Pretty Little Episode #103

Mae and Fortune review their bucket lists and identify with fictional characters on today's super-Pretty Little Episode! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterSubmit your questions to speakpipe.com/handsomepod http://speakpipe.com/handsomepodFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:18Mae Martin?

  Well, well, well, if it isn't, Mae Martin and Fortune Feimster, welcome to the Handsome Pod.

• 0:24Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. It's our prelude episode.

• 0:28Mae Martin?

  It's pretty, it's little, it's an episode. Nice to see your beautiful face.

• 0:33Fortune Feimster?

  It's so nice to see your beautiful face. What is this bedroom I've not seen you in before?

• 0:39Mae Martin?

  I'm actually, this is a hot scoop. I'm in my dad's puppet world.

• 0:45Fortune Feimster?

  It was, it was giving childhood, you know, it was giving childhood.

• 0:51Mae Martin?

  Which is crazy because they've only lived here like 10 years.

• 0:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm up, like in the top of the house, he has like his study and it's where he makes his puppets. And I said, do you mind me showing the world some of your puppets? And he was like, please be my guest. So here I am.

• 1:10Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it's where the magic happens.

• 1:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's a real workshop. Like he, it's crazy.

• 1:16Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow. Yeah.

• 1:17Mae Martin?

  Isn't that mystical? If you're just listening, we've got some very esoteric puppets. He just made this one for me.

• 1:24Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa.

• 1:25Mae Martin?

  Of a man with a mullet and some tattoos.

• 1:29Fortune Feimster?

  Nice blue eyes.

• 1:30Mae Martin?

  Beautiful blue eyes, terrified of a bear.

• 1:34Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I wonder what inspired that.

• 1:38Mae Martin?

  The bear story, the bear portal, the bear video. I, oh, you, oh, you were being.

• 1:44Fortune Feimster?

  That was, I was.

• 1:46Mae Martin?

  You're such a good actor, I didn't know.

• 1:47Fortune Feimster?

  Connection.

• 1:50Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, well, I don't know if you remember a little thing about the bear portal. How could I forget?

• 1:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, so I want to incorporate these into my special, which I'm taping on Sunday in a couple of days. So.

• 2:01Fortune Feimster?

  I can't believe you're already taping a special.

• 2:04Mae Martin?

  Dude, I know.

• 2:04Fortune Feimster?

  That's exciting.

• 2:06Mae Martin?

  I'm so like unprepared.

• 2:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, really?

• 2:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, I don't know. Cause do you usually tape right after you've been touring? Like it's fresh in your mind?

• 2:16Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. I'm gonna be, I start, I pick up my tour again right around now and this early August. And go in pretty hard until mid-December and then I film it. I, I gotta get it just done while it's been fresh and worked out. And I don't want a big space between anything.

• 2:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm like, I don't even remember who I was when I wrote that show. But I'm gonna, I'm gonna refresh my memory. I'm doing a few warm-up shows in Toronto. Yeah.

• 2:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I like to do, I like to do shows leading up to it that, so it's just there. So by the time you film it, it's just like second nature.

• 2:57Mae Martin?

  Muscle memory, I'm hoping. But I am filming some, I'm putting improv in it. So that's a real.

• 3:03Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, really?

• 3:04Mae Martin?

  Wild card. I mean.

• 3:06Fortune Feimster?

  With it, with anyone?

• 3:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, with my friend Matt, because I talk about him in the show and then we were on tour together. But I think I, I'm gonna film it in a way that if it sucks, I don't have to use it because it is risky.

• 3:18Fortune Feimster?

  I think that's good. I think that's good. Like you should have your material ready to go. Have enough that you know you're covered.

• 3:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:25Fortune Feimster?

  But, uh, you know, but also like you can lift a story if need be and add the improv if it works.

• 3:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think that's what I'll do. It's hard to film improv. You kind of lose the magic of the moment. But I don't know. I think it could work. I think.

• 3:42Fortune Feimster?

  Well, take a look at Ben Schwartz. He does, has an improv show on Netflix that he did live.

• 3:50Mae Martin?

  It's so good. And, but I'm like, is there a reason that there haven't been any since?

