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  Yeah.

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  I've noticed you guys really like Almond Breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

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  Ooh.

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  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

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  Yeah, straight out the dome.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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  He needs it on stage. Why do you guys like Almond Breeze so much? It's delicious.

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  Flavor's great, it's smooth, and honestly, it tastes great with coffee.

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  True. Try Almond Breeze, trust us, it's really good. You've probably heard that good things come in threes. Like bacon, lettuce, tomato, rock, paper, scissors, Joe, Nick, Kevin, Jonas, obviously.

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• 2:10Speaker 01

  Hey guys, what's up? It's us. Hey Jonas, uh, you've formerly known as the Jonas Brothers. Now we're podcasters. That's all we do now. We just do podcasts. That's all we do.

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  Nothing else.

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  We're so thrilled you're here. I'm enjoying being a podcaster too. I'm loving it. So cozy. Very cozy. And we need, I need to get one of those, um, treadmills where you can walk and work.

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  I have one.

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  So we can, just like being on stage, you know, we like, we rack up some miles, um, and some, some steps. But if we have one of those, if we have those like walkers, it'd be, be nice for podcasting. The way you speak though, if.

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  I think it might be kind of problematic. Our next guest. Yeah. Speaking of our next guest. Hell yeah. Speaking of.

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  So exciting.

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  Incredibly funny. So funny. Impossibly witty.

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  So talented.

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  Quick. Quick witted and just so fun. Um, breakout role in, in Girl's Trip. Was, was just a masterpiece in comedy. Um, and you know, since then she has, she has just absolutely crushed it on all fronts.

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  And, and has a very full slate going to this year, which we're going to talk about. Busy, busy. I'm quite excited. It's great. It's a good get, guys. It's a good get.

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  Can't wait.

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  Please welcome to the pod, Tiffany Haddish. Yeah.

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  Welcome.

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  What up, bros?

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  What's up?

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  I'm just, I'm just playing you the air horn intro.

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  How are you?

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  Happy. How are you?

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  So good. Oh, I was just waiting to hear your favorite, my favorite line of yours of all time. How are you doing?

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  I was successful. I'm successful.

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  Oh my God. It's my favorite thing in the entire world. I literally.

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  You gotta pay for that one, Ken.

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  Yeah, I guess so. Yeah.

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  Well, I have to be wearing a designer dress usually or feeling, um, just, just finished looking at my bank account or just woke up.

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  Either of those things just happen or no?

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  No, none of those things just happened. That's why I just said I'm happy.

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  Well, we're thrilled that you're here with us.

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  Thanks for taking the time.

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  I'm currently in Montecito and I just was sitting next to LL Kuje and Bob Iger. So.

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  Casual.

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  Wow.

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  And maybe, maybe Meghan Markle and her husband was sitting there and maybe Oprah.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Oh, perfect. Okay. Give us the tea. What did we hear? What, what things are happening? The world we don't know about.

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  Okay.

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  White men are climbing mountains of snow and

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  and yeah, and they're orbiting the moon and, you know, filming galaxies. It's a lot going on.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  I don't want to pry into your personal life, but I have to ask, are you, are you living in Montecito now?

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  No, I live in South Central LA. I'm just visiting Montecito to get the information.

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  To get all the information, to go back and, and yeah.

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  Okay.

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  Yeah, I'll just drive an hour and 20 minutes back to the hood.

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  I, I love Montecito as well, and, and my wife Priyanka, who says hello, by the way, I told her we were speaking before this interview and she was very excited.

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  We love it out there.

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  Tell her I said, hey, I love her so much. Not as much as you do, but I, she's one of my favorite people.

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  She is the best. Um, future podcast guest, guys.

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  Oh, yeah. All right.

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  We might just be lucky enough to, to, to get her on the pod. Um, but that's great. I'm glad you're taking some time to, uh, assess all the things happening in the world.

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  By way of. Keep us posted.

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  Keep us posted. We don't have to speak.

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  I will, I will.

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  But you do have some very exciting things.

