The Sexted Exam | And School Rumours

Could YOU still pass a Year 6 exam? Jordan North and William Hanson are about to find out, as the boys put their brains to the ultimate test and attempt to remember ANYTHING they learnt when they were 10 years old. PLUS, they take a trip down memory lane to reminisce about the ICONIC school rumours of the early 00s. Who started them? Which ones did they actually believe? And, most importantly, how on earth did these rumours spread when there wasn’t even an internet?! If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Hello and welcome to our Friday episode, where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our wonderful G and D'vas.

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  Hello. What are you doing this weekend?

• 0:48Speaker 00

  I'm putting a new shower head on.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  The entire weekend?

• 0:52Speaker 00

  I've got a shower head that's been there two weeks because my other one's squirting at all different angles.

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  They do need changing.

• 0:59Speaker 00

  So I've got a new shower head, but it's a big job. I've got to get a spanner and stuff for it.

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  Yes, otherwise you'll put it on and it could fall off and knock you on the head.

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  So I'm determined to do that this weekend. I need to finish my book as well. I've been stuck on a book for a while. So yeah, I've got to finish that.

• 1:16Speaker 01

  Which book are you stuck on?

• 1:17Speaker 00

  It's a long one.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Is that your Thousand Pager?

• 1:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  You typed that in the WhatsApp group about two weeks ago that you were still reading. I'm nearly finished my Thousand Pager and it was described as, "That's a flex."

• 1:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, so I'm going to do that and I'm going to go for a run. Probably drink lots of beer.

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  Lovely. Well, it's gorgeous.

• 1:38Speaker 00

  What about you?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Just relax, just sort of bit of deep cleaning, do some laundry, nothing particularly exciting.

• 1:47Speaker 00

  Do you know what? We're getting old.

• 1:50Speaker 01

  But if you probably go back and listen to the start of Sexted eight years ago, I was probably still talking about cleaning. So I'd like to say I'm fairly consistent.

• 2:00Speaker 00

  And I probably still was out from the weekend before. Yeah.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. But yeah, just, you know, I did a lovely, I cooked over the end of the summer holidays. Very rarely do I do a new recipe. I sort of cook, I stick to my favourites. Chicken basque, green lamb chaybake, rapid ragout, that sort of thing. I did a new Ottolenghi.

• 2:20Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:21Speaker 01

  I did, well, it's not that new, it was in simple. That cookbook's been out for at least eight years, but it was a ricotta and oregano beef meatballs. Oh, delicious.

• 2:32Speaker 00

  I met Ottolenghi. He was lovely.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, no nice, but it was very nice, very easy to do.

• 2:35Speaker 00

  Do you know what I will be doing? I can hear his button clicking. Just give us a minute. I'm actually, we're going into Guinness season, so probably going to be having my first Guinness for the first time in six months.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Gosh, well, I will alert the press.

• 2:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's officially Guinness season for me. I can't have Guinness in summer, so probably will be having a Guinness this weekend, a pint of it. Not a pint of Guinness for months. Ben, what about you, my friend?

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  Hi, guys.

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  Hello.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  I'm going on holiday, so.

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  Oh, again, it's way more than...

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Another one.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  Can't say Judith Chalmers.

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  No.

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  Not because she's dead, but just because it's not relevant apparently. Not that she wasn't.

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  There's no one really that does a holiday programme like they used to be.

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  You're way more than, here we go, you're way more than...

• 3:18Speaker 01

  The Foreign Secretary.

• 3:20Speaker 00

  No, no, no. You're way more than, what's Chelsea's surname?

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  Dickinson.

• 3:24Speaker 00

  You're way more, oh, that's got, it's got a great ring to it. You're way more than Chelsea Dickinson, yeah?

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  The Holiday Expert.

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  The Holiday Expert.

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  The Holiday Expert, our friend who also does a podcast with our friend, her fella.

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Flatmate, flatmate.

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  Flatmate?

• 3:37Speaker 01

  They're flatmates.

• 3:37Speaker 00

  They've been going out about 20 years.

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Don't.

• 3:40Speaker 00

  Oh, is that the thing?

• 3:41Speaker 01

  They're flatmates.

• 3:42Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  We try not to publicise heterosexual relationships.

• 3:45Speaker 00

  James and...

• 3:46Speaker 01

  If you can call that a heterosexual relationship.

• 3:49Speaker 00

  James and Chelsea's podcast that you can listen to, part of the Audio Always family.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  The Holiday Expert Show.

• 3:54Speaker 00

  The Holiday Expert Show.

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  We did a collab with them.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  When they record passports, please.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 3:59Speaker 00

  Why have they changed it?

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Because it's the place to go for all of your holiday expertise.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  Do you produce that one as well?

• 4:04Speaker 02

  I'm connected to it.

• 4:06Speaker 00

  Oh, Christ.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  He's in a WhatsApp group.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  My fingers are in a lot of pies.

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  Yum.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  I react with a heart message occasionally.

• 4:15Speaker 00

  You're, you're, you doing that saying has given me the ick.

• 4:20Speaker 01

  Following on from Tuesday's school chat, we're putting our brains to the ultimate test, the ultimate test. Okay, there is no test higher than this.

