Ant and Dec RIFT… Who’s The Bear-Faced Liar?? 🐻

This week on the pod, Ant and Dec discuss finally doing the Great North Run, we discover who's hiding a beaver plus Dec flashes his underpants. And find out how a whistling competition descends into tears of laughter 🤣 Plus, a letter from someone VERY close to home arrives at the Canadian hang out, what has Dec done to betray Ant and is a friendship break on the horizon? As always, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 Coming up 00:18 Well hello there buddy 01:11 - Dec’s been on a bear hunt 04:55 - Dec buys Jamie Oliver’s pants 06:00 - Dec flashes his pants! 07:25 - Ant reads your comments 11:45 - Let’s play ‘Canadian or No-Way-dian!’ 17:45 - Ad break 19:50 - Who’s the best whistler in Whistler? 26:10 - Let’s Get Ready to Grumble! 31:45 - Ad break 35:40 - Tricks of the Trade 37:25 - Autumnal telly chat 38:00 - Let’s play ‘I’ve Got The Beaver!’ 41:45 - Ant and Dec’s favourite music artists 43:30 - Do Ant and Dec’s wives get jealous of their relationship? 44:50 - Will Ant and Dec run the Great North Run? 46:25 - Did anyone think Ant was blind after Byker Grove? 47:10 - What animals would Ant and Dec be? 48:45 - What time do Ant and Dec go to bed? 49:55 - See you next week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:45Ant McPartlin?

  Pull up on the show, Deck betrays me.

• 1:48Declan Donnelly?

  I slip into Jamie Oliver's underpants.

• 1:51Ant McPartlin?

  We discuss if we do the Great North Run.

• 1:53Declan Donnelly?

  One of us gets our hands on a beaver.

• 1:55Ant McPartlin?

  And we find out who's the best whistler in Whistler. Man, I look like a woman. Enjoy the show.

• 2:08Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, everybody.

• 2:09Ant McPartlin?

  Well, hello there, buddy.

• 2:10Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome back to Canada, to our Canadian hangout for another hanging out. Him, me, we're still in Canada.

• 2:16Ant McPartlin?

  We're still in Canada, not long to go though.

• 2:18Declan Donnelly?

  We are coming to the end of our time in Canada, which is a little bit sad.

• 2:22Ant McPartlin?

  I love it here.

• 2:23Declan Donnelly?

  Sad to be leaving.

• 2:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 2:25Declan Donnelly?

  But very excited to get home. But we are having a lovely time here.

• 2:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, great.

• 2:29Declan Donnelly?

  Almost finished, the series is looking good. I think you're going to really enjoy it. That's going to be on your telly's next year.

• 2:35Ant McPartlin?

  So we haven't been up to much, to be fair, because we've been working. We've been doing, doing this till late, early starts, late finishes. But all for your viewing pleasure.

• 2:45Declan Donnelly?

  We did have a couple of lighter days earlier in the week where I managed to get out.

• 2:52Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 2:53Declan Donnelly?

  Mm hmm. I went on a bear hunt.

• 2:57Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 2:57Declan Donnelly?

  I went, I went on a bear safari to find some bears. I did.

• 3:02Ant McPartlin?

  No, you did not. We said we were going to do that, but we didn't have time to do it.

• 3:06Declan Donnelly?

  But I, well, we didn't, we did. And I came and knocked on your door and you did.

• 3:11Ant McPartlin?

  What? Shut up. What do you mean you knocked on my door?

• 3:14Declan Donnelly?

  I came past your hotel room.

• 3:15Ant McPartlin?

  You've never knocked on my door in this whole trip.

• 3:18Declan Donnelly?

  I did this day because of the importance of.

• 3:21Ant McPartlin?

  And you went on a bear safari?

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  I went on a bear safari.

• 3:23Ant McPartlin?

  Without us?

• 3:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 3:25Ant McPartlin?

  What up?

• 3:27Ant McPartlin?

  Well, how loud did you knock on the door?

• 3:31Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's quiet.

• 3:31Ant McPartlin?

  That's childish, that's like a child's knock. Who knocks like that? Text me before, not ring.

• 3:38Declan Donnelly?

  I did.

• 3:38Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up, no, I didn't have a missed call off you.

• 3:40Declan Donnelly?

  No, that's right, I didn't.

• 3:42Ant McPartlin?

  I listened to this music in the shower, loudly.

• 3:46Declan Donnelly?

  I listened to the music, you know. See, she didn't answer. It was a last minute thing.

• 3:52Ant McPartlin?

  You're winding me up.

• 3:53Declan Donnelly?

  It was a last minute thing.

• 3:53Speaker 06

  You wanted to lie in as well, you did say.

• 3:55Ant McPartlin?

  I never, whenever I did, whenever I did then, what's the crap, English for you? When I've been up, I've been doing yoga, I've been stretching my body. I haven't lied in.

• 4:07Declan Donnelly?

  Lying.

• 4:08Ant McPartlin?

  Lying then, whatever. When am I going to do it then, anyway?

• 4:12Declan Donnelly?

  There's no time now and I've done it. I'm over it.

• 4:14Ant McPartlin?

  No, you haven't.

• 4:14Declan Donnelly?

  I have.

• 4:15Ant McPartlin?

  Stop lying.

• 4:16Declan Donnelly?

  I've got a video to show you. Here it is.

• 4:19Ant McPartlin?

  Look at that.

• 4:25Declan Donnelly?

  Good, eh?

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  Well, well done, all of you. That is just so rude and a break of friendship.

• 4:35Declan Donnelly?

  How is the music in the shower?

• 4:37Ant McPartlin?

  Loud, which is why I didn't hear a grandma knocking at my door.

• 4:43Ant McPartlin?

  Hello, hello. You should text someone if you're going to the, that is outrageous.

• 4:49Declan Donnelly?

  It was all so last minute.

• 4:50Ant McPartlin?

  So, do you know, I can't even, I'm, I'm holding in the anger right now. Cause I want to lash out, but that is not the answer.

• 5:01Declan Donnelly?

  It was quite last minute.

• 5:02Ant McPartlin?

  Pleased for you, very last minute, last second.

• 5:07Ant McPartlin?

  I would never do that without you. I would kick the door. I'd actually go and get a card from reception and then pretend, say, hi, I've just left my card. This is the room number, this, then I would go upstairs, then I would let myself in and I would drag you out of bed or the shower. I want to see bears. I love animals.

• 5:27Declan Donnelly?

  There was no guarantee we were going to see bears.

• 5:28Ant McPartlin?

  But you've seen loads of bears, two bears.

• 5:30Declan Donnelly?

  Two bears.

• 5:31Ant McPartlin?

  Two deers.

• 5:33Declan Donnelly?

  Expensive deers. Very expensive deers. They were very expensive deer, two deer.

• 5:38Ant McPartlin?

  And a grouse.

• 5:39Declan Donnelly?

  Two deer.

• 5:40Ant McPartlin?

  And a grouse.

• 5:41Declan Donnelly?

  Famous grouse, yeah, the famous grouse, saw that.

• 5:43Speaker 06

  Did you see Deck was wearing shorts as well?

• 5:45Declan Donnelly?

  I was wearing shorts. You see, I was in my gym kit, that's how last minute it was, I was still in my gym kit.

• 5:52Declan Donnelly?

  Anyway, we missed you. Wasn't the same without you.

• 5:57Declan Donnelly?

  It's nice, nice day though.

• 5:59Ant McPartlin?

  A friendship has been truly broken today. And a deck rift.

• 6:05Ant McPartlin?

  Right, headlines.

• 6:09Declan Donnelly?

  Barefaced liar.

• 6:11Declan Donnelly?

  Deck is barefaced liar.

• 6:13Ant McPartlin?

  Whilst I was bear in the shower.

• 6:16Declan Donnelly?

  I also did a bit of shopping.

• 6:18Ant McPartlin?

  When?

• 6:19Declan Donnelly?

  After the bear hunt.

• 6:20Ant McPartlin?

  Did you now?

• 6:20Declan Donnelly?

  I went to some Canadian shops.

• 6:22Ant McPartlin?

  What, when I was just bumming around the hotel on my own?

• 6:24Declan Donnelly?

  What were you doing?

• 6:25Ant McPartlin?

  Bumming around the hotel.

• 6:28Ant McPartlin?

  Going here, go thinking, where is everybody? And everybody just rocked up later on. You didn't feel to mention this when we had dinner that night.

• 6:35Declan Donnelly?

  No, I was kidding.

• 6:35Ant McPartlin?

  Because it was a dirty secret, that's why. Cause you feel guilty about going without us.

• 6:40Declan Donnelly?

  I went shopping.

• 6:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 6:41Declan Donnelly?

  There's a shop out here called Marks. Not, not with Spencer.

• 6:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 6:45Declan Donnelly?

  Just Marks on his own.

• 6:46Ant McPartlin?

  Did you steal something from there?

• 6:48Declan Donnelly?

  I didn't steal anything, no. Paid for it. But what I did see were Jamie Oliver's underpants.

• 6:55Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 6:56Declan Donnelly?

  They sell them in Canada.

• 6:57Ant McPartlin?

  Are those ones?

• 6:59Declan Donnelly?

  His comfiest ever pants.

• 7:00Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 7:01Declan Donnelly?

  I bought a pair.

• 7:02Ant McPartlin?

  And?

• 7:04Declan Donnelly?