• 3:56Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 3:56Mae Martin?

  It's weird that there aren't more, you know, like improv is the best, but I'm hoping, I'm hoping it works. I think it'll be really good. Yeah.

• 4:03Fortune Feimster?

  Well, you'll film it and see, and it could be one of those things where like you, all of the elements come together and it works. And it could be that you're just like, ah, maybe not for the special, but for something else.

• 4:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, totally.

• 4:15Fortune Feimster?

  You could always take what you filmed and release it online if it ends up not being for the special.

• 4:22Mae Martin?

  That's a cool idea.

• 4:23Fortune Feimster?

  There's multiple uses of it. YouTube.

• 4:25Mae Martin?

  YouTube. We love YouTube. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah. Well, I feel creatively inspired because I'm in this weird little workshop. We got a lot of pictures of that's, this is a picture of my mom when she was like 19.

• 4:41Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, blah, blah, boom. Hot mom.

• 4:45Mae Martin?

  Beg your pardon. And then, uh.

• 4:48Fortune Feimster?

  I beg your pardon.

• 4:50Mae Martin?

  Beg your pardon. And I think that's my great-grandfather there, that painting. That painting used to be in my grandma's house and it's eyes follow you. And I thought it was haunted and one day it just fell off the wall. So.

• 5:03Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. It probably is.

• 5:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I don't, I don't doubt it.

• 5:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:07Mae Martin?

  Are you around all your childhood stuff there? You're in the South.

• 5:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm, my mom, I, my mom doesn't live where I grew up. She lives in the same hometown, but not the same house. So all the stuff I had, either I brought it to my house in LA or it's deep in the closet somewhere here.

• 5:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:28Mae Martin?

  Wait, I haven't even talked to you. I mean, I'm like, should we save this for a full, but how was like the insane press tour for The Hawk and everything? It's number one on Netflix right now.

• 5:39Fortune Feimster?

  So fun. It's been, it's great. Like it was, it's always fun to talk about a show that you, uh, love doing, you know, and love the cast. I did some stuff by myself and some stuff with the cast and that was super fun. You know, it's that classic throwback Will Ferrell character, uh, that he does. And, um, a lot of people have been reaching out saying that they really enjoyed it and it made them laugh. And you know, that's the goal with a comedy like that. You're not like writing a comedy like that to like, it's not Emmy speeches. It's like, let me, let's be silly and make people giggle.

• 6:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the joke ratio is crazy high. It's so silly and warm and positive and you're so good in it. You're really great in it. Yeah, yeah.

• 6:26Fortune Feimster?

  You too. It was fun to see us try to be tough guys.

• 6:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. I still feel embarrassed. I feel like I, I'm acting like I'm in The Departed. And then like, I forgot that I was in a comedy.

• 6:40Fortune Feimster?

  You were taking that, that's what you need, different levels.

• 6:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:44Fortune Feimster?

  People enjoyed, uh, you changing up with the dark hair. I think some people didn't realize it was you for a bit.

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  Cause I didn't have my golden.

• 6:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, your, your luscious blonde locks.

• 6:57Mae Martin?

  They just, they were gonna make, have me wear a wig. And when they put it on, it looked so insane. That they ended up just spray painting it black. So it was just like thick black paint. But are you getting tons of messages?

• 7:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, a lot of people watching it. It's funny, a lot of, I've been bopping around from, I had a bunch of New York press. And then went to North Carolina and in the process of those two places, a lot of people going, hey, I literally just watched you on TV last night. Like they're almost like, what are you doing here?

• 7:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like you walked out of their TV and into their lives. Yeah.

• 7:34Fortune Feimster?

  Walked out of their TV. So, uh, but yeah, it's fun. It's cool anytime a new show comes out.

• 7:42Fortune Feimster?

  Getting people's feedback from it. Um, and yeah, it's just, it hasn't been out too long. So people are still finding it.

• 7:49Mae Martin?

  Well, it's super juicy. I'm excited.

• 7:51Fortune Feimster?

  Thanks.

• 7:52Mae Martin?

  Binged it. I watched it in Yellowknife. I, I was on vacation and then I did a music festival in like Guelph, Ontario. And then I flew to the Northwest Territories, like truly the Arctic where it's light.

