Middle Class Problems | And How To Wipe Your Willy

Jordan North has recently become ‘aloof’ with pantry moths, which William Hanson deemed dead posh. Naturally, this got the boys wondering about YOUR most middle-class problems. But before we get too carried away with the Waitrose lifestyle, the boys bring things firmly back to the gutter with a debate about how you wash your willy. -- Want more Sexted in your life? Join Help I Sexted My Boss Out Of Office for exclusive episodes every WEDNESDAY on Patreon! Just head to sextedmyboss.com/patreon -- Want MORE Help I Sexted My Boss?: https://sextedmyboss.komi.io/ -- FOLLOW Jordan North Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jordannorth1 William Hanson Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/williamhansonetiquette TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@williamhansonetiquette If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• 1:35Speaker 03

  We're gonna have to start bringing snacks in. It's getting out of hand.

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  Well, yes, you've brought me my beef sandwich.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  I've got your beef sandwich. Joe's brought snacks in. I've brought snacks in. Joe's brought Percy Pigs in. I've brought Percy Pigs in. Honestly, I'm gonna say it, we're not a bad looking team. As far as podcasting goes. But if we carry on with all these snacks every week, we're gonna like Ellison John's team. So let's just rein it in a bit, alright? For next week, okay?

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  You've never said a better thing.

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  Look at them, handsome, handsome, handsome. There you go.

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  Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much-

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  Were you objectifying them?

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• 2:40Speaker 00

  Do you need a minute?

• 2:41Speaker 03

  No, I'm fine.

• 2:42Speaker 00

  Do I need to come behind you and burp you?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  No, you're alright. It's just I had a butty and a, and a Red Bull before we started.

• 2:48Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:48Speaker 03

  It was, it was a late one last night.

• 2:51Speaker 00

  Was it? What were you doing? What Butcher and Manly event were you at?

• 2:53Speaker 03

  Oh, you know, this and that.

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  Go and tell us.

• 2:56Speaker 03

  I was at the Attitude Awards.

• 2:57Speaker 00

  The Attitude Awards?

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  Now, what are they celebrating?

• 3:00Speaker 03

  There's LGBT Pew.

• 3:03Speaker 00

  Not, not Pew.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Pew, I mean, you would-

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  It's not Trumped.

• 3:07Speaker 03

  You would have been invited, but you did have beef with one of the organizers there, so.

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  Yeah. I was also cutting my toenails last night as well, so I was otherwise committed.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  Okay. How are you? What are you doing this weekend?

• 3:21Speaker 00

  Oh, nothing going to LA, other than that, you?

• 3:23Speaker 03

  Oh!

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  Yeah?

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Nice.

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  Yes.

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  Fancy.

• 3:26Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  I'm going to Watford.

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  The Beverly Hills of, of this part of the world.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  I'm going to-

• 3:34Speaker 00

  What are you going to Watford for?

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Burnley playing on Vicarage Road.

• 3:38Speaker 00

  Vicarage Road?

• 3:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, are you going, Iz?

• 3:40Speaker 00

  No.

• 3:41Speaker 03

  Do you want tickets? Uncle Lee's there.

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  Is it?

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, she loves Uncle Lee.

• 3:47Speaker 00

  Oh, well, he used to supply you Jolly Jokes of the Week back in the day.

• 3:50Speaker 03

  I call him Hourley, he's my cousin, but she calls him Uncle Lee. Uncle Lee's there.

• 3:54Speaker 00

  Are you not related distantly or something? Probably are. Yeah, probably are. Okay, so you're going to watch Watford?

• 4:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm going with brothers and my cousins. Yeah.

• 4:02Speaker 00

  Lovely. What else are you doing? Roast, Guinness? Delete is applicable.

• 4:08Speaker 03

  I will be having Guinness on Sunday. We're very, very, very much in Guinness season at the moment, aren't we?

• 4:13Speaker 00

  Hasn't the weather got nippy? I don't wanna sound like, you know, Jenny Eclair's podcast, but I did put the heating on this morning for the first time.

• 4:19Speaker 03

  Did you? I won't, not until I get back from Skegness, that's my rule of thumb.

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  It's freezing this morning?

• 4:24Speaker 03

  It's not, it's not. It's still mild. I'm not, I know I got, I know I get it if you're old or you're a pensioner and stuff, but don't remember, just heating makes you soft. That's all I'm gonna say.

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  Didn't this morning.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  I don't, I don't mind a towel rail. Don't get me wrong, I have a towel rail on.

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  A towel rail?

• 4:42Speaker 03

  I can't have-

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  Look at you.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Well, I've told you, I've always got food in my fridge because of my childhood, and I've always got warm towels because every towel I had as a kid, because there were six of those in one bathroom, every towel was soggy and wet. So it's my treat to myself as an adult. I have a towel rail on all year round that comes on an hour before I get up.

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  Are you water or electric towel rail?

• 5:06Speaker 03

  I don't know.

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  How does it heat? Through electrical rods or through water?

• 5:10Speaker 03

  It gets hot and then the towel's on it.

• 5:11Speaker 00

  Yes, I know how it works. How does it, is it electric or water?

• 5:16Speaker 03

  I have no idea, William. I have no idea.

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  Oh.

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  I don't do.

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  You don't do that?

• 5:21Speaker 03

  It's, it's silver and it gets hot.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  It's probably chrome.

