Pretty Little Episode #114

Mae and Tig spin some yarns and dispense knitting advice on a cozy lil autumn sweater of an episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:06Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I've got the lighting set just right before I settle in for a cozy evening? Glaring mistake. I've gotta do something about that overhead light before it wrecks the entire vibe of my night. Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Handsome, chatting with friends on the handsome pod. Pretty little episode.

• 0:46Tig Notaro?

  Hey, it's your friend Tig Notaro on Handsome's Pretty Little Episode.

• 0:54Mae Martin?

  The Handsome Pod.

• 0:56Tig Notaro?

  I'm here with my delightful co-host. What's your name?

• 1:00Mae Martin?

  Mae Martin.

• 1:01Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 1:01Mae Martin?

  And you are?

• 1:02Tig Notaro?

  I am Tig Notaro. Did I mention that?

• 1:05Mae Martin?

  I think you did, actually.

• 1:06Tig Notaro?

  Who cares? We don't listen to each other. We just...

• 1:09Mae Martin?

  No.

• 1:10Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 1:11Mae Martin?

  Just thinking about what we're gonna say next.

• 1:13Tig Notaro?

  I'll tell you, I'll tell you what I'm gonna say next.

• 1:16Mae Martin?

  Tell me.

• 1:17Tig Notaro?

  You were asking before we started recording, and Thomas said, "Save it for the podcast." You said, "How was the Bills game?"

• 1:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah, your trip to Buffalo.

• 1:28Tig Notaro?

  It's so funny. I have to say, we are so lucky that Max and Finn are game for, you know, they of course love to go to New York City, or they want to go to Hawaii, or whatever, but they are game for the cornfields in Ohio to visit my friends there, or Mississippi, or we spent spring...

• 1:50Mae Martin?

  Just a suburban, yeah.

• 1:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. We spent spring break once in Chicago, and, but yeah, we went out, it was Stephanie's birthday, and so I planned this trip to take us to the Bills' first home game of the season, which happened to be their very first time to play in their new stadium. And it was, you know, I'm not a, I'm not a team sports person, but I love watching Max and Finn play and...

• 2:27Mae Martin?

  And watching them watch must be fun.

• 2:30Tig Notaro?

  Yes, but that Bills game, I think it turned me into, I was kind of a Buffalo Bills fan because my family was so into it, but I think they won me over now with this, with the game that I went to. It just, it is very magical. And I don't know if you're familiar with the Bills mafia?

• 2:52Mae Martin?

  No.

• 2:53Tig Notaro?

  It's the fan base. It takes hours to get into the theater because everyone is tailgating in the parking lots.

• 3:05Mae Martin?

  Do they call it a theater?

• 3:07Tig Notaro?

  Did I say a theater? Oh, stadium.

• 3:11Mae Martin?

  You got, yeah, listen, you're a new fan.

• 3:14Tig Notaro?

  See, that's how much I'm not a sports, team sports person. No, the Buffalo Bills stadium. Stephanie will be amused. It's like, you know what tailgating is?

• 3:28Mae Martin?

  Tailgating, yeah, yeah.

• 3:29Tig Notaro?

  Everyone partying in parking lots. I'm talking every parking lot you're passing. Everybody is drinking, barbecuing, dancing. Everyone's dressed in Bills clothing. It's such an experience.

• 3:47Mae Martin?

  That's very cool.

• 3:48Tig Notaro?

  It is. And I think that there's just, it's undeniably special. And so to be in Buffalo, and Stephanie grew up part of her childhood there, and so we took Max and Finn to see, yeah, her house and where she went to school and...

• 4:06Mae Martin?

  Did they have a ton of questions about her, like, like whenever my parents would show me something from their childhood, I was like, entranced.

• 4:15Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes. And they, it was like, we brought them to Hollywood, California, the way they were like, wanting to go back by her house again, and wanting to see the baseball field that she played softball on. And it just was, we went to Niagara Falls, and it was just such a nice trip, and it was so personal to our family. And...

