Pod Insights Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang “Show H*le At iHe*rt” (w/ Aaron Jackson + Josh Sharp) About this episode Matt and Bowen are joined by Josh and Aaron. Is there more you need to know than that? Josh shows hole. The first time ever to be done at iHeart. Take note!
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0:52 Speaker 01 We've been talking about QP mayo for a minute now, and wow, so many of you already love this stuff.
0:58 Speaker 02 And if you're thinking, wait, what is QP? Do you not have the internet? It's the OG Japanese mayonnaise, the one with the red cap.
1:07 Speaker 01 What makes it different? Egg yolks. QP is made with egg yolks only, giving it this rich, umami flavor that elevates everything.
1:15 Speaker 02 Chefs use it, restaurants use it, where chefs work, of course. Food and flavor lovers use it.
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1:32 Speaker 03 Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Why? Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes, goodness. Yeah. Las Culturistas.
1:41 Speaker 01 Ding dong!
1:42 Speaker 02 Dong!
1:43 Speaker 01 Las Culturistas calling. I actually came in today thinking, who is gonna do the ding and dong? Are they gonna take that from us?
1:50 Speaker 02 You never know. They're actually respecting the structure, the decorum of this hallowed space.
1:57 Speaker 01 What are you saying? Because they can hear you, I can't.
1:59 Speaker 04 I'm doing subliminal messages to your audience. Y'all, y'all keep doing what you do.
2:04 Speaker 02 Honey, what's super liminal? Us. We are, we have the mics.
2:08 Speaker 04 Satan is your king.
2:09 Speaker 01 We heard that.
2:10 Speaker 02 We heard that.
2:11 Speaker 01 And we just wanna say, you can say that as loud as heck.
2:14 Speaker 02 Why you whisper that?
2:16 Speaker 04 You can still listen to Sabrina Carpenter, but listen to Bjork even more.
2:19 Speaker 01 Excuse me. Sabrina Carpenter is the devil's music doll. Yeah.
2:23 Speaker 02 Have you heard the new Madonna track?
2:25 Speaker 04 Venmo sixty-nine cents to Josh hyphen Sharp.
2:29 Speaker 01 What do you need that type of money for?
2:31 Speaker 04 If I get a hundred and fifty dollars, I will buy Fuego's. They're dance shoes I want for line dancing.
2:37 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, you love Fuego's.
2:39 Speaker 04 Ding dong, Los Culturistas calling.
2:42 Speaker 01 Great, host it.
2:43 Speaker 02 Host it, go.
2:44 Speaker 04 Hello, I'm Jonathan Groff. Ding dong, Los Culturistas calling. I'm joined with, of course, Lea Michele.
2:51 Speaker 05 Hello.
2:55 Speaker 04 We know each other from the way back.
2:57 Speaker 05 Yes.
2:57 Speaker 01 When did y'all meet?
2:59 Speaker 05 We met, um, doing Spring Awakening off Broadway.
3:03 Speaker 04 Yes.
3:03 Speaker 01 Stop it.
3:04 Speaker 04 Yes.
3:05 Speaker 01 Well, then we made the famous leap to Broadway.
3:07 Speaker 04 One of the more famous leaps.
3:09 Speaker 02 Now, what did you think of the time that you guys were trying to get into the Tonys while Bowen, Yang, and Matt Whitaker were also, um, had run to the bathroom and we were all, the four of us were all stuck outside the Tony's doors?
3:20 Speaker 04 We loved that. Oh, we loved that.
3:23 Speaker 01 Y'all remember that?
3:24 Speaker 04 Always. We talk about it daily.
3:26 Speaker 05 I want a Tony.
3:28 Speaker 01 You just might get one, girl.
3:29 Speaker 05 It might be my year.
3:30 Speaker 01 It might be your year for chess.
3:32 Speaker 04 Is Marla gonna win a Tony?
3:33 Speaker 02 Oh, I hope so.
3:34 Speaker 05 I hope so.
3:35 Speaker 02 That would be so funny.
3:36 Speaker 05 God, she deserves it.
3:37 Speaker 04 It's so funny.
3:38 Speaker 01 You think it will be funny?
3:39 Speaker 05 Yes, I think everything.
3:40 Speaker 02 I think it would be beautiful.
3:41 Speaker 05 I think everything Marla Mendel does is funny, especially winning awards.
3:47 Speaker 02 It would be hilarious.
3:48 Speaker 01 Well, see Titanic.
3:49 Speaker 05 See Titanic on Broadway.
3:50 Speaker 01 See for yourself the quality and caliber of that performance. I think we can call it Tony-worthy.
3:54 Speaker 05 It's incredible. Opening, we went to opening.
3:57 Speaker 02 Yes.
3:57 Speaker 05 Um, and we were on like the third row and we laughed really hard at this joke. Everybody loves semen except lesbians. And we laughed really hard and Marla pointed at us and went, oh, lesbians. And then she clocked it was me. Josh, she went, oh, hi.
4:13 Speaker 04 Opening night.
4:16 Speaker 05 She was like, I literally thought you were lesbians.
4:18 Speaker 04 In her defense, we were dressed like lesbians.
4:20 Speaker 05 I was wearing like a silk tank top.
4:22 Speaker 02 Like this?
4:23 Speaker 04 And I had a big hat, a big wide brimmed hat.
4:25 Speaker 05 Yeah.
4:26 Speaker 02 Now, this is actually a huge historic moment for the two of you because I feel like you have not had this kind of hair, um, sort of synchronicity in years.
4:34 Speaker 05 In a long time.
4:35 Speaker 02 Are you, I guess.
4:37 Speaker 05 Are you technically longer? I don't know, maybe I'm longer.
4:40 Speaker 01 No, you're longer.
4:41 Speaker 02 You're both flirting with broccoli cut. You both have gorgeous bangs.
4:45 Speaker 04 Mod.
4:45 Speaker 02 Mod.
4:46 Speaker 01 Mod.
4:46 Speaker 04 Mod it down.
4:47 Speaker 01 The mod squad here.
4:49 Speaker 05 The mod squad. I grew out, um, I grew out a short haircut into a shag and then I decided to commit to the shag.
4:54 Speaker 04 Hmm.
4:55 Speaker 05 Commit to shag for spring, but now it's, well, no, it's still spring. It's still quite some time.
4:58 Speaker 04 Absolutely.
4:59 Speaker 01 Speaking of committing to shag for spring, it must be a little warmer than it just was. Because today I was walking around and bodies, bodies, bodies of the film.
5:08 Speaker 05 What does Ryan Jones's friend call it? The skankwinox.
5:11 Speaker 01 It must be the skankwinox today because I saw that some of the sluttiest men, straight, gay and otherwise.
5:18 Speaker 05 It's the day where everyone decides like, now I will wear my slutty summer clothes.
5:21 Speaker 04 Don't forget I'm wearing a jockstrap right now.
5:23 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah, me too.
5:24 Speaker 02 I didn't, forget.
5:25 Speaker 01 He showed us.
5:25 Speaker 04 Would you like to see my ass again?
5:27 Speaker 01 Come on. We can do that, I think.
5:29 Speaker 04 It's not for them, it's for their reaction.
5:31 Speaker 01 A lot of them went running, a lot of this, this, are, so you're just gonna show us your ass?
5:35 Speaker 05 Oh, you said you're not, you're not gonna point it to camera? Not for them. Okay.
5:38 Speaker 01 Go ahead.
5:39 Speaker 05 Go ahead.
5:39 Speaker 04 Go ahead.
5:41 Speaker 01 Go on.
5:41 Speaker 04 Wow.
5:42 Speaker 01 You're bent over in a way that would suggest and full on even.
5:47 Speaker 05 You did not.
5:48 Speaker 01 You did not. You spread the truth. That's the first time I think we've been shown hole on.
5:54 Speaker 04 That can't be true. Nicole Kidman didn't show hole.
5:57 Speaker 05 Sarah Paulson didn't show hole.
5:58 Speaker 01 They were dying to the whole time.
6:00 Speaker 05 They wanted to.
6:00 Speaker 01 They were like, can I show hole? We were like, probably.
6:03 Speaker 05 I'm also wearing a jockstrap because we're gonna go to the jockstrap happy hour after this.
6:07 Speaker 04 You know what's fascinating? Cause Sam Taggart is gonna, is doing a podcast in this very building right now.
6:11 Speaker 05 Straight in your lab.
6:12 Speaker 04 Also going.
6:13 Speaker 05 Bleep that out.
6:13 Speaker 01 Straight in your lab.
6:14 Speaker 05 Bleep that out.
6:15 Speaker 04 Bleep this whole episode out. Also going to Jockstrap Happy Hour, that's very, you know, the cinematic universes will.
6:21 Speaker 02 I know.
6:22 Speaker 04 True heads could listen to both episodes knowing they're leading towards that.
6:25 Speaker 02 Do you think he's talking about it on his app?
6:26 Speaker 05 We should text him and say, please mention.
6:28 Speaker 04 Please, speak on it.
6:29 Speaker 02 Oh, I love that.
6:30 Speaker 04 Speak on it.
6:31 Speaker 01 Is George gonna go to Jockstrap?
6:32 Speaker 04 No.
6:33 Speaker 01 Married men not married.
6:34 Speaker 05 Do that.
6:34 Speaker 02 Well, y'all are married.
6:35 Speaker 05 Y'all are married.
6:36 Speaker 04 Yeah, he has a lack of will to go to Jockstrap.
6:39 Speaker 01 Whoa, hold on a second, we're the only ones not married.
6:42 Speaker 02 Aren't you married?
6:42 Speaker 04 I'm not married.
6:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, but come on.
6:44 Speaker 04 Yeah, true.
6:45 Speaker 05 Common law.
6:46 Speaker 01 I'm not married.
6:48 Speaker 04 Tony, that's not what I heard.
6:49 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, what'd you hear about me?
6:50 Speaker 05 That you're married.
6:51 Speaker 04 That you're married.
6:52 Speaker 01 Where'd you hear this?
6:53 Speaker 04 To a beautiful woman.
6:54 Speaker 05 I heard it from Page Six.
6:55 Speaker 01 Page Six reports?
6:56 Speaker 05 The front page of Page Six.
6:58 Speaker 01 Who's my wife? Tell me.
7:00 Speaker 05 Diana Weiss.
7:02 Speaker 01 Diana Weiss.
7:05 Speaker 04 And y'all are very happy together, according to page one of Page Six.
7:09 Speaker 01 By the way, a lot of you think that my wife Diana Weiss spells her name like Rachel Weiss? No.
7:14 Speaker 04 No.
7:14 Speaker 01 It's Diana Weiss, like Miami Vice.
7:16 Speaker 04 Yeah.
7:17 Speaker 01 Miami was actually her great aunt.
7:18 Speaker 04 Oh, yes.
7:20 Speaker 01 Yeah, the whole city.
7:21 Speaker 05 Such a gorgeous name.
7:22 Speaker 02 And they named the show after her.
7:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, they said, she's such a beautiful baby.
7:27 Speaker 05 Such a beautiful baby.
7:30 Speaker 01 What'd you say, Lorne?
7:31 Speaker 04 Right when she was born.
7:32 Speaker 01 Oh, I thought.
7:32 Speaker 04 It's what a beautiful baby.
7:33 Speaker 01 See, what happened was you said born and I heard Lorne, because I'm in the entertainment industry.
7:37 Speaker 05 Wait, we're not really Lea Michele and Jonathan Ross.
7:39 Speaker 01 Sorry.
7:40 Speaker 04 Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara.
7:44 Speaker 01 Or do you want to be Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara?
7:46 Speaker 05 I think we're Rose Byrne and Kelly O'Hara, but which is which?
7:48 Speaker 01 Mmm.
7:49 Speaker 05 That's fascinating.
7:50 Speaker 02 Interesting.
7:50 Speaker 04 Who's the Rose and who's the Kelly?
7:52 Speaker 02 Kelly.
7:52 Speaker 05 Yeah, I'm a soprano.
7:54 Speaker 04 Yeah.
7:55 Speaker 05 I'm a famous.
7:55 Speaker 01 Kelly O'Hara, Rose Byrne, the husband of Miami Vice.
8:00 Speaker 05 Yes.
8:01 Speaker 01 Diana Weiss, rather.
8:02 Speaker 05 Diana Weiss, Miami Weiss is her mother.
8:04 Speaker 01 I guess, uh, I guess, uh, step, step nephew?
8:09 Speaker 02 Step nephew of Diana Weiss.
8:11 Speaker 01 Something like that.
8:12 Speaker 02 You're a nephew in law.
8:13 Speaker 01 Nephew in law.
8:13 Speaker 02 Nephew in law.
8:14 Speaker 01 And you are, ma'am?
8:15 Speaker 02 I am Lea Michele.
8:18 Speaker 04 I'm Lea Michele.
8:19 Speaker 01 You're the real Lea Michele.
8:21 Speaker 04 Sisterhood of the traveling Lea Michele. Everyone will play her part.
8:24 Speaker 02 I want a Tony.
8:26 Speaker 01 I want, what did you say?
8:28 Speaker 05 I want a Tony.
8:28 Speaker 01 Can I say something? If I was her, I'd want one too.
8:31 Speaker 02 Me too.
8:31 Speaker 01 And I'd say, you know what? Quite frankly, I'd say, give me one now.
8:36 Speaker 02 Can I say something?
8:37 Speaker 04 If I wasn't her, I would want one.
8:39 Speaker 02 Totally.
8:39 Speaker 05 And would you say, was that first part?
8:40 Speaker 04 If I wasn't her, I would want one.
8:42 Speaker 02 Oh, absolutely.
8:43 Speaker 04 I'm a drama desk nominee.
8:44 Speaker 05 Congratulations.
8:45 Speaker 01 And by the way, we'll know now if we're Tony nominees.
8:48 Speaker 02 That's right.
8:48 Speaker 01 Cause we're gonna find out.
8:49 Speaker 04 Oh, cause your producer's on.
8:52 Speaker 02 Titanic.
8:52 Speaker 04 Oh.
8:53 Speaker 02 Time is so interesting.
8:54 Speaker 04 And you do, you both do younger brother in Ragtime.
8:57 Speaker 02 Yes.
8:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, when Ben Leiva Ross can't do it, we both do it.
9:02 Speaker 04 Yes.
9:02 Speaker 02 You're off, offstage, off theater, off site swings.
9:06 Speaker 04 Yes. One of you's the back half and one's the front half, right? And you get in that Ben Leiva Ross costume.
9:12 Speaker 02 Of the horse costume.
9:13 Speaker 04 You're that Ben Leiva Ross ass.
9:15 Speaker 01 Of Ben Leiva Ross and I'm the face part of Ben Leiva Ross.
9:17 Speaker 02 Gorgeous face.
9:18 Speaker 04 That child can sing.
9:19 Speaker 01 I'm the face and throat of Ben Leiva Ross.
9:22 Speaker 04 Yes, and you're that thick, round ass.
9:24 Speaker 02 I wish you were here.
9:25 Speaker 04 See the connector?
9:27 Speaker 02 I did not. Oh, yes, I did see the connector.
9:28 Speaker 05 He can sing down.
9:29 Speaker 01 Well, I heard his like original music.
9:31 Speaker 02 Great.
9:32 Speaker 01 Oh, crazy.
9:33 Speaker 04 Boy chick is maybe dead or is another chick?
9:35 Speaker 02 I don't know.
9:36 Speaker 05 I think boy chick is maybe on pause. Let's ask Ben himself.
9:39 Speaker 04 Pause, too gay. Boy chick, pause, too gay.
9:44 Speaker 02 Yes, very gorgeous.
9:45 Speaker 01 Are you, are you the music industry?
9:46 Speaker 04 Yes.
9:46 Speaker 02 Yes.
9:47 Speaker 04 Pause.
9:48 Speaker 01 Pause, too gay.
9:50 Speaker 04 First name music, last name industry.
9:52 Speaker 01 We learned our lesson with that Troy Savan. Things can get a little too gay. Suddenly all these musicians are gonna be sniffing poppers. And then what?
10:01 Speaker 04 Come back when you're a girl.
10:03 Speaker 01 Yeah.
10:04 Speaker 02 Be like one of your girls.
10:05 Speaker 01 Exactly.
10:06 Speaker 04 Come back when you're a girl.
10:07 Speaker 02 You look pretty good.
10:08 Speaker 01 You kind of resemble him as that girl.
10:11 Speaker 04 Mmm.
10:11 Speaker 01 In Weird Girl Songs.
10:12 Speaker 04 When I'm in drag.
10:13 Speaker 01 Yeah.
10:13 Speaker 02 You're having a long, gorgeous, blown out wig.
10:16 Speaker 01 Mmm.
10:16 Speaker 02 The wig that Troy does in that, in that video.
10:17 Speaker 04 No, did you see the poster I made for my show?
10:20 Speaker 01 Well, yes.
10:20 Speaker 04 That's where I was giving con.
10:23 Speaker 02 Now, we were out to dinner with Joe Firestone last night and she did tell us that, uh, you, you had, you were, you were quoted as saying, "I've been in movies, I've written movies, I've been on TV."
10:35 Speaker 04 Yes.
10:35 Speaker 02 "The thing that I've gotten the most positive feedback on is the poster for my show, Weird Girl Songs."
10:40 Speaker 04 And usually that, you know, onstage, you're slightly hyperbolic. I'm not being hyperbolic.
10:44 Speaker 01 Talk, talk about the numbers.
10:47 Speaker 04 People want me trans. The DMs were like, "You're a woman, I like it better."
10:52 Speaker 01 We like this better.
10:54 Speaker 04 This is.
10:54 Speaker 01 That's how trans work.
