Pod Insights Joe Marler Will See You Now Dani Dyer: Fears, Family & Facing the Unknown About this episode Dani Dyer arrives at Joe Marler’s office having already proven her toughness, but despite winning Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins, fear still plays a big role in her life.
Joe puts that to the test with a series of scenarios designed to push her limits, as he tries to understand what really happens when Dani is faced with the things that scare her most.
But beyond the surface fears, the conversation turns to something deeper - the pressure of motherhood, the fear of getting it wrong, and the guilt that can come with it, in a moment Joe relates to more than he expected.
They also explore Dani’s close relationship with her dad, her desire to carve out her own identity, and what she wants for her children growing up.
The question is: can Joe actually help Dani overcome her fears… or are some of them here to stay?
Featuring Joe Marler (@joemarler17) and Jake Bhardwaj (@jakebhardwajtv)
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2:07 Speaker 04 Hello, welcome.
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2:19 Speaker 07 Hi. Welcome to my o- fuck off, I'm dribbling.
2:26 Speaker 07 Hello and welcome to my office. This is Joe Marler with See You Now with me, Dr Joe Marler. This is the show where I ask a celebrity if I can have a root around their mind, sort a few things out and then be off on my merry way. With me as always is my trusty research assistant, Jake. Hello, sir.
2:46 Speaker 06 One take wonder.
2:50 Speaker 07 Oh, you always undermine me. You're like that baddie from, uh, you're like the baddie from that film with the family who are all superheroes. You're like the baddie from The Incredibles. You're the underminer.
3:06 Speaker 06 Like I said, one take wonder.
3:09 Speaker 06 We, we have had a few multiple takes of the intro before, which is natural.
3:14 Speaker 07 No, I haven't.
3:15 Speaker 06 Never had a dribble? The dribble is new. The dribble's new. What do you think about that start though? So to get the energy up, us going,
3:25 Speaker 06 and going straight into it. I thought like that.
3:27 Speaker 07 That was good, but I think that that-
3:28 Speaker 06 Well, there's certainly, there's certainly an energy in the room though, isn't there?
3:31 Speaker 07 That agitated my saliva glands.
3:35 Speaker 06 I think the table would agree, wouldn't it?
3:40 Speaker 07 I don't, I don't think, have you ever agitated your saliva, saliva glands?
3:44 Speaker 06 Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I ever see any sort of like saturated fat with cheese on it, blah, blah, blah, then my, my saliva glands get very sort of like Pavlov's, Pavlov's dog.
3:53 Speaker 07 Sorry, a saturated fat with cheese on it?
3:55 Speaker 06 Oh yeah, that's just saturated fat with saturated fat on it, isn't it?
3:59 Speaker 07 Are you okay?
4:00 Speaker 06 I don't know.
4:01 Speaker 07 What's new in your world, Jake?
4:02 Speaker 06 What's new in your world?
4:03 Speaker 07 I asked you first.
4:06 Speaker 06 I have nothing new in my world.
4:08 Speaker 07 I got nothing. Nothing.
4:11 Speaker 06 Nothing. But I think I know there's something, I think I know there's something new in your world.
4:19 Speaker 07 Yeah, yeah, there is.
4:21 Speaker 06 What you got?
4:22 Speaker 07 I've got a bike.
4:22 Speaker 06 Wow, he's active.
4:25 Speaker 07 And I'm wearing trainers because I'm, I'm walking a lot as well these days.
4:27 Speaker 06 What's all this then? Why, why, why have you got a bike? Why are you walking?
4:29 Speaker 07 Just trying to lose a bit of weight, get a bit healthy, lose that saturated fat.
4:34 Speaker 06 I was gonna say, I'd quite like to see you on a bike. It would bring me great pleasure.
4:39 Speaker 07 Why? You don't think I can ride a bike, do you?
4:42 Speaker 06 I just think seeing you on a bike would just give me such a great sort of faith in the power of physics and engineering.
4:52 Speaker 07 What?
4:53 Speaker 06 Because you're massive. Because you are ma-
4:58 Speaker 06 Because you're ma- like muscly massive. I'm not calling you like fat. I'm saying you're-
5:02 Speaker 07 Does it matter how you word it, mate?
5:04 Speaker 06 You're ma- you- sorry. This can't be the first time you're realising that you're fucking massive.
5:08 Speaker 07 The bitch that you're emphasising that I'm not upset about. I'm upset about, oh, the wonder of physics.
5:16 Speaker 06 Yeah, it would be a triumph of engineering. It would be. To see you on a-
5:19 Speaker 07 There you go again. To see you try and hide it.
5:23 Speaker 06 But I'm not hiding it. I'm being quiet.
5:24 Speaker 07 You do go, oh, the triumph of engineering. That's such a offensive thing to say.
5:29 Speaker 06 Hmm. Is it?
5:30 Speaker 07 A lot.
5:31 Speaker 06 So where are you riding your bike?
5:33 Speaker 07 I've only been out on it once.
5:35 Speaker 06 How'd it go?
5:38 Speaker 07 What do you mean, how'd it go?
5:39 Speaker 06 Did you fall off? Was it nice?
5:40 Speaker 07 No, I didn't fall off. I had my daughter on the back.
5:42 Speaker 06 Oh.
5:43 Speaker 07 It's one of those like carry ones.
5:44 Speaker 06 That's so sweet.
5:45 Speaker 07 She was screaming the entire time, telling me to go slower.
5:48 Speaker 06 How fast were you going?
5:49 Speaker 07 I had to walk it in the end. I had to get off and walk.
5:52 Speaker 06 So excited about your new bike. And then you're just walking it like, is this slower for you?
5:56 Speaker 07 I was so excited. And we could all, we have all got a bike now. Let's go out for a bike ride as a family. Obviously, I've got the e-bike. Just help me up those-
6:03 Speaker 06 It's an e-bike? Get this quiet. Talk about, talk about wonder of engineering. We're gonna need a little bit of extra help with this, guys.
6:16 Speaker 07 Yeah, but I am carrying two.
6:18 Speaker 06 What do you mean? You can't, because you're not her?
6:20 Speaker 07 She's not a small bit of kit, my four-year-old.
6:23 Speaker 06 Yeah, I don't think the four-year-old's the bit that's making the difference.
6:26 Speaker 07 You'd be surprised, man.
6:27 Speaker 06 I don't think she's tipping the balance, is she? She only is carrying this unit up that hill.
6:32 Speaker 07 Why do I tell you stuff? Who have we got in for their mind? Mind mapping session.