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  Yeah, this is what happens. This is what happens. You get invited to Montecito when you have something amazing that just happened, right? It's the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover. Congratulations.

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  The cover, baby.

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  Yeah. That's incredible. How did this come about? How did it make you like, tell us all the details.

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  So basically this all started, I would say back in the 1900s when I came across a picture of my grandmother modeling, right? My grandmother used to be a model back in the 1900s and 50s. And she was like one of the first, uh, few black women to be modeling on television in California.

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  Incredible.

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  And she would tell me these stories and I'd be like, oh, one day I'm gonna do that. And I never got tall enough. I'm like, I'm only 5'6". And when I was in high school, I used to do track and field and I dreamed of being on the cover of Sports Illustrated for being like a track star. I wanted to be, I wanted to be Flojo. And, um, yeah, that didn't pan out. That my track career stopped in 1998. And, uh, but I did go all city and high jump and shot put like I was very talented. But it just didn't pan out. So I fell into comedy and was like, well, that's it. My dreams of being in Sports Illustrated are over.

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  And I remember seeing like, you know, Tyra Banks on the cover and Beyonce and this girl named Danielle. And I'm like, you know what? I, I really want to do this. And so I started, I tore, I tore both my meniscus in 2019. And I started trying, like, doing physical therapy to get it together because I gained all this weight. Like, try to get it together. And one of the things that motivated me to really put in the work was,

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  I want to be a swimsuit model. I want to be a swimsuit model. And my friends are like, well, you could just take pictures of yourself in a swimsuit and post it. And that's it. I'm like, no, I want to be an official, a real deal swimsuit model. Love it. I would post little things and I would tag SI, you know, tag Sports Illustrated and. Oh, you tagged me. I love it. Yeah, eh, eh, over the years since, basically since 2019. And they noticed once. And then I would, you know, little stuff here and there. And it was just on my vision board of something I wanted to do. And last year I was pushing hard. I started pushing hard. And I was pushing my team and they're like, oh, we thought you were joking. I'm like, no, I'm dead serious.

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  Like, get me a meeting, get me something. And they did. And they said, yes, you can do a photo shoot. We cannot promise you the cover, but maybe a portion in the magazine. So I was just happy to just do the photo shoot and maybe get in the magazine. And then I just really started campaigning super hard. And they revealed to me, uh, my manager took me over to Paris Hilton's house, like, blindfolded. I didn't know I was even going there. And they revealed to me that I got the cover. And I'm like, wow. Wow. That's so cool.

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  That's amazing.

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  Can I just ask what, why Paris Hilton's house?

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  I think that's the richest person I know. That's an actual friend.

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  And, and your grandmother's name that inspired?

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  Oh, her name was Alice Wright. Her name was Alice Wright, but her model name was Ari. Ari for Ari. Ari. Wow, what a name. That's so incredible. Congratulations. She was trying to sound French or something, but she was from Broly, California, which is down by Mexico. Where, where did you do the shoot?

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  For the, for the, the cover.

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  We went to Laredo, Mexico to do the shoot and we did it on my birthday, which was so awesome. Best birthday gift ever. And you know, when you get to manifest a dream and it happens on your birthday, it's like the best.

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  It's a beautiful thing.

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  When's your birthday?

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  December 3rd.

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  Which sign is that?

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  I'm a crazy Sagittarius, very honest, very real.

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  That makes sense.

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  Hey Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze. It's time for some questions from the producers.

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  All right. Who started drinking Almond Breeze almond milk first?

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  Actually, I think that was you, Nick.

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  I think it was.

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  Yeah, you're like, you know, guys, I tried this almond breeze in my coffee today.

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  Changed the game for me. All right. Who's the most likely to finish the last carton of almond breeze and not replace it?

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  That's Kevin.

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  Kevin, of course.

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  Yeah.

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  That's someone else's job.

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  Take it, Kev.

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  What's the most random place you drank almond breeze?

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  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

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  Ah, that's a random place for sure. I've noticed you guys really like almond breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

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  Ooh.

