Empty Nests & the Countdown to I’m A Celeb Begins!

This week on Hanging Out, the boys discover how many dogs are named Ant or Dec, Ant shares life as an empty nester, and what trip has Dec so excited that he’s already packing his suitcases…? 🦘 Plus, Ant reveals his LOVE of Hamilton, Dec swaps his onesie for something fit for the King of Rock ’n’ Roll, and the boys are seriously impressed by a unique guerrilla marketing tactic! We go through your grumbles, answer your broadcast questions, and check out our listener map to find out just how far the REACH has spread! As always, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Coming Up00:48 - An Empty Nest 06:40 - Ant Can See Colour Now! 07:10 - UK Listener Map 14:10 - A Mauritius Invite 19:45 - Ant & Dec Doggy Names 26:11 - Famous Guy Swaps Things 46:40 - Grumbles 52:42 - Listener Broadcast Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Observe. The North American Dad. 50s, great polo collection. He enters his vehicle information on Carvana. An offer appears in minutes. Remarkable. He squints, reads it again, smiles and says, "Dang, that's a good offer." The highest form of approval. No haggling, no hassle. No one called him "boss." He's still on the couch. Astonishing. Sell your car today on carvana.com. Pickup fees may apply.

• 0:30Speaker 01

  Payday Bars have a bone to pick with the other candy bars. Enough with the toppings and layers and stuff, kay? Payday Bars are just salty crunchy peanuts and sweet caramel. Delicious! Payday Peanut Caramel Bar.

• 0:45Ant McPartlin?

  Coming up on the show, Deck is swapping his onesie but does anything tickle his fancy?

• 0:50Declan Donnelly?

  We love your incredible guerrilla marketing. Woof woof!

• 0:54Ant McPartlin?

  The listeners' map is back!

• 0:56Declan Donnelly?

  And John Grumbos!

• 0:59Ant McPartlin?

  We get very excited chatting about our celebrities!

• 1:02Declan Donnelly?

  And Alan gets very sad about being an empty nester.

• 1:06Ant McPartlin?

  Ish.

• 1:07Declan Donnelly?

  Enjoy the show!

• 1:15Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, hi! Hello, everybody!

• 1:19Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 1:22Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome back to the hangout. We're gonna hang out with him and me. How are you?

• 1:27Ant McPartlin?

  I'm very sad, Deck. I'm very sad. Because two of my kids are at university now. And it's really hit home this week.

• 1:36Declan Donnelly?

  Are you an empty nester? Is that what it is?

• 1:38Ant McPartlin?

  Well, kind of. I've still got my little one.

• 1:39Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I forgot about you.

• 1:40Ant McPartlin?

  And by that, I don't mean you. I mean, voila. But yeah, probably because you're gone, both at uni, which, uh... Very proud of that, fun, that I had the both doing the university thing. But it's just different. The energy in the house is different, block wider. I miss them. I miss them. I mean, I would say more, but they don't listen to this, so what's the... What's the point?

• 2:03Declan Donnelly?

  They're not fans.

• 2:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they're not fans. Uh, yeah, it's sad. It's a very sad time in my house. So it's nice to be here. Hope you can put a smile on your face. Do it!

• 2:13Declan Donnelly?

  You're very, very best.

• 2:14Ant McPartlin?

  Well, no, me, honestly, I think, I've said this before, me heart goes out to anybody who's watching this, whose kids have left, whether that be to go work abroad or, you know, go to uni or whatever, and you're left at home as parents. It's quite an adjustment. It really is. And thankfully, we've got the little one because he keeps us busy, you know? Yeah, but, uh, he kept me very busy the other day. So you know, I told you, his favourite game is to play chipmunks.

• 2:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yes.

• 2:42Ant McPartlin?

  From Canada. He saw a chipmunk, right? And he was proper excited about a chipmunk, how small it was, how quick it was.

• 2:49Declan Donnelly?

  How cute, yeah.

• 2:49Ant McPartlin?

  How cute they are. Since then, we've been watching Chip and Dale, the chipmunks, a lot. Uh, I wish it on mine because I quite like that.

• 2:55Declan Donnelly?

  What about other than the chipmunks? What have you got against other than the chipmunks?

• 2:58Ant McPartlin?

  Well, there's a lot of singing in that album of the chipmunks. That's more you. It's more you.

• 3:02Declan Donnelly?

  Alvin, Cybert, Fyad.

• 3:04Ant McPartlin?

  See, it's much more than cat walks in town.

• 3:08Ant McPartlin?

  No, I like your classic Disney, Chip and Dale, right?

• 3:11Declan Donnelly?

  They've got good songs, haven't they? Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale. Yeah.

• 3:15Ant McPartlin?

  Rescue Rangers.

• 3:16Declan Donnelly?

  Ch-ch-chip and Dale.

• 3:18Ant McPartlin?

  Anyway, we're playing chipmunks and the normal game is...

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  What is the game of chipmunks?

• 3:23Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I'll tell you. The normal game of chipmunks is the chipmunks have to collect their nuts.

• 3:29Ant McPartlin?

  They're nuts, right? From one part of a room and then make a pile in the other part of them. Okay?

• 3:35Declan Donnelly?

  It was Japanese.

• 3:36Ant McPartlin?

  We've done this every day.

• 3:38Declan Donnelly?

  And what?

• 3:38Ant McPartlin?

  Well, and without fail, we've made a great big pile, which he's very, very excited about.

• 3:42Declan Donnelly?

  What do you use for nuts?

• 3:44Ant McPartlin?

  Pillows.

• 3:45Declan Donnelly?

  Pillows, right?

• 3:46Ant McPartlin?

  So cushions of the soul, bud. And we make a big pile and then we jump in the nuts.

• 3:52Ant McPartlin?

  Okay?

• 3:53Declan Donnelly?

  This sounds like fun.

• 3:54Ant McPartlin?

  You follow me, so we...

• 3:54Declan Donnelly?

  We play this, eh?

• 3:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we can do it. Uh, apart from yesterday, where he went, "Danny, play chipmunks." I was like, "Yes, please." And he went, "Yeah, yeah, yeah," and scratched me face. Did I see that? He's scratching me nose.

• 4:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I do see that.

• 4:07Ant McPartlin?

  And I'm in there.

• 4:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:09Ant McPartlin?

  He just scratched me face. "And then this star, we play chipmunks!" And me face was bleeding and, uh... Got my makeup on to cover it.

• 4:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 4:17Ant McPartlin?

  So it's the Chipmunks.

• 4:19Declan Donnelly?

  Chipmunks turned.

• 4:20Ant McPartlin?

  Chipmunks. Chipmunks era is over. So I can't wait for him to move out and go to his listeners.

• 4:29Ant McPartlin?

  How are you? Are you sad?

• 4:31Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not. I'm actually tip-top. I'm very excited.

• 4:34Ant McPartlin?

  Do you see that one, do you?

• 4:36Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't. I should. I'm gonna say it more because it really...

• 4:40Ant McPartlin?

  Gets about it.

• 4:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. I'm absolutely tip-top. I'm, uh, I'm full of the joys of spring, even though it's, uh, autumn. Um, but yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm happy. Do you know why? Partly because I am now focused on going to Australia. That is coming up very soon.

• 4:57Ant McPartlin?

  We're good meeting, didn't we?

• 4:58Declan Donnelly?

  We had a very good meeting yesterday about the new series of Australian TV, about the format, about the cast. But it was good, wasn't it?

• 5:06Ant McPartlin?

  Very good. Very good. It's very exciting. I can't wait to get out there.

• 5:08Declan Donnelly?

  We probably shouldn't be talking about it this early. Um, but we just had such a good meeting yesterday. It is looking very exciting. I'm already, I got back, I got back from the meeting last night. I got my suitcase though.

• 5:21Ant McPartlin?

  No, you did not. It's called a Blackpool first, to defend our traditions. So why don't you fill that suitcase with stuff that you're gonna wear in Blackpool?

• 5:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 5:31Ant McPartlin?

  You turn up in Blackpool with lots of Hawaiian shirts.

• 5:33Declan Donnelly?

  Swimming trunks.

• 5:34Ant McPartlin?

  And your Speedos. You'll be wow killer.

• 5:37Declan Donnelly?

  Genuinely got me two suitcases out, put them in the spare room last night.

• 5:42Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 5:42Declan Donnelly?

  I'm so excited.

• 5:43Ant McPartlin?

  This is the guy who procrastinates so much whilst he's packing.

• 5:48Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 5:48Ant McPartlin?

  It takes weeks.

• 5:49Declan Donnelly?

  It does.

• 5:49Ant McPartlin?

  This is, this is why, but no, but this is early for even you.

• 5:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it is. It is.

• 5:54Ant McPartlin?

  Weeks?

• 5:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. It feels a bit Christmasy.

• 5:58Ant McPartlin?

  What the hell?

• 5:59Declan Donnelly?

  I've started packing. That's, because what I do is I put me outfits together first.

• 6:04Ant McPartlin?

  What do you mean?

• 6:05Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I get a shirt and I go, "What trousers shall I wear with a shirt?" And I put the trousers out and then, "What shoes shall I wear with that?" And I put the shoes out.

• 6:11Ant McPartlin?

  So try it on?

• 6:11Declan Donnelly?

  No, I take, well, sometimes if I'm not sure about it.

• 6:13Ant McPartlin?

  I try it on.

• 6:14Declan Donnelly?

  No, I take a photo of it. So I've got a photo, so I remember when there's a way of what I should wear.

• 6:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 6:20Declan Donnelly?

  And so everything that I've got is functional. I don't, nothing is taking up room in there. Everything is gonna be used by the way.

• 6:26Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I always think I'm doing well. And what I do is just I'll try it on to see if it still fits and looks good. And I'll still like it, right?

• 6:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 6:32Ant McPartlin?

  See, if that goes with that. Now I have to walk in to be white and go, "Do these colours go?" Because I'm colourblind, so I don't know. So a lot of times you go, "No, you're wearing a purple shirt. Get them off, put them blue jeans." But then I always throw loads of clothing on the end, which is a mockery of hoping.

• 6:49Declan Donnelly?

  Bit of a panic. I've got room on...

• 6:51Ant McPartlin?

  Panic pack.

• 6:52Declan Donnelly?

  Stick it in. Uh, for those of you who don't know, Anne is a little bit colourblind.

• 6:55Ant McPartlin?

  I am a little bit colourblind.

• 6:56Declan Donnelly?

  What are your colours?

• 6:57Ant McPartlin?

  I struggle with blue and purple, green and brown. Uh, I get those two mixed up a lot.

• 7:05Declan Donnelly?

  It's a nice green jacket you're wearing today though.

• 7:07Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up. I've already asked my wife. Has she not told me what it is? So I'm all right. That's why I ended up wearing a lot of navy blue.

• 7:13Declan Donnelly?

  Just because it's easy.

• 7:14Ant McPartlin?

  Safe. Uh, no, it's safe, yeah. We had this diary at work, which, do we, you were there in this, didn't we? So it was on the screen and we were going through our next year, right? What we're doing next year.

• 7:25Declan Donnelly?

  Twenty twenty seven.

• 7:26Ant McPartlin?

  In twenty twenty seven.

• 7:27Declan Donnelly?

