French Rug Penises | And Jordan Works On His Mini

William and Jordan are here to answer the question that everyone wants to know the answer to: How many penises are there on the Bayeux Tapestry? William also finally convinces Jordan to take on the NY Times Mini crossword and the boys discover the true meaning behind the 'sit down wee hammock'. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 1:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Bless me.

• 2:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  The only manly thing about you is your sneeze. That was so much.

• 2:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Thank you.

• 2:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That was... Did you hear that? Do it again.

• 2:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I can't sneeze on demand.

• 2:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Look at the light. Look at the light. Look right at that light there.

• 2:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm like The Weeknd. I feel it coming. But not soon enough.

• 2:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What a man.

• 2:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Maybe, maybe during the, um, episode I'll sneeze again.

• 2:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Such a manly sneeze. Who did you get that off?

• 2:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  A man.

• 2:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  A man. All right. Shall we start?

• 2:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes, go on.

• 2:32SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Hello, and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much content we can squeeze in, extra content we can get in.

• 2:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How much extra content we can sneeze into your week. Thank you.

• 2:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's gonna be a good ep. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and how our advice has gone down with you, our GN Divas.

• 2:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  How the dickens are you?

• 2:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm good. How are you?

• 2:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes, I'm all right. What are you up to this weekend?

• 2:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Um, so I'm, I'm traveling up to record a TV show.

• 2:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 2:59SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 3:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Which one?

• 3:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Can't say. So-

• 3:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, yes, you can.

• 3:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Not allowed to say, I don't think.

• 3:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 3:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh, but it's, it's one I've always wanted to do.

• 3:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Fine.

• 3:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So probably gonna be the last one.

• 3:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I was gonna say... Yeah, yeah.

• 3:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh, and then I was gonna go up to see my mom and dad and stay the night, but she went, "Well, if you're not getting there for 8:00, 9:00, there's no point." I was like, "Oh, all right. Cheers, Wendy."

• 3:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, okay. Well, at least you tried.

• 3:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So I might, I might actually go and stay with mom and dad. She said she'll make me corn beef hash, which would be worth it, just for corn beef hash.

• 3:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Make the journey. Yeah.

• 3:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. Honestly, Wendy's corn beef hash is second to none.

• 3:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm. Well, how about yours? Is yours better?

• 3:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's a close second, but-

• 3:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay

• 3:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... hers is second to none.

• 3:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right.

• 3:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So then, uh-

• 3:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Or first, we could just say.

• 3:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm. And then Saturday, chill, watch England.

• 3:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right.

• 3:46SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And then s- roast season, innit? So I'll be having a Guinness and a roast dinner on Sunday. What more could you want?

• 3:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Lovely. Pork?

• 3:53SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No, I don't do pork.

• 3:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You don't do pork?

• 3:55SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I've told you this. I don't like pork.

• 3:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 3:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I like sausages. I like bacon. I like gammon.

• 4:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 4:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But I don't like pork. I don't mind pork cheek 'cause I've had that in a-

• 4:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Pork cheek?

• 4:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... pasta before.

• 4:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Gosh.

• 4:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm. How-

• 4:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I know. Continental.

• 4:10SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I know. What about you? What you doing this weekend?

• 4:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Uh, I'm off to Spain.

• 4:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Wow.

• 4:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Just for, just for three nights.

• 4:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Where?

• 4:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, I don't know if you are... I do another podcast, Um, By Podcast, and, um, um, Jonathan's taking me to Frigiliana.

• 4:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh, Fri-

• 4:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Which is where he-

• 4:25SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... Fri- Fringuirola?

• 4:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, not, not Fringuirola. Frigiliana. I'm to-

• 4:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Where's that?

• 4:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I can assure you Fringuirola is worlds apart from Frigiliana, or it should be Frigiliana is worlds apart from Fringuirola.

• 4:35SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Where is that?

• 4:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Uh, well, I fly into Malaga. And that's-

• 4:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, that's-

• 4:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's about f- But it's... I think it's the other... It's up in the hills.

• 4:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, that's where I go. I go Mijas every year.

• 4:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, it's not far.

• 4:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mijas.

• 4:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 4:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Has he got a place there?

• 4:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He rents... He always goes to the same... You know John, a creature of habit. He always goes to the same villa. But he's always-

• 4:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And have a glass of wine, yeah.

• 4:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. And think I'll have a burger. He's always wanted to take me, and so we're going.

• 5:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 5:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Can you imagine podcasts that do sort of episodes in Spain? Pfft. Never catch on.

• 5:04SCRIBE_speaker_4

  We've done that before.

• 5:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I know. That's the joke.

• 5:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay. Well, that's good.

• 5:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So I'm doing that.

• 5:10SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh.

• 5:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  As you know, I'm-

• 5:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Are you, are you going on your own or are you going with Mikey?

• 5:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, Mikey's not coming. Mikey said it would just be you and J- um, Jonathan getting pissed, so Mikey's gone to see his family.

• 5:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, fair enough.

• 5:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 5:19SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And it will be just you and Jonathan getting pissed.

• 5:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes. And, uh-

• 5:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, you wish you drank beer. You'd love the beer out in Spain.

• 5:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. No. Um-

• 5:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Bring us back a cleaning product.

• 5:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, g- I will.

• 5:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Ask Jonathan.

• 5:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In fact, actually, that is a very good point for me taking quite a big suitcase. I was gonna try and take a small one, but I am gonna have to bring the Spanish cleaning products back.

• 5:41SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 5:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So actually I should take the big size.

• 5:42SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Bring me one back if you don't mind.

• 5:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Anything in particular?

• 5:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh, something for me surfaces. Nice surfaces.

• 5:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Kitchen surfaces?

• 5:50SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, maybe something for me bathroom and something for me floors. So whatever.

• 5:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm bringing back half the shop now.

• 5:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Whatever. Whatever. I want my house to smell like a Spanish toilet, basically.

• 6:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right.

• 6:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I've said it before. I'll say it again You see, this is why you and Jonathan are so similar

• 6:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's actually scary

• 6:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  If there is ... There should be a Venn diagram-

• 6:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I would eat my dinner off it in a Spanish tiger

• 6:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... and Jonathan's basic-

• 6:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I would

• 6:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... Jonathan's in the middle, and there's you, Jonathan, me-

• 6:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm

• 6:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... and then Jonathan is a combination of us both, I'd say

• 6:18SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In one of those circle diagram things we did

• 6:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's a Venn diagram, yes.