• 5:26Speaker 03

  And trust me, it's silver in my house.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  Okay, fine.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  No, it's not. Anyway. So, well, good. Have fun in LA, won't you?

• 5:34Speaker 00

  Thank you. Yes, I shall. The big thing on, on my one day of sort of rest, I'm hoping to go down Wisteria Lane, which we're going to go to Universal Studios and I've been promised the Backlot Tour. And it didn't have to be asked twice. And hopefully, I will go down Wisteria Lane because I've done the Backlot Tour three times and each time, as you sort of chunter on up on the sort of the carts up to what's called Colonial Street, which is actually where they filmed it. It's always there.

• 6:03Speaker 03

  Filmed what?

• 6:03Speaker 00

  Wisteria Lane, Desperate Housewives.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, I'm with you.

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  As it's sort of gone, oh, we can't go down there today because it's the first day of filming or we're filming this. So I've done a bit of research on the internet and on Sundays, when generally nothing is filming, there can be things filming on Sundays. Generally, nothing is filming on Sundays. You stand a greater chance. So will I be lucky the fourth time around? I'll let you know in due course.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  Who's giving you the tour? Do you have to pay for that?

• 6:29Speaker 00

  Well, it's, it's within Universal Studios, which is the theme park. And then the Backlot Tour is just an attraction. And you go and see other film sets and blah, blah. I'm not really that interested in those, but I would like to go down Wisteria Lane.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  Oh, is there any rides and stuff there?

• 6:44Speaker 00

  Yes, there's all the Harry Potter stuff.

• 6:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've been to that one. I've been twice.

• 6:47Speaker 00

  Spider-Man one. Yeah, it's similar to the Florida one. They're kind of duplicated other than the fact that the, you know, the Backlot Tour is in LA.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Will you bring, will you go to In-N-Out Burger?

• 6:57Speaker 00

  I believe I'm reviewing In-N-Out Burger.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  I've never had one.

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  Well, I'm not bringing you one back.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  Can you bring one back if you get it on the last day?

• 7:04Speaker 00

  I don't think In-N-Out Burger will want me bringing that back.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  I've always wanted to try one. Apparently it's so good. Some people say it's a bit overrated.

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  Are they all over America or is it just a West Coast thing?

• 7:17Speaker 03

  It's just a West Coast thing and I've never been West Coast. West side. So I've never been west side.

• 7:22Speaker 00

  I don't think they say that.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  But yeah, there's none. I've been Chicago and I've been New York, but they don't have them there.

• 7:29Speaker 00

  No. Well, you have to go.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  But I suppose it's probably, apparently it's way better than a Mackie's. Well, just adding a bit of culture to this podcast, alright?

• 7:41Speaker 00

  I'm oozing. It's like listening to the South Bank Show.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Okay, but I've always wanted to try In-N-Out Burger.

• 7:46Speaker 00

  Okay. Well, I mean, I can bring you one back, but I'm, I would have to then-

• 7:51Speaker 03

  Bring one back, but get it at the airport on the last day. Wrap it up.

• 7:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:55Speaker 03

  Oh, what day are you back?

• 7:56Speaker 00

  Well, I'm back on a Saturday.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Oh, so then I'm probably not gonna see you till Thursday.

• 7:59Speaker 00

  No, so I really don't-

• 8:01Speaker 03

  It'll keep.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  I'm not sure. I'm not sure it will.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  It'll keep. No, it probably won't.

• 8:04Speaker 00

  I mean, it's America, so it's probably full of chemicals.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, then. Well, maybe one day I'll have my own In-N-Out Burger.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  Oh, he's got a towel rail, but he doesn't have his own In-N-Out Burger. Purdeprived, Jordan.

• 8:16Speaker 03

  I've had a Wendy's and-

• 8:18Speaker 00

  You've had quite a few Wendy's in your time.

• 8:20Speaker 03

  I've had a Wendy's, but I've never, ever had an, I've had a Taco Bell.

• 8:24Speaker 00

  Taco, oh, you see, I'm reviewing that place as well.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Have you ever had a Taco Bell?

• 8:28Speaker 00

  Not yet.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  Oh, clears you out.

• 8:31Speaker 00

  But I know that when I do the video reviewing Taco Bell, they're all going to come for me saying, I'm not saying taco.

• 8:37Speaker 03

  It's taco.

• 8:38Speaker 00

  It is taco, yes, because as we have said many times before, there is no such thing as American English. There is English and then there are mistakes. And so thus, when I then do my video reviewing Taco Bell, they're going to come for me.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  Try not to say that out there because they do have quite lax gun laws and you will get a cap in your ass. And if someone puts a cap in your ass, it's not what you think. So just be careful. Ben?

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  Hi, guys.

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  Hi.

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  Talking of caps and asses.

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  Taco, very much not British English. It's, it's Spanish.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Thank you. He has got a point there.

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  Thank you, Sophie Dent over there.

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  I do like a Taco Bell.

• 9:12Speaker 04

  In England, we say taco.

• 9:14Speaker 03

  It's better than when we go up to Manchester to get, and what is it?

• 9:18Speaker 00

  A colonic, kidney therapy.

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  Clears you out.

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  Yeah.

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  It's such good-

• 9:22Speaker 04

  Taco Bell's a bit cheaper.

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  Is it?

• 9:25Speaker 04

  Not a star, maybe.

