"AT ONCE!" (w/ D'Arcy Carden)

Welcome to the VIBES episode of Las Cultch with the star of The Five Star Weekend on Peacock, streaming July 9th! Yinz guys are gonna love this... it's D'Arcy Carden! And yonz? Music and singing is BACK on Las Cultch. The three fools discuss the many different kinds of Robert Lowes out there, dissociating at the Upfronts, and Oh, Maya! which is Oh, Mary! but with Maya Rudolph. But that's not all! "Name That Tune" is played. "Girl Game" is attempted. "Penis/Weiner" is explained. Love languages are explored. The Meisner technique is employed. Monologues are performed. And horses eat hay. Also, how it made D'Arcy feel to see Matt + Bowen become sexual together, the best physical parts of D'Arcy's husband Jason, and KINKS! All this, Jennifer Garner's chicken lunch, Chloe Sevigny's little wink, Regina Hall's dry humor, and just a whole lotta nonsense. And you will be listening... AT ONCE! See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  And if you're thinking, wait, what is Cupe? Do you not have the internet? It's the OG Japanese mayonnaise, the one with the red cap.

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  What makes it different? Egg yolks. Cupe is made with egg yolks only, giving it this rich umami flavor that elevates everything.

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  Chefs use it, restaurants use it, where chefs work, of course. Food and flavor lovers use it.

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  You haven't tried it yet? Well, find the red cap and see what everyone's talking about, why don't you? Cupe, the original Japanese mayonnaise. Cupe.

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  Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Why? Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes, goodness. Yeah. Los Culturistas.

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  Ding dong, Los Culturistas calling. Live from Hollywood.

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  Live from [BLEEP] street. Well, we should cut that out. We shouldn't give, we shouldn't give an address.

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  We shouldn't, well, we are, because if you said the street, it's one of those streets that's so small in LA where if you said the street, everyone would know exactly where to come.

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  And it seems like everyone does. There's a million people on this fucking street every time I come here.

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  You don't have to use fresh language. We're catching a vibe today. We said this was gonna be the vibes episode.

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  This is the vibes episode, and for that reason, we are wearing sunglasses for parts, for important parts, to punctuate the conversation.

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  I do think it's a lot brighter in here than usual.

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  Yeah. Oh, God, you know, we had an accompanist in high school. His name was Robert Lowe.

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  Like Rob Lowe.

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  Like Rob Lowe. And he was this, I don't know, we'll call him a cool cat, but he would clearly come in hungover.

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  So HO. And he would wear sunglasses, stroll in at 3:30 PM on a Tuesday.

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  And then we'd be just running our, you know, our scales on stage. And then there was just one day, I'll never forget it. He goes, "God, can we just turn these lights down?" While wearing sunglasses. Robert. I'm like, "Rob Lowe, you are so HO."

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  Well, to say nothing of how the other Rob Lowe is H O T. One of my favorite celebrity memoirs is Rob Lowe's, I think, first memoir. Cause I think he has more than one. And, uh, could you look up if Rob Lowe has, and how many autobiographies Rob Lowe has? It's gonna be important for the conversation today.

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  What do you think is the difference? I mean, I mean, there are like, you know, things that are characteristic of an autobiography and a memoir. And a memoir.

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  An autobiography?

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  Comprehensive, chronological.

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  And a memoir is, can be sort of a, just a glimpse.

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  Expository.

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  Yeah. I prefer a glimpse. It's actually Real Culture number nine. I prefer a glimpse. When it comes to biopics, I would like to see like, this is the week I really hurt my leg, but by the end of the week, I still did the show.

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  Yeah.

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  I'd rather see, overcame leg injury and did the, did the performance, the program. Then, this is what happened when I was six, you're gonna see me in old age makeup at 99. I don't give a fuck.

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  I don't give a fuck.

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  How many memoirs?

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  One autobiography.

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  Oh, I bet that's really good. I bet that's really good. You know, speaking of collection of humor. I was looking at the cast list, you're gonna, you're not even gonna believe this.

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  A five-star weekend?

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  Uh, yes. Yes.

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  Yes.

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  And not only was our guest in the show, I have a feeling that's why maybe she stopped by today. Like maybe a little show, starting on July 9th on Peacock. Catch a vibe, why don't you?

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  But also Regina Hall, Chloe Sevigny, ever heard of it?

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  Ever heard of it?

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  Ever heard of that? Our producer Becca is slipping through the door like Chloe Sevigny.

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  There we go.

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  Like Chloe Sevigny slipped into this cast.

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  Slipped into the cast. But she's, Chloe would never be caught dead in Los Angeles. The water's too hard for her.

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  Well, she might be caught dead in this show because we're hearing that there is a ton of suspense and drama, as well as Jennifer Garner. And she can do it all.

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  Absolutely.

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  So good in Thirteen Going on Thirty.

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  Oh.

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  So good in Love, Simon.

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  Yes.

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  So good in Alias, but she's not here.

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  She's not here. Our wonderful friend is.

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  She's catching a vibe.

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  She's catching a vibe. We have very fond memories of her in this space, in this very building.

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  Yeah.

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  This is the night when she popped in for our Great Global Songbook episode.

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  Oh.

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  Huge.

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  I love this place.

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  I love this place. I love this woman.

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  LA. Meaning D'Arcs. And I said the name a little early. I shot the load, but I'm sucking the load back up to shoot it again.

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  Really?

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  That's how it works.

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  That's how it works.

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  In LA. Please welcome Darcy Carter.

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  Hey.

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  Wow. How long have you been able to do that trick?

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  Since I watched Grease the first time.

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  Oh, my God, they do that in Grease? That's right. My head's too big.

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  I feel like it's like brush up, brush up, brush up.

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  Brush up, brush up, brush up. That's a highlight of that film.

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  That is, in a film of highlights.

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  Really good every scene, every song.

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  Really good every scene.

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  I'll take, I'll take them on.

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  It's so bright, says Robert Lowe.

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  Said Robert Lowe.

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  I think I might be a little hungover.

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  Do you think so? What was last night?

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  We went to Jar last night.

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  Oh, fine. Did you have the lychee martini?

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  Should we have?

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  It's famous for.

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  Can I just say something? This is not my I don't think so, honey.

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  Yeah.

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  But I said this at the Gold Gala in front of many high-profile Asians. They're like, what's your hot, what's your hot take about Asian culture? I go, lychee?

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  Looks and feels like glands, gonads, testicles.

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  For sure, it does.

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  Why are we like, okay, popping that into our mouths? It's veiny.

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  It's so messed up.

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  It's so wrong.

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  It's just messed up.

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  If you, if you unzipped a testy, squirted out whatever in there, it's gonna be a lychee.

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  It's gonna be in that martini.

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  Let me tell you something, the balls I have in my mouth, they don't taste like lychee.

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  What would be inside this can?

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  That's to say nothing of my current same-sex partner. I am making a joke. Fraser, I'm not commenting on the smell or taste of balls.

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  But you kind of did. Which was that it was good.

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  No, no. Now, someone's gonna, someone's gonna be down there for me and say, "Ooh, I love these lychees."

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  Well, I think that's good. You want it to be lychee. You'd rather it was lychee than stinky.

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  Worst flavor on three. One, two, three.

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  Gonads.

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  But it's a tie with mango.

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  Okay.

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  Grape?

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  Grape.

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  Hate grape.

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  You, but you hate grapes?

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  Are you kidding me?

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  You hate grape flavored. I know. Wait, what are you?

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  I love grapes, I hate the grape.

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  Well, no, the flavor of grape.

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  Yeah.

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  The flavor of grape is so different than a grape.

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  A hundred percent.

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  A grape is a hundred percent different than a grapes.

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  Yes.

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  A grape is a hundred percent different than a grape.

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  And that's rule of culture number sixty.

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  A grape is a hundred percent different than a grapes. A grape is a hundred and eighty degrees

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  Yes.

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  Different than the flavor grape.

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  Very good. Now, I do wanna-

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  Rob Lowe.

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  Rob Lowe, turn the lights out.

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  A hundred eighty degrees different than Robert Lowe.

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  I need to, I need for us to go back to what Matt also said in that statement, which is, he doesn't like mango?

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  Oh, yeah, you don't like mango, the fruit or the flavor? It's one of the best.

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  One of the best fruits in the world. That's what I said. Wasn't it exactly what I said? So why feel the need to ask a question?

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  You said you didn't like mango, which is, I've never heard anyone in my life deride mango.

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  Had you been listening to me at dinner last night, I did say it.

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  For years. You said it last night, because you were like, "I don't want a mango."

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  You had a side conversation. I was not included.

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  It was a sorbet option.

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  Oh, and you said not mango for me?

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  I said, I said, "No, thank you." And I also said, "No, thank you" to Passion for one of the other worst.

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  What? You got your taste buds on wrong, doll.

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  But doll.

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  But doll.

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  Here's my thing. I was gonna save it for it. I don't think so, honey, at a future time.

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  And you can.

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  Passion fruit should be the name for strawberry.

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  Oh my, wait, let me take it all in.

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  Passion fruit should be the name for strawberry.

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  Okay.

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  Why is it called strawberry?

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  Straw?

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  B, the most passionate fruit is strawberry.

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  Easily, it looks like a heart.

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  Can I ask a question about where they, where strawberry bushes most grow? Is it in, is it amongst straw?

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  Is it amongst straw?

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  Like, could that be true?

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  Okay, I do feel like horses eat straw and horses like strawberries, so they gotta be close to each other.

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  They have to be like-

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  If I know anything about horses, straw is strawberries.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  But I thought they liked carrots.

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  Okay, now here I am thinking carrots?

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  They definitely do like carrots.

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  Well, is straw the same thing as hay? And if so, I'm right.

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  Becca or Anna, we actually are gonna need a Google-

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  We're gonna need some help.

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  Is straw the same thing as hay?

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  Is straw the same thing as hay?

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  Now, carrot is the right name for that.

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  For sure. Oh, okay, so straw and hair-

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  Hay is a nutrient-rich feed.

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  Not us?

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  Legumes, straw.

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  Straw is-

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  Golden yellow.

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  Golden yellow.

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  Wheat.

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  And wheat or oat.

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  Okay, so, didn't realize they were both food. Thought they were literally sticks.

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  Sticks where I suck up my drink.

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  Oh, yeah, right.

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  Yeah.

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  Hollow sticks, AKA straws.

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  Yeah.

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  Uh, okay, so, so what was your flavor?

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  My thing is, passion fruit should be the name for strawberries.

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  I'm there with you for that.

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  I don't think so, honey, strawberries being the name of strawberries.

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  Being named that.

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  Should be, yeah.

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  And that's what, that's, that's, that's all I'm saying.

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  It's gonna be hard, but I think we can do it.

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  And then what was the flavor that you said you hate?

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  I don't hate my, oh, I just said stinky.

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  Stinky, and I said gonad.

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  Stinky is not a flavor.

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  I know, and I said gonad.

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  What's a flavor I hate? L- lychee.

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  Lychee.

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  You hate lychee?

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  I despise lychee.

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  What do I hate? I definitely hate some things.

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  Mm-hmm.

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  But I also love so many things.

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  Down to the purest flavor.

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  You don't wanna offend any fruits.

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  I don't like rosemary flavor.

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  Interesting.

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  You don't like, yeah.

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  What's that about?

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  I don't know, just like, and, oh, I also don't like hazelnut flavor.

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  Okay.

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  You don't?

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  Nutella, almost impossible for me.

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  Oh, yeah, that's gonna be hard.

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  And it's okay.

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  So, rosemary, you ever, you ever have like a rosemary infused drink?

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  Yes.

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  To me, it's a, it's a total-

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  It's a total-

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  I don't think it ever makes it better.

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  Yeah.

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  It's a total mango for me.

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  Yeah, exactly, for ma- it's a total mango for me.

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  For me.

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  If anyone ever gave me a drink with rosemary in it, I would say, hey, can you throw this out?

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  Yeah. Rosemary.

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  I don't like it as a name either.

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  Do you remember, do you remember that musical?

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  Rosemary.

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  Can you name it? You know it so well.

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  Sounds like Ethel Mervin.

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  Matthew Broderick singing it?

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  No.

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  How Rosemary?

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  Tell us.

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  It's a question.

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  How does it?

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  How does it?

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  Business of Ireland trying.

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  I guess that's a Google, actually.

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  Yeah, that's a Google.

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  That's a total Google.

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  It's a big blind spot for me, but did you hear about this?

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  Okay.

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  Cynthia and Ariana are both gonna be in very, like, you know, not oft-produced Sondheim musicals. Cynthia is doing Passion with Jonathan Groff, directed by Jamie Lloyd.

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  Ooh.

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  And Ariana.

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  Jonathan Bailey are doing.

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  Okay, take your Jonathan's and spin around. Take your Jonathan's and spin around.

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  Those are great Jonathan's.

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  Those are two of the best Jonathan's. And I, I mean, like, those are two of the best Jonathan's in the history of America.

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  Of Jonathan's.

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  Or England.

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  Oh, the world's over.

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  Who sucks that's Jonathan?

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  Oh, there are some.

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  Jonathan Swift.

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  Who?

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  Jonathan Franzen.

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  Jonathan, okay.

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  Stop, put the pen down.

• 12:06Speaker 04

  Oh, right, right, right, right.

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  Jonathan Taylor Thomas, you didn't have staying power.

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  Oh, stop.

• 12:11Speaker 04

  Yes, you did. He's like, my children.

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  They're not listening to this.

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  They might be.

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  Or if they are.

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  Maybe they are in the future.

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  Oh, oh, gosh.

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  You did it.

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  I would hate for Jonathan Taylor Thomas's kids in the future to be like, I'm gonna listen to every lost cult. And they get to whatever this is, 549 or whatever.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Guess they didn't like Dada.

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  Oh, no.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  Oh, guess they didn't like Dada.

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  They're 30, but they're calling him Dada.

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  He makes them.

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  Can I just, can I just clear up? I've loved Jonathan Taylor Thomas from the.

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  Why did you say his name?

• 12:43Speaker 01

  Because I was doing a bit.

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  And also, you were like, if, if I can't have him, no one will.

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  Yeah, I'm always like that.

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  I know you are.

• 12:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're always doing that.

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  I'm always saying that to people.

• 12:53Speaker 04

  You're always saying that to people.

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  I'm always saying to people, if I can't have him, no one can.

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  I'm always doing.

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  I'm always saying stuff like that to him.

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  I'm always saying stuff like this to him.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  You know, we can, we can talk about it. It's been out for weeks.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  You guys know it, you love it. We're talking about the Culture Awards.

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  The Culture Awards. Darcy did it for a second year in a row.

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  I can't believe we've really cracked open like the sort of, you know, Cagney and Lacey of our time, and it is you and Joel Kim.

• 13:19Speaker 04

  That's so funny. That's so funny.

• 13:21Speaker 01

  You will always present together at the Culture Awards.

• 13:24Speaker 04

  Like, like, don't make promises your ass can't deposit.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:28Speaker 04

  Don't write checks about.

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  My ass depositing.

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  My, my.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  I would love a deposit in my ass right now. I've been vocal about it.

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  I need a deposit.

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  Need a deposit.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  Get on it, hon.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  Need a deposit. Need a deposit on my deposit.

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  Need those paws on my.

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  On my deposit.

• 13:50Speaker 01

  And that's the wit and humor that booked you the five-star weekend. Tell us about it.

• 13:54Speaker 04

  That was pretty much my audition.

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  The paws. You're in, you're in, you're in.

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  You're in, you're in.

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  The five-star weekend. We're having so much fun. We love it.

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  Peacock is an amazing family.

• 14:05Speaker 04

  Peacock is an amazing family. When you're here, you're Peacock. When you're family, you're Peacock.

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  You're Peacock.

• 14:11Speaker 01

  Remember when we all saw each other at the Upfronts? And we're like, this is crazy.

• 14:15Speaker 04

  I know. It was like, it felt, what, it was at 10:00 in the morning?

• 14:18Speaker 02

  It was Monday.

• 14:19Speaker 04

  It was Monday. Everyone was sort of like freshly coffied. You know what I mean? It was a little like, ah! It felt a little like, ah! And then we were about, I'm sure, of course, you guys had rehearsed, but we hadn't rehearsed. So what we're talking about, listeners, is we did something called the Upfronts for NBC, where you basically like get, you, you basically like sell your show to like a bunch of.

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  Ad people.

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  Ad people.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  And, and we did it at the Radio City Music Hall, and it was packed ass.

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  But quiet ass.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  But quiet ass.

• 14:51Speaker 02

  A quiet ass.