  How's it left?

• 7:28Ant McPartlin?

  That's how busy, busy, but good, exciting, right? Lots of exciting projects on the go. And, um, every TV show and podcast is a different colour. But for years, I've been saying, I can't see the difference in a lot of the things. Yesterday was the first time in a long time I could follow what was going on.

• 7:48Declan Donnelly?

  And is that when you went, "Oh, yeah, we're busy."

• 7:50Ant McPartlin?

  That was busy.

• 7:53Declan Donnelly?

  Something we haven't done for a while. Checked in on the listeners map.

• 7:56Ant McPartlin?

  Come on.

• 7:57Declan Donnelly?

  Loads of people contacting us, telling us where they're listening to podcasts, so we can see what our reach is. I've got the map over here. Let's do this. I've got some new listeners.

• 8:08Declan Donnelly?

  This is just the UK one. So I haven't done, I'm not doing a worldwide one today. This is just the...

• 8:13Ant McPartlin?

  UK and Ireland. UK and Ireland.

• 8:15Declan Donnelly?

  And Ireland, yes, indeed, you're right. Can you help me hold in that?

• 8:18Ant McPartlin?

  You're ready.

• 8:19Declan Donnelly?

  And I'll put me specs on. Shouldn't have done that earlier.

• 8:22Ant McPartlin?

  You should just let me do these bits. Speculate.

• 8:25Declan Donnelly?

  Right. Listening to us in Carlisle. P is listening there.

• 8:31Ant McPartlin?

  Who?

• 8:31Declan Donnelly?

  P.

• 8:32Ant McPartlin?

  Smelt?

• 8:33Declan Donnelly?

  P E A, like your finger vegetable.

• 8:34Ant McPartlin?

  Ever been? Yes, I have.

• 8:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, loved it.

• 8:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, and I love peas. So I'd love to meet them. All the green, all the tasty.

• 8:42Declan Donnelly?

  You might get a little lick. Uh, Jim is in Waterford.

• 8:45Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Jim.

• 8:46Declan Donnelly?

  In Ireland.

• 8:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Oh, my, um, my wife's relations are from there. My mother-in-law's from a place called Carrick-on-Shire, which is near Waterford in Ireland. So I've been to Waterford a few times.

• 8:57Declan Donnelly?

  You been there? Ever been?

• 8:58Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, yes, I have.

• 8:59Declan Donnelly?

  Lovely crystal there in Waterford.

• 9:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I bought some.

• 9:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 9:01Ant McPartlin?

  From the factory.

• 9:02Declan Donnelly?

  You've got to. Hannah is listening at Hartlepool in County Durham.

• 9:05Ant McPartlin?

  Hello, Hannah in Hartlepool.

• 9:06Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 9:07Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have.

• 9:07Declan Donnelly?

  Absolutely. We've been there loads of times. George is in Ashdown Forest in Sussex.

• 9:12Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, George.

• 9:13Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been?

• 9:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, uh, probably.

• 9:16Declan Donnelly?

  Probably. Don't, don't remember.

• 9:17Ant McPartlin?

  Can't remember. No funny stories.

• 9:19Declan Donnelly?

  Cassia is listening in Wolverhampton.

• 9:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yes. We've played Wolverhampton a few times. What was that place called, Wolverhampton we used to play?

• 9:28Declan Donnelly?

  Civic Hall, Wolverhampton Civic Hall.

• 9:29Ant McPartlin?

  Quite famous.

• 9:31Declan Donnelly?

  Um, the Backstreet Boys supported us in Wolverhampton.

• 9:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they did.

• 9:34Declan Donnelly?

  I remember one of the Backstreet...

• 9:35Ant McPartlin?

  Did happen, Fiona. Yeah.

• 9:38Declan Donnelly?

  I remember one of the Backstreet Boys approaching me backstage, asking how to pronounce Wolverhampton. Was it Wolverhampton or was it Vulverhampton? I told them it was Vulverhampton. P S, we have a roundabout up for advertisement on Oxley Road, near the golf course and the sewage plant, which doesn't smell.

• 9:56Ant McPartlin?

  How much? Because we could advertise the podcast.

• 9:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we could put a little sign up there.

• 10:00Ant McPartlin?

  Can you get in touch? Get in touch. Well, why don't we just do that? We'll just advertise and sponsor roundabouts. That's a good way of getting the podcast out there.

• 10:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Pete is in Over in Cambridgeshire. Ever been to Over?

• 10:13Ant McPartlin?

  Don't think I have been to Over.

• 10:14Declan Donnelly?

  I don't think I have been to Over. Alice is in Leyburn in North Yorkshire. Have you been to North Yorkshire?

• 10:18Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I've been to North Yorkshire.

• 10:20Declan Donnelly?

  Of course. Karen's in Ramsgate in Kent. Have you been to Ramsgate?

• 10:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have. Had a great time there without you that time. What a load of fun I had in Ramsgate.

• 10:29Declan Donnelly?

  What did you do in Ramsgate?

• 10:30Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, I don't think I've been to Ramsgate.

• 10:31Declan Donnelly?

  Don't know if I've been. Donna and Georgie are listening in Chorley in Lancashire.

• 10:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well, yeah, we have been to Chorley.

• 10:37Declan Donnelly?

  We have been to Chorley.

• 10:37Ant McPartlin?

  We voiced Engie Benji up in Chorley, um, because that's where the, um, the studios were.

• 10:44Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm. I got a flat tyre there. Had to get it changed while I was doing Engie Benji.

• 10:48Ant McPartlin?

  That was, that wasn't part of the Engie Benji storyline. Engie Benji didn't change the tyre. Engie Benji, Declan, got a flat tyre.

• 10:55Declan Donnelly?

  I genuinely got a flat tyre. Um...

• 11:00Declan Donnelly?

  Courtney's listening in Douglas on the Isle of Man. Have you been to the Isle of Man?

• 11:03Ant McPartlin?

  I have been to the Isle of Man.

• 11:04Declan Donnelly?

  You have been to the Isle of Man, haven't you?

• 11:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, we have. Let's leave it there.

• 11:07Declan Donnelly?

  You did a, you did a person...

• 11:09Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 11:09Declan Donnelly?

  He did a personal appearance on the Isle of Man on his own.

• 11:14Declan Donnelly?

  PJ on his own.

• 11:15Ant McPartlin?

  Somebody paid for PJ to fly to the Isle of Man to, uh, appear at a birthday party. No Duncan, just PJ.

• 11:23Declan Donnelly?

  Couldn't afford Duncan.

• 11:24Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, because this is the one.

• 11:28Ant McPartlin?

  Good eh?

• 11:28Declan Donnelly?

  Jessie is listening in Perrin Uthno.

• 11:31Ant McPartlin?

  Where's that?

• 11:32Declan Donnelly?

  Cornwall.

• 11:33Ant McPartlin?

  Perrin Uthno, different language down in Cornwall, isn't it? Isn't it though?

• 11:37Declan Donnelly?

  It is, yeah.

• 11:38Ant McPartlin?

  All the place names are like weird and all of the, um, a lot of buildings and everything are just ne- It's like, it must be part French, probably because it's been invaded so many times.

• 11:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that's, yeah.

• 11:51Ant McPartlin?

  That's probably why.

• 11:52Declan Donnelly?

  That's what it is.

• 11:53Ant McPartlin?

  Not recently, obviously.

• 11:54Declan Donnelly?

  Ever been to Perrin?

• 11:55Ant McPartlin?

  What was that? You try, Jemima tried to throw an aeroplane.

• 11:58Declan Donnelly?

  Have you ever been to Perrin Uthno?

• 12:00Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 12:00Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 12:01Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no.

• 12:01Declan Donnelly?

  Me neither. I've been to Perrin Porth and played golf in Perrin Porth.

• 12:04Ant McPartlin?

  Have you?

• 12:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, that was nice. It's lovely there.

• 12:07Ant McPartlin?

  Did you win?

• 12:08Declan Donnelly?

  Course I did.

• 12:09Ant McPartlin?

  Did you win?

• 12:10Declan Donnelly?

  No. Thanks for sending us in where you're listening and what our reach is. Keep sending your locations to us, hangingoutatbellabox.com and we'll stick a flag in our map. And if you're listening around the world, let's do a worldwide one soon. So if you're listening around the world, let us know.

• 12:27Ant McPartlin?

  And of course, if you want to invite us to any of those homes, all you've got to do is make sure you've got a good en suite, food in the fridge, make sure you do get a big shop in, the wifi's good and everything's clean. Anything more?

• 12:39Speaker 04

  Near a golf course.

• 12:40Ant McPartlin?

  Near a golf course. Yeah, well done. So the aeroplane, the paper aeroplane is in from Jemima eventually. And it says, we are listening in Tony Pandy. Do you know where that is?

• 12:51Declan Donnelly?

  Tony Pandy?

• 12:52Ant McPartlin?

  Where do you think it would be?

• 12:52Declan Donnelly?

  It's in Wales.

• 12:53Ant McPartlin?

  It's in South Wales. We have an en suite, but no spare room if you fancy popping in. So hold on, where's the en suite then? In the master bedroom?

• 13:04Declan Donnelly?

  So we're all in the master bedroom?

• 13:05Ant McPartlin?

  And we always whistle the theme tune to the pod, what, whilst in the en suite?

• 13:10Declan Donnelly?

  There's no lock on the door. So you have to whistle it in the en suite?

• 13:14Ant McPartlin?

  We have an en suite, but no spare room. So yeah, they've got an en suite. That's a bit of a-

• 13:18Declan Donnelly?

  But I think what they're implying, Anne, is that we're all in the master bedroom together.

• 13:22Ant McPartlin?

  And then we have to whistle the theme tune to the pod if you're in the toilet.

• 13:25Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit like your trip to the Isle of Man.

• 13:27Ant McPartlin?

  Leave it there. Thank you. That was from Dan, Lindsay and Bobby. Thank you guys. Sarah in Elgin.

• 13:33Declan Donnelly?

  Lindsay and Bobby?

• 13:35Ant McPartlin?

  Must be the dog, I presume.

• 13:36Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I thought there was three of them in the one bedroom.

• 13:38Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe.

• 13:39Declan Donnelly?

  What kind of cult is this?

• 13:41Ant McPartlin?

  Could be five. Amy in Wolves and Newcastle.

• 13:43Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, ever been?

• 13:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I have. I can't offer you a room to sleep in with fresh bedding, a big shop and an en suite. But what I can offer you is unlimited cakes, sweet treats, sausage rolls, pies and pasties. We could even make some homemade Scotch eggs.

• 14:00Declan Donnelly?

  She's a feeder.

• 14:02Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 14:02Declan Donnelly?

  Why is she offering that?

• 14:04Ant McPartlin?

  Huh?

• 14:04Declan Donnelly?

  Why is she offering that?

• 14:05Ant McPartlin?

  To stay there, I presume?

• 14:06Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 14:07Ant McPartlin?

  Bribery really, isn't it?

• 14:08Declan Donnelly?

  You need an en suite after that.

• 14:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you're right, actually. We still, I'm afraid we still do need an en suite, or one bedroom and an en suite.

• 14:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yes. And twin beds. No funny business.

• 14:22Ant McPartlin?

  What about you guys?

• 14:23Declan Donnelly?

