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• 1:29Speaker 00

  Gentlemen, welcome back to the pods. It's great to have you guys on.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Good to see you, man. We're in person.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  I'm excited. We have big news, big news.

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  Hold on, let me hit all the buttons. Yo, that's illogical. I can't have it. That was a good one.

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  That's so good.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  Yep.

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  Yep.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Give us the one. Not that one.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Okay, we got big news, guys. Guess what?

• 1:51Speaker 00

  Okay, we were sitting around thinking about what were some of our favorite shows we've ever played, and Madison Square Garden came up a few times.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Yes.

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  And our first ever real big-

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  Stage, we're gonna play this, was MSG. Locals call it MSG. And we also were on a tour way back when called the Burning Up Tour.

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  Yes, so we thought, what could we do to cap off what's gonna be an epic week for us? We've got the Camp Rock 3 premiere, which we are executive producing and doing a cameo in. And then we've got the Disney Legends induction.

• 2:21Speaker 00

  They're inducing us.

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  We're induced, I like it.

• 2:26Speaker 01

  We're gonna cap all this off by going back to Madison Square Garden on August 20th and 21st for the Burning Up All Over Again.

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  All Over Again.

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  Show, celebration.

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  You may ask, what does that mean? We don't even know.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  We do know.

• 2:41Speaker 00

  We do know, but it's gonna be August 20th and 21st, that's right.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Let's get some background. So, we're gonna bring back elements from the original Burning Up Tour.

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  Such a good show.

• 2:50Speaker 01

  And incorporate them in this new and exciting version.

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  Maybe some visuals, some setlist items.

• 2:55Speaker 01

  Yes, lots of things, lots of things. On sale Thursday with pre-sale code, and then officially on sale for everybody on Friday. Kevin, what are you most excited about?

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  I, well, one of my most excited about, just going back to Madison Square Garden. You know, we played it, last time we played was MSG, we played for the 2019 Happiness Begins Tour. Which is great, two nights. But going back to make it a special night, it's not even the kickoff to a tour this time. This is literally just making these two nights this year special.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  Love it. Joe and you, what are you most excited about?

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  Our stage design, wardrobe, revising certain songs and setlists, bringing this show back to life. And just being in New York, I mean, so exciting.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  New York summers, baby.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  You think you're gonna ride your bike to the gig?

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  Depends on the temp outside. But I usually, when we have New York, it's a tradition that I ride a bike to the first New York.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  You did do that at Yankees?

• 3:51Speaker 00

  Yankees, I did.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  You guys didn't ask me what I'm most excited about.

• 3:53Speaker 00

  What are you most excited about, Nick? Merch, songs, fire.

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  I don't know.

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  There is, to name a few.

• 3:59Speaker 01

  It is Burning Up All Over Again.

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  The merch is going to be fire, and there's going to be fire, and the setlist is going to be.

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  Go.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Bringing it back, burning up all over again.

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  It's one of the most important songs in our whole catalog.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Be a lot of red dresses, a lot of sea of red out there.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  Encourage everybody to wear red to the show.

• 4:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's a good idea.

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  It's gonna be a sea of red, the red sea.

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  The red sea.

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  Biblical.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  Is Joe gonna part it? Talking about those shows, though, the original MSG Burning Up Tour shows, that's when that album came out. Went to Virgin Megastore that night and it was just chaos.

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  We decided to riot, we almost got arrested.

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  We did.

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  Cause of you.

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  I said, we're gonna be there.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  You got on your BlackBerry and you tweeted out.

• 4:39Speaker 02

  I did, actually. It was my BlackBerry.

• 4:40Speaker 01

  Your BlackBerry tweeted out, meet us in Times Square. And then you said it from stage as well.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  And you said, I did. Remember, we did have that voicemail thing. We could like leave a voicemail for our fans.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Was it called Say Now?

• 4:51Speaker 02

  I think so, yeah. Should bring it back.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Say now. Let's do it again. Let's, let's go to Times Square after our show on the 20th.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  It is a Disney store now, old Virgin Megastore. So maybe we just, you know.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  We know somebody at Disney.

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  Yeah, we just take it over.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Update, I forgot to tell you guys, I went to Disney last week.

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  Oh, and you rode roads, rode roads, rode roads, ride, ride roads, you rode the rides.

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  Did you?

