Ant & Dec’s Girl Dinner

It’s the final bonus episode before we jet off for the Hanging Out in Australia, and the boys are in full decluttering mode: filing, piling and shredding EVERYTHING! We hear about the time Dec went wild after three espressos, Ant reveals the absolute worst thing you can call him, and the boys remember the animated movie they almost lent their voices to. Plus, we get the inside fashion scoop on what the boys are wearing, find out whether Ant & Dec would EVER let Stephen Mulhern join the gang and become a throuple, and we put their taste buds to the test with a peanut butter and brown sauce sandwich! As we say, we’re off to Australia to continue the pod, so do keep sending your correspondence in!…The address is [email protected]. Sign off your email with the name you’d like us to use. If you’d rather we didn’t mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you’d like a full-name shout-out, throw the whole thing in there! ----- 00:00 - Ant & Dec Are Confused! 01:05 - File, Pile or Shred! 02:20 - A Wild Declan 03:45 - “It All Smells The Same” 07:00 - Backup Hardrive 08:24 - BORING! 10:30 - Fashion Guys 11:45 - Hypocrite Much? 14:25 - Peanut Butter & Brown Sauce?! 14:05 - A Stephen Mulhern Throuple 17:15 - Girl Dinner! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:31Speaker 01

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• 1:30Ant McPartlin?

  If you two were left to your own devices and couldn't be bothered to cook a proper meal, what would your ultimate girl dinner look like? Tracy in Brentford.

• 1:38Declan Donnelly?

  What's a girl dinner?

• 1:40Ant McPartlin?

  How was the cake? I love it.

• 1:42Declan Donnelly?

  My second piece.

• 1:43Ant McPartlin?

  Your second piece? Well done. Well done. What is red now then?

• 1:48Declan Donnelly?

  It's, yeah.

• 1:49Ant McPartlin?

  Is it chocolate?

• 1:50Declan Donnelly?

  I thought it was just vanilla cake with food coloring. No? I thought it was chocolate with.

• 1:55Declan Donnelly?

  Chocolate with food coloring. Oh, it's chocolate and vanilla.

• 1:58Ant McPartlin?

  What? Sometimes beetroot. Beetroot? You're making this up, man. We all finished cake and stuff. Yeah. Should we do one last pod? Yeah. Before we leave. Well, have we got a few loose ends to tie up, have we?

• 2:14Declan Donnelly?

  We should do.

• 2:14Ant McPartlin?

  What did you call this episode?

• 2:15Declan Donnelly?

  An addendum.

• 2:16Ant McPartlin?

  An addendum. Nobody uses that word. Jemima, you're the only person I know in this world that would call an episode an addendum. Isn't you though?

• 2:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:26Ant McPartlin?

  I see we've got these things back and the shredder back. So I presume it's file pile. File or pile? File pile or shred?

• 2:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:35Ant McPartlin?

  File pile or shred?

• 2:36Declan Donnelly?

  It's the old shred. The dread of the shred. We've already started clearing up as you may be able to see behind us.

• 2:42Ant McPartlin?

  We rent this space to Diary of a CEO when we're not here, don't we?

• 2:45Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 2:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. And then Fern Cotton comes in after, after him, uses the space. So it's never, it's never dormant for long. Okay. I'll start.

• 2:52Declan Donnelly?

  You go.

• 2:53Ant McPartlin?

  Hi both. Just wondering, has anyone ever told you that you both might have a hoarding problem? No. Your shelves are getting very cluttered. Is it maybe time to have a clear out or give some to charity? Bryony in Anglesey.

• 3:08Declan Donnelly?

  Well, Bryony, you may be able to see behind us. We've already started having a bit of a declutter.

• 3:13Ant McPartlin?

  We have.

• 3:14Declan Donnelly?

  Bit of a clear out.

• 3:15Ant McPartlin?

  I do agree though. If we look back on the first episode, it wouldn't have been this cluttered.

• 3:18Declan Donnelly?

  Do you think it's grown and grown?

• 3:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I think it has grown.

• 3:20Declan Donnelly?

  And made our shelves grown and grown.

• 3:28Ant McPartlin?

  Bryony, thank you for your letter. We've started the process and it will be less cluttered next series.

• 3:35Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe. This is from at M Louise Kiss Kiss.

• 3:39Ant McPartlin?

  Kiss Kiss back.

