Angela Kinsey asks about wisdom teeth

Angela Kinsey (The Office, Office Ladies) gets Handsome to share their toothiest tales on a hilarious and harrowing episode! Plus Mae gets a visit from Marilyn Monroe, baby Fortune, and why Tig is like... Forrest Gump?! Don't forget to get tickets to our May 4 Live Show in LA https://www.ticketmaster.com/netflix-is-a-joke-presents-handsome-los-angeles-california-05-04-2026/event/0900642CE31BB7C3! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:49Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers.

• 1:50Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm one of your handsome hosts, Mae Martin, joined by? Tig Notaro. And Fortune Bingsay.

• 2:01Tig Notaro?

  Hi you guys. How do you do? Where is I know where everyone is, but what are you up to? What on earth are you both up to?

• 2:10Mae Martin?

  Well, first can we address that Professor Tig is with us? You look so smart. You're wearing a nice blazer.

• 2:18Fortune Feimster?

  Sensible blazer.

• 2:20Tig Notaro?

  I am wearing a sensible blazer with a sensible denim shirt. I'm in between a little Oscar activities. Which I, yeah, I'm, I, uh, I'm curious what my old life used to be like.

• 2:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, we're in the home stretch. It's almost, we're taping this a couple of weeks before pre Oscars.

• 2:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:43Tig Notaro?

  Are we? We're a couple of days before.

• 2:46Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, we're a couple of days before. Oh my gosh.

• 2:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, sorry.

• 2:50Tig Notaro?

  I'm only, three days, three days.

• 2:52Fortune Feimster?

  I've only had three hours of sleep, so.

• 2:53Mae Martin?

  Oh boy.

• 2:54Tig Notaro?

  Okay, what's going on with you? Why are you up all night? Did you face off?

• 2:59Fortune Feimster?

  We've been filming, we've been filming nights for the last week and a half.

• 3:03Tig Notaro?

  Oof, how's that?

• 3:05Fortune Feimster?

  These bags are real. Um, it's, the movie's super fun. It's just nights are so hard.

• 3:14Mae Martin?

  You work so hard. I want, one day we log in, you're like, I barely slept. And we're like, why are you working? And you're like, I've been raving, just partying. Like that would be the best. But yeah, nights are brutal.

• 3:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, just, we wrapped at 6:00 AM and I got on a plane at 7:00 AM.

• 3:33Fortune Feimster?

  And flew back home and just was only able to sleep a couple of hours, but it's all right. We're, there's only a couple of little things left to do and then that's it.

• 3:42Mae Martin?

  And then you did it.

• 3:43Fortune Feimster?

  And then I did it.

• 3:44Tig Notaro?

  And then you did it. And you know what else we did? We won a GLAD Award.

• 3:48Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. We won Outstanding Podcast at the GLAD Awards.

• 3:53Tig Notaro?

  We sure did. And then May, you won for Wayward.

• 3:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:58Tig Notaro?

  What was your category?

• 4:00Mae Martin?

  Uh, limited series.

• 4:01Tig Notaro?

  That makes sense. That makes sense.

• 4:04Mae Martin?

  I was on the tour bus getting, um, notifications and then watching your speech, Tig.

• 4:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And come see me in the good light one for Best Documentary. We just were like, we'll take this, this and that.

• 4:15Fortune Feimster?

  Look at that. I wish we could have been there.

• 4:18Tig Notaro?

  I know. And I, I was so, um, embarrassed that I, um,

• 4:24Tig Notaro?

  I didn't thank Thomas or HeadGum. And I feel thankful to both. And, um, and yeah, so my apologies, Thomas. I hope that you can forgive me.

• 4:39Fortune Feimster?

  Did you get nervous? Is that what happened?

• 4:41Tig Notaro?

  I was.

• 4:42Fortune Feimster?

  I know you're not used to being in front of a crowd.

• 4:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you were.

• 4:46Tig Notaro?

  I'll be honest, I was still, um, uh, patching together my, uh, my speech. And then it was, it was the first category.

• 4:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 4:56Mae Martin?

  It was the first one, really?

• 4:57Tig Notaro?

  Yes. And I was like, oh, my God. And Stephanie was like, what are you doing? And I was like, I did not think in a million years. That this would be the first category.

• 5:09Fortune Feimster?

  It was funny watching your speech, because you were just kind of like, well.

• 5:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, thank you.

• 5:16Fortune Feimster?

  Thank you for letting us do our nonsense.

• 5:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. And then I was like, May and Fortune are dropping their jokes off. And then I was like, and then I walked away going, I don't even think Fortune's on tour right now. Like, I was.

• 5:30Fortune Feimster?

  I was filming nights.

• 5:32Tig Notaro?

  I was very scrambled. And, um, but.

• 5:36Fortune Feimster?

  First up is jarring. You're not really settling. Yeah.

• 5:40Tig Notaro?

  But yes, you, people could, I, I, I really can't express enough, like, my morning to night, um, Oscar stuff that's going on.

• 5:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:51Tig Notaro?

  And you would think like, oh, you've had time to, and I thought, well, I will, and I, and I'm gonna put this together, um, while we're sitting there during, you know, the, uh.

• 6:01Mae Martin?

  Ceremony.

• 6:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. And, um.

• 6:04Mae Martin?

  But also, when you're, when you're so used to, you've been having all these talking points about come see me in the good light, you're fluent with that right now. So then to be.

• 6:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:13Mae Martin?

  I had the same, I just went to the Queer Tea Awards for the first time. Have you been to those?

• 6:17Tig Notaro?

  No, I have not.

• 6:18Mae Martin?

  They were, I was underprepared and they, I, I, I was like, what's the Queer Tea Awards? And then I went and, yeah, I was like, I'll just wing something. And I got this award. And first of all, like, it was all the most stylish gay men and drag queens and everyone's in like these tank tops and like, uh, three-piece suits and stuff. And I was dressed like. One of the guys on Love is Blind, like, like a kind of Ohio straight guy.

• 6:44Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna look up what you were dressed like.

• 6:45Tig Notaro?

  Ohio straight guy, what does that look like? Cause I know straight guys that live in Ohio.

• 6:51Mae Martin?

  Like a white t-shirt and a blue blazer and look, and I tried to dye dye my hair that day, like tone it. And what happened was it went sort of gray on top. And anyway, I got up and just.

• 7:03Fortune Feimster?

  Why you look gray? You're in a suit?

• 7:05Mae Martin?

  I'm in a suit, but I don't know.

• 7:07Tig Notaro?

  But in Ohio suit?

• 7:08Fortune Feimster?

  No, this is, no one in Ohio is dressed like, well, they're, they're very stylish people in Ohio.

• 7:14Mae Martin?

  People were making these beautiful speeches.

• 7:17Tig Notaro?

  Not the people in Ohio that I am close with.

• 7:20Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, I love Ohio. How dare you?

• 7:22Tig Notaro?

  I love Ohio. You think, I'm, I'm a big Chrissy Hyne fan.

• 7:27Fortune Feimster?

  But May looks very stylish.

• 7:30Tig Notaro?

  May always looks great.

• 7:31Fortune Feimster?

  You're being too hard on yourself, my friend.

• 7:33Tig Notaro?

  I have been out and proud about my love for Ohio since the day I got into Chrissy Hyne from The Pretenders, who is from Akron, Ohio.

• 7:42Fortune Feimster?

  Ohio, great comedy state.

• 7:44Tig Notaro?

  Truly. And I moved to Ohio because my first girlfriend is from there and I lived there.

• 7:50Fortune Feimster?

  Well, now you don't, now you're overkill. Now you're doing too much.

• 7:53Tig Notaro?

  But it's all true. It's all true. But I'm telling you, the straight guys I know from Ohio don't have that suit.

• 8:01Mae Martin?

  No, I specifically mean the, the toxic guys on this season of Love is Blind, which I just watched the reunion. I was in the bath just now watching the reunion. It's so insane.

• 8:12Fortune Feimster?

  Well, me time?

• 8:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:14Fortune Feimster?

  Well, May time?

• 8:15Mae Martin?

  5:30 PM. I had my bath salts in there and yeah, that's what I felt like.

• 8:20Tig Notaro?

  And do you have a TV in your wall?

• 8:23Mae Martin?

  No, I put my laptop.

• 8:24Fortune Feimster?

  Laptop, yeah.

