Ant & Dec Are ON THE BALL!

This week, the studio is buzzing with World Cup fever! The boys reveal how they watched the England match, Famous Guy Swaps Things returns with some ✨custom made shoes✨ and chat about Taylor Swift’s wedding Plus, Dec’s been hanging out with some very noisy cows, Ant FINALLY chooses a tattoo 👀 and the boys invite us all on holiday, stay tuned to find out! As always send us in your correspondence and any items you’d like to swap for Dec’s custom trainers to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Coming up 01:00 - England Match 06:50 - Dec vs Cow 08:15 - Baby Guerrilla Marketing 10:05 - World Map 15:20 - Tattoos 30:56 - Ant’s Big Spend 37:33 - Taylor Swift Got Married! 39:50 - ‘No The, Game’ 42:20 - Famous Guy Swaps Things Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:00Speaker 01

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• 1:30Ant McPartlin?

  Coming up on the show, we discuss how we watched that iconic England match.

• 1:35Declan Donnelly?

  It looks like a dirty protest.

• 1:36Ant McPartlin?

  It looked like I'd pooed myself.

• 1:38Declan Donnelly?

  And whether Taylor Swift actually got married this weekend.

• 1:42Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know how few people have been saying they're not actually married?

• 1:44Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 1:45Ant McPartlin?

  Dad gets his bum out. Hey, do you work out? Hey, great buns. Red-toned buns.

• 1:51Declan Donnelly?

  And Ann gets angry at some of your guerrilla marketing.

• 1:54Ant McPartlin?

  A 15-month-old boy has got merge and we haven't. Famous guy swaps his back!

• 1:59Declan Donnelly?

  And listeners mop his back too. Enjoy the show!

• 2:03Ant McPartlin?

  Enjoy the show!

• 2:09Ant McPartlin?

  We're on the ball.

• 2:13Declan Donnelly?

  We're on the ball. We're on the ball. We're on the ball.

• 2:21Ant McPartlin?

  We're on the ball. Everyone's on that ball.

• 2:25Declan Donnelly?

  Hello, everybody. Welcome back to the hangout.

• 2:28Ant McPartlin?

  We've got welcome fever at last.

• 2:30Declan Donnelly?

  We sure do. We are recording this the morning after, the night before. The morning after Mexico, England. What a game. What a result. What a night.

• 2:41Ant McPartlin?

  Let's get into it.

• 2:42Declan Donnelly?

  How did you experience the match and?

• 2:45Ant McPartlin?

  Well, this is like the new, how did you celebrate your New Year question, isn't it? Because everyone asks each other this all week.

• 2:51Declan Donnelly?

  What did you do for the Mexico match?

• 2:52Ant McPartlin?

  Well, what I did was I went to bed early.

• 2:54Declan Donnelly?

  Ah, very good, very good.

• 2:55Ant McPartlin?

  Got to sleep.

• 2:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 2:57Ant McPartlin?

  Set me alarm for one o'clock because that was the time the game was meant to be. So.

• 3:01Declan Donnelly?

  So you weren't going to do any build up? You were just gonna?

• 3:03Ant McPartlin?

  I was going to go straight for kickoff. I thought, because otherwise I'm going to be very tired. If it goes to extra time and penalties.

• 3:10Declan Donnelly?

  The weather had other plans.

• 3:11Ant McPartlin?

  The weather had other plans. So as soon as I saw it was an hour delay, I got back in the bed for an hour.

• 3:16Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 3:16Ant McPartlin?

  So set me off for two o'clock. So got back up at two o'clock.

• 3:19Declan Donnelly?

  Did you get back to sleep?

• 3:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 3:21Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you're good.

• 3:22Ant McPartlin?

  I was very tired.

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  You're very good.

• 3:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. I kind of done that. And then I just saw them talking about there was a delay. So you know when you try and keep the sleep in your eyes a bit?

• 3:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Ant McPartlin?

  You know, when you have a wee in the middle of the night and you try and keep, try and keep the sleep in your eyes? I did that. I kept the sleep in my eyes. So then I slithered back into bed.

• 3:38Declan Donnelly?

  Slithered, good word. Good use of slithered.

• 3:40Ant McPartlin?

  And then I watched it live all the way through. And then at the end of the game, got back into bed.

• 3:47Declan Donnelly?

  Were you able to slither into bed and go back to sleep this time?

• 3:50Ant McPartlin?

  I hopped in the bed, much to my wife's annoyance. And to be fair, she was like, oh, I'm not going to watch it. And then I was going, oh, my God. Oh, my God, get in there, son. Because I was just outside the bedroom. So she would hear.

• 4:01Declan Donnelly?

  That's the noise I normally hear from outside.

• 4:03Ant McPartlin?

  Get in there, son. So, yes, she was like, yeah, they need to shut the door. Oh, I need to get a watch.

• 4:10Declan Donnelly?

  Or shut your face.

• 4:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. So one of you, one of us can't be tired tomorrow, really. So.

• 4:14Declan Donnelly?

  So did you watch it on the big telly in the bedroom?

• 4:17Ant McPartlin?

  Not in the bedroom, just outside the bedroom.

• 4:20Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, right, right, right. Exciting.

• 4:22Ant McPartlin?

  It's good. And my youngest daughter probably came in. So she didn't get the text at one o'clock, thankfully, because of the delay. So she came in at the two o'clock text saying, I'm back watching it again. And we watched it together. We ate chocolate.

• 4:37Declan Donnelly?

  In the middle of the night?

• 4:38Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we did.

• 4:39Declan Donnelly?

  Are you mad?

• 4:39Ant McPartlin?

  Actually, it was, it was past the middle of the night. It was three, three fifteen.

• 4:44Declan Donnelly?

  What do you consider to be the middle of the night?

• 4:46Ant McPartlin?

  Well, the middle of the, yeah, well, I suppose that is the middle of the night, yeah. But, I mean, we, we weren't ready for breakfast.

• 4:52Declan Donnelly?

  No, it's the middle of the night.

• 4:53Ant McPartlin?

  We thought like crisps was too savoury.

• 4:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:56Ant McPartlin?

  So we just wanted a bit of something to celebrate.

• 4:58Declan Donnelly?

  You don't eat anything, it's the middle of the night.

• 5:00Ant McPartlin?

  Because we're excited, we're in the room, we're like, oh, we need to nibble on something. Do you know what I mean? You need to, mm. So I had a giant Toblerone, fruit and nut Toblerone, which we polished off. And I accidentally sat in.

• 5:13Declan Donnelly?

  Chocolate?

• 5:13Ant McPartlin?

  A triangle of Toblerone.

• 5:15Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, no.

• 5:16Ant McPartlin?

  And then got up from the cream sofa and.

• 5:20Declan Donnelly?

  It looks like a dirty protest.

• 5:21Ant McPartlin?

  It looked like I'd pooed myself.

• 5:22Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, dear.

• 5:23Ant McPartlin?

  And it's just stuck. And I just had to leave it and come to work today. Without explaining myself. So good luck to whoever finds that.

• 5:31Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 5:32Ant McPartlin?

  Yourself? How did you watch Mexico, England?

• 5:34Declan Donnelly?

  I was away in a hotel with the current Mrs. Donnelly.

• 5:38Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, someone's doing well.

• 5:42Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you, thank you. I was away because I had an early start this morning. I was away doing a thing for a friend.

• 5:49Ant McPartlin?

  You were?

• 5:50Declan Donnelly?

  Doing a graduation party for Wilkes Academy, oh, in, in Swindon.

• 5:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 5:54Declan Donnelly?

  So I did that this morning, which was lovely. But I was in a hotel last night.

• 5:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:58Declan Donnelly?

  So we went out for a very early dinner, got home, watched Brazil versus Norway.

• 6:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 6:03Declan Donnelly?

  Which I thought was a really good game and did not see Norway winning that.

• 6:07Ant McPartlin?

  No, I did not. I did not see Bruno Guajarish missing a penalty.

• 6:10Declan Donnelly?

  No, because I think we all thought that if we beat Mexico, that we beat Brazil in the next round. That's no longer the case. We're, we're playing Norway now. But, so I fell asleep after the Brazil Norway game, which was about 10 o'clock.

• 6:23Ant McPartlin?

  And you set your alarm for 1 o'clock?

• 6:24Declan Donnelly?

  I did not.

• 6:25Ant McPartlin?

  You didn't?

• 6:26Declan Donnelly?

  I thought, I'm just gonna wake up. I'll just wake up.

• 6:29Ant McPartlin?

  I'll just wake up? When do you ever just wake up? My brain will tell me that the kickoff is imminent, so I'll just wake up.

• 6:36Declan Donnelly?

  I thought, I'll just wake up in a bit and I'll put it on. The current Mrs. D said, don't you dare put the TV on. Watch it on your phone with the volume down. Do not wake me under any circumstances.

• 6:44Ant McPartlin?

  Someone's under the thumb.

• 6:47Ant McPartlin?

  And you took my way to a hotel and you're being like this? Unbelievable.

• 6:51Declan Donnelly?

  So I did just wake up.

• 6:53Ant McPartlin?

  What would she do if you'd sat on chocolate on the sofa? You'd be out on your ear.

• 6:56Declan Donnelly?

  Doesn't bear thinking about. So I did just wake up. However, I did just wake up at half past three.

• 7:03Ant McPartlin?

  So you had half an hour left?

• 7:06Declan Donnelly?

  I had slightly less. Well, yeah, I had about half an hour left. So I got my phone quickly and I thought, oh God, I thought I've missed it. I've missed the match. So I looked at the score and it said, uh, Mexico two, England three. Um, a game shaping up to be an all time classic. And I put my phone down and I went, shaping up? It's still on. So I put it on on my phone, turned the volume down, under the sheets I went. And I watched it and

• 7:35Ant McPartlin?

  Did you make any noise?

• 7:36Declan Donnelly?

  No, I didn't make any noise.

• 7:37Ant McPartlin?

  How did you celebrate?

• 7:38Declan Donnelly?

  Well, let me tell, well, let me tell you, I didn't make any noise because by the time I tuned in, all of the goals had been scored.

• 7:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 7:45Declan Donnelly?

  And basically I just got the stressy bit of the final 25 minutes.

• 7:49Ant McPartlin?

  Of balls coming into the box.

• 7:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 7:51Ant McPartlin?

  And Dan Bird.

• 7:52Declan Donnelly?

