Jon Lovett asks about the positives of aging

Jon Lovett of Crooked Media asks about the sunny side of getting gray on today's episode of Handsome! Plus, Fortune drinks a little vino, a visit to U-Haul, and the birth of the *GAM CAM*! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:18Tig Notaro?

  Hi, it's your friend Tig Notaro on the Handsome Pod. I am sitting here with two of my co-hosts.

• 0:25Mae Martin?

  First of all, me and also.

• 0:28Tig Notaro?

  Second of all.

• 0:29Mae Martin?

  I'm sorry, I'm May.

• 0:30Fortune Feimster?

  Me, Fortune.

• 0:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 0:34Fortune Feimster?

  Hello.

• 0:35Tig Notaro?

  Howdy do.

• 0:36Fortune Feimster?

  The boys are back in town.

• 0:38Tig Notaro?

  Yes, they are. Thin Lizzy, that's who sang that.

• 0:43Mae Martin?

  Oh, really?

• 0:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. The boys are back in town?

• 0:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 0:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, Thin Lizzy.

• 0:48Mae Martin?

  Dig fact.

• 0:49Tig Notaro?

  I do want to say, go to Hulu and check out my eyeball closing right before your eyes. Can you see that?

• 0:58Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 0:58Tig Notaro?

  This one?

• 1:00Fortune Feimster?

  Is it finally fixed? Does that mean it's fixed?

• 1:02Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 1:03Fortune Feimster?

  Or it's still broken?

• 1:04Tig Notaro?

  It's still broken. Yeah.

• 1:06Mae Martin?

  Oh, no.

• 1:07Tig Notaro?

  Well, I didn't get it fixed yet, and now my surgery has been bumped because I just have had to, my schedule had to shift again. And so, um, October was the time. Now it's gonna get bumped, so.

• 1:23Fortune Feimster?

  Aww.

• 1:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 1:24Mae Martin?

  Maybe you'll miss it, though, once it's fixed. Maybe you'll know.

• 1:27Tig Notaro?

  No, I won't.

• 1:29Tig Notaro?

  It drives me insane.

• 1:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 1:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Well, you're looking handsome regardless. And Fortune, a beautiful sky blue t-shirt.

• 1:39Fortune Feimster?

  Thank you. I wondered if I would notice.

• 1:42Tig Notaro?

  And, and May, just as handsome as ever.

• 1:45Mae Martin?

  Thank you. I'm not feeling it today, but thank you.

• 1:47Tig Notaro?

  Why?

• 1:48Mae Martin?

  Why? I don't know. I'm just, I don't know. I'm just feeling a bit like a slug today. I got a massage. And yeah, I just feel like, I had the imprint of the massage table for a long time.

• 1:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you gotta love that. Now, does it, does it weigh heavily on you to be such a handsome fella?

• 2:08Mae Martin?

  I wish I felt it. I mean, thank you so much. Uh, what about you?

• 2:14Tig Notaro?

  Oh, no, no, no, no. I have an eye that's closing and, um, no, no, it doesn't weigh heavily on me at all. I was just curious because you are, uh, no offense, Fortune, but the clear frontrunner of the, um.

• 2:28Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 2:29Tig Notaro?

  You know?

• 2:30Fortune Feimster?

  Don't say it.

• 2:31Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, what? Am I hurting your feelings?

• 2:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, I thought I was.

• 2:36Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, you are second. You are second. May is our sex symbol. May is our sex symbol.

• 2:46Mae Martin?

  Well, I still think we need to make a calendar of the three of us doing sexy fireman poses.

• 2:51Tig Notaro?

  Can I have my eye closing?

• 2:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, definitely.

• 2:54Fortune Feimster?

  Can I go back to two minutes ago when I said you got a massage?

• 2:59Mae Martin?

  Oh, sorry, I missed that somehow.

• 3:01Fortune Feimster?

  I know, you both missed it. It was pretty good.

• 3:03Tig Notaro?

  No, I didn't.

• 3:06Tig Notaro?

  You caught it.

• 3:08Fortune Feimster?

  Cause guess what I've had tonight?

• 3:11Tig Notaro?

  A Fortune sash.

• 3:14Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 3:14Tig Notaro?

  Oh, girl, girl. Fortune is down in her hooch.

• 3:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 3:24Fortune Feimster?

  Someone has a glass of vino for this recording.

• 3:27Tig Notaro?

  I got some water.

• 3:30Mae Martin?

  Cheers.

• 3:31Fortune Feimster?

  Should I go pour a glass of vino? You should get whatever you want, my friend.

• 3:35Tig Notaro?

  You should get whiskey. You're, you're more of a whiskey guy, right?

• 3:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I have a bottle of Red open right now, but okay, I'm gonna get a whiskey. Is this crazy?

• 3:43Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, we're recording, you, you guys don't know this, who are listening, but we're recording at night.

• 3:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:49Fortune Feimster?

  Which is unusual for us. It's usually early in the morning. And where I, I'm on the East Coast.

• 3:55Mae Martin?

  I'm getting my whiskey.

• 3:56Fortune Feimster?

  11:30 PM for me. So this gal has a little vino.

• 4:02Tig Notaro?

  Now, how, how many vinos did you have before that vino?

• 4:05Fortune Feimster?

  I had an old fashioned before those vino.

• 4:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy. And when is this going to end?

• 4:11Mae Martin?

  After this.

• 4:12Tig Notaro?

  Oh, really? And then you go night night?

• 4:14Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, the party's not continuing.

• 4:16Tig Notaro?

  Okay. And do you, do you not have trouble sleeping when you have alcohol in your system?

• 4:21Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 4:21Tig Notaro?

  Okay, good for you.

• 4:23Fortune Feimster?

  Out like a Lincoln log.

• 4:24Tig Notaro?

  You go, girl.

• 4:27Tig Notaro?

  And wait, where are you right now? You're in, uh, P-Town.

• 4:30Fortune Feimster?

  Promontown, Massachusetts.

• 4:32Tig Notaro?

  Let's see it, May. Raise your glass. Oh, May can't hear us.

• 4:37Fortune Feimster?

  So raise your glass.

• 4:40Tig Notaro?

  May, raise your glass. What, is there whiskey?

• 4:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is whiskey.

• 4:44Fortune Feimster?

  Straight whiskey?

• 4:46Mae Martin?

  Couple of ice cubes.

• 4:47Tig Notaro?

  Go to, go to Hulu. Hulu or YouTube.

• 4:52Mae Martin?

  Not that we're endorsing drinking at work, but let's see what happens. I.

• 4:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, let's see how this unfolds.

• 5:00Mae Martin?

  I'm already one ahead of you, so. What if you found out I'm a really angry drunk? I never said that.

• 5:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh, that was so angry, May.

• 5:11Fortune Feimster?

  I never said that.

• 5:14Tig Notaro?

  I just saw the ugliest side of May.

• 5:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:18Tig Notaro?

  Now, guys.

• 5:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:20Tig Notaro?

  Is anybody interested in the long hike? I'm back in LA, but I did a long hike. Is anybody interested?

• 5:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:30Tig Notaro?

  In my hike that I did?

• 5:32Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna settle in with this glass of vino and listen.

• 5:35Tig Notaro?

  No, that's all. I was just gonna tell you, I did do a massive hike when I was in Colorado that I had to train for, and I realized I didn't train nearly enough.

• 5:45Fortune Feimster?

  So did you finish it?

• 5:47Tig Notaro?

  I finished it, but.

• 5:49Fortune Feimster?

  Were you, are, were you hurting?

• 5:51Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my, for days after.

• 5:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 5:53Tig Notaro?

  Yes. And the ascent was over three hours.

• 6:00Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. And then the descent fucks you up too, because it hurts your calves.

• 6:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh, no, it hurt my knee. You know, I had knee surgery a year and a half ago, and boy, that is tough on the old knee. So I'd need a knee brace in the future, but I don't think I'm ever gonna do this again.

• 6:20Mae Martin?

  Who, who, who were you with again?

• 6:22Tig Notaro?

  I, I went with three friends and, uh, one did not train at all.

• 6:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 6:28Tig Notaro?

  And the other one trained a lot, and I think she held up better than anyone. And then the other one is a, a pretty avid, uh, hiker and did all right. But at the end of the hike was like, when is this going to end?

• 6:46Fortune Feimster?

  That is my nightmare.

• 6:47Tig Notaro?

  The last three miles of it was, I can't express enough, just boulders and rocks that you're walking on for three miles, three miles.

• 7:00Mae Martin?

  How long did the whole thing take you?

• 7:02Tig Notaro?

  Over eight hours.

• 7:03Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. What were you eating?

• 7:07Fortune Feimster?

  I'm lounging now that I'm hearing about this.

• 7:11Tig Notaro?

