It dominates me. I, I take a little bit of cold brew, I'm shitting. But it's kind of a nice move if I'm like, if I'm not shitting, get some cold brew, fix all my problems.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  I, I swear to God, I, I'm still not addicted to nicotine at all, but I will say these shits, I like rely on it. If I feel like I have to dump, I turbo, I fucking pop one in and turbocharge.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, that happens to me too.

• 33:49Speaker 01

  I still don't feel like it's that addictive though. I for real don't feel like it's that addictive.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  You think it's going no cig, just going the pouches? It could be the pouches.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  It probably is because smoking, it probably, I don't know. They say people who smoke have like an oral fixation. It's like a deeper thing.

• 34:04Speaker 02

  Hey you.

• 34:06Speaker 03

  Not me.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Let me bust one of these bros up, man. Who are you, who are you thinking about?

• 34:12Speaker 03

  Oh, he's smoking right now.

• 34:15Speaker 03

  What's up Ivan?

• 34:16Speaker 01

  We need an orally fixated man to come up on the screen right now.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  Look at Bro in the blanket.

• 34:23Speaker 01

  What's popping on the chat right now, Lamar?

• 34:25Speaker 06

  Uh, nothing crazy.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  Yo.

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Yo Ivan, you're smoking inside?

• 34:29Speaker 07

  What boys?

• 34:29Speaker 01

  What you doing, man? You smoking in your house?

• 34:32Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm, I'm from Europe. It's normal here.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Oh, cool.

• 34:36Speaker 07

  Yep.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Just flexing, smoking cigs in the house? Where, where in Europe do you live?

• 34:41Speaker 07

  Austria.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Austria, bro.

• 34:43Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 34:44Speaker 07

  You know what?

• 34:45Speaker 01

  I've heard of it.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've heard of that one.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  You guys are near Poland, Germany? You guys are near Poland and Germany?

• 34:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, we kind of had the history thing going.

• 34:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, good painting over there?

• 34:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 34:57Speaker 01

  What?

• 34:57Speaker 07

  We got a great.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  So, we were talking Europe and I, you know, I hopefully we didn't, you know, offend you. We're talking about like European countries, like who gives a fuck? What's your top country you're like, who gives a, because Austria is the kind of rules. So like, what's your, I'm not just saying that because you're there. It's like, you know, I know all about it. It's kind of sick. What's one of your countries there that you're like, fuck, this country sucks?

• 35:16Speaker 07

  Dude, I mean, Britain, first of all.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Let's go.

• 35:20Speaker 03

  Agreed.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Why Britain?

• 35:23Speaker 07

  It's just pure fucking chaos. I mean, I haven't been to America, so I don't know what's up.

• 35:28Speaker 03

  It's the best.

• 35:28Speaker 01

  Sick, it's awesome.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pretty nice.

• 35:31Speaker 07

  I just can't take it. I can't take the, I don't get, I, I just don't want to get political, but.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  Dude, you're smoking a cigarette in your house. You have to get.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  You look like you're cooking right now, dude. What are you, what, what's up with Europe? What's up with, uh, Britain, man? What's the problem with that?

• 35:49Speaker 07

  They're just weird with their like authorit, authoritarianism.

• 35:55Speaker 01

  What are they doing to you guys? Or just in their own country, you're saying?

• 35:58Speaker 07

  Oh, that's just my opinion of Britain.

• 36:00Speaker 01

  So is Austria more free? Do you got, can you guys go to jail for like group texts and shit over there? Or like, what's up?

• 36:05Speaker 07

  No, I mean, they're trying to like get those like Trojans, like state Trojans on the phones. Which is like a yearly debate, like every year they try to like get that stuff in.

• 36:17Speaker 01

  What's the Trojans on the phone? Are they like people literally listening?

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Spyware type thing?

• 36:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah, just basically like state spyware.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 36:25Speaker 07

  Hey, how about we do this to your phones? And we're like, no.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  How, how are they trying to sell it to you guys? Is it like the threat of terrorism? Or like, what are they using to even justify that?

• 36:33Speaker 07

  I think it's kind of like how you guys do it with the bills. They just sneak it in.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:38Speaker 07

  And somebody just catches it and they're like, hold up. So it just doesn't go through.

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Dang, that's fucked up. And Brit, does Britain have that already?

• 36:50Speaker 07

  Do people go to prison for praying on the street?

• 36:53Speaker 01

  In Britain?

• 36:54Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  What kind of prayers are they doing? They hitting some, some allies?

• 36:58Speaker 03

  If they're on the street, yeah, it's probably.

• 37:00Speaker 07

  No, no, no, no, I mean Christians.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Oh, shit.

• 37:03Speaker 01

  Can't PTL on the street?

• 37:06Speaker 01

  It's fucked up. Damn.

• 37:07Speaker 07

  Nah, man.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 37:09Speaker 03

  That does suck. That's insane.

• 37:11Speaker 07

  Yeah. It's, it's crazy in Europe, actually. They're, it's getting real like weird politically. Like kind of from the top down, the EU is getting way more involved and everybody has to have like a stance, even though Austria is like neutral, like Switzerland. It's, it's getting really weird.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  That sucks.

• 37:33Speaker 07

  I don't like it.

• 37:34Speaker 01

  What a bummer, bro.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Well.

• 37:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, I mean, I guess. What are you gonna do?

• 37:42Speaker 03

  Alright, well, Happy Mother's Day.

• 37:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, Happy Mother's Day.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  Necessary.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Fucking Blade Runner.

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  Alright, take it easy.

• 37:50Speaker 01

  Thank you, bro.