• 14:51Speaker 04

  We hadn't rehearsed anything, so you're, you're backstage at, again, Radio City Music Hall, and you, I don't even know which way is gonna, what curtain is gonna open.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:02Speaker 04

  And then it opens and you're onstage at Radio, it's so overwhelming.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:06Speaker 04

  And there's a sea of lovely, wonderful people that don't want to make a noise.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  No.

• 15:11Speaker 04

  Not a sound.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  Not a clap, not a laugh, not a nothing.

• 15:14Speaker 01

  Not a titter.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  No.

• 15:15Speaker 04

  But that's okay, and we love you, and we hope that you love us and buy it. Please buy it.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  Buy it!

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Please buy it.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  Whatever it is, you better buy it.

• 15:23Speaker 04

  Better buy it.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  Better buy.

• 15:24Speaker 04

  But it was really, I mean, not to like, break it down too much, but guys, it's so fun seeing you at shit like that.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  It's right random fun.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  It does warm my heart to see.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  Of course it does.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Any like, real genuine friend there. I'm like, hi. Cause then it's just like, you turn the corner and it's like an over caffeinated person from like,

• 15:41Speaker 04

  From like.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  A procedural.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Yes, somebody that you've maybe watched on TV for 20 to 30 years.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  And I'm like, oh!

• 15:45Speaker 04

  Yes, and we know each other.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  We were coming offstage and we were sort of like, jaunting off like, hey, we did it. And then it was just Mariska.

• 15:52Speaker 04

  Of course it was.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Being like, that was great. And I was like, hi!

• 15:54Speaker 04

  Hi, nice to meet you. Yes, totally, totally.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  It's that vibe for show.

• 15:58Speaker 04

  And of course, when you're Peacock, you're family, so you have to kind of act like your sisters.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  She's cousin.

• 16:02Speaker 04

  She's cousin.

• 16:02Speaker 02

  She's cousin for show.

• 16:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, she's cousin for show.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  What's your vibe when you're back in New York City?

• 16:07Speaker 04

  Hmm, I love it so much.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  You love it so much.

• 16:08Speaker 04

  Don't you love it so much?

• 16:09Speaker 01

  You hit the restaurants.

• 16:11Speaker 04

  Oh, I love hitting restaurants.

• 16:12Speaker 01

  And the theater.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  And the theater can't be beat. I love hitting the goddamn theater. I just saw Maya and Oh Mary.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Oh! How was it, your lover?

• 16:21Speaker 04

  It was so good, my lover. It was so good. Did you say you love her or my, your lover?

• 16:25Speaker 01

  I said your lover.

• 16:26Speaker 04

  And I said my lover.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:27Speaker 04

  But I love her.

• 16:28Speaker 01

  And I do love her.

• 16:29Speaker 04

  And I love her, but my lover. It was amazing. And I'll just, I'll just see that every, every, every new cast until I die. I can't, I love it so much.

• 16:36Speaker 01

  I think I've seen, the only one I missed was, oh, I missed John Cameron Mitchell because I wasn't there the entire time, but I'm a completist.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  You're a completist.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  I'm seeing every Mary.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  I missed Krakow.

• 16:46Speaker 04

  Ugh.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  I know.

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Well, I'm going to see her this week, so I'll tell her.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Krakow?

• 16:52Speaker 04

  And what I'm doing is, I'm flying to Ireland.

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 16:57Speaker 04

  For like, two nights, to do an episode of Celebrity Name That Tune. It shoots in Ireland.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Cause I bet it's cheaper to do that than in LA.

• 17:06Speaker 04

  And then in LA.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  Unbelievable, and yet believe it.

• 17:10Speaker 04

  I get to donate a hundred thousand dollars or something like that to charity, and it's gonna be amazing. And, and also, I'll win because I'm really good at Name That Tune.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 04

  Or maybe I won't because I'll get in my head.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  So, so, then let's, let's practice.

• 17:22Speaker 04

  Ready?

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Go do that.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Corian Bailey Ray. Why did I say the moment?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Corian Bailey Ray.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  It's Corinne Bailey Ray, but you were right.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  I liked Corian.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  Corian was my college name.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  Corian Bailey Ray.

• 17:45Speaker 04

  Go put Yon's Records on.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Love that. That's a great twist.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  I love that twist.

• 17:52Speaker 04

  Did I make up Yon's? I think my sister and I said Yon's, like, like Y-O-N-S for your...

• 17:58Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Yon's?

• 18:00Speaker 04

  But I think Yon's is...

• 18:01Speaker 01

  You're gonna cry when you see this sad movie.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Yon's? No, like, Yon's is in, like, Christmas carols, but I think you and Miranda did invent it.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  I think we did. And we say Yinz, but Yinz, I think, is like Pittsburgh or something like that.

• 18:11Speaker 02

  Yinz? What does Yinz mean?

• 18:12Speaker 04

  Yinz guys, like, Yinz guys.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  No, that's not...

• 18:15Speaker 02

  I've heard of Yinz guys.

• 18:16Speaker 04

  Google it, Google it, Google it.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Yinz?

• 18:17Speaker 04

  Yinz guys means like Ustedes, like you all, you all. You all go, Yinz guys gotta go down to the bar and get...

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Yinz guys!

• 18:24Speaker 02

  Yinz guys gotta go to the dogs.

• 18:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Never heard of this before.

• 18:27Speaker 04

  But Yon is like your, and that's just Miranda and Darcy talking.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  I'm gonna say the state of Pennsylvania has come up with the craziest words in the English language.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  Totally, totally, totally. Yeah, totally.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Or just the uses of words.

• 18:37Speaker 04

  For sure.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  It's time for round two of Name That Tune.

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Okay, it's hard. Sorry.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Sorry, the artist is calibrating. Okay, here we go.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  Can I have this song again, please?

• 18:59Speaker 02

  I, I, I know it.

• 19:00Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:02Speaker 04

  You're going to a different part?

• 19:04Speaker 02

  Yes. This is the verse.

• 19:16Speaker 04

  Since you took your love, Sinead, Sinead O'Connor.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 19:20Speaker 04

  Corian O'Connor.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Nothing compares to Yon!

• 19:23Speaker 01

  Nothing compares to Yon!

• 19:24Speaker 04

  Nothing Yon pairs to Yon!

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Nothing compares! To Yon!

• 19:30Speaker 04

  Nothing!

• 19:32Speaker 01

  That wasn't so good.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  It was so good.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  I think this is a perfect time to introduce us a game that I don't think will succeed.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  Okay, great.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  But it's called the Girl Game.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is good, this is good.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  We all take a turn and we sing, we think of a song that has the word girl in it.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  We sing the pitch of one girl in the song.

• 19:54Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  And then we have to guess what song you're thinking of.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  Okay, and when he says, "We sing the pitch of..."

• 19:59Speaker 01

  So, so, so if it was "My girl," it would just be, "Girl."

• 20:02Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 20:03Speaker 02

  For example, for "Girl, go put your own records on," I would have gone, "Girl."

• 20:08Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 20:10Speaker 04

  So you just do the girl, the girl moment.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  The girl moment.

• 20:12Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  So do you want to?

• 20:13Speaker 04

  Give me one sec to just think of a girl song.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm, it's actually hard.

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  It's quite hard. It's maybe, maybe too hard.

• 20:20Speaker 04

  No, no, no. Because also, we can take a beat and they could cut out this dead-ass air, "Fard."

• 20:26Speaker 04

  I don't know if you guys do things like that.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  All the songs I'm thinking of are like, too hard.

• 20:30Speaker 04

  Okay, but...

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Like, I want to do, "It's about to be a girl fight," but then it would just be, "No, girl."

• 20:35Speaker 04

  Right, but maybe he would have gone, "Girl." Wait, okay, let me just think.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  Girl.

• 20:40Speaker 04

  Okay, I got it.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 20:43Speaker 04

  Okay, ready?

• 20:43Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  Girl.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  One more time.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  "One last lonely girl."

• 20:51Speaker 04

  Good, but no.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  One more time, one more time, I think I have it.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  But that was the note.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  That was, yeah, okay. I don't want to give you anything away.

• 20:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Girl. A little different.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Girl.

• 21:03Speaker 04

  I'm not that girl. Close. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Do you want me to give you like, any more?

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Girl.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Give us the...

• 21:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, should I give you like a?

• 21:17Speaker 02

  The no, uh...

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Like, the word before or after?

• 21:19Speaker 02

  Give us, give us a word far away from the girl.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  How about this? I'm gonna go like this.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  Girl.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Boom, boom.

• 21:28Speaker 04

  Girl.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  Woman.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  I'm not a girl.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  I'm not a girl, don't tell me what to believe. Not yet a woman, I'm just trying to find the woman in me. Go ahead.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  That was really good.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  All I need is time.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  All time.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  A moment that is mine. Why I'm in between. Oh, I'm not a girl.

• 22:00Speaker 01

  I'm emotional. Because you want to know what? We never sing on the podcast anymore.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  I know, it's been so long. Honestly, you did a little singing with Josh and Aaron, I feel. But not a lot.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  But not a lot.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  That's just Broadway.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's true.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  That's just Broadway. You inspire the music.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  I'm glad you guys, I love the music.

• 22:18Speaker 02

  I love the music too.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  Let's take it back to music.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  Okay, play Girl. Whose turn?

• 22:23Speaker 02

  It's a flock, it needs one new rule.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  Well, we have to work, I mean, we have to like.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  I have one.

• 22:30Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 22:31Speaker 04

  We get it ready and then Katie Couric will nail it.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  Go. I can tell you've been crying and you need somebody to talk to. Go.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Destiny's Child.

• 22:43Speaker 04

  We have twins, you know, like when twins or siblings have like correct pitches together.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  I think it could be true that we are somehow twins.

• 22:52Speaker 04

  God is so big.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  How did you feel about us getting sexual with each other at the Culture Awards?

• 22:58Speaker 04

  It was, well, it was like, it was legitimately hot. Who was I sitting next to?

• 23:02Speaker 01

  You were sitting next to Joel Kim. And Jason, your husband.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  I was sitting next to my husband and Joel.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Well, weren't you next to your husband?

• 23:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was next.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Or was it someone else?

• 23:12Speaker 04

  No, it was my husband.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  No, you've been carrying on an affair with Joel Kim and it's over.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  What if I was carrying?

• 23:18Speaker 01

  It ends today.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Today is the day that it ends. What if I was carrying on an affair with Jason for decades?

• 23:24Speaker 01

  My husband and I, my husband and I have been carrying on an affair.

• 23:27Speaker 04

  But I called him my husband, but it was an affair.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  We find out you have like your actual husband from Loot.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  He's very old.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  Very old.

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Jason's looking good.

• 23:38Speaker 04

  Obviously, Jason always looks good.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  He's always hot.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  He's always hot.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  And I want...

• 23:41Speaker 02

  Can we just say that?

• 23:41Speaker 04

  He's so hot.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  Let us do it once.

• 23:43Speaker 04

  No, he's so hot. You can.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if he wants to.

• 23:46Speaker 01

  Can we do it once?

• 23:47Speaker 04

  He's so hot. I love this part.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Oh, me too. I love that part of a man.

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Oh, hot.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  I bet he likes that, those parts too on you.

• 23:54Speaker 04

  Right here.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  What's going on with you? Speaking of a man coming in here.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Can you hear?

• 23:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Speaking of the man in our life, always, always handling our long pole.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  And should I, is this about good? Okay, okay.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  You're perfect.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  He's just anal. Even though we asked him yesterday, "You ever tried it in the butt?" No.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Okay, so obviously Brittany and Malin are so hot.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  Obviously.

• 24:19Speaker 04

  They're so hot. They're so hot on the show. But in, on their show, but onstage in person, you guys, I'm so sorry, Brittany and Malin, you guys are so hot. But you guys actually heated them down.

• 24:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 24:32Speaker 01

  We frame them?

• 24:33Speaker 04

  I mean, because we've also seen them like eat each other out.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:37Speaker 04

  Okay, but you guys, like, we haven't seen you guys eat each other out, so it was so exciting to see you eat each other out.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Not yet. We play two gay guys who eat each other out.

• 24:46Speaker 04

  Fishing husbands.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  We play two fishermen they meet while they're hunting.

• 24:51Speaker 04

  I'd watch it.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  Uh, hello?

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Hello?

• 24:54Speaker 01

  The Fishing Husbands?

• 24:54Speaker 04

  I would watch it.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  And it's just, it's just an HGTV sort of tone. We're just picking out decor.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  I think you should do that. But you guys really had something, like, you were, you guys did a great job. And I know it's sibling off, you know what I mean?

• 25:06Speaker 01

  He told me, he told me earlier in the week that I had to be slower and more sensual with him. And he said, "I know it's weird." And I was like, "I'm gonna do it."

• 25:13Speaker 04

  Don't talk about it.

• 25:15Speaker 02

  But I, I just wanted to get on the same page, because, and the rehearsal, the chore rehearsals, Matt was doing a thing where he was just like...

• 25:20Speaker 01

  I was being silly.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  He was being silly and putting his arms in the air and doing this. And then I'm watching him back, and I'm like, "It's funny, but it's like, I think we need to, we need to make people feel slightly uncomfortable."

• 25:28Speaker 04

  It was so, I mean, it was actually like heated rivalry. It was like you guys really were doing the slow sexy. Yes, right?

• 25:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's weird at the peanut gallery, agreeing.

• 25:39Speaker 04

  It was so hot. It was so hot. And again, Malin and Brittany, you're so hot, eat each other out every day for the rest of your lives on camera. But I really liked watching you guys get sexy with each other. Sorry, I guess I'm into incest.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  There was, there was so much great, um,

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Incest.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  Woman on woman, man on man on the show. I loved when 80 Brian said, "I would never!"

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Much.

• 26:03Speaker 04

  Much.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  Even in a crunch.

• 26:05Speaker 04

  Even in a crunch.

• 26:06Speaker 02

  It felt like siblings when you and Paul were kissing.

• 26:08Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Paul and I have kissed before.

• 26:10Speaker 01

  You've made out before.

• 26:11Speaker 04

  Well, not made out, but we've kissed. We did this like web series for Broad City.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  Feels right.

• 26:15Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And your characters hooked.

• 26:19Speaker 04

  We just, um, we just did the same thing that we did on the show, which is like we improvised a kiss. I mean, we like, it wasn't, there was no intimacy coordinator.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  What a perfect Easter egg for fans of the B.C.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  I feel like I, I feel like I should read the text that I sent you guys, which is that

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Oh, so cute.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  That Paul texted me and said, "Do you know I'm playing Shrek?" And I said, "Just found out. So excited." And he wrote like something like, "If you consent..."

• 26:45Speaker 02

  I will give you, dot, dot, dot, next task, next text, a kiss.

• 26:50Speaker 04

  And then I said, I was just about to say, "We should kiss." So it was, it was a mutually agreed upon kiss.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  Yes, consent, just like we talked about in the piece.

• 26:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love consent.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Love consent. I'm enthusiastic for it.

• 27:01Speaker 04

  I wish I had, um, tongued him down a little more, cause he kind of, he would have.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  But that's another layer of consent, we think.

• 27:07Speaker 04

  Well, you just, you don't want to be the one, one, I do remember like my first stage kiss

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 04

  in a play.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Someone tongued.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  I tongued.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  That's okay.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  I tongued in like a, like a

• 27:17Speaker 01

  You have to tell some time.

• 27:19Speaker 04

  What was it? Like almost like a, like a

• 27:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 04

  You know, when, you know, when the doctor goes like this?

• 27:24Speaker 02

  Reflexive.

• 27:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. It was almost like a reflexive thing. And I, and I, I think I also kind of had a crush on him at the time, so maybe I was like

• 27:30Speaker 02

  Who was it?

• 27:31Speaker 04

  He You wish, you know.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  You don't want to say.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  I mean

• 27:35Speaker 02

  I said Robert Lowe's name.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  If I said it

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Is he a person today?

• 27:39Speaker 04

  He's a person that lives today.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 27:41Speaker 04

  He's no longer an actor.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  But that, I think, I don't want-

• 27:44Speaker 01

  Because of that?

• 27:44Speaker 02

  No, I don't want to make you, I don't want to make you say-

• 27:47Speaker 04

  And one of those great actors that you're just like, ugh. I mean, I mean, where I'm like, your gift.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  Your gift.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Your voice.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Uh, your gift, your voice.

• 27:55Speaker 04

  But also, he gave it to us for a long time.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:58Speaker 04

  And then he was like, I'm done with this shit.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Gave it to us.

