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  Would you consider yourself an elder millennial?

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  For sure. I'm an elder millennial.

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  I'm like an elder ring millennial.

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  I was just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house. He had.

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  What was that like? I wasn't, I wasn't there for that one.

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  We missed you.

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  Wasn't invited.

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  Not true.

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  He was working. He was on one of his 10th tense films. He shot this movie.

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  No, I, I was invited. I just couldn't come.

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  That's.

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  Kevin had a, you have a, is that every year you have a big art board?

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  This was new, actually.

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  Tell us about it.

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  Yeah.

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  It was for children, but they did all the adults did it.

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  It was a giant coloring page. It was just rolled out on our kitchen island. And yeah, it was just a little craft to do during the day and it was a coloring page, giant coloring Easter page and.

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  His house was like, like so beautifully decorated for Easter. Every decoration.

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  Kevin loves a holiday.

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  Danielle loves a holiday.

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  Yeah, she crushed it.

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  Kevin and Danielle love a holiday and pastels. You love pastels.

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  We do like pastels.

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  He had the.

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  A lot of bunnies.

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  Fluffy peach. Yeah. What are it peeps?

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  Yes.

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  It peeps that were not peeps, but they were like decorative peeps.

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  I also made you a cocktail. I made you a.

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  Kevin made me a Cadbury cream. Uh, what was it called?

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  Other things? Non marital advice? I don't know.

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  So today, because you guys just gave out the the information.

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  Yep.

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  We've turned it over to the producers to ask you what they want to ask you.

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  Let's go Heather on Zoom.

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  I'm dying to know, what's the first thing you guys do when you get up in the morning? And what's the last thing you do before you go to bed?

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  That's a wonderful question. Okay, who wants to go first?

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  Uh, Kev, why don't you take this one?

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  Kevin.

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  As the first born.

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  The first thing I do when I wake up is immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup of coffee.

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  When you get up, the first thing you do is get up?

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  And like, get, my alarm goes off.

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  It's go down.

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  Yeah, my, my alarm goes off and I have to like immediately get out of bed. It's not like a slow meander.

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  Just meander in bed.

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  No, I'm out.

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  Are you being quiet like, cause Danny's sleeping?

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  Definitely.

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  But your bed's a mess. I saw your bed. It's huge. So you're fine.

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  Yeah.

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  It is a huge.

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  It's a sleep number.

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  Um, you got a sleep number these days.

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  Oh, yeah. It's got the cooling.

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  What's your number?

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  Eight sleep. What's that about?

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  I don't know.

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  I'm surprised you don't have that yet. It's all the rage in LA. Everyone's talking about it.

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  Hasn't hit my, my, my feed yet.

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  Well, it's pretty exclusive. I don't have one.

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  Yeah. You said it. My phone's in the room. I will now get at.

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  It has not hit Miami. I don't even know what you guys are talking about. Okay, back to Kevin, jumping out of bed.

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  So I spring out of bed and I run downstairs and I make a coffee and then take my morning vitamins.

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  What are you taking in your coffee?

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  Uh, it's straight up, it's an espresso pod, the green. Uh, which one was that? It's like that deep green. Joe hates my coffee, but Joe's ritualistic coffee making is the loudest thing you've ever heard in the entire. You share a room with Joe, he will wake you up no matter what time.

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  Let's hear about your day, Kev. Let's, we didn't get to mine. You can go, go ahead, talk about your morning.

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  Okay, so that's what I take. That's my, that's my first thing out.

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  After the poop coffee, what happens? What do you do?

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  I take my vitamins. That's it. But that's, that's, that was the question. It's not my whole morning. It's just what I do first.

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  Oh, sorry. And then what do you do last?

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  What do you at the end of the day?

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  And then the last thing I do is fall asleep to something on television.

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  Ooh.

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  Do you ever, do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us right before bed?

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  Hundred percent.

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  I caught myself doing that last night and I told myself not to do that. And I did it.

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  Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams?

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  Oh, uh, thankfully not for me.

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  Yeah, it's just like, uh, opening packs of Pokemon cards. So it's quite innocent.

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  That's a vivid dream.

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  All right. First thing, Nick, you want to go?

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  Yeah, it's pretty simple. Wake up, procrastinate about something. That gets me through about the first hour.

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  It's pretty hot.

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  I drink some coffee, some caffeine in my bloodstream, which then makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking out about something. No, I'm kidding. It's not that intense, but it is at times.

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  Sounds about right. I just found a hole in my sweater.

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  Thanks for your support, Joe.

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  And then at the end of the night, you know, usually I will watch something.

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  But I was just recently in, in Canada and

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  Canada.

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  They've got SportsCenter, but it's called Sports Central.

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  But my TV didn't have it in the place I was staying, so I was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And I got so tired of doing that, that I picked up a new

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  hobby, hobby, I guess we'd call it, which I'm excited to share with you guys. So I found these videos that are basically the history of, and it's everything from toilet paper.

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  Yes, I heard of those.

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  Those are, uh, the history of, you know, where carpets come, like all this stuff.

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  Is it like a YouTube channel or is it like?

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  It's a channel. There's a bunch of different channels, creators that do this kind of thing.

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  I love this.

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  And I'm really into it. I've learned a lot of useless information.

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  Useful. Next time you're taking a poop, you're gonna be like, to the guy next to you.

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  Well, did you know actually that the first commercial?

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  You're in a stall.

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  I just rolled right past that.

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  You're in a stall.

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  Listen to this.

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  Hey, guys.

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  Public restroom. Kevin, Nick's trying to talk about the toilets. Go ahead.

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  I don't, I don't shit in public restrooms that often. It's gotta be an emergency.

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  Same.

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  Same. Oh, yeah.

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  That is one of my favorite accounts. That is my, that is one of my favorite accounts on the internet is

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  What is?

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  The, um, come with me as I take a shit in Hermes.

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  Oh, that's great.

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  It's like

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  Oh, nice. With the little shoes.

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  The studio.

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  What with her?

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  We took a shit.

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  Together, we held hands.

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  Did you actually, or is it just like?

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  You have to watch the pod, you have to go to at come shit with me. I think it's her pod. It's literally her name. It's like, come shit with me. Okay, so and your last thing you do?