10:55 Speaker 05 You're a woman, we like it better.
10:58 Speaker 01 It's about positive reinforcement.
11:00 Speaker 05 No, it was.
11:00 Speaker 01 The community coming together, say yes, girl.
11:02 Speaker 05 People like either being like, you're really pretty. Oh, this is so pretty. Or people being like horny DMs in a way I've never received. I'm like.
11:09 Speaker 04 They saw something they liked.
11:11 Speaker 01 Horny DMs like you've never seen.
11:14 Speaker 05 Honey, and I'm telling you, people were horny for me as a girl.
11:17 Speaker 04 Not saying something.
11:18 Speaker 01 You were sent a picture of a body part you hadn't seen before.
11:21 Speaker 05 I'd never.
11:21 Speaker 01 You hadn't.
11:23 Speaker 05 You had.
11:24 Speaker 01 You want your goddamn sexual microscope out the way you are always.
11:28 Speaker 05 Sexual microscope.
11:29 Speaker 04 Would you say the response was such that people were spreading cheeks showing hole at iHeart? That kind of response?
11:35 Speaker 05 I've never gotten that kind of positive response.
11:38 Speaker 02 Time to do it again. I think, I think you do it one more time for your, for your friend Aaron.
11:42 Speaker 01 I think showing hole at iHeart is title of that.
11:44 Speaker 05 Show hole.
11:45 Speaker 04 Show hole at iHeart.
11:46 Speaker 05 Show hole at iHeart. That's really good.
11:48 Speaker 02 This is a Stradial Lab theory that Sam and George have put up, which is Lizzo's Pass, which is you, you are, you are an artist such as Lizzo and you, you arrive at a crossroads and the.
11:57 Speaker 04 And it's Pitchfork or Target?
11:59 Speaker 02 Choose Target. And it's, and you only have two choices. It's Target or Pitchfork.
12:02 Speaker 04 Wait, what is the other choice? I was calling it Pitchfork. Do they have a nomenclature? Literally?
12:07 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:07 Speaker 04 Oh, so I guessed it correct.
12:09 Speaker 01 Imagine you're a Pocahontas in a responsible way.
12:11 Speaker 02 We were talking about Pocahontas a moment ago.
12:13 Speaker 01 Well, of course, aren't you a gay guy in the year 2026?
12:16 Speaker 04 You think you're everyone's land?
12:17 Speaker 01 Pocahontas.
12:20 Speaker 02 Iconic. Watch it.
12:21 Speaker 01 You're at the pass. I believe she, she was deciding between the smoothest course.
12:27 Speaker 05 Uh huh.
12:27 Speaker 02 Steady as the beating drum.
12:29 Speaker 05 Mary Coco is all my dreaming at an end.
12:32 Speaker 04 Or do you still wait for me, dream giver?
12:35 Speaker 05 Just a round of the target.
12:42 Speaker 05 I literally forgot Cynthia's riff. I was gonna try to do it.
12:44 Speaker 02 You.
12:47 Speaker 02 We're gonna cut that out. No one can forget it.
12:49 Speaker 05 No one can forget.
12:51 Speaker 01 It is in the stone text.
12:52 Speaker 05 None shall forget.
12:53 Speaker 01 We were, we were actually on the subway the other day.
12:56 Speaker 04 Congrats again.
12:57 Speaker 01 Thank you so much.
12:59 Speaker 04 Congrats, darling.
13:00 Speaker 01 We chose the subway before Uber.
13:02 Speaker 04 See, they have not changed. They're still the same little guys.
13:06 Speaker 01 We were going down in some woman, um, lovely.
13:08 Speaker 05 You're going down on some woman?
13:10 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:11 Speaker 04 Diane is not gonna like that.
13:13 Speaker 01 We're going down to the subway. Diane Weiss, my wife.
13:20 Speaker 01 We were going down into the subway and this woman was like, just saw Bowen and just lost it. Said, "Love you by the way." And she said, "Wicked is..." And she went like this. "Ugh." "Wicked is ugh." And I said, "Has anyone ever come up to you?" Pointed to you, got in your face and just went, "Ahhhh."
13:38 Speaker 05 Must have, must have.
13:39 Speaker 04 Wicked is ugh.
13:41 Speaker 01 Cause you know they do that to Cynthia.
13:43 Speaker 05 But it'll come back when she's old, it'll be lovely. That's what happens to them all. Like Judy Garland hated "Over the Rainbow," but of course, you know she left.
13:50 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:51 Speaker 05 Everyone's like, "Do the riff."
13:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, cause your act becomes your enemy.
13:55 Speaker 05 Yeah, exactly. But in the end, honey, you have a legacy.
13:58 Speaker 04 We hate "Dicks the Musical" right now.
14:00 Speaker 01 Why? So does everyone else.
14:02 Speaker 04 Two piece range.
14:04 Speaker 02 So John Waters was in that chair last week.
14:06 Speaker 01 Yes, he was.
14:06 Speaker 04 This one?
14:07 Speaker 02 And that one.
14:08 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
14:10 Speaker 01 Well, he's 80, so can you be respectful? This is really gross.
14:13 Speaker 04 To an 80 year old? Never.
14:14 Speaker 02 Never.
14:15 Speaker 04 I'm penetrating.
14:16 Speaker 01 Stop it, it's disgusting.
14:17 Speaker 02 Disgusting.
14:18 Speaker 01 If you're gonna enjoy it, at least take the pants off.
14:21 Speaker 02 Well, you're straight now, you just fucked a woman, Josh.
14:23 Speaker 04 I know, that's true.
14:24 Speaker 05 That's true.
14:25 Speaker 02 Okay, John Waters in the chair. Just talking about cult classics and how no one wants to be a cult artist. And we were like, "Well, you know, our friends, like who wrote 'Dicks the Musical.'" He was like, "I've seen it, Josh and Aaron." And we were like, and they were like, "They, they, they are obvi-" Like, as soon as the movie came out, everyone was like, "It's a future cult classic." And then y'all were like, "Well, that doesn't feel amazing necessarily."
14:43 Speaker 01 He was like, "Did that mean it's failed, failed, failed?"
14:47 Speaker 04 I wonder what John says about this, because actually, we love the reception of Dixie the Musical. And so far, I'm like, it shouldn't have been made at all.
14:53 Speaker 02 Right.
14:53 Speaker 04 But it is true that making a cult classic is like, you just make a flop. And sort of seven years later, people are like, actually, it's a hit now.
15:00 Speaker 02 Seven? Okay, so can I reveal something?
15:02 Speaker 04 The thing that's sort of like, everybody's like, well, it didn't really do well. And then I think time passes, and then they're like, actually, it did great.
15:08 Speaker 02 And then the story is, why didn't it do well? It's so good. Like, it can always retroactively sort of balm that wound. Can I reveal something to y'all?
15:15 Speaker 04 Please.
15:16 Speaker 02 And it's, I meant to tell you this sooner, but I think this is a great occasion. I promise I didn't save it for this.
15:20 Speaker 05 I wanted to.
15:21 Speaker 02 I went to Death of a Salesman.
15:23 Speaker 04 I haven't been yet. We're gonna go soon.
15:25 Speaker 02 I open up the playbill. I go and read Nathan Lane's bio. He lists all of his credits, and I was hurt that Dixie the Musical was not listed.
15:33 Speaker 04 It was in another one. He's listed it in another. It was in Pictures from Home. Pictures from Home.
15:38 Speaker 02 Oh, okay, so then maybe he was.
15:39 Speaker 05 He's got too many.
15:40 Speaker 04 I don't think it's, he loves that movie. That was not a him call, I bet.
15:43 Speaker 02 It's always the publicist.
15:45 Speaker 05 Oh, it is, it is.
15:46 Speaker 04 Diana.
15:47 Speaker 05 Diana Vice. Well, I should know better than anyone. My wife is a publicist.
15:53 Speaker 02 Oh, my god.
15:54 Speaker 05 For the art world.
15:55 Speaker 02 Ah, well, that's dangerous.
15:57 Speaker 05 Big money.
15:57 Speaker 02 Laundering.
15:58 Speaker 04 No, he said at the premiere, I'm proud of this movie, and he's not one to.
16:01 Speaker 02 Okay.
16:02 Speaker 04 Talk.
16:02 Speaker 02 Like that.
16:03 Speaker 04 He's still our dad who texts us and loves us.
16:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. Okay, that makes me feel much better.
16:08 Speaker 04 I don't feel, all is right.
16:09 Speaker 02 Okay, good. I mean, and he was, by the way, amazing.
16:12 Speaker 04 I'm sure.
16:13 Speaker 02 God, and I'm sorry, he's a hot Willie.
16:16 Speaker 04 He's a hot Willie.
16:17 Speaker 05 Hot Willie.
16:18 Speaker 01 Is that a role culture number 40?
16:19 Speaker 04 He's a hot Willie.
16:21 Speaker 01 Willie Loman.
16:22 Speaker 04 Willie Loman.
16:23 Speaker 01 Always a great role for a fucking stud.
16:26 Speaker 04 Yes.
16:27 Speaker 01 To rip up. Yeah. What role in theater would be your dream role?
16:32 Speaker 04 Oh, that is such a great question.
16:35 Speaker 01 Well, would, out of all the parts, and even, I'm gonna say, it's just male roles.
16:40 Speaker 04 Just male.
16:41 Speaker 01 I'm even gonna say that.
16:43 Speaker 02 A M A B.
16:45 Speaker 04 Um, I want to be in Subway's Are For Sleeping.
16:47 Speaker 05 This is a real old musical.
16:50 Speaker 02 Familiar.
16:50 Speaker 04 You don't know it at all. It's, it's an old, it's an old musical about homelessness on the subways.
16:56 Speaker 05 Yeah, but I think it's like a charming comedy.
16:58 Speaker 04 What do I actually want to be in?
17:00 Speaker 02 I think you'd be good.
17:01 Speaker 01 Avenue Q, you'd be amazing.
17:02 Speaker 05 Avenue Q.
17:03 Speaker 01 You just gotta learn how to do puppets.
17:04 Speaker 04 Ooh, or I want to be that big tree in Miss Redwood.
17:07 Speaker 05 Yes.
17:08 Speaker 02 Big tree religion.
17:09 Speaker 04 I want to be Stella.
17:10 Speaker 01 Stella, PM. Why didn't I wear my redwood shirt today?
17:13 Speaker 04 I should have worn my redwood shirt.
17:14 Speaker 01 I was in my Josh Sharp Tada shirt. I thought I was doing the right thing. I have a perfectly good redwood.
17:20 Speaker 05 I'm in my, speaking of ass, my Jonathan David Smith, he's a wonderful artist. Wonderful artist. And this is his ass.
17:25 Speaker 01 Hmm.
17:25 Speaker 05 He's taking photos of your ass. Actually, we've never taken photos.
17:29 Speaker 02 You don't do photos, you pose for drawings.
17:32 Speaker 05 Yeah, I've done photos too, though.
17:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:35 Speaker 05 Well, then where are they?
17:36 Speaker 01 Well, you know, a lot of, a lot of older people say, take the photos of yourself nude when you're young. Cause get this, it just does, it'll never look like that again.
17:46 Speaker 04 So we've all missed it.
17:48 Speaker 01 I don't know.
17:49 Speaker 04 We'd be some old girls.
17:50 Speaker 05 I know.
17:51 Speaker 04 We'd be some old girls.
17:53 Speaker 02 This is the youngest you'll ever be right now.
17:54 Speaker 01 That's what, that's, that's the creamy nugget of what I'm saying.
17:58 Speaker 05 Creamy nugget?
17:59 Speaker 01 You can say every single day, yeah, creamy nugget.
18:01 Speaker 04 What'd you do to that nugget?
18:02 Speaker 05 Pet fairy egg.
18:03 Speaker 01 Jizzed all over it like you do nuggets.
18:05 Speaker 02 Like you do.
18:05 Speaker 05 Like one must.
18:06 Speaker 04 Ba da ta ta ta.
18:07 Speaker 01 You didn't see when you showed hole for a second? I came everywhere.
18:10 Speaker 04 I'm sorry.
18:11 Speaker 01 That's why you gotta keep your eyes open.
18:13 Speaker 04 Well, I was playing for the cameras.
18:14 Speaker 01 I had ordered all these chicken nuggets for us.
18:16 Speaker 02 Hmm. Well, speaking of creamy nuggets, how do you, how do you get the ass so juicy? It's, it's really juiced up.
18:21 Speaker 04 Thank you, everyone.
18:22 Speaker 01 Is it mind dancing? Yeah, what are you doing for your ass?
18:24 Speaker 04 Ever since the drama desk, nom.
18:26 Speaker 01 Oh.
18:29 Speaker 01 No, um, it's gone right to his ass.
18:31 Speaker 04 Biking. I'm a biking girl.
18:33 Speaker 02 And the handles go like this.
18:37 Speaker 05 I'm gonna sing that at Cynthia when I see her.
18:39 Speaker 02 Mrs. Gulch.
18:40 Speaker 01 My most, my most fit friend, Clark, says really all you gotta do is walk. I'm not even entertaining this joke because that's actually a really sad story.
18:50 Speaker 04 Who's joking? Honey, it's a pitchfork app. It's interruption hour.
18:55 Speaker 01 Anyway, all you gotta do is walk on an elliptical at an incline and apparently you get ripped.
19:00 Speaker 05 Yeah, people like that, people do the steer. But everyone says something else. Everyone says if you do that, you'll actually have the flattest ass.
19:06 Speaker 04 What the heck?
19:07 Speaker 05 Everyone's body's different.
19:08 Speaker 04 Why can't the community agree like they did when they knew that Aaron was a trans woman? The community needs to agree.
19:13 Speaker 02 Agree on, on body.
19:15 Speaker 04 I wish the community would just agree. Body, ot, ot, ot.
19:18 Speaker 05 Joe Firestone got my name in her mouth.
19:20 Speaker 01 Yes, she did.
19:21 Speaker 05 And make me sick.
19:22 Speaker 02 Make me sick.
19:23 Speaker 05 In a laudatory way, I would say.
19:25 Speaker 01 She is, Joe Firestone is the head writer of the cultural.
19:27 Speaker 05 I know that. I heard this.
19:29 Speaker 04 And one of the funniest humans alive.
19:30 Speaker 05 Really one of the funniest humans alive. This will be good for everyone. Yeah.
19:34 Speaker 01 What's that? Oh, you doing ASMR?
19:36 Speaker 04 Shit, Satan. Satan is your king.
19:38 Speaker 02 What's the deal with sparkling water?
19:40 Speaker 04 Okay, Jerry Seinfeld, pop off.
19:43 Speaker 01 People who love it, love it.
19:44 Speaker 02 You drink it and it's spicy.
19:46 Speaker 05 Yeah, I like, I like it to hurt a little.
19:48 Speaker 04 I love the stuff.
19:49 Speaker 01 No ice? You don't need no ice?
19:51 Speaker 05 You're, and you're from the north. That's very southern to like ice.
19:55 Speaker 01 Oh, I've had ice in every single one of my beverages for years, just.
19:58 Speaker 05 And you're from the north.
19:59 Speaker 01 You hear what I just, you see what I just did? I said, just look, look down on my ice coffee.
20:03 Speaker 05 And you're gonna, you're not gonna drink that anymore.
20:04 Speaker 04 You lie! State of the Union.
20:06 Speaker 01 You lie!
20:08 Speaker 05 You lying, you lying.
20:09 Speaker 01 God, they've been getting better and better.
20:10 Speaker 04 What's more iconic? You lie at Obama or throwing the shoe at George W. Bush?
20:15 Speaker 05 The shoe was so crazy.
20:17 Speaker 04 The shoe was incredible.
20:19 Speaker 05 My dream role is Curtis in Dreamgirls.
20:21 Speaker 04 Yes.
20:23 Speaker 05 And I will play it.
20:26 Speaker 04 Let him play.
20:27 Speaker 01 It's gonna be you, it's gonna be you. Your face will be everywhere.
20:33 Speaker 05 In sound check for Weird Girl Songs, Kyle, Kyle Breyer, the, um, music director, lovely.
20:39 Speaker 01 Cute and a half, I'd say.
20:40 Speaker 05 Cute and a half, maybe even cute and a double, um, was playing home, just practicing and was playing home and I started singing home. And, um, one of the waitstaff goes, that's for at home.
20:51 Speaker 05 We're just doing sound check.
20:54 Speaker 01 It's not in the setlist.
20:55 Speaker 05 They read you down.
20:56 Speaker 02 She was being fun.
20:57 Speaker 05 Yeah.
20:58 Speaker 02 In an earned capacity?
21:00 Speaker 05 Oh, completely earned.
21:01 Speaker 04 Waitstaff can do anything.
21:03 Speaker 02 Yes, they can.
21:04 Speaker 05 They really can.
21:04 Speaker 04 Carte blanche.
21:05 Speaker 05 Carte blanche.
21:06 Speaker 01 They get carte blanche.
21:07 Speaker 05 They get carte blanche.
21:07 Speaker 02 White card, as it's translated.
21:09 Speaker 04 Rural culture number one, Waitstaff gets carte blanche.
21:11 Speaker 01 Now, go, go off. Make fun of us. Yeah.
21:14 Speaker 04 Make fun of us.
21:15 Speaker 01 That was, um. Have your fun.
21:17 Speaker 02 That was, you know, you were on SNL, it's a show, and it's, uh, the highest form of flattery is imitation.
21:24 Speaker 04 So you, of all, of all, all.
21:26 Speaker 02 People should understand, no, I, I, we're just, we're just a little tender today.
21:30 Speaker 05 Of course.
21:30 Speaker 04 Go ahead, make fun of J.D. Vance.