  He's got a point, you know.

• 7:05Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you swear, I swear to God, you're just driving me crazy today. So first of all, you didn't buy the underpants that I've recommended?

• 7:13Declan Donnelly?

  No, I didn't.

• 7:13Ant McPartlin?

  That I've banged on about on this podcast for months and months and months.

• 7:16Declan Donnelly?

  They weren't in the shop.

• 7:17Ant McPartlin?

  They were too expensive for him. But you bought Jamie Oliver's.

• 7:20Declan Donnelly?

  But these.

• 7:21Ant McPartlin?

  Cause it was discounted.

• 7:22Declan Donnelly?

  Well, they were.

• 7:23Ant McPartlin?

  Worn by one careful owner.

• 7:25Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, they're not.

• 7:26Ant McPartlin?

  From a thrift store.

• 7:27Declan Donnelly?

  They're not actually Jamie Oliver's.

• 7:28Ant McPartlin?

  Flea market.

• 7:29Declan Donnelly?

  No, but there was, it was kind of a perfect storm. So I thought I'm going to buy them to try them. And then I found a pair that just were perfect for me.

• 7:39Ant McPartlin?

  You found a pair?

• 7:41Declan Donnelly?

  In the, in the, in the display.

• 7:43Ant McPartlin?

  Right, go on. Why were they perfect for you?

• 7:45Declan Donnelly?

  I'll show you.

• 7:47Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, no, now he's undoing his belt. For those of you just listening, Deck is undoing his belt to show me.

• 7:54Declan Donnelly?

  Hear this?

• 7:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I don't want to hear that. Who wants to hear that?

• 7:58Declan Donnelly?

  That's for just the people listening that undoing, is it?

• 8:00Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God.

• 8:01Declan Donnelly?

  Look, Sacks pants, Jamie Oliver's pants with.

• 8:06Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 8:06Declan Donnelly?

  Canadian bears.

• 8:11Ant McPartlin?

  What the hell? Who've you turned into? Now you wear novelty underwear. What the hell is this? This is unsettling, disturbing, unsettling, damaging to my retinas. I don't want to see your arse. Don't show them, they don't want to see it.

• 8:27Speaker 06

  This is a tradition, you know, you showed your, you showed your boxers last week.

• 8:30Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, yeah, he loves it, doesn't he?

• 8:32Declan Donnelly?

  With my onesie.

• 8:33Ant McPartlin?

  If I do them up properly and sit back down. Yeah, we can hear it, we can hear the fly. We can hear it. This is what it's come to.

• 8:40Declan Donnelly?

  You said last week.

• 8:41Ant McPartlin?

  I started fun on this podcast, we used to laugh, we used to just hang out. Now I'm just.

• 8:47Declan Donnelly?

  Canadian beers, comfy pants.

• 8:49Ant McPartlin?

  Bears, deers, friends. Sorry Riley, you weren't involved with the bear hunt.

• 8:55Declan Donnelly?

  I'm including you. Shouldn't have directed that at you.

• 8:58Ant McPartlin?

  You're going to the next one. There's another one.

• 9:02Declan Donnelly?

  But yes, so it's been a lovely time.

• 9:03Ant McPartlin?

  Great, great.

• 9:04Declan Donnelly?

  Sad that it's coming to.

• 9:05Ant McPartlin?

  Great. Looking forward to getting home now. Can't wait. Right. Hello.

• 9:10Declan Donnelly?

  Hello.

• 9:11Ant McPartlin?

  We had two hamsters. Ah, good. Call Ant and Dec. This is better. This has cheered me up.

• 9:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, so this is.

• 9:16Ant McPartlin?

  Mix and T nineteen eighty-three. On the bonus episode last week, we had a letter which was quite an in-depth letter about someone who had goldfish called, and they named them Ant, Dec and Stephen Mulhern. And lots of things happened to the Antfish and the Stephen Mulhern fish. Go back and watch it if you haven't watched it. It made me laugh more than anything for a long time. So we've had a follow-up from that. We have some correspondence here saying, we had two hamsters called Ant and Dec. We came home one day to find Dec had eaten Ant.

• 9:48Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 9:50Ant McPartlin?

  And there was just a pile of fluff left. Do they do that, hamsters?

• 9:54Declan Donnelly?

  Is that a thing?

• 9:55Ant McPartlin?

  Are hamsters cannibals? No, they're not. Are they?

• 9:58Speaker 06

  They can be.

• 9:59Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you greedy little git. Based on these two stories, call a pet Dec if you want them to thrive.

• 10:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 10:06Ant McPartlin?

  There's Brukel. Very good point.

• 10:08Declan Donnelly?

  That's very good.

• 10:09Ant McPartlin?

  Me says, oh my God, how creepy is this? I have the exact same story, like literally word for word. Ha, you can never really have an original experience, can you? So what does she mean, the fish or the hamster?

• 10:22Speaker 06

  That was, this was a comment on the TikTok of the story. So someone commented about the hamster and then that person had the same experience. Their hamster also called Dec ate Ant.

• 10:31Ant McPartlin?

  So two Dec hamsters have eaten two Ant hamsters. Wow. What is it about that name? That just makes people, the name makes them underhand and evil and murderous and cannibalistic. Got a letter here saying, hi, Dec and Heckless Corner.

• 10:47Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 10:48Ant McPartlin?

  And Ant, I missed me on your name.

• 10:49Declan Donnelly?

  I was gonna say.

• 10:50Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Ant and Heckless Corner. Oh no, just, it's not, we missed your name out.

• 10:54Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 10:54Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Ant and Heckless Corner. I'm currently working in Whistler too. So imagine my surprise when I went out for dinner yesterday evening, turned around and was suddenly confronted by Ant in the flesh. I was in the flesh.

• 11:09Declan Donnelly?

  Confront, you confronted this person?

• 11:12Ant McPartlin?

  I knew you were in the area, but I didn't expect to bump into you without prior warning. Naturally, I did a double take, followed by a slightly longer inspection, at which point I realised it wasn't actually you at all. It was in fact a decorative mask. So, Ant, I have two questions. Was this mask based on your face? And if so, why does it look suspiciously like Noel Gallagher? I await clarification on this extremely important matter. Yours faithfully, Dec. What? You've written the letter in?

• 11:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, just reading.

• 11:47Ant McPartlin?

  I swear to God, this episode has just gone insanely mad.

• 11:54Declan Donnelly?

  I was in a restaurant.

• 11:55Speaker 06

  We went for dinner.

• 11:56Declan Donnelly?

  We went for dinner after the bear hunt, after the bear hunt.

• 12:00Declan Donnelly?

  We were sitting there and I was like. I was like, look at that mask on the wall. So you know, we get loads of letters about people going, oh, look, Ant, you're, you're Mr. Whippy. Oh, look, Ant, you're a plumber.

• 12:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, me, jealous, eh?

• 12:12Declan Donnelly?

  Look, Ant, no. I was like, look, Ant.

• 12:16Declan Donnelly?

  You've got a mask on the wall.

• 12:26Ant McPartlin?

  That actually does look like me.

• 12:29Declan Donnelly?

  Or.

• 12:29Ant McPartlin?

  Me and Noel Gallagher. It's the eyebrows.

• 12:31Declan Donnelly?

  Noel Gallagher.

• 12:32Ant McPartlin?

  It is the eyebrows, you're right. Big forehead, big eyebrows.

• 12:37Speaker 06

  It's uncanny.

• 12:38Declan Donnelly?

  Uncanny.

• 12:38Ant McPartlin?

  Uncanny. So what is that mask? Is that some native tribe?

• 12:42Declan Donnelly?

  I did ask.

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  Indigenous tribe?

• 12:44Declan Donnelly?

  I asked the waitress.

• 12:45Ant McPartlin?

  Canada?

• 12:46Declan Donnelly?

  At the restaurant.

• 12:47Ant McPartlin?

  And she said?

• 12:48Declan Donnelly?

  She said.

• 12:49Ant McPartlin?

  You were called the good looking tribe.

• 12:51Declan Donnelly?

  They've had the restaurant for, I don't know, I can't remember how many years it is. They've had the restaurant for an amount of time. Uh, when they took over the restaurant, the masks were on the wall already. So they just left them on there.

• 13:01Ant McPartlin?

  Spooky.

• 13:02Declan Donnelly?

  So they didn't want to disturb any spirits or.

• 13:04Ant McPartlin?

  You wouldn't want to disturb them, would you?

• 13:05Declan Donnelly?

  You wouldn't want to disturb that spirit, would you?

• 13:07Ant McPartlin?

  It's quite a hard face, isn't it?

• 13:09Declan Donnelly?

  It is, isn't it?

• 13:10Ant McPartlin?

  Quite a miserable looking face.

• 13:11Declan Donnelly?

  But it is very.

• 13:12Ant McPartlin?

  Like my face from your life.

• 13:14Speaker 06

  This episode, yeah.

• 13:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, this episode so far, thanks to you lot. Well, great. So are you done now? All we done now, can we carry on with a normal episode of the pod?

• 13:24Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:24Ant McPartlin?

  We can? Not, no more surprises?

• 13:27Speaker 06

  No.

• 13:27Ant McPartlin?

  Good. Um, so the guys have come up with a quiz, is it a quiz about Canada?

• 13:32Declan Donnelly?

  To see how much we've learned whilst we've been here. We've been here for.