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  Oh, yes, the videos.

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  The videos, great.

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  And that's pretty much it.

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  Great. Okay, last but not least, the first thing I do when I wake up, I, I use the shout out, not sponsored, or we could use this as a sponsor, at Headspace. I use Headspace and I do meditation.

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  Clip it.

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  Clip it, clip it. Watch Joe do Headspace. And the last thing I do before bed is, last night was doom scroll, but usually I try to, I, I go on, ready? You want to see what the last thing I do? I could show you. Also not sponsored.

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  Unless they want to throw up money.

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  Okay, hold on. Hold it, hold it. It's coming.

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  It's taking forever. Sorry, but this is.

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  I put on my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather at home.

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  Little white noise, kind of?

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  No, it's a sleep, it's a sleep playlist that they have on Spotify. And it's

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  Good one.

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  The, I guess the frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you have a deeper sleep.

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  It's the one that Valentina uses.

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  6.6 million people saved this playlist, too.

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  I'm gonna have to try that out.

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  Please, it's really helpful.

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  Before I go, one last thing I just wanted to know, pets in the bed or not in the bed? Cause none of you said anything about a pet in the morning.

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  I'm glad you brought up beds in general. I was, I was bursting at the seams to talk about this.

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  But we had to ask her a question first.

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  Yeah, yeah, Heather, we're gonna answer your question, but it's all related. I did this, this interview where I said something about how the bed is just for sleeping and sort of meant to be like a quirky answer.

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  Yeah, people like got a lot of upset about it.

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  This became like an actual like debate and people started, you know, labeling me some, some really harsh names that I won't mention.

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  I want to know these names.

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  Like weirdo.

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  Oh.

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  Nerd and that kind of stuff.

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  Nerd's a good, weirdo and nerd are compliments.

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  I know, but here's the deal is that that's it. It's not my actual philosophy on beds. I understand that that other things can happen on a bed. Okay? And and I appreciate those things. However, to answer your question, Heather, uh, no, no pets in bed. That's that's not something that we're doing.

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  This is my bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with her two dogs. And I've just somehow fit in there with them.

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  The bed is huge, though, so.

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  It's, yes, true. I have my own side.

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  I have a live snake that I let loose occasionally. And a little pig. Um, no, no pets in my bed. I, yeah.

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  Heather, thank you so much for your question.

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  Guys, I could talk to you all day. This is so fun. Bye.

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  Is Sam from Jersey. Let's go. Hi, Sam from Jersey.

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  Hello. Are we on the phone or in person? Hello?

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  In person. Hello.

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  Oh, right there. Oh, yeah. Sam from Jersey. Where in Jersey are you from?

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  Um, I'm from Bergen County.

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  Dumont.

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  Okay.

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  Yes.

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  Nice.

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  Dumont.

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  Um, and actually, I was gonna say, my boyfriend and I are long distance. So I live in Jersey still, and he lives in LA. We make it work, but we both have crazy work schedules, as do all of you.

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  Right.

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  So how do you make it work with your partners when you guys are not together?

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  Long distance can be tough. But I think we all find our balance in it. And for myself, I spend a lot of time on the phone.

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  And on Red Eyes.

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  And on Red Eyes, like the one I'm taking tonight. So if I have a day, I try to get back even a day off as much as I can. It's a lot, but just how I like to do it. It's not for everybody. But we, me and Danielle kind of grew our relationship on the phone, and it just kind of continued.

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  We used to call him KTNT because he was AT&T.

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  KTNT. It's like just always on the phone. It's gotten better. Like, we were not on the phone.

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  You guys are always, you're, you're phone, you're not FaceTimers. You FaceTime with your daughter, I've noticed.

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  That's your, your generation, Kevin. You guys don't FaceTime.

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  I'm an elder millennial.

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  Kevin has to wind his phone up.

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  I get that rotary phone out.

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  But it's not a bad thing that you, you said it's gotten better, like as if it's, it's not

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  No, I just, I think it was, I think what it was is, yeah, so annoying. No, it's that we

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  It's not bad.

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  It's not bad. We would spend not enough time not talking that there was not enough to talk about. And it was just talking, it's about, it's about being together now and like just present in the actual conversation.

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  You get your ass home and that's good. Shout out Kevin.

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  But yes, I do get a lot of the

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  No, United, because it's Newark.

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  But I definitely FaceTime my daughters and try to help with math homework, which I can't do anymore. This, it's not, it ain't easy.

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  Yeah.

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  What about you, Nick?

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  Yep. Well, yeah, I mean, long distance relationships are always really, really difficult. I think it's just about trying to stay in contact as, as much as possible. And, and, you know, our, our success in it has just come from any window that presents itself that we can just be together and separate that time, even if it's a month or two or months in advance, we just say, okay, we're going to block this window and make sure that nothing sort of touches that. Because you have to protect that time. And, you know, it's not always easy to do that, but where you can, I think that's, that's clutch.

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  Absolutely. I also think a lot of fun games came out of COVID and a lot of fun things you could do like via FaceTime or code names.

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  Think of a few.

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  Go on.

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  Oh, you know.

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  Yeah, I was gonna say, what's that? Okay, nevermind. But yeah, I think that was, that's very helpful. And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place. So I'm happy that I know I'm going to be on the beach if I go see her. But I think at least you got somebody who's dating, you're dating somebody who lives in a pretty cool city. So you get to go, that's nice. That's the luxury.

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  What's your way of finding balance?

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  I would also agree with flights and FaceTime is important, I would say.

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  Yeah, absolutely. I want to see what you're doing. What are they doing?

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  Show me, show me the coffee.

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  The game for everybody. Also, I think if you're like on Away and you have it if you're like holding the phone while you're driving. That's really safe.

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  Yeah.

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  Could make sure that they're doing that. Sorry, you were saying.

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  Well, thank you so much.

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  Thank you.

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  Enjoy Jersey.

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  This is Kevin Jonas.

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  Yeah, just straight up the dome.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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• 17:24Speaker 03

  So here's my question.

• 17:25Speaker 00

  Right.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  I was at a golf tournament.