  Punkt beds?

• 14:23Ant McPartlin?

  Punkt beds. We'll take punkt beds.

• 14:25Declan Donnelly?

  Take punkt beds. If you are equipped to have us round to stay, please get in touch.

• 14:31Ant McPartlin?

  Equipped? If you meet our requirements.

• 14:35Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, we'll come and stay.

• 14:36Ant McPartlin?

  We'll come and stay.

• 14:37Declan Donnelly?

  And do the podcast in your house.

• 14:38Ant McPartlin?

  So far, nobody has really met our requirements, have they?

• 14:40Declan Donnelly?

  Not really.

• 14:41Ant McPartlin?

  But when they do, there's a TV show in it.

• 14:44Speaker 04

  There's another invite in the drawer behind you, Deck.

• 14:47Declan Donnelly?

  Me?

• 14:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you have a look in there.

• 14:49Declan Donnelly?

  Let's have a look. There we are.

• 14:53Declan Donnelly?

  Let's have a look at this one.

• 14:57Declan Donnelly?

  Hi all.

• 14:57Ant McPartlin?

  Hi.

• 14:58Declan Donnelly?

  So I'm just back from two weeks in Mauritius. Ever been?

• 15:01Ant McPartlin?

  Um, yes, I have been. It was, it's beautiful.

• 15:04Declan Donnelly?

  Beautiful. I went there last year. Got salmon ale poisoning in.

• 15:07Ant McPartlin?

  Oh lovely. Not so beautiful for you.

• 15:08Declan Donnelly?

  No, it wasn't. It was better two days. I was staying with my uncle and aunt, and aunt, not you, auntie. Unfortunately, they do not have an en suite, but will be totally up for doing a big shop if you wanted to visit. What, in Mauritius?

• 15:23Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 15:24Declan Donnelly?

  I designed these t-shirts to advertise Hanging Out while I was away. I only got two t-shirts. One for me and one for my auntie Carol who lives there. Love you guys. That's from Kim Knight and New Romney in Kent.

• 15:38Ant McPartlin?

  So who is that? Is that Auntie Carol?

• 15:40Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not sure. I don't know if that's Kim or Auntie Carol.

• 15:42Ant McPartlin?

  Because she looks like a tourist. All right, and that's Kim.

• 15:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Ant McPartlin?

  What's that, a pina colada?

• 15:46Declan Donnelly?

  Pina colada.

• 15:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. It's got Hanging Out.

• 15:49Declan Donnelly?

  It's four o'clock somewhere.

• 15:50Ant McPartlin?

  With Auntie Deck and it's got respect guys and lots of bananas. I like that t-shirt. See, even she's got merch. Where's all merch? Get your fingers out.

• 16:01Declan Donnelly?

  That is brilliant, Kim.

• 16:02Ant McPartlin?

  Keep, keep her on the list.

• 16:04Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 16:04Ant McPartlin?

  Because, just because of where she is, Mauritius, which is beautiful.

• 16:09Declan Donnelly?

  I think we could see past not having an en suite for a little bit of a time in Mauritius. Hi Anne and Deck and Heckless Corner.

• 16:15Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 16:17Declan Donnelly?

  Greetings from Cumbria.

• 16:19Ant McPartlin?

  Greetings.

• 16:19Declan Donnelly?

  Where the hills are beautiful and the rain is often horizontal. We recently headed to Keswick to celebrate our lovely friend Joe's big 60th birthday. It required prosecco, questionable dancing, the occasional ooh me knees and being incredibly dedicated fans that we are. We also decided to advertise the show with matching Aunt and Deck t-shirts.

• 16:39Ant McPartlin?

  Wow. I've just looked at the photo.

• 16:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my goodness.

• 16:43Ant McPartlin?

  That is brilliant.

• 16:44Declan Donnelly?

  If you're just listening, there is two for six, possibly more people with Hanging Out t-shirts on their back with a subscribe to Belt a Box on there as well.

• 16:55Ant McPartlin?

  Subscribe to Belt a Box on YouTube and Spotify. That is brilliant.

• 17:00Declan Donnelly?

  The picture looks like a really fun hen do, doesn't it?

• 17:04Ant McPartlin?

  Aren't all hen do's fun?

• 17:05Declan Donnelly?

  I guess they are.

• 17:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 17:07Declan Donnelly?

  Keep up the brilliant work. We love the podcast and genuinely look forward to every episode. Eight banana rating. Respect guys. Lots of love from the Cumbrian Hecklers, Helen, Andy, Paula, Stella, Linda, Jenny and Joe. Guys.

• 17:19Ant McPartlin?

  That's very good. Very, very good.

• 17:22Declan Donnelly?

  We love that.

• 17:22Ant McPartlin?

  Your commitment is eight bananas.

• 17:25Declan Donnelly?

  One here from Paul Teasdale. Paul's been in touch again.

• 17:28Ant McPartlin?

  Has he?

• 17:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Hi guys.

• 17:30Ant McPartlin?

  Hi Paul.

• 17:31Declan Donnelly?

  Our cocker spaniel Piper is quite a celebrity in our local motorbike community. She can regularly be seen riding to meets or taking adventures with her ears flapping away in the panier of our motorbike. Everyone loves hot dogs, don't they? Especially ones with a helmet, goggles and the added touch of headphones to showcase her support for your podcast alongside your Hanging Out banner.

• 17:53Ant McPartlin?

  Guys, look at this.

• 17:55Declan Donnelly?

  That is super cute.

• 17:57Ant McPartlin?

  We've got to put some of these photos on our socials. These are brilliant. Look at the way she's hanging over the side of it as well.

• 18:04Declan Donnelly?

  Piper looks so cool.

• 18:06Ant McPartlin?

  Piper's like the coolest dog I've ever seen. Headphones, goggles, little elbow hanging down there like she's hanging on.

• 18:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that is.

• 18:14Ant McPartlin?

  That is a brilliant photo. Thank you Piper. Thank you for, um, doing some guerrilla marketing for us. That is very, very good.

• 18:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, amazing.

• 18:21Ant McPartlin?

  That could be one of the best ones we've ever had. If you want to do any guerrilla marketing, get in touch at [email protected]. Please do. We need all the help we can get.

• 18:33Ant McPartlin?

  This podcast is sponsored by Santander who understand that making confident decisions with your savings can help you feel more in control of the future.

• 18:42Declan Donnelly?

  Do you remember when we first started working on Biter Grove?

• 18:45Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yes.

• 18:46Declan Donnelly?

  It was a proper job, which was a thrill in itself to be on the telly and get to take time off school to film it. And then they went, and we're paying you for this.

• 18:55Ant McPartlin?

  I know.

• 18:55Declan Donnelly?

  I couldn't believe it.

• 18:56Ant McPartlin?

  Do you still remember how much you got paid?

• 18:58Declan Donnelly?

  I do remember exactly how much.

• 18:59Ant McPartlin?

  How much?

• 19:00Declan Donnelly?

  £200.

• 19:01Ant McPartlin?

  Per episode?

• 19:02Declan Donnelly?

  Per episode.

• 19:02Ant McPartlin?

  Wow.

• 19:03Declan Donnelly?

  And I was in three episodes.

• 19:04Ant McPartlin?

  I think the money went up when I, when I joined.

• 19:06Declan Donnelly?

  Did it?

• 19:07Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, yeah.

• 19:07Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 19:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 19:08Declan Donnelly?

  You were more than me?

• 19:09Ant McPartlin?

  No, I don't think I was more than you. I think the money went up for everybody in series two.

• 19:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh right, I see.

• 19:14Ant McPartlin?

  I think it was £300.

• 19:16Declan Donnelly?

  Not for me it wasn't.

• 19:18Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 19:19Declan Donnelly?

  But I remember getting that first paycheck and I was so excited. And in the back of one of my exercise books from school, I drew a little table and I wrote down what I was going to buy, how much it cost.

• 19:32Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 19:32Declan Donnelly?

  And a little thing to take it off when I bought it.

• 19:34Ant McPartlin?

  And did you buy all the things?

• 19:35Declan Donnelly?

  I bought them.

• 19:36Ant McPartlin?

  Did you? Because you were a big saver.

• 19:38Declan Donnelly?

  I was a massive saver.

• 19:39Ant McPartlin?

  You're much better saver than me.

• 19:40Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I was quite frugal with it. Uh, so I knew what-

• 19:43Ant McPartlin?

  Frugal is a good word.

• 19:45Declan Donnelly?

  I knew what I was going to do with it and I was going to save the rest. I even budgeted for a KFC.

• 19:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I was very good at saving back in the day. Very good. Do you know who else is good at saving? Santander.

• 19:57Ant McPartlin?

  Very good. Whether you're saving towards a goal or simply making the most of money you've already put aside. Santander's fixed rate ISAs can provide the confidence of a guaranteed return.

• 20:08Declan Donnelly?

  For more information, visit santander.co.uk or search Santander Fixed Rate ISA. Santander, it starts here.

• 20:16Ant McPartlin?

  Over to Heckless Corner for the Ts and Cs.

• 20:19Speaker 05

  UK residents, age 18 plus, minimum opening balance £500, Ts and Cs and eligibility criteria apply.

• 20:26Ant McPartlin?

  Best ever.

• 20:27Speaker 05

  Oh, hi.

• 20:27Ant McPartlin?

  Best year. Well done, Faria.

• 20:31Speaker 04

  Speaking of dogs, we have Liam from the Dogs Trust has been in touch as they've done the National Dog Survey and they speak to over 200,000 dog owners.

• 20:41Ant McPartlin?

  I thought you were going to say dogs then.

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, they've chatted with the dogs and they've sent us some of their findings.

• 20:46Ant McPartlin?

  Right, come on.

• 20:47Speaker 04

  So, do you think there are more dogs called Ant or more dogs called Deck?

• 20:51Ant McPartlin?

  Ant, definitely Ant, definitely, definitely.

• 20:53Declan Donnelly?

  I would say Ant.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  There are three Ant/Antonies in the survey and 10 Declans.

• 20:58Ant McPartlin?

  10?

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:00Declan Donnelly?

  10 doggy Decks?

• 21:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:01Ant McPartlin?

  That's bull.

• 21:03Declan Donnelly?

  Decky doggies. Doggy Decks.

• 21:05Speaker 04

  What about PJ and Duncan?

• 21:06Ant McPartlin?

  I can't see there being any PJ or Duncan.

• 21:08Declan Donnelly?

  I can't see there'd be any Dunkens. Dunk- is Duncan a name for a dog?

• 21:11Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:12Declan Donnelly?

  Is it? Is it?

• 21:13Ant McPartlin?

  What is Declan a name for a dog?

• 21:16Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, apparently for 10 dogs it is.

• 21:17Speaker 04

  There are 36 Dunkens.

• 21:20Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 21:21Speaker 04

  And 14 PJs.

• 21:22Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 21:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, Duncan is more of a doggy name than a PJ.

• 21:26Speaker 04

  They've also been doing kind of a little bit of guerrilla marketing for us, if you twist it.

• 21:30Declan Donnelly?

  Dogs Trust have.

• 21:31Speaker 04

  Yep, they found these two adorable strays were found last summer at just two to three months old and they named them Ant and.

• 21:39Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, darn.