21:34 Speaker 02 I, I really never did.
21:37 Speaker 05 Turn about, spare play.
21:37 Speaker 01 I would never make fun of any author, because of how hard it is to write a book.
21:41 Speaker 02 It's really hard.
21:42 Speaker 01 Have you written a book?
21:43 Speaker 02 Yes.
21:44 Speaker 04 Book of life.
21:45 Speaker 01 You've written a long show, that's not a book.
21:48 Speaker 04 Could be.
21:49 Speaker 01 This one has written a book.
21:50 Speaker 04 T.
21:52 Speaker 02 Is there any plans to take your show to a larger stage?
21:57 Speaker 04 To the book market? Why, yes.
22:01 Speaker 02 This? Sorry, I'm, we're taking the show to Target, I guess, we're making it a real interview.
22:06 Speaker 04 Target Arena. At the Target Arena.
22:08 Speaker 05 Is there a Target Arena?
22:09 Speaker 04 Yes, Lizzo, opening.
22:11 Speaker 05 There must be one.
22:11 Speaker 04 There must be a Target Arena.
22:13 Speaker 01 Oh, God, I'd be shocked that there wasn't. You know what I really can't wrap my head around is crypto.com arena.
22:18 Speaker 04 Which one is that again?
22:19 Speaker 01 It usually be.
22:20 Speaker 02 Staples Center.
22:21 Speaker 01 The Staples Center.
22:21 Speaker 04 That sucks.
22:22 Speaker 02 Which is also bad.
22:23 Speaker 04 It makes you miss Staples Center, and that also sucks.
22:25 Speaker 01 Yeah, I know.
22:25 Speaker 04 They're like, at the time, we didn't know how good we had it with Staples Center.
22:28 Speaker 01 No, back in my day, it used to be named after Staples.
22:32 Speaker 04 And we didn't know how good we had it.
22:33 Speaker 02 Is Staples still a thing?
22:35 Speaker 04 It's still around, but not, not the power at one president.
22:38 Speaker 01 It's not as big as crypto.com.
22:39 Speaker 04 No, no, no.
22:40 Speaker 02 Crypto.com?
22:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, dot com.
22:42 Speaker 02 Yeesh.
22:43 Speaker 04 But you can't go to crypto.com for your loose leaf paper neither, so Staples still is necessary.
22:49 Speaker 02 She's still that girl. And I, I think Staples really ate down with the release of the, the easy button.
22:56 Speaker 04 Ah.
22:56 Speaker 01 Like, that was a cultural moment.
22:58 Speaker 02 That was easy.
22:59 Speaker 05 What's the easy button?
22:59 Speaker 04 That big red button that they had in the, in the ads.
23:03 Speaker 02 That was Staples, I believe. Was that Office Max? Staples, thank you. Office Max could never. Could never.
23:08 Speaker 04 Researcher, researcher on site.
23:10 Speaker 02 That was easy is you, anytime something was easy.
23:15 Speaker 04 Well, it contains everything. The part is the whole. It's a synecdoche. It speaks to everything. It's holistic.
23:21 Speaker 02 You know what?
23:21 Speaker 04 It's ontological.
23:22 Speaker 01 Everything, and I swear to God, I got, by the way, the weed that I spy and smoke in Los Angeles is not weed. It's chronic. I get on the street.
23:31 Speaker 02 It's that dang shit?
23:32 Speaker 01 It's the craziest.
23:33 Speaker 02 Sticky, sticky.
23:34 Speaker 01 Like Jared Frieder, who's the biggest stoner I know, takes one hit of my shit and goes, you're crazy and lays down. I walk down the street to Michael's.
23:44 Speaker 02 Uh huh. Oh, I love.
23:46 Speaker 01 They have it all.
23:49 Speaker 02 Honey.
23:49 Speaker 01 Home decor.
23:50 Speaker 04 Jonathan Adler.
23:51 Speaker 01 Jonathan Adler.
23:52 Speaker 02 She's a Michael's girl now.
23:53 Speaker 01 I said, let me pick this pillow up and walk around with it for a little while. Maybe I'll buy it. It was like, it was like a crazy pillow. So then I run into, get this.
24:01 Speaker 02 Okay.
24:02 Speaker 01 A woman and her mom, and she goes over and she, the first thing she says is, I can't believe I'm running into you at Michael's. I'm very high. I'm like, ah, do you like this pillow? And I had something else in my hand.
24:15 Speaker 02 Not a pillow.
24:16 Speaker 01 I think it was also from the collection.
24:17 Speaker 02 Sure.
24:18 Speaker 01 She looks at me, she looks at the pillow and the other thing and she goes, you know, I think they look good together. I was like, yeah, but that wasn't my question. Do you like it? The mother goes, I don't know who you are, so I'm just gonna tell you the truth. I don't like it at all. And then she goes, I don't like it either, but I feel like I can't tell you I don't like it. I was like, no, you need to tell me the truth if you like me. And she goes, okay, we don't like it. I was like, all right, I might think about it, cause I don't know, I do like it. She goes, okay, well, it was so great to see you. I can't believe I get to tell everyone I saw you at Michael's.
24:51 Speaker 04 Can I ask, what are the odds this whole thing was a hallucination?
24:53 Speaker 02 Right.
24:54 Speaker 05 How dank is that chronic?
24:56 Speaker 04 You know what I mean? Cause this is not east coast weed, this is west coast weed.
25:00 Speaker 01 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna put it at the 20% it was a hallucination.
25:02 Speaker 05 20% hallucination, you were talking to a Jonathan Adler vase.
25:05 Speaker 04 Right, truly.
25:07 Speaker 01 I did put everything down and leave with nothing.
25:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, the true like comedy movie cut where you go on the trip and then it hard cut to you talking to a door.
25:14 Speaker 05 And why not a drama?
25:16 Speaker 01 Armful of decorative Jonathan Gladwell Adler pillows and like, for some reason like two smocks and some art stuff. Cause I'm gonna get into art, I guess.
25:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, you should, but I just, I just wanna call out the mom, like she was also hedging a little bit too. She's like, I like them to get, well, just say you don't fucking like it.
25:32 Speaker 01 I love what she said. She was just giving her daughter the space to say hi to someone she liked. And then she was like, listen, I don't know who you are.
25:41 Speaker 04 I love that.
25:41 Speaker 01 I am gonna tell you, I don't like.
25:43 Speaker 04 That reminds me of one of my favorite Shakira quotes.
25:45 Speaker 02 Okay.
25:46 Speaker 04 Early Shakira, when she was coming on the scene.
25:48 Speaker 02 Okay.
25:49 Speaker 04 Humble Mountains and all that.
25:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, okay.
25:51 Speaker 04 She was doing an interview and she was doing some quote about the crossover to the United States. And she basically was like, back, you know, in my home country, everybody, I walked on the street Shakira, Shakira, Shakira. I come here, I walk down the street, people come up to me and they go, who are you? What are you doing? And I love that it wasn't just like, I'm not known. It's like people come up here and they're like, who are you?
26:08 Speaker 02 They approach her.
26:09 Speaker 04 And what are you doing?
26:10 Speaker 02 What are you doing? What are your unfavorite Shakira quotes?
26:13 Speaker 04 Great point.
26:14 Speaker 01 You're not a big fan of yellow, lalay, lalay.
26:17 Speaker 04 I love that one.
26:18 Speaker 02 Okay, that's changed.
26:19 Speaker 05 Humble Mountains.
26:20 Speaker 04 Humble Mountains. My favorite non Shakira quote is.
26:23 Speaker 05 Your most unfavorite.
26:25 Speaker 04 My most, oh, things she said I don't like.
26:26 Speaker 02 Cause you said that was one of your favorite, one of your favorite Shakira quotes.
26:30 Speaker 04 I hated when Shakira said jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
26:34 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:35 Speaker 04 I hated when she said that.
26:36 Speaker 01 What did you feel when she said, uh, no, no, no, I don't think you have to pay taxes?
26:41 Speaker 04 Well, that, that's sort of iconic.
26:43 Speaker 02 A lot of people agree. I think that's potentially inspiring.
26:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's potential.
26:49 Speaker 02 To all evade.
26:52 Speaker 02 All of it.
26:53 Speaker 04 Well, that's socialist.
26:54 Speaker 01 Something I heard when I was in like elementary school or middle school or something is that Shakira.
26:59 Speaker 04 One of the younger schools.
27:00 Speaker 01 One of the younger schools is that Shakira is a legal genius who speaks upwards of six languages.
27:06 Speaker 04 I would believe that.
27:07 Speaker 01 With an IQ above 160.
27:08 Speaker 04 I would believe that. I would absolutely believe that.
27:10 Speaker 02 The hips don't lie.
27:11 Speaker 04 The hips don't lie. Humble Mountains and all that.
27:14 Speaker 02 Humble Mountains and all that. Now, I want to put out a store as well in the same vein as Michael's.
27:19 Speaker 04 Please.
27:20 Speaker 02 Five Below.
27:21 Speaker 04 I don't go to that girl, man.
27:23 Speaker 02 You have a niece or a nephew, you go.
27:26 Speaker 04 What do they got?
27:27 Speaker 02 They've got, you know, minion things. They've got princesses. Cheap stuff for birthdays, for children's events. Fun crap.
27:35 Speaker 04 Is it in the Kmart family?
27:37 Speaker 02 I'm not sure. I don't want to look into it. I'm sure Len Webster is involved somehow.
27:42 Speaker 01 He doesn't even want to Google it because of the implications.
27:44 Speaker 04 Well, Google's all bad now, too.
27:46 Speaker 02 I don't want my AI overview polluting my eyes.
27:49 Speaker 04 I don't want that.
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32:55 Speaker 04 Do you watch Euphoria Part III?
32:57 Speaker 02 I'm opting out of this season.
32:58 Speaker 04 What she... You'll get in.
32:59 Speaker 01 I check in on the highlights.
33:01 Speaker 04 She wore this gown to...
33:04 Speaker 05 Sydney and Jacob's wedding.
33:05 Speaker 01 Yes.
33:05 Speaker 05 Oh, my.
33:06 Speaker 01 I've seen pretty much everything that involves Alexa. I did like the scene where she walks in and she was like, hi, I want to work for you.
33:14 Speaker 05 She's so.
33:15 Speaker 01 And she spins a little monologue and I was like, I like that monologue.
33:17 Speaker 05 Like in season one, when she slams the locker and yells at Sydney Sweeney, when they like, I don't know, like when she's.
33:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
33:24 Speaker 05 I used to have it memorized.
33:25 Speaker 04 That was me. I did that.
33:27 Speaker 05 You were so good.
33:28 Speaker 04 She didn't do that. I did that in season one.
33:30 Speaker 02 And you're also Julio Torres Muse.
33:32 Speaker 04 Absolute.
33:32 Speaker 02 Like her.
33:33 Speaker 04 One of his great muses.
33:35 Speaker 01 One of the fun things about Euphoria is that it imagines a world where everything violent someone does is slamming someone's head into something.
33:44 Speaker 05 They like that.
33:45 Speaker 01 Every scene is someone gets their head slammed so hard into a railing wall or surface. So much so that it would crack in half and you hear a sound that suggests it cracks in half and yet it doesn't.
33:57 Speaker 05 And that all these people from high school are still good friends with a drug addict's drug dealer.
34:03 Speaker 04 That's the one girl they all.
34:05 Speaker 01 Well, they're the funnest people.
34:06 Speaker 02 And have and have various jobs or non jobs and can afford Bottega.
34:10 Speaker 05 Yes. Well, he's in debt.
34:13 Speaker 02 Right. And he's and he's wearing Bottega.
34:15 Speaker 05 Incredible.
34:16 Speaker 04 And that's, that'll get you in debt.
34:18 Speaker 02 That'll get you in debt, honey. Trust me.
34:20 Speaker 04 Trust.
34:21 Speaker 05 Ask Diana.
34:23 Speaker 04 Trust Diana.
34:24 Speaker 01 My wife Diana Weiss.
34:25 Speaker 04 Your wife. She's in debt, mama.
34:27 Speaker 05 She's in debt.
34:28 Speaker 01 It's hard in art publicity right now.
34:30 Speaker 02 Totally.
34:31 Speaker 05 No one's buying paintings. They're not buying paintings anymore.
34:34 Speaker 04 People are not buying paintings anymore.
34:35 Speaker 02 They're buying purebred dogs.
34:37 Speaker 01 What would you do as an art publicist? Because I know they exist. I should just text my wife.
34:42 Speaker 04 You know what I would do?
34:43 Speaker 05 Text your wife, honey. You guys need to talk.
34:45 Speaker 04 I would go, I would go to museums such as Guggenheim.
34:49 Speaker 05 Sure.
34:50 Speaker 04 I would go up to the paintings loudly go, I like this stuff. Shame you can't buy it. Wonder where you could.
34:57 Speaker 05 My sister, Amy Jo Jackson, went on as Tamara in Teddiss Andronicus Off Broadway, Tamara being the lead. And there was a guy next to my dad taking notes and he was like, do you think that's a reviewer? And I was like, just keep talking. Wow, that Tamara sure is something, huh? Trying to get my dad to, but I don't know if it was a reviewer.
35:13 Speaker 01 The audience seemed to love it.
35:15 Speaker 05 Really a buzz about the Tamara cover.
35:18 Speaker 04 Wow, that Tamra sure was something.
35:20 Speaker 01 It probably was a reviewer, right? If it was just someone scribbling down.
35:23 Speaker 04 That's Shakespearean.
35:23 Speaker 01 Or a writer. Theater student.
35:25 Speaker 04 Or a writer who got a great idea.
35:26 Speaker 05 Right, writer who got a great.
35:28 Speaker 01 Did you ever?
35:28 Speaker 05 A blogist.
35:29 Speaker 04 A boy wizard.
35:30 Speaker 01 Back in your UCB days. Back in your UCB days, did you ever see students scribbling along as you slated improv?
35:37 Speaker 05 During Harold Knight, it was crazy.
35:38 Speaker 01 Yeah.
35:39 Speaker 05 Just put that book down.
35:40 Speaker 01 You fucking losers.
35:41 Speaker 05 Watch, watch me fly.
35:42 Speaker 01 When did you, as a teacher, just wanna say like, listen, you either have it or you don't?
35:46 Speaker 04 I said it the first class every day.
35:48 Speaker 05 Yeah.
35:49 Speaker 04 And I line him up, don't, don't, don't, have, don't.
35:52 Speaker 05 Yeah.
35:53 Speaker 04 But sometimes his don'ts make it.
35:55 Speaker 01 Here's who's gonna make it based on looks. You, you, you, kinda, kinda.
36:01 Speaker 04 Fix the nose.
36:02 Speaker 01 Oh, God.
36:03 Speaker 04 Show hole at I heart.
36:06 Speaker 01 You stand up straight.
36:09 Speaker 04 You slouch.
36:11 Speaker 05 You're too tall.
36:12 Speaker 02 You have to show hole at the, at the hallway, with the crazy hallway, with the radio.
36:16 Speaker 04 Anything you need.
36:17 Speaker 02 Thank you.
36:18 Speaker 01 We just need that one thing.
36:20 Speaker 04 Anything you need.
36:21 Speaker 02 Anything you need.
36:22 Speaker 04 This is in this space, a hallway in this space?
36:24 Speaker 02 The hallway on the 12th floor.
36:25 Speaker 04 The one, you know, the funky one?
36:27 Speaker 02 The funky one.
36:27 Speaker 04 Oh, anything you need.
36:29 Speaker 01 You know who was in there?
36:30 Speaker 05 Who?
36:31 Speaker 01 Nicole Scherzinger and who they call the quote-unquote pussy cat dolls. Were all dancing around in.
36:37 Speaker 05 Who they call?
36:38 Speaker 01 Well, I just, it's basically Nicole Scherzinger, featuring whatever girls are onto her left.
36:43 Speaker 04 This is the modern era of it.
36:44 Speaker 05 Yeah.
36:44 Speaker 04 Not back in the day.
36:45 Speaker 05 Yeah, back in the day, they had names.
36:46 Speaker 04 Exactly.
36:46 Speaker 01 There was one named Melody.
36:48 Speaker 05 Melody?
36:49 Speaker 04 I think there were two or three named Melody.
36:51 Speaker 01 I don't know if that can be true.
36:52 Speaker 05 I don't know if that can be true.
36:53 Speaker 04 I think it was a couple of Melodies. They certainly had Melodies.
36:57 Speaker 02 At any time in the world, there are, there are only three Melodies in circulation.
37:01 Speaker 05 One of them was on the show Hey Dude, played by, um, oh, God, this is bad that I can't remember her name.
37:07 Speaker 02 Rachel Coward.
37:08 Speaker 05 She was in Search Party.
37:11 Speaker 04 Oh Christine.
37:14 Speaker 05 This is bad. We're gay. We're not supposed to.
37:17 Speaker 04 Christine Taylor.
37:18 Speaker 05 Christine Taylor. She's amazing.
37:19 Speaker 04 Cut all that. Christine Taylor played Melody.
37:22 Speaker 01 Can I say something? You know, she and Ben Stiller took a break and got back together.
37:26 Speaker 05 Take a break. Stay up, stay for the summer.
37:29 Speaker 04 Let's go up to Ben Stiller's house.
37:31 Speaker 01 While you write Severance, season three. I can't deal with you when you're doing this shit. I imagine he has like ups and downs.
37:40 Speaker 05 Curtis too.
37:41 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
37:42 Speaker 05 Dream roll.
37:43 Speaker 04 What? Both of you?
37:44 Speaker 01 When I first.
37:44 Speaker 04 Two-headed Curtis.
37:46 Speaker 02 Two-headed white Curtis.
