Kevin, why do you have 8 Christmas trees??

It’s beginning to look a lot like…wait, it’s not even Thanksgiving! See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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  Hey, Jonas.

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  Hey, guys, it's the holiday episode.

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  Yes, this holiday edition of Hey Jonas is presented by Starbucks, helping celebrate the season with family.

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  And of course, the peppermint mocha.

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  Oh, yes.

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  I do love a peppermint mocha.

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  It does feel like the holidays.

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  It does.

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  And the marker of that for me is your birthday, Kevin, which is today.

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  Yeah.

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  Oh, happy birthday, guys.

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  What better way to celebrate a birthday in November than celebrating Christmas?

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  You're turning 30, you turned 39?

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  I'm 39.

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  Oh, wow.

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  One more to go, guys.

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  When is it too early to start playing holiday music at home?

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  It's never too early.

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  At home? The minute Halloween's over.

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  You just do what you want to live your life.

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  Mariah DeFrosts, and here we go.

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  I like to wait till, I'm an after Thanksgiving guy.

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  I think that Thanksgiving break is when it begins.

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  I know that's a little offensive to a lot of listeners out there, but...

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  It's kind of offensive to me, because we have a song, Christmas song.

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  Yes.

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  You just played, and I would like people to play it as soon as they want.

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  So I'm all about us singing our song, but I may not be listening to Bing Crosby just yet.

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  I feel you.

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  That's fair. We have a date on the calendar to start decorating Christmas, and it's November 15th.

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  You put this in the calendar?

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  We talked about this like before the tour started. What day I was gonna fly home, so I was prepared to help Danielle do it, because it is a job.

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  How many trees in there, big house?

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  One, two, three. I'm literally gonna count for a second. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

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  Eight Christmas trees?

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  Eight Christmas trees.

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  Are they real or fake?

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  They are all fake.

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  Why?

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  Thank you, Ballsome Hill.

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  Do these vary in size? What's going on?

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  They do vary in size, color, and decoration style.

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  Interesting. Eight trees is, I think, six too many.

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  Where do they go?

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  You have a tree that's like, all our trees combined in one room.

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  It's still one tree.

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  One tree. That's true.

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  Counts as one.

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  So Valentina has a tree in her room. She's got a stitch-themed tree.

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  Okay, that makes sense. That's fun.

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  Alina has a pink tree in her room that is very girly, bows, very pretty.

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  Lovely.

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  There is...

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  Limited to?

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  No, not limited to.

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  Room trees, they got room trees.

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  They have room trees.

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  Okay.

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  Our main tree, our family room tree, is the main tree.

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  The big one.

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  We have a tinsel tree in our kitchen.

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  It's a tiny one?

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  No, it's full-size, nine footer.

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  Nice.

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  Nine foot?

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  Tinsel tree. What the helli?

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  And then we have a playroom tree.

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  Playroom tree.

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  That is a, that literally looks like a, it's like candy tree.

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  Do you store these somewhere?

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  Yeah, we cellophane wrap them. I'm not kidding, we actually cellophane wrap them.

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  With ornaments on?

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  Danielle takes the ornaments and flips them upside down like a department store, and then wire ties them on, so they stay upright.

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  Whoa.

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  Yeah, and then we cellophane them. There's, we built a new home, and I built a storage facility.

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  You built a new home for your trees?

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  We built a new home, and in this new home...

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  So many trees.

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  I was like, holy shit.

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  We built a storage, we built a storage room that's for the trees in the garage.

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  Okay, that makes sense. That's really impressive. Well done.

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  So we decorate them once, and we carry them out year in.

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  Do you decorate your own tree? You don't pack your own bags, so...

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  I haven't been packing my, well, that notorious story of me not packing my bag, that saved me some problems when I forgot an item that you wanted me to bring with us to the Masters. It was nice, expensive cigars, and I forgot them.

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  I reminded him three times.

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  But I then defended myself by saying, I did not pack my bag. You cannot be mad at me for forgetting this.

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  You said it like this, I don't pack my own bags, like, as if it was an absurd notion.

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  It was kind of, it was my diva era, okay? I, to answer your question, I like to decorate some of the tree. I think it's a nice sentiment for me and my children to share that experience together.

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  Just like dad did.

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  Yeah, I will not do what dad does, though. I mean, I really respect the thoughtfulness that our father would go from 8:00 AM, the time we would all wake up, until usually around like 9:00 PM, finish decorating. We would slowly decorate the tree as a family, and then one day he just was like, I'm not doing this anymore.

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  It was a process.

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  Yeah, and then he's like, okay, we're done. But I do have ornaments that our mother has probably given us all. This significant ornament, the only ornament they could afford.