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  I'll say this, we are.

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  Family.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Now Disney legends.

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  Not officially yet, but yes.

• 5:20Speaker 01

  We're about to be. It kinda hits hard. Not gonna lie, going to Disney as a Disney legend, it feels like you're a diplomat. Like, we've gone, we've, and listen.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  What makes it different? This is so exciting.

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  This is.

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  They're like, thank you for your service.

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  I'm gonna be real with everybody. It's like, that's too far, but it's, it's sort of.

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  There's an air about it.

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  Yeah, they're like, oh, so good, you know, they're like, you should go.

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  There's a legend.

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  I'm gonna go. I love it.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  Free said something like, oh, you know, cause you're like a Disney icon and the guy that was with us was like, legend, actually.

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  Oh.

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  Fire.

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  Something to 20, you're like, thank you for saying that.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  No, I just. That's so cool.

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  I can't wait to update my LinkedIn.

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  We were talking about.

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  Also, big news, Malty is 40 inches.

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  Oh, she can ride the rides. She could. 38 inches and go.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  And she was loving it. She's fearless. She is fearless. Didn't like was.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Big Thunder Mountain, the whole thing, but which one?

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  She did it all. The only thing she didn't like was, um, she kept calling him Darth Vader, but it's Kylo Ren.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Oh, that's gonna be scary.

• 6:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, scary. Comes in with a sword. Why is he so mad? Back to important stuff here.

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  Yes.

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  New York City, MSG, 20th, 21st. No better person to celebrate this big announcement than one of our favorites.

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  Who's not from New York, but has been there for a very long time. Going back to 2001, when he first came on the scene on SNL. And he's the host of Late Night with Seth Meyers. Please welcome our friend, your friend, Seth Meyers.

• 6:42Speaker 02

  Seth Meyers.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  You came in pretty dark. You looked a little haunting there for a second.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  For a second, it looked like he was a ghost.

• 7:00Speaker 06

  But now I want you to see the real me. And just as a reminder, when you host your own podcast, you just get a lot more closeups. It doesn't have to be a wide shot to get three people.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's difficult, three. But you're well versed in podcasts. You have not one, but two podcasts.

• 7:15Speaker 06

  Yeah, I have two podcasts.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  How do you handle that? Is it just?

• 7:17Speaker 06

  It's harder. It's harder than you think it's gonna be when you agree to do one. I sort of started them both at the same time. I feel like if I'd started one first, I probably wouldn't have tripped into the second one. But look, I do one with my brother, so I can highly recommend that. And then I do another one with the Lonely Island guys, and you know them, so.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  And they're funny, and you're funny. And we saw a great clip from your pod with the Lonely Island guys about our appearance. I think it was in 2008 or 09. Property of the Queen, which feels slightly problematic now.

• 7:44Speaker 06

  I don't know. Is it that? I don't think it's that problematic.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  Well, the Queen passed.

• 7:50Speaker 06

  I mean, in the age of what's problematic today, that's just the passage of time, you guys. That's just the passage of time. Yeah, that was great. We mostly just shouted out how you guys had actually pre-existing really good songs. That made it a lot easier for the Lonely Island that week.

• 8:05Speaker 01

  It was, you know, always a dream to be honest. Now, when we got to do it, you were very kind to let us actually pitch our own idea. Because this is a little inside baseball, but there is a meeting that happens with the guest, whether you're the musical guest or the host, where the writers come in and they say, "We'd love to hear your ideas." And then they say, you know, "Great, here's what you're gonna do." And then, you know, they ask you if you can do impressions, which we couldn't do impressions. But we did say, we have this side project band with a couple of songs that we already have kind of written, and you guys were gracious enough to let a bunch of teenagers come in and actually do that, so thank you.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  May dreams come true.

• 8:43Speaker 06

  It's weird. I think that thing of, "Do you do any impressions?" is... It's like the icebreaker first date question. They don't really care about the answer because it's so rare that anybody actually has one.

• 8:55Speaker 00

  Right. Has anyone come in and been like blown you away with their impression?

• 8:58Speaker 06

  I remember Christina Aguilera did like an incredible Samantha from Sex and the City.

• 9:03Speaker 00

  Wow. Oh, that's good.