6:38 Speaker 06 Wow, that's what we're doing, a mind mapping session. We've got someone who has won SAS Who Dares Wins. We've got someone who is a podcaster, a TV presenter. We've got someone who has just become the star of a new show, uh, all about caravanning.
6:51 Speaker 07 Yes.
6:52 Speaker 06 Yes.
6:53 Speaker 07 My cup of tea here.
6:54 Speaker 06 Yes.
6:54 Speaker 07 Milk and one.
6:56 Speaker 06 Danny Dyer.
7:00 Speaker 06 So, key stats, Love Island winner, daughter of actor Danny Dyer.
7:05 Speaker 07 Yes, spelt differently.
7:07 Speaker 06 Who's a bit of a legend. What do you think having Danny Dyer as a dad would be like?
7:11 Speaker 07 Fucking cool.
7:12 Speaker 06 Yeah. What the fuck's having you as a dad like?
7:15 Speaker 07 Not like.
7:16 Speaker 06 I mean, pretty cool.
7:16 Speaker 07 The opposite to that.
7:18 Speaker 06 Surely, your kids are like the most like talked about people in the playground. Everyone's like, oh my god, Joe Miley's their dad.
7:23 Speaker 07 No.
7:24 Speaker 06 No?
7:24 Speaker 07 No, no, no. My son tells people that his dad's John the Plumber.
7:32 Speaker 07 That's how embarrassed he is of me.
7:33 Speaker 06 Or maybe you know something you don't.
7:38 Speaker 07 Oh my god.
7:39 Speaker 06 Danny and her dad obviously have this amazing show where they are, you know, running this caravan park.
7:44 Speaker 07 Yeah, what's gonna be the plan of attack for Danny? How are we gonna help her? What are we gonna?
7:51 Speaker 06 Well, she's a bit of a contradiction because she's done a lot of very, very brave things, you know? For example, setting up a caravan park, going SAS Who Dares Wins, um.
8:00 Speaker 07 Did she also do DIY SOS?
8:02 Speaker 06 No, that was Nick Knowles and I have no idea how you've got those two confused.
8:08 Speaker 07 Yeah, fair enough, yeah.
8:09 Speaker 06 I'd love to see your DIY SOS, she'd probably be very good at it. But I think she's also has a lot of fears and phobias, which I'd quite like to, I think we should maybe have that as an angle we could get into as well.
8:17 Speaker 07 She's sitting there with Janet, mate, she's been quite some time with her.
8:20 Speaker 06 Oh god, okay.
8:21 Speaker 07 Do you think they've got much in common?
8:22 Speaker 06 Uh, Janet used to caravan.
8:24 Speaker 07 Did she?
8:24 Speaker 06 Yeah, she used to caravan with her famous dad as well, so she's got that in common.
8:30 Speaker 07 Who's her dad?
8:31 Speaker 06 We're not allowed to say. We're not allowed to say.
8:35 Speaker 07 Okay, fine. We'll ask her another time. Hello Janet, how are you?
8:41 Speaker 07 Yeah, cool. Uh, could you send in Danny Dyer, please? Thank you, bye bye.
8:48 Speaker 07 Danny Dyer, everybody!
8:52 Speaker 00 Hello!
8:53 Speaker 07 Hi.
8:54 Speaker 00 I just went like that then.
8:55 Speaker 07 Why did you kiss me?
8:56 Speaker 00 I don't know. I just curtseyed for some reason.
8:59 Speaker 07 I'm gonna help you with the chair.
9:00 Speaker 00 Hello.
9:00 Speaker 07 Janet sorted you out with a drink, did she?
9:02 Speaker 00 Yep, my lovely little electrolyte this morning.
9:05 Speaker 07 Janet's doing electrolytes, is she?
9:06 Speaker 00 She's selling electrolytes, yeah.
9:08 Speaker 06 She's selling them.
9:10 Speaker 07 She's charged you for electrolytes?
9:13 Speaker 06 She's using, hold on, she's using this office to run her own side business. She takes the piss week on week, but this is a new level.
9:20 Speaker 07 Oh, wow.
9:21 Speaker 00 Yeah.
9:22 Speaker 07 This is my research assistant, Jake.
9:24 Speaker 06 Danny, lovely to meet you.
9:25 Speaker 00 Hello, lovely to meet you.
9:26 Speaker 06 I can already feel a really positive aura as soon as you walked in, so I'm very excited.
9:29 Speaker 07 With every guest, we start with an intake questionnaire.
9:32 Speaker 00 Yeah.
9:33 Speaker 07 Would you like to begin?
9:34 Speaker 00 I would love to.
9:34 Speaker 07 Sure. Let's start at the beginning. Full name, full, absolute full name.
9:40 Speaker 00 Okay, well, I'm kind of in transition of two, really.
9:44 Speaker 07 What, you're changing your name?
9:46 Speaker 00 Well, I'm married, but I've not legally changed it yet.
9:48 Speaker 07 What?
9:49 Speaker 00 So I'm Danny Charlotte Mas Dyer, but now I'm gonna be Danny Dyer Bowen.
9:55 Speaker 07 And what do you want me to write?
9:57 Speaker 00 Put Danny Dyer Bowen then, yeah.
9:59 Speaker 07 Where do you think the inspiration for your name came from?
10:01 Speaker 00 Now, where did it come from? Oh, I wonder.
10:06 Speaker 00 It's gotta be the other Danny Dyer, isn't it?
10:09 Speaker 07 What would you be called if you were a boy?
10:11 Speaker 00 Probably Danny.
10:13 Speaker 07 Spelt the same way?
10:15 Speaker 00 No, probably the NY, because my dad's actual name is Daniel.
10:20 Speaker 07 Is it?
10:20 Speaker 00 But it's D-A-N-I-A-L, because his dad was drunk when he, when he signed the birth certificate off.
10:28 Speaker 07 Yeah.
10:29 Speaker 00 He spelt it wrong. So he's actually Dan Yal.
10:33 Speaker 07 Dan Yal?
10:33 Speaker 00 Dan Yal.
10:34 Speaker 07 What's your star sign?
10:35 Speaker 00 Leo.
10:36 Speaker 07 Occupation?
10:37 Speaker 00 I don't know. Reality TV?
10:40 Speaker 07 Yeah, good. Most irrational fear?
10:43 Speaker 00 Irrational, I don't like mice.
10:45 Speaker 07 But that's not irrational.
10:46 Speaker 00 Irrational, irrational.
