The Beaches ask about queer bars

Canadian rock icons The Beaches ask about Handsome hot spots on a top shelf episode of the podcast! Plus Fortune and Ginger's European Adventure, space gibberish, and places to "pull"! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:06Mae Martin?

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• 1:49Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers. Welcome to the handsome pod.

• 1:53Tig Notaro?

  Blah, blah, blah, blah.

• 1:54Fortune Feimster?

  Did we all go for it?

• 1:56Tig Notaro?

  I think that's the first time we all went for it.

• 1:58Fortune Feimster?

  We all went for it. Welcome to the handsome pod. Ah, I got it.

• 2:02Tig Notaro?

  You did it.

• 2:03Fortune Feimster?

  It's Fortune.

• 2:04Mae Martin?

  It's May.

• 2:06Tig Notaro?

  And it's Tig.

• 2:08Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it is, you guys.

• 2:10Tig Notaro?

  I feel like it's been a beat since we've done this.

• 2:14Mae Martin?

  I always feel like that. I miss you guys.

• 2:17Fortune Feimster?

  I miss you too. I'm about to see May tonight.

• 2:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:20Tig Notaro?

  What? Oh, the show at Largo.

• 2:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 2:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 2:25Fortune Feimster?

  You're missing out because you're out of town. Uh-uh.

• 2:28Tig Notaro?

  I'm in Toronto and not in a spacesuit.

• 2:31Mae Martin?

  In my hometown. Oh, yeah. And you're not, not Star Trek-ing. You're just in Toronto.

• 2:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and it's so crazy because I'm just saying human words to other humans and just having conversations, which I have not done in so long.

• 2:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're not being like the nebula's in hyperdrive.

• 2:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that was pretty good.

• 2:54Tig Notaro?

  It is, it was pretty good. Fortune, do you want to give it a whirl?

• 2:58Fortune Feimster?

  The nebula's in overdrive.

• 3:00Tig Notaro?

  No, no, your own, your own.

• 3:02Mae Martin?

  Your own sci-fi dialogue?

• 3:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God, you know I can't come up with a dialogue.

• 3:07Tig Notaro?

  I know, girl.

• 3:08Fortune Feimster?

  Proto pack is at full capacity. We must

• 3:13Tig Notaro?

  That's good.

• 3:14Fortune Feimster?

  Beam ourselves up to another Earth.

• 3:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah, great.

• 3:19Tig Notaro?

  Um, you know, I

• 3:20Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a nerd, so I don't know how this works.

• 3:24Tig Notaro?

  I was, speaking of nerds, I was actually trying to find a picture of something in Toronto. And when Thomas was my assistant, he came with me and he almost ended up on Star Trek. And look what I found today, Thomas.

• 3:40Fortune Feimster?

  Thomas.

• 3:42Speaker 04

  That's amazing, yeah. I got fully dressed up to be on Star Trek. That's me wearing like a cadet uniform. And then they came up to me and they were like, oh, you can't because of like the unions or something like that.

• 3:57Tig Notaro?

  Such a bummer. I was trying to give Thomas a little space perk, but um, yeah.

• 4:03Fortune Feimster?

  Space perk.

• 4:04Tig Notaro?

  Go to Hulu if you want to see Mr. Thomas in a spacesuit.

• 4:08Fortune Feimster?

  Who wouldn't?

• 4:09Mae Martin?

  Space perk for you.

• 4:12Mae Martin?

  I love how much you're smiling in the picture. I wish you did have a cameo and you were just smiling like that in the background, grinning.

• 4:18Tig Notaro?

  Also, not that you look elderly now, Thomas, but you look four and a half in like every picture that pops up when you're holding Max and Finn as babies, when you're in a spacesuit. It's really wild. Anyway.

• 4:32Mae Martin?

  The passage of time, we gotta crack that.

• 4:35Fortune Feimster?

  Time is crazy.

• 4:37Mae Martin?

  Someone's gotta figure out a way to just pause it.

• 4:39Fortune Feimster?

  Have you ever just thought, time is nuts?

• 4:42Tig Notaro?

  If you could pause it, who would you spend your time with?

• 4:45Mae Martin?

  You know, it's YouTube.

• 4:48Fortune Feimster?

  That might be one of our top five moments on the pod.

• 4:51Mae Martin?

  There have been many.

• 4:53Tig Notaro?

  Al's maybe number one.

• 4:55Fortune Feimster?

  That was early on of like, if I could stop time, I would hang out with you guys and Tig and I just sit there in silence.

• 5:05Mae Martin?

  You're like, I'm a little busy.

• 5:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Can't say I'd do the same, but I do like and care about you.

• 5:12Fortune Feimster?

  Absolutely.

• 5:15Tig Notaro?

  I have to say also, it continues to blow my mind who listens to this podcast.

• 5:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, tell us, girl.

• 5:24Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I mean, it's just, girl, it's just like, okay, girl, being on set here in Toronto.

• 5:32Fortune Feimster?

  Dish girl.

• 5:34Tig Notaro?

  It's just, girl, I'm trying to. But it's always, it's, it's not necessarily like, wow, I wouldn't picture you listening to the podcast. It's just that I hear it all the time. Did I tell you also, I don't know if I told you this, at Stephen Colbert's finale, the afterparty, I was talking to one of his sons and he was like, oh yeah, and I just, I love your podcast.

• 5:59Fortune Feimster?

  No way. Oh, that's cool.

• 6:01Tig Notaro?

  College age Colbert son. I go, wait, what do you, what? And he was like, I love your podcast. And I was like, you listen to my podcast? And he was like, yeah, why do you sound shocked? I was like, I don't know. I can't track. Why and who listens to this nonsense?

• 6:20Fortune Feimster?

  That's incredible.

• 6:23Tig Notaro?

  But it's so nice to know that like, of course, I know people listen to it, but it's, it's just when you see the faces, whether it's somebody on set doing my sound, you know, doing my sound pack, or Stephen Colbert's son, or somebody walking by me saying, keep it handsome. I'm like, it's really, yeah, it's just endlessly nice.

• 6:46Fortune Feimster?

  I think too, we kind of forget, because we're just really are chatting with friends.

• 6:51Tig Notaro?

  Handsome pod.

• 6:51Fortune Feimster?

  People will come up and tell me something about myself and I'm like, how do they know this? And I'm like, oh, we must have talked about this on the podcast.

• 7:01Tig Notaro?

  Exactly.

• 7:02Mae Martin?

  I know. And then you, when someone says that, then you pictured like, what context are they listening to it in? Like, I picture people making their pancakes in the morning, listening or like, driving to work.

• 7:11Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I don't think anything about that.

• 7:14Fortune Feimster?

  My favorite thing, and this has happened several times, and I have past people who go, oh, my God, and they hold up their phone.

• 7:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:24Fortune Feimster?

  And they're listening to the podcast.

• 7:25Tig Notaro?

  I've had that happen.

• 7:27Fortune Feimster?

  That would be very trippy. I haven't had that happen in my life where I'm listening to something and passed by that person.

• 7:33Tig Notaro?

  I haven't either. I was boarding a plane once. This guy turned around, he was like, no way, and showed me his phone. I was like, oh, my gosh, that's so funny.

• 7:43Mae Martin?

  I had once, maybe I've said this, but I had, I went on a hike. It was one of my first times in LA and I went to a waterfall with my friend Phil, who was in Feel Good, playing Phil.

• 7:52Tig Notaro?

  Wait, we have a waterfall in LA?

• 7:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, just, yeah, so many, actually. Switzer Falls. Anyways, so I was there.

• 8:01Tig Notaro?

  How have I missed this?

• 8:02Mae Martin?

  So I had Phil, who played Phil in Feel Good, and Jack, who played Jack in Feel Good. And the show had just come out.

• 8:07Fortune Feimster?

  Good casting, by the way. Creating new names.

• 8:11Mae Martin?

  I tried to back the network into a corner where they have to cast the people I wrote it for.

• 8:15Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, gotcha.

• 8:16Mae Martin?

  But this woman was like, it was like, her mind was exploding. She was like, I, I was just watching the show and then now I'm in the show with three characters saying their same names, frolicking in a waterfall. Yeah, that would be tricky.