• 4:27Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  This is the ultimate test.

• 4:30Speaker 00

  So we did a school special on Tuesday.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  Yes, to see how much we actually remember with some Sexted style year six SATs questions. What does SAT stand for? Can you remember what SAT stands for?

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  That's a great question. I remember it's to help you put you in the sets at school.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:49Speaker 00

  Set one or set seven.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Standard Assessment Test.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Standard Assessment Test. Now, before we start this, can I ask what exam board are these questions from?

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  AQAs?

• 4:59Speaker 01

  Oh, of course you're AQAs.

• 5:02Speaker 00

  What's that meant to me? That's the only one.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Of course he said Edexcel?

• 5:06Speaker 00

  Woohoo.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  OCR?

• 5:07Speaker 00

  I thought it was just all AQAs. Like, bring in the whiteboards, is it?

• 5:10Speaker 01

  All, it's so interesting that you immediately said AQAs.

• 5:13Speaker 00

  AQAs. Oh, how big are these? What's wrong with AQAs? Did you do AQAs?

• 5:17Speaker 02

  No idea.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Not even in set seven?

• 5:20Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Right.

• 5:22Speaker 00

  Ben, you're going to ask the SATs questions.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  I was set one for maths, so I didn't get mentioned for that on Tuesday.

• 5:27Speaker 01

  That's because you're not a presenter.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  You was also a virgin until you were 21, so that out.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  And you weren't. Right, question one.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  He's making up for it now.

• 5:38Speaker 00

  No offence to any 21-year-old virgins listening.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  Right, we've got whiteboards. I'm going to ask the question.

• 5:43Speaker 00

  Keep still.

• 5:44Speaker 02

  You write down your answer. No cheating, no looking at each other's boards.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Can I have a mascot?

• 5:49Speaker 02

  No.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Because I had, at school, we did exams.

• 5:54Speaker 00

  I'm going to swear that is so fucking public school, but...

• 5:57Speaker 01

  We used to have a mascot, so I've got Catman.

• 5:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, if you've got a mascot, oh, gosh.

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  I've got my knitted campman.

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  I'm not bringing one in because I'm cool.

• 6:03Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:04Speaker 02

  Knitted campman is facing the floor. That looks like William after a nice...

• 6:08Speaker 00

  I have a mascot. Oh, I forgot my mascot.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm going to actually have it on my lap, just for...

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Even weirder. Okay. Question one. William and his partner are trying to have a baby.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  My partner? We're not a law firm, husband.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Egotentric. It's not you, it's just a random William.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:26Speaker 00

  He's just questions. Right, come on.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  They're just questions. William and his partner are trying to have a baby during...

• 6:32Speaker 01

  It's not working so far.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  During fertilisation, a sperm cell joins with an egg cell. What is the name of the cell produced when they join? Is it A, an embryo, B, a zygote, or C, a fetus?

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Let me know when you're ready.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  I'm ready.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  You can write A, B or C if you'd like.

• 6:53Speaker 00

  I'm ready.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  Well, I'm writing both, actually.

• 6:55Speaker 00

  I'm ready.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Right, so William, as you are ready first, can you please reveal your answer?

• 7:00Speaker 01

  I've gone for option B, a zygote.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. I've gone for embryo.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  I'm afraid that the correct answer is B, a zygote.

• 7:11Speaker 00

  What? What's a zygote?

• 7:13Speaker 02

  It's when a sperm cell joins an egg cell.

• 7:15Speaker 00

  That's Greek mythology, isn't it? Zygote. An embryo. What's an embryo?

• 7:19Speaker 02

  The embryo then becomes off the zygote. The zygote turns into the embryo at some point or another. Right, question two.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Didn't you do biology at university?

• 7:29Speaker 02

  I did, babes. Question two. Jordan is on holiday in Skegness. Over time, the sea gradually wears away and carries off rock from the bottom of the cliff. What process is taking place? No options on this one, so you're going to have to think about that one.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  It's not about spelling.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  It's not a spelling test.

• 7:48Speaker 00

  No, but okay, good.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  It's a knowledge test.

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  Don't copy.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  I didn't copy.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Although next week we could do a spelling test.

• 7:53Speaker 00

  I'm ready.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Yes, let's do a spelling test. Let's do a spelling bee.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Maybe not next week, we'll give it a bit of space.

• 8:00Speaker 00

  Okay, we should do a Sexted spelling test.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Who was ready first then?

• 8:04Speaker 00

  Me.

• 8:04Speaker 02

  Well, let's go for Jordan first.

• 8:05Speaker 00

  I went for Erosion.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Okay, it is spelt wrong. Erosion.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Erosion. I wonder who'll win the spelling test?

• 8:15Speaker 00

  Let's all laugh at dyslexia.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  And William, if you could read out your answer?

• 8:19Speaker 01

  I've gone for the more conventionally spelled erosion.

• 8:22Speaker 00

  How have I spelt that wrong? That's the same.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Erosion, that's like an Irish first name.

• 8:26Speaker 00

  Erosion.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  Okay, so it's currently two correct answers from William and one correct answer from Jordan. Under two questions.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one.