  Well, uh, we started at like 6:30 in the morning, and then by the time we reached the top, which was again, over three, three and a half hours of ascending, um, we stopped on the top and we had, uh, I had packed everyone a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Um, and then, and then we just had, you know, bars and dried fruit and nuts and stuff like that.

• 7:40Mae Martin?

  Looking for, get this arm up.

• 7:44Fortune Feimster?

  I'm listening.

• 7:46Tig Notaro?

  So Fortune.

• 7:47Fortune Feimster?

  I do love a peanut butter. You know, I'm a peanut butter bitch.

• 7:50Tig Notaro?

  I do.

• 7:51Fortune Feimster?

  I do. Love that peanut butter banana sandwich idea.

• 7:55Tig Notaro?

  Yes, and, um, I would love to go on a hike with you, Fortune.

• 8:00Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 8:00Tig Notaro?

  Wearing your Old Navy headset with your glass of wine.

• 8:07Fortune Feimster?

  But it can't have a three hour ascent.

• 8:10Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 8:11Fortune Feimster?

  Cause that only makes an ascent of you and scent.

• 8:21Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna give that a moment of silence.

• 8:25Fortune Feimster?

  You guys know what I mean.

• 8:27Mae Martin?

  A ascent makes an ascent of you and scent is really good.

• 8:30Tig Notaro?

  It's really good. It almost seems like you've been drinking.

• 8:36Fortune Feimster?

  This reminds me of that time I was on vacation once and I had a, what did I have, a mango margarita?

• 8:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:42Tig Notaro?

  We don't know, but you were day drunk.

• 8:44Fortune Feimster?

  Your gams. I show you all my gams, which.

• 8:47Mae Martin?

  How are your gams?

• 8:48Fortune Feimster?

  Bam, boom. Let's check on them.

• 8:52Tig Notaro?

  Let's, let's do a gam, gam cam.

• 8:59Mae Martin?

  To the gam cam.

• 9:00Fortune Feimster?

  Hold on.

• 9:01Mae Martin?

  We should have a bring in a gam cam.

• 9:03Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, are you okay? Oh, oh, no.

• 9:07Fortune Feimster?

  How do I show you all my gams?

• 9:09Tig Notaro?

  Go to U-Haul. Go to U-Haul.

• 9:13Fortune Feimster?

  You wanna marry me. I knew it.

• 9:16Tig Notaro?

  Go to Hulu.

• 9:17Fortune Feimster?

  You wanna marry me.

• 9:18Tig Notaro?

  Not U-Haul, go to Hulu.

• 9:20Fortune Feimster?

  You wanna U-Haul with me? I knew it. I can't get them up.

• 9:25Mae Martin?

  They're looking good. They're looking pale and clear.

• 9:30Fortune Feimster?

  They look so pale. This light is not being kind.

• 9:34Tig Notaro?

  Wait a minute.

• 9:35Fortune Feimster?

  Now I'm winded. I'll never be able to go on this hike.

• 9:41Tig Notaro?

  Now.

• 9:41Fortune Feimster?

  Back to my lounging.

• 9:43Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I was gonna show you a picture though, where I look kind of cool.

• 9:48Fortune Feimster?

  I took it out of me.

• 9:49Tig Notaro?

  I'll warn you, this is me.

• 9:52Fortune Feimster?

  We've both done strenuous things. Whoa, that's a little cowboy type picture.

• 9:59Mae Martin?

  Look at your hat.

• 10:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I was resting.

• 10:03Mae Martin?

  But you're wearing long sleeves.

• 10:05Fortune Feimster?

  Thirst trap.

• 10:07Mae Martin?

  Thirst trap where you're not showing your face or any skin.

• 10:11Tig Notaro?

  Right, right. And here, here I am, sitting on a mountain.

• 10:16Mae Martin?

  I'm really loving the outfit.

• 10:18Fortune Feimster?

  Who was taking these pictures or was this a photo shoot?

• 10:21Tig Notaro?

  It's none of your business. Go back to drinking.

• 10:26Fortune Feimster?

  I just imagine you going, hey, guys, I'd love to get some shots up here.

• 10:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:32Fortune Feimster?

  Can someone please take me in this candid, laying down position?

• 10:38Tig Notaro?

  That's exactly what happened.

• 10:39Fortune Feimster?

  I knew it. And it was just the four of y'all?

• 10:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:43Fortune Feimster?

  I thought it was a big group for some reason.

• 10:45Tig Notaro?

  No, and there was no internet service, couldn't use your phones.

• 10:52Tig Notaro?

  You couldn't wear your headgear that you have on.

• 10:57Fortune Feimster?

  You couldn't, you just couldn't communicate with anyone.

• 10:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh, yeah. So.

• 11:01Fortune Feimster?

  And that was three days? How long was it?

• 11:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 11:05Fortune Feimster?

  Eight days?

• 11:06Tig Notaro?

  Like eight, eight and a half hours.

• 11:08Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 11:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but man.

• 11:11Fortune Feimster?

  It's like a round of golf.

• 11:12Tig Notaro?

  I, I forgot that I had calves until I did this hike.

• 11:18Fortune Feimster?

  Are you ready for the gam cam?

• 11:20Tig Notaro?

  Let's go back to the gam cam.

• 11:21Fortune Feimster?

  Give it to us, baby. No, I want yours.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gam cam?

• 11:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you said you forgot you had calves.

• 11:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I was just meaning they were really sore, but all right, here comes my calves.

• 11:32Fortune Feimster?

  Come on, let's get them.

• 11:34Mae Martin?

  Bulging gam.

• 11:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, man, everyone's gonna be so horny.

• 11:39Mae Martin?

  Those are good.

• 11:40Fortune Feimster?

  This gam cam is popping off. Everyone's gonna be so horny listening to this podcast tonight.

• 11:46Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie.

• 11:48Fortune Feimster?

  I'm telling you, you're giving them, oh, and the piggies?

• 11:51Mae Martin?

  The foot freaks are gonna be out in full force.

• 11:54Fortune Feimster?

  You're gonna be on, what do you call it? Footy, footy pedia?

• 11:58Tig Notaro?

  Wiki pedia. May, where are your gams?

• 12:02Mae Martin?

  I sadly cannot show you them because something's going on.

• 12:06Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 12:08Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you have your little feet in your little pedic, in your little massage thing, don't you?

• 12:12Mae Martin?

  No, I just did something weird where I, well, I, I stopped shaving my legs a long time ago when I was filming Wayward. And then, and then sometimes it gets, it was looking long the other day and I thought, it's like, I don't want to get rid of it all, but I want to trim it almost. But anyway, what I've ended up with is quite the weird bald patches and I just kind of went to.

• 12:37Tig Notaro?

  We're not here to judge.

• 12:39Mae Martin?

  On the gam cam.

• 12:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, get your gams on the cams.

• 12:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God, everyone's about to get, since May's, since May's the looker of the group, yeah.

• 12:48Mae Martin?

  You can't really tell that there's like bald patch here. Like, I don't know what I did.

• 12:52Tig Notaro?

  I can't see, no, yeah, I really can't see it.

• 12:56Fortune Feimster?

  We see your little tats.

• 12:57Mae Martin?

  It doesn't show up on the.

• 12:58Fortune Feimster?

  Definition.

• 13:00Mae Martin?

  On the camera.

• 13:01Fortune Feimster?

  Come on, gams. Y'all, we have some good looking handsome legs on this pod.

• 13:06Tig Notaro?

  We really do.

• 13:07Fortune Feimster?

  How'd we just now introduce the gam cam?

• 13:10Tig Notaro?

  Wait a minute, is Fortune twirling her curls?

• 13:15Tig Notaro?

  I feel like we're at a sleepover. You're having your wine and twirling your hair.

• 13:22Fortune Feimster?

  I had no idea I was doing this until you pointed it out. Which is funny because I just talked to my childhood friend today for the first time in years.

• 13:33Tig Notaro?

  Uh oh.

• 13:33Fortune Feimster?

  We'd been friends since we were five.

• 13:35Tig Notaro?

  How'd you reconnect?

• 13:36Fortune Feimster?

  Um, cause I'm about to do a show in her hometown. So we're, I'm gonna see her, um, and she, we just caught up on the phone. But it reminded me, because we used to have sleepovers at her house and we would like freeze girls bras and, you know, we did all the things where you like put someone's hand in water. So they'll piss themselves.

• 13:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And did you put toilet, or did you put toothpaste on toilet seats?

• 14:03Fortune Feimster?

  No, we didn't do that one.

• 14:05Mae Martin?

  Did you ever do this?

• 14:06Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, and we did the seances with the, try to lift the.

• 14:09Mae Martin?

  Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

• 14:10Fortune Feimster?

  That one, yeah.

• 14:11Tig Notaro?

  Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

• 14:17Mae Martin?

  That really works.

• 14:18Tig Notaro?

  And wait, you lift a person?

• 14:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we really did lift somebody.

• 14:23Mae Martin?

  You start, everyone puts four, two fingers and, and you, you try to lift the person and you can't because it's just people with their fingers. And then you say, light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, and you find suddenly you can lift them and it is pretty remarkable.

• 14:38Tig Notaro?

  Wait, why?

• 14:39Mae Martin?

  I don't know. No one knows. Magic.

• 14:41Fortune Feimster?

  Spirits.

• 14:42Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, don't get rude.

• 14:44Fortune Feimster?

  She lived near a cemetery, so it always, I would always get scared.

• 14:48Tig Notaro?

  What is her hometown?

• 14:49Mae Martin?

  Twirling your hair make you think of her?

• 14:51Fortune Feimster?

  My hometown.

• 14:52Tig Notaro?

  And you're performing there?

• 14:54Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, her hometown now, no, Greenville, South Carolina.

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  Okay, sorry to bother you.

• 14:59Fortune Feimster?

  You're fine, bud.

• 15:00Mae Martin?

  Did you used to twirl, um, your phone cord when you would chat to your friends?

• 15:05Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, I would definitely do that. I'm a, I'm, I'm a fidgeter.

• 15:09Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Do you have a fidget spinner?

• 15:12Fortune Feimster?

  I don't.

• 15:12Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, okay. Well, I know what to get you for Christmas.

• 15:16Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 15:17Tig Notaro?

  And is your hair curly because of all your girl talk on the phone?

• 15:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, girl.

• 15:22Mae Martin?

  Curled it right up.

• 15:23Fortune Feimster?

  Talk and twirl, talk and twirl.

• 15:25Tig Notaro?

  Talk and twirl, please hold.

• 15:27Fortune Feimster?

  Talk and twirl.

• 15:29Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 15:29Fortune Feimster?

  So, yeah, that was a fun blast from the past. And you know what? We picked right up, like no time had passed.

• 15:35Tig Notaro?

  Well, how long had it been?

• 15:37Fortune Feimster?

  At least six or seven years, seven years, maybe.

• 15:39Tig Notaro?

  No, that's nothing.

• 15:41Fortune Feimster?

  What? It's not not nothing.

• 15:43Tig Notaro?

  I thought it was gonna be like 20 years or something.

• 15:46Fortune Feimster?

  I saw her last time I was in Greenville, but that might've been like, or no, maybe it was, her daughter was young, so maybe it was eight years ago.

• 15:54Tig Notaro?

  That's more.

• 15:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 16:01Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I get enough pizza for everyone before calling in an order? Mama mia. I did my pizza math wrong and now we're completely out of pies, but not completely full.

• 16:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. They can save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 16:32Mae Martin?

  When you guys reunite, can you please do light as a feather, stiff as a board, or do some, like do something that you used to do?

• 16:40Fortune Feimster?

  All right. Well, I'll think of something.

• 16:42Tig Notaro?

  Ooh, because you didn't do toothpaste on the toilet seat, will you do that?

• 16:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I can try that. You know what's so funny? We, speaking of photo shoots, when we were kids, my mom had us take a photo shoot on the back of a Mercedes convertible. And I don't know why, but she and I were sitting, you know, you sit like, like you're in a parade, like on the, yeah, top part. Yeah, we sat like that, just because my mom thought it'd be cute. And the, we legit like had a full on photo shoot. Sitting on the top of that car as if we were in a parade.

• 17:19Mae Martin?

  I want to see those pics.

• 17:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and can we use them for our calendar?

• 17:23Fortune Feimster?

  I look so awkward in them. I don't think I have them, but.

• 17:26Tig Notaro?

  I find that hard to believe.

• 17:27Fortune Feimster?

  I can find it somewhere.

• 17:29Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 17:30Mae Martin?

  Whenever I see vintage photos and stuff, it, it's, I find it very like sweet that people were always taking pictures of their cars. It was like they got their, or their motorcycles.

• 17:40Tig Notaro?

  That was.

• 17:40Mae Martin?

  You get your, your camera and you're like, gotta take a picture of the.

• 17:43Tig Notaro?

  Wait, people used to do that and they don't do it now?

• 17:46Mae Martin?

  I feel like photos were more precious then. And so you'd take like a photo of your dog and your Christmas tree and your car, you know? Now they're probably, they got thousands.

• 17:56Fortune Feimster?

  Look at my hair back then.

• 17:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, my Lord.

• 17:59Tig Notaro?

  Okay, Fortune just jumped up to number one sexy handsome host.

• 18:05Fortune Feimster?

  I had kind of a triangle head.

• 18:09Mae Martin?

  Go to U-Haul.

• 18:10Fortune Feimster?

  How did I not know I was gay back in the day?

• 18:13Tig Notaro?

  Dot com. I can't see that.

• 18:15Fortune Feimster?

  You can't see that?

• 18:17Mae Martin?

  It's a picture of Fortune doing like, almost like a, like, hey, what's that, like a gang?

• 18:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:24Fortune Feimster?

  But here's me as a pretty little lady. Are you ready for this?

• 18:27Tig Notaro?

  Always.

• 18:28Mae Martin?

  If you're listening to this. Oh, my Lord. Can you send that to our thread? Can you text that to us?

• 18:34Fortune Feimster?

  I have a parasail.

• 18:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you do.

• 18:36Fortune Feimster?

  Parasol, parasol.

• 18:37Mae Martin?

  Parasol, what?

• 18:40Tig Notaro?

  Parasail.

• 18:42Fortune Feimster?

  I'm thinking of the parasailing.

• 18:45Mae Martin?

  Why do you have a parasail?

• 18:47Fortune Feimster?

  I, because I was a pretty little lady until I was five and then.

• 18:52Tig Notaro?

  Everything went to.

• 18:53Fortune Feimster?

  All bets were off.

• 18:54Tig Notaro?

  And then she put her Old Navy headset on.

• 18:56Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 18:57Mae Martin?

  Got to work.

• 18:58Fortune Feimster?

  And everything was downhill from there. Just a big old lesbian. Oh, my God, this picture, y'all.

• 19:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God, are we really?

• 19:07Fortune Feimster?

  Look how.

• 19:08Tig Notaro?

  I started this.

• 19:09Fortune Feimster?

  Look how fat and awkward I was in this.

• 19:12Tig Notaro?

  I can't see anything.

• 19:14Mae Martin?

  Perfect and precious. The long.

• 19:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 19:18Mae Martin?

  Skirt. It's really.

• 19:19Fortune Feimster?

  That's when my mom was still insisting on dressing me. Anyway, anyone, no one listening to this.

• 19:24Tig Notaro?

  Did she not dress you anymore?

• 19:29Tig Notaro?

  Did she not pick out that blue t-shirt?

• 19:32Fortune Feimster?

  She does say blue's my color. We've talked about this.

• 19:35Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 19:36Mae Martin?

  My mom always says pink is wonderful for the complexion. I think she's saying it. So I'll wear pink.

• 19:41Tig Notaro?

  Do you not like pink?

• 19:42Mae Martin?

  I like it.

• 19:43Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 19:44Mae Martin?

  But I don't have any pink.

• 19:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 19:46Mae Martin?

  Well, let's, next time I see you.

• 19:49Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, show it to us.

• 19:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 19:52Tig Notaro?

  It's so interesting how like my, my sons have no hangups around the color pink.

• 19:58Mae Martin?

  Good.

• 19:59Tig Notaro?

  You know, yeah, it's, they're like, they have pink socks, pink shoes. One had a pink baseball glove.

• 20:07Mae Martin?

  Great.

• 20:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's, it's really something. I'm like, man, that would not have gone down well.

• 20:14Tig Notaro?

  When I was a kid.

• 20:16Fortune Feimster?

  I like, I like a pop of pink.

• 20:18Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. I do too. I do too. Took me a while to get there because I was like, pink. But now I'm like, pink, yes, yes.

• 20:27Fortune Feimster?

  Pink is my favorite color.

• 20:31Tig Notaro?

  What is that?

• 20:32Fortune Feimster?

  Pink.

• 20:34Tig Notaro?

  What is that?

• 20:36Mae Martin?

  Aerosmith?

• 20:37Fortune Feimster?

  It's dirty.

• 20:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's, it's Aerosmith. It's kind of.

• 20:41Fortune Feimster?

  It's about a vagina.

• 20:47Tig Notaro?

  Go to UHaul.com.

• 20:50Fortune Feimster?

  If you want to move in with Fortune.

• 20:55Tig Notaro?

  What happens?

• 20:56Fortune Feimster?

  I think that is Aerosmith, isn't it?

• 20:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it is. Yeah.

• 20:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 21:00Mae Martin?

