Pretty Little Episode #54

Mae and Tig answer your questions about friends you've never met and messy situations, on a brand new Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:04Mae Martin?

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• 0:18Tig Notaro?

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• 0:35Mae Martin?

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• 1:25Mae Martin?

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• 1:43Fortune Feimster?

  Chat with friends on the Handsome Pod. Pretty little episode.

• 1:51Mae Martin?

  Well, here we are. Tig, you didn't hear the

• 1:55Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 1:56Mae Martin?

  You didn't hear it again?

• 1:57Tig Notaro?

  Uh, no, I don't hear the, um.

• 1:59Mae Martin?

  The theme song?

• 2:00Tig Notaro?

  No. No.

• 2:02Mae Martin?

  Man, it's some, it's, something's up.

• 2:05Tig Notaro?

  Is it still as good as I remember?

• 2:08Mae Martin?

  In fact, better, better than ever.

• 2:10Tig Notaro?

  It's so weird that I am the one that can't hear it, but either way, welcome to a pretty little episode.

• 2:17Mae Martin?

  Welcome. You're looking very pretty.

• 2:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, thank you. I, uh, I told you I had to take a shower because, um, well, because I, I like to clean myself. Um, but our hot water has been out every day and our handyman has to crawl into our attic and put some code into our hot water heater. I don't know what's going on, but, um.

• 2:41Mae Martin?

  Like the fact that we are so advanced in our technology and yet you got a guy crawling up in your attic.

• 2:49Tig Notaro?

  For sure. And it is insane when you think of like water in its natural state on the planet and that some guy is crawling into my attic with a code.

• 2:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:59Tig Notaro?

  You know, it's, it's so weird.

• 3:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:03Tig Notaro?

  It's so bizarre.

• 3:05Mae Martin?

  But you look clean.

• 3:06Tig Notaro?

  I am clean. Uh, I'm back in Los Angeles. You know, I was just telling Thomas before this episode, it was so nice to see all of the incredible response to the Kristen Schaal episode where we talked about the afterlife and it basically turned into a tribute to Andrea and,

• 3:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:27Tig Notaro?

  I don't know, today's August 7th that we're recording.

• 3:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:31Tig Notaro?

  And, um, it's been a few weeks since Andrea passed and I have to say, um, uh, you know, as grief goes, it goes up and down and sideways and I definitely feel like a heaviness in my chest today.

• 3:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Tig Notaro?

  Of that, like, God, it's.

• 3:53Tig Notaro?

  It's, you know, as far as this lifetime, it's, it's done.

• 3:58Mae Martin?

  It's so not linear grief. That's, yeah, that, um, but

• 4:03Tig Notaro?

  Sneaks up.

• 4:04Mae Martin?

  The reaction blew me away. Like so many people were saying that they were crying and that they were then doing a deep dive into Andrea's work and

• 4:13Tig Notaro?

  That's what I love hearing.

• 4:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I cried again, listening to it. Like, yeah, it was really nice.

• 4:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I, I just find comfort in, um, you know, I, I know that a lot of people, when they know of an artist, they kind of have that pride of they were mine, or I knew them in the beginning and, and, um, and sometime, and I actually haven't seen this, um, with Andrea, but I know that sometimes people feel like, oh, sure, jump on the bandwagon in the end, or, and it's like,

• 4:50Mae Martin?

  I just, all are welcome on the bandwagon. It's like,

• 4:52Tig Notaro?

  For sure.

• 4:53Mae Martin?

  Let's get more eyes on the,

• 4:55Tig Notaro?

  I mean, how great that, um, Andrea's poetry is just spreading like wildfire. So, anyway, that's very comforting, but it's, yeah, it's, sneaks up.

• 5:08Mae Martin?

  But you're right. It is funny when someone, when someone's art really speaks to you and you feel, I mean, I, I like shared a thing on, it was Elliot Smith's birthday yesterday and I shared a thing like, have your birthday Elliot Smith. I'm like, I, I didn't know this man, but like it feels so personal to me. And I just want people to think about Elliot Smith on his birthday, you know?

