The Hunting Wives ask Handsome questions... LIVE!

LIVE from the Netflix is a Joke Festival, Brittany Snow and Malin Akerman dish about steamy scenes in "The Hunting Wives" and ask Tig, Mae and Fortune some questions! Enjoy this special bonus episode, Handsomes! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepod and Hulu https://www.hulu.com/series/b583d0bc-eeb0-4560-8b2b-5c8ae0248a19?play=false&utm_source=shared_linkThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a HeadGum Podcast.

• 0:05Mae Martin?

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• 0:19Tig Notaro?

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• 1:55Tig Notaro?

  Cheers.

• 2:05Fortune Feimster?

  What's up, you guys?

• 2:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what's up?

• 2:11Tig Notaro?

  Welcome to the Handsome Pods live show for the Netflix It's a Joe Comedy Festival.

• 2:18Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 2:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I apologize. I forgot to stand up here and wave for a little bit and I was just...

• 2:27Mae Martin?

  You went straight down.

• 2:28Tig Notaro?

  Yep, I saw my seat. And I went for it.

• 2:33Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, look at this sexy couch we have behind us.

• 2:36Mae Martin?

  Very nice.

• 2:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yes. Oh, man, we're gonna talk a lot on that couch.

• 2:42Mae Martin?

  We're gonna talk a lot. We have some beautiful whiskey here.

• 2:47Fortune Feimster?

  We have whiskey and what looks like a wine decanter.

• 2:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I've never seen this before. Yeah.

• 2:53Tig Notaro?

  Is that not supposed to be there?

• 2:55Mae Martin?

  No, I've never seen whiskey in a kind of globule.

• 2:59Tig Notaro?

  We're fancy.

• 3:00Mae Martin?

  Is that what you call that? A globule?

• 3:00Tig Notaro?

  What did you call it?

• 3:03Tig Notaro?

  Is that a globule?

• 3:04Mae Martin?

  Would you call that...

• 3:05Fortune Feimster?

  Is it a globule?

• 3:07Mae Martin?

  This is a globule.

• 3:10Tig Notaro?

  I feel like May is smarter than me, for sure.

• 3:14Mae Martin?

  Because I said globule?

• 3:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I've never heard that word. I feel like if you said it, I'd have to say Fortune Marie.

• 3:21Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, because it would have some sexual innuendo?

• 3:24Tig Notaro?

  Well, I feel like if I heard globule come out of your mouth, I'd be like, that's definitely sexual.

• 3:30Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 3:31Tig Notaro?

  But also, out of your mouth, too.

• 3:34Mae Martin?

  Well, I have to say, I don't think it's a real word.

• 3:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I can guarantee you it's not a real word.

• 3:43Tig Notaro?

  This is where I say I'm not as smart as you guys.

• 3:46Fortune Feimster?

  Speaking of globules. I was just snacking on a charcuterie board. And, yeah, you guys know... I love that. Put a little pocket cheese in there.

• 3:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:59Fortune Feimster?

  And, um.

• 4:00Tig Notaro?

  Keep in mind.

• 4:01Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 4:02Tig Notaro?

  Not all of the people here.

• 4:04Fortune Feimster?

  Listen to our podcast.

• 4:05Tig Notaro?

  Listen to our podcast.

• 4:06Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's true. Give us a cheer if you are here to see our amazing guests from The Hunting Wives.

• 4:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:13Mae Martin?

  Okay, yes. Because there were, when we arrived at the venue, there was a group of screaming teenage girls. And we were like, hey, yeah. And they were like, who are you?

• 4:23Tig Notaro?

  Okay, let's hear who's here to see handsome.

• 4:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, there we go.

• 4:30Tig Notaro?

  Okay, all right.

• 4:31Fortune Feimster?

  All right. They know about cheese in your pocket.

• 4:33Tig Notaro?

  Who's here to see both?

• 4:35Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 4:37Tig Notaro?

  Now, back to your charcuterie.