• 8:37Speaker 00

  Oh, my God. So glad we didn't know each other in school.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  Question three. Now, listen carefully, please. At church, Gen Z Izzy picked up the long, rigid object and placed it carefully into the narrow hole. What type of words are long and rigid?

• 8:57Speaker 00

  Okay, options?

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  Search terms for some people.

• 9:02Speaker 02

  You want options? I've got options.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Okay. Option A, verbs, B, adverbs, or C, adjectives. I feel like I'm saying every one of those words weirdly.

• 9:16Speaker 02

  Okay, let me know when you're ready.

• 9:17Speaker 01

  I'm ready.

• 9:18Speaker 02

  William looks ready.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  I'm ready.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  I'm ready.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  Okay, William, please reveal yourself.

• 9:23Speaker 01

  I've gone for option C, adjectives.

• 9:25Speaker 00

  I've gone for adjectives as well.

• 9:27Speaker 02

  Okay, also spelt incorrectly. There's only one. I'm not saying, I'm saying that with love, Jordan, it's just one D in adjectives. So that is, that is the correct answer.

• 9:36Speaker 00

  Because that's a describing word.

• 9:37Speaker 01

  It is a describing word.

• 9:39Speaker 00

  A verb's a doing word.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  Can you think of another describing word? Maybe a describing word for each other?

• 9:44Speaker 01

  I'm thinking of a.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  You are a bellend.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  That's a noun.

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Oh, is it a bellend? No. Ben.

• 9:52Speaker 02

  You are a lovely bellend.

• 9:53Speaker 00

  Ben is.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Lovely is not an adjective.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  Is it not?

• 9:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, it is.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Or is it an adverb?

• 9:57Speaker 02

  Sounds like it.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's an adverb.

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  You are a sweaty man.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  Okay, no, I think, because I think that would be an adverb as well, right? I think it would, you are sweaty, that would be an adjective.

• 10:10Speaker 00

  Oh, right, okay.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Right, sorry. Okay, three, two to William. We still having fun?

• 10:15Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm having loads of fun, mainly because I'm winning.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Okay, well, there's two more questions.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  I'm actually used to not be competitive, and I think eight years ago I would have been gonna toss about this. I am now competitive.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Now you're tossing. Okay, question four. Jump Cut Jack says, I fancy a trip to Uranus. Which number planet is Uranus from the sun?

• 10:38Speaker 01

  Uranus, I think you'll find it's called.

• 10:40Speaker 00

  Can I show my workings out?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Please do.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Your workings out?

• 10:45Speaker 00

  So.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  You actually do.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Actually, I've written the number.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  If you, if you do the right workings out, but you get the answer wrong, then you do get a pat on the back.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Okay, right there.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  I'm not working, this is confusing me that you're working it out. Have I, have I got this wrong? Do we need to, is there a sum involved for this?

• 11:00Speaker 02

  Do you want me to, do you want me to ask the question again?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Well, it's which, how far away is the, well, not how far, you don't want like.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Which number planet is Uranus from the sun in the sequence?

• 11:10Speaker 01

  Yes, the order, like first or second.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, but maths.

• 11:13Speaker 02

  Well, that's the numbers, yeah.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  But working it out, okay.

• 11:16Speaker 00

  Right.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  I'd be interested.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  I know what he's doing.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  And I'm sure there's a lot of people at home.

• 11:21Speaker 00

  I'm gonna show my workings out.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  Okay, so Jordan, you wanna reveal yourself?

• 11:24Speaker 00

  Okay, six.

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Wife? I've drawn, I drew a cock because I got bored and I'd already worked it out, so.

• 11:32Speaker 01

  So you've written M V E.

• 11:34Speaker 00

  Many vile earthlings. M V E M J U N P. Many vile earthlings munch jam sandwiches under newspaper piles. So that's the, that's how I remember the planets.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  That's what AQ A torch, that's fine.

• 11:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, so, one, two, three, four, five, six. Uranus is the sixth.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  I've gone for seventh, sixth, seventh, I don't know.

• 11:58Speaker 00

  Oh shit, they don't class Pluto as one now, do they?

• 12:02Speaker 02

  So.

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Well, that wouldn't, that would, it doesn't matter if they did or not, because according to your theme, that's the last one.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go through the planets.

• 12:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  And can you hold me your board up, Jordan?

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Gosh, you like.

• 12:11Speaker 00

  Many vile earthlings.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Firstly, it's Mercury.

• 12:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Venus.

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  Earth.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Earth.

• 12:17Speaker 00

  Mars.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Mars.

• 12:19Speaker 00

  Jupiter.

• 12:19Speaker 02

  Jupiter.

• 12:20Speaker 00

  Uranus.

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Saturn.

• 12:23Speaker 00

  Many vile earthlings. Oh, I forgot the S.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  And then Uranus, so if you.

• 12:30Speaker 01

  Uranus?

• 12:31Speaker 00

  Bollocks!

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Your royal eye-ness.

• 12:34Speaker 00

  No!

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Your royal eye-ness. Oh, I'm sorry, Jordan.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  No!

• 12:38Speaker 02

  It is the seventh planet.

