Pod Insights Last Podcast On The Left Side Stories: Meatballs & Murder About this episode Henry & Eddie bring you this week's silliest stories and true crime news - Starting light with the dead newborn found in a Porta-Potty at Electric Forest Music Festival, "Mexican Batman" leaves local thieves tied to telephone poles in Jalisco, NY Grandmother suspected of poisoning her daughter and 4 grandchildren to death, Wisconsin Groomsman accused of shooting two people over meatballs, China's new Autonomous Self Driving Smart Toilet, Listener E-Mails, and MORE!
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1:01 Speaker 02 There's no place to escape to. This is the last.
1:04 Speaker 01 On the left.
1:06 Speaker 02 Side stories?
1:09 Speaker 02 That's when the cannibalism started.
1:12 Speaker 03 Side stories, yes.
1:18 Speaker 03 We're rolling.
1:19 Speaker 04 We're rolling.
1:20 Speaker 03 Rolling, rolling, rolling. Did you see this one little letter? I actually, you know, like, could you see this letter about the Cowboys? No.
1:27 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
1:28 Speaker 03 No, no, no, I'm talking about the letter about, did you see about the Cowboys kissing each other?
1:33 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, how they actually all love each other.
1:35 Speaker 03 I just thought that was really fun about this idea of like guys just going out there and just being like, it's like, no, no, there's nothing, there's nothing gay, just we kiss each other for competition.
1:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, we love it.
1:43 Speaker 03 The whole thing about getting close. It's just that's bars being, that's bars maximizing, that's boy maxing.
1:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, he also liked to watch furries have sex with each other, but they were all men.
1:53 Speaker 03 But, no, he said they're not all, but they had penises and vaginas and boobies. And so he said, that's okay. He said they got all, they got it all, it's like, can't be gay.
2:01 Speaker 04 I understand.
2:02 Speaker 03 But actually, that's the most gay of all, right? In a way.
2:04 Speaker 04 Yeah, furries, for sure.
2:06 Speaker 03 No, no, I'm talking about furries with human boobs, human vaginas. And human penises, all making love to each other at once. That ain't, it's not straight.
2:15 Speaker 04 No, certainly not.
2:16 Speaker 03 But you know, at the same time, it's cowboy life.
2:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, no, he's, he should just acknowledge what he loves.
2:22 Speaker 03 Of course.
2:22 Speaker 04 And love it.
2:23 Speaker 03 He loves people with every single part so that he can experience finally the joy of being a single cis hat white woman coming out his pan for pride month. Welcome to Side Stories.
2:33 Speaker 04 Yes.
2:34 Speaker 03 Um, my name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
2:38 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm. And I did it. I had the courage. I put on the Ghana jersey.
2:42 Speaker 03 And it was really wonderful. The response was wonderful. Ghana ended up, uh, going on to the next round.
2:48 Speaker 04 Yes.
2:48 Speaker 03 Which was huge.
2:49 Speaker 04 They're playing Columbia on Friday, you fucking pussies.
2:53 Speaker 03 Get you, hey, we dare you.
2:55 Speaker 04 Losers.
2:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, you fucking, you.
2:58 Speaker 04 That's right.
2:58 Speaker 03 You military armed, uh, you people run by a dictator that has easy access to California, pieces of shit.
3:05 Speaker 04 That's right. You bogota, fuck yourself.
3:09 Speaker 03 Well, honestly, I do, I wish, I wish good luck to all the teams.
3:13 Speaker 04 Yes, actually, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm rooting for Ghana. Ghana's been, uh, they're doing great.
3:17 Speaker 03 And you're, and honestly, it's really fun. People, really, you've, you've, you've embraced it and you are, I, I see you're glowing. It's like you're pregnant.
3:25 Speaker 04 I do feel stronger.
3:26 Speaker 03 You are, you look stronger.
3:27 Speaker 04 Yes. And if you, you'd hear about the witch doctor.
3:30 Speaker 03 Well, we talked all about this on stage when we did our live show just now over in London, Ontario.
3:36 Speaker 04 Beautiful. London, Ontario.
3:40 Speaker 03 It's definitely a city, but the people are wonderful.
3:43 Speaker 04 If you wanted to go to a place and do heroin in the street, well, London.
3:50 Speaker 03 That's where you want to be.
3:52 Speaker 04 Wow.
3:53 Speaker 03 Oh, that heroin is nice.
3:54 Speaker 04 Shout out to Grooves Records.
3:56 Speaker 03 Shout out to Grooves Records.
3:57 Speaker 04 They treated us well.
3:58 Speaker 03 They really, really did. And it is, but today's, before we even get into it, I want to say thankful, I'm thankful.
4:04 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
4:04 Speaker 03 For today's light episode.
4:05 Speaker 04 Yes.
4:06 Speaker 03 We have, it's, it's just uplifting stories. Uh, I think people come here for positive news.
4:12 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
4:12 Speaker 03 People come here for a John Krasinski-like lift to their day. You know, they don't, and we, yeah, we've discussed some really serious things recently.
4:21 Speaker 04 You know, for a man who wrote The Quiet Place, he just won't shut the fuck up.
4:24 Speaker 03 He just won't shut the fuck up. But John Krasinski, in John Krasinski's style, first of all, what we're gonna do here is show you, we're gonna tell you how happy this is.
4:32 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
4:33 Speaker 03 And we're gonna take all your money, and we're just fucking waste it. We're gonna waste it carving our wife's face and body to the point that she looks like a skeleton. But, yeah, that's why we're doing this. We're taking it back. We're taking back good news, cuz today it's light, fun stories.
4:49 Speaker 04 Yeah.
4:49 Speaker 03 Taking you back to side stories of yore.
4:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, absolutely. Everything's so light today that you could pick it up and you could throw it in a lake and it would never come out.
4:59 Speaker 03 And no one would ever know that it was there in the first place.
5:01 Speaker 04 That's right.
5:02 Speaker 03 So what I love about what we do here, right, so we went to London, Ontario, and in London, uh, for those of you that don't know, London, Ontario is the, is considered to be the serial killer capital of not just Canada, but North America. From nineteen sixty-seven, nineteen sixty-nine to like nineteen eighty-five, they, well, this is kind of their claim, cuz it's a very Canadian claim. But the, but the idea that it was, they called it murder city.
5:29 Speaker 04 They have a lot of murders there, but I don't know, eh, you know, Detroit's right over there.
5:34 Speaker 03 We still, and we had LA, I still wanna say like we had LA in the fucking seventies, we had Seattle Tacoma area, we don't, I don't think we're slouches over here.
5:42 Speaker 04 Camden, New Jersey, killed the shit outta people.
5:44 Speaker 03 Lot of them. But they had over four different serial killers operating at the same time, and we thought was really interesting is that there was the balcony.
5:52 Speaker 04 Doctors?
5:52 Speaker 03 Yeah, that, no, no, no, uh, no, they did, because that was with a license, they don't have a license to do it. But it was really fun, cuz they had the balcony strangler, they had the chambermaid slayer.
6:03 Speaker 04 Yes.
6:04 Speaker 03 And then they had the mad slasher.
6:06 Speaker 04 Cool name.
6:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, very Canadian, and all three types of white people.
6:10 Speaker 04 Yeah. And they changed, I like that they changed the slasher, the slayer, and what was the last one, the mangler?
6:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, the strangler.
6:17 Speaker 04 The strangler, the slayer, and the slasher. Yeah, so they they were like, we can't have, we can't reuse the adjective.
6:23 Speaker 03 Well, because they don't want to be redundant.
6:24 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:25 Speaker 03 Right? Because they got real writers in there. Um, so as I was looking at this, these stories, so ago that was interesting, and then came up the story of Dusty Bowers. Which is probably, it's, it's a bleak Canadian story.
6:38 Speaker 04 Mm hmm.
6:38 Speaker 03 So a woman had gave birth to a child. And what she did was, is I guess like there was a, the long story short is, there was obviously issues. She left the baby out in the forest to die, right? To be consumed by moose.
6:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, she went from dusty to dirty.
6:56 Speaker 03 Yes.
6:56 Speaker 04 In the snow.
6:57 Speaker 03 She wa- in the snow, yeah, she went from dusty to dirty to dewy. Uh, because she was covered in water. And so what the, so the Canadian police, they go and they investigate, they go talk to the lady and she's like, oh my God. I had a dream. I know where my baby is. And they're like, where is she? They're like, she's out in the woods where I left her. I mean, out in the woods. And so she has this, they go and take her, they believe her it's a dream. They go and they get the baby. And in the most Canadian cop-like way, they don't properly cross their Ts and dot their Js. They pick up the little baby and they wrap it up like it's evidence and they throw it in the fucking truck and it dies.
7:36 Speaker 04 What's wrong with that?
7:37 Speaker 03 Problem is, it was already alive. And so it was still alive. And so when they threw it in there and it seemed to create a situation where they just had to call it a mulligan.
7:46 Speaker 04 Yeah.
7:47 Speaker 03 Because they couldn't figure out what to do. So it was like the whole trial went into a whole conspiracy and it's just wild to me.
7:53 Speaker 04 Yeah. And it was. Two people in the audience knew her.
7:56 Speaker 03 Yeah, absolutely. But no one, no one thought, no one said anything about knowing the baby.
8:00 Speaker 04 Well, I mean, do you really remember any of your conversations with babies?
8:05 Speaker 03 When I've told them my secrets. You know, that's the best thing about a baby. You could tell a baby every single thing you've ever thought and they, you know, nothing happens.