• 37:51Speaker 02

  Easy, bruh.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  I just talked to you.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  Chilling is fucking... Yeah, Europe does suck now, man. I don't know what the hell... Europe's on some absolute fucking bullshit. I've never been there. Well, I've been to Ireland once, but like they're on some mega fucking bullshit.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  It always looks sick to me. I, I don't pay attention to politics, so I don't, I don't know.

• 38:11Speaker 01

  It's probably sick, yeah. It's probably a sick place to be.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  To visit, to not live.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know, man. And people who live there think it's sick and America stinks. A lot of them for the most part, but... We don't have that shit, dude. That's just on, we don't have Trojans on our phones.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  I think we do. We've had them for decades.

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, true.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  Isn't that what Snow guy like ran for, for? He was like, they...

• 38:32Speaker 01

  Snow did?

• 38:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, wasn't it like, they're looking at all your shit?

• 38:34Speaker 01

  Looking at all your stuff and then we fucking... Yeah, actually, yeah, alright. We locked that guy up in jail. We got one. Everyone's gotta have one guy, one fucking guy in jail.

• 38:42Speaker 06

  Snow's not in jail.

• 38:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's in.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  He's out now.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's out.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  But he was for like a de... How long was he in jail for? Like a decade?

• 38:49Speaker 06

  No, he didn't go to jail. He just went to Russia.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, he went to Russia.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  I mean, bro.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  I wonder if he got any hose and he probably got some.

• 38:58Speaker 04

  Bro, holding up Christ.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  Probably got a nice hose.

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• 40:40Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, bring another bro in here. Get another bro in here.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Fucking off your talk. No fucking shot. What? Why not, dude?

• 40:51Speaker 08

  No chance.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  What?

• 40:53Speaker 03

  What?

• 40:53Speaker 02

  You saw you rapping the Lord. Had to say.

• 40:55Speaker 08

  Oh, I gotta praise the Lord.

• 40:58Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah. Praise the Lord, roll tide.

• 41:01Speaker 08

  And then a rosary in the choir.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Nice. Well, Lemar, let's look for people who wanna chat.

• 41:06Speaker 08

  I'm ready to chat. I'm ready to chat.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you're saying, no, fucking, what? I thought you were saying like.

• 41:10Speaker 08

  I was just like, excited.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Oh, hell, yeah. Okay. My bad. My bad.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  What's up?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  I'm a little touchy. My bad.

• 41:16Speaker 08

  You're good.

• 41:16Speaker 02

  You don't wanna fucking talk to me. Don't worry about it, right?

• 41:20Speaker 01

  How you doing, man? Where you living at?

• 41:21Speaker 08

  I'm from California. It's gay out here, so.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  True. Well, at least you're not in Austria.

• 41:27Speaker 08

  I got fucked up by a fucking mosquito. Damn, this shit's fucking me up because it's mirrored. I fucked up by a mosquito.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 41:33Speaker 03

  That's a big ass skeeter butt.

• 41:35Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 41:36Speaker 08

  Yeah, I got fucking raped, bro. Shit sucks.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  Where, where, what's your beef with Cali right now?

• 41:42Speaker 08

  Uh, gun laws, uh, our fucking government sucks. Can't do shit.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  Government seems to suck all over the world. What the hell?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it seems to be some political unrest worldwide.

• 41:53Speaker 08

  Yeah, there's some political.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Dang, are you SoCal or NorCal?

• 41:57Speaker 08

  I'm Central.

• 41:59Speaker 01

  Central Cal? Cent Cal?

• 42:01Speaker 08

  No one really knows about us.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  Where, yeah, what is Cent Cal? What's even there?

• 42:05Speaker 08

  Uh, it's like, I would say, like Santa Maria. Do you, have you ever heard of them?

• 42:11Speaker 01

  No. Is it like Silicon Valley Central, kind of?

• 42:13Speaker 08

  No, that's north. That's north. SoCal, um, Central California is just,

• 42:19Speaker 08

  the central part is the whole. It's just San Luis Obispo. It's just like.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  How far are you from like one of the big cities?

• 42:27Speaker 08

  Huh?

• 42:27Speaker 02

  How far are you from one of the big cities like in Central? Because aren't the two like north and south?

• 42:31Speaker 08

  We in between L A and S F.

• 42:34Speaker 02

  Okay, how long is that drive?

• 42:36Speaker 08

  Uh, like two, three hours. Or depends on traffic.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  That's not bad. Is that what they call the inland empire?

• 42:43Speaker 08

  No, inland empire is just, uh, east of L A.

• 42:46Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 42:48Speaker 08

  And that's like where the crackheads, the meth, all that shit is.

• 42:51Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 42:52Speaker 08

  The vatos.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 42:56Speaker 08

  The, the, the lads, we got a lot of lads in the central, though.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 43:01Speaker 08

  We love the lads. All my, all my friends are lads.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  All my homies lads.

• 43:08Speaker 08

  I'm lonely honking the fucking shit.

• 43:09Speaker 01

  So what do you do? What do you do?

• 43:13Speaker 06

  He's been muted, he muted himself.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  I think he yeah.

• 43:15Speaker 03

  Oh, you muted yourself, bro.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  You muted yourself. Well, thank you, brother.

• 43:19Speaker 06

  I don't know how to fix it.

• 43:20Speaker 03

  The mayor does know how to fix it.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  Sorry, brother.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Have fun out there.

• 43:26Speaker 01

  Is anyone burning with a message for the world?

• 43:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, let's see what the people are saying. Why don't we see what the people are saying?

• 43:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, get someone with their motherfucking hand raised, bro.

• 43:37Speaker 09

  Oh shit.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  What up, brother?

• 43:40Speaker 09

  What is up?