• 28:00Speaker 04

  And people are going to. But I do remember I kind of tongued him down. I don't mean I was like, like this, like, da-da-da-da-da. I just kind of like tongued. And then I was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. And he was like, it's okay.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  My only kiss on screen was with a straight man, and he was lovely, but I was nervous about it the whole time.

• 28:16Speaker 04

  Wait, I'm trying to think of it.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  His name is John O. Wilson, it was on the show, I loved that for you.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  John O., the best.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  He was so handsome and great, and he was so lovely, but I was just like, I was a little bit like in my head the whole time, like, I'm kissing a straight man. And then I did a little internalized homophobia of like, I shouldn't even be here.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  You guys had good chemistry, though. I shouldn't even, I shouldn't even exist. I shouldn't even be on this planet.

• 28:36Speaker 01

  I was kind of like, ugh, this straight man has to kiss me, a gay guy.

• 28:39Speaker 04

  No, no, no, he's lucky, he's lucky.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  I didn't think of it like, an actor has a job and is kissing another actor. I was just like, flagellating, like, I can't believe it. I shouldn't be here.

• 28:49Speaker 04

  Wait, I'm so sorry, this is actually really sad.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  That's tough.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  Because it sucks that you had to, like- I know, I know, I know. But also, even that that would just even crash your mind.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  But it is like a thing.

• 28:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  It is such a thing.

• 29:00Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 29:01Speaker 01

  I didn't, I don't, I never want anyone to feel, when I'm kissing them, like they don't want to do it.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Consent.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  How serious are we getting?

• 29:13Speaker 04

  Just a little.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  I loved it!

• 29:19Speaker 01

  That was our first kiss. I'm in the Paul Downs Club.

• 29:23Speaker 04

  I have weirdly kissed so many people on camera.

• 29:26Speaker 02

  That's wonderful.

• 29:27Speaker 04

  Not a lot on stage, but so many people on camera. I kind of can't believe it.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  Well, comedians, they have, you have too.

• 29:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  I have?

• 29:33Speaker 01

  You've made out with some of the elite.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  Truly. Some of the hottest women alive.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  A-list mouths.

• 29:39Speaker 02

  A li- uh, one.

• 29:40Speaker 01

  Title of it.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  A couple, a couple, honey.

• 29:43Speaker 01

  A-list mouths, Ariana Grande, a-

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Oh, Ariana.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  List.

• 29:48Speaker 04

  SS?

• 29:49Speaker 02

  SS?

• 29:50Speaker 01

  Sydney Sweeney.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Gina Gershon. Gina Gershon and Scar Joe.

• 29:54Speaker 04

  Oh, I mean, kind of the

• 29:55Speaker 02

  Oh, you're right.

• 29:56Speaker 04

  Four of the world's hottest.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  I also want to tell you that

• 29:58Speaker 04

  The greatest Johns in America.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  The greatest Johns.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Had I known that there would be mouth on mouth today, I would have shaved a little bit.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Oh, no, yin guys, that was good.

• 30:07Speaker 04

  Yon.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  Yon.

• 30:09Speaker 04

  Yon Beard did it all.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Today, we went to go meet Sudi's baby.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 30:14Speaker 01

  And I went down to kiss the baby and I was like, I can't because of my, my, my beastly face.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  So you're kind of like, every time you kiss someone, you're thinking like, I'm a piece of shit.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  I'm like, fuck.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  What's that about?

• 30:25Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 30:25Speaker 04

  God, you are a

• 30:27Speaker 01

  Well, it's my kink. How do you know we haven't stumbled upon finally the discussion of my kink on this show?

• 30:32Speaker 02

  Just kissing?

• 30:33Speaker 04

  No, feeling, yeah, feeling like a little dirty pig.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Feeling like a dirty pig?

• 30:36Speaker 04

  Feeling like this, I don't deserve to be kissed by this baby.

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Back in the day when I was on Grindr and people would sometimes go like, any kinks?

• 30:43Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  And I'd be like, I'd be like, not really. I mean, I guess this, this. And they'd be like, for me, it's definitely kissing.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  Kink kissing?

• 30:51Speaker 01

  Some, some people think that that is like, well, it's weird.

• 30:56Speaker 02

  Some people want to focus on that.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:58Speaker 04

  Does sometimes a kink mean like, I need this?

• 31:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  Kink means like, to me, kink means like, this is a strange one, but here's my thing.

• 31:05Speaker 02

  I'm into it.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  I don't think it's something that people do. I think it's something that this guy did because, and, and that was indicative to me of like, oh, you're not like an intimate, you're not

• 31:13Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  You're not into, uh, looking for sex on this app for like intimacy and passion.

• 31:19Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  You're into, in, in your words, to bang out and plow.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, interesting. Okay, interesting, even with kissing?

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Yeah. Okay. No, well, I'm just saying like, if someone's like, I'm into kissing, I feel like it's, well, I, I would have, I would have assumed.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Wait, so what are you saying? That if someone says I'm into kissing?

• 31:37Speaker 01

  It was just funny because he, the introduction of the conversation was, what's your kink?

• 31:40Speaker 04

  Right.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  Got it.

• 31:41Speaker 01

  And I said, okay, it's this and this. And he was like, for me, it's, you know, eye contact, kissing, you know, things that for me, I was like, yeah.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  That's spoiler play.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  It feels like normal sauce.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  We'll do that. Yeah, totally, totally, totally.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  I'm gonna try that.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try that.

• 31:54Speaker 04

  I'm gonna try that.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  I'm gonna try that.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  And how was he?

• 31:57Speaker 01

  I didn't go.

• 31:57Speaker 04

  Okay, good.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Happens all the time.

• 31:59Speaker 04

  I lost contact, I, I, no wifi.

• 32:02Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 32:02Speaker 02

  Fatty.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  I'm drowning!

• 32:04Speaker 04

  Oh, no, I'm fishing.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Fishing husband.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  I just remembered I had a fishing trip.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  I've got no service on the lake.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  There was no way.

• 32:12Speaker 04

  I'll get back to you when I'm back from the lake after I caught my bass and my big seabirds.

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Jason, a fisher guy?

• 32:20Speaker 01

  Golfer?

• 32:23Speaker 02

  What's his most like husband?

• 32:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's his most male hobby?

• 32:27Speaker 04

  Okay, not fishing or golf, his most male hobby? He's like, he'll fix whatever the fuck.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  That's hot.

• 32:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I guess that's his most male.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  He's a fixer.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  He'll fix, you know, like, like if something's broken, he'll fix it.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Oh my.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  What's the, what's the craziest thing that he could just fix or has just fixed?

• 32:44Speaker 04

  I mean, to me, anything with a car blows my mind.

• 32:47Speaker 02

  Are you kidding?

• 32:47Speaker 04

  Like, anything with a car blows my mind. I'm like, how, this is science.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  This would kill me.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, so I'm like, I couldn't even fathom. So that, like, just recently had a car thing that he was like, oh, I'll just buy the thing and I'll fix it. And then he did it and then.

• 33:02Speaker 01

  Also, I'm gonna say it, in the car, what button does what?

• 33:05Speaker 04

  What button does what?

• 33:06Speaker 02

  What am I looking at here?

• 33:07Speaker 04

  I'm sitting here going, what button?

• 33:09Speaker 01

  What's this?

• 33:09Speaker 04

  I know, go.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  This ever happen to you?

• 33:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 01

  The whole dashboard changes color and you're in a different mode?

• 33:15Speaker 04

  I don't want that.

• 33:16Speaker 01

  You're in like ultimate speed racer mode?

• 33:18Speaker 04

  I don't wanna be an ultimate speed racer. Sometimes it does it day to night, that can be confusing. But just so you know, that does that, like, like, like when the, the, the like sun changes, it might go into, to dark mode. Don't be scared.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  Right, I'm, I'm here going.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  I'm here going.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  I'm supposed to be looking at the road.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  Right, why am I looking at a computer?

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Why am I looking at, why is it computer school?

• 33:39Speaker 04

  Why am I, why am I sitting here in computer school when I'm supposed to just be dri- in, in driving class?

• 33:44Speaker 02

  And driving class and driving world.

• 33:45Speaker 01

  I went to computer school when I had to in seventh grade and I'm, I do mean, there was a period where we had to go.

• 33:51Speaker 02

  To computer school.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  To computers.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  And it was, and then you would do, do KidPix.

• 33:55Speaker 04

  KidPix, oh my god, KidPix. Wait, I feel like, I feel like Miranda and I, Miranda again, my sister. I feel like we learned how to, like, okay, tell, this I feel like is from KidPix.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  Ah, bay, say, day.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Yes. When you would type out the letters?

• 34:12Speaker 04

  Yes, it's like, A, B, C, J, E, F, A, H.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  F A.

• 34:17Speaker 04

  I'm gonna get him wrong.

• 34:18Speaker 01

  I miss F A.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  I miss F A.

• 34:20Speaker 04

  H, like, Hota.

• 34:22Speaker 01

  F A.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  K, L, M.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  You learn Spanish through kid pics?

• 34:26Speaker 04

  But then my favorite was, his voice would go like, Igrega, or whatever.

• 34:30Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Y, Z, what is Igrega?

• 34:33Speaker 02

  Igrega?

• 34:35Speaker 04

  And also, I don't know if I'm doing it right, I'm just, I'm sitting here talking kid pics.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  No, we're talking kid pics.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  I'm actually just quoting kid pics.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  You're quoting kid pics, but in Canada, kid pics would do French, where they go, gret.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Whoa.

• 34:48Speaker 02

  And you'd be like, yeah, that's right.

• 34:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that is right.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  So at kid pics. Gret.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Gret. So.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  California kid pics must have been a vibe.

• 35:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, kid pics.

• 35:03Speaker 02

  Anyway, but that was computer school.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  And that's gonna be computer school, yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 01

  I didn't do any of that.

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Fun to think back on computer school because, well, first of all, all those teachers are dead.

• 35:14Speaker 01

  I thought about that the other day.

• 35:15Speaker 04

  And if not dead in life, dead in practice. Because those computers.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:23Speaker 04

  Those computers are big pieces of cement.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  They're dead professionally, certainly.

• 35:27Speaker 04

  Yes, for sure.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  Dead personally, likely.

• 35:29Speaker 04

  Possibly.

• 35:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:30Speaker 04

  They spent all their little lives on computers, and now, computers are in our freaking eyeball.

• 35:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I have it in my eyeball.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  Blink, blink, blink.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't get away from them. This seventeen computers in this room.

• 35:42Speaker 04

  Computer.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  I a computer.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Computer, computer, computer, computer, literally, literally, literally.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  We basically are all computer.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Wasn't it always country when not Regis, but Meredith Vieira on Millionaire would go, "Computer, eliminate two of the answers," when they would fifty-fifty? Anytime Meredith Vieira would ask for the computer, I'd be like, "Yes, bitch."

• 36:01Speaker 04

  And that's a rule of culture.

• 36:03Speaker 01

  Which number was that?

• 36:04Speaker 04

  Any, that was, yeah, twelve.

• 36:05Speaker 01

  Twelve.

• 36:06Speaker 04

  Anytime Meredith Vieira would ask the computer.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  It was, yes, yes. No, don't.

• 36:13Speaker 04

  Yes, bitch.

• 36:14Speaker 01

  It became a lot of different things.

• 36:16Speaker 02

  Ideas.

• 36:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they'll figure it out.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, too many ideas.

• 36:19Speaker 04

  No, no, no, we're good, we're good.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  There was a lot of ideas, but one strong idea was the Five Star Weekend.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  And it really was.

• 36:24Speaker 01

  And I'm so happy it got made.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  It was such a strong idea.

• 36:26Speaker 01

  Can you talk about the camaraderie on set?

• 36:28Speaker 04

  I'd love to.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:30Speaker 04

  This is so dumb, but I actually would love to.

• 36:33Speaker 02

  You please.

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Tell us about it. And you know what has our favorite people in it?

• 36:36Speaker 04

  I know. Okay. Should I tell you some of them? You've mentioned some at the top, but I wasn't here.

• 36:39Speaker 02

  Regina Hall.

• 36:40Speaker 04

  Cast. Wait, I just said cast, but I meant to say listeners.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  Cast.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  Listeners at home, I was here.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:49Speaker 04

  That's what you don't know. When they're talking at the top.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:52Speaker 04

  I was here the whole time.

• 36:54Speaker 01

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• 38:12Speaker 01

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• 38:16Speaker 02

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• 38:29Speaker 01

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• 40:33Speaker 02

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• 40:38Speaker 01

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• 40:41Speaker 02

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• 40:44Speaker 01

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• 40:51Speaker 01

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• 40:54Speaker 02

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• 41:00Speaker 01

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• 41:02Speaker 02

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• 41:04Speaker 04

  Okay, so here's who we're talking about.

• 41:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:06Speaker 04

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• 41:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Timothy Olyphant.

• 41:13Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 41:14Speaker 04

  Harlow Jane, Wes DuCovny, Josh Hamilton, Judy Greer.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  So Judy Greer and Jennifer Garner in the same thing, once again?

• 41:24Speaker 04

  I think that's right.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Wow, I think that might be right.

• 41:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think that's right.

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Wait.

• 41:27Speaker 04

  13 Going on 30 reunion.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  Reunion.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Not to mention catch and release reunion with Timothy Olyphant and Jenny G.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  It's a catch and release reunion. I have to ask about a few of the cast members.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  Please ask. I'm an open book, honey.

• 41:40Speaker 01

  I'm gonna ask the same question about all of them. What was the most Jennifer Garner thing?

• 41:45Speaker 04

  Oh, great.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  She did on set?

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Well, okay, the few that are coming to mind.

• 41:49Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 41:50Speaker 04

  She was like the queen of food trucks. So she would always get, she'd get a food truck like weekly.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Which just is.

• 41:56Speaker 01

  Taking care of.

• 41:57Speaker 04

  Taking care of the cast.

• 41:58Speaker 01

  The children, yeah.

• 41:59Speaker 04

  She like had Gemma and I over to her house. She would have had Regina and Chloe, but they were in New York. And just made us a chicken lunch. Just whipped up a chicken.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  Lunch.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  And it was?

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Delish.

• 42:16Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 42:17Speaker 04

  Um, you know what I mean? Like that type of thing.

• 42:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 42:20Speaker 04

  Like just, oh, let me just whip you up a chicken.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  So she was providing?

• 42:24Speaker 04

  She's a provider. Yeah, she's a provider. Also, I mean, I could talk forever about her. Also, like, let me just think what I want to say here because she's so chicken lunch. She's so chicken lunch.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:36Speaker 04

  But also not a sandwich lunch.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  No, chicken lunch.

• 42:39Speaker 04

  Hot chicken lunch.

• 42:40Speaker 01

  Hot chicken on a plate.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  Hot chicken on a plate.

• 42:42Speaker 01

  The best vibe, hands down.

• 42:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Hot chicken on a plate.

• 42:45Speaker 02

  Hot chicken on a plate. Oh, here's some pan sauce.

• 42:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  Grown chicken?

• 42:49Speaker 04

  She's like pounded chicken. Panko.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Fried or you know?

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Like breadcrumbs.

• 42:57Speaker 04

  Yes, delish. Yeah, I said delish twice. Shoot me down.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  No, I love delish.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  What's wrong with delish?

• 43:02Speaker 04

  Put a bullet in my head.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  What's wrong with delish?

• 43:04Speaker 04

  Kill me now.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:05Speaker 04

  She's just.

• 43:06Speaker 01

  She glows.

• 43:08Speaker 04

  She is so busy.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Family, career, acting, beyond, everything. Also like charities, like traveling, she's so busy, but reaches out. She is such a good friend. I could cry talking about her.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Really?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  She's such a thoughtful, generous, like, uh, she, she, you can't believe the care this person puts into her relationship. She's, she is like, she's the fucking greatest.

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Jenny G.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  Do you know my story about her?

• 43:39Speaker 04

  Please tell me.

• 43:40Speaker 01

  I was doing the ride.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:42Speaker 01

  I was singing on the street.

• 43:43Speaker 04

  Great.

• 43:43Speaker 01

  You remember, cause Darcy is the ride alumni. For those who don't know, it was a sideways facing bus, tour bus, thirteen and a half feet tall. It rode around comedians slash hosts were on the bus narrating and there were some people on the street performing. And I, I would do both, but this day I was performing on the street in front of Carnegie Hall. I was getting ready to walk down the street, have the bus pull up and have them be like, who's this guy? Let's see if it waved to us. And then start singing my song, which was, I know you're lying, cause your lips are moving.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  It was?

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Tell me, do you think I'm dumb? Sure was.