  Dan Bird, big Dan Bird.

• 7:53Ant McPartlin?

  Heroically heading them away.

• 7:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. Um, so I missed all the good bits, all of the, the goals and I just saw the stressy stuff.

• 8:01Ant McPartlin?

  But when the full time whistle was blown.

• 8:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Ant McPartlin?

  After 11 minutes of extra time.

• 8:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:06Ant McPartlin?

  How did you celebrate?

• 8:06Declan Donnelly?

  I had a little jiggle in the bed to myself.

• 8:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, wow.

• 8:09Declan Donnelly?

  I had a little, a kind of little fist bump and a little good in there.

• 8:13Ant McPartlin?

  Get in there, son.

• 8:14Declan Donnelly?

  Get in there. So then I had to try and go back to sleep after that. So I put my phone away.

• 8:17Ant McPartlin?

  Difficult, wasn't it?

• 8:18Declan Donnelly?

  Very difficult. And also the hotel we were staying in was right next door to a farm.

• 8:23Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 8:23Declan Donnelly?

  So just as I was dropping off about half past four, a cow started, we think, giving birth. Because there, there was a lot of mooing going on and it was quite a, quite an urgent moo. It was like, it was like a cow, like a bovine alarm clock.

• 8:39Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 8:39Declan Donnelly?

  It started going moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

• 8:46Ant McPartlin?

  Might be the cow having sex.

• 8:48Declan Donnelly?

  Get in there, son.

• 8:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 8:50Declan Donnelly?

  Might have been. It was a bit like the, um, the wood pigeon that has now disappeared from my chimney.

• 8:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, right. Okay.

• 8:55Declan Donnelly?

  It was a bit like, so that

• 8:56Ant McPartlin?

  He's had a word. The pigeons floundering had a word. He's staying near you. Get in there, son.

• 9:01Declan Donnelly?

  Moo, moo. So I eventually got back to sleep. Um, but very excited about the next round versus Norway.

• 9:08Ant McPartlin?

  Can't wait.

• 9:08Declan Donnelly?

  Taking place this Saturday.

• 9:11Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, good night though. And then we've got Norway on Saturday.

• 9:13Declan Donnelly?

  Norway.

• 9:14Ant McPartlin?

  Norway.

• 9:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we do.

• 9:16Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, and we can talk about that on next week's pod because we're all in World Cup fever now, right? Yes. Yeah, you've all got it. You've got it. All got a dose.

• 9:24Declan Donnelly?

  It's coming on. That's the first, the first coming on we've heard on the podcast.

• 9:29Ant McPartlin?

  Wonderwall, we should be singing Wonderwall, really.

• 9:33Declan Donnelly?

  We can't, it'll cost loads of money.

• 9:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we can. We can sing On The Ball because that was ours. But not, but not Wonderwall.

• 9:39Declan Donnelly?

  That's free.

• 9:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 9:42Declan Donnelly?

  What's this coming in here? For those of you just listening, a paper plane has urgently arrived.

• 9:49Ant McPartlin?

  And it's a letter from Shaun and Ollie saying, "Hi, Aunt and Dec, loving the podcast. As you requested, Cumbria to step off..."

• 9:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, Cumbria!

• 9:58Ant McPartlin?

  "...a few weeks ago. Well, here we are. After hearing about your promotional pussy, I'm shamelessly..."

• 10:05Declan Donnelly?

  Forgot about that.

• 10:05Ant McPartlin?

  "Do you remember that? You remember? Yeah." I'll say it again because I like saying it. "After hearing about your promotional pussy, I'm shamelessly using my 15-month-old son, Ollie, to promote your podcast."

• 10:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 10:17Ant McPartlin?

  "Here we are with our matching t-shirts during one of my many daily strolls."

• 10:22Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, look! That's a cute t-shirt.

• 10:26Ant McPartlin?

  "Many moons ago, I thought if I ever have a baby boy, I would call him Anthony Declan."

• 10:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, what?

• 10:32Ant McPartlin?

  That's amazing!

• 10:33Declan Donnelly?

  That is amazing.

• 10:33Ant McPartlin?

  But after much thought, I went for something much less obvious and we named him Oliver."

• 10:40Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's still one of my middle names.

• 10:42Ant McPartlin?

  "As a little nod to Declan."

• 10:43Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it is.

• 10:47Ant McPartlin?

  "Much love. Keep up the excellent work. I'd say I was your number one Cumbrian fan." That's, that's just using your son for, to, for promo?

• 11:01Ant McPartlin?

  Like, you're trying to be fa- you're trying to be famous whilst using your son. I take it all back. I take my thanks back. I take everything back.

• 11:08Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 11:08Ant McPartlin?

  He's a cute boy, though, isn't he?

• 11:09Declan Donnelly?

  He is very cute.

• 11:10Ant McPartlin?

  He is cute.

• 11:10Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that is so lovely. I love the t-shirts. They're very good. We should get a job like them.

• 11:15Ant McPartlin?

  See, merch. They've created merch. A 15-month-old boy has got merch and we haven't.

• 11:21Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Ollie.

• 11:22Ant McPartlin?

  Have a word with yourselves.

• 11:23Declan Donnelly?

  You look great. Thank you for that. Yeah, any guerrilla marketing you can do out there, spread the word of the podcast.

• 11:28Ant McPartlin?

  Please do.

• 11:29Declan Donnelly?

  Let us know about it as well. [email protected]. We'll feature them on the pod.

• 11:33Speaker 07

  We've also, the listener's map has populated.

• 11:36Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 11:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 11:38Declan Donnelly?

  Listener's map we haven't done for a few weeks.

• 11:40Ant McPartlin?

  Get it out there for a second. Let's have a look at it. Because it would have been populated.

• 11:46Ant McPartlin?

  That one or the UK one?

• 11:48Speaker 07

  The world's one.

• 11:49Ant McPartlin?

  The world's one. This is the world's map. Map of the world.

• 11:54Declan Donnelly?

  Behold, the map of the world.

• 11:56Ant McPartlin?

  This is the world.

• 11:58Declan Donnelly?

  So this is now where we have listeners all around the world. We've got some new ones here. Liz is listening in Gibraltar.

• 12:06Ant McPartlin?

  Gibraltar?

• 12:08Ant McPartlin?

  Estonia.

• 12:09Declan Donnelly?

  You ever been?

• 12:10Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, yes, I think I have.

• 12:12Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, we have. We have been there. Met the Monkees?

• 12:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 12:15Declan Donnelly?

  Not, not the band?

• 12:16Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, no. Yes, I have met the Monkees, actually.

• 12:19Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:19Ant McPartlin?

  The band.

• 12:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:20Ant McPartlin?

  But, yeah, I've met both.

• 12:22Declan Donnelly?

  Melissa is listening in Madagascar. Where's Madagascar?

• 12:26Ant McPartlin?

  It's King Julien there. Down here.

• 12:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, there it is.

• 12:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. King Julien. He's my favourite ever cartoon character.

• 12:33Declan Donnelly?

  Have you ever been?

• 12:33Ant McPartlin?

  King Julien. I've never been to Madagascar, no. Have you? You'd love to go.

• 12:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that'd be nice. Kerry is listening in Taiwan.

• 12:40Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Kerry.

• 12:41Declan Donnelly?

  Which is over here. Uh, ever been?

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have.

• 12:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 12:45Ant McPartlin?

  We went to Taiwan when we were PJ and Duncan and we, um, we had the best hotel room we'd ever stayed in. Cause up until that point.

• 12:54Declan Donnelly?

  I don't remember this.

• 12:55Ant McPartlin?

  In the UK, you will remember what I say. In the UK, we were like Primarins and Travelodges, right?

• 13:01Declan Donnelly?

  Four-tier travel.

• 13:02Ant McPartlin?

  Four-tier travelodges, but hotels without hair dryers. Which I think we all know from the diary entries.

• 13:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Ant McPartlin?

  But we, we were taking on this tour of the forest and we went to Taiwan and our records must have been selling really well in Taiwan because we checked in this hotel and we went into the lift and we got out on the presidential floor and there was two suites.

• 13:22Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yes.

• 13:23Ant McPartlin?

  Opposite each other. Do you remember?

• 13:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 13:25Ant McPartlin?

  And they were like, these are your presidential suites. We're like, what? And you know, when you look behind you, you think, who are you talking to? Us, PJ and Duncan and a deck. And they were, they were talking to us and they said, these are your rooms. And of course it was like, you know, the massive suites they have in the Hangover movie? When they go to Vegas. It was like that. It was amazing. Brilliant views, like three bathrooms, like loads of bedrooms. And they said, and this is your butler who will be on hand to. Yeah. A butler each for the room.

• 13:56Declan Donnelly?

  I think they each.

• 13:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, a butler for each room standing outside. Your butler will get you anything you need. So I shut the door. Thank you very much. Shut the door. Oh my God, I've got a butler. So I ring from room to room. Have you got a butler? So, yeah, I've got a butler too. What have you asked your butler for? Nothing. I can't think of anything. Okay. So do you know I asked mine for some chocolate? Very on brand. And she went away and about, I'd say, six, seven minutes later, brought me some. Brought me some chocolate. And that was the only thing we asked for for the entire.

• 14:29Declan Donnelly?

  Couldn't think of anything.

• 14:29Ant McPartlin?

  Couldn't think of anything else to ask for. She said, thank you. No problem. I will get you anything you want. I was like, I don't know what I want. She'll know what more things than this.

• 14:37Declan Donnelly?

  I think in the end, we phoned our tour manager and said, can you get them to go away? Because I feel really bad. They just stood there and I can't think of anything.

• 14:44Ant McPartlin?

  We don't need them.

• 14:46Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I do remember that. Maria is listening in Santos in Brazil. Ever been?

• 14:52Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 14:52Declan Donnelly?

  Love to go.

• 14:53Ant McPartlin?

  I'd love to go. Maria, do you have a room for two little geordies? And do you have a long suite and wifi and a big shop? Please, if you do, if you have a near a golf course, if you have all of these things, please get in touch because I'd love to go to Brazil.

• 15:07Declan Donnelly?

  Lorna is listening in Sharm El Sheikh in Egypt.

• 15:10Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:10Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 15:11Ant McPartlin?

  No, I haven't.

• 15:11Declan Donnelly?

  No, I haven't either.

• 15:12Ant McPartlin?

  Never been to Egypt.

• 15:13Declan Donnelly?