• 9:27Speaker 03

  All right, what are we doing?

• 9:28Speaker 00

  Right, well, Jordan, you have admitted recently to being quote unquote, aloth with pantry marks.

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  There's a big bugger in my room today. To get upstairs in, into my knitwear, I'm gonna, I'll be fuming. I've built that knitwear up throughout the years. To get in there, I'm gonna be fuming. A big bugger I seen today.

• 9:49Speaker 00

  Well, we thought it was time to hear from the Gene Devers about their most gloriously middle-class problems, continuing a theme. James says his expensive coffee mug doesn't fit into the cup holder of his Mercedes. James, so tough.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  That would annoy me.

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  Tough it out for you.

• 10:06Speaker 03

  That would annoy me.

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  What would you want to change more, James? What would you change first, the coffee mug or the car? That's what I want to know. What are you more attached to?

• 10:15Speaker 04

  That's higher than middle-class problems if you change the mug.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  I like this, middle-class problems, keep going.

• 10:20Speaker 00

  Betty.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Although I'm not middle-class. I'm once working class, always working class.

• 10:25Speaker 00

  Right.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  It's with you.

• 10:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  From, from, it's just within you.

• 10:31Speaker 00

  Hmm. Betty says, I find Cotswolds.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  None of you media types would know that, but being working class is, it's in, you're from Clivero, piss off. It's a frigging Catholic girls' school. Don't tell me you're working class. Anyway, carry on.

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  Jordan's just popped the collar.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  Your dad was a wine merchant. You are, you're a painter and decorator. You're all right.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  He's pointing at Jack.

• 10:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Yes, let's talk about your popped collar whilst, or let's just take a moment. Jordan has, is wearing, it's a rugby top of sorts. It's sort of Burberry effect.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Barber?

• 11:02Speaker 00

  Barber effect. And yeah, you've got the white collar popped. Now, I was always told that, I'm just gonna sound like a twit, but I was always told that if you went to private school, you don't need to pop your collar, whereas if you're trying to pretend you went to private school, you pop your collar.

• 11:17Speaker 03

  Oh, right. That's probably a fair point.

• 11:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, look, I'm not old money.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  You're not old money, no.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  I always thought the people that popped their collar at schools were the bullies.

• 11:28Speaker 00

  I mean, doing, yeah.

• 11:30Speaker 04

  Not that you're a bully, Jordan, you're anything but.

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  So, right, I'm a bully, I'm a chav anymore, for, anymore. Carry on.

• 11:36Speaker 04

  And middle-class.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  And I'm not middle-class, I'm working class.

• 11:40Speaker 00

  Hmm. Betty finds it hard to clean her Cotswolds stone tiles.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  Oh, they would be a nightmare to clean.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  They would.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:47Speaker 00

  You need some strong detergent on that. Although, if you do buy specialist tiles, they often give you a special cleaning product or recommend the cleaning product to clean. So I would always follow manufacturer instructions. Sasha says having to check another bag at the airport for their skis. Yeah, skiing's very middle-class.

• 12:05Speaker 03

  I might be going skiing for the first time in February.

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  But you're not middle-class.

• 12:08Speaker 03

  But I won't ski. We're gonna go, go with a group of friends. As long as we've got a nice little chalet, I said, I'll make like scums and stuff and, and like keep the place. What's up with you, Ben? I'll be like, I'll do baking and stuff. So when they come back

• 12:22Speaker 00

  You are an accident waiting to happen on a ski.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  I just can't go on a ski. I'm, you know.

• 12:26Speaker 04

  Well, there's two.

• 12:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, one would be a snowball.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  You don't go on a single ski.

• 12:31Speaker 03

  Oh, see, look all the middle-class stuff and every now, oh, you don't go on one ski, you're going two, you daft fucking kleb. Cheers. Anyway, I've, I've just decided I'm 36, I'll probably be 37 when we go. I'll just go along for the Aprils and I'll take a few books and read by the fire and do some baking and make sure the chalet is nice. It's probably not called a chalet, is it? Not butlins.

• 12:54Speaker 00

  No, no, no chalet.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Oh, is it? Well, at butlins they call it a chalet, so you're not that fucking posh. You can all piss off. Anyway.

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  You're right.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, carry on.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  Just having a little breakdown.

• 13:03Speaker 03

  Carry on.

• 13:04Speaker 00

  Um, Amelia says, I have too many scatter cushions, so it makes it hard to get into bed. Claire, my dishwasher smells like truffle oil. I mean, if it smells like truffle oil after you've washed everything, it's not doing its job properly.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:18Speaker 00

  You need to run a dishwasher cleaning program.

• 13:20Speaker 03

  Need to run a rinse-aid in there.

• 13:21Speaker 00

  Yes. Victoria, when my local M&S only has mozzarella, not burrata. Hate that.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  What's the difference? It's a small bowl. Oh, yeah, burrata's the.

• 13:30Speaker 00

  Had the one with the cream pumped into it.

• 13:31Speaker 03

  Oh, is that what it is?

• 13:34Speaker 00

  Hmm. It's true.

• 13:36Speaker 03

  Grow up. Go on.

• 13:38Speaker 00

  Do you like burrata?

• 13:39Speaker 03

  I do, I do really. I like it as a starter.

