Ant Challenges Jamie Oliver to a Pant-Off & Does Dec's Tooth Fairy Pay MORE Than Zayn Malik??

Sexy and Nice are back in the Hang Out - Sexy’s got a new price to guess and Nice has had a visit from the tooth fairy 🧚 This week sees the introduction of a UK listener map following an eloquent grievance from a listener. The postbag is back along with the diary and a jingle that has us dancing in our seats. The boys do another table read of a film idea - this week it’s a Hitchcock, and Ant finds out another betrayal of Dec, this time in Portugal… Keep your emails coming to [email protected] ----- 00:00 - Coming up 01:00 - Sexy and Nice t-shirts 02.50 - A listener grievance 06:10 - UK listener map 12:00 - How you’re watching - looking in your living rooms 13:50 - Jordan North’s Surprise Dinner Party banana review 14:50 - Ant & Dec read a Hitchcock inspired film script 21:25 - How is Dec’s beard growing going? 24:00 - Ant’s pants update - Jamie Oliver is invited for battle of the pants 24:45 - Ant’s spending again… 27:20 - Tooth fairy visit in the Donnelly household 30:20 - A terrible photo of Ant & Dec 31:40 - Dec’s Diary and a tremendous jingle 34:00 - Chaos in Little Chef 39:05 - Postbag 42:10 - Dec’s betrayed Ant again… 44:10 - Dec pops like a turtle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:29Declan Donnelly?

  Coming up on the show and loses it at the listeners map.

• 0:33Ant McPartlin?

  That's put a really awful taste in my mouth. Debt continues to betray our 30 year friendship. Who there? How is he?

• 0:44Declan Donnelly?

  You've got a big mouth Pete.

• 0:45Ant McPartlin?

  What is going on there?

• 0:47Declan Donnelly?

  And spending is out of control. No.

• 0:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Can you believe it?

• 0:52Declan Donnelly?

  No, I can't.

• 0:53Ant McPartlin?

  We read another one of your movie scripts. What are you talking about Roger? What's going on?

• 0:58Declan Donnelly?

  You tell me. And we hear a tremendous jingle.

• 1:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. That was absolutely.

• 1:06Declan Donnelly?

  Glorious.

• 1:07Ant McPartlin?

  That's it. Enjoy the show.

• 1:09Declan Donnelly?

  Enjoy. Hi. Hi everybody. Good luck.

• 1:13Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, the lights, one light's on, one light's off.

• 1:23Declan Donnelly?

  We're on the air. Welcome to the hangout front of the hanging out with him and me. Here we are.

• 1:29Ant McPartlin?

  I'm laughing because I'm looking out here and we've got merch. We finally got merch. There's a sexy t-shirt and there's a nice t-shirt. Who decided who got to wear what?

• 1:43Declan Donnelly?

  Oh Lola, definitely claimed sexy straight away. Backsy sexy.

• 1:46Ant McPartlin?

  I'm having sexy guys. Is that because you're on this side? You're on my side. So you're on this, you're on the sexy side.

• 1:52Declan Donnelly?

  Sexy side.

• 1:53Ant McPartlin?

  You're on the nice side. Is that all right? Yeah. Yes, nice, isn't it?

• 1:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, thanks a lot.

• 1:58Ant McPartlin?

  Hi everybody. Welcome again to the hangout. Have you done that? I wasn't listening. I was looking at sexy. I was looking at sexy over there. And you can't call HR because you're wearing the t-shirt.

• 2:08Declan Donnelly?

  I have done that.

• 2:09Ant McPartlin?

  What, called it, Joe?

• 2:10Declan Donnelly?

  No, no.

• 2:11Ant McPartlin?

  On me.

• 2:12Declan Donnelly?

  I've said hello to everybody.

• 2:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 2:14Declan Donnelly?

  It's nice to see you again. Nice to be back with you again here in the hangout. You're very bright today, aren't you?

• 2:20Ant McPartlin?

  In honour of Chris Martin, I thought I'd wear like the yellow jacket. Just to prove that we're good buddies, there's no beef. I thought I would wear, it's lemon. You like it?

• 2:31Declan Donnelly?

  Is that what you call it? I'll call it canary.

• 2:33Ant McPartlin?

  Canary?

• 2:34Declan Donnelly?

  Canary.

• 2:34Ant McPartlin?

  Banana?

• 2:35Declan Donnelly?

  Banana yellow.

• 2:36Ant McPartlin?

  You could call it banana yellow.

• 2:37Declan Donnelly?

  Banana yellow.

• 2:38Ant McPartlin?

  You ate bananas?

• 2:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, he ate bananas.

• 2:41Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you've got your eye pan out this week.

• 2:42Declan Donnelly?

  I've updated it.

• 2:44Ant McPartlin?

  Can you tell?

• 2:44Declan Donnelly?

  Put some new stones on.

• 2:46Ant McPartlin?

  This is gonna get right on my nerves. And you're wearing green?

• 2:49Declan Donnelly?

  Cocky?

• 2:50Ant McPartlin?

  Cocky. And you've got your initial on your sleeve.

• 2:53Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:54Ant McPartlin?

  There's a little flag with the D, just so, because he gets confused as to which one's on, which one's deck. So if he's got D on his sleeve, he can work it out.

• 3:03Declan Donnelly?

  I know which one I am.

• 3:03Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, I'm deck. I sit on that side. I'm nice. Sexy sit that side.

• 3:10Declan Donnelly?

  Listen, thanks for getting in touch with all of your letters, your voice notes, everything. We've had quite a few comments.

• 3:16Ant McPartlin?

  Have we?

• 3:17Declan Donnelly?

  This week.

• 3:17Ant McPartlin?

  I've seen none.

• 3:18Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, let me update you.

• 3:20Ant McPartlin?

  Please do.

• 3:21Declan Donnelly?

  So I was gonna dive straight into the listeners map.

• 3:23Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 3:24Declan Donnelly?

  Oi, there's an aeroplane coming in. Right, hang on a minute. Let me read this to you first.

• 3:28Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you need your specs for that one. Look how long that letter is. Who was timing the date to write a letter that long?

• 3:33Declan Donnelly?

  Kerry does.

• 3:34Ant McPartlin?

  Kerry.

• 3:35Declan Donnelly?

  Hi Kerry.

• 3:36Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Kerry.

• 3:37Declan Donnelly?

  Dear Anton Deck, I hope this finds you both well.

• 3:39Ant McPartlin?

  Doesn't actually. Doesn't find me well. Still got an ear infection. Thanks for asking.

• 3:44Declan Donnelly?

  Nothing.

• 3:45Ant McPartlin?

  No. What's going on, Deck?

• 3:47Declan Donnelly?

  What is going on?

• 3:48Ant McPartlin?

  What is going on? Any ear doctors watching or listening, get in touch. I need your help.

• 3:53Declan Donnelly?

  Dear Anton Deck.

• 3:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, hi Kelly.

• 3:55Declan Donnelly?

  Kerry.

• 3:55Ant McPartlin?

  Kerry.

• 3:56Declan Donnelly?

  I hope this finds you both well.

• 3:57Ant McPartlin?

  It doesn't actually.

• 3:58Declan Donnelly?

  And still very pleased with yourselves.

• 4:01Ant McPartlin?

  Mm, what?

• 4:03Ant McPartlin?

  This is, this is starting well, isn't it? Good start.

• 4:07Declan Donnelly?

  This is getting better. I hope this finds you both well and still very pleased with yourselves over the ever-expanding global footprint of the podcast. I am writing with you with what I would describe as a mild but heartfelt grievance.

• 4:19Ant McPartlin?

  Grievance?

• 4:20Declan Donnelly?

  Each week with great enthusiasm, you unveil your world map.

• 4:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we do.

• 4:25Declan Donnelly?

  And proceed to marvel at listeners in far-flung corners of the globe.

• 4:27Ant McPartlin?

  And the rich.

• 4:28Declan Donnelly?

  Australia, Canada, the United States.

• 4:30Ant McPartlin?

  The rich.

• 4:31Declan Donnelly?

  Cue stories about tours, jungle adventures, or the time you nearly bought a pair of cowboy boots. I don't remember that story.

• 4:38Ant McPartlin?

  We never, we have not talked about what?

• 4:41Declan Donnelly?

  She's making that, Kerry, you've made that up. You've made that up.

• 4:45Ant McPartlin?

  I've got a grievance about your grievance. We never once talked about buying cowboy boots. I don't know if I've ever worn, oh, I must have worn for like a sketch or something.

• 4:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you have, yeah.

• 4:53Ant McPartlin?

  But I've never bought a pair of cowboy boots, have you?

• 4:55Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember when we shot Who?

• 4:56Ant McPartlin?

  You should, because there's a little heel on there. It's a good heel.

• 5:00Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember we filmed Who Shot Simon Cowell?

• 5:02Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:02Declan Donnelly?