• 17:27Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  Pebble Beach, great time, very flirty with a guy. I know I was flirty, like, this is not my first rodeo, I know I was flirty.

• 17:34Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Friends of friends, sent a text, airballed, nothing back. And it was a good text, like.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  And he was being flirty with you as well?

• 17:44Speaker 03

  We, for an hour, like, that's a long.

• 17:46Speaker 00

  That's a long flirt.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  That's a lot of flirt. I don't think I was.

• 17:49Speaker 00

  What time of day was it?

• 17:51Speaker 03

  Midday, thank you, Joe. It was at the golf tournament, it was not nighttime flirting.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Was there any food or drink at the time? Or is it just walking, hanging, watching golf?

• 17:59Speaker 00

  Specifically alcohol.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Hanging, watching golf, and then at one point I gave him the out and said, "Hey, I'm gonna go over there," and he said, "Oh, we'll go with you."

• 18:08Speaker 00

  We, so we'll go with you?

• 18:09Speaker 03

  His, him and his buddies.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  I like to know, I've seen the scene.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  Painting a picture.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Sunny day, beautiful, I know it was flirty, people were there, they also thought it was flirty.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Then you sent in a text?

• 18:19Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 18:19Speaker 00

  You gave him his number, he gave you his?

• 18:21Speaker 03

  That, thank you, Joe, is a part of it that I think might be where I went awry.

• 18:26Speaker 00

  Let's hear it.

• 18:27Speaker 03

  Friend of friend, and I got the number from, was that, thank, ooh, Kevin's face.

• 18:33Speaker 00

  Wait, I'm confused.

• 18:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna just jump in here, I'm sorry, I don't mean to, to just dominate the conversation. I think this, this situation is one of those where it's like, he was outside

• 18:46Speaker 01

  with his boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection with you, but probably is with somebody, and then the text came through and that's why he didn't respond, because it's like, oh, that, that breaks the barrier of the thing.

• 18:57Speaker 00

  That's piping hot tea right there.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  I don't wanna disagree with Nick, but he.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  You can, that is allowed.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  He did not have a girlfriend.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Oh, there was, there was.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  So he's like, said every guy who is on a golf trip with his boys.

• 19:10Speaker 03

  He lives in a state that I won't name, Montana, on his own, because he could be listening, so now I kind of pout on him.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  He's a rancher.

• 19:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, he like, fishes, the right way to say it, fishes?

• 19:21Speaker 00

  I think he's an international spy, and he. He's on a mission and he's gonna take you back in about a week when he get when he's done saving the world.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  It's been two months.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  It's hard for.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Okay, it's a long, it's a long deployment.

• 19:31Speaker 00

  He's, he's, he is without phone and it's. Yeah, this sounds, this feels like a ghosting situation.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  That's what I'm, I'm wondering. So, okay, my questions.

• 19:40Speaker 00

  Cool.

• 19:43Speaker 02

  Did you send a follow up text or is it one or many?

• 19:45Speaker 03

  That's what I want to know. So I.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  Right, I forgot there's a question.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  Okay, so I did a little bit of texting, but very, I had people read it and they told me it was an A level text.

• 19:54Speaker 02

  You, you did a little bit of texting and no response. How many texts?

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddies.

• 20:03Speaker 00

  Did you find this guy on social media?

• 20:05Speaker 03

  Well.

• 20:08Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  And is he a little bit married?

• 20:12Speaker 00

  I'm thinking too, a fun story for you.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  No, this is actually the guy that we took Hey Jonas from, at Hey Jonas.

• 20:18Speaker 03

  He's not.

• 20:19Speaker 00

  We found him.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  It's a revenge ghosting.

• 20:22Speaker 03

  So my question for you guys, this is my 100th question. Do you ever go in again? Do you just take the loss? Do, do you ever miss a text? Cause I miss texts.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  Should block him.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  That's a power move.

• 20:38Speaker 00

  He does lock him.

• 20:39Speaker 03

  Okay, so now you guys tell me what you think, everything.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  I think, okay, so.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  It sounds like, let me just, we're just, let's just.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  And not, you're not gonna hurt my feelings.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Okay, so let's just back it up. Meet somebody on this amazing trip. You meet them and their friends. It's fun. It's lighthearted. All of a sudden it's flirty. You know, he's single. He lives in Montana.

• 21:05Speaker 02

  He's told you he's.

• 21:06Speaker 00

  He's told you, he's, he lives alone. He said he lives alone? Lives alone. He's out. He fly fishes for fun.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  Sounds like.

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Or work, which you don't need, you can't have a phone out there because it might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish enthusiast over here. And then you send a message, what's up? Then you send a follow up. Hey, here's, by the way, here's that pic. Uh, send it two months, no word. Definitely don't text him back again. I think it's his loss, girl.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  Oh, well, thank you, Joe. So you guys never miss a text. So there's zero chance.

• 21:39Speaker 01

  No, we miss.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  I never miss a text.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, that's, that's true.

• 21:44Speaker 00

  I have zero missed messages on my phone and emails.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  I also have.

• 21:48Speaker 02

  You're a zeroed out guy.

• 21:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:51Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  You know, how do we feel about the thing when someone says, oh, I'm sorry, I missed your text? And you know, they, you know, they saw it.

• 21:56Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, I missed your text.

• 21:57Speaker 01

  It drives me nuts, but I do it too.

• 21:59Speaker 00

  Nick, Nick's a very bad text response.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Sometimes you see it, you're like, I will respond to that. You get busy with something else and then you forget to respond.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Totally, because you.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  And it's easier to just say, oh, I'm sorry, I missed it than to say, you know, I didn't have the time in that moment to text you back.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  And I would. Would you make up, but would you like to make an apology to all your friends right now?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  I wish, I wish the phones had a button that says, remind me later.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  It does.

• 22:25Speaker 00

  Hey, Siri, can you remind me later to text Kevin?

• 22:27Speaker 02

  No, no, not that, but like on the text, be like, remind me again.

• 22:30Speaker 00

  I added text Kevin to the reminder list.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  That's, that's, that's obvious, but I'm saying.

• 22:34Speaker 00

  For a guy that builds apps, you should know this.

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can say, I guess, unread.

• 22:38Speaker 00

  All right, all right. Next is Tara on Zoom.