• 13:42Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 13:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. I do like a burrata, but it's very sickly. I can only have Arthur burrata. Even in my year at school.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  Arthur burrata. Caitlin says, my husband's size 12 wellies don't fit on our Wellington stand. Oh.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  I love this, middle-class problems.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  Steve, there's a wisteria, oh, don't trigger me. There is a wisteria growing through my woven willow fence. I don't know what a woven willow fence is, but I want one.

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  I'm gonna look one up.

• 14:10Speaker 03

  Sounds very you.

• 14:11Speaker 00

  Uh, Jane, when my wine bottles are too wide for my wine rack.

• 14:14Speaker 03

  Oh, that's annoying.

• 14:16Speaker 00

  Yes, you see, wine racks only really take the standard-sized bottles. If you've got like a magnum of champagne, someone's given you that, where'd you pop it?

• 14:23Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:23Speaker 00

  Jackie, not wanting to get out of bed to turn the fire on because my bed is too cosy.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  I'm not, no, that's quite middle-class.

• 14:30Speaker 00

  Really think that's middle-class? That's just you're lazy.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  That's middle-class. Putting a proper fire on, a proper fire, not one where it, well, you have to punch it to get the lights on. Do you remember that? No, you're not, you used to have lost the room. Jack's not in the way. You used to have to punch the fire.

• 14:45Speaker 00

  What did you have to do?

• 14:46Speaker 03

  To punch it. It's like electric fire.

• 14:47Speaker 04

  It was, you were all sat around the wireless.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was actually.

• 14:52Speaker 00

  Beanie says, having to clean the house before the cleaner arrives. I'd say that's courteous. I do a little tidy.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  I clean my house.

• 15:01Speaker 00

  You clean your own house, do you? Yes. Um, no, I've been round, you don't have a cleaner. Katie says, her hubby complains his convertible gets dusty when the roof is down.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 15:12Speaker 00

  Hmm. Um, obviously going through a midlife crisis if you've got a convertible. And Lisa says, living in West London and only having off-street parking for one car. Oh.

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 15:22Speaker 00

  Tell me about it. We've just had, in fact, in parking, in West London parking news, we, when we moved to our place.

• 15:29Speaker 03

  Is that a new feature?

• 15:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  We got a jingle stuff. West London parking news.

• 15:35Speaker 00

  Uh, the previous occupants, uh, had two cars and so you could apply if you paid extra for, to park two cars on the street. And they needed to write to the council to say, no, we've moved. So for a whole year, we were paying for two, uh, spaces and we've just managed to get a refund. Told you it was interesting.

• 15:56Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. Right. Joe? Joe?

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  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Oh, she's here this week.

• 16:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 16:02Speaker 03

  Um, can we in a couple of weeks do working-class problems, please? So, just to bring us back down. So like things, like, you know, working-class problems, let us know them. Just growing up in a working-class household, like net curtains, that kind of thing. Only having one bathroom, one toilet, neighbours arguing up front, so you pretend to be cutting grass, that kind of thing. Just so I wanna know.

• 16:25Speaker 00

  One of my flying ducks fell off the wall.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  The biggest working-class problems, please. Yeah.

• 16:30Speaker 04

  And if there are any other middle-class problems, keep them coming.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  And if there's any more middle-class problems.

• 16:33Speaker 00

  And also a more niche feature, if we have any members of the aristocracy listening or the royal family, let's do upper-class problems.

• 16:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:41Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 16:41Speaker 04

  We're a broad church.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  We are a broad church. We, we represent all corners of the, the country, don't we? That's the whole premise of the podcast.

• 16:49Speaker 00

  Exactly.

• 16:50Speaker 03

  Clivero, working-class getaway. It's always those Clivero girls you have to watch.

• 16:56Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Hmm. Well, they'll be hanging around Stonyhurst.

• 17:00Speaker 00

  Well, I don't know what that is. Is that a prison?

• 17:02Speaker 03

  No, it's, it sounds like a prison.

• 17:03Speaker 00

  It does. Or a remand centre.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Very posh private school up north. There's a lot of famous people, aren't there? The only one I can think of at the top of my head is the former director general, Mark Thompson.

• 17:16Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 17:17Speaker 03

  But.

• 17:17Speaker 00

  Of the BBC.

• 17:18Speaker 03

  Of the BBC.

• 17:20Speaker 04

  Household name.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  Go, if you Google it, there's.

• 17:23Speaker 05

  Tolkien.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Who? Oh, there you go, J L R R Tolkien.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  Did he go there?

• 17:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Get out.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Is that why everyone around your parts look like a hobbit?

• 17:33Speaker 03

  And, and, and, and, uh, and George Godfrey.

• 17:38Speaker 00

  Who's that?

• 17:38Speaker 03

  My friend.

• 17:40Speaker 00

  Well, that's not much of a famous.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Radio X presenter.

• 17:42Speaker 00

  Oh, I see. Fine. All the greats.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  Right, before we go to break, we'll do some quickfire etiquette. Now, remember, quickfire.

• 17:49Speaker 00

  Quick. Okay.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  Uh, so this is where.

• 17:56Speaker 00

  Remember, quick.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  We're back with another round of quickfire etiquette with the UK's leading etiquette expert, Mr. William Hanson. This time.

• 18:03Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 18:04Speaker 03

  We asked our Patreon Gene Devers.

• 18:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  To send in their burning etiquette dilemmas, all right?