• 5:29Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely.

• 5:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 5:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:33Tig Notaro?

  But, um, how are you doing?

• 5:35Mae Martin?

  I'm well, thanks. I'm, uh, I went to the gym, uh, this morning. I've been playing a lot of foosball. I'm like,

• 5:43Tig Notaro?

  I thought you were gonna say flute.

• 5:45Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, don't tempt me. I will buy a flute.

• 5:50Tig Notaro?

  Of course. Why wouldn't you be playing the flute?

• 5:53Mae Martin?

  I, I wouldn't be that shocked. I'm gonna order one. Can we put that on the list, Thomas? A flute solo?

• 6:01Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God. It would only make sense for me to tell somebody that May has picked up the flute and I just picture you in your backyard, floating around.

• 6:11Mae Martin?

  Floating to the menagerie of animals. Like the, I saw the possum last night, the big boy. Oh my God, he's so big and beautiful.

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  Well, you know, in country music, the possum is the singer George Jones.

• 6:24Mae Martin?

  No.

• 6:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:25Mae Martin?

  Okay, that's what I gotta learn to woo the possum.

• 6:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, you should check out George Jones.

• 6:31Mae Martin?

  I will. The thing with possums is they're so cute from the front when they're all nervous. And then you see that tail and you think, I'm not so sure.

• 6:40Tig Notaro?

  You're a rat.

• 6:41Mae Martin?

  You're a big rat.

• 6:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Tig Notaro?

  But wait, you're doing well, but you've been...

• 6:47Mae Martin?

  I'm like gearing up for this vacation in Lake Arrowhead.

• 6:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  But I'm having a really hard time like turning my brain off. I'm wondering if I'm gonna be able to actually chill. I'm like, I keep inviting people up there and I keep, I don't know. I feel like I should be doing stuff all the time, so I'm gonna really try.

• 7:05Tig Notaro?

  And walk me through what your plan is exactly.

• 7:09Mae Martin?

  Okay, get up there, go to the grocery store, stock the fridge with healthy goods.

• 7:14Tig Notaro?

  And what is healthy goods?

• 7:16Mae Martin?

  We're talking...

• 7:17Tig Notaro?

  Are we talking Diet Cokes, Marlboro Lights?

• 7:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, you know, frozen chicken fingers.

• 7:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 7:25Mae Martin?

  No, I'm gonna try and cook and stuff. I have a barbecue, so I was gonna do like salmon burgers and veggie burgers. I'm not gonna do beef while I'm up there. And, you know, eggs and stuff. What do people eat? You know?

• 7:41Tig Notaro?

  I don't know. I don't know. I'm just, you know, what I, you don't have to eat what other people are eating. I'm just curious, what are you gonna do? So you're gonna go to the grocery store, you're gonna get some healthy food?

• 7:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm gonna set up like a painting station, set up a music station. I'm gonna, yeah, just like swim and hike. And there's, there's a place that's like, I wanna say it's like Santa's Village or something in Lake Arrowhead. It's like, it's for children.

• 8:10Tig Notaro?

  Should you be telling people that Santa's Village is up there?

• 8:14Mae Martin?

  He lives there, up in the mountains.

• 8:16Tig Notaro?

  Really? Wow.

• 8:17Mae Martin?

  But they got all kinds of like ziplining and I love an activity. I'm gonna, I'm gonna do some activities.

• 8:23Tig Notaro?

  Wasn't there something where you're gonna like? Unplug?

• 8:28Mae Martin?

  There was something about that.

• 8:31Tig Notaro?

  And that idea has unplugged?

• 8:33Mae Martin?

  Well, I have, I bought this box that you lock your phone in for like five hours or as long as you want and you can't get it out for that amount of time, I guess unless you have a hammer. So I'm gonna, yeah, I'll try and do that. Last night I put on Dr. Joe Dispenza hypnotism before I went to bed. I just, it was like a sleep thing. I was asleep in five minutes and then it played through the night. I forgot to like, I don't know, set up my Spotify so it would stop playing. So I woke up 10 hours later and I've been subliminally messaged in my mind all night, like, the world supports me. I am safe. I'm healthy and I honestly feel great.