• 44:15Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  Meghan Trainor.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Okay, great.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  And as I'm singing it, the, the bus starts freaking out.

• 44:21Speaker 04

  Okay, you're like, kind.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  And I'm like, oh my God, I must be slaying down today to Meghan Trainor. And the guy is, there's like a saxophone playing along and I turn around and the bus drives away and they freaked out for me. I ate and the saxophone guy goes, I was like, wow, he killed that. And he goes, yeah, no, I think they just noticed Jennifer Garner. And I was like, what? And apparently Jennifer Garner had like stood by me while I sang the whole time.

• 44:44Speaker 04

  Oh, that's so cute.

• 44:45Speaker 01

  And did a whole thing like with the bus like.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Oh my God, she's, she's a performer.

• 44:48Speaker 01

  And then by the time I had turned around, she was like rounding the corner, like.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Totally chic.

• 44:53Speaker 01

  And I, she was like a phantom.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  Yes, I love that. I mean, like even that, just like she knows who she is. She's like, I'm gonna talk to you, Bess, and then I'm gonna walk away. I'm not gonna give you too much. Cause I gotta take care of me.

• 45:04Speaker 01

  It was wild stuff.

• 45:05Speaker 04

  That is amazing. God, you're, you're, you're gonna love her.

• 45:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:09Speaker 04

  You know, when.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  When we meet her.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  I mean, well, I have thoughts.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  We reached out to her to come to the Culture Awards. Actually, we wanted her to accept the award for best thing to say to a gay guy, which was, you can breathe now, Simon.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  Is that, she'll do, she'll do it. We talked about it last year.

• 45:23Speaker 02

  We tried to make it happen.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Go through me next time.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  But you know what's?

• 45:28Speaker 04

  I'm not kidding. Um, it'll happen.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  I, I tea-fully believe.

• 45:32Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 45:33Speaker 01

  Tea.

• 45:33Speaker 02

  I have always loved her.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  And she talked to me about the show last year.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  What she did?

• 45:39Speaker 04

  So she want, I mean.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  She saw you say Miganalaquista?

• 45:42Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Miganalaquista transphobia?

• 45:44Speaker 04

  Absolutely.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Does she agree?

• 45:45Speaker 04

  She totally agrees.

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. She says Migan, Jennifer Garner says Miganalaquista.

• 45:50Speaker 02

  Gender binary.

• 45:51Speaker 01

  Gender binary. Yeah.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Um, well, what was the most Chloe Sevigny thing that she did on set?

• 45:56Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, so many good Chloe things. Okay, I'm just thinking of like the very first time we met. Okay, all right, well, okay, first, this is just cool.

• 46:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  I went vintage shopping with her.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  In Los Angeles?

• 46:10Speaker 04

  In Nantucket.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  Oh, bitch.

• 46:13Speaker 04

  Excuse me?

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Ha.com?

• 46:14Speaker 04

  Cause we, ha.com, we, um, is that what you said? That was really funny. We.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  Add a dot org, dot biz.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  Dot biz is crazy.

• 46:23Speaker 04

  Take your pick, take your pick.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  Not dot gov.

• 46:25Speaker 04

  Dot edu.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  In this climate.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Hey, Trump.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Can you hear my?

• 46:31Speaker 01

  We're coming for you, baby.

• 46:32Speaker 04

  Can you hear my spine cracking?

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 04

  That feels great.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  Hey, hey, Donald Trump. We're coming for you, baby.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  Hey, Donald Trump, my spine is cracking.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  And Mr. Trump, if you're listening. My spine is cracking.

• 46:44Speaker 04

  Okay, so I just remember, okay, imagine if you will, okay?

• 46:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I will.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  I'm taking it back. The, okay, so I was the last of the five to get cast.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  We started, I got cast, thank you. I started, I got cast and we started filming not but days later.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  Five stars.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Star weekend.

• 47:02Speaker 04

  Less than five days later.

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 04

  So Minky Spiro, the amazing director, had this idea of bringing the five of us, five women who had never worked together before, didn't really know each other at all.

• 47:11Speaker 01

  Very different women.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Very different women.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Very Spice Girls.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  Very Spice Girls. And I'm like, are we, who is, I don't know. And then we, we, her idea wasn't just that we were gonna like eat lunch together, but we were gonna play Pictionary together for like 90 minutes. Or maybe it was two hours.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  This was Chloe's idea?

• 47:29Speaker 04

  No, this is Minky, the director.

• 47:30Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:31Speaker 04

  So anyway, this is how we got to know each other, is we sat in a living room and we play, like these busy, busy women that were like prepping to start shooting the show and me being like, I'm here. We played Pictionary for like, I'm, I feel like saying two hours is an exaggeration, but I literally think it was, cause we kept being like, another round? Like, really, but it was so fun, so fun, so fun. But I have this great memory of Chloe. Oh my god, I love her so much. She, she, we weren't on the same team. It doesn't matter. We, I was basically helping someone else, like someone that wasn't on my team. Where I was like, giving him a little hint. And she looked at me and she was like, "What the fuck?" And then she was like...

• 48:13Speaker 01

  What the fuck?

• 48:14Speaker 04

  "What the fuck?" wink. And that's kind of Chloe in a nutshell, just kind of like...

• 48:18Speaker 01

  The ultimate it girl.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  Eternal cool girl.

• 48:20Speaker 04

  So cool. Just the, just amazing. And like, I don't know what it was about, you know, this just happens. You, you, I don't know why this particular group meshed like this, but we just like, got into it really fast. It was like, it was like, girl time every day, five of us, a lot of group scenes, so we're all just sitting around. There was like, no topic off limits, we just like, got deep fast. I don't know why, it was just one of those...

• 48:45Speaker 01

  Do you tend to do that?

• 48:46Speaker 04

  I don't. I mean, I will, I'll go where the, the wind blows me. But I don't like, what, I mean, whatever, what is that, like?

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Well, I guess a lot of people would call it like, trauma dumping. When it's a mutual thing, it can be quite beautiful.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  We were sort of just like, open. It was not like, it wasn't necessarily trauma dumping, although, trauma down, whatever, whatever you got. But it was like, it was just like, it wasn't a bunch of women kind of, um, holding it in. Or like, close to the, well, is it vest or chest?

• 49:15Speaker 01

  High.

• 49:16Speaker 04

  It was like, yeah, exactly. It was like, and yeah, it was, it was just like, tell me about it. And then what happened?

• 49:22Speaker 02

  It was, it's five, it's five of you who, um, people have obsession over.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  It's, it's the, I'm upset, I have obsession over. Wait, I just thought of a Regina thing.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  No, that was gonna be next, if you can believe it.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  Can you just imagine this woman? She's the funniest person alive, and she has the, the driest sense of humor to a scary amount. Where you don't know if she's joking, lying, telling the truth. It's, it's like, genius level, dry. But she, we were talking about...

• 49:56Speaker 04

  Hold please? Gil, Happy Gilmore coming out.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 50:00Speaker 04

  And she, this is just a little funny thing she said. We were talking about who's gonna see it, whatever. And she goes, "'Cause I haven't even seen Gilmore Girls, season one."

• 50:10Speaker 02

  That's really fucking.

• 50:12Speaker 01

  Cause I haven't even seen.

• 50:13Speaker 04

  Right.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  More Girls season one.

• 50:14Speaker 04

  Right. And so she's like, so how am I gonna see the movie? And, and then you're like, what? You're trying to like.

• 50:19Speaker 02

  No, she's, she's ahead of that.

• 50:20Speaker 04

  She's also, again, off in a puff of smoke.

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Trying to catch up.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  No, she's, I, I'm obsessed with how like slippery.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Totally. Can I do one more?

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  Please.

• 50:32Speaker 04

  Oh my God, they're just popping into my head.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  So this is like, kinda what this podcast is. It's like Regina Hall was good this day.

• 50:38Speaker 04

  Exactly. That's kind of what this podcast is. Regina Hall being good this day. I introduced her to my brother, who is an editor for animation, animated movies. And I said, this is my brother Will, he works at Netflix, beep that, just kidding.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:52Speaker 04

  He's an editor. And she goes, I'm an editor. And I know right away she's lying, but I keep going.

• 51:00Speaker 04

  And I'm an editor. And then, um, I say, he does animation. And she goes, I edited Moana.

• 51:07Speaker 02

  This is fucking legendary.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  My brother has like a good bullshit detector.

• 51:13Speaker 01

  I edited Moana.

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Totally believed her. She's so dead ass.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  I've been editor. I'm now picturing her like.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Major.

• 51:22Speaker 01

  Clicking through how far I'll go, like, yeah.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, totally.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  This is good.

• 51:26Speaker 04

  She's just really funny. She's really quick and really, really funny.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  Well, she's a legend.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  She's a master at throwing something away because one of the best line reads in any comedy ever is, who the fuck did that?

• 51:38Speaker 01

  Who the fuck did that?

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Who the fuck did?

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Scary movie three.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  I mean, like, where does she?

• 51:42Speaker 02

  No, right.

• 51:43Speaker 01

  She's just funny.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:44Speaker 01

  She just is good.

• 51:45Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Like.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  She's so naturally funny.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  That's the thing ultimately is when you come, when it comes down to it, some people just like are good.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Totally, totally.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  Undeniable.

• 51:55Speaker 04

  I know, undeniable. Yeah.

• 51:56Speaker 02

  I think, I think we should give her her first Oscar.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know, I know. Oh my God.

• 52:01Speaker 01

  I think she's gonna get one.

• 52:02Speaker 04

  I do too.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Also, this was fun. When, when Battle came out, we were in Nantucket, so we went together. There's one movie theater in Nantucket and it, and it has one screen and it was playing.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  Major.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Uh, uh, it was playing one battle. And so we all went with her, like a lot of people. And it was really sweet. It was so exciting. It was so exciting.

• 52:21Speaker 02

  That shot of her in the mirror telling Chase, like, you have to come with me. I'm like.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Chills.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Chills. This is so fucking good.

• 52:27Speaker 04

  She's perfect.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  She's perfect.

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Restraint.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 52:30Speaker 04

  I mean, she's perfect. She's, she's incredible.

• 52:32Speaker 01

  She has so much gravitas as an actor. Have you seen, um, Support the Girls?

• 52:37Speaker 04

  No, but I've heard it's so good.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  She's so good in that.

• 52:39Speaker 04

  God, why haven't I seen this yet? I've heard it's so good.

• 52:41Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 52:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's amazing. She was like the manager of a Hooters. Who's like, looks out for, supports the girls.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  She goes ahead and supports the girls. Is it also sort of like a play on bra?

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Literally.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Cute.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Like, support the girls. They're like, they work at like a Hooters, you know? You ever think about it?

• 52:58Speaker 04

  Doing Hooters?

• 52:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, going to Hooters.

• 52:59Speaker 04

  I've been.

• 53:00Speaker 01

  Have you enjoyed the wings?

• 53:01Speaker 04

  I've enjoyed the wings.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  Huh? Now, I, that.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Excuse me?

• 53:07Speaker 01

  That just, you know. It's a double entendre.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  It really is. Oh, thank you.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, my God.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Is that a fun name for a girl? Entendre?

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Entendre, it was a gorgeous, actually twins. Double entendre.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  Double entendre. I have two daughters named Entendre. I call them double entendre. Entendre!

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Entendres.

• 53:30Speaker 01

  Entendres!

• 53:31Speaker 04

  Entendres.

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Dinner time. Your mashed potatoes only already.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  Make the dinner, honey.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  Aunt Jen Garner made chicken lunch.

• 53:39Speaker 01

  Aunt Jen Garner's here. Entendres!

• 53:42Speaker 04

  Entendres, she pounded the chicken.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Aunt Jen Garner is crazy. Why did I say that?

• 53:48Speaker 04

  Aunt Jen, Aunt Jen Garner.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Auntie Jen Garner is here. She pounded her chicken all night to be here with you guys.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  She made you chicken lunch. What is chicken lunch? Is that from something that's really funny?

• 53:58Speaker 01

  Entendre, get your finger out of Entendre's food.

• 54:00Speaker 02

  It's 10:30 PM.

• 54:00Speaker 01

  That's Entendre's chicken. From Auntie Jen Garner.

• 54:03Speaker 04

  From Aunt, no, from Aunt Jen Garner.

• 54:06Speaker 02

  Aunt Jen Garner.

• 54:07Speaker 04

  Aunt Jen Garner.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Is it aunt or aunt?

• 54:09Speaker 04

  Well. Depends on what.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Be careful what you say because this is the definitive answer. It'll be this from now on.

• 54:14Speaker 04

  It is actually aunt.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I'm sorry. Is that wrong?

• 54:19Speaker 01

  It's just another check in the column for we say things wrong from Long Island. Of course, it's not aunt.

• 54:23Speaker 04

  But I would be so, I'm so surprised you guys say aunt.

• 54:26Speaker 01

  We say aunt.

• 54:26Speaker 04

  I always think east coast is aunt.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  So everything on Long Island that can sound worse does.

• 54:30Speaker 04

  Okay, great.

• 54:31Speaker 01

  So basically, if the word is like aunt.

• 54:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, you're gonna say aunt.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  Aunt.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Right, right, right.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  Can you explain Mario? Because it's not Italian.

• 54:40Speaker 01

  I don't say Mario. I say Mario.

• 54:42Speaker 04

  Well.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  Well, it's pretty fucking close to me.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  We call that penis wiener in my family. Can I tell you guys about penis wiener?

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 54:48Speaker 02

  What's penis wiener?

• 54:48Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 54:49Speaker 04

  In my family, meaning in mine and Jason's home, if something is this or that, same, same, we call it penis wiener.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Penis wiener.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Half a dozen.

• 54:58Speaker 04

  It's half a dozen, which I hate to do this, guys, but we talked about this last time I was on.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  I know. I remember.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Six of one and half a dozen.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 55:05Speaker 02

  So the new version is penis wiener?

• 55:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can say penis wiener. And it really, we are, imagine this, if you will, we're renovating our house, okay? So we're working with adults, like contractors and architects and stuff. The amount of times we say penis wiener to a grown adult man, who's like, would you want this or that? We go like, eh, penis wiener. And they know it now.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, they get it. Yeah.

• 55:26Speaker 02

  It communicates a lot.

• 55:27Speaker 04

  It does. And feel free to take that, listeners. Feel free to take that news in your home.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Penis wiener, I mean.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  It's penis wiener. It's penis wiener.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Penis cock.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  So you were talking Mario. Sorry, I'm hopped up now.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  I do know it's Mario. Have you noticed? Have you noticed I've been saying Mario more? A lot more.

• 55:42Speaker 02

  It's very my fair lady. He's like correcting his speech.

• 55:45Speaker 04

  Well, depending on.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  What?

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Depending on where you're from, you sometimes have to do that. For example, sorry to utter his name again, but Jason grew up in Virginia where they say, what do you call the little waxy colored thing that you draw with?

• 55:58Speaker 01

  Crayon.

• 55:59Speaker 02

  Crayon. He says crane.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Cram.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  Crown.

• 56:02Speaker 02

  No, I'm sorry, Jason.

• 56:04Speaker 01

  Crown?

• 56:04Speaker 04

  So he's fixed it.

• 56:05Speaker 02

  Mr. Carden.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  Mr. Carden.

• 56:07Speaker 01

  That's wrong.

• 56:07Speaker 04

  That's just wrong.

• 56:08Speaker 01

  Crown is what goes on the head of a queen.

• 56:10Speaker 04

  For sure. But some of your listeners right now are thinking, yoo hoo.

• 56:13Speaker 01

  Well, that's fine.

• 56:14Speaker 04

  I guess that meets me.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  If I said murder was wrong, some of them are probably like, oops.

• 56:19Speaker 04

  Right, and what is it? Murder?

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Well, murder.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  I'm just saying the concept. Sometimes they can hear things and if they're not happy with it, it's okay because they're wrong. And I love the listeners, I love the readers, the Kates, the publicists, the finalists, and even the Kyles. A lot of you are wrong out there about what you're doing and something you're thinking right now, and the way that you've behaved today and probably all week is wrong.

• 56:41Speaker 04

  And that's one minute.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  And you can feel bad. And you know how long it took me to say that to myself? Guess what? It's okay if people feel bad.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Oh, huge.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  I have a game.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  This is the penis-Weiner game.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  I'm gonna name two things. One of them has to be penis and one of them has to be weener.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 56:57Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 56:57Speaker 02

  Coke and Pepsi. Which one's penis, which one's weener?

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Coke is penis.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  Penis.

• 57:02Speaker 04

  Pepsi's weener.