• 3:42Declan Donnelly?

  Well, that's always double X. Kiss Kiss. Deck on the green tea makes sense because he's so chill. What I wonder what he's like after.

• 3:51Ant McPartlin?

  Oddly, he's so chill.

• 3:54Declan Donnelly?

  I'm quite chill.

• 3:55Ant McPartlin?

  Give over.

• 3:56Declan Donnelly?

  What I wonder what he's like after a cup of coffee. Does he go wild? Please confirm or deny, Declan. Well, I don't drink coffee. This is the problem.

• 4:05Ant McPartlin?

  So you would go wild?

• 4:06Declan Donnelly?

  One time I had some espresso. And I had like three espressos and I got really chatty.

• 4:15Ant McPartlin?

  Really chatty and really jittery. Yeah, you did, didn't you?

• 4:17Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 4:18Declan Donnelly?

  We were at a football match.

• 4:19Ant McPartlin?

  That was fun.

• 4:20Declan Donnelly?

  Somebody said, yeah, try one of these. This is a little shot of coffee. I was like, oh, that's quite nice. I'll have another one of those. I didn't realize you just are supposed to have one and then that's it. So I think I had three. I felt alive.

• 4:31Ant McPartlin?

  Alive. And then very soon afterwards, very tired.

• 4:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:35Ant McPartlin?

  Very tired.

• 4:35Declan Donnelly?

  A bit of a slump.

• 4:36Ant McPartlin?

  I'm a professional perfumer. And I was a.

• 4:42Ant McPartlin?

  Do that before I start chatting, please. I am a professional perfumer. I was excited by the fragrance chat. If you ever decide to pursue the decadent. Decadent.

• 4:54Declan Donnelly?

  Decadent.

• 4:55Ant McPartlin?

  Decadent. Fragrance brand, horse or wine, decanter shaped bottle. I'm not fussy. Feel free to get in touch and I will make it happen. That's Belle Jackson Moore. Oh, what a great name. Belle. Thank you, Belle Jackson Moore. I think we might have to file that then because we might come back to this.

• 5:13Declan Donnelly?

  So is that to make our fragrance decadent?

• 5:15Ant McPartlin?

  To make our fragrance decadent. We both did go and get aftershave.

• 5:18Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I was going to say this. We did go to a perfumier.

• 5:21Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:21Declan Donnelly?

  And make our own fragrances. Cause I think everything has a, has a base smell, then you add and you do this. But I think whatever happens is you pick so many of the different layers to put on. And by the time you put a little bit of everything, it all just smells the same. So he came back, he's like, I've made my own smell. I was like, that smells like mine.

• 5:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:41Declan Donnelly?

  I think by the time you add stuff, it's like, you know, when you're mixing colors and you keep going, you go, oh, it's just brown.

• 5:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Declan Donnelly?

  It's a little bit like that. So you need somebody who really knows what they're doing.

• 5:50Ant McPartlin?

  Well, Belle Jackson Moore might. We'll be in touch.

• 5:53Declan Donnelly?

  Belle Jackson Moore will get our people to go to your people. I have one from at Danny. Danny Minogue.

• 6:01Ant McPartlin?

  Huh?

• 6:02Declan Donnelly?

  Danny's eye, yeah. Don't know who it is. It's just Danny.

• 6:04Ant McPartlin?

  Danny.

• 6:05Declan Donnelly?

  And have you ever tried colored blind glasses? Helps you see the colors. Did you know they were a thing?

• 6:11Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 6:12Declan Donnelly?

  Me neither.

• 6:12Ant McPartlin?

  I remember the colorblind books.

• 6:13Declan Donnelly?

  And is that how you know what level colorblind is yours?

• 6:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 6:17Declan Donnelly?

  Interesting.

• 6:18Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, that's how I found out I was colorblind.

• 6:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, wow.

• 6:21Ant McPartlin?

  So I wonder if you wore those glasses, would you be able to just breeze through the books? Would you? What if I got like, you don't remember Quality Street rappers? And put them over my eyes? Yeah?

• 6:32Declan Donnelly?

  They don't do them cellophane rappers anymore.

• 6:34Ant McPartlin?

  They don't, do they? Maybe I'll just get cellophane. Does that work? Cause isn't that what you used to do to watch 3D movies as a kid?

• 6:41Declan Donnelly?