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  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what's I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

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  Yeah, straight up to dump.

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  And he usually does it before show.

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  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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  He needs it on stage. Okay. Last question. Why do you guys like almond breeze so much?

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  Well, it just tastes great and it's a great alternative.

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  It is great.

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  It's simply because it's really good.

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  True. Try almond breeze. Trust us. It's really good.

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• 11:31Speaker 01

  Well, you have a ton going on, obviously Sports Illustrated, but, but your, your Peacock show, Tiffany Haddish Goes Off. People are loving, very exciting moment for you. And, you know, obviously got to ask about this, I think it's a brilliant concept of, of self-marriage, of, of being in love and married to yourself and, and inspiring others, I think, to, to do the same. Because that's where I think a lot of issues start in life is when you're, when you're too hard on yourself, down on yourself, and you don't experience that self-love.

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  Totally.

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  So please walk us through kind of how, how this revelation came to be.

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  Well, I had been tossing around the theory for some years and I would say things to my friends and they'd be like, girl, you crazy, but like you're taking yourself away from the opportunity of marrying a man. I'm like, but like, why wouldn't I marry me if the longest relationship I'm gonna have in life is the one with me? Like it's the one that starts and ends, it's the longest one and it's the most transformative one. And, you know, I, I was noticing the nicer I am to me and the more loving I am to me, the kinder the world is and the nastier I am to myself and the more I talk crazy to myself, the nastier the world is.

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  And I realized that I've never really made any true commitments to me. When I went to Africa, I was seeing their marriage traditions and like what they do to prepare for marriage. And I'm like, what are we doing to prepare for the relationship with ourselves? What are we doing to, you know?

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  Be present and like, how am I gonna expect some man to make me happy when I don't know how to make me happy? Like, i- it's kinda hard to tell somebody what you like when you don't know what you like. Mm-hmm. So, I decided like, I'm gonna make a promise and a commitment, cuz that's what a marriage is, is a commitment, to like, stick it out, right? Mm-hmm. And to grow a community, if possible, you know, I- I can't get myself pregnant, but I can. I can't, I mean, I guess I could. With the advances of technology, yeah.

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  Exactly.

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  Still need other genetic DNA to do that, but I have been talking to some scientists in Texas, and apparently, we can do some things with our own flesh, but that's neither here nor there. Anyways. Yeah. That's more from last night's. Anyways, yeah, that's a whole nother, that's a whole nother podcast, guys.

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  Does this mean that dating's off the table completely? Or is this still a thing?

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  No, I'm in an open marriage. I'm in an open marriage.

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  Oh, okay.

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  Ah, okay. Yeah.

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  I'm catching it all now. This is great.

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  Yeah, it's an open marriage with me, uh, I'm, I'm, and I'm open to dating whomever qualifies to be a part of my union. What's some qualifications for to be a part of your union? Well, it's very simple, very easy, very easy qualifications. Um, credit score has to be seven hundred or higher. Okay, copy. Cuz that shows me how responsible you are, and my grandma always said, how a man spends his money is how he'll spend your heart, and if he's frivolous with his money, he'll be frivolous with your heart. Wow, oh, wisdom. And you gotta make sure he's able to maintain, like, you know, maintain things, because as much as you don't wanna believe it, all men will consider you property, they

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  consider you property, in the back of their mind, even if they say they don't, in the back of their mind, they think of you as property, that's why when you get married, they take your name off and put their name on, and you're their woman. So you need to make sure they can maintain the property. Everybody's not qualified to buy mansions, and I'm a little studio apartment in Japan. Very small, very tiny. Anyways. And the other qualifications? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, also, the second requirement would be, um...

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  He has to have an EIN number. Gotta have an EIN number. It has to have it for at least five years or more. If you don't know what an EIN is, don't even try to talk to me because you're not built for leadership. I'm looking for a leader, a boss, someone who knows how to manage five personalities or more because I have at least six. And so.

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  That is so smart.