10:48 Speaker 07 Why don't you like mice?
10:48 Speaker 00 You're being irrational, so I don't...
10:49 Speaker 07 Why don't you like mice?
10:51 Speaker 00 I had them in my house once and I was petrified of them.
10:54 Speaker 07 Do you like rats?
10:54 Speaker 00 No.
10:56 Speaker 07 So you don't like any rodent?
10:57 Speaker 00 No.
10:58 Speaker 07 Biggest ick?
11:00 Speaker 00 Biggest ick, um, people with an ego.
11:06 Speaker 07 Would you argue that everyone's got an ego?
11:08 Speaker 00 Probably in our world.
11:13 Speaker 07 And boy ego, do you mean like?
11:14 Speaker 00 People are just assholes, you know?
11:16 Speaker 07 Okay.
11:17 Speaker 00 Like people that just think they're like
11:18 Speaker 07 Arrogant, above everyone.
11:20 Speaker 00 I just look at this world as, we're all just trying to have the best life, right? We've all just got different jobs.
11:28 Speaker 00 That's how I look at it.
11:29 Speaker 06 Fucking hell, yeah.
11:30 Speaker 00 I don't like people that go, well you, like you just shut up.
11:34 Speaker 07 That's so cool.
11:35 Speaker 00 That's how I look at it, you know?
11:36 Speaker 06 It's just your job.
11:37 Speaker 00 It's just your job, babe. We've all got different jobs.
11:40 Speaker 07 What makes you most anxious?
11:41 Speaker 00 Most anxious, oh god, a lot of things. I'm such an anxious Annie.
11:47 Speaker 07 Really?
11:48 Speaker 00 I always think before I do anything. Like if I won, Jared said to me that if I won like a lottery ticket, I wouldn't believe that I'd won, won, won the lottery. Isn't that weird?
12:00 Speaker 00 I would believe that the ticket wasn't real.
12:03 Speaker 07 Why?
12:04 Speaker 00 Don't know.
12:06 Speaker 07 I think I'm the same as you.
12:08 Speaker 00 Yeah?
12:08 Speaker 07 But that
12:09 Speaker 00 That's pessimistic though, isn't it?
12:11 Speaker 07 I would say that's, I'm more pessimistic.
12:14 Speaker 00 Yeah, I am.
12:14 Speaker 07 And negative, but you're the most positive, chakra-ordered person that I've come across so far, so.
12:21 Speaker 00 No, I am, but I'm very like, um, a worry.
12:24 Speaker 07 A worrier.
12:25 Speaker 00 Worryer, yeah.
12:26 Speaker 07 Something you're repulsed by?
12:28 Speaker 00 Um, bad breath.
12:33 Speaker 06 Jo, you've got lovely breath.
12:34 Speaker 00 You've got lovely breath.
12:35 Speaker 06 You do, you really do.
12:36 Speaker 00 I was a dental nurse, so I'm obsessed with like periodontal disease and shit. Few years.
12:41 Speaker 07 You've got fantastic teeth, actually.
12:43 Speaker 00 They're not, they're, they're composite bonding. I can't take credit.
12:46 Speaker 07 Rank these iconic rural destinations. Clarkson's Farm, Emmerdale Farm, or Nutz Farm?
12:53 Speaker 00 It's gonna be a bit egotistical rating as one, isn't it?
12:57 Speaker 07 It's up to you, mate.
12:59 Speaker 06 We've all got an ego.
12:59 Speaker 00 Make the right decisions, Danny. Nutz Farm, always first.
13:03 Speaker 07 Three or one?
13:04 Speaker 00 One.
13:05 Speaker 07 One, yeah.
13:06 Speaker 00 And then Clarkson's Farm.
13:09 Speaker 07 Didley Squat?
13:11 Speaker 00 Didley Squat.
13:11 Speaker 07 Two.
13:12 Speaker 00 And then Emmerdale.
13:13 Speaker 07 Emmerdale.
13:14 Speaker 00 I've never watched Emmerdale.
13:15 Speaker 07 What, you don't like Emmerdale?
13:16 Speaker 00 I've never watched Emmerdale.
13:17 Speaker 07 Why don't you like Emmerdale?
13:18 Speaker 00 Comination Street, none of them.
13:19 Speaker 07 Why don't you like Corrie?
13:21 Speaker 00 I don't know.
13:21 Speaker 06 Then you have to be loyal to EastEnders, is that why?
13:26 Speaker 00 Maybe.
13:27 Speaker 07 Did you watch EastEnders before your dad was in it?
13:29 Speaker 00 Yes. And then I watched it and then just kinda stopped.
13:32 Speaker 07 Did he ruin it for you?
13:34 Speaker 00 A little bit, watching Nick Carter in a pink dressing gown.
13:36 Speaker 06 Well, it's hard to believe what's going on, really, when it's just...
13:39 Speaker 00 Nick and Linda.
13:40 Speaker 07 Yeah, I was into this until my dad turned up and then you go, "Well, you fucking made this shit."
13:46 Speaker 00 He's dead.
13:47 Speaker 07 Is he, though?
13:47 Speaker 00 He's dead.
13:49 Speaker 07 He really got lost at sea. Is that a spoiler?
13:51 Speaker 00 No, he's dead, isn't he?
13:52 Speaker 06 He got lost at sea, the last time I saw him, I'm a big EastEnders fan.
13:55 Speaker 07 So he's not dead?
13:55 Speaker 00 Well, he might not be in 10 years.
13:58 Speaker 07 Whoa, exclusive.
14:00 Speaker 00 Exclusive.
14:01 Speaker 06 An exclusive for 10 years' time.
14:02 Speaker 07 Yeah, sure. Complete the phrase. Bowen's on fire.
14:09 Speaker 00 And he's shagging Danny Dyer.
14:13 Speaker 00 How bad is that? It does make sense, the fire and the diet, like, it is clever, whoever. I would love to meet the person that made it up, like, I would absolutely just love to know. It's just going everywhere at the minute, though, because for some reason there was a game the other day and they filmed my dad quite a lot during this West Ham game. And he was singing the song. And now there's like this massive...
14:34 Speaker 07 He was singing that song?
14:36 Speaker 00 Well, he was singing it, yeah.
14:39 Speaker 07 What, what do you mean?
14:41 Speaker 00 He's always sang it, so like, when people are singing it, he just gets him by...
14:44 Speaker 07 Does he interpret it as, as him?
14:46 Speaker 00 I think he's more looking at himself, like...
14:48 Speaker 07 So he thinks it's actually about him?