37:47 Speaker 01 Two-headed white Curtis.
37:49 Speaker 05 There's something there.
37:50 Speaker 01 They were looking to update Dreamgirls, so two-headed white Curtis and a skinny F.
37:56 Speaker 04 Can I say, I think this is an at-home episode.
37:59 Speaker 05 Hello.
38:00 Speaker 01 Waiter, waiter.
38:01 Speaker 05 Tipper servers.
38:03 Speaker 01 What do you mean it's an at-home episode?
38:04 Speaker 05 He was doing a callback.
38:05 Speaker 02 He was doing a callback to the waitress who said that's for at-home.
38:08 Speaker 04 That's that UCB training doll.
38:11 Speaker 01 Okay.
38:11 Speaker 02 Do you think most comedies call back?
38:12 Speaker 04 My love.
38:13 Speaker 05 Most comedies call, yeah, isn't it recognition?
38:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
38:16 Speaker 05 Laughter is recognition.
38:16 Speaker 01 Uh huh. Do you think laughter is recognition?
38:19 Speaker 05 Or surprise?
38:22 Speaker 01 Oh.
38:23 Speaker 04 I do.
38:23 Speaker 01 I was never good at knowing when the callback was for a second beat.
38:26 Speaker 05 That's not true.
38:27 Speaker 02 Oh no, that's not true.
38:28 Speaker 01 Aaron, yes it was.
38:29 Speaker 05 No, Matt, it wasn't.
38:30 Speaker 01 You thought I was good at second beats? If that was my skill.
38:33 Speaker 05 I was your improv coach after all.
38:34 Speaker 01 You were my improv coach and you thought second beats was my big skill?
38:37 Speaker 05 I wouldn't say your big skill.
38:38 Speaker 01 And enthusiasm and commitment.
38:40 Speaker 02 Funny was your big skill.
38:41 Speaker 01 Funny, big eyes, big mouth.
38:43 Speaker 05 Where should the?
38:43 Speaker 04 Big mouth.
38:44 Speaker 01 Like my sister.
38:45 Speaker 04 Like my aunt.
38:47 Speaker 05 Where should the four of us?
38:48 Speaker 04 Big mouth. Where should the four of us do a herald?
38:51 Speaker 02 Beacon.
38:51 Speaker 04 Beacon.
38:53 Speaker 01 Can we actually get real about four of the tour?
38:55 Speaker 02 Let's get real about four of the tour.
38:56 Speaker 04 We gotta get real.
38:56 Speaker 01 You know, we did receive an offer.
38:59 Speaker 04 We gotta get our teams to talk.
39:01 Speaker 05 A bit born in this very room.
39:03 Speaker 04 Becoming real. We can't feed them too much, but.
39:06 Speaker 02 My only bump is that it.
39:08 Speaker 01 Is coke.
39:09 Speaker 02 Is coke and some K if you're, if you're rich.
39:13 Speaker 04 If you're rich. And all these razor burns.
39:15 Speaker 01 Is K more expensive?
39:16 Speaker 02 No.
39:17 Speaker 05 I don't think so.
39:17 Speaker 04 Yes, because of Iran, the war.
39:19 Speaker 05 Brother.
39:20 Speaker 01 Are you, are we getting all the?
39:21 Speaker 02 You're getting your K from Iran from ketamine?
39:23 Speaker 04 Gas prices up, K prices up.
39:26 Speaker 01 I don't think that's true.
39:27 Speaker 02 Open the straights.
39:28 Speaker 04 Open the straights.
39:29 Speaker 05 Open the straights.
39:30 Speaker 02 Get the tranquilizers in. If it's called for the tour.
39:35 Speaker 05 Yeah, for the tour.
39:36 Speaker 02 I feel like my dream is for it to be a tour in one city, which is King's Theatre, Beacon Theatre, Radio City. Like, it's like only in New York City. We're touring four big venues in New York.
39:48 Speaker 04 My question. King's Theatre, Beacon Theatre, Radio City, UCB.
39:54 Speaker 02 Fourteen three.
39:55 Speaker 01 Here we are. I think we're gonna run into contract things with this, unless we spaced them out.
40:00 Speaker 04 Well, then we'll have our teams deal with it.
40:02 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's what teams are for after all.
40:04 Speaker 01 They're getting a 10% of our board.
40:07 Speaker 05 Didn't warm up.
40:08 Speaker 04 Didn't warm up.
40:15 Speaker 02 That interval is insane.
40:17 Speaker 04 What is it?
40:21 Speaker 04 What is that, a six?
40:22 Speaker 02 A seven, I would say.
40:28 Speaker 02 Now, I think.
40:30 Speaker 05 It's a perfect four.
40:32 Speaker 01 It's very Deborah Cox of us. One of the stars of Titanic, see it. The Tony nominated musical.
40:38 Speaker 02 It has a 10 week extension.
40:40 Speaker 04 Oh, good.
40:41 Speaker 01 Yes.
40:41 Speaker 04 What does?
40:42 Speaker 02 Titanic.
40:43 Speaker 04 Really?
40:43 Speaker 01 Through September 20th, baby.
40:45 Speaker 04 Breaking now.
40:46 Speaker 01 Yeah.
40:46 Speaker 04 I didn't know that was publicly co.
40:48 Speaker 05 It's so good.
40:49 Speaker 01 It's the best.
40:50 Speaker 02 Thank God for it.
40:51 Speaker 04 Thank God for it.
40:52 Speaker 01 You know what else I love?
40:53 Speaker 02 Huh?
40:53 Speaker 01 An 80 minute show on Broadway.
40:55 Speaker 04 Ooh, darling.
40:57 Speaker 05 I still had to pee during Titanic. To be fair, I have seen it upwards of 45 times, so I knew what happened.
41:03 Speaker 01 Did you hear who's doing Oh Mary? Kamala.
41:07 Speaker 02 Kamala is doing Oh Mary.
41:09 Speaker 05 She was replacing Maya.
41:10 Speaker 02 Wow.
41:10 Speaker 01 Yes.
41:11 Speaker 02 And they're doing little coconut tree jokes.
41:13 Speaker 04 No, she's Louise.
41:14 Speaker 02 She's Kamala's Louise.
41:16 Speaker 05 She wanted to be second on the call sheet.
41:18 Speaker 01 She's gonna, well, she's, she's gonna learn both.
41:20 Speaker 04 She's gonna learn both.
41:21 Speaker 05 She's gonna learn both.
41:22 Speaker 01 Because what happens, um, is sometimes Kamala just wants to be in service.
41:28 Speaker 02 Hmm.
41:28 Speaker 01 She's for the people.
41:29 Speaker 02 Hmm.
41:29 Speaker 01 And so basically she just wants to do the supporting part some nights.
41:33 Speaker 04 She said, which part is more vice?
41:36 Speaker 05 Yeah. You know? I saw, I heard, I didn't see that she took all the Cowboy Carter merch off the website.
41:42 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
41:42 Speaker 05 So it's coming.
41:43 Speaker 01 And put just a picture of Stevie Nicks and the girls.
41:47 Speaker 05 Josh's hole. So now I can resell all my Cowboy Carter merch for money. I've been hoarding it like beanie babies. It's appreciated so much. Did you know that I found a Princess Diana beanie baby in Charleston? Wait, not Charleston, sorry. Colonial Williamsburg. Thank you for apologizing. Where did you find it? At a thrift store.
42:06 Speaker 01 Oh, my God.
42:07 Speaker 05 I walked into thrift store for fun.
42:09 Speaker 01 With the tag on?
42:10 Speaker 05 Honey, yes. Remember when Beanie Babies was gold?
42:12 Speaker 01 Yeah.
42:13 Speaker 05 They still are, honey. And she sits atop my dresser right now, place of honor.
42:16 Speaker 01 Do you have any idea what it's worth? Or how much did you buy it for?
42:20 Speaker 05 Okay, the thing is, I went into the store just for fun. I saw one beanie baby and thought, huh. This was a giant, like an antique mall.
42:27 Speaker 01 Yeah.
42:28 Speaker 05 Giant. And I thought, wouldn't it be fun if I found a Princess Diana beanie baby kind of as a lark? I went through every single aisle, skipped one weirdly, and then didn't find it. Tons of beanie babies, never found one. I was like, oh, let me go back to that last aisle. There she was in a case.
42:40 Speaker 01 Stop.
42:41 Speaker 05 Price tag hidden, I couldn't see. And I said, so I went, talked to the person, I said, can you come unlock her and let me see how much she is?
42:46 Speaker 01 Oh, my God, like it was fucking the good toothpaste at the CVS.
42:49 Speaker 05 October. Eleven dollars.
42:52 Speaker 01 What?
42:52 Speaker 05 The woman unlocked her and said, you reminded me, I got two of these on my dresser, cost me a lot more than eleven dollars. And I said, market's good, I'm gonna buy her. And now she lives with me. I kinda wanna make her into a hat or a brooch.
43:05 Speaker 01 No!
43:06 Speaker 05 Not, not, not, not, just like for a one night only. I'm not gonna like ruin her, but I kinda wanna wear her out. I think you should ruin her.
43:13 Speaker 01 Is she in Menkendish?
43:15 Speaker 05 Finish her. It looks as if hot off Ty's presses.
43:19 Speaker 01 Now, did-
43:19 Speaker 05 She's gorgeous, what a color. What a color. Now, you were in Colonial Williamsburg, did seeing it sort of break the spell for you that you were sort of in the old times? Seeing Diana?
43:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:29 Speaker 05 No, I will say-
43:31 Speaker 04 They didn't have beanie babies back then.
43:32 Speaker 05 A lot of the, a lot of the, um, what are they called? Reenactors, they themselves broke the spell.
43:39 Speaker 01 Did they really?
43:40 Speaker 05 Well, me and Michael, I went with my legally wedded spouse, Michael, and, um-
43:44 Speaker 01 For now.
43:45 Speaker 05 For now. Divorce is real.
43:47 Speaker 01 No, no, no, I was just talking about all of us losing our rights. If you get divorced, that's your business.
43:52 Speaker 05 That's your business.
43:53 Speaker 01 I was just telling the audience that our rights are at risk. You, whatever. If you get divorced, that's your problem.
44:00 Speaker 05 That's your risk.
44:01 Speaker 01 And please keep it off the mic on a comedy podcast.
44:03 Speaker 05 Okay, so we, we see this woman, she's, she's at the entrance to one of the buildings, and she's singing like an "Ooh, take me to," and we loved her, like, we have to go talk to her.
44:12 Speaker 01 Yeah.
44:12 Speaker 05 So we went and talked to her, like, "Hi, um, how mu- how much to like, what, you know, like, uh, we're, we're trying to get to here," or whatever, and she goes, "Use the app." We're like, "Oh." It's not her fault, but she's like, "Get to go download the app," and what I'm like, "They wouldn't have said this, they would've, they would've offered me better."
44:26 Speaker 01 Of course. I hope she'd been like, "I mean, use the apple." "Apple, I throw it in the air, wherever it lands is north."
44:32 Speaker 05 "Use the app, election trail, lands is north, do north where the apple lands." Um, it was sad.
44:41 Speaker 05 And she walked away, and she went back to humming her tune, and it was really good.
44:44 Speaker 04 Colonial Williamsburg, do better.
44:45 Speaker 05 Please. It ain't what it was.
44:46 Speaker 04 You would be really good at Colonial Williamsburg.
44:48 Speaker 01 Why do you think?
44:49 Speaker 05 Cause you're, you're a natural performer.
44:50 Speaker 04 You're a committed actress, and a committed actress.
44:53 Speaker 01 I'd just be churning butter in the corner.
44:55 Speaker 04 Oh, honey.
44:56 Speaker 05 Hot, jerking that hog.
44:57 Speaker 02 Do you guys think there were effeminate Asians in Colonial Williamsburg that I could play?
45:01 Speaker 04 It was mostly. Yes.
45:03 Speaker 05 You think you're effeminate?
45:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, I was gonna say, you think you're effeminate?
45:06 Speaker 02 Absolutely. Look at my little bracelets and rings.
45:08 Speaker 01 Well, that's something that you've put on, that's not your mannerisms.
45:11 Speaker 02 Well, I, wouldn't you call my mannerisms effeminate?
45:13 Speaker 01 Show us your things again, show us your holes again. Yeah, you lick those hands all gay, effeminate girl.
45:19 Speaker 04 I like that.
45:19 Speaker 01 You are effeminate.
45:21 Speaker 05 You are effeminate. Who's the most masked of the four of us? That's a really tough race.
45:26 Speaker 02 Between Josh and Matt.
45:28 Speaker 01 Josh and Matt.
45:28 Speaker 05 But that's really sad, if that's where we're at.
45:30 Speaker 02 You two, you two code switch maybe the, the most effectively.
45:34 Speaker 04 What the fuck you say?
45:35 Speaker 02 There you go.
45:35 Speaker 04 What's up, little boy? What you say?
45:37 Speaker 02 You know, you know how Jeff Hiller, uh, uh, describes acting straight? In the, in such a helpful way, it's, it's you imagine all the blood slowly leaving your face.
45:45 Speaker 04 Yeah, you're gonna, you can't do any of that.
45:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
45:48 Speaker 05 What's up?
45:49 Speaker 04 Can't give you what you want from me. Give you what you want? Worship Satan. Why are your arms able to go up that high?
45:58 Speaker 05 It's true.
45:59 Speaker 01 Yeah, that is another good rule, like, straight guys can't lift their arms like that.
46:03 Speaker 02 No motions.
46:04 Speaker 01 Try.
46:05 Speaker 02 Right, right, right.
46:06 Speaker 05 What's up?
46:06 Speaker 01 Go ahead, just can you, how high can you lift your arms? Oh my god! They flew off!
46:11 Speaker 05 Are you gay?
46:14 Speaker 01 Don't show him.
46:15 Speaker 05 You gay!
46:15 Speaker 01 No, I thought for a second you were gonna go feral.
46:18 Speaker 05 Show.
46:20 Speaker 02 You would have.
46:20 Speaker 01 Pause.
46:21 Speaker 02 Pause. You're too gay.
46:24 Speaker 01 Listen.
46:25 Speaker 02 Okay.
46:25 Speaker 01 If I'm gonna say it's a straight off between me and Josh.
46:28 Speaker 02 That's really rough. That should be for the tour.
46:31 Speaker 05 For the tour.
46:32 Speaker 02 Oh, we can do a straight off.
46:33 Speaker 05 We can do a straight off.
46:33 Speaker 01 Here's what I'll say, you tend to like much straighter music and arts and culture than me.
46:39 Speaker 05 That's true.
46:40 Speaker 02 You're culturally straight.
46:40 Speaker 01 I would say behaviorally, I am straighter than you.
46:45 Speaker 05 It's the Long Island.
46:45 Speaker 02 It's the Long Island in you.
46:46 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:47 Speaker 04 Understood and accepted.
46:48 Speaker 01 Yeah, we protect ourselves in different ways out here.
46:53 Speaker 02 Never.
46:53 Speaker 04 Calling my lawyer.
46:56 Speaker 02 Aaron and I actually have very alike interests in terms of video games and anime.
47:00 Speaker 05 Which is also really straight.
47:01 Speaker 04 Yeah, actually.
47:03 Speaker 05 Anime, stoner, like, that kinda shit is kinda straight.
47:06 Speaker 04 We're actually all really straight in masks. We're realizing, we're all really straight in masks.
47:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
47:12 Speaker 05 Yeah.
47:12 Speaker 01 Especially when we sing.
47:13 Speaker 05 Yeah. Vbrado is inherently extremely gay.
47:18 Speaker 02 Why are you voice shaking like that?
47:19 Speaker 05 Why are you voice shaking?
47:20 Speaker 02 Hold it steady.
47:21 Speaker 05 Hold this steady, boy.
47:23 Speaker 01 I've been really enjoying this part of my voice.
47:27 Speaker 05 How would you describe that?
47:30 Speaker 01 You make an NG sound and you just go hard.
47:33 Speaker 05 And you bury it back, too. It's coming from the back of the.
47:35 Speaker 01 No, that's safe.
47:37 Speaker 05 You never said it wasn't safe, you just said it's buried.
47:39 Speaker 04 Can we all try and you give notes on how we're doing the technique? Okay, I'd love to try.
47:47 Speaker 05 That's good.
47:47 Speaker 02 Really good.
47:48 Speaker 04 How was that?
47:48 Speaker 05 Really good.
47:49 Speaker 04 Oh.
47:51 Speaker 01 Too much mouth going on.
47:53 Speaker 05 Oh!
47:53 Speaker 01 Okay, fierce.
47:55 Speaker 05 Fierce.
47:56 Speaker 02 Fierce, no.
47:56 Speaker 01 Now, give it again.
48:01 Speaker 05 Really good.
48:02 Speaker 02 So good.
48:03 Speaker 05 Okay.
48:06 Speaker 05 Really good, hot, hot.
48:11 Speaker 01 I might be leaving Diana Vice after this episode.
48:13 Speaker 05 For, for, for my wife.
48:15 Speaker 02 For a polycule of masked gay guys?
48:17 Speaker 01 Let's get really into brass tacks. You have to date seriously for at least a year, sex and all. One star actress singer or more of Hollywood.
48:28 Speaker 02 Cameron Diaz in The Mask.
48:29 Speaker 01 Cameron Diaz in The Mask.
48:30 Speaker 02 Amazing.
48:31 Speaker 05 We were, um, what, um, somebody, god damn it, I can't remember hers. Some gay guy recently posted like, uh, wait, I was talking to gay guys and they're like, what's the hottest woman, a woman's ever been in a movie? He's like, my friend says Faye Dunaway in Network. And I, that's what I slammed to the DMs and said, y'all are faggots.