  Cause I've got quite a big family and there was the first time a 3D movie was on TV in the UK. They did a thing where they gave away 3D glasses in the corner shop and with the TV times and stuff like that. We only had a certain amount of 3D glasses in our house. So, but we all wanted to try 3D out, which is amazing. This was like in the mid eighties. So some of us had 3D glasses on and those of us that didn't decided to go into the Quality Street box and we unraveled like a red suite and a green suite. And they were holding on, holding on our eyes.

• 7:16Ant McPartlin?

  And did it work?

• 7:17Declan Donnelly?

  Didn't work.

• 7:17Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, that's a shame. Do you have photographic evidence of this?

• 7:21Declan Donnelly?

  No, I don't.

• 7:21Ant McPartlin?

  That's a shame.

• 7:22Declan Donnelly?

  I was probably about nine, maybe.

• 7:25Ant McPartlin?

  Nine.

• 7:26Declan Donnelly?

  But yeah.

• 7:27Ant McPartlin?

  Might work though.

• 7:28Declan Donnelly?

  Might work. There might, there might, there must be something

• 7:32Declan Donnelly?

  out there that works as well as 3D glasses.

• 7:34Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, there must be. Do you remember Avatar came out and 3D was just everywhere?

• 7:37Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you just remember they started selling 3D TVs.

• 7:39Ant McPartlin?

  I bought one. Of course I did. I bought one immediately. I was like, this is going to be their video television. Let's buy one. Spent a fortune and then after Avatar, nothing else was 3D.

• 7:50Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 7:50Ant McPartlin?

  What a waste.

• 7:51Declan Donnelly?

  Nobody films anything in 3D anymore.

• 7:52Ant McPartlin?

  Do you remember golf was in 3D?

• 7:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 7:54Ant McPartlin?

  Then I had the guys come around, we used to work at football. That made you sick.

• 7:58Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it was horrible.

• 7:59Ant McPartlin?

  Golf was, golf was only a couple of holes with 3D. Do you remember?

• 8:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Ant McPartlin?

  And everything was 3D for ages. But it just made you feel a bit woozy. What a shame.

• 8:12Declan Donnelly?

  We should do a 3D pod. Should we do that next series?

• 8:15Ant McPartlin?

  Huh?

• 8:15Declan Donnelly?

  Season two, 3D pod. Yeah, you can throw stuff at the camera. We'll do one episode which is just 3D.

• 8:19Ant McPartlin?

  Just 3D. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And those of you who've still got 3D glasses at home, get them out.

• 8:25Declan Donnelly?

  If not, a box of Quality Street from the 90s.

• 8:29Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, Sally Ann Stockport asks, because you two are practically joined at the hip, is it nice having a built in backup drive for your own memories? It's a good way of putting it.

• 8:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 8:41Ant McPartlin?

  And out of curiosity, who's actually the most forgetful?

• 8:44Declan Donnelly?

  I'm quite forgetful. I'm, I'm quite bad at that. I'm always leaving my glasses somewhere.

• 8:48Ant McPartlin?

  Always. Laptop. Did you leave your iPad, left your iPad on two flights recently?

• 8:55Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. I've left me a laptop charger in Blackpool.

• 8:58Ant McPartlin?

  Have you?

• 8:58Declan Donnelly?

  Somewhere. Yeah. I think I left it in the dressing room. That was annoying.

• 9:02Ant McPartlin?

  How can someone who takes so long to get ready be so forgetful?

• 9:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 9:06Ant McPartlin?

  What are you doing?

• 9:06Declan Donnelly?

  I can't work it out either. It is quite good though. Sometimes when you, when you think about something you've done in the past or somewhere you've been and you go, oh, how did, I can't quite remember. Well, how did we do that? I don't remember. I'll ask him. So it is, it is a good backup hard drive.

• 9:20Ant McPartlin?

  That's a very good way of putting it. Sally Ann and Stockport. Very good.

• 9:26Ant McPartlin?

  Question.

• 9:27Declan Donnelly?

  I've got one here from Sarah Jane 77. What are your plans for New Year's this year's boys?

• 9:34Ant McPartlin?

  That's very private information.

• 9:38Declan Donnelly?

  What did we, what did you do?

• 9:38Ant McPartlin?

  Rather not give that out to you.

• 9:40Declan Donnelly?

  Last year.

• 9:42Ant McPartlin?

  I was, I was at home, just at home, stayed in and it was quite dull. If I'm honest with you. I don't love New Year's.