14:49 Speaker 00 Yeah, probably.
14:50 Speaker 07 Not you?
14:51 Speaker 00 No, it's just a bit of banter.
14:53 Speaker 07 Yeah, does Jared ever sing it?
14:55 Speaker 00 No. Maybe at our wedding, he did. Because we had it played at our wedding for a bit of banter.
15:01 Speaker 07 Do you consent to being analysed by someone who's not a real doctor?
15:04 Speaker 00 Yes.
15:06 Speaker 07 Sure?
15:07 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:07 Speaker 07 Great, okay.
15:13 Speaker 07 You've got a life where loads of people depend on you. I think that's what we're establishing, but I've also realised from this intake questionnaire that you're quite a scaredy cat, aren't you?
15:24 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:24 Speaker 07 So today, I want to help you learn to face, face the fear. Yeah, not too, I won't get too close because of the bad breath fear that you've also got. But let's face that fear, let's look it in the eye, shall we?
15:38 Speaker 00 Yeah, let's do it.
15:38 Speaker 07 Anything else you'd like to work on? Or do you think that's fair?
15:41 Speaker 00 I think that's fair.
15:42 Speaker 07 Sure?
15:42 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:43 Speaker 07 I don't want, I don't want you to do something that you don't want to do?
15:45 Speaker 00 No, I was, I consent.
15:47 Speaker 07 Well, yeah, no, you already had done that bit.
15:48 Speaker 00 Yeah.
15:48 Speaker 07 That's fine.
15:52 Speaker 07 Right, we heard earlier about one or two of your fears, but let's give you the floor for a moment to really tell us everything that scares you.
16:02 Speaker 00 Everything that scares me.
16:04 Speaker 07 Are you ready?
16:05 Speaker 06 The full list, the full list.
16:06 Speaker 00 I think my fear is just how I worry a lot. And I beat myself up quite a lot. Like, I love to have a laugh, but then with my personal life, say, I'm always like second guessing a little bit and I don't like that. Like, since becoming a mum, I'm always like, am I doing enough for my children?
16:23 Speaker 07 Hmm.
16:24 Speaker 00 The mum guilt is horrible.
16:25 Speaker 07 Hmm. That you're not doing enough or you're not there enough?
16:28 Speaker 00 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:29 Speaker 07 Or you're missing out, or you're... It is fucking awful, isn't it?
16:32 Speaker 00 Yeah.
16:33 Speaker 07 But you also then can't be so hard on yourself because you're out there doing stuff without them, but you're doing it for them.
16:41 Speaker 00 Yeah, and it makes you a better person because you're doing what you enjoy.
16:45 Speaker 07 Yeah. What about, uh, other fears? Any fears that you haven't admitted publicly yet?
16:50 Speaker 00 What if it...
16:52 Speaker 07 What about heights? Scared of heights?
16:53 Speaker 00 Scared of... I'm actually, I did SAS and I didn't realise how scared I was of everything.
16:58 Speaker 07 You won SAS then?
16:59 Speaker 00 Yeah, but I was scared of everything. I don't know how they didn't rip my fucking armband off because I just kept going. I was scared of heights, I was scared of tight tunnels, that's claustrophobia, right?
17:09 Speaker 07 I'm claustrophobic as well. Fucking hate it.
17:12 Speaker 00 Yeah.
17:12 Speaker 07 Really lose the plot. And I got stuck in a tube, a water slide tube.
17:19 Speaker 00 No, you didn't.
17:20 Speaker 07 In Dubai. My eldest, he was like, oh, can we go up and do this tube one? I was like, yeah, okay, sure. And I was like, yeah, it'll be fine because they go really quick. I'll just keep my eyes shut and we'll just go really quick. But they don't go really quick to begin with. Well, they do if you're like 12 and fucking two stone. I'm obviously not that, a bit more. And I got half stuck in it, in this tube.
17:42 Speaker 00 No, you didn't.
17:44 Speaker 07 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. So I had to like jimmy down it. And then finally I'm going. I was like, oh god.
17:53 Speaker 06 Like Augustus Gloopie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
17:56 Speaker 07 I'm just here, stop at all. Please stop, that's what I said. But I get to the bottom, he was like, fuck yeah, what took you so long? I was like, shut up, we're not doing it again. We are not doing this again.
18:06 Speaker 00 You've had such bad experiences.
18:10 Speaker 07 What about water? Does water scare you?
18:12 Speaker 00 Yeah.
18:13 Speaker 07 Oh, like in what form?
18:14 Speaker 00 Swimming. I'm really bad at swimming. I need to get better because I've got kids. Don't like the sea. The sea is very unknown to me.
18:21 Speaker 07 Well, you're not the only one. We know more about space than we do the sea.
18:25 Speaker 00 Yeah. I've never swam with the fishes or anything like that, no.
18:29 Speaker 07 What?
18:29 Speaker 00 I've never gone underwater and swam with them.
18:31 Speaker 07 Do you know what that means?
18:32 Speaker 00 What?
18:33 Speaker 07 Hey, she's swimming with the fishes now.
18:35 Speaker 06 Oh, yeah.
18:36 Speaker 07 Do you know what that means?
18:36 Speaker 06 That's what the mafia say when they mean.
18:38 Speaker 00 Stop.
18:39 Speaker 06 She's gone.
18:40 Speaker 00 Really?
18:41 Speaker 07 You're dead. You've been whacked.
18:42 Speaker 06 Swim with the fishes.
18:43 Speaker 00 Shit. Oh, I don't like all that.
18:46 Speaker 06 Actually, do you know what? I think it's you're gonna sleep with.
18:48 Speaker 00 Yeah.
18:48 Speaker 06 I think you're gonna sleep with the fishes, not you're gonna swim with the fishes. I just realised.
18:53 Speaker 00 I'm like literally, because I wanna go get one of them body scans done. You know when they check your whole, but then I'm so scared that I'm gonna have something done and then I'm gonna be dead in like a month or something.
19:03 Speaker 07 You want a body scan, as in like a DEXA scan?
19:06 Speaker 00 Yeah, you know when they check everything to check if you're okay?
19:08 Speaker 06 But you go through the machine.
19:09 Speaker 00 But I am so scared that that's gonna happen and then they're gonna tell me something and then in a month's time I won't be here.
19:17 Speaker 07 You're like a walking, um, what's the woman from Final Destination?
19:22 Speaker 00 Oh shit, yeah, when they all die in a row, right? From the rollercoaster, whoever got off the plane then dies anyway.