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  So anyway, you do decorate some of it.

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  I do, do, I decorate some of it, but dad and mom, their first ornament they could afford were little apples.

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  Oh, yeah.

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  Candy apple ornaments, and they gave, they gave, well, I think all of us.

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  I did not get any.

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  You didn't get the original one?

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  Okay, well.

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  Yeah, I'm sorry.

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  But I like to, it's a nice sentiment, kind of a humbling thing.

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  Our holiday decorating actually begins at the end of October, early November, depending on the year. With Diwali.

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  Diwali.

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  Hell, yeah.

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  So Happy Diwali to all of those who celebrate.

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  Congrats, you had an epic party, I saw the photos.

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  We had a fantastic party.

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  Really wish I could have been there.

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  It started off as a dinner, and it snowballed into a party.

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  I laughed when you and Pre were on the phone, I, I think you were in my car, and I heard you go, well, we just have, we just have to, we have to throw it in the bar now, there's just too many people coming, which is just, you guys should always assume everyone's gonna say yes.

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  Yeah.

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  Unless they can be there.

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  Most people did, and it was a fun time. Anyway, so we have our driveway, which is lined with lights, which is symbolic of...

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  Can I ask you about that?

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  Sure.

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  I wanted to ask you about the lights, because my neighbors are all, their houses are already lit up, and it's awesome. And I feel like I want to do that, because I love our house lit up, just in solidarity with you guys.

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  You can. Your sister-in-law is Indian, and we celebrated.

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  I love the lights.

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  Your gift was so nice. You and Danny sent us this beautiful kind of runner for the table with a Happy Diwali sign.

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  Nice.

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  Wood sign, it's really nice. Anyway, so the driveway lined up with lights, which symbolizes, you know, new beginnings.

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  It symbolizes light over darkness. It's very nice, and that kind of leads us seamlessly into Thanksgiving. And...

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  It's giving, thanks.

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  We like the tree to go up just after Thanksgiving.

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  That's fair. I do like a Thanksgiving when you could see the tree.

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  December 3rd is kind of our window.

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  I love watching a Christmas movie on Thanksgiving night when you're all fat and happy.

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  We don't typically host Thanksgiving, so we get away with decorating early.

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  You know what Christmas movie anyone can watch on Disney Plus?

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  Yeah, that's true.

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  I know who we need to have on a holiday episode. A Colleen Culkin. And Brenda Song, we should have both of them.

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  Anyway, what I was gonna say was, our movie, our Christmas movie.

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  Yeah.

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  A Very Jonas Christmas.

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  It is really good, though.

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  It's our movie, A Very Jonas Christmas.

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  A lot of people come up to us like, yo, that was actually really funny.

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  Hey, I love when they say actually.

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  Yeah.

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  It was actually funny.

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  Well, the expectation, let's be real, we also had a quite...

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  I didn't want to watch it.

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  Kevin was against watching it.

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  You were afraid to watch it.

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  I was afraid to watch it.

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  I told you guys, I was like, hey.

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  This is very funny.

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  It's really funny, it's really good.

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  I guess it's just the experience sometimes outweighs your like, I really hope it's good because I had such a fun time doing this. And then sometimes you watch the material, you're like, oh, man, it's not as good as the experience.

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  It was fun. Jessica Yu, our director of the movie, was also at the party.

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  She's fantastic.

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  She's the best.

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  She's a great time. Okay, we have the bowl of questions. This episode today, that is brought to you by our friends at Starbucks, ringing in the holiday season.

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  They think it's really fun when we do the bowl, so we're gonna go.

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  Bowl brought to you by Starbucks.

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  I think these are all holiday-themed questions.

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  It's a great way to start it off here on November 5th.

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  Why don't you pass one down to Nick?

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  Do I get to go first?

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  Yeah, you read it first.

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  Cool. You're in charge of Santa's rebrand. What's his new outfit, vehicle, and catchphrase? I'm gonna be honest, if you've seen the movie The Santa Claus, also on Disney Plus.

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  Wake up, daddy, show him.

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  There you go. They give him the fireproof suit.

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  They kind of do a rebrand in that movie.

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  They do a rebrand, and they bring, and the chocolate chip cookies out of the CD, the chocolate...

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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  And then the ELFs come out.

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  It was, it was...

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  Back then, that was it.

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  Make that now.

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  We gotta get David Krumholz on the podcast.

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  Yeah, love to.

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  He's amazing.

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  Let's get them all.

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  Let's get them all the, all the heroes from our, our childhood.

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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  Yeah.

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  Oh, my God. Jingle all the way.