• 22:41Speaker 01

  Hey, Tara.

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Hey, Tara. Hi, how are you guys?

• 22:43Speaker 00

  Oh, professional mic. Hey, how are you?

• 22:45Speaker 02

  All the producers have such nice mics, the glow mics.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think we have the same one. But ours doesn't.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Ours doesn't light up.

• 22:51Speaker 00

  Our does not turn green. Okay, what's going on, Tara? How are you?

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Good, congratulations on the new podcast.

• 22:57Speaker 00

  Thank you so much. Yeah, you're here. And we're the biggest podcast in Canada, guys. Since Kevin spoke about Canada earlier, they've been tuning in. So you can go to at Hey Jonas Podcast Canada. We have that just for you guys.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  I love it.

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Anything we talk about from this show will be. On that page.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 23:15Speaker 00

  Sorry. What's going on?

• 23:17Speaker 04

  So I want to know if you guys can all open up your Instagram.

• 23:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  And what is on your algorithm?

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  And what's on your for you page?

• 23:26Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 23:27Speaker 00

  Perfect. My algorithm is all, it's, it's all Bollywood stuff.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 23:35Speaker 00

  Right now I'm watching somebody shake up McDonald's sponsored and they're making a cocktail out of a sauce. My, they're making a chicken nugget, the Mc, McNut, I can't even say it. It's a martini that's made with chicken nuggets. That's what I just came up.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  That's pretty great.

• 23:54Speaker 00

  I'm seeing on my discovery page, a lot of AI videos. It looks like Kap, Zac Efron as Captain Planet, which is AI.

• 24:05Speaker 02

  That's cool.

• 24:06Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  That's really cool.

• 24:08Speaker 00

  I think they're trying to cast him and then a lot of Pokemon cards, because I've been really into pulling cards right now. And a lot of ceramics, a lot of ceramics, ceramic artists I'm obsessed with. I'm gonna like that. So that way I get more ceramic cups.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  This is an exact replication of like my life right now. And this is coding with, with AI tools, Claude and AI and golf and working out videos.

• 24:32Speaker 00

  I'm getting a lot of these right now and I'm, I'm really not sure why, but these are

• 24:38Speaker 00

  luxury, like minivan concepts in Asia.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Oh dude, because if Big Rob sends them to you, does he send them to you?

• 24:44Speaker 00

  Probably why it is.

• 24:46Speaker 02

  I get a video.

• 24:47Speaker 00

  They're really nice.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  I want, I kind of want one.

• 24:49Speaker 00

  I'm in my minivan era. Okay. You said for you page and algorithm?

• 24:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:54Speaker 00

  Isn't that the same thing?

• 24:55Speaker 02

  No, the for you page is TikTok, right? I don't have TikTok on my phone.

• 24:58Speaker 04

  Well, it's also the little magnifying glass.

• 25:00Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, magnifying glass.

• 25:03Speaker 02

  That's what, yeah, that's what I'm on.

• 25:06Speaker 00

  I'm seeing Pokemon, I'm seeing a lot of, a lot of clothing and interesting.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  A lot of stage stuff.

• 25:10Speaker 00

  A lot of coffee. This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things I love. Your month, your bean, and it's just different.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  We were just talking about bed some, of course I got a nice comforter situation on here. Also got some like.

• 25:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:24Speaker 04

  I love it. Thank you, guys.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Thank you so much, Tara.

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 25:27Speaker 00

  Danielle's next. Hi Danielle.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  Next up Danielle. Hi Danielle.

• 25:30Speaker 05

  Okay, so I am a boy mom. I have two little boys at home.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  Awesome.

• 25:35Speaker 05

  And so my question for you guys is, obviously you're very close to your mom. What did she do for you guys growing up? Like, what is one thing that stands out that she did for you guys that you love?

• 25:45Speaker 00

  I love that. What are your boys' names, if you don't mind?

• 25:47Speaker 05

  Mateo and Milo.

• 25:49Speaker 00

  Beautiful names.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Great.

• 25:50Speaker 00

  Very nice.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Eminem.

• 25:51Speaker 05

  Eminem.

• 25:52Speaker 00

  Something our mom did for us that really stood out. I mean, there's so much, it's hard to really pick. Our mom, you know, she sacrificed so much of her time and life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up. And we owe them so much. I mean, thinking back when we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial works in New Jersey, we'd drive, for those that don't know, we would drive pretty much 20 to 30 minutes at least on the early, without traffic, into the city for auditions. And then one other boy would have to go to Broadway, but our dad was also a minister at the time, so he had a desk job.

• 26:31Speaker 00

  And our mom would drive us to these auditions and she was pregnant with, pregnant with our youngest brother Franklin at the time. Until like, she would stay in the city and usually, New York, being as it is, especially now, cold until May. It was literally like, it would be winter and she would be finding little cafes where she can just stay warm until one of the boys was done in the shows and then drive us all back home at like midnight. And it was just crazy. And they'd do it all over again. And there's matinee shows and things like that. And we had school. And then she was homeschooling us at one point. And she would make meals for the entire family. And she had also projects that she did with the church. And she was like, she ran the women's ministry there. So, I mean, it's hard to just say one thing.

• 27:15Speaker 00

  But I think, you know, she really taught us how to respect people and women and really looking up to her and how she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman. We love her. And she's an incredible grandma now.

• 27:29Speaker 02

  Totally.

• 27:30Speaker 00

  She got her, finally she got girls because she wanted, she wanted girls badly. And she got all four boys. And now she has five?

• 27:38Speaker 02

  Five.

• 27:38Speaker 00

  Five granddaughters. So far. And, I don't know.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  Chill.

• 27:47Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, well Franklin's, you know.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. Yeah.

• 27:51Speaker 00

  Franklin Franklin's, I don't know, one day, maybe. Anyway, so yeah, our mom, it's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  That was great.

• 27:59Speaker 00

  It was great, right?

• 28:00Speaker 02

  So beautiful. Actually, I'll say my favorite, one of my favorite memories was in high school. I had to get up super early for school with her and she was doing this with you guys at the time, like going to the city and I was still going to school and we would, she would make me coffee for my bus ride to school.