• 8:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I didn't know about the waterfalls.

• 8:31Mae Martin?

  Oh, you gotta, you gotta take the boys. There's Switzer Falls. It's like half an hour drive from me. So I don't know from you, but it's like you go up into the mountains and then it's just a little hike down. There's a long river and then these waterfalls.

• 8:44Tig Notaro?

  Okay. And you know what I've been meaning to ask you, May?

• 8:49Mae Martin?

  Please.

• 8:51Tig Notaro?

  Is your house still up on that hill?

• 8:54Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no. Still intact?

• 8:56Mae Martin?

  What if I just turned my camera around and the whole side of the house was missing? Yeah, still here, still queer.

• 9:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, just do it.

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  Just hanging.

• 9:05Fortune Feimster?

  And it's Pride Month, so exciting.

• 9:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:08Fortune Feimster?

  Still queer.

• 9:09Mae Martin?

  Thank God. Yeah.

• 9:11Fortune Feimster?

  I was telling May, I just got back from Europe with my mom at gin.

• 9:15Mae Martin?

  Yeah, tell us.

• 9:17Fortune Feimster?

  Girl. I mean, y'all, it was a doozy.

• 9:21Fortune Feimster?

  Cause it was on our prelude episode, I believe, that May and I originally were discussing whether or not I take my mom on this Make-A-Wish trip. And I ended up doing it.

• 9:34Tig Notaro?

  Boy, is that an example of time and space.

• 9:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 9:38Tig Notaro?

  Anyway.

• 9:39Fortune Feimster?

  I ended up doing it. And but I said, okay, Mom, the one thing I'm asking of you is that you don't bring a checked in bag. Like, we need to work with a carry on bag, like a luggage, and then a purse or bookbag or something like that. I said, because we've got to, I'm taking you to three countries. You, your balance isn't great. I'm gonna have to carry all our bags and we just, I just need this, please. We've had multiple conversations about it. And she'd be like, how many shoes should I bring? I'm like, two max. Should I bring snacks? You can for the plane. You know, it was like, but it's like, all that went out the window.

• 10:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:18Fortune Feimster?

  So I'm in Copenhagen. I've been in Europe touring by myself for five days. I'm excited to be around another human.

• 10:24Tig Notaro?

  I have no idea what's coming.

• 10:29Fortune Feimster?

  I'm filming her sitting there at the baggage claim in Copenhagen, not even really thinking, why is she at baggage claim? And I'm like, Mom, hi, welcome to Copenhagen. And she's like, hey. And then I see her kind of do a look down to her bag. And I see the bag and immediately stop recording. I'm like, Mom, what is this? It's this humongous bag that she checked in.

• 10:55Tig Notaro?

  Full of 20 shoes.

• 10:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yes. And I'm like, Mom, we talked about this. Oh, my gosh. She goes, I thought it was a carry on. It's humongous. And I'm like, no. And then, so I'm getting my bags and her bags. I start to roll them. She's, someone's helping me because she's in a wheelchair. And I start to roll her bag and it's like kaplunk, kaplunk, kaplunk. It's not rolling. It's broken. And I'm like, how am I gonna do this?

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Girl, you don't need this. You don't need this, girl.

• 11:26Fortune Feimster?

  Girl, I do not need this. And I, I'm like clunking her bag out of the Copenhagen airport. And I'm just like, Mom, this is, I don't like, I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to get through the next five days. And then we get to her hotel room. I start going through her bag. She has like three pairs of shoes. I'm like, you're here for two days. I mean, five days. What is this? And then in her carry on bag, which is a Trader Joe's cooler, by the way, a cooler bag.

• 11:57Tig Notaro?

  No way. Her carry on is a cooler. Got to, got to, got to.

• 12:02Fortune Feimster?

  Half the bag is filled with snacks. I was like, Mom, why? It's like a whole bag of Tootsie Pops, a whole bag of Tootsie Rolls, animal crackers, goldfish crackers, Goobers candy from like the movie theater. All this stuff. I was like, they have food in Europe and it's better, actually.

• 12:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Fortune Feimster?

  So we had to, we ended up leaving half, all that food.

• 12:28Tig Notaro?

  There's nothing better than Goobers.

• 12:30Fortune Feimster?

  The Goobers? I was like, keep the Goobers.

• 12:32Tig Notaro?

  I actually don't even know, what are Goobers?

• 12:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what are Goobers? It's like a chocolate covered peanut.

• 12:37Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 12:39Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And then I found a bag. You know, I stopped into one of those like tourist stores, bought her a new bag, a carry on bag, purple and hot pink.

• 12:49Tig Notaro?

  Drove her back to the airport, sent her home.

• 12:53Fortune Feimster?

  We were able to fit in all, once she took half this, you know, all the snacks out of her bag, we were able to maneuver everything. So crisis averted.

• 13:01Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 13:02Fortune Feimster?

  But I don't know how we would have traveled the way that she originally intended us to.

• 13:07Tig Notaro?

  And did you all have a?

• 13:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, grand old time, delicious food.

• 13:11Fortune Feimster?

  We had a great time. I mean, but it, I mean, it was a great time, also very stressful, just trying to keep her from getting hit. Or fall down cobblestones.

• 13:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I get it.

• 13:22Fortune Feimster?

  No, there's just bikes everywhere, you know, it's Europe, like Copenhagen, all bikes and giant buses, taxis. So we'd like cross the street to catch the taxi and I'd be like, just stay here, don't move, don't, just stay. I turned to like get her taxi door, she just wanders off into the bike lane. I like grab her by the shoulder.

• 13:44Tig Notaro?

  Like a two-year-old.

• 13:45Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I pull her up, a bike goes phew, like she would have died. I was like, and she goes, oh my god, oh my god. I'm like, mom, you have to listen to me.

• 13:58Tig Notaro?

  That is so stressful.

• 14:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, so like, we had a lovely time, but then it just was me constantly like, you know, when we're, we walked to my show in Copenhagen, there's like cobblestones everywhere. And I'm just like, ugh, ugh.

• 14:15Tig Notaro?

  You should have given her like a piggy front ride.

• 14:18Fortune Feimster?

  I know. But we had, we took a little waterboat tour in Copenhagen, they great food, lots of pastries. Uh, London, we had afternoon tea.

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  Got to love it.

• 14:29Fortune Feimster?

  Like two pretty little ladies.

• 14:32Tig Notaro?

  Did you do your pinky out when you're having your tea?

• 14:34Fortune Feimster?

  Pinkies out.

• 14:35Tig Notaro?

  Of course, of course.

• 14:36Fortune Feimster?

  That might be for high tea.

• 14:38Tig Notaro?

  Did you have any gentlemen callers when you two were out having tea with your pinkies out?

• 14:44Fortune Feimster?

  We were trying to hit the town looking for them dudes, but no bikes. Uh, then in Dublin, we took a Viking splash tour.

• 14:55Mae Martin?

  What?

• 14:56Tig Notaro?

  What does that mean?

• 14:57Fortune Feimster?

  You know those duck tours like in Boston?

• 15:01Mae Martin?

  Like a car that can drive onto the water?

• 15:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. It's one of those, but you wear Viking hats.

• 15:07Mae Martin?

  That's cool.

• 15:08Tig Notaro?

  Wait, no, that's not.

• 15:11Mae Martin?

  I think that's cool.

• 15:12Fortune Feimster?

  I posted a whole video on it. We both had our Viking hats and every now and then he goes, "Hey!" And you go, "Yeah!"

• 15:19Mae Martin?

  Oh, this is good.

• 15:21Tig Notaro?

  See, this is the first time I wish I was still on social media.

• 15:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was pretty cute because I'm filming her in her Viking hat and then there was, the bus wasn't full, so I sat up in front of her and we're going, and it's a nice sunny day and we're going through it and she just looked so funny in this Viking hat. The guy, that's the tour guy, is like enthusiastic and yelling things and it's chaotic. And then at some point, the sun goes away and now it's really cold. And I look back on my, my phone of my mom, she has her hood over her hat and she's like, "You're shaking cold."

• 15:59Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 16:00Fortune Feimster?

  And I'm like, "You don't have your hat on."

• 16:04Fortune Feimster?