• 6:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Is that what they're called?

• 6:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes.

• 6:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  In a Zen di- we ... Is that what you were talking about?

• 6:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  A Venn diagram. Yeah.

• 6:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  A Venn.

• 6:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 6:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, I'm very good at maths. They'd cross over, wouldn't we?

• 6:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You would.

• 6:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We w- we would be crossing little circles

• 6:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  On a whole spectrum, and spectrum certainly comes to mind.

• 6:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Uh, well, enjoy Spain.

• 6:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Thank you so much.

• 6:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Gracias.

• 6:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I remember a couple of weeks ago I said always pick up the phone when your mom calls-

• 6:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm

• 6:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... even if it's not convenient. It should be like a rule of life.

• 6:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay

• 6:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... uh, and I, I demanded that Jo set up a poll.

• 6:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You did. You shouted at her.

• 6:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Jo. Jo. Set up a poll.

• 6:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:53SCRIBE_speaker_4

  She did. Um, so the results are in.

• 6:56SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 6:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay. Do you want to hear them?

• 6:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. I'm like a coiled spring.

• 6:59SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It was very close, which is worrying because our G and Divas are usually lovely people, but it says it was very close. 49% of people agree with me and 51% would only pick up-

• 7:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ah

• 7:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... if it was convenient.

• 7:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Gosh, it's like Brexit.

• 7:13SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No. You should always pick up the phone to your mom.

• 7:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So, well, 49%. Only, only ... Um, the minority agree with you.

• 7:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, 49%.

• 7:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm. The minority have reported.

• 7:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Your mom ... If your mom rung now, would you not answer?

• 7:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, because I'm working. Also, it's not 5:30. She knows that that's our chat time.

• 7:32SCRIBE_speaker_4

  She rings every day at-

• 7:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No

• 7:33SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... every other day.

• 7:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I ... She expects me to phone her.

• 7:35SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 7:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She does always go ... She's ... And she used to get really irritated with Granny because Granny would expect my mother to phone her, and my mother would say to Granny, "You know you can phone me."

• 7:42SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm.

• 7:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And now Mummy completely gets it from Granny's point of view.

• 7:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  My mom's the same, to be fair.

• 7:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 7:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  She doesn't actually ring much. She's like you ringing, so when she does ring I'm like, "Oh, yeah." She's the same.

• 7:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If my mother phoned now, I would know there was a problem, and I would probably text her going, "I'm gonna phone you in, well, 30 minutes." And then if she texts back going, "I need your phone now," I pause the recording.

• 8:02SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Does she ever slag your brother off to you?

• 8:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No.

• 8:04SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh.

• 8:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 8:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 8:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, the opposite.

• 8:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. My mom neither.

• 8:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We wait for that to happen.

• 8:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  My mom neither.

• 8:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, Jordan, can I just start? Last week you ... we talked about you paying more attention to Instagram than messages and that you, you know, you normally respond on DMs or on Instagram, et cetera.

• 8:19SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm. It depends where you've got me.

• 8:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Fine. So where's-

• 8:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Depends what app I've got open

• 8:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... okay.

• 8:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 8:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Where's my treat?

• 8:25SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What do you mean?

• 8:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Where's my treat?

• 8:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Treat?

• 8:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. You, you, you pay attention to Instagram, yeah?

• 8:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 8:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Where's my treat?

• 8:33SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm not following.

• 8:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Why don't you get Instagram open now?

• 8:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Treat? I've just ... You've just had half of me freaking pasta-

• 8:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And so-

• 8:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... can I say

• 8:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... so they were brought ... That was specifically brought for me.

• 8:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Right. So I come in. You're like ... I came in with a, a, a bag of treats from ... Well, it's from M&S I can say. And they were like, "Get it." So I, I had to slap hands away. I brought some treats in. I've got some buttons. I've got some pistachio Big Daddies they're called, some Percy Pigs. I had a pasta, right?

• 9:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 9:02SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And then I said to William, "Do you want a bit?" And he went, "Oh, yes please, darling." He had a bit, ate all the chicken, so I was just left with the pasta and sweet corn.

• 9:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You know me. Protein, protein, protein.

• 9:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Cheers. And then Ben's finished off my sushi.

• 9:16SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Hi, guys.

• 9:17SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Hi, Ben.

• 9:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If you just go onto the Sexted Story.

• 9:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Sexted Story.

• 9:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Which obviously you've paid attention to.

• 9:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh. "Hi, Jordan. You don't read our WhatsApps. We're trying..." Oh, I'm not sending this.

• 9:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Clearly.

• 9:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  "Can you bring a treat for William to record later? Cheers. P.S. Don't forget to pay him back for the gas."

• 9:34SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 9:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I did bring treats.

• 9:36SCRIBE_speaker_5

  He did bring treats.

• 9:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You did.

• 9:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I did.

• 9:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You did.

• 9:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But I didn't see that.

• 9:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I think that coincidentally.

• 9:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I actually didn't see that, but I, I did bring treats. I always bring treats.

• 9:43SCRIBE_speaker_5

  How much do you owe him?

• 9:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It ... Yeah. How much do I owe you?

• 9:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  125.

• 9:46SCRIBE_speaker_4

  F- sh- it's going up every week.

• 9:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's not. It's not at all.

• 9:48SCRIBE_speaker_4

  125. I will pay. Can you just remind me when you've got and I'll just pay you.

• 9:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ironically, someone called ... accused me of gaslighting you.

• 9:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm. Just pay- ... there we go. Just pay the ... I'll pay you. It's, it's a lot of money though.

• 9:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I said okay. Yeah, but...

• 10:01SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Do you know it takes like a second to pay someone?

• 10:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 10:04SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's not with me.

• 10:04SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So you can just do it now.

• 10:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Do you know how long it takes me? I-

• 10:09SCRIBE_speaker_5

  I think the thing is with these tasks, these little tasks, sometimes you just gotta do it in the moment. Get it done.

• 10:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't have to. We've done this.

• 10:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, I'm gonna get you to open up another app in a minute because I want you to have a go at that New York Times crossword. I'm gonna help you. We're gonna be a team, okay?

• 10:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't need help.