• 13:35Ant McPartlin?

  Four weeks?

• 13:36Declan Donnelly?

  Three, four weeks.

• 13:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 13:37Declan Donnelly?

  Three and a half weeks.

• 13:38Speaker 06

  No-adian or Canadian?

• 13:39Declan Donnelly?

  Canadian or No-adian?

• 13:42Ant McPartlin?

  Canadian or No-adian? I like it. Good, good name.

• 13:45Declan Donnelly?

  So all these things, Canadian or they're made up?

• 13:48Speaker 06

  And our Canadian expert has, has put it together. So she's gonna, she's gonna take control.

• 13:53Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you, Riley.

• 13:53Speaker 07

  Here are a list of following items. You guys are gonna answer if they're Canadian or No-adian.

• 14:00Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 14:00Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you for clarifying the rules.

• 14:01Speaker 07

  Uh, the first one is Jenga.

• 14:04Declan Donnelly?

  Jenga?

• 14:05Speaker 07

  Have you ever played Jenga?

• 14:06Ant McPartlin?

  Jenga, yeah. Yeah, Jenga, the, the game where you push the blocks out and then it falls down.

• 14:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, the blocks. Yeah, yeah.

• 14:12Ant McPartlin?

  Jenga. I'm going to say, cause it's random and it's top of the list. Canadian.

• 14:20Declan Donnelly?

  Do you know what? I've seen a lot of Jengas set up in Canada, like in bars.

• 14:26Ant McPartlin?

  In all of the restaurants you go to, after bear hunts.

• 14:31Declan Donnelly?

  There was even two bears had a set of Jenga. Um, no, yeah, there's, there's Jenga set up everywhere. So I'm gonna say, yeah, it's Canadian.

• 14:38Speaker 07

  We do love our Jenga. It is No-adian.

• 14:42Ant McPartlin?

  No-adian!

• 14:43Declan Donnelly?

  Why is it so popular here?

• 14:45Speaker 07

  I don't know. I think we just like building things and then.

• 14:48Ant McPartlin?

  Cause it's, for most of the time, it's dark and cold. So people are indoors, I presume. When it's not the summer, it's very cold here.

• 14:56Speaker 07

  It's true. We need our indoor activities. Um, so basically Jenga was created by a British game designer named Leslie Scott.

• 15:04Ant McPartlin?

  Well, well done, Leslie Scott. Well done. Well done you.

• 15:08Speaker 07

  The second one, which sounds British actually, cause we don't say this, but a rubbish bag.

• 15:13Ant McPartlin?

  A rubbish bag?

• 15:14Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 15:15Declan Donnelly?

  No-adian.

• 15:17Ant McPartlin?

  Canadian.

• 15:20Speaker 07

  Well, the Canadians did actually invent the rubbish bag.

• 15:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 15:24Speaker 07

  There you go. I guess maybe to protect from the bear.

• 15:28Declan Donnelly?

  Bears.

• 15:29Speaker 07

  You know?

• 15:29Declan Donnelly?

  Cause bears can't get through those bags, can they?

• 15:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 15:32Ant McPartlin?

  What did they tell you on the best safari, a little chat to do?

• 15:35Speaker 07

  Fun fact, it was invented in Winnipeg.

• 15:38Ant McPartlin?

  Winnipeg.

• 15:39Speaker 07

  In nineteen fifty, which actually seems kind of late, like a.

• 15:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 15:43Declan Donnelly?

  It's quite recent.

• 15:44Speaker 07

  By Harry, I can't say the name, Wazilik and Larry Hanson. So two people.

• 15:49Declan Donnelly?

  It took two people to come up with the idea of the.

• 15:51Speaker 07

  And the garbage bag.

• 15:52Ant McPartlin?

  It took two people to come up with the idea of a bag. Where's he getting it back from, Riley?

• 15:59Speaker 07

  And they're just so rich now. They have so much money. No, I don't know.

• 16:02Ant McPartlin?

  What did they get money off every bag?

• 16:04Speaker 07

  I honestly don't know any of these, but this is fantastic. Anyways, um, the dishwasher, washing your dishes.

• 16:10Declan Donnelly?

  I think if you invented the rubbish bag, you probably invented the dishwasher.

• 16:14Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 16:14Declan Donnelly?

  So I'm gonna say Canadian.

• 16:17Ant McPartlin?

  No-adian.

• 16:19Speaker 07

  You're correct. No-adian.

• 16:22Ant McPartlin?

  You can score, cause I'm doing really well this week, the first time ever.

• 16:26Speaker 07

  I guess we invented bags, but we, but we didn't involve dishwashers.

• 16:29Declan Donnelly?

  That's probably a bit too technologically advanced.

• 16:32Ant McPartlin?

  They only got electric like two years ago.

• 16:33Declan Donnelly?

  Is that true?

• 16:35Speaker 07

  It was invented by an American, Josephine Cochran.

• 16:39Declan Donnelly?

  How do you feel about that?

• 16:41Speaker 07

  Uh, whatever.

• 16:44Ant McPartlin?

  Whatever.

• 16:45Speaker 07

  Um, oh, this is a good one. Okay. The egg carton.

• 16:49Declan Donnelly?

  The what? Egg carton?

• 16:50Speaker 07

  Yeah. Where you put your eggs.

• 16:52Declan Donnelly?

  I use them every day. Invaluable.

• 16:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, come on. As soon as you get your eggs, do you take them out the carton and put them in a similar looking egg receptacle in the fridge?

• 17:01Declan Donnelly?

  Definitely not.

• 17:02Ant McPartlin?

  Or you just leave them in the carton?

• 17:03Declan Donnelly?

  Leave them in the carton.

• 17:04Ant McPartlin?

  What do you do with the receptacle that has holes in to fit your eggs in that your fridge comes with?

• 17:09Declan Donnelly?

  Goes in the cupboard.

• 17:10Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Right.

• 17:11Declan Donnelly?

  Nobody ever uses that thing, do they, in the fridge?

• 17:13Ant McPartlin?

  I do.

• 17:14Declan Donnelly?

  For your eggs.

• 17:15Speaker 07

  We don't.

• 17:16Ant McPartlin?

  Well, other people in my family do, but.

• 17:19Declan Donnelly?

  Do you use it?

• 17:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 17:20Declan Donnelly?

  Do you?

• 17:21Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 17:21Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 17:23Ant McPartlin?

  Cause it looks, it looks cool.

• 17:24Declan Donnelly?

  Course you do.

• 17:25Ant McPartlin?

  It looks cool when you fill them up. What do you mean? And I don't like it when you've got like a row of three and you've got one and then two empty spaces. So I'll turn it around so you've got the three at the front.

• 17:34Declan Donnelly?

  Wouldn't it be lovely to have all that time? I was probably knocking at the door, looking for you to go about.

• 17:40Declan Donnelly?

  Egg carton.

• 17:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 17:42Declan Donnelly?

  No-adian.

• 17:44Ant McPartlin?

  Canadian.

• 17:46Speaker 07

  He's heard it.

• 17:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yes!

• 17:49Speaker 07

  And this one's actually cool, cause it was invented by a British Columbian in nineteen eleven, so before the garbage bag, by Joseph Coyle reportedly after an argument about eggs arriving broken at his hotel.

• 18:02Ant McPartlin?

  Who orders eggs to a hotel? That's the bigger question here. You're in a hotel, they'll cook your eggs. You don't need order.

• 18:10Declan Donnelly?

  No, maybe he owned the hotel.

• 18:12Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, I didn't think that. I thought he was staying there.

• 18:14Declan Donnelly?

  But what did he do?

• 18:15Ant McPartlin?

  You'd order eggs to a hotel. You would, you, you, you would. You would order eggs and you'd eat them in reception.

• 18:23Ant McPartlin?

  Stink the egg lover.

• 18:26Declan Donnelly?

  What did he do with the egg carton after he'd finished with it? Because the rubbish bag wasn't invented for another forty-nine years.

• 18:32Ant McPartlin?

  Threw it in the woods.

• 18:34Speaker 07

  He just reused it for so many years, you know, until nineteen fifty.

• 18:38Declan Donnelly?

  Early example of recycling. I like it.

• 18:40Speaker 07

  Uh, the last one is the Hawaiian pizza.

• 18:43Declan Donnelly?

  The Hawaiian pizza, I think. Well, it's so random that it's true.

• 18:48Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 18:50Declan Donnelly?

  I think the Hawaiian pizza was invented in Hawaii.

• 18:54Speaker 07

  Oh, really?

• 18:55Declan Donnelly?

  Don't know.

• 18:57Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, really? Yeah, that's what I think.

• 18:59Declan Donnelly?

  I'm saying No-adian.

• 19:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, No-adian. It's good. It's gotta be an American thing.

• 19:06Speaker 07

  It got you. It's a Canadian thing.

• 19:07Ant McPartlin?

  It is.

• 19:08Speaker 07

  It is.

• 19:09Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you very much.

• 19:10Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Riley.

• 19:12Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks for playing along. If you're playing along at home for, uh, and the winner of Canadian or No-adian is?

• 19:18Speaker 07

  Ant.

• 19:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yes!

• 19:21Speaker 07

  Woo!

• 19:22Ant McPartlin?

  I don't think I've ever won a quiz on the podcast. So what a great day to win. What a great day to win after my heart is broken.

• 19:31Declan Donnelly?

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• 19:42Ant McPartlin?