48:51 Speaker 01 Yeah, this is crazy.
48:52 Speaker 05 And I said, it's Cameron Diaz in The Mask. And they were like, wait, a woman we're with said that? And then I asked some straight boys I was with and, um, one of them said, I can't remember, some kind of like Bond girly thing. And, and then one of them was like, I would probably say Cameron Diaz in The Mask. He's like, I used to kiss pictures of her when I was little.
49:09 Speaker 02 Whoa.
49:10 Speaker 01 Like in a magazine.
49:11 Speaker 05 Yeah, in a magazine.
49:11 Speaker 02 She did really.
49:13 Speaker 05 She was va-va-voom.
49:14 Speaker 02 She was like, you've never seen anyone more beautiful.
49:17 Speaker 05 She made The Mask go crazy.
49:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
49:20 Speaker 05 His eyes were bulging out, that's how hot she was.
49:22 Speaker 02 But I think I would, I would love to date Cameron Diaz in The Mask, seriously, for one year and sexually.
49:27 Speaker 01 You know who straight guys love? Ana de Armas.
49:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, she's very beautiful.
49:32 Speaker 01 Totally.
49:33 Speaker 02 I was gonna say, no joke.
49:35 Speaker 05 Yeah.
49:35 Speaker 02 Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels.
49:38 Speaker 05 Yes, gorgeous, gorgeous in there as well.
49:41 Speaker 02 When she does the hair toss, when she flips her hair to Luke Wilson, I'm like, fuck.
49:44 Speaker 05 I saw Cameron Diaz in IRL. I was in Vail, Colorado.
49:48 Speaker 01 Buying a truly heinous Angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.
49:56 Speaker 05 But this woman came off the slopes, had like goggles on. I was sitting having a hot cocoa or whatever and I was like, damn, that lady's pretty. Took off the goggles, literally shook her hair. It was Cameron Diaz. She looked perfect. I swear to God, 11 children. Like ran up to her and they're like, Cameron, Cameron. Like a butt.
50:19 Speaker 05 Like she was like Pied Piper coming off, like little kids.
50:23 Speaker 02 Magical.
50:25 Speaker 05 And it was as if she was like their like aunt.
50:27 Speaker 01 Literally fresh off the slopes in a non-drug way.
50:31 Speaker 05 And 11 children threw her hair around. Children. I was like, this is crazy. 11. She was like, that's a Diaz dozen. 18 is a baker's dozen. 11 is a Diaz dozen. It was incredible.
50:45 Speaker 02 Diaz dozen of doughnuts.
50:46 Speaker 01 That's a culture number 11.
50:48 Speaker 04 11, that's a Diaz dozen.
50:51 Speaker 02 Now, it is incredible what she's done in the Filipino community.
50:55 Speaker 05 Oh, yeah.
50:56 Speaker 02 Filipino?
50:57 Speaker 05 Lumpia.
50:57 Speaker 02 That clip is, she is revered.
51:01 Speaker 05 Lumpia?
51:01 Speaker 02 Lumpia? Adobo? I had it every day.
51:05 Speaker 05 I had it every day.
51:06 Speaker 02 Rice, my friends made the best rice.
51:09 Speaker 05 Lumpia?
51:10 Speaker 02 Lumpia?
51:10 Speaker 05 Lumpia?
51:11 Speaker 02 Adobo? And she just makes the face.
51:13 Speaker 05 It's incredible.
51:13 Speaker 02 The face, which is, I don't know what the face is.
51:16 Speaker 01 I think it's just Cameron face.
51:17 Speaker 02 It's just Cameron face.
51:18 Speaker 01 Just Cameron crushing.
51:19 Speaker 05 That thing only she can bring. What movie would you fall in love with Cameron Diaz too? Great question.
51:25 Speaker 02 With the original question.
51:26 Speaker 05 Oh, um, Charlie's Angels 2, of course.
51:28 Speaker 02 Full throttle.
51:29 Speaker 05 Oh, amazing.
51:30 Speaker 01 You know what's an underrated one?
51:31 Speaker 05 Huh?
51:32 Speaker 01 Bad Teacher.
51:33 Speaker 02 I've never seen it.
51:34 Speaker 01 She's very funny in Bad Teacher and she's.
51:36 Speaker 05 She's the teacher or no?
51:37 Speaker 01 She is the bad teacher. She like smokes out her car and like, you know.
51:41 Speaker 05 Like she hot boxes.
51:42 Speaker 01 She hooks up with Justin Timberlake, but he like, but he comes in his pants. They don't have sex.
51:47 Speaker 05 That's very something about Mary.
51:49 Speaker 01 This is after they had broken up, by the way. Professionals.
51:53 Speaker 05 Professionalism, my love.
51:55 Speaker 02 What's the movie with Toni Collette?
51:57 Speaker 01 Sorry, Terry.
52:00 Speaker 01 Oh, oh, in her shoes.
52:01 Speaker 02 In her shoes.
52:02 Speaker 05 Oh, yes.
52:03 Speaker 04 Lip is wild party.
52:04 Speaker 02 It was not wild party.
52:05 Speaker 05 Look, you heard it, Terry.
52:07 Speaker 02 What was the other one you said?
52:08 Speaker 04 It was a joke.
52:08 Speaker 05 Lip is wild party.
52:09 Speaker 04 The joke was I said the wrong wild party.
52:11 Speaker 05 That's Julia Murney.
52:12 Speaker 04 I know, that's what the joke was.
52:14 Speaker 02 Early days IMDb, I'm clicking on all these actresses pages.
52:18 Speaker 05 Yeah.
52:18 Speaker 02 Seeing what is in pre-production.
52:20 Speaker 05 Mm-hmm. Pre-pro.
52:21 Speaker 02 What was in pre-pro at the time for Cameron Diaz and Toni Collette, two actresses I loved.
52:25 Speaker 05 Yeah.
52:25 Speaker 04 IMDb.
52:26 Speaker 02 A movie called.
52:27 Speaker 04 I melt that bussy.
52:28 Speaker 02 There you go.
52:29 Speaker 04 Go ahead.
52:30 Speaker 05 No.
52:30 Speaker 02 The movie was in her shoes in pre-production. I go, I'm gonna be following this movie.
52:35 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm.
52:35 Speaker 02 Obsessively.
52:36 Speaker 05 To this day, you still do?
52:38 Speaker 02 And here's the twist.
52:39 Speaker 04 It's still in pre-pro?
52:40 Speaker 02 Still.
52:41 Speaker 01 You never saw it.
52:42 Speaker 02 Still never, still haven't seen it.
52:43 Speaker 01 Well, that's the only way you have to watch. Forget it, you're not going to the jockstrap party tonight.
52:47 Speaker 02 We're watching in her shoes.
52:49 Speaker 04 With Orna.
52:50 Speaker 01 Honey, it's the Shirley MacLaine vehicle to end all Shirley MacLaine vehicles.
52:56 Speaker 04 Talkback hosted by Dr. Orna.
52:58 Speaker 01 You know, it's one of Audrey from Little. Actually, knowing that you did this is important.
53:02 Speaker 04 I love that.
53:03 Speaker 01 I did the same thing, and this was also, were you like in a little awards game? Because you remember, it had, it had awards buzz.
53:08 Speaker 02 It had awards buzz? I was on the message boards, oh my god.
53:10 Speaker 01 I was devastated when it fell off awards predictions. I was like, but I wanted it, I wanted in her shoes to go all the way based just on logline.
53:17 Speaker 04 God, it really is a great title, in her shoes.
53:20 Speaker 01 It was a book.
53:21 Speaker 04 Huh.
53:22 Speaker 02 I love that.
53:22 Speaker 01 I know, I'm not behind that.
53:23 Speaker 05 That probably is.
53:24 Speaker 01 I'm not behind that assertion.
53:25 Speaker 04 It was a book.
53:26 Speaker 05 It's a book.
53:26 Speaker 04 It was a book.
53:26 Speaker 05 Best seller.
53:27 Speaker 01 That's it. I like it. It feels like a, it feels like the title of a movie that, where you're like, that was a book.
53:34 Speaker 05 That was a book. Name another one.
53:36 Speaker 01 About a boy.
53:37 Speaker 02 Devil Wears Prada 2.
53:39 Speaker 05 I saw it last year.
53:39 Speaker 04 Harry Potter.
53:40 Speaker 01 Can you, can you give us a review?
53:42 Speaker 05 Harry Potter.
53:42 Speaker 01 What's the review of Devil Wears Prada 2?
53:43 Speaker 05 They are like, three, well, Stanley Tucci 2, but there's like three of the most famous people. Sometimes when they're like doing shots together.
53:50 Speaker 01 If you really think about it.
53:51 Speaker 05 Who am I thinking about?
53:52 Speaker 01 Are you missing, are you missing out Emily Blunt, Anne Hathaway, or Meryl Streep?
53:56 Speaker 05 I'm talking about those three.
53:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
53:57 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:57 Speaker 04 And the four Stanley Tucci.
53:59 Speaker 05 Stanley, I was like, you know, but like, they, they, it was, it was like nuts. Isn't the first one, of course, Meryl was, but Emily was just showing up and Anne was famous, but not like the little.
54:08 Speaker 01 Not like that.
54:09 Speaker 05 So it was just like, sometimes they're in shots together, you're like, damn, y'all are like, this is like movie stars.
54:13 Speaker 04 What do you think the acting budget was?
54:15 Speaker 05 It was very fun. It's not as good as number one, but it's very, but it's very fun.
54:18 Speaker 04 How much did they spend on acting, actor and actress salaries for DWP?
54:23 Speaker 05 They probably got upwards of a hundred K.
54:25 Speaker 01 Okay, you know what, actually?
54:27 Speaker 05 What's day rate times four?
54:29 Speaker 01 You know, you know what I bet? I bet parody for all three of them.
54:33 Speaker 02 Most favorite nation?
54:34 Speaker 05 Parody.
54:35 Speaker 01 Favorite nations for all three of them. I bet, I bet 12.5 each.
54:39 Speaker 02 12.5?
54:40 Speaker 05 12.5 each, that's less than I would have guessed.
54:41 Speaker 02 Trillion dollars.
54:42 Speaker 05 But it's a different culture, a different climate.
54:44 Speaker 02 Do you think they get back end?
54:45 Speaker 01 Yes.
54:45 Speaker 02 They get back end. So you think they do anal?
54:48 Speaker 01 Honey.
54:49 Speaker 02 I'm about to give y'all back end. Come on, yes.
54:52 Speaker 01 Let's go.
54:52 Speaker 02 Let's keep the strap on this time.
54:53 Speaker 01 And now there has to be a third time.
54:54 Speaker 02 Don't pull down the drop strap this time.
54:57 Speaker 01 There we go.
54:58 Speaker 02 So nice.
54:59 Speaker 01 There's, it's just as I remember.
55:01 Speaker 02 As someone with no ass, I'm, I have ass envy.
55:03 Speaker 05 You have ass.
55:04 Speaker 02 I do not.
55:05 Speaker 01 It actually has been getting bigger and you know it's true.
55:07 Speaker 02 You notice?
55:07 Speaker 01 Yeah.
55:08 Speaker 05 You've noticed?
55:08 Speaker 01 I look at everyone's butt. If you were walking away from me, I'm looking at your butt.
55:12 Speaker 05 The surgeries are working.
55:13 Speaker 02 The surgeries are working, the shots, the shots. Matt has, Matt, Matt's has gotten so convex.
55:19 Speaker 01 My ass is big.
55:20 Speaker 05 Your globe.
55:21 Speaker 02 Just, you don't have to take it off.
55:22 Speaker 05 We can all show ass.
55:23 Speaker 01 I'm not gonna take it.
55:24 Speaker 02 Look at that, it's so, it's so shapely.
55:27 Speaker 05 It's fat.
55:28 Speaker 02 Mine's bigger than it was, but I just think it's maybe age.
55:31 Speaker 01 It's one of my favorite things about.
55:34 Speaker 05 Oh, look at this.
55:36 Speaker 02 This is so.
55:37 Speaker 05 No, honey.
55:37 Speaker 02 This is so special.
55:38 Speaker 05 I love the Josh and Aaron episodes, they get surreal.
55:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, they get so real and so pitchfork.
55:42 Speaker 01 It's just like ever since I was little, the first thing people would always say about me, and I know this is crazy to complain about, but it's always like, oh my God, like, I was like three or four. You have such a fat ass, just a fat fucking ass, like, and it just made me feel like growing up, like that was the good thing about me.
55:59 Speaker 05 I know.
55:59 Speaker 02 And it is.
56:00 Speaker 01 Baby. Oh my God.
56:02 Speaker 05 I always forget.
56:03 Speaker 01 I'm just gonna be like, I would love to be told I was smart or like.
56:07 Speaker 01 Funny.
56:07 Speaker 05 But you're not. You're not, hon.
56:10 Speaker 01 And I just have like a fat ass.
56:12 Speaker 05 You're just a big fat, I do remember.
56:13 Speaker 01 You're just a fat ass and teeth.
56:15 Speaker 05 When you used to not want to bottom, this, we're talking, we're going way into the past. I remember thinking.
56:20 Speaker 01 What a shame. Yeah, I've, I've, um.
56:23 Speaker 02 You've, you've changed.
56:24 Speaker 01 I've actually apologized to Henry about it.
56:26 Speaker 02 Oh.
56:28 Speaker 01 Cause I think that I.
56:28 Speaker 05 He said not accepted.
56:30 Speaker 01 No, he was like, oh, that's nice of you to say, didn't need it.
56:34 Speaker 02 Oh. Didn't need it?
56:36 Speaker 01 I didn't need you to pause it. Just because I had like bottom fear.
56:40 Speaker 05 Yeah, you remember you said you you watch porn and you watch them bottom and you want that? And I was like, yeah.
56:47 Speaker 01 It must have been like 24.
56:49 Speaker 05 It looks like it. Yes, yes, truly. You little boy. You're like, they look like they're in pain. They are, but then it then it turns good.
56:55 Speaker 01 Well, I remember you said to me, this is truly like how you know there are elders.
56:59 Speaker 05 My god.
56:59 Speaker 01 You were like, you were like. No, I didn't mean elders. I just mean like taught us a lot.
57:05 Speaker 05 Sure, of course.
57:06 Speaker 01 You said to me, well, it hurts every time, but that actually becomes part of it and becomes part of what's good about it.
57:12 Speaker 05 I said that?
57:13 Speaker 01 Yes.
57:14 Speaker 05 And you.
57:14 Speaker 01 And now my friend famously, who who also taught a lot said, and this actually made a lot of difference. He just said one time on on RuPaul's Drag Race, apropos of nothing, if you want it, it will not hurt.
57:27 Speaker 05 Yeah, you do have to want it. Sometimes it is crazy.
57:30 Speaker 01 For hours.
57:31 Speaker 05 For the tour.
57:32 Speaker 01 For the tour. Exactly.
57:33 Speaker 05 For the tour, the hours, and we just do the hours.
57:36 Speaker 04 These would be, wait, let's let's dream, let's cast.
57:38 Speaker 05 Shadow cast the hours.
57:39 Speaker 04 Shadow. Oh, yeah, it's a shadow cast Rocky Horror Style.
57:42 Speaker 01 This actually is really good.
57:43 Speaker 05 This is hard. Okay, well, there's the three main girls and then who there's.
57:47 Speaker 01 And then Stanley Tucci.
57:48 Speaker 05 Stanley Tucci.
57:49 Speaker 01 Stanley Tucci. No, Toni Collette.
57:51 Speaker 05 Toni.
57:51 Speaker 04 That's the Stanley Tucci of the hours.
57:53 Speaker 01 That's Stanley. Okay, but can we.
57:55 Speaker 04 That's your role of Gold's number 76. Toni Collette is the Stanley Tucci of the hours.
58:00 Speaker 01 It's true. And if when they do the hours two, she's gonna have a huge part.
58:03 Speaker 05 He loves to do that.
58:04 Speaker 01 But can we actually talk about the supporting women of the hours? Because we I know we're saying Toni Collette, but maybe we want to remember.
58:11 Speaker 05 You don't need to be supporting women.
58:13 Speaker 01 Allison Janney.
58:14 Speaker 05 Claire Danes. Ed Harris.
58:18 Speaker 01 Certainly Ed Harris.
58:19 Speaker 02 That's a sad one.
58:20 Speaker 01 Ed Harris.
58:21 Speaker 05 That's a sad one.
58:22 Speaker 04 I like the sad ones.
58:25 Speaker 01 But a straight gay icon in the same way that Stanley Tucci is.
58:27 Speaker 05 Who's Ed Harris married to again?
58:29 Speaker 04 Um, Oscar, Oscar, Amy Maddigan.
58:32 Speaker 05 That's a.
58:32 Speaker 04 That was like jump scare.
58:35 Speaker 05 Positive.
58:36 Speaker 04 To learn that on the award.
58:37 Speaker 05 I loved that.
58:38 Speaker 02 Okay, so we got it. We got to cast this, the hours.
58:40 Speaker 01 Yes.
58:40 Speaker 02 Oh, right.
58:41 Speaker 01 But I will say.
58:42 Speaker 05 Nicole, Julianne, Meryl.
58:44 Speaker 02 Toni.
58:45 Speaker 05 Should we all be supporting girls?
58:47 Speaker 02 Oh, that's interesting.
58:48 Speaker 05 And Cola Scola can be the three of them.
58:50 Speaker 02 Col should be the three of them.
58:52 Speaker 01 Or is Cole? All, everyone in the film.
58:56 Speaker 05 Except.
58:57 Speaker 02 Except we.