  Pav is in Malaysia.

• 15:15Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Pav.

• 15:16Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 15:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 15:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, we loved it in Malaysia. Laura is in Qatar.

• 15:20Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 15:21Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 15:23Ant McPartlin?

  Let me think about this.

• 15:24Declan Donnelly?

  I think you have been.

• 15:25Ant McPartlin?

  I have been. Doha's in Qatar, right?

• 15:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 15:28Ant McPartlin?

  Then, yes, I have.

• 15:29Declan Donnelly?

  I have not.

• 15:31Declan Donnelly?

  Kim is in El Salvador. Ever been?

• 15:34Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 15:34Declan Donnelly?

  No, me neither.

• 15:35Ant McPartlin?

  That sounds like sexy, doesn't it? Where you going this year?

• 15:37Declan Donnelly?

  El Salvador.

• 15:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's the sexy hood in the holiday destination.

• 15:41Declan Donnelly?

  Um, we've got a whole.

• 15:42Ant McPartlin?

  Are we invited there? Are we invited? Does it say invite on any of these?

• 15:45Declan Donnelly?

  None of them.

• 15:45Ant McPartlin?

  Not one of them. Do people not say we're invited when they write in?

• 15:48Speaker 07

  Occasionally.

• 15:49Ant McPartlin?

  Does it not come with it? Can you, if you want us to stay at your house, you've got to put invite next to your name. Because how are we going to know?

• 15:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 15:55Ant McPartlin?

  We can't just turn up.

• 15:56Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a whole bunch of people listening in Canada. Sarah's in Toronto, Bethany's in Edmonton, Lisa's in Arlington, in Virginia, which is in the USA. Linda's in New Westminster, British Columbia. Alison's in Niagara on the lake in Canada. Heidi's in Simcoe. Charlotte's in, oh, no, sorry, Phoebe's in Banff in Canada. All of those guys are listening in Canada, representing. We're going out to Canada soon.

• 16:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we are. Might see them there.

• 16:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, might.

• 16:22Ant McPartlin?

  Come along. We'll be doing some podcasts from there, I'm sure. So come along and see us.

• 16:26Declan Donnelly?

  We've got Charlotte in Basel in Switzerland.

• 16:29Ant McPartlin?

  Basel, I've been to Switzerland, yes.

• 16:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I love Switzerland. And finally, finally, finally tonight. Finally tonight.

• 16:42Ant McPartlin?

  Would you like me to read it?

• 16:43Declan Donnelly?

  I've read them all.

• 16:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, okay.

• 16:44Declan Donnelly?

  I was trying to find one I hadn't read. I've read them all.

• 16:49Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I think we've got quite a big moment coming up because T-Day is approaching.

• 16:55Ant McPartlin?

  T-Day?

• 16:55Declan Donnelly?

  Tattoo Day.

• 16:56Ant McPartlin?

  Tattoo, yes, it is.

• 16:57Declan Donnelly?

  And we need to make our final decisions because we're going to have the tattoo done live on the pod.

• 17:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:05Declan Donnelly?

  Very, very soon.

• 17:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:06Declan Donnelly?

  But we're going away on holiday after this pod.

• 17:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:09Declan Donnelly?

  After, no, next week we're going away on holiday. You're all invited. More about that later. But we need to decide today, we're going to do it when we come back here in the hangout. The beginning of September, end of August, beginning of September?

• 17:21Speaker 07

  Beginning of September.

• 17:22Declan Donnelly?

  Beginning of September.

• 17:24Ant McPartlin?

  Agree, okay.

• 17:25Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we decide?

• 17:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:26Declan Donnelly?

  We're going to decide today. What's he going to have?

• 17:28Ant McPartlin?

  Do I have any new ones, though? Do I have new?

• 17:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 17:31Ant McPartlin?

  I do. Good, good, good. Okay.

• 17:33Declan Donnelly?

  Suggestions.

• 17:34Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 17:34Declan Donnelly?

  And then we'll have our shortlist and you'll have to make a decision today.

• 17:39Ant McPartlin?

  But I'm not going to tell everyone what it is. I'm going to make a decision and then I'm going to put it in an envelope.

• 17:43Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 17:44Ant McPartlin?

  And then we'll find out when it starts getting made.

• 17:47Declan Donnelly?

  Can you hold your lovely body?

• 17:48Ant McPartlin?

  Why, why has he gone all like this? Gone weird. I can hold them, right.

• 17:53Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Caroline, hi Aunt and Deck and gang.

• 17:55Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 17:56Declan Donnelly?

  I've come up with something a bit different because, well, let's just say my artistic talent is the same level as Ant's. So it had to be something that didn't involve drawing. But could this be what Ant has been searching for all along? To be honest, I got the idea from an episode of Columbo.

• 18:12Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 18:13Declan Donnelly?

  The detective series. You know him and his raincoat and his cigar?

• 18:16Ant McPartlin?

  Just one more thing.

• 18:18Declan Donnelly?

  It is musical notes which represent some key things from the podcast and it's also a nod to your time in the music biz. So Ant, is it brillly or is it silly? That's from Caroline.

• 18:29Ant McPartlin?

  Well, what do the notes stand for?

• 18:30Declan Donnelly?

  The notes stand for, it's an A, D, B, G, D, D, E and G. And they stand for Ant, Deck, Bananas, Golf, Deck's Diary, Eggs and Greg.

• 18:44Declan Donnelly?

  Although I think, I think you could change Deck's Diary for just Declan Donnelly. So I'm Deck, Bananas, Golf, Declan Donnelly, Eggs and Gregs.

• 18:54Ant McPartlin?

  Things I love.

• 18:55Declan Donnelly?

  That is fun. You could, you could have it just on your peck.

• 18:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that'd be good, that. Or like to the side there.

• 19:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, yeah, on your ribs.

• 19:02Ant McPartlin?

  That's a good one, like your rib cage, that'd be good there.

• 19:04Declan Donnelly?

  And so you wouldn't have the A, D, you wouldn't have any of that, you'd just have the musical notes.

• 19:08Ant McPartlin?

  And then when people say, what does that mean? You go, I'm Deck, Bananas, Golf, Deck's Diary, Eggs and Gregs.

• 19:15Declan Donnelly?

  Great conversation starter.

• 19:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it would be.

• 19:17Declan Donnelly?

  Do we like it?

• 19:18Ant McPartlin?

  We'd put it on the to-do, put it on the shortlist.

• 19:21Declan Donnelly?

  Well done Caroline. It is not silly, it is brillly. Amelia writes, hello Ant and Deck.

• 19:27Ant McPartlin?

  Hello Amelia.

• 19:27Declan Donnelly?

  Not you guys. My name is Amelia and I'm 10 years old. I live in Newcastle. The tattoo is meant to be you and Ant playing golf as bananas.

• 19:39Declan Donnelly?

  I would rate this show nine out of eight bananas. I hope you have an amazing day. So excited to watch this episode. Respect guys from Amelia.

• 19:46Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, any description of something that starts with, my tattoo is meant to be, kind of means that it's not going to represent, I mean, I can tell they're playing golf.

• 19:58Declan Donnelly?

  A tattoo artist could tidy it up a bit.

• 20:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, they could, they could. You couldn't just lift that from the page and put it on your body.

• 20:04Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, no.

• 20:04Ant McPartlin?

  Because I wouldn't want that.

• 20:05Declan Donnelly?

  No, but it's very good Amelia, but I think it could do with being tidied up a little bit.

• 20:10Ant McPartlin?

  Because they don't look like golf clubs that they're hitting. They look like legs. It looks like the bananas have ripped legs off a human and they are fighting with humans' legs.

• 20:21Declan Donnelly?

  Which is a great conversation starter.

• 20:23Ant McPartlin?

  It is. It's actually not a bad tattoo.

• 20:25Declan Donnelly?

  I like this a lot.

• 20:26Ant McPartlin?

  Killer bananas. Attack of the killer bananas.

• 20:29Declan Donnelly?

  Is it too much like bananas in pyjamas that have just got naked and gone out on a naked golf course? And gone out on a golf course in midnight?

• 20:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, and they've only got one arm each.

• 20:37Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, they've got two arms. They're just very thin.

• 20:40Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, they are very thin. I thought it was one thick arm.

• 20:43Declan Donnelly?

  They're very thin arms.

• 20:44Ant McPartlin?

  Because she's 10, I'm gonna put it on the body.

• 20:47Declan Donnelly?

  Great. Where are we gonna put it?

• 20:49Ant McPartlin?

  Wherever you want to. Put it wherever you want.

• 20:52Declan Donnelly?

  I am going to put it...

• 20:54Ant McPartlin?

  On my thigh.

• 20:55Declan Donnelly?

  On your thigh. Bananas. Naked bananas in pyjamas.

• 20:59Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks, Amelia.

• 20:59Declan Donnelly?

  Bananas in pyjamas have taken off their pyjamas and they've gone playing golf in the middle of the night. Janine writes, "Hi, Aunt Declan Team."

• 21:07Ant McPartlin?

  Hey, Janine.

• 21:08Declan Donnelly?

  "I've attached a tattoo design for Aunt. It depicts a magpie with a golf club eating a banana."

• 21:14Ant McPartlin?

  It's like a weird fever dream. It's like, what is this?

• 21:17Declan Donnelly?

  If he likes it, I could make the golf club a new McLaren club.

• 21:21Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, it's crucial she's a listener. She'll try to swing it, isn't she?

• 21:25Declan Donnelly?

  Love you guys. Love watching the pod from Newcastle. Respect, guys. Janine. Oh, there's a lot going on there, isn't there?

• 21:30Ant McPartlin?

  Janine, there's too much going on for me. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say no to some of them.

• 21:34Declan Donnelly?

  It's a conversation starter, but it's a very short conversation.

• 21:36Ant McPartlin?

  It's a conversation ender as well, isn't it?

• 21:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Thanks, Janine. There's a lot going on, though. It's a lot of thought running through that. This is from Will. "Hi, I'm Declan Team."

• 21:46Declan Donnelly?

  "Here's an idea for a tattoo for Aunt, which not only incorporates his love of the quiet please sign from the famous guy Stop Things, but also proved useful for getting Dec to quiet down when he talks over Aunt. Love the pod. Keep up the good work." If you're just listening, it is a quiet please sign down the inside of your pointy finger. So when you put it up to your lips, it says shush. There's a little quiet sign on the finger.

• 22:09Ant McPartlin?