• 12:40Speaker 00

  Oh, can I not, I should, do I get a point for showing my working out?

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Sure, okay.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, but your working out was wrong.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, but still, I always got told if you were, even if the answer is wrong and you're working, oh yeah.

• 12:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, but your working out was a bit wrong.

• 12:50Speaker 00

  Oh, for God's sake, I forgot to put the S on.

• 12:53Speaker 02

  It's four, two to William. It's an unassailable list, the lead.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Four, two, does that mean I've basically won whatever happened?

• 12:59Speaker 02

  We've got one more question.

• 13:00Speaker 00

  That's what unassailable means, you knob.

• 13:03Speaker 01

  Spell unassailable. Spell unassailable.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  One last question, just, this is for pride, and I know that obviously there was discussion in the Tuesday episode.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  Last month in Manchester.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  About, very funny, about, uh, William being in set seven and Jordan being in set.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  I was in set seven for three weeks.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  I was in set five, but then got moved up to set four.

• 13:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, so good luck with this one, is all I'm gonna say.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Um, okay, so question five, a gin and Dubonnet cost eleven pound altogether.

• 13:29Speaker 00

  Okay, do I have to write this down? Eleven pounds.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  The gin costs ten pounds more than a Dubonnet. How much does the Dubonnet cost?

• 13:39Speaker 00

  Ah, do you not, say it again.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Gin and Dubonnet cost eleven pounds altogether.

• 13:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  The gin costs ten pounds more than the Dubonnet. How much does the Dubonnet cost? I hate the word Dubonnet, I can't say it.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Dubonnet. Excuse me, could you get off the podcast?

• 13:56Speaker 00

  Right, okay, just say it one more time.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Gin and Dubonnet.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Costs eleven pounds.

• 14:02Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Eleven quid.

• 14:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:04Speaker 02

  The gin costs ten pounds more than the Dubonnet.

• 14:06Speaker 00

  Right.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  How much does the Dubonnet cost?

• 14:11Speaker 02

  It's not easy.

• 14:13Speaker 00

  How's your bin? Okay, are you ready?

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Uh, hang on.

• 14:17Speaker 00

  One more time?

• 14:18Speaker 01

  Just doing my workings.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Right, I'm not doing it again.

• 14:21Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Do you want it again? I'm not doing it again after this.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  But don't, let's not, Jordan, let's not, whatever happens, you were in a higher set maths than me, and you made that perfectly clear on Tuesday. This is your time to shine.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  Gin and Dubonnet. Jordan walks into a bar.

• 14:38Speaker 00

  No, don't confuse it, don't add stuff in. Just say it again, I can't get my head around it.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  A gin and Dubonnet costs eleven pounds.

• 14:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  That's the total figure.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  As part of that figure, the gin costs ten pounds more than the Dubonnet. So we're trying to work out how you'd get to eleven pounds.

• 14:57Speaker 00

  So, so what's the question?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  How much does the Dubonnet cost?

• 15:02Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  Oh, now I've just seen what Jordan's written out, that.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  No, are you not, it's supposed to be looking?

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Well, I could finish writing, my pen was down.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  And I've just saw, Jordan had it flat on the desk, darling, so, you know.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  I'm only joshing, I'm only joshing.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  But I, now, it's interesting that you've written that, because that was what I was originally going to put, but put, so I'm now annoyed that he might have got this right.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Oh no. Well, how do we want to reveal this?

• 15:26Speaker 00

  Do it together.

• 15:26Speaker 01

  Jordan, you do yours.

• 15:27Speaker 00

  Do it together, one, two, three.

• 15:29Speaker 02

  Okay. Um, Jordan has written a pound.

• 15:32Speaker 01

  I've, I've, I've also.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  With some working.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Drawn Jordan's penis.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  William has written fifty p with a very hairy penis on it.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Small.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  Small and hairy.

• 15:42Speaker 00

  Grow up.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  Okay, I can reveal that, um, someone has got the right answer.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  And the right answer is fifty p.

• 15:52Speaker 00

  Bullshit! How's it fifty p if it's a ten pound more? This is bullshit. This is bullshit.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Do you want me to show my workings?

• 16:03Speaker 00

  No!

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Yes, actually do, because I, I thought it was one.

• 16:05Speaker 00

  The gin and Dubonnet is eleven pounds, right? The Dubonnet costs ten pounds more than the gin. Yeah?

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:14Speaker 00

  Ten pounds more.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Something like that.

• 16:16Speaker 00

  Is a tenner plus the pound, so it's a pound you.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  What, so what, so, okay, give me the answer for ten pounds more than one pounds, because that's the question.

• 16:24Speaker 00

  Ten pounds more than one pound?

• 16:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:26Speaker 00

  I don't understand. I don't understand.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Okay, the trick is, what you're doing is you're adding up to eleven pounds with ten pounds, but the trick is that it's the difference, it's the ten pound difference between the two drinks. So if the Dubonnet were one pound, like Jordan has said, the gin would be eleven pounds, making the total twelve pounds. But we're looking for the total to be eleven pounds. So we halve the difference, ten pounds divided by two equals five pounds. I don't really get that bit, but Jordan's written Ben is a dick. Actually, we're talking about nicknames on, on this, on the Tuesday episode, my nickname, as my name is actually Benedict. Again, by, I think by the man who was really hurt by the fact that I'd broken up to this, with this girl, he called me Ben's a dick, so thanks for that trauma.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Um, the Dubonnet is fifty p, the gin is ten pounds fifty, and that adds up to be eleven pounds total, that's what we're looking for.