• 8:26Mae Martin?

  Balanced it on the counter.

• 8:28Tig Notaro?

  And do you watch TV often in the tub?

• 8:30Mae Martin?

  No, this was a weird choice and it just happened. And I turned off the light in the bathroom. So it was dark.

• 8:36Fortune Feimster?

  Romantic?

• 8:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it was nice. Yeah.

• 8:38Fortune Feimster?

  Party in one?

• 8:39Mae Martin?

  I watched these, these poor women confronting these guys. This season of Love is Blind is so, so toxic. They're all kind of MAGA guys and yeah, I love it.

• 8:50Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, can't stop watching.

• 8:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but everyone is asking me about you guys at the Queer Tees. And on tour, everyone's just, I've sent in so much love.

• 9:01Tig Notaro?

  The Queer Tees asked me to present you your award.

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  They did?

• 9:06Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 9:06Mae Martin?

  And you said absolutely not?

• 9:08Tig Notaro?

  I said, I will not come down there. No, I had my, you know, I'm in Oscar land for...

• 9:15Fortune Feimster?

  I must have been the second one asked, and I was then also asked to...

• 9:18Mae Martin?

  You were too?

• 9:19Fortune Feimster?

  To do it, but I've been filming nights.

• 9:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 9:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's fair. No, they ended up flying in my, my co-star from Wayward, Sarah Gadon came in.

• 9:29Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, look at that.

• 9:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but, but Margaret Cho had just gone up and done this like rousing speech, like call to arms, like protect trans youth. Everyone's like cheering and then I go up and I'm like, wow, what a cool party, guys. Everyone, I don't know what I said. I was like, everyone looks great. I hope I get to party after. Anyway, it was so weird.

• 9:49Fortune Feimster?

  Did you say that Tig and I were dropping off jokes in other cities?

• 9:53Tig Notaro?

  Can I just take a moment and, and talk about how just endlessly relevant Margaret stays? What a solid stand-up she has remained.

• 10:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:08Tig Notaro?

  And, and she's one of those true, true comedians that just has that, like, she has her point of view. She never stops writing. She never stops performing and she didn't, and she didn't care if it's an open mic or a sold out theater. She is there working out her stand-up.

• 10:29Mae Martin?

  And like responding to current events, like on the day.

• 10:32Tig Notaro?

  That's what I mean.

• 10:32Mae Martin?

  Like I see her at Largo and she's like talking about something that happened that day and just crushing it. And yeah.

• 10:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. It's, it's, it's real, it's something. I was on a show with her the other night and I was like... It's, it's.

• 10:44Mae Martin?

  She's a badass.

• 10:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's, she just is.

• 10:48Mae Martin?

  And she has that little chihuahua that she brings.

• 10:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my god.

• 10:50Fortune Feimster?

  Everywhere. She loves that doggy.

• 10:52Mae Martin?

  To see when you're on a red carpet and you're overstimulated and then you see, it's like a lighthouse in a storm. That little chihuahua is there.

• 11:00Fortune Feimster?

  Aww. Lucia, right?

• 11:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And couldn't be a happier pup either.

• 11:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:06Fortune Feimster?

  Well taken care of pup.

• 11:08Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes.

• 11:09Fortune Feimster?

  What was this new piece of furniture in your background, May? Is that a game? Or is it a trophy?

• 11:16Mae Martin?

  Oh, oh, well.

• 11:17Fortune Feimster?

  The long thing.

• 11:18Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, it's a bit of a situation. I'm glad you asked. I, that is what my desk used to be. And then I got impulsively, I thought I needed a new desk with like drawers. So I ordered this desk that it looks like a little girl's bedroom, like a doll's house. And I didn't, let me show you. It did not look like this online. It's got these like scalp, like.

• 11:40Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 11:41Mae Martin?

  It looks like Ikea. I gotta get rid of it.

• 11:43Fortune Feimster?

  It's a bookshelf. It's like a bookshelf in one desk.

• 11:48Mae Martin?

  It's made out of plywood.

• 11:49Tig Notaro?

  I thought you said at first a butch shelf.

• 11:51Mae Martin?

  A butch shelf.

• 11:52Fortune Feimster?

  It's got a butch shelf for all my butch things.

• 11:55Mae Martin?

  It couldn't be less butch. It's, it's like made of plywood falling apart. And I got a perfectly good desk right there. I don't know what I panicked. Yeah.

• 12:02Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 12:03Mae Martin?

  Well.

• 12:04Tig Notaro?

  I can't imagine you in a panic. I thought it was like.

• 12:08Mae Martin?

  I wake up like I've got.

• 12:09Fortune Feimster?

  It was like one of those shuffleboard get things at first. And I was really pumped about that for you.

• 12:15Mae Martin?

  Well, I'm glad you said that too, because I have looked into and I'm about to purchase a skee ball game. You know, you roll the ball and it goes, so not a motorized one, but just a wooden one. Going to put it outside. So.

• 12:29Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 12:30Mae Martin?

  The arcade is growing.

• 12:37Fortune Feimster?

  Pretty cool, May.

• 12:39Mae Martin?

  Thanks, Owen Wilson.

• 12:41Fortune Feimster?

  Ready? Hey, man. Hey, you're wild. Cool.

• 12:45Mae Martin?

  Hey, that's good, Fortune.

• 12:46Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I'm not known for my impressions.

• 12:49Tig Notaro?

  No, you're not. But Fortune, um. When I can't remember, do you know when your movie comes out yet?

• 12:56Fortune Feimster?

  The movie will be a minute. They, uh, so it's sometime next year, but the, they just announced that the golf show I did with Will that is now called The Hawk.

• 13:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 13:08Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and it will be out this summer.

• 13:10Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 13:11Fortune Feimster?

  TBD, but it will be out.

• 13:12Tig Notaro?

  Why is it The Hawk?

• 13:14Fortune Feimster?

  His character's name is Lonnie Hawkins.

• 13:16Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 13:16Fortune Feimster?

  And that, the, his golf fan base calls him The Hawk.

• 13:22Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Like it.

• 13:24Mae Martin?

  Lonnie Hawkins is such a great Will Ferrell comedy character name. Like.

• 13:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, May, you look gorgeous right now. The lighting.

• 13:31Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you have like an orb.

• 13:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:34Mae Martin?

  Is it Marilyn Monroe?

• 13:35Fortune Feimster?

  A light orb.

• 13:35Tig Notaro?

  Something's happening, but like the lighting.

• 13:38Mae Martin?

  Do you remember?

• 13:38Tig Notaro?

  I've never seen you look so.

• 13:40Fortune Feimster?

  Young.

• 13:41Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, you guys.

• 13:43Tig Notaro?

  Can you take a screen grab? I think you'll be very happy with what you see.

• 13:47Fortune Feimster?

  I would think you were like 28 right now.

• 13:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I would think 18.

• 13:51Mae Martin?

  Oh my.

• 13:52Tig Notaro?

  Thank you. I'm the one that has to look at it.

• 13:56Fortune Feimster?

  But it has to.

• 13:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 13:58Fortune Feimster?

  It's to.

• 13:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh my gosh, you need to remember this lighting, this time of day, whatever, that, that kind of shadow over your face, but then there's also a little bit of light coming, a little Marilyn Monroe coming down.

• 14:10Mae Martin?

  And then I, if I move like slightly to the left, it's ruined.

• 14:12Tig Notaro?

  It's horrendous. Yeah, it's really bad.

• 14:15Mae Martin?

  Old witch.

• 14:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:17Mae Martin?

  Fortune, you look beautiful.

• 14:19Tig Notaro?

  Oh, look at, look at little Fortune.

• 14:21Mae Martin?

  Fortune, you're 12 years old.

• 14:23Fortune Feimster?

  Did you just happen to notice me too? You're glowing.

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  You really are. I've never seen.

• 14:32Fortune Feimster?

  How do I look?

• 14:34Tig Notaro?

  Speaking of one eye closed, my eye surgery is postponed.

• 14:39Mae Martin?

  No.

• 14:40Tig Notaro?

  Sorry, girls.

• 14:42Mae Martin?

  Why?

• 14:43Tig Notaro?

  Well, um, just some things with, uh, my doctor has to just check some stuff, but like it, it, you know, just.

• 14:51Fortune Feimster?

  You just want to drag this on. So we'll always be like, how's your eye?

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  How's the Popeye?