8:14 Speaker 04 Oh man, I can't believe she was just like, my dream, it's in the woods.
8:18 Speaker 03 And you're like, oh yeah, oh yeah, where you drove, where you live next to? Oh yeah. And so.
8:24 Speaker 04 It's just like that Catholic dude or that Christian guy who like, they made a whole book about it. It was like, he's like, God spoke to me. My missing daughter is buried in this cabin in the woods. And it's like, you killed her.
8:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, God told you to do it and then God.
8:36 Speaker 04 You put her there.
8:36 Speaker 03 God told you to do it and then God ratted you out, bro.
8:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
8:39 Speaker 03 Like, what the fuck, bro?
8:40 Speaker 04 And now you wrote a novel? Go fuck yourself.
8:43 Speaker 03 And guess what? Who never tells you to do that? God. You know who tells you to do that? An agent from New York. That's who tells you to write a book. Here's God's not making any money on that. He doesn't care. He's not reading. God can't read. God's blind. God's dead.
8:56 Speaker 04 Yes, guy, that's why God can't read.
8:57 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:58 Speaker 04 He's fucking blew his brains out.
8:59 Speaker 03 And see, that was the, so that story led me to a really fun story that everybody sent us. Because, you know, when we do these shows, like, people want to hear local flair. They want to kind of hear, so. Everybody was like, oh, my God, did you hear this story? It happened right down south. They're like, it was right south of London and Taro, just north of Grand Rapids. And everyone's like, oh, my God, you gotta talk about this story. You got to talk about it on stage. Baby found dead in a porter potty at Electric Forest. That's what she wanted. So everybody was just like.
9:33 Speaker 04 Electric Forest is a, uh, it's not like a new weird Keebler Elf City. It's a music festival.
9:38 Speaker 03 Dude, Electric Forest would be so much fun to see a bunch of gnomes on ketamine.
9:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
9:43 Speaker 03 You know, that'd be fucking cool as fuck, dude.
9:45 Speaker 04 Yeah, so someone, so a raver was pregnant and had her baby and just left it. But they still don't, haven't found the mother.
9:52 Speaker 03 No, no, you, you know, I'd say you'd look for the mother for the, look for the leaking trail of baby.
9:58 Speaker 04 Yeah, I mean, well, they didn't find her.
9:59 Speaker 03 Well, no.
10:00 Speaker 04 Fuck.
10:00 Speaker 03 She went right back into the pit. This is the thing with EDM that I don't really understand is that y'all love dancing more than anything else. And I just feel like if you're showing up almost, if you're full on pregnant to the EDM festival, obviously, this is not somebody that's like doing all the work.
10:18 Speaker 04 No.
10:18 Speaker 03 You know, because they found the whole rig. It wasn't just the baby. It was the placenta and the umbilical cord and like they found a whole.
10:26 Speaker 04 The umbilical cord herself after she
10:29 Speaker 03 Holy fuck.
10:30 Speaker 04 Crapped it in the porta potty.
10:31 Speaker 03 So, thank you, Eddie.
10:33 Speaker 04 It took me a second to find the right word, but then I just went with crapped it.
10:37 Speaker 03 Perfect, yep. That's actually the only word to use. And unfortunately, it's really sad. And obviously, everybody gets mad about this. I just, you guys told us to talk about this.
10:47 Speaker 04 It's a light episode today.
10:48 Speaker 03 Light episode.
10:49 Speaker 04 No Epstein.
10:50 Speaker 03 No Epstein.
10:50 Speaker 04 No Iran.
10:51 Speaker 03 No drones.
10:52 Speaker 04 Jellyfish drones. We're not even gonna break it up.
10:54 Speaker 03 And I'm gonna talk about how Iran has a secret drone program probably, or they were giving them, them. Stuff or where or someone from the inside of the United States of America is fucking uh going against their government and selling them stuff on the inside or it's Russians.
11:05 Speaker 04 We're talking about babies and porta potties over here.
11:08 Speaker 03 Simple stories that people come to us for John Krasinski like stories.
11:17 Speaker 04 Is the good news network.
11:18 Speaker 03 You know, like.
11:19 Speaker 04 Who was playing the Electric Forest Festival? Any, any good acts?
11:22 Speaker 03 Actually, I'm more interested in that.
11:25 Speaker 03 There actually isn't a lot of information on this. They just note that again, the whole rig was left behind, the whole kit.
11:31 Speaker 04 Oh Cascade, I've seen Cascade.
11:34 Speaker 03 A guy named Excision.
11:35 Speaker 04 Excision, okay, yeah.
11:37 Speaker 03 I don't like any of this. I don't like any of these people. Who's Griz? I guess Griz is somebody you could give birth to a dead baby to.
11:45 Speaker 04 Could be Grease.
11:46 Speaker 03 All of these are play. Dude, the string cheese incident.
11:50 Speaker 04 Oh, multiple sets. Well, string cheese incident, you know, that's what you could say the umbilical cord was.
11:58 Speaker 03 Ew, ew. It's not, it's not a string. Passion Pit.
12:03 Speaker 04 Passion Pit?
12:04 Speaker 03 Oh, I remember.
12:05 Speaker 04 If you have sex in a porta potty.
12:08 Speaker 03 No, Passion, Passion Pit is for forty year old gay married men.
12:13 Speaker 04 Yes.
12:14 Speaker 03 Okay, that's what Passion Pit's for.
12:16 Speaker 04 You could say she left behind a dead mouse.
12:18 Speaker 03 I, cute. They're closing it out with T-Pain though.
12:22 Speaker 04 Oh, great. Oh, they're continuing on. Good. Yeah, you can't stop. Oh, Frost Children?
12:29 Speaker 03 That's what they, well, that baby was more of a.
12:32 Speaker 03 You see, but guys, this is the problem is that it really is, you very rarely see this at a country festival. I'm not blaming the music. I'm not trying to blame the music.
12:41 Speaker 04 Because there's no abortion there.
12:43 Speaker 03 You're right.
12:44 Speaker 04 You're right.
12:45 Speaker 03 Wow, Eddie. That's actually systemic. But I don't actually have ever heard of somebody giving birth in a porta potty in an Oz Fest. Never heard of somebody giving birth in a porta potty.
12:53 Speaker 04 Happened.
12:54 Speaker 03 Look it up.
12:55 Speaker 04 It's happened.
12:56 Speaker 03 Look it up.
12:57 Speaker 04 I think just this is the only one left behind. I think other people have been given birth in a porta potty and then took it with them. Give it to old white baroni. You know, you. I hate the old Italian white baroni. There is nothing worse than a deep Italian white. I really appreciate you um Googling porta potty baby. How many babies been born in a porta potty in a music festival? Yeah, I think we have, this might be. AI is not figuring it out though. AI has one job. To count them porta potty babies. AI has one fucking job. Oh man.
13:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, so it's not that common.
13:33 Speaker 04 Do you remember when that lady dumped all the um puppies at Coachella, in the dumpster at Coachella?
13:38 Speaker 03 God help us.
13:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:40 Speaker 03 Everyone's.
13:40 Speaker 04 That's worse.
13:41 Speaker 03 Light episode.
13:42 Speaker 04 Light, it's a light episode today.
13:44 Speaker 03 We're trying to do a light episode, okay? This whole thing is really just about fun topics.
13:49 Speaker 04 I'm not talking about the government.
13:50 Speaker 03 No, we haven't said anything about the government and the fact that we're probably fucking.
13:53 Speaker 04 For a porta potty, the government's not involved.
13:56 Speaker 03 No, you don't need permits for all these things and certain can't be pulled because of it. But Electric Forest, what is the super famous EDM festivals? Like it's like one of those big old, big old ones. Kind of like uh what's this, what's they do in Vegas?
14:09 Speaker 04 They're all, I can't, every time I, I can't believe any of them exist and then there is always like a hundred thousand people in all of them.
14:14 Speaker 03 Was it EDC? Was this so big overseas too? Big like big over like.
14:18 Speaker 04 It's a very popular genre that we don't understand.
14:21 Speaker 03 You know what it is, is that both and I, cause like I actually appreciate the idea of the people arriving just to dance, like the dancing and that's heavily focused on the dancing. I think it's really fucking cool actually.
14:31 Speaker 04 I've been forced to have like the best possible time you can have at like Cascade and Tiesto and stuff like that and I hated it.
14:38 Speaker 03 I know, but I could.
14:38 Speaker 04 I had like Tiesto like be like pointing at me, cause I was like in the booth next to him. He's like, huh? Great. And I was like, I, in my mind, I'm like, I need to get out of here. This is awful.
14:48 Speaker 03 It's just not for us. This is not our, it's not our speed, but I, I do so, I appreciate like, I appreciate the love of it. It just seems like, why does it say in my brain, yes, whole baby born dead with its umbilical cord and its whole rig in a porta potty? Yeah, it makes sense it's at an electronical music festival. You know what I mean? Of all of them, besides like a Phish concert, but even Phish, everybody's, they all got money now. They're all fucking boomers.
15:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:15 Speaker 03 So everybody's going to see those shows are boomers, they're not fucking.
15:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, they're all, yeah, they're all, they can't have babies anymore.
15:20 Speaker 03 Yeah, they're fucking, their eggs are rocks.
15:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
15:22 Speaker 03 All right, yeah, the men, yeah, menopause has turned their eggs into fucking statues of little people.