  Do you remember holidays when we were younger?

• 19:46Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I remember the first holidays we went on as mates.

• 19:48Ant McPartlin?

  That's what I mean.

• 19:49Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember those, like the, um, our first trip to Gran Canaria?

• 19:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 19:53Declan Donnelly?

  First lads holiday we ever went on was Gran Canaria, me and you, I had to go and get a one-year passport.

• 19:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:00Declan Donnelly?

  We didn't have passports, so we went and got a one, back in the day.

• 20:02Ant McPartlin?

  Can you believe that?

• 20:03Declan Donnelly?

  A one-year passport.

• 20:04Ant McPartlin?

  One-year passport, blowing your mind, blowing your mind.

• 20:07Declan Donnelly?

  But then you thought, well, I'll just get a one-year passport. If I go on holiday next year, I'll just get another one-year passport.

• 20:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:13Declan Donnelly?

  Quite why we didn't get 10-year passports.

• 20:14Ant McPartlin?

  Why didn't we just get, probably it was more expensive.

• 20:15Declan Donnelly?

  Probably.

• 20:17Ant McPartlin?

  I remember your burnt feet.

• 20:20Declan Donnelly?

  There, there was.

• 20:20Ant McPartlin?

  We talked about on here before.

• 20:21Declan Donnelly?

  There was that in, uh, that was in Antigua.

• 20:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:25Declan Donnelly?

  When I.

• 20:25Ant McPartlin?

  We had to stay in the room for three days because you burn your feet so badly.

• 20:28Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that was.

• 20:29Ant McPartlin?

  It was a cream rub duff. That was a good memory for me, not so good for you.

• 20:33Declan Donnelly?

  Not so good for me.

• 20:33Ant McPartlin?

  Funny for me.

• 20:34Declan Donnelly?

  Not so good for me.

• 20:34Ant McPartlin?

  And do you know what I do remember though? The feeling of saving up the money so you could go on a holiday.

• 20:41Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it makes you feel like an adult.

• 20:44Ant McPartlin?

  It does.

• 20:44Declan Donnelly?

  And the fact that you've saved a little bit of money over a long period of time, um, makes it feel really rewarding at the end of it.

• 20:51Ant McPartlin?

  Well, that's the thing, saving little by little can get to a lot. Uh, and with Santander, you can do just that with their regular saver. They'll help you build good saving habits to achieve something that's important to you.

• 21:02Declan Donnelly?

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• 21:11Ant McPartlin?

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• 21:33Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks, you, Ghandenag.

• 21:38Declan Donnelly?

  He's a good whistler, isn't he? That's why you've got it. That's, is that, is that your jumper? Are you the whistler from Whistler?

• 21:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Do you like that?

• 21:45Declan Donnelly?

  That's very good. You're, you're a good whistler.

• 21:47Ant McPartlin?

  I am a good whistler.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  You can do a little trill and everything, can't you?

• 21:49Ant McPartlin?

  I can.

• 21:51Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 21:53Ant McPartlin?

  Bit like your trumpet, Fiona. Go on.

• 21:54Speaker 06

  Not as good as my trumpet.

• 21:55Declan Donnelly?

  Go on, give us a trumpet.

• 21:58Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, it needs work. Whoa, yeah.

• 22:02Ant McPartlin?

  Bit bent, that trumpet. You damaged it during the flight. It didn't travel very well. Um, talking of whistling though, the reason why I started whistling is I've got a game.

• 22:13Declan Donnelly?

  Go on.

• 22:13Ant McPartlin?

  Cause we're in Whistler.

• 22:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 22:14Ant McPartlin?

  And when we were whistling, Jumper, and I love whistling. So here I've got a list of songs I'm gonna whistle to you.

• 22:19Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 22:20Ant McPartlin?

  And you have to see if you can guess what I'm whistling.

• 22:21Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 22:21Ant McPartlin?

  That'll prove how good a whistler I am.

• 22:23Declan Donnelly?

  Play along at home.

• 22:24Ant McPartlin?

  Fiona's got some songs for you to whistle.

• 22:27Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not a great whistler.

• 22:28Ant McPartlin?

  And let's see if we can all guess what songs Dex whistled. We'll take it in turns.

• 22:34Ant McPartlin?

  I will start.

• 22:35Declan Donnelly?

  Play along at home.

• 22:39Declan Donnelly?

  Baby, baby, baby, ah.

• 22:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, Justin Bieber.

• 22:44Declan Donnelly?

  Good one.

• 22:44Ant McPartlin?

  Got it straight away. Well done.

• 22:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it was a good whistle. Good whistle. Well done.

• 22:46Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you very much. Right, your turn.

• 22:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh. I'm not a great whistler.

• 22:50Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 22:56Ant McPartlin?

  You're right, you're not, are you?

• 22:57Declan Donnelly?

  No, you're making us laugh.

• 23:05Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, look into my eyes. You, let's see, Brian Adams.

• 23:13Ant McPartlin?

  Have you searched your heart, searched your soul?

• 23:21Ant McPartlin?

  Brian Adams, I've got it right, right? Just say yes or no.

• 23:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 23:26Ant McPartlin?

  Look into my eyes.

• 23:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I was thinking, I do, I do for you.

• 23:28Ant McPartlin?

  I gotcha, I gotcha.

• 23:29Declan Donnelly?

  That's what I was waiting for the.

• 23:30Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, sorry, sorry.

• 23:31Declan Donnelly?

  Just waiting for the.

• 23:32Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, okay. Me next?

• 23:41Declan Donnelly?

  Lady Gaga, Pogefish.

• 23:43Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 23:44Speaker 06

  Your favourite artist.

• 23:52Declan Donnelly?

  Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. I brought that up. I do it for you.

• 23:58Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 24:00Ant McPartlin?

  He was a skater boy. He said, see you later. But Avril Lavigne, skater boy.

• 24:05Declan Donnelly?

  Did you get that at home?

• 24:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, of course I did. Come on.

• 24:08Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, me again. Oh, God. Right.

• 24:17Ant McPartlin?

  Da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Now, let's go, girls. Sly Twins. Sly Twins, one of the songs you want.

• 24:27Ant McPartlin?

  Man, you look like a woman. Man, I feel like a woman.

• 24:43Declan Donnelly?

  You look like a woman.

• 24:48Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 24:49Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my God.

• 24:50Ant McPartlin?

  This show, this week, just, just setting it into chaos.

• 24:53Declan Donnelly?

  He's very like End of the Day Fever, isn't he? Sorry, everybody. Sorry, it's chaos today.

• 24:58Ant McPartlin?

  Apologies if Jack offended you there with that, that song.

• 25:03Declan Donnelly?

  Man, you look like a woman.

• 25:10Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, man, you look like a woman.

• 25:15Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 25:17Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, man.

• 25:33Declan Donnelly?

  Different strokes. Well, the world don't move.

• 25:36Ant McPartlin?

  To the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for song. It's not that.

• 25:43Declan Donnelly?

  Do it again?

• 25:44Ant McPartlin?

  Um, I'll do the chorus.

• 25:58Declan Donnelly?

  On your wedding day. Da, da, da, da, la, la. It's What's Up, Fizz? Alanis Morissette.

• 26:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 26:04Declan Donnelly?

  Ironic.

• 26:05Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, yes, well done. Well done.

• 26:08Declan Donnelly?

  Isn't it ironic? One more.

• 26:09Ant McPartlin?

  One more. Go on, you do the last one.

• 26:11Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 26:20Ant McPartlin?

  Is it three songs in one? Are you mixing stuff together?

• 26:26Ant McPartlin?

  Do, do, do, do.

• 26:29Ant McPartlin?

  Da, da, da, da. Theme tune.

• 26:36Ant McPartlin?

  This is just a postman whistling on the way to work. This is not a theme tune or a song.

• 26:41Declan Donnelly?

  Even as I'm whistling, even as I'm whistling, I'm thinking, this is a sound like. Right, I'll do it again.

• 26:46Ant McPartlin?

  I'll tell you one thing, it's not whistling with confidence.

• 26:50Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 26:52Ant McPartlin?

  I feel like a woman.

• 27:02Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, oh, oh, right. Oh, you've, you've got me now. Right, stop whistling because you put me off.

• 27:09Declan Donnelly?

  What's gonna put you off?

• 27:17Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, come on, come on, out with it. You're all probably screaming at this, isn't it?

• 27:21Declan Donnelly?

  I just met you and this is crazy.

• 27:23Ant McPartlin?

  Call me baby.

• 27:24Speaker 06

  That turns 15 years this year.

• 27:26Ant McPartlin?

  Does it?

• 27:26Declan Donnelly?

  Doesn't it really?

• 27:27Ant McPartlin?

  Fifteen years.

• 27:29Speaker 06

  Also, did you realise?

• 27:29Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't like it then, I don't like it now.

• 27:32Speaker 06

  Did you not realise that they were all Canadian artists?

• 27:34Declan Donnelly?

  I did notice that.

• 27:35Speaker 06

  Ah.

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  I did notice.

• 27:36Ant McPartlin?

  Who's, who sang that one?

• 27:38Declan Donnelly?

  Carly Rae Jepsen.

• 27:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's it.

• 27:40Declan Donnelly?

  One of my favourite songs, that.

• 27:44Ant McPartlin?

  Just end it there. End it when he says that. End it, end it when he says that. That's, that's payback for going on the bear hunt without us.