  And then she, then halfway through, they put life jackets on you. So I put it on her again and she's like in her Viking hat with a giant life jacket on. It was hilarious.

• 16:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god.

• 16:16Mae Martin?

  Was she a hit though? Like at the shows, did she, did you ever shout her out?

• 16:20Fortune Feimster?

  People loved her. Every show she goes to, she, they clamor to her and say hi to her. They love it. Although I had made it through the whole trip. Everything was like smooth. I was in Dublin, last country. At the end of the show, she stands up and apparently just falls back.

• 16:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh god.

• 16:43Fortune Feimster?

  And I didn't see it happening. I just was kind of like, you know, shaking some people's hands and stuff and someone goes, "Fortune, your mom just fell." And I'm like, "What?"

• 16:53Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god.

• 16:54Fortune Feimster?

  And I'm just like, "Oh my god." And I'm just like, "Are you okay?" She's like, "I'm fine. I landed right on my butt."

• 17:00Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 17:02Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune.

• 17:03Tig Notaro?

  Fortune.

• 17:04Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune.

• 17:05Tig Notaro?

  Did you have your mornin' fruit?

• 17:08Fortune Feimster?

  Your mornin' fruit?

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• 18:37Tig Notaro?

  Do you think your mom would open for me next tour?

• 18:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 18:41Tig Notaro?

  And she just waved? Like she would just waved everyone from stage for like 15 minutes?

• 18:47Fortune Feimster?

  I think she would love it.

• 18:49Speaker 06

  I feel like she would love it.

• 18:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. My mom is not shy.

• 18:54Speaker 06

  I'd love to see Tig, you interview Ginger, like a sort of deep Q and A. That dynamic would be great, I think.

• 19:00Fortune Feimster?

  A deep one.

• 19:02Tig Notaro?

  I'm all in. I would love it.

• 19:06Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that well, it was a treat. It was fun.

• 19:08Mae Martin?

  I'm glad you did it.

• 19:09Fortune Feimster?

  I'm glad we took, I'm glad I took her. I'm glad she's safe. She had a little book club. Uh, I guess she, her book club has a thing where they do, someone does like a presentation like once a month on like whatever. And she did, hers was up yesterday and she did a whole presentation on her trip and I can imagine it was adorable.

• 19:31Mae Martin?

  That's really good.

• 19:32Tig Notaro?

  Amazing. Did they record it?

• 19:35Fortune Feimster?

  I don't think so, but um, she goes, I, I didn't take any notes. I spoke from the heart. Cause I don't like it when people read their presentation. I, I spoke mine.

• 19:48Mae Martin?

  I'd like to hear her version of the trip. Now that we've heard yours, it's her being like,

• 19:53Tig Notaro?

  she made me get rid of my snacks.

• 19:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, hers would be like, she futzed at me right as soon as she got off the plane.

• 20:01Tig Notaro?

  And had she, I can't remember, had she been in, to Europe before?

• 20:04Fortune Feimster?

  She had been to Europe, but it had been, you know, over a decade since. Well, cause she also, she went on her honey, her, she got married, you know, a second time to a man. Uh, and that only lasted three months.

• 20:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I don't think I knew this.

• 20:23Mae Martin?

  Oh, really? I knew she'd been married again, but I didn't know it was just three months.

• 20:27Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. So I did, in my special good fortune, I tell about how she had a circus themed wedding.

• 20:33Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 20:35Fortune Feimster?

  That was the marriage. She had been dating, and now I say dating loosely, this man for five years. Um, very, uh, like more companions. And then out of nowhere, one day he proposed to her and we were like, what? Cause they were, there was no romantic spark here. They just were like friends who hung out. And suddenly they're getting married. Well, my mom went so bananas because she was so pumped to be getting married. She invited 300 people to our church.

• 21:05Tig Notaro?

  My Lord.

• 21:07Fortune Feimster?

  Come to this wedding. And I'm like, mom, please, like everyone, y'all are like a weird pair. No one's gonna understand why y'all are getting married.

• 21:16Fortune Feimster?

  If I can.

• 21:16Tig Notaro?

  And wait, how old was she? And I'm so pumped. Is it just that ladies love to get married?

• 21:22Fortune Feimster?

  I think ladies love to get married. Yeah. This was like 2011 or, uh, yeah. Uh, so I don't know how old she was. What was that?

• 21:30Mae Martin?

  Like sixty?

• 21:32Tig Notaro?

  That was like fifteen years ago.

• 21:35Fortune Feimster?

  So sixty-five or something?

• 21:37Tig Notaro?

  Around that age.

• 21:38Fortune Feimster?

  And she was just so pumped to get married. But she rented a red, a circus tent, red and white striped circus tent, put it inside the fellowship hall of our church. She had a hot dog cart as the main food.

• 21:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, she wasn't in love with this guy.

• 21:57Fortune Feimster?

  She had a cotton candy maker, a nacho bar with jalapenos.

• 22:01Tig Notaro?

  No, she did not.

• 22:03Fortune Feimster?

  She is, swear to God, she had.

• 22:05Tig Notaro?

  Did she have a Tilt-A-Whirl too?

• 22:07Fortune Feimster?

  No, no games, but she, all the tables had, um, uh, linens on them, but like pastels and bunny rabbits. It was not, um, Easter. This was August.

• 22:19Mae Martin?

  So this is a mix of themes where.

• 22:21Fortune Feimster?

  Mix of themes. She had, um, two baby pools. You know the plastic baby pools?

• 22:26Tig Notaro?

  Of course we do.

• 22:27Fortune Feimster?

  So, uh, you probably assume, you know, there's like a bobbin for apple situation. No, she put ice in them because they were our coolers for our soft drinks.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  Was your mother going through like a mental break?

• 22:43Fortune Feimster?

  This is just my mom's personality dig. And then she had her friends singing, um, they're like, going to the chapel. And we're going to the grand married. This man, he was in the corner the entire time being talked off a cliff. Like he, I can't believe he went through the wedding.

• 23:08Tig Notaro?

  Was he, so was he having second thoughts?

• 23:11Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God, yes.

• 23:15Tig Notaro?

  And what, your mother was not having second thoughts?

• 23:18Fortune Feimster?

  My mom was having the time of her life. This was her time to shine. She was, all of her friends were there to see her. All these people in town, but everyone, everyone was having a good time. They're kind of like, I don't really understand what this is.

• 23:36Fortune Feimster?

  And so then they, that marriage lasted three months. She moved in there and three months from then, he was like, get out.

• 23:44Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 23:46Fortune Feimster?

  So.

• 23:46Tig Notaro?

  Get out and take your petting zoo with you.

• 23:50Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my. The story is, they had a honeymoon already booked and she went on that honeymoon to Bath, England by herself.

• 23:58Tig Notaro?

  I bet she did.

• 23:59Fortune Feimster?

  And that was her last time.

• 24:03Mae Martin?

  How did she feel about the marriage ending? Was she just, she was, she had the party? She didn't, she wasn't that bothered?

• 24:09Fortune Feimster?

  You know, I know she was sad, so I don't mean to laugh at her misfortune, um, but.

• 24:16Mae Martin?

  But how have you not told us the circus wedding before? That's really good.

• 24:20Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know, but if you knew, I, I don't want to say on our podcast, why everyone knew this marriage wasn't gonna last.

• 24:30Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 24:31Fortune Feimster?

  All I will say is it was a very.

• 24:33Tig Notaro?

  I'm not saying anything. He was gay.

• 24:36Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not saying anything.

• 24:38Tig Notaro?

  He was gay.

• 24:40Fortune Feimster?

  Not saying anything, but it was very apparent to many people, why this was not a love connection.

• 24:48Tig Notaro?

  So do you think that they did any sort of top secret touching?

• 24:54Fortune Feimster?

  No, like the most was like a hold of hands, a little, maybe a peck.

• 24:59Tig Notaro?

  Wow. So your mom married a gay man?

• 25:02Fortune Feimster?

  I did not say that.

• 25:03Tig Notaro?

  I did. Right. I said it repeatedly.

• 25:06Fortune Feimster?

  And I didn't confirm anything.

• 25:09Tig Notaro?

  I did.

• 25:10Fortune Feimster?

  You're just making things up.