• 17:15Speaker 00

  Great, all right.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Well, I thought that was great fun.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  We, that, so, just as a reminder, Jordan, two out of five commiserations. William?

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Hmm?

• 17:25Speaker 02

  You are the winner. You are the sexist hats champion.

• 17:28Speaker 01

  That's because I had a mascot.

• 17:30Speaker 00

  Congrat, oh, that's a little certificate.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 17:32Speaker 00

  Why do you, why is his name already written on it?

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Well, you know, come on.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  No, it was written live, it was like the, the, the Premier League when they scratch it in at the end of the season.

• 17:40Speaker 01

  It says certificate, certificate of achievement, leave my mascot, William Hanson for coming first during the Help I Section Boss Year Six Exam held on September the eighth, you've done the American format, that's interesting, two thousand and twenty-six, Chairman Emeritus Stu. Talking of forge signatures.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  We're talking, we were also talking about forge signatures on Tuesday.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Not here today.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Stuart hasn't come today, so that.

• 18:01Speaker 01

  And E P B.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  That is his actual signature, but that is mine.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  That's not your sign, your signature, not the initials E P B.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  It's my autograph, babes.

• 18:10Speaker 00

  Right, we're moving on, continuing the theme of back to school from last Tuesday's episode. We asked all you wonderful gene divas to send in the weirdest, wildest, the most ridiculous school myths and rumours that they remember, there's always loads, I went to a few schools and they always got round. I've got one.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Wasn't there one about the test tube?

• 18:26Speaker 00

  Yes, but I wanna see if this is in there, so if not, I'll tell you at the end.

• 18:29Speaker 01

  That's what she said.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  All right, what've we got?

• 18:31Speaker 01

  Um, so, KJ said, every teacher seemed to know the story about the boy who died after hitting his head whilst swinging on a chair. Surely they weren't all talking about the same boy?

• 18:40Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, I remember him, that died swinging on his chair, I've always swung on a chair.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Alex said, my geography teacher was a sheep shagger.

• 18:48Speaker 00

  Do you know what, I, that does ring a bell, geography teacher shagging a sheep.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  Well, I think that's probably not true then. I mean, it probably statistically has happened at some point. Helena said, or Helena, said, we had an art teacher who apparently had a wooden boob.

• 19:03Speaker 00

  How can you have a wooden tit? Isn't that a bird?

• 19:08Speaker 01

  A wood tit.

• 19:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, isn't it, a wooden tit?

• 19:10Speaker 01

  No, not a wooden tit.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  And a booby is a bird as well.

• 19:14Speaker 00

  And a booby?

• 19:16Speaker 02

  Booby.

• 19:17Speaker 00

  And a booby?

• 19:18Speaker 02

  No, not, I went to school with her, booby.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Is a tropical seabird.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  Uh, Pete said that a girl put peanut butter on her vag and got her dog to clean it up.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  So, yeah, mine, it was a, a guy put it on his willy.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  Uh, Mark said that William Hanson used to toss off the rugby team in the changing rooms, honestly.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  That's not a rumour.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  It wasn't the changing rooms.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Can't be a rumour if it's fact.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Lorna said, if you swallowed chewing gum, it stayed in your stomach for twelve years.

• 19:44Speaker 00

  Hmm, and if you swallowed pips, that you'd grow an apple tree.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  Uh, apple pips have traces of cyanide in them, I believe. Not enough to kill anyone, but if you had an awful lot of apple pips, you probably wouldn't come out too good. Jimmy said that a kid stuck his knob in a Billy Big Mouth bass and turned it on to get a blowjob.

• 20:05Speaker 00

  Take me to the river.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Take me to the edge.

• 20:09Speaker 00

  Hurt me in the water.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Emily said, I was pregnant. This lasted about two years. I still haven't popped it out. Okay.

• 20:16Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, there's always rumours.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Oh, I see. You came up with a rumour.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  There's always rumours someone was pregnant, aren't there?

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Uh, Mike says, if your teacher was 15 minutes late, you were allowed to leave.

• 20:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, I remember that.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Well, yeah, I mean, when do you, when as a class, how long do you sit there waiting for them? presumably the whole lesson. Similarly, I do think, one of the, when, when it's my turn to become prime minister, I would say that if you, in a restaurant, you ask for the bill and they then don't bring the bill, or you ask for the bill, they bring the bill and they just don't bring the card machine over. If they haven't come and taken payment within 10 minutes, you can go and the meal's on the restaurant.

• 20:47Speaker 00

  Fifteen, I'd say fifteen.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Let's say 12 and a half.

• 20:51Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  You can be my chance. Oh, I'm actually not getting you to be a chance with the exchange, given your maths.