• 4:38Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I was just gonna remind everyone that you can't say the word charcuterie without the word cooter. That's right. If you learn nothing tonight, you'll remember that. And that's the kind of show we're about to have, y'all.

• 4:53Mae Martin?

  And tonight is about learning.

• 4:55Tig Notaro?

  Yes, tonight is about learning.

• 4:57Mae Martin?

  Yep.

• 4:57Tig Notaro?

  Globule.

• 4:58Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, this is our first time, uh, at The Wiltern as a pod. This is exciting.

• 5:04Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yes.

• 5:06Fortune Feimster?

  Tig, you wore your fanciest of outfits for this occasion.

• 5:11Fortune Feimster?

  May did have it on a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt.

• 5:15Mae Martin?

  I changed. I, I, because I saw how beautiful Mollin and Brittany look.

• 5:19Fortune Feimster?

  Mollin and Brittany look amazing.

• 5:20Mae Martin?

  I can't be wearing a, like, a crumpled Phantom of the Opera shirt.

• 5:25Fortune Feimster?

  If you guys want to know how gay this show is.

• 5:28Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 5:29Fortune Feimster?

  Right before we came out here, we were petting kittens.

• 5:35Fortune Feimster?

  Um, the, the ASPCA, uh, brought them, uh, to, to, uh, promote fostering kittens, so.

• 5:42Mae Martin?

  You gotta foster kittens, guys.

• 5:45Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, you have to.

• 5:47Tig Notaro?

  There was one that fell.

• 5:48Fortune Feimster?

  There's a kitten for everyone when you leave.

• 5:52Tig Notaro?

  There was a kitten that fell asleep on May's chest.

• 5:55Mae Martin?

  It was heaven. A tiny little black kitten. And it was doing like the long blinks. And then it slowly fell asleep. Oh, man.

• 6:04Tig Notaro?

  Fell asleep on your honey love bra.

• 6:06Mae Martin?

  Right on my honey love bra.

• 6:10Tig Notaro?

  We share one. We pass our honey love.

• 6:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, Tig and I share one bra. Yeah.

• 6:16Tig Notaro?

  And we keep it in the dumpster with my tits.

• 6:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Is that where you keep all tit-related paraphernalia?

• 6:22Tig Notaro?

  Well, that's all that's in there. Is a couple that sawed off tits and a honey.

• 6:26Mae Martin?

  And a honey love.

• 6:27Tig Notaro?

  I was gonna say honey nut bra, but that's cereal.

• 6:32Fortune Feimster?

  The people here for The Hunting Wives are like, what?

• 6:35Mae Martin?

  What is happening?

• 6:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but if you watch The Hunting Wives, this is fine, right?

• 6:43Mae Martin?

  Sure.

• 6:44Tig Notaro?

  A lot of tits and stuff.

• 6:46Fortune Feimster?

  There are tits in that show. I was a big fan.

• 6:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:51Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 6:52Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, Marie.

• 6:53Fortune Feimster?

  Come on. I like a Texas woman that starts scissoring.

• 7:05Fortune Feimster?

  And boy, do I have a lot of questions.

• 7:07Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 7:08Fortune Feimster?

  When Marlon and Brittany come out here.

• 7:10Mae Martin?

  I feel like an awkward teen, like an embarrassed teenager. Like, oh, guys, wait. Let's be careful with our questions.

• 7:19Tig Notaro?

  That feels like more of an awkward parent or grandparent.

• 7:22Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, that's true.

• 7:24Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know if you guys knew this, but our little cowboy just had a birthday. Yes.

• 7:32Fortune Feimster?

  Happy birthday, May.

• 7:34Tig Notaro?

  Are you 40?

• 7:35Mae Martin?

  No, I'm 39. How dare you.

• 7:37Tig Notaro?

  I'm sorry.

• 7:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, how dare you. We're both well past that.

• 7:41Mae Martin?

  Dare you. I'm gonna have a full breakdown when I turn 40, I think.