  And we were dressed as, I think we were at a fancy dress party, weren't we?

• 5:05Ant McPartlin?

  It's cowboys.

• 5:06Declan Donnelly?

  We were dressed as cowboys. But it took like a week to shoot the whole thing. And we were dressed as cowboys for a week.

• 5:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 5:11Declan Donnelly?

  And by the end of it, you're just like, oh, get rid of these boots. Anyway. Kerry goes on.

• 5:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 5:19Declan Donnelly?

  And yet, what of us? What of the loyal British listeners quietly tuning in from perfectly respectable towns and cities across the UK? We get no pins, no stories, no nostalgic recollections of a service station off the A1? Nothing. Until you have truly cracked America, may I gently propose you focus on the solid home support?

• 5:39Ant McPartlin?

  Wow, that is a grievance.

• 5:42Declan Donnelly?

  Kerry.

• 5:42Ant McPartlin?

  Kerry.

• 5:44Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you should have wrote this.

• 5:45Ant McPartlin?

  Just go on.

• 5:46Declan Donnelly?

  You should have wrote this, slept on it, and then read it back the next morning before you sent it. When Dex says "reach", perhaps that is the moment to actually reach for a UK map.

• 5:55Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, right, yeah, that's a fair point.

• 5:57Declan Donnelly?

  For balance, I currently live in Derby, which has many fine qualities. I was born in Doncaster. I'm confident there is at least one anecdote.

• 6:03Ant McPartlin?

  Don't get confident.

• 6:04Declan Donnelly?

  Between you involving either a racecourse, a theatre, or a service station sandwich. I look forward to hearing Derby and Donny receive the recognition they so richly deserve. Kerry.

• 6:16Ant McPartlin?

  That's put a really awful.

• 6:19Ant McPartlin?

  Taste in my mouth, Kerry. And we won't have a map. Do we have a map?

• 6:24Speaker 03

  We do.

• 6:25Ant McPartlin?

  We do?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  We do.

• 6:26Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay, okay. Kerry, we might be able to help you out here.

• 6:35Declan Donnelly?

  On the back of the list is Bob. I've got the map, what do you care?

• 6:40Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, there you go, that's good.

• 6:41Declan Donnelly?

  So.

• 6:42Ant McPartlin?

  Kelly, Kerry, whatever you're called.

• 6:43Declan Donnelly?

  Kerry.

• 6:44Ant McPartlin?

  This is all for you in Donny and Derby.

• 6:46Declan Donnelly?

  Have you ever been to Derby?

• 6:48Ant McPartlin?

  Probably, yes.

• 6:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 6:49Declan Donnelly?

  Any.

• 6:50Ant McPartlin?

  Any funny stories about service stations, sandwiches or cabo boots?

• 6:53Declan Donnelly?

  None that spring to mind.

• 6:55Ant McPartlin?

  Shit, no. Any funny stories about service stations, cabo boots or sandwiches in Doncaster?

• 7:02Declan Donnelly?

  None that spring to mind.

• 7:04Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 7:04Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, sorry Kerry.

• 7:05Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 7:06Declan Donnelly?

  But thank you for your letter and it has made us think twice about it.

• 7:10Ant McPartlin?

  Just gonna file that, file that in constructive criticism.

• 7:13Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 7:14Ant McPartlin?

  Over there in the filing cabinet.

• 7:16Declan Donnelly?

  Sure.

• 7:17Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks.

• 7:17Declan Donnelly?

  But it did make me think about everybody that is listening in the UK. So for this week, we're gonna do a UK special.

• 7:23Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 7:23Declan Donnelly?

  So we have Chantel in Liverpool. There she is up in Liverpool. Ever been?

• 7:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have been to Liverpool many times.

• 7:30Declan Donnelly?

  We love Liverpool a lot. Heather is in Cornwall, down in Cornwall then.

• 7:34Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Heather.

• 7:35Declan Donnelly?

  I went to do a Cornish accent and then I decided against it.

• 7:40Ant McPartlin?

  You've got. Yeah, you do.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Peter.

• 7:43Declan Donnelly?

  What the accent?

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Quarter zip.

• 7:46Declan Donnelly?

  Why are you taking, why are you taking me out of quarter zip? What's the matter? Why?

• 7:50Speaker 03

  It feels quite Cornish.

• 7:51Declan Donnelly?

  What, a quarter zip feels quite Cornish?

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, to me.

• 7:53Declan Donnelly?

  Kit is in.

• 7:54Ant McPartlin?

  Have you ever been?

• 7:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, have you ever been?

• 7:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 7:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 7:57Ant McPartlin?

  Have you, will you go along to the Cornwall?

• 7:59Declan Donnelly?

  I do. I try and go for a week every year. I love it in Cornwall.

• 8:04Ant McPartlin?

  Same place?

• 8:05Declan Donnelly?

  Same place.

• 8:05Ant McPartlin?

  Every year?

• 8:06Declan Donnelly?

  Every year.

• 8:07Ant McPartlin?

  Any funny stories, the cabos, the sandwiches?

• 8:10Declan Donnelly?

  No, just nice times on the beach, ice creams, fish and chips.

• 8:14Ant McPartlin?

  Family time.

• 8:14Declan Donnelly?

  Family time.

• 8:15Ant McPartlin?

  Didn't like to talk about it. Private time, private, private, you get a pen, private time, just circle, circle Cornwall.

• 8:23Declan Donnelly?

  You know, I'm, uh, Ron Atkinson, never wanted Mr Bean in Italy because he wanted to go somewhere in Italy. It's me in Cornwall.

• 8:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 8:29Declan Donnelly?

  I never talk about it.

• 8:30Ant McPartlin?

  So just like Britain's Got Talent, I'm a celebrity, that, that, we can't see limitless when they're nothing.

• 8:34Declan Donnelly?

  No, nobody knows who I am in Cornwall.

• 8:35Ant McPartlin?

  That's good, so you can just walk around.

• 8:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:37Ant McPartlin?

  Private time.

• 8:37Declan Donnelly?

  Private time.

• 8:38Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 8:38Declan Donnelly?

  Family time. Kit is in Northumberland.

• 8:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, of course, we're in Northumberland.

• 8:42Declan Donnelly?

  We're in Northumberland, loads, beautiful part of the world.

• 8:44Ant McPartlin?

  It is gorgeous.

• 8:45Declan Donnelly?

  Alice is in Dorset.

• 8:48Ant McPartlin?

  It's a bit like your Cornish accent, that, isn't it? Your Dorset accent.

• 8:51Declan Donnelly?

  Alice is listening in Dorset, ever been?

• 8:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have been in Dorset.

• 8:54Declan Donnelly?

  What have you done in Dorset?

• 8:55Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, one of the holidays down there to Dorset, went crabbing in Dorset.

• 8:59Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry?

• 8:59Ant McPartlin?

  Crabbing.

• 9:01Declan Donnelly?

  Crabbing?

• 9:01Ant McPartlin?

  Crabbing, crabbing, getting crabs.

• 9:03Declan Donnelly?

  Grabbing, crabbing.

• 9:04Ant McPartlin?

  Grabbing crabs.

• 9:05Declan Donnelly?

  Grabbing crabs.

• 9:05Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know the key to getting good crabs?

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Bacon.

• 9:08Ant McPartlin?

  Bacon fat. I was gonna say that, Lola, you've ruined my podcast. You've ruined today's podcast.

• 9:14Declan Donnelly?

  That's it, respect, guys.

• 9:16Ant McPartlin?

  Bacon fat, they love it, crabs can't get enough of it. So you, if you want a bucket full of crabs, bacon fat.

• 9:23Declan Donnelly?

  There you go, handy hints. Clarice is in Derry, Northern Ireland.

• 9:26Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, Clarice.

• 9:27Declan Donnelly?

  Clarice.

• 9:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you know Derry, Northern Ireland well, don't you?

• 9:32Declan Donnelly?

  I do.

• 9:32Ant McPartlin?

  Used to go there on family holidays.

• 9:33Declan Donnelly?

  Every year.

• 9:34Ant McPartlin?

  Private time, hits to talk about it.

• 9:36Declan Donnelly?

  Every year.

• 9:37Ant McPartlin?

  Have you noticed, whenever you go, is it a Northern Irish thing or just an Irish, Irish thing? They've got very good ice cream machines in all of the service stations.

• 9:44Declan Donnelly?

  Have they?

• 9:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, like every service station you go in, there's always like a Mr Whitby machine.

• 9:48Declan Donnelly?

  I've never noticed that.

• 9:49Ant McPartlin?

  For a country that is pretty wet and quite cold most of the time, ice cream sales are off the charts.

• 9:55Declan Donnelly?

  Wow, I've never, I thought I would look after that.

• 9:58Ant McPartlin?

  Next time you drive around, they've got Applebee's, is it Applebee's? If you're listening in Ireland, send us a picture from Applebee's, there's very good service stations over there.

• 10:06Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right, okay.