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  One of my favourite songs, that.

• 27:55Declan Donnelly?

  We have had lots of grumbles in from you out there, our listeners and viewers. You, you've had quite a grumble.

• 28:01Ant McPartlin?

  One big one.

• 28:02Declan Donnelly?

  Here today.

• 28:02Ant McPartlin?

  Are you?

• 28:03Declan Donnelly?

  Um, but we've got some brilliant ones. We love your grumbles. Keep them coming into us, hanging out at battlerbox.com. I've got one here. Says, client and deck in the hecklers.

• 28:12Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 28:13Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for bringing back the opportunity to moan. My moan is twofold.

• 28:18Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 28:18Declan Donnelly?

  And pub-based. People queuing in a straight line at the bar.

• 28:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Why would you do that?

• 28:26Declan Donnelly?

  British pubs run on a system of self-awareness and fair play.

• 28:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we do.

• 28:30Declan Donnelly?

  Everyone knows who was there before them and our brilliant bar staff know who to serve next. There's no need to queue like we're in primary school. I concur with that.

• 28:39Ant McPartlin?

  Is this the thing? People are starting to queue, like in the line?

• 28:42Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 28:43Ant McPartlin?

  Really?

• 28:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, people start, I've noticed that.

• 28:45Ant McPartlin?

  I don't go to pubs that much anymore, but I saw, I wouldn't really, wouldn't really know.

• 28:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, people start to queue behind you now.

• 28:51Ant McPartlin?

  Cause back in my day, it was like, just, yeah, you just queue everywhere, like.

• 28:53Declan Donnelly?

  You just go bomb at the bar.

• 28:54Ant McPartlin?

  Bomb at the bar and then it's, it's up to the, the bar member to just realise who was first. And then if, and then if you go, uh, what would you like? You go, it's not me, he's next.

• 29:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 29:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. It's etiquette.

• 29:04Declan Donnelly?

  Absolutely.

• 29:04Ant McPartlin?

  Public etiquette. That is a good grumble.

• 29:06Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Sid in Luton. That is a very good grumble. Uh, uh, his second part of his grumble is people ordering cocktails in pubs.

• 29:14Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd agree with that. It's too long. Go to a cocktail bar.

• 29:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. I think it should become law that pubs have a small, separate section at the bar for people to order time-consuming cocktails. I agree.

• 29:26Ant McPartlin?

  I agree. Although I would like to point out that it seems like he just wants to get his drink quickly. So if he'd like to talk to someone.

• 29:33Declan Donnelly?

  He doesn't want to queue.

• 29:34Ant McPartlin?

  I'm here.

• 29:38Ant McPartlin?

  He doesn't want to queue and he hates waiting for people, uh, to get a cocktail made. So.

• 29:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Is that, is that red flags?

• 29:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, a few, a couple of red flags. Yeah, well, I'm a little chap. I'm here, Sid.

• 29:50Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you, Sid. That is a very good one. Do you wanna, uh?

• 29:52Ant McPartlin?

  I'd love to do the next one. Hi, I'm Deck in the Hecklers Corner.

• 29:56Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 29:57Ant McPartlin?

  One of my biggest grumbles is when people either walk up or down escalators and then when they get near the top or the bottom, they just stop. Why? Just carry on walking. Cause you create traffic behind. Oh, respect, guys. Lots of love. Sophie from Essex.

• 30:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 30:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you're not having it?

• 30:17Declan Donnelly?

  I know that one. Cause isn't.

• 30:19Ant McPartlin?

  So basically they, they just stood.

• 30:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 30:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, no, they walk, then they stop. What she said, they're walking down or they're walking up.

• 30:27Declan Donnelly?

  And then they stop. You have to stop because it's going to come to an end.

• 30:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. What she's saying is you shouldn't break stride.

• 30:33Declan Donnelly?

  You've got to keep going.

• 30:34Ant McPartlin?

  You've just got to keep going.

• 30:36Declan Donnelly?

  I get this.

• 30:36Ant McPartlin?

  Quite specific.

• 30:37Declan Donnelly?

  I get this on, um, flat escalators, you know, like in the airport.

• 30:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 30:42Declan Donnelly?

  I can't bear that. People walk really quickly, then they get on that escalator, then they've really slowed down. They stay at the same pace, keep walking, don't get on that escalator and stop walking.

• 30:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 30:53Declan Donnelly?

  Keep the pace up. We're all, we're all, we've all got to be somewhere.

• 30:55Ant McPartlin?

  You've got to increase your speed.

• 30:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 30:57Ant McPartlin?

  Not decrease your speed.

• 30:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. I can't bear dawdlers in airports.

• 31:02Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 31:02Declan Donnelly?

  Get out of the way. Everybody's got to be somewhere who's at an airport. Don't dawdle and stand in the middle of the airport looking at the departure screen.

• 31:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I can't stand that.

• 31:13Declan Donnelly?

  Get yourself in a, in a little spot where you're not impairing the people who are rushing for a flight. Or just want to get somewhere quickly.

• 31:23Ant McPartlin?

  It's people on their phones, wandering around on their phones, just looking, and they just stop in the middle. And they've, I'll tell you what gets me as well, people with massive backpacks in boots.

• 31:35Declan Donnelly?

  Specifically.

• 31:36Ant McPartlin?

  Well, oh, don't be rich.

• 31:39Ant McPartlin?

  Name yourself a, an airport shop with small aisles.

• 31:42Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 31:43Ant McPartlin?

  You know, the small version of the high street shop where it's so, let's take Boots for example. It's slightly smaller than what you'd get on the high street and people have packed enough clothes for a month away or sometimes six months travelling in a backpack and they're walking around. You can't get past them.

• 31:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 32:00Ant McPartlin?

  You can't get, and then they'll turn like that and they'll hit back, bash into you.

• 32:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 32:03Ant McPartlin?

  Can't stand that.

• 32:04Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 32:05Ant McPartlin?

  I can't stand it. You could fit in the backpacks that are that big. You could?

• 32:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, I couldn't.

• 32:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you could.

• 32:11Declan Donnelly?

  Could I?

• 32:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you absolutely could.

• 32:13Declan Donnelly?

  A cheaper way to fly.

• 32:14Ant McPartlin?

  We could save money on flights here.

• 32:15Declan Donnelly?

  Cheaper way to fly. You're onto something, Sophie, but I'm not sure about.

• 32:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I'm not sure Sophie will give me that one.

• 32:21Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, Ant Dec in Heckless Corner.

• 32:23Ant McPartlin?

  Hey. Hey.

• 32:24Declan Donnelly?

  Susie in Harrogate says, a minor grumble of mine is people who have phone calls in public and hold the phone at a hundred and eighty degrees from their mouth on loudspeaker.

• 32:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 32:33Declan Donnelly?

  How much less effort would be needed just to hold it to your face and ear instead? You know the way they designed them to be. Every time I see someone doing this, I want to go over and slowly tip the phone up and around their face in one swift movement. Keep up the great work. Respect, guys.

• 32:48Ant McPartlin?

  I couldn't agree more. You're not a contestant on The Apprentice.

• 32:51Declan Donnelly?

  Doing this.

• 32:52Ant McPartlin?

  Why are you, why are you speaking like that?

• 32:54Declan Donnelly?

  Lord Sugar says the cars will be here in twenty minutes.

• 32:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, why are you speaking like that?

• 32:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 32:58Ant McPartlin?

  I don't get it. Or if you're really bothered about, I don't know, having the phone that close to your head, buy some wired headphones.

• 33:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 33:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I, I mean, you're going to have that one.

• 33:06Declan Donnelly?

  It's either Sid in Luton, who's desperate for a beer. It's.

• 33:11Ant McPartlin?

  Desperate.

• 33:11Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, Sophie on the escalator or Susie with people on loudspeaker.

• 33:16Ant McPartlin?

  Susie. Susie for me. She wins. Best grumble. Well done, Susie.

• 33:19Declan Donnelly?

  Good, good morning to Susie. Well done, you. You are our grumbler of the week.

• 33:24Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, time to throw back to you, Karen and Dec. We've got something to say.

• 33:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I love them.

• 33:31Declan Donnelly?

  This is an advert for TV licensing.

• 33:34Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know, I love this time of year.

• 33:35Declan Donnelly?

  Do you?

• 33:35Ant McPartlin?

  The weather gets a little colder.

• 33:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 33:37Ant McPartlin?

  Halloween is in the air.

• 33:39Declan Donnelly?

  I don't really love Halloween.

• 33:40Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 33:41Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, fancy dress.

• 33:42Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you don't like fancy dress.

• 33:43Declan Donnelly?

  I hate fancy dress.

• 33:45Ant McPartlin?

  But you know what is good? All good telly comes back in the autumn, doesn't it though?

• 33:49Declan Donnelly?

  Telly in the autumn.

• 33:50Ant McPartlin?

  Good telly, watching telly at night. To sit down with some chocolate. Doesn't get much better than that.

• 33:54Declan Donnelly?

  You've got some great dramas, really good docs.

• 33:56Ant McPartlin?

  Great entertainment shows.

• 33:57Declan Donnelly?

  Great entertainment shows and really, really good reality.

• 34:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Big Brother.

• 34:02Declan Donnelly?

  Big Brother is back.

• 34:04Ant McPartlin?

  It's back on.

• 34:05Declan Donnelly?

  It is one of those shows that can be different every single year, even though it's the same format.