• 4:42Mae Martin?

  That's amazing.

• 4:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it was, it was really nice. And she loves pizza, so we went out for just pizza at this local place. And then we went to, their teacher, who is from Buffalo, recommended Sweet Jenny's, which is a candy shop, ice cream shop, and comic book store. So we just went in there and had a field day. And I just have to give that place a shout out because they have a sign on their wall saying, "If you can't afford an ice cream cone, you get a free scoop," or "If you're recovering from cancer," or, it just, it was, it got me. I was like, "I'm all in, sir."

• 5:23Mae Martin?

  That's really nice.

• 5:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:25Mae Martin?

  So now, it just goes to show, like, you don't have to, I don't know, you don't have to go to Disney or like Broadway shows with kids. Like, you can be like, "We're gonna do Buffalo. Like, we're gonna find all the cool things in Buffalo, all the..."

• 5:39Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. This last spring break, we couldn't travel, you know, because of fluff, and so we just did a staycation, and we went everywhere so we could be with her to care for her.

• 5:52Mae Martin?

  That's so nice.

• 5:53Tig Notaro?

  And we went everywhere, and, and just treated our hometown like it was, like we were out-of-towners. So, yeah, it's fun. You don't have to, you don't have to go to Hawaii, but who's gonna say no to Hawaii?

• 6:07Mae Martin?

  I've never been. I really want to go before global warming. Anyway, I, well, I'm feeling, I'm in a great mood, it's because it's Bisexual Awareness Day today, but no, Visibility today.

• 6:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice. Look at you out there in the crowd.

• 6:25Mae Martin?

  It's my big day.

• 6:26Tig Notaro?

  It sure is. Do you mean one side or another?

• 6:31Mae Martin?

  I think we can confidently guess which side I'm leaning on.

• 6:38Tig Notaro?

  With women.

• 6:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I mean, look at me.

• 6:40Tig Notaro?

  I just don't want to make an assumption.

• 6:42Mae Martin?

  I know. Well, that's the thing, is I really, I don't want people to assume that. So I, I like to really wave the banner of how into men I am, which I am, but I think historically, looking at my life, I've been in love with maybe two men and probably more women. But sexually, I think I'm maybe 50/50, compatible. But romantically, I think I'm in awe of women. Like, I feel like a different gender to them, where I'm just like, "You're from, you're from heaven." Like, and they're mysterious to me.

• 7:19Tig Notaro?

  And you feel that way about me?

• 7:21Mae Martin?

  You are an enigma. But yeah, men, I, I feel like less, they're less mysterious to me, which is weird, because I was raised a girl, but you know what I mean? I'm like, I get men. I can tell what they're thinking. They can't tell what I'm thinking.

• 7:39Tig Notaro?

  What is Thomas thinking right now?

• 7:40Mae Martin?

  He's thinking, May's making generalizations that do not apply to all men. And you know what? He's right.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Spot on, spot on.

• 7:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's true, actually.

• 7:51Tig Notaro?

  And how are you gonna celebrate your visibility today?

• 7:54Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna paint one half of myself pink, one half blue. And then I'm gonna go out, you know, this is what all bisexuals do on...

• 8:04Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 8:05Mae Martin?

  On this day. And then you go out, you try to find a boy and a girl and a trans person at the bar, and then you date them all. That's the rule.

• 8:13Tig Notaro?

  But you're not allowed. I think you're in a committed relationship, kid.

• 8:17Mae Martin?

  I am, I am. So maybe I'll just do a very kind of bi role play or something.

• 8:25Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 8:25Mae Martin?

  I'll get Parv to be the pirate, the pirate king this time.

• 8:29Tig Notaro?

  And is, is poverty bi?

• 8:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I would say. Yeah.

• 8:35Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 8:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but it's funny, like, I mean, all these things change and evolve throughout your life.

• 8:43Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 8:43Mae Martin?

  And depending on who you're with, too. Like, yeah.