• 14:58Fortune Feimster?

  How's the Yantay?

• 15:00Tig Notaro?

  You look so good.

• 15:02Mae Martin?

  Are you serious? Oh, my God.

• 15:05Tig Notaro?

  Don't you see it? Fortune?

• 15:07Mae Martin?

  You know what? I think I'm going from-

• 15:09Fortune Feimster?

  You look fantastic.

• 15:10Mae Martin?

  I'm going from inside because I feel good right now.

• 15:12Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Why do you feel so good?

• 15:15Mae Martin?

  Well, I'm resting from tour, but I'm excited to go back out. Um, yeah, I've just got some, you know, I'm feeling good.

• 15:24Fortune Feimster?

  I know. You got laid.

• 15:27Tig Notaro?

  Is there some romance?

• 15:29Mae Martin?

  Well, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

• 15:33Fortune Feimster?

  Wow. That definitely was a May's been busy in the bedroom smile.

• 15:39Mae Martin?

  You know what? I think it's the bath I just took with the bath salts and the-

• 15:44Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 15:45Tig Notaro?

  Is your bed visitor at your house right now?

• 15:49Mae Martin?

  No, she's not.

• 15:52Tig Notaro?

  Your party kisser?

• 15:54Mae Martin?

  No, oh, my God.

• 15:55Fortune Feimster?

  Your party kisser?

• 15:56Mae Martin?

  When I do these meet and greets on tour, people are rocking the merch and people are talking about party kissers.

• 16:01Fortune Feimster?

  I bet you. Shirt and hat, I believe, right?

• 16:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they're loving it.

• 16:06Tig Notaro?

  Are we doing merch flags right now?

• 16:08Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, no, on purpose. It just came naturally.

• 16:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:12Fortune Feimster?

  Amazing, getting kissed at parties right now.

• 16:20Mae Martin?

  Guys, I found something and I sent it to Thomas. I said, I got to tell Take and Fortune about this.

• 16:25Fortune Feimster?

  Tell us.

• 16:26Mae Martin?

  I'm going to read it. I'm going to read it for my-

• 16:27Fortune Feimster?

  Tell us, you party kisser.

• 16:28Mae Martin?

  Okay. These are Victorian slang words that need to make a comeback. And I thought maybe, well, I want to bring them back and popularize them. Okay.

• 16:37Tig Notaro?

  Why'd you send them to Thomas?

• 16:39Mae Martin?

  I said, well, I said I-

• 16:40Fortune Feimster?

  Thomas, I must run these by Thomas first.

• 16:43Mae Martin?

  Sometimes I send stuff to him to be like, can you remind me this? I want to tell Take and Fortune.

• 16:47Tig Notaro?

  Okay. That's a smart idea.

• 16:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:49Tig Notaro?

  Maybe I'll do that.

• 16:50Speaker 04

  Don't forget to do that Victorian slang this episode.

• 16:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, thank you so much for the reminder.

• 16:55Fortune Feimster?

  It worked.

• 16:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, perfect.

• 16:57Tig Notaro?

  And meanwhile, I didn't even thank Thomas for our GLAD award.

• 17:00Mae Martin?

  I know, and he's doing the Lord's work.

• 17:02Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 17:03Fortune Feimster?

  You did go, it was funny too, when you first started, you went, girl.

• 17:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. Which, by the way-

• 17:11Fortune Feimster?

  And you said- We say that in our podcast.

• 17:14Tig Notaro?

  Well, somebody yelled out, girl. Yeah, yeah. Somebody was like, girl. And then I was like, girl. And I was like, oh, we say that on our podcast.

• 17:28Mae Martin?

  Which I have to say, like, so many of the people in the audiences at my shows are handsome listeners. And I do just want to say for, for the record, I, I, I love girl. I love you guys calling me girl. It brings me so much joy in my life. I am trans. I need to remind people, like, on the tour, everyone's just like, she's so, she's so her. She's so her. And they're all like, girl. And, and I don't mind girl because I think it's hilarious, but I just want to remind people.

• 17:57Tig Notaro?

  We call Thomas girl, too.

• 17:59Mae Martin?

  Exactly, exactly.

• 18:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:01Mae Martin?

  Okay, these are the expressions, ready? Temporary sadness, that's not the expression. If you have temporary sadness, you say, I got the morbs.

• 18:10Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 18:11Mae Martin?

  Like morbid.

• 18:12Tig Notaro?

  They said that?

• 18:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that was Victorian.

• 18:15Tig Notaro?

  That sounds so.

• 18:17Mae Martin?

  Gen Z.

• 18:18Tig Notaro?

  Current. I got the morbs.

• 18:20Mae Martin?

  Like, what is, so like, do they get?

• 18:22Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's an abbreviated situation, which you like to do.

• 18:27Mae Martin?

  Can you imagine they've like, got, yeah, some Victorian plague and they're like, oh, got the morbs. Cause, yeah, um, okay. If you're not feeling well, you say, I'm not up to dick.

• 18:37Fortune Feimster?

  Up to dick. I'm definitely not up to dick.

• 18:41Mae Martin?

  Well, you famously.

• 18:43Tig Notaro?

  And I'm sorry.

• 18:44Fortune Feimster?

  Famously, I'm not up to dick. Neither is Tig.

• 18:46Tig Notaro?

  You're not even up to a hot flute. Okay, so what is, what does this mean?

• 18:54Mae Martin?

  This is if you're not, if I go, you want to come out tonight? You go, I'm not up to dick.

• 18:58Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, okay.

• 18:59Fortune Feimster?

  Which is relevant.

• 19:01Mae Martin?

  This, I thought you guys.

• 19:02Fortune Feimster?

  You're just not in the mood for dick.

• 19:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, exactly. I thought you'd really like this one. This is what they would call women's breasts. Cupids, cupids kettle drums. They seriously were saying this in Victorian.

• 19:18Fortune Feimster?

  Use that now, cupids kettle drums.

• 19:20Tig Notaro?

  How do you have confirmation on this? This feels a little murky.

• 19:26Mae Martin?

  This was an Instagram thing, so it must be from like.

• 19:29Tig Notaro?

  True.

• 19:30Mae Martin?

  Charles Dickens.

• 19:33Speaker 04

  Nay, I think you should read the slang and make them guess.

• 19:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, totally.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 19:38Mae Martin?

  Tight as a boiled owl. What is, what do you think that means?

• 19:41Fortune Feimster?

  Butt tight butthole.

• 19:42Tig Notaro?

  Drunk.

• 19:43Mae Martin?

  Drunk.

• 19:45Tig Notaro?

  Is it drunk?

• 19:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's drunk. Yeah, yeah.

• 19:48Tig Notaro?

  I remember that my mother used to say that. She'd be like, oh, he's tight.

• 19:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah, tight as a boiled owl.

• 19:54Tig Notaro?

  No, but she would just say, oh, he's tight.

• 19:57Mae Martin?

  I like that.

• 19:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she's tight.

• 19:59Mae Martin?

  What do you think this means? Bitch the pot?

• 20:02Fortune Feimster?

  Bitch the pot? Pour the water out?

• 20:05Mae Martin?

  Pour the tea, bitch the pot.

• 20:07Tig Notaro?

  I love May's delivery. Bitch the pot.

• 20:12Fortune Feimster?

  Bitch the pot.

• 20:13Tig Notaro?

  Bitch the pot. Yes, that's exactly what it is. It is bitch the pot.

• 20:17Mae Martin?

  Bitch in the pot. I'm bitch in the pot.

• 20:21Tig Notaro?

  Bitch in the pot. Girl, I'm bitch in the pot. Yes. The tea gets poured out.

• 20:28Fortune Feimster?

  Bitch in the pot.

• 20:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Okay.

• 20:30Mae Martin?

  This is the kind of reaction I wanted. Yes, okay. Uh, giggle mug.

• 20:35Tig Notaro?

  Mmm, alcohol.

• 20:38Fortune Feimster?

  Giggle mug is your smile?

• 20:40Mae Martin?

  It's if you're always smiling, then you're a giggle mug.

• 20:43Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 20:44Mae Martin?

  I keep smiling, keep shining.

• 20:49Tig Notaro?

  No, Dionne Warwick. Stevie Wonder.

• 20:55Mae Martin?

  Is it, both of them do a duet? No.

• 20:58Fortune Feimster?

  It's Dionne Warwick.

