Slow Down with the Jonas Brothers

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  Yeah, straight off the dome.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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• 3:10Speaker 01

  Jonas.

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  All right, guys, I have a question for you.

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  Yeah.

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  So when you walk into the bathroom with other people, and there's urinals in a row, and then there's the smaller urinal that's lower to the ground, do you on purpose avoid it and make others go there? Or do you take it, or take one for the team?

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  Splashback. You got splashback, because you're hitting more of the wall, not the collection thing at the bottom. Lower for me, the better.

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  Just kidding. I...

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  Nah. No.

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  I thought it was funny. I, I don't know, I don't think, I don't think about that. Okay. You don't think about it? No.

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  I just think it's a power play sometimes. I think people use it as a power play.

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  I just try not to be right next to somebody. You guys just don't care about your pants. I mean, look at my pants today. I stay dirty. Just dirty. You buy dirty pants.

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  Well, that, that, that was, that was educational, I guess.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  Thank you for asking that. You know what I do when I'm wearing a suit, which is, you know, especially a light-colored suit? I, I will not use urinal. I have to go to stall, that way, there's zero splashback potential, because there's nothing worse than getting dressed up, looking nice, you're at an event, and all of a sudden you come out and you have like splashback. I wish somebody would have told me that years ago, that would have been helpful. Here to help. Okay, so, now that we've established that, that you're questionable, both of you, you have a game you would play? I got a game, I always come, I always come prepared, you know, which means I ask the producers to prepare it, and then they, they help me.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's very kind.

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  So, I think it'd be funny if we watched some of our podcast a little slower than normal.

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  I love it.

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  See how, see how either intoxicated or happy we feel.

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  Joe, I'm just gonna say it, I'm gonna give you a serious props right, real quick, though. This coffee is some of the best coffee I've ever had.

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  Ooh. I had it earlier today, too, I agree with you on that. Shout out to Coffee Was Here at, in Tampa. Yeah. I met them this morning, Kevin and Nick and I had a... This place called Ash, right? We went to Ash down the street, but they're, they do pop-ups of restaurants. Met these lovely people, that they have this company called Coffee Was Here. I went for the coffee.

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  Holy cow.

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  Coffee Was Here with a W-U-Z. U-Z, obviously.

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  Ooh, of course, because, you know, why not?

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  And they're lovely humans, and we all hit it off, they kept the kitchen open, so Nick could have some lunch, some brunch, food was bomb. I went, I had a solo breakfast, it was nice.

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  Sometimes you need that, just solo time.

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  I love it, I love my solo time. And then, right at the end, I was like, crazy question, but I see you packing up, would you guys ever do something at Arben? He said, say less. And then now they're, they did a pop-up here.

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  It's incredible, I'm so...

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  I know. Honestly, I'm jacked at the tits!

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  Let's, let's play your game.

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  Okay. I do, I do give you this, you know, it's like...

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  Oh no. She said no to going to the dance.

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  Come on, corner those. Blummer.

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  Okay.

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  That's great, I like that.

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  I like that, it's important that we have that for you.

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  It's just for me. Hey Jonas, hi.

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  Keeps you focused.

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  For you. That's good for you. It's gonna get annoying for you guys.

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  Yeah, I don't believe the earth is flat.

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  Howdy doody.

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  Hello, how are you?

• 6:46Speaker 01

  I'm pretty good, we're out, we're over here answering advice, giving advice. I'm sorry, screwed it up. Sorry, curse.

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  I can't.

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  All right, cool.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  All right, cool. Okay.

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Oh, thanks. Hi there. Okay, question for you. Question, the new bed topping thing that you guys got?

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah. Did Kevin have a conversation? Me and Nick are, me and Nick are... We're really trying to figure this out. I feel like this won't even sound good at normal speed. Give you the heads up that he's gonna get the... This sounds like we're on someone's like bachelor party, calling the wife like late at night.

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  He's fine, he's fine.

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  Can he stay another day? He doesn't wanna go home yet.

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  Is this, this is a game, or is this just for the fun?

• 7:53Speaker 01

  It's just fun. Sometimes games don't have to be a winner, it's just fun.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  You said game, just checking, making sure.

• 7:58Speaker 01

  I did, but...

• 7:59Speaker 02

  You win that, though.

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  Okay, win that.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  You definitely win that.

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  Yeah, you know what it is. Okay, what we're gonna do, this is the game part of it. I'm gonna ask you a question. Yeah. And you have to give me the most detailed answer you can give me. Okay. In response to this question.

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  And you're gonna slow it down for us.

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  I'm gonna slow it down, ready?

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  Okay, what's your favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich? My favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich? Oh, that's a good question. I'm gonna go with the Italian BL, BLT, Italian BLT, bacon, lettuce, tomato. And I love it. I love all this, put all the dressing, all of it, put it all on, and I'm gonna go 12-inch foot long, and it's gonna be delicious. I like the whole wheat bread, they have the option, the whole wheat bread, and I love it, and I'm ready for it. Okay, so as we're getting this ready, your answer was great, and it was, it was something that I can already tell is gonna sound hilarious in, in slow-mo. Let's hope so.

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  I like this.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  My favorite Jersey Mike's sandwich? Oh, that's a good question. I'm gonna go with the Italian BL, BLT, Italian BLT, bacon, lettuce, tomato.

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  And I love it.

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  Put all the dressing, all of it, put it all on, and I'm gonna go 12-inch foot long.

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  And it's gonna be delicious. I like the whole wheat bread, they have the option, the whole wheat bread. Now I'm craving Jersey Mikes. We're gonna sell this game, make a billion dollars. We, the whole idea would be, we encourage you and your friends to have a small and responsible weed gummy before you play the game, or a few drinks.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  This is a great game.

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  And then you do the thing, you record it, and then to play as, and you play for the game.

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  I'm gonna build that like today.

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  Ready, Kevin?

• 10:04Speaker 02

  I'm legit gonna do that.

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  We're launching it now on the Hey Jonas podcast.

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  Absolutely.

• 10:07Speaker 01

  Kevin, your prompt is coming.

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  Yes.

• 10:09Speaker 01

  When was the last time you farted in bed and you were trying to get it on?

• 10:13Speaker 02

  I was trying to get it on, you said?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  Okay.

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  It interrupted the flow. Three, two, one.

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  Last time I was, uh, trying to get it on, but was interrupted by a nice little fart, was about a, hmm, about, about a year ago.

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  Okay.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  It, it was one of those, before it got back into bed, it was, I was outside, was I outside the sheets?

• 10:42Speaker 01

  That's enough, leave it there, run it back. I just knew you'd get fumbled on that one.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Word fumble, but I was like, if something tells me this is... Now we'll call Danny and fact, fact-check it, just kidding. Last time I was, uh, like a scholar, trying to get it on, but was interrupted by a nice little fart, was...

• 11:12Speaker 02

  About a year ago.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

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  It was one of those before it got back into bed. It was the, I was outside.

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  Was I outside the sheets?

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Was I outside the sheets?

• 11:40Speaker 01

  That's enough.

• 11:41Speaker 02

  It's, leave it there. Oh, wow.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Thank you for playing ball.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Well, that was slowed down with the Jonas Brothers.

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  It's called Slurred.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  Slurred, I like it.

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  S L R D.

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  Slurred.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Slurred. Maybe we'll work on the name. I don't know. Just workshopping a few things here. All right, I think that's all our time for today.

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  We're out of time.

• 12:05Speaker 01

  We're out of time. We gotta go perform on stage. We're gonna do the whole show in slow mo. Slurs, slurs, change. Yeah. Uh, as always, thanks for joining. See you guys. Bye bye.

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