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  I need to know that you can't, that you have employees, at least five of them. And I want to ask them questions like, you know, do you feel like you're in a safe work environment? Do you feel heard? Do you get mental health days? Because I need those days. Do, do, you know, does, do they do like team building things?

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  Yes.

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  Is it a clean work environment? Like, things that, things that I think apply to relationships. Um, and that's basically it. And then he just has to have good hygiene. And that's it.

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  I have a question on the question here, I guess. What's the first thing you notice? Well, say you're on a date. What's the first thing you notice about someone?

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  Their hands. Uh, dirty nails, dirty D. Get that thing away from me.

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  That's so funny. I, I have like this, this real seared memory in my brain from our mother.

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  Yeah.

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  Who, who told me when I was, I think, six or seven years old. She's like, you gotta have good nail hygiene. Women like a man with good nail hygiene.

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  Yeah.

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  And I was like, so young, but she was building this sort of bigger worldview for me as a, as a man. And I've always been really paranoid about my, my nails.

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  Agreed.

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  As I look down at my nails.

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  They're good. They're good. They're clean.

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  My grandma used to tell me if a man bites his nails a lot, if he has like two, he's a nail biter, that he has a lot of nervous energy and he probably touches himself a lot. So you're, you're gonna need to take care of him in the bedroom so he doesn't bite his nails.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Got it. Wow. Well, there's a driver that I've used in Miami. He bites his nails a lot now. And that's all I've, thank you.

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  He's sexually frustrated, man.

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  I'm not gonna help him on the second part, but I, I hope he figures that out. That's too funny. I was just like, all I can think about now. All right, so switching gears a little bit, we have a couple, you know, mutual friends. Kevin Hart, being one of them, you were amazing at the Kennedy Center, was it Kennedy Center?

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  Yeah.

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  The Mark Twain Award, it was so good. Love Kevin and his now obsession with golf, which is getting truly out of hand. But also Bear Grylls, we both did the Bear Grylls show.

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  Casual.

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  Yeah.

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  You guys are tough.

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  We're tough.

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  That's a whole other thing.

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  I admittedly have not seen your episode of it yet, but I'm gonna go back and watch it. But how did you find the experience to be, because I thought it was one of the most thrilling things I've ever done.

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  It was super fun. I thought I was gonna die twice. And, um, and I was like, oh, my family's gonna be set for life if this happens, if I pass. But.

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  Yeah, I'm definitely rich, I'm definitely worth a lot more dead than I am alive.

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  I was gonna say, did they make you sign any paperwork for like a waiver or any sort of insurance?

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  Yeah, I just signed a lot of paperwork, but also I was like redlining some things.

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  I don't think I really properly reviewed it. I thought it would be pretty chill. And, and the thing is, at the, at the time that we, we shot it, it was in the Sierra Nevadas, which is about 45 minutes away from Mammoth Mountain, where Joe and I used to have a place together, something like that. This is gonna be chill, I'm, I'm familiar with the terrain.

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  I'll just snowboard down if I'm really stuck.

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  We basically pulls up in a helicopter, picks me up, and they drop us off at the top of the Sierra Nevadas, about 10,000 feet. And we have to traverse all day down to the midpoint. And this whole time, there's like a, a big ass, like blizzard happening. And then we stayed overnight in these tents, and I sent a photo to the family on the family group chat of my face bundled up with all these blankets and the tent. And I just was like, if, if this is it, I love you all.

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  But he, but he had me eat, you know, like a, like bugs and a bird that he cooked over a little fire. It was really gnarly.

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  You also walked through a frozen.

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  Frozen lake. Well, I mean, partially frozen, but it was so cold that I thought I was gonna, I was gonna die.

• 19:10Speaker 00

  Tiffany, what was the moment, what was the moment, one of two, because you said there was two moments that you were like, the hell did I get myself into?

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  Yeah, exactly.

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  Like, what, this is not. It's not worth it.

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  We were, I was propelling down a mountain in Utah, a, a, a desert type mountain in Utah. A, a boulder, if you will, propelling down, climbing down. And I thought I did something silly, like a little slip or something of the foot. And I just started kind of flipping and I was like, whee, but really I was in my head like, this is it.