• 10:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm offering to give you help.

• 10:25SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 10:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You don't have to accept it, but I'm offering it if you would like it because it's your first time. Literally, it is, it is great. Honestly, minutes of fun.

• 10:35SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Or seconds.

• 10:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Jack's case, hours.

• 10:39SCRIBE_speaker_5

  We've been, we've been having a bit of a New York Times mini crossword banter before-

• 10:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I heard

• 10:43SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... turning up at the studio.

• 10:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I heard.

• 10:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Sim, sim for class.

• 10:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You were like, "I came top on Wednesday the 15th of September."

• 10:50SCRIBE_speaker_5

  That was about something else.

• 10:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Minutes of fun.

• 10:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, now look, we-

• 10:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's my motto.

• 11:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Minutes of fun.

• 11:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Actually used the name. After, after we talked about the Bayeux Tapestry and the-

• 11:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, the French rug

• 11:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... yes, and the major historical events that would be on a Sexted Tapestry, we asked for our G and Divas ideas. Emma, Catherine, Melissa, and Sophie said you falling off your chair.

• 11:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, that could be stitched in.

• 11:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's, that's a nice one. Luce said our Kylie outfits from the last tour.

• 11:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes. Definitely.

• 11:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Be like ... That would look lovely embroidered. Lottie and Zoe said Diego.

• 11:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, we get Diego on there.

• 11:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He could appear numerous times. It could be like spot Diego.

• 11:33SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 11:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. Which is quite nice.

• 11:34SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Like the horses.

• 11:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 11:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, is there a lot of horses on the Bayeux Tapestry?

• 11:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 11:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I've never seen it. I've not even seen a picture of it.

• 11:42SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Well, I know you have.

• 11:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I have, I think.

• 11:44SCRIBE_speaker_5

  There's like h- horses are like sort of that day's version of Uber.

• 11:49SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Sure. It was 1060. It was about the ... It was just before ... It, it was like in the lead up to the Battle of Hastings, weren't it?

• 11:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. The Depict the Battle of Hastings.

• 11:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, God. It's well old then, innit?

• 11:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It is quite old, yes.

• 11:59SCRIBE_speaker_4

  1066.

• 12:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm. It's just before 11 o'clock.

• 12:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No, it would've been just after

• 12:04SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah, just, uh, so

• 12:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You've ruined the-

• 12:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, h- oh, don't worry. Hannah said, um, it wouldn't feature Kat because she's never home

• 12:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Wow.

• 12:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Craig said it should feature Jordan in Skegness. Katie suggested Wendy and William being bitchy to each other.

• 12:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  How would we put that across a stitch and-

• 12:22SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Coring

• 12:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, yeah. That's good.

• 12:23SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Coring our eyes out.

• 12:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, Isabella said the swords from the original could be replaced with cloner wheelies.

• 12:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's a good one. Has he got swords then as well?

• 12:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's got it all.

• 12:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm, I'm, I'm gonna have to go and see this.

• 12:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was their equivalent to Coronation Street back in the day.

• 12:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, I'm gonna have to go and see this. I'm behind going, "Hmm, riveting."

• 12:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Scarlett said it would be a storyboard of Jordan changing over the years. Yes.

• 12:46SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, like my evolution.

• 12:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 12:48SCRIBE_speaker_5

  The mustache growing.

• 12:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 12:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Dan said it would show William buying gas. Lily had the same idea, but said if it also included Jordan paying him back, it would be longer than the actual Bayeux Tapestry.

• 13:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm gonna pay you back.

• 13:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Kiara thought it could celebrate the monumental moment Jordan actually pays William back, if indeed that ever happens. Quite.

• 13:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, tell me the original price instead of the one that you're making up, and we'll-

• 13:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  If you track back over some episodes, you'll find it

• 13:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm not listening back.

• 13:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Andrew said it wouldn't actually feature Jordan, as he'd turn up too late to be included.

• 13:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, I don't think people posed for the Bayeux Tapestry or whatever it's called.

• 13:23SCRIBE_speaker_5

  How many different ways have we pronounced it?

• 13:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't know. I don't think it's like a portrait. I think-

• 13:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, it didn't work like that.

• 13:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 13:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, Steven with a V said 30, 35 meters of Ben saying, "Hi, guys." Ally suggested it would feature one doth not be a sex podcast in a beautiful font, and Is said it should feature lots of cocks.

• 13:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, that'd be good. It's like-

• 13:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They're our production team. They've got names.

• 13:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Hi, um, is, is it how big it is? 35 meters?

• 13:55SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I think it's longer than that.

• 13:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, how did they get that across from France?

• 13:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Uh, UPS.

• 14:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Did... Are you winding me up?

• 14:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 14:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  How would they... What did they do?

• 14:04SCRIBE_speaker_5

  I think it was a big do, wasn't it?

• 14:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. What did they do? Did they wrap it up? Did it go in different... Did it go in one lorry?

• 14:10SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Goodness. We are really turning into the bloody Rest Is History, aren't we?

• 14:13SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, it's kind of my new Roman Empire, this. I'm gonna start hyper-focusing on the Bayeux Tapestry. What's it called?

• 14:20SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The Bay of Biscay.

• 14:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Why can't I say it? What's it called?

• 14:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The Bayeux Tapestry.

• 14:26SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Bayeux.

• 14:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  The Bayeux. Like mayo.

• 14:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 14:28SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Bayeux like mayo.

• 14:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Bayeux like mayo. Right, the Mayo- Bayeux Tapestry.

• 14:32SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Is it last, though, we're probably getting it wrong as well, 'cause I think last week we said it was made in France, but it was actually made in England.

• 14:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What?

• 14:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The, the... I've looked that up. It's slightly disputed.

• 14:40SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Oh.

• 14:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Most historians think England, but some historians also think France, so-

• 14:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, how did they not know?

• 14:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, because it was 1066.

• 14:48SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, sure they would write stuff-

• 14:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, depicts... It wasn't. It was actually later than 1066.

• 14:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm not being funny, but if you've got time to stitch a 35-meter rug, you've got time to write stuff down. So this was made in England.

• 14:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Anyway, speaking of cocks, it says here that producer Ben has prepared a mini quiz on the Bayeux Tapestry to test our knowledge. Uh, and Ben, this is now your bit, making use of cuck cam.