• 9:04Speaker 06

  And she was like, I do this. And we were like, all right, let's hear it. And you're like, oh, okay. So that's basically like a tonally perfect Kim Cattrall. And then, but the fact that you guys were like, we don't do impressions, but we have songs. Like, imagine if you're the Lonely Island guys and you're like, how do we write a new song every week? And then you guys show up and you're like, we have a lot of them that you're free to have.

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  We have one called, Our Love Is Like The Great Wall Of China. It's So Big.

• 9:28Speaker 06

  Yeah. I will say you guys are really good at writing songs. Every song in Property The Queen, probably it's best that we only heard it for like 30 seconds to 45 seconds.

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  Yeah, there was, there was a few reasons.

• 9:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, maybe not full tracks.

• 9:38Speaker 00

  One, one thing that happens in those humbling writing meetings, and this is also in the writing world of songwriting, but at least for SNL, it's walking in and the one thing you, you, we always spoke about afterwards, being on SNL a few times now, is if you hear the, oh, that's actually, that's really funny. You never know how to take that.

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  Yeah.

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  You're like, thank you. Thank you?

• 10:02Speaker 06

  I think that's good. It's like that scene in a like a, a movie about musicians where the first time the sound engineer is like, like looks up because it's like, oh, all I do is listen to terrible music. And this is like an actually, but yeah, we, we probably do give away too often that we're mostly unimpressed when we're like, whoa, go back and say that again? That's actually funny.

• 10:26Speaker 00

  So you're obviously like, this is kind of time off for you, would you say, or no?

• 10:30Speaker 06

  I'm on hiatus. Yeah.

• 10:31Speaker 00

  So what does hiatus look like for you?

• 10:33Speaker 06

  So I have terrible news for you guys on this. If you didn't know, you're never really on a hiatus from a podcast unless you can like bank them.

• 10:39Speaker 00

  You could do it from a beautiful location.

• 10:40Speaker 06

  That's where I'm doing it right now. I'm a little on vacation with my.

• 10:43Speaker 00

  Can we guess where you are?

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 10:46Speaker 00

  It's giving France.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  I just went to Cannes for the first time just last week. So last week you would have caught me in France.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Okay, okay. So that's where you're getting the nice tan from.

• 10:56Speaker 02

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  Lucky good neighbor, State Farm is there. Hey Jonas is brought to you by Almond Breeze. It's time for some questions from the producers.

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  All right, who started drinking Almond Breeze almond milk first?

• 11:28Speaker 02

  Actually, I think that was you, Nick.

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  I think it was.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, you know, guys, I tried this almond breeze in my coffee today.

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  Changed the game for me. All right, who's the most likely to finish the last carton of almond breeze and not replace it?

• 11:39Speaker 00

  That's Kevin.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  Kevin, of course.

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  Yeah.

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  That's someone else's job.

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  Take it, Kev.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  What's the most random place you drank almond breeze?

• 11:46Speaker 00

  The last time I visited the Empire State Building.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  Ah, that's a random place for sure. I've noticed you guys really like almond breeze almond milk. Who has the most specific way of drinking it?

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 11:55Speaker 00

  Ooh, Kevin's, you know what's I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, straight off the dome.

• 12:02Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, just really getting myself going.

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  He needs it on stage.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Okay, last question, why do you guys like almond breeze so much?

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Oh, it just tastes great. It's a great alternative.

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  It is great.

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  It's simply because it's really good.

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• 12:45Speaker 01

  You're recording your podcast and you're, you're, you're back on your show in, in July, yeah?

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, correct.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  How many years now, twenty, since 2014, correct?

• 12:56Speaker 06

  That's correct, yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 12:57Speaker 06

  So, by the way, that means I've been in the same building since 2001, the same floor of the same building. So it's very, very stunted development when you work in the same hallway.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Hardly. I'd say that that's not true, but it's pretty impressive.

• 13:12Speaker 06

  Have you guys been alive as long as you, sorry, until your first album, you've probably been alive longer than the age you were before your first album, right?

• 13:21Speaker 01

  Yes, yes.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  First album, I was, I was 12.

• 13:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, so there you go.

• 13:26Speaker 01

  We've definitely been doing this longer than we haven't.

• 13:28Speaker 06

  I was 27 when I started SNL, and so I'm almost double that age, where I will have worked in 30 Rock for as long as I didn't.

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Can you take us all the way back to your SNL audition?