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Bro, is that red lights on your room, on your ceiling?

• 43:44Speaker 09

  Yeah, it's my living room, yeah.

• 43:46Speaker 01

  How'd you get it set up like that?

• 43:48Speaker 09

  Uh, me and my fucking fiance.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  I knew that was girl stuff.

• 43:52Speaker 09

  Standing on something.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  My girl just fucking made us do that, like, asked me, because I got her some TV to put the light behind it, like that ambient.

• 44:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, girls love. Girls love lights behind the TV now. Who told them about that?

• 44:05Speaker 01

  That's kind of sick, I like that.

• 44:07Speaker 09

  Yeah, it took like way longer than you think. It took like an hour and a half.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Is that an LED strip or you guys like uplighting that whole situation?

• 44:14Speaker 09

  No, dude, we're poor, it's an LED strip for sure.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  That's fucking nice, man.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  It's cool.

• 44:20Speaker 09

  Yeah, I guess. Thank you, though.

• 44:23Speaker 01

  So, what are you doing, bro? What's your, what's your deal?

• 44:26Speaker 09

  Dude, I'm fucking, I'm being a bum today. I called it at work and I'm fucking just sitting at home doing nothing.

• 44:31Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, good for you, man.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  You just took today, you said, "Look, I've had enough of this shit, I'm taking the day off."

• 44:37Speaker 09

  Yeah, my job's kind of bullshit. I sit around and do nothing, so I was like, "You don't really need me there, nothing's gonna change if I don't come in." So they don't care, they're like, "Whatever, take your day off."

• 44:45Speaker 01

  That's so sick.

• 44:48Speaker 01

  What do you do in your free time when you get freed from, you know?

• 44:52Speaker 09

  Fuck dude, me and my fiance are nerds, so like, we just sit at home and fucking watch TV and play video games, to be honest, and like, smoke weed, that's about it.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  What you gaming on?

• 45:01Speaker 01

  It's kind of awesome.

• 45:03Speaker 09

  She's gaming on Baldur's Gate 3 right now.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  Bruh, it's great.

• 45:06Speaker 09

  And I've been playing a lot of Kingdom Come 2, that game's pretty good.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  Dude, haven't you been playing that?

• 45:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I've been playing right now. Kingdom Come is the shit. I could, I'm not, I could talk about that the whole time, I won't do it, fellas.

• 45:16Speaker 09

  Yeah, I won't nerd out, but yes, absolutely.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  That's, that's like a World War II game?

• 45:21Speaker 02

  Not like, uh, like, uh, like medieval, I think that, yeah, yeah, and you like, it's super hyper realistic, like you have to forge your own weapons and like, hammer out a sword, it's, it seems like it would be dumb as hell, but it's fire.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Damn, no, that dude, I'm.

• 45:34Speaker 09

  You had to learn how to read, it was, it was.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  You can bed winches, it's pretty nice.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  If I, if I were to like, be able to choose a, a form of like autism, or like something that like put me in a different realm, I'd go purely medieval.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Just wear a suit of armor.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Just get into that whole thing, dude.

• 45:52Speaker 03

  Renaissance fair.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Strict hierarchies.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  James from, uh, Love on the Spectrum.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, basically. I fucking.

• 45:59Speaker 09

  You can be a gester, bro, or something cool.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love medieval times. Dams, are you, are you alone, knight, wandering the?

• 46:06Speaker 02

  You're a blacksmith's son that's like, working his way from the bottom to the top.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  Go Pirates of the Caribbean action.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  A little something like that.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  You start as, you start as like a, like a peasant.

• 46:17Speaker 02

  In the first one, you're a peasant, and then you work your way up to like, being like, you got, you're, you're working with royalty. You're not, you're still not royalty, or not a noble.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  I know what you mean.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, but, but you're, but they fuck with you, and then the second one starts off, a bunch of chaos ensues, they steal all your shit. So that's how they get you to start from ground one, like you, you and your whole crew get, I mean, your, I don't want, your crew gets buttfucked at the beginning of the game.

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Really?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  You only survive because you were being horny with your bro, like you and one of your bros sneak away to go look at ladies take baths. Whole squad gets murdered while they're doing that.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  What?

• 46:50Speaker 02

  It's exactly that, that's how the game opens.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's some type shit I would do.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  Where do these women take the baths?

• 46:57Speaker 02

  Just lake, lake bath.

• 46:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were camping on the side of the road, heard some, yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  I'd be, I'd be Scuba Steve, dude.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Snoko.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Snoko.

• 47:11Speaker 01

  I'm into that, that would be, man, that'd be awesome.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that game's sick. Both of those games are sick.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  I'm saving my, uh, my gaming, I think when I retire, I think I'll get way into gaming, bro, that'd be so nice.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  What if the, what if your kids get into gaming, you think that could get you in like a?

• 47:26Speaker 01

  Oh, big time.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 01

  I'd be gaming hard.

• 47:28Speaker 03

  You're, you're approaching like Mario Kart age and stuff like that.

• 47:31Speaker 01

  I am.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  Mario Party, family Mario Party.

• 47:34Speaker 01

  That'd be nice. We have a dance game.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 47:37Speaker 01

  We, we have, it was like an old Xbox Kinect where they could, it, yeah, it was pretty sick.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  Uh, man, the best party family game used to be, uh, Rock Band. Hit a full Rock Band or Guitar Hero War Tour, that was the one I fucked with, was Guitar Hero War Tour.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Actually, that's a good call, I could get into some Mario Kart, Five is old enough for Mario Kart.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 01

  But I can't not smash them, I, I.

• 47:59Speaker 01

  I'm gonna smash her in the heart.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  One day they'll figure it out, but that's what happens. The kids get nice, quick.