• 34:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 34:10Declan Donnelly?

  You can play around with it and it can be very different every year. And it's always different because there's always a different cast in there.

• 34:15Ant McPartlin?

  A bit like I'm a celebrity in that.

• 34:16Declan Donnelly?

  A bit like I'm a celeb, which you've got coming later in the year as well. But with Big Brother, like, do you remember the first series when it first came on?

• 34:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God.

• 34:23Declan Donnelly?

  It was just like nothing else we'd ever seen. It was revolutionary.

• 34:27Ant McPartlin?

  Would you make a good housemate?

• 34:30Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 34:31Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 34:32Declan Donnelly?

  I wouldn't. I think I'd be too impatient.

• 34:36Ant McPartlin?

  So that's good reality.

• 34:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 34:37Ant McPartlin?

  Good dramas coming as well on ITV.

• 34:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, go on.

• 34:39Ant McPartlin?

  The Rainmaker.

• 34:41Declan Donnelly?

  I've heard of this.

• 34:42Ant McPartlin?

  Have you?

• 34:42Declan Donnelly?

  Is this a.

• 34:43Ant McPartlin?

  I've seen no more than, what shall I fill you in? Because this was my moment.

• 34:46Declan Donnelly?

  Fill me in. Is this, it was a book?

• 34:48Ant McPartlin?

  It was a John Grisham novel.

• 34:49Declan Donnelly?

  That's it.

• 34:50Ant McPartlin?

  Young lawyer versus old lawyer. And they go head to head in the courtroom.

• 34:55Declan Donnelly?

  I love a courtroom. I love, I love a courtroom drama.

• 34:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's good. So that, that's coming out this month.

• 35:00Declan Donnelly?

  Amazing.

• 35:01Ant McPartlin?

  Really good fascinating fact about Rainmaker for you.

• 35:03Declan Donnelly?

  Go on.

• 35:03Ant McPartlin?

  The actor, there's an actor in it called PJ Byrne.

• 35:07Declan Donnelly?

  No way.

• 35:08Ant McPartlin?

  But he's playing the character Deck Shiflett.

• 35:13Declan Donnelly?

  So PJ's playing Deck.

• 35:14Ant McPartlin?

  PJ's playing Deck. It's a must watch.

• 35:16Declan Donnelly?

  But, but I was Duncan.

• 35:18Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, don't worry, no, you're getting confused. Just watch it. Anyway, so much good telly, isn't it?

• 35:25Declan Donnelly?

  So much good telly. And a TV licence covers you to watch over four hundred TV channels, including the ones we've talked about today and BBC iPlayer.

• 35:33Ant McPartlin?

  To find out more, go to tvl.co.uk/pod.

• 35:39Ant McPartlin?

  This next bit is an advert for Gemini, Google's AI app. I wonder who the viewers think is better at golf, me or you?

• 35:47Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, probably me.

• 35:49Ant McPartlin?

  Why would, why would you say that?

• 35:50Declan Donnelly?

  Lower centre of gravity.

• 35:51Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that doesn't work. The taller you are, the better.

• 35:54Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we, um, see who has got the best swing at the moment?

• 35:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 35:58Declan Donnelly?

  We could use Google Gemini.

• 35:59Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 35:59Declan Donnelly?

  See who's got the best swing.

• 36:00Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, stand up there then.

• 36:01Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, there you go.

• 36:02Ant McPartlin?

  Get yourself ready. Do you need any warm up stuff?

• 36:05Declan Donnelly?

  No, straight into it.

• 36:06Ant McPartlin?

  Gemini, can you rate Deck's golf swing out of bananas? Eight being the best, zero being the least. Go.

• 36:18Declan Donnelly?

  What does Google Gemini say about that?

• 36:20Speaker 07

  I'd give Dex's swing about two bananas out of eight.

• 36:24Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 36:24Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 36:25Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, do me, do me, do me. No second chances, no second chances.

• 36:29Declan Donnelly?

  I want to know how to improve. Gemini, rate Anne's swing out of bananas, eight being the best, zero being the worst.

• 36:39Speaker 07

  I'd give it about three bananas out of eight.

• 36:41Ant McPartlin?

  Three bananas. I got three bananas. You got two bananas. Ayo, ayo, ayo.

• 36:47Declan Donnelly?

  I mean, neither of us have covered ourselves in glory.

• 36:49Ant McPartlin?

  Well, even Stevens, there's a point in it. Bit like golf yesterday.

• 36:54Declan Donnelly?

  That's so annoying.

• 36:55Ant McPartlin?

  Point for me, uh, today. A point for you yesterday.

• 36:58Declan Donnelly?

  With Gemini, you can chat live with a truly helpful AI assistant. You can jump in, get some holiday tips, ask for more details or even show what you're talking about by sharing your screen or camera as well. It's there for a real chat, not just a quick question and done.

• 37:14Ant McPartlin?

  Download the Gemini app today to unlock the power of Google AI on your phone.

• 37:19Declan Donnelly?

  Check your responses, set up required, compatibility and availability varies. Eighteen plus.

• 37:27Ant McPartlin?

  We've had a couple more tricks of the trade in. You know, we, um, asked for tricks of the trade and the last couple of weeks we've had some good ones. We've had a couple more in.

• 37:35Declan Donnelly?

  So far, we've had shops putting smells through their air conditioning systems to make you buy stuff.

• 37:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 37:40Declan Donnelly?

  We've had greenkeepers on golf courses moving the pin just because they're annoyed at some golfers. What have we had this week? Have a listen to this.

• 37:47Speaker 07

  Hi guys. So I used to work in an outlet at a popular supermarket and every day at four PM, they play Let's Get Ready to Rumble. And all the supermarket workers had to go and move all the older produce and veg to the front of the shelves. I loved hearing your song, though only as it signaled it was nearly time to go home. LOL. Love the podcast, never miss an episode. Love you guys. Respect. Anonymous.

• 38:09Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, anonymous.

• 38:11Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I, I didn't really understand what they were saying. They played Let's Get Ready to Rumble when it was time to go home.

• 38:15Declan Donnelly?

  At four o'clock.

• 38:16Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 38:16Declan Donnelly?

  And that was the sign to move all of the specials, all of the stuff that was going off.

• 38:21Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 38:21Declan Donnelly?

  To the front.

• 38:22Ant McPartlin?

  So people would buy that.

• 38:23Declan Donnelly?

  So people would get, and I think they must have put the reduced stickers on, did they?

• 38:26Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 38:28Declan Donnelly?

  But, but, uh, anonymous loved it because it was signal, it was, not because it was our song.

• 38:32Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 38:33Declan Donnelly?

  But because it was time to go home.

• 38:34Ant McPartlin?

  Right. That's good to know.

• 38:35Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 38:36Ant McPartlin?

  So let's get ready to rumble, signaled you're going out of date. You're nearing your cell by date. Let's get ready to rumble, signifies you're nearing your cell.

• 38:46Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, we knew that a long time ago.

• 38:48Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we did.

• 38:50Declan Donnelly?

  That's all we've got this week.

• 38:51Ant McPartlin?

  They're good, they're good. Keep them coming in. Please do.

• 38:54Declan Donnelly?

  Any behind the scenes gossip we need to know from your particular job, let us know, hangingoutabellabox.com. We'd love to hear from you and we'll disguise your voice and you can remain anonymous.

• 39:06Declan Donnelly?

  Coming into autumn now, which means lots of good telly.

• 39:09Ant McPartlin?

  Pumpkins.

• 39:10Declan Donnelly?

  Lots of good telly.

• 39:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 39:11Declan Donnelly?

  The nights are getting.

• 39:12Ant McPartlin?

  Pumpkin spice lolly.

• 39:13Declan Donnelly?

  The nights are drawing in.

• 39:15Ant McPartlin?

  Cozy season, pumpkin spice lolly.

• 39:17Declan Donnelly?

  And good telly.

• 39:18Ant McPartlin?

  Socks on in the evening.

• 39:21Declan Donnelly?

  I'll be watching a bit of Big Brother while I'm out here.

• 39:23Ant McPartlin?

  Have you?

• 39:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:24Ant McPartlin?

  It's all kicked off, hasn't it?

• 39:25Declan Donnelly?

  It's all kicked off and there's been a mole in the house and.

• 39:27Ant McPartlin?

  Brilliant. Jed would.

• 39:28Declan Donnelly?

  Jed would have gone in.

• 39:29Ant McPartlin?

  I saw the splash in the water thing.

• 39:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 39:31Ant McPartlin?

  That was hilarious.

• 39:32Declan Donnelly?

  It's all gone mad in the Big Brother house.

• 39:33Ant McPartlin?

  Big Brother's gone good again.

• 39:35Declan Donnelly?

  It's very entertaining. Celebrity Traitors starts. That's back.

• 39:38Ant McPartlin?

  Never seen it? Is it any good?

• 39:39Declan Donnelly?

  It is very good.

• 39:40Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 39:40Declan Donnelly?

  It is good.

• 39:41Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't know, to be fair, I did watch a couple of the celeb episodes.

• 39:44Declan Donnelly?

  So a lot of the TV is all about kind of lying and making people think something different. So I thought we could play a game here, um, to see who would be the best liar. It's called.

• 39:56Ant McPartlin?

  I went on the bear hunt. Because you're the liar.

• 39:59Declan Donnelly?

  You've got to let this go. It's called, I've got the beaver.