• 10:07Ant McPartlin?

  Very good.

• 10:07Declan Donnelly?

  And brown lemonade.

• 10:09Ant McPartlin?

  Brown lemonade.

• 10:10Declan Donnelly?

  Doing brown lemonade in Ireland.

• 10:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they do.

• 10:12Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's the best. Jenny's listening in South East London, ever been?

• 10:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, yes, of course, yes.

• 10:18Declan Donnelly?

  Connie and Little Luke are in North Wales.

• 10:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, North Wales.

• 10:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 10:22Ant McPartlin?

  North Wither.

• 10:23Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 10:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, you know we have, yes. We've got a podcast talking to Michael Sheen about our time in Wales. Check it out on Beltway Box.

• 10:30Declan Donnelly?

  Laura, Laura Hamilton's in Scotland. No, sorry, Laura in Hamilton, Scotland. Laura's in Hamilton, Scotland.

• 10:37Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Laura.

• 10:38Declan Donnelly?

  Lastly, Chloe and Shaun are in Newcastle. Have you been?

• 10:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have on occasion.

• 10:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. Great. Listen, thank you for letting us know where you're listening from in the UK and around the world.

• 10:49Ant McPartlin?

  We should flip flop between the two.

• 10:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 10:51Ant McPartlin?

  Do a world map one week and then we'll do.

• 10:53Declan Donnelly?

  Can easily do that.

• 10:55Ant McPartlin?

  Hey, where's your, where's your flags?

• 10:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, they're in the other map.

• 10:58Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay. Right. That's good. That's very good.

• 11:01Declan Donnelly?

  But yeah, so let us know where you're listening from and we'll stick a pin in the map. This is an advert for Santander who understand that getting started on a goal isn't always easy. And taking a meaningful first step is how progress happens.

• 11:15Ant McPartlin?

  It's a bit like when we started SMT Villa, Saturday mornings. We just had to start it, didn't we? We just had to take that first step.

• 11:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 11:23Ant McPartlin?

  Because we didn't know how good we'd be. It was live every Saturday, which we'd had experience of, but not a lot of experience.

• 11:29Declan Donnelly?

  It makes me shudder now.

• 11:31Ant McPartlin?

  Because we were bad.

• 11:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, the show to start with, but probably the first.

• 11:36Ant McPartlin?

  Six months?

• 11:37Declan Donnelly?

  No, not that long, two, three months maybe.

• 11:39Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 11:40Declan Donnelly?

  We, we were really just scrabbling around to.

• 11:43Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, we were.

• 11:44Declan Donnelly?

  Get by week to week.

• 11:45Ant McPartlin?

  And the ratings weren't great.

• 11:46Declan Donnelly?

  No, the ratings weren't great.

• 11:47Ant McPartlin?

  It started off badly, but then it grew.

• 11:50Declan Donnelly?

  But we could never have gotten to the point we did with it without having gone through those early days and the, the tricky bits at the very beginning.

• 11:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 11:58Declan Donnelly?

  Going through that whole process made us better at what we did. And by the end of it, you know, it was.

• 12:04Ant McPartlin?

  The best thing, where we learned everything about live TV.

• 12:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 12:07Ant McPartlin?

  But we wouldn't have got going if we just didn't do it.

• 12:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we had to take the plunge and start at the, at the very bottom. Oh, and boy.

• 12:14Ant McPartlin?

  And work our way up.

• 12:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 12:15Ant McPartlin?

  And boy, it was the bottom. And that's what Santander is doing, working hard to have customers build the confidence they need to achieve a goal that matters to them.

• 12:25Declan Donnelly?

  Santander, it starts here.

• 12:29Ant McPartlin?

  Not only do we like to know where you're listening from, we like to know how you're listening and how you're watching the show. Have a look at this, right?

• 12:37Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a few here, look.

• 12:38Ant McPartlin?

  Bo likes to listen in the car.

• 12:40Declan Donnelly?

  In the car.

• 12:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, nice.

• 12:42Declan Donnelly?

  Very good. Keep your eyes on the road.

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  You've got Kelly in the middle there. Kelly on the telly. Is Kelly, Kelly's the baby, I presume?

• 12:48Declan Donnelly?

  No, I think Kelly's, Kelly's taking the picture. Kelly's taking the picture.

• 12:52Ant McPartlin?

  That would make sense.

• 12:53Declan Donnelly?

  Look at the size of Kelly's telly.

• 12:55Ant McPartlin?

  That's a big telly, Kelly.

• 12:56Declan Donnelly?

  How big is Kelly's telly?

• 12:58Ant McPartlin?

  That is big.

• 12:59Declan Donnelly?

  Seventy-five inch? Is that a seventy, eighty incher? Hundred incher?

• 13:03Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, that's not a hundred inch. But it's big though. Mabel, Mabel's the dog?

• 13:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 13:08Ant McPartlin?

  Is Mabel taking the picture? Self timer. Self timer, yeah.

• 13:13Declan Donnelly?

  Mabel, the dog, is watching us on the telly. Big fan of Ant. She's paused that. She's looking at Ant. Pause that and it's just staring at Ant. Oh.

• 13:24Declan Donnelly?

  Sausage.

• 13:24Ant McPartlin?

  I love him.

• 13:25Declan Donnelly?

  Sausage.

• 13:25Ant McPartlin?

  I love him.

• 13:26Declan Donnelly?

  Looking at sausage.

• 13:26Ant McPartlin?

  Alright, that would be your dog's favourite.

• 13:28Declan Donnelly?

  Do you think?

• 13:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 13:29Declan Donnelly?

  It's because you look like you've got treats in your pocket.

• 13:32Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 13:32Declan Donnelly?

  You look like that kind of person that has treats in your pocket.

• 13:34Ant McPartlin?

  I normally do. Just not in this jacket. It's new. Pooh bags and treats in most of me pockets. Yeah. I reckon I would. I reckon you'd be, not a cat's favourite, that's too obvious. Tortoise? Turtle? Terrapin? Hamster! You'd be Hamster's and Jible's favourite and I'm Dog's favourite.

• 13:50Declan Donnelly?

  Why?

• 13:51Ant McPartlin?

  Don't know. Maybe it's the three quarters zip.

• 13:54Declan Donnelly?

  What's wrong with the zip?

• 13:55Ant McPartlin?

  Nothing's wrong with it. It's just Hamsters like that kind of vibe. Guinea pigs, a little guinea pig sat there. Yeah. Like you've got a little ring to put a little food in for it.

• 14:03Declan Donnelly?

  Keep your photos coming in of where you're listening and how you're listening. And let us know if you've got a bigger telly than Kelly. Kelly's telly's massive. I'd love to know how big that is.

• 14:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that is big. Let us know, Kelly. Get in touch. Let us know how big your telly is. Please, because we're all, we're all intrigued.

• 14:18Declan Donnelly?

  Keep your pictures coming in. Hanging out at ballbox.com.

• 14:22Declan Donnelly?

  Have you been watching much?

• 14:23Ant McPartlin?

  I watched Jordan North on Bella Box.

• 14:25Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, the surprise dinner party?

• 14:27Ant McPartlin?

  Very funny.

• 14:28Declan Donnelly?

  Very funny.

• 14:28Ant McPartlin?

  If you haven't seen it, it's Jordan has to do a dinner party because he's a terrible cook, Jordan North. So there was an idea that he has to throw a dinner party for surprise guests and they turn up and he has to make and serve these guests dinner. It is hilarious because I might as well say Jedward turned up and the chaos that ensues is hilarious, but the anger at which Jordan has for Jedward because they're just being really irritating throughout his cooking.

• 14:59Declan Donnelly?

  The anger is real.

• 15:00Ant McPartlin?

  It's real, but it's funny, man. It's really, it's eight bananas for me. Soon as Jedward turned up at the door, I'm like, I'm in here. This is eight banana me all the way. It's good. Yeah, check it out.

• 15:11Declan Donnelly?

  Eight bananas!

• 15:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, eight bananas. It really is.

• 15:14Declan Donnelly?

  It is very good. We've got an airplane coming in.

• 15:17Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, bad catch.

• 15:19Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Charlotte in South Woodford. She says, I recently watched Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds for the first time. Not one for Dec, I'd say. No, it's not Charlotte. It got me thinking, how about you two in a Hitchcock style movie?

• 15:33Ant McPartlin?

  That's a good idea.

• 15:33Declan Donnelly?

  It's a great idea.

• 15:34Ant McPartlin?

  Why didn't William Boyd come up with that?

• 15:36Declan Donnelly?

  Movie ideas are back again. A brief recap on this. We had lunch with William Boyd, the famous author, successful, critically acclaimed author, and he said he had an idea for a movie for us. He was just about to tell us what it was and his wife turned up and we never got to hear the movie idea. So we asked any of you viewers and listeners if you had any good movie ideas, send them in and we'll make them into movies maybe.

• 16:00Ant McPartlin?