  That is exceptionally good.

• 22:12Speaker 07

  Yeah, I love that.

• 22:13Ant McPartlin?

  Exceptionally good.

• 22:14Declan Donnelly?

  Do you like it?

• 22:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Can you not tell, Barbie said exceptionally good?

• 22:19Declan Donnelly?

  One place for this.

• 22:20Ant McPartlin?

  On the hand. Oh, you've got quite a good collection now, haven't you?

• 22:24Declan Donnelly?

  We have.

• 22:25Ant McPartlin?

  We have.

• 22:25Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, and we have our final, final design.

• 22:29Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 22:30Declan Donnelly?

  For you to consider. Hi, Ant. Finally, a good idea. Why not?

• 22:35Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 22:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. This is from Holly from Sheffield. She says, finally, a good idea. Why not pick the first ever episode of Hanging Out and turn it into an audio waveform circle?

• 22:50Declan Donnelly?

  It has the symmetrical look you are so passionate about. It's black and white and fits with your other tattoos. The circle is everlasting. To create it, audio is analysed and the waveform is wrapped around a circle. Every peak and quiet section is represented, so it's unique to that exact episode. The first episode of Hanging Out with Ant and Dec.

• 23:08Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a gog.

• 23:10Declan Donnelly?

  Are you?

• 23:10Ant McPartlin?

  My mouth is open. I'm really surprised, but which one is it?

• 23:14Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know.

• 23:16Ant McPartlin?

  There's six.

• 23:17Declan Donnelly?

  I think, um, I think it's all of them. I think all of them are the first, but just in different.

• 23:23Ant McPartlin?

  Forms.

• 23:24Declan Donnelly?

  Forms.

• 23:25Ant McPartlin?

  My mouth was open throughout the whole of that reading. I was a gog.

• 23:29Declan Donnelly?

  Holly, he was a gog.

• 23:30Ant McPartlin?

  Holly, you made me a gog.

• 23:32Declan Donnelly?

  Right, that is it. That is all your designs.

• 23:35Ant McPartlin?

  It's somewhere. I'll be honest, I was, I was hoping for more of a difficult choice, if I'm honest. Cause there's someone there that which I'll, you know, easily discount. Cause I've been coming into work, doing the podcast. I've looked at that torso and I've like, I would not like to see that on my body for the rest of my life. And that, do you remember? This is gonna stay on there. I'm not gonna get it removed. It's gonna be on there for forever. So I've got to think very hard, think very cleverly about which one it's gonna be. And I don't want a joke to run thin.

• 24:10Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 24:10Ant McPartlin?

  You know, like some of them are funny, which I like, and they've, they've raised a smile, but will that, will that, will that weaken over the?

• 24:18Declan Donnelly?

  It's like wearing a, um.

• 24:19Ant McPartlin?

  The years.

• 24:20Declan Donnelly?

  Like wearing a T-shirt with a funny slogan on it.

• 24:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 24:22Declan Donnelly?

  It's like when you first go to a party and it goes, a great T-shirt. And by the end, like, there's the guy in the.

• 24:27Ant McPartlin?

  He has that knob in the T-shirt again. Cause that's what they say about you, Lola. I'm sorry.

• 24:34Declan Donnelly?

  So.

• 24:35Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 24:36Declan Donnelly?

  Over to you.

• 24:36Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 24:38Declan Donnelly?

  There we are, that's the, you've got the torso.

• 24:41Ant McPartlin?

  This is very difficult because it's between four, which is probably more than you think. Uh, now I don't wanna give away where I picked it, from which part of the body, so let me lie on the ground.

• 24:51Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I've put them all in the middle now, so you don't, you don't.

• 24:56Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit unnecessary, this.

• 24:58Ant McPartlin?

  That's the envelope.

• 25:01Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit over the top.

• 25:03Ant McPartlin?

  There you go.

• 25:05Declan Donnelly?

  So the win in design is in this envelope. We will open it

• 25:11Declan Donnelly?

  when we're back here after holidays, beginning of September, which is when we will do the tat, which will be T-Day.

• 25:19Ant McPartlin?

  And the reason why we've gotta wait so long is because we've gotta licence this studio as a tattoo parlor. That's the truth, because otherwise it wouldn't be legal. And we like to be.

• 25:28Declan Donnelly?

  Illegal.

• 25:29Ant McPartlin?

  Above and.

• 25:30Declan Donnelly?

  Everything above board.

• 25:31Ant McPartlin?

  Above the board.

• 25:31Declan Donnelly?

  We like everything to be above board around here.

• 25:33Speaker 07

  It does mean afterwards, anyone else who wants a tattoo can just pop by.

• 25:37Ant McPartlin?

  That's a good idea. Yeah. Anyone else want a tattoo?

• 25:39Declan Donnelly?

  So if you're out there and you want a tattoo, feel free to pop by.

• 25:45Declan Donnelly?

  No, don't come by. Please don't.

• 25:48Declan Donnelly?

  This next segment is sponsored by Santander, who understand that heading to university is a big moment, and it's often the small, practical things that can make the biggest difference. Time for another Agony Santander, and this one is a student edition. Dear Agony Santander, I'm going into my second year of uni in September. This summer has been brilliant. New friends, good times, no complaints.

• 26:13Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 26:13Declan Donnelly?

  Except.

• 26:13Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 26:15Declan Donnelly?

  My friend group has just announced they're all going to Ibiza in August.

• 26:18Ant McPartlin?

  Woohoo.

• 26:19Declan Donnelly?

  Group chat, flights found, everyone in.

• 26:22Ant McPartlin?

  Perfect.

• 26:22Declan Donnelly?

  I want to go so badly. I'd be gutted to miss it, but I also said at the start of the summer I was gonna use these months to get ahead on my dissertation, save for my second year at uni and not just blow everything on a holiday. I know if I go, I'll have an amazing time and absolutely zero regrets on the beach. I also know I'll come back in September, haven't done none of the work I promised myself I do, have next to nothing in my bank account and I'll spend the first month of the second year in complete panic. Both versions of me feel completely right in the moment. How do I choose from Ellie? That's a little angel and a little devil on the shoulder there, isn't it?

• 26:59Ant McPartlin?

  Go with the most fun option, surely. And I'm always one for, you know, be a little bit more pragmatic about it, but let's face it. You know, they're going to Ibiza, man. This is your whole friendship group, you've said it there, everyone, the hotels are booked, the flights are booked. Go!

• 27:17Declan Donnelly?

  However, is this gonna give her anxiety for the first part of her second year?

• 27:24Ant McPartlin?

  Only you can answer that, Ellie, I'm afraid. Only you can answer whether it's gonna give you anxiety or not. And getting ahead of the game is, if you need to...

• 27:34Declan Donnelly?

  If you're struggling.

• 27:35Ant McPartlin?

  If you're struggling, then you might need to do that. Ibiza sounds fun, all right?

• 27:40Declan Donnelly?

  Is there a middle ground here?

• 27:43Ant McPartlin?

  I don't see how, Jack.

• 27:45Declan Donnelly?

  Well, is there? Could you go for part of the trip?

• 27:47Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe.

• 27:47Declan Donnelly?

  Could you go for part of the time in Ibiza?

• 27:49Ant McPartlin?

  Well, if you're gonna go for the part of it, you wanna go for the first part.

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 27:52Ant McPartlin?

  Go for the first part and then once it starts to get a bit messy, everyone getting a bit tired, then just why don't you just fly back after a week? If you're going for two weeks, do a week and come home.

• 28:00Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, or if it's a week, do four days. Whatever it is, you just don't wanna feel anxious in September, October.

• 28:07Ant McPartlin?

  Nah.

• 28:07Declan Donnelly?

  But if you know that, if you know that's a price worth paying, then you could go, look, I know I'm gonna have to really knuckle down in September, October and get ahead of things, so I'm gonna really enjoy the moment, but I'm gonna have to knuckle down then.

• 28:22Ant McPartlin?

  And also find out what DJs are on, because if they're really good, then it's worth staying out.

• 28:27Declan Donnelly?

  Go to Ibiza.

• 28:30Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, hit me again.

• 28:31Declan Donnelly?

  Right, last one for today. This is from Janet. Dear Agnian Tandeh, my son started his apprenticeship last September and moved away from home for the first time.

• 28:42Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 28:44Declan Donnelly?

  He's doing brilliantly.

• 28:44Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 28:45Declan Donnelly?

  His employer loves him, he's grown in confidence every week and I genuinely couldn't be prouder. But with all this good, it is tinged with a real sense of loss. My nest is now empty.

• 28:57Declan Donnelly?

  Janet. I know that's the whole point of growing up. You move out and start the next stage, but the house feels different without him in it. Even just the small things like not hearing him come in late or having to remind him to put his shoes away. He calls when he can and I try not to text him too much. He's also only a train ride away, I know that, but some weeks it feels further. My husband says I just need to give him space and trust that we've raised him well, which I know is right. I just don't know how much space is the right amount of space. I don't want to smother him, but I also don't want him to think I've stopped caring. How do you find the balance from Janet? Janet, my heart breaks for you.

• 29:33Ant McPartlin?

  It's tough, Janet.

• 29:34Declan Donnelly?

  First of all, can I just say? He will never, ever, ever think you've stopped caring. He will always know that you care and you're there. So you can put that one to bed straight away.

• 29:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's difficult, isn't it? Because.

• 29:48Declan Donnelly?

  Do you know what I think? I think you've got to put yourself in his shoes a bit and remember how you were at his age. When you couldn't wait to get away from home and start your life. And what an exciting time of your life it was. And how many ambitions you had and what you were going to do when you had that freedom. And now that's where he is. He's at one of the most exciting times of his life and he knows you're there. He knows you care, but he is off on the next chapter of his life. And all you have to do is be supportive and be there for him and make sure he knows that you're there.

• 30:22Ant McPartlin?

  And the biggest bit of advice is don't take it personally. Just love, care for him like it sounds like you're doing, so it will get better.

• 30:32Declan Donnelly?

  And do you know what? Don't worry about texting him too much. You can never text him too much. Just the text to tell him that you're there and you're around and just how things are at home. He will read it. He probably won't reply, but.

• 30:45Ant McPartlin?

  But you've sent it.

• 30:46Declan Donnelly?

  But you've sent it and he will read it and it's there and he knows that you're there. So trust your instincts. Think you're doing it all right and he's just a train ride away.