• 48:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true. I still got a lot of neuroplasticity going on.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:10Speaker 01

  That would suck. If she beats me, I'll be, I'll throw it out.

• 48:14Speaker 02

  No more video.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  You're a fucking cheater. I'm leaving. Dude, catching your dad controller smash would be fucked up. That'd be so bad to see.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Nah, I'd be pretty happy, I think. Honestly, if I saw my dad controller smash, I would be like, that's, I am his son.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  True, yeah.

• 48:38Speaker 01

  My friend used to, the Playstation, pull back when everything had the cord to the thing.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:43Speaker 01

  If he, if his little brother would beat him, he would pull the cord out of the Playstation and whip him with the cord. Just whip his ass. He'd start whipping him. It was a pure spaz.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  That's a bad losing attitude.

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Bad losing attitude. Do you, are you, who's the better gamer in your guys' relationship if you and your wife go toe to toe?

• 49:03Speaker 09

  Oh dude, me, absolutely. Come on. What do you think you're looking at? Come on.

• 49:10Speaker 01

  True.

• 49:10Speaker 03

  Imagine the shame, though.

• 49:12Speaker 01

  Losing?

• 49:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, losing to a girl in Viges.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:16Speaker 03

  Have you, do you ever?

• 49:18Speaker 02

  We, most of the games we might let a player cooperative and she's never carrying the most weight. So it's, we're cool.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  I see.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  Cool on that now.

• 49:26Speaker 01

  She plays with you?

• 49:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, she plays like, uh, Baldur's Gate. We played Baldur's Gate when he was saying his lady plays. That shit was sick. Uh, playing Borderlands 3, the old joint right now.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  Does it get like, when you're playing video games, forgive me for asking if this is like, kind of personal, do you guys like, is it like a horny making thing or is that just like the porn stuff?

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Uh, it can, it can be a little bit of both.

• 49:46Speaker 01

  Hold on, here we go.

• 49:47Speaker 09

  Baldur's Gate 3 is fucking horny as hell.

• 49:50Speaker 01

  What is it? Is it smut?

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Uh, it's like, I mean, you can, you can literally fuck the other people in your group. You can't, but you can't, but the thing that sucks is-

• 49:55Speaker 01

  You guys are swinging on RP.

• 49:59Speaker 02

  My girl did the respectful thing, but she only made her character fuck the ladies.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 50:03Speaker 02

  She didn't do no, she didn't know.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  I was like, that's a nice.

• 50:06Speaker 01

  She didn't catch any Baldur's Gate pipe?

• 50:08Speaker 02

  No Baldur's, no Baldur's Gate pipe.

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Would you get mad if she did though?

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Out of spass.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  I would be mad too. I always forget that girls are allowed to play video games.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  I know.

• 50:19Speaker 03

  I think like, I, I don't know.

• 50:21Speaker 01

  I know what you mean. When I hear they're gaming, I'm always like, interesting.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm like, what?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Was your girl in the game before you, or did you get her into it?

• 50:28Speaker 01

  Turned her out.

• 50:28Speaker 09

  Um, like slightly. Her dad would play like Call of Duty Blackout Zombies.

• 50:32Speaker 03

  Hell yeah.

• 50:33Speaker 09

  What is this? So not really, but definitely now that we're together, a lot more.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  That's what happened. I think I.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  That's nice.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Put the bug in it.

• 50:39Speaker 09

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:40Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  The bug.

• 50:42Speaker 01

  She bug, she might've been bug chasing.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  Well dude, thank you, man. I'm glad you got the day off to game and just kind of. Where's your babe, in your bays at work?

• 50:52Speaker 09

  Yeah, babe went to work today.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Sick.

• 50:56Speaker 01

  That's awesome. How does she take it when you're like, I'm calling out today?

• 50:59Speaker 09

  Um, I'm pretty good. I think, I only call out like three or four times a year. So when I said it, she's like, really? She looks at me like puzzled, so.

• 51:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:06Speaker 09

  She doesn't care.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  She'd be like, my dick hurts.

• 51:12Speaker 01

  That's awesome, man. Thanks. I fucking, I love it, dude. I think your place looks sick as hell.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, nice, nice setups.

• 51:17Speaker 09

  Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys letting me on, dude. This is badass talking to you.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  Can I ask you a question?

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Appreciate you.

• 51:22Speaker 09

  Of course, man. You can always ask me a question.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  How soon after your, your babe left for work did you?

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Fap it up.

• 51:33Speaker 09

  Let's see. I don't know, maybe like an hour and a half?

• 51:36Speaker 01

  That's good. That's actually, that's good.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  I would've been three minutes.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  As soon as I hear the deadbolt click, I'm running to the front window like a dog, watching the car walk, go away. And it's a full volume fap session.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  No headphones, just straight blasting?

• 51:52Speaker 01

  Straight blast. Into the motherfucker. I'm getting the acoustics going. You're a man of honor. Clearly you've been playing your fucking game.

• 51:59Speaker 09

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  Well dude, thank you, man.

• 52:01Speaker 03

  Nice to talk to you.

• 52:02Speaker 09

  You always, guys. Thank you.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  See you later.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Here we go, here we go. Pick it up steam on the stream.

• 52:06Speaker 03

  Pick it up, pick it up.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  The bros always bring some good shit.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Not, no, nothing against the Austrian, but damn, that was a fucking mood, that was a fucking mood shifting. Following a shitty fucking first 20 minutes with a shitty ad into... I mean, ad from the user experience perspective, I would say, I fucking love it, I love our partners, but the...

• 52:28Speaker 01

  Okay, La Mer, you fucking horn dog.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  Fine, La Mer, let's, let's, actually, let's see what she's up to.