• 8:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah. But increasingly, with the state of the world and men in America, I think, and the president and stuff, I'm seeing more and more, especially of Parv's friends, often who've been through a marriage or something. I'm curious, like, you know, not that you can choose your sexuality, but I think a lot of previously straight women are saying, "I just can't, I can't relate," because it's hard for men to relate to what I'm feeling right now about the injustice and misogyny and...

• 9:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I've heard women say, "I don't feel like my husband's mad enough."

• 9:23Mae Martin?

  Yes, I think that's a big thing. Yeah, where, yeah, and it's, you don't want to have to ask the men in your life to stand up for you and your rights. So it's, it is kind of a boner killer. It's a, or a, you know, it's a libido killer, I think. There's nothing hotter than a socially conscious, liberated man.

• 9:45Tig Notaro?

  Like Thomas.

• 9:47Mae Martin?

  Like Thomas, exactly.

• 9:48Tig Notaro?

  Yes. Thomas is, is the dreamboat.

• 9:52Mae Martin?

  He really is.

• 9:53Speaker 03

  Aw, thank you.

• 9:55Tig Notaro?

  Well, thank you.

• 9:58Mae Martin?

  Should we? I don't know what I'm talking, what I'm rambling about, but should we get to a question?

• 10:02Tig Notaro?

  Yes, but happy bisexual day to you and Parvati. I hope you celebrate.

• 10:09Mae Martin?

  Oh man, oh, I know what I could tell you, actually. I went to, I took Parv to an immersive horror theater experience on Friday.

• 10:17Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 10:18Mae Martin?

  That was deeply unsettling. I went with my friend Joe and his friend as well, but we got there and it's a big mansion in Koreatown and they said, you're going in in a group of 10. The actors are allowed to touch you. Just surrender to the experience. It's a, they said it's a vampire brothel in the 1920s and you gotta go in there and you gotta kill the mayor. And we were like, okay, got it. And then they said, you, to me, and they said, are you brave? And I said, no, absolutely not. Whatever this is, I don't want to be the one. But secretly, I was like, that may be the special one.

• 10:57Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 10:57Mae Martin?

  And then they said, you go on ahead. And they took me separately from my, the group and they made me crawl through a window into the, this dark basement. And then I'm there, I said, well, what do I do down here? And they said, you'll, it'll become clear. And then I knew there was someone in the basement with me. I knew someone and it was dark and hazy and I was like, hello? I knew there was someone down there. Hello? Who's there? And then this guy bursts out and he's like, what are you doing here? Come with me. And then he put me in a cage and then he was gonna steal my blood. And then, and then the rest of the group arrived. And then anyway, I ended up with a bag over my head with this

• 11:34Tig Notaro?

  Jesus.

• 11:35Mae Martin?

  vampire sex worker talking in my ear about how I was gonna work with them at the brothel. I was the new recruit. I was in heaven.

• 11:43Tig Notaro?

  May, I don't know when this was happening, but I know for sure whenever it was happening, we were having very different days.

• 11:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you, you were like tucked up in buffalo in your, in your nightie.

• 11:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God.

• 12:02Mae Martin?

  It was really, well, because once the initial fear wears off, then it's a little bit corny and you can enjoy it because it's really, the actors are really going for it, you know?

• 12:13Tig Notaro?

  Trying to scare you.

• 12:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. It was great. It was really fun. Parvati just cackles throughout, like she finds, when she's scared, she's just like cry laughing, whereas I'm like, we need to be respectful of the actors and we need to do exactly what we're told and in order to maximize our experience. And she's kind of rebellious, like, you know, if they're going, if they're saying something to her, she'll, she'll push back a little.

• 12:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:39Mae Martin?

  And I'm like, okay, well, she doesn't mean that, but it was really fun.

• 12:49Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I don't mix stripes with polka dots before I go out for the day? Fashion failure. Considering I never wear stripes or polka dots, I have no idea how this even happened. Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings varies, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 13:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, that does not sound fun. I will be honest. It sounds like hell.