• 57:03Speaker 02

  Ding ding ding.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  Okay, um, Jessica Simpson and Ashley Simpson. Which one is penis and which one is weener?

• 57:10Speaker 04

  Jessica's Coke.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  Jessica's penis.

• 57:12Speaker 01

  She's Coke! Jessica's Coke!

• 57:14Speaker 04

  Jessica's Coke, Ashley's Pepsi.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Jessica's Coke, Ashley's pills.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Ashley's pills?

• 57:21Speaker 04

  Well, because he's talking like Coke, like...

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Oh, I see.

• 57:23Speaker 01

  I was like a massive Ashley Simpson stan. Were you?

• 57:27Speaker 02

  Massive.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  Is this Ashley? Anna Monday.

• 57:30Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  Cool. Yeah. Cool. I'm with it. And I know that song became what it became and had a, a, a, like, it's been overshadowed by the moment.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  But I think it's a great song.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  I wrote an essay defending her in high school.

• 57:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, did I ever say about that?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Her post-SNO?

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:47Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 57:47Speaker 01

  I, I, for, for AP comp.

• 57:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 57:50Speaker 01

  I wrote like a persuasive essay about why Ashley Simpson should be forgiven.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  That was your thesis.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I really would like to read it again now.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  This man.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  I know. I would like to read it again now to see how, how much faggotry is on display.

• 58:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  Word by word.

• 58:03Speaker 04

  Mm, read it on the pool.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  I really should find it. I don't know if it exists anymore, but I hope it does.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  Read it on the pool.

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Read it on the pod.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Read it on the pool.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Daughter of the pod.

• 58:11Speaker 04

  Daughter of the pod.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  I think Darcy walking into the first episode she recorded with us was a major moment in history.

• 58:17Speaker 04

  Oh, I remember every second of every moment.

• 58:20Speaker 02

  Don't remember what I did yesterday, remember that.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  That was back in 2000, what, 17?

• 58:27Speaker 02

  2017, 2018.

• 58:28Speaker 01

  Whoa, and a half.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  After you did, I don't think so many live in LA.

• 58:32Speaker 04

  Okay, not to correct you, but first was show.

• 58:36Speaker 01

  Yes, it was.

• 58:36Speaker 02

  First was show, and then you came to pod, and you were like, y'all packed that to the gills.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  Pod was the first.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  I think pod was first.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  Pod was first.

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Okay, in my memory, it's so funny because I'm like, I remember everything, but now I'm like, okay, I think it was an apartment type of, okay.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  It was.

• 58:50Speaker 04

  Type of studio.

• 58:51Speaker 01

  Yes, it was.

• 58:52Speaker 04

  And then I did the show, live show.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 58:55Speaker 04

  And then I did like a downtown LA, um, office.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  There was a lot of, we have lived many different lives on this podcast. And there's soon to be another one because.

• 59:09Speaker 04

  Announce it.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Should we reveal? We were gonna be getting a new set that Bowen Yang is designing.

• 59:14Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  Oh my god, this is so exciting.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  This is not, this is not a big deal. Now, now I feel the pressure.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  Feel, do feel the pressure, feel the pressure.

• 59:21Speaker 01

  You know what creates pressure? Diamonds.

• 59:23Speaker 04

  Ooh, yes, if you think about it, do you know what creates pressure? Don't correct him.

• 59:27Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 59:27Speaker 04

  Don't correct him.

• 59:28Speaker 01

  Do you know what creates pressure?

• 59:29Speaker 02

  Diamonds.

• 59:30Speaker 04

  And actually, in a way, it's true.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  That's actually real culture number three. You know what creates pressure?

• 59:35Speaker 02

  Diamonds.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  But also, you can make that make sense. And I've already done it.

• 59:39Speaker 02

  What, in the process of making a diamond, you do create pressure.

• 59:43Speaker 04

  Okay, say it again.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  Like, we, I've been focused on the diamonds. No, what about the pressure that was just there?

• 59:49Speaker 01

  How about time together instead of gifts like diamonds? How about simply time together?

• 59:53Speaker 04

  I love time together.

• 59:57Speaker 01

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• 59:59Speaker 02

  Time for some prep wisdom.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

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• 1:00:07Speaker 02

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• 1:00:14Speaker 01

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• 1:00:18Speaker 02

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• 1:00:30Speaker 01

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• 1:00:40Speaker 02

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• 1:00:40Speaker 01

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• 1:00:41Speaker 02

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• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  You probably think dressing well takes lots of money or lots of time spent digging through thrift stores.

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

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• 1:01:01Speaker 01

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• 1:01:04Speaker 02

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• 1:01:19Speaker 01

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• 1:01:33Speaker 01

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• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Hey, Bowen, is it Justin Mayer? Does it feel like nothing is actually what it says it is anymore?

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, like when you order chicken fingers, you don't get fingers, you get mystery nuggets.

• 1:01:59Speaker 01

  Exactly. Well, except hotels.com.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  I was gonna say hotels.com because they do hotels.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

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• 1:02:06Speaker 02

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• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  So the name checks out and the perks do too.

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

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• 1:02:21Speaker 01

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• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Hotels.com, it's all in the name.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Okay, we've been talking. About Cupid mayo for a minute now, Bo. And wow, the feedback we're getting. I mean, so many of y'all love this stuff.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  You're stopping us in the street going, "I love Cupid." And if you're thinking, "Wait, what is Cupid?" Uh, do you not have the internet? It's the OG Japanese mayonnaise. The one with the red cap and the little baby on the bottle.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  Once you know it, you start seeing it everywhere. People ask what makes it different from basic mayo. Well, the answer? Egg yolks.

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  Cupid is made with egg yolks only, giving it this incredibly rich umami flavor that elevates everything. Burgers, fries, sandwiches, chicken, noodles.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Chefs use it, restaurants use it. People who really love food and flavor use it.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Whatever you're eating, Cupid hit. So if you haven't tried Cupid yet, find the bottle with the red cap and see what everyone's talking about. You'll understand. Cupid, the original Japanese mayonnaise.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  What's your love language? And when I ask this question, know that I want to know what your love language expression is, not what you like to receive.

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  Because apparently that's a controversial thing. A lot of people-

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  You can answer both ways.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Well, of course, Ken.

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  So how do I like to give it?

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's your love language?

• 1:03:37Speaker 04

  God, wait, I don't know.

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  What love language do you speak? There's words of affirmation, physical touch.

• 1:03:44Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  There is gifts-

• 1:03:45Speaker 02

  I'm quality time.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Quality time.

• 1:03:47Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  And we're, uh, you said words of affirmation?

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Encouraging word.

• 1:03:50Speaker 04

  Okay, and this is how I show love?

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  What's that?

• 1:03:53Speaker 04

  This is how I show love?

• 1:03:54Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, how you show love.

• 1:03:56Speaker 04

  I think, I think words of affirmation-

• 1:03:58Speaker 01

  Yes, you're, you are, words of affirmation.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  You're so good.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  Oh, it's my, it's my love language, what can I say?

• 1:04:04Speaker 01

  I think it's definitely mine, too.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, you think so?

• 1:04:06Speaker 01

  But I also do, with, with lovers, physical touch is part of it for me. Definitely for sure.

• 1:04:10Speaker 04

  I mean, but also, it's not just like, I need physical touch. It's like, that's a way of showing love or receiving love.

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Yes, well, you talked about your husband's barrel chest earlier, yeah. About how you love to get tactile with him.

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  I love to get tactile, I love getting tactile.

• 1:04:22Speaker 01

  You ever punch his chest when you're-

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Yes, totally. I think I did yesterday.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Fun.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  Hell yeah. With the brass ring.

• 1:04:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:29Speaker 02

  What was, what was this?

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  Just kinda like warming up for a punch.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, my punch.

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  The, the Y Iotta?

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, a little bit of a Y Iotta.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  I wanna do a Y Iotta so bad.

• 1:04:40Speaker 04

  You should do a Y Iotta.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Can you believe we got karate chopped by Miss Piggy?

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  What a moment from God above.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  He took one right in the kidney.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  I mean, what a moment.

• 1:04:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, that was amazing.

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  That is, I mean, there's too many things to say, like, if you could tell little Matt and Bowen, but that one is actually like, go back even further. That's actually like, life doesn't make sense. That's like, seven years old.

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's crazy. And, and every single time we were watching it in the edit, I go, she's the most beautiful woman.

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  She's the most beautiful woman in the world.

• 1:05:07Speaker 01

  She's really graceful. And in person, she's a lot more soft spoken than you think.

• 1:05:11Speaker 02

  Very soft spoken, very shy.

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  Oh my God, yeah, she has a grace about her. And elegance.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  She's actually never really raising her voice.

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  No, she's, I mean.

• 1:05:21Speaker 04

  That's not.

• 1:05:21Speaker 02

  That's not, that's just the pitch, that's not like, the volume.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:29Speaker 04

  Really good.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  Well, you have to know, so we were in the writing room, like, like, we're all writing the Miss Piggy copy, writing the Miss Piggy bit, there was so much anxiety passed around about like, who was gonna do it? Like, because it's like daunting.

• 1:05:42Speaker 04

  Oh, totally, you can't just say the words.

• 1:05:43Speaker 01

  Bowen ended up taking the first pass on the copy, and then when we were reading it, it was another level of anxiety about who was gonna perform as Miss Piggy. And we all did like, take turns, because you kinda have to do it as her to make sure it's working.

• 1:05:56Speaker 04

  The rhythm, yeah, so much about it.

• 1:05:58Speaker 01

  It was, it was a fun opportunity, but I think one of the most vulnerable.

• 1:06:03Speaker 04

  I bet.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  Very vulnerable.

• 1:06:04Speaker 04

  Because you wanna commit to it. If you like, if you like fuck around with it, it's not, it's not doing what you're setting out to do. It's almost like, probably when you're rehearsing your songs, you're like, I don't wanna just like, pretend to sing it, we gotta sing it.

• 1:06:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:17Speaker 02

  It's like, it's like, if you were reading for like Julie Andrews or something, you know what I mean? It's like, oh, this is the Queen, we'll have her on.

• 1:06:23Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  But she, but God, Miss Piggy, I feel like I was relinquishing my, a Miss Piggy impression.

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, who, who?

• 1:06:31Speaker 02

  I was like, I'm.

• 1:06:31Speaker 04

  Who, who like nailed it?

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  Matt, for sure.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  I, I was pretty good at it.

• 1:06:35Speaker 02

  But I, I.

• 1:06:37Speaker 04

  Oh, curmy.

• 1:06:40Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  Really good. But I did this when Amy Poehler was here, but my favorite Miss Piggy's sort of soundbite stim is from Muppet Christmas Carol. When she is the only person in the whole fucking movie to yell, to scream at Scrooge.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 02

  And when Scrooge is coming, you know, over to Cratchit's to apologize.

• 1:07:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:03Speaker 02

  She freaks out, rightfully. She goes, "And you will be leaving here at once."

• 1:07:08Speaker 04

  Oh my god, that's so, that's so like in my soul, hearing that, I'm like.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  "And you will be leaving here at once."

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  Oh, that's so good.

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  "At once" is so scunty.

• 1:07:19Speaker 04

  Piggy, piggy, piggy.

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  At once.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  At once, and you will be leaving here at once.

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  She's so in charge.

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  Like that's, I want to do an, I want to tell someone at once.

• 1:07:29Speaker 04

  Yes, totally.

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  And I want to tell someone why I ought to.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Oh my god, I've never told anybody at once, and I want to. I've never used it.

• 1:07:36Speaker 01

  I need this done.

• 1:07:37Speaker 04

  At once.

• 1:07:37Speaker 01

  At once.

• 1:07:38Speaker 04

  Oh my god, we should all kind of commit to doing that at least once.

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  At least once.

• 1:07:42Speaker 04

  In the next month.

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  I wanted, let me just test this out.

• 1:07:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, test it out.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up at once.

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  Okay, weird, but I like it.

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's because at one, you want at once to hit hard, and once you said shut the fuck up, all I'm thinking about is the cuss word.

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  Right, I wonder if it's like, like, um, god, how would you?

• 1:08:01Speaker 01

  Ann and Becca, what are you doing at once?

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:08:06Speaker 01

  Why are you typing?

• 1:08:07Speaker 04

  What are you typing?

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  Why are you working on?

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  A question, and then at once is insane.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  What are you typing?

• 1:08:12Speaker 02

  What are you typing at once?

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  At once.

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  What is going on?

• 1:08:14Speaker 04

  It is so, like, how would you use it?

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  What is going on at once?

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  It has to be.

• 1:08:17Speaker 01

  It was a real question as well. I want to know what you guys are doing at once.

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Clack, clack, clack.

• 1:08:21Speaker 01

  You're working?

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  We're working. I think it works.

• 1:08:25Speaker 01

  We're always working, they say. Oh, now I feel bad.

• 1:08:29Speaker 02

  No, I feel like.

• 1:08:30Speaker 04

  We're trying to take one single moment off, and then you get on my ass, so now I'm working.

• 1:08:35Speaker 01

  Horse shit amongst the straw and whatever they do.

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  The hay and all that shit.

• 1:08:39Speaker 04

  Eat some hay at once.

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  Hey, why don't you go kick rocks at once?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  At once, oh, I love kick rocks.

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  I love kick rocks.

• 1:08:46Speaker 04

  So it has to be like...

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  Let's have sex at once. If you consent.

• 1:08:50Speaker 04

  At once o'clock.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  If it's okay with you, I would like to have sex at once.

• 1:08:57Speaker 04

  It has to be like, I mean, nothing beats get out of here at once.

• 1:09:00Speaker 02

  Get out of here at once.

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  And you will be leaving at once?

• 1:09:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:04Speaker 01

  You'll be leaving at once?

• 1:09:05Speaker 04

  And you will be leaving at once. Get out of here at once. Do this at once. It's like, get out of here at once.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  At once.

• 1:09:11Speaker 04

  You will be leaving at once.

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  Go get me that answer at once.

• 1:09:15Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. Did Miranda Priestly ever say at once? She doesn't need to. She just says that's all.

• 1:09:21Speaker 02

  No, the most aggressive, from the first movie at least, because I feel like it's more in me.

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  She goes, the iconic line of just, "If you don't have that Harry Potter book..." "Don't even bother coming back."

• 1:09:34Speaker 04

  Is there a way we could put at once in there?

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  "If you don't have that Harry Potter book at once."

• 1:09:39Speaker 04

  "Don't even bother coming back." And they would, who was it? What's her name?

• 1:09:44Speaker 01

  Anne Hathaway.

• 1:09:44Speaker 04

  No, but what's her name?

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Andrea?

• 1:09:46Speaker 01

  Meryl Streep.

• 1:09:46Speaker 04

  Andy, Andy.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Andy, yeah. But then Miranda calls her Andrea, yes.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  She goes, um...

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  Andrea.

• 1:09:51Speaker 04

  She would, she'd be like, "At once?" She'd leave, kind of muttering like, "Did she say at once?"

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  "At once."

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. She'd be like, "Oh shit, she said at once."

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  She'd be like...

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  Anne Hathaway was so good at the subtle exasperation

• 1:10:07Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:10:07Speaker 01

  that a romantic comedy heroine has to carry through.

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, totally.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  Subtle exasperation.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  Totally, which is important.

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  It's very this vibe.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, totally. Well, I get...

• 1:10:23Speaker 01

  Don't do that!

• 1:10:26Speaker 01

  Did you see Devil Wears Prada too? You loved it.

• 1:10:28Speaker 04

  You loved it.

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  You did.

• 1:10:30Speaker 04

  You did.

• 1:10:31Speaker 01

  We did.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  We did. Suddenly, I see.

• 1:10:33Speaker 01

  Should we do Meisner for a second?

• 1:10:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  Can we do a three-person Meisner?

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  One, two, three. Can someone, anyone at all, say, um, uh...

• 1:10:43Speaker 01

  Say a three-word phrase?

• 1:10:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Do it at once.

• 1:10:51Speaker 02

  At once. Do it at once, do it at once.

• 1:10:54Speaker 02

  That's okay.

• 1:10:55Speaker 04

  That's okay.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  Okay, let's get this bread. Ready?

• 1:11:00Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:03Speaker 02

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:06Speaker 04

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  Let's get this... bread.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread!

• 1:11:49Speaker 04

  Let's get this bread!

• 1:11:51Speaker 01

  Let's get this bread!

• 1:11:53Speaker 04

  And...

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  And...

• 1:11:55Speaker 04

  Myner! Whoa.

• 1:11:59Speaker 02

  I felt like I broke, I broke the spell a little bit.