• 52:36Speaker 03

  It's gonna be that guy's girlfriend?

• 52:38Speaker 01

  True, I'm at work.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  I know my boyfriend's beating.

• 52:43Speaker 10

  Oh shit.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  She's in a hotel room just catching Baldur's Gate pipes. So you could fuck in this game?

• 52:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, they got whole fuck seeds.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Hello?

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yo.

• 52:55Speaker 10

  What's up?

• 52:55Speaker 01

  Be cool, guys, act natural. Hey, what's going on? What's happening?

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Nothing, just chilling.

• 52:59Speaker 01

  You always in the Zoom chat?

• 53:02Speaker 03

  Gotta work out in this morning.

• 53:03Speaker 10

  Yeah, I've been trying to be, you guys are friggin' awesome.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Thank you, where are you off to?

• 53:09Speaker 10

  Um, I am doing routes for my lab, I make dentures.

• 53:13Speaker 01

  What?

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Ah, no shit, dentures.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  You dropping off biohazards and stuff?

• 53:18Speaker 10

  No, dentures.

• 53:19Speaker 03

  Just like molds, molds and things like that?

• 53:21Speaker 01

  I thought you said lab, are you, what are you taking, so you, what, what are you, so what are you doing exactly?

• 53:26Speaker 02

  Dropping teeth off the bees?

• 53:28Speaker 01

  It's ruining old men's day.

• 53:29Speaker 10

  So someone called in, somebody called in with a tooth that fell out of their upper denture.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  Oh, you're gonna go fix them up?

• 53:37Speaker 10

  So I had to pick it up and, well, I already did, now I'm dropping it off.

• 53:41Speaker 01

  You just have a tooth?

• 53:44Speaker 10

  Yeah, here, hold on.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  You have an old man's fake tooth?

• 53:51Speaker 10

  I got an old man's full upper denture.

• 53:53Speaker 01

  Damn, pop it in.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 54:01Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  My grandpa used to have those and he would pop them out and scare us when we were little.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  Oh, it's terrible.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  My dad has them now, they fell out his mouth or to my nephew's head when my nephew was like five, he started, he just went nuts.

• 54:16Speaker 10

  We get a lot of them where the dogs get a hold of them.

• 54:19Speaker 01

  Really?

• 54:22Speaker 10

  Yeah, they love the smell of nasty mouth.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, true. It's got food residue.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  Dogs are freaky, dude.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Dogs are freaky. Lick ass and eat your fucking dentures.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Hey, well dude, good luck on your quest. That's actually kinda sick. So you just roll up and then the guy... What is that like rolling up on the house? It's just a guy like, "Huh, huh, huh", and you're like, "Give me your teeth."

• 54:41Speaker 10

  No, I don't go to a house. We, uh, we go to the dentist.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  Oh, really? I thought he just pulls up to the Walmart parking lot and he's like, "All right, here's my fuck."

• 54:51Speaker 01

  So they go to the dentist, you go to the dentist, and what are you gonna do? Like, how do you do that if they're falling out? What's the move? You like, you refit them or like, what do you do?

• 54:59Speaker 10

  No, we, uh, we make a matrix out of putty and we just kinda put it back in place and it's just acrylic.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  But how are you gonna keep it from falling out of this guy's fucking mouth again?

• 55:11Speaker 10

  Um, we put a hole into the back of the tooth and the acrylic flows into it, so it holds it pretty good.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  Oh, just his tooth fell out, right, right, right. His tooth fell out. That makes sense.

• 55:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's double devastating. Even your fake teeth can't stay on your dentist. God, fuck you.

• 55:26Speaker 01

  How much does a set of fake teeth cost? What do they go for? I heard they're kind of expensive.

• 55:31Speaker 10

  Oh, they're expensive as hell. Um, probably like a range between like fifteen hundred.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  Okay, for the whole set. How many teeth are in the human head? Can you answer me that?

• 55:43Speaker 10

  Oh dude, you're gonna really do ma- make me do that?

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Thirty-two? How many teeth are there?

• 55:49Speaker 10

  No, there's more than that. I don't know. My mom's so mad that I don't know this.

• 55:56Speaker 01

  It's all good.

• 55:57Speaker 10

  Me and my mom run the business together.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  Do you really? God, that's such a sick fucking business.

• 56:01Speaker 10

  She's the expert.

• 56:03Speaker 01

  Is she an orthodontist or purely like a teeth salesman, sales lady?

• 56:07Speaker 10

  Just, she's, she's just been in the venture business for about like twenty-eight years.

• 56:12Speaker 01

  That's sick.

• 56:13Speaker 10

  Learned, yeah, she never went to school for any of it. She just, uh, learned it, learned it. Now she's trying to teach me and I'm a pothead that doesn't know how to learn, so I'm playing my part.

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Well dude, thank you for calling in. That's very sick. Hopefully that guy gets his fucking teeth back.

• 56:29Speaker 10

  Yeah.

• 56:30Speaker 03

  Smile.

• 56:31Speaker 01

  Does he have a backup set or is he just at home just fucking like?

• 56:34Speaker 02

  Just gom.

• 56:35Speaker 10

  Well, this only took like about an hour, so he's probably just chilling somewhere waiting to eat.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  He's probably just sucking somebody off.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  Did you ever like, oh, you only get to see the old people, you're just straight to your B to B sales right through the dentist?