• 18:10Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Remember, you can, uh, watch us now on Patreon.

• 18:13Speaker 00

  And that group chat on Patreon is free.

• 18:15Speaker 03

  You can join on there.

• 18:16Speaker 00

  Okay, so you can still send in your dilemmas there.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  So it's sextedmyboss.com/patreon, if you wanna, wanna join us on there. Um, all right. So Andrew says, what's the etiquette for someone trying to get past you on the street when it's busy? Oh, it's a good one. I always move out the way, but my parents say they aren't moving.

• 18:33Speaker 00

  Oh, no, I, yeah, you should move.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. Is it all right to overtake someone?

• 18:37Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Okay. Jules says, what's the etiquette when you're on the loo and run out of toilet paper, but the only person in the house is your mother-in-law?

• 18:45Speaker 00

  Well.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Drip dry?

• 18:46Speaker 00

  No, you'll just have to say, oh, could you, you know, call out. And I'm sure your mother-in-law's been there, so just get over yourself.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Can I ask a personal question?

• 18:55Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 18:56Speaker 03

  Do girls have to use toilet paper every time?

• 18:59Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Do you have to use it on your?

• 19:01Speaker 05

  Flaps, yeah.

• 19:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, on your.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 19:05Speaker 03

  I just didn't hear that. Flaps.

• 19:06Speaker 04

  Izzy just said flaps.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  Do you have to, like, so it's like every time we have a poo, you have to like wipe every time we have a wee?

• 19:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:14Speaker 04

  Cat, Cat is quite horrified that I don't wipe every time.

• 19:19Speaker 00

  Oh, I don't need to know this.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Well, you don't wipe your willy, you shake it. And then if you do what? You get bits of tissue stuck in it and stuff.

• 19:29Speaker 00

  Can I just say, I was giving really quick answers and somehow we're talking about flaps and arseholes.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Do you wipe?

• 19:34Speaker 04

  I'm not talking about my arsehole.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  Can I ask you a personal question? Do you wipe your willy with tissue paper every time you have a wee?

• 19:40Speaker 00

  We're just, just, we're moving, if you sit down, you don't really need to worry.

• 19:46Speaker 03

  You still have to knock your drops off.

• 19:48Speaker 00

  It's quickfire, Jordan.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  Uh, Louisa says, what's the etiquette for ketchup? Do you squirt it all over your food or put a dollop on your plate and dip? Are you a squirter or a dollop?

• 19:57Speaker 00

  No, a dollop.

• 19:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, is it a dollop?

• 19:59Speaker 00

  Dollop on the side of your plate, on the sort of the rim, and then you use your knife to, uh, apply some onto whatever's loaded up onto your fork.

• 20:06Speaker 03

  Sarah B says, what's the etiquette if you find out someone at work has spread gossip about you whilst you're away ill or on holiday?

• 20:12Speaker 00

  Uh, I take them to one side and sort of say, I've heard this, is this true? Give them the benefits of the doubt that they may not have done. They'll probably deny it.

• 20:21Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 20:21Speaker 00

  And then, but even if they do, you go, okay, I'm glad to hear that because I knew you wouldn't have done that.

• 20:25Speaker 03

  I'd rise above it.

• 20:27Speaker 00

  You've told them, I know.

• 20:28Speaker 03

  Hmm. I'd rise above it. I wouldn't do anything. I'll put a dead rat in the drawer.

• 20:31Speaker 00

  Don't do that.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  What is your stance? Oh, this is a good one.

• 20:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  What is your stance on pets at weddings?

• 20:39Speaker 00

  Do you mean bringing your own pet and you're a guest, or it is your wedding and you're bringing your pet?

• 20:45Speaker 03

  That one.

• 20:46Speaker 00

  Um.

• 20:47Speaker 03

  So dogs down the aisle, kind of thing.

• 20:49Speaker 00

  Well, if you wanna do it.

• 20:50Speaker 03

  Now, be careful what you're saying because I was there and I was. A beautiful page girl.

• 20:55Speaker 00

  Page girl? It's a page boy or a Brian Smith.

• 20:57Speaker 03

  Page girl, to shut up.

• 20:59Speaker 00

  Page three girl more like.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Oh, shut up.

• 21:02Speaker 00

  Um, yeah, if you want to do it, it's your wedding, your rules.

• 21:04Speaker 03

  Okay. Kiva says, what's the etiquette if you're in an aisle seat next to a stranger on public transport and it's no longer busy? Should you smooth or stay put? I always think that. So if you kind of sit next to someone and there's loads of seats left, that's a great question. So say you're on the bus and then.

• 21:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Yeah. And you're sat next to someone and you're in the aisle seat, do you move to give them room?

• 21:25Speaker 00

  Yes, but I would own it. And rather than just like moving and not saying anything and, and say, allow me to give you some space and then move.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I always.

• 21:33Speaker 00

  Otherwise they're going to think that it is personal.

• 21:34Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, James says, what's the etiquette for telling your favourite executive producer that their new haircut makes them look like Vector from Despicable Me, asking for a friend and there's the picture. Oh my God, it's the double. Can we all have a look at that?

• 21:51Speaker 00

  And look, ironically, Vector's got a popped collar.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  It's literally the same. Oh my God, you are Vector.

• 21:57Speaker 04

  I've been compared to Louis Tomlinson in the past few days.