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  No.

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  This is it, you're dead. This is the rap. This is the rap. Your sisters are gonna get all your houses. It's the rap. And I made it down. Okay, just fine. And, and then when I watched the episode, I saw that the rope broke. They never told me that the rope broke. I didn't know that the rope broke, the anchor broke. I had no idea.

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  Whoa.

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  Unbelievable.

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  Oh, we're so happy you're okay.

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  I almost died.

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  Okay, we, we have to ask you a question from this, this bowl.

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  Joe has a bowl of questions. We don't know what they are.

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  It's me.

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  It's ours.

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  I mean, he's throwing it on me.

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  It's your bowl.

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  In case it doesn't land well.

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  No, see, this is, I don't like that.

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  Okay, it's ours. We're gonna take ownership. It's all of our bowl.

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  It's not my podcast.

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  We'll just say it's the universe bowl.

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  There you go.

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  Universe's bowl. The universe's bowl.

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  The universe's bowl.

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  It's got a bunch of random questions. We don't even know what's in here.

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  Okay.

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  I just have to, hold on.

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  There you go.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  It's very zen, actually.

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  Yes, very zen, very zen.

• 20:36Speaker 00

  Just tell me when to stop, Tiffany.

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  And stop.

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  Okay, here we go. I believe you guys threw that on me.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  I mean, just protecting ourselves.

• 20:44Speaker 00

  All right. What's a food combination you eat that you know is wrong?

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 20:48Speaker 00

  It's a good question.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  That's great.

• 20:50Speaker 00

  Okay, I do, I do, this is my bowl.

• 20:52Speaker 06

  Okay, a food combination that I eat that I know is wrong?

• 20:56Speaker 00

  You know is wrong. Maybe by, that could be the general public would think that's gross or you think, you know.

• 21:03Speaker 06

  Okay, so I love, I personally love pickles dipped in Kool-Aid powder.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 21:10Speaker 06

  And a pastrami, pastrami on the side.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Well done.

• 21:15Speaker 06

  In all my pastrami, I want regular yellow mustard. I want it on wheat bread. I want lettuce, tomatoes, black olives, pickles and jalapeno peppers.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 21:28Speaker 06

  With a little mayonnaise, salt and pepper, oil and vinegar.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Wow. What flavor Kool-Aid?

• 21:33Speaker 00

  I wasn't even hungry. Now I'm hungry.

• 21:34Speaker 06

  I love the tropical punch or cherry and or grape. And sometimes I get wild and put a peppermint or a Jolly Rancher in the middle of the pickle and dip it in there.

• 21:47Speaker 00

  A Jolly Rancher in the middle, like, like the hard candy?

• 21:51Speaker 02

  It's like a sweet treat in the center?

• 21:52Speaker 06

  In the middle, it gets all sweet and salty and tangy.

• 21:55Speaker 00

  Damn, I don't know how I feel about this.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  How did you discover that dipping a pickle in Kool-Aid powder was a thing?

• 22:02Speaker 00

  That sounds, Kevin, that sounds oddly sexual.

• 22:04Speaker 06

  Well, it's a, it's a, it's a hood tradition. Anybody that's from the hood, uh, I feel like knows about this. You would get a big pickle, like from the liquor store or the ice cream truck. And you put either a peppermint in there, a Jolly Rancher, or you dip it in the Kool-Aid powder.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  Powder. Wow.

• 22:22Speaker 06

  Yeah. So it's like sweet, tangy, like it's delicious.

• 22:26Speaker 02

  I don't doubt that I would love it. Are these items on your rider?

• 22:29Speaker 06

  No, they're not on my rider because I don't think I should have that on a regular basis, but it's like a little combo that, you know.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  We're gonna try this. We're gonna, this is the first, we're gonna order it. I don't think I can order it from Postmates.

• 22:41Speaker 06

  I don't, I don't think you can order, you're gonna have to order things separately and then like put it together.