• 8:05Fortune Feimster?

  I saw it. Like it was so bright at midnight.

• 8:08Mae Martin?

  So bright at midnight and, and, um, but there's wildfires. So the smoke was so thick that I couldn't, you couldn't really leave the hotel in the day. So I, I binged it and I, um, also watched the World Cup final by myself screaming. Were you watching it?

• 8:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, for sure.

• 8:26Mae Martin?

  Did you scream?

• 8:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I was up on my feet like everybody.

• 8:30Mae Martin?

  Dude, I feel like similar to how I felt when Aubrey won Survivor. I got invested as the game went on. I was like, this is becoming a battle of good and evil. Like the way they were playing, like Spain played so well. And yeah, Argentina was pretty aggressive.

• 8:48Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty feisty, that team. Yeah.

• 8:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:51Fortune Feimster?

  It got, it got crazy, but it was, uh, cool to see Spain take home the, the trophy. Just because Argentina won it last time. I like to see a, a change up.

• 9:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And, and like that young 19-year-old player is so great and.

• 9:06Fortune Feimster?

  La Minha Mol.

• 9:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's it. You're my only friend who's also into this, by the way.

• 9:11Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I love it. I'm, I've, I've been missing it.

• 9:15Mae Martin?

  I know. It gave structure to our lives.

• 9:18Fortune Feimster?

  It did. And a few, one of the few things that everyone, not everyone, but so many people were watching at the same time. You felt like connected to people.

• 9:26Mae Martin?

  I know, I know. I think we should maybe get into like watching Premier League soccer, like the British.

• 9:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I just never know when it's on.

• 9:36Mae Martin?

  I know, I know.

• 9:38Fortune Feimster?

  We'll look into it. Well, should we get some questions?

• 9:41Mae Martin?

  Let's do it.

• 9:42Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, Ben.

• 9:43Speaker 00

  Hey guys, it's Lily. I'm 13 years old from Guelph, Ontario, and I just got back from May's Hillside performance, which was so incredible. My question for you guys is, is there a TV show or movie character who you feel represents you? And if so, why?

• 9:57Fortune Feimster?

  A TV show or movie character?

• 10:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that represents you. That's a great question. Thanks, Lily. Also, thanks for coming to Hillside Festival in Guelph, not to be confused with Hillsong, the Christian.

• 10:13Fortune Feimster?

  Christian church.

• 10:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:15Fortune Feimster?

  I've been to Guelph.

• 10:16Mae Martin?

  Have you? It's funny. The word sounds like a hiccup or something.

• 10:19Fortune Feimster?

  I know. It took me a while to, uh, figure out, uh, how to say it, but we filmed there for a couple of days. Yeah.

• 10:27Mae Martin?

  It's good. A lot of my friends went to university there. So my memories are of going up there and binge drinking in my teens.

• 10:36Fortune Feimster?

  I just walked around the downtown lovely.

• 10:38Mae Martin?

  Um, okay. A film or TV character that represents us.

• 10:44Mae Martin?

  Okay, I know who I want it to be.

• 10:46Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 10:47Mae Martin?

  Is Chris Chambers from Stand By Me. River Phoenix in that movie. He's so cool, but that's like aspirational.

• 10:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 10:56Mae Martin?

  Crazy to say that it's aspirational for me to be a 13 year old boy. Uh, but.

• 11:03Fortune Feimster?

  The vibe, you like the vibe?

• 11:05Mae Martin?

  He's so cool in it. He's got, he's just, and he's kind of a soulful leader of his group of friends. I just, I wanted to be him so bad, but realistically, I'm probably Vern from that movie. Who's always like, no, I forget the secret password.

• 11:19Fortune Feimster?

  God, I'm gonna watch that movie again. It's been years since I've seen it.

• 11:23Mae Martin?

  You have to.

• 11:24Fortune Feimster?

  You referenced it a couple of times and I'm like, I need to go back and see what you're referencing. Cause it's been too long.

• 11:31Mae Martin?