19:30 Speaker 07 You know the one? And he's just panicking like, fuck, that's gonna fall on me, that's gonna fall on me. Oh my god, I'm gonna get electrocuted by this lamp if I do this. Ah!
19:37 Speaker 06 Ah!
19:39 Speaker 07 I didn't actually, that was a joke.
19:40 Speaker 00 I know.
19:41 Speaker 07 I'm sorry.
19:41 Speaker 00 But it's bad, I'm like that.
19:44 Speaker 07 What about spiders?
19:46 Speaker 00 I don't mind a spider. I always let them free.
19:48 Speaker 07 What about any other creepy crawlies?
19:51 Speaker 00 Yes, snakes.
19:52 Speaker 07 Oh, you don't like snakes?
19:54 Speaker 00 When people have pet snakes, I'm like, I don't really, yeah, like that sort of stuff.
19:59 Speaker 07 But you're okay with spiders?
20:00 Speaker 00 Yeah, I let them free. If I see a spider in the house, I leave him alone.
20:04 Speaker 06 What are you scared of, Joe?
20:05 Speaker 07 Nothing.
20:06 Speaker 06 You must be.
20:06 Speaker 00 You gotta be.
20:08 Speaker 07 Uh.
20:11 Speaker 07 I guess my deepest fear isn't that I'm inadequate. My deepest fear is that I'm powerful beyond measure.
20:19 Speaker 07 Um. You plan small doesn't serve the world.
20:22 Speaker 06 Sure.
20:23 Speaker 07 Let your light shine.
20:24 Speaker 00 I love that.
20:25 Speaker 07 You know?
20:26 Speaker 06 Wow.
20:27 Speaker 07 This little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine. I said, this little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine. Let it shine.
20:45 Speaker 06 It's a bit egotistical though, isn't it?
20:46 Speaker 07 An egotistical maniac.
20:49 Speaker 00 I won't call you an egotistical person at all.
20:52 Speaker 07 But you would call me a maniac.
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22:32 Speaker 00 Yes.
22:33 Speaker 06 But we want to play a quick game to see how aligned your fears are with the fears of the nation. In a game we're calling Family Misfortunes. Here are the top five fears of Brits. I was gonna say Brits in the UK. Who are the top five fears of Brits in the UK?
22:49 Speaker 07 Keep that one. Keep that one, please.
22:52 Speaker 06 If you can guess them, if you can get your mind into the mind of the nation.
22:56 Speaker 00 Okay.
22:57 Speaker 06 However, if you get three wrong, you're out of there and Joe will have a chance to complete the board. Right, okay, so the UK's top five fears. Do you want to have a go at guessing your first one?
23:08 Speaker 07 Top fear of the UK?
23:09 Speaker 06 These are the top five fears of the UK.
23:11 Speaker 00 I would say spiders.
23:12 Speaker 06 You want to go spiders? Let's find out if spiders an option. It is spiders!
23:17 Speaker 07 Right, yeah.
23:18 Speaker 06 20% of people scared of spiders, the legs, I suppose. Okay, so what do you want to go next?
23:23 Speaker 00 I would say, like mice then.
23:27 Speaker 07 Mice?
23:28 Speaker 06 Mice.
23:28 Speaker 00 Mouse, rats.
23:30 Speaker 07 No, no, no, they're different things. Do you mean rodents?
23:33 Speaker 00 Rodents.
23:35 Speaker 06 Is rodents an answer?
23:38 Speaker 00 Oh, that's a shame.
23:39 Speaker 06 It's not, I'm afraid.
23:40 Speaker 07 What was that?
23:41 Speaker 06 That was an eh eh. Say it again.
23:44 Speaker 07 So it's a no. No, no rodents. There's no rats on there.
23:49 Speaker 06 Not in the top five, guys, not in the top five. Okay, so you go again. If you get it wrong two more times, it goes to Joe.
23:56 Speaker 00 Okay, ghosts?
23:59 Speaker 06 Gonna go with ghosts. Is ghosts in there?
24:01 Speaker 00 Oh, ghosts. I'm scared of like that spiritual.
24:05 Speaker 07 Wouldn't you like to meet them?
24:06 Speaker 00 No.
24:07 Speaker 07 You don't want to meet ghosts?
24:08 Speaker 00 I'm into all me crystals and me cards, but I don't want to.
24:11 Speaker 06 Into crystals?
24:12 Speaker 00 Yeah, I like a crystal. I don't really know much about them. I like it when someone buys me a nice crystal, like a aura.
24:19 Speaker 07 What's that got to do with a ghost?
24:20 Speaker 00 Oh, I'm into that dipping my toe in the spiritual side, but then I don't want to see anything.
24:25 Speaker 07 Would you ever do a Ouija board?
24:26 Speaker 00 No.
24:27 Speaker 07 What?
24:28 Speaker 00 No, not for me, I'm afraid.
24:30 Speaker 07 I really want... Jake, would you do an Ouija board?
24:32 Speaker 06 I'll do an Ouija board with you.
24:32 Speaker 07 Would you? Promise?
24:33 Speaker 06 Really?
24:34 Speaker 00 You can let things in that you don't want in.
24:37 Speaker 06 You really think, you really believe that?
24:39 Speaker 00 Yeah. Really believe.
24:41 Speaker 07 Well, you don't know until you try.
24:42 Speaker 00 Yeah, I just won't bother doing that.
24:44 Speaker 06 Right, so you've got two wrong.
24:45 Speaker 00 Okay.
24:45 Speaker 06 If you get one more wrong, Joe gets to complete the board.
24:48 Speaker 00 Scared of the dark.
24:50 Speaker 06 You're gonna go scared of the dark?
24:51 Speaker 07 That's gotta be on there.
24:54 Speaker 00 What?
24:55 Speaker 07 What?
24:56 Speaker 06 It's not on there.
24:57 Speaker 07 Mate, are you high?
24:58 Speaker 06 It's not, no, I'm not high. No, I'm not high. No, no, no, no.
25:01 Speaker 07 I'm gonna win, aren't I?
25:02 Speaker 06 Yeah, you're gonna win. You only need to get one right.
25:04 Speaker 07 Yeah, perfect.
25:05 Speaker 06 All right, what are we gonna go with?
25:06 Speaker 07 Uh...
25:09 Speaker 06 Any fear?
25:11 Speaker 07 Fear, claustrophobia.
25:12 Speaker 06 There's some big ones that's not been mentioned here.