• 13:39Speaker 06

  The thing I always say that's crazy about the audition is you do it from the monologue spot. So it's crazy enough that you're gonna be in a room with Lorne Michaels and Tina Fey and all these producers and writers who have seen nothing but talent for the entirities of their lives. And it'd be weird enough if it was just in a comedy club or in, you know, somebody's office, but the fact that you're doing it from the spot that you know so well from television, and you have five minutes to do an audition you wrote, which was the other part that was, looking back, very cool about it, because you can show, I think, your own voice the best when it's your material, as opposed to if they like gave you something to read. But it's also so daunting to write something that

• 14:24Speaker 06

  you're gonna have to do for Lorne. And I remember they said, you know, just do like three impressions and three characters and it should be five minutes. And I'm such a rule junkie that I think I did exactly five minutes. Like, the first thing I did was like, literally took out a calculator, I'm like, oh, five minutes divided by six, like, how long should each one be? But I did, I will tell you, just a timestamp 2001, I did, my impressions were Hugh Grant, Russell Crowe, and David Arquette.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 14:54Speaker 06

  But I did Russell Crowe, it's like Gladiator era Russell Crowe, and it was him as a humorless talk show host. We would just yell, are you not entertained after jokes bombed? And then we actually tried it at SNL and it was funny. The reason of the myriad reasons it didn't work. One of the main ones was there's no amount of makeup that can make me look like I am Russell Crowe. Like producer Mike Streammaker said, the problem is your neck is the size of a half of his neck. You know, just like, and so like, he's like, you can't be menacing in a way that Russell Crowe is menacing.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  That's hilarious.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  There is a coach on the World Cup that like, looks like Russell Crowe right now.

• 15:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  It's pretty great.

• 15:39Speaker 06

  I will say like, if you said, we're gonna spin it, it's random. We're gonna spin a wheel of all the World Cup coaches and whoever it lands on is that is who you look like now? I would be like, I'll do it. Like, I feel like most of the World Cup coaches are like, very handsome men.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Extremely good looking guys, yeah.

• 15:55Speaker 06

  Really well tailored shirts.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Yeah. Are you a big soccer fan?

• 16:01Speaker 06

  I am a big fan, I'm a huge fan of the Dutch national team. And my brother and I both lived in Amsterdam right out of college and I was not a soccer fan. And my first summer there was the 98 World Cup and the Dutch team was very good. And it was just like that thing where you live in a foreign country and everybody wears orange and sings the same songs. And we just fell in love with it. And so even though, look, I would, obviously I want, you know, I'm rooting for the US team. But like, my first love is weirdly the Dutch national team. And I look great in orange.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  Is there a chance that they could play each other if we go all the way?

• 16:38Speaker 06

  Oh, I think they are on opposite sides of the bracket. So there is a chance they could end up in the final.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  US is looking pretty good. Speaking of your brother, Josh, love Josh.

• 16:46Speaker 06

  Good man.

• 16:47Speaker 01

  We had a crazy experience with you guys and our mutual friend, Jack McBrayer, a couple of years back, doing day drinking with you.

• 16:55Speaker 06

  We did, yeah.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  Thanks for that.

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Of the things I've done, I would categorize showing my mother-in-law that as something that was truly. Special. She was like, is this real? I was like, this is a hundred percent.

• 17:07Speaker 06

  You know, one of the nice things about having more people do it every year is it's more people to get their word out that, no, we actually drink. I'm not a good enough actor to like be that.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Can't do that.

• 17:17Speaker 06

  I couldn't act.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  You could do Russell Crowe drunk, maybe, but not.

• 17:20Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Well, that's the thing. Skinny neck Russell, but.

• 17:24Speaker 06

  Yeah. Only with severe, severe beer goggles do I have Russell Crowe's neck.

• 17:29Speaker 01

  We, um, Jack and I, I don't know if we met, told you this, when we saw you afterwards. I guess these two, you guys had to go somewhere.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  I was at the airport.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  Near the airport.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I think I just went home.

• 17:38Speaker 06

  I had enough.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  I went to bed. Jack and I looked at each other and I was like, what are you doing now? And he's like, he's like, I don't know. I was like, should we go? I guess it's like noon or one at that point. And we're like, do we get food? And do we continue to drink? So we kept it going.