• 9:13Tig Notaro?

  Go back. You said you slept 10 hours?

• 9:16Mae Martin?

  Yes, which I never do. I fell asleep 11:30. I woke up 9:30.

• 9:21Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 9:22Mae Martin?

  I would recommend it to Dr. Joe Dispenza.

• 9:26Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 9:26Mae Martin?

  I'm scared if I Google him and he's like canceled or something, but.

• 9:30Tig Notaro?

  Well, if he gets you to sleep, you know, I mean, that's how desperate I am for sleep. I kind of don't care what's whispered in my ears.

• 9:40Mae Martin?

  Are you still waking up crackadon?

• 9:42Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm back on California time for a few days. And so this morning, when I wake up, yeah, I guess kind of still. I mean, I woke up at 5:30 here, which is 4:30 in Colorado.

• 9:59Mae Martin?

  Oof.

• 9:59Tig Notaro?

  Or no, Colorado's later. No. So 5:30. So I guess I woke up 6:30. We were out. We went out last night because we came, we came back, our whole family did. Max and Finn, Stephanie's dad. I did a benefit for the Dodgers catcher.

• 10:21Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 10:22Tig Notaro?

  And not for him, but he has this, it's called Catching Hope and it's for, you know, kids less fortunate and, and Max and Finn got to meet the Dodgers.

• 10:35Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 10:36Tig Notaro?

  Yes. All of the big stars were there and it was really, really cute.

• 10:43Mae Martin?

  Did they have like some questions for the Dodgers?

• 10:47Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 10:47Mae Martin?

  Were they too shy?

• 10:49Tig Notaro?

  Well, that's, I mean, Max was a little like, he's, he was, he was fine. Finn was like, he saw a ghost the whole night. He was like,

• 11:02Tig Notaro?

  and one of the players said, are you shy? And Finn nodded, yes. And we were like, that is hilarious. Finn talks incessantly. He knows all the stats of the entire team. He, you know what I mean? Like, he just, uh,

• 11:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, he was just shut down a little bit.

• 11:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it was really.

• 11:22Mae Martin?

  He knew that about himself. He's like, yeah, I'm shy.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I'm shy. That's what this is.

• 11:27Mae Martin?

  I had, you know, um, our mutual friend Sabrina Jelise?

• 11:30Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 11:31Mae Martin?

  So she, I mean, this is her story, but it cracked me out that last night, her, her kid who's seven woke, he's been taking it, just going in the middle of the night and waking them both up and being like, hey, what's up?

• 11:44Mae Martin?

  And so last night he woke them up and he was like, can I get in bed? And they were like, Wolfie, we gotta start, like, go back to your own bed. So he goes back to his own bed and then they just hear him like crying, like, and he never, because Sabrina goes in, she's like, what's up? He's like, I just, I don't know. I want a hug and a kiss. And she's like, okay. And then he goes to bed. And then in the morning, she was like, hey, what was all that about last night? Why were you so upset? And he goes, I thought you were offending me.

• 12:13Mae Martin?

  I thought you were offending me. That's so good.

• 12:16Tig Notaro?

  What did he mean by that exactly?

• 12:19Mae Martin?

  Who knows? Maybe he felt rejected and so he was like, oh, you don't want to hug me, but.

• 12:24Tig Notaro?

  I thought you were offending me. That's so cute.

• 12:27Mae Martin?

  The reaction to thinking someone is offending you is to go and cry hard and loud.

• 12:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:39Mae Martin?

  Well, should listen, should we get some questions from the audience?

• 12:43Tig Notaro?

  I think we should.

• 12:45Mae Martin?

  That was weird.

• 12:45Tig Notaro?

  Well, it's our, um, it's our listener audience.

• 12:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:50Tig Notaro?

  Right?

• 12:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, you're in.