• 25:12Tig Notaro?

  That's right. Out of the truth, what is clear as day.

• 25:16Fortune Feimster?

  Out of thin air.

• 25:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's right.

• 25:18Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I didn't say any of that, but um, yeah, they just weren't a match. That's all I'll say.

• 25:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 25:24Mae Martin?

  I understand now why you were like, reining it in on the luggage, because if she'd gone full circus, showed up with, yeah, clowns.

• 25:32Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And my mom can very easily, as you can see, get, get, take things too far.

• 25:41Fortune Feimster?

  Anyway, enough about me. What are you guys up to?

• 25:44Tig Notaro?

  I mean, nothing compared to your life, fortune.

• 25:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 25:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, me neither really. Me neither. I've, I'm having a pretty chill time. I got a couple of weeks at home. My, my friend Joe's here, we're writing. My house hasn't fallen off the cliff. Knock on wood.

• 26:02Tig Notaro?

  That is truly remarkable.

• 26:04Mae Martin?

  I know, and I did see a thing online that said the fault lines are, the pressure's building.

• 26:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no. I don't like this.

• 26:13Tig Notaro?

  I do have, um, uh, something to share.

• 26:19Mae Martin?

  Oh, okay.

• 26:20Tig Notaro?

  Well, May shared it.

• 26:23Mae Martin?

  Oh.

• 26:23Tig Notaro?

  Um, you don't have to sound scared, May.

• 26:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm like, what did I share?

• 26:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, God. May texted this to me and Stephanie.

• 26:33Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. This was a license plate I saw. Tig Wife.

• 26:39Mae Martin?

  How crazy is that? I was like, is that, I honestly, it crossed my mind.

• 26:42Tig Notaro?

  Truly like, that is a bold move from Carrie Russell.

• 26:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 26:47Fortune Feimster?

  Wow, I know Carrie Russell really is putting it out there.

• 26:50Tig Notaro?

  She's flirting like crazy.

• 26:53Fortune Feimster?

  Flirting.

• 26:54Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 26:55Fortune Feimster?

  It's flagrant.

• 26:56Tig Notaro?

  I asked Stephanie how she felt. I was like, when, when May sent that picture, I was like, how do you feel? Knowing Carrie Russell is being this blatant?

• 27:07Mae Martin?

  And what's she saying?

• 27:09Tig Notaro?

  She said she's not, she's not scared. She knows she's got my attention, but, um,

• 27:14Mae Martin?

  You can't ruffle Stephanie. You can't make her jealous. You can't ruffle her. She's like,

• 27:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you can't ruffle her, but, um, Carrie's gonna do, Carrie's gonna carry.

• 27:22Fortune Feimster?

  Carrie's gonna carry. We all know that about Carrie.

• 27:25Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. Who knows Carrie better than us? Okay?

• 27:28Mae Martin?

  Exactly, yeah.

• 27:29Fortune Feimster?

  Do you, do you or Stephanie ever get jealous? Or y'all, is that ever happen?

• 27:36Tig Notaro?

  I mean, sure, there's moments where, I mean, I can't say that it, we, we, I, we, I cannot say we have a jealous relationship. There's definitely not that at all. But there's certainly moments in our relationship where it's like,

• 27:51Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what's this connection?

• 27:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:53Tig Notaro?

  Or what's this excitement? Or, um, and then, you know,

• 27:57Fortune Feimster?

  You seem a little too happy right now.

• 28:01Tig Notaro?

  Excuse me. Look over here. But, um, yeah, I don't know.

• 28:08Fortune Feimster?

  I think a little healthy bit dose of it here and there. There's nothing wrong with that, as long as it's not like a thing. Which I don't, y'all don't strike me that at all. No.

• 28:18Mae Martin?

  Have a sense of humor about it. It's kind of nice. I kind of like it when someone gets a bit, is like, huh, like a sort of,

• 28:24Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, they really like me.

• 28:26Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 28:27Mae Martin?

  The worst is when your partner or someone you're dating is jealous of a friend of yours or something and they,

• 28:34Fortune Feimster?

  And there's like nothing there.

• 28:36Mae Martin?

  Or they're like actually cold to that friend in a group set and you're like, yeah, that's the worst.

• 28:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 28:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Has that happened where in past relationships where you couldn't like hang out with that friend as much as a result?

• 28:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, there was a friend where I was, this is a long, long time ago, different, long, different relationship, but where, yeah, if they were both at a party, I'd be talking to this friend and then my girlfriend at the time would like come over and interrupt or like take me away. And it was so embarrassing because there was nothing there and the friend was like, okay.

• 29:10Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 29:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 29:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's spin.

• 29:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, let's spin.

• 29:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's spin. Yeah, that's not a fun way to live, that jealous vibe. And I just think about younger, younger years where I think my own insecurity, I tried to probably make people jealous or like give my attention to somebody else or, you know, that just that kind of like young twenties type stuff. And I know not everyone does that, but I feel like I was guilty of that at times where I wasn't taking a relationship as seriously. And then I would, Give attention elsewhere. I don't know.

• 29:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Tig Notaro?

  Not anything I'm proud of or would do now.

• 29:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah. But when it comes down to it, when you're like, but if we weren't together, could you have an actual life with that person? Like, once you're, you know, because everyone's, we're gonna be attracted to lots of different people. But I, you, once you feel secure and like, well, we've built something here. That's not disposable, then, yeah.

• 30:15Tig Notaro?

  And I, I feel like I, I try to check in with myself and in my relationship where I, I'm like, don't get on, you know, autopilot.

• 30:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:29Tig Notaro?

  Not that I have to always remind myself, but every now and then I'll be like, I got a good thing. I gotta like, really nurture this.

• 30:36Fortune Feimster?

  You gotta water that plant.

• 30:38Tig Notaro?

  I gotta water that plant. Yeah.

• 30:42Mae Martin?

  God, this podcast.

• 30:43Fortune Feimster?

  Plant. I mean vagina.

• 30:49Fortune Feimster?

  Did you guys, did you?

• 30:51Mae Martin?

  I'm waiting for Tim to say it.

• 30:53Fortune Feimster?

  Did your screen freeze?

• 30:54Tig Notaro?

  I, I don't even know what to do with you at this point. I don't even know what to do with you.

• 31:01Fortune Feimster?

  Happy Pride.

• 31:02Tig Notaro?

  You can't get out of every, every situation with, it's Pride Month. You do that at Christmas.

• 31:10Fortune Feimster?

  It's the one month I can get away with this.

• 31:13Mae Martin?

  I've been waiting, I was waiting for a Fortune Marie, but.

• 31:16Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie.

• 31:17Mae Martin?

  There we go. Yeah.

• 31:19Fortune Feimster?

  In Dublin, they had pride flags all over the city. That was pretty cool.

• 31:23Tig Notaro?

  That doesn't get you out of trouble with me, though.

• 31:27Fortune Feimster?

  That's fine.

• 31:35Mae Martin?

  I love Dublin.

• 31:36Fortune Feimster?

  But I thought that was very progressive of them.

• 31:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Mae Martin?

  I took my parents to Dublin, actually.

• 31:41Fortune Feimster?

  The airports. Oh, yeah? How was that?

• 31:44Mae Martin?

  I took them to an escape room. It was their first ever escape room and they could not wrap their head around the fact that they were on the same, that we were all on the same team, trying to get out of this room together. It was like, like my mom would find a clue and be like, and like hide it from my dad and be like, I'm working on this one. I, I found the code. I know, I'm not going to give it to you. It was like, no, we're trying to all get out on a clock.

• 32:03Fortune Feimster?

  We're all.

• 32:04Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I didn't know you do that in a group.

• 32:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you're, you're, uh, and that, which is nice because some people have different skills.

• 32:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:13Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, where, you know, some people are better at clues and some people are better at like searching for things.

• 32:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 32:19Fortune Feimster?

  I passed by one in Berlin on the way to my show and I thought about you, May, but I was like, well, there's no way I could do it in Berlin because it'd probably be in German and I would definitely get stuck the entire time.

• 32:32Mae Martin?

  Oh, man, there's some in, in like Eastern Europe, that's where escape rooms started. And there's some that are really dark and immersive where it's like you're in an abandoned insane asylum and there's live actors and yeah, I would pay anything to watch you and your mom try to escape a room. Not in a, not a really scary one, but.

