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Ooh.
Kevin's, you know what I've found very interesting is how you will drink a carton to yourself.
Yeah, straight off the dome.
And he usually does it before show.
Yeah, just really getting myself going.
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Hey everyone.
Hey you.
This is the ball game. I just realized, we don't have to say it's us, then they're tuning into our, it's literally called the Hey Jonas Podcast.
It could be on like rotation.
Like a guest host?
Like, no, like, uh, like it could just.
We have podcasts on shuffle?
I don't know, maybe. Is that how these things work?
You should know, you literally.
I am one.
Okay, let's do the ball game.
We have the ball question here, the eight ball.
Eight ball of questions.
How did we get this eight ball?
Yeah, I don't know.
It's easy to pack, it's the moment is now, it's probably, we probably stole it from.
We should.
Easy to pack.
I think we stole it from a hotel.
We should, um, sell like the, the Hey Jonas package, you can get the.
That's great.
Funko Pops.
You can get your own eight ball and. We need more things that are, oh, we get your own microphone thing.
Do you know it's time to buy new underwear? Uh, how often do you guys buy new underwear?
I, you don't, I mean.
When do you know?
You don't buy your underwear.
I actually do, Amazon.
You don't buy them.
No, I don't, but I definitely, there's a, you know, I have like a two, three week window, you gotta get.
You're a two to three weaker?
I think you have to get new undies.
You just have to wash them.
You wash them, but you can't hold on to those puppies for too long.
I've, I actually have a theory about this. I think sometimes you outgrow underwear, not literally, but like life experience, you think about like.
Nice.
You know what I mean?
I know what you mean, bro.
Kev, Kev, how about you?
Oh no.
I'm getting faster at this.
Every three months, a new set, whole new re, re, reset. Danielle is pretty on it.
And she buys your underwear for you?
She does.
Feels like.
And buy your own underwear?
Yeah. She, she just does it. I don't know.
I was gonna say something, I just stopped myself.
It was like the last episode was like, you can't dress yourself?
No, I can. But she actually, I don't know, she does, and it's an amazing thing that I don't have to think about.
Perfect.
All right.
Next question. I forgot it was the bolt was my duty. Okay. When was the last time you cried and why?
The last time I cried. Watching a movie. Always gets me. Movie on a plane.
Dude, yeah, you're way more emotional watching a movie on a plane by yourself.
There's a, there's a science behind that.
We should have asked Bill Knight.
There's also science behind. Why tomato juice and Bloody Marys are so good on a plane.
Really?
Yeah, because something about the airplane sort of like. dims your, your senses, your flavor senses. So because the, of the vibrancy of tomato juice and.
It does.
It dims, it dims your, your senses?
Yeah, that's, that's why.
That's why the food's fantastic on planes.
Last time I cried, I think it was also a film. On a plane. I don't remember the film though.
I got really emotional getting into a reel that I was watching of. Parents coming home from deployment to their children.
That'll get you.
And it got me so good. I was just a mess. Thank you veterans for all that you do.
That was surprising too. How many alarms do you set in the morning and what are they labeled?
Oh, wow.
One.
Let's get into it.
Single alarm. I'm usually up before my alarm, but when my alarm does go off, I am up and out.
This is the kind of stuff I'm working with. I've got like.
Five.
I have one. And it says, wake up beautiful.
That's.
Gotta speak positive to yourself in the morning.
I like that.
But I, I can sleep through an alarm as you guys know, I can, I can sleep through anything.
You, you, you are a. Deep sleeper.
Let's get one more. If you lost your sense of taste, what food would you keep eating purely for texture?
For texture?
Texture? Oatmeal.
Interesting one because on one hand.
Oatmeal?
Yeah, I like.
I have a morning routine right now that I just, I'm kind of addicted to. So it just feels like I'm missing something if I don't have my oatmeal in the morning.
Tell people what it is so that, you know.
It's a measured out cup of egg whites, literally one cup of egg whites and a single egg, full egg scrambled together. Well done. And then it is a two thirds cup of oatmeal and a one cup water boiled. And then a, once you boil it down, cook it down, you add a scoop of thorn chocolate protein powder on top. And that is my breakfast.