• 56:47Speaker 10

  Yeah, we're technically, we're not allowed to work with the public because it's technically illegal. So we have to go through like a referral with the dentist.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  That's some dentistry bullshit, bro. That's damn hot. Those guys are the greediest.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Dude, the dentist, I really don't like dentists. They're basically car mechanics to me.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, those guys, man, they really do. And then with the fucking orthodontist, they're thick as thieves.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Go to the dentist, he's like, you need braces. He told my dad, my dad needed braces. My dad freaked out.

• 57:14Speaker 03

  He called me a nerd.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  I'm fifty five, I'm fifty five years old. What the fuck do I want braces for? You think I give a shit what my teeth look like? I think it was, my dad thought that was gay.

• 57:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:24Speaker 01

  He's like, you know what I mean, gay?

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  That is a wild thing to say to a fifty five year old man.

• 57:29Speaker 01

  That was crazy.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  I got six kids.

• 57:34Speaker 01

  Thank you, man. Good luck in the, uh, the teeth sales. I kinda, I like that, man.

• 57:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was a nice talk with you.

• 57:39Speaker 10

  Thank you.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  So long.

• 57:41Speaker 10

  Thank you guys for picking me.

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Yo, you roll.

• 57:43Speaker 10

  It's awesome to talk to you.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  You too. Have a nice day.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  Peace.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  Get one of these motherfucking bros. Now we're ripping. Why do we even try to, why, we did the same thing last time. We tried to do a podcast.

• 57:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:52Speaker 01

  It's impossible. I'm just staring at the bros. I'm like, they're not laughing. Fuck.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, seeing the bros.

• 57:57Speaker 01

  Seeing the bros is straight face, your best effort is going.

• 58:00Speaker 02

  I was watching somebody munch.

• 58:05Speaker 06

  There's a guy playing Oblivion. Do you want to talk to the guy who's having fertility issues?

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Yes, please.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  Yes, that sounds interesting.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Who's the guy in the La Mer pose?

• 58:12Speaker 01

  You saw it.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Let me pee real quick, get this.

• 58:18Speaker 03

  All right, now we can say whatever the hell we want.

• 58:21Speaker 06

  All right, boys. What's up?

• 58:23Speaker 03

  What up?

• 58:23Speaker 06

  We gotta hold it, man. What up? Hold it for a second.

• 58:25Speaker 06

  I don't think none of you two are dads, though.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Hold what?

• 58:28Speaker 06

  That's why you gotta hold it, brother.

• 58:29Speaker 03

  Oh, just hold the question?

• 58:31Speaker 06

  Yeah. Oh, I gotta hold the question. I gotta wait, you mean?

• 58:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, match this pee. We can chop it up for a little. Where are you from, man? I'm noticing an accent.

• 58:40Speaker 11

  Yeah, man, this is Europe. Like Ivan, I mean, I love you, bro, but the the whole sort of getting it down dark room, smoking indoors isn't the vibe in Europe. We got suddenly got bare feet on the fucking This is fine. Girl's about to come home. She's gonna cook dinner. This this life is great in Europe, boys.

• 58:57Speaker 03

  Where in Europe? Where in Europe are you?

• 59:00Speaker 11

  Netherlands, man, Rotterdam. So like the the other big city in uh in in like near Amsterdam.

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that sounds awesome.

• 59:07Speaker 11

  Yeah, I wanted to chop it up.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  What's the lady gonna make for dinner? You got her in there going work on?

• 59:15Speaker 11

  Could be anything, honestly. I don't I don't get involved in that.

• 59:19Speaker 02

  Just trust what comes to the table.

• 59:20Speaker 11

  Exactly, yeah, exactly, yeah.

• 59:22Speaker 02

  Probably some probably some weird fish.

• 59:26Speaker 11

  Some weird fish? What happened?

• 59:28Speaker 03

  That was a stray from a mare.

• 59:31Speaker 11

  What did Mare say?

• 59:32Speaker 03

  He insulted his culture. He insulted his culture.

• 59:35Speaker 02

  It's all the

• 59:36Speaker 11

  Yeah, Matt, he he What do you do? He asked me what I was gonna have for dinner and he said I was gonna have some weird fish.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  He's from Rotterdam.

• 59:43Speaker 11

  Where's he from?

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Rotterdam.

• 59:44Speaker 11

  Rotterdam in the Netherlands, bro. It's some good European sunny vibes up in here.

• 59:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:49Speaker 11

  La Mare's bringing his fucking hatred. Exactly. Trying to get the GoFundMe money, I get it.

• 59:54Speaker 03

  He was saying, yeah, yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 11

  Yeah, I I wanted to ask a question. So today I've been um my girlfriend and I, we've been trying to get kids. Uh hasn't been the easiest. So we've been doing IVF. I don't know if any of you are familiar. A little bit. Yeah, so the thing now is that um like this is Europe, so socialized healthcare. So you just get a doctor assigned to you, basically, and you go through the whole thing. But I gotta be honest, my girl's aging a bit, so we gotta go private now. Gotta like pay a lot of money for it to get it done. Bro, what is it like to be a dad? And what is like, how do I deal with the fear of maybe not becoming a dad, but still like marrying the girl like the love of my life? Like, how do you how do you balance those things? It's a serious question, but I just wanted to ask it.

• 1:00:41Speaker 11

  You're asking if it's worth the money to have a kid? Well, no, no, no, no, it's worth the money.

• 1:00:47Speaker 11

  Bro, is it? Is it worth the money? Yeah, I'd say. But then you go to I mean, she isn't home yet.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  Keep an eye on that door.

• 1:00:55Speaker 11

  Yeah, I mean I'm looking by. Did you mind me asking how much how much do they want?