• 30:54Ant McPartlin?

  He is.

• 30:54Declan Donnelly?

  He's not on the other side of the world. And actually, Janet, on that note, tell him to look into the Santander Edge student current account.

• 31:02Ant McPartlin?

  Because it comes with a free four-year, eighteen to twenty-five rail card worth a hundred. Hundred and fifteen pounds.

• 31:08Declan Donnelly?

  That's a third off train fares across Britain. And if he's just a train ride away, that's one less excuse for him to come home, isn't it? See Janet.

• 31:15Ant McPartlin?

  And there's more to it than just a rail card. There's an interest free arranged overdraft for the tough moments, free cash withdrawals abroad and everyday savings through boosts at places like Trainline and Just Eat.

• 31:27Declan Donnelly?

  So it's a proper little toolkit for someone finding their feet, which sounds exactly like what he needs.

• 31:33Ant McPartlin?

  And that's what Santander understands. Heading off to university or starting an apprenticeship is one of those big moments in life. And it's often the small practical things that make the biggest difference.

• 31:44Declan Donnelly?

  Just visit santander.co.uk or search Santander Edge Student Current Account.

• 31:49Ant McPartlin?

  Santander, it starts here.

• 31:52Declan Donnelly?

  Now over to the hecklers' corner for the Ts and the Cs.

• 31:55Ant McPartlin?

  Hecklers!

• 31:56Speaker 01

  Ts and Cs. Must be eighteen plus, living in the UK permanently and studying for an undergraduate course or Level four to seven apprenticeship. You'll need to provide proof of study when you apply for the account, paying at least five hundred pounds every four months. Credit is subject to status. Ts and Cs applies.

• 32:13Declan Donnelly?

  Did you go to uni Fiona?

• 32:15Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 32:16Declan Donnelly?

  What a waste of money.

• 32:20Ant McPartlin?

  I was asked about my spending ban on Saturday night at a party.

• 32:23Declan Donnelly?

  All right.

• 32:23Ant McPartlin?

  At a barbecue we went to. It was a birthday party and this woman bound over to me, she's like, I'm a big fan of the podcast. I was like, oh, thank you very much. How's the spending ban going? I went, uh, how many bananas you got now? It was a bit of a whirlwind of questions and I'd just got there.

• 32:38Ant McPartlin?

  So I told her some news, which now it's out there.

• 32:44Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on, I've got my bananas out here. Am I putting these back away again?

• 32:48Ant McPartlin?

  I might have to come clean to you all.

• 32:52Declan Donnelly?

  Uh oh.

• 32:52Ant McPartlin?

  The spending ban is over.

• 32:56Ant McPartlin?

  I have spent money.

• 33:01Ant McPartlin?

  Was it worth it? Well, this is the question. So I said this to her. I was like, well, I said, I did buy something today. I said, it is the summer. I did say till the summer. So I think I can get away with it. And she said, but is it necessary?

• 33:15Declan Donnelly?

  She's good.

• 33:16Ant McPartlin?

  Which proved like she was a really good listener. I said, well, they are necessary.

• 33:21Declan Donnelly?

  They are necessary. He's spent, he's, he's gone big here. What have you gone for?

• 33:26Ant McPartlin?

  I'll show you. I'll show you just to see if it's worth it. So I bought, I spent my hard earned money on these yellow trainers. What do we think? Banana inspired, obviously. Very summary. You wouldn't really rock them in the winter months, but in the summer. Yeah, I'm all for that.

• 33:49Declan Donnelly?

  Really not necessary. Unnecessary.

• 33:54Ant McPartlin?

  See, I'm not. The fact that you're disappointed means I'm very pointed in me.

• 34:01Declan Donnelly?

  When, when this all started and when we were continuing with it, I didn't think they would be the thing to break the spending ban.

• 34:09Ant McPartlin?

  Well, they're banana themed. So, you know, I was given bananas. Well, I didn't spend, but now I've spent.

• 34:15Declan Donnelly?

  Banana shoes.

• 34:16Ant McPartlin?

  Banana shoes. Yeah. Worth it, right?

• 34:22Ant McPartlin?

  They're cool. They're cool. You will, you will wear them. I'm not, I'm not wearing them today. I'm keeping them for my holidays, which we will go on holiday next week.

• 34:28Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we are.

• 34:29Ant McPartlin?

  So it is, you know.

• 34:30Declan Donnelly?

  You're all invited, by the way. More on that later.

• 34:32Ant McPartlin?

  The time is nigh. It was about time I spent something because I said till the summer and we're going holiday the end of this week even. Yeah. So I can pack them in my case carefully because I'm an expert packer.

• 34:43Declan Donnelly?

  Will you put them in a shoe bag? Because they're new.

• 34:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 34:45Declan Donnelly?

  I do that too.

• 34:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 34:47Declan Donnelly?

  Um, so you do have, how many, ten bananas?

• 34:51Ant McPartlin?

  Let's see what I got.

• 34:52Declan Donnelly?

  Does he, does he get to keep these?

• 34:54Ant McPartlin?

  Of course I get to keep it. This is, this is what I, this is the sacrifices I made over the last one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 weeks. That's 10 weeks of not buying myself anything. That is pretty good.

• 35:10Speaker 07

  And if you've got 10 bananas, it does open the Heckless Corner Shop.

• 35:14Ant McPartlin?

  Are you open today?

• 35:15Speaker 07

  We are.

• 35:16Ant McPartlin?

  Well, now I'm in the spending mood, guys. Get me some stuff.

• 35:21Speaker 07

  All right, we've got a hedgehog, one from a church fair.

• 35:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's a very shortbiz hedgehog.

• 35:28Ant McPartlin?

  It's a very shortbiz hedgehog. It's very sparkly. It's knitted, got a little knitted face. That's very cute. How many bananas is this worth?

• 35:37Speaker 07

  Seven.

• 35:37Ant McPartlin?

  Seven? For this bit of crap?

• 35:40Speaker 07

  We've got a radio, portable radio. I'm not sure if it works. Might need new batteries.

• 35:45Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 35:46Ant McPartlin?

  That is, that is pretty good. Ah, it's a world radio. So I could take this out of my holders.

• 35:51Declan Donnelly?

  I could have done with that under the covers last night.

• 35:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you could have. I know she would have heard that.

• 35:54Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, she would have heard it, yeah.

• 35:55Ant McPartlin?

  Visuals are better.

• 35:56Speaker 07

  A holiday fridge magnet. It's pretty ugly from Gran Canaria. Someone gave me that. I don't want it.

• 36:01Declan Donnelly?

  Now, yeah, I think this is weird. People are buying you fridge magnets. Fridge magnets are all about you go and get a fridge magnet for places to commemorate places you've been. It doesn't work if people buy you places that they've been.

• 36:12Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 36:12Declan Donnelly?

  Agreed?

• 36:13Speaker 07

  Yeah. Have you been to Gran Canaria?

• 36:14Ant McPartlin?

  Is that based, is that based on your foot? Because there's something wrong with your big toe and I haven't checked out. And I know.

• 36:19Declan Donnelly?

  I think you've got circulation problems judging by that.

• 36:22Speaker 07

  It's like Dexplums.

• 36:25Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 36:26Speaker 07

  Your feet. You'll pick your feet.

• 36:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, God. Sorry.

• 36:30Ant McPartlin?

  And his testicles.

• 36:32Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry, we all had a late night last night.

• 36:34Ant McPartlin?

  So it's a, it's a no, it's a no.

• 36:36Speaker 07

  We've got this framed picture of an Afghan hound with sunglasses on.

• 36:42Declan Donnelly?

  That is cute.

• 36:42Ant McPartlin?

  Guys, you can't just come on and get rid of all your crap. Is there anything to eat? I'm starving. The last meal I had was tubular and a friend.

• 36:50Speaker 07

  Lola ate it.

• 36:51Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 36:52Speaker 07

  Yeah, we ate it, sorry. This white cat.

• 36:56Declan Donnelly?

  That looks very James Bond. Spin around and go, ah, I've been expecting you. Watch.

• 37:03Ant McPartlin?

  I've been expecting you.

• 37:06Declan Donnelly?

  I would, I would, I would buy that, just to see if you could do that at home, when people come in.

• 37:11Speaker 07

  Um, we've got you a little bit of poolside reading for while you're away on holiday.

• 37:16Ant McPartlin?

  The Tale of Jemima Puddledough.

• 37:18Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's yours, isn't it?

• 37:20Ant McPartlin?

  That's definitely yours.

• 37:21Speaker 07

  And also this disposable camera full of photos, actually of you, that we haven't got developed yet.

• 37:27Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, see, if it was empty, I would have went for this. Then I could have.

• 37:30Declan Donnelly?

  How many's left in it?

• 37:31Speaker 07

  Left for you to take, and then you can develop them.

• 37:35Ant McPartlin?

  Done off, done off there is.

• 37:36Declan Donnelly?

  Let me see.

• 37:37Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on. Nah, I'll let you do all the hard work on that. Anything else?

• 37:42Speaker 07

  One more.

• 37:42Ant McPartlin?

  One more?

• 37:43Speaker 07

  A golf ball from Holy Moly.

• 37:46Ant McPartlin?

  This, this is from our show, Holy Moly.

• 37:48Speaker 07

  I stole it for you.

• 37:49Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I've got one. They gave me one for hosting the show. In fact, I had two.

• 37:55Speaker 07

  Oh, you've got proof.

• 37:57Ant McPartlin?

  Or have I? Depends if I buy it or not. So, I suppose I have to, do I have to spend me bananas this way?

• 38:04Speaker 07

  No, yes, we're gonna be, we're closing.

• 38:06Declan Donnelly?

  I was closing downstairs. Everything must go.

• 38:09Speaker 07

  Anything, anything there you want, you need for your trip?

• 38:12Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, there's nothing there I need for the trip, other than the world radio.

• 38:15Speaker 07

  As I say, it doesn't work.

• 38:17Ant McPartlin?

  But if I put new batteries in it, would it work?

• 38:20Declan Donnelly?

  Sold the scene.

• 38:22Ant McPartlin?

  Sold the scene. Yeah, this bit of a risk. I might buy, I might buy this.

• 38:28Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 38:29Ant McPartlin?

  The showbiz hedgehog!

• 38:33Ant McPartlin?

  And you're gonna have all of the bananas, because I'm sure I won't be able to buy anything with three. Because you said it was seven bananas, right? Seven bananas.