58:57 Speaker 05 We're watching it.
58:59 Speaker 02 And we're watching.
59:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, and we're watching.
59:00 Speaker 05 There's something here.
59:02 Speaker 02 I do wanna, I kinda wanna call dits on Tony in that movie, cuz you know what? She has the, to me, one of the most-
59:06 Speaker 01 Best part.
59:07 Speaker 02 One of the most heartbreaking lines in the whole thing was after Julianne kisses her.
59:10 Speaker 05 Yeah.
59:11 Speaker 02 She goes, like a huge, such a good scene, tense pause, and then, and then Tony goes, "You're so sweet." Devastating.
59:22 Speaker 01 Really good.
59:22 Speaker 02 Devos.
59:23 Speaker 05 I'm devos.
59:23 Speaker 02 I want Tony.
59:24 Speaker 05 Yeah.
59:24 Speaker 01 Okay, you can have Tony.
59:26 Speaker 05 What are they, Julianne, Nicole?
59:27 Speaker 01 So, Meryl plays modern day Clarissa.
59:32 Speaker 05 Um, I can be, um, since I've written a novel, I'll be Virginia Woolf.
59:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, you will.
59:39 Speaker 01 You will be Virginia Woolf.
59:40 Speaker 02 Would you like the nose?
59:41 Speaker 05 I would like the nose.
59:42 Speaker 01 The nose is mandatory.
59:43 Speaker 05 Nose is mandatory. And I'll really drown myself.
59:46 Speaker 02 I'm Meryl, cuz I'm in the modern day.
59:48 Speaker 05 Yes.
59:49 Speaker 02 Don't you feel I'm in the modern day?
59:50 Speaker 05 And I can see you with that fat ass in a 50's housewife's dress.
59:53 Speaker 02 You're Julianne.
59:54 Speaker 01 Super repressed and like, mm.
59:56 Speaker 02 Over for Tony. That means you try to kiss me and I reject you.
59:59 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:00:00 Speaker 02 Oh, and then you-
1:00:01 Speaker 01 Bomber.
1:00:01 Speaker 05 You wanna do it right now?
1:00:03 Speaker 01 It ruins, it ruins the close friendship forever.
1:00:05 Speaker 02 And then your son ends up killing himself.
1:00:08 Speaker 05 Oh, wow, because he was gonna die anyway.
1:00:10 Speaker 01 Spoiler alert for the hours.
1:00:12 Speaker 05 You guys, watch the hours.
1:00:14 Speaker 01 A book before it was a movie. Unlike what we think happened within her shoes.
1:00:18 Speaker 05 Not unlike, in her shoes, Ed Harris dies at the end.
1:00:22 Speaker 02 This is, this is actually a gorgeous challenge, right? Like, get four gay guys, anyone can do this. Four gay guys-
1:00:28 Speaker 05 To shut up, to shut up.
1:00:30 Speaker 02 Fun challenge.
1:00:31 Speaker 05 Good luck.
1:00:32 Speaker 02 Good luck.
1:00:33 Speaker 01 It's what all the producers in the room are thinking.
1:00:35 Speaker 05 Literally.
1:00:36 Speaker 02 They're like-
1:00:36 Speaker 01 But they've all got on their phone, they've all started doing other things.
1:00:39 Speaker 02 They're not even listening.
1:00:39 Speaker 05 They're on Grindr.
1:00:40 Speaker 01 Anna's on her computer, she's on Grindr.
1:00:42 Speaker 02 But this actually, this brings me to my thing, this challenge, I want four guys, uh, put an hour and a half on the clock.
1:00:48 Speaker 05 Okay.
1:00:49 Speaker 02 Just start talking about the movies you love, I don't know, just start talking about pop culture in a way where-
1:00:53 Speaker 01 Love cultureista.
1:00:55 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, but you don't, you can't have phones to, like, check and affirm-
1:00:59 Speaker 05 My uncle always says, like, when, when we're eating or whatever, and someone's like, "Who was the president then?", and looks it up, and he goes-
1:01:05 Speaker 02 A question never goes unanswered.
1:01:06 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:01:07 Speaker 02 Because at parties, questions used to go unanswered.
1:01:09 Speaker 01 I know, isn't that crazy? Well, that is a really fascinating thing.
1:01:12 Speaker 04 I will say, our friends and comedian Natasha Vaneblot, they also attended dinner parties and they've started making them look sort of adamantly no phone. And it's fun for the reasons of just like not having the phone.
1:01:22 Speaker 02 Yonder in their pockets for everybody.
1:01:23 Speaker 04 It also does that where you just go like, who is that? And you all want to Google it and you go, you just sort of talk it out and sometimes you go, I guess I don't know.
1:01:29 Speaker 02 When you find it, it's really good.
1:01:31 Speaker 04 You know, when you all find it, it feels really good.
1:01:33 Speaker 02 But also the mystery.
1:01:34 Speaker 04 And sometimes you don't find it and you just go, well, and you have to live in that.
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1:06:18 Speaker 04 Everyone say your favorite proper noun.
1:06:21 Speaker 05 Okay.
1:06:21 Speaker 04 Zoe Kazan.
1:06:24 Speaker 05 That's, oh yeah.
1:06:24 Speaker 04 Diane Weiss.
1:06:27 Speaker 01 Um, grape.
1:06:31 Speaker 02 Danny Manogue.
1:06:32 Speaker 01 Oh, sorry, proper noun. Grape soda.
1:06:35 Speaker 04 Unless it's the name of like a track.
1:06:36 Speaker 01 Sorry, grape soda. One of my close friends. You don't know my girl Grape Soda?
1:06:43 Speaker 05 She's a riot.
1:06:45 Speaker 01 She's in prison.
1:06:46 Speaker 04 She's in prison.
1:06:47 Speaker 01 I write to her every other week.
1:06:50 Speaker 04 Otherwise, my wrist cramps.
1:06:52 Speaker 05 Absolute.
1:06:53 Speaker 01 Otherwise, you know what started to happen? And don't.
1:06:56 Speaker 04 Don't tell the doctor.
1:06:57 Speaker 01 Don't tell the doctor, or do. Everyone just go like this. Naturally, put your hands up. Yep.
1:07:02 Speaker 04 Get your hands up! She said it 20 million times.
1:07:05 Speaker 01 Just as I suspected, everyone's hands naturally are in like that. They're supposed to be more like this.
1:07:11 Speaker 04 I was mimicking you.
1:07:12 Speaker 05 Yeah, we were just mimicking.
1:07:13 Speaker 01 So what do your hands naturally do?
1:07:15 Speaker 04 Oh, wait.
1:07:17 Speaker 01 No, I guess what I mean is like, at rest. At rest, do your fingers.
1:07:21 Speaker 04 Tell me to put my hands up. I'm gonna just see what the body does naturally.
1:07:24 Speaker 01 Hands up, hands up at wrist up.
1:07:28 Speaker 01 Everything's just a big psychosexual joke to you.
1:07:32 Speaker 05 I'm kinda shaking.
1:07:32 Speaker 04 Absolutely.
1:07:33 Speaker 01 What I'm saying is our phones have made our, the fact that we are at stasis. It's sort of like a carpal tunnel but for the fingers.
1:07:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:07:40 Speaker 05 So you like this, you think it should be like this naturally?
1:07:42 Speaker 01 I'm just saying like at rest, like it's not supposed to be curled in.
1:07:46 Speaker 05 Oh yeah. Squeeze your hand and make the tendons.
1:07:48 Speaker 04 Because we've been doing that so much.
1:07:48 Speaker 01 Yeah. Oh, wow.
1:07:49 Speaker 05 Isn't that fun?
1:07:50 Speaker 04 Whoa. Why does mine naturally do this?
1:07:52 Speaker 01 That's so interesting.
1:07:54 Speaker 04 Why does mine naturally do this? What do you think this means? That's so sick.
1:07:58 Speaker 01 It means you're around a lot of guys with weird cocks.
1:08:00 Speaker 04 Wait, honey. You're ready for the eagle.
1:08:02 Speaker 05 Big spoiler.
1:08:04 Speaker 01 I don't know what, I don't know who you're.
1:08:06 Speaker 05 Physical comedian.
1:08:07 Speaker 04 Drama desk, my love.
1:08:08 Speaker 01 With a cock that's so cylindrical.
1:08:10 Speaker 04 Huh?
1:08:11 Speaker 05 Um, Jenna Bush is in, Jenna Bush Hager is in Devil's Part Two.
1:08:15 Speaker 01 How'd she do?
1:08:16 Speaker 05 She's great. It was in a scene with 400 cameos. It was literally like, boop, ba-da-doo, ba-da-boop, ba-da-doo. And screaming at them all.
1:08:23 Speaker 01 He was nervous she would be cut.
1:08:25 Speaker 04 She didn't get cut, honey.
1:08:25 Speaker 01 We're actually seeing her on Tuesday. She's coming in on the pod and I'm happy to know she's not cut.
1:08:30 Speaker 05 I screamed at the screen.
1:08:31 Speaker 04 Where's Matt?
1:08:32 Speaker 05 I did feel like.
1:08:33 Speaker 04 Shakira, who are you?
1:08:34 Speaker 05 I don't know Caleb very well, but he's in the movie and I did feel like I hung out with him. You know what, when you see your friends in something and you're, I was like, oh, that was fun when I saw Caleb. He didn't, that was parasocial doll.
1:08:44 Speaker 01 You've never hung out with him?
1:08:45 Speaker 05 No, no, I've met him, but I mean, I'm like, I feel, I don't know him well, but I was like, oh, that was nice that I got to hang out with Caleb.
1:08:49 Speaker 04 He must radiate on screen.
1:08:51 Speaker 05 Yeah, he's great.
1:08:52 Speaker 01 Oh, he definitely does. He was in this chair radiating.
1:08:54 Speaker 05 Damn.
1:08:55 Speaker 04 Damn.
1:08:55 Speaker 05 Much like John Waters.
1:08:59 Speaker 01 Guys, please, cause it's a joke until you fuck up the equipment. Because you know what? A lot of people worked really fucking hard to set this up.
1:09:08 Speaker 04 Rule of culture. A lot of people worked really fucking hard to set this up.
1:09:12 Speaker 05 That's not even a number. It's just the number one.
1:09:15 Speaker 01 That's the rule of culture.
1:09:17 Speaker 04 A lot of people.
1:09:18 Speaker 01 It goes above the list. Look, a lot of people worked really hard to set this up.
1:09:21 Speaker 05 Number one.
1:09:22 Speaker 01 Number one. Which actually is, playing alphabet is war.
1:09:27 Speaker 05 That's the number one rule.
1:09:28 Speaker 04 That's the number one.
1:09:29 Speaker 05 One of, one of a few.
1:09:31 Speaker 04 This is an obvious question. Someone keeps all of these somewhere. There's like a wiki. Your fans are putting them everywhere. Or y'all do that?
1:09:39 Speaker 02 We do not do that, but I think there's one. There are a few devoted fans out there who update a living document like the Constitution.
1:09:46 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:09:47 Speaker 05 Devoted is a nice word. Yes.
1:09:49 Speaker 02 Devoted. I love devoted. I used the word devoted in, um... I said it last night at dinner. We had, we cut a joke for one of our nominations, but it was belly worship and I was like, devote, I want to devote myself to belly worship.
1:10:03 Speaker 05 Devoted.
1:10:04 Speaker 04 That's good.
1:10:04 Speaker 05 Devote has...
1:10:05 Speaker 02 Hopelessly devoted.
1:10:06 Speaker 04 Devoted, my love.
1:10:07 Speaker 01 We're just gonna reveal this. One of the, one of the categories is Shrek Award for top thing we want to do to that green guy. And one of the potential nominees was belly worship.
1:10:18 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:10:18 Speaker 01 But it got cut.
1:10:19 Speaker 02 It got cut.
1:10:19 Speaker 01 In favor of what we felt were stronger nominees. But I guess we'll see. It'll be up to...
1:10:24 Speaker 05 It's nice for the DVD.
1:10:26 Speaker 02 Sure.
1:10:26 Speaker 01 By the way, Shrek had some really good DVD extras back there.
1:10:30 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
1:10:31 Speaker 01 That was one of the good DVDs.
1:10:32 Speaker 02 I miss the DVD.
1:10:33 Speaker 01 Cameron. That's something we want.
1:10:34 Speaker 02 Cameron. Oh my god, maybe that's where she was hottest.
1:10:37 Speaker 04 That's where she was hottest. That's, I want that for Dick so bad to do commentary.
1:10:40 Speaker 02 I know. And they filmed all that behind the scenes footage. It's like you can cobble something together.
1:10:44 Speaker 04 I don't know. But they did a bunch.
1:10:46 Speaker 02 Honey, in Disney's vaults. Y'all have the vinyl and the Sewer Boys merch.
1:10:50 Speaker 04 Is that not enough?
1:10:51 Speaker 02 Not enough.
1:10:51 Speaker 04 Good point. Good point.
1:10:53 Speaker 01 You know, the talkback should be U2 and Megan.
1:10:57 Speaker 02 The or Mole? Ally?
1:11:00 Speaker 01 Oh, The.
1:11:01 Speaker 02 The. The. Of course.
1:11:03 Speaker 01 Megan Mullally is a huge rap artist.
1:11:05 Speaker 04 She is a huge rap artist.
1:11:06 Speaker 05 She's a rap artist.
1:11:07 Speaker 01 You can't get her in.
1:11:08 Speaker 02 I bet she would list the movie in her Playbill bio.
1:11:11 Speaker 05 Well, she's gone.
1:11:12 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:11:13 Speaker 02 She left.
1:11:13 Speaker 01 Oh, I know.
1:11:15 Speaker 02 Damn.
1:11:16 Speaker 01 Savage.
1:11:17 Speaker 04 I did see a gay guy on the subway the other day in three pieces of Megan Thee Stallion Moulin Rouge merch. T-shirt, hat, tote. And I went...
1:11:27 Speaker 05 Let's go.
1:11:27 Speaker 01 I did, I did watch the Megan Thee Stallion Moulin Rouge medley approximately 200.
1:11:32 Speaker 05 It was here.
1:11:33 Speaker 01 Come on.
1:11:33 Speaker 05 Smiling ear to ear, absolutely like hell bent on buying a ticket. Charisma. Yeah, she's fucking charisma.
1:11:42 Speaker 02 Like, it's, it's a different kind of stunt casting, quote unquote, when it's like, oh, you just let the person who is a natural live performer, like, just do their thing.
1:11:50 Speaker 04 And do a part that's just that.
1:11:52 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, she's not playing Sateen.
1:11:55 Speaker 04 Exactly.
1:11:55 Speaker 02 She could.
1:11:56 Speaker 04 She could.
1:11:57 Speaker 02 Cough into a napkin.
1:11:58 Speaker 04 She will.
1:11:59 Speaker 05 Remember our theater spree?
1:12:00 Speaker 02 Yes, I'd never seen so much theater.
1:12:01 Speaker 04 We have to go back.
1:12:03 Speaker 02 We have to go back.
1:12:03 Speaker 04 What should we see this summer?
1:12:05 Speaker 02 There's something I would, I do want to see Lost Boys.
1:12:07 Speaker 05 I'm dying to see it too.
1:12:09 Speaker 02 I want to see Lost Boys.
1:12:10 Speaker 04 That would be fun.
1:12:10 Speaker 05 I want to see those twinks fly around.
1:12:13 Speaker 02 Do they fly?
1:12:13 Speaker 04 Yes, my eyes.
1:12:14 Speaker 05 It's a vampire.
1:12:15 Speaker 04 Spiderman.
1:12:16 Speaker 02 They're vampires.
1:12:17 Speaker 05 It's the most, second most expensive musical of all time? Stop. After Spiderman. Really?
1:12:22 Speaker 02 Them twinks are flying.
1:12:23 Speaker 05 Them twinks are flying.
1:12:24 Speaker 02 It's, it's, it's all about the wires.
1:12:26 Speaker 04 It's all about the wires.
1:12:27 Speaker 05 This is a new similar. We saw Rocky Horror.
1:12:31 Speaker 01 You, did you see it yet?
1:12:32 Speaker 02 I have not, I'm seeing it Tuesday.
1:12:33 Speaker 05 I really enjoyed it.
1:12:33 Speaker 02 I thought it was great.
1:12:34 Speaker 04 Rocky Horror. I loved it. I'll see it again.
1:12:37 Speaker 05 We sat, oh, we went to the opening of Cats, Chalk Ball and the opening of Rocky Horror, both times sat directly behind Murray Hill.
1:12:43 Speaker 04 Which was so.
1:12:45 Speaker 05 To both times.
1:12:45 Speaker 04 Showbiz. I was gonna say, both times have the experience of like, you're talking and then in front of you, someone goes, "Hey, showbiz."
1:12:51 Speaker 05 That's exactly, she's exactly who you want to be. When I'm not even talking like, oh, a couple rows away or like, a little like. Right. Just right in front of us both times, Murray Hill.
1:13:01 Speaker 04 Murray Hill.
1:13:02 Speaker 05 Wow.
1:13:03 Speaker 04 Killing me because.
1:13:05 Speaker 05 Showbiz.
1:13:06 Speaker 04 They're doing a pre-show speech, like the director of the Roundabout, he's thanking court partners and he's like, of course, American Express, Murray. Let's go Amex.
1:13:12 Speaker 05 Let's go Amex.
1:13:14 Speaker 04 Showbiz.
1:13:15 Speaker 05 Amex.
1:13:16 Speaker 01 The rise of Murray Hill is one of great, is a great New York story.
1:13:18 Speaker 05 Well, it was foretold.
1:13:19 Speaker 02 It was foretold.