  But that's not one of the lyrics.

• 21:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's not.

• 21:03Mae Martin?

  This is, yeah.

• 21:04Tig Notaro?

  How do I not know that Aerosmith song?

• 21:09Mae Martin?

  You might recognize it. Yeah, you might recognize it.

• 21:12Tig Notaro?

  Are you glad to be back in LA? I am. It's a, it's, it's, it's, it's a very different reality than where I came from.

• 21:25Tig Notaro?

  But it's, it's, it's good. I like having, we were excited to get home and, you know, you know, I love my normal life, doing normal things, being a normal person. And I'm just right back into it. And it feels good. It's good to see the kitties.

• 21:45Mae Martin?

  But Fortune, I mean, I heard this on a mini episode, but the, one of the, or did we even, I don't know if this was off, off the mics, but the, and I'm talking about like, it's really hot and big news.

• 21:59Fortune Feimster?

  Tell us the secret.

• 22:01Mae Martin?

  Tig's cat shit under the couch. Sorry to say it's so vulgar, but.

• 22:06Tig Notaro?

  It wasn't under, it was just on the floor. And so we had to drag the couch out, or not the couch. Now I'm lying. The rug.

• 22:14Mae Martin?

  Oh, it was the rug. I see. Okay. I got all the details wrong.

• 22:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but it is pretty juicy gossip. You gotta.

• 22:20Fortune Feimster?

  It's juicy. Yeah. Does that, does that mean the cat was mad at you?

• 22:25Tig Notaro?

  What is that accent?

• 22:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, was that British? What did I do? You became British.

• 22:31Tig Notaro?

  You said, was that because the cat was mad at you?

• 22:34Fortune Feimster?

  Does that mean the cat was mad at you?

• 22:37Tig Notaro?

  Does that mean the cat was mad at you?

• 22:38Fortune Feimster?

  Does that mean the cat was mad at you?

• 22:40Tig Notaro?

  Um, yeah, I think he was upset with us, little Linus. He was tired of us being gone for a couple of months.

• 22:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 22:48Tig Notaro?

  But, you know, he gets to spend the summer with Stephanie's dad and.

• 22:52Fortune Feimster?

  Paul Paul.

• 22:53Tig Notaro?

  Papa Grande.

• 22:55Fortune Feimster?

  Papa Grande, that's right.

• 22:57Mae Martin?

  And they're tight.

• 22:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. He gives the kitties little, little snuggles and snacks and sends us pictures and stuff. But that was a surprise to come home to. Yes.

• 23:10Mae Martin?

  Can I get your, actually, this is the kind of thing that I shouldn't even say, because then I feel like on Reddit or wherever, people are going to have strong opinions. But I, you know, there's this stray cat, Dean, that I feed, and he probably has another family. And we feed him and he's, he's slowly become so friendly and he's such a cute, great cat. He's so cuddly. And so what, what would be the process if I was like, I want him to be my full-time cat? Because he wants to come inside.

• 23:40Tig Notaro?

  But now, to go back, are you telling me?

• 23:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 23:44Tig Notaro?

  There are people online that could potentially have an issue with what you're saying?

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  People would be like, have an issue with anything.

• 23:52Tig Notaro?

  I have never seen that happen on the internet once.

• 23:56Fortune Feimster?

  As we know, Tig, Tig lives on Reddit, watching and reading every comment.

• 24:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:05Mae Martin?

  I haven't been going on it.

• 24:06Tig Notaro?

  Try to pry me off Reddit.

• 24:08Fortune Feimster?

  All Tig does is read comments on social media all day.

• 24:13Tig Notaro?

  Especially Reddit. That is my go-to.

• 24:16Mae Martin?

  In between checking the star meter.

• 24:17Fortune Feimster?

  And you adjust, and you adjust your behavior accordingly.

• 24:21Tig Notaro?

  Completely. Read it and adjust.

• 24:26Tig Notaro?

  No, of course, I know people have problems. That was, I was using sarcasm, my friend. I was using sarcasm.

• 24:34Fortune Feimster?

  Got it.

• 24:35Tig Notaro?

  Uh, you know, you say one thing, they want you to say another. You call something one thing, call it another thing. Don't say that. Say this. Talk more about this. Don't talk about that. How do we choose what to go with?

• 24:49Fortune Feimster?

  So they wouldn't like you domesticating this cat, basically, is what you're saying?

• 24:54Mae Martin?

  I feel like.

• 24:55Tig Notaro?

  Here's what you should do.

• 24:57Fortune Feimster?

  Helpful advice.

• 24:57Tig Notaro?

  Here's what I think you should do.

• 24:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, tell me.

• 25:00Tig Notaro?

  What I would do, if I had a little kitty that was coming to visit, and listen, I might blow up Reddit with this, and I'm willing to take this chance. But I would put a little note, I would put a collar on the cat, and then I would put a little note, and I would say.

• 25:22Fortune Feimster?

  Finders keepers.

• 25:23Tig Notaro?

  If, if this is your cat, let me know. If it's not, if, if I don't hear from anybody for the next week, this is my kitty. This is my kitty.

• 25:37Mae Martin?

  I don't, I mean, he, he wouldn't be thrilled about the collar, but.

• 25:40Fortune Feimster?

  Will the note be waterproof?

• 25:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, good point. How am I gonna get the note?

• 25:45Tig Notaro?

  Is it gonna be fireproof?

• 25:46Fortune Feimster?

  You should maybe put them like a, it should have like a locket.

• 25:51Mae Martin?

  A little locket.

• 25:52Fortune Feimster?

  The locket.

• 25:53Tig Notaro?

  Yes. And on the collar, it says, open the locket.

• 25:58Fortune Feimster?

  You have to get the locket engraved.

• 26:01Mae Martin?

  They gotta find the key to the locket.

• 26:04Tig Notaro?

  You also need to put the kitty's initials. You have to get that engraved on the locket as well.

• 26:10Fortune Feimster?

  You should just ask the cat if it has a home.

• 26:13Tig Notaro?

  Ooh, that's good.

• 26:15Mae Martin?

  He's not groomed, like he's, he's not, he, I think someone else might be feeding him, but he's, he's got his balls. He's got big balls. Does that mean he's wild?

• 26:29Mae Martin?

  Like, do you cut off cats' balls?

• 26:32Tig Notaro?

  You should. That's one real good reason to take him in and get those things cut off.

• 26:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. I don't want to be taking this poor, wild animal and cutting its balls off.

• 26:45Tig Notaro?

  Then why are you asking me for advice?

• 26:48Fortune Feimster?

  Well, how do we get here? I was drinking wine.

• 26:51Mae Martin?

  He wants to come in. So yeah, you're right. Okay. So if I let him come in, I would have to probably get him.

• 26:56Tig Notaro?

  Well, and you're doing a disservice to him and all other little kitties, because I'm sure he's impregnating everybody in town.

• 27:04Mae Martin?

  I see. I see.

• 27:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 27:07Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 27:08Tig Notaro?

  And then there's going to be more kitties where you're not even sure. Can we just mute Fortune until she's sobered up?

• 27:16Fortune Feimster?

  You cannot mute me.

• 27:20Tig Notaro?

  But you know, there's going to be more little kitties that have nowhere to go.

• 27:23Mae Martin?

  You're right.

• 27:24Tig Notaro?

  And showing up with balls everywhere, you know?

• 27:26Mae Martin?

  So he thinks he wants to come in and be part of my world. He's pawing at the door. He's being so cute. He's meowing. He has no idea what he's getting into, because I'm going to be putting a collar on him, cutting his balls off. He's going to be like, why did I ever do this?

• 27:40Tig Notaro?

  Why did I knock on this door?

• 27:42Mae Martin?

  Put a locket on him. Yeah. And then I'm going to have a cat that hates me, living with me. I think maybe I'll just keep feeding. I mean, he's not in any danger. It's so warm out.

• 27:50Tig Notaro?

  But wait, why won't you cut off his balls?

• 27:54Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 27:55Mae Martin?

  If I bought a cat, I would. I just feel bad.

• 27:58Tig Notaro?

  Why would you buy a cat? They're free everywhere.

• 28:01Fortune Feimster?

  They're everywhere.

• 28:02Tig Notaro?

  They are every single place you could possibly look.

• 28:06Fortune Feimster?

  You got kitties everywhere.

• 28:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Let's look at Fortune. Let's just see what Fortune does. Yeah, let's just look at Fortune, see what she says and does.

• 28:16Fortune Feimster?

  What? Just get your cat on the side of the street, right? I've never had a cat. I don't know how they work. And this ball talk is, I don't know much about that either.

• 28:31Mae Martin?

  Well, I guess you'd, I could adopt one, but I don't know.

• 28:35Tig Notaro?

  Balls.