25:14 Speaker 07 Scaro- ar- arachnophobia. Arachnophobia is...
25:19 Speaker 06 Spiders.
25:20 Speaker 07 Fuck off, is it?
25:21 Speaker 06 Yeah.
25:22 Speaker 07 No, it's not!
25:23 Speaker 06 It's a fear of spiders, yeah.
25:24 Speaker 07 Arachnophobia, he's scared of snakes and fucking turtles.
25:27 Speaker 06 No, no, no. And also, I don't think there's a one word that encapsulates snakes and turtles as well.
25:32 Speaker 07 What? They're reptiles.
25:34 Speaker 06 Do you wanna change your answer to rept- to snakes?
25:36 Speaker 07 Yeah, reptophobia.
25:37 Speaker 06 Yep. So you're going snakes. Is number...
25:43 Speaker 00 Oh.
25:43 Speaker 06 Two!
25:44 Speaker 07 Yes!
25:45 Speaker 06 Look at that, very well done, Joe. You win. So, the top five fears in the UK, starting at number five, are open water, Dani?
25:54 Speaker 00 Yeah.
25:54 Speaker 06 You can relate to that?
25:55 Speaker 00 Shit, yeah.
25:56 Speaker 06 Number four was in close spaces.
25:58 Speaker 00 Oh, I can't believe this.
25:59 Speaker 07 Claustrophobia. These are all ones you guys mentioned. These are things that you were scared of.
26:03 Speaker 06 These are literally your fears, Dani.
26:04 Speaker 07 You literally didn't say any of your fears.
26:06 Speaker 06 And finally, it's the all-time classic, is it not? What do you reckon it is?
26:09 Speaker 07 Oh, it's heights.
26:10 Speaker 06 You reckon it's heights?
26:11 Speaker 07 Fuck's it, haven't we? That's why it's up there.
26:13 Speaker 00 Of course you were chatting. We were chatting in between.
26:16 Speaker 07 So you heard it here first. See why it's up there?
26:18 Speaker 06 Open water, in close spaces, spiders, snakes, heights. I was surprised not to see public speaking and/or flying on there.
26:24 Speaker 00 Yeah!
26:26 Speaker 06 Dani, you might not have won the game, but all your fears are up here, so maybe your fears are quite rational after all.
26:31 Speaker 00 Thank you.
26:32 Speaker 06 Thank you.
26:33 Speaker 00 It makes my fears feel valid.
26:35 Speaker 06 You feel validated, you feel seen.
26:36 Speaker 00 Feel validated and seen.
26:43 Speaker 07 Right.
26:44 Speaker 00 Yeah.
26:44 Speaker 07 Well, the fears we've covered so far are quite universal.
26:47 Speaker 00 Yeah.
26:47 Speaker 07 So maybe we should dig into specifically fears you have that are niche to you. Like, what about, uh, do you have like a fear of disappointing your dad ever?
27:00 Speaker 00 No, not so much now, I don't. I think when you're younger, you always wanna, you know, achieve something and that, don't you?
27:08 Speaker 07 Was there ever, ever any fear of like, oh, I've got to live up to, oh, my dad's Danny D, I've got to live up to like his, well, his fame and, I don't know, his ability and stuff, do you know what I mean? Or?
27:21 Speaker 00 Yeah, I know what you're saying.
27:22 Speaker 07 Was there a pressure on that? You know, I've got to be someone, I've got to do something like that?
27:25 Speaker 00 No, I think there was never any pressure because I think he sort of, when I told him, so when I was going on Love Island, he was like, why the hell do you wanna even enter that sort of reality world?
27:36 Speaker 07 Hmm.
27:37 Speaker 00 Cause I've always, you know, didn't wanna be judged or someone didn't like me, I hated it. So he was like, you're gonna get that on a larger scale. So he was a bit concerned. But I think, yeah, I think people are always gonna compare, ain't they? So like when I was younger, I was really wanted to do acting. That, that was something I really, really wanted to do. That was what, you know, and then, I think for me, when, you know, you don't get a few things and I knew it was always gonna be harder for me to ever kind of.
28:05 Speaker 07 When you say don't get a few things, like?
28:07 Speaker 00 Auditions. So you go for an audition and then you don't get the part and stuff. And for me, I, I don't like rejection. Like, I take it so personally. So I think when I ended up going on something like Love Island, people was like, oh, wouldn't you wanna carry on doing acting? But I think for me, it was just too hard to even enter that world. Cause being, being compared, I don't mind because I'm so proud of my dad. Like, he deserves every bit of success. But it's when people do it in a negative way, like she's only famous because of her dad. Nepo baby.
28:39 Speaker 07 You wanted to like stamp your own authority of like, this is who I am.
28:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, and I would want it.
28:44 Speaker 07 Yeah, I've got the same fucking name and we can have a laugh with that.
28:46 Speaker 00 Absolutely.
28:47 Speaker 07 But I'm actually a different person. I like different things. I can offer different stuff.
28:51 Speaker 00 Yes, exactly. But that, I will always, you, you get them minority of people that are like, oh, here she is, a nepo baby.
28:57 Speaker 07 Do you then worry about your kids maybe having? Similar worries about having to live up, do you know what I mean? Oh, I need to get my mum's approval by being something, get like big and things like, cause she's famous and.
29:09 Speaker 00 Yeah, I think especially with the twins, like the girls, like my little boy, I feel like he'll be fine. My little boy, but girls.
29:17 Speaker 07 You've also got double whammy with your kids, cause you, the dad as well, with Jared, you're like, oh fuck.
29:22 Speaker 00 Yeah, that is true, but he'll be like, I think by the time they're older, he'll be kind of like retired by then. I think it'll be hard for the girls, but I kind of don't want them to do anything like social media wise or anything.
29:33 Speaker 07 You don't?
29:34 Speaker 00 Nah.
29:34 Speaker 07 But can you sit, like, I'm the same.
29:36 Speaker 00 Not at all.
29:37 Speaker 07 With my kids.
29:38 Speaker 00 Yeah.
29:39 Speaker 07 But can you see the, I think there were hypocrisy.
29:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, cause it's so attractive, isn't it, to do it?
29:46 Speaker 07 You feel, we're here to fuel Instagram and fucking social media.
29:50 Speaker 00 But don't fucking do it.
29:51 Speaker 07 Oh, we don't want our kids anywhere near it.
29:53 Speaker 00 Pass it on to the next generation.
29:54 Speaker 07 But do, does that, for me, I feel the, not guilt, but I'm like, hmm.