• 38:41Speaker 07

  Throw in the camera for the extra three.

• 38:42Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no, you can deal with the camera. That me, that means you'll have to get it developed, because it's your job.

• 38:50Ant McPartlin?

  Scott felt very Alan Partridge there, because it's your job. Okay, well, I'm gonna put the hedgehog right here. Do you remind me, you can't do it, Ant. You can't go ten weeks without spending, Ant.

• 39:02Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, Taylor Swift got married?

• 39:04Declan Donnelly?

  Did she?

• 39:04Ant McPartlin?

  Did she?

• 39:05Declan Donnelly?

  Well, this is the thing. So I know, like, the news was saying Taylor Swift got married. I haven't seen any pictures or anything. Have I just not, have I missed it as it passed me by? Or has there not much been out there?

• 39:14Ant McPartlin?

  I reckon because it was at Madison Square Gardens, I reckon there's a big magazine deal. And what they do is like, they put all of the kind of hoarding up there on this so you can get behind it in a dress. And nobody, none of the public gets to see.

• 39:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 39:28Ant McPartlin?

  That's what it'll be. And Madison Square Gardens is obviously enclosed, so you can't fly over the top of it and shoot down.

• 39:34Declan Donnelly?

  Funny place to have a wedding, isn't it, Madison Square Gardens?

• 39:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's not, you wouldn't, it's not the holiest of sites, is it? Madison Square Gardens. It's not though. Do you know how few people have been saying they're not actually married?

• 39:45Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 39:46Ant McPartlin?

  That's going around, that people are saying.

• 39:48Declan Donnelly?

  Is that a thing?

• 39:49Ant McPartlin?

  It wasn't actually a wedding, yeah.

• 39:50Declan Donnelly?

  Is that an actual thing?

• 39:51Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I'm not, I'm not saying it, Deck. Don't have a go at me, guys.

• 39:55Declan Donnelly?

  Ooh.

• 39:55Ant McPartlin?

  Some people are.

• 39:56Speaker 07

  Because there's no evidence.

• 39:57Ant McPartlin?

  Because there's no evidence.

• 39:58Speaker 07

  But then what did happen?

• 40:00Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I don't know. Don't ask me. I'm not the guy saying it. Do you mind, Matt?

• 40:04Declan Donnelly?

  Well, something happened in there. Of course, there's gonna be no evidence if there's a big magazine deal.

• 40:07Ant McPartlin?

  That's my point. I think that's what it is.

• 40:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, I'm sure they did get married.

• 40:10Ant McPartlin?

  I think it's more likely that it's a big magazine deal and we'll find out next week. And hello, magazine.

• 40:16Declan Donnelly?

  Stay tuned for that. I'm very excited.

• 40:18Speaker 07

  It's gonna be a documentary.

• 40:19Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, do you think it's a documentary?

• 40:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, magazine deals are big kind of 2005.

• 40:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, right.

• 40:26Declan Donnelly?

  Like, she doesn't need, she's got more money than God. She doesn't need any more money from a magazine deal. It's something else.

• 40:31Ant McPartlin?

  When they do that, those magazine deals, they say it's not about the money. It's about doing it properly. I don't know, I've never done one. No, I wouldn't do one.

• 40:42Declan Donnelly?

  We got, we both got offered magazine deals for our weddings.

• 40:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we did get offered, but we turned them down flat.

• 40:49Declan Donnelly?

  Can't tell you which magazine.

• 40:49Ant McPartlin?

  Can't tell you which magazine, but we said no.

• 40:51Declan Donnelly?

  Horse and Hound.

• 40:53Ant McPartlin?

  Viz, Viz magazine. Lupino.

• 41:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, Dennis the Manist- he wanted to come.

• 41:07Speaker 07

  A lot of people really enjoyed you not being able to tell the difference. Well, our misunderstanding of know the.

• 41:13Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 41:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 41:15Speaker 07

  And we've come up with a little game. Would you like to play?

• 41:18Declan Donnelly?

  A know the game?

• 41:19Speaker 07

  It's called Oh No, It's the Know The Game.

• 41:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Oh No, It's the Know The Game.

• 41:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, it's the know, yes.

• 41:23Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, No, it's the know the game.

• 41:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we would like to play that game, yes.

• 41:26Speaker 07

  Okay, I'm gonna name some things and you have to tell me if there's a the or know the.

• 41:29Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 41:30Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 41:30Declan Donnelly?

  Know the, know the.

• 41:32Speaker 07

  Ready?

• 41:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 41:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 41:34Speaker 07

  Ant versus deck. Oh, sorry. Deck versus ant.

• 41:38Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you.

• 41:38Speaker 07

  For copyright reasons.

• 41:41Speaker 07

  Okay, beetles, the or know the?

• 41:43Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 41:45Speaker 07

  Correct. Traitors, the or know the?

• 41:49Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 41:51Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 41:51Speaker 07

  Correct. Arctic monkeys.

• 41:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, oh, that's a tricky one.

• 41:58Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 42:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, the.

• 42:02Speaker 07

  Know the.

• 42:05Speaker 07

  Da Vinci Code.

• 42:09Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 42:09Ant McPartlin?

  The.

• 42:10Speaker 07

  Correct. Eagles.

• 42:13Declan Donnelly?

  Ooh. Hotel California? Um.

• 42:19Ant McPartlin?

  This is good.

• 42:20Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 42:21Ant McPartlin?

  This is, well, just try and get a point back. I'm gonna do the opposite and say yes, the.

• 42:27Speaker 07

  Know the.

• 42:27Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, balls!

• 42:30Speaker 07

  Pixies.

• 42:31Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 42:32Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 42:33Speaker 07

  Know the.

• 42:33Declan Donnelly?

  Ah!

• 42:34Ant McPartlin?

  I knew that one. Right, I've got a point back. Still point down.

• 42:37Speaker 07

  X Factor.

• 42:38Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 42:39Declan Donnelly?

  The.

• 42:40Speaker 07

  The.

• 42:40Ant McPartlin?

  Is there?

• 42:41Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 42:42Speaker 07

  The X Factor. Last of us.

• 42:44Ant McPartlin?

  No, I never called it that.

• 42:45Declan Donnelly?

  Ooh, this is a good one. Um, the.

• 42:49Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 42:50Speaker 07

  The.

• 42:51Ant McPartlin?

  Eh, really?

• 42:53Speaker 07

  Lord of the Flies.

• 42:54Declan Donnelly?

  Ooh. Know the.

• 42:57Ant McPartlin?

  Know the.

• 42:58Speaker 07

  Know the.

• 42:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 42:59Speaker 07

  And the last one, Terminator.

• 43:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, the.

• 43:03Declan Donnelly?

  Know the.

• 43:04Speaker 07

  Yes, the.

• 43:07Ant McPartlin?

  Where does that put the, where does that put the scores?

• 43:09Declan Donnelly?

  I had a good run there.

• 43:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you did have a good run.

• 43:11Speaker 07

  Last of the scores, eight, six, two, deck.

• 43:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah!

• 43:15Ant McPartlin?

  Good game, though. The real winner here is the listener. Let's face it. It's not deck, because that is a good play on game.

• 43:24Declan Donnelly?

  I'm glad I chose today to wear a woolly jumper.

• 43:27Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I know. It's very on-brand though, very on-theme for the England game, but very hat.

• 43:32Declan Donnelly?

  But very woolly. It's a bad choice. Oh.

• 43:36Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, there's a package just been left at the door. It's like when Amazon just leave it at your gate.

• 43:41Declan Donnelly?

  They've just left it, took a picture of it and they're gone.

• 43:43Ant McPartlin?

  Took a picture and they've left. Yeah, thanks, couldn't help, you know. You know, this is, don't you? This is a box of trainers. A box of customised trainers.

• 43:54Declan Donnelly?

  Is it time for?

• 43:54Ant McPartlin?

  They're back. It's time for Team Sky Swap Things. Team Sky Swap Things, yeah. Now, I can't put them on the table. They're okay in the box because they haven't been worn, but they have been...

• 44:10Declan Donnelly?

  Customised.

• 44:10Ant McPartlin?

  Customised.

• 44:11Declan Donnelly?

  Now, you might remember quite a few weeks ago now, I brought in my Rizzle Kicks style Adidas Torsion Bar lovely trainers that I've never worn and decided to swap them. Then realised they were £400. Tried drastically and unsuccessfully to claw them back. Have not been able to do that. Sent them off to get personalised

• 44:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 44:33Declan Donnelly?

  by a brilliant artist and then we're going to swap them now that they've been customised.

• 44:38Ant McPartlin?

  Well, we've got them back and the artist has sent the letter saying, Dear Tony Mack, Double Decker and Heckless Corner. Hey. Just wanted to put a quick note together to show my appreciation for the opportunity to put these shoes together. My Saturday mornings growing up were always started with an early morning get up to make sure I didn't miss a minute of SMTV live. I even used to stick notes on my wall by my bed to remind us to wake up instead of falling back to sleep.

• 45:05Declan Donnelly?

  That's what I should have done for the football.

• 45:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, three should have done. Clocks and alarms weren't my strong point at this age.

• 45:10Declan Donnelly?

  Me neither.

• 45:10Ant McPartlin?

  And as everyone else my age, I've grown up watching Ant and Dec on some of the most entertaining shows ever to appear on Saturday night TV.

• 45:17Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, what?

• 45:17Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a celebrity, Britain's Got Talent, Saturday Night Takeaway, et cetera. I sent my email on a whim with very little expectation of ever getting a reply. So having the opportunity to work in front of national treasures. Not our words, the words of Dan Lee. It's been an absolute rollercoaster of joy and gratitude. Nice, isn't it?

• 45:38Declan Donnelly?

  That's really nice.

• 45:39Ant McPartlin?

  Now, it's got something like Dan Lee, it is.

• 45:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Dan Lee, yeah.

• 45:42Ant McPartlin?

  And there's some design notes. Shall I read these?

• 45:44Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 45:45Ant McPartlin?

  On the shoes, I've included two port grids from episodes that I absolutely love. The banana record attempt is the episode that got me hooked. I've also included the legendary eight banana rating system and have modestly rated my own work. Above the bananas, you will see two separate phrases that have absolutely cracked each one of you up. And I hope that looking at these shoes keeps those giggles alive.

• 46:06Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 46:08Ant McPartlin?