• 17:52Speaker 06

  I'm amazed because I only recently, the first person I had a drink after day drinking with was Paul Rudd. I, so it helps to be like, have a previous friendship, right?

• 18:02Speaker 01

  How many Guinnesses were had on your day drinking day with Paul?

• 18:05Speaker 06

  There were multiple Guinnesses and that's what we had afterwards. Like Paul's one of those guys who has like a bar in his basement. So he actually knows how to pour a Guinness. And when people know how to pour Guinness, they want to show it off. So he was like, let's go.

• 18:16Speaker 02

  We had him on the podcast and he talked about how he gets his pipes, uh, cleaned weekly.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Which was not a euphemism.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  It was actually something he gets done.

• 18:25Speaker 06

  Yeah. I mean, I've been in his basement bar. You can, you can taste the cleanness of the pipes. You can, you can eat off Paul Rudd's pipes.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Just keep it going.

• 18:36Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  Oh, so good.

• 18:38Speaker 02

  But it was a great time. Um.

• 18:39Speaker 01

  I did not have that much fun. I, I got rocked.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  A little sick, didn't you?

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Uh, no, it's not sick. It's just, I get, I know my limits. I am not somebody that can hang that hard. So.

• 18:50Speaker 06

  I also want to stress, as I get older, like I, I drink way less. So I will say at this point, like if I do two day drinkings in a year, like that might be like 80% of my alcohol consumption.

• 19:03Speaker 01

  It would be.

• 19:04Speaker 06

  In like that five hour period.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  Like you hit your quota.

• 19:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  Who was your favorite day drinking guest? If you had to pick?

• 19:11Speaker 06

  For me, it's like people, it's the first time. Like I'd met you guys before and like, obviously there was a level of comfort with Jack and my brother there. Like it's so fun when, you know, I had no previous experience with like Sabrina Carpenter or Rihanna or Lizzo or, you know, Dua Lipa, and it's so fun.

• 19:30Speaker 06

  When I see somebody who's been a guest on my show, it's always like, hey, man, how are you? Oh, it's great to see you. Like, when I see like those people, it's like, ah, like it's, we went to college together.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 06

  Yeah. There's like the thinnest slice of what is an okay look for a man my age to be doing shots with Sabrina Carpenter and day drinking is that tiny little slice of the pie where it's okay. Yeah.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  Five cameras, you're good.

• 19:56Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly. Okay, we cut, we make, we do edit around anything that would be deemed embarrassing.

• 20:04Speaker 01

  We didn't have any of those moments.

• 20:05Speaker 06

  None. No, no, you were good. You were good.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  We were fine. We mentioned the Lonely Island guys before.

• 20:10Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  I have to say that one of my favorite movies of all time is Popstar, Never Stop, Never Stopping.

• 20:15Speaker 06

  It's a perfect, it's a perfect movie.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  And I haven't had the chance to tell them that I'm such a massive fan of his film and I've watched it no less than, you know, 25 times. We need to get the word out more about how great this movie is, especially as musicians.

• 20:28Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  I've always said like, this is a more accurate depiction of what it's like to experience this world than any other movie has ever captured.

• 20:36Speaker 06

  Those guys are fully geniuses and they would be the first to tell you, they would prefer if their movies also did gangbusters at the box office. But with that said, like, they've had this very nice thing happen, which is, you know, with both Hot Rod and Popstar, they're these movies that endure because they're made with such, you know, care and integrity and humor. And so it was just the 10th anniversary of Popstar and they were just thrilled to, you know, ultimately, you know, you find out often at times of anniversaries, like how much a movie meant to people. And so they've, they've kind of enjoyed the, the pop, the Popstar tour that they've been able to go on again.

• 21:19Speaker 01

  I love that movie so much. It's fantastic.

• 21:21Speaker 02

  I actually have a question from some fans of yours.

• 21:24Speaker 06

  Oh, great.

• 21:25Speaker 02

  So if I can jump into that, that'd be awesome.

• 21:26Speaker 06

  Please.

• 21:27Speaker 02

  What people want to know, you're still close with so many of your former SNL castmates. Are there any group chats? If so, who's in them? Who's the most active? And do they all have a funny name?