• 28:36Mae Martin?

  I could just get the balls.

• 28:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Why don't you just start fresh and adopt one? Maybe this little cat might like being in the wild.

• 28:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, he does seem pretty content. I just.

• 28:45Tig Notaro?

  Wait, but then, do you understand? You now have a responsibility. This kitty.

• 28:50Fortune Feimster?

  Are you Bob Barker?

• 28:54Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 28:55Mae Martin?

  I don't get that reference.

• 28:56Tig Notaro?

  I am not Bob.

• 28:57Mae Martin?

  I laughed, though.

• 28:58Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, because he, he used to say.

• 29:01Tig Notaro?

  Do you know who Bob Barker is?

• 29:03Fortune Feimster?

  I'm showing my age. Bob Barker hosted The Price is Right for decades.

• 29:08Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 29:09Fortune Feimster?

  Um, pre Drew Carey. And he always would say at the end of every show, don't forget to spade or neuter your pet. Spade, spade, spay or neutered.

• 29:22Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 29:22Fortune Feimster?

  Spay or neuter your pet.

• 29:26Tig Notaro?

  That's right. And so.

• 29:28Mae Martin?

  What a weird thing to end.

• 29:29Tig Notaro?

  Well, he's trying to stop, he was trying to stop, that was his, his, yeah, that was his cause.

• 29:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that was his thing.

• 29:38Tig Notaro?

  And so he wanted all the balls off. And so we're trying to send the message to you, so you.

• 29:46Tig Notaro?

  What if we ended our episodes like that? Fortune, what are you looking at? We can see the screen reflecting on your face.

• 29:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I saw it too. I saw the screen light up.

• 29:58Tig Notaro?

  You think you're so sneaky when you're looking at your computer. This is, let me do an impression. Go to UHaul.com. This is my impression of Fortune, okay?

• 30:11Fortune Feimster?

  I think I got bored talking about cats.

• 30:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I'm listening.

• 30:18Fortune Feimster?

  I got bored for a second.

• 30:20Tig Notaro?

  Talking about cat balls.

• 30:22Mae Martin?

  What do you, what would you like to talk about?

• 30:24Fortune Feimster?

  I was looking at my calendar. I don't know why.

• 30:26Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:29Mae Martin?

  Your calendar.

• 30:31Fortune Feimster?

  I don't even know what's on there. It's just, I hit a button and that's what came up.

• 30:37Tig Notaro?

  Kitty balls. But listen, I'm just going to wrap this up and say.

• 30:41Fortune Feimster?

  No, I'm invested now.

• 30:43Tig Notaro?

  May.

• 30:43Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it going.

• 30:44Tig Notaro?

  If you, you now have the responsibility, if a kitty with balls is pawing at your door, you gotta snatch that kitty.

• 30:52Fortune Feimster?

  Snatch that kitty.

• 30:57Tig Notaro?

  And then you gotta get.

• 31:00Fortune Feimster?

  I just opened the calendar again. Oh, my God.

• 31:04Tig Notaro?

  Stop it. Fortune Marie, shut your calendar and put your hooch down. May, you gotta get.

• 31:14Tig Notaro?

  This is when you know the podcast has hit rock bottom. We're drunk and we're organizing our calendars.

• 31:21Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know why I did it again.

• 31:28Mae Martin?

  Nor do I know what is in the calendar that I'm looking for.

• 31:32Tig Notaro?

  Let me finish this with me. You have a responsibility. I have a responsibility to cut those kitty balls off.

• 31:41Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 31:42Tig Notaro?

  Because it's gonna make more kitties out in the world with balls that have nowhere to go.

• 31:47Mae Martin?

  Now, Thomas is nodding. So is this like, if you see any stray cat, you should get it and cut its balls off?

• 31:53Tig Notaro?

  Well, it's a real indication. It's a real indication that this cat is not housed. Yeah, at all. Because if you're just running loose and you're a kitty, that's kind of a sign, maybe you don't have a home. And then throw some balls on there.

• 32:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:12Tig Notaro?

  You don't have a home.

• 32:13Fortune Feimster?

  Biggie wasn't neutered when he was found.

• 32:15Mae Martin?

  Really? Okay, so maybe I'll.

• 32:19Tig Notaro?

  Right, but he was found.

• 32:21Fortune Feimster?

  True, and then they neutered him.

• 32:23Tig Notaro?

  Right, that's my point.

• 32:26Fortune Feimster?

  So yeah, what Tig said.

• 32:29Mae Martin?

  All right, I'm gonna sleep on it.

• 32:31Tig Notaro?

  No, you have to do it and then you'll create a story thread for our podcast because people will want to know about kitty balls.

• 32:38Mae Martin?

  Well, do I call someone to scoop him up and take him away?

• 32:41Tig Notaro?

  Call me, I'll come help.

• 32:43Mae Martin?

  You will?

• 32:44Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely, so will Fortune.

• 32:46Mae Martin?

  And what, we'll just get him into a little crate?

• 32:48Fortune Feimster?

  Can we record a podcast also?

• 32:51Tig Notaro?

  Put it on the list.

• 32:53Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 32:54Tig Notaro?

  Okay, we're gonna take care of this.

• 32:56Fortune Feimster?

  I'm glad we got to the bottom of this, this is important. Should we get to our question?

• 33:01Tig Notaro?

  That's why we're here and that is why you are up drinking your hooch, middle of the night.

• 33:09Mae Martin?

  I'm holding my hooch pretty well.

• 33:12Fortune Feimster?

  It's midnight for me right now.

• 33:13Tig Notaro?

  10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5. Wait, it's still 2 minutes until midnight. It's still 2 minutes.

• 33:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 33:26Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 33:27Fortune Feimster?

  Anyway. Shall we get to our question then?

• 33:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Today's question asker is a podcaster, comedian, and speechwriter who worked for the Obama administration before co-founding Crooked Media. He is the host of Love It or Leave It and also competed on season 47 of Survivor. John Lovett is asking today's question.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  What's up handsome? All right, everybody complains about getting older and there's a lot about getting older that isn't great. You know, bodies falling apart. Everybody in LA is trying to be young all the time. What's something about getting older that's awesome? What's something you like about having moved through more time?

• 34:08Mae Martin?

  Great question.

• 34:10Tig Notaro?

  I feel like everyone's staring at me. Tig, what's it like getting older?

• 34:18Mae Martin?

  Something positive or that you're looking forward to about like, real? Can I say, John Lovett, I really feel an affinity with because he is a massive Survivor fan and went on Survivor and was voted out first. And I think that's what would happen to me. And he's really funny about it, but that is what would happen to me for sure.

• 34:37Fortune Feimster?

  That sucks.

• 34:38Tig Notaro?

  How do celebrities go on Survivor? I don't understand.

• 34:41Fortune Feimster?

  They have a celebrity addition, don't they?

• 34:43Mae Martin?

  No, no, never. There's only ever been, there's been a few like football players and then there's been Mike White and, and John Lovett.

• 34:53Tig Notaro?

  How do you get on? I don't understand.

• 34:55Mae Martin?

  I think you write to CBS.

• 34:57Tig Notaro?

  Wouldn't a million people write to CBS and, and CBS is like, okay, John Lovett and Mike White, those are the two?

• 35:06Mae Martin?

  I don't think celebs are.

• 35:07Tig Notaro?

  And I love Mike White and John Lovett, but why?

• 35:10Mae Martin?

  I don't think celebs are, it's so exposing.

• 35:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I don't think a lot of them wanna do it.

• 35:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 35:16Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna write to CBS.

• 35:17Mae Martin?

  Please go on Survivor, having never seen it.

• 35:20Tig Notaro?

  I, I, no, I saw it in like 99. Why?

• 35:24Fortune Feimster?

  It's, looks so awful.

• 35:27Tig Notaro?

  Well, I did that hike.

• 35:29Fortune Feimster?

  I know, and that, and that sounded awful to me. So the fact people were going on Survivor is like way more awful.

• 35:37Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but they don't like really have to survive. They're, right?

• 35:42Fortune Feimster?

  No, they're starving.

• 35:44Tig Notaro?

  They're starving?

• 35:45Mae Martin?

  Well, they can win food and challenges and stuff, but these days they don't get any rice even.

• 35:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god, no rice?

• 35:52Fortune Feimster?

  They go a couple days. Survive.

• 35:54Mae Martin?

  Well, you'd be eating coconuts.

• 35:56Fortune Feimster?

  Cause you're vegan, so you'd have even less things to eat.

• 35:59Tig Notaro?

  Coconuts. I just eat coconuts.

• 36:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I don't know.

• 36:04Tig Notaro?

  But also. Yeah, no, you saw my little hiking hat.

• 36:12Fortune Feimster?

  Oh wait, that's Naked and Afraid.