• 32:52Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know if I could count on her for much.

• 32:55Mae Martin?

  It's not.

• 32:55Fortune Feimster?

  Cause even in a hotel, we'd be in a hotel room and she like, I don't know how to work the lights. And I was like, I said, well, did you, did you put, did you push the button? No, I just know, I don't know how to work them. I go, can you just try? Like, can you just like turn the knob and see what happens?

• 33:14Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 33:18Fortune Feimster?

  So she just like, wouldn't even touch it. She'd be like, I don't know how to do it.

• 33:22Mae Martin?

  Did you share a hotel room?

• 33:24Fortune Feimster?

  God, no.

• 33:25Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 33:26Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, I'm sure I broke even on my tour because of it, but I, uh, I need, if I'm, I was so, it was so much traveling. Uh, I needed to sleep and us sharing a room would not have provided that to me.

• 33:42Tig Notaro?

  So you could have easily gone to sleep in your room and your mom could have been up all night with her lights on bright and her shades open, not knowing how to work anything.

• 33:51Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. So I, we got separate rooms.

• 33:55Tig Notaro?

  Now I have to go back. May.

• 33:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 33:58Tig Notaro?

  What would you give? To see me alone getting out of an escape room that was spooky.

• 34:06Mae Martin?

  I know that you have some claustrophobia and I would, I would.

• 34:09Tig Notaro?

  A lot.

• 34:10Mae Martin?

  A lot. So if you curled up in a ball and just were trying to wait it out, that would be so heartbreaking to see. I'd like to see the three of us try to get out or, or you and Stephanie and Max and Finn would be pretty funny. Cause I feel like Max and Finn would be incredible.

• 34:25Tig Notaro?

  So wait, you're locked in a room?

• 34:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're locked in. Well.

• 34:28Fortune Feimster?

  But it's not like a tiny room, is it?

• 34:30Mae Martin?

  No.

• 34:31Tig Notaro?

  Any size room, any size room.

• 34:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're not.

• 34:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you don't want to.

• 34:33Tig Notaro?

  Any windows?

• 34:35Mae Martin?

  No, usually not. No, no.

• 34:37Tig Notaro?

  Never mind. You couldn't hate me.

• 34:38Mae Martin?

  Often the room that you'll, there'll be like a bookcase and then you'll solve a clue and the bookcase opens. There's a whole other room. That was odd though.

• 34:46Fortune Feimster?

  Sorry, man. What about the bookcase?

• 34:49Mae Martin?

  Oh, just like usually the room leads to other rooms and things like that.

• 34:52Tig Notaro?

  If you can get out.

• 34:54Mae Martin?

  So you're never going to do one with?

• 34:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, no.

• 34:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I always really respect, who, I forget who it was I texted, maybe, maybe it was Alison Brie and yeah, Dave Franco. And I said, do you guys want to do an escape room? And she was like, I can't think of anything worse. No. She was like.

• 35:12Fortune Feimster?

  I love her honesty.

• 35:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And I was like, she was like, I can't think of anything I want to do less than be locked in a room. In a high pressure environment. I was like, great. Thank you for honesty.

• 35:22Fortune Feimster?

  Coffee it is.

• 35:25Tig Notaro?

  See you at the coffee bean.

• 35:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh man. Well, should we get to our question?

• 35:30Mae Martin?

  Yes, I'm excited. I love this band. I met them at the Junos. Just a few months ago when I was hosting and we got, we did a little bit together where I was kind of, the dynamic was me like pathetically trying to become a part of their band.

• 35:47Fortune Feimster?

  Their band's pretty cool.

• 35:48Mae Martin?

  They're cool as hell.

• 35:50Fortune Feimster?

  Real cool. They got, they got two queer members and two straighties.

• 35:54Mae Martin?

  Love that. Love that.

• 35:56Tig Notaro?

  That's like us.

• 35:57Mae Martin?

  I know. Exactly. Yeah, me and Thomas are straight. Oh no, you're straight. Sorry. Yeah.

• 36:02Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 36:06Fortune Feimster?

  Today's question is brought to you by AT&T.

• 36:09Mae Martin?

  Today's question askers are a Canadian rock band who've won multiple Juno Awards, including the past three years in a row for Music Group of the Year. Their latest album is titled No Hard Feelings. The Beaches are asking today's question.

• 36:24Fortune Feimster?

  I will say about their band, they're very popular, but they're having a cool, like, boost right now because of this show called Off Campus. I think I told May about it.

• 36:37Mae Martin?

  Let me fill Tigg in. This is Fortune's new favorite show because it's hot, college-age people having drama and fucking. And you know, Fortune loves like a glossy sort of youth drama.

• 36:51Tig Notaro?

  I know Fortune loves a charcuterie board. So this is like college charcuterie?

• 36:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I watched it all. It's a hockey team and they're, you know, just up to the things that you're up.

• 37:04Tig Notaro?

  Already?

• 37:05Fortune Feimster?

  No, that's a gay, that was a gay hockey show. This is straight, uh, guys in college. Yeah. And they're just like boning and it's fun. And yeah, everyone's good looking and it's the hot new show right now. And Beaches had a song on it that's like popped off, as the kids say. G Flip, friend of the pod, also had a song, "Pop Off." Um, and so I love seeing, uh, these queer folks, uh, getting, um, this mainstream success. It's very cool. But yeah, that's the hot show right now, guys. I just have my finger on the pulse of pop culture. I don't know what to tell you.

• 37:48Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I also watched the entire series of my, The Summer I Turned Pretty.

• 37:54Tig Notaro?

  I'm still enjoying my new life of waking up from a coma every day when I'm not on, now that I'm not on social media.

• 38:02Mae Martin?

  I just don't know what the hell's going on.

• 38:04Tig Notaro?

  I don't know what's happening and it's a blast.

• 38:06Mae Martin?

  Who's popping off and who's not popping off?

• 38:08Tig Notaro?

  I don't know what's popping on or off.

• 38:09Fortune Feimster?

  I will say this, the girl that's very popular in the show, her name in real life is Mika. And next season's gonna be focused on her character. I played her mom. Margaret Cho and I played her lesbian moms in a movie called Sex Appeal. And I had never played a mom before and I did not know how to do this or to relate or to be motherly. So my version of trying to be nurturing to my on-screen daughter was I would buy her a latte in the morning and I would be like, here you go. And that, I thought that was my

• 38:49Fortune Feimster?

  my being motherly nurturing, so.

• 38:51Tig Notaro?

  Here's your coffee drink. I love you.

• 38:54Fortune Feimster?

  She's awesome. I'm so happy for her that she's having this, this success. It's really cool. Anywho.

• 39:00Tig Notaro?

  Anywhils.

• 39:02Mae Martin?

  We haven't heard the question yet.

• 39:03Fortune Feimster?

  We haven't. No.

• 39:06Fortune Feimster?

  Shout out to the Beaches and Off Campus.

• 39:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and all their popping off with their pop offs.

• 39:10Fortune Feimster?

  Everyone's popping off.

• 39:12Mae Martin?

  When are we gonna pop off?

• 39:13Fortune Feimster?

  Just like vaginas.

• 39:15Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Jesus.

• 39:17Mae Martin?

  Fortune free.

• 39:18Tig Notaro?

  Fortune free.

• 39:21Speaker 07

  Hey, it's the Beaches. I'm Leandra. I'm Eliza. I'm Jordan and this is Conan. I'm Kylie and our question for you is, what is your favorite queer bar?

• 39:30Fortune Feimster?

  Ooh. Queer bar. Well, I will say, there's not many, uh, I know they say queer bar, but as far as lesbian bars, there ain't many in the US.

• 39:42Mae Martin?

  It's crazy. There's actual like stats of how they're all shut down.

• 39:46Fortune Feimster?

  Or something, right?

• 39:47Mae Martin?

  Crazy, yeah. My friend's opening one.

• 39:50Fortune Feimster?

  Good.

• 39:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, in like, South Carolina. Yeah.

• 39:54Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 39:54Fortune Feimster?

  I have a number of favorites.

• 39:57Mae Martin?