• 22:47Speaker 02

  It's a great answer.

• 22:48Speaker 00

  Kevin would love this. This is all the things he likes. And there's a lot of food that Kevin doesn't like.

• 22:52Speaker 06

  Not the sweet pickles. It's gotta be a dill pickle.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Well, I actually think that that would be something I would enjoy, like the sweet and the savory of that would be great.

• 23:01Speaker 00

  I think you would.

• 23:01Speaker 06

  If you want me to come by and make it for you.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  Yes, I'm coming over.

• 23:04Speaker 00

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• 23:05Speaker 02

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• 23:06Speaker 00

  And Joe Jonas from.

• 23:07Speaker 01

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  Hey Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze. It's time for some questions from the producers.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  All right, who started drinking Almond Breeze almond milk first?

• 23:37Speaker 02

  Actually, I think that was you, Nick.

• 23:39Speaker 00

  I think it was.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, you know, guys, I tried this Almond Breeze in my coffee today.

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Changed the game for me. All right, who's the most likely to finish the last carton of Almond Breeze and not replace it?

• 23:48Speaker 00

  That's Kevin.

• 23:49Speaker 01

  Kevin, of course.

• 23:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  That's someone else's job.

• 23:51Speaker 00

  Take it, Kev.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  What's the most random place you drank Almond Breeze?

• 23:55Speaker 00

  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

• 23:57Speaker 01

  Ah, that's a random place for sure. I've noticed you guys really like Almond Breeze almond milk.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 24:04Speaker 00

  Ooh, um, Kevin's, you know what? It's what I found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, straight out the dome.

• 24:12Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

• 24:16Speaker 00

  He needs it on stage.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Okay, last question, why do you guys like Almond Breeze so much?

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Oh, it just tastes great. It's a great alternative.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  It is great.

• 24:23Speaker 00

  It's simply because it's really good.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  True. Try Almond Breeze, trust us, it's really good. You've probably heard that good things come in threes.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  No, I've never heard that.

• 24:31Speaker 00

  Kevin. Yeah, you have. You've got bacon, lettuce, tomato, rock, paper, scissors.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Joe, Nick, Kevin.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, and that is a good one.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  Or because it's cold season, Kleenex lotion tissues.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  There's no three in Kleenex tissues.

• 24:45Speaker 00

  That's where you're wrong, Kev, my friend, listen. Kleenex lotion tissues have three-in-one skin-loving benefits. It protects hands, soothes, and moisturizes your skin.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  I never realized you were so into skincare, Joe.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Come on, who doesn't love to moisturize?

• 24:59Speaker 02

  You've got a good point.

• 25:01Speaker 00

  Oh, and don't forget to tell them about the three thick layers made with coconut oil and olive.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Wow, good things. Really do come in threes for whatever happens next. Grab Kleenex.

• 25:09Speaker 02

  Last time we saw each other was at the Oscars. I just wanted to say that because it makes me sound cool. But Alex, you know, I really, it was great to see you that day. I was asked to play for Reba McEntire's band. I felt very special.

• 25:20Speaker 01

  That's so cool.

• 25:20Speaker 06

  Yeah, you did a great job.

• 25:22Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. You were the last person I saw before I went on stage. It was great. And now you have a music career. My kids love the Lego movies. Oh, my God. So much.

• 25:31Speaker 06

  Thank you.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  My youngest daughter is like a total anime, loves Legos, like just loves all of it. And so the fact that you're in that and the music is incredible. How did you enjoy making the music for it?

• 25:43Speaker 06

  Oh, I loved it. It got me into music. It got me wanting to make more music. Like,

• 25:48Speaker 02

  That's awesome.

• 25:48Speaker 06

  I would make things like just for fun to put like on my comedy shows. And now I'm like making stuff to stream and like making music videos and dropping them in my movies. Yeah, like I love it. If you guys want to do a little collaboration.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  Hey, hey.