• 9:48Declan Donnelly?

  I love a dull New Year.

• 9:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but not that dull.

• 9:51Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 9:52Ant McPartlin?

  And you know, I hate being bored.

• 9:53Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 9:54Ant McPartlin?

  I hate being bored. I hate boring people. I hate being described as boring. That would be the greatest insult to call me boring.

• 10:02Declan Donnelly?

  It's just a bit boring.

• 10:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, oh my, because I'm not. No, no. But last New Year I was.

• 10:07Declan Donnelly?

  I went, I had a family party last year.

• 10:09Ant McPartlin?

  Boring. No, was it good?

• 10:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it was quite good. From my brother's house. But you know, my favorite thing to do on New Year? Go to bed.

• 10:17Ant McPartlin?

  Boring. That is boring.

• 10:20Declan Donnelly?

  Best.

• 10:20Ant McPartlin?

  That's not the best thing to do.

• 10:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Sometimes when, when me and the current Mr. Tony stay in London for New Year, put the kids to bed, we get into bed about half nine, put the telly on, sleepy buys.

• 10:33Ant McPartlin?

  Sleepy buys?

• 10:34Declan Donnelly?

  By half 10.

• 10:35Ant McPartlin?

  Sleepy buys?

• 10:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 10:37Ant McPartlin?

  I can't even, I can't even.

• 10:40Declan Donnelly?

  I try and get a sleepy ball midnight.

• 10:42Ant McPartlin?

  The airtime it needs because my genuine response would be a lot of swearing. And I, and I won't do that. Sazza says, is it?

• 10:58Ant McPartlin?

  Sazza says, is it just me who loves hearing them go full Geordie? Can you do the rest of the show in full-blown Geordie accent, please? With all the trimmings? Why, aye? Course we can, man. No, because then it would feel just really forced then.

• 11:13Declan Donnelly?

  It would feel put on.

• 11:14Ant McPartlin?

  Just to be, feel a bit.

• 11:15Declan Donnelly?

  It'd feel a bit like you were backing back a grove.

• 11:17Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it would.

• 11:18Declan Donnelly?

  Hey, man's buggy man.

• 11:19Ant McPartlin?

  Hey, man, Jeff man. Quizzle, laser, frizer. Thanks, Sazza.

• 11:25Declan Donnelly?

  Rachel Fawn I X says, I love how pitched Deck can make Ant go.

• 11:32Ant McPartlin?

  Pitched?

• 11:33Declan Donnelly?

  Pitched, high pitched.

• 11:34Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up, man. Like that?

• 11:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 11:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah. You do make me go high pitched.

• 11:39Declan Donnelly?

  Which is when you react.

• 11:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 11:41Declan Donnelly?

  You do go quite high pitched. I like it, I like doing that. Makes my, uh, makes my day.

• 11:47Ant McPartlin?

  Good. At Sunshine Life says, love the podcast. Oh, for God's sake, get it done quicker.

• 11:54Declan Donnelly?

  You were supposed to go high pitched then.

• 11:56Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, get it done quicker, will you?

• 11:58Declan Donnelly?

  That's it.

• 11:58Ant McPartlin?

  Love the podcast, and to be fair, you two have a great fashion style. Really, really, really at Sunshine Life? Really? Really, really, really, really? Really?

• 12:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, what are you wearing?

• 12:16Declan Donnelly?

  Who are you wearing?

• 12:17Ant McPartlin?

  Who are you wearing?

• 12:18Declan Donnelly?

  Who are you wearing?

• 12:19Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, I am wearing a very old pair of Nike trainers, all jeans, these old things, and a wax shirt. You?

• 12:29Declan Donnelly?

  Shoes by Arigato, socks by Club Monaco, trousers by Mango, green linen jacket from Marni.

• 12:36Ant McPartlin?

  Green, is that green?

• 12:37Declan Donnelly?

  It's green, yeah.

• 12:38Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that's cool.

• 12:41Ant McPartlin?

  Very good.

• 12:43Declan Donnelly?

  Sunshine Life. Sunshine in your life.

• 12:46Ant McPartlin?

  Say how I do it now?

• 12:48Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 12:49Ant McPartlin?

  Then you go.

• 12:51Declan Donnelly?

  Alan J. Pressland says, have you both been asked to do any voice work for any animated films?

• 12:58Ant McPartlin?