• 28:17Speaker 00

  So she's the reason you drink poop coffee?

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Actually, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, at the time.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  Blame her. Actually, I take everything I said back.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, it.

• 28:26Speaker 00

  Just kidding.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Really interesting. Hi, how are you?

• 28:28Speaker 00

  Hello, Jackie.

• 28:28Speaker 05

  Good. How are you guys?

• 28:30Speaker 00

  Good to see you.

• 28:30Speaker 05

  Hi. Nice to meet you.

• 28:33Speaker 00

  Nice to meet you. Where are you from?

• 28:33Speaker 05

  So I'm from San Diego.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  San Diego.

• 28:37Speaker 05

  San Diego. Yes.

• 28:39Speaker 00

  Lovely. Well, it's good to see you. What's going on?

• 28:42Speaker 05

  Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows. So if you had to choose one that you could actually win, like The Traitors, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor, which one would you guys do?

• 28:52Speaker 00

  I just watched, um, that movie, of course, I'm blank, Rachel McAdams, isn't it?

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Oh, send help.

• 28:59Speaker 00

  It's so good.

• 29:01Speaker 02

  It's good. I liked it.

• 29:03Speaker 00

  And she was a big fan. I'm not, I'm not gonna spoil anything. She's a big fan of Survivor. It's in the trailer. I liked it. When I say, when I set up, hey, I'm not gonna spoil it. I just give you what I saw in the trailer.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Just because you're not gonna spoil it doesn't mean that I can't.

• 29:16Speaker 00

  That's true.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  I haven't seen it. So I gotta watch this movie.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  Okay. So I'll tell you what happens. It's so good. Basically, she's a super fan of Survivor. And she gets stuck on this island. Don't watch it on the plane, though. There's something about you don't watch on a plane. You just figure out why. Um, anyway.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  I saw the trailer. So I understand.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, that's also in the trailer.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  I, I have a thing. Well.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  So you're saying that you think you could win Survivor? That was the question.

• 29:41Speaker 00

  I think I do alright. I don't know if I could win. I think I do pretty well.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  I've learned a lot from watching that movie.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  I'm a

• 29:48Speaker 00

  That was scripted. That has nothing to do with

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Reality show enthusiast, like I love game. I hosted one with my brother Franklin.

• 29:54Speaker 00

  I think Traitors, you would do well in Traitors.

• 29:56Speaker 02

  I liked the trailers concept, Traitors concept. Watched a bunch of it. It was very, very fun. I could do Traitors.

• 30:02Speaker 00

  You would win like a, well, you had a

• 30:05Speaker 02

  A Fiat.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  You haven't had a reality show.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:08Speaker 00

  Or have.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  Married to Jonas.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  I live that now. I don't have the show though.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  Right.

• 30:17Speaker 00

  Did I live that now?

• 30:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  It's funny.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  Life imitating art, Kevin. And, and the other one?

• 30:25Speaker 02

  Claim to fame.

• 30:25Speaker 00

  Claim to fame.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, with Franklin, which was so, so fun. But to answer your question, what do I think I could, we could win? Was that, was that your question?

• 30:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's one you just think you could win? Of the reality shows you can think of, can it be any reality show or it has to be the three that you mentioned?

• 30:38Speaker 05

  No, any reality show.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, man. Worst cooks in America.

• 30:44Speaker 00

  I don't, I don't know if that's a show.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  It, it's a show. It's a reality show. It's a competition.

• 30:48Speaker 00

  Cake. It's really a thing?

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like the worst chefs.

• 30:51Speaker 00

  I could do that. You know which one, to that point, the one that I love is, uh, it's like, they're like, oh, almost, what's that one called?

• 30:59Speaker 02

  Almost?

• 31:00Speaker 00

  They're like, make something that's terrible.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  Huh?

• 31:03Speaker 00

  What is it called?

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Is it like food or?

• 31:04Speaker 00

  It's food. They're making food and it's awful. And it's like

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Worst cooks in America?

• 31:07Speaker 00

  Nailed it. Has it nailed it?

• 31:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. Nailed it is the, the cake one, but desserts, but are bad.

• 31:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 02

  With Nicole Byers. That's a great show.

• 31:14Speaker 00

  Why are you guess lighting me? This is a real show.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  When you said food, honestly?

• 31:17Speaker 00

  Kevin actually guessed at me earlier about Alien that I saw in the sky. He said it was a plane and then I said, no, it's obviously not a plane. And he's like, actually, no, it's a helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so confidently saying? He's like, oh, maybe it's not. And I'm like, And then we walked in the studio and he was like, Joe saw an alien earlier. I'm like, now, now you confirm this.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Well, once it didn't appear as a plane or a helicopter, then I started to believe.

• 31:38Speaker 00

  Is it cake, though? I think I could, I could nail that. I would know.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  So you would be the contestant trying to pick, not making the cake?

• 31:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. Next is Amy. Thank you so much.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Thanks, Jackie.

• 31:48Speaker 00

  Thanks, Jackie. Thank you.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  So this is a topic that's come up in this episode already, and I feel like it comes up with you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to ask you, you gave a very heartfelt message about pooping your pants in eighth grade.

• 32:01Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  And that you really turned it into something beautiful.

• 32:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  My question is, why did you poop your pants in eighth grade? Did you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom? Like, I'd love to know what happened.

• 32:14Speaker 00

  Well, my mom was there, actually.

• 32:19Speaker 00

  I, I didn't want, I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom because there was a lot of kids that would hang out in the bathrooms. And I was like, well, they're gonna know. If people know that you poop, that's just a no-fly zone in school.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  Everybody Poops was not a book we had growing up in our household.

• 32:36Speaker 00

  We didn't get that one. Our library didn't have that. It was, so anyway, so then I went to the nurse's office and I said, I had a tummy ache. I call my mom, I said, Joseph, she calls me Joseph, do you have to just poop? I was like, no.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Such a Denise.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  And she's like, if I come down there and I bring you home and you poop at home and you could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be thrilled about this.

• 33:03Speaker 02

  So.

• 33:03Speaker 01

  He's like, she got one better for you.

• 33:04Speaker 00

  No, I promise, Mom. I tried. I lied. I tried. Tried to poop. I couldn't. I have a bad stomach ache. It was your, your crazy food you made, just now.