• 26:03Speaker 06

  I did something with Jason Mraz when they got nominated for a Grammy. I'm just saying.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  Really? That's amazing. Congrats. Congratulations.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  Grammy nominated. Collab now.

• 26:13Speaker 06

  I've been nominated for a Grammy three times and I won once. So.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  You've done more than us.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  You got more than us. We got two noms.

• 26:19Speaker 06

  Well, you might want to collaborate with me.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, we know who we're calling. That's amazing.

• 26:23Speaker 01

  Coming for number four.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  So Girls Trip in the first one, you guys filmed in New Orleans, right?

• 26:29Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  So I loved the film. The zip line moment in that, in over Bourbon Street is just unbelievable.

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Iconic.

• 26:37Speaker 02

  It's so good. And I laughed so hard. You know, when you're watching a movie on a plane and you laugh a little too hard? That was me. Like, like you start laughing next to somebody that definitely starts looking at you and then looking at the screen and just like, hmm, something's wrong with this person. That was me watching that scene. Uh, I, I can't wait for the second one. Uh, congratulations.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Sequel.

• 26:58Speaker 06

  Thank you. The second one is, look, I just read the script a few weeks ago for the second one. It is hilarious. I, it made me laugh, like, it's hard to make me laugh out loud while reading. And it made me laugh out loud while reading.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  Oh, that's awesome.

• 27:13Speaker 06

  So, and more than once, like four times.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  So don't watch it on a plane, Kevin. Got it?

• 27:19Speaker 06

  And we're shooting in Africa, so.

• 27:21Speaker 00

  Oh, wow.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Nice. That'll be fun. When are you shooting that?

• 27:26Speaker 06

  Uh, we're supposed to shoot in the fall.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  Congratulations. That's awesome. With a movie like that, how many weeks will you be on set? You think it'll be a few months?

• 27:33Speaker 06

  I think it'll be two months.

• 27:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Maybe six weeks.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Fantastic. We love a sequel.

• 27:38Speaker 00

  Yes, we do.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  We've got some fan questions for you.

• 27:41Speaker 06

  Okay, let's go.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, this is from Catherine. It says, if you hosted the Ultimate Girls Trip with any celebrities, who's invited?

• 27:48Speaker 06

  Okay, so I'm going to take...

• 27:52Speaker 06

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 27:55Speaker 06

  Okay, wait, wait, wait. How, what kind of girls' trip are we having? Are we having like a retreat? Like we're spiritual healing here or we outside?

• 28:02Speaker 01

  Let's do two categories. We'll do, we'll do the retreat version and we'll do the, we're going out, out. Going out, out.

• 28:07Speaker 06

  Okay, so the retreat version, I would invite Oprah Winfrey.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 28:12Speaker 06

  Uh, I would invite Jane Fonda.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 28:16Speaker 06

  And I would invite Zendaya.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  Great.

• 28:20Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  Smart.

• 28:21Speaker 00

  I feel like, I feel like Jane Fonda could be at both trips.

• 28:24Speaker 06

  Oh, Jane Fonda would be on the, on the wild one as well.

• 28:27Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah.

• 28:29Speaker 06

  Okay, that's my girl. Uh, Chelsea Handler, uh, Natasha Lyonne.

• 28:35Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 28:35Speaker 06

  And Gayle King. Gayle King off the chain.

• 28:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  Gayle King.

• 28:42Speaker 06

  Baby. I would love to go on a trip though with Tiana Taylor, Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B as well.

• 28:46Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. That, it sounds fun as well.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:49Speaker 00

  That's a movie.

• 28:50Speaker 01

  To space.

• 28:50Speaker 00

  To space.

• 28:52Speaker 01

  To space.

• 28:52Speaker 06

  Now, Kiki Palmer and I, we, we have a lot of fun already.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  I can imagine.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  So I would love to do something with her. If it was me with Kiki Palmer, Raven, Simone, and Jada, that would be interesting.

• 29:10Speaker 01

  That would be fun.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  We used to be neighbors with, uh, Raven, Simone, didn't we?

• 29:14Speaker 00

  Yes, we did.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  When we first moved to LA.