• 1:01:02Speaker 11

  It's not that much, actually. We're thinking of going to Spain. It's like, um, probably, it's like, probably like seven, eight K-ish. But that's like one treatment and you can have up to three treatments. So easy, like Andrew Schultz talked about it in his, in his special. He was like, it was, it was thirty K for him, which is probably what it'll cost in the end.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  So, yeah, in the grand scheme of things, yeah, I could see that. So what is, uh, what's the process?

• 1:01:26Speaker 11

  My question is, well, the process is like, what they do is they basically, it's kind of, it kind of sucks anyway. They, they pump your babe full of hormones. So they get like uber pregnant or like they get like uber ready for pregnancy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Tight.

• 1:01:40Speaker 11

  And then they, um...

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  I might do step one.

• 1:01:43Speaker 11

  Bro, so they, they basically, and then they go in with like, I mean, I don't want to get too descriptive because there's, there might be some kids in there. I don't know. Uh, but like the...

• 1:01:53Speaker 01

  Not yet.

• 1:01:56Speaker 11

  No, yeah, they're last after. But what they do is they basically, um, they then suck out the eggs and then they, then I have to like go into a room and, I mean, you don't want to look at porn, but you sort of do because you got to wag one out and then basically you, they put one and two together and then you get a kid out of it.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Okay. Yeah.

• 1:02:16Speaker 11

  And then, and then, and then they put that back, basically. That's, that's the whole thing. So they, so they make a bunch of embryos, a bunch of kids, and then they put them back, one, one by one, usually.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  How, how long have you guys been trying for?

• 1:02:28Speaker 11

  Bro, uh, we've had four miscarriages, man.

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  Oh, right, right, right.

• 1:02:33Speaker 11

  Like, yeah, that's, yeah, we, actually, we had our last one Saturday. That's the, that's, so that's, that's the reason we're now like, I've been phoning clinics all day. But like, since they're based abroad, like for me, they're, they're abroad. So, uh, it's like, it's like phoning a bunch of Spanish ladies. Not all of them can talk English. So it's been, it's been difficult. We don't get taught. Yeah, exactly. I thought so. Like, we don't get taught Spanish in school. So it's terrible.

• 1:02:57Speaker 03

  It is funny. It's very funny that he's had a horrible thing happen to him four days ago and he's still in so much better spirits than the other Europeans.

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  That's what I mean. Look.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  True.

• 1:03:10Speaker 11

  This is what, this is what makes me happy, bro. Look at this. How the fuck can I not be happy, bro? How the fuck can I not be happy?

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  So to answer your question, your original question, yeah, man, if you guys are trying already and I'm, I'm guessing... Pay wants a kid, obviously. You have to, you kind of have to go through it. You know what I mean? I, I would say, because if you just never.

• 1:03:31Speaker 11

  You gotta spend all the money, right?

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got it, man. I, I would do it because it's like, it'll be sick. Once you have a kid, it'll be awesome. And you can't like, if you try and then just say like, eh, you know, fuck it, let's just not do this. It's, it's gonna be, she'll probably be very sad. So.

• 1:03:46Speaker 11

  That too, but like, do, like, is it, like, is fatherhood worth it? Is my last question about this? Is it worth it?

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  It's awesome. No, I mean, that'd be sad if I was like, yeah, it's fucking overhyped, dude. It sucks. It's sick. It's all.

• 1:03:59Speaker 11

  Could be, could be.

• 1:04:00Speaker 01

  I think it all depends on the person. There's definitely dads that are like, this is way overhyped. I'm going to leave this kid. So.

• 1:04:07Speaker 11

  Yeah, no, that, that sucks. My childhood, my, my childhood sucked, so I want to have a good childhood for this kid. So I'll make sure of that. But like the, the whole process, like the pain, like the hormones, everything. Like, I was wondering if it was overhyped. Could be that you, you could be honest and say, well, this kind of sucks, but.

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  Uh, I mean, it's frustrating. It's very difficult. It's like an all encompassing time suck, but I, I think it's awesome. I just to give you, like, last night, I was sitting there. I was putting my kids to bed. Uh, like, you know, three and five, and we do a thing every night. We lay on the floor. It's called camp. We camp first before they get into bed because I gotta like, if I put them right into bed, they're like, I don't want to go to sleep. So like, let's camp. We lay on the floor. I make up stories. I had a, uh, and even now too, with making up stories, you can use chat GPT, which again, some people are like, don't fucking use that. Because yesterday I was sitting there.

• 1:04:53Speaker 11

  Cough out, bro.

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  No, dude, I'm telling you.

• 1:04:55Speaker 11

  You gotta use your fantasy. You have a fantasy.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  I do. I, I, I tell them stories from the dome all the time, but last night, my, it was actually yesterday during the day, my, my five year old was like, dad, what did goblin fart smell like? I was like, I don't know, probably pretty bad. And she, she's always like, ask your phone, like, ask your phone. What, like, what, what color does it make if you mix fucking green and purple? And, you know, all these questions I just ask Google, like, what color does that make? And then yesterday I was like, I wasn't getting a question. I, I asked chat GPT, like, what, what does it smell like? How bad are goblin farts? And it was like, gave me a very in-depth answer. And I was like, would you like a story about a goblin farting? And it gave me the sickest story about like a goblin army. There's humans on the edge being like, my wood, what does this smell? It was just fun.

• 1:05:38Speaker 11

  What did they smell like? What did they smell like?