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  I think we can make that happen.

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  Arnold and Patrick.

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  Okay. Would you rather your family give you an annual performance review at Thanksgiving or let them write your new year's resolution? I would love a formal review. I do great with feedback. And I think it'd be, it'd be really interesting to see sort of like what the consistence, consistency is between the feedback.

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  I hit the wrong one.

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  That feels more like feedback, not the air horn.

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  But the feedback can be positive.

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  It's just a review, performance review. You know what I really want? Greg has said this a few times, and I'm going to steal his bit, but Greg, I'm giving you credit.

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  Greg Grabowski.

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  I want to, I want a receipt at the end of every year of all the, all the, the, all the stats. How much sleep I got, like on average, how many delicious Starbucks drinks I had throughout the course of the year. I mean,

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  That could be dangerous.

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  There's a, there's a guy on using like AI tools and he did this for himself. No, no, no, just hear me out. He did this for himself to keep track of it and it creates a, like a virtual himself. So every time he feeds himself anything, it like does it and it keeps track of it and it's keeping like a true stats of himself. It is kind of interesting to see.

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  Can he kiss himself?

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  Maybe. It is getting weird out there.

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  Joe, you're up.

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  I just, I don't know. Just asking. This is Nick Jonas.

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  This is Kevin Jonas.

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  And Joe Jonas from Hey Jonas. This episode is brought to you by State Farm.

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  You don't have a pet. You've got a guaranteed good morning before you've even opened your eyes. You've got a reason to go outside on days you really don't want to. You've got a 45 pound reminder that most human problems can be solved with a belly rub. So this holiday season, say thanks to the pet who treats every morning like Christmas morning and get anything for your everything. Only at PetSmart.

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  Plans get crazy this time of year. Holiday shopping, family parties, seasonal activities. It never ends. All fun things, but everyone is running around like crazy.

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  And you know what else is running? Your nose. It sure doesn't stop in this colder weather and that is no fun.

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  Well, that's why you should never leave home without Kleenex Snap and Go. It's the ultra soft tissues you love. Now made to fit inside any bag and a snap shut for clean tissue anytime, anywhere you need it.

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  With Kleenex Snap and Go, there's always a clean tissue within reach to make it through all your plans.

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  For whatever happens next, grab Kleenex. This episode is sponsored by Starbucks.

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  I always think it's funny how everyone has that one thing that immediately tells them the holidays are amongst us.

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  For some people, it's the decorations. For others, it's hearing that first holiday song.

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  For me, it's when I start seeing those red Starbucks holiday cups everywhere.

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  That's a good one. The holidays are a reminder to slow down and enjoy everything that's happening around you. Is that right, guys?

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  That's right. And honestly, some of my favorite holiday memories are just the simple stuff. Catching up with family, seeing friends, putting music on, grabbing a holiday drink to take a break from the chaos.

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  Those little traditions are what you remember.

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  Our dad loves a good peppermint mocha from Starbucks.

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  And I'm more of a caramel brulee latte person, but once that comes back, it is officially holiday season.

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  Sometimes the best part of the holidays is just finding the time to meet up, grab a coffee and catch up to people you haven't seen in a while.

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  So grab a holiday favorite from Starbucks and spend a little time with the people who make the season special. Wow. Okay, here we go. I'm just asking. Santa gets to read either your group chat or your search history.

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  Which are you handing over?

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  As everybody knows, I'm not going to hand over my group chat.

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  Yeah. Well, as we've, if you've listened to the other, our most recent podcast episodes, I would probably let, I mean, I don't know. Isn't Santa kind of like everywhere? He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows what you're searching.

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  That's Jesus.

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  He sees you when you're sleeping is creepy.

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  And you're awake. The whole song's creepy. He knows what websites you go to and when you use a VPN. Hey. You better watch out. Better not spout. You better not send a dirty photo in your texts because Santa's gonna read them out loud. Okay. No?

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  All right. You have to eat Thanksgiving dinner with one utensil, a whisk, tongs, or an ice cream scoop. What's your strategy?

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  Oh, I mean, honestly, it's kind of a flex. If you show up somewhere and you just have like a whisk and you're like, like with super.

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  I think I would take the tongs.

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  Yeah, you can grab.

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  Yeah. Well, we should try that. We should try that for just a challenge.

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  Definitely get into Mom's Sweet Potatoes with an ice cream scoop, though.

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  Oh, yeah.

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  It's pretty much dessert. Does Santa Claus wear his Santa suit all year round? Obviously not. You, I, there's, there's lots of pictures of him.

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  A lot of Hawaiian shirts.