Yeah, sounds, sounds delectable.
It actually is fantastic.
Come on.
And then you put some sriracha on the egg.
You said that like you were, you were talking about like a souffle, like that. It sounds like the most boring.
I actually like wake up looking forward to it. I know that's stupid, but I'd say.
Live your life, dude. I think, look, everybody's got their thing. You got measured out oatmeal.
Simply for texture. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and say.
I will say thorn is pretty great though. Not, non, non-promoted post here, but thorn. Thorn, uh, protein powder. It's one, only one I found that actually really.
This is gonna be like one of those clips on the Joe Rogan podcast where it's like, they're talking about a thing.
Kevin, here's a thorn.
It's like thorns actually got some really good bio benefits. Like, yeah.
Kevin's trying to get that free thorn.
Yeah, I just want to stop buying it. Send it my way, please.
Uh, I would, for just texture, I would, if, if there's no taste, probably going still those chocolate covered sponge candies that we love.
Oh, that's a great call.
Watson's?
Watson's.
On the teeth are nice.
Yeah, they, they have that crisp.
Well, they're really good. So, so the story goes that someone gifted our family this, this box of, uh, Watson's, uh, sponge candy from Buffalo, New York. And it's a specific place.
Green box.
Makes it. And it's a green box. It's fantastic. And if you put them in the freezer.
It's even better.
The crunch on it, it's just magical.
We actually have a bi-weekly, um, reoccurring order at the house.
I have a monthly order.
Valentina is so addicted and loves them so much. We have them as her treat in her, uh, lunchbox.
I mean, that's fantastic. I did a Watson's little gift badge for, for Christmas this year.
It's a great Christmas gift for people.
For the people you love. Watson's.
Watson's. A lot like an edible arrangement.
Eh, I like this one better.
One more.
One more, one more from the ball. And we have to go record our new album.
If we must.
Little bit of tea there.
If you had to swap lives with one fictional character for a week, who would you pick?
Tony Stark.
Oh, yes, Tony Stark. Tony Stark is amazing.
Um, I'm gonna go with Jumper. What's his name?
Looper.
Looper, no, Jumper, the guy's, they didn't do very well, but it's a great movie.
Oh, that movie was amazing. They should have made a second one.
He's with Anakin, the guy that plays Anakin.
Yeah. Hayden Christensen?
Hayden Christensen.
God, I got a name right. Give me some applause on that. Thank you, Joe.
By the way, got some great feedback from Priyanka on the pod.
Oh, yeah?
She liked the POI bit. She thought that was very funny.
Well, it's true.
It's true.
Oh, dream get.
Priyanka Chopra.
Jonas, Priyanka Chopra, Jonas.
No, I want, I want Priyanka Chopra on the show.
Pre, pre-marriage.
Playing, just like Kevin wants Tony Stark. Is she's playing and then I can see if there's, I can, we can watch if there's a vibe.
If there's a vibe between, oh, you know what? That's, that's the only requirement she had to have when she come.
You know, we just celebrated our, our eight year, uh, first date anniversary, which Kevin was there for.
I was.
It was a couple of days ago.
He was there in the room.
I am July 18th.
I wing manned hard.
He did.
I wing manned so hard, I threw up in the bathroom and rallied. No, no, no, praise, clap, clap, clap, clap.
It was actually, it was a, it was a pro move.
No one used to tell me when I hit my buttons.
Um, so then in, in July, it's her birthday, the 18th.
Mm-hmm.
Um, what are we, what are we doing? What are we doing?
We're, we're gonna do something together, a little vacay.
And then on the 19th is our engagement anniversary, eight years, which was only a month and a half or almost, you know, two months after we had our first date.
Can't wait for you.
And then in December will be eight years married. Can you believe that?
That's amazing.
Yeah, look at my life. On that note, see ya.
Bye-bye.
For me, it's definitely the people closest to me, the ones where you really want.
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