• 1:05:40Speaker 01

  Uh, it was like a highly sulfurous smell mixed with like the flesh of nude. It was, it was pretty in depth. But then, so either way, so like, that was just a sidebar. But then, so we're laying there, we're doing camping at nighttime. I'm there with my kids and like, I'm like putting them both to bed. We're laying there. I'm, I'm, I was just telling them stories off the cuff. I had to do a story about fairies for Maya, then I had to do a story about mermaids for Chloe. And they need to be put in the story. If you tell them a story and they're like, yeah, but where are we in this? It's like, alright, fucking you guys are there too. You're fucking there.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  And, uh, and then so like, my oldest falls asleep. I finished the mermaid story and I like, just kinda like pet my, I was like, alright, you gotta get into bed. I put the three-year-old into bed and she just reached back and just kissed my arm and I was just like, oh, I just melted. There's a little, I will say a little kid like, right before they go to bed, just like giving you a little sweet peck on the arm after you hit the mermaid tail. It was so sweet. I'm still spinning off. It's like the best, honestly, probably the best feeling in the world, but.

• 1:06:34Speaker 11

  Bro, and that, and that's the thing I'm looking for. Like, uh, like shout out Le Mer, but she's probably gonna make some weird fish. Uh, but I, I like, I like truth be told, like, I don't, I, I like, she would be the greatest mom ever, like. So the, the, oh, everything, everything is perfect, but it's just the, the process of getting a kid. Like, if it would, it would be as simple as it normally is, it would be great anyway, but, um.

• 1:06:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's such a minor.

• 1:06:58Speaker 11

  That story that you told me that, that, that's just, that's the thing that, that's worth a million. That's the, that's worth more than 30 grand. That's worth a million if you, if you can pay it.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  If you can swing it, do it. You know what I mean? If you, I understand if you're like, bro, I literally can't swing that. Totally fair. But if you can swing it, yeah, cause otherwise, the cool thing about, once you have kids, you're like, holy fuck, like, you have so much free time before you have kids, but you can't appreciate it. You're just like sitting around like, I'm kinda bored. What should I do today? That's at least, that's how I, that's how I was. And then you have kids and you have like fucking no free time anymore. So then you get those little slivers of free time. It's like, it is truly amazing. And you, it's something to like, I don't know. It's like something to really pour your time and energy into, which otherwise would just get sucked into like, funding, funding fucking hatred GoFundMes and. So I, I would say it's one of the best things in the world. It gives your life a lot of meaning.

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  If you do it properly, or you can get into like negative parenting mode, which is like, this sucks, huh, and you can do that whole trip, but.

• 1:07:55Speaker 11

  Right.

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  It fucking rules. I think it's awesome. It's very hard. Josh, what do you think? Josh has fucking three kids.

• 1:08:02Speaker 12

  It's great, but it is a little bit like torture, like.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  It is torture.

• 1:08:07Speaker 12

  Yeah, it's tedious.

• 1:08:08Speaker 11

  But it's loving torture, right Josh?

• 1:08:10Speaker 12

  It's tedious.

• 1:08:10Speaker 11

  It's loving torture.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  No, it's torture.

• 1:08:12Speaker 12

  Yeah, just regular, what's it called where they just, they drop the one?

• 1:08:16Speaker 01

  The drip, yeah, it's a drip, Chinese drip thing, man.

• 1:08:18Speaker 12

  Chinese water torture.

• 1:08:19Speaker 01

  Chinese water torture.

• 1:08:20Speaker 11

  Death by a thousand paper cuts is what you mean.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  It's like by a, it is, it is torturous in the aspect of like, you're in bed, it's 8:15, usually fall asleep by 8:15, 8:30. One of them's got nap that was a little long, so now you're like, this motherfucker might stay up till 9 o'clock and you just, you're like, every day, you're like, they go to bed and it is a sweet feeling, you're like, fucking finally, they're sleeping and you have this little bit of free time, but when they eat into that free time by not going to bed, every minute of that is genuinely torture, just being like, come on. But I, I just lay on the floor, I lay on the floor in the room and I just slowly, I'm like, come on, you gotta go to bed and then like, I just use that as time to kinda like meditate and I just kinda lay there quietly and just chill. And then, cause otherwise, every time they're like, can I have some water? You're like, motherfucker, fuck.

• 1:09:05Speaker 11

  Bro, I got, I, I, I've, I've two cats, I have two cats, I, I sort of know what that feeling is like, but the only problem is they don't talk back and they scratch really hard, I hope kids don't do that, but we'll find out, I hope. We'll find out, I don't, I don't wanna take any more of your time, cause there's probably other bros that wanna.

• 1:09:19Speaker 01

  That's a great, that's a great question. I would say definitely do it and like, yeah, don't, and the whole process of it, it's like, you just gotta get them in there, it doesn't matter how you do it, get them in there.

• 1:09:26Speaker 11

  Exactly, exactly, some, some laboratory shit and we'll, uh, we'll get it done. Shove the money over to these Spanish people to get me back.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Send it to the Spanish Brujas.

• 1:09:40Speaker 11

  Honestly, honestly, I would almost, I was about to shout out the fertility clinic, because the, some of the doctors they have are way too fine and I haven't told my, my, my bisexual girlfriend yet, because their shots are way too great, but whatever, I'll leave it at that.

• 1:09:54Speaker 12

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 11

  I'll leave it at that.

• 1:09:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, instead of the porn, just be like, get one of these doctors in here to fucking J O I me.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  I'm not doing that. That's too much.

• 1:10:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, that might be too much.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  You have, I mean, you'll be at, you can hold him at dong point and be like, no jizz.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  I need the science to work effectively. I do need the science to work effectively. I don't know if I'm gonna do it that way, though.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  Well, best of luck, friend.

• 1:10:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, best of luck, dude. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Have a good one. Bye bye.

• 1:10:26Speaker 03

  You too, man. Bye bye. Hello, everybody. This is the end of the regular episode. Join us on Patreon if you want to hear the rest of the Zoom Jam. Have a great rest of your week. Goodbye.

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