• 20:55Speaker 00

  No, God, no.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Gen Z Izzy says, my friend had a rumour spread about her that she got a boiled egg as a snack in her Tesco meal deal. She never lived it down. What? Oh, that you got a boiled egg.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, my friend, she never did it, had a boiled egg in her meal deal. Everyone said that she did it and then she became the boiled egg girl and it was really embarrassing.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  Bam, oh.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Gosh, well, it all went on in Clitheroe.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  William wouldn't have stood a chance. You love a boiled egg.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  I love a boiled egg.

• 21:23Speaker 00

  Weird that you get them in meal deals because they don't taste like eggs at all.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  No. Um, and Rachel said a kid apparently put a safe, oh! A safety pin through his scrotum.

• 21:34Speaker 00

  I heard that as well.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 21:36Speaker 00

  Someone I heard was, a, a girl took a test tube back from, she nicked it from science and she was like, using, fingering herself with it or something. And then her mum come in, she shut her legs and it smashed in a fanny. She had to have an operation. But I got told that at two different schools. Have you heard that before, Jack? No.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  Mine was a boiled egg.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  What, in a fanny? And it smashed in a fanny?

• 22:02Speaker 02

  Not that it smashed, it just was, it stuck.

• 22:05Speaker 00

  But I, I believed that, but I went to two high schools and I heard it in both.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  That's not true.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  That's not true.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  Um, and of course, the Marilyn Manson classic rumour that he had his ribs removed.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 22:15Speaker 01

  So he could filate himself.

• 22:17Speaker 00

  He could suck himself off. Was that not true? Remember that? Also, the one that Keenan Cal died.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, still alive.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  In a car crash. Yeah, yeah.

• 22:25Speaker 01

  Um, well, there we go. We've got more of your messages and emails and letters after the break.

• 22:33Speaker 04

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• 22:51Speaker 05

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• 23:07Speaker 00

  All right, Gene Devers, thanks for sticking with us. Normal service resumes. William Hanson, what responses have we got this week, please?

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Well, Steve finally has an answer to the question that's been keeping me awake at night. Why is in-flight entertainment still allowed 20 minutes after landing? Lots of cabin crew responded either to the video on socials. My lovely friend Tom also sent me a message. Literally, I had, the episode went out on Tuesday morning. I got out of bed at like eight, which was quite late for me.

• 23:32Speaker 00

  Half eleven these days for you.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  I already had a message from Tom and lots of people got in touch, so thank you, everyone. Steve says, I have just been listening to your Tuesday episode where William asks about the in-flight entertainment screens running until 20 minutes after the flight has landed. I'm cabin crew for a UK airline, albeit without in-flight entertainment. However, I have some insight as to why. Firstly, firstly, most big airports have 15 to 20 minutes of taxi times now from runway to gate and Istanbul can be 25 to 40 minutes. So it gives people time to finish their film while trundling around the airport. Secondly, some newer planes have cameras you can watch from the screens, so you can enjoy the thrilling experience of watching the nose wheel taxi. Finally, it's a lifesaver for families. Parents travelling with multiple children can wait

• 24:16Speaker 01

  until the end to disembark and keeping the screens on gives them a few extra minutes of peace while everyone else gets off. Hope this solves the mystery. Love, Steve. One of your 11 straight male listeners. Well, thank you, Steve, and, and, and, and our only straight male air crew. So thank you. Um, yes, well, it does make sense, of course, because 20 minutes after landing, you, if you are at a big major airport, the, the, you can land, but then you've still got that long taxi. So I, I do see it makes sense.

• 24:43Speaker 00

  It's not worse than when you, he says, we're about, we've missed our slot and you think, and he goes, uh, it could be 10 minutes, it could be 15, it could be 45, it could be an hour. And you're like, this is, I don't know what it's like to be in purgatory now, because that's the worst.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:59Speaker 00

  Take it out. I can still never figure out whether we get an hour back or we lose an hour.

• 25:04Speaker 01

  Or indeed several, if you're finding a way you'd go.

• 25:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, even to Spain, I'm like, what time are we on now? It always blags me. It's like when clocks go back. As we know, I'm not very good at math.

• 25:14Speaker 01

  But you were in a higher set than me, so we must not figure that. Um, we've had a voice note.

• 25:18Speaker 00

  Six sixes.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  Sorry?

• 25:20Speaker 00

  Six sixes.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Um, 18.

• 25:23Speaker 00

  Thirty-six, you know.

• 25:24Speaker 01

  Six sixes? Six, oh, six, sorry, not three sixes, sorry.

• 25:28Speaker 00

  Go on, give me one.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  We, uh, oh, uh, hang on, let's do, what is nine, nine, nine times nine?

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Forty-nine in it, fifty-two.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  No, there's a way of doing nines. What, oh, wait, three, six, nine.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  It's 81.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  Did you, did you both do that on purpose?

• 25:49Speaker 01

  I was just doing it to make him feel better. Um, now, look, we've had a voice note from On The Face. Ollie, Dr. Ollie, that one weighing in on a dilemma from a couple of weeks ago where a listener thought their partner was doing a shart, only to discover something that looked suspiciously like man porridge come out of their anus.