29:59 Speaker 00 Is it, cause we know the ups and downs of it all, and it's like, just stay in your own little bubble and do a job that you love. Have the people that you love around you, cause you're always paranoid, you know, like when you step out and you're like, could I fuck this up today?
30:13 Speaker 07 Is that the side of it that you don't want them to have to experience? Or there are other sides of it as well?
30:17 Speaker 00 Yeah, you know, you're, you're always, I think now I've got a lot better, so like when I first left Love Island. I had a lot of people commenting on the way I speak and stuff, like always a little bit like, she, I'm a bit common, you know? But it was always a little bit like that.
30:32 Speaker 07 And what, they'd go, oh, she talks common?
30:34 Speaker 00 She's like, the way she speaks and, um, not the brightest bulb, but that doesn't matter. But yeah, I think now I've got a lot better at just being myself.
30:44 Speaker 07 Hmm.
30:45 Speaker 00 So I think when I come off that show and then people like you, you're like, oh god, but what if they meet me and they don't like me?
30:50 Speaker 07 Yeah, you, you feel like you have to live up to that, but ultimately you've just got to go.
30:54 Speaker 00 I am what I am.
30:55 Speaker 07 Here to prove to you who I am.
30:57 Speaker 00 Yeah.
30:57 Speaker 07 Cause I can only be.
30:59 Speaker 00 Be who I am, yeah. Yeah, like say if I'm out and the kids are like screaming and tantruming and stuff, I'm like, oh. We was in Centre Parks and there was this one meal that they just cried the whole hour and a half at. And not that even people might not even know what I do, but you know, when you're panicking, thinking, oh shit, they're gonna really think I don't have control of my children, which I don't.
31:17 Speaker 07 But what?
31:20 Speaker 00 I just don't want to get into the dark.
31:22 Speaker 07 They're gonna know the truth.
31:24 Speaker 00 That I am so, yeah, fucked.
31:30 Speaker 07 You and your dad are quite clearly close.
31:32 Speaker 00 Yeah.
31:32 Speaker 07 Like, it's a lovely relationship that I love watching.
31:36 Speaker 00 Thank you.
31:36 Speaker 07 Not in a creepy like.
31:37 Speaker 00 Oh, yeah.
31:38 Speaker 07 Just so you put it out there. Can we talk about the caravan park, please? What in the fuck? Where did that idea come from?
31:47 Speaker 00 Do you know what? He's always expressed his love for caravans. Because that's what he did when he was younger. That was his holiday.
31:53 Speaker 07 Caravan holidays.
31:53 Speaker 00 Going on caravans. But like the caravans where there weren't even a toilet in it or anything like that. He'd go in buckets and stuff, you know? So he always loved it growing up. And then I think he spoke about it a few times and the idea was approached to sort of run a caravan park business, whatever. And then he was like, hmm. He wasn't really sure. Because he dips his toe in reality TV. But he's more.
32:19 Speaker 07 I'm an actor.
32:20 Speaker 00 He's an actor.
32:21 Speaker 07 An actor. He's an actor.
32:24 Speaker 00 But now he's like, oh, am I a reality star? He don't know what he is either now.
32:27 Speaker 07 Right.
32:28 Speaker 00 Because he does both.
32:28 Speaker 07 Yeah.
32:29 Speaker 00 Um, so, yeah, then the idea come up and then we found, um, well, they found this lovely caravan park called Pyre Hill Nuts Farm and they're amazing.
32:39 Speaker 07 But like, why did you, why did you go, oh yeah, I'll get a piece of that? Did you have a?
32:43 Speaker 00 Yeah, we spoke.
32:43 Speaker 07 Caravan love as well?
32:45 Speaker 00 I did used to go with my friends.
32:46 Speaker 07 Right.
32:47 Speaker 00 That was like my first holiday because my best friend Ellie, her nan, had like a, it wasn't a caravan, it was a bungalow on a caravan park vibe. So I used to go there every summer for like a week with my friends. That's what I used to do. And I loved it. So when, I just love the simplicity of it.
33:04 Speaker 07 Are you filming season two now?
33:06 Speaker 00 Yeah.
33:06 Speaker 07 In the same place?
33:08 Speaker 00 Yeah.
33:08 Speaker 07 You haven't like left?
33:09 Speaker 00 No, never.
33:10 Speaker 07 You haven't gone, oh, fuck this, we're gonna go do a different one?
33:12 Speaker 00 Yeah, no, I'd never do that. They're great. They're such great people.
33:15 Speaker 07 Where do people get to watch it? I obviously know the answer, but it's your job to tell the people, the listeners and the viewers.
33:21 Speaker 00 Thank you.
33:21 Speaker 07 Where can we watch season one? If I want to watch it all over again?
33:24 Speaker 00 You want to watch it all again, you can watch it on Sky on our TV.
33:29 Speaker 07 Danny, as a final exercise, I'd love to help you face your fears by unlocking the most primal of survival instincts. Fight or flight? I'm gonna give you a situation.
33:42 Speaker 00 Oh, okay.
33:43 Speaker 07 You decide whether you face it, avoid it, or third option, you do something different, whatever you'd do. I think I've explained it.
33:51 Speaker 00 Yeah.
33:52 Speaker 07 It's a bad job of explaining it, but I think, are you ready?
33:54 Speaker 00 I'm ready.
33:55 Speaker 07 Okay, let's go. But before we begin, intimidating lighting.
34:01 Speaker 06 Ooh, for the audio listener, the lighting has got very intimidating.
34:04 Speaker 07 I think they heard. Didn't they hear?
34:06 Speaker 06 Oh yeah, they heard the lights get scary, didn't they?
34:08 Speaker 07 No.
34:11 Speaker 06 Oh, he does it to me all the time.
34:15 Speaker 07 Situation one.
34:18 Speaker 07 You've seen a massive snake in the room, but then you lose it. You don't know where it is anymore, but you know it's somewhere near you. Fight or flight? What are you gonna do?
34:32 Speaker 00 Flight.
34:33 Speaker 07 Just leg it?
34:34 Speaker 00 Yeah.
34:35 Speaker 07 So someone else has to deal with this venomous snake that you've lost in the room? It's venomous.
34:39 Speaker 00 Well, I could leave and then ring up the people that can help rescue animals.
34:43 Speaker 07 RSPCA?
34:44 Speaker 00 RSPCA, yeah.
34:45 Speaker 07 Okay, so you're just legging it?
34:46 Speaker 00 Yeah, and I'll bring him up.