• 21:40Declan Donnelly?

  They are cutest puppies.

• 21:42Speaker 04

  They were taken to the Harefield Rehoming Centre and have now found their forever homes, aren't they sweet? And they're stood in the right order.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  So that's Ant on the left.

• 21:49Speaker 04

  Ant on the left and Deck on the right.

• 21:51Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah, and Deck is just slightly more cute as well, which is.

• 21:55Speaker 04

  A bit smaller.

• 21:57Declan Donnelly?

  A bit smaller and cuter.

• 21:57Ant McPartlin?

  They are beautiful, oh my god, if they hadn't have been rehomed, I would have happily give them a home.

• 22:04Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 22:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they're gorgeous. What we should do, if the owners are ever passing by the studio, at the same time, can you bring in Ant and Deck?

• 22:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 22:13Ant McPartlin?

  So for cuddles, we'd like that a lot, please.

• 22:15Declan Donnelly?

  They are super cute.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  Don't you think they'd change their names?

• 22:18Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, why would they change their names, Fiona? They might change Ant because apparently Deck's a very good name for a dog.

• 22:25Speaker 04

  Um, I also know the top 10 female and male dogs' names.

• 22:28Declan Donnelly?

  Well, this sounds like it could be a quiz, Jemima.

• 22:30Speaker 04

  It does. Do you want to guess? You can have up to three guesses of who you think's going to be in the top 10.

• 22:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, please.

• 22:37Speaker 04

  What, female dog names?

• 22:39Declan Donnelly?

  Female dog names?

• 22:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, what do you think's in the top?

• 22:41Ant McPartlin?

  Betty.

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Right, you've got Betty.

• 22:44Declan Donnelly?

  I will have Brittany.

• 22:46Ant McPartlin?

  Brittany, I hope not.

• 22:49Declan Donnelly?

  I'll bet you, I'll bet you it's a lot.

• 22:50Ant McPartlin?

  Come on, then.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  Neither of those are in the top 10.

• 22:52Declan Donnelly?

  No way.

• 22:53Ant McPartlin?

  Neither of them, Coco.

• 22:54Declan Donnelly?

  Sabrina.

• 22:55Speaker 04

  No.

• 22:56Declan Donnelly?

  Neither of those?

• 22:57Ant McPartlin?

  Neither of them. Um, Flossy.

• 23:00Speaker 04

  Flossy and?

• 23:02Declan Donnelly?

  And Jemima.

• 23:04Speaker 04

  No, but I did find out how many Jemimas.

• 23:07Declan Donnelly?

  I bet you did.

• 23:08Ant McPartlin?

  How many is that?

• 23:09Speaker 04

  Look, I think it's 29, let me double check again.

• 23:11Declan Donnelly?

  I'm going for number one now.

• 23:12Ant McPartlin?

  Princess.

• 23:13Declan Donnelly?

  Sukie.

• 23:15Speaker 04

  Both incorrect.

• 23:16Ant McPartlin?

  Maybe I should think of my kids, Poppy.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Do you want one more guess?

• 23:20Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, Daisy.

• 23:22Speaker 04

  Okay, in 10, Lola, nine, Mabel, eight, Molly, seven, Willow, six, Rosie, five, Ruby, four, ding ding ding, Daisy.

• 23:35Ant McPartlin?

  Daisy.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  Three, Bella, two, Luna.

• 23:40Declan Donnelly?

  And number, what, number, what's the number one girl's name for a dog?

• 23:45Ant McPartlin?

  Poppy.

• 23:46Speaker 04

  Poppy.

• 23:48Ant McPartlin?

  Why didn't I start there?

• 23:49Speaker 04

  I know.

• 23:49Ant McPartlin?

  Thank god they don't listen to the pod.

• 23:53Speaker 04

  Do you want to do boys?

• 23:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 23:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, come on, then.

• 23:55Speaker 04

  Come on, give me three each and I'll tell you if they're in or not.

• 23:58Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay, three each.

• 23:59Declan Donnelly?

  Dave?

• 24:01Ant McPartlin?

  Kevin. Clive. Ralph.

• 24:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:06Declan Donnelly?

  Dave. Rocky.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 24:09Declan Donnelly?

  And Alfie.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  Okay, so we've got, Ant has chosen Kevin, Clive and Ralph, Deck has got the James, Rocky and Alfie. Okay, in 10, Bailey, nine, Barney, eight, Monty, seven, Bertie, six, Max, five, Charlie, four, Alfie, three, Buddy, two, Teddy and one, Milo.

• 24:41Ant McPartlin?

  Milo, I don't know, I've got a Milo, I didn't even think of them.

• 24:48Declan Donnelly?

  He was thinking of some guys down the pod. Stuart, Kevin.

• 24:54Ant McPartlin?

  Milo, of course, I always meet Milo's when I'm out for a walk with my Milo and it gets very confusing.

• 24:59Speaker 04

  And Rocky is the 50th most popular dog name.

• 25:01Declan Donnelly?

  Is he really?

• 25:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:02Declan Donnelly?

  50th.

• 25:04Speaker 04

  Bumble, 486.

• 25:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, there's not going to be many Bumbles, no, I didn't think so.

• 25:09Declan Donnelly?

  That was good, I liked that.

• 25:10Ant McPartlin?

  Let's do more.

• 25:11Declan Donnelly?

  I love a quiz.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  You love a quiz, thanks to Dogs Trust, thanks to Liam.

• 25:14Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks, Dogs Trust.

• 25:15Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks, Dogs Trust. Um, how do you fancy playing Famous Guy Swaps Things?

• 25:19Declan Donnelly?

  I would, I would like that very much, because we've got a doggy decanter behind me here.

• 25:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, so that's what you swapped for last time.

• 25:25Declan Donnelly?

  That's what I swapped for, which I absolutely love. It's even better in real life than it was when I saw in the picture.

• 25:31Ant McPartlin?

  Anything in there?

• 25:32Declan Donnelly?

  Nothing in there today, haven't filled up yet, but yeah, but you get your little cups out.

• 25:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:37Declan Donnelly?

  Fill them up in the head, take the schnoz out and then you have your little drink. How cute is that?

• 25:43Ant McPartlin?

  In two, Famous Guy Swaps Things, we do have the onesie, which you, I won't ask you to model again, because you've done such a good job of that in Canada and we saw your boxer shorts, minus skid marks, which I thought was very good, very well timed, have you? Um, bring it out. We've had lots and lots of people getting in touch to try and swap for this onesie. And the onesie is based on the ice hockey shirt that you wore as Duncan.

• 26:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 26:16Ant McPartlin?

  In the Let's Get Ready to Rumble video.

• 26:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, so that's it, we found this in Canada.

• 26:20Ant McPartlin?

  What's the team again?

• 26:21Declan Donnelly?

  It's the Montreal Canadiens and yeah, we wore this in Canada on the pod and we are ready to swap it for something.

• 26:31Ant McPartlin?

  You might regret giving that away, you know, we've got to go back there next year. I looked at our diary, our colour-coded diary, and it's going to be the coldest time of the year to go.

• 26:39Declan Donnelly?

  Is it really?

• 26:39Ant McPartlin?

  When we go back.

• 26:40Declan Donnelly?

  I might have to borrow this back then, if we do swap it.

• 26:43Ant McPartlin?

  Um, I have got some swaps though, to swap for it, so.

• 26:48Ant McPartlin?

  Shall we play Famous Guy Swaps Things?

• 26:50Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, play the jingle.

• 26:56Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, first one, hi Ant and Declan and of course Heckless Corner.

• 27:01Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 27:02Ant McPartlin?

  I've been watching the podcast from the very beginning and finally I've plucked up the courage to email it in, so why not start with a swap idea?

• 27:08Declan Donnelly?

  Fantastic.

• 27:09Ant McPartlin?

  So here you are, these are my size nine sexy and nice dusta slippers with retractable Velcro soles, please consider my offer as I need them out the house. P.S. The missus thinks I love them even though I'm a size 10. Love and respect, guys, James from Glasgow. James, they're Jameses, are they?

• 27:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 27:30Ant McPartlin?

  Wow, James, so, wow, that's very sexist of me to think that they were a.

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  A lady's shoe.

• 27:36Ant McPartlin?

  A lady's shoe, but they look effeminate. Uh, James, James's retractable Velcro shoes, what do you think about them?

• 27:45Declan Donnelly?

  Not much.

• 27:47Ant McPartlin?

  Could you get your feet in them? You're a size eight?

• 27:50Declan Donnelly?

  14.

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, of course I can get my feet in them, yeah, I'm a size eight, so, yeah, that'd be fine.

• 27:56Ant McPartlin?

  They were a good size for you.

• 27:57Declan Donnelly?

  They are a good size.

• 27:59Ant McPartlin?

  You wear them, wear some.

• 28:00Declan Donnelly?

  I don't, I don't love them.

• 28:01Ant McPartlin?

  Do you scuttle around the house?

• 28:03Declan Donnelly?

  Not really.

• 28:03Ant McPartlin?

  Do you wear slippers in the house?

• 28:05Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, no, no, flip flops.

• 28:08Ant McPartlin?

  Yes or no?

• 28:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, thank you, James.

• 28:10Ant McPartlin?

  No, no.

• 28:10Declan Donnelly?

  Thank you for getting in touch, finally.

• 28:12Ant McPartlin?

  Well done. So, well, that's a no, we know that's, we know that's a no, I'm going to take them out, big cross against that one.

• 28:18Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry, James.

• 28:19Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Ant, Declan, Heckless Corner.

• 28:21Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 28:22Ant McPartlin?

  I've been a frequent listener of the podcast since day one. As a fellow jockey, away the lads, I have something to swap for Deck's Canadian onesie. Please meet my two dearest garden friends, Cocklean and Cockery, my mum's brilliant garden cocks. I think you would enjoy these more than me as they are the first thing I see from my bedroom window every morning. Respect, guys, Kieran Conway.

• 28:51Declan Donnelly?

  And so they're, they're Kieran's mum's cocks?

• 28:54Ant McPartlin?

  Mm-hmm. That's right.

• 28:56Declan Donnelly?

  So does Kieran's, Kieran's mum know that we're stealing her cocks?

• 29:01Ant McPartlin?

  Probably not.

• 29:02Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, this could be.

• 29:04Ant McPartlin?

  Sounds like she's giving away something that isn't hers.

• 29:06Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 29:07Ant McPartlin?

  Which is not allowed.

• 29:08Declan Donnelly?

  It's not allowed.

• 29:08Ant McPartlin?

  Famous guy swaps things.

• 29:09Declan Donnelly?

  And the Ts and Cs.

• 29:09Ant McPartlin?

  That's part of the rules.

• 29:10Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I don't love them.

• 29:14Ant McPartlin?

  You don't like birds, do you?

• 29:15Declan Donnelly?

  No, not really.

• 29:16Ant McPartlin?

  So do you like cocks? You don't like chickens, do you like cocks?

• 29:19Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't.

• 29:20Ant McPartlin?

  You don't?

• 29:21Declan Donnelly?

  I don't, I don't. Thank you.

• 29:24Ant McPartlin?

  Pigeons.

• 29:24Declan Donnelly?

  Pigeons.

• 29:25Ant McPartlin?

  Pigeons, chickens and cocks is a no from Deck.