• 12:52Speaker 04

  Hi, handsome. This is Anna from Texas. My question is, is there anyone, real or fictional, that you've never met, but you feel like you're friends with them? And if so, who are they and how have they impacted your life?

• 13:10Tig Notaro?

  Gosh, that's kind of perfect on the heels of talking about Andrea, because I feel like everyone that has gotten into Andrea feels like they know Andrea so deeply.

• 13:21Mae Martin?

  Very much, yeah.

• 13:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:23Mae Martin?

  That ties into what we were saying, that like parasocial relationship, I guess, of like, or yeah, and just people that you know. Yeah, I mean, maybe you've had this experience I have where like, yeah, there's people you admire, comedians you admire, and you think we're aligned, and then you meet them and you are, and you become friends.

• 13:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, or you meet people and you're like, whoa.

• 13:43Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 13:43Tig Notaro?

  We are not aligned.

• 13:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:48Tig Notaro?

  Um, so the question is, somebody you know or?

• 13:52Mae Martin?

  Or somebody you've never met that you think you'd be friends with, you're certain you'd be?

• 13:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I thought she said somebody you do know or you don't know.

• 13:59Mae Martin?

  Like a celebrity or someone who you think?

• 14:02Tig Notaro?

  Uh, real or fictional. I see a real or fictional person. Okay.

• 14:07Mae Martin?

  Fictional is interesting.

• 14:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:10Mae Martin?

  I'd like to think I'd get along with JC. I'd like to think he would be, you know?

• 14:16Tig Notaro?

  Meaning Mr. Christ?

• 14:18Mae Martin?

  Mr. Christ would be receptive to me, I think, and?

• 14:21Tig Notaro?

  God, I've never thought of calling him Mr. Christ.

• 14:24Mae Martin?

  Me neither, and I love it.

• 14:25Tig Notaro?

  I think I'm gonna, I'm, have you heard that before, Thomas? Mr. Christ?

• 14:30Speaker 05

  No, that's a first for me. I like it.

• 14:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I think I just cracked something open with that. Uh, Mr. Christ. So you really feel like you would?

• 14:40Mae Martin?

  Well, isn't that his whole thing?

• 14:42Tig Notaro?

  I don't know. I, I, I'm not a, I don't really follow Mr. Christ much.

• 14:48Mae Martin?

  I, I just imagine him as profoundly kind, so I, I think, I think we'd chat, but I, okay, more recently, um, I've been watching overcompensating with Benito Skinner. Do you know him? He's a really funny comedian and and I I've met him maybe once, but in my mind, we were good friends because I just love his material. I listened to his podcast. I forgot that we weren't like close friends. And then I saw him at Just for Laughs in Montreal. I was like, hey, what's up? He was like, hi.

• 15:21Mae Martin?

  But I really feel like he's just so funny.

• 15:24Tig Notaro?

  And so did you talk more to him and and get a vibe either way?

• 15:28Mae Martin?

  The the best vibe. Yeah, we didn't talk for long, but we have so many mutual friends too. So I'm I'm like really creepily trying to muscle in there, but.

• 15:37Tig Notaro?

  You know, I had a

• 15:40Tig Notaro?

  I had an experience funny that this question came up because the person I'm about to mention, I was just invited on his podcast. When I go to New York next week or whenever, yeah, next week. Anderson Cooper.

• 15:56Mae Martin?

  Oh, no way.

• 15:58Tig Notaro?

  I was on a late night talk show with him once, or he had just taped his episode. Well, whatever, our our dressing rooms were across the hall from each other. And and I saw him just sitting in his dressing room. And I just I walked in, I was like, hey, I mean, I mainly just really liked him and wanted to say hi.

• 16:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:23Tig Notaro?

  But I I did feel like, oh, right. We don't know each other, but I really, really enjoyed following his news stories and.

• 16:35Mae Martin?

  And has it turned into a friendship or no?

• 16:38Tig Notaro?