1:13:20 Speaker 05 It was foretold, of course.
1:13:21 Speaker 04 Has Murray been on Pod?
1:13:22 Speaker 02 No, he should.
1:13:23 Speaker 05 Oh, that would be fun.
1:13:24 Speaker 04 And yeah.
1:13:25 Speaker 05 By the way, you know who I.
1:13:26 Speaker 04 And Nathan Lee Graham has been on Pod?
1:13:28 Speaker 05 Not for many years. But not for a very long.
1:13:30 Speaker 04 I was thinking that recently when we were kikiing with him.
1:13:31 Speaker 05 We hung out with him at the Titanic.
1:13:33 Speaker 04 That's a person that can make me shut up because I just am like, please, only you talk.
1:13:37 Speaker 05 Funniest. Yeah. I said, because Nathan Lee Graham was in the original La Cusa Wild Party, which me and my sister used to listen to a lot in high school. And I saw the. With Tony. And I saw the City Center Encore production, which was wonderful. And when we ran into Nathan, I said, oh, my God, Nathan, the whole time during Wild Party, I was thinking of you. He goes, I bet you were.
1:13:58 Speaker 04 Perfect.
1:13:59 Speaker 05 I bet you were.
1:14:00 Speaker 04 Perfect creature.
1:14:01 Speaker 05 Perfect person.
1:14:02 Speaker 01 He was on the podcast like within the first, maybe two years of us having it. And he was.
1:14:07 Speaker 05 Back in the apartment?
1:14:08 Speaker 01 The first thing we asked.
1:14:09 Speaker 04 Forever Dog apartment?
1:14:10 Speaker 01 No. This was at a WeWork.
1:14:12 Speaker 05 It was at WeWork. I remember that day.
1:14:13 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:14:14 Speaker 05 I'm so excited.
1:14:14 Speaker 01 We used to do this out of a WeWork for like months. And then, um.
1:14:17 Speaker 05 Still doodle.
1:14:17 Speaker 01 He came in, he came in with a tea. And the first thing we asked him was, we're like, what's your tea flavor? And he just goes, constant comment.
1:14:26 Speaker 05 I still.
1:14:26 Speaker 01 And that was the title of that.
1:14:27 Speaker 05 Constant comment.
1:14:29 Speaker 04 I feel like we've said this before, but I do think Nathan Lee Graham in Zoolander is like.
1:14:34 Speaker 01 Chill out.
1:14:34 Speaker 04 Gay blueprint, like a piece of gay iconography that like created a generation of comedians.
1:14:39 Speaker 01 My mistake, Shachabim.
1:14:41 Speaker 04 I really do think.
1:14:42 Speaker 05 We, and we would all go on to play a gay assistant.
1:14:44 Speaker 01 We really would.
1:14:46 Speaker 04 We're all doing that.
1:14:47 Speaker 05 Yeah. Have I done it? Have I done an assistant?
1:14:49 Speaker 04 God, I feel like I have.
1:14:50 Speaker 05 I've definitely been like gay guy, like that.
1:14:53 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:14:53 Speaker 05 I don't know if I was an assistant, but I've definitely been like a bitchy gay guy.
1:14:57 Speaker 01 Like even Caleb Heron.
1:14:59 Speaker 05 Hell, he just did it.
1:14:59 Speaker 01 Like he's joined us in the like in, in like.
1:15:03 Speaker 04 Well, he's the king of gay assistant mountain right now. He's sort of the.
1:15:06 Speaker 05 Sure.
1:15:07 Speaker 04 Number one chair, top chair.
1:15:08 Speaker 01 Big time.
1:15:09 Speaker 04 Until someone else takes him to be in D, DLP.
1:15:13 Speaker 01 Well, you'll have to see the film.
1:15:14 Speaker 04 He's the final boss at this moment.
1:15:16 Speaker 01 Oh, I guess maybe something happens at the end of the film.
1:15:19 Speaker 04 Oh, my God.
1:15:20 Speaker 01 There's a turn with that character.
1:15:23 Speaker 05 You'll have to see the film. They go to Milan.
1:15:26 Speaker 01 They do?
1:15:27 Speaker 05 Yes.
1:15:28 Speaker 02 Amazing city.
1:15:29 Speaker 01 I wish we had seen more of it.
1:15:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, there's, there's not much to see, honestly. It's just.
1:15:34 Speaker 05 Y'all are dragging Milan.
1:15:36 Speaker 01 A little bit.
1:15:36 Speaker 02 I think Milan likes being dragged. Cause we were even talking to the locals there, they're like.
1:15:40 Speaker 04 Shots fired.
1:15:41 Speaker 05 They're like, why you doesn't know?
1:15:42 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:15:42 Speaker 01 Not like Mulan, don't drag her.
1:15:44 Speaker 02 Don't drag her.
1:15:45 Speaker 01 You want a sword to the neck.
1:15:46 Speaker 04 Thank you.
1:15:47 Speaker 05 Let's get down to business. Wait, I just learned that Carrie Fisher did punch ups on Anastasia script.
1:15:52 Speaker 01 She did punch up so much.
1:15:54 Speaker 05 But isn't that fierce?
1:15:55 Speaker 01 She was one of the most prolific Hollywood script doctors.
1:15:58 Speaker 04 Do we have the like full list of everything she did punch him off? Cause I feel like every year you learn a new one.
1:16:02 Speaker 05 She, well, I learned this from Izzy's Be Kind Rewind, which everyone should watch.
1:16:06 Speaker 02 Oh, I love.
1:16:07 Speaker 04 Izzy should be on pod, that'd be.
1:16:08 Speaker 05 Oh, God, yeah. If you can get her.
1:16:10 Speaker 04 Yeah, good luck.
1:16:11 Speaker 02 Good luck.
1:16:12 Speaker 05 She took Michael to Judy Garland's jacket unveiling at Carnegie Hall.
1:16:17 Speaker 02 So.
1:16:18 Speaker 01 Holy moly.
1:16:19 Speaker 05 It's holy moly.
1:16:19 Speaker 02 Oh, was he so happy?
1:16:20 Speaker 05 Happy as a clam.
1:16:21 Speaker 02 Damn.
1:16:22 Speaker 04 There was something we were all trying to get tickets to and I feel like someone's like, can everybody do this date? And Michael had to be like, no, I'm seeing Judy Garland's jacket unveiling.
1:16:30 Speaker 05 Well, we were going to go to Josh Daniels Cabaret, which I had to leave to see Amy Jo Jackson be Tamara.
1:16:34 Speaker 04 But I loved hearing that excuse. No, I have to go see Judy Garland.
1:16:38 Speaker 05 I can't.
1:16:39 Speaker 04 Absolutely you do.
1:16:39 Speaker 05 Carnegie Hall to see Judy Garland's jacket.
1:16:41 Speaker 02 Of course. And it's the jacket from the night?
1:16:43 Speaker 05 It's from the night, yeah.
1:16:43 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
1:16:44 Speaker 05 Lorna was there.
1:16:46 Speaker 02 Lorna.
1:16:47 Speaker 01 Miss Luft.
1:16:47 Speaker 02 Miss Luft.
1:16:48 Speaker 01 You know that we.
1:16:49 Speaker 04 Lorna and Orna.
1:16:50 Speaker 02 Oh, my God.
1:16:52 Speaker 01 She'll come.
1:16:54 Speaker 02 Goroluft Nick.
1:16:56 Speaker 04 Yes, and they do sideshow.
1:16:58 Speaker 02 And they do sideshow.
1:16:59 Speaker 04 At 54 below.
1:17:00 Speaker 02 They should come on For the Tour.
1:17:02 Speaker 04 They should come on For the Tour. It's us and Lorna Luft and Orna Goroluft. Lorna.
1:17:06 Speaker 01 I do think For the Tour as a rule needs a surprise fifth at the end of every show.
1:17:11 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:17:12 Speaker 04 Well, I.
1:17:13 Speaker 05 That's probably.
1:17:13 Speaker 04 I don't know if we can say this on it, but I think it would be funny if we did like an iconic R and B song. Like one of the ones that has one of the like speaking monologues, you know, and like someone like Ariana Grande comes out to only do the speaking part.
1:17:25 Speaker 02 And then leaves.
1:17:26 Speaker 05 Doesn't sing.
1:17:27 Speaker 04 We need, we need a, a cunty singer to come out and just do the like, the like leaving the voicemail part.
1:17:32 Speaker 05 Yeah, yeah.
1:17:32 Speaker 04 The skit.
1:17:33 Speaker 02 Do you know what has a great, just opening speaking part of that, of this sort of canon is Whitney Houston and Deborah Cox?
1:17:40 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:17:41 Speaker 02 Same script, different cast.
1:17:42 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:17:42 Speaker 02 It starts, it opens with Whitney going, Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come. And then Deborah goes, Whitney, what's this about? And then they started to...
1:17:52 Speaker 04 Okay, so yeah.
1:17:53 Speaker 01 What's this about? What's this about? Whitney, what's this about?
1:17:56 Speaker 04 So yeah, Ari comes out with...
1:17:59 Speaker 02 That's amazing. Deb, thank you for being woman enough to come. Deb, Whitney, what's this about?
1:18:04 Speaker 01 Whitney, what's this about?
1:18:05 Speaker 04 Ari and Ben Platt come out and they just do those two lines and then they leave.
1:18:08 Speaker 01 They leave.
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1:21:44 Speaker 01 So this is I don't think so, honey.
1:21:46 Speaker 04 Whatever.
1:21:47 Speaker 01 You know what it is.
1:21:49 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:21:49 Speaker 01 I explain it every single time on the episode. And every single time when I get to the explanation, it's end. I'm like, why did I do that?
1:21:56 Speaker 04 Well, if you don't know, pause right now and go and listen to any other episode.
1:22:00 Speaker 01 Any other episode. I explain it on every single one.
1:22:04 Speaker 04 Do the work.
1:22:05 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:22:06 Speaker 02 Okay. Matt Rogers has one. This is Matt Rogers, I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
1:22:10 Speaker 01 I don't think so, honey. Andrew Lloyd Webber being like, well, we can't do the balcony scene in Evita because... We have gun laws in Britain. The reason they can't do it is because there's no balcony at that theater where that would make it logistically feasible. I don't think so, honey, that we needed to make it about gun violence.
1:22:30 Speaker 02 And now we're picturing Zegler getting sniped.
1:22:33 Speaker 01 And now I'm picturing it, and I'm sure now she is like, well, yeah, I guess that was an option, wasn't thinking about it. But let's just remind all of America.
1:22:43 Speaker 04 They let them do it in.
1:22:44 Speaker 01 What the wound is that we're walking around with, which is that we have no goddamn gun laws, but that is not the reason.
1:22:51 Speaker 04 They let the boy walk around.
1:22:53 Speaker 01 Why Rachel Zegler cannot do this element, and I'm sure they'll think of something. Here's an idea, you blast her out into Times Square, she does it from there.
1:23:02 Speaker 04 From a cannon.
1:23:02 Speaker 01 I like that idea, Jamie Lloyd, but I will say, we didn't need to go there, Andrew Lloyd Webber, kind of similar to Cinderella, the bad musical.
1:23:11 Speaker 04 Oh, I didn't know he said that.
1:23:14 Speaker 01 There you go, shots fired, and not in that way.
1:23:17 Speaker 02 He could have said the same thing for Sunset Boulevard.
1:23:20 Speaker 04 They do it eight times a week.
1:23:21 Speaker 01 They do it eight times a week.
1:23:22 Speaker 04 Rain, sleet, and snow.
1:23:23 Speaker 02 He's out there for a while.
1:23:24 Speaker 05 Something that was so fun was what, I can't remember the theater, the St. James? What theater is the St. James? It's right across from Sardi's. If you went to Sardi's during intermission, you got to live watch every time.
1:23:36 Speaker 04 On those plate glass walls. We get a martini and sit at the plate glass, and just watch Tom get on the street.
1:23:42 Speaker 01 That's fun.
1:23:43 Speaker 04 It was really fun.
1:23:44 Speaker 01 Sunset Boulevard.
1:23:45 Speaker 04 You can't hear a thing. You're gonna watch this person with like the audio card.
1:23:49 Speaker 05 Sometimes they have umbrellas.
1:23:50 Speaker 04 It's cool.
1:23:51 Speaker 05 It was so fun.
1:23:52 Speaker 01 I love when they add a little, you know, I saw it four times.
1:23:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, I would have.
1:23:56 Speaker 01 I, it was.
1:23:57 Speaker 04 If I was rich like you.
1:23:58 Speaker 01 Oh, please.
1:23:59 Speaker 05 Drag her.
1:24:00 Speaker 02 Oh, after the drama desk.
1:24:02 Speaker 04 After the drama desk.
1:24:03 Speaker 05 Well, there's that prize money.
1:24:04 Speaker 04 Yeah, don't forget about that $200,000 prize from Ru.
1:24:07 Speaker 02 Melt it down and make jewelry.
1:24:09 Speaker 05 We should go see Lost Boys. I'm really glad.
1:24:11 Speaker 02 Let's do it.
1:24:12 Speaker 05 That would be fun.
1:24:13 Speaker 02 I really wanna see Lost Boys.
1:24:14 Speaker 01 We should do it.
1:24:15 Speaker 02 We should play them.
1:24:15 Speaker 05 Go.
1:24:16 Speaker 04 No, no, no. No, I just was Andrew Lloyd Webber. I can't believe you said that, but we've moved on.
1:24:20 Speaker 05 So funny.
1:24:21 Speaker 01 He's one of our most be saying things, people.
1:24:26 Speaker 05 Yeah, he be, he been rich too long.
1:24:28 Speaker 01 Never forget when he was a guest judge on American Idol years and years and years ago, and they were doing Andrew, the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber, which sure.
1:24:35 Speaker 04 And that was a coincidence, actually. Gasped before they figure it just happened.
1:24:40 Speaker 01 They were doing it and the girl was singing, um, Memory or something.
1:24:44 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's one of the ones.
1:24:45 Speaker 01 And, um, he was like, no, no, no. Remember when you sing this, you're an old glamour puss.
1:24:56 Speaker 01 And she was like.
1:24:57 Speaker 05 Seventeen year old girl from fucking Iowa.
1:25:00 Speaker 01 He definitely said the word glamour puss.
1:25:03 Speaker 04 Evita's a glamour puss.
1:25:04 Speaker 01 And I'll never forget they, when Joel McHale hosted the soup years ago.
1:25:09 Speaker 05 Yeah.
1:25:09 Speaker 01 He just played the clip about eighteen times in a row of glamour puss. And I did think the soup was the height of comedy.
1:25:15 Speaker 04 But this is good.
1:25:16 Speaker 05 Yeah, it is.
1:25:16 Speaker 04 Direct to Rachel Zegler, because I know you're watching.
1:25:18 Speaker 05 You always do.
1:25:19 Speaker 04 When you're Evita up there, you're a glamour puss.
1:25:23 Speaker 05 Don't you dare forget it.
1:25:24 Speaker 04 She knows. She knows, but it bears repeating. You're a glamour puss up there.
1:25:29 Speaker 05 Not a glamour puss. Evita is a glamour puss.
1:25:33 Speaker 01 She can play emerald. Get it?
1:25:37 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:25:37 Speaker 05 Yep.
1:25:39 Speaker 01 You know what I listened, you know what was, you know what was on my for sure top five most played, but I think Spotify like couldn't compute this level of gay, so it didn't make it.
1:25:47 Speaker 04 What year are we talking?
1:25:48 Speaker 01 It was the, um, the phone call scene from Sunset Boulevard when Nicole is like. Is this, Mrs. Shaver?
1:25:57 Speaker 05 Yes.
1:25:58 Speaker 01 I'm calling. And it's just this whole crazy ass phone. Do you know where he lives?
1:26:07 Speaker 04 And Spotify wouldn't put it on there.
1:26:09 Speaker 01 I was just, I listened to it so many times.
1:26:12 Speaker 05 It was good. And it, and it, and it charted for Matt.
1:26:15 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:26:16 Speaker 05 Wait, were you guys, did we, did we see the Glenn Close revival revival together?
1:26:20 Speaker 01 For my birthday.
1:26:22 Speaker 04 Because we were so far back.
1:26:23 Speaker 01 Yep.
1:26:23 Speaker 04 And everyone's clapping because of her entrance. We could only see her little feet.
1:26:26 Speaker 01 Screaming. We were in, we were in probably the third row from the back. It was like fifteen of us. We all bought tickets.
1:26:31 Speaker 04 Huge theater.
1:26:32 Speaker 01 Seventeen dollars each to Sunset Boulevard, the revival with Glenn Close.
1:26:35 Speaker 04 This was the eighties.
1:26:38 Speaker 05 Of course.
1:26:38 Speaker 01 She comes out. Just her feet are showing, was all we can see.
1:26:42 Speaker 04 Everyone else, they can see the doll.
1:26:44 Speaker 02 That's bad direction and blocking.
1:26:45 Speaker 04 They don't care about the pores.
1:26:47 Speaker 02 Oh god.
1:26:48 Speaker 04 She should have done it like this.
1:26:50 Speaker 01 Uh oh.
1:26:52 Speaker 01 Don't show a hole. She's, she's down.
1:26:54 Speaker 04 You can see her face.
1:26:56 Speaker 01 Well, we wish. We can't get one.
1:26:58 Speaker 04 Hog eye!
1:27:02 Speaker 01 Alright. Oh god, do I have one? Do ya? I mean, I found mine just before.
1:27:08 Speaker 04 If you don't have it.
1:27:09 Speaker 01 Uh, no.
1:27:09 Speaker 04 Do you need to go first? I forget if that's required.