• 7:45Tig Notaro?

  I'm more than halfway to 100.

• 7:49Mae Martin?

  That's wild.

• 7:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 7:50Mae Martin?

  And you're old enough to go in a retirement home, is that right?

• 7:54Fortune Feimster?

  Tig is old enough to get a free soda at fast food restaurants.

• 7:59Mae Martin?

  I think it's because I've over identified with like

• 8:04Tig Notaro?

  Peter Pan.

• 8:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 8:08Tig Notaro?

  At some point, Peter Pan does turn 40.

• 8:11Mae Martin?

  I know. He turns into Robin Williams.

• 8:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:17Mae Martin?

  Did you find when you guys turned 40, people, like, your colleagues respected you more?

• 8:22Tig Notaro?

  I don't remember. I don't remember that far back. What about you?

• 8:27Mae Martin?

  I'm trying to think who my colleagues were when I was 40.

• 8:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I don't know if I've had colleagues. I just, I did, I did hope that when I turned 40, my colleagues would respect me. Do you say colleague, or is that? That's a May. Yeah, that's a May term.

• 8:43Mae Martin?

  That's not a May term. Colleagues.

• 8:46Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I've never heard that word until you said it.

• 8:48Mae Martin?

  Wait. What do you mean?

• 8:50Tig Notaro?

  Nobody's heard of colleagues. What is this word? Two against one.

• 8:53Mae Martin?

  Are you pranking me?

• 8:54Tig Notaro?

  Never heard of it. Never heard of colleagues. Never.

• 8:57Mae Martin?

  Is this a prank? Is it? Oh, my god.

• 9:01Tig Notaro?

  Also, by the way, is this an episode of Between Three Ferns?

• 9:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's what it feels like. Yeah. I did have my birthday recently.

• 9:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, right, right. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

• 9:22Mae Martin?

  This is what we want.

• 9:23Tig Notaro?

  Happy birthday, dear man. Happy birthday to you.

• 9:39Mae Martin?

  Yes. Thank you so much.

• 9:42Tig Notaro?

  And now we have a stripper.

• 9:44Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 9:46Tig Notaro?

  The Hunting Wives.

• 9:49Mae Martin?

  We have Magic Mike all come out.

• 9:51Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my god, a Magic Mike situation would be amazing.

• 9:54Mae Martin?

  Well, I really want to take a Magic Mike dancing class.

• 9:57Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah?

• 9:58Mae Martin?

  I want to do Magic Mike.

• 9:59Tig Notaro?

  Where they, like, grab us in the chair and, you know?

• 10:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I won't, I won't.

• 10:04Tig Notaro?

  Wedge it in there? I would love for them to pick me up in this chair.

• 10:10Tig Notaro?

  I'm like, do the- Pick me up on that couch. I know. You know, in the, I've heard that at the Live Vegas show, they put-

• 10:18Fortune Feimster?

  Put girls on the piano and like act like they're, you know. Right? Someone go away, "Yep, best night of my life."

• 10:28Tig Notaro?

  What do you mean you heard? Like, who are you talking to? I can't imagine.

• 10:33Fortune Feimster?

  I'm in a Magic Mike chatroom. You're on the Reddit threads.

• 10:37Tig Notaro?

  I cannot.

• 10:37Fortune Feimster?

  I live for their chatrooms.

• 10:41Tig Notaro?

  I truly cannot imagine ever ending up in a Magic Mike conversation.

• 10:46Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, it was.

• 10:47Mae Martin?

  You'd be amazed how often I do.

• 10:48Fortune Feimster?

  I believe it was Nikki Glaser who told me that.

• 10:51Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 10:52Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 10:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 10:53Mae Martin?

  That makes sense.

• 10:54Tig Notaro?

  That totally checks out.

• 10:55Fortune Feimster?

  But even for her, she was like, "Whoa, this is a lot."

• 10:57Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 10:58Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 10:59Tig Notaro?