15:27 Speaker 04 Well, Phish was at this festival.
15:30 Speaker 03 Wow.
15:30 Speaker 04 They had to fish the baby out of the porta.
15:35 Speaker 03 I'm losing it, it's lost it right here, Henry, we need a better story.
15:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, we need a new story, yeah sure.
15:40 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I really miss the opportunity to book a boarded fetus. Oh, yeah. And then we're like, this could actually, we can, we can use, here at a boarded fetus, we want to use this opportunity to teach you, you can choose, you can choose the freedom of your own body, your body is your choice.
16:00 Speaker 04 Yeah, she had her own Guar concert in there.
16:03 Speaker 03 Ew.
16:05 Speaker 04 Ew.
16:05 Speaker 03 Well, let's move on to a new one. I'm just like, honestly though, before we move on, the people already don't like me. The, uh, the, the, who found it? Like, who's looking in the porta potty? Oh, this guy named Johnny Mandingo. That guy, he was at police. I feel like that was- I actually think, no, I think it was just some lady that went to go in there right after. You think so? Yeah, I think so. It's so dark in there, in the middle of the night, like- You don't want to go in there. Yeah.
16:37 Speaker 03 Oh, it's the guy who, the guy who drinks the toilets found it. Yeah, of course. Yeah, the guy with the worst job in the world found it. And it made his life even worse. He has a horrible job that he probably, hopefully gets paid good money to do, and then he has to find a dead baby, and then move on like he's a fuck in Vietnam. Where's his GoFundMe? Uh, you know, yeah, nobody gives a fuck about him. Nobody gives a fuck, no one's, no one's talking about that guy, it was like, oh my god, yeah, where's his, seriously? He needs to GoFundMe, I don't feel bad that Lizzo's record failed, I feel bad for that guy, yeah, I feel- That's who I feel bad for.
17:13 Speaker 04 That is officially worst job in America.
17:15 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah. Every once in a while, we found a dead child, yeah. Yes, and then I saw one time, one time I found not just one, but two, but three children all dead at once, tied together within vehicle, like a cord somehow, the three children had committed suicide inside of the woman. And I, but one time I found four quarters?
17:42 Speaker 04 It's a light episode.
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22:11 Speaker 03 Live from your grave. All right, here we go. Here's the next one. There's a Batman in Mexico!
22:18 Speaker 04 This is actually fun.
22:19 Speaker 03 Oh, dude.
22:19 Speaker 04 This one's actually, this one is nice.
22:22 Speaker 03 This is fucking technically awesome. Who knows though, because it's funny, because you know, the Mexican government's, right now, they are not happy and they're considering him like hurting people and that they, they quote-unquote robbers, he's been, uh, apprehending. They've been saying that they are the victims, but we shall see, won't we? They always come after the vigilantes.
22:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, so.
22:43 Speaker 03 Don't they, Brooklyn Devil?
22:44 Speaker 04 They do.
22:45 Speaker 03 Don't they? You know that. You know that they do.
22:46 Speaker 04 I love the Brooklyn Devil.
22:47 Speaker 03 I do.
22:48 Speaker 04 So, in, um, in the Lagos de Moreno, in Jalisco, they, uh, I think that's right.
22:55 Speaker 03 Jalisco.
22:56 Speaker 04 Jalisco!
22:57 Speaker 03 Batman of Lagos de Moreno. Out of the, Jalisco, Mexico.
23:01 Speaker 04 So they have a bike theft problem, bicycle and motorbikes, and this guy has taken it upon himself to, maybe it's one guy, maybe it's a bunch, we don't know yet.
23:11 Speaker 03 They know right now, it's, it is definitely several vehicles. They have several vehicles that they have picked up on, they know it because...
23:18 Speaker 04 This could be just the community coming together.
23:21 Speaker 03 Who knows? Yeah, it absolutely can, because they're saying they're having a problem. They're finding these young men, or mostly young men, middle-aged men, duct taped entirely to poles. It takes more than one guy to do that. I think so too. I think it does.
23:33 Speaker 04 Especially these guys, they're criminals, so they gotta be kinda tough.
23:36 Speaker 03 Oh yes. What do you mean, Batman and Robin? Well, that's what they're bringing up. It could be a Nightwing. It could be, um... Batgirl? Ooh, maybe. I'd like to think so. I'd like to see a little Batgirl in there. But see, what they did was, is that they duct taped him to the pole, and then he drew little whiskers on their faces.
23:56 Speaker 04 Yeah.
23:56 Speaker 03 Wrote "Rateras" on their forehead, which means thief, right? And then put a piece of pink poster board above them that described what they did. And so they have been... They've been beaten. They've been, they're all bruised up. Some of them got black eyes, bloody noses, all this shit. Uh, but they're following them around.
24:16 Speaker 04 But the police isn't, they aren't arresting the guys that are tied up to the poles, right?
24:20 Speaker 03 No, because there's no, there's no evidence.
24:23 Speaker 04 Actual evidence.
24:24 Speaker 03 That they stole anything, which is the problem always, right? With the vigilante is you can do the busting, but you have to then eventually figure out how to work with the police. Because then if they don't properly have the line of evidence and all that shit secured, then the courts can't do anything to them. Unless you're just gonna hang them from bridges and make them scared to do crimes, which I think is also just as legitimate.
24:46 Speaker 04 Yeah, they write the word rotaro.
24:48 Speaker 03 Rotaro.
24:49 Speaker 04 On their foreheads.
24:50 Speaker 03 They leave the bikes there? Yeah. Those guys' bikes.
24:52 Speaker 04 That's like the proof.
24:53 Speaker 03 That's so funny. Well, that's what they say, that that's the bike that they stole.
24:56 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's the bike they stole. But you know, there is no real proof that they stole the bike. That's the problem with this whole thing.
25:02 Speaker 03 Yes, which is always was one of the main issues. But everybody's saying it's more of a gigantic response in general to the neighborhood trying to take control of its own crime that like that's kind of overrun, running the city. So it does to me make sense that there would be a bite man. It makes sense because they need one.
25:23 Speaker 04 Well, they have their thing in Jalisco. Apparently there is like a, a band of female vigilantes.
25:31 Speaker 03 Dude, this shit's fucking awesome.
25:32 Speaker 04 This is the better story in my opinion. It's only like three sentences, so I don't even know what happened here.
25:37 Speaker 03 It's like they stole like armored cars, right?
25:39 Speaker 04 There's a bunch of female vigilantes have been patrolling the nearby state of Michoacan. Mi- Micho- how do you say it?
25:47 Speaker 03 Michoacan.
25:47 Speaker 04 Michoacan?
25:48 Speaker 03 Michoacan.
25:49 Speaker 04 Michoacan, uh, carrying assault, I'm sorry.
25:51 Speaker 03 You're funny. Eddie's learning. He's watching. I watched him watch the World Cup.
25:54 Speaker 04 Yeah?
25:55 Speaker 03 He's learning.
25:56 Speaker 04 I, you know, I, I'm dumb when I read. I'm dumb when I read English.
26:00 Speaker 03 You're nice when you think that.
26:03 Speaker 04 So anyway, these chicks are carrying around assault rifles to protect themselves from the fucking new generation cartel. And then these women warriors have built a homemade tank?
26:14 Speaker 03 Yeah, dog.
26:14 Speaker 04 And they set up roadblocks to fight the gunmen. So they are straight up, this is crazier.
26:20 Speaker 03 But also from what I have heard from people. Talking about what goes on in Mexico and people who live in Mexico is that, yeah, there is. Obviously, there is some high crime, there's some chaos. But for the large part, much like here in the United States of America, when we're dealing with chaos. There's still just families living and most people live a normal existence even within all of this craziness. But it, you know, we have been, United States of America, has been heavily meddling. Uh, within the, uh, Mexican people, like, you know, going after, doing all these, we're playing the games too. Now, now we're fighting the cartels, but also God knows what we're doing down there.
26:52 Speaker 04 Who the fuck, there's no way we would ever know.
26:54 Speaker 03 No, we won't. Yeah, the FBI is in charge, so. They built a kill dozer. Yeah, dude, it's fucking awesome. No, these chicks rock. Yeah, so I do understand it's a lot, but it's gonna be amazing when the fucking. I mean, you know, like, there's a lot of jokes here, you know, but no, no one really wants us to go through. All of them, right? Like, we don't want to talk about how that is how you can tell the problem with him keeping his. Identity a secret. Car's always jumping up and down and. And it's also really hard, you know, because obviously he has the, the commemorative horn.
27:25 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:26 Speaker 03 Because like, does the, you know, does the Batman theme.
27:35 Speaker 03 You know, that's a thing. Again, I'm trying not to be fucking, you know, I'm trying to be. Bad here.
27:41 Speaker 04 I mean, that would be awesome.
27:41 Speaker 03 I'm just saying, it'd be really cool if it turns out like you can know who the Mexican Batman is because he shows up. After a concert.
27:48 Speaker 04 Yeah.
27:49 Speaker 03 Making all the hot dogs with all the bacon wrapped around. I mean, like, that would be one of those things. We'd be like, he could do that too.
27:53 Speaker 04 Yeah, a Batmobile with rims would be fucking awesome.
27:56 Speaker 03 Oh, that's what I, to me, this is the comic book. Like, this is the comic book. Like, this is like, there's a comic book in here about. People within Batman's world being inspired by Batman to do things. You know, like, the idea of an actual Mexico City Batman that does it in his way is such a fun. Fucking idea. And I want it to be real.
28:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, it seems like it is real.
28:20 Speaker 03 Who knows? I mean, hopefully, you know, he never knows who's fighting for what, but. Just remember, sometimes we have to take. Care of ourselves.
28:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, amen.
28:29 Speaker 03 Yep, and we here at Last Podcast Network, we. Treat the Mexican Batman as a hero.
28:36 Speaker 04 He is a hero.
28:37 Speaker 03 And I want him to email us at side stories, L P O T. gmail.com. Cause I want to talk to you, because we've talked to other superheroes on this show.
28:44 Speaker 04 They're vigilantes.
28:45 Speaker 03 And we superheroes. We're gonna follow up with reckless Ben still too. He reached out this week, so. Great. Oh, really? Yes, because he's still been, his gag order, for those of you that haven't been following, his entire saga about bricks and minifigs. Go to reckless Ben on YouTube, watch his videos. Go watch his stuff on it, because he explains the whole thing way better than I can. But it is a, what's happening to him is extremely irresponsible, and we promise our goal is to speak with him as soon as he allowed, he's allowed to. And so here's our next one. Next story! Another fun story!
29:17 Speaker 04 Which one? Is this grandma?
29:18 Speaker 03 Yeah! Old grandma finally does something interesting. You know, cause grandmas, you got the spoil your grandmothers.
29:28 Speaker 04 They got the cook all day grandmothers.
29:30 Speaker 03 You got those nice grandmothers. You got grandmothers that keep it tight, you know, like if your grandmother's like fucking, uh, like Gillian Anderson.
29:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
29:38 Speaker 03 You know, there's those kinds of grandmothers now, because people having their kids later.
29:42 Speaker 04 It is hot grandma time.
29:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, it is. And guess what? If you are, uh, let's just say, if you like a fine, matured women, ooh, mm-hmm, there is a couple of them out there, my friend.
29:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, the future's great.
29:56 Speaker 03 It is, for us, that like MILFs. But not for this family, because this one gilf was not one I'd like to fuck, it's one I'd like to apprehend. But she did it to herself. She's a real gila. Grandmother I'd love to apprehend, but she's dead. So, this woman, Amy Stedman, 64 years old, young grandmother. She was found dead Tuesday afternoon inside an apartment in Mechanicsville. Holy shit. Mechanicsville. How brutal of a town is Mechanicsville in upstate New York? I would love to know. Side stories, [email protected] . Does crude come out of the taps? Like, it's going to those where we just pass by Petrolia?
30:34 Speaker 04 I think this is actually the only, uh, non-incarcerated family.
30:38 Speaker 03 Well, yep, the only one that, is that the only non-XCon family?
30:42 Speaker 04 Yeah.
30:42 Speaker 03 Historic Mechanicville, where we lie to every woman that comes in.
30:46 Speaker 04 Their police chief is called, his name is William Rabbit.
30:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's very cute. Yeah, Mr. Bunnies. So Amy Stedman, uh, she was found dead in her apartment along with her daughter Sarah Myers, forty-four, and her four grandchildren, Harper, Hudson, and ten-year-old twins Gavin and Graceland. So, days after the sick family members, they were found dead, Mechanicville Police Chief William "Mr. Bunnies" said, "The evidence strongly suggests that Stedman was behind what seems to be a group poisoning." One of the kids, one of the younger kids, said was died by, is died by sharp, fatal sharp force injuries, but we don't know what that means. The police are also saying they believe that there was a piece of, there was a letter,
31:30 Speaker 03 there was some evidence of saying that it seemed that that's what indicated that Amy Stedman, the grandmother, was the one that killed everybody and then killed herself.
31:36 Speaker 04 They're not looking for anyone else.
31:37 Speaker 03 Let's just say that. And the, uh, the main issue seemed to be, was that there was a, I guess the father of the family was, I guess, estranged.
31:47 Speaker 04 Out of the picture, probably a dick, who knows?
31:50 Speaker 03 God knows. And there, apparently there was a re-up on the child custody situation, where he was gonna finally be able to come visit them, that's what it seemed like. Like, one account I was reading was saying, they thought it was because he was gonna get custody, but it doesn't seem like that. It does seem like he was showing up. Something was happening, within their custody battle, that caused Amy Stedman, in the most New York grandmother way possible, to say, "If they, they're gonna take away my grandkids, nobody could have my grandkids." Cause I could sort of see my mom doing this.
32:21 Speaker 04 It's usually a very empty threat.
32:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, normally. But every once in a while, it's not, because that's why New York grandmothers have to be checked. Because New York grandmothers are fucked up. My grandmother was a literal Sicilian witch, okay? My grandmother, straight up, had family, like, she would talk about how they had family mob members that they knew, and how nobody talked. This is in the old country, in the old days, before the stupid Italian-Americans who got off and become, acting like they're in the Goodfellas. Day, they used to actually keep America, man. You know how they used to keep America? But killing everybody that said it. Alright, cuz Italy was fucking brutal out there. Besides all the beautiful bruschette, all the beautiful faccaccia.
33:06 Speaker 03 All amazing musa del. Alright, besides all that incredible food and all the fucking history there, they're fucking murderers, dude. They killed Jesus Christ. You know what I mean? It's bad over there, dude. So I can imagine grandmas being evil.
33:18 Speaker 04 Yes. Um, there is one more. I was just like, I was thinking in my head just now, like, has there ever been another grandma family annihilator?
33:27 Speaker 03 Cuz that's the big deal here.
33:28 Speaker 04 On a quick Google, I found nanny dos.
33:30 Speaker 03 Oh dude, we covered Danny Dos.
33:32 Speaker 04 The giggling granny?
33:33 Speaker 03 I'm gonna send you all the stuff. We did nanny dos. I will send you, dude. Nanny Dos was so bad.
33:39 Speaker 03 Yes.
33:39 Speaker 04 Also a poisoner.
33:40 Speaker 03 She was one, she's the big one. She was one of the only, when we covered her, it's interesting about nanny Dos. Is that she was one of the only female serial killers that talked about having a sexual nature to it.
33:53 Speaker 04 Oh yeah, she killed four husbands, two children, and one of her sisters, her mother, two grandsons, and a mother-in-law.
33:59 Speaker 03 Nanny Dos is fucked up.
34:00 Speaker 04 Wow.
34:01 Speaker 03 No, Nanny. Uh, this would be a good miseducation of Ed Larson. Oh, he needs to know.
34:04 Speaker 04 Oh my god, I wanna learn about her.
34:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, man, he's also fucked up, yeah.
34:08 Speaker 04 Dude, my grandma, whenever, she was so bad at being a grandma. You know, she never talked to me. I was recently sitting down, I was thinking like, what did my grandmother teach me? What did she tell me? And I couldn't, I didn't, only memory I could ground up was one I found that happened all over and over again. Where she would just tell me to sit next to her while she lit a cigarette and didn't smoke it. And then, and then I wasn't allowed to talk.
34:31 Speaker 03 Yep, wow. That's incredible. See, my grandmother used to do stuff where she used to poke me. She's a poke me and say, you're getting fat. Right? And then she also used to do stuff where she'd go, when she saw me eating chocolate, she'd go, chocolate'll give you a heart attack.
34:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:49 Speaker 03 And I'll remember with Jackie, she's a pinch Jackie under the table whenever she ate.
34:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:54 Speaker 03 Right, she used to pinch her when she thought she was getting too fat.
34:56 Speaker 04 God.
34:57 Speaker 03 And then she would just do stuff where she'd be like, you need to stretch out your fingers.
35:01 Speaker 04 Stretch out your fingers?
35:02 Speaker 03 She kept saying to Jackie, you're gonna be tall.
35:05 Speaker 04 You're gonna be tall?
35:06 Speaker 03 Yep, look at your fingers.
35:07 Speaker 04 You start with the fingers?
35:08 Speaker 03 You're gonna be, look at your fingers, you're gonna be tall.
35:10 Speaker 04 That makes no sense.
35:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, she was an old dumb bitch. Yeah, she was. Fucking dumb bitch, you know anything.
35:15 Speaker 04 Dude, my.
35:16 Speaker 03 You have no idea.
35:17 Speaker 04 My uncle's mom, I remember I ran into her, uh, she was, she was about to die. She's dead now. She saw me for the first time. She hadn't seen me since I was a child. It's been like 15 years. I, I, cause she's like, you're getting fat. I'm like, you haven't seen me in 15 years.
35:30 Speaker 03 I'm a forty five, I'm a forty year old man. What do you mean I'm getting fat? I just have bones now. I'm literally just full grown now.
35:37 Speaker 04 Also, I was born fat lady.
35:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, you were.
35:41 Speaker 04 Yes.
35:42 Speaker 03 It started like this for you.
35:43 Speaker 04 I love it.
35:44 Speaker 03 I know, cause you never had to be used to anything else. That's the best part of being fat as a kid. That's what they don't understand is that best part of being fat as a kid is that later on, like as you balloon in and out of weight as a human, as you go, getting back to fat, just comfortable. You ain't gotta worry about it, cause you always look like shit. That's the best part of having looked like shit always previously. But this isn't, this story is unique. It's very rarely happens. More information is gonna come out. I do think.
36:12 Speaker 04 What could possibly come out?
36:14 Speaker 03 Well, you know, I wanna read the letter.
36:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:16 Speaker 03 And I wanna find out exactly what happened. I wanna find it exactly like, we don't quite know what happened, but we.
36:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, I didn't hear the start, the sharp object thing till right now.
36:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, there was just one of them. That's, that's one of the.
36:26 Speaker 04 Does that mean she like put glass in the oatmeal or something?
36:29 Speaker 03 No, it sounds like she stabbed one of them to death.
36:32 Speaker 04 Oh, okay, like.
36:33 Speaker 03 It sounded like the poison, yes, or something where she didn't have enough.
36:36 Speaker 04 And then how'd she kill herself? Poison again?
36:38 Speaker 03 Sounds like it, yes.
36:39 Speaker 04 Alright.
36:39 Speaker 03 It's just she drank poison. So it is very fat. It's, it's interesting, very specifically in, uh, a female cis hat way to kill.
36:48 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:48 Speaker 03 Which is the poison, poison is.
36:50 Speaker 04 If she was a good grandma, she would've just killed the man.
36:53 Speaker 03 Exactly, Eddie.
36:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, you don't gotta kill the whole family, so they don't have to be with the man. You just kill the man.
36:58 Speaker 03 I think we have some young grandmothers that listen to our show.
37:01 Speaker 04 Yeah.
37:02 Speaker 03 I want you to always remember that, alright? Take it out on the guy. Or get the money, get the children and go. Get the children and go.
37:09 Speaker 04 Yeah.
37:10 Speaker 03 Cause just cause your daughter made these mistakes doesn't mean that you gotta do it, alright? Your daughter made the mistakes.
37:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
37:17 Speaker 03 And that's the problem. I get that. It makes me angry.
37:19 Speaker 04 You know, she, she could've been right, cause we have another story here of, of a man who did bad.
37:24 Speaker 03 Hmm.
37:24 Speaker 04 We did it.
37:25 Speaker 03 When?
37:26 Speaker 04 We, I, well, now.
37:27 Speaker 03 What?
37:27 Speaker 04 Again.
37:28 Speaker 03 Man. Doing bad.
37:30 Speaker 04 No.
37:30 Speaker 03 Once more.
37:32 Speaker 04 Um, a boyfriend dumped his, uh, he strangled his girlfriend and he dumped her in the woods. Uh, and, uh, when, uh, he did that, uh, he was such a fat loser that he had a heart attack and he died right next to her.
37:45 Speaker 03 All right. So this is one of those things I want to. I want, I can't stress enough. How important your health is.
37:52 Speaker 04 It's Alabama. The story comes out of Alabama.
37:54 Speaker 03 And Alabama, let's look at the, honestly, can we look at the obesity rates of Alabama?
37:59 Speaker 04 I think it's second to Mississippi.
38:00 Speaker 03 This is a, to me, this is systemic.
38:03 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:04 Speaker 03 What we're seeing here is.
38:05 Speaker 04 Heart disease in, in Alabama is gonna be pretty high.
38:08 Speaker 03 Percent of the adult population of Alabama are morbidly obese.
38:13 Speaker 04 Fourth fat estate.
38:14 Speaker 03 You know, and this is huge, guys.
38:16 Speaker 04 Trailing West Virginia, Mississippi and Louisiana.
38:18 Speaker 03 That's what this, this, what this is about.
38:20 Speaker 04 Really? I didn't think, I wouldn't have put West Virginia on the fat list.
38:24 Speaker 03 Oh, you have never been then, I guess.
38:25 Speaker 04 I, I thought, you know, I figured they're all walking up those hills, you know, drinking themselves and they.
38:29 Speaker 03 You think they're walking?
38:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think they walk everywhere.
38:32 Speaker 03 Nobody.
38:33 Speaker 04 I think they're just always dancing with their foot music.
38:35 Speaker 03 No, they arrest people who walk.
38:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:38 Speaker 03 They think people who walk are trafficking illegals. That's what they think. They don't, they don't walk. They don't walk.
38:45 Speaker 04 All right. Do you remember the West Virginia Jersey Shore where the guy died muddin?
38:49 Speaker 03 Yes.
38:49 Speaker 04 He's just like.
38:53 Speaker 03 Fucking cancel all that. And like you, you guys are, it's not, you know, you guys aren't good enough at life to have a reality television show.
38:59 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:59 Speaker 03 And so this is, to me, this is an example of like, once you hit a certain age, just because you might've used to be fit and you think you can do the things that you can use to do, cause this is a story of a guy that's really used to just like doing stuff and he doesn't understand that he's got limitations now. He's 44.
39:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
39:15 Speaker 03 And once you strangle somebody to death, that's hard enough as it is. And if you've never done any cardio and if you've not done any work, right? And if you, uh, like, it seems like apparently he had a bit of a heart condition as well, according to his ex-wife.
39:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, he was already had a problem.
39:31 Speaker 03 And so you know, he was already getting, you know, just the fight leading up to this was stressing him out. Right? Like just the yelling and the fighting up to this point, cause he's gra, you know, he's grabbing his arm all up and like, god damn it, you know, you know, if you say one more thing, you spoil another fucking episode of Purvis. I'm gonna fucking, I'm gonna do it.
39:50 Speaker 04 You go ahead and walk the episode, so it'll help me. You know what? He probably thought he strained his arm strangling.
39:57 Speaker 03 Probably.
39:57 Speaker 04 God, I need to, I need to be stretching before I do something.
40:01 Speaker 03 Ah, this is one of the hardest. Why is it radiating? Why is all the pain radiating all around? And so when they found her, she was laying there. He had dragged her. They're like, it's just kind of, unfortunately, it's very cartoony. Where they drove past the place and they saw that the abandoned, his abandoned truck was on and the door was open. The car was running with the radio going.
40:22 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:22 Speaker 03 And the door was open and then there was a trail leading to where he had dragged her out. And she was dead with her arms up mid drag and he's right next to her in the fetal dead.
40:32 Speaker 04 Yeah, he was fetal position. And then the person who found them thought that they had found mannequins.
40:36 Speaker 03 Of course, because they, that's common.
40:39 Speaker 04 Really?
40:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
40:40 Speaker 04 Of course. I guess I would be like, oh, someone left mannequin, because I guess I wouldn't jump to there's a dead body over there.
40:45 Speaker 03 Yeah, if you assume everything's a dead body, I honestly would tell you, you probably have PTSD.
40:51 Speaker 04 Yeah.
40:52 Speaker 03 So if you, yeah, that's why a lot of people, I feel like.
40:55 Speaker 04 They have it now.
40:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, they do. So, yeah, these people are fucked. But this is a, uh, they're, they're getting into it. It seems that they got into a bit of a fight. They must have. I don't think you just strangle somebody.
41:06 Speaker 04 Yeah. Um, the, uh, his, uh, apparently they put it out in obituary form before they realized that he murdered her. And, uh, they called him a country boy and then they took it down.
41:16 Speaker 03 He is one.
41:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:17 Speaker 03 I don't think you, I think you could still give him that distinction.
41:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:20 Speaker 03 I think he is a country boy, as a, as a matter of fact, I think that he is.
41:23 Speaker 04 He killed outside.
41:24 Speaker 03 He did. And he dragged her to his favorite place. And then he died there, which is honestly, almost in a way, it's very poetic. Isn't he gets to go right back amongst the trees, just like the Native Americans. They gets to full circle be amongst nature. One of the leaves. Uh, there he is amongst the roots.
41:47 Speaker 04 Oh, look at this. All right, we, we, we spoke, uh, poorly. Uh, he's not from Alabama. He's actually from Macon, Georgia. He just did the killing there.
41:56 Speaker 03 Look up the, I would love to look up the. City rates of Macon, Georgia. I got you.
41:59 Speaker 04 I mean, it rhymes with bacon.
42:00 Speaker 03 I would like to see if that is because again, this is about triglycerides.
42:06 Speaker 04 Yes.
42:06 Speaker 03 And this is also why I think.
42:08 Speaker 04 Thirty-five percent.
42:08 Speaker 03 Thirty-five percent, exactly the same.
42:10 Speaker 04 Yeah.
42:11 Speaker 03 I'm gonna, guys, this is about the men out there, okay? Listen, we gotta work on cardio.
42:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
42:17 Speaker 03 You can't just do the things you wanna do just because you think you can because you used to, buddy. It's not the same.
42:22 Speaker 04 Oh, they're, well, Georgia's nineteenth in fat people.
42:25 Speaker 03 No, because Georgian's got, because Atlanta tips scales. Because everybody's very fit and hot.
42:29 Speaker 04 Everyone's so hot in Atlanta.
42:30 Speaker 03 Yeah, everyone's hot and fit.
42:31 Speaker 04 God, that's a hot city.
42:32 Speaker 03 It is, it's hot, everybody likes to work out a little bit. The ones that don't work out are actually still kinda skinny.
42:37 Speaker 04 I bet Savannah's hot, too.
42:38 Speaker 03 Savannah is, from what, Savannah's on the older side.
42:41 Speaker 04 Oh, so former hot.
42:43 Speaker 03 Yes.
42:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:44 Speaker 03 Used to be super hot, now they're more of like the gelfs from our previous story.
42:48 Speaker 04 Oh.
42:49 Speaker 03 This thing also says that forty-four percent of the obese people are below the poverty line. Yes, very much so. They're poor and fat. Oh, yeah, no, it's right, it's very.
42:55 Speaker 04 Well, I mean, that is fucked up because the fucked up thing about that is.
42:58 Speaker 03 It's food desert.