  Well, yes, we have, actually. We got asked to be in an animated feature film recently, but we turned it down.

• 13:06Declan Donnelly?

  I can't even remember the name of it, can you?

• 13:08Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, I can't, and I don't want to get it wrong. But it was quite a big one, big release, theatrical release, and we said no.

• 13:14Declan Donnelly?

  It was a very small part.

• 13:15Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we don't do small parts. Only small checks. Helen in Wiltshire says, just want to point out that a few times Deck has told Ant he hasn't turned his lights on, but hasn't turned the on-air sign on himself. Hypocrite, much? Yes.

• 13:33Declan Donnelly?

  Say that again?

• 13:34Ant McPartlin?

  Much. Oh, you heard.

• 13:35Declan Donnelly?

  I didn't, yeah.

• 13:37Ant McPartlin?

  You've told me I haven't turned my light on.

• 13:38Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:39Ant McPartlin?

  A lot of times.

• 13:40Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 13:40Ant McPartlin?

  But a lot of those times, you haven't turned your on-air sign on. So you're a hypocrite.

• 13:45Declan Donnelly?

  Not a lot of times.

• 13:46Ant McPartlin?

  Says Helen.

• 13:47Declan Donnelly?

  Very rare that I forget the on-air sign.

• 13:48Ant McPartlin?

  Well, she's watched it, so she's looking.

• 13:52Declan Donnelly?

  I'm switching?

• 13:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but you might have been thinking you're switching, but you weren't switching. You might have thought you were on, but you weren't on.

• 13:59Declan Donnelly?

  Don't question my on-air light switching abilities.

• 14:03Ant McPartlin?

  Ever again. Thank you, Helen. I always like it when somebody points out Dex's hypocrisy.

• 14:13Declan Donnelly?

  I've got one from Rebecca in Hemel Hempstead. She said, now that the diary is over, have you considered starting a new one for this next era of your life? Even just a journal where you write one line a day? Now, you sometimes journal, don't you?

• 14:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Yes, I do.

• 14:30Declan Donnelly?

  Would that, would that work?

• 14:32Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I'm not sure it would.

• 14:35Speaker 05

  Would you read it to the...

• 14:37Ant McPartlin?

  Well, it's a gratitude list, really, but on the top of the gratitude list...

• 14:40Declan Donnelly?

  Am I in it?

• 14:41Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 14:42Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 14:42Ant McPartlin?

  Not always.

• 14:44Declan Donnelly?

  Not today?

• 14:46Ant McPartlin?

  Depends what mood you are. Depends if you're mean to me or not. No, it's just a gratitude list, but then at the top of the gratitude list, I thought, well, I might as well just give a little bit of context as to what I did that day.

• 14:57Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 14:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, so I suppose it would work, but I don't think there'd be lots of laughs in it.

• 15:04Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 15:04Ant McPartlin?

  It's very sincere.

• 15:05Declan Donnelly?

  Well, you should do more of that. It works with the viewers, you know. Award-winning sincerity.

• 15:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it should, it should. Uh, very good, though, very good. We should both start. Why don't we just both start a diary?

• 15:18Declan Donnelly?

  Let's do that for 2027.

• 15:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, okay, great, what's that?

• 15:22Speaker 05

  Your coffee. Corner.

• 15:24Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God. You waited the last episode to bring me in a coffee? Wow. Whoa, oh, she tripped, she tripped.

• 15:31Declan Donnelly?

  Calm, instant karma.

• 15:34Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, great. Daniel Mufflin, you've never heard that name before?

• 15:38Declan Donnelly?

  I like it.

• 15:39Ant McPartlin?

  Mufflin?

• 15:40Declan Donnelly?

  Richard Osman will have that for his books.

• 15:42Ant McPartlin?

  Mufflin, what?

• 15:43Declan Donnelly?

  He loves surnames.

• 15:43Ant McPartlin?

  Does he?

• 15:44Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Ant McPartlin?

  Well, here's one for you, Richard, Mufflin.

• 15:47Declan Donnelly?

  Mufflin. I'll be a detective mufflin.

• 15:50Speaker 05

  It's a very rare variant or spelling related to Miflin.

• 15:53Ant McPartlin?

  But then, I mean, lovely that we've got this background, but listen to this. Best sandwich is peanut butter and brown sauce. Don't be disgusting. That would be horrendous in my mouth.