• 20:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and Stevie Wonder.

• 21:01Mae Martin?

  Together?

• 21:02Tig Notaro?

  He's singing too. Thomas, who's singing, um, that's what friends say for kiss.

• 21:09Fortune Feimster?

  I don't remember who's singing, but I thought, I know the harmonica was involved in this.

• 21:15Mae Martin?

  Tig, the way you sang it there, sort of like, like breathy. It sounded like in a movie where someone's sort of trying to stay alive in the cold and they're getting hypothermia and they're going.

• 21:25Fortune Feimster?

  Keep smiling, keep shining. And then Victorian times when you got breathy, they called it juggle.

• 21:34Tig Notaro?

  Juggle boobs.

• 21:36Fortune Feimster?

  You can get theirs.

• 21:37Speaker 04

  It was Dionne Warwick, Elton John, Gladys Knight and Stevie Wonder.

• 21:41Tig Notaro?

  Ah, I can't believe I forgot Elton and Gladys. Yes, it was a, it was a group. It was basically like a soulful, traveling wobblery.

• 21:50Fortune Feimster?

  That's where friends are from. I guess.

• 21:53Tig Notaro?

  Gladys Knight.

• 21:55Fortune Feimster?

  Singing about friends.

• 21:56Tig Notaro?

  Where it's at.

• 21:57Fortune Feimster?

  I saw her in concert at the Hollywood Bowl.

• 22:00Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, lucky you.

• 22:02Fortune Feimster?

  Nice legs. Gladys.

• 22:04Mae Martin?

  What else does Gladys Knight sing?

• 22:06Tig Notaro?

  Well, Midnight Train to Georgia is one of them.

• 22:09Fortune Feimster?

  L.A. proved too much for the man.

• 22:14Tig Notaro?

  Too much for the man.

• 22:16Fortune Feimster?

  Man, that's the Pips.

• 22:17Tig Notaro?

  He couldn't take it.

• 22:20Fortune Feimster?

  So he's living a life. He's counting on.

• 22:26Tig Notaro?

  He's leaving.

• 22:29Fortune Feimster?

  You're gonna play it. Thank you.

• 22:31Tig Notaro?

  On the midnight train to Georgia.

• 22:33Fortune Feimster?

  Living on the midnight train to Georgia. Woo woo.

• 22:38Mae Martin?

  You guys are great for it.

• 22:40Fortune Feimster?

  I'd rather live in his world than live without him in my heart.

• 22:45Tig Notaro?

  That is.

• 22:45Fortune Feimster?

  It's almost, the, the Pips is equally as good in that song.

• 22:49Tig Notaro?

  I used to do a, a little comedy routine about that song where I would act like I was, I'd have them play the song, the sound booth, they'd play the song and then I would lip sync to Gladys's part. And then I would pretend like the Pips were in the backseat. And so I was like singing and then they chime in and I, and I'd, I'd turn around like, what the hell? Like, I got this, you know? And so it was just, it was just a fun little time. Um, it always, it's always funnier when you explain it on a podcast.

• 23:24Fortune Feimster?

  Well, funny enough, I did a bit once at the Growlings where I had someone play Linda Ronstadt singing, you're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby, you're no good. And we played her, me and my friend played her backup singers and we kept trying to sing over her.

• 23:42Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 23:43Mae Martin?

  When my brother was 10, he really seriously went up to my mom and said, Mom, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry Linda Ronstadt.

• 23:50Tig Notaro?

  And, and what happened?

• 23:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what happened?

• 23:53Tig Notaro?

  And he did. Oh, that's amazing.

• 23:57Tig Notaro?

  Lynda Martin. That's right. Her name changed. Right. Lynda Martin.

• 24:02Fortune Feimster?

  Lynda Martin. Living in the suburbs of Toronto now.

• 24:07Tig Notaro?

  Lynda Ronstadt Martin.

• 24:10Mae Martin?

  I think giggle mug really suits Fortune.

• 24:13Tig Notaro?

  Oh, we're back on that.

• 24:15Mae Martin?

  Giggle mug. Well, I thought we moved on too quickly.

• 24:17Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, no, let's go back. Let's round the back. We're not done with these words.

• 24:21Mae Martin?

  No, we are. That was it.

• 24:22Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that was it?

• 24:23Mae Martin?

  Well, there's one more, which is

• 24:24Fortune Feimster?

  One more. Let's guess.

• 24:25Mae Martin?

  Poked up.

• 24:26Fortune Feimster?

  Poked up. You're horny.

• 24:29Mae Martin?

  Embarrassed, weirdly. Poked up.

• 24:31Tig Notaro?

  All right. Well, that really ended on a bummer.

• 24:34Mae Martin?

  I know. I say, I know.

• 24:36Tig Notaro?

  Way to ruin the podcast, May.

• 24:38Mae Martin?

  Let's go back. I got the morgues now.

• 24:40Fortune Feimster?

  No, it was great.

• 24:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is the problem. Whenever I'm like, I should do a little, I'll prepare a little segment. I'll prepare a little joke. And it's all, it's never good. It's always better just to talk.

• 24:51Fortune Feimster?

  Prepare a little something for the pod. I, there are a lot of people out here listening right now who are like so happy they learned all of those phrases.

• 25:03Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 25:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but then they'll come to me.

• 25:06Fortune Feimster?

  Drinking water because I was in Vegas all week.

• 25:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, what is that?

• 25:09Tig Notaro?

  And that's the only reason you're drinking water?

• 25:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, what's the connection?

• 25:13Tig Notaro?

  Drinking water and I've just been home.

• 25:14Fortune Feimster?

  Because I'm hydrating. I was in the desert.

• 25:18Tig Notaro?

  Got to hydrate from the inside.

• 25:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 25:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:22Fortune Feimster?

  So I'm drinking my agua.

• 25:25Mae Martin?

  The other night I went into my sauna and I, I did a weird thing where I took a bag of bath salts and I poured it into like a baking tray. And then I've, I brought it into the sauna and I put my bare feet in the Epsom salts.

• 25:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 25:39Mae Martin?

  I don't know why, but I felt like it would be good for me to feel the salt on my feet. I must've read it somewhere, but.

• 25:46Tig Notaro?

  And how'd it go? Or is that all you're going to tell us? Just?

• 25:48Mae Martin?

  It's just kind of a mess. It was like, I, and I left the tray in there.

• 25:52Fortune Feimster?

  It's like standing on Pop Rocks.

• 25:54Mae Martin?

  That's, yeah, yeah.

• 25:57Mae Martin?

  And what They don't dissolve, right? They didn't dissolve. With no water? No, they just felt kinda crunchy and I think I thought it was gonna like detox me from my feet. I think I must have read that. Interesting. Are you still using your foot massager? Hell, yeah. And I got a new thing. Next time we record in person.

• 26:14Tig Notaro?

  I'm not using whatever this new thing is.

• 26:17Mae Martin?

  You are, you are. I'm not using that.

• 26:21Tig Notaro?

  I must end up in a wheelchair.

• 26:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 26:24Tig Notaro?

  Now, what scent do you?

• 26:28Mae Martin?

  Eucalyptus.

• 26:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's what I do.

• 26:31Mae Martin?

  I like that.

• 26:31Tig Notaro?

  That goes in my tub every single time.

• 26:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, same. Are you tubbing a lot too, Tig?

• 26:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I tub.

• 26:38Mae Martin?

  When you're on the road, are you tubbing? We're a tubbin' pod.

• 26:41Tig Notaro?

  Depends.

• 26:42Mae Martin?

  Tits out tub?

• 26:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my tits are flopped out every which way.

• 26:47Mae Martin?

  On each side of the tub.

• 26:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. I have to find a place to put them.

• 26:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 26:53Tig Notaro?

  You know, if the tub can.

• 26:55Mae Martin?

  On the soap, on the soap dish.

• 26:56Tig Notaro?

  That's how I decide. If there is a tub big enough to support.

• 27:01Mae Martin?

  Your tits out tub time.

• 27:05Tig Notaro?

  Merch alert tits out tub time.

• 27:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I do love a tub. I like, I like a hot, full of eucalyptus scent.

• 27:18Mae Martin?

  Do you just, do you listen to something in the tub or read or do you just bliss out? Yeah, paint us a picture. Yeah, paint us a picture.

• 27:26Tig Notaro?

  Well.