  I think realistically, I'm like the candlestick in um, Beauty and the Beast. Cause I'm like sort of frantic and sweating and trying to invite people to events and be like.

• 11:40Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 11:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. What about you?

• 11:42Fortune Feimster?

  Be our guest, be our guest, put our service to the test.

• 11:46Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 11:47Fortune Feimster?

  That's a great song.

• 11:48Mae Martin?

  God, it's good.

• 11:49Fortune Feimster?

  Who would I be? Gosh. Uh, probably Kathy Bates's character in Fried Green Tomatoes.

• 11:58Mae Martin?

  Wait, I thought you were gonna say in Misery.

• 12:00Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 12:07Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, that's, that, I would be her if I was straight, if I was a straight woman that had, that got married. And was unsatisfied. That wouldn't be, that would, that could have easily been my life.

• 12:19Mae Martin?

  I've never seen Fried Green Tomatoes.

• 12:21Fortune Feimster?

  Fried Green Tomatoes is so good.

• 12:23Mae Martin?

  Put it on the list.

• 12:24Fortune Feimster?

  Again, aspirationally, I'd love to be idgy, idgy, but uh, I'm not.

• 12:29Mae Martin?

  From that movie? How do you spell idgy?

• 12:33Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, is it I D G Y?

• 12:35Mae Martin?

  Idgy.

• 12:36Fortune Feimster?

  Played by Mary Stuart Masterson.

• 12:39Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, she's cool.

• 12:41Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God, she was so cool in that movie. And there was all these lesbian undertones between her and. I forgot the other character's name, Helen? I'm not sure.

• 12:54Mae Martin?

  Okay, so that's who you wanted to be?

• 12:57Fortune Feimster?

  That's who I wanted to be for sure. Cause she just, we had the blonde curly hair.

• 13:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:03Fortune Feimster?

  Going, you know, but she was just like so cool and. I was more like Kathy Bates pissed off at my husband.

• 13:12Fortune Feimster?

  Who, who would get invited to a party to look at vaginas in a mirror and can't see it.

• 13:18Mae Martin?

  Wait, is that, that happens in that movie?

• 13:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 13:22Mae Martin?

  What? I thought it was a kids movie.

• 13:25Fortune Feimster?

  No, God, no. The movies go back, the movie flips back from old times to current times. But like when the movie, current times being like 25 years ago, I can't remember how long ago.

• 13:37Mae Martin?

  God, okay, I gotta watch it.

• 13:39Fortune Feimster?

  And Jessica Tandy is in it. I'd love, do you know this generation doesn't know who Jessica Tandy is? And it pains my heart.

• 13:49Mae Martin?

  That, she missed me, passed me by somehow, Jessica Tandy.

• 13:52Fortune Feimster?

  You don't know Jessica Tandy either?

• 13:54Mae Martin?

  No, no.

• 13:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God, man, you're killing me. Driving Miss Daisy?

• 14:00Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, I recognize her.

• 14:02Fortune Feimster?

  Cocoon?

• 14:03Mae Martin?

  Cocoon, yeah. Okay, no, but I don't.

• 14:06Fortune Feimster?

  I know, she's, uh, it's fine, I'm old, but God, she was amazing.

• 14:12Mae Martin?

  I also feel like I kind of relate to, I don't know if you remember in um, Return of the Jedi.

• 14:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:19Mae Martin?

  Jabba the Hutt has a little kind of monkey sidekick who's kind of grotesque and it's like. On his, and it's like a little puppet on his shoulder. And I always related to that guy a bit. What's that? I forget.

• 14:31Fortune Feimster?

  All the frantic ones you relate to.

• 14:34Mae Martin?

  That's my sort of internal landscape and then outside I want to be like Chris Chambers.

• 14:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:39Mae Martin?

  Should we hear uh, Lily's answer?

• 14:41Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 14:42Mae Martin?

  What if she says your character from The Hawk?

• 14:44Fortune Feimster?

  They call him the hawk. He's a golfer, the greatest golfer in the world. It's a fun theme song.

• 14:54Mae Martin?

  Really good.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  By the way, May, the character you're referencing from Star Wars is Salacious B. Crum.

• 14:59Mae Martin?