• 29:16Speaker 00

  Apartment overlooked our home.

• 29:17Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 29:18Speaker 00

  We felt, we were nervous.

• 29:20Speaker 01

  We were nervous.

• 29:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was like we were just getting in the Disney scene.

• 29:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:25Speaker 00

  We were like, she was the queen.

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Where was y'all at? Downtown L.A. or something?

• 29:28Speaker 00

  This was in Taluka Lake.

• 29:31Speaker 06

  Oh, it's Taluka Lake.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was right by all the Disney offices, so they filmed everything.

• 29:35Speaker 00

  They kept us close.

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. Kinda.

• 29:37Speaker 00

  They had been eyes on us, yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Well, this has been so fun, and we really appreciate your time.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  Congratulations again on the cover. It's unbelievable.

• 29:44Speaker 06

  Thank you, guys.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  On the cover, and we're gonna collab, because we need a Grammy.

• 29:49Speaker 06

  Okay, let's do it. I can sing, I can rap, I can do, I can even beatbox.

• 29:56Speaker 00

  We need all of it.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Boom.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Cannot wait.

• 29:59Speaker 06

  I'll play the accordion.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Can you really?

• 30:02Speaker 06

  Yes, I can.

• 30:03Speaker 00

  Hell, yeah.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  Whoa. Done. Thank you so much again.

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Everybody.

• 30:07Speaker 06

  Thank you, guys. Peace.

• 30:10Speaker 00

  Peace.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  Bye-bye.

• 30:11Speaker 06

  See ya. Peace.

• 30:12Speaker 00

  I gotta pickles and Kool-Aid now.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  I think I gotta try it.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  What a great, what a great guest.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, she's so great.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  What a lovely person.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, what a career.

• 30:21Speaker 00

  Amazing. That was lots of fun.

• 30:23Speaker 02

  Learned a lot today. Didn't know she played accordion. Didn't know she has a Grammy.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  She has a Grammy and we don't.

• 30:28Speaker 02

  Grammy, not nominated, Grammy winner.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  She's got more nominations than us, too.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  I think, I think we have three.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  We have two.

• 30:35Speaker 00

  We have two.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Hey, Siri, how many Grammy nominations do the Jonas Brothers have?

• 30:40Speaker 01

  It's two.

• 30:41Speaker 00

  Was Cake nominated? Cake by the Ocean?

• 30:42Speaker 01

  No.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  Hmm, probably a bit, bit too silly for the Grammys.

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Jealous was not nominated.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  The Jonas Brothers have received two Grammy nominations. First, yep, for Sucker and for Best Pop Duo Group. Uh, we lost, we lost to Adele for Best New Artist, which is rightfully so.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  And then, uh, the other category was for Best Pop Vocal Performance. I hope we lose two there.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Best Duo Group.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  No, I don't think we got that. I don't know what we were nominated for.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Let's see.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  It was Duo Group.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, they've combined the category, that's the thing.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Which is stupid.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  So, I'm just gonna go on a rant, it's fine, I can, I'm gonna do it, because I have whatever. They've combined the category of...

• 31:18Speaker 01

  Hold on.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  Before you say anything, Kevin. We love the Grammys.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Yes, we do.

• 31:23Speaker 01

  We'd love a Grammy.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  I'm actually not a part of this company. These guys have been really negative about the Grammys this whole time. I was just bringing to light that we love...

• 31:31Speaker 01

  We love you guys.

• 31:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, we absolutely do.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  We just love all the people at Grammys.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  What I'm about to say is they have combined the two categories of duo group and just a group into a single. So any collaboration that any two people do or anyone does is in the same group as a band or a group that is essentially one entity, like a pop vocalist.

• 31:54Speaker 01

  But we have no, we.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  We have no quarrels about it. I'm just saying, maybe.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  I don't even go here. I don't know what's going on.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  I don't know where the Grammys are.

• 32:02Speaker 01

  All right.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Bye bye.

• 32:03Speaker 01

  Bye bye.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Bye bye.

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