• 15:10SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Thank you.

• 15:10SCRIBE_speaker_4

  The Bayeux Tapestry. Bayeux like mayo.

• 15:12SCRIBE_speaker_5

  The Bayeux Tapestry. I've got three questions for you.

• 15:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay. Oh, just three?

• 15:15SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Two... Well.

• 15:17SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 15:17SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah. It's been a busy period.

• 15:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mini quiz.

• 15:20SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Mini quiz. Okay, question one, how many penises are featured in the Bayeux Tapestry?

• 15:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 15:26SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Do you want multiple choice?

• 15:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 15:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes.

• 15:28SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Is it A, 13? Is it B, 69? Or is it C, 93?

• 15:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Now you're interested in going to see it.

• 15:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm going to say A.

• 15:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'll go with B.

• 15:43SCRIBE_speaker_5

  You're saying 13.

• 15:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'll go... What is it? No, it's not 69.

• 15:47SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Jordan, B is 69, C is 93.

• 15:50SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Let's, let's work together. We'll go for A.

• 15:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 15:54SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Well, working together or apart, you're wrong. The answer is actually 93.

• 15:59SCRIBE_speaker_4

  93 cocks?

• 16:01SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Although it, there is one disputed penis, so it could be 94. Uh, apparently scholar Dr. Christopher Monk believes a dangling shape on a running man is a 94th phallus, whereas someone else called Garnet argues it's a dag- a dagger scabbard. So-

• 16:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh. Don't get them mixed up

• 16:17SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... it's definitely not 13. It's plenty more than that.

• 16:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  93 cocks.

• 16:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  93 cocks.

• 16:21SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Okay.

• 16:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's had more than your rug.

• 16:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Seen more cocks than your rug.

• 16:31SCRIBE_speaker_5

  It feels like it's close to the joke, but-

• 16:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'll get there eventually

• 16:35SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... it's, uh, it's somewhere close to that. Um, question two, how many of these penises-

• 16:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Had more pictures than you.

• 16:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We'll get there.

• 16:45SCRIBE_speaker_5

  We'll get there. We'll get there maybe next week. Um, how many-

• 16:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Someone's been shot in the eye on my rug as well. It's a really niche reference.

• 16:52SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Uh, we finished?

• 16:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 16:54SCRIBE_speaker_5

  If you pardon the pun. Question two, how many of these penises are human?

• 16:58SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, for God's sake. It's, it's-

• 16:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, what are the options?

• 17:01SCRIBE_speaker_5

  A, five; B, 14-

• 17:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm

• 17:05SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... C, 50.

• 17:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What? Real-life penises that have been stitched into it?

• 17:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. Uh, well, yes, but just depicted. I'm gonna say 50.

• 17:15SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But he just said, he just said there was... How many penises?

• 17:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, but they could be horse penis.

• 17:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, for Christ's sake. Is that a detail on it?

• 17:21SCRIBE_speaker_5

  That's the detail.

• 17:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  100 something.

• 17:22SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Or it could be. I don't know.

• 17:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, what you saying?

• 17:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The C, 50.

• 17:29SCRIBE_speaker_5

  The answer is A, five.

• 17:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So it's-

• 17:32SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So five are human, or six, and 88 of them are horse penises.

• 17:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow. Oh.

• 17:39SCRIBE_speaker_5

  It's a lot of willy. Um-

• 17:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, sure. No wonder it took them... How long did it take them? How long did it take them to do it? Like 10 years.

• 17:45SCRIBE_speaker_5

  10 years, I think we said. So you see William's now the expert, apparently.

• 17:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They... Well, I didn't want to give it away because I wand, wondered if they were going to be, uh, part of your quiz, but instead, somewhat predictably, the questions are being about dick. Um, the... I thought you were gonna say when was the Bayeux Tapestry sort of finished, which was 1077 probably.

• 18:05SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So you basically swotted up.

• 18:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 18:07SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Good- goodness grief. Well, the final question. Who has the biggest penis in the Bayeux Tapestry?

• 18:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh.

• 18:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Why, why have you turned from it so-

• 18:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Red Rum the horse

• 18:18SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Well, it's gone viral this week apparently, the number of penises on Bayeux Tapestry. It's wh- Bayeux Tapestry, it's all, it's all the rage.

• 18:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Can, can we have a multiple choice?

• 18:26SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yes. It's, is it A, King Harold? Is it B, William the Conqueror? Or is it C, William the Conqueror's horse?

• 18:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'll go with the horse.

• 18:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Harold, I've... To say-

• 18:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Harold's the one that gets shot in the eye

• 18:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... yeah, and well known as well hung Harold.

• 18:41SCRIBE_speaker_5

  By an arrow.

• 18:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well hung Harold? I'm not sure he was.

• 18:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm gonna go-

• 18:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He was Norwegian, so he could be

• 18:47SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... yeah, I'm gonna go for Harold.

• 18:49SCRIBE_speaker_5

  It was C, William the Conqueror's horse.

• 18:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Oh, I got one right.

• 18:51SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Finally a point.

• 18:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Finally a point. Well, that was gripping. Now, talking of Ben Cam, which was in full, uh, use there. We launched it last week. So producer Ben sitting in his little cuck chair.

• 19:02SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's li- it's called Cuck Cam.

• 19:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, yeah. He's in a cuck chair on Cuck Cam. Um, and you can see it in our video episodes on YouTube and Patreon. Um, we asked for our G and D suggestions about what else we could call it. We had a few initialisms. Hannah and Dan suggested we call it EPC, Executive Producer Cam.

• 19:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, that's good.

• 19:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Isabel said PBTB, Producer Ben TV.

• 19:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's quite good. PBTB.

• 19:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Peanut butter TV.

• 19:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, yeah.

• 19:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No comment. Um-

• 19:29SCRIBE_speaker_5

  The bisexuals would love it

• 19:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... yes.

• 19:30SCRIBE_speaker_4

  They would.

• 19:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ailey said EPB CCTV. Hmm. Think we did that on tour. Lucy suggested Producer Perspective. Shani said Big Ben's Little Lens. Very little lens. And Ella's idea was Come and Go Quick Cam.

• 19:48SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Hmm.

• 19:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And Tracy said Cum Shot. Not sure I get that. Um, but a lot of people agreed that Cuck Cam works, so we'll stick with that.