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  A lot of Hawaii. He goes to Hawaii often.

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  Yeah.

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  Or tropical locations.

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  Who are you picking to join your fantasy football team? Rudolph, Jack Skellington, or Frosty the Snowman?

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  What about?

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  J J McCarthy.

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  Oh, J J McCarthy. Why are you getting all of these?

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  It's, it's, it's part two. It is.

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  This is fantastic. Well, anyway, I'd say Rudolph.

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  Yeah.

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  He plays reindeer games.

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  Reindeer games. And also you could be like, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. There he is. Missile. You know, that's a ball being thrown.

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  I'm gonna go Frosty as the ball would probably get stuck in him and be a great receiver.

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  Person next to you is your secret Santa and their budget is $5. What do you hope they get you? Scratchers.

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  It's a perfect gift for $5.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Chapstick. Kevin was just talking about the good chapstick. What is it called, Kev?

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  We were talking about chap, we tried to buy chapstick yesterday.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  We did try to buy chapstick yesterday.

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  Heartbreaking. That store closed.

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  I know.

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  But now you can buy, you can buy them in Nordstrom's, but.

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  Chapstick talk. I am, I am rocking Burt's Bees right now, which I don't, Burt's Bees, I love you, but sometimes it gets a little spicy.

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  Yeah, that's, that's tough.

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  It's, it's cold to the touch and it really illuminates the redness of your lips. That's why I'm hiding behind this microphone today.

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  It's called Fix My Skin and it's 1% hydrocortone in the, in the chapstick. So what it does is it takes down the inflammation so it can actually heal overnight.

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  Oh, I have a bone to pick.

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  This is riveting stuff here on the pod today, guys.

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  Bone to pick. If your significant other

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  has that's plump lip stuff and they don't tell you and they kiss you, that's like, that hurts.

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  Yeah.

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  That's like, that's, that's, that's, that's, we're going to court.

• 17:22Speaker 03

  Priyanka doesn't have to do that. Her lips are already plump.

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  No.

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  But I, you know.

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  Same, but.

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  Anyway, one more question.

• 17:33Speaker 00

  What is your gossip girl reason for leaving the Thanksgiving table?

• 17:36Speaker 01

  So it's politics.

• 17:38Speaker 00

  It's probably a good one.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  I don't know. That's more enjoyable because it's just fun to watch.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Not, not being included in the, uh, the ornament.

• 17:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, I would be like, mother.

• 17:47Speaker 01

  Here we go. You have to fill a stocking using only things currently in your car. What's going in it? Okay, Ollie Pop. Found one of those. I have a lot of stuff in my car. Of course, there's Tums in there.

• 18:00Speaker 03

  There's Tums everywhere.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  Tums everywhere.

• 18:02Speaker 00

  Tums chalk, chalk stomach.

• 18:03Speaker 01

  I hate the chalky ones. I like the smoothies ones. Um, there's some throat sprays. Uh, what else did you find? Nick was going through my stuff today.

• 18:11Speaker 03

  He has some tissues.

• 18:11Speaker 01

  He found some, yeah, that was good. Wipes are always important.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  You've got like mouthwash and stuff like that.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  I do have mouthwash in my car, which I don't know why.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  And then in your glove box, you, you have like a little kit for something. Looks like a first aid kit, maybe? I don't know.

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a first aid kit. You never know.

• 18:27Speaker 03

  It's very smart.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  It's great.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  I mean, driving my family around the car, dad stuff. I got a lot of dad stuff. You know, you're gonna get some like squishy toys probably too.

• 18:35Speaker 00

  You know what I just put in my car?

• 18:36Speaker 01

  A, a Christmas tree.

• 18:37Speaker 00

  No. Great answer, Joe. That actually was very funny.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Actually was really funny.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  I got those new like, you know, pop up chairs, but the ones that are with the springs with the, that are the rocker.

• 18:50Speaker 01

  Hit it with one.

• 18:51Speaker 03

  Did I put you onto those?

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, you put me onto it and I saw a bunch of parents at my daughter's flag football game that had them and I was unbelievably jealous.

• 18:59Speaker 03

  Oh, they're great.

• 19:00Speaker 00

  So I, I hooked that right up.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  Accessories and attachments too, so you can.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  I need one. Okay.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  Have your stuff. All right. We gotta, gotta, gotta go on stage. Kevin's birthday is happening. I know it's happening.

• 19:09Speaker 01

  We gotta get a cake. Thanks to Starbucks and their holiday drinks, like the peppermint mocha.

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Thank you very much.

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• 19:20Speaker 03

  Stream our song, please. Kevin needs more Christmas trees.

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