  On the inside angle of the shoes, I've included the iconic wonky donkey. And of course, the crown and cloak of challenge hand. Last but not least, the belter box logo on the tongue. Love, appreciation and respect, guys. Dan.

• 46:23Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Dan, you're a star.

• 46:26Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, shall we get them out?

• 46:28Declan Donnelly?

  Can we see them?

• 46:31Ant McPartlin?

  There we go, here's one.

• 46:35Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my gosh.

• 46:36Ant McPartlin?

  And here's the other one.

• 46:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, hold on, side by side. You want that one, actually, because that's the left foot and this is the right foot. So there you go, you've got the bananas across the strap, the toe strap. You've got me, my record-breaking banana attempt. Um, you laughing at the record-breaking banana attempt?

• 46:54Declan Donnelly?

  Oh no, that's an Easter one. I've got me Easter ears on.

• 46:56Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, good, good, good, good. We've got the hanging out logo on there. Uh, oh look what, look what's on the ankle straps.

• 47:03Declan Donnelly?

  Sexy and nice, another.

• 47:05Ant McPartlin?

  Another sexy and nice. Where's Wonky Donkey?

• 47:07Declan Donnelly?

  There's Wonky Donkey.

• 47:08Ant McPartlin?

  There's Wonky Donkey.

• 47:09Declan Donnelly?

  On the inside.

• 47:09Ant McPartlin?

  And there's the challenge hand crown and cape.

• 47:11Declan Donnelly?

  These are great, Dan.

• 47:13Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God, Dan, these are so collectible now. We're just going to give them away?

• 47:16Declan Donnelly?

  I know.

• 47:17Ant McPartlin?

  What were thinking?

• 47:18Declan Donnelly?

  Well, we promised we would and that we shall.

• 47:20Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, well, you hold on and don't put them on the table. That's bad luck.

• 47:23Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 47:23Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, and I'll get out some potential swaps for these.

• 47:26Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 47:26Ant McPartlin?

  Of course, you don't have to swap them, remember? Even though Dan's customised them, you can always say no. Then you've still got that in your locker.

• 47:35Declan Donnelly?

  But I have to swap them at some point. It will only roll over. I can't take them back now.

• 47:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, no, you can't take them back.

• 47:40Declan Donnelly?

  No, I'm committed to giving them away.

• 47:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but you don't have to do it today, is what I'm saying. So we can just roll over. Okay. If you recall, if you don't recall, I'll explain, we did have previous swaps for these. It was the wooden map from Sarah, there it is.

• 47:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 47:56Ant McPartlin?

  The deck of cards that have an ant on them.

• 47:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 48:00Ant McPartlin?

  From Lily, which I think you loved them, didn't you? If I remember rightly, you really liked the ant cards. And it's a deck, and a deck, remember?

• 48:08Declan Donnelly?

  Deck of ants.

• 48:10Ant McPartlin?

  The distinguished pig and bikini pig from Amber.

• 48:14Declan Donnelly?

  Sexy pig.

• 48:15Speaker 07

  I love that pig.

• 48:17Ant McPartlin?

  Or the 3D printed tap shoes in crystal from Hannah, which they would set this desk off a treat.

• 48:24Declan Donnelly?

  I can see them, just about here.

• 48:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:27Declan Donnelly?

  Behind us.

• 48:28Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, I don't think they're made yet. I think that's a mock-up and only if we swap will they get made.

• 48:34Declan Donnelly?

  So have we got any new swaps in?

• 48:35Ant McPartlin?

  Declan, we've got a bundle, I'm gonna get straight into them. Swap one. First, it says, hi, Ant and Declan team. I have an offer of a swap for Dex and his shoes. Lo and behold, here is the wonderful golden flamingo. I offer this as a swap as I believe this has what it takes and would look outstanding sitting on their shelves. Dearest regards, Jamie R. from Scotland. Signs are off well.

• 49:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 49:03Ant McPartlin?

  Dearest regards.

• 49:04Declan Donnelly?

  Dearest regards. I've not heard that before.

• 49:06Ant McPartlin?

  Dearest regards.

• 49:07Declan Donnelly?

  Dearest regards.

• 49:08Ant McPartlin?

  Dearest regards, Jamie R. from Scotland.

• 49:11Declan Donnelly?

  So Jamie says it's the gold flamingo, like it's the gold flamingo.

• 49:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's the. Have you seen another?

• 49:19Declan Donnelly?

  No, I suppose I haven't.

• 49:20Ant McPartlin?

  I haven't. So.

• 49:22Declan Donnelly?

  This is the only one.

• 49:23Ant McPartlin?

  It's the, it's the gold flamingo. Yeah.

• 49:26Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. I'm a little underwhelmed.

• 49:28Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, that's a shame.

• 49:29Declan Donnelly?

  With the, with the golden flamingo.

• 49:31Ant McPartlin?

  Just going back to Jamie R., now I've got a pen in my hand.

• 49:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 49:34Ant McPartlin?

  Is that, is that maybe? The golden flamingo, the golden flamingo.

• 49:40Declan Donnelly?

  The one and only golden flamingo.

• 49:42Ant McPartlin?

  Is there a the? Is there a the?

• 49:46Declan Donnelly?

  I don't think it is, I don't think it is, no.

• 49:48Ant McPartlin?

  A what?

• 49:49Declan Donnelly?

  I don't think it's a swap.

• 49:50Ant McPartlin?

  You don't think it is?

• 49:51Declan Donnelly?

  No. You're surprised?

• 49:53Ant McPartlin?

  It's the gold flamingo, man!

• 49:55Declan Donnelly?

  So, yeah.

• 49:56Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, all is hanging out.

• 49:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yay!

• 50:00Ant McPartlin?

  I have a proposed swap for Dex trainers.

• 50:02Declan Donnelly?

  Good.

• 50:03Ant McPartlin?

  I have a signed 2022 Shamrock Rovers shirt, signed by the entire team that won their 20th League of Ireland title. Nice shirt, Matt.

• 50:12Declan Donnelly?

  I like that.

• 50:12Ant McPartlin?

  It would once upon a time take pride of place, hang it up outside my wardrobe so I could see it. But it has been ever so slowly moved into the wardrobe that holds the clothes that don't get worn that often. You know, wedding suits, Porsche jackets, et cetera. You know the drill.

• 50:28Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:29Ant McPartlin?

  Um, so I would love to see if I could swap them for the cool trainers. Thanks, Matt.

• 50:35Declan Donnelly?

  That's a possible.

• 50:36Ant McPartlin?

  Is it?

• 50:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, Shamrock Rovers.

• 50:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 50:39Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know any of those signatures.

• 50:41Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 50:41Declan Donnelly?

  Don't know any of the players, but I think it looks quite nice.

• 50:43Ant McPartlin?

  It is very good.

• 50:44Declan Donnelly?

  Look nice on the wall here.

• 50:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it would look good.

• 50:46Declan Donnelly?

  I like that.

• 50:47Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 50:48Declan Donnelly?

  That's a possible.

• 50:48Ant McPartlin?

  That's a possible. Next swap. Hi, guys.

• 50:54Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 50:54Ant McPartlin?

  To all of us, I presume. I would like to offer a piece of TV history.

• 50:58Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, now you're talking.

• 50:59Ant McPartlin?

  To swap for Dex's personalised trainers. My son, Henry, is a massive Atten Dex fan. And when you asked my viewers to send in videos to be shown on the last ever show of Saturday Night Takeaway, he jumped at the chance.

• 51:10Declan Donnelly?

  Good.

• 51:11Ant McPartlin?

  Much to our delight, he appeared on screen, pictured. Oh, yeah, there he is above us, look, while we're singing the song.

• 51:19Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 51:20Ant McPartlin?

  At the very end. And that's his hand puppet there. Much to our delight, he appeared on screen during the end song with McFly alongside his parrot puppet. What I'm offering as a swap, what, it's the sun? That's a bit much, isn't it? Oh, no, it's not the sun, silly me. It's the parrot from this iconic moment. He would make a brilliant addition to the hanging out den. Please consider us for a swap. Respect, guys. Hayley and Henry Jones.

• 51:45Declan Donnelly?

  Hayley and Henry? You're on the shortlist.

• 51:47Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that's good.

• 51:47Declan Donnelly?

  I like that. I like that a lot.

• 51:49Ant McPartlin?

  Good bit of story and it would sit nicely on the shelf.

• 51:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 51:52Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, guys.

• 51:54Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 51:55Ant McPartlin?

  Well, yeah, it's getting worse, isn't it? Hey. Forced to do this. I listen to all of your podcasts.

• 52:04Declan Donnelly?

  Hooray.

• 52:04Ant McPartlin?

  It keeps me going while I paint my studio. I wasn't going to offer a swap, but when I heard how much Dex trainers were, I thought I would offer something of high value, priceless even.

• 52:13Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 52:14Ant McPartlin?

  I'm offering Deck the opportunity to own an original painting that was used on Britain's Got More Talent.

• 52:19Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah, I know there's painting.

• 52:21Ant McPartlin?

  Stephen commissioned the painting. It was used on the show, but has been since sitting in my loft for safety reasons, of course. You will feature in the painting as well as myself and my twin sister, who performed on BGT that year, 2017. I think it would look great hanging in a utility room or basement. A real talking point.

• 52:41Declan Donnelly?

  Not the, not private place in the living room or in the dining room.

• 52:43Ant McPartlin?

  Or the bedroom, utility room or basement. Look at Dex's bum. Look at Dex's bum. Woo, look at Dex, woo. Hey, do you work out? Hey, great buns, red toned buns. Would you like that in your utility room or basement?

• 52:59Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't think I would.

• 53:00Ant McPartlin?

  Because you're not bringing it here, I won't allow that.

• 53:03Declan Donnelly?

  Well, looking at it as well, I mean, Stephen and Simon are kind of the stars of the show. We're, we're bit part players in that.

• 53:08Ant McPartlin?

  Simon looks bigger there as well, doesn't he?

• 53:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Yeah, no, I think, I think it's more, that's a Stephen Mulhern thing, isn't it? He's, he's very much the star of that particular show.

• 53:16Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you could swap it and give it back to Stephen Mulhern. He commissioned it. Yeah, if Stephen commissioned it, why is it not hanging on his utility room wall?

• 53:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 53:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, be accountable for yourself. If you commission it, you're hanging on your wall.

• 53:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's big as well. Look at it in comparison to the door.

• 53:30Ant McPartlin?