• 33:19Speaker 00

  Actually, she knows. I finally, I finally told her mom that I didn't like her, what's the thing she makes that you love?

• 33:23Speaker 02

  Casserole.

• 33:24Speaker 00

  I don't like her casserole. I finally admitted that to her.

• 33:25Speaker 01

  It's the best thing in the world. I can't believe you told her that you don't like it.

• 33:28Speaker 00

  I finally told my mom, I was like, I'm sorry, Mom, I gotta tell you this. I don't like this. It was a good, it was, it broke her heart. But you know what? We're stronger for it. So then, back to the poop story. So then she comes down and then she, I have to go collect my school books. So now my stomach is like, it's go time. And I'm walking and I'm starting to feel like this might happen any mo, any moment. And it's not, it's not gonna be solid.

• 33:59Speaker 00

  And so my mom bumps

• 33:59Speaker 02

  So you kinda did have a stomach ache.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  Technically, that wasn't a lie. There was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention they were cool kids.

• 34:11Speaker 02

  Oh, they can't poop in front of the cool kids.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  Where do you think cool kids hang out? In the bathroom? Smoking cigs, you know? What 13 year olds do? Dude, they were smoking candy cigarettes, for sure. So anyways, then And then my mom bumps, our mother bumps into the principal. And of course, as our mother is so kind, stops to have a 30 minute conversation with this lady. And I let it run down my, I just can't hold it. It starts running down my leg. And I can see the principal and my mom start like smelling a little bit. They're like, oh. So they're like, I think they're even like, ooh, was that me? So they're like, okay, well, have a good day, blah, blah. And we start walking away and I just, I go on to decorate the halls of this school with me.

• 34:58Speaker 00

  And it's like, it's just, it's just dripping down my leg. And then we get to the car and we, I sit in it and I'm crying now. And our mom is like, did you just? And she's like, I knew it. And she, she made me go back and clean it.

• 35:20Speaker 02

  Off the floor.

• 35:21Speaker 00

  Off the floor.

• 35:21Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 35:22Speaker 00

  She made me go clean it because I left, uh, because remember I was standing next to my mom while she was seeing this principal. I had to go collect it. And then I went home and she was, luckily, I think she cooled off from being angry was like, I think was like, I don't want you to have to face the embarrassment of going back into school like that. Also, I, I didn't have an extra, obviously I didn't have a, no, no, she was just pissed. I didn't have an extra pair of drawers, you know? So then I go back and

• 35:46Speaker 02

  Oh my God.

• 35:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, I still, I still won because I got to go home for the day, but she was mad at me. Yeah, so that's my pooping in eighth grade story.

• 35:57Speaker 00

  Next is Matty on Zoom.

• 36:01Speaker 00

  Hey Matty, what's up?

• 36:02Speaker 04

  Hello, how are you guys?

• 36:04Speaker 00

  What's going on?

• 36:05Speaker 04

  Hi, great little story.

• 36:07Speaker 00

  Oh, you heard that?

• 36:08Speaker 04

  Love that. I did.

• 36:09Speaker 00

  This waiting room is so off down.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  If we're doing a podcast, a lot of people will hear that story.

• 36:14Speaker 00

  Well.

• 36:15Speaker 04

  Well, it's great to meet you guys.

• 36:17Speaker 00

  Good to meet you.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Same.

• 36:18Speaker 04

  So for my question is, I'm getting married in 2027. Thank you. So we're currently in the process of planning our wedding, all the things. So I want to know from you guys, what's a wedding day must have? Or maybe something we should avoid if you have any regrets?

• 36:38Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 36:39Speaker 00

  Gentlemen. Things you must have.

• 36:46Speaker 01

  It's hard to, it's hard to pick one thing.

• 36:48Speaker 00

  Electrolytes. Do you drink?

• 36:50Speaker 04

  Okay. Yes, I do.

• 36:52Speaker 00

  Okay, then electrolytes are a very good, handy thing. The, the, the big win is...

• 36:59Speaker 00

  Are you having like a, like a, like a reception where everybody says, you see everybody before the wedding? The days before or day before?

• 37:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 37:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Rehearsal dinner?

• 37:09Speaker 00

  That's the time you say hi to everyone.

• 37:11Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 37:12Speaker 00

  Because your wedding's for you.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, you and your partner, and you want to be able to enjoy that. Or it becomes literally just a meet and greet.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  Yeah. Let me tell you something, we know about meet and greets. I got a, I got a hot take.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  It's, it's piping, but I gotta say it. It is okay, and it should be okay, to encourage your, your, uh, your friends and your family that are going to speak to write some things down before they speak.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  That's a good one.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  They go off the cuff and things get weird. People say weird shit.

• 37:44Speaker 00

  And if they want to run it past you first, that's fine.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  That's also nice.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  I know it's all good. I just think it's, it's, it's so taboo, like everyone should be able to do whatever they want. It's their moment to speak about you, but it's okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak, and maybe if you just want to write a few things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I think that should be okay. Because some people are going to disagree, and that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion, as am I.

• 38:08Speaker 00

  I love that. That's great. That's a good one.

• 38:09Speaker 04

  I like that.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  Kevin?

• 38:10Speaker 04

  That's amazing.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Wedding day must have...

• 38:13Speaker 00

  Kevin, you have an ice illusion at your wedding. Would you suggest that?

• 38:16Speaker 02

  I, I, I would. It was very fun.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  Birthday cake shots for the...

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Wedding cake shots, Joe. It's a wedding.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Joey Fatone over there, just ripping shots.

• 38:27Speaker 02

  He was.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Kevin's wedding.

• 38:28Speaker 00

  Okay, sorry, I interrupted you.

• 38:29Speaker 02

  It's okay. You know, I would say, keep your, uh, keep your doors like locked in the morning of your wedding morning.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh yeah, this is.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  I got woken up by our, our, our late grandfather, Papa, at four, no, 3:30, 4:00 a.m. in the morning, to waking me up in my room.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  No. Your now shared room.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  My now, no, no, no, this was the night, the day of the wedding.