• 40:04Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 40:04Declan Donnelly?

  Here's the beaver.

• 40:05Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I'll beaver. Yeah.

• 40:06Declan Donnelly?

  And we have to turn around.

• 40:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 40:08Declan Donnelly?

  Decide between the two of us who's actually got the beaver.

• 40:10Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 40:11Declan Donnelly?

  Then turn around and convince everybody here who's got the beaver.

• 40:14Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 40:14Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we do it?

• 40:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 40:15Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Right, come over here.

• 40:18Speaker 07

  We'll, we'll close our eyes.

• 40:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, close your eyes. Don't bother. Right.

• 40:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God.

• 40:35Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 40:35Ant McPartlin?

  Keep your eyes closed.

• 40:37Declan Donnelly?

  Right, we're gonna put a hand in the back.

• 40:41Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 40:41Speaker 06

  Can we look?

• 40:42Declan Donnelly?

  You can look. It's hard to sit down because I've got the beaver.

• 40:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I always want to bash it off the chair.

• 40:50Speaker 06

  So you both, you both have the beaver?

• 40:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, now you can all ask us questions.

• 40:55Speaker 06

  Where is it?

• 40:57Declan Donnelly?

  Back, you nana.

• 40:59Speaker 06

  Is it not? Okay, I thought you put your trousers on.

• 41:01Declan Donnelly?

  No, I'm not risking these boxer shorts. I've got, but I have got the beaver.

• 41:07Speaker 06

  Okay. What does it feel like? And your beaver?

• 41:12Ant McPartlin?

  It's cold.

• 41:14Ant McPartlin?

  Cold and shiny. You can feel it right now. It's bigger in your hands. It's not just one hand. It's one hand and two fingers on the other hand. Lengthways.

• 41:25Speaker 06

  I think Dex is trying too hard.

• 41:28Speaker 06

  You're uncomfortable with it.

• 41:34Declan Donnelly?

  No, it is uncomfortable, genuinely.

• 41:37Ant McPartlin?

  But you can't, I've got, I've got the beaver.

• 41:41Declan Donnelly?

  No, I've got the, I have, I genuinely, I have genuinely got the beaver. It's very uncomfortable.

• 41:46Speaker 06

  I already know who's got the beaver.

• 41:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's obvious.

• 41:48Speaker 06

  I know Anne's got the beaver.

• 41:49Ant McPartlin?

  I've got the beaver. I have it in my hands right now.

• 41:52Speaker 06

  You promise?

• 41:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I'm looking at you dead in the eyes. I've got the beaver. I've got the beaver. I've got the beaver. I've got the beaver. I've got the beaver. You know I got the beaver.

• 42:02Declan Donnelly?

  He's clearly lying.

• 42:03Speaker 06

  Look down the lens and say that.

• 42:06Ant McPartlin?

  I've got the beaver.

• 42:07Declan Donnelly?

  Look to your close up and say it.

• 42:08Ant McPartlin?

  I've got the beaver.

• 42:10Declan Donnelly?

  Do you believe him? You shouldn't because it's a lie. It's a bare fist lie. Because I've got the beaver. I've got the beaver.

• 42:18Declan Donnelly?

  I've got the beaver.

• 42:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's so uncomfortable.

• 42:22Ant McPartlin?

  It's too much, isn't it?

• 42:23Speaker 06

  Dex is trying too hard.

• 42:24Ant McPartlin?

  It's too much. Yeah. It's very hard.

• 42:27Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not trying. It's because it's uncomfortable to have the beaver behind my back.

• 42:31Ant McPartlin?

  It's fine for me. Look. Oh, nobody thinks Dex got it.

• 42:35Declan Donnelly?

  I'm sitting in discomfort.

• 42:37Ant McPartlin?

  Right, we're going.

• 42:38Declan Donnelly?

  Because I've got the beaver.

• 42:39Ant McPartlin?

  We're gonna show off our beaver after three. One, two, three.

• 42:45Speaker 06

  No. Dex got the beaver.

• 42:49Declan Donnelly?

  I've got the beaver.

• 42:50Ant McPartlin?

  Dex got the beaver.

• 42:51Declan Donnelly?

  It was so uncomfortable to sit with the beaver.

• 42:54Speaker 06

  Oh my God.

• 42:54Ant McPartlin?

  Got you. We got you guys. We cannot be trusted. And we've also got the title of a brand new show. I've got the beaver hosted by Adam and Dex coming to ITV1 and ITVX this autumn.

• 43:10Ant McPartlin?

  Nearly out of time. Oh, but we've always got time for you guys.

• 43:14Declan Donnelly?

  Hooray.

• 43:15Ant McPartlin?

  Hooray. I've got the beaver. Um, we've got your questions, which you sent in to us through the broadcast channel. Thank you for sending them in. Please just keep sending them in. We will try and get through as many as we can. Shall I start?

• 43:27Declan Donnelly?

  Go for it.

• 43:28Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, this is from Lisa Marie. Who are some musical artists you've been listening to recently? Are there any good artists that you've recently discovered?

• 43:38Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, I did by accident. There is, um, a band, I think it's a man and a woman called Oh and the More.

• 43:46Declan Donnelly?

  Oh and the More.

• 43:47Ant McPartlin?

  Really good. They're a bit like Corumbin, you know, them that we like. Um, and it came on like Spotify just offers you songs that sound like ones that you've listened to before. And then Wilder started just dancing to it on his own for the first time. And it's really quite cool music. So I'm really thrilled because he's slightly moved away from Peppa now.

• 44:07Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right.

• 44:07Ant McPartlin?

  But, but he's gone.

• 44:08Declan Donnelly?

  That's quite a try.

• 44:09Ant McPartlin?

  It's quite a transition.

• 44:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 44:11Ant McPartlin?

  And he's gone from Peppa, you know, Bing Bong Song at the Zoo.

• 44:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 44:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, uh, to, to this. If you search it up, they're, they're pretty cool.

• 44:19Declan Donnelly?

  Oh and the more.

• 44:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh and the more. They're good. You like them.

• 44:22Declan Donnelly?

  I like it. I'm gonna try that.

• 44:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. You? I'm the cure, obviously, in the shower. That's why I couldn't hear someone knocking at the door.

• 44:28Declan Donnelly?

  I did not know that was Oh and the More in the shower. I could hear, I thought I could hear voices. What am I listening to? I, I obviously always listen to a bit of Sam Fender on a mountain about. And then again, I got offered up a band called Leezers.

• 44:40Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, did he?

• 44:41Declan Donnelly?

  No, they're good too.

• 44:42Ant McPartlin?

  Are they?

• 44:43Declan Donnelly?

  They're a north east band. They sound very good. The song I'm listening to a lot of them in it is Audrey Horbert. Sue Me.

• 44:50Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 44:51Declan Donnelly?

  It's good. Good pop song.

• 44:53Ant McPartlin?

  Is it?

• 44:53Speaker 06

  A little bit maybe.

• 44:54Declan Donnelly?

  Huh?

• 44:55Ant McPartlin?

  Sue me, sue me, sue me. Oh, it's a sue me, sue me.

• 45:00Declan Donnelly?

  No, it's good. No, no. Audrey Horbert.

• 45:03Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 45:03Declan Donnelly?

  Sue Me. She's like a edgy Taylor Swift.

• 45:05Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay. Good.

• 45:07Declan Donnelly?

  It's a good song.

• 45:07Ant McPartlin?

  Well done.

• 45:08Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know what the rest of her stuff's like.

• 45:09Ant McPartlin?

  Good review.

• 45:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 45:11Ant McPartlin?

  Edgy Taylor Swift.

• 45:12Declan Donnelly?

  She's good. My turn. Do your wives get jealous of your close relationship?

• 45:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 45:21Declan Donnelly?

  That's from Den Blade.

• 45:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, they do.

• 45:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, they're very, very jealous. Um, they do everything they can to split us up.

• 45:30Ant McPartlin?

  Like take us home at night?

• 45:32Declan Donnelly?

  Stop us playing out.

• 45:33Ant McPartlin?

  Eye roll.

• 45:34Declan Donnelly?

  Shout us in for our tea. So annoying. We're in the middle of playing hens and volleys. What's the matter with you, pair of you? Uh, no, they don't. They are very lovely and supportive. And, um, the current Mrs. Donnelly is, um, very keen on him. She likes him.

• 45:52Ant McPartlin?

  Keen on him?

• 45:57Ant McPartlin?

  My wife likes you too. Very, very keen, very keen. What's that?

• 46:01Speaker 06

  Even after last week?

• 46:02Ant McPartlin?

  What, after last week?

• 46:03Speaker 06

  Her Canadian pig.

• 46:04Declan Donnelly?

  A Canadian pig? Did she listen to that?

• 46:07Ant McPartlin?

  She never actually listened to the podcast.

• 46:09Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, did she not?

• 46:10Ant McPartlin?

  No, she does. She loves the podcast, but she was travelling, so she didn't listen to last week's show.

• 46:14Declan Donnelly?

  That was lucky for me.

• 46:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you call her a Canadian pig.

• 46:16Declan Donnelly?

  I got away with that.

• 46:17Ant McPartlin?

  You did? I'm surprised. Yeah.

• 46:19Declan Donnelly?

  I'm gonna do it again. Will she listen to this one?

• 46:21Ant McPartlin?

  Um, maybe.

• 46:22Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, I won't.

• 46:24Ant McPartlin?