  Salacious B. Crum, that's right. I one time bought a puppet of him uh, to give to my brother. Salacious B. Crum.

• 15:07Fortune Feimster?

  What a name.

• 15:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and you never hear that name in the movie, but that just is his name.

• 15:12Fortune Feimster?

  I'd never knew that.

• 15:14Speaker 00

  My answer would be Michael Scott from the American version of The Office. Ignoring how culturally inappropriate he is. He's a super empathetic person who really just wants the best for everyone. Even if he has an unorthodox way of showing it. He's super awkward, but like in a headstrong cheerful way. So yeah, that's what I think. I can't wait to hear you guys' answers.

• 15:35Fortune Feimster?

  Nice.

• 15:36Speaker 00

  Keep it handsome.

• 15:37Mae Martin?

  Wait, this is the, the most articulate 13 year old I've ever heard.

• 15:41Fortune Feimster?

  I was singing that too. I was like, she sounds so mature.

• 15:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that was great. And yeah, Michael Scott, I think we all have a Michael Scott in us. That's why that show resonates with everyone. Cause that trying to get everything right and just getting everything wrong. But his heart's in the right place.

• 15:57Fortune Feimster?

  Right. Love that. Well, let's get another question.

• 16:02Mae Martin?

  Let's do it.

• 16:03Speaker 04

  Kia ora, hello, May, Tig and Fortune, or whatever combination happens to be listening to this question. Uh, my name is Nadine. I'm calling from Aotearoa in New Zealand.

• 16:14Mae Martin?

  Cool.

• 16:14Speaker 04

  And I'm just watching your 100th pretty little episode. Congratulations.

• 16:18Mae Martin?

  Hey.

• 16:19Speaker 04

  My question is, do you have a bucket list? And if so, what are some examples on your list?

• 16:28Mae Martin?

  I, I've never written one down. Have you written one down? But I have things.

• 16:33Fortune Feimster?

  You do?

• 16:34Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, I want to go to Antarctica.

• 16:37Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, Chelsea just went there.

• 16:40Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 16:41Fortune Feimster?

  You should ask her about it sometime.

• 16:43Mae Martin?

  Cause there's only a small window when tourists can go, otherwise it's just scientists that live there and they get weird. Uh, there's a documentary about them where Werner Herzog went to, to make a documentary about the Arctic. And then the people, the scientists there were so weird, he started making it about them and their life. So that would be cool. I'd like to go to that extreme kind of environment.

• 17:04Fortune Feimster?

  He saved Joaquin Phoenix once from a car.

• 17:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 17:08Fortune Feimster?

  He flipped a car, or did you tell us that? Or did I read that?

• 17:12Mae Martin?

  I think you read that.

• 17:13Fortune Feimster?

  I must have read it. He flipped his car on one of the canyon. And uh, uh, Joaquin did, and he woke up to Warner uh, being like, what's up, man? He didn't pull him out or something.

• 17:27Mae Martin?

  He would be like, this is an atrocity. I have to save this man. That's how he talks.

• 17:33Fortune Feimster?

  I think he said Joaquin asked for a cigarette.

• 17:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, really?

• 17:36Fortune Feimster?

  He was like, now's not the time. I think that was part of the story, something weird like that. So Antarctica, what else?

• 17:44Mae Martin?

  Uh, I would love to spend time with bear cubs. Like I watch a lot of videos of pandas and baby bears and stuff. I'd like to do a kids movie. Uh, well, yeah, there's so many things. What?

• 18:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 18:03Mae Martin?

  What about you?

• 18:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh gosh, bucket lists.

• 18:06Mae Martin?

  Bushcraft. I'd, I'd like to build a, a shelter, like um, a cabin, like with my bare hands or something. That would be cool.

• 18:16Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. Oh, you've really thought these things out. I don't have a bucket list. Of, I feel like a lot of things that I wanted to do, I did.

• 18:25Mae Martin?

  You're ready to call it a day.

• 18:27Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, yeah, I'm done. Uh, I'd like to go to Japan. I've never been. That would be cool. I'd like to write a book one day.

• 18:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, I would love to read your book.

• 18:38Fortune Feimster?

  I just need to live a little bit more life, I think.