• 21:38Speaker 06

  So myself, Mike Shoemaker and Amy Poehler, we refer to ourselves as, Mike Shoemaker's my producer, he was a producer, I sit down, we're, we're the tripod, the three of us. Kind of like that. That's sort of a lovingly supportive one. The, we're on a, like a group one that doesn't have a funny name, but you know,

• 21:59Speaker 06

  Sandberg, Fred, you know, Bill, those guys are on one. I will say the funniest texter independent of a group, Fred Armisen, um, would not surprise anybody, just got with no context, got a happy Father's Day message from him, but it was a voice note as he was Homer Simpson.

• 22:16Speaker 00

  That's cool. I'd save that one.

• 22:18Speaker 06

  Never. Yeah. Just talking a lot about how he, he hopes I got donuts for Father's Day.

• 22:24Speaker 00

  That's great. Did you get any donuts for Father's Day?

• 22:27Speaker 06

  I didn't, but it was, you know what? A, a, a voice note from Fred was better than a thousand donuts.

• 22:31Speaker 00

  Fred as Homer.

• 22:33Speaker 06

  As Homer. Yeah. I will say it's also like exactly the funniest version of a Homer Simpson impression where it's like, definitely not great, but also there's some talent involved.

• 22:44Speaker 00

  There's just a little something.

• 22:46Speaker 06

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 22:47Speaker 01

  Uh, speaking of messages from very funny people, and this is a mutual friend of, of ours, kind of a friend of ours, not really, but, um, I received a birthday message from Tim Robinson.

• 22:56Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Couple of years back.

• 22:58Speaker 00

  Actually, you get, you get a birthday message from Tim every birthday.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Except last year, he didn't send me one. So if you, if you speak to him at any point.

• 23:07Speaker 00

  We don't know what changed, but something stopped sending them.

• 23:10Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 23:11Speaker 06

  I text a lot with Tim about, I don't know if you guys are up to speed on Spider League and the dramas of Spider League.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  What is Spider League?

• 23:17Speaker 01

  Spider League.

• 23:18Speaker 06

  Spider League is a six man fantasy like football league, except it's about spiders. And they just, I'm not a part of it and I think it's silly. Um, they take pictures of spiders. They have an app on their phone. They take pictures of spiders and they send them and whoever has the deadliest spider wins. The only reason I bring it up is Brooks Whelan, who's a great comedian and friends with Tim, he's in Spider League and Brooks made the mistake of mentioning Spider League on my show and it turns out he didn't realize it's like a Fight Club situation. So then he got suspended.

• 23:47Speaker 06

  So.

• 23:48Speaker 00

  That's great.

• 23:49Speaker 06

  Yeah. So, uh, again, I will, I impenetrably hard rules to follow in Spider League, but it is, um.

• 23:55Speaker 00

  Once you're in.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  That sounds kind of awesome though. Spider League.

• 23:58Speaker 06

  Oh, I mean, look, they seem to be having a lot of fun with Spider League. I, but the best is like, they're always mad when I talk about it, but I'm like, you can't, what do you, can't punish me? I don't want to be in your league to begin with.

• 24:07Speaker 00

  I wasn't even in it, bro.

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• 24:38Speaker 02

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• 24:39Speaker 00

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• 24:40Speaker 02

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• 24:43Speaker 01

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• 24:49Speaker 00

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• 24:49Speaker 01

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• 24:50Speaker 00

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• 24:52Speaker 00

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• 24:53Speaker 01

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• 24:56Speaker 00

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• 24:58Speaker 01

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• 25:05Speaker 02

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• 25:05Speaker 00

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• 25:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, straight off the dome.

• 25:13Speaker 00

  And he usually does it before show.

• 25:14Speaker 02

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• 25:18Speaker 01

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• 25:56Speaker 01

  Well, your show comes back in July, and we're actually going to be in New York in August. We talked about at the top of the show.

• 26:01Speaker 00

  That's right.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  Our show's on August 20th and 21st at Madison Square Garden.

• 26:04Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  It's burning up all over again.

• 26:06Speaker 00

  We'll see you in New York.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  New York, man.

• 26:07Speaker 06

  Congratulations. The city will be so excited to have you back. I mean, is there a more exciting time to be coming to Madison Square Garden than right now?

• 26:16Speaker 01

  I know.

• 26:16Speaker 06

  New York City.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Baby, go Knicks.