• 13:23Mae Martin?

  I think I'm gonna be doing a lot of these things around Halloween.

• 13:27Tig Notaro?

  I love that you love that. It's fascinating to me. I will say, I, I don't know if I told you, but I'm on the new season of American Horror Story.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  If I knew that, I'm sorry, but that's cra, that's wild.

• 13:42Tig Notaro?

  No, I'm, I'm only in one episode. I was terrified.

• 13:49Mae Martin?

  Even being in it?

• 13:50Tig Notaro?

  In this, yes, because it felt like somebody could, yeah, it felt like, are we all actors here?

• 14:01Mae Martin?

  That's cool that they, that that, that is the atmosphere on set. They must, I don't want spoilers, but were there people in crazy makeup and stuff and?

• 14:10Tig Notaro?

  I'm not spoiling anything. I'm just telling you, I was like, I loved it, but I was also like, oh my God.

• 14:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:22Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God. Oh my God. This is very unsettling. Yeah.

• 14:26Mae Martin?

  I don't, I don't like, like Halloween Horror Nights at Universal where someone's just chasing you with the chainsaw or something, but I love an immersive theater thing where there's a narrative and there's actual actors talking to you. And I really love that. Yeah.

• 14:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I typically steer away from scary stuff.

• 14:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:46Tig Notaro?

  But I, I enjoyed, I enjoyed doing it. I was just like, whoa, whoo. And of course, people have done, I'm like crazier, weirder, scarier stuff, but it's just not my typical go-to. So it was, I was walking into a whole different world, but I enjoyed it.

• 15:06Mae Martin?

  And were you act, did you have to be acting frightened?

• 15:10Tig Notaro?

  No, you don't wanna spoil it.

• 15:12Mae Martin?

  Okay, no spoilers. Cause I find that kind of hard and in filming wayward and doing a jump scare and know, but knowing when it's coming and going, you're going through the house with your gun and then I'm, I know that I'm just have to go, and I, I was.

• 15:27Tig Notaro?

  I, I got hit one time on a sitcom I did, like a ball hit me in the head and I knew it was coming. So I had to act like I didn't know a ball was gonna hit me in the face. And that was like the hardest acting I've ever done in my life. Cause, and we had to do numerous takes of a ball coming and smacking me in the face and not look scared. So, or not expect it, but.

• 15:52Mae Martin?

  Not be like, oh.

• 15:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. Anyway.

• 15:57Mae Martin?

  All right. Well, should we get a question?

• 15:58Tig Notaro?

  I think we should, May.

• 16:00Mae Martin?

  I think so too, Tig.

• 16:01Speaker 04

  Hi handsome, Catherine in Asheville, North Carolina. If Thomas finally granted you your wish and you did your sexy handsome calendar y'all have been talking about, what's one idea you have for one of the months?

• 16:17Tig Notaro?

  I love that she thinks that Thomas holds the power to say yes or no.

• 16:25Tig Notaro?

  He's so controlling and he won't let us do it yet.

• 16:29Mae Martin?

  And we're like, please grant our wish.

• 16:31Tig Notaro?

  Please. No.

• 16:33Mae Martin?

  That's so funny. Okay. Some of our ideas that we've talked about are firemen.

• 16:40Mae Martin?

  Maybe bonnets was one, like sort of like Victorian.

• 16:44Tig Notaro?

  We should be in diapers, probably with rattles and a bonnet.

• 16:49Mae Martin?

  And a bonnet. Yeah. What else?

• 16:53Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I feel like I just go straight to the obvious sexy fireman and then get myself the mustache that I think is hot on myself. I mean, not hot on myself, but hot, it's, you know, I like their.

• 17:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. And then the full kind of fireman bodysuit type thing.

• 17:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but I think I would go topless firefighter.

• 17:20Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah. Great. Yeah. Maybe put a bit of.

• 17:23Tig Notaro?

  Suspenders.

• 17:24Mae Martin?