• 18:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you gotta go to Japan and then write the book.

• 18:45Fortune Feimster?

  Go to Japan first, then write book.

• 18:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah. It'd be good if your book, if you wrote the book, if it had sections that were the equivalent of you bursting into song. But they just, all of a sudden, it was in capital letters, like, I drove all night.

• 19:03Fortune Feimster?

  Um, well, you never know, that might end up in there. It'd be fun to take my mom on another cruise. I'm hoping that could happen.

• 19:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that would be great.

• 19:12Fortune Feimster?

  Another gay cruise, preferably. That's her preference too.

• 19:17Mae Martin?

  Really? She was, she's never going back to straight cruises.

• 19:22Fortune Feimster?

  She loves those gay men. They treat her like a queen.

• 19:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah, as they should.

• 19:28Fortune Feimster?

  My bucket list is just to enjoy life and be happy. And any adventures that come my way in that pursuit, I'm pumped, I'm gonna be pumped about.

• 19:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you want to say yes to things.

• 19:40Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 19:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I mean, travel, travel's huge.

• 19:44Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 19:45Mae Martin?

  But you travel so much anyway, but.

• 19:47Fortune Feimster?

  I know.

• 19:48Mae Martin?

  Would you ever, we've talked about, you wouldn't skydive or bungee jump, right? That's the.

• 19:52Fortune Feimster?

  No, that is not on my bucket list. Nothing, nothing to adventure seeking. I don't want that.

• 20:00Mae Martin?

  I, people who, you're out of your mind if you're doing, if you're jumping out of a plane, I can't, I can't get on board.

• 20:08Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm. I don't want any part of that.

• 20:12Mae Martin?

  No.

• 20:13Fortune Feimster?

  So yeah, my bucket list is a bit tame. Some, I feel like people have these big lofty things usually, but I'm, I'm. Feel like so many of my dreams have been attained that it's hard to reach for, for more.

• 20:27Mae Martin?

  That's very nice, but you, you deserve the world.

• 20:33Mae Martin?

  You do, dream big.

• 20:35Fortune Feimster?

  You deserve the world.

• 20:36Mae Martin?

  You deserve the world, actually.

• 20:41Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I appreciate that, you do.

• 20:45Fortune Feimster?

  I want, is playing on Survivor on your bucket list?

• 20:49Mae Martin?

  No, I

• 20:50Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 20:51Mae Martin?

  I would ruin it for myself. I'd, I'd

• 20:53Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  I'd be such a wreck. I can't do it. I would definitely, uh, like to continue to watch it though. That's on my bucket list. I'd like to be on, go on Traders. That would be fun.

• 21:05Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, I could see you doing that. Oh, well, obviously on our handsome bucket list is us three hosting the Oscars together.

• 21:11Mae Martin?

  That truly, yeah.

• 21:14Fortune Feimster?

  That would be, that would be a good one.

• 21:16Mae Martin?

  I mean, where do we start with our, with our list? I mean, there's a billion.

• 21:19Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, the list is full of things.

• 21:22Mae Martin?

  Things, yeah. But it's funny, none of those things came up.

• 21:25Fortune Feimster?

  No attempt to get, uh, ahead of.

• 21:28Mae Martin?

  I know. We gotta start small and just do one little thing. I think we're starting too lofty with the wellness weekend. I could, I feel like we need to start small, but.

• 21:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. We do good to schedule podcasts.

• 21:41Mae Martin?

  First, we gotta schedule some podcast recordings. That's hard enough.

• 21:45Fortune Feimster?

  We're doing a wellness weekend. We better record at least two podcasts.

• 21:49Mae Martin?

  That's true. I mean, that's a good way to, to do it. Except you and I'll be in a terrible mood because we haven't had any cheese or like.

• 21:57Fortune Feimster?

  I'm hungry.

• 22:02Fortune Feimster?

  Well, does Nadine, yeah, does Nadine have any, uh, bucket list items? I love New Zealand, by the way. New Zealand. No.

• 22:10Mae Martin?

  No.

• 22:10Fortune Feimster?

  No, is Australia? No. I believe it's New Zealand.