  And they have a dog called Conan. The Beaches have a dog called Conan. Let's.

• 40:02Fortune Feimster?

  I love it.

• 40:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:03Fortune Feimster?

  What's your favorite, Tig?

• 40:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:06Tig Notaro?

  Well, when I first moved to Los Angeles, I got a job at Little Frida's Coffee Shop, which is where they had a night, or not nightly, a Thursday night stand-up show. And so I thought if I work behind the coffee bar, I can be sure to be around to get on that stage. And, uh, and then it just also ended up becoming my, you know, door to.

• 40:35Tig Notaro?

  A social life and right across the street from Little Frida's Coffee Shop was the Normandy Room. Did you ever go there?

• 40:42Fortune Feimster?

  I remember that, yeah.

• 40:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, the Normandy Room was just like so low key. They had two pool tables and like a bar and maybe a jukebox. Like it just was that's it. There was no dance floor. It's really just sit at the bar, have a drink, play pool.

• 41:01Fortune Feimster?

  Very chill.

• 41:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, real chill. So it was, um, it was just part of my routine of, um, even after I didn't work at Little Frida's, the Normandy Room was the bar that I liked to go to because it was, it was very tiny.

• 41:16Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 41:17Tig Notaro?

  And, and very.

• 41:18Fortune Feimster?

  Damp lit and.

• 41:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it was just such a perfect little, I don't even know if it would, I don't know that it's a dive bar, but it just kind of had a similar vibe to a little hole in the wall kind of place. And it wasn't over the top at all. Loved it.

• 41:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it was a good one.

• 41:37Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 41:38Mae Martin?

  How about you Fortune?

• 41:39Fortune Feimster?

  Ah, well, my favorite queer bar used to be, these are all in the past. Uh, Oil Can Harry's in LA was like

• 41:47Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 41:48Fortune Feimster?

  my Mecca for many years. It was a gay country western bar.

• 41:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 41:52Fortune Feimster?

  That was there for decades and I still am sad it no longer exists, but.

• 41:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's wild.

• 41:58Fortune Feimster?

  I would country line dance and two step there for years. And seeing those beautiful gay men twirl each other around was like breathtaking. Uh, I think that Dallas has a one called Stampede, so I'll have to check that out. But you know, as far as let, there's, I love a couple of lesbian bars. The Cubby Hole in New York, really cool bar, very, uh, very, very tiny.

• 42:24Tig Notaro?

  That's still open.

• 42:25Fortune Feimster?

  That's still open, yeah. I believe Henrietta's as well. Uh, so I love seeing that there's a space like that. The, May, you went to the Nashville one that's really cool Lipstick Lounge.

• 42:37Mae Martin?

  I loved that. I, I should, I might say, I might say that one, yeah, my two favorites are also close. Yeah, in Nashville, yeah.

• 42:45Fortune Feimster?

  I karaoke'd with Thomas.

• 42:48Mae Martin?

  And the actor from, um. Orange is the New Black was there, Laura Prepon. That was, yeah, I really liked that bar.

• 42:56Fortune Feimster?

  That's a good one. Nashville also has, I don't know if it's still there, but Play was a really good one. Fun, a lot of fun drag shows.

• 43:05Tig Notaro?

  Salt Lake City, weirdly enough. You're really nice around.

• 43:08Mae Martin?

  Yes, seriously, you're getting around.

• 43:10Fortune Feimster?

  On tour, I've toured for 17 years. Back in my single days, I would always go to the gay bars.

• 43:16Tig Notaro?

  I've toured longer than that and I didn't go there.

• 43:19Fortune Feimster?

  You're just a real fuddy duddy, aren't you?

• 43:21Tig Notaro?

  I really am, I guess. So forced, taking walks and looking for vegan food.

• 43:27Mae Martin?

  So would you go like, sit at the bar and like, see who's around?

• 43:32Fortune Feimster?

  Back in my Chelsea lately days, people would, you know, because Chelsea was a vibe, like a party vibe, drinking vibe.

• 43:39Tig Notaro?

  Wait, Chelsea Handler?

• 43:41Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, I know, that's hard to believe.

• 43:43Tig Notaro?

  Interesting.

• 43:43Fortune Feimster?

  People would come to our, any of our shows that were on the show, expecting us to want to like, throw down. Now, I'm, I'm not a big throw downer, but those, I was, back then, I was single and, you know, on a, there for the weekend, doing shows. And so usually, people would come to the shows and be like, come to the gay bar. And I would just be like, why not? So I don't really do that much at all. And it's been many years since I've done that. But back in my day, I, and I would love to go to drag, drag shows were my favorite. I would love to go to like, the, the local gay, gay bar and see a drag show. So yeah, I hit up the, the gay bar in Salt Lake City. I believe it's closed now, but, um, cause some of them kind of come and go and others are institutions. It just really depends. But, you know, that's why our community, it's important

• 44:28Fortune Feimster?

  for us to, to support these spaces.

• 44:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah. My two favorites, like in my twenties that were really, there was a bar called The Beaver in Toronto.

• 44:37Fortune Feimster?

  Love it.

• 44:38Tig Notaro?

  May.

• 44:39Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 44:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, May Marie.

• 44:42Mae Martin?

  May, it was so good.

• 44:44Tig Notaro?

  Beaver Marie.

• 44:45Mae Martin?

  And it was really, maybe it was just the time of my life that I was at, but it felt like, it was like, kind of grungy and they would have cool events and people were always like, fucking in the bathroom or fights would happen. Like it was a little, it was great. And they had a little back patio and you could, uh, Hang out there. So I missed that that closed. But there's a lot of pictures of me with very plucked eyebrows and very skinny jeans and bleached hair, just being like, hey, what's up in like a plaid shirt, like a little.

• 45:15Tig Notaro?

  Sounds like me.

• 45:19Tig Notaro?

  Can I just say, speaking of a plaid shirt?

• 45:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:22Tig Notaro?

  I went and got a massage the other day in Toronto. And I go in in my just regular black and white flannel. Okay.

• 45:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:33Tig Notaro?

  I'm in Canada.

• 45:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:35Tig Notaro?

  Right? I go in to get a massage. A gay guy is behind the counter and he's, and he goes, oh, my God, I love your sweater. And I was like, this is, I was like, this is a flannel. And he was like, I love it. Isn't that a very common look in Canada? The red and black?

• 45:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, maybe he like recognized you and sort of didn't know what to know.

• 46:03Tig Notaro?

  No, maybe. And he didn't realize he recognized me, but he could not get over my quote unquote sweater. I was like, I love that. How am I not the epitome of a gay guy's joke about a lesbian? That I walk in in a flannel and he's trying to make it a sweater. Anyway, it was very bizarre. Go ahead. Back to gay bars.

• 46:24Mae Martin?

  Well, that one's, yeah, that one's closed now. So yeah, I'm gonna go Nashville Lipstick Lounge. But that feeling when you first come out and you first go to like, yeah, where, where you can fully be yourself. And you know that there's a real chance that people are pulling and hooking up. And it's like, oh, my God, it's not like, yeah, like pulling, you know, you can pull someone.

• 46:46Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay, I see.

• 46:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Because otherwise you go to a bar and it's like, all right, is there, who else is here?

• 46:54Tig Notaro?

  There is a lesbian bar in Austin, when I lived there called Hollywood.

• 46:59Fortune Feimster?

  Hollywood.

• 47:01Tig Notaro?

  Hollywood.

• 47:04Fortune Feimster?

  I'm trying to think where else I've been. Uh, San Francisco, one had a, something called Lookout. I like that one. Uh, oh, the Stonewall Inn in New York is very iconic, obviously, from our, our history.

• 47:20Tig Notaro?

  Sure.

• 47:22Fortune Feimster?

  Um, oh, and Chicago has a really great gay scene, because they have a whole area called Boys Town. That's their gay area. And, uh, Sidetracks is a very popular gay bar there that's really fun.

• 47:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is Wild Fortune. This is, you've listed like fifty.

• 47:39Fortune Feimster?

  I know, because I support our community. Come on now.

• 47:42Tig Notaro?

  I support our community, but, you know.

• 47:45Fortune Feimster?

  You're not supporting them like I do.

