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The hosts William Hanson and Jordan North return with another episode of Help I Sexted My Boss, tackling modern etiquette dilemmas, personal anecdotes, and listener questions. The conversation ranges from Jordan's new summer moustache and midlife crisis Vespa plans to William's recent family trip to Disneyland Paris where rides like Crush's Coaster left young relatives mildly traumatised. Later, the hosts address listeners' dilemmas, including dealing with invasive baby questions, discovering a household's strange cleaning routine reliant solely on Febreeze, teabag etiquette in restaurants, and a listener who accidentally stumbled upon their seventy-eight-year-old father's explicit X account.
Throughout the episode, the hosts debate topics like Disney villains, the proper amount of aftershave squirts for daily wear, and why British culinary tradition puts cheese after pudding while European nations do the reverse. The episode is worth listening to for its signature blend of earnest etiquette advice and chaotic banter, highlighted by William's historical deep-dives into 19th-century dining customs and Jordan's unfiltered reactions to absurd domestic scenarios.
Listeners submit questions about sensitive topics—baby‑asking, holiday privacy, and tea etiquette—prompting the hosts to offer humorous yet thoughtful advice.
Hosts introduce the show and highlight Vicky Patterson’s charity kayak challenge before launching into the episode’s main content.
William discusses his growing moustache, the reactions it sparks, and the humorous banter about grooming and fashion with Jordan.
The hosts joke about Jordan’s future Vespa and the comedic timing of midlife fashion choices, blending personal anecdotes with light‑hearted commentary.
A commercial pitch for Pacific Life’s life insurance and annuity products appears in the episode.
Jordan recounts a family trip to Disneyland Paris, sharing playful stories about children’s reactions to rides and the nostalgic joy of the experience.
A listener’s query about proper teabag disposal sparks a discussion on etiquette norms in cafés and the hosts’ practical solutions for avoiding soggy mishaps.
Hosts discuss proper tea preparation and British tea etiquette, setting a light, conversational tone.
A listener shares his surprise at finding his 78‑year‑old dad’s risqué X posts and worries about family embarrassment.
Hosts brainstorm ways to address the dad’s public posts, including private accounts and anonymous outreach.
Hosts wrap up the episode, remind listeners of release days, and direct them to the podcast’s YouTube channel.
A brief advertisement for Monopoly’s McDonald’s promotion and prizes concludes the episode.
Pronunciation Debate Settledstory
Jordan admits he mispronounced the word melee after looking it up, joking that life is too short to worry about getting corrected.
William recounts taking young family members on intense rides like Crush's Coaster at Disneyland Paris, resulting in unexpected tears and shock.
Book Found in Charity Binstory
Jordan laments finding a signed copy of their own book being sold for two pounds in a charity shop.
Proper Aftershave Dosagestrategy
The hosts debate how much fragrance is appropriate, agreeing that two squirts is the ideal rule of thumb for daytime wear to avoid smelling too strong.
Historical Cheese Etymologyinsight
William explains why Britain serves cheese after pudding while Europe does the reverse, tracing the custom back to 19th-century port taxation laws.
Invasive Baby Questionsinsight
The hosts tackle a listener's frustration with being constantly asked when they are having children, condemning the practice as insensitive.
The Febreeze Cleaning Routinestory
A listener shares a horror story about visiting a friend's house whose entire cleaning routine relied on spraying massive amounts of Febreeze instead of washing clothes.
Dad's Explicit Social Media Accountstory
A listener asks for advice after accidentally discovering their seventy-eight-year-old father posting explicit content on X.
“It was getting mixed reactions a couple of weeks ago when I grew the moustache out. But right now, there's...”
“Just take it to the bin and throw it in the bin, or just put it on a little napkin.”
“Port and cheese, as we know, go very nicely together.”
“My dad is 78 years old, but is surprisingly tech savvy and spends a fair time on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter.”
“To my absolute horror, I was greeted by a series of photographs featuring my old man's wrinkly sausage alongside someone who definitely wasn't my step mum, but rather somebody else's granny, Spready gone a bit.”
“Do I say something to my dad?”
“I would imagine you, you have to put in a phone number maybe now to create an account.”
“If you aren't comfortable sitting him down and saying, "I'm aware of this. Could you do something about it, please? It's embarrassing."”
“He has, and clearly not on a private account. Not that doing it on a private account necessarily makes it any better, but at least there is some control over who sees it.”
“Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player.”
Jordan's latest moustache has been attracting plenty of attention, although perhaps not for the reasons he'd hoped, while William's recent etiquette video has the internet wondering whether common sense really needed its own series? There's also plenty of dilemmas to get through, including what to do when your dad's testicles unexpectedly appear on Twitter and how to politely tell people to stop asking when you're reproducing. If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected], and for more Sexted fun sign up https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/ to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always http://www.audioalways.com production. If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.
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