1:27:12 Speaker 02 Actually, since we break form all the time here.
1:27:14 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:27:15 Speaker 02 Maybe Josh goes.
1:27:16 Speaker 01 You have one?
1:27:17 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:27:17 Speaker 01 With one minute.
1:27:19 Speaker 04 It came to me earlier.
1:27:21 Speaker 01 This is Joshua D. Sharp.
1:27:22 Speaker 04 Get this off my chest.
1:27:23 Speaker 01 I don't think so, honey. And his time starts now.
1:27:26 Speaker 04 I don't think so, honey. To all you folks at home beating your meat to how sexy my voice sounds right now. Oh, I hate how much y'all are stroking your hogs because my voice is just so sexy.
1:27:40 Speaker 02 Oh yeah.
1:27:40 Speaker 04 Stroking those pussies and those cocks just because I have the, such a sexy, sexy voice. Ooh, I don't think so, honey. Y'all are little pervert pickies. Let me be.
1:27:52 Speaker 01 And that's on Grindr.
1:27:53 Speaker 04 Just because my voice sounds like sex.
1:27:56 Speaker 01 Thirty seconds.
1:27:58 Speaker 04 Oh, I don't think so, honey. I don't think that y'all are about to come because of my voice right now.
1:28:03 Speaker 01 This is just too much.
1:28:04 Speaker 04 Oh, I don't want y'all to come because I sound so fucking, and you're watching me too! I don't think so, honey. Don't come.
1:28:12 Speaker 01 It is a podcast.
1:28:13 Speaker 04 Don't come. Oh fuck, oh fuck, don't come.
1:28:16 Speaker 01 Kamala coded.
1:28:17 Speaker 04 Don't fucking come right now. I don't think you can come.
1:28:21 Speaker 01 Do not come. And that's one minute?
1:28:25 Speaker 04 Dun dun dun.
1:28:27 Speaker 01 And that's a minute.
1:28:28 Speaker 02 We can't cut that down for socials.
1:28:30 Speaker 01 No one did come.
1:28:31 Speaker 04 Did I ask you to? Play the whole thing?
1:28:33 Speaker 02 That's all, that's all podcasts are these days.
1:28:35 Speaker 01 DJ, run it back.
1:28:37 Speaker 02 Hit the track.
1:28:38 Speaker 01 Hit the track. I've got one. Okay.
1:28:40 Speaker 04 I really need one.
1:28:41 Speaker 02 That was amazing.
1:28:41 Speaker 01 That was really good and important. I needed to remember that. Um, this is Bo and Yang's. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
1:28:49 Speaker 02 I don't think so, honey. What's the deal with sparkling water?
1:28:52 Speaker 04 There she goes.
1:28:53 Speaker 02 Oh, and it's spicy and you like it.
1:28:58 Speaker 02 And sparkling will not when the lights are off. There's no light to refract through the bubbles. And isn't that interesting? And yet we still call it that. You know what we call it in other languages? Water with air, because that's all it is. Let's not give it too much editorializing by calling it sparkling. The gerund doesn't really need to be there, does it now? You can say sparkle water. Sparkling is just-
1:29:27 Speaker 04 Still in process.
1:29:28 Speaker 02 Still in process and it's ephemeral, honey, like all things in life. At one point it will stop sparkling and bubbling. Let it be what it is, which is just carbonated water, which you would have to make out of some crazy contraption.
1:29:44 Speaker 01 Five seconds.
1:29:45 Speaker 02 And put your phosphates in that and it would be okay. I want my sodas sweet and not neutral slash spicy.
1:29:54 Speaker 01 That's one minute.
1:29:54 Speaker 04 I love that.
1:29:55 Speaker 02 Spicy.
1:29:56 Speaker 04 You're so right. Everywhere else, con gas.
1:29:59 Speaker 02 Con gas.
1:29:59 Speaker 04 And also sin gas.
1:30:00 Speaker 02 Sin gas.
1:30:01 Speaker 04 It's interesting that that's the binary. With air or without air.
1:30:05 Speaker 01 Clarifying question. A clarifying question.
1:30:07 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:30:08 Speaker 01 Gerund. This is just a word with ing?
1:30:11 Speaker 02 No, it is a specific use of the ing.
1:30:13 Speaker 04 But most ing verbs are gonna be gerunds.
1:30:16 Speaker 01 Okay, so ing inaction is a gerund?
1:30:18 Speaker 02 Yes, yes.
1:30:19 Speaker 01 Kissing, I was running, I was picking, choosing. Well, yeah.
1:30:24 Speaker 04 I was fisting.
1:30:26 Speaker 02 Fisting.
1:30:27 Speaker 01 Fucking.
1:30:29 Speaker 02 Jerking.
1:30:29 Speaker 04 Lying.
1:30:30 Speaker 01 I was allowing.
1:30:32 Speaker 02 Allowing.
1:30:33 Speaker 01 Iron Jackson.
1:30:35 Speaker 02 I was steaming.
1:30:36 Speaker 01 Steaming?
1:30:37 Speaker 02 I can't believe that I called my man cheating.
1:30:41 Speaker 01 I'm trying to think of the next line.
1:30:42 Speaker 05 No, I know, I'm sorry, I skipped one. I was steaming.
1:30:45 Speaker 01 Well, he was scheming.
1:30:46 Speaker 05 Well, he was scheming. I was beaming in the beam, just be, just steaming.
1:30:50 Speaker 01 Ooh, here's a question. Is it still a Jaren if they stylize it like steaming?
1:30:54 Speaker 05 Yeah, sure.
1:30:56 Speaker 04 That's a Jaren.
1:30:57 Speaker 05 Yeah, I was gonna say. You got me, girl.
1:30:59 Speaker 04 Girl.
1:31:00 Speaker 01 That's what you get here on Los Culturistas. Incisive wordplay.
1:31:04 Speaker 04 Incisive.
1:31:05 Speaker 01 So, these have been really, really good so far today.
1:31:09 Speaker 04 How will I compete?
1:31:10 Speaker 01 And I do not envy you, Aaron Jackson.
1:31:13 Speaker 04 You can pass.
1:31:16 Speaker 04 No one's done it, but you always have the option to go, "Pass."
1:31:19 Speaker 05 I have one, I think.
1:31:20 Speaker 01 Alright.
1:31:21 Speaker 05 It's gonna be...
1:31:22 Speaker 04 I'm thinking.
1:31:22 Speaker 05 I think.
1:31:23 Speaker 04 Jaren.
1:31:23 Speaker 05 I think.
1:31:24 Speaker 01 I have one, I thinking.
1:31:25 Speaker 05 Okay, ready?
1:31:26 Speaker 01 This is Aaron Jackson's "I Don't Think So Honey" time starts now.
1:31:29 Speaker 05 "I don't think so, honey, that the kitchen..." "The room of the kitchen continues to, continues to be dirty." "You clean it very well." "Bleach the whole, the whole gag." "Not, but a day later..." "Stains upon the floor once again." "And all you did was get some yogurt out." "It's not like you've made a big marinara pot and had it bubbling for all your nanas and nanos." "You simply..."
1:31:59 Speaker 01 30 seconds.
1:32:00 Speaker 05 "Got a slop of yogurt in a bowl and then suddenly you cover, you have to, once again, reach for the mop." "And I don't think so, honey." "That room has got an attitude."
1:32:14 Speaker 01 15 seconds.
1:32:15 Speaker 05 "And it needs to figure itself, why so many stains?"
1:32:18 Speaker 04 Give him extra time.
1:32:20 Speaker 05 "I would like, I would like that room to take a note from bed, living or bath." "Even a little less noise from you, kitchen. I don't think so, honey. You're filthy."
1:32:30 Speaker 04 Give him extra time.
1:32:31 Speaker 01 One minute. But he, he, he ended it himself.
1:32:34 Speaker 04 You don't think bath?
1:32:35 Speaker 01 Bad has an attitude.
1:32:37 Speaker 04 Bad has an attitude.
1:32:38 Speaker 05 But there's soap in there, so it just sort of gets a little cleaner. And sometimes I feel like I cleaned the toilet with a simple bit of bleach and it's good for like a week.
1:32:46 Speaker 04 No, toilet has an attitude. Toilet has kitchen and bathroom.
1:32:49 Speaker 05 No, y'all gotta go back in your kitchen. I bet you right now it's dirty.
1:32:52 Speaker 04 But I'm saying the toilet be doing the same thing next. You clean it, then you go pee and poop instantly. It dirty again.
1:32:59 Speaker 05 I think because there's water in it, it just goes away quicker.
1:33:01 Speaker 01 You use the plunger, you use the brush to clean the toilet.
1:33:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, poop is nasty, y'all.
1:33:06 Speaker 01 Ever thought about cooking with soap? Bitch.
1:33:10 Speaker 04 You are wise.
1:33:11 Speaker 01 I just open your mind.
1:33:13 Speaker 05 Your ears.
1:33:13 Speaker 04 You are wise, Bill.
1:33:14 Speaker 01 I just open your mind.
1:33:16 Speaker 04 Nona, Nona Nano, come in. I made soup stew.
1:33:20 Speaker 01 Nona and Nano.
1:33:22 Speaker 05 Nona, you're Nona's and you're No-No's.
1:33:25 Speaker 04 Soup stew.
1:33:26 Speaker 05 Soup stew.
1:33:27 Speaker 01 Come on in, Nona and Nano. I made soup stew.
1:33:30 Speaker 04 I made soup stew.
1:33:30 Speaker 01 And this time with soap.
1:33:32 Speaker 05 Death, he died doing what he loved, a bad bit.
1:33:37 Speaker 01 Died doing what he loved a bad bit? It was a good bit, Josh.
1:33:43 Speaker 04 It was a good bit.
1:33:44 Speaker 05 Drama Desk, my love.
1:33:46 Speaker 01 Drama Desk nominee.
1:33:48 Speaker 05 When Rocky Horror was a critics pick.
1:33:51 Speaker 04 Yes.
1:33:52 Speaker 05 We were at the after party. Reese Havik slash Austin Spiro, legendary, legend ball. First thing they say when they walk in is, "Critics pick, my love." And that made us laugh so hard.
1:34:03 Speaker 01 So funny.
1:34:04 Speaker 05 So all night we were going, "Critics pick, my love."
1:34:06 Speaker 04 And so then truly when I say, the morning of Drama Desk, I get a voicemail from Austin Sparrow. Drama Desk, my love. Drama Desk, my love.
1:34:13 Speaker 01 It's the new sickening, no?
1:34:15 Speaker 04 Austin Sparrow.
1:34:15 Speaker 05 It's the new sickening, no?
1:34:17 Speaker 04 Drama Desk, my love.
1:34:19 Speaker 01 When you take a brush from the toilet or the plunger, you clean it with bleach, you let it dry, you put it back in. Two seconds later, you go back to the bathroom. Why is the holder covered in shit?
1:34:31 Speaker 04 This is what I'm talking about.
1:34:33 Speaker 02 So it is kitchen and bathroom. Do not let bathroom off the hook.
1:34:37 Speaker 05 And also bathroom, like your shower curtain gets mold when you did nothing wrong.
1:34:39 Speaker 04 Oh, it's crazy.
1:34:40 Speaker 02 You want to know what the red is?
1:34:42 Speaker 05 The red?
1:34:42 Speaker 01 The, like, oh, God, don't ruin our lives.
1:34:44 Speaker 02 The red thing on the, on, on like the plast, like, if you, I don't have this anymore.
1:34:48 Speaker 01 Here we go.
1:34:48 Speaker 02 But I remember in college.
1:34:50 Speaker 04 I'm trying to have a weekend. Is this gonna ruin my weekend?
1:34:52 Speaker 02 But when you have like a plastic shower curtain lining, and sometimes it gets pink.
1:34:55 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
1:34:56 Speaker 02 Fucking like.
1:34:57 Speaker 04 Blood.
1:34:58 Speaker 02 No, no, no. It's like, it's like a mold slash algae kind of situation.
1:35:02 Speaker 04 Oh, nice.
1:35:04 Speaker 01 It's mold. That's what that is.
1:35:05 Speaker 05 But that's life.
1:35:06 Speaker 04 It's chocolate.
1:35:07 Speaker 01 Life get moldy sometimes.
1:35:09 Speaker 02 I need to bring back it's chocolate.
1:35:10 Speaker 01 But we still keep eating it.
1:35:12 Speaker 04 It's chocolate. We were at some.
1:35:13 Speaker 01 Wouldn't you agree life get moldy sometimes? We still keep eating it.
1:35:16 Speaker 05 And what is mold if not a living thing?
1:35:18 Speaker 04 Thank you.
1:35:19 Speaker 05 Bless her, bless that mold.
1:35:20 Speaker 01 It's a beautiful thing growing through the cracks of something hard and challenging.
1:35:24 Speaker 04 Hmm.
1:35:25 Speaker 01 All right, everyone, guess the title of one of, this is the last thing we're gonna do in the episode. Guess the title of one of the Ariana Grande AG8. Now we know it's called Pedal. You cannot guess Pedal.
1:35:38 Speaker 05 Yeah, right, right, right.
1:35:39 Speaker 01 But guess the title of an Ariana Grande track, and if any of us are right, I don't know what happens.
1:35:47 Speaker 05 Okay.
1:35:48 Speaker 01 But we'll figure it out.
1:35:49 Speaker 05 If any of us are right, the other buy them an all-expense-paid trip to... Someone else?
1:35:56 Speaker 02 Los Angeles.
1:35:57 Speaker 01 Los Angeles, California.
1:35:58 Speaker 05 Exactly. We'll grab the big LA girl's.
1:36:01 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:36:01 Speaker 04 And this is the last thing we're gonna do.
1:36:03 Speaker 01 Comfort Plus.
1:36:03 Speaker 04 So I just want to say, everybody only gets one hour to make their pick, because this is the last thing we're gonna do. So an hour apiece.
1:36:09 Speaker 05 Okay.
1:36:10 Speaker 04 So just like four more hours.
1:36:11 Speaker 01 Okay, Josh, you're first. Well, that's an hour, so it's time.
1:36:17 Speaker 04 There's gonna be a song called Rooted.
1:36:21 Speaker 02 Wow, really good.
1:36:23 Speaker 01 R-O-O-T-E-D.
1:36:24 Speaker 05 Or R-U-D-E-D.
1:36:27 Speaker 02 R-U-D-E-D, R-O-U-T-E-D.
1:36:30 Speaker 04 All I'll say is, there's a song called.
1:36:33 Speaker 05 Rooted.
1:36:34 Speaker 04 Rooted.
1:36:35 Speaker 05 Rooted.
1:36:35 Speaker 02 Rooted.
1:36:36 Speaker 04 Rooted.
1:36:37 Speaker 02 Ho, either hard, hard D or soft T.
1:36:40 Speaker 05 Oh, like, or it's about RuPaul.
1:36:41 Speaker 02 Rooted. Rooted, rooted.
1:36:45 Speaker 05 Rooted.
1:36:45 Speaker 02 Okay, no, let's do it. Let's trace.
1:36:47 Speaker 05 Okay, let's trace.
1:36:48 Speaker 01 What about you, Aaron?
1:36:49 Speaker 05 Rooted. Um, the song will be called
1:36:54 Speaker 05 Wet Wind.
1:36:59 Speaker 01 Wet wind.
1:37:00 Speaker 04 After you make your guess, put your, push your mic away, cause you're done with the episode.
1:37:05 Speaker 02 W H E T.
1:37:07 Speaker 05 Wet wind.
1:37:08 Speaker 01 Do you wanna go?
1:37:09 Speaker 04 Wind.
1:37:13 Speaker 02 There will be a song on the album Pedal. On the first Ariana Grande album under her new Baby Doll music imprint. Called
1:37:26 Speaker 02 Lost in the House.
1:37:29 Speaker 01 This is my guess for the Ariana Grande song title on Pedal.
1:37:34 Speaker 01 Boca, Boca, Boca.
1:37:37 Speaker 04 Now push.
1:37:39 Speaker 01 People don't know if she's talking about her homeland.
1:37:42 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:37:42 Speaker 02 Or the Spanish word for mouth.
1:37:43 Speaker 01 Spanish word for mouth three times. Could be either. I don't know what kind of era she's in. Is she in a retrospective era or a little positions whore era?
1:37:54 Speaker 02 Whore era.
1:37:54 Speaker 01 I'm pushing away.
1:37:56 Speaker 02 That was a great exercise. And I, we really didn't get that into For the Tour, which I think we'll have to save for another day.
1:38:02 Speaker 04 Wanting more.
1:38:06 Speaker 01 I thought you said Lorn.
1:38:09 Speaker 02 Cause I'm in the industry.
1:38:10 Speaker 05 Lorna Dern.
1:38:14 Speaker 01 Do you guys want to?
1:38:16 Speaker 04 Promote anything?
1:38:17 Speaker 01 Promote anything?
1:38:19 Speaker 04 I wish everyone would read a book.
1:38:22 Speaker 02 Thank you.
1:38:22 Speaker 04 Any book will do.
1:38:23 Speaker 05 Why not mine?
1:38:25 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:38:26 Speaker 05 Why not?
1:38:27 Speaker 02 Astonishing Life. August.
1:38:30 Speaker 01 March.
1:38:33 Speaker 04 March the torch. Astonishing Life of March the Torch.
1:38:37 Speaker 02 August the Taugist.
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1:38:57 Speaker 05 Or a slow one.
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1:39:02 Speaker 02 On Grindr. Alright, we end every episode with a song.
1:39:05 Speaker 04 Be well.
1:39:06 Speaker 05 We end every episode.
1:39:07 Speaker 01 Thank you.
1:39:15 Speaker 02 Wet wind.
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