• 19:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Great. So we're gonna go with Cuck Cam.

• 19:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Cuck Cam for producer Ben.

• 20:00SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Great.

• 20:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Give us a wave on Cuck Cam.

• 20:02SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Can I just ask Jack, on, inevitably when Ben goes off on another holiday, are you going to be able to be sitting in that chair and you'll be on Cuck Cam? Have we discussed this? Uh, TBC. Okay.

• 20:13SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Is, are other people allowed in the cuck chair when you're off on Cuck Cam?

• 20:17SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah.

• 20:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Great.

• 20:19SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah.

• 20:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  When's your next holiday?

• 20:20SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Then they have to be called Cuck. I'm not going on holiday ever again.

• 20:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Why?

• 20:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You've got a camera now. You're staying.

• 20:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 20:27SCRIBE_speaker_5

  I'm the, I'm st- I'm a star now.

• 20:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  He's the star.

• 20:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You're not wearing your Where's Wally top, which I think seems a-

• 20:32SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah, a lot of comments about me looking like Where's Wally in a blue and white stripey T-shirt.

• 20:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hmm.

• 20:38SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Where's Wally is famously red. And obviously I could have added a bit more red to what's, what I set, but I went for blue. So I don't think it works, but I appreciate the comments on YouTube.

• 20:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Darling, I'm gonna stop you there. It's welcome to showbiz. You'll never win.

• 20:49SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Really?

• 20:49SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. Everyone's got an opinion.

• 20:51SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yep.

• 20:51SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And y- sometimes you'll wear something twice, someone'll go, "Didn't you wear that a few weeks ago?"

• 20:54SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Well, I've gone plain white T-shirt.

• 20:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, you'll get shit for that.

• 20:56SCRIBE_speaker_5

  You can't go wrong.

• 20:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Someone'll comment now about summat. Honestly, you know what they say about opinions?

• 21:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  They're like assholes.

• 21:02SCRIBE_speaker_4

  They're like assholes. Everyone's got one.

• 21:04SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So I'd... Well, I was al-

• 21:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Welcome to showbiz

• 21:06SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... I was also compared to-

• 21:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Don't read the comments. Don't read the comments

• 21:09SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... well, now I, I never used to read them, but now-

• 21:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, well now you're in

• 21:12SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... I am.

• 21:12SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah, welcome to our world.

• 21:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't read the comments.

• 21:15SCRIBE_speaker_5

  What was it? Is it tro- is it in Tropical, Simple Pete in Tropical, Tropic Thunder or something? Do you remember that film?

• 21:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 21:21SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Anyway.

• 21:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right.

• 21:23SCRIBE_speaker_5

  My haircut was, it was, it was Pitt and Barrage. It's, it's not-

• 21:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, well don't let it get to you. You be you. Honestly, I wouldn't get out of bed in the morning if I read comments and...

• 21:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Some days you don't get out of bed.

• 21:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  True.

• 21:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Now, this is so exciting.

• 21:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, God.

• 21:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Get your phone. It's happening everyone.

• 21:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay. Right, what am I doing? The Mini. I'm not paying 69p.

• 21:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  We'll be back in a minute.

• 21:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't know what... How do you know when you've got it right?

• 21:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Or in Jack's case, an hour.

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• 23:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Welcome back, G and Divas. Um, now Producer Ben disgustingly did that in 15 seconds.

• 23:58SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Ooh.

• 23:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Congratulations. Zophia did it in 41 seconds. Congratulations, Zophia. Zophia's disappointed with her result.

• 24:06SCRIBE_speaker_5

  15 seconds.

• 24:07SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I did it in 43 Jack-

• 24:10SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Seconds

• 24:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Now, Jordan or Jack, what did you do it in?

• 24:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I did it in three minutes 41.

• 24:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's very good for a first... Genuinely, and I'm not being sarcastic, that is really good for a first time.

• 24:19SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I did have a lot of help.

• 24:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  When you didn't know how the app works either.

• 24:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Jack did it in one minute 20. Mikey today did it in one minute 23.

• 24:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 24:26SCRIBE_speaker_3

  But the... Gen- I found the more I do it, the better I get. So you will... Jack, have you found that? Yeah.

• 24:32SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's like anything.

• 24:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, shall we go onto some responses?

• 24:35SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Let's do it.

• 24:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Lisa is feeling peckish. She needs some cutlery advice.

• 24:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 24:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wonder which one of us this is for. "It's autumn, so naturally I've made my entire personality about making cozy soups. The evening, whilst tucking into a lovingly prepared creamy tomato and basil soup, I said to my husband of 12 years, 'I think we need to invest in some soup spoons.' To which he replied, 'What is that?' Of course, at first I thought this was a joke, but then I proceeded to Google a soup spoon and show him a picture. He looked perplexed and claimed he'd never seen one before, like some kind of cave person. I'm not sure where to begin with my question. Surely at 39 years old, he should be aware of something as every day as a soup spoon. Please tell me that they aren't that unheard of, and what else do I need to teach him about cutlery? Where do I even begin? Thank you. Lisa."

• 25:17SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I haven't seen a soup spoon in years, 'cause you just use a normal one. I had them when I were younger. We had them in our house.

• 25:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 25:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's just a circle spoon, isn't it?

• 25:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Gosh, it was like Downton Abbey, your house, wasn't it?

• 25:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm.

• 25:29SCRIBE_speaker_5

  They're right next to the strawberry forks.

• 25:30SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 25:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Just a circle spoon.

• 25:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Wendy, can I borrow your soup spoon?

• 25:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Probably dead as well.

• 25:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 25:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Probably dead. Yeah. I might order some soup spoons, actually.

• 25:41SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Why, though?

• 25:42SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You never see them anymore.

• 25:43SCRIBE_speaker_5

  They're so pointless.

• 25:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Just use a normal spoon.

• 25:45SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Just use a spoon.

• 25:45SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And then they're annoying when you use them for yogurts and stuff, 'cause they don't fit in, do they? They don't fit in a petit four lower soup spoon.

• 25:51SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Or a fruit.

• 25:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Well, I, I would say a normal spoon doesn't fit in a petit four lower.

• 25:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 25:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's a teaspoon.

• 25:55SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Just use a nor- do you use soup spoons?