• 27:26Mae Martin?

  You take your blazer off?

• 27:28Tig Notaro?

  No, I put my blazer on. It's a sophisticated tub.

• 27:32Mae Martin?

  You Donald Duck it. Naked from the waist down, blazer.

• 27:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, everywhere I go, I'm naked from the waist down. But there's a nice little window right by my, my tub. And if I can see over my big tit, I like looking up into the sky and then there's a tree in our backyard that I, I look at the squirrels, the birds and whatever. And usually our cats are in the bathroom, kind of lounging around. And so I talk a lot to them and I tell them, you know, how much I love them and, you know, it's just, that's basically my.

• 28:06Fortune Feimster?

  I love you, Chini's.

• 28:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I'm like, you are my sweet little precious animal.

• 28:10Fortune Feimster?

  You are my sweet little precious animal.

• 28:12Tig Notaro?

  Love you. Yes. Yeah. So that's what I do with my bath time.

• 28:18Fortune Feimster?

  I like this.

• 28:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 28:20Fortune Feimster?

  I like that we're practicing self-care on the handsome pod.

• 28:24Tig Notaro?

  Well, we're teeing ourselves up for Wellness Weekend.

• 28:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. Name the day.

• 28:32Tig Notaro?

  As soon as Fortune finishes filming, and I'm out of the Oscar loop and you're back from tour, we are gonna have Wellness Weekend.

• 28:41Fortune Feimster?

  Great.

• 28:43Tig Notaro?

  We're gonna drag Fortune kicking and screaming.

• 28:48Fortune Feimster?

  Making me wake up at the ass-crack of dawn.

• 28:51Tig Notaro?

  You're the one that's up all night. You love it so much.

• 28:54Fortune Feimster?

  I drove all night.

• 28:57Tig Notaro?

  I love that song.

• 28:58Fortune Feimster?

  Was that all right?

• 29:03Tig Notaro?

  Such a great line.

• 29:04Fortune Feimster?

  Only she has permission after she is there.

• 29:08Tig Notaro?

  Is that all right? Or is it weird that I'm here? Of course it's weird. You drove all night.

• 29:13Fortune Feimster?

  Is that all right? You're asking me now?

• 29:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. That's your new closer.

• 29:19Mae Martin?

  For Wellness Weekend, are we renting an Airbnb somewhere in nature? Are we at your house?

• 29:24Tig Notaro?

  No, we're gonna go to my office.

• 29:26Mae Martin?

  Oh, oh, wow, okay.

• 29:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we're gonna go to my office because we got, you know, nature. Well, you've been there.

• 29:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:32Tig Notaro?

  You don't like it. You don't like it.

• 29:34Mae Martin?

  Well, I like it a lot, but I'm.

• 29:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you were thinking like going to the woods somewhere.

• 29:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I don't want to be murdered.

• 29:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:41Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I guess as long, as long as we could be in nature at your office.

• 29:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, haven't you seen the backyard?

• 29:48Fortune Feimster?

  Is there a hot tub?

• 29:49Tig Notaro?

  Uh, yes.

• 29:51Mae Martin?

  Is there?

• 29:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:51Mae Martin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 29:52Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, great. I'm listening.

• 29:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:55Mae Martin?

  And are we gonna get naked and go in the hot tub?

• 29:57Tig Notaro?

  And Max and Finn's, um, got.

• 29:59Fortune Feimster?

  Excuse me?

• 30:02Mae Martin?

  We're doing tits-out tub time together? All hot tub time?

• 30:06Tig Notaro?

  Yes, indeed.

• 30:07Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. I mean, imagine if we had a selfie of the three of us naked in a hot tub.

• 30:12Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune's the only one tits out.

• 30:14Fortune Feimster?

  I'm like, having to lift my big tiggle biddies up and cover them while y'all are just like.

• 30:20Tig Notaro?

  Now, I have to tell you, Max and Finn's godparents do rent out the guest house.

• 30:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God.

• 30:28Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 30:28Fortune Feimster?

  This ruins everything.

• 30:29Tig Notaro?

  But we just have to make sure they're out of town because they do travel a bit.

• 30:34Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know that there was a guest house there.

• 30:36Tig Notaro?

  Well, now you know. Look at you.

• 30:39Fortune Feimster?

  Annie Hootles.

• 30:40Tig Notaro?

  Should we get to our question?

• 30:43Fortune Feimster?

  We should.

• 30:44Tig Notaro?

  Oh, baby Fortune.

• 30:46Fortune Feimster?

  He's getting the question.

• 30:49Mae Martin?

  Isn't it nap time almost, baby Fortune?

• 30:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, baby Fortune is tired. Oh, boy.

• 30:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, boy. We were into it. We were into it. Then we turned on you. Yeah, we were egging you on and then we were like.

• 31:05Tig Notaro?

  I know, and then you're like, oh, now it's creepy. Wow, Fortune talks like a baby.

• 31:10Fortune Feimster?

  Wow. Wow.

• 31:18Mae Martin?

  Today's question asker is best known for playing Angela on The Office. She's also starred in movies like Tall Girl and other shows like AP Bio and Deliciousness. She co-hosts the hit podcast Office Ladies. Angela Kinsey is asking today's question.

• 31:34Tig Notaro?

  Woo.

• 31:37Speaker 00

  Hello, handsome podcast folks. Okay, here's my question. And maybe it's a weird one. And I think it's on my mind because my teenagers just had their wisdom teeth out. But here it is. How old were you when you got your wisdom teeth out? Where were you? How many wisdom teeth did you have? Did you have to be put under? Were you awake for it? Did you do anything weird or loopy afterwards? There you go.

• 32:05Tig Notaro?

  All right. Boy, do I have a story.

• 32:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, do you know? You got this locked and loaded.

• 32:12Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I do. It's part of my stand-up. And it's on my, if anybody wants to watch my HBO special Drawn. It's an animated special. And years ago, when I lived in Colorado, I was in a relationship and, you know, we were not a match. We're not still together, but wish her the best. And.

• 32:39Tig Notaro?

  I had to get my wisdom teeth out and I asked her if she would drive me because you have to have somebody drive you. For sure. Yeah, okay. And she was like. You go pretty under like where you're loopy doopy. Yes, indeed. Um, and I was like, yeah, I need somebody to drop me off and then pick me up and drive me home. And she was like, well, I have to work that day. And she said, so I can drop you off. And I said, well, can you just sign that you're gonna drive me home as well? This was pre Ubers for the youngins listening. And I guess I could have taken a cab, but um, I don't think I was at a place where I could even take a cab. And so, um, so I said, will you just come in with me and sign that you're gonna drop

• 33:24Tig Notaro?

  me off and pick me up and then I'll just follow you in my car to the hospital. Oh, no. And then I'll just run out of the hospital and drive myself home. Oh, my God. And she's like, sounds good. Wait, what? Okay. So she signs me in, she leaves. I get my wisdom teeth taken out. I'm like fully under. I had all four surgically removed from my beak. And so I wake up and I remember that I don't have a ride home. And I was like, and I was so out of my mind, like out of my mind. Oh, my God.

• 34:03Tig Notaro?

  And I got up off of that gurney and I just hauled ass out of the hospital. And I was just like slamming into walls kind of thing, like really out of it. This is so not okay, what I did. I get in the car. No. May, the good news is clearly I lived. Um, I'm here to tell. I drive home. Oof. You guys? They shouldn't have let you out of their sight. They didn't. They didn't, they didn't expect some lunatic to run out of the hospital. You just bolted out of there? I bolted. Oh, my God. I bolted like, oh, like that. Okay, this is quite a story that happened. I wake up.

• 34:47Tig Notaro?

  Because I rear ended another car.

• 34:50Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 34:50Tig Notaro?

  I had fallen asleep at a light and I think my foot just slid off the brake and it wasn't like a rear end crash, but like I bumped the guy's car and he comes up and he's yelling at me. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

• 35:06Fortune Feimster?

  And uh, He thinks you're inebriated.

• 35:09Tig Notaro?

  Right, which I was essentially. No need to call cops or exchange insurance, but he was like, watch where you go, that guy.

• 35:18Tig Notaro?

  He gets in his car, he leaves. I get home, my very dear friend lives below me.

• 35:26Fortune Feimster?

  I feel you got home in one piece.

• 35:29Tig Notaro?