• 26:05Speaker 00

  And he is an official doctor.

• 26:07Speaker 01

  Doctor, Dr. Ollie, On The Face Ollie is actually an official doctor.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  He's been on your face.

• 26:11Speaker 01

  He's, whose face has he not been on?

• 26:14Speaker 02

  But he does Botox.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  He does all sorts of things, yes.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  He's your mate.

• 26:18Speaker 01

  He is the one that gives me the, yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 00

  But he's been with you that long and you've had that much work done. It's not even your original face now.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  No, it's not, no.

• 26:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:26Speaker 01

  In fact, actually, I have such a high metabolism now, generally, my Botox doesn't really last.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can tell.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  Here's Dr. Ollie's official verdict.

• 26:36Speaker 05

  Hello, Dr. Ollie here, and I have just heard about this dilemma. While I am often known for putting pricks into people's foreheads, I am also a colorectal doctor, so this question is very much up my street. And my instinct is that this is not actually man porridge, as it were. I believe that this sounds a bit more like mucus. And so often when people shart and a little bit of mucus or snot-like substance comes out, it's actually a sign of early internal hemorrhoids, or indeed if someone's just been prepping, sometimes after douching or preparing for anal sex, the rectum produces a mucus. I would say that this is totally normal.

• 27:15Speaker 05

  And I would also expect that if it were somebody's ejaculate, that it would have meant that they had cheated literally within about an hour beforehand. And hopefully that is not the case. Best of luck.

• 27:29Speaker 00

  See, that's great.

• 27:30Speaker 01

  So there's nothing for you to worry about.

• 27:31Speaker 00

  So there's nothing, make, make sure that gets out to them ASAP.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  We need to get that to them.

• 27:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, we need to get that to them. So it might not be, but I said, I said there'd be a reasonable explanation, didn't I?

• 27:41Speaker 02

  You believed.

• 27:42Speaker 00

  I did. You were like, oh, my God, they're clearly cheating. Get rid of them. Call in the lawyers. There's always an explanation. There is.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  Well, thank you, Ollie.

• 27:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 27:51Speaker 01

  I appreciate, we all appreciate that.

• 27:52Speaker 00

  So you can get bum snot, especially at this time of year. It's going round, isn't it? Everyone's got a runny nose, runny arse, that kind of thing. Can you, Dr. Ollie, get in touch, put first defence up your bum?

• 28:03Speaker 01

  No. I mean, you can, but I don't think it'll do anything.

• 28:06Speaker 00

  Funny story. I seen Dr. Ollie in the gym yesterday.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:09Speaker 00

  And he offered me a lift on the back of his Vespa.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Yeah. Oh, yes, he has a Vespa.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  I thought he was offering you a different kind of lift.

• 28:16Speaker 01

  You say you normally go at the front, don't you? Liam has turned Jordan's peanut butter chat into a very hands-on experiment.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  I've, can I just say to the bisexuals, please stop bothering me. I get it.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  You were the one who went on and on and on about it.

• 28:30Speaker 00

  I get it. I've changed your life. I've give you, you know, I've, I've helped you realise now what bisexuality is. But just get off my back, bisexuals. Please. Get off my back. Yes, right.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Dear William Jordan and especially EPB, wink. Oh, I'm married and have always been the more experimental half of the relationship. My wife and I love peanut butter and have always had a big jar of smooth PB in the cupboard. Unknown to her, I also enjoy crunchy peanut butter, although I never keep it at home. I know a few places with a great selection of the aforementioned topping. No pun intended.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  What are we getting into here? Are they talking about peanut butter or are they talking about men?

• 29:14Speaker 01

  I don't know. Uh, a couple of weeks ago, pegging came up on the show. We joked about it before, but never seriously discussed trying it. That was about to change when I launched Project Crunchy.

• 29:25Speaker 01

  See what you've started. My neighbours are away for six weeks and I normally keep an eye out for their parcels. So I went on Amazon and for a very respectable £13.99, ordered a strap-on dildo and put their name and address on the delivery.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  £13.99, I paid £40 for mine.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Surely that's not something you want to go cheap on?

• 29:45Speaker 01

  No.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Surely not.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  It was a glass test tube.

• 29:48Speaker 00

  You don't want that. You don't want that snapping, do you?

• 29:52Speaker 01

  When I got the delivery notification, I went next door, ripped the packaging so the contents were visible and brought it inside. It was a huge success. After initially looking very surprised, my wife and I started playing around with it and eventually gave it a proper test run. I have to say, although enjoyable, it's not quite the same as real crunchy peanut butter. Thanks for the advice, the brilliant show and introducing some new ideas into my life. Yours, Liam. I have many questions.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  Is this, is this, is this the letter from the, is this the guy from the relationship? Because obviously the girl texting saying she come back and found out that her husband had used Nextdoor's strap-on. So is this that guy? Do you remember?

• 30:28Speaker 01

  But why would you, if you're going to order a dildo or anything, and I don't care what you're ordering, why do you feel the need to order it to Nextdoor?

• 30:34Speaker 00

  I think this is the same couple, so it...

• 30:37Speaker 02

  Don't get it.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  I don't get that.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  It could be the same couple.