• 16:06Declan Donnelly?

  Well, funny you should say that.

• 16:08Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you haven't, have you?

• 16:09Declan Donnelly?

  Because?

• 16:10Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no, no.

• 16:12Declan Donnelly?

  We've rustled one out.

• 16:13Ant McPartlin?

  I'm very, very, very choosy about what pops in my mouth.

• 16:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's good white bread, look at that.

• 16:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, you can definitely smell the brown sauce.

• 16:26Ant McPartlin?

  Why are you smiling? You looking forward to this? Are you?

• 16:30Declan Donnelly?

  Well, yeah.

• 16:30Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 16:32Declan Donnelly?

  Go on.

• 16:33Ant McPartlin?

  I love brown sauce.

• 16:34Declan Donnelly?

  Take one.

• 16:36Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God almighty.

• 16:38Declan Donnelly?

  Brown sauce and peanut butter.

• 16:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's disgusting, man.

• 16:41Declan Donnelly?

  That is a combo I would never have thought of.

• 16:43Ant McPartlin?

  You know, sometimes you feel a bit like, I'm just a bit nauseous today. Do you know what I mean? Like, I'm just feeling a bit like that, like, other days I'd wolf this down without a care in the world, but today...

• 16:55Speaker 05

  Just take a little nibble.

• 16:56Declan Donnelly?

  Do you know what? It's not awful, that.

• 17:01Ant McPartlin?

  That's actually okay.

• 17:04Ant McPartlin?

  That's actually okay. Yeah. Is it a bit too much brown sauce?

• 17:08Declan Donnelly?

  Mm-hmm.

• 17:09Ant McPartlin?

  But... What a value.

• 17:13Declan Donnelly?

  That's not terrible.

• 17:14Ant McPartlin?

  That's not terrible.

• 17:17Declan Donnelly?

  I would eat that. I am eating that.

• 17:21Ant McPartlin?

  You're eating all of it?

• 17:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 17:23Ant McPartlin?

  No, you're... I was gonna say. But, well, well done. Cheers, Daniel Mufflin. Brilliant, I'm glad we spent so much time on your second name now, because that was, that was worth it.

• 17:35Declan Donnelly?

  I've got one here from at whatimitting underscore UK. Anton Deck, it's time you made your duo a throuple. Let Stephen Mulhern join you.

• 17:46Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 17:48Ant McPartlin?

  No, thanks.

• 17:50Declan Donnelly?

  We do spend, we spend quite a lot of time with him already.

• 17:52Ant McPartlin?

  We spend a lot of time with Stephen, and we like him a lot. He's a very good friend of ours, he makes us laugh a lot. But we could invite him on the podcast more. How about that?

• 18:01Declan Donnelly?

  We should do that.

• 18:02Ant McPartlin?

  I'm short of him making ourselves a throuple, but I think we could have him on a few times this series, don't you think?

• 18:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. Can you imagine if we're a throuple and the three of us are hosting Deal or No Deal? And Celebrity Catchphrase? And I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? We don't need three people to do that show.

• 18:18Ant McPartlin?

  And Britain's Got Talent.

• 18:19Declan Donnelly?

  You barely need two people to do any of those jobs.

• 18:21Ant McPartlin?

  We've been getting away with two for years.

• 18:23Declan Donnelly?

  We fooled ITV into thinking you need two people to host the shows.

• 18:27Ant McPartlin?

  We'll never get away with three, but we can have him on the pod.

• 18:29Declan Donnelly?

  Let's have him on the pod a bit more. Can we have him as a regular guest next year?

• 18:32Ant McPartlin?

  Hands up if you want more Stephen Mulhern on the pod. One, two, three, four, five. You don't like him. Six, seven, everybody, ball one. Not a big Stephen fan.

• 18:44Declan Donnelly?

  That's awkward.

• 18:45Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, finally?

• 18:46Declan Donnelly?

  Last one of the year in the UK.

• 18:49Ant McPartlin?

  I've noticed you love talking about food on the podcast.

• 18:52Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 18:52Ant McPartlin?

  If you two were left to your own devices and couldn't be bothered to cook a proper meal, what would your ultimate girl dinner look like? Tracy in Brentford.

• 19:00Declan Donnelly?

  What's a girl dinner?

• 19:02Speaker 05

  Things that you've just kind of put together.

• 19:05Declan Donnelly?

  Like a snacky tea?