• 26:17Speaker 06

  I mean, it's unbelievable. It's the hottest, it's the hottest spot in the world. And, and that's even with the World Cup going on. But congratulations, guys. I'm so excited you're coming back to town.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  Thanks, dude. We're so excited. It's gonna be a lot of fun. You know, I'm sitting here thinking about, because you have obviously two podcasts that you host.

• 26:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  And obviously, your show at 30. I'm curious, you know, now that we've got our podcast, we've got, I think, about over 10 guests now under our belt, far more than that, but yeah. Do you have any, any good advice for us, you know, that now that way?

• 26:46Speaker 06

  Good question.

• 26:47Speaker 01

  Any don'ts, more so, any don'ts or things that you've learned that you're like, maybe I shouldn't have?

• 26:51Speaker 06

  You double down, so this is helpful.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Sometimes you look, you might have a, we might have an overlapping guest, like I'm sure you've had overlaps.

• 26:57Speaker 06

  You know, sometimes it's really fun. Sometimes you have a guest and you're like, we're, we'll, we'll cut this out. You know, like when you're talking about something, maybe you're talking out of school and you're like, we'll cut this out, but just keep an eye on the clock, because you know, at some point, maybe that guest has to go. So sometimes like we've, you know, we'll be like 20 minutes into like, we'll cut this out. And they're like, also, I gotta go. I'm like, gotta go. We're like, we only have 12 minutes of podcast. So just if, when you're in the like, we'll cut this out zone, it's a ticking clock.

• 27:24Speaker 01

  That's good to know.

• 27:25Speaker 06

  I like that.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Keep an eye on the clock. We don't actually have a clock in here. That, we'll add one. All right, we got our bowl of questions. These have nothing to do with anything, just random questions. Joe, would you please?

• 27:35Speaker 02

  No problem.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  He, he asked me to do it in case it's really like, yeah, either inappropriate or just really rude. Okay, what's the first thing you usually notice about people?

• 27:45Speaker 06

  I think eye contact. By the way, like, I don't even know if there's a version of eye contact I like more than the other. But I, I, just when I'm talking to somebody, I like, early on, I'm like, okay, what is this? Is this one where we like look away a lot?

• 27:59Speaker 01

  It's like that Tom Cruise, Tom Cruise got, he's got the good eye contact.

• 28:03Speaker 06

  But it's, is it good? Is, or is it a lot of work?

• 28:05Speaker 01

  I'm good on a scale of, is he doing it?

• 28:07Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Kevin, sure. If you had to have one celebrity as your emergency contact, who would it be?

• 28:12Speaker 06

  Sandberg.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  That's good. That's great. Hey, bud.

• 28:18Speaker 06

  I have a son.

• 28:19Speaker 00

  Hey, son.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Hello, son.

• 28:20Speaker 06

  I just found out. We've never met.

• 28:21Speaker 00

  Congrats. Love it. Lovely. Sandberg, so.

• 28:25Speaker 06

  Yeah, Sandberg would be, but like, I don't think he'd be helpful, but I do think it'd just be like, he'd be a funny guy. No, but like, for all of his bits and like silliness, Sandberg has kind of got it locked down. He's a very like, good.

• 28:36Speaker 00

  He's got it together.

• 28:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  He seems like a solid dude.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  I was just going through my, um, celebrity list of contacts, just celebrities that I'd like to have on my emergency call list. When you go into, you, there's a lot of options now on the Apple phone. If you click on your like account and like, and one that I was like.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  The Apple phone is a crazy way to say it. Just your iPhone?

• 28:59Speaker 00

  I'm gonna go with.

• 29:00Speaker 06

  No, I think it's Apple phone.

• 29:01Speaker 00

  It's Apple phone.

• 29:01Speaker 06

  That's what they just.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  They just rebranded.

• 29:03Speaker 00

  That's the update, but when you go in and you go.

• 29:05Speaker 06

  I think you only call it an iPhone when it's yours. It's like, it's I, it's iPhone.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  But if it's your.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  Phones.

• 29:12Speaker 06

  At large, they're Apple phones.

• 29:13Speaker 00

  It's a New York. When you go in and you want to like, you know, you, you have to share your location and all this. Now they have, um, in case, they're like, in case you expire, who would you like to share all of your, your phone information with?

• 29:26Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 29:27Speaker 00

  That they have access to your data.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  When you expire.