• 22:01Speaker 03

  Louis Theroux, you mean? Not Louis Tomlinson. Right. Louis Theroux maybe.

• 22:10Speaker 00

  I think Louis Theroux is a better, a better.

• 22:13Speaker 04

  I'll take Louis Theroux.

• 22:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  Heartthrob of the nation.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  I've got his glasses at home.

• 22:19Speaker 00

  Does he not want them back?

• 22:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, I told you that. I picked up his goodie bag at the NTAs and he took mine, took my house keys and my fags. And I went home with his. I've never told you this. I said, oh, I've got, I DMed him and I've got your bag. Do you want me to post them? And he said, Louis Theroux, famous man who wears glasses. And, ah, don't worry, they're only from Boots.

• 22:43Speaker 03

  You're like, you don't like the pound ones you get from Boots? Louis Theroux's glasses are from Boots.

• 22:49Speaker 00

  Gosh, well, that's a Daily Mail headline tomorrow, isn't it?

• 22:52Speaker 03

  Hi, uh, we'll go to a little break and then we'll do some of your responses and comments.

• 22:56Speaker 00

  Jolly good.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Other bits.

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• 24:59Speaker 00

  Welcome back to Undivis. Lucy has some intel on the wonderful world of dyslexia. Pay attention, Jordan. Hello to the wonderful Sexted team, four exclamation marks. I've just listened to your recent episode. Help, I hate his name and wanted to comment on Jordan's mention of dyslexia. I am dyslexic. Apologies, William, for any poor grammar. Blame the Lexia. And so is my 14-year-old son. Alongside his dyslexia, he also has dyspraxia and cognitive processing disorder. I thought you might find it interesting to know that dyslexia can often occur alongside other forms of neurodiversity, including dyspraxia and ADHD.

• 25:31Speaker 03

  My mum and brother have got dyspraxia.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 25:33Speaker 03

  I, I think I might have that as well, but that I've not been diagnosed with.

• 25:37Speaker 00

  You haven't been diagnosed with ADHD either?

• 25:40Speaker 03

  I mean, I know, I've been, I know I'm.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  But are you diagnosed dyslexic?

• 25:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Oh, you are.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  At uni.

• 25:44Speaker 00

  Um, so Jordan, you're.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  Got a free laptop.

• 25:48Speaker 00

  So Jordan, you're certainly not alone. And yes, you are completely normal as far as neurodiversity goes. Thought you might find this interesting and happy October, National Dyslexia Awareness Month. Love you all and thanks for the giggles. Long time, Undiva, Lucy.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  Thanks, Lucy. That's very kind. I have, uh, again, I don't want to do it because you shouldn't just label it, but I've, I've had a couple of messages from people that work with people with dyspraxia. So I'm pretty sure you're dyspraxic. That's why I mispronounce a lot of words. That's not dyslexia, I promise. It's dyspraxia. And my brother's dyspraxic.

• 26:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, I've, I've got a relative who's dyspraxic, but he doesn't mispronounce words. But I guess it shows.

• 26:24Speaker 03

  I think that's dyspraxi. I might have got that wrong. Hence why it took me ages to learn to drive as well.

• 26:29Speaker 00

  Did it?

• 26:29Speaker 03

  Coordinates and stuff, isn't it?

• 26:30Speaker 04

  Coordination.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  Coordination.

• 26:33Speaker 00

  It might be coordinates for Jordan.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  And, and I cannot dance. I can't do a two, you know, you know, from the tour, I can't dance at all.

• 26:42Speaker 00

  What?

• 26:46Speaker 00

  You hit it so well.

• 26:48Speaker 03

  Thanks. Thank you. But don't let that stop you. Any dyspraxic, dyslexic kids going?

• 26:53Speaker 00

  No.

• 26:53Speaker 03

  Get up on stage in front of an arena, dance your little heart out.

• 26:56Speaker 00

  Exactly.

• 26:57Speaker 03

  There you go. Seriously, do.

• 26:59Speaker 00

  Gemma thinks she's found the man for Jordan.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  I thought I was, I was told I was thick at school. I got put on the lazy lump table in primary school. Promise you, they called it the lazy lump table. This is in the 90s. It's terrible.

• 27:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, but we went in for that sort of soft bullying in the night. It's, it's character building.

• 27:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, that is true. Didn't do us any harm, did it?

• 27:15Speaker 00

  No. Uh, Gemma thinks she's found the man for Jordan. She says, I think Jordan needs to give my chimney sweep a go. He's got a flat cap and everything, so surely he's the real deal. Well, the team have tracked down Gemma's Geordie chimney sweep. He's Tommy from Tyne Valley Chimney Sweep and he's got something to say to you, Jordan.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  Look, I'm seeing, that's exactly how you want your chimney sweep. He's got a little neckerchief on as well. That's what I wanted. Not some bloke in trackies. That's what you want your chimney sweeps to look like.

• 27:44Speaker 00

  Well, let's have a listen to what Tommy says.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  What, governor? Jordan, my name's Tommy and I run a company up north called Tyne Valley Chimney Sweep. And I hear you have had a bit of a rough time recently with a chimney sweep turning up in track suit bottoms. First things first, I think if you turn up in track suit bottoms, he was probably lost on his way to the gym. The correct PPE for a chimney sweep these days is obviously your cap, your scarf and your bib and braces. Things have moved on a little bit and the tradition is still there slightly with a bit of an edge in terms of the Pokemon socks. Anyway, before I leave, I've got a couple of points. One question. Do you know why a chimney sweep is classed as good luck? Do you know the story behind it? And my last point I want to make before I leave is Sunderland University. Are you having a laugh? Have a good day.