• 47:47Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 47:49Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, also in Chicago, there's, these lesbians that I'm friends with own a tavern called Whiskey Girl Tavern. Shout out to them. Um, and that's a great place to hang too.

• 47:59Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:00Fortune Feimster?

  Um, there's a lot of great places. I think, I just, you know, I, even though I'm older and I don't hang out at the bars as much. Oh, Atlanta has, um, has, uh, uh, Something Mary's. Oh, let me look it up, because I like that one a lot, too.

• 48:16Tig Notaro?

  They should call a bar Something Mary's, because it'll sound like you're trying to remember the name every time.

• 48:21Fortune Feimster?

  Something Mary's.

• 48:23Tig Notaro?

  Let's go to Something Mary's.

• 48:24Fortune Feimster?

  I think it's just called Mary's. Um, but that one's really great. Uh, but yeah, I just, you know, I liked it when I was on tour, because it just was always such a positive, great vibe. Like, it was always like, um, happy and like, accepting, and you felt safe, and, um.

• 48:43Mae Martin?

  There's a bar called High Tops in LA. You can pull.

• 48:47Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, High Tops.

• 48:47Mae Martin?

  High Tops in LA, it's like, yeah, High Tops is like a queer sports bar, like a lesbian sports bar, which is cool.

• 48:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Akbar has a great stand-up show that for years that Bruce Daniels and Aaron Foley have produced. That's a really great one. I, that's where I came up.

• 49:05Tig Notaro?

  I've never done that.

• 49:06Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, it's, it was iconic. It's where I kind of cut my teeth with stand-up. And back then, it would be like Karen Kilgariff, and Wanda Sykes, and, uh, Paige Hurwitz.

• 49:16Tig Notaro?

  And that show still happens at Akbar?

• 49:18Fortune Feimster?

  I believe it's, maybe not every week, but it still happens, yeah. I just saw Wanda there a couple of months ago.

• 49:24Tig Notaro?

  Doing an open mic?

• 49:26Fortune Feimster?

  Just, yeah, working out material. It's a great place to work stuff out, but there are so many great bars. I don't want to bring it down, but my very, very first headliner gig.

• 49:38Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, after um, last comic standing was at Pulse Orlando.

• 49:43Tig Notaro?

  No way. Wow, wow.

• 49:45Fortune Feimster?

  Really incredible club. The owners were so nice. And right before what happened, I had run into one of the owners at um, a human rights campaign event in Columbus and they're like, you gotta come, come back. And I was like, yeah. And it was like months later all that happened, which I, that experience really rocked me just because of, you know, for gay people.

• 50:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:11Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, in general, it's terrible, but like for gay people, the gay bars were our only space for so many decades for, you know, gay people to be able to be themselves, to be out, to like, love freely, because for so long you couldn't. And

• 50:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:28Fortune Feimster?

  So that, so the, a gay bar, a gay space was like, that is our, our, our little, um, that's for us, you know, that's our thing.

• 50:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:36Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and then obviously over the years, it's evolved and now you got a lot of straight bachelorette parties at these gay bars.

• 50:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 50:44Fortune Feimster?

  It's a whole different scene.

• 50:47Tig Notaro?

  You know, I was actually-

• 50:48Fortune Feimster?

  Some cool places.

• 50:49Tig Notaro?

  I was just in Orlando um, for an event and they were, you know, it was-

• 50:55Fortune Feimster?

  Memorializing.

• 50:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. It was uh, it was really intense, uh, beautiful.

• 51:03Mae Martin?

  When that happened, I went to a vigil in Toronto in the, in the gay district for Pulse. And I forgot about my favorite queer bar in the world.

• 51:13Fortune Feimster?

  Is it Sweaty Betty's?

• 51:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Sweaty Betty's on Ozzington. And uh, that's tiny and glows red and there, it's like, they, they are really generous with their pores and I have a lot of first dates there.

• 51:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I love that. They're also-

• 51:28Tig Notaro?

  Any last dates there?

• 51:30Mae Martin?

  I'm sure. First and last.

• 51:33Fortune Feimster?

  I do like that the lesbians are starting to open up more of those sports bars. That's starting to be more of a thing. And I think a lot of them are doing well.

• 51:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, because lesbians notoriously don't go out, um, especially after they couple up. And that's

• 51:51Mae Martin?

  What do you mean?

• 51:52Fortune Feimster?

  So, I mean, it's, it is true that once lesbians find a partner, they stop going out. They get cozy. They wanna, you know, be at home and cook dinner and watch movies and cuddle and just gay it up, you know, and they don't go, cause they would go to the bars trying to find somebody. And so I, that is part of why a lot of the lesbian bars don't end up surviving.

• 52:18Mae Martin?

  But sports.

• 52:20Fortune Feimster?

  Sports?

• 52:21Mae Martin?

  Well, that's where, that's where their learning is kinda the niche there is that lesbians, even in a couple, still love sports.

• 52:29Tig Notaro?

  See, now I'm not gonna be able to, I'm not gonna be able to get Stephanie to come home.

• 52:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 52:36Tig Notaro?

  A sports bar.

• 52:37Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I'll tell you this, that High Tops bar that May mentioned serves corn dogs.

• 52:42Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 52:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 52:44Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 52:46Fortune Feimster?

  I don't need, uh, if I'm going there for anything, it's a corn dog.

• 52:50Mae Martin?

  I just went there for Alana Johnston's birthday and, uh, it was perfect. It wasn't too crowded and it was, no one was really dancing. And then a Spice Girls song came on and we all just intensely danced for just the duration of that song, then sat down, kept going with our convos.

• 53:06Tig Notaro?

  What was the song?

• 53:08Mae Martin?

  Uh, Spice of Your Life.

• 53:09Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 53:10Mae Martin?

  Come to the world, Spice of Your Life, everybody, everybody goes.

• 53:13Tig Notaro?

  Never heard it. Now, um, should we hear, uh, their, their answer?

• 53:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 53:20Mae Martin?

  I'll just say I'm really excited for the World Cup soccer.

• 53:22Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. The World Cup is very exciting.

• 53:25Mae Martin?

  We, we gotta watch.

• 53:27Fortune Feimster?

  Are you gonna go to any games?

• 53:28Mae Martin?

  I don't, I think I prefer to watch it at, at home. I can see the sweat on me.

• 53:33Tig Notaro?

  You gotta go to the lesbian bar and watch it there.

• 53:35Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah. That's actually a great idea to do that.

• 53:39Tig Notaro?

  Thank you.

• 53:40Mae Martin?

  When it gets down to the finals especially, yeah.

• 53:42Fortune Feimster?

  There is nothing, I, the men's World Cup is exciting, but for me, I'm a huge women's soccer fan. And when it is World Cup time or Olympic time, I am up in one of those bars. Hardcore. I love it. I'm a person that wakes up at like 5:30 in the morning to see them play.

• 53:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 54:00Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm. Anyway.

• 54:03Mae Martin?

  Let's hear what the beaches.

• 54:04Fortune Feimster?

  I've been real chatty today, sorry.

• 54:06Mae Martin?

  I love it.

• 54:07Tig Notaro?

  Lord, you sure have.

• 54:11Tig Notaro?

  You've been stuck in Europe, no one speaks your language.

• 54:15Fortune Feimster?

  No one to talk to but myself and my mom for two weeks.

• 54:20Tig Notaro?

  Wait, when did you get home?

• 54:22Fortune Feimster?

  Like, three days ago.

• 54:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay, yeah, we really took the brunt of it. All right, let's hear.

• 54:31Tig Notaro?

  Let's hear their answer.

• 54:32Speaker 07

  We have a couple of favorites. New York, Ginger's, LA, Honey's, Toronto, $3 bill.

• 54:38Mae Martin?

  I have a story about Honey's that when, you want to hear it?

• 54:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, sure.

• 54:44Mae Martin?

  Please.

• 54:45Fortune Feimster?

  Come at us.

• 54:47Mae Martin?

  When I was first dating Parv and I was like, I want to take her to like a queer party and I took her to Honey's and it was so crowded and hot and, but it was fun there. But I guess we were dancing a bit, we made out a bit and then we ended up leaving. That night, Parv got a DM from a stranger that was like, hi Parvati, I hate to be the one to tell you this, um, this is going to be hard to hear, but I saw May making out with someone at Honey's tonight. And Parv was like, yeah, that was me, you weirdo. Yeah.