42:59 Speaker 04 It's a food desert. Yeah, and McDonald's, your value meal is way easier, a salad's fucking twenty bucks now.
43:04 Speaker 03 It is, and to buy all the ingredients for the salad.
43:07 Speaker 04 Yeah.
43:07 Speaker 03 To make at home, right now, thanks to, we're not talking about this.
43:11 Speaker 04 Yes, we're supposed to keep it light.
43:13 Speaker 03 We're keeping it light.
43:13 Speaker 04 We're keeping it light.
43:14 Speaker 03 We're keeping it light.
43:15 Speaker 04 We're not talking about serious issues. The systemic food deserts.
43:18 Speaker 03 No, we're not talking about it, no. Keep it at light today, okay?
43:21 Speaker 04 A lot of people have to get their groceries at the Dollar General, we're not bringing it up.
43:24 Speaker 03 We're not gonna talk about the fact that it's almost done on purpose of the poor by the rich. But we're not gonna get into all that because, again, it's a light.
43:31 Speaker 04 We're keeping it light.
43:33 Speaker 03 All right.
43:34 Speaker 04 The grandmother killed her family, okay?
43:37 Speaker 03 And that was because she didn't like the person that had nothing to do with her.
43:41 Speaker 04 You know, all right, how about this, here's a light one.
43:43 Speaker 03 Okay, good, here's a light story.
43:44 Speaker 04 Here's a light one, uh, in Milwaukee wedding, a guy was eating meatballs with his hands. Cute, right?
43:50 Speaker 03 No.
43:51 Speaker 04 It's adorable, the guy's just sitting there, he's a groomsman, he's sitting there and he's having a good time.
43:55 Speaker 03 That kind of even, makes it even worse.
43:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, and then someone's like, hey, why eat you fucking meatballs with your hands? And so he dragged him in the kitchen and he shot him.
44:05 Speaker 03 Dude. Never, this is what I'm gonna say. If you see a guy who's at that point where he's got a meatball like an apple, if he's eating a meatball like an apple, don't talk to him. If he is at that point, yeah, it's a, it's a wedding, it's a wedding, and we might wanna talk.
44:20 Speaker 04 He's a groomsman.
44:21 Speaker 03 I would say the groomsman should be. Put together enough. Held to a higher standard. Where they're not eating the meatballs with their hands.
44:29 Speaker 04 Fight over meatballs. I just love the fucking scene. It's just like, it's just this beautiful wedding scene.
44:35 Speaker 03 And she says, wedding shooting, fight over meatballs. Right next to it. It's also fat. It's a fat fight.
44:42 Speaker 04 It is. It's another fat fight.
44:44 Speaker 03 And we covered this a while ago.
44:46 Speaker 04 Milwaukee's also big. There's some big people in this picture.
44:49 Speaker 03 Also, I hate it. I get it.
44:51 Speaker 04 Today's, this big people do wrong, maybe is today's title.
44:55 Speaker 03 I gotta start doing this. I wanna go to the farmer's market and be like, mm, have you had any of these red delicious? And then just like pull a big meatball out of my Tupperware. Ooh, these are good.
45:07 Speaker 03 These are really good.
45:10 Speaker 03 Ooh, yeah. You know how people eat apples with like a knife? You know, just eat with my, my meatball he's eating with a knife.
45:16 Speaker 04 Both the people lived, I wanna say.
45:19 Speaker 03 That to me then says, I just wish that, why bring a gun to the wedding?
45:24 Speaker 04 Well, it was in his car and he went out and got it because he was so mad and he brought it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he shot the woman in the arm and the leg and he shot a man in the back of the neck.
45:32 Speaker 03 Jesus fucking Christ.
45:34 Speaker 04 Yeah.
45:34 Speaker 03 Just let him eat his meatballs.
45:36 Speaker 04 Yeah, just let him have his meatballs.
45:38 Speaker 03 He probably went for easier access for the meatballs. And they're like, you're back out and you're still eating the meatballs?
45:44 Speaker 04 And he's like, shut the fuck up. You shut the fuck up. You back the fuck up. You back the fuck up. These are my meatballs. These are my meatballs, bitch. Yeah, so.
45:52 Speaker 03 That's why I'd be like, whoa, yeah, take them. Let's box them up.
45:56 Speaker 04 The victim, oh, the female victim said, uh, that, uh, that she's the cousin of the bride. And then she was in the kitchen area when she saw the groomsmen eating meatballs directly with his hands. She told him to use a plate and he punched her.
46:08 Speaker 03 How do you get in, how is he on the party?
46:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:11 Speaker 03 I feel like this is a family thing because this is one of those issues too with those, when you have to do mixed family and friends and mix all these people who've never met each other before. You know what I mean? Where that's, because you know this, you, we've both had weddings. You know, like when you bring the two levels of friends where you have like, there's the friends that have grown up. Like we, we dealt with this a lot as comedians that in a wedding, you'd have half the party where like other people from other walks of life that probably had like kids.
46:38 Speaker 04 People you're not ready to give up on.
46:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, kids and homes, but like literally like they, they all grew up.
46:43 Speaker 04 We all got a couple.
46:44 Speaker 03 And then there's the other cup, the other side of the friends that are all like your trash. These are the friends that I used to party with and I bring them places to make them. Fun to have the events be fun, but it doesn't really mesh with my new current life. That's what it feels like this might be where that guy is used to being like, who gives a shit? We used to eat meatballs from the tray all the time. Yeah. You fuckers usually like, oh, you know, no one said anything when I stuck my head in the soup tureen. Right? Like at the Bop Mitzvah, right? Like there's guys like that because there are guys that are like, he'd stick his head in the soup tureen. 10 years ago, everyone's like, oh, fuck, this is the most lit shit in the world. Being like, he's like, I thought you guys would think this was hilarious. Yeah. Because meatballs, me, meatballs in my hand, that's hilarious objectively.
47:30 Speaker 03 And then, no.
47:31 Speaker 04 He did leave behind a gift, apparently, an envelope addressed to the groom.
47:38 Speaker 03 I think he was embarrassed, man. Just one gift certificate to Maggiano's. You know, like. If someone called you out for eating a meatball with your hands at a restaurant, you'd be embarrassed probably, right? I'd say I'm sorry.
47:50 Speaker 04 I think a lot of it has to do with alcohol. The, you know, people, I've noticed as someone who went to a wedding recently with a bunch of youngsters and I had a great time and I loved how, but how happy they were. And I remember my weddings from the past, you, I, I, when you're young, you're so excited, you show up hammered.
48:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, you get fucked up.
48:09 Speaker 04 And then you got a flask in your pocket and there's free booze, you know, and it's just like, it, it's just a recipe for disaster.
48:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, and we just don't fight, we don't do that anymore. But yeah, it seems like it got really loose in there and they were not really, they were mad about the meatball.
48:22 Speaker 04 Yeah. So I would say.
48:22 Speaker 03 Maybe they wanted to keep the meatballs, but I would say if I see somebody, you know, just fucking box us up the meatballs, give them the meatballs.
48:27 Speaker 04 Yeah. Also, if you're planning a wedding, maybe no meatballs, do a bolognese.
48:32 Speaker 03 Interesting.
48:33 Speaker 04 Harder to eat with your hands.
48:34 Speaker 03 See, I like hand food. Swedish meatballs.
48:36 Speaker 04 Meatballs aren't hand food.
48:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, they are.
48:39 Speaker 04 They are, if they don't have sauce on them, they can be.
48:41 Speaker 03 See, what I do.
48:41 Speaker 04 Dude, I love a non-sauced meatball.
48:44 Speaker 03 Well, you know, I always do that.
48:44 Speaker 04 Oh, my God.
48:45 Speaker 03 When I make meatballs, I make like four meatballs for me while I'm eating.
48:48 Speaker 04 Yeah.
48:48 Speaker 03 And I eat those meatballs with no sauce because they're my favorite meatballs, a meatball on the fork is my favorite meatball.
48:52 Speaker 04 You put them in the oven and then you fry them to give them the shell. You do that? Oh, my God.
48:56 Speaker 03 I don't, you see, my mom grew up with the no fry.
48:58 Speaker 03 That's what I do there. I didn't know fry.
49:01 Speaker 04 Like my meatballs.
49:01 Speaker 03 I re- I bake them first and then I put them in the sauce because I'm trying to, you know.
49:05 Speaker 04 Oh, you don't fry them afterwards?
49:06 Speaker 03 I always, I bake them.
49:07 Speaker 04 I love when they have the shell.
49:08 Speaker 03 See, I put them, you can get the shell. You can get the shell easy if you do that at a super high temperature for a very small amount of time. So if you actually put the oven up to like four seventy-five.
49:18 Speaker 04 Do you do have good meatballs?
49:19 Speaker 03 I do, and I try. So I put the oven up four seventy-five, toss the meatballs in for like just twenty minutes. Get them to brown as fast as possible.
49:26 Speaker 04 Fuck.
49:27 Speaker 03 Then I put them in.
49:27 Speaker 04 How much, um, do you use a lot of, uh, breadcrumbs or just a little bit?
49:31 Speaker 03 I use, what I like to do truly, I over egg my meatballs. So I put a lot of eggs and I put a little bit of half and half in there, but then I try to make it, then everything's by hand feel. So then I add, I add breadcrumb, breadcrumbs by, by, because I kind of want it to be not so wet. But I want it to not be dry.
49:50 Speaker 04 Yeah. I over egg my mashed potatoes.
49:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, you like putting that, you put eggs in the mashed potatoes?
49:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, I put eggs in the mashed potato.
49:56 Speaker 03 Which makes them more bouncy. He does, he's been doing that. His mom taught him to do that.
49:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, you just crack two eggs in the mashed potatoes while they're all hot and then you mix it up and it cooks inside of it. It's fucking good.
50:05 Speaker 03 Yeah, it makes it like, it does. He does that. He makes it like thickens, thickens them up.
50:08 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I haven't made meatballs in so long.
50:10 Speaker 03 You should do it. Meatballs, I, we are meatball, I make a meatball for about once a week.
50:14 Speaker 04 That's the brighter side of this story.
50:16 Speaker 03 Meatballs.
50:17 Speaker 04 We're gonna have more meatballs in our life because this guy's a fucking pig.
50:20 Speaker 03 Whatever this fucking guy is.
50:23 Speaker 03 This is now a meatball show.
50:24 Speaker 04 Also.
50:25 Speaker 03 We have just went past these crimes. We're here talking about meatballs, which is the heart of the show.
50:31 Speaker 04 Yeah, man. See, I, I think it's fucked up that this guy used a gun. Because.
50:35 Speaker 03 Yes.
50:36 Speaker 04 Because he's not.
50:36 Speaker 03 He already punched the woman.
50:37 Speaker 04 You're not willing to use a fork. But you're willing to use a different instrument.
50:41 Speaker 03 Wow, what are we?
50:42 Speaker 04 Yeah, I think, yeah, I think if you're gonna kill someone or try to kill someone after eating with your hands, strangle.
50:49 Speaker 03 Can I ask honestly, where the meatball's sauced?
50:52 Speaker 04 We don't know. It's not in the article.
50:54 Speaker 03 If the meatball's not sauced.
50:56 Speaker 04 Yeah.
50:56 Speaker 03 The other people. We're wrong. Yeah. I'm gonna say that. If the meatball wasn't sauced, what are we fighting for? Yeah. Don't ask me, I don't give a damn. He's looking at 25 years. When have you ever seen an unsauced meatball at a wedding, though? It depends. Not at a wedding. Never at a wedding. Dude, nobody keeps pre-sauced meatballs? No, you have to show up early to an Italian's house. That's how you get a pre-sauced meatball. Well, you gotta hang out with the chef. Yeah, you gotta hang out in the kitchen. Yeah. And that's how you get the good shit. Early. Try this. Yeah. Try another one. Fuck yeah. Well, we gotta move on. We gotta move on. We're just talking about meatballs now. Which, again, I will talk about meatballs for the rest of the rest. Last Podcast on the Left is excited to collaborate with Audible. Audible has a massive range of ad-free crime fiction, nonfiction, and true crime podcasts.
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55:51 Speaker 03 But Eddie, can you describe, um, I want you to do this one last story.
55:55 Speaker 04 Sure.
55:55 Speaker 03 About the car that I should have, we should have got.
55:59 Speaker 04 The car, oh.
56:00 Speaker 03 This is what I'm mad.
56:01 Speaker 04 Yes, so.
56:02 Speaker 03 I'm mad that I didn't get this car.
56:03 Speaker 04 So my man, um, Mr. Pastrami.
56:06 Speaker 03 Yep.
56:06 Speaker 04 Uh, shout out to Round Table. He sent me this and he's like, you gotta buy this for Henry.
56:10 Speaker 03 I want it so bad.
56:11 Speaker 04 And I, and my response was, and it's, I now know that I'm wrong. I was like, not yet. Henry's not dying yet.
56:19 Speaker 03 No.
56:19 Speaker 04 Now you, you do want it.
56:20 Speaker 03 Oh no, of course I fucking want it. I don't need to be dying to enjoy myself.
56:24 Speaker 04 So, this is coming out of China. A Chinese technology firm called Uban has created an autonomous toilet to help people with limited mobility. Uh, basically it's a remote-controlled toilet that comes to your bed.
56:37 Speaker 03 Dude.
56:38 Speaker 04 And it fucking washes and wipes your ass.
56:40 Speaker 03 I don't give a fucking shit. I wanna see how much this is costing. Think about this.
56:44 Speaker 04 Self-driving smart toilet.
56:46 Speaker 03 Dude, at night.
56:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
56:48 Speaker 03 You gotta go to the bathroom.
56:50 Speaker 04 How many times are you getting up these days?
56:51 Speaker 03 Like three times.
56:52 Speaker 04 Me too. You're gonna be helped. It'd be nice if I just like can put my legs over. Fuck her comes over, he's like, I like you. Feed me, feed me so much. Thank you so much. God, I would love to look Julie in the eyes while I shit next to the bed.
57:05 Speaker 03 Hop on, partner. Time to take you to the rodeo. And then it just spins me as I shit, you know, I'm like, wee, wee.
57:14 Speaker 04 That'd be the funnest part. Doing loop-de-loos while you.
57:17 Speaker 03 Every fucking everywhere going, picking up the mail. You know, I come out, just actively shitting while I get the mail. Actively shitting while I go grab my food.
57:27 Speaker 04 I ain't exposing myself. I got a blanket on top of me. I'm pissed.
57:30 Speaker 03 You can't see anything because my belly's covering my dick and balls.
57:33 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so, so what it does is it empties itself into an actual toilet.
57:40 Speaker 03 That is the most incredible thing I've ever, this is, I want this.
57:44 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:44 Speaker 03 Why is this? Just for dying and old people.
57:46 Speaker 04 Yeah, they could use this at the EDM festival.
57:49 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, tell me about that. Then the baby could be driven by the robot to the hospital. You know what I mean? Cause then it could sense, Eddie, it's amazing.
57:57 Speaker 04 Special delivery.
57:59 Speaker 03 That's how we keep any baby.
58:01 Speaker 04 Quick, which way to the maternity ward?
58:03 Speaker 03 Uh, anyway, that way. I feel like I'm. It says you're not meant to poop in it. What are you fucking? It's meant for a quick leave. Oh, fuck this shit. Oh, fuck. You can't comfortably poop. You can.
58:15 Speaker 04 You can poop in it.
58:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course, because it's in my house.
58:17 Speaker 04 You gotta get it out.
58:18 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's in my fucking house, dude. No, fuck you, dude. That's some Chinese trickery. That's what that is. That's some Chinese ass trickery trying to fucking wooden the living fuck. That is, I'm angry, dude. This is a trap. It's a prank.
58:30 Speaker 04 They have ultra violence sterilization, uh, sterilization to kill bacteria. That's nice.
58:35 Speaker 03 What does it matter if you can't dump in it?
58:37 Speaker 04 Nice. Get, you never get rid of your pee pee particles.
58:41 Speaker 03 My pee pee particles ain't that stinky.
58:43 Speaker 04 Uh, well, yeah, mine are. I got that vitamin B2, dude. It's making my pee pee particles all kinds of stinky. I love it.
58:53 Speaker 03 You know, that's why you gotta flush the lid of the toilet, cut, close the lid to the toilet. That way, when you flush, your pee pee particles don't fly up in the air and get on your toothbrush.
59:01 Speaker 04 That is true. That is what you should do, absolutely. I learned that from a man.
59:04 Speaker 03 Yeah.
59:04 Speaker 04 Yeah, it's a man named Pee Pee Particles.
59:06 Speaker 03 Yeah, but I know.
59:09 Speaker 03 Hello, I couldn't help but notice you put pee pee particles everywhere. And that's why I'm here. It's me. Now, Mr. All, I'm on senior. Pee Pee Particles.
59:19 Speaker 03 No, I, uh, I'm mad.
59:21 Speaker 04 You mad you can't shit in it?
59:23 Speaker 03 It's 13 grand and I can't fucking shit in it. Fuck you.
59:26 Speaker 04 It's four grand.
59:28 Speaker 03 Oh. I think the price varies.
59:29 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
59:31 Speaker 03 Well, I paid 13 grand if I could shit in it.
59:33 Speaker 04 You, you would go up that high? You go up an extra nine thousand.
59:37 Speaker 03 If it can.
59:38 Speaker 04 Just to shit in it.
59:39 Speaker 03 If it can climb stairs.
59:40 Speaker 04 If it can.
59:42 Speaker 03 If I can shit in it and it can go upstairs. That would be.
59:48 Speaker 03 It's got a grinder in it. No, I know, dude.
59:51 Speaker 04 Oh, man, that's awesome.
59:53 Speaker 03 So can you do it for espresso and for cold brew? Do they have what, what, what are the levels on the grind?
1:00:00 Speaker 04 Oh, man, this makes me want to get old so bad.
1:00:03 Speaker 03 See, I feel like Eddie, this is what I'm saying, I hate it. I also hate it when they make the urine brown in it. They made the fake wastewater in it.
1:00:12 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
1:00:13 Speaker 03 It's like brown.
1:00:14 Speaker 04 Yeah, well, it's probably diarrhea.
1:00:16 Speaker 03 Hopefully.
1:00:17 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:00:18 Speaker 03 I also the assume maybe.
1:00:21 Speaker 03 Yet if you're older, you are shitting more liquid.
1:00:24 Speaker 04 Oh, they say it's got similar technology as a Roomba.
1:00:36 Speaker 03 Just scare the shit out of Wendy.
1:00:42 Speaker 04 Oh, wow. Yeah, but this is great, man.
1:00:44 Speaker 03 I'm out of China.
1:00:45 Speaker 04 Why are you mad at them?