• 28:31Speaker 03

  Oh, see, look at that. Look, he did that.

• 28:33Speaker 00

  Oh, he just a heel click.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  He's that much, what a top bloke. That's all I ask for, be chimney sweeps.

• 28:38Speaker 00

  He's got very, he's got luminous. So what you might not have, uh, seen if you're listening to this, is that he's got a sort of yellow, he does look the part, and then the camera just panned down to his socks that were, as he describes, Pokemon yellow.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  I'm gonna say it as well. That's how chimney sweeps should look. Thanks for that. Butchers, right? I know you can't say it.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  Now he's coming for butchers.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  I want them to be fat. I do. I want butchers to be burly. I don't want a slim butcher or a baker be burly.

• 29:06Speaker 04

  What about a candlestick maker?

• 29:07Speaker 03

  I don't care about them, but butchers and bakers, I want, I know you can't say this. I want you to be big lads, right? I don't want a slim, fit, lean butcher. I want a fat bloke who's gonna sell me his sausage. That's all I'm saying. But what was that he asked us in that question?

• 29:24Speaker 00

  Um, why is it good luck to shake hands with a chimney sweep? And indeed, there's a whole plot point in Mary Poppins is when Mr. Banks shakes Bert's hand. Well, I don't know.

• 29:32Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 29:32Speaker 00

  There's obviously a history. Are you, are you going to tell us this?

• 29:34Speaker 03

  It's gonna be an etiquetteology.

• 29:36Speaker 04

  History lesson.

• 29:37Speaker 00

  Oh, I, I assumed that we were throwing over to one of you and you were gonna tell us.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  We'll do an etiquetteology.

• 29:42Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm doing puffs next week.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  We'll do one in a couple of weeks.

• 29:47Speaker 00

  Okay, fine.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  There you go. Well produced then.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  Well, thank you for that. Um, well, he's a fireman as well. Apparently Tommy is also a fireman.

• 29:58Speaker 03

  He's very handsome and he's, he's like a dog with two dicks in the corner over there. I'm gonna call it out. And you're not denying it.

• 30:06Speaker 00

  Dave is adding a whole new dimension to the sit-down wee hammock chat. Goody goody.

• 30:11Speaker 03

  I've told everyone about this and it's split the room.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, because it's vile.

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Actually got told off because we was in a very important meeting at Global Radio with a few bosses, but it split the room.

• 30:23Speaker 00

  Dear William, Jordan and the entire Sexted team, your recent chat about the sit-down wee hammock took me back to a rather enlightening discussion we had at work. I don't recall exactly how it started, but somehow we got on to the subject of how far you pull your pants down when sitting on the loo. It soon became apparent that there's a complete gender divide in our office. All the men sit down with their pants around the ankles while all the women only lower theirs to their knees. Both sides were utterly flabbergasted by the other side's way of removing their undergarments for such purposes. My own theory is that for a man lowering your pants only as far as your knees, wouldn't allow a sufficient knee gap. This would push the testicles too far back, resulting in what we might call Nutella nutsack. It would be interesting to know whether such a gender divide exists elsewhere, perhaps even among the Sexted crew. Much love, Dave, potentially your 11th

• 31:08Speaker 00

  straight male listener.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  I do think that, um, that is.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Maybe a, a, an actual good theory is the thing. Is he? You put, are you down to your knees?

• 31:20Speaker 00

  I mean, can we ask this in a workplace?

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think that's fair to say. You're a down to. How'd you wipe your bum?

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Did you go under or did you lean across?

• 31:33Speaker 00

  I'm not answering this question. I've never thought, I actually have never thought about it. I'd have to do it to, um, think about it. How'd you wipe yours?

• 31:41Speaker 03

  I'm answering that.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  Exactly. There we go.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  It's a bit of a personal question, isn't it?

• 31:48Speaker 03

  It's not an episode of Mrs. Brown's Boys. Come on, not all over the town.

• 31:51Speaker 00

  Impresses on Brown.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Uh, but yeah, I do. I'm right down to the uncles. I assume you are as well.

• 31:59Speaker 00

  And the pants.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  You as well? Yeah. Joe?

• 32:05Speaker 00

  No, we are not asking this.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  Soph?

• 32:09Speaker 00

  You do not have to answer these questions. Sophia, don't humour him.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  William, you just asked that question. Do you even, when you've got your knickers on, do you put them?

• 32:23Speaker 00

  Well, continuing the-

• 32:24Speaker 03

  I love that you laughed at that. If you, good job you're from East Lancashire. If anyone else said that, so I'd be in an HR meeting.

• 32:31Speaker 00

  Well, continuing the theme of Sit Down Wee Hammocks, we put out Jordan North's poll on the subject. Thirty percent of G and D'was said they've done it. Fourteen percent said that they haven't done it, but they would consider it. Whereas the majority, thank God, fifty-six percent of G and D'was said no, just no.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:49Speaker 00

  So there we go. Thank you, G and D'was. Um, Jordan, your eyesight isn't the only thing that's getting worse, apparently. It says, hi everyone, optician here. Yellow with black font is easier to read because it increases the contrast. Comic Sans is also a simple font with larger spacing, which makes it easier for the brain to distinguish between individual letters. Jordan should definitely have a colourometry assessment.