  No, that's a no. I'm saying no, and you'll be off. No, you're not swapping for that.

• 53:34Declan Donnelly?

  No, thank you.

• 53:35Ant McPartlin?

  So, last one today. Hi, Ant and Dec.

• 53:39Declan Donnelly?

  Hi.

• 53:40Ant McPartlin?

  Hi. Shh, shh, shut up, you lot. As a lover of bananas, I'd like to offer my banana case as a future swap. Read on, Ant. My protector is still in perfect condition and my lunch every day benefits from a perfectly unbruised banana to be proud of. Regards, Alan Knox, age 61 and a half.

• 54:01Declan Donnelly?

  Alan, I'm afraid you're offering.

• 54:03Ant McPartlin?

  It's a yes.

• 54:04Declan Donnelly?

  You're offering to the wrong guy.

• 54:05Ant McPartlin?

  It's a yes.

• 54:07Declan Donnelly?

  I don't travel with bananas is on the shortlist. Oh, he's never, he's never getting it. He's never getting it.

• 54:13Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, so you've made some possibles today. We've got ones from last time. Shall we find out if you're going to swap today? We will after this break. Don't go anywhere.

• 54:25Ant McPartlin?

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• 54:30Declan Donnelly?

  I'm very much enjoying this, um, festival of football.

• 54:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, same, same.

• 54:35Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, but I thought, what I want to try and do is, um, have food from around the world.

• 54:42Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, and you're cooking.

• 54:44Declan Donnelly?

  And I'm, well, I'm going to try and cook.

• 54:45Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 54:46Declan Donnelly?

  So I thought I could use Gemini to help me out to.

• 54:49Ant McPartlin?

  That, okay.

• 54:50Declan Donnelly?

  To make.

• 54:51Ant McPartlin?

  All right.

• 54:51Declan Donnelly?

  A Mexican banquet.

• 54:53Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, okay.

• 54:54Declan Donnelly?

  Can't be that difficult.

• 54:55Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, it can.

• 54:56Declan Donnelly?

  Well, let's find out. Gemini, I would like to cook my family a Mexican banquet. Uh, vegetarian options would be good and I've only got an hour to prepare it.

• 55:11Declan Donnelly?

  Here we go.

• 55:12Ant McPartlin?

  Right, go on.

• 55:12Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini says, an hour is a tight window for a full banquet, but you can absolutely pull off an epic stadium-ready Mexican spread if we lean heavily into a build-your-own-taco and nacho bar.

• 55:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my God, that sounds good.

• 55:25Declan Donnelly?

  What a great idea.

• 55:26Ant McPartlin?

  Build your own taco and nacho bar? Can I come?

• 55:30Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, that means I have to extend what I'm eating.

• 55:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, go on.

• 55:34Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini, um, I am now inviting a friend, um, actually who is lactose free. Hit me. Easily done, says Gemini. A Mexican buffet is actually one of the friendliest setups for dietary restrictions because everything stays separated until it hits the plate.

• 55:51Ant McPartlin?

  Great.

• 55:51Declan Donnelly?

  Amazing.

• 55:52Ant McPartlin?

  Can Milo come?

• 55:53Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 55:54Ant McPartlin?

  Can I bring Milo? It sounds good. Well, get the kids together, get the wives together, they can all chat, they can play, we can watch the football. Don't make it too spicy for the kids though.

• 56:02Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, are you kidding me?

• 56:04Ant McPartlin?

  Say not too spicy.

• 56:06Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini, we've got kids attending. What's the fastest emergency trick to cool down, to despice my food, to cool it down, please?

• 56:17Ant McPartlin?

  I bet it's yogurt or cream.

• 56:19Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini says, quick fixes.

• 56:21Ant McPartlin?

  Yogurt.

• 56:21Declan Donnelly?

  Squeeze in some lime juice, juice or a splash of vinegar.

• 56:24Ant McPartlin?

  And cream?

• 56:26Declan Donnelly?

  And?

• 56:26Ant McPartlin?

  Sour cream?

• 56:27Declan Donnelly?

  Here we go.

• 56:28Ant McPartlin?

  Cream.

• 56:28Declan Donnelly?

  Dilute it. Toss it in a can of drained sweet corn or kidney beans. Note.

• 56:33Ant McPartlin?

  Do not add cream.

• 56:34Declan Donnelly?

  Avoid using sour cream or butter to cool down the food.

• 56:37Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up, it doesn't say that.

• 56:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, because the dishes will not stay completely safe for your lactose free friend. Aha, you shot yourself in the foot.

• 56:47Declan Donnelly?

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• 57:02Ant McPartlin?

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• 58:13Speaker 01

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 58:15Speaker 02

  King's wine and cinnamon swirl bite?

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 58:22Speaker 03

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hanson's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 58:28Speaker 03

  Taylor Hanson? Nice. Try one. Mmm.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 58:44Ant McPartlin?

  Welcome back to Famous Guys Swap Things. Very tense here in the studio as Deck has decided whether he's going to swap the Rizzle Kicks Customized Trainers for something...

• 58:55Declan Donnelly?

  They're not actually Rizzle Kicks trainers.

• 58:58Ant McPartlin?

  Deck's Rizzle Kicks Style

• 59:00Declan Donnelly?

  Hanging out, customized.

• 59:01Ant McPartlin?

  Trainers for something on the list. So your possibles are the wooden map from Sarah, the deck of cards which got an ant on them, the distinguished pig and sexy pig from Amber. You sexy pig, you sexy pig. The 3D printed tap shoes. Was that a possible still? Okay. Or the Shamrock Rover shirt, signed shirt, the puppet from the last ever Saturday Night Takeaway.

• 59:29Ant McPartlin?

  Or the thing that you keep bananaing when you travel around.

• 59:33Declan Donnelly?

  Not at all. Never gonna happen. That's never gonna happen.

• 59:35Ant McPartlin?

  You said it was on a...

• 59:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, just to please you, just to...

• 59:38Ant McPartlin?

  So is that now gone?

• 59:39Declan Donnelly?

  Just to keep you engaged. He's gone. Banana Man's gone.

• 59:43Ant McPartlin?

  So you can roll this over, remember. We can, we can spend the summer getting new swaps if you like, or you can swap today. It's up to you.

• 59:57Declan Donnelly?

  I think

• 1:00:00Declan Donnelly?

  I would like to

• 1:00:03Declan Donnelly?

  get some more swaps in.

• 1:00:04Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, we've gone to a rollover. This has never happened on the show before. Oh my God, how exciting.

• 1:00:11Declan Donnelly?

  I think now we've seen them in all their glory.

• 1:00:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 1:00:13Declan Donnelly?

  And how impressed we are with them. I think we'll give one last call for any swaps and then I will definitely, definitely swap on the next one.

• 1:00:27Ant McPartlin?

  So you know that means that they're going.

• 1:00:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, do they really?

• 1:00:29Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they go because you didn't pick from this and you're rolling over.

• 1:00:33Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 1:00:34Ant McPartlin?

  So goodbye sexy pig. But they can re-enter.

• 1:00:39Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, they can.

• 1:00:40Ant McPartlin?

  So I can get rid of these bits of paper now.

• 1:00:42Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 1:00:43Ant McPartlin?

  But if you want to re-enter your sexy pig, if you're bringing sexy pig back, that would be good. Uh, and of course, new swaps.

• 1:00:52Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 1:00:53Ant McPartlin?

  Nothing really particularly fancy enough.

• 1:00:54Declan Donnelly?

  No, and I think now that we've seen them, like I say, I think we should give everybody one last chance.

• 1:01:01Ant McPartlin?

  Now he knows the price.

• 1:01:02Declan Donnelly?

  Now I know they're worth £100.

• 1:01:03Ant McPartlin?

  More now they're customised.

• 1:01:05Declan Donnelly?

  Now they're customised.

• 1:01:05Ant McPartlin?

  That can be like a grand.

• 1:01:06Declan Donnelly?

  One of a kind.

• 1:01:07Ant McPartlin?

  A grand, a couple of grand, I reckon.

• 1:01:10Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, one last call for swaps and we will definitely do it next time.

• 1:01:14Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, good. That's all for this week's episode of Famous Guys Swaps Things. Get your swaps in to hang out at beltabox.com. Talking of summer holidays, we, you keep saying we'll get to that, we'll get to that. Well, I think we're at that point.

• 1:01:31Declan Donnelly?

  We are at that.

• 1:01:32Ant McPartlin?

  Shall we get to that?

• 1:01:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:33Ant McPartlin?

  Now?

• 1:01:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:34Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, we're on holiday next week, uh, but we would like to take you guys with us, if you'd like that.

• 1:01:41Declan Donnelly?

  Not in, not in person, we mean on the podcast.

• 1:01:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, the podcast.

• 1:01:44Declan Donnelly?

  So we will.

• 1:01:44Ant McPartlin?

  You're not calling on my luxury holiday, no way.

• 1:01:47Declan Donnelly?

  We will, uh, continue doing the podcast while we're away on holiday. So we'll, we'll be doing some hanging out on holiday.

• 1:01:52Ant McPartlin?

  We will, yeah.

• 1:01:53Declan Donnelly?

  For the next few.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  I hate Mondays.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one.

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 1:02:03Speaker 03

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  But Taylor Hansen's making my day way better with these new soft and swirly King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites.

• 1:02:09Speaker 03

  Taylor Hansen? Nice. Try one. Mmm.

• 1:02:16Speaker 04

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 1:02:24Speaker 04

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• 1:02:36Declan Donnelly?

  For tax breaks for himself and his donors, he's not on our side. Shannon Taylor will fight corruption, cut taxes and bring down costs. This November, vote for Shannon Taylor. She's for us. Paid for by HMP, the House Majority PAC dot com. Not authorised by any candidate or candidate's committee. Few weeks, so join us for that as we sun ourselves on our halls. That's it, isn't it?

• 1:03:02Ant McPartlin?

  Sun ourselves.

• 1:03:06Declan Donnelly?

  And that's all we've got time for today.

• 1:03:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that's it. Remember to follow us wherever you get your podcasts and of course subscribe on Beltorbox because that really does go a long way.

• 1:03:18Declan Donnelly?

  We will be back on Monday with a bonus pod and then we'll be back next Thursday for hanging out on holiday. Until then, respect guys.

• 1:03:26Ant McPartlin?

  Respect guys.

• 1:03:26Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for listening.

• 1:03:27Ant McPartlin?

  Bye.