  Yes, suspenders. Okay.

• 17:26Tig Notaro?

  Maybe one suspender down, you know, cause I'm just, you know.

• 17:32Mae Martin?

  Casually.

• 17:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, what else? I was just getting undressed. Who's this walking in?

• 17:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Glistening. I would do maybe pirates or, or like farm boy, farm boys, like little cowboy type. You got your thing, you know, a piece of straw sticking out your mouth.

• 17:53Tig Notaro?

  And would you please wear short shorts?

• 17:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, I will.

• 17:57Tig Notaro?

  Cut off short shorts?

• 17:59Mae Martin?

  A hundred percent little twink shorts. Yeah.

• 18:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. What with Fortune? I all of a sudden just put Fortune in a, a cat suit.

• 18:09Mae Martin?

  Oh, that would be good.

• 18:10Tig Notaro?

  With like whiskers and, but I don't know, I guess that reveals, I think cats are sexy.

• 18:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:19Tig Notaro?

  And I just put it on Fortune.

• 18:22Mae Martin?

  Like I'm picturing one of the costumes from the musical Cats on Fortune and she's like, yeah.

• 18:31Tig Notaro?

  Crawling around. Maybe that's what it is. I feel like when Fortune has a cocktail, she crawls around, shows her gams.

• 18:38Mae Martin?

  She really does. She gets a little feline.

• 18:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she does. She gets a little feline. Yeah, but I'm open to whatever. Whatever Thomas says we have to do, we will do it because he's the boss of us.

• 18:54Mae Martin?

  I think Catherine has some suggestions for us.

• 18:57Speaker 04

  Here's my thoughts. December has to be Tig. She's cozy in bed, warm, sexy blankets around, a fireplace to her left side, and her bulky sexy CPAP on. April has to be Fortune. She's at one of May's party, looking shyly into the camera over her shoulder, and in front of her is a beautiful spread of cheeses and charcuterie.

• 19:25Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 19:25Speaker 04

  And then May, well, I'll let you all decide.

• 19:30Mae Martin?

  Excuse me. Beg your pardon, Catherine?

• 19:36Tig Notaro?

  You were getting so geared up for yours.

• 19:39Mae Martin?

  I was so ready for it. But we have to decide? Okay, well, then it's Star Wars themed.

• 19:44Tig Notaro?

  You get to freestyle.

• 19:46Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 19:47Tig Notaro?

  But I feel like Catherine really gets me, gets like the snuggly fire situation. Plus, I'm going to be dressed as a fireman and there's a fire in the room.

• 19:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I gotta say, I thought we were all gonna be in all the pictures. Like, I thought we'd all be snuggled up by the fire.

• 20:05Tig Notaro?

  We can do that, too, if Thomas lets us.

• 20:07Speaker 03

  I'll allow it.

• 20:08Mae Martin?

  Okay, great, great. Let's do one more.

• 20:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 20:13Speaker 05

  Hello, handsome pod. This is Lisa, a fan from Canada. I have so many questions for you, but I'm going to keep it light and easy today. I am at a bit of a creative block in terms of knitting, and I have this really nice wool. It's a bit of a bulky wool. It's a really pretty blue color, and I just don't know what to make with it. I've started and stopped, I think, five different things at this point. So I would like your suggestions as to what I should make with this wool. It's not quite enough to do a whole sweater. So

• 20:53Speaker 05

  something that's not a whole sweater. Love you guys. Thank you so much. Take care.

• 21:00Tig Notaro?

  Thank you.

• 21:02Mae Martin?

  Lisa, thank you.

• 21:03Tig Notaro?

  What about a baby sweater?

• 21:05Mae Martin?

  Sure. Yeah, if there's babies in your life, that you can't go wrong. Although, I bet babies are like, stop giving me this knitted stuff, like the little boots, the little hats.

• 21:18Tig Notaro?

  Babies aren't thinking, stop giving me these.

• 21:21Mae Martin?

  They're not?