• 1:12:01Speaker 04

  No, never.

• 1:12:03Speaker 02

  But you, you really went there.

• 1:12:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 01

  I love acting. I love it.

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  With my friends, with anybody.

• 1:12:10Speaker 01

  I don't want to do this.

• 1:12:11Speaker 04

  I don't want to, I want to act.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  I love when I get to do that in here.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  In here.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 1:12:15Speaker 04

  With that, with that, with this.

• 1:12:17Speaker 02

  With this.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  The pod is just, you know, it's like you set it up for years to be able to do that.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 1:12:23Speaker 02

  Oh my god, you're so right.

• 1:12:25Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  On pod.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  On pod, on pod, on pod.

• 1:12:27Speaker 04

  And that's on pod.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  And that's on pod. You ever notice Adi Bryant does this with her hands?

• 1:12:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:12:34Speaker 02

  She points with all five fingers.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  Totally, totally.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  She does this.

• 1:12:37Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 1:12:39Speaker 01

  We're watching the cut and she's just like, any of you.

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  Yes, it's so good.

• 1:12:44Speaker 02

  Pointing is, she's a pointer.

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  But she points with all five fingers open and a hand like that.

• 1:12:50Speaker 04

  She's like.

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  What's your pointing technique?

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  I feel like I'm very.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  You wiggle.

• 1:12:54Speaker 04

  I'm so like, I don't know how crazy my hands are. I think I'm, I mean, now I'm aware, but I think I don't realize how much I'm talking with my hands, but that's not pointing.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. I think generally just gesticulating however you want.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  I'm this culture.

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  Yes, you are.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  I am, I am point, like it's a, you know, a straight line, but bent at the wrist.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  Do you remember that kind of thing in theater school when you would sort of like do this and the director would be like, do that?

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  Wait, what do you mean?

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  Okay, so like you would.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  We didn't go to theater school.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  We didn't go to theater school.

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:27Speaker 04

  Meisner though.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Meisner.

• 1:13:28Speaker 01

  Well.

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:13:29Speaker 01

  I didn't say we shouldn't have been in it. I said we weren't.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Let's go back to theater school.

• 1:13:39Speaker 04

  Theater universities.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  Do you think Yale School of Drama would take me in now?

• 1:13:43Speaker 04

  I absolutely do.

• 1:13:44Speaker 01

  You do?

• 1:13:44Speaker 04

  They should be so lucky.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  What would be your guys' monologues to audition for the Yale School of Drama today? I would do the 10 Things I Hate About You monologue by Julia Stiles.

• 1:13:54Speaker 04

  So good. I would do, um.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  They'd be like.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  No, you'd kill it. I would do like, um, just, okay, a two-person scene, but take out all of the other lines, okay?

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:14:10Speaker 04

  I would do just Ross's line in the like breakup scene with him and Jennifer Aniston.

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Wow, that's great.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  And I would have to make it work because all of her lines would be gone.

• 1:14:20Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:14:20Speaker 04

  So I'd be giving them something they'd never seen before.

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  I would do Erin Brockovich in the beginning when she's trying, when she's going through her resume.

• 1:14:33Speaker 04

  God damn.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  It's really good.

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  I'd love to see that.

• 1:14:38Speaker 02

  She has no medical experience, but I did, what did she, she like, she was like, but I did, um. Work in like a dentist's office in Irvine. Yeah. Or something. Like she has a great monologue where she's trying to like apply for this. No, no, no.

• 1:14:51Speaker 04

  You came up with something better.

• 1:14:53Speaker 02

  Also from Erin Brockovich.

• 1:14:54Speaker 01

  You're spoiled from choice.

• 1:14:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:14:57Speaker 02

  When she's in the courtroom and then like the lawyer's like grilling her and then it ends with her. Just it's such a strong.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  That asshole smashed in my fucking neck!

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  Good job. You guys are so good at that thing you just did.

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  Well, he came out of the, he came around the corner like a bat out of hell.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  Wow. When was the last time you saw that movie?

• 1:15:15Speaker 02

  Not soon enough.

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  And not soon enough? Why not soon enough?

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Not recently enough.

• 1:15:20Speaker 01

  But it wasn't that long ago. We did watch it recently.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  I would watch it tonight.

• 1:15:23Speaker 01

  Oh, that's actually a really good idea.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  The fact that you guys have the, your brains are so good. You, yes, because you have the, that Erin Brockovich monologue, you both do. And you have countless other fucking monologues in your head at all times.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  This was the monologue that sealed the deal for me and Matt in the year, I would say, 2013.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:15:43Speaker 01

  It was me. I said it. I didn't know what helped. I cut his elbowed wire. I actually didn't know what helped, man. And now, I thought I was a surgeon, but I can't. I thought I was a surgeon, but I'm not. So I quit. Izzy.

• 1:16:00Speaker 04

  I knew it. I knew it was Grace.

• 1:16:02Speaker 02

  Grace.

• 1:16:03Speaker 01

  Grace has so much good stuff in there too.

• 1:16:06Speaker 04

  Those first few CZs.

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Oh, CZNs.

• 1:16:08Speaker 04

  And I'm sure it just gets better and better. But I, you know, you stop when you stop.

• 1:16:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:12Speaker 04

  Those first, you stop and you stop.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  You're sure Grey's Anatomy gets better and better?

• 1:16:16Speaker 04

  I'm sure it gets better and better every day.

• 1:16:17Speaker 01

  That's actually Real Culture number 40. I'm sure Grey's Anatomy gets better and better.

• 1:16:22Speaker 04

  But you stop when you stop. And when I stop, I really, what?

• 1:16:25Speaker 02

  Your, your turn. Sorry. Go, go.

• 1:16:27Speaker 04

  Of what?

• 1:16:28Speaker 02

  Monologue.

• 1:16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I don't know. I mean, I, I like, I.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  Well, the time is now. This is the Yale School of Drama audition, honey.

• 1:16:34Speaker 04

  Okay, um.

• 1:16:35Speaker 02

  Can be one of your own.

• 1:16:36Speaker 01

  And we're two very severe gay men who are not gonna make this easy.

• 1:16:40Speaker 04

  What would, like, monologue, monologue. Remember how we used to have just like monologues?

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:16:45Speaker 01

  I never really had a monologue.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  The top teen monologues. It was like teen monologue books.

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  Like, again, not to theater school you, but they would always be like, don't look in. Those books.

• 1:16:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  Those are overdone. I remember the first monologue I did in high school. I had just read a book. This is kind of timely. I had just read the book Girl Interrupted, which is now going to Broadway or on Broadway.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 1:17:06Speaker 04

  But it was just a, it was just a book. This is a book before the movie. It was just a book about a girl that went to a goddamn place where they make you feel better. Yeah, they interrupted her. She was like, get out of here at once.

• 1:17:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:18Speaker 04

  But they, you know, because they kept interrupting her.

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:17:20Speaker 04

  They said, get out of here. They said, get out of here at once and go to the mental hospital.

• 1:17:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 04

  But.

• 1:17:25Speaker 02

  She was mid-sentence, yeah.

• 1:17:26Speaker 04

  The first monologue, the first page, I want to say.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  Uh huh.

• 1:17:31Speaker 04

  Is what I did.

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  It was, yeah, the first, yeah, like I took it straight out of the book.

• 1:17:38Speaker 02

  Hmm, that's cool.

• 1:17:39Speaker 04

  I just remember being like, uh, no one's ever done this before. And then they made it into, it felt so like, um, that, you know, I felt really like no one will ever know anything about that. I am so unique. And then it was made into a movie and then it was made into a play and it clearly had, it clearly had a path.

• 1:17:55Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  I'm getting Alison Williams Cool Girl Award vibes from you.

• 1:18:01Speaker 04

  I'm not.

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  Don't make any promises.

• 1:18:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not.

• 1:18:03Speaker 02

  I'm not promising anything.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  We haven't even seen what happens on Bravo next year.

• 1:18:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:07Speaker 02

  Yep, but.

• 1:18:08Speaker 01

  Can you become a Bravo it girl by next year?

• 1:18:10Speaker 02

  Yes, absolutely. If anyone I know can become a Bravo it girl, it's D'Arcy Carter.

• 1:18:14Speaker 01

  How would you, how would you?

• 1:18:16Speaker 04

  Sweating.

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  Okay, so are you sweating because it's like, you know, it's a lot of pressure?

• 1:18:20Speaker 04

  It's a lot of pressure. It's like two diamonds. It's like one diamond.

• 1:18:23Speaker 02

  It's like, what creates pressure is diamonds.

• 1:18:25Speaker 04

  Pushing two diamonds together, so much pressure.

• 1:18:28Speaker 01

  It's like, ah!

• 1:18:30Speaker 04

  Ouch!

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  How am I supposed to become a diamond like this? Honey, there must be another way.

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  That's my impression of, of a diamond. Something becoming a diamond. I'd be like, oh my god, this is so hard.

• 1:18:46Speaker 04

  I have to do this?

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  This is almost as hard as me when I, when this process is complete. You know I'm the hardest substance.

• 1:18:53Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  Because right now I'm just what, coal?

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  Oh, honey.

• 1:18:57Speaker 02

  Or whatever.

• 1:18:58Speaker 01

  Any coal is a goal.

• 1:18:59Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:19:01Speaker 04

  Wait, by the way, is that factual? Does coal become diamonds?

• 1:19:05Speaker 01

  Can you guys look that up at once?

• 1:19:06Speaker 02

  Just carbon, anything with carbon.

• 1:19:09Speaker 04

  Okay, so maybe like a soda?

• 1:19:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:12Speaker 04

  A carbon aided soda.

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  Honey.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  What's the best soda?

• 1:19:17Speaker 04

  Fucking shit bitch.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  What the hell?

• 1:19:19Speaker 04

  Carbon.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  Carbon.

• 1:19:24Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting. So this is a wives tale and oh.

• 1:19:26Speaker 01

  Sedimentary, yeah. Said you. Who's now we can trust you, Becca?

• 1:19:31Speaker 04

  Okay, sedimentary, said mentary.

• 1:19:33Speaker 02

  Sedimentary.

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  If her name was mentary.

• 1:19:34Speaker 02

  I want a young wives tale for fucking.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  Oh, my God, for once.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  I thought you were just gonna say, I want a young wife.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  I want a young wife, too.

• 1:19:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  I want a young. I don't mind being warm right now, but do I look like I'm sweating?

• 1:19:45Speaker 02

  Stunning.

• 1:19:46Speaker 04

  Okay, great.

• 1:19:46Speaker 01

  It's so hot in here.

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  No, no, it's so fun.

• 1:19:48Speaker 01

  I'm wearing a sleeveless shirt.

• 1:19:49Speaker 04

  It's so fun and fine, and I want to be here forever, but as long as it's not sweating.

• 1:19:52Speaker 02

  No, girl.

• 1:19:53Speaker 04

  And if it is, viewers at home, enjoy it.

• 1:19:57Speaker 01

  Wait, oh, my God, it works this way because it's July 8.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  It is July 9.

• 1:20:01Speaker 01

  No, it's July 8 today.

• 1:20:03Speaker 04

  Today's July 8, the day before the show starts.

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  Unless you're sitting on July 9, in which case it's July 9, but is this coming out on July 8 a really hot time?

• 1:20:10Speaker 04

  It's such a hot time. It's one of the hottest times in, well, not the world. Have you ever been to Australia? July 8 is one of the coldest times.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  It's rough.

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not so bad.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  It's not so bad.

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  Cause they flippy, they flippy, flappy.

• 1:20:21Speaker 04

  But they do flippy, floppy, which is actually insane.

• 1:20:23Speaker 01

  Where will you be on July 8 when this comes out and July 9 when the show comes out? Do you know what your schedule is?

• 1:20:29Speaker 04

  Yes, I do.

• 1:20:29Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 1:20:30Speaker 04

  On July 8, we have, last night, we had, no, no, tonight, I have the premiere.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  Love that.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  Tonight I have the premiere. I'm so excited. Right in Los Angeles.

• 1:20:38Speaker 01

  Oh, right in Los Angeles.

• 1:20:40Speaker 04

  Right in Los Angeles.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  The tar pits, honey.

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  In the tar pits, in the tar pits. We come out of the tar, the five of us.

• 1:20:45Speaker 02

  That would be a gag.

• 1:20:47Speaker 04

  Well, we'll be, we're gonna be on a platform under the tar, and then when it's time for us to enter there, the platform is gonna go brrrr, and the tar's.

• 1:20:54Speaker 01

  You rise out of the tar.

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 1:20:57Speaker 01

  Like Lydia Tars.

• 1:20:58Speaker 04

  Like Lydia Tar, like five Lydia Tars.

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  And then what are you doing the next day?

• 1:21:01Speaker 04

  Five little Lydia Tars.

• 1:21:02Speaker 01

  Five little Lydia Tars.

• 1:21:03Speaker 04

  And then on the day that it comes out tomorrow.

• 1:21:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:06Speaker 04

  I think I have press tomorrow, but.

• 1:21:08Speaker 01

  Who are you excited to see?

• 1:21:09Speaker 04

  Oh, you know.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  The usual, the Mark Malkins.

• 1:21:13Speaker 04

  The Malkins.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, he'll be there.

• 1:21:15Speaker 04

  The Cameron.

• 1:21:16Speaker 01

  He's growing his hair out.

• 1:21:17Speaker 04

  I've noticed. He's great.

• 1:21:19Speaker 02

  All the, all the guys are growing their hair out.

• 1:21:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, actually.

• 1:21:23Speaker 02

  Jared's growing his hair out.

• 1:21:24Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  I want to say.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  Jared who?

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  Entertainment Weekly Jared.

• 1:21:31Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:32Speaker 04

  He's growing his hair out.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  He's growing his hair out.

• 1:21:33Speaker 01

  I wanna grow my hair out.

• 1:21:34Speaker 04

  Do you?

• 1:21:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do, actually.

• 1:21:36Speaker 04

  I mean, that'd be cute. You could, I mean, you can pull it all, you can pull it all off.

• 1:21:39Speaker 01

  Well, thanks.

• 1:21:40Speaker 04

  You can pull off, you can pull off.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  Don't pull out the hair.

• 1:21:42Speaker 04

  Don't pull it out.

• 1:21:44Speaker 02

  Pull it off.

• 1:21:44Speaker 04

  Pull it off. You can pull off the buzz cut.

• 1:21:46Speaker 01

  I think I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna grow out my hair. I have to shoot something this month, and then after that, I'm going, I'm going lang.

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  You can say.

• 1:21:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, it's out. Unless it's something else.

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  I'm a Mr. Smith.

• 1:21:56Speaker 04

  It's so exciting.

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• 1:24:05Speaker 01

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• 1:25:44Speaker 02

  Who are the Spice Girls among the five?

• 1:25:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, we gotta do it.

• 1:25:48Speaker 02

  I think you're sporty.

• 1:25:49Speaker 01

  It's all been leading up to this. I was gonna say you're sporty too.

• 1:25:51Speaker 04

  Okay, okay, okay. Okay, hold on.

• 1:25:53Speaker 01

  And you're good with that?

• 1:25:54Speaker 04

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  I'm gonna say all love. I think you wanna say Khloe's posh, but I think Khloe's scary.

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  And I think that Gemma is posh.

• 1:26:02Speaker 02

  Gemma is posh.

• 1:26:04Speaker 04

  Gemma is posh.

• 1:26:05Speaker 02

  Regina might be... Regina is baby.

• 1:26:08Speaker 04

  Ginger, baby.

• 1:26:09Speaker 02

  No, Jennifer Garner is...

• 1:26:10Speaker 01

  I think Regina feels like ginger to me. And is Jennifer Garner somehow baby? Jennifer Garner somehow baby.

• 1:26:17Speaker 04

  I mean...

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  Then again, if Jennifer Garner is the lead...

• 1:26:22Speaker 04

  I know. Then who is...

• 1:26:23Speaker 01

  Does that make her ginger?

• 1:26:24Speaker 04

  I don't... But I think that...

• 1:26:26Speaker 02

  But the... Just... I don't wanna... I don't wanna...

• 1:26:28Speaker 04

  I don't wanna...

• 1:26:28Speaker 02

  It's not call sheet numbers or anything?

• 1:26:30Speaker 04

  It's not call sheet numbers.

• 1:26:31Speaker 02

  It's vibes.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  It's vibes.

• 1:26:32Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  So then I'm like, is she...

• 1:26:34Speaker 01

  Cause Jennifer Garner's vibe is kinda sporty.

• 1:26:36Speaker 04

  I know. I actually think she might be...