1:00:47 Speaker 03 They're lying.
1:00:47 Speaker 04 They're helping, this is an advancement.
1:00:49 Speaker 03 No, dude, not unless you can shit in it.
1:00:51 Speaker 04 It is getting you closer to your poo poo.
1:00:55 Speaker 04 Remote control car.
1:00:56 Speaker 03 I know, but I want to shit in it. All right, I want to be able to shit in it and until that, until that happens, there's no point. The piss is able not to be anything truly. Piss is easier to contain on your body than poop.
1:01:10 Speaker 04 When Henry was a kid, he destroyed so many power wheels.
1:01:13 Speaker 03 I did, I did. But that's what, do you know what I mean? Right, like you got rubber sheets, you got all the different stuff, except for that, I do send you that one, there's one, um. There's one series of videos I send to Eddie all the time of this, like one family dealing with. A lar- very large, development disabled boy that's like probably six and a half feet tall. Ripping their home to shreds, right, it's really kind of scary, they got to bolt them down all the chairs, he like, they have to bolt their. refrigerate the wall.
1:01:43 Speaker 04 There's gates everywhere.
1:01:44 Speaker 03 It's really intense.
1:01:44 Speaker 04 It's like, it's crazy. It's like, these people, it's like.
1:01:47 Speaker 03 It's very exploitive. It's extremely exploitive.
1:01:49 Speaker 04 I don't know if it is.
1:01:50 Speaker 03 I just don't, I don't, either way, I just think it's icky, but.
1:01:53 Speaker 04 But you're the biggest fan.
1:01:55 Speaker 03 I keep sending you the videos because the way they have to wrap the bed for the amount that he urinates. Yes. They have to put two rubber sheets on it, then they put wicking sheets on it, then they wrap him in several blankets because of just how much urine he emits at night.
1:02:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:02:08 Speaker 03 And I feel like that's the thing, that urine can be captured.
1:02:11 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:02:12 Speaker 03 I think it's poo poo that needs to be dealt with.
1:02:14 Speaker 04 See, I don't find it exploitive because they clearly love him.
1:02:18 Speaker 03 Yes, but they are putting it on the internet.
1:02:20 Speaker 04 You know, if you're making money, God bless them. I'm sure their bills are fucking through the roof.
1:02:25 Speaker 03 Oh, I mean, I do understand that. It's very, it's a comp, I would say it's a complex.
1:02:29 Speaker 04 I don't think they're exploiting him. I think they're showing us how hard their life is.
1:02:32 Speaker 03 They are, but then also, but then in that way, it is sort of exploitive. But I also get it. I got, I get, I kind of get both.
1:02:39 Speaker 04 Yeah, I get both.
1:02:40 Speaker 03 But I was just saying about how you'd be crazy, you'd be surprised how much urine somebody can make.
1:02:46 Speaker 03 That's what this light episode was all about. All right, it was how much urine you can potentially make, which is honestly half a gallon. So I think it's time for some listener emails.
1:02:57 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, which I think is kind of stays on topic.
1:03:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, I love this one. So we asked last week the question about human foie gras and about if you get to a certain weight point, what happens to your liver? Like they used to do with geese, where they go and they force feed them delicious aromatic foods, and then they take their liver and they grind it into pate. I'm wondering if the same thing could happen. I got a very interesting email. So I'm sending the source from this medical article. This was from the NIH.
1:03:33 Speaker 03 It cites regular human hepatocyte steosis at 5% and quote unquote grade three severe steatosis as 67% or more, meaning human fat content in the liver can exceed 67%, which is higher than foie gras. So like, that's a higher than the fat amount that would be in a normal foie gras from a geese, right? So it's definitely possible for human livers to reach foie gras ratio of steatosis to functional hepatocytes. So medically, it would look the same. However, mammalian livers, including human livers, are susceptible to infection by parasitic
1:04:17 Speaker 03 flukes such as Clonorchus sinensis and Optyscorpus verini, which is, I had a great Optyscorpus verini over at Mother Wolf, which is quite good. And they are known, those are known to cause cancer. Additionally, prions have been found in liver tissue. So generally, eating human foie gras is medically unsafe. Aside, of course, it's human. Yeah, yes, of course. But he was saying, aside from all the moral issues, right? Whatever. Mostly adding this part for whatever FBI agent has to read this is the results of me feeling the need to answer your thought experiment. Also, orcas eating only liver means other animals get to eat the rest, contributing to nutrient fall and marine snow for a larger ecosystem. So it's not always full. Oh, all right. Have fun.
1:05:02 Speaker 04 Dude, I watched this fucking awesome orca documentary on the flight. Yeah, you're saying, dude, it was, it was all about how they, you know, they do the thing where they like do to make the waves and knock the seals off of the ice sheets and stuff like that. And so they wanted to film all of it, just all the orcas like doing it and working as a team, which is because it's like the coolest way animals hunt. But the thing was, they never, they were doing something they never seen before. They had one seal. It got up on a, like a big old iceberg, like a real big one. They're like, they're never, the orcas are never getting the seal off of this one. The fucking orcas worked as a team and head butted the iceberg until it broke up. That's fucking awesome.
1:05:38 Speaker 03 Yeah, yeah. Then they, then they ate the seal. It was fucking awesome, dude. Man, that's so fucking cool. Honestly, it's very, it's intense.
1:05:46 Speaker 04 Yeah, I know. I had a great time watching it. It's intense. But I, you know, what I was saying, it's kind of cool. Thank you, Air Canada. And it's good. The whales gotta eat.
1:05:54 Speaker 03 Whale gotta eat.
1:05:55 Speaker 04 They gotta eat.
1:05:57 Speaker 04 Uh, but yeah, that was a lot of fun. Oh, uh, guys, uh, before we go, I just want to make sure everyone knows that we only got two JK Ultra shows left.
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1:08:25 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:08:26 Speaker 04 It's Amber's birthday this week, and so we're Julie and I are gonna take over and host it. We're gonna have some fun. Pat Barker from the show is gonna be there. I'm very excited. Uh, that's gonna be fun. That's gonna be over at the clubhouse at seven P M. That's free. So if you're in town, come and check that out. That's gonna be a blast. It's a really quick, easy show. And then I'm going, I'm doing my tri-state area tour.
1:08:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:08:47 Speaker 04 Tickets are low for each one of these shows. So if you want to come to any of them, make sure you hop in there now. I got July 10th, salute to Bethlehem with Ruby Deer and Disney Dan Becker. That's gonna be amazing. We got very little tickets left for that in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Newark, New Jersey on, uh, July 12th, July 13th, City Winery in New York. I'm co-headlining with Kirsten Michelle Sills. And I got a bunch of chuckle hunters and it's gonna be a big show. I got three chuckle hunters. I'm keeping them as a surprise for you guys. If you're Roundtable fans, come and check that show out. Um, then right after the Oklahoma City on July 19th, I'm gonna be in Dallas, AKA Plano, Texas.
1:09:27 Speaker 04 At Mic Drop, come and check that show out. Henry and I only got a couple tickets left. Uh, we're doing Ed Larson and Friends at the Comedy Store.
1:09:35 Speaker 03 Come on out.
1:09:36 Speaker 04 That's gonna be July 26th. There's literally only 10 tickets left. So if you want to come to that, you better get in there. It's gonna be in the Belly Room. Henry and I are co-hosting. And then I'm gonna do a set at the end and I got some friends there. Nicole Buchanan, shout out to you and John Grace. You're gonna have a lot of fun. And then one of my Chicago shows sold out.
1:09:54 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:09:54 Speaker 04 So Saturday in Chicago was sold out. You can't get tickets to that anymore, but I got a ticket. I, we opened up a show on Friday. That's July 31st at the Lincoln Lodge. Come and see that show. It's a late night show, 10 P M. I do got a lot of shows and don't forget in August 16th, Dead Men Tell Some Tales here, D23 Weekend at Dynasty Typewriter. We're doing, bringing that show back and my boy Henry's gonna be there for that as well. I've got so many more shows coming down the pipe, DC, Milwaukee, Denver, San Francisco, Nashville, Rochester. Go to eddytunes.com to get access to all those shows. And also before we go, Rob's been twitching. Rob's been twitching and not just season. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's over on Twitch.
1:10:39 Speaker 04 Yeah. What's your, what's your handle on Twitch?
1:10:41 Speaker 03 Uh, at Rob Oki on Twitch.
1:10:43 Speaker 04 At Rob Oki. Go check it out. You've been twitching. You've been watching shit and hanging out with people.
1:10:47 Speaker 03 Yeah, we just watched the whole Backrooms YouTube series last night.
1:10:50 Speaker 04 The whole Backrooms YouTube.
1:10:52 Speaker 03 It was two and a half hours long. It was great.
1:10:54 Speaker 04 You've got work to do.
1:10:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, you've got to be fucking. I need to take a break over here.
1:10:57 Speaker 04 No, I'm glad you're doing it.
1:10:58 Speaker 03 That's a break?
1:10:59 Speaker 04 This is the problem. He's doing that thing. We start to be like, you can't monetize all your bumps, Rob. You're gonna freak out.
1:11:03 Speaker 03 No, but come check it out. It'll be fun.
1:11:06 Speaker 04 It's amazing. Uh, yeah. We love you guys. Thank you for hanging out with us.
1:11:10 Speaker 03 Love you. Hail Satan.
1:11:11 Speaker 04 Hail, uh, hail Grooves Records. Yeah. That place was really cool.
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