  Come on, tell us.

• 16:01Declan Donnelly?

  So I did some research into the mind of the great man and thought I'd have a stab at it. Bonus points if you can catch the film references in the script. So we've got scripts in the drawer. We'll have a quick table read.

• 16:13Declan Donnelly?

  And see if there's anything in it. Let us know in the comments what you think of this.

• 16:18Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay. Set in the 1940s, Roger Steinbeck, an American bank clerk, has noticed that every Wednesday, after a visit from a beautiful blonde woman, his colleague Kent Washington becomes very secretive over her paperwork. Roger suspects Kent is hiding something and becomes obsessed with finding out.

• 16:36Declan Donnelly?

  He follows Kent after work one day and sees a meetup with the blonde in a cafe. But before Roger can enter to ease up on their conversation, masked robbers raid the cafe and the customers hide under the tables. In all the hubbub, good use of hubbub. In all the hubbub, Roger looks to where Kent and the blonde woman were sitting and notice they've disappeared. At that very moment, he gets struck on the back of the head and blacks out, waking up in his own bed. Next day, office. Characters are wearing ties for work. Do you want to put a tie on?

• 17:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, let's put a tie. I'm a bit confused, I can't lie. But I'm hoping that if I just keep reading, it'll make sense. Okay, I've got a tie. I haven't worn a tie for so long.

• 17:17Declan Donnelly?

  How do I do this with three quarters in?

• 17:21Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Who's Kent and who's Roger? I'm Kent.

• 17:25Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Jamara, can you do stitch directions, please?

• 17:27Speaker 04

  Sure. Roger is sat at his desk tapping a pen, staring at the door impatiently. The clock is ticking.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  The door creaks open.

• 17:40Speaker 04

  Kent enters wearing a mysterious hat.

• 17:42Declan Donnelly?

  A mysterious hat.

• 17:43Ant McPartlin?

  What? Yes.

• 17:46Ant McPartlin?

  Roger.

• 17:47Declan Donnelly?

  Are we American?

• 17:48Ant McPartlin?

  Are we?

• 17:49Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know. That hat's on the front.

• 17:51Ant McPartlin?

  An American bank clerk, he says. So that's where I got American from. Start again.

• 17:56Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 17:57Ant McPartlin?

  We're American.

• 17:57Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 17:58Ant McPartlin?

  Roger, you're here early. Hold on, it takes a... Roger, you're here early. Yeah.

• 18:07Declan Donnelly?

  Why wouldn't I be?

• 18:09Ant McPartlin?

  No reason. Everything okay? You look a little tense.

• 18:12Speaker 04

  A bird squawks outside the window, making Roger jump.

• 18:17Declan Donnelly?

  Tense? I look tense, do I?

• 18:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, that's what I just said. Is something on your mind?

• 18:22Declan Donnelly?

  Something on my mind?

• 18:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Something worrying you?

• 18:26Declan Donnelly?

  Something worrying me?

• 18:27Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 18:28Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah?

• 18:29Ant McPartlin?

  What's going on?

• 18:30Declan Donnelly?

  You tell me what's going on!

• 18:32Speaker 04

  Kent walks into the back room to take off his mysterious hat. Roger follows and suddenly pings Kent against the wall with his forearm across Kent's neck.

• 18:41Declan Donnelly?

  Come back, come back.

• 18:43Ant McPartlin?

  I'm walking, I'm walking.

• 18:45Declan Donnelly?

  Right, come in now, come in and take off your mysterious hat. With his forearm across his neck. I know you're hiding something, Kent!

• 18:52Ant McPartlin?

  I don't, I don't know what, I don't... I'm making a lot of... I don't know what you're talking about, Roger!

• 18:57Declan Donnelly?

  The blonde! The shifty paperwork! The raid at the cafe last night! I know it's all linked!

• 19:03Ant McPartlin?

  What are you talking about, Roger? What's going on?

• 19:05Declan Donnelly?

  You tell me!

• 19:07Speaker 04

  Roger backs away and grabs a penknife from his...

• 19:09Ant McPartlin?

  A penknife?

• 19:11Speaker 04

  Holds it out towards Kent.

• 19:12Ant McPartlin?

  Need a pencil? You got a spoon? Got a spoon that he has for his chai puddings in the morning? Oh, there you go.

• 19:20Declan Donnelly?

  And holds it towards Kent.

• 19:22Ant McPartlin?

  Hey, man, can I add a bit? Do I have to stick to the script? Hey, you psycho! Stop being a psycho!

• 19:29Speaker 04

  Kent grabs a book and holds it up like a shield.

• 19:32Ant McPartlin?

  Ah!

• 19:34Declan Donnelly?

  I know you're hiding something from me, Kent!

• 19:36Speaker 04

  At that moment, a bird squawks again, distracting Roger.

• 19:41Declan Donnelly?

  Why are all the birds so loud today?

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Kent seizes the moment and hits Roger round the head with the book. Roger stumbles backwards towards some stairs.

• 19:51Ant McPartlin?

  You know too much already!

• 19:53Declan Donnelly?

  My vertigo... It's coming back!

• 19:56Speaker 04

  A dizzy sound effect plays.

• 20:02Ant McPartlin?

  You're part of this now!

• 20:04Declan Donnelly?

  Wha- wha- wha- what?

• 20:06Ant McPartlin?

  Be at Grand Central this evening at dusk. We're taking the 6:45 to Niagara!

• 20:11Declan Donnelly?

  N- n- north?

• 20:13Ant McPartlin?

  Northwest!

• 20:15Speaker 04

  Kent turns and leaves Roger panting at the top of the stairs. Suspenseful music plays, fade to black.

• 20:27Ant McPartlin?

  It's alright.

• 20:30Ant McPartlin?

  Well.

• 20:31Declan Donnelly?

  That was a lot.

• 20:32Ant McPartlin?

  That was a lot.

• 20:33Declan Donnelly?

  There was a lot of Hitchcock references in there.

• 20:35Ant McPartlin?

  Hitchcockisms.

• 20:36Declan Donnelly?

  Hitchcock.

• 20:37Ant McPartlin?

  Hitchcockisms. Hitchcockisms. It was alright. I'm intrigued though, I wanna know more.

• 20:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I do. I wanna know where this goes.

• 20:44Ant McPartlin?

  They need to send us a full script, really, don't they? Or at least a little bit more than that.

• 20:48Declan Donnelly?

  Banana rating? Well, it's work in progress. I would give it a banana rating of...

• 20:52Ant McPartlin?

  Two?

• 20:53Declan Donnelly?

  Four?

• 20:54Ant McPartlin?

  Four, okay, four. Average three.

• 20:57Declan Donnelly?

  Average three.

• 20:58Ant McPartlin?

  Banana rating of three. It's not bad for someone that hasn't even made it yet.

• 21:01Declan Donnelly?

  No, it's true.

• 21:02Ant McPartlin?

  That's just words on a bit of paper.

• 21:04Declan Donnelly?

  If you're just starting, a banana rating of three, there's plenty, plenty of room to grow.

• 21:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oscar winning movie.

• 21:09Declan Donnelly?

  Charlotte, well done. I loved it.

• 21:11Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you didn't. You gave it a three.

• 21:14Ant McPartlin?

  Well, Charlotte, I love it. No, you didn't. You gave it a three.

• 21:18Declan Donnelly?

  If you think you've got any ideas as to where this could go and what Kent is embroiled in and who the mysterious blonde is.

• 21:24Ant McPartlin?

  We're both embroiled in it now. You're a part of this now.

• 21:26Declan Donnelly?

  I know too much. And if you've got any other movie ideas in another genre, doesn't have to be Hitchcockian.

• 21:33Ant McPartlin?

  That's a good idea.

• 21:33Declan Donnelly?

  Could be anything.

• 21:35Ant McPartlin?

  Action, romance.

• 21:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 21:38Ant McPartlin?

  Rom-com. Rom-com would be good. What do you mean?

• 21:42Declan Donnelly?

  Be careful. Just be careful.

• 21:43Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 21:44Declan Donnelly?

  Just not too much kissing.

• 21:46Ant McPartlin?

  I love kissing. You know me.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  I know you do.

• 21:48Ant McPartlin?

  Love kissing.

• 21:49Declan Donnelly?

  Keep all your ideas coming in, um, hanging out at beltabox.com.

• 21:55Ant McPartlin?

  Now, have you noticed anything other than my banana jacket? Have you noticed anything about me today?

• 22:02Declan Donnelly?

  I have. I was gonna mention this. You're not very clean shaven today.

• 22:05Ant McPartlin?

  No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm a bit stubbly, aren't I?

• 22:07Declan Donnelly?

  You are, yeah.

• 22:08Ant McPartlin?

  24 hours stubble.

• 22:10Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 22:10Ant McPartlin?

  Just how quick.

• 22:11Declan Donnelly?

  That's been since last week's pod, though.