  And how do you think we would respond?

• 11:01Fortune Feimster?

  I would pay a large amount of money to see both of you put on a piano.

• 11:06Mae Martin?

  Well, the move that I would want to do is.

• 11:10Tig Notaro?

  Let's see it.

• 11:11Fortune Feimster?

  I just want to.

• 11:12Tig Notaro?

  Let's see it.

• 11:13Fortune Feimster?

  May, people paid good money for this.

• 11:15Mae Martin?

  Well, okay, if you're the, if you're the pretty little lady.

• 11:19Tig Notaro?

  If only you want to. I'm the pretty little lady.

• 11:23Fortune Feimster?

  Who am I? Who? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

• 11:30Mae Martin?

  I don't think this is gonna be worth it.

• 11:31Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, what?

• 11:32Mae Martin?

  Here, if you're the pretty little.

• 11:33Tig Notaro?

  It's already worth it. Let's see it.

• 11:35Fortune Feimster?

  No, the setup is the best part.

• 11:38Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 11:44Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, and now what?

• 11:46Tig Notaro?

  You do the wheel.

• 11:47Fortune Feimster?

  You want to gyrate or something? Don't just, okay, now, pop, that, pop. Oh, yeah, yes, there we go, that's it. That was worth me moving those glasses.

• 12:00Mae Martin?

  It didn't turn out how I hoped at all. In my mind, I was gonna be like rolling, like.

• 12:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I thought, I thought I was gonna get. In my face.

• 12:09Mae Martin?

  I thought you were too, and then it was really hard.

• 12:12Fortune Feimster?

  Well, hey, listen, I can't do a plank, so.

• 12:15Tig Notaro?

  I was thrilled with my role in that.

• 12:18Fortune Feimster?

  You did great.

• 12:19Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I, I've never seen the wheelbarrow happen in person.

• 12:24Mae Martin?

  It was the wheelbarrow.

• 12:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, do the wheelbarrow.

• 12:27Fortune Feimster?

  I love a will bear barrow. Is it barrow or barrel?

• 12:32Mae Martin?

  Barrel.

• 12:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah, I don't know.

• 12:34Fortune Feimster?

  Or barrow.

• 12:34Tig Notaro?

  You just say it real fast.

• 12:36Fortune Feimster?

  Which one is it?

• 12:37Mae Martin?

  Barrel.

• 12:38Fortune Feimster?

  Barrel?

• 12:39Tig Notaro?

  Barrel?

• 12:39Fortune Feimster?

  Barrel.

• 12:40Mae Martin?

  No.

• 12:40Tig Notaro?

  Barrel.

• 12:41Fortune Feimster?

  It's barrel.

• 12:42Mae Martin?

  What is happening? What, how, what is?

• 12:44Fortune Feimster?

  I'm only trusting this guy right here.

• 12:47Mae Martin?

  Barrel.

• 12:48Fortune Feimster?

  Barrel.

• 12:49Tig Notaro?

  I'm only trusting the one guy in the room.

• 12:52Mae Martin?

  It's.

• 12:53Fortune Feimster?

  This one man.

• 12:54Mae Martin?

  Am I wrong? Wait.

• 12:55Fortune Feimster?

  I believe, I believe this man, right here.

• 12:59Tig Notaro?

  Wait, I think in some states, it's wheelbarra.

• 13:03Mae Martin?

  Wheelbarra.

• 13:04Tig Notaro?

  Um, what is it?

• 13:06Mae Martin?

  Okay, cheer if you think it's barrow with a W.

• 13:14Tig Notaro?

  This is so embarrassing.

• 13:17Mae Martin?

  Cheer if you think it's barrel with an L. Thank you.

• 13:22Fortune Feimster?

  Why are you gonna lead me down that road, sir?

• 13:25Tig Notaro?

  Okay, okay.

• 13:27Fortune Feimster?

  Believe all, believe all women.

• 13:29Tig Notaro?