• 55:20Tig Notaro?

  I can't believe she wrote back.

• 55:22Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 55:24Mae Martin?

  I think I was like, write her back.

• 55:26Fortune Feimster?

  You were getting, you were getting checked.

• 55:29Mae Martin?

  I know, like, yeah, yeah.

• 55:32Fortune Feimster?

  That's hilarious. They're like, you better not be up to any bad stuff.

• 55:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that could have been like a Shakespearean misunderstanding.

• 55:41Tig Notaro?

  Nothing worse than a Shakespearean misunderstanding. There is truly nothing. Man, fortune, you hear me? Misunderstanding, good lord, no thank you.

• 55:55Mae Martin?

  Or remember when Romeo didn't get that letter explaining?

• 55:58Tig Notaro?

  Do I remember?

• 56:00Fortune Feimster?

  He died as a result.

• 56:02Mae Martin?

  They both died.

• 56:04Fortune Feimster?

  And there was just one big misunderstanding, Shakespearean misunderstanding.

• 56:09Tig Notaro?

  Shakespearean misunderstanding, merch alert.

• 56:16Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you guys.

• 56:17Tig Notaro?

  Is that a saying? Wait, is that a saying? A Shakespearean misunderstanding?

• 56:22Mae Martin?

  I don't think so. It's just a trend.

• 56:24Tig Notaro?

  It is now, kid. It is now.

• 56:26Fortune Feimster?

  I haven't heard of. I haven't heard of gingers in New York or $3 bill in Toronto. Have you? Do you know of $3 bill in Toronto?

• 56:34Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 56:36Mae Martin?

  Tig, go tonight.

• 56:37Fortune Feimster?

  And by the way, the phrase is queer. Am I as queer as a $2 bill? Is that what they used to say?

• 56:44Tig Notaro?

  No, queer is a $3 bill.

• 56:46Fortune Feimster?

  It was three? I thought it was two.

• 56:49Tig Notaro?

  No, two and not queer, because they exist.

• 56:52Mae Martin?

  Do they?

• 56:53Tig Notaro?

  Wait, is it a two or three? Thomas, can you?

• 56:56Fortune Feimster?

  I do it not queer.

• 56:58Tig Notaro?

  Can you Google that up?

• 56:59Fortune Feimster?

  Three queer, queer than a $2. I thought it was.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  It's $3 bill because there's no such thing as a $3.

• 57:07Tig Notaro?

  Well, whatever.

• 57:08Fortune Feimster?

  Whatever.

• 57:09Tig Notaro?

  Does that mean that queer people, that we're not? There's no such thing as us?

• 57:18Tig Notaro?

  And you take it.

• 57:19Mae Martin?

  I'm queerer than a $3 bill.

• 57:21Tig Notaro?

  So $3 bills don't exist and therefore we don't either. We need to drop that saying.

• 57:26Fortune Feimster?

  Well, Tig, I think that after your vegan meal tonight, you should walk over to $3 bill, wherever it is.

• 57:34Tig Notaro?

  What would that be like?

• 57:36Mae Martin?

  Go in your flannel sweater. You'd be like.

• 57:39Tig Notaro?

  But I mean, what would happen if I just went in alone to the $3 bill?

• 57:45Mae Martin?

  You'd be mobbed.

• 57:46Fortune Feimster?

  I'll have a, um, I'll just have a water.

• 57:51Tig Notaro?

  No ice?

• 57:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you go, can someone else order a glass of wine? I'll have a sip.

• 57:57Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 57:59Fortune Feimster?

  You know, we all have our lanes.

• 58:01Tig Notaro?

  We do. And I'm forever stuck in mine. Uh, gladly, though.

• 58:06Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you're happy. That's all that matters.

• 58:09Tig Notaro?

  Happily in my.

• 58:10Fortune Feimster?

  Listen, I'm too old to be hanging out at the gay bars all the time.

• 58:14Tig Notaro?

  But no one can stop you.

• 58:16Fortune Feimster?

  Not even the gay bars, any bar. I walk into a bar now and it's so loud and I'm just like, oh my god.

• 58:22Tig Notaro?

  You know, we have to put on the list is a top secret camera situation that follows each of us separately, alone into a gay bar.

• 58:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my god, yeah.

• 58:34Tig Notaro?

  And see how that goes down.

• 58:36Fortune Feimster?

  That would be pretty funny, actually.

• 58:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it would be so funny. Why isn't somebody making a TV show of our list?

• 58:45Fortune Feimster?

  Tig just walks in and walks right back out.

• 58:49Fortune Feimster?

  May surrounded by people.

• 58:52Tig Notaro?

  I did this, uh, venue, where was I? Albany. There's in Albany. And the venue is called The Egg. And, um.

• 59:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, I've been there.

• 59:02Tig Notaro?

  You perform there. Okay, so the guy, this guy was like, have you, have you been to The Egg? And I said, I don't know. And he said, oh, you would know. It's in the shape of an egg. And I said, well, honestly, sir, I do feel like I could wander in and out of an egg and not even realize it. So, um.

• 59:23Tig Notaro?

  But when I did leave the show, because I came in, you know, some weird back entrance and, you know, nothing looked too weird inside. And then I walked out the front door when I left. And I looked back and I was like, well, be damned, that is the shape of an egg.

• 59:38Fortune Feimster?

  It is.

• 59:39Tig Notaro?

  Really, really great crowds there.

• 59:41Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm.

• 59:42Tig Notaro?

  But anyway.

• 59:43Fortune Feimster?

  Anyhoosers.

• 59:44Tig Notaro?

  Anyhoosers. Uh, it was wonderful to see you all. And, um.

• 59:48Fortune Feimster?

  Wonderful to see you.

• 59:50Tig Notaro?

  Head on out to Colorado Springs on July 16th to see me. I'll be also in, um, Calgary. I'll be in Oklahoma City, Cincinnati, uh, Charleston, West Virginia.

• 1:00:06Tig Notaro?

  Fresno, Napa, all the big cities of the United States and Canada right now.

• 1:00:13Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:00:14Tig Notaro?

  Hitting those minor markets still. And man, the audiences are just so friendly and great. And I'm very thankful.

• 1:00:22Fortune Feimster?

  I am, just added a ton of new dates. And starting in August, I'm gonna be in West Hampton, New York. Then I'll be at the Foxwood Casino in Connecticut, Red Bank, New Jersey, Halifax, Canada. August 14, 15, Provincetown, Massachusetts, pretty gay there. Greenville, South Carolina, Wilmington, North Carolina, Boise, Portland, Oregon, Austin, Dayton, Durham, Denver, Louisville, a bunch of places are coming.

• 1:00:55Mae Martin?

  I just want people to come to Guelph on July 17, Guelph, Ontario. I'm gonna play my whole album with a band at Hillside Festival. And then on July 18th and 19th, I think, I'm I'm at, I'm in Yellowknife in the Northwest Territories.

• 1:01:15Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:01:15Mae Martin?

  If you've ever wanted to see that midnight sun, I'm gonna play the whole album there as well. So come, come hang out.

• 1:01:21Tig Notaro?

  Heck, yeah. Heck, yeah.

• 1:01:24Fortune Feimster?

  Heck, yeah.

• 1:01:25Tig Notaro?

  Also, make sure to rate, review, subscribe, YouTube, wherever you get your podcasts. And also check us out on Hulu. We are available the day before.

• 1:01:38Fortune Feimster?

  The day before our regular release.

• 1:01:40Tig Notaro?

  Yep. Check us out on Hulu.

• 1:01:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:43Tig Notaro?

  And also go to handsomepod.com for all of our wonderful merch. We do have some good ones.

• 1:01:48Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we do.

• 1:01:49Tig Notaro?

  And until next time.

• 1:01:51Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 1:01:55Tig Notaro?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune ThemeStar. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 1:02:19Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 1:02:22Speaker 06

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  And Hannah Simone.

• 1:02:25Speaker 06

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dogged.

• 1:02:46Speaker 00

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:02:59Speaker 06

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:03:10Speaker 00

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.