  I've never met him other than that. It just was kind of that moment of, oh, right. I'm just really familiar with him and he's just waiting to go on and tape this episode. And we just had a very brief hello and that was the end of that. And and so I'm very much looking forward to going on his podcast. But he's definitely somebody that. I've listened to a lot

• 17:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 17:09Tig Notaro?

  over the years.

• 17:10Mae Martin?

  That's a good answer.

• 17:11Tig Notaro?

  And for, and for some reason, not everyone that you listen to a lot, you feel that

• 17:17Mae Martin?

  Totally.

• 17:17Tig Notaro?

  connection with.

• 17:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, or even like someone like Paul McCartney, who I admire so much. I'm like, I'd rather just have a quick hello. I'm not sure that we'd become fast friends and then that would be disappointing to me. But there's people that you're like, we have a similar sense. Yeah, like, well, I was, I felt very nervous to meet Sarah Silverman because I was like, I really think we'd get along. Like, and I was like, I want us to go well. And I was at Largo, I was with Brett Goldstein. And after the show, we went up and he was like, oh, this is May. And we're chatting. Then I start telling this story. I don't know. I was nervous. I start telling some long anecdote. And she's kind of listening. And then about halfway through, she goes, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening to any of that.

• 18:03Mae Martin?

  I was like, awesome. That's great. But it was perfect. And then now, of course, we're pals. Let's hear Anna's answer.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  My answer is obvious. It is all of y'all. I started listening when you only had three episodes out. And I've listened every episode since then. You all have joined me through many a time in my life. I started listening while I was pregnant with my first and only son. So you've joined me on many walks, being very pregnant in the heat of Texas. You've joined me on some sleepless nights with a little infant. You've joined me on some sad bummed out drives back to work, some family road trips, all kinds of

• 18:53Speaker 04

  stuff. I just really appreciate the silliness and the joy. We all need it so much. I look forward to it every week. Thanks, guys.

• 19:02Tig Notaro?

  That's so nice to hear.

• 19:04Mae Martin?

  Thanks, Anna.

• 19:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, really nice to hear because it is.

• 19:09Tig Notaro?

  Such a fun thing to, to get into the silliness and, but then again, our listeners allowing us to flip over to the grief, you know?

• 19:25Mae Martin?

  And I've never had, you've had podcasts for, but I've never had like, it's like a long-term relationship, like where people really have been through.

• 19:34Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 19:35Mae Martin?

  I had that, I was a big fan of My Favorite Murder. I don't think I've ever met those two, but I felt like they were my pals. Yeah.

• 19:42Tig Notaro?

  Man, there's nobody sillier than Karen Kilgariff.

• 19:46Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 19:47Tig Notaro?

  Nobody. She is a silly, silly person.

• 19:51Mae Martin?

  That's amazing.

• 19:51Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you know, just to go back, also Eddie Van Halen. I think when I was a kid, I was like, oh, man, we would be tight.

• 19:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 20:01Mae Martin?

  Should we hear one more?

• 20:02Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely.

• 20:03Speaker 06

  Hi, handsoms. This is Kristen from Vermont, sitting here in my own kitty city on a Sunday afternoon.

• 20:09Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 20:09Speaker 06

  I've been trying to get some chores done and that has been what made me think of my question. Did you grow up in a dishes done after dinner and before bed kind of family? Or was it more of a let them sit until whenever you're ready kind of thing? And second follow-up is, and what are you now? Is it the same? Is it different? I'm super curious to know.

• 20:33Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's a good question. Yeah. What's your, well, yeah. Um, my house was dishes done right after.

• 20:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:42Tig Notaro?

  I would say I live in a house that is now currently dishes done right after eating. Um, however, I might take a beat longer than Stephanie. Like I like to, if, if something is really stuck on a pan or a dish, I like for it to soak.

• 21:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:04Tig Notaro?

  Stephanie gets like, as soon as the food is in her mouth, everything's over to the, the, um, sink and she's immediately scrubbing whatever cheese or sauce or.

• 21:16Mae Martin?

  Sweating, scrubbing.

• 21:18Tig Notaro?