• 29:27Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 29:28Ant McPartlin?

  So that's a no?

• 29:28Declan Donnelly?

  And seagulls, yeah, no.

• 29:30Ant McPartlin?

  Seagulls. Okay.

• 29:31Declan Donnelly?

  No, thank you.

• 29:32Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, I'm Deck and Heckless Corner.

• 29:33Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 29:35Ant McPartlin?

  Haven't seen the amazing onesie model by Deck. I'd like to offer my one of a kind, handmade by myself, Newcastle United clock.

• 29:43Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on a minute, that is good. One of a kind?

• 29:48Ant McPartlin?

  Sincerely shown, that's it.

• 29:50Declan Donnelly?

  That it?

• 29:50Ant McPartlin?

  That's it, there's no backstory, there's no other info, that's it. He made it, he wants to swap it. What do you think of that?

• 29:59Declan Donnelly?

  I like it a lot. I like it a lot and it could double up as a chopping board.

• 30:04Ant McPartlin?

  Well, look, I think it is a chopping board.

• 30:06Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right.

• 30:07Ant McPartlin?

  I think what he's done is used the chopping board as the base of the clock and then etched on the Newcastle United crest and the outline of the stadium and then put the numbers and bought that clock face from Am- Amazon.

• 30:20Declan Donnelly?

  He's done it beautifully.

• 30:22Ant McPartlin?

  Beautifully, yeah. If it was me, I would have made the clock, um, arms black, but that's just, I'm, I'm, I'm being picky. I'm being picky.

• 30:29Declan Donnelly?

  He's slightly picky. Um, I like it. Yeah, it's a chopping board with a clock on it.

• 30:35Ant McPartlin?

  Would you be allowed to put that up in the kitchen?

• 30:36Declan Donnelly?

  No, absolutely not.

• 30:37Ant McPartlin?

  Well, where would that go?

• 30:38Declan Donnelly?

  Um.

• 30:39Ant McPartlin?

  In here?

• 30:40Declan Donnelly?

  Probably in here. I like it, it's on the shortlist.

• 30:43Ant McPartlin?

  It's on the shortlist?

• 30:43Declan Donnelly?

  Mm-hmm.

• 30:44Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Good. We've got the shortlist of one right now. Hi guys.

• 30:50Declan Donnelly?

  Hi.

• 30:51Ant McPartlin?

  I really, really, really, really, really want Deck's onesie and I know how much he loves an egg. Oh God.

• 30:58Declan Donnelly?

  Now we're talking.

• 30:59Ant McPartlin?

  So I'd like to offer something that will guarantee him perfectly cooked eggs every time. My Elvis egg timer. I didn't expect that, did you? I didn't expect that. Just pop it in the pan with your eggs and it plays a different Elvis song for each level of egg readiness.

• 31:16Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, this is fun.

• 31:17Ant McPartlin?

  Listen to this, right? It plays Viva Las Vegas for soft boils, Jailhouse Rock for slightly less soft and Hound Dog for the perfect hard boiled egg. Swap with me and you will never cook disappointing eggs again. Respect guys, Gemma. Cause you often cook disappointing eggs, I find.

• 31:37Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you're always disappointed in my eggs.

• 31:40Ant McPartlin?

  Disappointed and always disapproving of your eggs.

• 31:43Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I can't believe I've never seen that before. I can't believe I didn't know that existed. How the hell does that work?

• 31:50Ant McPartlin?

  I'll explain it again, if you're being simple. It plays a different Elvis song.

• 31:54Declan Donnelly?

  You don't put it in the pan?

• 31:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Pop it in the pan with your eggs and it plays a different Elvis song for each level of egg readiness.

• 32:03Declan Donnelly?

  That has blown my mind. I love it, put it on the shortlist.

• 32:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah?

• 32:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 32:06Ant McPartlin?

  Shortlist of two.

• 32:07Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 32:07Ant McPartlin?

  Newcastle United clock and the egg timer. That's good. Never seen it before, very good.

• 32:13Declan Donnelly?

  Blown my mind.

• 32:14Ant McPartlin?

  Next one. Hello.

• 32:16Declan Donnelly?

  Hello.

• 32:17Ant McPartlin?

  This is a bit obscure. This is how I like my emails to start. Well, I offer as a swap my possibly 170 year old German penny doll. They were originally made as dollhouse toys between the years 1850 and 1920 and cost a penny. The clue is in the name. I found it randomly sitting on the top of the soil in my garden and in recent times she's been used as an office game where she gets hidden in bizarre places. Unfortunately, her head fell off during one of these games of hide and seek, but now she can be hidden in two places at once. Think about it, what fun.

• 32:58Ant McPartlin?

  She's only tiny, photo next to a pound coin for scale, but I think she could be a real talking point in the hangout. And she's better than some bloody tap shoes. Respect guys, Paula. I added the bloody. Just saying, just don't want to put those words into Paula's mouth. I said bloody tap shoes. What do you think to that?

• 33:22Declan Donnelly?

  I think it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

• 33:24Ant McPartlin?

  Something quite spooky, innit?

• 33:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 33:26Ant McPartlin?

  This is like a bit horror-esque.

• 33:28Declan Donnelly?

  When's it from, German what, hundred and?

• 33:30Ant McPartlin?

  Ger- from, um, she reckons it could be 170 years old because these German penny dolls were made between 1850 and 1920 and cost a penny, hence the name.

• 33:43Declan Donnelly?

  Penny dolls.

• 33:44Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, it's like a porcelain doll, right?

• 33:47Declan Donnelly?

  Slightly bigger than a pound coin.

• 33:49Ant McPartlin?

  Slightly bigger than a pound coin, very, very shiny.

• 33:52Declan Donnelly?

  Um, is that blue tack that's holding the head on?

• 33:55Ant McPartlin?

  I think so, yeah, yeah.

• 33:57Declan Donnelly?

  A bit of blue tack holding the head on.

• 33:58Ant McPartlin?

  But if it was yours, you could glue it, cause it would be yours. It would be your very own doll.

• 34:03Declan Donnelly?

  That's made it more tempting. Um, it's got no arms, no legs.

• 34:06Ant McPartlin?

  It looks a bit like a bone. It's like a bone the dog's found in the garden.

• 34:10Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 34:11Ant McPartlin?

  A bone, a bone with a head.

• 34:13Declan Donnelly?

  That's a choking hazard in my house.

• 34:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 34:15Declan Donnelly?

  For both the dog and Jack, who's only four.

• 34:18Ant McPartlin?

  But would that work on the shelf at the back here?

• 34:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, possibly.

• 34:21Ant McPartlin?

  Next to baby John Pork?

• 34:23Declan Donnelly?

  Possibly, possibly, possibly, but I don't love it. No, I think we've got better things in, on the shortlist.

• 34:29Ant McPartlin?

  Is it, it's a no?

• 34:30Declan Donnelly?

  It's a no.

• 34:31Ant McPartlin?

  Sorry.

• 34:31Declan Donnelly?

  Intriguing though. Paula, thank you for bringing that to our attention.

• 34:35Ant McPartlin?

  You don't have to end everything nicely like that. Intriguing Paula, like you hate it, just say you hate it.

• 34:41Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate it.

• 34:42Ant McPartlin?

  You hate it, Paula, you hate it.

• 34:43Declan Donnelly?

  I know they exist.

• 34:44Ant McPartlin?

  You hate it.

• 34:45Declan Donnelly?

  I've, I've learned something on today's podcast about German penny dolls.

• 34:48Ant McPartlin?

  You don't even, you don't have to say that. You still have to say it, you say I hate it, move on.

• 34:53Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate it.

• 34:53Ant McPartlin?

  Hi. Hi, I'm Deck and Heckless Corner.

• 34:56Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 34:57Ant McPartlin?

  I would love a chance to swap for Deck's onesie. I'm currently on maternity leave with my second baby. I don't think, don't think we can swap a baby.

• 35:05Declan Donnelly?

  You've got another one.

• 35:06Ant McPartlin?

  While my toddler's at nursery, we've been spending a lot of time watching Belterbox. Well, thank you very much. I've been a fan for a very long time and a few years ago I attempted a knitted and a deck. I'm not sure the likeness is quite what I had planned in my head, but here they are. If you like them, I'd love to swap. Loving the pod, respect.

• 35:28Ant McPartlin?

  They're very good.

• 35:29Declan Donnelly?

  They're cute.

• 35:30Ant McPartlin?

  They're knitted and decked.

• 35:32Declan Donnelly?

  And one is slightly taller than the other.

• 35:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, one's got a lot darker hair than the other one. Uh, in suits and ties.

• 35:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 35:39Ant McPartlin?

  Very, very, it's like Warhorse and Britain's Got Talent on that one. Very smart.

• 35:42Declan Donnelly?

  I like it.

• 35:43Ant McPartlin?

  Very Saturday night. Anybody want them?

• 35:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:47Ant McPartlin?

  You'd want them, would you? Well, you'd want them, do you remember?

• 35:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:50Ant McPartlin?

  What would you do with them?

• 35:51Speaker 04

  Take funny pictures of them in funny places.

• 35:54Ant McPartlin?

  That's good fun.

• 35:55Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, no, thank you.

• 35:57Ant McPartlin?

  You don't want a knitted version of yourself.

• 35:58Declan Donnelly?

  I don't need a knitted version of myself. Thanks Jess, I love them.

• 36:00Ant McPartlin?

  You don't need to say that, you don't need to say it, don't need to say it. Uh, none of these have photos.

• 36:06Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 36:07Ant McPartlin?

  But could they be of interest? So I'm just gonna rattle them off.

• 36:10Declan Donnelly?

  Hit me.

• 36:11Ant McPartlin?

  Right. Hi guys, I have some roller skates, which I think would be perfect for the one year celebration when Deck is doing his Irish jig as Ant or one of the hecklers could roller skate around the studio, possibly singing or dancing. I'm not too sure, but I just thought you might consider it. Respect guys, Maisy.

• 36:27Declan Donnelly?

  I don't want roller skates, however, I do like the idea.

• 36:30Ant McPartlin?

  But I might want roller skating.

• 36:31Declan Donnelly?

  I like the idea of the roller skating during the one year celebration.

• 36:33Ant McPartlin?

  I could roller skate whilst you Irish jig and.

• 36:36Declan Donnelly?

  And Joel Domick gets waxed.

• 36:37Ant McPartlin?

  Joel Domick gets a wax. They, they, yes?

• 36:40Declan Donnelly?

  Possibly.

• 36:40Ant McPartlin?

  Possibly?

• 36:41Declan Donnelly?

  Possible shortlist.

• 36:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, good, good, good. Next one, hello. I would swap my grandson's dinosaur booster seat. It's universal and would fit beautifully on one of Deck's dining chairs. On a plus point, it is very portable, so Deck can take it with him when he goes out for a meal in anticipation, Lorraine. I think, I don't think she means for Jack. I think she's being sarcastic. I think she means for you.

• 37:04Declan Donnelly?

  I'll smash Lorraine's face in there, innit?

• 37:05Ant McPartlin?

  That's better, that's a better response. You don't love it, do you?

• 37:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't.

• 37:10Ant McPartlin?

  You hate it.

• 37:11Declan Donnelly?

  I hate it.

• 37:11Ant McPartlin?

  You hate it, Lorraine.

• 37:12Declan Donnelly?

  I hate it, Lorraine.

• 37:13Ant McPartlin?

  Eventually we.

• 37:14Declan Donnelly?

  I hate it, Lorraine, and I hate you.

• 37:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you see, eventually we hear the real him. Uh, hi.

• 37:22Declan Donnelly?

  Hi.

• 37:23Ant McPartlin?

  I have a front standing ticket to see Oasis at Networth in September next year.

• 37:31Declan Donnelly?

  Is he just showing off or is he offering this?

• 37:33Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not offering as a swap.

• 37:34Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 37:35Ant McPartlin?

  I'm just showing off. Good luck with the onesie, Miles.

• 37:39Declan Donnelly?

  Miles.

• 37:40Ant McPartlin?

  Miles.

• 37:41Declan Donnelly?

  Got me hopes up there for a minute.

• 37:42Ant McPartlin?

  So obviously that's a no.

• 37:44Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 37:44Ant McPartlin?

  And finally, hi, I'm Deck and Heckless Corner.

• 37:48Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 37:50Ant McPartlin?

  You made me laugh so much at the thought of Deck doing an Irish jig in the tap shoes, but there's just no persuading Deck to swap for them. Thanks for trying though. Anyway, I do have an idea that doesn't involve swapping. I would like to propose this. How about you do famous guy borrows things?

• 38:11Declan Donnelly?

  Oh Caroline, dressed in Caroline.

• 38:14Ant McPartlin?

  Send you the tap shoes for your 12 month podcast celebrations, then you can send them back to me afterwards. Deck, they do have a bit of a heel on them, so just think you'll be a little bit taller. It's gotta be worth it just for that. Love you loads, Caroline.

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 38:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, Caroline.

• 38:33Declan Donnelly?

  That's the overwhelming favourite here. That's very good.

• 38:36Ant McPartlin?

  The tap shoes?

• 38:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, but does she get the onesie or did she borrow?

• 38:39Ant McPartlin?

  She, I don't think she wants the onesie.

• 38:41Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 38:42Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, she, but she would lend you them. So that's separate. So we're gonna say yes to them anyway, right?

• 38:47Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna say yes to the tap shoes.

• 38:49Ant McPartlin?

  For the one year celebration, yeah?

• 38:51Declan Donnelly?

  Please Caroline, if we could, um, borrow the tap shoes.

• 38:53Ant McPartlin?

  And could we also get the roller skates?

• 38:55Speaker 04

  I'll see what I can do.

• 38:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we're not gonna swap, but if we play famous guy borrow things, I'll borrow the roller skates. You borrow the tap shoes and we'll, we'll both borrow Joel Domick from his wife for a little while.

• 39:07Declan Donnelly?

  To wax.

• 39:08Ant McPartlin?

  To wax, yeah? That sounds like a good end of series for I, for me.

• 39:13Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 39:14Ant McPartlin?

  So.

• 39:14Declan Donnelly?

  So what's our shortlist?

• 39:16Ant McPartlin?

  So there's only two.

• 39:17Declan Donnelly?

  So there's the.

• 39:18Ant McPartlin?

  Two to potentially swap with.

• 39:20Declan Donnelly?

  There's two.

• 39:21Ant McPartlin?

  The Elvis egg timer and the Newcastle United clock. Oh, first of all, the first question is, are you going to make a swap today?

• 39:31Declan Donnelly?

  I am going to make a swap today.

• 39:32Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, this is what we like to hear. Find out what he swaps for after this break.

• 39:40Ant McPartlin?

  This is an advert for TV licensing. So much good telly on at the minute, it's autumn, isn't it?

• 39:44Declan Donnelly?

  There's a lot of good telly.

• 39:45Ant McPartlin?

  There's a lot of good telly. Have you seen that new show on ITV called Winter? About the pathologist?

• 39:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Ant McPartlin?

  Richard Armistice.

• 39:53Declan Donnelly?

  I've seen the trailer for it, yeah. It looks really interesting.

• 39:56Ant McPartlin?

  It does look interesting.

• 39:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. He plays a pathologist.

• 39:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 39:59Declan Donnelly?

  Who likes to play by his own rules.

• 40:01Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, I see.

• 40:02Declan Donnelly?

  So he doesn't play by the book.

• 40:04Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 40:04Declan Donnelly?

  And he goes back to the scene of the crime and he gets his own clothes and stuff.

• 40:08Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay.

• 40:08Declan Donnelly?

  So he's a bit of a maverick pathologist. So I guess he's kind of...

• 40:12Ant McPartlin?

  That would be a good name for it. The Maverick Pathologist.

• 40:14Declan Donnelly?

  So, yeah.

• 40:15Ant McPartlin?

  Wouldn't it?

• 40:15Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 40:16Ant McPartlin?

  Why is it called Winter? That's his name? Is it? Ah, it's his name.

• 40:19Declan Donnelly?

  Mr. Winter.

• 40:20Ant McPartlin?

  Mr. Winter, is it? Right, okay. Right, I'm intrigued by that. It's something to put on the watch list for me.

• 40:25Declan Donnelly?

  It's a good one.

• 40:26Ant McPartlin?

  No, it's good.

• 40:26Declan Donnelly?

  There is also another drama coming on ITV. It's a thriller.

• 40:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 40:31Declan Donnelly?

  You know how I love my thrillers. It's called The Party.

• 40:34Ant McPartlin?

  I like a thriller.

• 40:35Declan Donnelly?

  Based on a novel by Elizabeth Day.

• 40:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 40:38Declan Donnelly?

  Who hosts the How To Fail podcast.

• 40:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 40:40Declan Donnelly?

  Has written many books as well. So this one has been adapted from one of her novels. Five-part thriller. It's about a journalist who goes to a very lavish birthday party from one of his...

• 40:49Ant McPartlin?

  I like a lavish birthday party.

• 40:51Declan Donnelly?

  It's a very... Well, this is a very lavish birthday party. Hosted by one of his friends, who's a politician, who's in the running to be the Tory party leader.

• 40:59Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 40:59Declan Donnelly?

  And...

• 41:00Ant McPartlin?

  Keep talking.

• 41:01Declan Donnelly?

  Things from their past.

• 41:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, keep talking.

• 41:04Declan Donnelly?

  At the... Well, I don't talk too much because I don't want to give anything away.

• 41:07Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 41:08Declan Donnelly?

  But hence, something, things happen. There's things in their past that get brought up.

• 41:12Ant McPartlin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:13Declan Donnelly?

  And a thriller ensues. It's very story.

• 41:16Ant McPartlin?

  Watch list again then.

• 41:17Declan Donnelly?

  Luke Evans, John Scannell.

• 41:18Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 41:19Declan Donnelly?

  Great cast.

• 41:20Ant McPartlin?

  Very star.

• 41:20Declan Donnelly?

  ITV, this autumn, The Party. If you love a thriller, like me, get involved.

• 41:26Ant McPartlin?

  And you also like Big Brother.

• 41:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my God, Big Brother.

• 41:28Ant McPartlin?

  You still watching it?

• 41:29Declan Donnelly?

  It's getting better and better.

• 41:30Ant McPartlin?

  Are you watching it still?

• 41:31Declan Donnelly?

  It's so good. So we had, last time we spoke, we had Jedward going in.

• 41:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 41:34Declan Donnelly?

  And absolutely turning...

• 41:36Ant McPartlin?

  The splash of water out the hot tub.

• 41:37Declan Donnelly?

  Turning things upside down. Since then, they've had more people going in. But it's very good. Honestly, this series of Big Brother is Big Brother, like, back to its best.

• 41:50Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 41:50Declan Donnelly?

  It's back in its heyday.

• 41:52Ant McPartlin?

  So much great telly to watch and a TV licence covers you to watch over 400 TV channels, including the ones we've talked about today and BBC iPlayer. To find out more, go to tvl.co.uk/pod.

• 42:07Ant McPartlin?

  This episode is brought to you in partnership with Airbnb. It's nearly that time of year again.

• 42:12Declan Donnelly?

  We're off to Australia very soon.

• 42:13Ant McPartlin?

  Off to Australia again.

• 42:15Declan Donnelly?

  I'm very excited and have started packing already.

• 42:18Ant McPartlin?

  I know. I just don't get why you do it so early, man.

• 42:20Declan Donnelly?

  My spare room looks like there's been a clothes explosion.

• 42:23Ant McPartlin?

  Have you unpacked from Canada, though?

• 42:25Declan Donnelly?

  No, not really.

• 42:26Ant McPartlin?

  No, so what do you do?

• 42:27Declan Donnelly?

  Very different climates, you see. Very different climates.

• 42:30Ant McPartlin?

  So you've left that one half unpacked.

• 42:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 42:32Ant McPartlin?

  And this one's just about to get packed.

• 42:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 42:34Ant McPartlin?

  With short-sleeved shirts and t-shirts.

• 42:36Declan Donnelly?

  Exactly.

• 42:36Ant McPartlin?

  And shorts and flip-flops.

• 42:37Declan Donnelly?

  I was talking to a guy the other day as well, who travels a lot for work.

• 42:41Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 42:41Declan Donnelly?

  As we do. And he told me a very interesting thing, that when he goes away for work for a period of time, he lists his house on Airbnb.

• 42:50Ant McPartlin?

  Does he?

• 42:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 42:51Ant McPartlin?

  How does that work?

• 42:52Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you know, you can go away and stay in an Airbnb. You can also list your own home and put it on Airbnb whilst you're away.

• 42:59Ant McPartlin?

  That's clever.

• 43:00Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm. He said it's a great way of earning extra money. You decide when you want to host, how long for, and Bob's your uncle, extra money.

• 43:07Ant McPartlin?

  So Bob was the guy that mentioned this?

• 43:09Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, Bob's got nothing to do with it.

• 43:10Ant McPartlin?

  But Bob is your uncle?

• 43:11Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 43:11Ant McPartlin?

  You do have an uncle, Bob, though, don't you?

• 43:13Declan Donnelly?

  Well, no, it's my brother-in-law.

• 43:14Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay. What's this Bob gonna spend all his money on?

• 43:18Declan Donnelly?

  He's gonna spend it on a holiday so he can go away after he's been travelling for all his work.

• 43:22Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, good, makes sense.

• 43:23Declan Donnelly?

  It's a fascinating guy, Bob.

• 43:26Ant McPartlin?

  So your home might be worth more than you think.

• 43:28Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm. Find out more over airbnb.co.uk/host.

• 43:35Ant McPartlin?

  Welcome back to Famous Guys Swap Things. We have a down to two possible swaps, which is the Elvis Egg Timer, given to us by Gemma, or Shaun's Newcastle United Clock. So, Declan, for the Canadian ice hockey onesie, what are you gonna swap for?

• 43:56Declan Donnelly?

  I am going to swap for...

• 44:02Ant McPartlin?

  Come on, everyone. Drum roll. Drum roll at home. Drum roll at home.

• 44:08Ant McPartlin?

  Stop.

• 44:10Declan Donnelly?

  The Elvis Egg Timer.

• 44:14Ant McPartlin?

  Gemma, that's your Elvis Egg Timer. We'll send out the onesie to you. You send us the egg timer. And we can't wait for Dec to cook never again. Dec will never again cook a disappointing egg.

• 44:27Declan Donnelly?

  Never have, never have.

• 44:28Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, well, why'd you need it then?

• 44:32Ant McPartlin?

  This next bit is brought to you by Gemini, Google's AI app.

• 44:37Declan Donnelly?

  Now, we've got a big trip ahead of us.

• 44:39Ant McPartlin?

  We have.

• 44:39Declan Donnelly?

  To Australia.

• 44:40Ant McPartlin?

  Australia.

• 44:41Declan Donnelly?

  I was thinking of using...

• 44:42Ant McPartlin?

  Get I might.

• 44:42Declan Donnelly?

  Use... What was that?

• 44:43Ant McPartlin?

  Get I might.

• 44:44Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 44:45Ant McPartlin?

  Hawaii might.

• 44:46Declan Donnelly?

  Great. I was thinking of using Gemini to see about planning the trip and planning our time when we're there to see if we can have some kind of British comforts while we're away.

• 44:57Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, then. Okay.

• 44:58Declan Donnelly?

  And kind of, you know, British things that we might miss when we're away from home.

• 45:03Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, because I do like Australian things.

• 45:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I know. But every now and again, you want a little taste of home, you know, kind of, if there's any UK-specific haunts we can go to.

• 45:11Ant McPartlin?

  Haunts, okay, ask it that. Go on.

• 45:13Declan Donnelly?

  Shall I use the word haunt?

• 45:14Ant McPartlin?

  Haunt, yeah.

• 45:16Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, Gemini. Dec here. We've got a big trip ahead of us going to Australia. And I wondered if there were any kind of UK-British-themed haunts we could visit to make us feel more at home. Any spots out there we could watch the UK football? I thank you. Here we go. Brisbane has a vibrant expat community.

• 45:38Ant McPartlin?

  Does it?

• 45:38Declan Donnelly?

  So finding a slice of home is easier than you might think.

• 45:41Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 45:41Declan Donnelly?

  Here are some options that offer big screens, classic British pub grub and a welcoming environment.

• 45:48Ant McPartlin?

  Hip. Oh, yeah, they're good.

• 45:50Declan Donnelly?

  That's good. That's a lot of good options there.

• 45:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but with the time difference, the football's on really late or really early.

• 45:56Declan Donnelly?

  That is a good point.

• 45:58Ant McPartlin?

  So how can you... Is there any places to watch it with the time difference? Take the time difference into account.

• 46:02Declan Donnelly?

  Let me see if any of these haunts stay up late.

• 46:04Ant McPartlin?

  Go on then.

• 46:04Declan Donnelly?

  Stay up and late. Gemini, Dec again. Could you check to see when you... If any of the haunts you recommended stay up and late so we can watch English footy, please? I thank you.

• 46:16Ant McPartlin?

  Hasn't been part of you saying the word haunt?

• 46:18Declan Donnelly?

  Not so far.

• 46:19Ant McPartlin?

  No, that's good.

• 46:20Declan Donnelly?

  Not so far.

• 46:21Ant McPartlin?

  Don't make or confuse that you're going on a ghost hunt.

• 46:25Declan Donnelly?

  Here we go.

• 46:25Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 46:26Declan Donnelly?

  Generally, Brisbane venues operate under a standard Australian licensing and closing times. However, depending on the kick-off time, some adjust the schedules for major fixtures.

• 46:36Ant McPartlin?

  Do they?

• 46:36Declan Donnelly?

  So we can't watch the football while we're away.

• 46:38Ant McPartlin?

  Is Newcastle a major fixture?

• 46:40Declan Donnelly?

  Always.

• 46:40Ant McPartlin?

  It is in my eyes.

• 46:41Declan Donnelly?

  Always. I think we're gonna have a really good time when we're away, aren't we?

• 46:44Ant McPartlin?

  So do I. Don't we always?

• 46:46Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna be bringing the tune to Brisbane, Brisbane, Brisbane, Brisbane.

• 46:51Ant McPartlin?

  Download the Gemini app today to unlock the power of Google AI on your phone.

• 46:56Declan Donnelly?

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• 47:05Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's been a fun show today.

• 47:07Ant McPartlin?

  It's good, isn't it?

• 47:07Declan Donnelly?

  I've really enjoyed it. I think we could bring the mood down a bit with a few grumbles, if we've got any.

• 47:12Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, there's a few in here. There's a few in here. Here we go.

• 47:16Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for all your grumbles.

• 47:18Ant McPartlin?

  Take a couple each.

• 47:19Declan Donnelly?

  Keep them coming in to us, hanging out at ButlerBox.com. This is a safe space to come and moan. Okay. Hi, Ant Dec.

• 47:29Ant McPartlin?

  Hi. Is that it?

• 47:31Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, Ant Dec. Some of my grumbles. Take your pick.

• 47:34Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 47:34Declan Donnelly?

  Got a list here. Well, there's two.

• 47:36Ant McPartlin?

  Cheer up.

• 47:37Declan Donnelly?

  Someone who stands in a queue leaving a massive gap between themselves and the person in front. Move forward.

• 47:44Ant McPartlin?

  That's quite good.

• 47:45Declan Donnelly?

  I like that.

• 47:46Ant McPartlin?

  That's quite good.

• 47:46Declan Donnelly?

  I've never been tempted by that. Just tap my shoulder and go...

• 47:49Ant McPartlin?

  Just move up.

• 47:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, the key's moving. Yeah, that does wind me up.

• 47:53Ant McPartlin?

  And also, if you leave a massive gap, like a football match or something, that's the gap that people always walk through to get past your queue.

• 48:00Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 48:01Ant McPartlin?

  So then you never end up moving forward because that's the permissionable gap that people walk through.

• 48:06Declan Donnelly?

  The permissionable gap.

• 48:07Ant McPartlin?

  It is though, isn't it?

• 48:08Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 48:08Ant McPartlin?

  Because you've left, it's too big a gap. It's too big a gap.

• 48:11Declan Donnelly?

  Too big a gap.

• 48:12Ant McPartlin?

  Permissionable gap.

• 48:13Declan Donnelly?

  Number two, after waiting in a queue, these are very queue-bays.

• 48:16Ant McPartlin?

  Uh-huh.

• 48:17Declan Donnelly?

  After waiting in a queue that seems to stretch back to yesterday, the cashier announces the total. And suddenly, the person in front begins a leisurely grapple into the depths of their handbag for their purse. For God's sake, you had the whole time queuing to find your purse. I realise this makes me sound like a thoroughly grumpy old woman.

• 48:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:35Declan Donnelly?

  That's from Isla.

• 48:36Ant McPartlin?

  From your daughter.

• 48:37Declan Donnelly?

  It's not from my daughter. Not from my daughter. But yeah, I get that. Do you know what I hate as well? In airports, when you get to security, get to the x-ray.

• 48:48Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 48:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, now you're taking your laptop out.

• 48:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:50Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, now you're taking your belt off.

• 48:52Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 48:52Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, now you're taking your coat off.

• 48:53Ant McPartlin?

  Get ready in the queue.

• 48:54Declan Donnelly?

  Get ready in the queue. We all get ready in the queue, you know that.

• 48:58Ant McPartlin?

  Agreed. I agree.

• 48:59Declan Donnelly?

  Good grumbles, Isla.

• 49:01Ant McPartlin?

  Did she send this from her phone whilst in a queue?

• 49:03Declan Donnelly?

  In a queue.

• 49:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 49:04Declan Donnelly?

  That is good morning. Good morning, Isla. Very good.

• 49:08Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Ant Dec and gang.

• 49:09Declan Donnelly?

  Hi.

• 49:10Ant McPartlin?

  I'm writing to grumble about Livy, who had a grumble with people having December birthdays. I have a December birthday, the 29th, and it's awful. Over the years, I've stopped asking people to do things. I spend every birthday on wrapping presents wrapped in Christmas paper or none at all because it's given presents with people saying, "This one's for Christmas and your birthday."

• 49:34Ant McPartlin?

  Would that be accepted if I gave someone a present in June claiming it was for their birthday and Christmas? I don't think so. Anyway, please ask Livy to retract her grumble. Deck, happy belated birthday and Christmas. Respect, guys. Helen, that's very good.

• 49:51Declan Donnelly?

  Good Helen.

• 49:51Ant McPartlin?

  That is very good.

• 49:52Declan Donnelly?

  That is a very good grumble. Can't argue with it either, can you?

• 49:55Ant McPartlin?

  You can't argue with it. I'm, I'm really on the side of Helen here because it's tough. This is for your birthday and Christmas. What a cop out. What a cop out.

• 50:04Declan Donnelly?

  That would really annoy me. Hi, I'm Deck and Heckless Corner.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 50:08Declan Donnelly?

  I have a grumble which you might relate to. My name is Clodagh. I'm 13 and I love to play golf.

• 50:14Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 50:14Declan Donnelly?

  I was playing in a scramble event with some friends and as you know, you have to put the tee down beside the ball. So you can all hit from the same spot. That's when you play scramble and everybody takes a shot from the same place. And you pick the best ball to take the next shot from. My newbie friends kept leaving the tee in the ground when they were the last to hit. So I had to go over and pick it up, which really annoys me. Is it so hard just to pick up the tee? No respect, guys. Anyway, love the pod. Keep it going. Love, Clodagh.

• 50:44Ant McPartlin?

  Very good, Clodagh. That's very good. How old's Clodagh?

• 50:47Declan Donnelly?

  My name's Clodagh and I'm 13.

• 50:49Ant McPartlin?

  Well, first of all, 13 and she's playing scramble events. She must be good.

• 50:53Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, she must be.

• 50:53Ant McPartlin?

  So that's quite annoying. But I, but I am on board with her grumble.

• 50:57Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 50:58Ant McPartlin?

  I hear, there's, there's so, it's quite niche, that grumble, but there are so many grumbles I have on the golf course. When it comes to etiquette and timekeeping.

• 51:07Declan Donnelly?

  Golf etiquette is a very big thing for those who.

• 51:09Ant McPartlin?

  Who take too long over their shots. Get on with it. It's not the PGA.

• 51:14Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 51:14Ant McPartlin?

  This is us just having a laugh, playing golf. You're not Tiger Woods. You're not Rory McIlroy. You're Derek.

• 51:21Declan Donnelly?

  So when we, when we go and play with our mates, you know, you do that thing in the, sometimes in the bushes or down there and they're on a manhole cover and like, do I get relief from here? Do I get, do what you want? It's only fun.

• 51:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 51:34Declan Donnelly?

  Supposed to be having fun. I don't care. But yeah, I don't know.

• 51:36Ant McPartlin?

  Well, actually saying that, you have the rules of golf on your phone.

• 51:40Declan Donnelly?

  That is true. That is true. It's a free app, guys.

• 51:44Ant McPartlin?

  Doesn't matter whether you paid for it. The, the fact that it's free is not the issue. The fact that you have the rules of golf on your phone.

• 51:51Declan Donnelly?

  We had, we played golf with our friends and somebody hit another person's ball and he's like, oh, I don't know what happens here. Like, what do we do? Do I just drop it and play it again? And we'll just, you know, no, no hard feelings. I went, hang on a minute. I've got the rules of golf on my phone. I was like, oh, actually, no, you get a two stroke penalty. And you've got, you've got to play this again and all that. And he was furious with me. He said, who has the rules of golf on their phone? It's like, it's a free app. And you asked me what happens now because you'd hit the ball. Like, get over it.