• 30:38Speaker 00

  It's the same couple. The woman who got in touch a few weeks ago, or whenever it was, said, "My husband opened Nextdoor's parcel, it was a strap-on, and he said he was using it while she was away." It's the same couple. Got to be.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 30:51Speaker 00

  Surely.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  Well, clear it, we'll get back in touch.

• 30:54Speaker 00

  For context, anyway, I didn't give it much context. I said bisexual is, people is like peanut butter. I know what it's like to be bisexual now, because...

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Can we do a, can we do a transcript chat, a, a check as to how many times it's gone about this?

• 31:06Speaker 00

  Some weeks, some days I wake up and I'm like peanut butter crunchy and some days I want it smooth and I reckon that's what it's like to be bisexual. Loads have got in touch, like, inundated by the bisexual...

• 31:16Speaker 01

  Inundated. We have been inundated by that.

• 31:18Speaker 00

  By the bisexual community. Right, shall we finish with our comment of the week? There's going to be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  The honourable mentions go to Gemma Thompson on YouTube, who said, "Producing is lost on Ben. He should be in a court of law pulling out those receipts on Jordan from previous episodes, your honour."

• 31:34Speaker 00

  What was that about?

• 31:35Speaker 01

  How many times you've talked about 420. Tracy Chalkley on YouTube.

• 31:40Speaker 00

  You don't know what 420 is.

• 31:43Speaker 01

  It's when you, it's when you get up in the morning.

• 31:45Speaker 00

  No, it's also slang as well, I believe, isn't it?

• 31:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, some sort of thing.

• 31:49Speaker 01

  Tracy Chalkley on YouTube said, "If they switch to dandelion and burdock, will they become D and Beavers?"

• 31:55Speaker 00

  Yes, absolutely. If you are into, if you want to drink D and B.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  D and B.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  Well, we have for a long time looked for the non-alcoholic version of the G and D, so maybe it's just...

• 32:04Speaker 00

  When I go sober, that'll be it. I'll be...

• 32:06Speaker 02

  I think that's it.

• 32:07Speaker 00

  I'll be a D and Beaver.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  A D and Beaver. It'll be first time for everything. But our comment of the week goes to Robert on Spotify, who says, "Love that Rodrigo is getting a JVS-style shout-out on Sexed 2 and how Jordan didn't even notice. Clearly not a bucket head." Robert is one of many who notices that.

• 32:23Speaker 00

  What did he say?

• 32:23Speaker 01

  Well, Jonathan, I don't really know why he does it, but Jonathan just does this thing where he just goes, "Isn't that right, Rodrigo?" Because Rodrigo is our Zoffia on...

• 32:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, and sometimes Rodrigo...

• 32:34Speaker 01

  And Rodrigo on a bank holiday.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 32:36Speaker 01

  Because Zoffia was not in. Rodrigo covered.

• 32:38Speaker 00

  He's our tech op. What's your official title?

• 32:41Speaker 02

  Studio engineer.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  Studio engineer.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  Studio engineer. Executive studio.

• 32:45Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 32:46Speaker 01

  Executive.

• 32:47Speaker 00

  Rodrigo's house.

• 33:01Speaker 00

  Every time we make...

• 33:06Speaker 00

  Every time I mention Rodrigo now, we hear that sound. And it's Rodrigo's sound.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Rodrigo's, anyway. Yes. So I, I did a little reference to it because we had to ask Rodrigo for Spanish, I think, for, Spanish for ironing board.

• 33:20Speaker 00

  But he's not Spanish.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  No, he's from Peru.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  He's Uruguayan, innit?

• 33:23Speaker 01

  He's from Peru.

• 33:25Speaker 00

  He's Persian. Parisian.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  He's from Paris.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  Peruvian.

• 33:30Speaker 00

  Peruvian.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  It's like him and Paddington Bear, the two most famous Peruvians.

• 33:34Speaker 00

  Remember, is Peruvian Spanish different to Spanish Spanish?

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 33:39Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 33:40Speaker 01

  In fact, it's an entirely separate country.

• 33:42Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, but is the language different?

• 33:44Speaker 02

  The language is different.

• 33:44Speaker 00

  Is it?

• 33:45Speaker 02

  The language differs between every one of the Hispanic countries.

• 33:47Speaker 00

  Really? So Latin Spanish is different from Spanish Spanish?

• 33:51Speaker 02

  The Spanish in Latin America is different to Spanish Spanish.

• 33:54Speaker 00

  No. Is it actually?

• 33:55Speaker 02

  Like, English is different to the, to the American English.

• 33:59Speaker 01

  Oh my god, don't...

• 33:59Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it's still the same, they're still the, can they understand each other?

• 34:02Speaker 02

  They can absolutely understand each other. It's probably more different, I'd say, than between the US and the UK, but still, yeah.

• 34:08Speaker 01

  Last week on my socials, I did a video saying it's Buckingham Palace, not Buckingham Palace. And the Americans are...

• 34:15Speaker 00

  You've rage baited.

• 34:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:17Speaker 00

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• 34:24Speaker 01

  Haven't gone back yet.

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• 34:40Speaker 01

  Goodbye.