• 38:58Speaker 01

  Day of the wedding.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  So I was like finally asleep after we were hanging out the night before, like just finally getting some rest.

• 39:03Speaker 00

  Why did he wake you up? I forget why.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  My grandparents gave me and Danielle a, like a sexy time gift, which is insane.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Grandfather came in at four in the morning.

• 39:17Speaker 02

  I'm pretty sure they're like, did you give us, no, they gave it to me, us, the night before. And we're like, great. Like, put it away.

• 39:24Speaker 00

  Well, I'm just confused. Why, what was he doing at four in the morning?

• 39:27Speaker 02

  I gotta tell the story.

• 39:28Speaker 00

  Oh, sorry.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  So he gave me this gift with our grandmother.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  You were asleep though? The, the night, the, the morning of your wedding, the night before?

• 39:38Speaker 00

  Not the only one that had a question too.

• 39:39Speaker 02

  It was, yes, it was 3:30 in the morning.

• 39:41Speaker 01

  I was up, well.

• 39:42Speaker 02

  You didn't, we didn't sleep at your wedding.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  I know, but I was, I was so like, you know, excited.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  I had just fallen asleep.

• 39:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, taking a cat nap.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  I was like in and out, right?

• 39:53Speaker 00

  This episode's sponsored by In-N-Out Burger.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  Cut to, I'm getting woken up by Papa, our Jerry Miller, and he just wanted to see, uh, me and your grandmother were talking, just making sure.

• 40:06Speaker 01

  I do remember this now.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Did you like our gift that we gave you?

• 40:11Speaker 01

  He felt like, I'm, like he was, he felt.

• 40:14Speaker 00

  Bad about it because they had a big fight because it was like, we shouldn't have given this inappropriate gift, right?

• 40:18Speaker 02

  I think I did. Me and Danielle didn't quite respond in front of a group of people.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  I think, and I think they took it the wrong way. I don't know exactly. I think maybe they probably.

• 40:28Speaker 00

  Spun out.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  Spun out and somehow got a key to my room, got into my room, woke me up. But you know what?

• 40:36Speaker 00

  God bless him.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  I am so happy that he did because I'll have that memory of my grandfather on my wedding day. I did not go back to bed, so keep your doors locked.

• 40:42Speaker 00

  So lock your doors.

• 40:42Speaker 05

  Okay, I like that. That is something I never would have thought of. So thank you for that.

• 40:47Speaker 00

  Congratulations and best of luck. Good luck.

• 40:49Speaker 05

  Thank you.

• 40:50Speaker 00

  Next we have Easton. Hey guys. Hey, Easton. First time listener, first time caller. Happy to be here. Joe, I know you're online a lot. I just want to know, be honest with me, please. Yep. Do you ever watch those thirst edits of yourself? I make them. All right, you and me both. Consumption. Is that a Mickey Mouse watch? Yeah. That is wild.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  I just told a story about Papa.

• 41:14Speaker 00

  Wow, he's in the room. Our grandfather used to wear that exact watch. Wow, it's a good watch, eh? That's, yeah, it is a really cool watch, but that's wild and that's beautiful. Thank you.

• 41:24Speaker 00

  I do not make them, but I, they come on my feed because I, I like to support fan content.

• 41:32Speaker 00

  So I see them and sometimes I like to interact with them. Well, thank you so much. Thank you. Appreciate it.

• 41:39Speaker 01

  This is Nick Jonas.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  This is Kevin Jonas.

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• 42:11Speaker 01

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• 42:14Speaker 02

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• 42:15Speaker 00

  I think it was.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, you know, guys, I tried this almond breeze in my coffee today.

• 42:20Speaker 00

  Changed the game for me.

• 42:21Speaker 01

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• 42:25Speaker 00

  That's Kevin.

• 42:26Speaker 01

  Kevin, of course.

• 42:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

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  Take it, Kev.

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• 42:32Speaker 00

  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

• 42:34Speaker 01

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• 42:38Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 42:41Speaker 00

  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what I found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

• 42:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, just strap it down.

• 42:49Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

• 42:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

• 42:53Speaker 00

  He needs it on stage.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  Okay, last question, why do you guys like Almond Breeze so much?

• 42:57Speaker 02

  Well, it just tastes great and it's a great alternative.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  It is great.

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  Ask your loved one's doctor about Rexulti. Lauren. Hi, Lauren.

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Hi, guys, how's it going?

• 44:07Speaker 00

  Good, how are you today?

• 44:08Speaker 05

  Good, thanks for having me.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  This is Hey Jonas.

• 44:11Speaker 05

  Hey Jonas.

• 44:12Speaker 00

  Hey Jonas. Everyone should say that when they call.

• 44:15Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's a good idea.

• 44:16Speaker 05

  Everyone should say that.

• 44:17Speaker 00

  Hey Jonas.

• 44:18Speaker 02

  We say, hey you.

• 44:20Speaker 05

  All right, my question is for Nick. I'm wondering if you- Have a random hill that you're willing to die on. For example, minus that dryer sheets, don't need them, they're a myth.

• 44:34Speaker 00

  That's

• 44:34Speaker 05

  I think they shouldn't exist.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  It's a very good question.

• 44:36Speaker 02

  They do work, though.

• 44:37Speaker 05

  I don't think they do.

• 44:39Speaker 02

  I think they do.

• 44:41Speaker 00

  What are they, what are they made for?

• 44:42Speaker 02

  They're made to take down the static electricity inside your dryer, so you don't actually pull your clothes together.

• 44:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  I made that up, am I right?

• 44:52Speaker 00

  Is a sponsored?

• 44:53Speaker 01

  I wasn't even listening.

• 44:54Speaker 02

  Come on down, he's like, I'm thinking about my.

• 44:56Speaker 00

  Hey Siri, what are dryer sheets made for?

• 44:59Speaker 05

  We're giving you time to think.

• 45:01Speaker 00

  The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep your back, thighs and legs. Sorry, guys, this is a different channel. Hey Siri, what are dryer sheets made for?

• 45:14Speaker 00

  Dryer sheets, she wasn't speak. Dryer sheets are made of non-woven, oh, they're, what are they made of? Okay, fuck this. All right, go ahead.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  I think that, um, people should

• 45:27Speaker 01

  be more aware of their space in an elevator.