• 52:28Ant McPartlin?

  Two shot penalty.

• 52:29Declan Donnelly?

  You did the crime. You do the time. Um, good grumbles. Any more grumbles? Anything you're unhappy about? Keep them coming into us. Hanging out at bellaboxer.com. We can all do some good moaning together.

• 52:40Ant McPartlin?

  Pick a winner. The permissionable gap in the queue.

• 52:43Declan Donnelly?

  Oh yeah, I think Ayla's, Ayla's queues.

• 52:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, Ayla's queues. Both, both Ayla's queue related grumbles. Get a thumbs up.

• 52:50Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Ayla. You are this week's morning mini. Is that a thing?

• 52:54Ant McPartlin?

  Well, it can be. It can be now.

• 52:56Declan Donnelly?

  You get a thumb, you get crowned the morning mini and you get, uh.

• 53:00Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, I say a book talk, but no one's bought them. So you don't get one.

• 53:04Declan Donnelly?

  Keep your moans. Keep your moans.

• 53:08Speaker 04

  And a little like tongue, like a, like a silly face from you both.

• 53:15Declan Donnelly?

  Keep your moans, keep your moans coming in. This is growing by the weakness. Keep your moans coming in. It's hanging out at beltabox.com. We'll do some good morning together.

• 53:26Declan Donnelly?

  Before we go, we've just got time for some quickfire questions from the broadcast channel.

• 53:30Ant McPartlin?

  Good.

• 53:31Declan Donnelly?

  If you want to join the broadcast channel, go on the Instagram, go on our Instagram.

• 53:34Ant McPartlin?

  And then do what?

• 53:35Speaker 04

  Then go on your bio, where your bio is.

• 53:37Declan Donnelly?

  Bio.

• 53:38Speaker 04

  Thing that says hanging out with Auntie Deck.

• 53:39Ant McPartlin?

  Hanging out.

• 53:39Declan Donnelly?

  Click on that.

• 53:40Ant McPartlin?

  Click on that.

• 53:41Declan Donnelly?

  Join the broadcast channel.

• 53:43Ant McPartlin?

  If not, just DM Fiona and she'll give you all the details.

• 53:47Declan Donnelly?

  Good. We've got some questions here. Ant's left his phone outside, so we'll do them all on mine.

• 53:53Ant McPartlin?

  Great.

• 53:55Declan Donnelly?

  Jen Chalmers says, despite not liking musicals, did Aunt like Hamilton? I worked there as a dresser and met him briefly when he came to see the show. He was lovely. Love the pod. Did you like Hamilton?

• 54:05Ant McPartlin?

  I thought Hamilton was amazing.

• 54:08Declan Donnelly?

  It's great, isn't it?

• 54:08Ant McPartlin?

  I do like some musicals. I do. We did establish that at the end of the conversation about musicals.

• 54:13Declan Donnelly?

  What's your favourite musical?

• 54:15Ant McPartlin?

  I don't have a favourite musical. I don't know. I've thought me head Hamilton or something like that, maybe. Hamilton.

• 54:24Declan Donnelly?

  Do you like?

• 54:25Ant McPartlin?

  Little Shop of Horrors, which we talked about at the time, which, you know, we're still, we're still willing to do the remake, guys. Just saying.

• 54:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 54:31Ant McPartlin?

  Just saying, cast me. Cast me, Andrew.

• 54:37Ant McPartlin?

  What's your favourite musical?

• 54:38Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 54:39Ant McPartlin?

  Grease.

• 54:40Declan Donnelly?

  No. No.

• 54:42Ant McPartlin?

  I know it's not.

• 54:43Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not a fan of Grease. What's your favourite Ollie Moore song?

• 54:47Ant McPartlin?

  What? Who said that in?

• 54:49Declan Donnelly?

  Katie McDonald 161. No, sorry. Katie McDonald 61. What's your favourite Ollie Moore song?

• 54:57Declan Donnelly?

  Dear darling.

• 54:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, probably.

• 54:59Declan Donnelly?

  Please excuse my writing.

• 55:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that one, yeah.

• 55:01Declan Donnelly?

  I can stop my hands from shaking. And Ant, when you get fidgety with ADHD, what helps?

• 55:07Ant McPartlin?

  What helps?

• 55:08Declan Donnelly?

  Are you, are you, have you got any hyper focuses at the moment?

• 55:10Ant McPartlin?

  Dogs.

• 55:12Declan Donnelly?

  Anything you're a bit.

• 55:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I'm starting on one, which I'll report back on. And I think we should report back on a future pod. Giants. Giants.

• 55:26Declan Donnelly?

  I've seen this.

• 55:27Ant McPartlin?

  You seen the clip yesterday? The giant throwing the, the logs?

• 55:31Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 55:31Ant McPartlin?

  The giants in Afghanistan throwing logs.

• 55:33Declan Donnelly?

  No, is it AI?

• 55:34Ant McPartlin?

  You don't see it?

• 55:35Declan Donnelly?

  No, is it AI? Shut up.

• 55:37Ant McPartlin?

  You shut up? Giants. The history of giants. So I've got, we should do a deeper dive into giants, I think. I know compared to you, Deck, most people have giants, but there is historical evidence.

• 55:52Declan Donnelly?

  Is there evidence?

• 55:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, that giants roamed this earth.

• 55:55Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 55:56Ant McPartlin?

  But that's not for now.

• 55:57Declan Donnelly?

  Right, okay.

• 55:57Ant McPartlin?

  That's for future rep.

• 55:59Declan Donnelly?

  Let's do that another time. That's something to look forward to, gang.

• 56:02Ant McPartlin?

  And just put it out there. Any giants who want to come on the pod to argue the case for giants, feel free. Hanging out at beltabox.com, Giants.

• 56:10Declan Donnelly?

  Martybones88 says, I've really been enjoying the Northern Dorco bases. Was wondering what your favourite toppings or pizza would be? That's from Martin and Blythe.

• 56:19Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks, Martin and Blythe.

• 56:20Declan Donnelly?

  Good, isn't it?

• 56:20Ant McPartlin?

  They're very good.

• 56:21Declan Donnelly?

  What's your favourite pizza?

• 56:22Ant McPartlin?

  Mine is a spicy salami.

• 56:26Declan Donnelly?

  He likes the spice to start.

• 56:27Ant McPartlin?

  I do like the spice. Or nujia, however you say it. Nujia, nujia. I like that. Yeah. Any kind of spicy salami I like. You? You like a chicken with a barbecue sauce?

• 56:38Declan Donnelly?

  I do like a chicken with a barbecue sauce.

• 56:39Ant McPartlin?

  I know he does.

• 56:40Declan Donnelly?

  And a bit of pepperoni on there, some onions.

• 56:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I like onion. White onion. I love white onion on pizza and mushroom.

• 56:48Declan Donnelly?

  Mmm.

• 56:49Ant McPartlin?

  Do you like sweet corn on them?

• 56:50Declan Donnelly?

  No, I do not.

• 56:51Ant McPartlin?

  I do.

• 56:52Declan Donnelly?

  I do not.

• 56:52Ant McPartlin?

  Do you like pineapple on pizza?

• 56:53Declan Donnelly?

  Well, that was going to be my next question. I've just come, recently come around to pineapple on a pizza.

• 56:58Ant McPartlin?

  Good, aren't they?

• 56:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, really good.

• 57:00Ant McPartlin?

  Do you know what's also nice? Little thinly sliced peach.

• 57:03Declan Donnelly?

  You dirty dog.

• 57:05Ant McPartlin?

  Try it.

• 57:05Declan Donnelly?

  Shut up.

• 57:06Ant McPartlin?

  Try it.

• 57:07Declan Donnelly?

  With what else? Rocket.

• 57:10Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, and burrata.

• 57:11Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 57:12Ant McPartlin?

  What's the matter with you?

• 57:13Declan Donnelly?

  That's so posh.

• 57:14Ant McPartlin?

  I don't care.

• 57:15Declan Donnelly?

  That's posh. What is, what's got into you?

• 57:17Ant McPartlin?

  I don't care if it's posh. Every now and again.

• 57:20Declan Donnelly?

  Who are you trying to impress?

• 57:21Ant McPartlin?

  My taste buds.

• 57:25Ant McPartlin?

  My palate.

• 57:25Declan Donnelly?

  Have you got posh friends coming around? Have you put peach on your pizza?

• 57:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, not you. Uh, no, it's tasty though. Try it. I, I, I like, the thing about pizza is you can put anything on there. Whatever your mood is. Mostly my mood is spicy salami.

• 57:42Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 57:42Ant McPartlin?

  But sometimes peach.

• 57:44Declan Donnelly?

  Kelly Innes says, what's your all time favourite book? One that's changed your perspective on life.

• 57:48Ant McPartlin?

  Oh God, Kelly, give us a chance to think about it, will you?

• 57:53Ant McPartlin?

  God almighty.

• 57:55Declan Donnelly?

  Asking so many questions.

• 57:56Ant McPartlin?

  Kelly, shut up. Shut up, Kelly. We're in deep questions. Well, my all time favourite book is Any Human Heart by William Boyd.

• 58:04Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 58:04Ant McPartlin?

  Still is, but it's not like, it's a novel. So it's not like a self-help book or anything like that.

• 58:11Declan Donnelly?

  A book I read years and years ago, which.

• 58:14Ant McPartlin?

  The Twits.

• 58:16Declan Donnelly?

  Well, all Roald Dahl are brilliant. I've read them always when I was a kid.

• 58:22Declan Donnelly?

  But a book that I read ages and ages and ages ago, and I absolutely loved. And it was one of those books that I loved all the characters in it. And I didn't want, I didn't want it to end because I wanted to be friends with these people forever. And it was High Fidelity by Nick Hornby.

• 58:36Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, great book.

• 58:37Declan Donnelly?

  Great book. And Not So Good, the film. Didn't love the movie.

• 58:41Ant McPartlin?

  Right.

• 58:41Declan Donnelly?

  But the, the book is great. I love that. Um, last question for this week is from Lou Clifton. Says, can we have an episode with the wives? That would be brilliant to watch.

• 58:54Ant McPartlin?

  I'm sure it would be brilliant for you, but it wouldn't be brilliant for us. We'd just be told off throughout the whole podcast.

• 59:00Declan Donnelly?

  That, Lou, is a hard no. Um, that's all we've got time for this week. Thanks for being with us here in the hangout. Once again, we're back on Monday.

• 59:08Ant McPartlin?

  We are back on Monday for bonus episodes. Uh, who knows what it's going to be? We'll just work it out when we get there.

• 59:13Declan Donnelly?

  Just feel it, shall we?

• 59:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, let's just feel it. Right, come on, let's go and have a peach pizza.

• 59:18Declan Donnelly?

  Remember to give us a follow wherever you get your podcasts and give us a like and a subscription on YouTube, YouTube. We'll see you on Monday for the bonus. Until then, respect, guys. Love you.

• 59:32Declan Donnelly?

  Said I love you.

• 59:33Speaker 04

  Love you.

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