• 36:15Mae Martin?

  I don't think anyone's had their cooter out on Survivor.

• 36:18Fortune Feimster?

  Really? They don't lose their, oh wait, no, someone, man cooter. That one, that one guy was naked all the time.

• 36:27Tig Notaro?

  And he had a man cooter?

• 36:29Mae Martin?

  Oh my god, I've never, I've never heard the term man cooter.

• 36:34Tig Notaro?

  Wait, is that a Hall and Oates song?

• 36:37Mae Martin?

  No, that's man eater.

• 36:40Fortune Feimster?

  It's a man cooter.

• 36:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh god.

• 36:45Mae Martin?

  Okay, but wait, the question was. What are you looking forward to about getting older?

• 36:51Tig Notaro?

  Or what do you like?

• 36:52Mae Martin?

  Or what do you like about getting older?

• 36:53Fortune Feimster?

  Saying that we're already old.

• 36:55Mae Martin?

  Oh, okay.

• 36:57Fortune Feimster?

  I'll, I can say, and, and I'll answer this in waves. I'll just give you one right now.

• 37:07Mae Martin?

  You have, you have never answered a question in waves before.

• 37:11Fortune Feimster?

  No, I don't wanna give you my whole answer right now. I wanna give you one answer and then later I'll give you another one.

• 37:16Tig Notaro?

  Tease out some answers.

• 37:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. The older, the older I've gotten and being at this age now, I care less and less what people think. I like have reached an age where I don't really give a shit.

• 37:35Tig Notaro?

  Ooh.

• 37:36Fortune Feimster?

  What people like, of course I like, do I wanna be liked? Of course, everyone wants to be liked. But like, I just don't care. Like if, if someone doesn't, you're just like, ah, okay. You know what I mean? Like.

• 37:49Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 37:50Fortune Feimster?

  I just don't get worked up about things like I did back in the day.

• 37:54Tig Notaro?

  And where are you running into people saying, I don't like you, Fortune?

• 37:57Fortune Feimster?

  Reddit. But like even.

• 38:03Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know, just in general, like I just don't really, I'm not phased by things as, as much as I used to be. It's not even just like someone liking me or not. It's just like, I'm just kinda like, eh.

• 38:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:16Fortune Feimster?

  Like, whereas back in the day when I was younger, I would like spin, you know, about things.

• 38:23Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 38:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah, the wisdom of like just having more ears on it all and being like, don't sweat the small stuff. Yeah.

• 38:31Tig Notaro?

  Ooh, good bumper sticker.

• 38:34Mae Martin?

  I just thought of that. But you ever watch, like if I'm watching a, I don't know, like, there's a Netflix show right now called Let's Marry Harry. It's, they're trying to marry this guy off. He's like a reality star.

• 38:48Fortune Feimster?

  Friend of the pod, Amanda Klutz is on there.

• 38:50Mae Martin?

  Amanda Klutz is one of the hosts.

• 38:53Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, cause she's friends with, she's friends with Harry.

• 38:56Mae Martin?

  It's a reality show, but these women are losing their minds over this guy who they just met, who they wanna marry. And they, and I just am like, I'm so glad I'm not 25.

• 39:08Fortune Feimster?

  On a reality dating competition.

• 39:10Mae Martin?

  Trying to marry Harry.

• 39:11Fortune Feimster?

  I'm glad you're not trying to marry Harry either.

• 39:13Tig Notaro?

  This must have happened since I've been off social media, that Amanda got.

• 39:18Fortune Feimster?

  It just, it just aired like a week or so, 2 ago.

• 39:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 39:23Tig Notaro?

  Again, it's like I wake up from a coma every day.

• 39:27Fortune Feimster?

  The one thing I don't like about getting older is this one coarse hair right under my chin.

• 39:33Tig Notaro?

  No, you've had that for a while.

• 39:35Fortune Feimster?

  It keeps reappearing. I'll, I'll pluck it.

• 39:39Mae Martin?

  Isn't that kinda satisfying though?

• 39:41Fortune Feimster?

  I do like to mess with it sometimes. I do have an itchy ear that has started, I think.

• 39:47Tig Notaro?

  The hell is happening?

• 39:49Mae Martin?

  Is this the second wave of the answer?

• 39:51Fortune Feimster?

  I guess I wanna share a lot more than I thought.

• 39:55Mae Martin?

  You have an itchy ear?

• 39:55Fortune Feimster?

  Now you guys go.

• 39:57Tig Notaro?

  You have an itchy ear?

• 39:58Fortune Feimster?

  I have an itchy ear. It's a.

• 40:00Tig Notaro?

  And a whisker.

• 40:01Fortune Feimster?

  Of, and a whisker.

• 40:03Tig Notaro?

  Is that going on your dating profile?

• 40:05Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 40:06Tig Notaro?

  Itchy ear whisker.

• 40:08Fortune Feimster?

  Itchy ear, it's like, it's like inside really deep and you can't get to it. So you, you go like this, and it doesn't relieve it.

• 40:17Mae Martin?

  And that's a perimenopause thing?

• 40:19Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 40:20Mae Martin?

  That's like, your brain's itchy.

• 40:22Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 40:23Mae Martin?

  Whoa.

• 40:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, itchy brain, sunburn cooter.

• 40:27Fortune Feimster?

  I don't like that. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna take this and add that to the question.

• 40:33Mae Martin?

  Did you know that when you get older, because of gravity, you shrink an inch?

• 40:39Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, and you got these big old knockers over here.

• 40:43Tig Notaro?

  Go to U-Haul.

• 40:47Fortune Feimster?

  Just sagging.

• 40:50Fortune Feimster?

  These huge knockers start to sagging. Gravity.

• 40:54Tig Notaro?

  Can you believe some people can't wait to hear the new episodes?

• 41:00Fortune Feimster?

  This is what is nonsense. What else do you guys like about it?

• 41:03Mae Martin?

  I'm looking forward to my libido dipping a bit. I hope.

• 41:09Fortune Feimster?

  What does that mean? Like it ups?

• 41:11Mae Martin?

  No, like when, like in your seventies, eighties, I think your, your libido starts to lessen.

• 41:18Tig Notaro?

  In your eighties?

• 41:22Fortune Feimster?

  No, in your sixties, you're so revving to go.

• 41:25Tig Notaro?

  Is that what you heard? Is finally in your eighties, your libido drops?

• 41:30Mae Martin?

  Finally, I can get some stuff done.

• 41:33Fortune Feimster?

  When I'm eighty.

• 41:34Mae Martin?

  Maybe I'll finish a book finally.

• 41:37Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be fucking a lot till I'm eighty and then I hope so. Break for me.

• 41:43Tig Notaro?

  On my eightieth birthday was a real drop off.

• 41:47Mae Martin?

  But like a real groundedness.

• 41:49Fortune Feimster?

  I thought you got revved up again later in life, no?

• 41:53Tig Notaro?

  I heard you just get an itchy ear and a whisker.

• 41:56Mae Martin?

  And a sunburned man cooter.

• 41:59Tig Notaro?

  Burn cooter. And you're on your way. But what, aside from what you're looking forward to, what do you already enjoy about getting older?

• 42:08Mae Martin?

  I definitely, I think even on this podcast, like since starting, I feel much wiser. I feel like much less like a moth to a flame. Like, um, like, oh, what's, like, an example is, uh, uh, maybe eight months ago or something, I reconnected with an, an ex who had been kind of like a flaky, fun, but who I was really crazy about, but I was like, let's get, and she reappeared on the scene. This is not poverty, by the way. And then she was sort of flaky again a couple of times and I was like, nah, yeah. You know, and in the old days, I would have been like, that means I'm not worthy and I need to prove.

• 42:50Tig Notaro?

  And you would chase.

• 42:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but I was like, I'm not gonna, yeah. And I think that's growth.

• 42:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 42:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah. What'd you think?

• 42:59Tig Notaro?

  I like, for sure. Oh, my gosh.

• 43:01Fortune Feimster?

  You didn't care when I said it? You had to see what Tig said?

• 43:05Mae Martin?

  That's so funny.

• 43:07Tig Notaro?

  I'm the elderly one.

• 43:09Fortune Feimster?

  You were like, okay.

• 43:10Tig Notaro?

  You're drunk on a couch.

• 43:11Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, okay, Fortune Tig, this is good.

• 43:15Mae Martin?

  You are given drunk.

• 43:18Fortune Feimster?

  No, not me. I could have worn a bathrobe tonight, but I didn't.

• 43:23Tig Notaro?

  But I think all of those are examples that just happen, aside from like your libido finally dropping in your eighties.

• 43:31Mae Martin?

  So that I can finish reading a book?