• 29:30Speaker 00

  Yeah. I don't think they say it so delicately, but.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  So the iPhones, wow.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  So like, you know.

• 29:35Speaker 06

  I like that they, I like that they used phone speak, expire.

• 29:39Speaker 00

  And it's Siri, when you expire.

• 29:41Speaker 06

  When your battery dies.

• 29:43Speaker 00

  I also put Sandberg, just so you know.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  I guess that makes sense because that's, that is problematic for a lot of people, right? They just like expire and they can't get into like.

• 29:51Speaker 00

  They're nudes.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  They're nudes.

• 29:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:54Speaker 02

  Got to get those nudes back, bro.

• 29:55Speaker 00

  Or at least send them to Sandberg. Sandberg has mine, so I got Sandberg in there too.

• 29:59Speaker 06

  Let's just send all, let's just agree now, like, just to fuck with them. Anybody listening, when you die, send your, everything the same.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  When your battery's low.

• 30:08Speaker 00

  What is happening?

• 30:09Speaker 06

  I gotta get a new phone. My memory's full. All these fucking nudes from deads.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Nudes from dead.

• 30:19Speaker 00

  So funny. I thought I was brilliant at like nine, thinking that if a great invention that I had, I was like, the more contacts you get, your phone should get heavier.

• 30:29Speaker 06

  There you go.

• 30:30Speaker 02

  That's a terrible idea.

• 30:31Speaker 00

  I'm working on that one.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  This is like a whole phone five minute bit. I love it.

• 30:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, we're doing it.

• 30:35Speaker 00

  It's facts. All right. Anyway, thank you so much for your time, my friend.

• 30:40Speaker 02

  Thank you. Always a pleasure.

• 30:41Speaker 06

  Thanks, guys. Can't wait to see you in August.

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 30:44Speaker 06

  Be well.

• 30:45Speaker 02

  We'll see you there.

• 30:45Speaker 06

  And.

• 30:46Speaker 00

  Enjoy your vacation, wherever you are.

• 30:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, wherever you go.

• 30:48Speaker 06

  See you guys.

• 30:49Speaker 02

  Bye.

• 30:49Speaker 00

  That would work though. Think about it. Like your phone, if all of a sudden you're like, it's like, like, yo, you hold that and like, damn, well, you got a lot of contacts.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  It's just like weighs more when you have.

• 31:00Speaker 00

  Ways more. And then if somebody's got a live phone, be like, oh, gosh.

• 31:04Speaker 01

  Like, he knows like 10 people.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  You have no.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  You have like no friends.

• 31:09Speaker 00

  But maybe the way you balance it out, pun intended, is that you have, it only gets heavier. You have to be able to know this person. You can't just be like, how would it, okay, go ahead. Yeah, like if you call them, they're like, hey, Joe.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  Oh, then it's like instantly a little bit more.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  Each contact like weighs a gram.

• 31:28Speaker 00

  It's gonna, it's gonna weigh, yeah, it's can't be too heavy.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  I love this. We should, I'm gonna invent you a phone that does this.

• 31:35Speaker 00

  You can figure it out.

• 31:36Speaker 02

  I don't know. I don't know what's like weight source so that it just magically makes itself way more. Just compressed air. I don't know.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  That's so good.

• 31:44Speaker 00

  See, we need Bill Nye back on the.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Let's bring him back.

• 31:47Speaker 00

  Damn, we need him back on. Who else is, who else do we know that does science? Or weight related phones?

• 31:53Speaker 02

  Does water weigh more frozen than it does as a liquid?

• 31:57Speaker 01

  You go to the doctor for your physical and they're like, oh, please take your heavy ass phone.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  It's like, sir, do you have any, I was walking through TSA, they're like, it's like, we're like, sir, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to put that, oh, maybe they have like a check, you have to check the weight of your phone.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 32:12Speaker 00

  At the airport. It's like you got your bag and your.

• 32:15Speaker 01

  We can't take off this plane, stupid.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  They know too many people.

• 32:20Speaker 01

  They're way too popular.

• 32:22Speaker 00

  It's like, it's like you're gonna have to check your phone into the tiny plane for all the heavy phones. First class is popping off with heavy ass phones.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  That's too funny. All right.

• 32:31Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  Bye bye.

• 32:32Speaker 00

  Bye bye.

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