• 33:13Speaker 03

  God, not another one.

• 33:14Speaker 00

  As there might be a particular colour that works even better for him.

• 33:17Speaker 03

  Another problem I've got.

• 33:18Speaker 00

  Jordan-

• 33:19Speaker 03

  Do I have to take my pants down for this? It seems to every time I go to doctors where a mole that needs checking and he's got a finger up my arse, so.

• 33:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's not the doctors you're going to.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  Honestly, I'm gonna need to, honestly, it's getting ridiculous now.

• 33:34Speaker 01

  That could, that could be a special-

• 33:35Speaker 03

  I had an ear infection the other year, last Christmas. Before you know it, he's putting the frigging gloves and lube on again. That's every time this doc.

• 33:43Speaker 00

  Jordan also mentioned that his eyesight is going, quote unquote. He's just getting old and probably needs glasses.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  I do have glasses.

• 33:49Speaker 00

  I'm getting some new glasses tomorrow.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  I do have glasses. I wear them all the time at home, but I never wear them in public.

• 33:54Speaker 00

  You should.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  I know, I should really. I need them for the studio as well. It's getting bad.

• 33:58Speaker 00

  Um, they've said that, uh, you should Google press biopia. It's the normal age-

• 34:03Speaker 03

  We're playing them next week.

• 34:05Speaker 00

  It's the normal age-related loss of the eye's ability to focus on close-up subjects, typically beginning after the age of forty. Oh, not long.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  Not long.

• 34:14Speaker 00

  No. And Charlotte has made a horrifying discovery. Apparently my arsehole has a lot in common with cowpox. Okay. Hello, Charlotte writes, not a dilemma.

• 34:26Speaker 03

  Make a joke then, but it would have been.

• 34:29Speaker 00

  Inappropriate.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:32Speaker 03

  Very.

• 34:32Speaker 00

  I think your mind went where my mind went and we will move on. Not a dilemma, but unfortunately it's fever season and it's hit our house. I've just given my son some cowpox using a little syringe that comes with it. And as I popped the syringe out after each dose, all I could think about was William's arsehole.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  Did it make the same noise?

• 34:49Speaker 00

  The worst part, my husband even said it out loud at one point.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  Brilliant.

• 34:53Speaker 00

  So now apparently cowpox syringes are forever ruined for us.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  That's my legacy. Oh, William's arse. I'd put that on my gravestone. Here lies Jordan North, William's arse. Oh, I can't do that. I've got a mouthful of fuck, man.

• 35:08Speaker 00

  Didn't mean to hurt you.

• 35:10Speaker 03

  All right, let's finish. We are coming to the week. This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials.

• 35:15Speaker 00

  Before we get to our favourite one, here are some honourable mentions. Blake on Spotify said, surely we give the gas money joke a rest now, yeah? There's never been a horse more beaten to death.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Oh, what's, oh, for the, oh, shit.

• 35:28Speaker 00

  He's even forgotten. No, no, I wouldn't, I wouldn't even.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  I'm actually gonna pay you that.

• 35:33Speaker 00

  Let's, let's not upset Blake.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  Sorry, Blake. We have been harping on about that. Did I tell you my theory about bisexuals and peanut butter?

• 35:43Speaker 00

  Yes. G and D'was, what would you like Jordan to continue talking about? Bisexuals and peanut butter or the gas money?

• 35:50Speaker 03

  How much do you remind me and I'll pay you? We're going for a drink after this.

• 35:54Speaker 00

  We are.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  I'll pay you.

• 35:55Speaker 00

  It's on you.

• 35:57Speaker 00

  We can go for a Michelin star dinner at this rate. Um, regarding the Alamo de la Carte chat we had recently, Archie Richards on YouTube said, à la car. He was the comedian that was on Traitors, wasn't he?

• 36:08Speaker 03

  Damn.

• 36:08Speaker 00

  Very funny.

• 36:09Speaker 03

  Very good.

• 36:10Speaker 00

  But our comment of the week goes to Eve on YouTube saying, William's expression when Jordan is talking about the sit-down wee hammock. Botox might freeze his face, but nothing can hide that stare of utter disgust. Hmm. Got a top up tomorrow. No, today.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  Today?

• 36:23Speaker 00

  Yes, I've got my botox after our drink. In fact, actually, I can't actually have a drink because I've got botox afterwards. So.

• 36:29Speaker 03

  Actually?

• 36:30Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's at six. What?

• 36:34Speaker 03

  Well, I wanted to have a drink.

• 36:35Speaker 00

  Well, you can have a drink.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Oh, well, I could have gone to bloody gym.

• 36:39Speaker 00

  Well, you can have a drink. I mean, look, Jordan, I'm so easily led. I'll probably have a drink and I'll just bruise tomorrow, but it's fine. Okay? It's nothing but a foundation won't cover.

• 36:47Speaker 03

  But obviously, medical advice, don't drink before botox.

• 36:50Speaker 00

  Don't drink before botox, just thank you.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  Because Doctor Ollie wouldn't be happy.

• 36:52Speaker 00

  No, he would not be happy. And this will be going out after I see him, so that's fine.

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