• 43:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but I just feel like all of that stuff eventually, like chasing people or caring what people say, or, um, being competitive and like just, just ways, all of those things just destroy people when they're, when they're younger and it, and it's like, it, I feel like it's just such a con. I guess there's people that still, when they're in their eighties, are banging around nonstop and care about what everyone thinks.

• 44:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, all those slutty eighty year olds.

• 44:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 44:07Tig Notaro?

  But it, it's, it's, I think about how, I remember having Max and Finn when they were like just little tiny, brand new blobs. And yes, I was an older parent. I was forty five when I had them, but I remember having this, uh, thought and awareness of how when grandparents have their grandkids, they have such a relaxed way around them.

• 44:36Mae Martin?

  Yes, that's a perfect little, yeah.

• 44:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and I wanted to skip the high anxiety phrase of parenting and try and, um,

• 44:50Mae Martin?

  channel grandparents?

• 44:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, channel grandparent energy with my kids and just look at them with joy and wonder. And, and not that you, you know, you of course still as a parent, you, you get worried and, and have anxiety and concern and stuff and stress, but that is something that I try to keep as a North Star in my parenting is like, just skip quickly to grandparenting and, and, and approach it to the best of my ability.

• 45:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:26Tig Notaro?

  Like that. Um, but, um,

• 45:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 45:31Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. But my personal thing that I like about getting older is I'm, I feel like in, in ways that I have control over, I feel like I'm getting healthier. And when I was younger and taking my health, my, everything for granted, I just, like even doing that hike, I, I, I truly can't believe I did it.

• 46:04Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:05Tig Notaro?

  I really can't believe I did it. And I know fifty five is not eighty, but, uh, it is not nothing doing that hike. And I was very curious if I could do that.

• 46:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:17Tig Notaro?

  And I barely could. I very barely could. But yeah, I just, I, I know that's kind of an obvious and old story of mine of like being drawn to health, but seeing it in action is really rewarding.

• 46:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And after what you went through, now you know your body so much better and.

• 46:40Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 46:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:42Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. But also got some surprises on that hike where I was like, wow, wow, wow.

• 46:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I mean, I think Jane Fonda did that same hike. I feel like she said she was in her sixties or seventies.

• 46:57Mae Martin?

  Oof.

• 46:57Tig Notaro?

  And she's eighty eight now.

• 46:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but she was the jazzers those queen.

• 47:01Tig Notaro?

  She really was, but she said at eighty eight, she was like, I don't know if I could still do that hike.

• 47:10Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 47:12Mae Martin?

  I like that she thinks she might be able to do that.

• 47:14Tig Notaro?

  I know. That's what blew our minds. Like,

• 47:17Fortune Feimster?

  That's awesome.

• 47:18Tig Notaro?

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, and when I think of doing it in my sixties or seventies, I'm like, I don't know. But, um, but anyway, that's just something that, where I'm like, wow, my body can continue to get healthy and strong.

• 47:34Mae Martin?

  I want to do one of those tests where they tell you what your, your, you got your, uh, your chronological age and then your physiological age.

• 47:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 47:43Mae Martin?

  I want to find out, yeah, how old I am.

• 47:45Tig Notaro?

  Where do you get that?

• 47:46Mae Martin?

  I don't know. Can you, is it real? Can you get it?

• 47:49Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, people have done it. The Kardashians did it.

• 47:52Mae Martin?

  Oh, did they? Oh, yeah. Oh, that, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:54Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 47:55Tig Notaro?

  Wait, how, what did they do?

• 47:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, what did they find out?

• 47:58Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. They had some tests where they found out their.

• 48:02Mae Martin?

  I vaguely remember that on an episode.

• 48:04Fortune Feimster?

  Age is of their body or something.

• 48:06Tig Notaro?

  Text Kim.

• 48:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, text Kim.

• 48:08Fortune Feimster?

  True. I can't text Kim.

• 48:10Tig Notaro?

  Give her a ring a day and find out.

• 48:13Mae Martin?

  Drunk dial Kim tonight, twirling your hair.

• 48:19Fortune Feimster?

  Hey, girl. She does write me back. I text her and she writes me right back.

• 48:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my lord.

• 48:25Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 48:26Mae Martin?

  Tig and I were talking about, um, Tyler Henry and, and can you, the, the psychic medium?

• 48:32Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 48:33Mae Martin?

  Can you put us all in touch?

• 48:35Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know if I have a phone number, but if I don't, friend of the pod, Amanda Klutz was his host.

• 48:41Tig Notaro?

  Look at all that twirly hair.

• 48:43Mae Martin?

  I would, I want to get in there.

• 48:46Fortune Feimster?

  So I would think she, cause I don't think I have his, I don't have his number personally.

• 48:50Mae Martin?

  And can Amanda set me up with Harry? So I can marry Harry.

• 48:54Fortune Feimster?

  Amanda.

• 48:55Tig Notaro?

  Wait, and who is Harry that everybody wants to marry?

• 48:58Fortune Feimster?

  Harry Jowsey, is that his last name?

• 49:00Mae Martin?

  He's from, originally from Love Island?

• 49:03Fortune Feimster?

  He's English.

• 49:04Mae Martin?

  No, he's Australian.

• 49:06Fortune Feimster?

  No, he's not Australian?

• 49:08Mae Martin?

  He's so Australian. I swear to God.

• 49:09Fortune Feimster?

  He's English.

• 49:10Mae Martin?

  No, I swear. He lived in England.

• 49:12Fortune Feimster?

  I've got to Google.

• 49:13Mae Martin?

  I just watched.

• 49:14Tig Notaro?

  You just want to look at your calendar again.

• 49:20Mae Martin?

  But it's these women who are on there who are like, I am twenty five and by the time I'm twenty eight, I want four kids and I should have been married by now. And you're like, slow your roll.

• 49:31Tig Notaro?

  And what is this on, this show?

• 49:33Mae Martin?

  It's on Netflix. It's pretty riveting in a way.

• 49:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, he is Australian, May. You're right.

• 49:39Tig Notaro?

  Well, should we hear what John has to say?

• 49:42Mae Martin?

  Let's do it.

• 49:42Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, I had more to say.

• 49:44Tig Notaro?

  Oh, oh, right. You were gonna sneak out some things.

• 49:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and the waves are still coming.

• 49:49Fortune Feimster?

  I'm glad to be independent and I can pay for things without having to ask anybody.

• 49:57Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 49:58Fortune Feimster?

  I'll be, I'm not here yet and I've got a little time before this, but I'll be real excited to get rid of my cooter plugs.

• 50:06Mae Martin?

  Are you talking about tampons?

• 50:07Fortune Feimster?

  Menopause.

• 50:09Tig Notaro?

  Cork it.

• 50:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, that's funny.

• 50:12Tig Notaro?

  I feel like this is newly happening to you and your body, Fortune. You've brought it up.

• 50:17Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not near menopause, but.

• 50:18Tig Notaro?

  You're perimenopause.

• 50:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but I'm, but I don't even have a lot of, I actually had my first perimenopause consultation, cause I thought I was like.

• 50:28Tig Notaro?

  Consultation?

• 50:29Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh. With the, with the lady doctor.

• 50:31Tig Notaro?

  Briefcase?

• 50:32Fortune Feimster?

  I went in with a briefcase and that's it. Can you tell me what's going on? I had my three hundred tampons in my briefcase. That I was sitting in space with. And, um, and she actually said, I'm not really in having many symptoms of it. So I'm, I don't need any like extra stuff right now. But I will be coming around the corner at some point to not having to have, uh, to use the cooter plugs anymore and I'll be real pumped about that.

• 51:04Tig Notaro?

  Well, we are very happy to hear about the progress that you've made with your cooter plugs. What else do you want to sneak out about your aging?

• 51:12Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, what else?

• 51:13Tig Notaro?

  That you handle your, your booze well?

• 51:16Fortune Feimster?

  My hip's been hurting. I don't love that. Um,

• 51:21Tig Notaro?

  Take your time.

• 51:23Fortune Feimster?

  Do you enjoy your free senior drink?

• 51:26Tig Notaro?

  I haven't gone to get one, but I tell everyone that I can get one.

• 51:30Mae Martin?

  Where, where can you get a free senior drink?

• 51:32Tig Notaro?

  Have you not been listening to our podcast?

• 51:35Fortune Feimster?

  Any fast food restaurant Tig could get.

• 51:37Tig Notaro?

  Wait, any fast food?

• 51:39Fortune Feimster?

  Most of them.

• 51:40Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 51:41Fortune Feimster?

  Every fast food place my mom goes to, she's like, I'd like a senior drink.

• 51:49Tig Notaro?

  And how big of a drink do they give you?

• 51:51Fortune Feimster?

  I think it's a small, but you get it for like half off or something.

• 51:55Tig Notaro?

  I thought it was free.

• 51:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, now it's- I think some places it's free.

• 51:59Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, okay.