• 45:31Speaker 05

  Agree.

• 45:32Speaker 01

  And, and it, you know, during the pandemic, we, we had the separation, everyone was, if I get in an elevator and someone's, for no reason, gets right up near me, it pisses me the fuck off. And in a way I can't even describe. It happened yesterday. I was, um, I was in a hotel and there was a bunch of people there for FIFA, a big FIFA conference. And the one thing that was interesting was all these guys had the same uniform. It was a blue, dark blue suit, white shirt, and some sort of like, cool sneaker.

• 46:00Speaker 00

  Sounds like a soccer player.

• 46:01Speaker 01

  That was the first thing that kind of like, got me feeling a little bit like Larry David, a little pissed off.

• 46:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Just like, why are you all wearing the same thing?

• 46:08Speaker 00

  Maybe they're, uh, they're

• 46:10Speaker 01

  It literally was like a uniform.

• 46:11Speaker 00

  Maybe they play in a football team.

• 46:12Speaker 02

  It's kind of like walking down, like,

• 46:14Speaker 01

  No, they're, they're just the executives.

• 46:15Speaker 00

  Executives.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Executives.

• 46:17Speaker 00

  Maybe they're sponsored by a cool sneaker.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:20Speaker 02

  Like an ASIC.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  A white, cool sneaker. So anyway, I get in the elevator and I've got, you know, my suitcase and my other bag. And three people get in, but they all decide to stand like, like too close to me. And I was like, we have room.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Facial awareness.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  Did you say anything or did you use your body to like?

• 46:38Speaker 01

  I did this one.

• 46:39Speaker 00

  Let them know you're aware.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  And you both know this when I.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:44Speaker 00

  Did they pay you any mind or they were in their business combos?

• 46:46Speaker 01

  They were deep in business combos.

• 46:48Speaker 00

  That's incog- how many floors did you have to?

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Eleven floors.

• 46:51Speaker 00

  Yikes.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  And then I had to say, hey, excuse me.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  To get out.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  Excuse me, to get out. He was blocking the door.

• 46:56Speaker 02

  Even when it opened?

• 46:57Speaker 01

  When it opened, you know.

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Oh, man, like, that's like common.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  That's a pretty good.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  Check if there's.

• 47:01Speaker 00

  This is a positive hill to die on.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  I think most people would agree with that. I don't think it's technically one that, I think you probably have a couple, a lot of people would disagree with.

• 47:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, like what?

• 47:14Speaker 02

  While you're thinking on that, I think it's true, but I could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk to a stranger in an elevator in New York.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  There's, there's some, like, it's a law like that.

• 47:25Speaker 02

  It's a weird law. What? Yeah, I think that's the thing. You could look it up. It could be wrong in the wrong state, but like there's a law where you're not allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Oh, I got, I got one. A hill to die on. Every restaurant should serve breakfast all day.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  A hundred percent. Yes. Especially in a hotel.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  They go, oh, yeah, we're stopped. We stopped serving at 11.

• 47:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, at a hotel. I'm sorry, I just woke up.

• 47:46Speaker 01

  And you should be able to drink at an airport at any time.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  You can do that.

• 47:50Speaker 01

  Amen. Cause you don't know where the, and you can't judge anybody is what I'm saying. If you see somebody.

• 47:54Speaker 02

  You don't know where I'm from.

• 47:54Speaker 01

  Having, you don't know where they came from. These are my hills to die on.

• 47:57Speaker 00

  I would also say, um, if you can, here's what I think we, this should be passed.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:05Speaker 02

  What?

• 48:05Speaker 00

  When Kevin becomes New Jersey governor and then you eventually become the president, is what we should do.

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 48:13Speaker 00

  We should get it passed that if you can recite the entire flight safety briefing, you never have to hear one ever again.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  You should do like a re-up like it's your driver's license. It does expire.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Like you have a certification, you're like, I'm certified.

• 48:27Speaker 00

  If you can, you show it, you're like, all right, good. Go back to watching your show.

• 48:32Speaker 00

  All right. So reminder, guys, if you want to talk to us or you have questions or concerns or comments or things to get off your chest.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 48:40Speaker 00

  At Hey Jonas Podcast on Instagram and TikTok and call us at 1-840-HEY-JONAS. 1-844-395-6627.

• 48:49Speaker 02

  Or you can email us, which is something you can do. At [email protected].

• 48:55Speaker 00

  Right.

• 48:56Speaker 02

  Out of the three.

• 48:57Speaker 00

  And Kevin's personal cell is, you know, when someone sends me an email instead of a text, it kind of stresses me out. You know, like a person you have in your inner circle.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  Oh, you get an email from someone instead of a text and it feels more, I'm like, oh, there's a problem.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  And then they write in the email, if it's easier to contact you, you can just text me and then they give you the number to give you the anxiety push of like.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  Or how about this?

• 49:16Speaker 00

  You haven't responded in 24 fucking hours.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  The bottom of the email says, sent from my iPhone. It's like, I know you have another.

• 49:22Speaker 00

  I think they just do that. It's in the, they just do that.

• 49:24Speaker 02

  No, guys, beyond all of that. Someone leaving a voicemail?

• 49:28Speaker 00

  Oh, I got him from dad.

• 49:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I get a dad one and it's just, hey, Kevin, when you have a minute, if you could give me a call back. It's like, oh God, who died?

• 49:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, he just called me. Actually, I have to call him back. Not right now, but like he just, it's, he's got the, he always, he says, bye-bye at the end of, let's see if he says bye-bye. It's so cute. Ready?

• 49:54Speaker 00

  If you can, give me a phone call. Hope you're doing well. Love you so much. Talk to you in a bit. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. I didn't even know that was gonna happen.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  But tell me that does not sound like someone passed away.

• 50:03Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 50:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, every time.

• 50:07Speaker 00

  Oh God.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Okay, bye-bye.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  Bye-bye.

• 50:16Speaker 02

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  Hey, Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze. It's time for some questions from the producers. Yeah. I've noticed you guys really like Almond Breeze Almond Milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Ooh. Ooh, Kevin's, you know what I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

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  Yeah, straight out the dome.

• 50:56Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

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