  Okay, my friend lives below me. By the time I get home, I'm in so much pain. I'm like the, the numbing, the numbness is wearing off. And um, I go knock on my, my, my friend's door. No answer and I'm just, her name's Leslie and I'm like, Leslie.

• 35:56Tig Notaro?

  And I'm banging on the door and there's no response. So I walked down to the front of the building to look up and yell at the front of the building. And there is a new neighbor, this is an old Victorian, talk about Victorian, Victorian, an old Victorian home that's split into like five different apartments.

• 36:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 36:16Tig Notaro?

  A new neighbor had just moved in and was sunbathing in the front. And I come around the corner and I was like, when I come around the corner, she's like, and I said, hi, I said, you know, I'm literally home. I'm in so much pain. And she's like, and she's looking at me, she's like, no, I don't.

• 36:38Fortune Feimster?

  Was she topless?

• 36:40Tig Notaro?

  No, no, I'm sorry, tits in. Okay. And so, and I'm like, okay.

• 36:47Tig Notaro?

  I go back up to Leslie's door and I see a trail of blood leading to her door. I'm like, oh my God, and I'm like banging on her door, not realizing. It's my blood and the woman in the front of the house had. I I'm like, I was bleeding and I couldn't feel it because I was numb and it was running out of my mouth, down my shirt. And I, and she didn't even ask like, Are you okay? What happened? Nothing. She was like, I don't want to engage in this.

• 37:23Fortune Feimster?

  Cause you're ruining her.

• 37:25Tig Notaro?

  Her sunbathing. But I needed Leslie to drive me back to the hospital to get my medication. Yeah, you just booked it out of there. Yeah, so I didn't have my medication. And so that is my, Oh my god. My wisdom tooth story. So yeah, I have a wisdom tooth story. And if again, you want to see it, check it out on HBO.

• 37:46Fortune Feimster?

  I can't believe you drove yourself.

• 37:48Tig Notaro?

  I was in my early twenties.

• 37:50Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, of course, you would never do it now, but.

• 37:53Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 37:53Fortune Feimster?

  I was, I just remember being so out of it after my, I got my wisdom teeth pulled when I was 18. And I didn't necessarily need them pulled at that moment, but I was about to, something like I was about to go off my mom's insurance. And so she was just like, let's get these puppies out.

• 38:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:13Fortune Feimster?

  Um, so I had four extracted. And, uh, it was, it was when my grandmother was sick. So I was in, it was like a weird time. And, um, they pulled them out and I do remember sitting there after surgery thinking, when are you guys gonna start this surgery? Um, because.

• 38:36Tig Notaro?

  You didn't realize that it happened?

• 38:38Fortune Feimster?

  No, because you're like laying there and they're going, I'm gonna count to three backwards or five backwards. And they're like, five, four, and then you're like,

• 38:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:48Fortune Feimster?

  And then when I woke up, you really do think that the last time you were awake was, you know, at five, four, and then you're like, are you guys doing this or not? And then, um, I, I think I was mumbling and. Saying they were laughing at stuff I was saying and I wasn't trying to be funny.

• 39:07Mae Martin?

  It feels like those drugs are kind of like a truth serum and people they tap into like people. I see the videos of people and they always seem like overwhelmed by like the beauty or gratitude. Like, like when they're like, I'm your boyfriend and they're like, I have a boyfriend. And they're like, I'm so lucky. Like, they're like, I have a mom who loves me. Like, they get so. It's really beautiful. I love to, because mainly people are like, I like that you got up and you're like, I'm out of here. Like bolted out.

• 39:35Fortune Feimster?

  I would have been with it enough to even remember I didn't have a ride.

• 39:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, well, I clearly wasn't fully with it because I fell asleep at the light.

• 39:45Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 39:47Fortune Feimster?

  I do remember getting home and being like, it is super painful. And I remember wanting a milkshake.

• 39:56Tig Notaro?

  You have four gaping holes in your mouth.

• 39:59Fortune Feimster?

  My mom's like, got me a milkshake and she, I see the spoon kind of coming towards me, but I can't taste anything or feel anything. I'm like, when is this happening?

• 40:12Fortune Feimster?

  She said, I just had a milkshake running down my face.

• 40:16Tig Notaro?

  And you were how old, 18?

• 40:17Fortune Feimster?

  18. Milkshake down my face, couldn't feel any of it. But then I, I kind of just remember sleeping for a couple of days. But then my grandmother, like a week later, passed away. And I had to be at her funeral with the, like.

• 40:39Fortune Feimster?

  And I got dry sockets. And it is so painful getting, I can't remember what leads to getting them. But I got, I had dry sockets. Like, my face felt like it was just like on fire. And I was at the funeral, like having to smile a lot and just the act of smiling.

• 41:03Mae Martin?

  Smiling at the funeral?

• 41:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, why'd you have to smile at the funeral?

• 41:06Fortune Feimster?

  That's a southern thing. Even when you're sad, you gotta act like you're okay.

• 41:11Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 41:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, and I just was like, I, I don't think my face has ever been in that much pain before in my life.

• 41:20Mae Martin?

  So what did they do before?

• 41:21Tig Notaro?

  Even when you've had giggle mug?

• 41:23Fortune Feimster?

  Even during my giggle mug times.

• 41:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 41:26Fortune Feimster?

  Not as painful as wisdom teeth.

• 41:28Mae Martin?

  But like, what happens if you don't have them removed? Like in history, they wouldn't have taken them out.

• 41:33Tig Notaro?

  Have you had yours? No.

• 41:34Mae Martin?

  You're not gonna believe this. Mine never grew in. I don't have any.

• 41:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh, little baby May.

• 41:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 41:41Fortune Feimster?

  You're lucky, because it sucks.

• 41:43Mae Martin?

  I know, I'm so lucky.

• 41:45Tig Notaro?

  Don't drive.

• 41:46Fortune Feimster?

  Are there people that?

• 41:48Mae Martin?

  In general?

• 41:49Tig Notaro?

  No, after you're, if they do come in and you get them out, don't drive.

• 41:54Mae Martin?

  They better not come in now. That would be.

• 41:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 41:56Mae Martin?

  Which, by the way, though, speaking of your rear ending, I did smash my taillight.

• 42:02Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 42:03Tig Notaro?

  No, already. How?

• 42:05Mae Martin?

  Well, when I went on tour, I parked in my driveway, which is really steep.

• 42:10Tig Notaro?

  You parked your bus?

• 42:11Mae Martin?

  No, my, my car, like, to leave. So I go on tour, I fly back and then, um, and then I was reversing out of my own driveway and I smashed into the gate. And because it's really tight and really steep and, um, I couldn't believe it. So I gotta get my taillight fixed. Because it just felt like a little tap, but it's fully, but that's my, I'm just glad it wasn't on the street. It was in a safe driveway. And I, but I feel like I got it out of the way now. My first, like.

• 42:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh, good for you. Good for you, little cowboy.

• 42:44Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, a little bumpy bump.

• 42:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 42:47Fortune Feimster?

  Taillight won't be too hard to replace.

• 42:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Do I have to do it myself? No, I'll go somewhere.

• 42:52Tig Notaro?

  We're not gonna make you do anything.

• 42:55Mae Martin?

  Thank you. Also, that my, my car keeps telling me my tire pressure is low in one of my tires. What do I do about that?

• 43:01Fortune Feimster?

  You gotta ignore it. It's fine.

• 43:03Mae Martin?

  No, don't do that, May.

• 43:06Fortune Feimster?

  Um, you can go to, sometimes I'll go to one of those service places and I'll tip them if they'll put air in it. Other people learn how to read a gauge and do it themselves.

• 43:20Mae Martin?

  Read a gauge?

• 43:22Fortune Feimster?

  You know at the gas stations with the little air machines? I never used it, but Then you probably need to go to a tire place and just pay them. I'll just say please. Tire place, can you hold? Tire place, can you put air in my tires and just tip the guy? Yeah, okay.

• 43:38Tig Notaro?

  Or a girl, or they them.

• 43:40Fortune Feimster?

  Or a girl. Lady or lady.

• 43:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 43:43Mae Martin?

  I did, I think there is like a famous lesbian auto shop somewhere.

• 43:49Fortune Feimster?

  Really?

• 43:49Mae Martin?

  I think it's, maybe it's in Toronto, that's like just hot lesbians in their, in their kind of greasy overalls. And it's kind of, people go just to kind of flirt. They fix your car.