• 22:13Ant McPartlin?

  No, that's not a week. That is not a week.

• 22:15Declan Donnelly?

  How long is that?

• 22:15Ant McPartlin?

  That's two days.

• 22:17Declan Donnelly?

  And you didn't come freshly shaven for the pod?

• 22:19Ant McPartlin?

  No, I didn't come, no, because I wanted just to prove that, you know, that's, that's all it takes. Just don't shave for two days and this is what happens.

• 22:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 22:28Ant McPartlin?

  That's how quickly it pops out.

• 22:29Declan Donnelly?

  I haven't got time to do that at the moment. I've got to, I've got things to do.

• 22:33Ant McPartlin?

  Like what?

• 22:34Declan Donnelly?

  I've got to be places.

• 22:36Ant McPartlin?

  But you've got a week from now. As discussed on last week's pod, you said from next week, didn't he? From next week, I've got, I'll do the week.

• 22:45Declan Donnelly?

  Few things have gone in the diary.

• 22:47Ant McPartlin?

  Like what?

• 22:48Declan Donnelly?

  I'm going out for, um, a day, a special day.

• 22:53Ant McPartlin?

  A special day.

• 22:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I'm going to football.

• 22:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I'll also be going to football. You don't need to be clean shaven for that.

• 22:59Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I need to look respectful. What if I get, what if they cut to me and I'm sitting there for match of the day?

• 23:04Ant McPartlin?

  And they go, oh my God, who's this guy with a beard?

• 23:07Declan Donnelly?

  What a scruff.

• 23:08Ant McPartlin?

  What a strange, get rid of him.

• 23:09Declan Donnelly?

  What a scruff.

• 23:11Ant McPartlin?

  You don't need to be clean shaven for that.

• 23:12Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah. Well, there's a few things that I've gone in. I'll see if I can do it.

• 23:15Ant McPartlin?

  What do you mean, see if you can?

• 23:17Declan Donnelly?

  I'll just see if I've got time.

• 23:18Ant McPartlin?

  Look how easy this is.

• 23:19Declan Donnelly?

  I know, but I-

• 23:20Ant McPartlin?

  Two days of not shaving, bang, like a man. Like a real man, bang, a beard comes out, boof.

• 23:29Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I'll see if I've got time this week. If I've got time, then I'll do it. You know, you said Stephen Muller can't grow a beard?

• 23:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, well, I don't think he can.

• 23:36Declan Donnelly?

  Apparently he sent us a voicemail.

• 23:37Ant McPartlin?

  Has he?

• 23:38Speaker 05

  Hi guys, how you doing? It's me. Just a quick one. Obviously I've been listening to your podcast and I heard you, um, talking about the shaving situation. Yeah, let me make it very clear. I, I can grow a beard.

• 23:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Speaker 05

  If I, if I go three days without shaving, yeah, I look like Dumbledore. How about that? And by the way, Ant, yes, I do ask Dec when he comes to see me at my home that he looks tip top, ship shape. Same as you, thank you. Always. Learn a lesson. Bye.

• 24:07Ant McPartlin?

  Learn a lesson? What are you talking about Dumbledore? He's never had stubble.

• 24:13Declan Donnelly?

  I've never seen-

• 24:13Ant McPartlin?

  He might have said that on voicemail, but he's, he's just lying.

• 24:15Declan Donnelly?

  I've never seen-

• 24:16Ant McPartlin?

  He's lying to try and look hard on a podcast. He's, you've never seen him. I've seen you with stubble in the past.

• 24:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you see-

• 24:22Ant McPartlin?

  Back when you could grow it.

• 24:25Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, well, let's see. If I, if I can fit it in, I will, uh-

• 24:28Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, well, let's hope so. It's what the viewers want.

• 24:31Declan Donnelly?

  How's your week been?

• 24:32Ant McPartlin?

  I did have a pants update. They haven't arrived yet.

• 24:36Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 24:36Ant McPartlin?

  I did order them. Jamie, I ordered Jamie Oliver's ones, the ones that he banged on.

• 24:40Declan Donnelly?

  But is he still wearing them?

• 24:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you can't take them off yet.

• 24:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 24:44Ant McPartlin?

  So they're coming in the post. So hopefully next week, or we get Jamie Oliver on the pod.

• 24:49Declan Donnelly?

  In his pants?

• 24:50Ant McPartlin?

  In his pants and I wear his, he wears mine and we do like a pant off.

• 24:55Declan Donnelly?

  Like having beef?

• 24:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 24:56Declan Donnelly?

  And if he could bring some beef?

• 24:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, Jamie, if you're watching, listening, if you can bring some beef, get on the pod and we'll have a pant off. We can jump around a bit, see how we feel.

• 25:06Declan Donnelly?

  See how, see how the cutting technology really holds up?

• 25:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, exactly. You should do that.

• 25:10Declan Donnelly?

  I'd tune in.

• 25:11Ant McPartlin?

  The pants made me think of, I went on holiday a few weeks ago.

• 25:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 25:15Ant McPartlin?

  With the kids. I'm, I'm a wife. And the kids brought their boyfriends, right? So they're nineteen seventies, they brought their boyfriends and everyone got, had a really good time. And they were like, down by the beach, can we do the jet skis? As a responsible parent, I said, I'm not comfortable with you doing jet skis. Cause the boyfriends aren't my children, you know, and if anything happened to them, I would feel awful. So I was like, I'd rather you didn't do the jet skis. They said, ah, well, there is electric jet skis, which don't go half as fast. And you can just go around the bay. And I was like, yeah, knock yourself out, like motorsports.

• 25:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, no, they did knock themselves out, didn't they?

• 25:50Ant McPartlin?

  No, they did knock themselves out.

• 25:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 25:52Ant McPartlin?

  But they just kept going on them and going on them and going on them. And I was like, what home can they, they can't be that expensive.

• 25:59Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you got to pay for them.

• 26:01Ant McPartlin?

  Well, yes, didn't think you did, had to pay for them. I thought it was, you know, you just get, oh, can I take the paddleboard out? Yeah, of course you can. Oh, can I take this kayak? Yeah, of course you can. I thought, can't be that bad. But of course, the girls have been taken out the jet skis, the boyfriends have been taken out the jet skis. They've been taken out the jet skis at the same time.

• 26:21Declan Donnelly?

  Is this another cost we're gonna have to stop you on the street and ask you for?

• 26:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 26:25Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 26:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, for jet skis for not even a week, because the first day and last day don't count.

• 26:31Declan Donnelly?

  Don't count.

• 26:32Ant McPartlin?

  So it's five days. There was a day in the middle when we took a boat trip, four days. So four days of jet ski freedom came to, oh, it's embarrassing again.

• 26:43Declan Donnelly?

  Tell me.

• 26:46Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 26:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 26:49Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 26:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Can you believe it?

• 26:53Declan Donnelly?

  I can't, no, I can't. And the worst thing about it is he got the bill, pooed his pants and had to buy some more boxer shorts. So we made the very generous offer of saying to everybody, send us an S A E. And you would write in the price of the pants and send it to people who were overseas.

• 27:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 27:12Declan Donnelly?

  Who are overseas listeners.

• 27:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 27:14Declan Donnelly?

  We didn't think about, we didn't think this through. Because to send an SAE, they need to send UK stamps and they're not available overseas.

• 27:24Ant McPartlin?

  Is an air mail stamp still a thing?

• 27:25Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not sure.

• 27:26Ant McPartlin?

  If it is, send an air mail stamp. Will air mail it to you?

• 27:28Declan Donnelly?

  We've had a lot of people saying, you haven't thought this through, guys, which we haven't.

• 27:32Ant McPartlin?

  Well, we have now. We have now.

• 27:34Declan Donnelly?

  But maybe.

• 27:35Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe that.

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe so if you can send an air mail.

• 27:38Ant McPartlin?

  It'll be worth it. An air mail stamp's to be more expensive, but I'll put two fingers on there. The pants and the jet skis.

• 27:44Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 27:45Ant McPartlin?

  It'll be worth the price of an air mail. Two of the price of one.

• 27:48Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, well, if that works, go for it.

• 27:50Ant McPartlin?

  How's your week been?

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  We had a visit from the tooth fairy this week.

• 27:54Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, did you?

• 27:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. Tooth number five is out of the mouth. So both her front teeth have gone.

• 27:59Ant McPartlin?

  I noticed when I saw her. There's a lot of gaps there now.

• 28:02Declan Donnelly?

  There is a lot. She looks like something off like a mini golf course. You know, you've got to put it through the mouth.

• 28:06Ant McPartlin?

  That kind of thing to say about your daughter, isn't it?

• 28:09Declan Donnelly?

  But you know, the two front teeth have gone. You're like, whoa, there's a gap. She's like that. So, yeah, we had the tooth fairy had to come around. It was less, um, less controversial than the last one. The last one, we lost the tooth and thought the dog had eaten the tooth.