• 19:05Speaker 05

  Yeah, like a little snacky snack.

• 19:07Declan Donnelly?

  Mine would be like...

• 19:08Ant McPartlin?

  Girl dinner?

• 19:09Speaker 05

  Crackers and a bit of ham and some olives.

• 19:11Declan Donnelly?

  Mine would be cream crackers, pickled onions, um, and some quavers.

• 19:18Ant McPartlin?

  I'm really struggling to get my head around what this dinner is.

• 19:20Speaker 05

  A lazy, low-effort meal made of random snacks. Think like cupboard tapas.

• 19:25Ant McPartlin?

  Cupboard tapas, okay. Scotch egg.

• 19:28Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 19:29Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, then... Do you know what? I love the posh-prone cocktail crisps. We've spoken about this before. Tyrrells. Oh, my God, they're amazing. Then Scotch egg, sausage roll, minstrels, galaxy, mega buttons, and then, you want something to rustle? M and M's, uh, peanut.

• 19:54Declan Donnelly?

  You've got more chocolate than...

• 19:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:56Declan Donnelly?

  Savoury?

• 19:56Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah. A little, I'd start with the savoury, move to the chocolate, then never go back.

• 20:02Declan Donnelly?

  Would you have a little bit...

• 20:03Ant McPartlin?

  Have you heard that John Chutman song about you can't go back to savoury? I can't go back to savoury now. It's very funny. That once you, once you've started a pudding or your dessert, you can't go back to savoury. I don't, in my humble opinion.

• 20:19Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. We had a Sunday roast a couple of weeks ago, and, um, we had some pork, pork belly and shoulder pork, and we'd all finished, and then we had dessert, and then we remembered the cracklin was in the air fryer from the pork.

• 20:36Ant McPartlin?

  I wasn't there.

• 20:37Declan Donnelly?

  No, you weren't there.

• 20:38Ant McPartlin?

  No, there was, but I'm thinking, I don't remember this. I don't remember missing out on cracklin. What the hell?

• 20:47Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 20:50Ant McPartlin?

  You said we, like, Brett looked at me like, we had, and I'm thinking, did we? I don't remember this. I'd remember if I'd let me cracklin in the air fryer.

• 20:59Declan Donnelly?

  When I said we, I meant me and the current Mrs Donovan.

• 21:01Ant McPartlin?

  All right.

• 21:02Declan Donnelly?

  And some family, and we'd forgotten, we'd had our dessert, and then the delicious crispy cracklin was in the air fryer.

• 21:10Ant McPartlin?

  What did you do?

• 21:11Speaker 05

  Did you eat, you didn't have it?

• 21:12Declan Donnelly?

  Couldn't go back to it.

• 21:13Ant McPartlin?

  You can't go back to savoury now.

• 21:17Declan Donnelly?

  Had to leave it.

• 21:18Speaker 05

  Not even a little piece of cheese to...

• 21:21Ant McPartlin?

  Did you have it for, like, snacks later? That was it done?

• 21:24Declan Donnelly?

  That was it. I couldn't go back to it.

• 21:25Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God.

• 21:27Declan Donnelly?

  You know, when you're so full after a roast, you're like, I can't go back to that now. It's not as good the next day, so what a shame, eh? What a nut to end the series on.

• 21:36Ant McPartlin?

  What a shame, what a shame. We might as well shred all these.

• 21:39Declan Donnelly?

  Shred these.

• 21:39Ant McPartlin?

  These'll be all new. I'm just gonna get rid of the perfume, my guy, as well. Shall I? Just, I like to start afresh. Let's, let's start off. Start afresh. There you go.

• 21:49Speaker 05

  What are we gonna do now about Deck and the fragrance?

• 21:53Ant McPartlin?

  He'll be back in touch. Right, thank you so much. See you in Australia, we'll be doing the pod from there, and in the meantime, enjoy your week off away from us, because we're not on.

• 22:05Declan Donnelly?

  We'll see you when we get out there. We're gonna have a little rest next week on our way to Oz.

• 22:09Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 22:09Declan Donnelly?

  And then we see you when we get to Australia. I knew that was gonna happen. Thanks for watching, thanks for a wonderful series. See you in Australia.

• 22:21Declan Donnelly?

  Until then, respect, guys. He's popping balloons and I don't like it. Just gonna, just be signed there, just in case anybody's in trouble. See ya.

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