  Do a little one?

• 46:26Declan Donnelly?

  Canadian pig.

• 46:27Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, okay, good. Um, I've got one here from Michelle Louisa, 1966. Why, oh why have you never run in the Great North Run? I'll tell you for why. Because we did run in the Junior Great North Run.

• 46:46Declan Donnelly?

  Well, we didn't.

• 46:46Ant McPartlin?

  When we were in Byker Grove.

• 46:48Declan Donnelly?

  We didn't.

• 46:49Ant McPartlin?

  We were dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the storyline was we had to run the Junior Great North Run. And it was quite an upsetting time because you're painted green and you've got a green boiler suit on with a green mask. And we had to do running because obviously you can't fake running. You, you can't act running. You've got to just run. So I was very sweaty. It hurt my legs. I had the wrong trainers on and didn't like it, the experience. But now, I was talking to my kids about this the other day, actually, because one of my daughters is in Newcastle at Union. She's like, she went down to the Great North Run the other day for the, um, finish line. So the red arrows and stuff, or the start lines, the red arrows. And she's like, would you ever do it? And I was like, do you know what? I feel like I should. I feel like I should before I'm 60. They've got a decade.

• 47:35Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 47:35Ant McPartlin?

  Get ready to, to do it. Half marathon. I'd, I'd like to say I've done it. So.

• 47:41Declan Donnelly?

  I'd like to do it. Shall we do it?

• 47:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we should, probably should do it.

• 47:44Declan Donnelly?

  Let's do it.

• 47:45Ant McPartlin?

  We should do it.

• 47:46Declan Donnelly?

  Let's do a Great North Run.

• 47:47Ant McPartlin?

  Not next year.

• 47:47Declan Donnelly?

  Not next year.

• 47:48Ant McPartlin?

  I'm very, I'm very busy next year. But I need to, we need to be at the train.

• 47:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 47:52Ant McPartlin?

  I want to be at the train to get good at it. But yeah, we need to do before we get, you know, too old.

• 47:57Declan Donnelly?

  And the knees have gone too badly.

• 47:58Ant McPartlin?

  It hurts. I reckon I could just get away with it on my knee. Just.

• 48:02Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 48:02Ant McPartlin?

  Good trainers.

• 48:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 48:03Ant McPartlin?

  A little bit of support. Fanny Burnham could do it. We could do it.

• 48:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. Come on. Uh, I've got one here from Claire McSuds. But strangely, she spells Claire with a K.

• 48:16Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, she's crazy like that.

• 48:18Declan Donnelly?

  And after the PJ storyline, did anyone think you'd become blind in real life?

• 48:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, people used to, people used to come to me all the time, wave their hand in front of my eyes. They go, hello, can you see me? Are you blind? And thinking it was hilarious, which I think is.

• 48:35Declan Donnelly?

  Insensitive.

• 48:36Ant McPartlin?

  Insensitive. So you're partially sighted and blind people. So the show will be cancelled. That's what I'm saying.

• 48:42Declan Donnelly?

  Well, yeah, people, but some people did get mixed up with real life and what was on the telly.

• 48:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Oh God, yeah.

• 48:47Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember when we used to be in the pub and people would come and go, huh, can you see that pint in front of you?

• 48:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, yes.

• 48:53Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that used to happen quite a lot.

• 48:55Ant McPartlin?

  At G Weezer says, if you two were animals, what animals would you be?

• 49:00Declan Donnelly?

  A cheeky monkey.

• 49:05Declan Donnelly?

  I'd be a cheeky monkey.

• 49:08Declan Donnelly?

  There, easy.

• 49:10Ant McPartlin?

  Well done. I'd be a dog. I'd be a dog.

• 49:14Declan Donnelly?

  What kind of dog?

• 49:14Ant McPartlin?

  Chopped down Labrador.

• 49:15Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 49:17Ant McPartlin?

  I like my Hurley. I'd be, I'd be, yeah. Big lollipy Labrador, I think.

• 49:22Declan Donnelly?

  Nice.

• 49:24Ant McPartlin?

  What a life. What a life. I mean, if you, you know, I look after him really well.

• 49:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, if you've got, if you've.

• 49:29Ant McPartlin?

  Can I come back as my dog? How does that work?

• 49:32Declan Donnelly?

  I think that would be weird.

• 49:33Ant McPartlin?

  Would it?

• 49:33Declan Donnelly?

  I think so, yeah.

• 49:34Ant McPartlin?

  It could, that couldn't work in the universe.

• 49:37Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 49:38Ant McPartlin?

  But if I put it out to the universe, I manifest these things. I'd like to come back as my dog.

• 49:42Declan Donnelly?

  But then who would look after your dog? You?

• 49:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, me.

• 49:44Declan Donnelly?

  That's weird.

• 49:45Ant McPartlin?

  Why, why is that weird?

• 49:46Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you can't look after yourself.

• 49:47Ant McPartlin?

  Why not?

• 49:49Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you can't look after yourself in dog form as a human.

• 49:51Ant McPartlin?

  Says who?

• 49:54Declan Donnelly?

  Well, don't I.

• 49:54Ant McPartlin?

  Well, do you know this?

• 49:55Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I can't get my head around it.

• 49:58Ant McPartlin?

  So I would, I'm no longer here, right?

• 50:01Declan Donnelly?

  Well, who's looking after the dog?

• 50:02Ant McPartlin?

  I've died.

• 50:03Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 50:03Ant McPartlin?

  But then I come back as my dog.

• 50:06Declan Donnelly?

  And who looks after the dog?

• 50:07Ant McPartlin?

  I do.

• 50:08Declan Donnelly?

  You're, you've died.

• 50:09Ant McPartlin?

  How about that?

• 50:10Declan Donnelly?

  You're dead?

• 50:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but then I come back.

• 50:12Declan Donnelly?

  As you.

• 50:13Ant McPartlin?

  In time as the dog.

• 50:15Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, for God's sake.

• 50:17Ant McPartlin?

  Do you get me?

• 50:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that's absolutely allowed.

• 50:19Ant McPartlin?

  Thought so.

• 50:19Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Good luck with that.

• 50:21Ant McPartlin?

  I thought so.

• 50:22Declan Donnelly?

  Fabulous.

• 50:22Ant McPartlin?

  You wait, well, I speak to the comic gods when I get up there.

• 50:25Declan Donnelly?

  Um, got time for one quick one.

• 50:29Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 50:29Declan Donnelly?

  But it's a goodie. It's a quickie, but it's a goodie.

• 50:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 50:32Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Curry9573.

• 50:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 50:37Declan Donnelly?

  What time do you go to bed?

• 50:42Ant McPartlin?

  Depends. When we're doing this show, uh, the.

• 50:46Declan Donnelly?

  Depends if you've come back as yourself or the dog.

• 50:48Ant McPartlin?

  Well, if I'm the dog,

• 50:52Ant McPartlin?

  I'd sleep low throughout the day.

• 50:53Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 50:54Ant McPartlin?

  And then I would go to bed when my master, me, went to bed.

• 50:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 50:57Ant McPartlin?

  So that would depend on a lot of things.

• 51:01Declan Donnelly?

  So what time do you go to bed?

• 51:02Ant McPartlin?

  The dog, I'll be.

• 51:03Declan Donnelly?

  No, you. Master.

• 51:05Ant McPartlin?

  Now.

• 51:06Declan Donnelly?

  What time do you go to bed, master?

• 51:11Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, depends.

• 51:15Declan Donnelly?

  Just at 10 o'clock. Christ. We've got somewhere to be.

• 51:21Declan Donnelly?

  Let's wrap this up. 10 o'clock.

• 51:25Ant McPartlin?

  What time does your dog go to bed?

• 51:29Declan Donnelly?

  He goes to bed when I go to bed.

• 51:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, when his master goes to bed. What time's that?

• 51:33Declan Donnelly?

  10 o'clock.

• 51:33Ant McPartlin?

  10 o'clock.

• 51:33Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, 10 o'clock.

• 51:35Ant McPartlin?

  Great.

• 51:35Declan Donnelly?

  Watch the news. Lights out. 12.

• 51:39Ant McPartlin?

  Does your dog? Does your dog?

• 51:41Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, I think that's what we've got time for, uh, this week for our last full length podcast here in Canada. We will be back on Monday with a quick, a little quickie, a little quick.

• 51:52Ant McPartlin?

  Let's have a quickie on Monday.

• 51:53Declan Donnelly?

  We'll have a quickie on Monday and then we're out of here. So, uh, we'll see you on Monday for a question and answer session. Uh, and then what?

• 52:02Ant McPartlin?

  Question and answer sessions.

• 52:05Declan Donnelly?

  That's what it is, isn't it?

• 52:06Ant McPartlin?

  Well, it's air mail.

• 52:08Declan Donnelly?

  Air mail.

• 52:08Ant McPartlin?

  Air mail.

• 52:09Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, I'll do that again. We'll be back on Monday for some air mail. Doesn't sound as good. Um.

• 52:14Ant McPartlin?

  Question and answer session. That sounds very corporate, doesn't it? We're now throwing over to the floor for questions.

• 52:22Declan Donnelly?

  Well, we'll see you on Monday for something.

• 52:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we'll have some fun on Monday. See you there, guys.

• 52:26Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, guys.

• 52:28Ant McPartlin?

  Bye, buddy.

• 52:29Declan Donnelly?

  Come on.

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