• 28:22Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 28:22Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, it turned up on the kitchen floor. So, but there was a lot of drama around that one. When she thought the dog had eaten the tooth and she, we had to write a letter to the tooth fairy. Explaining that the dog had eaten the tooth. Then if we found the tooth, so we were, we were able to put that under the pillow. Eventually, the last one, and she got, um, she got a pound and a letter.

• 28:39Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 28:39Declan Donnelly?

  So that is the, um.

• 28:41Ant McPartlin?

  Is that the going rate for teeth in your house?

• 28:43Declan Donnelly?

  Seems to be.

• 28:44Ant McPartlin?

  A pound? Pound, pound of tooth?

• 28:45Declan Donnelly?

  Tooth fairy brings a pound.

• 28:46Ant McPartlin?

  Right. That, that'd be interesting to find out what, what other tooth fairies bring.

• 28:50Declan Donnelly?

  What to, yeah, let us know in the comments or, or, or send us an email. What does your tooth fairy bring? What's the going rate? Did you hear Zayn Malik, the tooth fairy brought 500 pounds?

• 28:59Ant McPartlin?

  What? For a tooth?

• 29:01Declan Donnelly?

  One tooth.

• 29:02Ant McPartlin?

  Don't be ridiculous.

• 29:03Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know where that tooth fairy flies in from.

• 29:05Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God. 500. Do you know how many teeth are in a kid's mouth?

• 29:09Declan Donnelly?

  20 teeth.

• 29:10Ant McPartlin?

  20 teeth.

• 29:10Declan Donnelly?

  And a child's mouth.

• 29:11Ant McPartlin?

  10 grand.

• 29:12Declan Donnelly?

  10 grand.

• 29:13Ant McPartlin?

  Zayn Malik's child's mouth will cost him, well, it won't cost him.

• 29:18Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 29:18Ant McPartlin?

  Because the tooth fairy brings it.

• 29:19Declan Donnelly?

  The tooth fairy brings it.

• 29:21Ant McPartlin?

  But the child will earn 10,000 pounds.

• 29:24Declan Donnelly?

  But the tooth fairy also brings a, a, a letter.

• 29:26Ant McPartlin?

  Is it different every time?

• 29:27Declan Donnelly?

  Different every time.

• 29:28Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, what's the?

• 29:29Declan Donnelly?

  It's also a different tooth fairy every time. I don't know if you know that.

• 29:31Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't know that. I thought it was the same one for each house.

• 29:34Declan Donnelly?

  No, apparently not.

• 29:34Ant McPartlin?

  No, it wasn't my day.

• 29:35Declan Donnelly?

  And, and there, there are a, a veritable army of tooth fairies.

• 29:38Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, is there? Right. Okay.

• 29:40Declan Donnelly?

  We've had Clarabelle.

• 29:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 29:42Declan Donnelly?

  Lulu Bell. Trixie Bell and the latest one was Flossie.

• 29:48Ant McPartlin?

  Flossie Bell?

• 29:49Declan Donnelly?

  No, just Flossie. Don't be stupid.

• 29:54Ant McPartlin?

  How come the rest are all part of the Bell family?

• 29:57Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know.

• 29:57Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, right.

• 29:58Declan Donnelly?

  Don't ask me.

• 29:59Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe they've retired?

• 30:00Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe. No, I think they're all friends.

• 30:01Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, they're right. Okay.

• 30:02Declan Donnelly?

  But Flossie writes a letter like, I know you're trying hard at school. Well done. Keep it up.

• 30:06Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, that's nice.

• 30:07Declan Donnelly?

  Your tooth was lovely and white. You must take care of brushing your teeth.

• 30:09Ant McPartlin?

  And do the tooth fairies ever explain what they do with the teeth? We know that they give you money for them. What do they do with the teeth?

• 30:16Declan Donnelly?

  Our tooth fairy.

• 30:17Ant McPartlin?

  Eat them?

• 30:18Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, no, they don't. Our tooth fairy put them in a little pot and put them on the mantelpiece of my bedroom because Ila found them.

• 30:27Ant McPartlin?

  Really? Why would she do that? Flossie Bell, one of the Bells?

• 30:30Declan Donnelly?

  All the Bells.

• 30:31Ant McPartlin?

  All you Bells?

• 30:32Declan Donnelly?

  You Bells.

• 30:35Declan Donnelly?

  You Bells. Yeah, they put them in a tub on the mantelpiece, which Ila found. But yeah, pound is the going rate in my household, so I'd love to know what it is everywhere else. Zane Malik, need not reply. We know what yours is.

• 30:49Ant McPartlin?

  We also went to the bakery.

• 30:51Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah. Lovely. That's a lovely picture.

• 30:53Ant McPartlin?

  That's attractive. Thanks, guys. Why would you pick that?

• 30:58Ant McPartlin?

  So if you're just listening to this, Dec and I are dressed in white coats and we've got hairnets on and we look like the Victoria Wood sitcom dinner ladies.

• 31:08Declan Donnelly?

  That is the worst picture.

• 31:10Ant McPartlin?

  Why would you pick that?

• 31:11Declan Donnelly?

  You could have picked. We stood the wrong way around. It's Dec and I.

• 31:14Ant McPartlin?

  It's nice and sexy. Come on.

• 31:19Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we went to the bakery.

• 31:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God, it was great. And then we had a big tasting session afterwards.

• 31:23Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my God, all the new products.

• 31:25Ant McPartlin?

  So we're partners in Northern Dorco, if you don't know about it. So we're talking about the next kind of collection of foods that we're going to bring out.

• 31:32Declan Donnelly?

  It's so good.

• 31:33Ant McPartlin?

  We went to the bakery, went to speak to everyone, was really good. We looked very attractive in our hairnets. And then afterwards, we sat down and they just kept bringing dish after dish. It was tremendous. What was your favourite thing that we had?

• 31:46Declan Donnelly?

  The dough balls covered in the.

• 31:49Ant McPartlin?

  Chili.

• 31:50Declan Donnelly?

  Chili. Garlic and chili.

• 31:52Ant McPartlin?

  They were great, weren't they?

• 31:52Declan Donnelly?

  So good.

• 31:53Ant McPartlin?

  And they're like, do you want to take any home? Do you want to take some home? I took so much. I was leaving and it fell out my arms as I was leaving. I'd kind of stacked myself up too much.

• 32:02Declan Donnelly?

  Looked like an episode of Crackerjack.

• 32:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it did.

• 32:04Declan Donnelly?

  Well, that's a good reference, isn't it?

• 32:05Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, you don't get that.

• 32:06Declan Donnelly?

  That's a good reference.

• 32:09Ant McPartlin?

  I see you on the screen again.

• 32:10Declan Donnelly?

  Looks like it.

• 32:11Ant McPartlin?

  In your butt cut. Butt cut. I got it right.

• 32:14Declan Donnelly?

  Butt cut, dirty socks.

• 32:15Ant McPartlin?

  Butt cut, dirty socks. A floor that she... It means it's time of next diary. We've got a jingle. Want to hear it?

• 32:20Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, please.

• 32:21Ant McPartlin?

  Here it is.

• 32:31Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, this is wonderful.

• 32:37Ant McPartlin?

  Give me the hat back.

• 32:51Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. That was absolutely tremendous. Who was that from?

• 32:57Speaker 04

  Adam.

• 32:58Ant McPartlin?

  Well done. Didn't sound like an Adam, did it? Well done, Adam. That was wonderful. That was the best one yet. That was, I mean, that was everything that you love.

• 33:07Declan Donnelly?

  It is, yeah.

• 33:08Ant McPartlin?

  West End musical. He loves it.

• 33:10Declan Donnelly?

  Takes a lot of boxes.

• 33:12Ant McPartlin?

  You like all that, don't you?

• 33:13Declan Donnelly?

  I love it.

• 33:13Ant McPartlin?

  Loves it. He loves it.

• 33:15Declan Donnelly?

  Takes a lot of boxes.

• 33:16Ant McPartlin?

  It does.

• 33:16Declan Donnelly?

  I feel like the diary's got a lot to live up to, doesn't it?

• 33:19Ant McPartlin?

  I can't remember where we were because we had double bubble last week, didn't we?

• 33:22Declan Donnelly?

  We did have double bubble.

• 33:22Ant McPartlin?

  We had Easter Sunday.

• 33:24Declan Donnelly?

  We had Easter Sunday.

• 33:24Ant McPartlin?

  And Bank Holiday Monday.

• 33:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we did.

• 33:25Ant McPartlin?

  So this, if my maths is correct, this should be the Tuesday?

• 33:30Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Poirot.

• 33:31Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you.

• 33:32Declan Donnelly?

  This is the 5th of April, 1994. Day nine of life on the road. Up at 10.30.

• 33:40Ant McPartlin?

  10.30. Okay. That's, that's good.

• 33:42Declan Donnelly?

  I'm good at remembering what time we got up.

• 33:43Ant McPartlin?