  Just like getting it off and getting it done. And I really appreciate that, but I don't think she appreciates, you know, the half hour to hour I take before I'm like, but at other times, like when we have dinner parties or something.

• 21:34Tig Notaro?

  I am all about heading over there and doing, whether it's my dishes or your dishes, or if I'm at someone else's house, I'm more than happy to get in there and get to it.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  Have you ever been at a dinner party where like something, there's something said during the dinner party and then at the end of the dinner party, like one person goes to do the dishes and someone else kind of comes and follows and you're like, what was that about? Why'd they say that? Like, there's a nice moment in the kitchen where you can take a break from the dinner party.

• 22:03Tig Notaro?

  Yes. Yeah. I do enjoy a dinner party break.

• 22:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I'm pretty untidy, but I'm not like filthy, but I, I definitely will forget and leave it. Sometimes if next to the sink or in the sink, but maybe a couple hours and then, and then load the dishwasher. But growing up, it was dishes done after dinner, for sure.

• 22:27Tig Notaro?

  Now, speaking of tidy, my eyes are terrible. What is that black lump with the white thing on top?

• 22:33Mae Martin?

  That's a panda. No, that's, that's a pile of clothes that I'm selling. I have like a bunch of clothes that I want to get rid of. And, and so my roommate, Matt, I said if he's, if he wants to sell them, he could keep the cash. I just don't, I don't want to.

• 22:53Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God. I just had a great idea.

• 22:55Mae Martin?

  What?

• 22:56Tig Notaro?

  On our website, we should have personal items for sale from Handsome.

• 23:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And the proceeds go to-

• 23:03Tig Notaro?

  And we list them.

• 23:04Mae Martin?

  Charity. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've got a lot of things like this, crystals I could, you know, part with for sure.

• 23:11Tig Notaro?

  All right. Thomas, can we do personal items for sale from Handsome?

• 23:16Speaker 05

  For sure.

• 23:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, that'll be so funny.

• 23:20Speaker 05

  What are you gonna sell, Tig?

• 23:21Tig Notaro?

  Uh, I think the first thing I'd sell is that panda in, in May's house.

• 23:30Mae Martin?

  He's not bothering anyone.

• 23:33Tig Notaro?

  Honestly, you could have convinced me that was a panda. I cannot see anything.

• 23:38Mae Martin?

  My office has kind of become like the dumping ground for, for, for stuff. I don't know what to do with, but-

• 23:43Tig Notaro?

  Same.

• 23:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:45Tig Notaro?

  All right. Well, let's hear Kristen's dish routine.

• 23:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 06

  For me, I definitely grew up in a dishes done after dinner and before bed kind of family. And I think my parents would be moderately mortified at just how much of a let them sit person I have become as I've moved into my own adulthood. So, thank you so much and love you guys. Keep it handsome.

• 24:12Mae Martin?

  Thank you so much for sending your questions. Please keep sending them to speakpipe.com/handsomepod. As always, we are bewildered that no one is asking for advice. No one wants us to weigh in about their love lives, their careers, but feel free. Yeah. What do you have coming up, Tig?

• 24:32Tig Notaro?

  Well, I have a bunch of local shows in Los Angeles and some in Toronto. September 27th, I will be in Biloxi, Mississippi at Beau Rivage Resort and Casino. Go to tignotaro.com for all show and ticket information. And yeah, just keep deep diving into Andrea Gibson's poetry and tell your friends, share one of your favorite episodes of Handsome with somebody that you think will enjoy this. I don't know.

• 25:10Mae Martin?

  Whatever this is.

• 25:11Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, whatever this show is.

• 25:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I've got, I always have like, local Los Angeles shows that I forget to plug. So, check out my social media. I'm at Largo at the end of the month. I'm not sure the date yet, but yeah, I'm always doing shows in LA.

• 25:26Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 25:27Mae Martin?

  Well, love it.

• 25:28Tig Notaro?

  Till next time.

• 25:30Mae Martin?

  Keep it.

• 25:31Tig Notaro?

  Keep it pretty handsome.

• 25:34Speaker 06

  Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Woolett. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod.