Katie Couric asks about drag personas

Katie Couric helps Handsome break somes news... we're celebrating our THREE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! Plus Mae's quiz, an update on "the gays," and some unforgettably hilarious drag queen and king names! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:16Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers.

• 0:17Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm one of your hosts, Mae Martin. I'm joined by my handsomest co-hosts.

• 0:24Tig Notaro?

  Tig Notaro.

• 0:24Mae Martin?

  Fortune Bean, sir.

• 0:27Fortune Feimster?

  I think we leave it, let it lie.

• 0:30Tig Notaro?

  We do.

• 0:30Mae Martin?

  Let it lie, baby.

• 0:32Tig Notaro?

  If it's somebody's first time listening, they might not even know what words we said.

• 0:36Mae Martin?

  No, they won't know.

• 0:38Tig Notaro?

  What names?

• 0:38Mae Martin?

  They won't know who you are.

• 0:39Tig Notaro?

  Well, welcome. Yeah, either way, howdy do.

• 0:42Mae Martin?

  Howdy do do.

• 0:45Fortune Feimster?

  It's so good to see you guys.

• 0:48Tig Notaro?

  Samezies, and it's our three-year anniversary.

• 0:52Fortune Feimster?

  Wow, I love the enthusiasm in what you brought that information for.

• 0:56Mae Martin?

  It's our three-year anniversary.

• 0:58Tig Notaro?

  Three-year anniversary, and what are we gonna do about it?

• 1:00Mae Martin?

  Three-year anniversary. Can you believe that? Three years. I actually can't.

• 1:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it feels longer.

• 1:08Mae Martin?

  Really? It does actually feel longer. Well, so much has happened. We're all in such different places.

• 1:15Fortune Feimster?

  We're all grown up. I wore our Pretty Little Lady shirt.

• 1:20Tig Notaro?

  It looks gorgeous. Go to YouTube, go to Hulu, go wherever you need to go to see this gorgeous shot.

• 1:27Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a pretty little lady. I'm a pretty little lady.

• 1:32Tig Notaro?

  Is this what we get for our anniversary? Is that your sexy dance?

• 1:38Mae Martin?

  The voice is what makes it.

• 1:41Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a pretty little lady.

• 1:44Tig Notaro?

  You must go to Hulu or YouTube.

• 1:49Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I'm stoked it's our anniversary. I know we were unsure, as May pointed out early on, if we would get past April.

• 1:59Mae Martin?

  I just feel like a lot of podcasts start and then peter out. Yeah. But, but we didn't.

• 2:05Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 2:06Mae Martin?

  Heck no. As far as we know, people are still listening.

• 2:08Tig Notaro?

  People are for sure still listening, and it is wild. It is wild.

• 2:15Fortune Feimster?

  Had someone yell at me, "Walking to dinner, keep it handsome." And I just pointed and I went, "Yes."

• 2:22Tig Notaro?

  Did I tell you guys I was at a Fourth of July parade and I saw a woman with a handsome hat on?

• 2:28Mae Martin?

  No, I love that.

• 2:29Fortune Feimster?

  No, I love that. That's great.

• 2:31Tig Notaro?

  And Stephanie said, "You need to go over to the..." because she was sitting on the other side of the parade.

• 2:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:38Tig Notaro?

  On the other side of the street. And Stephanie was like, "You need to go over there and ask her..."

• 2:43Mae Martin?

  Cross the whole parade, just pushing it across.

• 2:45Fortune Feimster?

  And get a pic.

• 2:46Tig Notaro?

  And she said, "You should go up to her and say, 'Excuse me, where did you get your hat?'"

• 2:54Tig Notaro?

  So I did.

• 2:56Fortune Feimster?

  I love that. Was she surprised to see you?

• 3:00Tig Notaro?

  Yes and no. I guess she had already seen me around, so.

• 3:03Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, gotcha. I told you, I went into a coffee shop in New Jersey and they were wearing our muscle tee.

• 3:10Tig Notaro?

  Mmm, did they have muscles?

• 3:12Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 3:12Tig Notaro?

  Nice guns.

• 3:14Fortune Feimster?

  I love seeing our merch out in the wild.

• 3:16Tig Notaro?

  It is fun. It is real fun. And when people... It's also so funny. This happened to me at baggage claim in my recent travels where somebody... I was... Somebody walked past me and I was standing around other people waiting for baggage. And, and, and she goes, "Hey, handsome." And I was like, I go, "Hi." And then she keeps walking by and then I'm just left with people that have no idea what that's about.

• 3:50Mae Martin?

  That is the best. We really hacked the matrix.

• 3:54Fortune Feimster?

  You got an old-timey hit on.

• 3:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 3:58Mae Martin?

  It does brighten my day, someone just saying, "Hey, handsome." I think we did something good there.

• 4:03Tig Notaro?

  I know, for sure.

• 4:04Mae Martin?

  Like if we'd called the podcast Shitheads and people were like, "Hey, shithead."

• 4:08Fortune Feimster?

  And Shitheads was in the running, pretty high up there. It was like, "You spell it handsome or shitheads."

• 4:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:17Fortune Feimster?

  And honestly, it was a tough decision.

• 4:21Mae Martin?

  I do have, because Tig, we were talking about you being on Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Or I Want to be a Millionaire, as it should be called. And I thought, I do have like a trivia quiz that I wrote for some friends. Do you want to do... Should we do a couple of questions?

• 4:36Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, yeah.

• 4:38Mae Martin?

  Please don't say no. I know you're, you're thinking about it.

• 4:43Fortune Feimster?

  I was definitely trying to decide and she wanted to do it.

• 4:48Tig Notaro?

  Okay, yeah, let's do it. Just, I'll do this for the anniversary.

• 4:52Fortune Feimster?

  Please say yes.

• 4:53Tig Notaro?

  Yes, for the anniversary.

• 4:55Mae Martin?

  Okay, I'm gonna do it in... Well, there's sort of a character that goes along with it. Okay.

• 4:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, is it Debbie from England?

• 5:02Mae Martin?

  I could make it Debbie. It's more like...

• 5:04Fortune Feimster?

  What was your original idea?

• 5:05Mae Martin?

  It's, "Welcome travelers to the land of QuizVenture, where questions are currency."

• 5:12Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 5:13Mae Martin?

  Boy, I'm regretting it. I did this in front of a group of people.

• 5:17Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, what was it for?

• 5:18Mae Martin?

  It was my friend's birthday and you had to prepare a skill or something. And one person did yo-yo tricks. Another person did like a lap dance and it was very cool. And then I got up and was like, "Welcome travelers." And it's too long as well, like...

• 5:33Fortune Feimster?

  It was like five pages of questions.

• 5:36Mae Martin?

  Yes, it took like 20 minutes.

• 5:37Fortune Feimster?

  Were you like, "I'm a good host"? Was that the skill?

• 5:40Mae Martin?

  I just love, I love a quiz and I thought, "This'll be fun."

• 5:45Mae Martin?

  And also, everyone got more laughs than me the whole night.

• 5:48Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no. Well, you gave it a good shot. It is hard when you start a character like that and it's not hitting, but you have to commit to it for the rest of the time.

• 5:59Mae Martin?

  I know. I did, I did bail on the, on the voice.

• 6:03Tig Notaro?

  Also, I was gonna say, but also you don't have to keep doing it. You can acknowledge that it's tanking and then pull right out.

• 6:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 6:12Tig Notaro?

  Okay, Fortune?

• 6:14Mae Martin?

  Okay. In 1972, who became the first Oscar winner to have parents who had also both won Oscars?

• 6:25Fortune Feimster?

  Jamie Lee Curtis.

• 6:27Mae Martin?

  No, but a great guess.

• 6:30Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, the person won in 1972? Is that what you said?

• 6:33Mae Martin?

  Won in 1972, yes.

• 6:39Tig Notaro?

  It's not me.

• 6:40Mae Martin?

  It's not you or Fortune. Could be Thomas.

• 6:45Tig Notaro?

  1972.

• 6:47Mae Martin?

  I hope people listening are enjoying this.

• 6:50Fortune Feimster?

  Seeing our faces, trying to think.

• 6:52Tig Notaro?

  Go to YouTube?

• 6:56Mae Martin?

  Want to know the answer?

• 6:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, because we don't want to...

• 6:59Mae Martin?

  Liza Minnelli.

• 7:01Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Liza.

• 7:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 7:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, Fortune can confirm that is true.

• 7:07Fortune Feimster?

  Any gay man listening right now screaming at us.

• 7:10Mae Martin?

  Look at how happy I am at being able to give a quiz. I really, it brings me a lot of joy.

• 7:15Fortune Feimster?

  Give us another one.

• 7:17Mae Martin?

  Okay, I'm gonna name characters and you say what movie they're from.

• 7:21Tig Notaro?

  Wait, is this all stuff I'm not gonna know?

• 7:24Fortune Feimster?

  Probably.

• 7:26Mae Martin?

  There's one of these you might get.

• 7:27Fortune Feimster?

  But you should guess, no matter what.

• 7:29Tig Notaro?

  Wait, did I tell you when I was at the GLAD Awards that Liza Minnelli was there?

• 7:34Fortune Feimster?

  She was?

• 7:35Mae Martin?

  Did you mention? I don't know if you mentioned that, but did you talk to her?

• 7:38Fortune Feimster?

  You didn't tell us that.

• 7:39Tig Notaro?

  No, I didn't talk to her, but...

• 7:40Fortune Feimster?

  Tig Notaro.

• 7:43Mae Martin?

  Hey, that was good. Wait, Fortune, that was incredible.

• 7:48Fortune Feimster?

  What a name. What a name. I love it. "Wanna do some jazz?"

• 7:57Tig Notaro?

  When you said, "What a name," that reminds me of when I was in Mississippi when my cousin was ill and in the hospital. And her... When I say cousin, it's my cousin's wife who was in the hospital. And her mother came in from Louisiana and she was like, you know, in her 80s and I didn't know her well. But I had, you know, met her and whatever. And my cousin's daughter was there and she goes, "Grandma, Tig is a movie star." That's how she introduced me to her grandmother.

• 8:34Mae Martin?

  This rings a bell, yeah.

• 8:35Tig Notaro?

  And she goes, "Well, she doesn't look like one."

• 8:41Mae Martin?

  My God.

• 8:44Tig Notaro?

  It's so... First of all, to call me a movie star is a bit of an exaggeration.

• 8:52Tig Notaro?

  I've been a friend in a few movies. But anyway.

• 8:57Fortune Feimster?

  Did you laugh? "Look like one."

• 8:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, I laughed so hard. Like, that's the kind of stuff where it amuses me when that offends people. Like, that would offend some people if somebody said that. I am so on board with that. I am like...

• 9:13Fortune Feimster?

  That would've made me laugh, too. I'd be like, "I get it."

• 9:19Tig Notaro?

  First of all, I'm not a movie star. And second of all, please, please, please, know how thankful I am for the gift of that moment.

• 9:30Mae Martin?

  Give me a blunt, blunt grandma any day.

• 9:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 9:35Tig Notaro?

  And just to my face, she was taking me in and, and, and responds to her grandson, her granddaughter, not to me. Like, just, like, I'm just a thing sitting there and she's like, "Well, she doesn't look like one."

• 9:49Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. I love that the voice is almost like an old Katharine Hepburn, old-timey voice.

• 9:55Tig Notaro?

  Oh, 1 million percent. But anyway, back to...

• 9:59Mae Martin?

  Back to... I think you're gonna know one of these, Tig.

• 10:02Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 10:03Mae Martin?

  If, if not more. Okay.

• 10:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 10:05Mae Martin?

  Oda Mae Brown.

• 10:07Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's Draven... Wait, no, that's Ghost.

• 10:10Mae Martin?

  Yes, Fortune. Jack Torrance.

• 10:14Tig Notaro?

  Are, what, are these the characters?

• 10:16Fortune Feimster?

  Is that The Shining?

• 10:17Mae Martin?

  Yes, Fortune, The Shining. I'm not gonna hurt you.

• 10:21Tig Notaro?

  Never seen any of these.

• 10:23Mae Martin?

  Okay, you might have seen this next one. Tony Manero.

• 10:28Fortune Feimster?

  That I don't know.

• 10:29Mae Martin?

  He touches my hair. I hate that he touches my hair.

• 10:34Tig Notaro?

  Wait, is it a TV show?

• 10:36Mae Martin?

  Movie.

• 10:36Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. I don't know.

• 10:37Mae Martin?

  And you like this guy.

• 10:39Fortune Feimster?

  Impression is good.

• 10:40Tig Notaro?

  John Travolta?

• 10:41Mae Martin?

  Yes. What movie?

• 10:44Fortune Feimster?

  Grease.

• 10:45Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 10:45Mae Martin?

  Tony Manero, Saturday Night Fever.

• 10:49Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, his name's Danny in Grease.

• 10:51Tig Notaro?

  Here's, here's my secret. Never saw Saturday Night Fever.

• 10:55Fortune Feimster?

  What?

• 10:57Fortune Feimster?

  It's a classic.

• 10:58Tig Notaro?

  I know it's a classic.

• 10:59Fortune Feimster?

  I've seen it, it's been years.

• 11:01Mae Martin?

  That's what I thought.

• 11:02Fortune Feimster?

  Deep, deep.

• 11:03Tig Notaro?

  Deborah Winona Love.

• 11:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Okay, name the seventh planet from the sun. Fortune, you should get this one.

• 11:11Fortune Feimster?

  Pluto.

• 11:13Tig Notaro?

  Uranus.

• 11:14Fortune Feimster?

  Uranus.

• 11:17Tig Notaro?

  And marine.

• 11:21Fortune Feimster?

  That gonna, how did I miss that window? Dang it.

• 11:26Mae Martin?

  You want one more?

• 11:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I want several more.

• 11:30Mae Martin?

  Oh, great. Oh, my God. This is.

• 11:32Fortune Feimster?

  I love trivia.

• 11:33Mae Martin?

  Wellness Weekend, this is all I'm bringing to the table.

• 11:37Fortune Feimster?

  Please do it.

• 11:38Mae Martin?

  How many people per year die from a champagne cork?

• 11:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 11:43Mae Martin?

  Closest one wins.

• 11:45Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 11:46Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 11:46Mae Martin?

  And I don't know how they're dying.

• 11:48Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna say twenty five.

• 11:52Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna say one hundred and two.

• 11:55Mae Martin?

  It's twenty four. Fortune, that's crazy.

• 11:59Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 12:02Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 12:03Tig Notaro?

  Wow. But I want to be a millionaire.

• 12:06Fortune Feimster?

  I want to be a millionaire now.

• 12:09Mae Martin?

  Okay, this is a riddle.

• 12:11Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 12:12Mae Martin?

  What has a ta- no, what has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

• 12:19Tig Notaro?

  Oh, a penny.

• 12:20Mae Martin?

  Yes, Tig. Okay, maybe you're a riddle guy.

• 12:23Tig Notaro?

  Tig. I'm, I'm pretty good. Didn't I tell you about the riddle that I got on the radio?

• 12:29Mae Martin?

  No.

• 12:29Tig Notaro?

  All those years ago?

• 12:30Fortune Feimster?

  Uh-uh.

• 12:31Tig Notaro?

  I am so deeply proud.

• 12:33Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not great at riddles.

• 12:34Mae Martin?

  Tell us.

• 12:35Tig Notaro?

  Okay, this is freakishly impressive, and I got it before I even, there was a show when I lived in Colorado. There was a radio show called My Three Songs, okay? And they would play three songs, and they could have anything in common. And they don't, they don't give you, it could be anything.

• 13:01Mae Martin?

  That's good.

• 13:03Tig Notaro?

  And they give you a riddle. And the answer to the riddle is based on the three songs.

• 13:11Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 13:13Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I'm about to blow your mind. I can't believe I haven't told you this.

• 13:17Mae Martin?

  No, this is right up my street.

• 13:20Tig Notaro?

  Okay, the question is, an apple a day keeps this away. And then the first song, first of all, I got the answer just with that. Okay, the first song was Indigo Girls, Closer to Fine.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 13:40Tig Notaro?

  The second song was The Beatles, While My Guitar Gently Weeps. And the third song was Midnight Oil, Beds Are Burning. And keep in mind, before I even heard the songs, I was like, I think I know the answer. And then they played the songs, and I was like, oh, my God, oh, my God, I am correct.

• 14:06Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, the only one I know well is.

• 14:09Fortune Feimster?

  What was the riddle? You said there was a riddle?

• 14:11Tig Notaro?

  An apple a day keeps this away.

• 14:14Mae Martin?

  The only song that I know well is While My Guitar Gently Weeps, so I'm trying to go through the lyrics.

• 14:20Tig Notaro?

  But here's the thing, has nothing to do with the lyrics.

• 14:22Mae Martin?

  Fuck, ah.

• 14:23Tig Notaro?

  Has nothing to do, this is, again, I blew my own mind.

• 14:29Fortune Feimster?

  Why is it not Doctor?

• 14:31Tig Notaro?

  That's what you would think, right?

• 14:32Mae Martin?

  An apple a day keeps the, oh, my God.

• 14:37Fortune Feimster?

  I have no clue, because I suck at riddles.

• 14:40Mae Martin?

  What if you never told us?

• 14:42Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I won't.

• 14:43Fortune Feimster?

  No, please, let's move on.

• 14:45Mae Martin?

  No, my God, no.

• 14:51Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I get enough pizza for everyone before calling in an order? Mama mia, I did my pizza math wrong, and now we're completely out of pies, but not completely full.

• 15:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. They could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 15:22Tig Notaro?

  Okay, now, you must believe me when I tell you, I knew this before they even played a song. The answer to the riddle is IBM. Apple, not an actual Apple.

• 15:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:38Tig Notaro?

  But an IBM computer. Indigo Girls, Beatles, Midnight Oil, IBM.

• 15:47Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 15:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:50Mae Martin?

  Good one. That is tangential, but like, how would you get to IBM from just that riddle? An apple a day.

• 15:59Tig Notaro?

  Because I was already thinking, first of all, I loved when that show played every day, because I was always like, oh, my God, I want to listen to My Three Songs. And when I heard the beginning of the riddle, I thought, okay, they're trying to confuse me with Apple.

• 16:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:16Tig Notaro?

  And I thought, immediately, my brain was thinking, like, maybe it's not the Apple, maybe it's Apple Computer.

• 16:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's good.

• 16:26Tig Notaro?

  And I thought, maybe the answer is IBM, and then as soon as the Indigo Girls started playing, I was like, I think I'm right. And then Beatles came, I'll never forget those songs. I won tickets to the opera and dinner at TGI Fridays.

• 16:41Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God, those definitely go together.

• 16:43Tig Notaro?

  Yes. And, and what's crazy is they sent me the tickets twice. And so I had tickets to the opera, and, and what's funny is how long ago this was. This was like nineteen ninety, and it was like fifty dollars at, at TGI Fridays, which, of course, would like only feed one person now, basically. And so.

• 17:10Mae Martin?

  Did you go twice?

• 17:11Tig Notaro?

  Well, I called them, and they were like, oh, you know, it's, if, you know, it, whatever, have, have the extra thing, and so I.

• 17:19Fortune Feimster?

  Have the time of your life.

• 17:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 17:21Mae Martin?

  Go to town.

• 17:22Tig Notaro?

  So I went to TGI Fridays twice with, actually, Tony, who I have mentioned on here. And, and then I gave, I worked at, at my job, I, I gave somebody the tickets to the, to the opera.

• 17:36Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, that's great.

• 17:38Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, I'm not going to the opera.

• 17:41Tig Notaro?

  I'd go see the Indigo Girls, The Beatles, or Midnight Oil.

• 17:45Fortune Feimster?

  Give Tig another riddle, but I want another trivia question.

• 17:48Mae Martin?

  The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

• 17:54Tig Notaro?

  Um, time?

• 17:56Mae Martin?

  That, that works as an answer, but no.

• 18:00Tig Notaro?

  Oh, well, then it should be.

• 18:03Mae Martin?

  It should be.

• 18:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, can you change it to that?

• 18:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, it was footsteps, but it should have been, it's not that good.

• 18:09Fortune Feimster?

  The more you take them, oh, okay, that makes sense.

• 18:12Mae Martin?

  Sounds so good.

• 18:13Tig Notaro?

  Mine, but come on, mine was still good, right?

• 18:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that was really good.

• 18:18Tig Notaro?

  Turns out, this is my strength.

• 18:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah, thinking outside the box.

• 18:22Fortune Feimster?

  I'd like another trivia question, please.

• 18:24Mae Martin?

  To make one bottle of red wine, how many grapes?

• 18:28Tig Notaro?

  I'll go back to a hundred and two.

• 18:31Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna say two hundred.

• 18:33Tig Notaro?

  Twenty-four.

• 18:34Mae Martin?

  Six hundred. Six hundred grapes.

• 18:36Fortune Feimster?

  That's a lot of grapes.

• 18:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, one bottle of wine.

• 18:39Fortune Feimster?

  Are there any more characters?

• 18:40Tig Notaro?

  How big is the bottle?

• 18:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah, true.

• 18:44Tig Notaro?

  Because, you know, sometimes they have those little half bottles.

• 18:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the little airplane bottles. Yeah, so.

• 18:52Fortune Feimster?

  Are there any more characters?

• 18:53Mae Martin?

  I mean, I have multiple quizzes on my computer, it's just how deep do we want to go? I, uh, these are the real names of two musicians, like the birth names.

• 19:03Fortune Feimster?

  I'll never know this.

• 19:05Mae Martin?

  Okay, not musicians, actually.

• 19:07Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, try, Tig is very good at music.

• 19:10Mae Martin?

  The first one is a musician, Reginald Kenneth Dwight.

• 19:15Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I know this, that's Elton John.

• 19:17Mae Martin?

  Yes, Tig.

• 19:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 19:19Fortune Feimster?

  Nice.

• 19:20Mae Martin?

  And then this is an actor, Maurice Joseph Mickelwhite.

• 19:25Fortune Feimster?

  Music's my thing.

• 19:27Mae Martin?

  They should have kept it. That's Michael Caine.

• 19:30Fortune Feimster?

  Michael Caine.

• 19:32Tig Notaro?

  I would never have known.

• 19:33Fortune Feimster?

  Good night, you princes of England, you, what was it?

• 19:37Mae Martin?

  You kings of.

• 19:39Fortune Feimster?

  Kings of.

• 19:40Mae Martin?

  New Hampshire, something like that?

• 19:42Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 19:44Tig Notaro?

  I feel like we're talking at a level that's maybe putting people to sleep.

• 19:48Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, are we putting everyone to sleep? Well, I enjoyed that personally. One more, one more, uno más.

• 19:55Mae Martin?

  Okay, um, which of these inventions could Queen Victoria have never seen? A photograph, a motor car, a steam train, or a teabag?

• 20:10Fortune Feimster?

  Queen Elizabeth.

• 20:11Tig Notaro?

  Tea bag.

• 20:13Mae Martin?

  Queen Victoria.

• 20:14Fortune Feimster?

  Queen Victoria. A steam, a steam one.

• 20:17Mae Martin?

  Late eighteen hundreds. It's the tea bag.

• 20:20Tig Notaro?

  I guessed it.

• 20:21Mae Martin?

  You guessed it. I guessed you were having tea.

• 20:23Fortune Feimster?

  How are you not a millionaire?

• 20:25Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but here's the thing is I feel like that felt riddly.

• 20:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:30Tig Notaro?

  And that's where my brain works better is like I can go and.

• 20:35Mae Martin?

  Take a left turn and.

• 20:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I can, where I'm like, eh, I think they're trying to, but yeah, I, but again, with who wants to be a millionaire? I dare anyone to beat the energy and brain of Pete Holmes. It's just, it's almost impossible.

• 20:51Fortune Feimster?

  I know who can. Ike Barinholtz.

• 20:54Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. I just, I was like, I cannot, I mean, thank God I had him because.

• 21:01Fortune Feimster?

  I think he, he won Celebrity Jeopardy and I think might have also won. No, Ike, and I think he won Who Wants to be a Millionaire as well.

• 21:10Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 21:10Tig Notaro?

  I think. Okay. All right. Well, Pete.

• 21:13Mae Martin?

  Well, thanks for indulging me in that.

• 21:15Tig Notaro?

  Didn't.

• 21:15Fortune Feimster?

  Hey, I enjoyed it. Thanks for bringing your, um, your quiz that bombed at a party. But it was a hit on the pod.

• 21:24Mae Martin?

  I could see myself.

• 21:25Tig Notaro?

  We don't know how it's going with the audience.

• 21:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we, we don't know if people have tuned out.

• 21:31Mae Martin?

  The numbers.

• 21:32Tig Notaro?

  We never know if people tune out.

• 21:34Fortune Feimster?

  We don't.

• 21:34Tig Notaro?

  We don't know if people are mad at us. They don't know if we've, we don't know if they've turned it off. We don't know if they're telling a friend about us. We don't know anything. We just are right here.

• 21:44Fortune Feimster?

  Some trivia nuts are really pumped.

• 21:47Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 21:48Fortune Feimster?

  I love a trivia night. When I was filming in Toronto and I had no friends, um, I would go to trivia nights.

• 21:56Mae Martin?

  Two years ago, no?

• 22:00Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I didn't know anyone in Toronto.

• 22:02Tig Notaro?

  You go to one of your meetups?

• 22:03Fortune Feimster?

  I would go to, uh, I did get my co-stars to go with me to one trivia night and we won.

• 22:09Mae Martin?

  That's awesome. I could see myself giving up comedy if I could host like a TV quiz show. I could be really happy doing that.

• 22:17Tig Notaro?

  You could just give up comedy and host like a trivia night at a local bar.

• 22:21Mae Martin?

  I, I think I'd be pretty happy. There you go. I remember at the beginning of the pandemic, I was thinking about this the other day, like when the pandemic happened, I don't know about you, but we were all like organizing group Zooms with our friends and like doing trivia quizzes. I don't, if, if that happened now, I, I think we'd, I'd be like, oh, great. A break from talking to all my friends. Like, was I seeing and talking to my friends that much that when the pandemic happened, I was like, how am I going to live without seeing them all every day on Zoom? You know what I mean? I think it changed us, the pandemic.

• 22:54Tig Notaro?

  We, were you, for sure it did, by the way.

• 22:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like we were more connected before, I think.

• 22:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah.

• 23:01Mae Martin?

  To each other.

• 23:02Tig Notaro?

  But also, were you isolated? Were you just alone during the pandemic?

• 23:08Mae Martin?

  No, I had a roommate who had just moved in who I didn't, she was a friend of a friend and then.

• 23:13Fortune Feimster?

  You were in London, right?

• 23:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And then we went into lockdown. Thank God we, we got along.

• 23:18Fortune Feimster?

  I think that we interviewed you on our radio show when you were in London.

• 23:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 23:24Fortune Feimster?

  Cause I remember you in your.

• 23:25Mae Martin?

  Came out during the pandemic.

• 23:26Tig Notaro?

  Flat, as they call it.

• 23:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, in my flat. And there, right when the pandemic happened, they're, they were doing construction and they had like scaffolding outside my building. And so they had to abandon it, but they left the scaffolding and I'm on the, I was on the fourth floor and I could crawl out onto the scaffolding. So I had like a balcony, but looking back, so dangerous. But I would just sit down.

• 23:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 23:48Mae Martin?

  Crazy.

• 23:49Tig Notaro?

  Crazy little May.

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  Now you're living on the side of a hill.

• 23:52Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 23:54Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 23:54Tig Notaro?

  And how is it? Are you teetering? Are you going to fall onto Sunset Boulevard?

• 23:58Mae Martin?

  I am, the response I got after talking about that on the pod, people are just like call the city and I, so I'm on it. I'm calling them all the time, but so far no movement.

• 24:10Tig Notaro?

  So what do you say? Are you leaving messages on an answering machine in, from the eighties? What, who, like, where are you leaving messages? Or do you, are you talking to people?

• 24:22Mae Martin?

  My assistant is doing it, so I don't know. But I think that they talked to someone and they said, they were saying, oh, 2027 and, you know, and we're just saying it's.

• 24:32Tig Notaro?

  What they're saying, like, what 2027 is going to be the year of May's house? What, what do you mean?

• 24:37Mae Martin?

  Come and repair that cliff. Cause they, they have it booked in to do, but they're just not doing it.

• 24:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 24:43Mae Martin?

  I hope they do it.

• 24:45Tig Notaro?

  I hope they do too.

• 24:46Fortune Feimster?

  I hope they do too. We really need you for the podcast.

• 24:49Tig Notaro?

  Yes, we do.

• 24:50Fortune Feimster?

  I know. My house is finally coming together. I'm almost done decorating it.

• 24:57Mae Martin?

  How's it feeling? Do you wake up and you feel like this is home?

• 24:58Fortune Feimster?

  It feels so good.

• 25:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:00Fortune Feimster?

  I love it. It, I'm, I have nine lamps coming on Monday. So this lamp will change out. And, uh, yeah, nine lamps to, cause I want it to be cozy and homey.

• 25:14Mae Martin?

  Yes. Yeah.

• 25:15Fortune Feimster?

  I'll have you guys over at some point. Um, but it's feeling so lovely. I like walk in and like exhale. Um, and just for the record, I, I'd been saying the gays that are decorating my house.

• 25:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 25:30Fortune Feimster?

  And Jeff Lewis got upset that I wasn't naming him. He is the interior designer from that show, Flipping Out.

• 25:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, and he was like, you're just calling me the gays?

• 25:39Fortune Feimster?

  And he has a radio show that I do. And he was like, I've been told you are referring to us as the gays. Or no, or, or was it those, those guys or something? I do call them the gays, but I also, I think I said in an episode, those guys. And he was like, you don't want to say my name? So Jeff, that's for you. Um, but yes, he is, uh, I have, um, the, the gays with Jeff and his assistant, or, uh, his coworker Tyler. And his assistant Shane have been spearheading my, uh, interior design.

• 26:21Tig Notaro?

  And are they the ones that were like out with the yellow lamp?

• 26:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 26:25Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 26:26Fortune Feimster?

  And they said, get nine lamps.

• 26:28Mae Martin?

  With too much personality.

• 26:30Tig Notaro?

  They were like, this, this looks like a lesbian went shopping.

• 26:35Fortune Feimster?

  And anytime I'm like, have something too much, he's like, don't be a lesbian about this. Like.

• 26:41Mae Martin?

  Really? I feel like lesbians have good taste.

• 26:45Fortune Feimster?

  Or no, maybe that was when I was being cheap.

• 26:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 26:49Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what do you mean lesbians have good taste? Like, what, what, what is the example?

• 26:54Mae Martin?

  Like, well, I don't, I don't think of them as being like too much. Like, I feel like maybe I'm associating like a more earthy, mid-century vibe, but not like, um, chaotic. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm, I don't know.

• 27:09Tig Notaro?

  I think I picture futons.

• 27:11Mae Martin?

  Do you?

• 27:12Tig Notaro?

  When you think of lesbians.

• 27:14Fortune Feimster?

  I will say, when I tried to do it myself, it looked like a dorm room. Um, so he's not totally wrong, at least with me.

• 27:22Mae Martin?

  Like a poster for Wild Things.

• 27:24Fortune Feimster?

  They're very like, you know, clean lines and this looks good and that, you know, and I will say it looks pretty great. It's, um.

• 27:33Tig Notaro?

  Pretty great?

• 27:35Fortune Feimster?

  Like, it's great. It's very great.

• 27:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 27:37Mae Martin?

  How's your, how's your bedroom? What's the vibe in there?

• 27:40Tig Notaro?

  Hello, of course.

• 27:41Fortune Feimster?

  Hello. We're still tying, we still.

• 27:44Mae Martin?

  Polar bear rug.

• 27:45Fortune Feimster?

  He's still tying it all in with the lamps and the, he wants to put plants in and.

• 27:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Fortune Feimster?

  He still has to, the last part is the zhuzhing, zhuzhing?

• 27:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 27:57Fortune Feimster?

  And that hasn't happened yet. So I think once the zhuzhing happens, it's all going to look spectacular. The, the bedroom's great. We just got a new rug in there.

• 28:06Tig Notaro?

  I must always stop short of the zhuzh.

• 28:09Fortune Feimster?

  Right. You get to that final step. Sort of the zhuzh too, but he's, once the lamps come, the zhuzhing will happen, happen.

• 28:18Mae Martin?

  I think I'm all, I'm all zhuzh, no, no structure, like no underlying cohesion.

• 28:24Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it takes a while. That's what I've learned through this process is like, you just kind of want it to be done, but everything's in increments. We do this, next we do that. Then this comes, next that happens.

• 28:37Mae Martin?

  And you gotta take your time and not just be impulsive. I have learned.

• 28:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Cause you'll end up wasting money if you're just like, let's just get something, put it up. And then, then what happens is the gays, Jeff Lewis, come in and they go, no, like, I was like, I just bought that bedding. They're like, uh-uh.

• 28:58Mae Martin?

  And do you ever get pushed back? Do you still, you feel like the house represents you though? Like they see you and they, yeah, yeah.

• 29:06Tig Notaro?

  You're like, the futon should go right in front of the fireplace.

• 29:11Fortune Feimster?

  But it represents a better version of me.

• 29:13Mae Martin?

  I like that. That's aspirational.

• 29:16Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's more aspirational. The office is the quirky part of the person. Like, these are the personal things. There's a couple of personal pictures out in the den and then the rest is just very tasteful.

• 29:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:29Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and, uh, and I like, but I like that cause I'm a grown ass adult and I want to have a tasteful space.

• 29:36Tig Notaro?

  And is this your first time to get a designer?

• 29:39Fortune Feimster?

  He, I first, well, I've known Jeff forever because I started doing his radio show back in 2020. And, uh, cause I loved Flipping Out. I thought his design style was really great. And I, I used to think like, one day, if I ever have enough money, I would love to be able to hire him. And then when I finally got to the point where I had some money, he stopped designing. He was doing more flips for people, like bigger projects.

• 30:08Fortune Feimster?

  Um, but I did his show called Hollywood House Lift a couple of years ago, uh, that was on Amazon and he redid my yard and, but through that process, he also did some interior stuff. Uh, but that one was mainly to sell that house. This is to live in. So.

• 30:26Mae Martin?

  Does he have any opinions on the tits out tub?

• 30:29Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 30:29Tig Notaro?

  Good question. Good question.

• 30:32Fortune Feimster?

  We, this was the only part we didn't have success with. We, I paid to have the tits out hot tub fixed. And at the last minute, we got nervous. It was, so they, they, um, what do you call it? Excavated it. And ripped it out or whatever to rebuild it. And we, and at the last minute, they got nervous.

• 30:53Tig Notaro?

  Were you just trying to act feminine? Like you didn't know what excavating means?

• 30:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I don't know why.

• 30:59Tig Notaro?

  What is that thing? Excavating?

• 31:01Speaker 00

  What's that whole thing?

• 31:08Fortune Feimster?

  We got nervous that it was too deep and we should have just left it be. So now it's nips in tits out.

• 31:17Mae Martin?

  Oh, okay.

• 31:18Fortune Feimster?

  We got about three inches deeper.

• 31:21Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 31:22Fortune Feimster?

  But I needed like five.

• 31:25Mae Martin?

  Nips in tits out. No, I think that's a good compromise.

• 31:28Fortune Feimster?

  So it's an improvement, but we didn't nail it.

• 31:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 31:33Fortune Feimster?

  That was the only thing we didn't nail.

• 31:35Mae Martin?

  Just fill it right up to the brim. Right up.

• 31:38Fortune Feimster?

  I know, but the problem is I'm a big gal. So when I get it off this water so it's coming out.

• 31:44Mae Martin?

  It's good for the lung.

• 31:46Fortune Feimster?

  So then I just wish I had thought about, well, oh, you don't have to fill it all the way up. You know, I just wasn't thinking it. So yeah, tits are still out.

• 31:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but nips are in.

• 31:58Fortune Feimster?

  Nips are in. We have made a three inch improvement.

• 32:02Tig Notaro?

  You're not a perfect person, Fortune. I tell you that all the time.

• 32:05Fortune Feimster?

  Perfect person. Should we get to our question?

• 32:11Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 32:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's do it. It's a good one.

• 32:12Tig Notaro?

  We get perfect people. Let's get it.

• 32:15Mae Martin?

  Today's question asker is a Peabody Award winning journalist, writer and host who's worked for NBC, ABC and CBS. At CBS, she became the first solo female news anchor of a major network. That's crazy. She hosts the hit podcast Next Question with Katie Couric. Katie Couric is asking today's question.

• 32:33Tig Notaro?

  Nice.

• 32:36Speaker 04

  Hi, everyone. Katie Couric here, and this is my question. What would be your drag name and what would be your entrance song?

• 32:51Fortune Feimster?

  Now, would drag for us be in evening gowns? Or tuxedos with mustaches?

• 32:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, mustaches.

• 33:01Fortune Feimster?

  Mustaches. Like you used to wear, Tig.

• 33:05Tig Notaro?

  I still will.

• 33:07Mae Martin?

  Technically, you guys would be drag kings, right? But what the hell would I be?

• 33:11Fortune Feimster?

  I kind of think I want to be drag in an evening gown.

• 33:14Tig Notaro?

  Girl, you go.

• 33:16Mae Martin?

  I like that. Yeah.

• 33:18Fortune Feimster?

  I think I want to, I think I want to get dolled up.

• 33:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:22Fortune Feimster?

  With the big wig and the, the.

• 33:25Tig Notaro?

  Cleavage.

• 33:26Fortune Feimster?

  Boobies. Yeah. And the big butts.

• 33:30Mae Martin?

  That would feel more like drag for all three of us, I think, that like, because we'd be really performing.

• 33:36Fortune Feimster?

  With a mustache feels like, uh, it doesn't feel that different to me.

• 33:40Mae Martin?

  Like you feel pretty comfortable in that gender expression. Yeah, but to be like, oh.

• 33:49Fortune Feimster?

  Hello. I'd be like, hey, boys. That kind of thing.

• 33:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's really sexy. I'd love to see that.

• 33:58Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like my name has to be like Fortune's Cookies.

• 34:04Mae Martin?

  You said that so sadly.

• 34:08Fortune Feimster?

  All right, I'll think about it. You guys, you guys discuss yours.

• 34:11Mae Martin?

  No, Fortune's Cookies is great. My drag king name would be probably Little Cowboy or something, but.

• 34:21Tig Notaro?

  Wait, you wouldn't put a gown on for us?

• 34:23Mae Martin?

  I, that would be more drag like. I'd be terrified. Should I do it?

• 34:27Tig Notaro?

  We need to, I think I've brought this up before and we actually need to do this. And this is a real put it on the list, Thomas thing, but we need to do a, a calendar, a sexy calendar.

• 34:39Mae Martin?

  I know. I do believe that.

• 34:41Fortune Feimster?

  But you do have to do them at like the beginning of the year for the end of the year.

• 34:44Tig Notaro?

  All right, that's fine. But we need to do our feminine and our masculine sides. We gotta drag it up and we gotta drag it down.

• 34:53Mae Martin?

  Okay, so we do like a fireman one where we're sexy firemen, but then we also do like the Golden Girls.

• 34:59Tig Notaro?

  Cleavage.

• 35:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, can you imagine? I'm actually sweating thinking about it.

• 35:08Mae Martin?

  No, that was a bad example. Like pussycat dolls. Like I want to be hot.

• 35:13Fortune Feimster?

  Golden Girls. I was like, wearing like cap dance?

• 35:17Mae Martin?

  I mean, that'd be pretty fun.

• 35:18Tig Notaro?

  That'd be my age group.

• 35:20Mae Martin?

  I, if I was doing a like femme drag, I would be Mavis, Montgomery. Marbles.

• 35:29Fortune Feimster?

  Mavis, Montgomery.

• 35:31Mae Martin?

  Marbles and my boobs would be two little marbles.

• 35:36Fortune Feimster?

  So we're all doing the evening gown route?

• 35:38Mae Martin?

  I guess so. Well, evening gown, I'm not sure. I might do a short little number, short little.

• 35:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yes, please.

• 35:44Mae Martin?

  A little flapper.

• 35:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my goodness.

• 35:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, like a 1920s kind of. Yeah, the last time I wore dress was as a character or no, maybe filming Feel Good. That was the last time.

• 35:58Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, you would have like a bob? When you say a flapper's type look, like for your wig?

• 36:04Mae Martin?

  Dress, like a short little dress. And then, yeah, maybe I would do a little bob like Catherine Zeta Jones in Chicago.

• 36:10Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my gosh. That's cute.

• 36:14Tig Notaro?

  Whoa. You would be Marilyn Monroe type, Fortune?

• 36:19Fortune Feimster?

  No, I want to be more voluptuous.

• 36:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:26Fortune Feimster?

  Like a big, big sparkly evening gown. Shoulder pads.

• 36:32Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 36:33Fortune Feimster?

  Fake tits.

• 36:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Dolly Parton.

• 36:37Fortune Feimster?

  Curly wig. Yeah, like a Dolly-esque.

• 36:40Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yes.

• 36:42Fortune Feimster?

  Big old bunch of makeup.

• 36:44Tig Notaro?

  Dolly from the eighties.

• 36:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Fortune Feimster?

  Or Dolly now.

• 36:49Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 36:51Mae Martin?

  Tig, what would your femme drag person look like? What would you want to, is there anything you're like secretly, you're like, I could like, I'd look good and I'd like to wear that?

• 37:00Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 37:04Tig Notaro?

  No, there's not. You know what I would do? I'd go as Katie Couric.

• 37:10Mae Martin?

  That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

• 37:14Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 37:14Mae Martin?

  Red wig.

• 37:16Tig Notaro?

  Does she have red hair?

• 37:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, right?

• 37:19Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, does she? No, she's brown.

• 37:23Mae Martin?

  Can we see the video again?

• 37:27Mae Martin?

  I think red hair.

• 37:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 37:31Tig Notaro?

  That's red?

• 37:32Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's like a.

• 37:33Tig Notaro?

  Strawberry blonde?

• 37:34Fortune Feimster?

  That's like a dirty blonde. What do you call that? Sandy blonde?

• 37:39Tig Notaro?

  Blond.

• 37:42Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I don't, yeah, I can, I can see some red highlights. Thomas, will you Google what color hair Katie Couric has? I would not, if somebody said, Tig, you must tell me the color of Katie Couric's hair or else something terrible is going to happen. Like your podcast won't go till April. I would not have said, oh, she is a redhead.

• 38:04Mae Martin?

  She, that's the same color hair that my mom had my whole life growing up and, and that we, well, we said it was a redhead. Maybe now I'm questioning.

• 38:13Tig Notaro?

  What is the answer, Thomas?

• 38:15Mae Martin?

  After a viewer asked her what her exact hair color was, Katie made a joke. Well, I'd like to know why you think I color my hair. Katie laughed. Actually, I think the brand is Clairol Graybusters. Thanks so much, Clairol, for that lovely name. I think it's a dark golden blonde mixed with a medium neutral blonde. Katie explained, and all I know is I tried to make the color of Jennifer Aniston's and I think I'm close, but somehow I still don't look like her. What are you gonna do?

• 38:40Mae Martin?

  Okay, so she's saying blonde.

• 38:42Tig Notaro?

  Yes, Katie is a funny, fun. She has, and I mean this in the best way, but like fun aunt energy. And maybe it's because I've seen her with my children.

• 38:54Mae Martin?

  Oh, giving that vibe.

• 38:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she was teaching them like magic tricks and also this question. I don't know.

• 39:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, she seems very approachable and funny and.

• 39:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:05Fortune Feimster?

  How do y'all know each other, Tig?

• 39:07Tig Notaro?

  She had me on her talk show like 15 years ago. I think that was the first time when she had a show called Katie. Something like that. And then I've worked with her Stand Up To Cancer. She started that after her husband passed away and Stand Up To Cancer has just been tremendously supportive. When I've had friends and family members with cancer and, and I've just done events with them over the years. So.

• 39:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 39:43Tig Notaro?

  And we've just, you know, maintained a friendly relationship.

• 39:50Mae Martin?

  Nice.

• 39:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:52Fortune Feimster?

  I used to really enjoy her on the news.

• 39:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:56Fortune Feimster?

  What'd you say, May?

• 39:57Mae Martin?

  She, she wanted to know what our walk on music would be for our drag act too. I think mine would be, now I'm stuck on the Chicago thing, but I think mine would be. Come on, boys. Why don't we paint the town?

• 40:10Mae Martin?

  And I'd move my boobs.

• 40:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Oh God, I'd love it.

• 40:22Fortune Feimster?

  A little razzle dazzle. Yeah, that's pretty great.

• 40:25Mae Martin?

  So liberating. Like I, I love, I, I love drag for that reason. I'm like, I, cause I, I don't know if my body moves like that.

• 40:32Fortune Feimster?

  It's an escape.

• 40:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:35Fortune Feimster?

  Sparkly. I remember talking to RuPaul at one point and Ru said that he was always very popular with kids and babies. They're like fascinated by all the jewelry and the big costumes and the hair. So it's such a fun expression.

• 40:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's like a ray of sunshine in the world. Yeah.

• 41:01Fortune Feimster?

  And, and Drag Race is so huge. I've got to do that show a couple of times and I'm always like, I've been Australia and they're like, I loved you on Drag Race. I hadn't been on there in forever and they just, they're so obsessed. People are so obsessed with that show. I love it.

• 41:16Tig Notaro?

  And what, what does Australia have to do with it?

• 41:19Fortune Feimster?

  They, for whatever reason, drag, the drag, the RuPaul's Drag Race is just very popular over there in particular. It's popular here too, but.

• 41:29Tig Notaro?

  I'm surprised you didn't launch into.

• 41:32Fortune Feimster?

  An Australian accent.

• 41:34Tig Notaro?

  That's right.

• 41:35Fortune Feimster?

  Are you talking?

• 41:37Tig Notaro?

  What would your walk on music be?

• 41:39Fortune Feimster?

  No. I tried to do Nicole Kidman's accent, by the way, on my radio show.

• 41:45Tig Notaro?

  And so.

• 41:46Mae Martin?

  To her?

• 41:47Fortune Feimster?

  No, no, no.

• 41:48Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 41:49Fortune Feimster?

  I would never. And someone called in and said, I sound, I would sound like I was doing a South African accent. And I was like, I couldn't do that if I tried, but apparently that's what it sounded like.

• 42:03Tig Notaro?

  And why wouldn't you do the impression to her?

• 42:07Fortune Feimster?

  Cause it's terrible. Toni Klett shamed me on Instagram.

• 42:13Mae Martin?

  Toni did comment.

• 42:14Fortune Feimster?

  On our handsome Instagram page. She was like, this is the worst. And I'm going to do her accent. This is the worst Australian accent I have ever heard.

• 42:26Tig Notaro?

  But she had a sense of humor about it.

• 42:28Fortune Feimster?

  No, I think she was dead serious.

• 42:29Mae Martin?

  No, she found it hilarious.

• 42:34Mae Martin?

  I think so your, your walk on music though should be like nine to five or, or Jolene or something.

• 42:39Fortune Feimster?

  Or the minute I walk through the door.

• 42:44Fortune Feimster?

  That kind of song. I like, I wanna just be throwing my tits in everyone's face.

• 42:49Tig Notaro?

  You gotta do Dolly's song, Why'd You Come In Here Looking Like That?

• 42:54Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 42:55Tig Notaro?

  Do you know that one?

• 42:55Mae Martin?

  No, I think I do know that one.

• 42:58Tig Notaro?

  Why'd you come in here looking like that with your cowboy boots and your painted on jeans? All dressed up like a cowgirl string. Why'd you come in here looking like that? Oh my God.

• 43:08Fortune Feimster?

  You said it was just like Dolly. That was crazy. Looking like that.

• 43:13Tig Notaro?

  That would be the perfect song for you to come out as you have to look up.

• 43:19Fortune Feimster?

  Painted on jeans?

• 43:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 43:21Mae Martin?

  So we got fortunes cookies.

• 43:23Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. I think I have to redo my name.

• 43:26Mae Martin?

  What did I say?

• 43:27Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I know what your name would be.

• 43:30Fortune Feimster?

  Give it to me.

• 43:31Tig Notaro?

  Dolly Wood, like W O U L D.

• 43:35Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's good. That's good.

• 43:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, Dolly Wood.

• 43:39Fortune Feimster?

  Or Dolly Gives You Wood.

• 43:44Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie, you need to take a seat? Step out. Okay, go to YouTube. I'm a pretty little lady. I'm a pretty little lady. Fortune's trying to distract me away from being upset with her for being so vulgar.

• 44:02Fortune Feimster?

  And it worked. Then you should have watched The Hawk. I, we get a little dirty on there.

• 44:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Fortune Marie.

• 44:10Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm. You would Fortune Marie me quite a bit.

• 44:12Mae Martin?

  Thank you for the children.

• 44:14Tig Notaro?

  Thank you for the children. I'm too busy hiking, diking and biking out here in Colorado.

• 44:20Fortune Feimster?

  I did an episode of Hot Ones and that was the time, I filmed the podcast later that day, you know, my stomach was a-rumblin'.

• 44:28Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, oh, right.

• 44:29Fortune Feimster?

  It was because I filmed that show where you eat the hottest chicken wings ever. Um, and I didn't realize until I watched it with my mom, how many times I said the word cooter.

• 44:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God.

• 44:42Fortune Feimster?

  And so I think I started with like, oh, this one, this one hasn't yet, you know, punched my cooter. And my mom went.

• 44:50Mae Martin?

  You started with that.

• 44:51Fortune Feimster?

  My mom went, uh, and then I went, uh, and she basically, it was her version of Fortune Marie. And then I said, I said cooter like five more times. And I was like, oh, I didn't really realize how much I was saying it and I thought they would cut some of it. And every time she kept looking at me like.

• 45:12Tig Notaro?

  She doesn't really care though.

• 45:14Mae Martin?

  Why do you do that?

• 45:16Tig Notaro?

  Does she know about Fortune Marie that I renamed you and gave you a middle name?

• 45:21Fortune Feimster?

  She, I don't think she's listened to Handsome in a Minute. She, uh, I think she does, but she has listened. So she does know about my nickname, but um, she does not like it when I say dirty words.

• 45:33Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 45:34Mae Martin?

  I bet you deep down, she's, she's like living vicariously a little bit because it's pretty cool to have the freedom to do that.

• 45:45Mae Martin?

  You know, on a global platform.

• 45:48Tig Notaro?

  Netflix. That's why you got in the biz, right?

• 45:52Fortune Feimster?

  That is. That was, that was what I aimed for.

• 45:55Mae Martin?

  We need a name for you Tig and a walk on.

• 45:58Fortune Feimster?

  Wait Tig, oh Tig, have you decided what your costume is?

• 46:04Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, Katie Couric.

• 46:05Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 46:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 46:08Fortune Feimster?

  So are we talking like a, like a sensible pantsuit?

• 46:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and probably glasses that are on like a chain, you know? You know?

• 46:18Fortune Feimster?

  Or are you doing a skirt and blazer?

• 46:22Mae Martin?

  I'd like to see you in a skirt if you don't mind.

• 46:23Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely.

• 46:25Fortune Feimster?

  I think it needs to be a shorter skirt too, like above the knees.

• 46:28Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie.

• 46:30Mae Martin?

  And maybe you could be called Katie Cooterick.

• 46:36Tig Notaro?

  Katie, you asked for this.

• 46:38Mae Martin?

  Biggest laugh I've got from you guys in years.

• 46:41Fortune Feimster?

  And if that may, that just made me so proud. Katie Cooterick is phenomenal.

• 46:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh, we've just made Katie so proud. I know, I know that we have. If I know my Katie Cooterick.

• 46:58Mae Martin?

  So maybe, so in my mind, like Fortune and I go out and do our thing and then it's like introducing Katie Cooter and maybe it plays like the news sting. It's like dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, then you come out.

• 47:09Tig Notaro?

  That's my walk on music.

• 47:11Mae Martin?

  Breaking news.

• 47:12Fortune Feimster?

  But, but then it breaks into a song.

• 47:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 47:15Fortune Feimster?

  And it's like breaking, breaking news. And then you like, and then, oh, and then you rip off your blazer.

• 47:22Tig Notaro?

  Uh-huh. And you see my mastectomy scars.

• 47:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 47:28Fortune Feimster?

  That or. No, Berkeley tank top is what I was gonna say. But yeah, why not just break out your Tig old minis?

• 47:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And I was also thinking, I feel like because Katie's, not that Katie's news side isn't her true spirit because she does have, you know, she's so smart and does have that deep curiosity, but she's also a very silly, fun, um, kooky person. And so I feel like um, to honor that side of her is very like, girls just wanna have fun. Or you know, very Cyndi Lauper type thing.

• 48:11Fortune Feimster?

  What about his reigning men?

• 48:14Mae Martin?

  That's good.

• 48:15Tig Notaro?

  You know, yeah, sure.

• 48:16Fortune Feimster?

  Cause you know, it starts with, cause I'm your weather girl and have I got news for you.

• 48:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, I forgot. That's pretty good.

• 48:23Tig Notaro?

  I could do like a slow true colors, cause then you'd be seeing my true colors as Katie Cooterick.

• 48:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, as you slowly disrobe.

• 48:34Tig Notaro?

  My glasses on a chain.

• 48:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 48:36Tig Notaro?

  I slowly toss that on to the audience.

• 48:40Fortune Feimster?

  Tell her that she's been named Katie Cooterick.

• 48:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, well, I'll send her this.

• 48:46Fortune Feimster?

  That, that is your drag name is Katie Cooterick.

• 48:49Tig Notaro?

  I don't even think I need to send her this. I feel like she will hear about Katie Cooterick. Yes.

• 48:57Fortune Feimster?

  So it makes me feel like you should do some kind of dance that involves your, you know, like basic instinct style.

• 49:04Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 49:05Mae Martin?

  You're saying go no ponties?

• 49:08Fortune Feimster?

  No ponties? That is not a dragga.

• 49:13Tig Notaro?

  Now we are flat out disrespecting Katie Cooterick.

• 49:20Tig Notaro?

  She is a dignified.

• 49:22Fortune Feimster?

  Pull on basic instinct moment. Just cross your legs, uncross them, then you start your dance, but that's where the cooterick comes into play.

• 49:33Mae Martin?

  Have a prosthetic.

• 49:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you can wear a prosthetic with a giant bush.

• 49:39Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie.

• 49:45Mae Martin?

  I just looked at Thomas and he did a slow blink.

• 49:48Tig Notaro?

  Not sending this to Katie Cooterick.

• 49:51Fortune Feimster?

  I hope someone, please, for the love of God, to all of our listeners who have made us incredible things over the last few years, please do something with the name Katie Cooterick. Make some sort of design that we can send to Katie and let this moment live on forever.

• 50:13Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes.

• 50:15Fortune Feimster?

  I have never felt more content in my life.

• 50:18Tig Notaro?

  And then do we start merchandise that's my, my drag name is Katie Cooterick?

• 50:27Tig Notaro?

  And it comes with matching glasses on a chain.

• 50:31Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I mean, something to think about. We still need to get that hiking, biking and diking shirt going. Yeah.

• 50:38Mae Martin?

  Wait, we need Katie's answer. Let's hear Katie's answer.

• 50:41Tig Notaro?

  Way to keep it on track.

• 50:42Fortune Feimster?

  If she says cooterick, I'll die.

• 50:47Tig Notaro?

  I'm very interested to hear what she says.

• 50:51Mae Martin?

  I guess I'll be boy.

• 50:52Tig Notaro?

  After we have disgraced her.

• 50:55Fortune Feimster?

  She has been a journal, a respected journalist for decades. So we're like, cooterick.

• 51:02Mae Martin?

  She was the first female newscaster on a major network.

• 51:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh, we'll take you down.

• 51:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my gosh.

• 51:11Speaker 04

  Well, my drag name, I guess, would be the same as my stripper name, which is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. So my drag name would be Spicy Chesterbrook. Yeah, that's right.

• 51:27Fortune Feimster?

  Spicy Chesterbrook.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  And my entrance song would be To Be Real by Cheryl Lynn.

• 51:35Fortune Feimster?

  To be real.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  Because I love the beginning of that song. It's instantly recognizable. And it's a song Carrie Bradshaw used when she was in the fashion show when she did a face plant on the runway.

• 51:49Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my gosh.

• 51:50Speaker 04

  That's it. Bye.

• 51:52Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, so what's y'all stripper name? Wait, what is it again?

• 51:57Mae Martin?

  Spicy Chesterbrook. So it's your first pet and your, the first street that you lived on?

• 52:02Fortune Feimster?

  Missy Main.

• 52:05Mae Martin?

  Whoa, that's, wait, that's incredible.

• 52:07Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Tig Notaro?

  How do you spell Missy?

• 52:09Fortune Feimster?

  M-I-S-S-Y.

• 52:11Mae Martin?

  Missy Main, that's perfect.

• 52:12Fortune Feimster?

  That does sound like a stripper, though.

• 52:15Mae Martin?

  Mine would be, I'm trying to think, the first house that I was in. Okay, it would be Lucifer Billington.

• 52:30Fortune Feimster?

  That sounds like one of your dad's puppets.

• 52:32Mae Martin?

  I know, because my brother got a snake. My brother got a corn snake and called it Lucifer.

• 52:40Fortune Feimster?

  After the devil.

• 52:42Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, it also sounds like you could be a butler.

• 52:46Mae Martin?

  Yeah, in old time, like in Jane Austen days.

• 52:49Fortune Feimster?

  Billington?

• 52:51Mae Martin?

  At your service.

• 52:54Tig Notaro?

  I'm Stripe Wisteria.

• 52:56Mae Martin?

  Stripe Wisteria.

• 52:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. It's no Lucifer Billington.

• 53:02Mae Martin?

  Missy Main is really, Stripe Wisteria. That could be on like a Pretty Little Lies sort of show.

• 53:09Fortune Feimster?

  Stripe Wisteria.

• 53:10Mae Martin?

  Somebody's calling it that.

• 53:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, like the bitch of the group.

• 53:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Stripe Wisteria.

• 53:17Fortune Feimster?

  Hey, that's not saying that's your personality, but that's the name that Stripe Wisteria has.

• 53:23Mae Martin?

  Tom, can we find here Thomases?

• 53:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 53:26Speaker 05

  Mine would be Misha Baseline.

• 53:29Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 53:30Fortune Feimster?

  Misha Baseline.

• 53:32Mae Martin?

  Okay, Misha Baseline.

• 53:33Fortune Feimster?

  If you want to get below the baseline, you better give me those.

• 53:36Tig Notaro?

  Fortune.

• 53:37Fortune Feimster?

  Bill Murray.

• 53:39Mae Martin?

  I spit on myself.

• 53:43Tig Notaro?

  Well, my second street is a little more stripper. So Stripe Hollywood, not Hollywood, Stripe Hollystone.

• 53:54Mae Martin?

  Stripe Hollystone's pretty good.

• 53:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's more, I think it's more of a stripper name than Stripe Wisteria.

• 54:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Stripe Hollystone.

• 54:03Tig Notaro?

  But also, I'm not much of a stripper.

• 54:06Mae Martin?

  Well, let us know your stripper names, please.

• 54:09Tig Notaro?

  Yes, for sure.

• 54:11Mae Martin?

  And your drag names.

• 54:12Tig Notaro?

  Especially, I was gonna say Katie Couric, but Katie Cooterick, but she already. I can't believe you came up with that.

• 54:19Fortune Feimster?

  I can't wait for her to hear about her new drag name.

• 54:21Tig Notaro?

  Oh my gosh.

• 54:22Fortune Feimster?

  Lady Cooterick.

• 54:24Tig Notaro?

  What if she starts blocking me, like, or writes, lose my number?

• 54:29Fortune Feimster?

  It's right up there in our Hall of Fame with Kate McCucci.

• 54:33Mae Martin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:34Fortune Feimster?

  McCucci.

• 54:35Tig Notaro?

  And also, what was the other, what was the name I missed?

• 54:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, oh, um, oh, fuck. Oh, Felicity Clockhart.

• 54:48Tig Notaro?

  Unbelievable.

• 54:50Mae Martin?

  That should be your, that should be your drag name.

• 54:52Fortune Feimster?

  Clockhart.

• 54:53Mae Martin?

  Felicity.

• 54:54Fortune Feimster?

  Your drag name is, how do you choose between Katie Cooterick and Felicity Clockhart?

• 55:01Fortune Feimster?

  Because that outfit also fits that vibe, too.

• 55:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. It's also, it's one of the, Stephanie pointed out when I let her see that video, or maybe it was on Instagram or something, and she, Stephanie was like, I could watch your face for an eternity with you adding up. Is that right? I feel like that's, maybe that's not.

• 55:27Fortune Feimster?

  I gotta go back and watch that video on our handsome page.

• 55:30Tig Notaro?

  But I did, when I said Felicity Clock, is it Felicity Clockhart?

• 55:35Mae Martin?

  You were so proud that you thought of it.

• 55:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I was like, wow, I really pulled her name up out of nowhere.

• 55:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 55:41Tig Notaro?

  And it was dead wrong.

• 55:42Fortune Feimster?

  We just started dying laughing.

• 55:44Tig Notaro?

  And I was like, was that not right? That's not her name.

• 55:49Mae Martin?

  Felicity Clockhart.

• 55:50Tig Notaro?

  Clockhart and Katie Cooterick.

• 55:53Fortune Feimster?

  Because we've had some real fun moments on this pod.

• 55:57Tig Notaro?

  I hope we can make it to April.

• 56:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, ghosts.

• 56:03Tig Notaro?

  But Katie Cooterick is, it's going in the forever files.

• 56:08Mae Martin?

  I'm honored.

• 56:09Fortune Feimster?

  Kate McCucci.

• 56:10Tig Notaro?

  Oh my gosh, Kate McCucci. Oh my gosh, speaking of Kate McCucci. I got a text from her a couple of days ago. To my surprise, her brother, she told me, she didn't even know this, her brother does not miss an episode of The Handsome Pod.

• 56:29Fortune Feimster?

  No way. He must have loved it then when her name came out.

• 56:33Mae Martin?

  Mr. McCucci.

• 56:35Fortune Feimster?

  Because that was his last name, too.

• 56:37Tig Notaro?

  For sure. And she's like, oh, geez, oh, geez, Tig, my brother listens to Handsome. Oh, he doesn't miss an episode. But I was like, oh my gosh, that is unbelievable.

• 56:48Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I'll be curious to hear what he thinks about Katie McCooterick.

• 56:53Tig Notaro?

  Katie McCooterick? Now I've got them mixed up. Katie McCooterick.

• 57:03Mae Martin?

  That's pretty good.

• 57:08Tig Notaro?

  It's like, if we don't wrap up an episode, it'll just grow and grow. Katie McCooterick.

• 57:17Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God, that was a good, that was a good laugh today, you guys.

• 57:20Tig Notaro?

  That was a good one.

• 57:21Mae Martin?

  Thanks for the lols.

• 57:22Tig Notaro?

  Indeed.

• 57:22Fortune Feimster?

  Three years of lols.

• 57:25Tig Notaro?

  LOLs. You did us in, little cowboy.

• 57:29Mae Martin?

  I'm so thrilled and honored. I got nothing coming up to promote because I'm just working on new stuff and working on other things and writing, but what do you guys have?

• 57:42Tig Notaro?

  I have things, if you care to hear. I'll be in Rochester, New York, Calgary, Iowa City, Des Moines, Omaha, Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, Charleston, West Virginia, Chattanooga, Knoxville, Chico, California, Olympia, Washington, Fresno, Napa, Colorado Springs, Steamboat Springs, Basalt, Colorado. Also, check out Largo and Dynasty Typewriter for my LA shows. And again, my deepest apologies for the unforeseen cancel, or rescheduled shows that I had to do in Colorado. And I very much appreciate people understanding.

• 58:26Tig Notaro?

  I know it was very last minute, so my apologies. And again, sometimes things happen with personal stuff and TV and film productions. Things happen, so thanks for, for going with us. Yeah.

• 58:43Fortune Feimster?

  Nice. In a few days, I'll be in Greenville, South Carolina, and Wilmington, North Carolina, then Boise, Portland, Oregon, Austin, Chattanooga, Dayton, Louisville, Madison, Wisconsin, Durham, Oakland, and Bakersfield, California, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, Denver, Palm Springs, and Nashville.

• 59:05Tig Notaro?

  Nice, busy little B. Also, go to handsomepod.com for our merchandise, where hopefully one day you'll see Katie McCootery, McCooterick?

• 59:16Fortune Feimster?

  Katie Cooterick.

• 59:20Tig Notaro?

  And also.

• 59:21Mae Martin?

  There's lots of good stuff on there.

• 59:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. Rate us and review us. Really, come on, take a moment to rate us and review us. And do that, subscribe on YouTube, and we come out a day early on Hulu. You can watch us on there. And share your favorite episodes, share this episode. This was ridiculous, okay? This is one to share. Help us build our handsome community. And until next time.

• 59:54Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 59:59Tig Notaro?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Theemster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media, at HandsomePod.

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  What a podcast.

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  What a podcast.

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