• 22:16Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:16Fortune Feimster?

  That's what, that's what I've been told.

• 22:19Mae Martin?

  Lucy Lewis.

• 22:20Fortune Feimster?

  It goes down.

• 22:21Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 22:22Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 22:23Mae Martin?

  No.

• 22:24Fortune Feimster?

  And Australia's no, like a question?

• 22:27Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 22:28Fortune Feimster?

  That's what a New Zealander told me. If they lied to me, I apologize, Nadine.

• 22:33Speaker 04

  I've recently started a bucket list and some examples of mine is to take a road trip around our beautiful country, Alberta, to watch some pandas for quite some time. And to try some sweet corn ice cream. And there's also a few travel items on there as well. Um, yeah, that's all. Thank you so much for everything that you do. Your podcast is one of the joys of my life. So thank you so, so much.

• 23:05Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, Nadine.

• 23:07Mae Martin?

  That's so nice. I mean,

• 23:08Fortune Feimster?

  So sweet.

• 23:09Mae Martin?

  I feel like Nadine lost us a bit with the sweet corn ice cream, but to each their.

• 23:14Fortune Feimster?

  I've just never heard of it.

• 23:15Mae Martin?

  I've never heard of it, never dreamed of it.

• 23:17Fortune Feimster?

  Um, but if it's on Nadine's bucket list, there must be something to it.

• 23:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I'm open to it. And how weird that we both said pandas.

• 23:26Fortune Feimster?

  I know.

• 23:27Mae Martin?

  But I think we must have the same Instagram algorithm.

• 23:30Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 23:31Mae Martin?

  I saw a job posting that was like, your job would be cuddling pandas.

• 23:36Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 23:36Mae Martin?

  And I was like, sign me up. I'm ready to give up everything and move to China.

• 23:40Fortune Feimster?

  There's gotta be more to it than just cuddling a panda. There's, it cannot be that.

• 23:44Mae Martin?

  There's some small.

• 23:45Fortune Feimster?

  Cute of a, cute of a job.

• 23:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:49Fortune Feimster?

  Must clean lots of shit.

• 23:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:51Fortune Feimster?

  Must be also part of that.

• 23:53Mae Martin?

  Shit cleaning all the other animals. And then you get a little cuddle at the end.

• 23:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 23:58Mae Martin?

  Not too bad.

• 23:59Fortune Feimster?

  Well, these were lovely questions. Once again, I always look forward to hearing what people are gonna bring up.

• 24:06Mae Martin?

  Me too. And Lily might've been our youngest question asker. If you have any kids with questions, send them in.

• 24:12Fortune Feimster?

  Fire away. I am in Paw Patrol, uh, coming up here in a couple of weeks.

• 24:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:18Fortune Feimster?

  Um, another kids movie.

• 24:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:23Mae Martin?

  Um, what do you have coming up? Oh, and also I'd like to remind people to keep submitting your questions and your advice requests. Go to speakpipe.com/hansampod.

• 24:32Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I'm on tour in a ton of places, but in the next few weeks, uh, or this weekend, Foxwood Casinos, uh, in Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey, and then Province Town, Massachusetts next weekend. So any of you, uh, Cape, Cape gays, uh, come out to the show.

• 24:50Mae Martin?

  I, oh, August 22nd, I am at Largo in, in Los Angeles. But, um, aside from that, I'm just, I'm making new music and hanging out, but check out social media, uh, for other show dates.

• 25:03Fortune Feimster?

  Love it. Well, good luck with your, um, filming of your special. It's gonna be awesome.

• 25:07Mae Martin?

  Thanks, bud. Yeah, I'm nervous. I don't know what to wear.

• 25:10Fortune Feimster?

  You'll, you're gonna nail it. I never worry about you in fashion.

• 25:14Mae Martin?

  It'll be a white t-shirt. Let's be honest.

• 25:16Fortune Feimster?

  There you go. It works.

• 25:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:18Fortune Feimster?

  Well, thank you guys for, uh, listening. I hope you have an awesome rest of your week. Um, and until next time, keep it pretty handsome.

• 25:30Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected] and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 25:46Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast. What a podcast.

• 25:52Speaker 05

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.