34:47 Speaker 07 Not even considering facing that fear?
34:49 Speaker 00 Nah.
34:52 Speaker 07 Not having it? Fair enough. Uh, situation two. You've been forced by your rugby team to shit in a pint glass. Everyone's shouting and chanting to encourage you. You then see your teammate pickle that shit with his piss. But there's a snake on the glass. Like, it's wrapped round the glass.
35:14 Speaker 06 Quite specific.
35:15 Speaker 07 What do you do?
35:16 Speaker 00 What am I supposed to do?
35:18 Speaker 07 That, that is the point of the exercise, Danny. What do you do?
35:22 Speaker 00 What, do you just stay there with the piss and the shit?
35:25 Speaker 07 But there's a snake around this glass.
35:27 Speaker 00 Right, that'd be the least of my concerns.
35:31 Speaker 07 So we've established a new fear of pickled poos?
35:34 Speaker 00 Yeah.
35:35 Speaker 06 So he's just written these hypotheticals based on what?
35:37 Speaker 07 They're hypotheticals, Jake.
35:39 Speaker 00 I mean, I would just, I'd flight it just because, I'd, yeah.
35:43 Speaker 06 Yeah.
35:43 Speaker 07 Because of the snake?
35:45 Speaker 00 That whole, yeah, the snake and the piss and the shit.
35:48 Speaker 07 So you're running from that one as well?
35:50 Speaker 00 Yeah.
35:50 Speaker 07 So you're not facing that fear, so that's the leg it as well?
35:52 Speaker 00 I'd rather the first one.
35:53 Speaker 07 Okay.
35:56 Speaker 07 Situation three. You're fifteen years into your marriage. You've got four kids, a mortgage. You only wanted three kids, but here we are. You book yourself in for a vasectomy.
36:06 Speaker 00 Yeah.
36:07 Speaker 07 But you're terrified that the moment you go and meet the doctor for the consultation, you might get a boner. Okay, then you get in there. He then examines you and he's got a snake wrapped around his arm before he starts to examine you. What do you do?
36:26 Speaker 00 Fight it.
36:29 Speaker 00 Because you're in there for something that you need doing. Do you know?
36:35 Speaker 07 Hmm. So in order for you to have your vasectomy.
36:38 Speaker 00 Vasectomy, I've got to fight the snake, yeah. If you don't want any more children.
36:42 Speaker 07 So you're facing that fear.
36:43 Speaker 00 Facing the fear.
36:44 Speaker 07 Danny, we're making progress.
36:45 Speaker 00 Just to help stop in contraception.
36:47 Speaker 06 Just, just hypotheticals, aren't they?
36:50 Speaker 00 Hypothetically.
36:51 Speaker 06 Just hypotheticals.
36:51 Speaker 07 Sure, it's important, we're, we're making progress here. Okay, hypothetically, you're in Prague. You're just about to head out to a sex slash cabaret show.
37:02 Speaker 00 Yeah.
37:03 Speaker 07 Um, but before you leave, you realise that the roommate you've been away with has taken a shit in the shower. Uh, he's refusing to clear it up. Uh, you don't want to lose deposit and you decide that you've, you've got to be the one to clean this shit up. Okay, and why do you lose deposit over there? You go in to do it and as you go in to try and push the poo down the pipes. See what I've done there? Litteration.
37:30 Speaker 00 I wouldn't do that though, I wouldn't push it down the pipes.
37:32 Speaker 07 But before you get there, there's a snake in the shower, in the shower trap.
37:38 Speaker 00 I'd have to, um.
37:40 Speaker 07 Bite or flight?
37:41 Speaker 00 Because someone else would have to do the poo down the top, down the drain and that's not worthy. No one should deserve that. I have to pick up my kid's shit, so.
37:50 Speaker 07 You just let your kid shit on the floor?
37:52 Speaker 00 Well, they're potty trained, so just shit where they stand at the minute. No, no, man.
38:01 Speaker 07 Right, well that is the end of today's session. Dani, how do you feel?
38:05 Speaker 00 Feel great.
38:06 Speaker 07 Do you feel better equipped?
38:08 Speaker 00 I feel liberated.
38:09 Speaker 07 You feel liberated?
38:10 Speaker 00 Yeah.
38:11 Speaker 07 Well, as in free?
38:12 Speaker 00 Yeah.
38:13 Speaker 06 Free of fear?
38:14 Speaker 07 Oh, free of fear, yes.
38:16 Speaker 00 Knowing that my fears are so normal is great.
38:19 Speaker 07 Do you think you'll use any of the lessons that you've learnt from today in everyday life now?
38:24 Speaker 00 Yeah, feel the fear but do it anyway. That's what they say.
38:28 Speaker 07 What a quote.
38:29 Speaker 00 Feel the fear but do it anyway.
38:31 Speaker 07 Feel the fear but do it anyway, Jake. Get that on a badge and give it to Dani Dyer. What we got?
38:36 Speaker 06 I've sort of gutted you to come up with that phrase now because there's so much better... Yeah.
38:41 Speaker 07 What have we gone for?
38:42 Speaker 06 It's annoying, I can't change it.
38:43 Speaker 07 You've already done it?
38:44 Speaker 06 Already done it now and it's printed and it's made.
38:46 Speaker 07 What is it?
38:47 Speaker 00 It's printed and made.
38:47 Speaker 06 Well, we just thought you have conquered fears, you are brave, you are tough. So we've gone with this lovely design here, braver than I look.
38:54 Speaker 00 Oh.
38:55 Speaker 06 But it's... and with the alliterative as... Ah. But anyway, it's for you.
39:00 Speaker 00 I love that, I love it, thank you.
39:01 Speaker 07 Well, I'm really sorry about that.
39:02 Speaker 00 That's so kind of you.
39:04 Speaker 07 Dani, every patient, client, guest also gets a lollipop.
39:08 Speaker 00 I love a lollipop.
39:10 Speaker 07 Why red?
39:12 Speaker 00 I like a red one, it's strawberry, no?
39:15 Speaker 07 Uh, yeah, yeah, it's definitely strawberry.
39:18 Speaker 00 I love a... I love a lolly.
39:20 Speaker 07 That's great. Dani Dyer, be gone, thank you.
39:23 Speaker 00 Thank you.
39:25 Speaker 07 You need to leave.
39:26 Speaker 00 Should I go now?
39:26 Speaker 07 Please. Janet will pick you up.
39:29 Speaker 00 Thank you.
39:29 Speaker 07 Janet will take you out.
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