• 43:59Tig Notaro?

  Well, what's hot though? I mean, everyone's got a different idea of what's hot.

• 44:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah, well, but it's sort of like that picture of you fixing the car.

• 44:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 44:08Mae Martin?

  You know, when your hair was long and it's hot, you know, yeah. People doing things with their hands, yeah.

• 44:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:14Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 44:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, okay, dyke.

• 44:18Mae Martin?

  Should we hear Angela's answer?

• 44:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, we should.

• 44:23Speaker 00

  I was in my early twenties, living in New York City, interning on the Conan O'Brien show.

• 44:29Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 44:30Speaker 00

  And my tooth started hurting me. I went to a dentist, someone recommended me. And they were like, you gotta have your wisdom teeth out. Guess what? You only have three. You don't have four. You only have three. And then the guy did not put me under. None of them was impacted. He couldn't get it out. He had to put, he literally put a knee on my chest.

• 44:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 44:50Speaker 00

  And like yanked it out. Oh my gosh, it was painful. Um, and then I was loopy and I left and I flagged a cab, a New York City cab. All loopy, stuffed with cotton, sore, because the man had to put his knee on my chest.

• 45:07Tig Notaro?

  On her hot tatted titties.

• 45:09Speaker 00

  I took that cab to a friend of mine's apartment, who was out of town and I was apartment sitting, because my apartment was like crappy, McCrappies. Um, so I stayed at his nice apartment and he left me a stack of DVDs to watch post.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  Wisdom teeth coming out and I was on Vicodin and I watched Apocalypse Now for the first time.

• 45:34Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God.

• 45:37Speaker 00

  That's my wisdom teeth story. All right, what's yours?

• 45:40Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God, the thought of having that surgery with no

• 45:45Tig Notaro?

  I don't understand.

• 45:46Fortune Feimster?

  Not going under.

• 45:47Mae Martin?

  That's like torture, that's torture.

• 45:49Tig Notaro?

  And wait, what does she mean there's only three? Why did my, why did I think I had four removed? Thomas, Google it up.

• 45:55Fortune Feimster?

  You did have four, uh, four removed. I'm sure she, it was like how May had none. Some people don't have.

• 46:00Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I thought she said, I thought she was saying, and you only have three, meaning humans only have three.

• 46:07Fortune Feimster?

  She somehow only had three.

• 46:09Tig Notaro?

  I was like, then he overcharged me.

• 46:12Mae Martin?

  The knee on the chest feels really crazy.

• 46:15Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God.

• 46:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God.

• 46:18Fortune Feimster?

  And to be aware that that's happening, I mean, just my nightmare right there.

• 46:24Mae Martin?

  If you're under the influence of any substance and you're like trying to calm down, picking what movie to watch is really crucial and Apocalypse Now is not a good idea.

• 46:33Tig Notaro?

  I guess I don't understand why there was no.

• 46:37Mae Martin?

  Why they didn't put her under?

• 46:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 46:39Mae Martin?

  Well, I think they numbed her and stuff.

• 46:40Fortune Feimster?

  It could have been a money thing. Sometimes your insurance doesn't cover part of it and maybe she was.

• 46:47Tig Notaro?

  But that is our, that's like.

• 46:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it happens though, for sure.

• 46:53Mae Martin?

  When I had top surgery and then I came to, I think I've told you this, and I stayed over, I was, I was, that's the only time I've been under and had that out of it feeling.

• 47:02Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 47:02Mae Martin?

  And I stayed overnight in the clinic and um, I kinda came to and in the TV in the room was playing Richie Rich with Macaulay Culkin, the movie. And I thought, well, first I was like, did they model me after, like I look like this now. Yeah, I look like an 11 year old. And then, uh, so the nurse came in and I was like, oh yeah, thanks so much for putting Richie Rich on. And she goes, no, you requested that. No memory of, I have, I must have, she must have been scrolling through and I went, yeah, Richie Rich. No, I'm not. Yeah, I liked it when I might have seen it once when I was a kid, but how weird that I was like that one.

• 47:42Fortune Feimster?

  That's the movie I need to watch.

• 47:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and I had no memory of doing that.

• 47:46Tig Notaro?

  By the way, I watched a movie the other night and

• 47:50Mae Martin?

  Hey, good for you.

• 47:50Tig Notaro?

  It was my first time to see, and this will surprise you, Forrest Gump.

• 47:55Mae Martin?

  No way.

• 47:56Tig Notaro?

  You've never seen it before? Don't yell at me. I had never seen it. Stephanie has told me our entire relationship that I remind her of Forrest Gump.

• 48:06Mae Martin?

  I used to see it. I so used to see it.

• 48:10Tig Notaro?

  And I've always been like, what are you talking about? And so when we're watching it and then it finishes, I'm like, how am I like Forrest Gump? And she was like, you love to sit in trees. You like to sit on a front porch. She was

• 48:23Fortune Feimster?

  You love vegan chocolate.

• 48:26Tig Notaro?

  She was like, and then, you know, he's in Alabama, you're from Mississippi. She said that, oh, and like when Andrea died and I had left Boulder, I had all of this crazy energy in me and, and we were like four hours away. We were staying four hours away. And when I got back to her, I was like, I just feel like I need to go back to Andrea and Meg's house. And, and I said, I think I might want to walk. And I said, I put it in my GPS and it's four days and like 16 minutes. And she was like, Tig, she was like, you can't walk back to Boulder. And I was like, no, I like have this crazy energy right now. And she was like, where are you going to sleep?

• 49:10Tig Notaro?

  And I said, like, on the side of the river. And she was like, what are you gonna eat?

• 49:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 49:14Tig Notaro?

  I'll bring some stuff. And she was like, oh, my God, Forrest, Forrest Gump. She was like, that's so Forrest Gump of you. And then I also love her very, very deeply. And yeah, so anyway. Oh, she said also the fact that the Pope invited you to the Vatican and now you're like nominated for an Oscar. She said, I feel like you're just open like the feather that's floating through the air and you just kind of

• 49:45Fortune Feimster?

  That is true.

• 49:46Tig Notaro?

  Say yes and end up in situations and with people that she was like, I don't know. She said, you just are Forrest Gump to me.

• 49:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I get the purity with which he loves.

• 49:59Fortune Feimster?

  The short haircut.

• 50:00Tig Notaro?

  The short haircut.

• 50:03Mae Martin?

  What's the name of his girlfriend in it?

• 50:04Tig Notaro?

  Jenny.

• 50:06Mae Martin?

  Jenny.

• 50:06Tig Notaro?

  Jenny.

• 50:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:08Tig Notaro?

  Jenna.

• 50:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sort of you and Stephanie, yeah.

• 50:12Tig Notaro?

  And I saw Rita Wilson yesterday and I told her, and it was like a women's lunch thing. And I said, will you tell Tom that I just saw Forrest Gump and that Stephanie thinks that I'm like Forrest Gump? She was like, what is she talking about? And then I went through all of those things and by the end she was doubled over laughing and she was like, okay.

• 50:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 50:34Tig Notaro?

  I see it.

• 50:36Tig Notaro?

  Anyway.

• 50:37Mae Martin?

  That is hilarious. Wait, I love the idea of you wanting to walk for four days, but I get that feeling like.

• 50:43Tig Notaro?

  It was so intense. Had I not told you that? That I wanted to walk back to, as soon as I got back to Stephanie and Max and Finn, I was like, I don't, it didn't make sense for me to not be at that house or around those people anymore. And it probably is confusing to hear that after witnessing somebody dying, that it would give, it was like a, an energy of searching and awakeness and aliveness that I just, I can't really explain it, but I really felt like it seemed like no problem. I could walk for four days and it would feel invigorating to walk through the mountains

• 51:28Tig Notaro?

  and sleep by the river and live off of berries and whatever. But I, but yeah, she was like, you can't do that. And I was like, okay, but I really, I think if she wasn't with me, I might have done that.

• 51:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 51:43Mae Martin?

  As you're talking about it, it's making me want to do it. Like that is such a like my side of the mountain kind of fantasy.

• 51:49Tig Notaro?

  Two against one.

• 51:50Mae Martin?

  Now.

• 51:51Tig Notaro?

  I'm really.

• 51:52Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, no.

• 51:53Tig Notaro?