• 1:26:37Speaker 02

  You're baby.

• 1:26:38Speaker 01

  You're a baby.

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  But I don't know. I mean, I'm also like, am I scary?

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:26:42Speaker 04

  No, I'm baby.

• 1:26:43Speaker 01

  I think you're baby.

• 1:26:44Speaker 04

  Yeah. And I think Regina ginger, and I think Jen sporty. Jen is sporty as hell.

• 1:26:50Speaker 02

  Jen is sporty.

• 1:26:50Speaker 04

  She could jump up on that table right now, slay your ass.

• 1:26:53Speaker 02

  No, she... While making chicken mud.

• 1:26:55Speaker 01

  I've seen Daredevil. I've seen Alias.

• 1:26:56Speaker 04

  She can still do that right this second.

• 1:26:58Speaker 01

  You think so?

• 1:26:58Speaker 04

  She rides her bike around the god... She doesn't take the... You know, you...

• 1:27:02Speaker 01

  Is she still...

• 1:27:03Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:27:03Speaker 02

  Electra?

• 1:27:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:27:04Speaker 04

  You know how you get in the van to go to set?

• 1:27:06Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:27:07Speaker 04

  She's like, "I'll meet you there. I'm gonna bike there." She's sporty.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 1:27:11Speaker 01

  Hair and makeup probably just presents that.

• 1:27:13Speaker 04

  They love her.

• 1:27:14Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:27:14Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:27:15Speaker 01

  They say, you know, with Jen, she's gonna bike to set, so her touch-ups take a little bit longer, but we love her.

• 1:27:20Speaker 02

  But we love her.

• 1:27:21Speaker 04

  Somehow she gets there and looks even better.

• 1:27:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:27:23Speaker 04

  That's what they know.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  She got us a banh mi truck today.

• 1:27:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, she got us a banh mi truck today.

• 1:27:28Speaker 01

  Was there ever a banh mi truck?

• 1:27:29Speaker 04

  I'm sure there was.

• 1:27:30Speaker 01

  I love banh mi.

• 1:27:31Speaker 04

  We got a lot. I love banh mi.

• 1:27:32Speaker 01

  I love Vietnamese chicken.

• 1:27:34Speaker 04

  So do I.

• 1:27:35Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:27:35Speaker 04

  I really do.

• 1:27:36Speaker 01

  I do as well. That's why I said it.

• 1:27:38Speaker 04

  And that's also why I said it.

• 1:27:39Speaker 01

  At once.

• 1:27:40Speaker 04

  At once.

• 1:27:40Speaker 01

  You notice I said it at once?

• 1:27:41Speaker 04

  I love banh mi at once.

• 1:27:43Speaker 01

  I wanna banh mi at once.

• 1:27:44Speaker 04

  I wanna banh mi at once, too.

• 1:27:45Speaker 01

  Should we do a banh mi episode of the podcast?

• 1:27:47Speaker 04

  And what does that mean?

• 1:27:48Speaker 02

  What would that be?

• 1:27:49Speaker 01

  Podcast banh mi? That might be title of that.

• 1:27:51Speaker 04

  Wait.

• 1:27:52Speaker 01

  Podcast banh mi.

• 1:27:53Speaker 04

  Boon's going...

• 1:27:54Speaker 01

  You don't like that?

• 1:27:55Speaker 04

  Well, he's just sort of...

• 1:27:56Speaker 02

  What could that mean, I wonder?

• 1:27:57Speaker 04

  He's just sort of sitting here wondering. I don't understand.

• 1:27:59Speaker 02

  I just don't know what that means.

• 1:28:00Speaker 04

  Podcast Bon Me.

• 1:28:01Speaker 02

  Bon Me.

• 1:28:02Speaker 04

  Well, I don't know if it's titled that, but it might, you might change the goddamn podcast name to Podcast Bon Me.

• 1:28:08Speaker 01

  What do you think of us changing our podcast name to just Lost Cult?

• 1:28:12Speaker 04

  Ooh, no. Do you want to?

• 1:28:14Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:28:15Speaker 04

  Why?

• 1:28:15Speaker 02

  We're, we're, we're discussing it.

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  I just think it's kind of fierce.

• 1:28:18Speaker 04

  I mean, do it then. If there's, like-

• 1:28:21Speaker 02

  This is the thing about Lost Cult, Aristas, and no fucking television show on this earth knows how to pronounce it.

• 1:28:27Speaker 04

  Oh, funny.

• 1:28:27Speaker 01

  My dad can. He says Las Costa Ricas.

• 1:28:29Speaker 04

  Coz- I-

• 1:28:30Speaker 02

  Las Costa Ricas.

• 1:28:30Speaker 04

  That is so funny. I had a nice moment with your dad at the show.

• 1:28:33Speaker 01

  He told me, he goes, he, he comes over to me and he goes, "I love Darcy, you know, she said you guys have known each other for 10 years." And I was like, "Oh my god, I guess that's true."

• 1:28:42Speaker 04

  And then he goes, "Nice to meet you," and I go, "We've met before," and he goes, "What?" And I was like, "We had a phone call." And he finished the sentence. He was like, "The phone call."

• 1:28:49Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Richard's such a hit with the, with, with everybody.

• 1:28:53Speaker 01

  Did you see his chain?

• 1:28:54Speaker 04

  Of course I did, but also I, I don't think it, I'm sure it didn't make the cut. I mean, we all watched it. Did it make the cut?

• 1:28:59Speaker 01

  I don't think it made the cut.

• 1:29:00Speaker 04

  Because it wasn't even on.

• 1:29:01Speaker 01

  My dad was wearing like, an iconic chain with his initials on it.

• 1:29:04Speaker 04

  But at one point, in this sort of like intermission, like, commercial break-

• 1:29:08Speaker 02

  We shouted it out.

• 1:29:09Speaker 04

  Matt said, um-

• 1:29:10Speaker 01

  Give it up for my dad's chain.

• 1:29:11Speaker 04

  Give it up for my dad's necklace.

• 1:29:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, my dad's necklace. Cause he was, he actually looked like, like in Fashion on 10. Like, like blazer over a t-shirt with a chain, gold chain.

• 1:29:21Speaker 04

  In fact, I, I loved it so much that you said that, that I was like, I wonder if it would work if when you come out, when me, Darby, comes out, I call myself Darby.

• 1:29:29Speaker 02

  Darby.

• 1:29:30Speaker 04

  When I come out to the microphone, should I say like, "And everybody give it up for Matt's dad's necklace," but will that totally ruin the bit?

• 1:29:36Speaker 01

  It would've worked in the room.

• 1:29:37Speaker 04

  It would've worked in the room.

• 1:29:38Speaker 01

  It would've been cut in the edit.

• 1:29:40Speaker 02

  You're such a pro.

• 1:29:40Speaker 01

  It would've been cut ass. But you would've given it clean.

• 1:29:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:29:43Speaker 01

  You would've given us a clean line.

• 1:29:45Speaker 04

  Totally. It would've, it would've been for you guys.

• 1:29:48Speaker 02

  I'm saying, we, we do it live one year maybe. He really wants to do it live.

• 1:29:52Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, live. I'm like, "You have. I see what you're saying." Yeah, because this is what the-

• 1:29:56Speaker 02

  It sounds hard to me. It, it, it sounds like a fucking nightmare.

• 1:29:59Speaker 04

  No, actually, well, this is the thing.

• 1:30:01Speaker 02

  Hmm? I don't, I don't know about the-

• 1:30:03Speaker 04

  What are you, what, you didn't have to do anything, you didn't have, like-

• 1:30:07Speaker 02

  It's practically the same thing.

• 1:30:08Speaker 04

  It's practically perfect in every way, Mary Poppins style.

• 1:30:11Speaker 02

  Yes, and I just, I just want people to like- Kind of like, we should all just experience it together.

• 1:30:16Speaker 04

  Totally. I think it could be live and I think you guys would thrive. But also, yeah, also scary. It's like, if you don't have to, you don't, if you don't, I mean...

• 1:30:25Speaker 01

  I think we have a couple more years of doing it to tape. And I think the next move for the show, fingers crossed, knock wood, is to do it in the NYC.

• 1:30:32Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, I think so too.

• 1:30:32Speaker 01

  I think that that would be...

• 1:30:34Speaker 04

  You have live up the butt because of SNL.

• 1:30:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's got live up the butt.

• 1:30:37Speaker 02

  And I'm telling you, it is such a fun, thrilling ride. It's the scariest fucking thing, but it's so fun.

• 1:30:44Speaker 04

  Trying to think if I've ever done anything live.

• 1:30:46Speaker 01

  I've done, I've done like, well, I guess the SNL carpet was live.

• 1:30:51Speaker 04

  I've done my life.

• 1:30:53Speaker 01

  Oh, I've done Jenna. That's live.

• 1:30:56Speaker 04

  That's live, exactly. Yeah.

• 1:30:57Speaker 02

  You, you've got this. Y'all got this.

• 1:31:00Speaker 01

  It's not that I don't like want and I'm excited by live, it's just that I know the show is so involved. I would, I would hate to lose opportunities to do things because it was live.

• 1:31:10Speaker 02

  Because you had to cut stuff in the middle.

• 1:31:10Speaker 04

  I've been sitting here for five hours with my legs crossed like a little child.

• 1:31:14Speaker 01

  Are they dead?

• 1:31:15Speaker 04

  No, they're, they're alive. Whee! But just like, like crisscross applesauce.

• 1:31:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean...

• 1:31:22Speaker 04

  Woo!

• 1:31:22Speaker 01

  Okay. Kindergartner.

• 1:31:23Speaker 04

  Kindergartner.

• 1:31:25Speaker 01

  Kindergartner. Hey, get out of kindergarten at once.

• 1:31:28Speaker 02

  You know what's crazy?

• 1:31:29Speaker 04

  Jennifer Garner.

• 1:31:30Speaker 02

  Jennifer Garner. You know what's a crazy word that is German?

• 1:31:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 02

  Warm.

• 1:31:34Speaker 04

  Huh?

• 1:31:35Speaker 02

  The word warm is German, is, it's like, oh, well, yeah, sure, that word is, you know, romance language, that word is, you know, this. Warm is just German, y'all.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  And what does it mean?

• 1:31:47Speaker 02

  Warm.

• 1:31:47Speaker 04

  Hot? Okay, cool. Cause I'm born on my own.

• 1:31:50Speaker 02

  I'm just learning German on Duolingo inside. I just wanted to share.

• 1:31:53Speaker 04

  Cause I'm cool on my own, but I'm warm in your arms.

• 1:31:59Speaker 01

  Becca, who's that?

• 1:32:01Speaker 02

  Ariana Grande.

• 1:32:01Speaker 01

  Ariana Grande, aren't you an Arianator? This is on the permanent record.

• 1:32:05Speaker 04

  But...

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  Learn at once.

• 1:32:07Speaker 04

  Um, learn at once, forgot. Learn at once really works. Yeah. Yeah.

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  Girl, it's hard. It's hard. Cause I, I think I am gonna agree with Bo and then it's an impossible game.

• 1:32:16Speaker 02

  It's an impossible game. And we'll, we'll develop it.

• 1:32:19Speaker 01

  And it's time to do I Don't Think So Honey, if you can even believe.

• 1:32:22Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:32:23Speaker 01

  Probably can at home, because this is about that time.

• 1:32:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:32:26Speaker 01

  And what I don't think so honey is for the uninformed is a 60 second absolute pop off.

• 1:32:33Speaker 04

  To, to.

• 1:32:34Speaker 01

  To something.

• 1:32:34Speaker 04

  No, to, to.

• 1:32:35Speaker 01

  Some, on, on some topic. It's really a thesis.

• 1:32:38Speaker 04

  It is.

• 1:32:39Speaker 01

  Statement that gets followed up on brutally.

• 1:32:41Speaker 02

  Brutally.

• 1:32:42Speaker 01

  Brutalist.

• 1:32:43Speaker 02

  You have something?

• 1:32:43Speaker 01

  It's a brutalist segment. I do have something.

• 1:32:46Speaker 04

  I feel like you used to say 60 seconds to rant on.

• 1:32:49Speaker 01

  I try to make it different every time.

• 1:32:50Speaker 04

  I know, I know. You know what's funny? I was thinking back so long ago, there was like at least one episode where we, where we, where you didn't do. I don't think so honey, and you tried something else. Does this sound familiar?

• 1:33:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, was it like year two or something?

• 1:33:06Speaker 04

  Yes, where you're like, we're gonna try this one this time, along the line.

• 1:33:09Speaker 01

  We did a positive day with Mike Kelton, and we did I think so honey.

• 1:33:13Speaker 04

  Oh, funny, funny, funny, funny, funny. That's funny. That's so cute.

• 1:33:15Speaker 01

  And he did, you want to know what that was? Actually, that was a very fortuitous day, because he said, I think so honey Maggie Rogers.

• 1:33:21Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:33:21Speaker 01

  Who's that? He was like, she is an unbelievable singer. You have to check her out.

• 1:33:26Speaker 04

  And he was right.

• 1:33:26Speaker 01

  Let's just say we checked her out.

• 1:33:28Speaker 04

  And let's just say the world checked her out.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, and she's gonna come on the pod this year at some point.

• 1:33:32Speaker 04

  And she should, and I would love, I would love her to take out an acoustic guitar and strum a strum song.

• 1:33:37Speaker 01

  Did you, were you ever listening to Lost Culture when we used to do the musical episodes?

• 1:33:41Speaker 04

  God, like a, wait, like a.

• 1:33:42Speaker 01

  Long time ago.

• 1:33:43Speaker 02

  We would have like.

• 1:33:44Speaker 04

  Like a musical improv?

• 1:33:45Speaker 02

  Artists, no, artists come and like sing songs.

• 1:33:47Speaker 04

  Henry would play. I don't, I don't think I ever heard, but.

• 1:33:49Speaker 02

  It's quite nice.

• 1:33:50Speaker 04

  But also, maybe I did. But I feel like I'd remember that.

• 1:33:53Speaker 01

  I mean, we, we, we did that several times.

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  We did.

• 1:33:55Speaker 04

  Where you would have, in our, if the person was a singer, you'd have them sing.

• 1:33:59Speaker 02

  Like Cat Cohen did it once, our friend Amanda Schachman did it once.

• 1:34:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:34:02Speaker 02

  You know, like people, like.

• 1:34:03Speaker 01

  Larry Owens did it.

• 1:34:04Speaker 02

  Larry Owens did it.

• 1:34:04Speaker 04

  And would you want to do this again?

• 1:34:06Speaker 01

  Maybe. You know who would be fun to do it with actually? Because I want them to come on at some point, and we, we also, we already have to like, um, change the setup, because there's three of them as hymn.

• 1:34:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, that'd be fun. I bet they would love that. God, I can't believe they've never been on.

• 1:34:19Speaker 01

  I know. Well, because, because they're sort of a three, they're sort of a trio.

• 1:34:23Speaker 04

  They got it.

• 1:34:23Speaker 01

  Bring people harder to nail down than one.

• 1:34:25Speaker 02

  Duo. That's, that's a five oh.

• 1:34:26Speaker 04

  That's a cinco, baby. We call that a cinco.

• 1:34:29Speaker 01

  All right, everybody, here we go.

• 1:34:30Speaker 04

  Um, okay.

• 1:34:31Speaker 02

  This is Matt Rogers. I don't think somebody's time starts now.

• 1:34:33Speaker 01

  I don't think so, honey. Just based on the Rotten Tomatoes score deciding we're not seeing that anymore. Especially when we have plans to see the film.

• 1:34:41Speaker 04

  We have plans.

• 1:34:42Speaker 01

  I understand. No, I'm just saying, because actually, what happened was, we were excited to see Scary Movie Six, and then it had a 28% on Rotten Tomatoes, and it caused a lot of discord amongst people that were attending the film. And I thought, okay, well, we can't just base it on the Rotten Tomatoes score, because how many times do we love a movie that has a very low Rotten Tomato score?

• 1:35:01Speaker 02

  Many.

• 1:35:01Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Like, probably a lot of comedies too, which are looked at as disposable. I'm actually really interested, it hasn't come out yet, but I really hope that Stop That Train gets amazing reviews, because it is so good. But sometimes comedies just get the shorter end of the stick, and I don't think so, honey, that that is cool. And I certainly don't want to be a part of a, uh, uh, audience that is bailing on these comedies, knowing that that is true. Mind you, I did hear some things about the movie that make me less inclined to see it, but the thing is, like, I, I don't know. I, I do think so, honey, until y'all are like, I don't think so, honey, and then it makes me feel like a little bit sad just based on Rotten Tomato.