• 21:22Tig Notaro?

  No, they're not. They're barely thinking anything.

• 21:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're right. They're thinking hungry, tired.

• 21:28Tig Notaro?

  Boob.

• 21:29Mae Martin?

  Boob, yeah. Oh, what about a bra, like a bikini, like a honey love bra, like a sort of tea cozy style bra?

• 21:42Tig Notaro?

  A knitted brassiere?

• 21:44Mae Martin?

  A knitted brassiere.

• 21:46Tig Notaro?

  Brassiere?

• 21:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think that would be a good idea.

• 21:49Tig Notaro?

  Or what about, don't people wear like arm or leg warmers? People wear arm warmers.

• 21:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, 80s style leg warmers would be good, too. Yeah, like, like a real, no, it's okay, it's, it's blue. I mean, how long does it take someone to knit something?

• 22:07Tig Notaro?

  Would take me a lifetime, May.

• 22:09Mae Martin?

  You'd have to be learning from your own mind. So, yeah, I'm going brassiere, small brassiere.

• 22:16Tig Notaro?

  Not a double D brassiere.

• 22:19Mae Martin?

  No, small.

• 22:20Tig Notaro?

  Yes. I'm gonna go, oh, you know what? Sweatbands.

• 22:26Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, classic. That's good. That would, you'd look good in a sweatband. You'd look like a kind of Power Ranger type, like you're spiking out hair from around the band.

• 22:36Tig Notaro?

  I wore sweatbands in the movie I did with Reese called Your Place or Mine.

• 22:45Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 22:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, my character wore wristbands.

• 22:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's great.

• 22:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:50Mae Martin?

  I'm, I'm about to play a kind of Jane Lynch style character.

• 22:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice.

• 22:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, in the show Meatballs, based on that movie Meatballs, about a summer camp. I only have a couple of days filming, but I've never.

• 23:07Tig Notaro?

  Meatballs from like the 80s?

• 23:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they're making a TV show of it.

• 23:10Tig Notaro?

  Oh, wow.

• 23:11Mae Martin?

  Really done that where I just show up for a few days. So I'm excited, but I'm, I'm playing a real baddie.

• 23:19Tig Notaro?

  Welcome to your new favorite thing of showing up a few days and then heading out.

• 23:24Mae Martin?

  Oh, you're right.

• 23:25Tig Notaro?

  I love it so much, doing just popping in for a day or a week and then later.

• 23:33Mae Martin?

  Bringing the good vibes and then you're out. Yeah, that sounds nice.

• 23:37Tig Notaro?

  Here to make friends and then I am out the door.

• 23:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's great. Get a ticket to the premiere?

• 23:44Tig Notaro?

  Get a ticket to the premiere? Sell that ticket? No, I'm kidding. Well, Lisa, thanks for your question. And let's see, do you have anything coming up?

• 23:56Mae Martin?

  I'm always in, in LA. I'm at, I'm at Largo and Dynasty Typewriters and The Elysian sometimes, but check out, especially Largo. I'm gonna have a really good show in November with music and I'm going all out. So check out social media for those deets on my, my Instagram. And yeah, what about you?

• 24:17Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm always a Dynasty Typewriter and Largo in Los Angeles doing my circus. I'll also be in Olympia, Washington. We added a show. Fresno, Napa. I'm also gonna be in Wilmington, Delaware, Tarrytown, New York, New London, Connecticut. And yeah, just go to tignotaro.com and you will find me somewhere.

• 24:46Mae Martin?

  And keep submitting your questions and your advice requests to speakpipe.com/hansampod. We love to hear from you and we love you.

• 24:55Tig Notaro?

  I love you, too.

• 24:57Mae Martin?

  And until next time.

• 24:59Tig Notaro?

  Keep it.

• 25:00Mae Martin?

  Keep it.

• 25:01Tig Notaro?

  Pretty handsome.

• 25:04Fortune Feimster?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro, and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Woolett. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 25:26Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

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• 25:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate, North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.