• 25:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  For soup. So I... So if you want the history, for those that don't know what we're on about, for people like Lisa's husband, a soup spoon is basically round, whereas a, a regular dessert spoon, as they're called, is ovular.

• 26:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm.

• 26:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So it's more of an oval shape. Historically, soup spoons... I feel like an Etymology coming on, but you can get a bonus one. Historically, soup spoons are basically what we would now call a tablespoon, and they were ovular, and they were much larger. The round soup spoons that we have today, un- unless you're in your house or Lisa's house or Ben's house, they were technically called a cream soup spoon, and they were for having cream-based soups, not things like bouillon or broth or anything like that, 'cause there were many different types of soup.

• 26:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So there's different-

• 26:41SCRIBE_speaker_3

  So-

• 26:41SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... soup spoons for different soups?

• 26:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes. And there's con- then there was consommé, which you would pick up and drink from a consommé bowl, blah, blah, blah, blah. So you don't actually need a soup spoon. You are sort of right. So they are semi-pointless, but they're nice to have. They add a little je ne sais quoi to your table.

• 26:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Do you think?

• 26:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes.

• 26:58SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What else do you think you need, apart from a knife and fork?

• 27:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  A dessert spoon.

• 27:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 27:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Smaller... a smaller fork and knife, like a luncheon fork and a luncheon knife, I would say.

• 27:08SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Are they, are they like-

• 27:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That you have for-

• 27:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... your basics?

• 27:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... first course. Yes.

• 27:10SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Your essentials.

• 27:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. I would say, look, forget all the weird cutlery. You need what are sometimes called small forks, but are luncheon forks; dinner forks, big forks; luncheon knives, dinner knives, soup spoons, dessert spoons.

• 27:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay. Do you have a piece of cutlery in your house that you fucking hate? I do. You know, when you pick it up.

• 27:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What-

• 27:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So it's that one knife or fork and you're like, it's an old one, but you never get rid of it. There's one where one of the prongs is like that. I fucking hate it.

• 27:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Bent.

• 27:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And I pick it up every other day. There's one in there. Have you got one that you hate?

• 27:42SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I love all cutlery.

• 27:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, but is there one in your drawer that you think, "I've got to get rid of this old bastard"?

• 27:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, some of Mike's cutlery that w- when he used to have an office job, he would take in and sort of u- use in the, in the... I don't love, but I don't touch that.

• 27:53SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm.

• 27:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It just sort of sits there.

• 27:55SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. Everyone's got, like, a least favorite bit of cutlery.

• 27:57SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 27:58SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 27:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'm not a big fan on a lobster pick.

• 28:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Have you got one of them in your house?

• 28:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes. For teaching purposes.

• 28:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But you never eat lobster. You don't even like-

• 28:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, but I can teach it.

• 28:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What's a lobster pick look like when it's at home?

• 28:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's, um, tall and thin.

• 28:13SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh. Mm.

• 28:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Tall, thin, and lanky. And, uh-

• 28:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's what we call him ... producer lobster pick.

• 28:18SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Oh, fuck off.

• 28:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And it's-

• 28:20SCRIBE_speaker_5

  I deserve that

• 28:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... it's got two little, like, prongs on the top.

• 28:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Okay.

• 28:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's for picking things out. Anyway, Lisa, good luck to you and your husband.

• 28:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Good luck. Get some soup spoons.

• 28:29SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Shannon has got some info on peanut butter- ... that Jordan might find interesting. "Hi, guys."

• 28:34SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Just back off bisexuals, please.

• 28:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  "Here in New Zealand, a local peanut butter company now says Smoochy Peanut Butter. It's a mixture of smooth and crunchy."

• 28:43SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, have a day off.

• 28:44SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah, it's-

• 28:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's just crunchy

• 28:45SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... yeah, that's ridiculous.

• 28:46SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Or do bisexuals like smooth one day, crunchy the next? So maybe this is orgy peanut butter. Whatever it is, it tastes good.

• 28:53SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'm gonna call it, it's peanut butter for pedos. Very in, very in that. That's... Yeah.

• 28:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Wow. Just like to-

• 29:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But-

• 29:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... point out, if Smoochy Peanut Butter is listening- ... those are the views purely of Jordan.

• 29:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But then...

• 29:07SCRIBE_speaker_5

  But, but it's... That's just crunchy.

• 29:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's just crunchy.

• 29:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's just less cr- crunchier.

• 29:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, do you know what? Do you know what? To be fair, to be fair, I take that back. I take that back, because I do find some peanut butter brands too crunchy. So if there's a little less crunchy, sh- they might be onto something there.

• 29:25SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So, okay. I disagree hardly.

• 29:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm. Um, Laura is exploring an unfamiliar place and is hoping, Jordan, you can help ease her in. "Hello, William and Jordan. I wanted to share that I started my new job this week. I've gone from living the London life in a beautiful area of Battersea to Burnley town center. I've never thought life would take me here, and having never been before, it felt like a familiar place on arrival thanks to Jordan. Everyone in the new job and the local shops are so kind, helpful, and straight-talking. I understand the love for it. My question is, does Jordan know of any good lunch spots in Burnley town center I can try? Many thanks and love the pod. It always makes me laugh. Laura."

• 30:00SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You can go to Hafners, a little pie shop. I think Oddie's is... Ha- Hafners pies-

• 30:05SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You took me to Oddie's

• 30:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... I took you to Oddie's. I, I think it went into administration, but I think they've opened a few more Now. So I, I think it's-

• 30:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  What? You went into administration.

• 30:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, but I think it's reopened. I used to love Adegg's.

• 30:16SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay.

• 30:17SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Trying to think. I haven't been out round lunch in Burnley for, for ages-

• 30:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm

• 30:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... to be fair. There's an Easy Cafe. I got a brew there last time I was there. It's like, you know EasyJet?

• 30:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 30:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  An easy hotel.

• 30:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 30:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  There's an Easy Cafe now.

• 30:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Really?

• 30:30SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. I suppose you could... Where is the-

• 30:33SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I would say most cafes are pretty easy to begin with. I don't know if we-

• 30:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's true

• 30:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... they need to make them easier.

• 30:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Um, I wonder... Can you get back in touch? How come you've moved from Battersea to, to Burnley? What's going on there? What, what's your job? I'm, I'm intrigued to know. But yeah, I, I'd also say, um, definitely go on the football o- on a Saturday, 'cause you can make some new friends and that there.

• 30:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Mm.

• 30:54SCRIBE_speaker_4

  But also, there's loads of beautiful surrounding areas.

• 30:58SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yes, Manchester.

• 30:59SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No. The... Where's the one my mum and dad went? Where's the one where all lesbians live?

• 31:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, Hebden Bridge.

• 31:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Hebden Bridge-

• 31:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hebden Bridge

• 31:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... is beautiful. Yeah.

• 31:08SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Glossop.

• 31:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's not near Burnley.

• 31:10SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Is it not?

• 31:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He only asked.

• 31:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Trying to think. There's a McDonald's in town center if you're on lunch there.

• 31:15SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's got it all.

• 31:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Trying to think where else you can go for lunch. Leave that one with me.

• 31:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Zoe has retained some important information from listening to us, dear William.

• 31:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Oh, there's a butty shop next to Turf. I can't remember the name now. Ask for a Molly burger. They'll sort you out.

• 31:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Dear William Jordan and the Sex Ed team, hello. Zoe from Holdenby, Northamptonshire here. Long-time listener, but this is my first time writing. Just thought this might make you laugh. My parents and I visited the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight Museum recently, as we had been along to RAF Coningsby many times to watch jets, but had never been on the tour. We had a lovely gentleman take us around in a small group on the tour telling us about the Spitfire, Hurricane, and Dakota. I did plenty of polite nodding, as whilst I enjoy aviation, I'm not an expert by any means. The reason I'm writing in is because when the tour guide asked who knows which pilot was in a relationship with Pr- Princess Margaret, I did not hesitate with the answer, Group Captain Peter Townsend.

• 32:06SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Peter Townsend.

• 32:06SCRIBE_speaker_3

  The rest of the group was silent, and my mum looked at me rather incredulously. How do I explain to her that the reason I know this is because Britain's best etiquette expert, William Hanson, once took school kids with these names? Thank you, William, for making me look smart. This is knowledge I never believed would come in so handy. Love the podcast, as always. Lots of love to you all, Zoe.

• 32:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Zoe, I'd have thought more people had known that with The Crown.

• 32:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Maybe Zoe he- um, haven't watched The Crown.

• 32:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Everybody's seen The Crown.

• 32:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Not everyone's seen The Crown.

• 32:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Group Captain Peter Townsend. She picked a little bit of fluff off his jacket-

• 32:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  She did?

• 32:35SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... and a journalist seen it and thought, "Hang on, they're shagging."

• 32:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah.

• 32:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And they, they did. They did.

• 32:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Subtle.

• 32:40SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah.

• 32:40SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was. I mean, that was the '50s for you. That was-

• 32:42SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, well if you pick a-

• 32:43SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It was basically a hand job back then.

• 32:44SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 32:45SCRIBE_speaker_5

  "Hang on, I think you've got something on your jacket. Do you want me to just, just pick that off for you?"

• 32:48SCRIBE_speaker_4

  A fur ball.

• 32:49SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Jordan.

• 32:50SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It is a sign of affection, picking a bit of fluff off.

• 32:53SCRIBE_speaker_5

  So that is-

• 32:53SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah

• 32:54SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... that is-

• 32:54SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Is it intimate?

• 32:54SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... intimate.

• 32:57SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No. Affectionate.

• 32:59SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right. But if I pick some fluff out your bum, that would be intimate-

• 33:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes

• 33:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... because I'd be into you.

• 33:03SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You'd be into it.

• 33:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right, okay.

• 33:05SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You'd be inside me, in my anus. In my butthole. You'd be my hole.

• 33:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I'd be in therapy is what I'd be in. And Emily has a tale to share regarding a wee hammock. Dear William Jordan, EPB, Izzy, Jump Cut Jack, Social Jo, and Zophia. After... Sorry, Stu. After Jordan spoke on-

• 33:25SCRIBE_speaker_4

  And Rodrigo. I'm not above it. I'm a lion.

• 33:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  After Jordan spoke on a recent episode-

• 33:30SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I love that Rodrigo's turned into an impression

• 33:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... on-

• 33:33SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't care for your English.

• 33:35SCRIBE_speaker_5

  You sound French or-

• 33:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't care for your English banter

• 33:37SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... you're doing your French accent.

• 33:39SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I am a lion. Cheers, Rodrigo. You are not welcome.

• 33:45SCRIBE_speaker_3

  After Jordan spoke on a recent episode about his love of a sit-down wee, I had to share the bizarre way I discovered that-

• 33:50SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Shh. Don't tell everyone

• 33:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... this was even a thing. During our honeymoon flight to Thailand, my husband whispered in horror that he'd lost his wedding ring on the plane. The crew suggested waiting until we landed to search properly, so once everyone was off, cue five air hostesses crawling around under the seats while my mortified husband watched on. A few minutes later, my husband disappeared to the bathroom and emerged triumphantly holding his wedding ring. The air hostesses were completely perplexed. They'd already searched the bathroom from top to bottom. Where on earth had he found it? His boxers. And this was how on my honeymoon I discovered the sit-down wee hammock. My husband-

• 34:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes. Is that what it's called? The amount of times I've put my trousers on and me phone's been in there. I-

• 34:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I am so not touching your phone ever again

• 34:33SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... is that what they call it? The hammock. If I've... I've lost stuff before. My work pass. Pulled me trousers up and, oh, it's gone up crack in me ass. That's of course. You do put stuff in your little... Oh, that's genius. I thought that was just me that did that.

• 34:48SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That is so unhygienic.

• 34:49SCRIBE_speaker_4

  No. You just... You know, like when you're on the toilet and you got your boxers there, and if you just put... You can just rest them on and like little... Sometimes I've gone like... You go to wipe your bum and you put your phone there.

• 35:03SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No.

• 35:04SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Anyway, the sit-down wee hammock. That is genius. Carry on.

• 35:08SCRIBE_speaker_3

  My husband explained that when some men sit down to wee, they use the front of their boxers as a little hammock for their belongings. Phones, wallets, et cetera.

• 35:15SCRIBE_speaker_4

  See?

• 35:16SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Jordan's giddy with excitement.

• 35:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I didn't know it was called that.

• 35:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He'd a-

• 35:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I've put cash in there and all sorts

• 35:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... he'd apparently been fiddling with his new-

• 35:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I got accused of stripping once. Came home with a fiver up me ass.

• 35:27SCRIBE_speaker_3

  He'd apparently been fiddling with his new wedding ring during an earlier wee, dropped it into said hammock without noticing, and been carrying it around in his pants ever since.

• 35:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Genius.

• 35:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I've told countless men-

• 35:38SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I thought it was just me

• 35:38SCRIBE_speaker_3

  ... this story, and the reaction is always split. Half immediately know exactly what the hammock is, the other thinks my husband is insane. I mean, the question here, we've answered this. So Jordan, given your love of a sit-down wee, I need to know, do you use the hammock?

• 35:50SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes.

• 35:50SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Yeah. Yours in embarrassment, Emily.

• 35:52SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I've lost my work pass, and it's been in me undercrackers for about 10 minutes. I thought, "Oh, he's... Hang on. It's like a party trick. It's there."

• 36:00SCRIBE_speaker_3

  That's where it was.

• 36:01SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Keys, phone. Mm.

• 36:04SCRIBE_speaker_3

  I think it's disgusting. Do you wipe your phone down at home?

• 36:07SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, no, 'cause I don't want to put it on a dirty floor.

• 36:09SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, no.

• 36:09SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah.

• 36:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Totally get-

• 36:10SCRIBE_speaker_4

  So you just put it in your-

• 36:11SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Totally understand that

• 36:12SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... you know, you put it in your undercrackers.

• 36:13SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Okay, whether you put it in your undercrackers or not, are you def-

• 36:16SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Can we stop saying undercrackers?

• 36:17SCRIBE_speaker_3

  You started it. Do you wipe your phone down?

• 36:21SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Not really.

• 36:21SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right. That's vile. I'm going to ... In fact, are they antibac wipes on the side over there?

• 36:27SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I'll give it a wipe.

• 36:28SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Thank you.

• 36:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I haven't done it for a while.

• 36:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Thank you. Zophia is, is-

• 36:31SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yeah, but there's not gonna be germs in your boxes. Just body germs.

• 36:36SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, uh ...

• 36:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I don't put it where your bum goes.

• 36:39SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Shall we get a microbiologist in and we'll swab Jordan's boxes? Thank you, Zophia. Jordan, give me your phone please.

• 36:47SCRIBE_speaker_3

  It's a biohazard. Universal wipes, yes.

• 36:52SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Do I have to?

• 36:52SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And I'm doing the case as well.

• 36:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  It's cracked. Oh, that screen recording. Oh, for God's sake, now I've got a 12-minute screen recording. Joe, do a poll, um, if, if any of our listeners have heard of the ... What's it called?

• 37:10SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Hammock.

• 37:11SCRIBE_speaker_4

  What k- kind of hammock is it?

• 37:13SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Sit down wee hammock.

• 37:14SCRIBE_speaker_4

  The sit down wee hammock. If you've heard of this, please get in t-

• 37:17SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Or if you've done it

• 37:17SCRIBE_speaker_4

  ... If you've done it, get in touch. Do girls not do it? Sit down wee hammock.

• 37:22SCRIBE_speaker_5

  You couldn't really do it with a thong at the very least.

• 37:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Well, no. You could balance it on it.

• 37:26SCRIBE_speaker_5

  That would be some balancing act.

• 37:28SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Sit down wee hammock.

• 37:29SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Be like a-

• 37:29SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I bet there's some girls that have done it

• 37:31SCRIBE_speaker_5

  ... man on the wire.

• 37:31SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Right.

• 37:32SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Yeah, but it'd have to be big bre- granny pants or something wouldn't it?

• 37:35SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Um, right. Shall we do comment of the week?

• 37:37SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Yes. Let's finish with our comment of the week. This can be from Patreon, YouTube, or any of our socials.

• 37:44SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Before we get to our favorite one, here are some honorable mentions. Purple Haze says, uh, on YouTube, um, the video featuring the launch of Ben, Ben Cam, Cuck Cam says, "Guys, I'm gonna be honest. Not here for Ben, all right." Not spelt correctly. "Don't care how much everyone, including you guys, likes him. Already found it a bit tedious having to pay attention to the other weirdos you employ." They are weird.

• 38:08SCRIBE_speaker_5

  Charming. Charming.

• 38:09SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's, that's, you know, that's not very nice, is it? If you haven't got something nice to say, don't say it at all.

• 38:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And I thought I'd commented that on my public account, but alas.

• 38:18SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Do you have a burner account?

• 38:19SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No, not on YouTube.

• 38:20SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Like Channing Tatum.

• 38:22SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Does Channing Tatum have-

• 38:23SCRIBE_speaker_4

  You've not heard of her?

• 38:24SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No.

• 38:24SCRIBE_speaker_4

  That's a shame.

• 38:25SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Social Jo nominated her own comment on the Ben Cam reel because she's very proud of it.

• 38:30SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Of course she did.

• 38:30SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And she's in charge of choosing the comments this week. "It can be tricky to introduce a third into a long-term arrangement." Yes.

• 38:36SCRIBE_speaker_4

  True.

• 38:37SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Comment of the week comes from Edge, who commented in the G N Diva group chat on Patreon. It's free for anyone to join, by the way. "I went to the same school as William, but I ended up much more a Jordan. Uh, I credit it to leaving that school at 13. Saturday school, no thanks, and instead going to a school where people were smoking and fingering."

• 38:56SCRIBE_speaker_4

  I went to a school where people were smoking and fingering, sometimes at the same time, and it never did me any harm.

• 39:01SCRIBE_speaker_3

  No. You have a sit down wee hammock now.

• 39:04SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Mm. Exactly. If you wanna get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected].

• 39:14SCRIBE_speaker_3

  And if two episodes a week of Sexed isn't enough for you, then why not check out our brand new Patreon channel, Help My Sex With My Boss Out of Office.

• 39:22SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Ooh.

• 39:23SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Ooh. For ad-free listening and an extra brand-new episode every Wednesday.

• 39:26SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Uh, we also love hearing back from the people we offer advice to, so if that's you, get back in touch, and we'll see you on Tuesday.

• 39:32SCRIBE_speaker_3

  Goodbye.

• 39:32SCRIBE_speaker_4

  Bye bye.

• 39:39SCRIBE_speaker_1

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