  There is a, there is a hike in Colorado that takes like six to eight hours to do. And it's, it's my goal this summer to, to, to do a very long, intense hike, potentially with Max and Finn's godparents.

• 52:12Mae Martin?

  Oh, that'd be nice.

• 52:13Tig Notaro?

  I don't think Stephanie's gonna join.

• 52:15Mae Martin?

  No, I want to do Yosemite and I want to do the Camino de Santiago in Europe.

• 52:21Tig Notaro?

  I want to do that. I want to do that desperately. I want to do that.

• 52:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah, my friend did it and she had a system where if she got to like a fork in the road, she had a rock and like if it was, if she flipped it and it was black, she'd go left and if it was gray, she'd go right and.

• 52:37Tig Notaro?

  I love that.

• 52:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, she's fun. I mean, it took her twice as long to do the hike.

• 52:41Tig Notaro?

  Well, maybe on our wellness weekend, we can hike around my backyard.

• 52:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, great.

• 52:47Tig Notaro?

  When Stephanie and I first got together, I was gonna take a walk and she goes,

• 52:52Mae Martin?

  This is awesome.

• 52:53Tig Notaro?

  She goes, Tig, it is so late. Why don't you, can't you just walk around in our backyard? And I was like, no. I was like, I'm a grown woman.

• 53:05Mae Martin?

  Same thing, right?

• 53:06Tig Notaro?

  Like, I'm not gonna just walk around in our backyard.

• 53:09Fortune Feimster?

  Can't you just walk in a circle in the backyard?

• 53:12Mae Martin?

  Like an elephant at the zoo, just pacing?

• 53:15Tig Notaro?

  A caged lesbian?

• 53:19Mae Martin?

  Must go hike.

• 53:22Tig Notaro?

  Well, that was a fun episode, you guys.

• 53:25Mae Martin?

  Yes, it was.

• 53:26Fortune Feimster?

  I will say, I'm so glad we got our wisdom teeth out and it's done and we never have to do that again.

• 53:32Tig Notaro?

  And I'm so glad we can be there for May when there's a grow in.

• 53:36Fortune Feimster?

  When May realizes they actually do have wisdom teeth.

• 53:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and they've been giving me huge.

• 53:40Fortune Feimster?

  Some people just don't have them. I have heard that.

• 53:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's like women that don't go through menopause.

• 53:46Mae Martin?

  Is that a thing?

• 53:47Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:47Mae Martin?

  That would be, I mean, God.

• 53:49Tig Notaro?

  Well, I mean, I'm sure they do, but they, what I meant to say, they don't have symptoms.

• 53:54Mae Martin?

  Right, right, right.

• 53:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 53:55Fortune Feimster?

  I have an, I have perimenopause itchy ear.

• 53:58Mae Martin?

  No.

• 53:59Tig Notaro?

  What are you talking about?

• 54:00Mae Martin?

  Is that a thing?

• 54:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's a thing. I started in the last year having an itchy ear, but like where you couldn't like get to it. And I started to worry, like, do I have a brain worm?

• 54:12Tig Notaro?

  Okay, RFK Junior.

• 54:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I know.

• 54:19Fortune Feimster?

  And I was like, and I, you would scratch it and it would not relieve it. You couldn't get to the itch.

• 54:26Tig Notaro?

  That's that brain work, man.

• 54:27Fortune Feimster?

  And then I was watching something on TikTok and I found myself in a perimenopause algorithm loophole and it said itchy ear is one of the perimenopause symptoms.

• 54:41Mae Martin?

  That's insane. I mean, there's been so little research into women's health that like, if that was a men's thing, they'd be like, oh, of course the itchy ear for these reasons. But we're just like, well, I guess you get an itchy ear.

• 54:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'll just be like, ah, whoa.

• 54:56Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. What a crap. Well, let's hope that's the only thing that you have because good lord, the rest of the list is not fun.

• 55:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 55:05Tig Notaro?

  Any hootles.

• 55:07Fortune Feimster?

  Any hoo, perimenopause. What a podcast.

• 55:11Tig Notaro?

  Girl, girl.

• 55:14Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast. Well.

• 55:18Mae Martin?

  What a podcast.

• 55:19Fortune Feimster?

  We mentioned it earlier, we do have some fun new merch for sale.

• 55:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we do.

• 55:25Tig Notaro?

  And we also have our live handsome show.

• 55:29Mae Martin?

  Oh, on May 4th, Netflix is a joke.

• 55:32Tig Notaro?

  May the fourth be with us.

• 55:34Fortune Feimster?

  Los Angeles at the Will Turn. Make sure you get your tickets. It's gonna be so fun. And we are not live streaming that, so it's for the folks that live in LA.

• 55:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you have got to come on out. Portland, Maine. I'll be there April 25th. There's a late show that night. Late show in Newtown, Connecticut on April 24th. June 4th, Albany, New York, a late show is added. Rochester, New York, June 7th. And then also Spokane, Washington, June 12th.

• 56:07Tig Notaro?

  Eugene, Oregon, June 14th. Go to Tignotaro.com for all show information. And also check out Come See Me in the Good Light on Apple TV if you haven't seen it yet.

• 56:19Mae Martin?

  Can I say my tour dates?

• 56:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 56:22Mae Martin?

  Just, there's a couple that, that there's still lots of tickets for in April, on April 5th, I'm in Ottawa in Ontario. April 7th, Portland, Maine. April 8th, I just added an extra show in Boston at the Wilbur. April 9th in Concord, April 10th, Poughkeepsie, then Washington. Anyway, go to maymartin.net and there's, see if I'm coming to your city. There's, I'm on tour forever.

• 56:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 56:50Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:51Fortune Feimster?

  I finally wrapped up my acting for a bit and I'm back on tour, baby.

• 56:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 56:58Fortune Feimster?

  So it kicks back off April 2nd, Oklahoma City, and then Fayetteville and Little Rock, Arkansas, San Antonio, Texas, Dallas, Des Moines, we've added a show, and Toronto. And I'm going to Europe. So for any of our European fans, I'll be in Amsterdam on April 9th, and then going back to Europe to do Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen, London, and Dublin. Those are all at the end of May and early June. And then, yeah, Portland, Maine, Detroit, Omaha, Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and Rochester, Minnesota. We're everywhere, you guys. Come check out the Handsome Pod if you want to have a great fun night.

• 57:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 57:43Fortune Feimster?

  It's your live show.

• 57:44Tig Notaro?

  What if we did a full-on arena tour, the three of us?

• 57:48Mae Martin?

  I'd love it.

• 57:50Tig Notaro?

  I, would you? I mean, I don't know if I'm, I'm, I'm into arena tours. It feels like it loses a little bit of the vibe.

• 57:58Mae Martin?

  You're right.

• 57:58Tig Notaro?

  But, but it still could be, eh, never mind. We're not going to do an arena tour.

• 58:05Mae Martin?

  No, but we should do more tour dates together.

• 58:07Fortune Feimster?

  I'm having a hard time booking one or two shows.

• 58:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. But like, if we each went on stage for like, Forty minutes or something, thirty minutes?

• 58:16Fortune Feimster?

  That'd be a blast.

• 58:17Tig Notaro?

  That'd be fun. Yeah.

• 58:18Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 58:18Tig Notaro?

  We'll see, whatever.

• 58:18Fortune Feimster?

  One day, you never know.

• 58:19Tig Notaro?

  You never, ever know.

• 58:21Fortune Feimster?

  You never know.

• 58:22Tig Notaro?

  But definitely share the podcast with people that you would love to join our handsome community. Send them your favorite one. How about this one? And also, rate, review, and subscribe. Stop what you're doing. Stop what you're doing right now. Not you, Fortune. Our listeners, rate, review, and subscribe. Also, check us out on YouTube. Look at May's gorgeous face and see the circus that is Fortune. And until next time.

• 58:52Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't had any sleep.

• 58:56Fortune Feimster?

  All right, until when?

• 58:58Tig Notaro?

  Next time.

• 59:00Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome!

• 59:03Tig Notaro?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media, @handsomepod.

• 59:21Mae Martin?

  What a podcast!

• 59:27Mae Martin?

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 59:30Speaker 05

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 59:32Speaker 06

  And Hannah Simone.

• 59:33Speaker 05

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl Rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dogged.

• 59:55Speaker 06

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:00:07Speaker 05

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:00:18Speaker 06

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.