• 52:01Fortune Feimster?

  But um, I can't say I'm wiser now that I'm older.

• 52:05Tig Notaro?

  I can't say you are either.

• 52:08Fortune Feimster?

  But I'm fine.

• 52:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 52:10Fortune Feimster?

  Anyway, I thought I had more to say.

• 52:13Tig Notaro?

  Have another sip, maybe something will come to you.

• 52:16Fortune Feimster?

  No, I think honestly, I can't because I think I will legit fall asleep with my eyes open.

• 52:23Mae Martin?

  That would be really good if you just glazed over.

• 52:25Fortune Feimster?

  It's almost 12:30 here, I'm hanging on my string.

• 52:28Tig Notaro?

  I'm falling awake with my eye closed.

• 52:33Tig Notaro?

  I'm doing the opposite over here.

• 52:34Fortune Feimster?

  So let's hear what John had to say.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  I'll give you my answer. It's, uh, you can't have old friends unless you've lived a long time. And I really appreciate that there have been people in my life for 20 years, through my whole adulthood, who, uh, I have these deep relationships with that are just not possible when you're young. And, uh, other than that, you know, I thought I wouldn't still have acne in my 40s, but I do. Okay, bye.

• 53:03Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, I love that. Not the acne, but like, I mean, it's fine. I'm, I have no problem with acne. Um, but, um, speaking of old friends, like some of my nearest and dearest I saw, I see in the summertime, I've known for like 40 and 50 years and it's,

• 53:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 53:24Tig Notaro?

  it's real nice because they're the people that have seen you in your most embarrassing moments, your lowest moments, the craziest laughter together.

• 53:34Fortune Feimster?

  When you froze bras together.

• 53:36Tig Notaro?

  All of that stuff, Fortune, yes.

• 53:39Mae Martin?

  Meeting your friends' kids, like my, my friend Nicole who's in town, my, my old, old best friend and her two little kids. And when I, I love them instantly. And then you feel like you're almost reparenting your friend.

• 53:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:52Mae Martin?

  When you're hanging out with their kids, because they're, they look exactly like her. They have the same anxiety that, you know, like her, her kid, I was like, oh, I just gotta stop and get some air in my tire. The pressure's a little low. And he goes, oh, no. It's like, you're exactly like your mom.

• 54:08Tig Notaro?

  That's funny.

• 54:09Fortune Feimster?

  No, no. I'd definitely rather be this age than a kid coming up because I'm so happy I didn't grow up with social media.

• 54:18Mae Martin?

  Oh, my fucking god.

• 54:19Fortune Feimster?

  So happy I got to play outside all the time.

• 54:22Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 54:22Tig Notaro?

  I am too. And I'm just curious what it is specifically and personally you're glad you missed on social media as a child.

• 54:32Fortune Feimster?

  I just would not have wanted to like be influenced by that so much or be left out or that like whole, like everyone's showing their best, you know, self that's not the reality of what their life is really. So you think you would just have terrible self-esteem even worse, you know?

• 54:51Mae Martin?

  Imagine in middle school and it's like Saturday night and you see all the, your friends posting that they're out, hanging out with you.

• 54:59Fortune Feimster?

  They're at a party, you're like sitting at home.

• 55:02Mae Martin?

  With your dog and you post a picture of the dog and it gets three likes and someone comments.

• 55:06Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 55:07Fortune Feimster?

  Every, every person I know that has, especially a young girl.

• 55:12Mae Martin?

  It's brutal.

• 55:13Fortune Feimster?

  It's brutal for them. They have like so many self-esteem issues with it.

• 55:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 55:19Fortune Feimster?

  And just everything's catered to beauty and weight and.

• 55:22Mae Martin?

  I think Australia made it illegal under 16, I think. I think they're gonna, they should start doing that. It's, yeah.

• 55:29Tig Notaro?

  I think it's gonna catch on.

• 55:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 55:31Tig Notaro?

  It's social media.

• 55:33Fortune Feimster?

  It'll catch on. I just, I just love like this, this more of the simplicity we got to have back then.

• 55:39Mae Martin?

  We, we really are lucky.

• 55:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 55:43Tig Notaro?

  Well, and speaking of social media, I've maybe mentioned this before, but, um, I personally won't be back, but I believe my social media will be back.

• 55:54Mae Martin?

  How do we know it's not really you?

• 55:56Tig Notaro?

  With my massive teen, well, I guess I could be a liar, but my massive team.

• 56:03Tig Notaro?

  My last, my massive tit team, um, will, um, will be posting show and podcast stuff and anything like that.

• 56:12Fortune Feimster?

  But they better give us some good content because I'm gonna be watching for it.

• 56:17Mae Martin?

  We want proof of life. We want some, we want your massive tit team to be taking pictures of you.

• 56:22Tig Notaro?

  Tit team in action. I, I still have to say, like, I am.

• 56:27Mae Martin?

  You're not missing it.

• 56:27Tig Notaro?

  I am not, I, I, I am not missing it at all. I'm not missing it the slightest bit. It's, it's really fascinating. I think I'm like maybe four months in or something like that, three or four.

• 56:38Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I'm having the time of my life on it.

• 56:40Tig Notaro?

  I know you are, girl.

• 56:42Mae Martin?

  You just said that the thing.

• 56:44Fortune Feimster?

  Well, now that I'm an adult, who cares?

• 56:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, nothing matters.

• 56:50Fortune Feimster?

  That's the beauty of being older. We're half, half our lives already over.

• 56:54Tig Notaro?

  We're half dead. Well.

• 56:57Fortune Feimster?

  We have one foot in the grave.

• 56:59Tig Notaro?

  This, uh, it was.

• 57:01Fortune Feimster?

  Get me there.

• 57:02Tig Notaro?

  It, it was good to see your faces again. And I, I know that we're gonna try and schedule an in-person recording soon, so that's gonna be off the charts.

• 57:11Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 57:12Tig Notaro?

  And quite possibly there's gonna be live shows coming up, which will be also off the charts. Go to UHaul.com for all information.

• 57:21Mae Martin?

  Go to UHaul.com. People are gonna do that.

• 57:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my god. They're gonna, that website's gonna crash with a bunch of.

• 57:29Mae Martin?

  The gam cam as well. When we, when we're live in person, can we, can we have a camera that's just stationed?

• 57:36Tig Notaro?

  Behind us?

• 57:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's where.

• 57:39Tig Notaro?

  It just goes to each gam.

• 57:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 57:41Tig Notaro?

  We can even go to Thomas's gams too.

• 57:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we can.

• 57:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 57:47Tig Notaro?

  Get those balls cut off.

• 57:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'll let you know what happens with that.

• 57:51Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 57:52Fortune Feimster?

  Keep us posted.

• 57:53Mae Martin?

  What do you guys have coming up?

• 57:55Fortune Feimster?

  You know what? If you live in Boise, Portland, Oregon, Austin, Texas, Chattanooga, Dayton, Ohio, Louisville, Madison, Wisconsin, Durham, North Carolina, Oakland, Bakersfield, Santa Barbara, Los Angeles, Palm Springs, Denver and Nashville. That's the last of my tour.

• 58:12Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 58:13Fortune Feimster?

  And then I'm done and I'm gonna take a break from touring for a little bit. So come see me on the road.

• 58:19Mae Martin?

  I'm always at Largo in LA, so check out social media. Um, but other than that, just check out, uh, my music because on Spotify or wherever you get your music, uh, or watch Wayward on Netflix. Or my stand-up special will be coming out soon. I'll, I'll keep you posted.

• 58:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Oh, nice. Well, you can go to Tignotaro.com. I'm gonna be, I'm also at Dynasty Typewriter in Largo in Los Angeles, but please check me out in Rochester, Calgary, Iowa City, Des Moines, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, Charleston, West Virginia, Chattanooga, Knoxville, Chico, California, Olympia, Washington, Fresno, California, Napa. I mean, it just goes on, okay? Go to Tignotaro.com. Also, please share an episode if you love it. If you want to build our handsome community. What is Fortune doing?

• 59:17Fortune Feimster?

  I'm into it.

• 59:18Tig Notaro?

  I love it.

• 59:19Mae Martin?

  She's rocking out.

• 59:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she is. So, um, yeah, share an episode if you want to, um, build our community. Send it to a friend, a loved one, and join the troupe.

• 59:32Mae Martin?

  I guess all that remains is until next time.

• 59:35Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Fortune Feimster, Tig Notaro and Mae Martin. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Wulet. Email us at [email protected] and follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast.

• 1:00:02Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 1:00:05Tig Notaro?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking if the glasses I picked out have a specific vibe before buying them? Oops, apparently they're reminiscent of a famous horror novelist's iconic look and now I'm getting teased.

• 1:00:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, checking first it's handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.