• 1:35:37Speaker 02

  And that's one minute, totally.

• 1:35:39Speaker 01

  I did just hear it wasn't that funny.

• 1:35:41Speaker 04

  Okay, well, we'll, we'll be the judge of that.

• 1:35:42Speaker 02

  We'll be the judge of that.

• 1:35:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:35:44Speaker 02

  And as, as long as you're letting Regina Hall be dry.

• 1:35:47Speaker 04

  Truly.

• 1:35:48Speaker 01

  Well, that's my thing, is it's like, ultimately, that's why I don't always trust a Rotten Tomato score, because if Regina Hall is in something for me, you add 50 points to any Rotten Tomato score. I realized I haven't seen any of the movies that they're gonna be satirizing this time. Whereas back in the day, I was still watching a lot of the movies that they were satirizing.

• 1:36:09Speaker 04

  So much of it is like recognizing the, the...

• 1:36:11Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 1:36:11Speaker 04

  The thing.

• 1:36:12Speaker 01

  And so then I realized, like, oh, that might be a reason. Once I, once I realized, because I did read a couple of reviews, like, oh, these are the movies that are the riffs.

• 1:36:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:36:20Speaker 01

  Maybe that's a reason why.

• 1:36:22Speaker 04

  Do you, are you a scary movie boy? No.

• 1:36:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:36:25Speaker 04

  No, I know this about you.

• 1:36:26Speaker 01

  Deeply no, deeply no.

• 1:36:26Speaker 04

  Right, right, and you are.

• 1:36:27Speaker 02

  I am always curious about them. I'm begging on my hands and knees that we go see Backrooms or Obsession.

• 1:36:33Speaker 04

  Jason saw, Jason, well, whatever, see him.

• 1:36:36Speaker 02

  What did Jason say?

• 1:36:36Speaker 04

  I was about to Rotten Tomatoes you right now. I make him... See movies and

• 1:36:40Speaker 02

  Tell you.

• 1:36:41Speaker 04

  And yeah, the scary movies, like kind of detail for detail.

• 1:36:44Speaker 01

  I can't with explicit violence and especially when it doesn't make any, when it doesn't need to happen. I guess like, it just, it just like upsets me and bums me out. And when it comes out of nowhere too, it just feels like careless to me and cheap.

• 1:36:56Speaker 04

  Totally, and an assault.

• 1:36:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. But smart horror, I actually really enjoy.

• 1:37:02Speaker 04

  Same.

• 1:37:02Speaker 01

  I always see Jordan Peele's movies.

• 1:37:06Speaker 04

  I saw Weapons, but I got like a minute by minute playback.

• 1:37:08Speaker 02

  Sure, sure, sure.

• 1:37:09Speaker 04

  Play, play by play.

• 1:37:10Speaker 02

  And if there's just one moment in Weapons that I think you would hate, and that's it.

• 1:37:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. The famous scene.

• 1:37:14Speaker 04

  And you'd have to leave.

• 1:37:15Speaker 02

  And you have to.

• 1:37:16Speaker 04

  And you have to leave before then.

• 1:37:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37:17Speaker 04

  And I'd be fine.

• 1:37:18Speaker 02

  But Backrooms doesn't have violence in it.

• 1:37:19Speaker 04

  Yeah. But I heard that it has something.

• 1:37:21Speaker 02

  Oh, nevermind.

• 1:37:22Speaker 01

  Well, you know what? Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey is gonna have comedy in it as well as insight.

• 1:37:27Speaker 02

  I don't know about that. Those are both debatable. Let's, let's do it.

• 1:37:30Speaker 01

  Well, let's live in a world where we have belief. This is Bowen Yang's I Don't Think So Honey. It's time to start now.

• 1:37:37Speaker 02

  I don't think so, honey, calling it full fat Coke. I've got a can right here. Let's look at the fat content, shall we?

• 1:37:44Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:37:44Speaker 02

  Total fat. Zero grams. Cut that shit out at once, I said. Diet Coke has zero, that's, that's white claw, honey.

• 1:37:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, it has zero, zero grams of fat.

• 1:37:56Speaker 02

  I understand what we're doing. We're being cutesy about, you know, diet, full fat. It's not like that.

• 1:38:02Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:38:03Speaker 02

  The diet thing is actually a cute little holdover from the eighties or some such.

• 1:38:06Speaker 01

  Thirty seconds.

• 1:38:07Speaker 02

  These full fat Coke, call it full shug.

• 1:38:10Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:38:10Speaker 02

  Call it thirty milligrams sodium Coke. That's crazy. That's actually crazy.

• 1:38:16Speaker 01

  It's a long walk.

• 1:38:16Speaker 02

  Sodium in this?

• 1:38:17Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:38:19Speaker 02

  Anyway.

• 1:38:20Speaker 01

  You did what? What?

• 1:38:21Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:38:22Speaker 01

  You didn't know there'd be sodium in it?

• 1:38:23Speaker 02

  I know there'd be that much sodium. This is actually twenty-five grams of carbs.

• 1:38:26Speaker 04

  Okay, call it that.

• 1:38:27Speaker 02

  Call it that. Oh, I shouldn't have, I shouldn't have had this.

• 1:38:29Speaker 04

  Oops, now that I think about it.

• 1:38:30Speaker 02

  Oops, but I have had.

• 1:38:31Speaker 01

  Five seconds.

• 1:38:32Speaker 02

  I had Delta Haku at eleven PM last night.

• 1:38:34Speaker 01

  You did?

• 1:38:35Speaker 02

  I'm not putting good things in my body.

• 1:38:37Speaker 04

  And that's your time.

• 1:38:37Speaker 01

  One minute. But yeah, but you know, now that we're done with the show, that we're being garbage cans.

• 1:38:41Speaker 04

  I think that's, I like that moment.

• 1:38:42Speaker 02

  We had pizza the other night.

• 1:38:46Speaker 01

  It was Lucifer's.

• 1:38:48Speaker 02

  I would have that again tonight.

• 1:38:48Speaker 01

  Lucifer's rocks.

• 1:38:50Speaker 02

  Lucifer's rocks.

• 1:38:51Speaker 01

  Rocks.

• 1:38:51Speaker 02

  I fucking love you Lucifer's.

• 1:38:53Speaker 01

  They are the best.

• 1:38:54Speaker 04

  The devil.

• 1:38:55Speaker 02

  The devil.

• 1:38:56Speaker 04

  Lucifer's worship the devil.

• 1:38:57Speaker 02

  I love.

• 1:38:58Speaker 01

  Years ago, one time I was flirty DMing with whoever runs their social.

• 1:39:02Speaker 04

  And if you're still running it, he's taken now. Back off.

• 1:39:06Speaker 02

  Back off.

• 1:39:07Speaker 01

  You better not speak to me again.

• 1:39:09Speaker 04

  Unless you're talking about pepperoni and sausage. But not that kind of pepperoni and sausage.

• 1:39:15Speaker 02

  If there's anyone I would flirt with on a mascot level, it would be the pizza demon.

• 1:39:20Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:39:21Speaker 02

  And that is Lucifer's.

• 1:39:22Speaker 01

  You hear that devil? Back off me. Go to Bowen.

• 1:39:26Speaker 04

  Oh my god, the pizza demon.

• 1:39:28Speaker 02

  It's pizza.

• 1:39:28Speaker 01

  Pizza demon. You've had Lucifer's.

• 1:39:31Speaker 04

  I've had Lucifer's.

• 1:39:32Speaker 01

  You gotta get it with buffalo sauce and pepperoni.

• 1:39:35Speaker 04

  Ah, and it's so spiced out.

• 1:39:37Speaker 02

  It's good.

• 1:39:39Speaker 01

  Makes me wanna.

• 1:39:40Speaker 04

  Sing.

• 1:39:41Speaker 01

  Sing.

• 1:39:42Speaker 04

  Makes me wanna do a little vocal run.

• 1:39:44Speaker 02

  Do you take vocal lessons?

• 1:39:46Speaker 04

  Do I take vocal lessons?

• 1:39:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:47Speaker 04

  I took one, I haven't taken one in a long time, but I took one like maybe five years ago.

• 1:39:52Speaker 01

  Oh, was that Eric Vitro?

• 1:39:54Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:39:55Speaker 01

  Actually?

• 1:39:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:39:56Speaker 01

  Oh, that's fun.

• 1:39:57Speaker 04

  Like Ari's guy?

• 1:39:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:39:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:59Speaker 04

  It was a great.

• 1:40:00Speaker 01

  He's one of the top guys.

• 1:40:01Speaker 04

  It was a great lesson and I was like, keep doing this, you idiot, and I didn't do it.

• 1:40:06Speaker 02

  No, it's one of those things. It's like acupuncture. It's like, oh, I gotta keep doing this for it to get better.

• 1:40:10Speaker 04

  But it was great.

• 1:40:10Speaker 01

  I always say I'm gonna do it year round because I start in October to start getting ready for Christmas.

• 1:40:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:40:15Speaker 01

  And I always stop doing it in January and then I lose it until we have to, you know, get ready for the culture awards. But it would be a great thing to aspire to, to like have that like a regular part of life. Because it's like therapy.

• 1:40:26Speaker 04

  I know. And when you're doing it, are you doing it once a week, once a month, bi-weekly?

• 1:40:30Speaker 01

  When I'm doing it, I'm doing it a few times a week.

• 1:40:33Speaker 04

  Holy Christmas.

• 1:40:35Speaker 01

  But I also love it.

• 1:40:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:40:36Speaker 01

  Like I said, it is, it is, it does feel like additional therapy. Sometimes I go and I won't realize I need this, but I'll just end up talking the whole time. Because I'm like, you know, needing to like work through something or.

• 1:40:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:40:49Speaker 01

  You know, whatever.

• 1:40:50Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 1:40:51Speaker 02

  You're about to do a vocal run, Darcy Carton.

• 1:40:53Speaker 04

  Okay, I am.

• 1:40:54Speaker 02

  This is Darcy Carton's. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.

• 1:40:56Speaker 04

  Okay. I don't think so, honey. That the kitchen, that the room of the kitchen continues to be dirty. You clean it very well.

• 1:41:07Speaker 02

  Bleach.

• 1:41:08Speaker 04

  The whole gag. Not but a day later stains upon the floor once again. And all you did was get some yogurt. It's not like you made a big marinara pot bubbling for all your nanas and nanos.

• 1:41:28Speaker 02

  Thirty seconds.

• 1:41:28Speaker 04

  No, you simply put a slop of yogurt in a bowl.

• 1:41:32Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:41:33Speaker 04

  And then suddenly covered and you have to once again. Reach for the mop. And I don't think so, honey. That room has got an attitude. It needs to figure itself. Why so many stains?

• 1:41:52Speaker 02

  Five seconds.

• 1:41:53Speaker 04

  I would like, I would like that room to take a note from bed. Living bath even. A little less noise from you kitchen. I don't think so, honey. You're filthy. Kill them all.

• 1:42:12Speaker 01

  How do you know it? You listen to it all the time?

• 1:42:14Speaker 02

  I, it is deep in my soul.

• 1:42:17Speaker 04

  It really was.

• 1:42:18Speaker 02

  It, it, it moved through me. Kill them all. This is terrible.

• 1:42:23Speaker 04

  This is terrible.

• 1:42:26Speaker 02

  Kill them all.

• 1:42:29Speaker 01

  They were also so good in the show.

• 1:42:31Speaker 04

  They were so, but like.

• 1:42:33Speaker 02

  They were the most funniest.

• 1:42:35Speaker 04

  The funniest. They are so funny.

• 1:42:38Speaker 02

  You are a slave for that.

• 1:42:41Speaker 04

  You are.

• 1:42:41Speaker 01

  Do you notice his point?

• 1:42:42Speaker 04

  You, oh my God.

• 1:42:43Speaker 02

  He does this.

• 1:42:45Speaker 04

  Okay, here's, here's you, wait, here's you, here's you, and here's me in theater school.

• 1:42:49Speaker 01

  Ah, when prompted.

• 1:42:51Speaker 04

  When prompted.

• 1:42:51Speaker 02

  And I still don't understand the difference between this and this.

• 1:42:54Speaker 04

  Maybe naturally you'd be like, and you over there, and your teacher would be like, point! And you'd be like, and you over there.

• 1:42:59Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:43:00Speaker 01

  I'm pointing to you at home.

• 1:43:03Speaker 04

  And I'm pointing to you at home.

• 1:43:04Speaker 01

  And I am saying, you know, I'm gonna point you to your remote control.

• 1:43:08Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 1:43:09Speaker 01

  Tomorrow, that is, July 9th, if you're listening to this on July 8th, because the Five Star Weekend, you're gonna be checking in to a Five Star experience.

• 1:43:17Speaker 04

  Ooh, that's really good.

• 1:43:18Speaker 02

  That's really good.

• 1:43:19Speaker 04

  You guys, I love you.

• 1:43:20Speaker 02

  I love you.

• 1:43:21Speaker 01

  Do you know how much we love you? And also, do you know that, like, when we were leaving, again, today, we picture locked the Culture Awards, so we're excited, so we got a glass of champagne at the end, and we said we were coming here, and the whole Post crew was like, please, tell her that we love her.

• 1:43:38Speaker 04

  Sorry. That's so nice!

• 1:43:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's just true.

• 1:43:42Speaker 02

  Lot of love, lot of love.

• 1:43:43Speaker 04

  Love Post. That's so nice. Whatever, that's so nice. I love you guys.

• 1:43:49Speaker 02

  We love you.

• 1:43:49Speaker 04

  I talk about you all the time. Wait, I do wanna say something that I said 500 times to interviewers, in almost a Lady Gaga, when there's one in the room, sort of way.

• 1:43:58Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:43:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:43:59Speaker 04

  But I'm gonna say it again, which is that, the show that you guys put on is the exact same show that you would have done in the UCB basement in New York City.

• 1:44:09Speaker 02

  Good show.

• 1:44:10Speaker 04

  It is joke for joke, you don't, you, you stick to what you know is funny, you don't sell out to anybody. It is a weird comedy show that you guys are doing with uber celebrities. It's insane. There is no reason it should work as well as it does, but the fact that it does is because you guys are sticking true to who you are. And, and you're not, you're not selling out and you're not letting anybody tell you what to do. It's, it's unbelievable. It's, it's.

• 1:44:36Speaker 02

  That's very nice.

• 1:44:37Speaker 04

  When I say it's rare, I mean, it doesn't exist. It exists just for you guys. That's it.

• 1:44:41Speaker 02

  Thank you at once.

• 1:44:42Speaker 04

  Thank you at once.

• 1:44:44Speaker 01

  Is this title up at once?

• 1:44:45Speaker 04

  Oh, it is.

• 1:44:46Speaker 01

  What was, what was, what was the first sentence that came?

• 1:44:48Speaker 04

  Uh, Ms. Piggy?

• 1:44:49Speaker 02

  Ms. Piggy?

• 1:44:50Speaker 01

  You will be leaving at once.

• 1:44:51Speaker 02

  You will be leaving at once.

• 1:44:52Speaker 01

  So, should it be just all caps, at once?

• 1:44:54Speaker 02

  At once.

• 1:44:54Speaker 01

  At exclamation point. At once!

• 1:44:56Speaker 04

  At once. I love you at once.

• 1:44:58Speaker 02

  Love you at once.

• 1:44:59Speaker 01

  I love you at once.

• 1:44:59Speaker 04

  I'm sweating at once.

• 1:45:00Speaker 01

  I love you at once.

• 1:45:01Speaker 04

  I love you at once.

• 1:45:02Speaker 01

  Love you at once. Love you all at once over there, Becca and Anna. You really were troopers today, and I want you to know that I love you at once.

• 1:45:09Speaker 04

  We love you at once.

• 1:45:10Speaker 01

  All right, well, we end every episode with a song.

• 1:45:12Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 1:45:15Speaker 01

  Take me to all time with sad girl. Woo! I'm setting the sun to blind me sad world. They want me all for me sad girl. I wanna be your east side girls. Where you don't even miss the ocean. And you know, you know, you know it. Oh, you know it. I'm your east side. I'm just gonna go to the end. East side girls. And to hear that again better.

• 1:45:48Speaker 04

  No, that was really good, but.

• 1:45:49Speaker 01

  You gotta stream the Muna album, what?

• 1:45:50Speaker 04

  No, I was gonna say stream Muna. Stream Muna, definitely. But that was really good. Stream Muna at one.

• 1:45:55Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 1:45:57Speaker 04

  Love you!

• 1:45:59Speaker 02

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• 1:46:03Speaker 01

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