  That's the time I expect pop stars to get up.

• 33:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 33:46Ant McPartlin?

  10.30, do you know what I mean?

• 33:47Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 33:47Ant McPartlin?

  12 o'clock's way too late.

• 33:49Declan Donnelly?

  Too late.

• 33:49Ant McPartlin?

  And 7.45 was the other day.

• 33:51Declan Donnelly?

  Pop stars don't get up that time.

• 33:51Ant McPartlin?

  That's too early. 10.30, that's a pop star's time to get up.

• 33:55Declan Donnelly?

  Up at 10.30, do some faunas from hotel reception.

• 33:57Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 33:58Declan Donnelly?

  Noisy [BLEEP] cleaners.

• 34:01Ant McPartlin?

  Did you swear it? Did you swear in your diary?

• 34:02Declan Donnelly?

  I swore in my diary.

• 34:05Ant McPartlin?

  He swore in his diary. Why are you so annoyed? Because you were trying to do phone interviews?

• 34:09Declan Donnelly?

  Trying to do phone interviews and the cleaners were obviously noisy in reception.

• 34:12Ant McPartlin?

  Such a pro. Such a pro, isn't he? Yes. He wants the interviews to go well. He doesn't want the cleaners messing things up. Go on.

• 34:21Declan Donnelly?

  We left after a Little Chef breakfast.

• 34:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, remember Little Chefs?

• 34:25Declan Donnelly?

  We had a breakfast in the Little Chef.

• 34:26Ant McPartlin?

  We love a Little Chef. Are they still going Little Chefs? There must be. No. They're not? No. What? I know it's trash. When did they finish? Don't know, but... They have gone. We went to a Little Chef once and were you folding over your...

• 34:40Declan Donnelly?

  I had a sashay of tomato ketchup. And I was playing with it.

• 34:44Ant McPartlin?

  And he's playing with it like that and he folded it over like this and the urge, the urge got the better of us. And I stabbed it with a fork like that and it squirted across the Little Chef and landed in this little girl's blonde hair.

• 34:58Declan Donnelly?

  The family, a family on the table.

• 34:59Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god. What an absolute... That felt awful, awful. If you're that girl who the tomato sauce went in your hair at the Little Chef and it was, and we were there.

• 35:13Declan Donnelly?

  I bet she was thinking.

• 35:16Ant McPartlin?

  Very good, very good.

• 35:20Declan Donnelly?

  Anywho.

• 35:20Ant McPartlin?

  Anyway.

• 35:21Declan Donnelly?

  And drove to Liverpool.

• 35:22Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, yeah.

• 35:23Declan Donnelly?

  After our Little Chef breakfast, we drove to Liverpool, looked around the Albert Dock, didn't see Richard and Judy anywhere. They used to do this morning from the Albert Dock, didn't they?

• 35:31Ant McPartlin?

  They did.

• 35:31Declan Donnelly?

  Left the dock and went to Pleasure Island.

• 35:34Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, Blackpool?

• 35:35Declan Donnelly?

  No, Pleasure Island. Hello. I must have liked it. It's a big Metroland type thing, so it must be like an indoor.

• 35:46Ant McPartlin?

  Indoor fun fair.

• 35:48Declan Donnelly?

  Fun fair. And yep, it was the Easter holidays. We signed over 250 autographs and didn't, underlined, go bowling.

• 36:02Declan Donnelly?

  I think I must have really wanted to go bowling.

• 36:04Ant McPartlin?

  You really wanted to go bowling? He used to love bowling.

• 36:06Declan Donnelly?

  I did. I was good at it. I was really good at it. The club wasn't full, but the girls there made...

• 36:13Ant McPartlin?

  Oh god, he made himself laugh.

• 36:15Declan Donnelly?

  The club wasn't full, but the girls there made nuff noise.

• 36:19Ant McPartlin?

  Nuff, you've run nuff. Have you spelt that? N-U-F-F. Oh my god. Just as you think, it's reached cringe, the pinnacle of cringe mountain. The mountain is bigger than you think.

• 36:33Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my god.

• 36:34Ant McPartlin?

  It's just a cloud, it's just a cloud and there's another peak beyond the cringe top.

• 36:38Declan Donnelly?

  The stage was a slippery raised dance floor and all the girls seemed to have too many hormones.

• 36:46Ant McPartlin?

  Nuff hormones, you mean?

• 36:49Declan Donnelly?

  The thing that topped it off was the bra that landed on my head from a girl at the back. Currazy.

• 36:56Ant McPartlin?

  With a K?

• 36:56Declan Donnelly?

  No, with a C E R.

• 36:58Ant McPartlin?

  C- crazy.

• 36:59Declan Donnelly?

  We left Liverpool about nine forty-five for the long drive to London, eventually arrived after one thirty a.m. Big breakfast in the morning.

• 37:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, Little Chef?

• 37:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, on the telly.

• 37:10Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, they show the big breakfast, right.

• 37:12Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna be on the big breakfast.

• 37:14Ant McPartlin?

  That's a shame.

• 37:15Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna be on the big breakfast in the morning.

• 37:17Ant McPartlin?

  Very good, very good. Currazy.

• 37:20Declan Donnelly?

  Currazy.

• 37:21Ant McPartlin?

  Currazy.

• 37:23Declan Donnelly?

  Make no noise. Oh, God, I'm gonna look forward to next week.

• 37:27Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 37:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's just cringe, again.

• 37:30Ant McPartlin?

  Again, I, you kind of think it's embarrassing, but it can't get any more embarrassing than what you've said, then it does?

• 37:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, tune in next week.

• 37:39Ant McPartlin?

  This is an advert for Gemini, Google's personal AI assistant.

• 37:43Declan Donnelly?

  Now, I've been thinking.

• 37:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 37:45Declan Donnelly?

  We've had a few comments saying about we need a bit more energy in the show, a bit more pizzazz.

• 37:50Ant McPartlin?

  Pizzazz?

• 37:51Declan Donnelly?

  That's what the word.

• 37:53Ant McPartlin?

  Who used the word pizzazz?

• 37:55Declan Donnelly?

  That is a word that was used that they want more of in the show.

• 37:58Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 37:58Declan Donnelly?

  So I thought a way we could do it is by using Gemini, pizzazz up our theme tune.

• 38:03Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, okay, then.

• 38:04Declan Donnelly?

  So have a look at this, create music.

• 38:06Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you can pick a track to remix.

• 38:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, so what's the style?

• 38:09Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, eight bit.

• 38:11Declan Donnelly?

  So you put in here, what do we want it to?

• 38:13Ant McPartlin?

  Bananas.

• 38:13Declan Donnelly?

  Bananas?

• 38:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, burnt feet, burnt feet, bananas.

• 38:18Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, Dex's Diary.

• 38:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 38:20Declan Donnelly?

  And, um, backstory of saints.

• 38:24Ant McPartlin?

  Origin stories of saints.

• 38:26Declan Donnelly?

  Here we go. I've created your eight bit chip tune.

• 38:29Ant McPartlin?

  The track's ready to play.

• 38:30Declan Donnelly?

  Well, let's play it then.

• 38:31Ant McPartlin?

  Hit it!

• 38:32Speaker 06

  Got Ant's banana record, go! Dex's burnt feet are on the road. Dex's Diary and saintly lore, plus the postbag and so much more. It's the podcast for you and me, the best of times with Ant and Dec. A and T and Dec.

• 38:56Ant McPartlin?

  Did Gemini make this? Yeah, bloody good!

• 39:00Declan Donnelly?

  That is good, isn't it?

• 39:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah!

• 39:01Declan Donnelly?

  I'll take that.

• 39:02Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't know you could do that. Thanks Gemini. With Gemini, you can create custom jingles.

• 39:06Declan Donnelly?

  Whether that's a funny musical birthday message for friends.

• 39:09Ant McPartlin?

  Or a personalized soundtrack for photos in your camera roll.

• 39:12Declan Donnelly?

  It's an easy way to create and share music.

• 39:15Ant McPartlin?

  Just describe what you want to hear and let Gemini handle the rest.

• 39:19Declan Donnelly?

  Download the Gemini app today to unlock the power of Google AI on your phone.

• 39:24Ant McPartlin?

  Limit supply, setup required, compatibility and availability varies.

• 39:29Declan Donnelly?

  18+, create responsibly.

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• 40:04Speaker 06

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• 40:36Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we dive into the postbag?

• 40:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, please.

• 40:37Declan Donnelly?

  Without the dance?

• 40:38Ant McPartlin?

  Without the dance. No dance today.

• 40:40Declan Donnelly?

  I'll get the postbag. There you are. Take your pick.

• 40:42Ant McPartlin?

  I will. This is from Ryan in Belfast. He says, as I'm sure both Anne and Dec are familiar with the Catholic confirmation.

• 40:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 40:52Ant McPartlin?

  A part of the tradition is to pick a saint's name to almost add it to your own name, like a middle name, and to act as a role model. My brother, aged around 10, chose Anthony as his patron saint to follow. To the absolute delight of my mother and grandmother, it was only after the ceremony, when there was a meet and greet with the bishop, that my brother decided it was the perfect time to tell the bishop that he chose the name not after the 13th century Franciscan priest, but after the Leeds United forward, Tony Amora.

• 41:22Declan Donnelly?

  No way.

• 41:23Ant McPartlin?

  Tony! He's not a Tony.

• 41:28Ant McPartlin?

  Being a huge Leeds fan, the bishop was less than impressed but just laughed. My mother wanted to kill him. Still, a story we'll laugh about almost 30 years later. Love the show, lads. Ryan from Belfast.

• 41:38Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, thanks, Ryan.

• 41:40Ant McPartlin?

  But that's weird, though. Because his favourite player was Tony Ybor.

• 41:44Declan Donnelly?

  So he went for St Anthony?

• 41:45Ant McPartlin?

  He went for St Anthony.

• 41:47Declan Donnelly?

  Kind of works.

• 41:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I know what you mean, though.

• 41:49Declan Donnelly?

  It's like if anybody now is a fan of Tony Mack.

• 41:52Ant McPartlin?

  But nobody's a fan of Tony Mack. Nobody is a fan of Tony Mack. You know, I wonder whether Tony Ybor has the same grievances with being called Anthony as I do being called Tony.

• 42:04Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah. He goes, "I'm not an Anthony."

• 42:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, "I'm not an Anthony, I'm a Tony."

• 42:07Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 42:07Ant McPartlin?

  Tony Ybor.

• 42:08Declan Donnelly?

  That's a good story.

• 42:09Ant McPartlin?

  That is a very good story. What were your names when you got confirmed?

• 42:12Declan Donnelly?

  Ordinarily, I'm Declan Joseph Oliver.

• 42:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 42:15Declan Donnelly?

  And my confirmation name was Michael.

• 42:18Ant McPartlin?

  Michael.

• 42:18Declan Donnelly?

  Michael.

• 42:19Ant McPartlin?

  Michael Knight from Knight Rider?

• 42:21Declan Donnelly?

  That's who, exactly who I got named after.

• 42:24Ant McPartlin?

  Michael Knight. Yeah, I knew it. Very good. Thanks, Ryan.

• 42:27Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Lily. "Hey, guys."

• 42:30Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Lily.

• 42:30Declan Donnelly?

  "Listening last week, I suddenly had a flashback to when I was in uni in Durham back in 2019, and the city decided to make an ice sculpture out of your heads."

• 42:38Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 42:39Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 42:39Ant McPartlin?

  Did they?

• 42:40Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 42:40Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 42:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my goodness. "I had to walk past it every day at lectures and would crack up, probably like the heads when the sun came out. Wish I'd taken more pics, but here's the half-melted one I could find. It's giving horror film. Love, Lily." Wow, Lily. I didn't know that was a thing. That is news to me.

• 42:57Ant McPartlin?

  That is, we never knew about this. We weren't informed about this. We weren't asked permission. I suppose it's an honour, isn't it? It's an honour. I mean, we're the wrong way around. Would you get small enough that you could just pop yourself into a drink? At the end?

• 43:10Declan Donnelly?

  That would be the dream.

• 43:11Ant McPartlin?

  That would be the dream, wouldn't it?

• 43:12Declan Donnelly?

  Be something to look forward to, wouldn't it? Just pop yourself in an Aperol spritz.

• 43:16Ant McPartlin?

  That's very good, though. If you have seen us anywhere, I know there's ostriches or emus named after us.

• 43:23Declan Donnelly?

  In Battersea Zoo.

• 43:24Ant McPartlin?

  In Battersea Zoo. But if there's any other instances of us being named after anything, please send them in. Ice sculptures, we didn't know any about any of this.

• 43:33Declan Donnelly?

  No. And Durham Council, you will be hearing from all of us.

• 43:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, so'd. This one's from Pete.

• 43:39Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, Pete.

• 43:39Ant McPartlin?

  Says, "Hi, Ant." Hi, Ant. "I write this email with a very sad heart and a shaky hand, as I feel it will continue to compound desperate trail of you."

• 43:53Ant McPartlin?

  Deck and I met for our usual catch up in Portugal last summer.

• 43:58Declan Donnelly?

  What? Oh, we did, yeah. Yeah, we did.

• 44:02Ant McPartlin?

  Having met you both when myself and my friends, the lads from Newcastle, were on and won Friends Like These around 2000, 2001. Deck assured me that you are invited to the lunch. However, if I knew then what I know now, namely that Deck has been secretly at photo sessions and watching Oasis, I suspect you were blissfully unaware and I want to apologize. But attached is the evidence. I was unaware. What the hell is going on there?

• 44:31Declan Donnelly?

  You've got a big mouth, Pete.

• 44:32Ant McPartlin?

  What is going on there?

• 44:34Declan Donnelly?

  I just went out for lunch.

• 44:35Ant McPartlin?

  With Pete?

• 44:36Declan Donnelly?

  With Pete from Friends.

• 44:37Ant McPartlin?

  I know that restaurant.

• 44:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 44:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's Maria's Restaurant in Portugal.

• 44:40Declan Donnelly?

  That's Pete from Friends Like These.

• 44:42Ant McPartlin?

  I bet I was just up the road because we go to Portugal at the same time every year together.

• 44:46Declan Donnelly?

  We do, yeah.

• 44:47Ant McPartlin?

  So when does Pete go?

• 44:48Declan Donnelly?

  Pete goes in the summer as well, but me and Pete have kept in touch since Friends Like These.

• 44:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 44:53Declan Donnelly?

  So we, we, we kind of meet up most summers.

• 44:57Ant McPartlin?

  What is going on? You think you know someone for 30 odd years and then suddenly all of this comes out. I'm gobsmacked. I'm shocked. I'm surprised.

• 45:07Declan Donnelly?

  Pete was supposed to keep that to himself.

• 45:08Ant McPartlin?

  Well, he didn't. Thank you, Pete. Thank you for being loud. A bit like Deck's shirt, being loud and letting me know what's going on.

• 45:17Declan Donnelly?

  Keep all your emails, all your voice notes, any jingles, anything at all coming into us, hanging out at beltabox.com. We love getting them.

• 45:24Ant McPartlin?

  That's it. That's all we've got time for. That was, that was a good one.

• 45:27Declan Donnelly?

  That was, I enjoyed that.

• 45:28Ant McPartlin?

  Good. So did I. See you next week, Monday.

• 45:30Declan Donnelly?

  It's your jacket brightened the whole thing up.

• 45:32Ant McPartlin?

  Did it good.

• 45:33Declan Donnelly?

  I liked it.

• 45:33Ant McPartlin?

  So did your three quarters in.

• 45:37Ant McPartlin?

  Can you, uh?

• 45:38Declan Donnelly?

  All the way up?

• 45:40Ant McPartlin?

  Whey!

• 45:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, look.

• 45:42Ant McPartlin?

  Now you're in the bean though.

• 45:43Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe I'll go for it. He knows.

• 45:46Ant McPartlin?

  Now pop out like a turtle. Pop out like a turtle. Whey!

• 45:53Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, if you're only listening.

• 45:55Ant McPartlin?

  Deck's just popping his head out with his three quarters up like a turtle. That's the reason to subscribe to Bell Box.

• 46:02Declan Donnelly?

  I've got a turtle's head.

• 46:03Ant McPartlin?

  Turtle's head. Oh, and with that we must go.

• 46:06Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for listening. Keep in touch.

• 46:08Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks for watching.

• 46:09Declan Donnelly?

  Hanging out at ballerbox.com. We'll see you back here on Monday for another bonus. But until then.

• 46:15Ant McPartlin?

  Bye, guys.

• 46:15Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, guys.

• 46:16Ant McPartlin?

  Respect, guys.

• 46:17Declan Donnelly?

  See ya.

• 46:18Ant McPartlin?

  Respect. See you later.

• 46:19Declan Donnelly?

  Bye.

• 46:30Ant McPartlin?

  Whenever fall comes back around, it always feels like a fresh start. This year, I've been layering in some styles from the new Lululemon fall drop because the weather is shifting and I find I have to be ready for the entire day

• 46:41Speaker 05

  and not just one part of it. Lululemon's fall line has some really versatile transitional pieces, so I can just wake up, throw on a matching set, add a jacket or a fleece, and head out, knowing that I'll feel comfortable enough to go wherever the day takes me. Check out the new fall arrivals in store and online now at lululemon.com.

• 47:00Speaker 05

  Ugh, I hate Mondays. King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite? Uh, Taylor Hanson? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 47:09Speaker 05

  Hey, let's get back to work, please. But Taylor Hanson's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. Taylor Hanson? Nice. Try one. Mmm.

• 47:22Speaker 05

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 47:24Speaker 04

  There's nothing like it.

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