  I dated somebody that said Chester drawers.

• 13:35Mae Martin?

  That's good.

• 13:38Fortune Feimster?

  Even I know that.

• 13:39Mae Martin?

  Wait, that would be my magic.

• 13:41Tig Notaro?

  If you thought it was Chester drawers. Good.

• 13:46Mae Martin?

  I think Chester drawers would be my Magic Mike name, like.

• 13:51Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good Magic Mike name.

• 13:54Mae Martin?

  Um, but can we Google and find out if it's barrow, barrow or?

• 13:58Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, I believe the artist told us.

• 14:01Mae Martin?

  Barrel.

• 14:01Tig Notaro?

  What is it?

• 14:02Fortune Feimster?

  We, it's barrel.

• 14:03Mae Martin?

  With L's, thank God. Two L's.

• 14:07Fortune Feimster?

  I hope you guys go tell everyone.

• 14:09Tig Notaro?

  Excuse me.

• 14:10Fortune Feimster?

  How amazing this show was.

• 14:12Tig Notaro?

  What is it?

• 14:14Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, now we're.

• 14:15Tig Notaro?

  I need it from, from your lips to God's.

• 14:17Fortune Feimster?

  Why is this so hard?

• 14:19Tig Notaro?

  It's wheelbarrow with a W.

• 14:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, so you were right, sir.

• 14:25Mae Martin?

  God damn it.

• 14:26Tig Notaro?

  So he was right after all. Turns out May's a dum-dum.

• 14:30Mae Martin?

  I mean, now I'm never gonna get-

• 14:32Tig Notaro?

  A lot of people screamed for the barrel.

• 14:35Mae Martin?

  I know, and now I'm never gonna get my colleagues to respect me.

• 14:38Tig Notaro?

  And our audience is forever changed.

• 14:44Mae Martin?

  Um, guys, I did have my birthday.

• 14:47Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah, right. And you're not 40.

• 14:50Mae Martin?

  Hey, you guys, I did have a birthday. I'm 39.

• 14:53Tig Notaro?

  Tell us what you did.

• 14:54Mae Martin?

  Well, I went, so you were away fishing.

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  I was, as I often do.

• 14:59Mae Martin?

  You, I knew, would not be interested. But I did invite Stephanie. But just 'cause I knew this would be your idea of hell.

• 15:06Tig Notaro?

  Listen, I don't take any offense when my wife is invited to a small gathering that I'm not invited to.

• 15:14Mae Martin?

  No, wait, I swear I invited both of you, actually.

• 15:16Tig Notaro?

  I know, I said no.

• 15:18Mae Martin?

  Okay, yeah, you said I can't, I'm busy.

• 15:21Tig Notaro?

  You're invited to the outings for colleagues, so just- I think I recall saying, "No, thank you."

• 15:28Mae Martin?

  Yes, yeah, yeah.

• 15:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that was polite.

• 15:29Mae Martin?

  So I ended up doing laser tag, and I was so excited, and I booked, private booked it. And then when I showed up, I was like, "Oh, my God, this place is actually for toddlers." Like, everyone was five, and I had a little private birthday room with balloons and little plates, and they'd ordered pizza, and, um-

• 15:48Tig Notaro?

  Five isn't a toddler, but go on.

• 15:50Mae Martin?

  You're right, like, what, is five infants?

• 15:52Tig Notaro?

  Five is a- Five is not infants. Is five an infant?

• 15:56Mae Martin?

  What's five?

• 15:57Tig Notaro?

  What is happening?

• 15:59Mae Martin?

  Is five a-

• 16:00Tig Notaro?

  Somebody Google it, please.

• 16:02Mae Martin?

  Is five a globule?

• 16:03Tig Notaro?

  What is five? But also, why isn't it a wheel barrel? You know?

• 16:07Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, thank you.

• 16:09Tig Notaro?

  Because, well, we can talk about that later, but-

• 16:12Mae Martin?

  Okay, but the big news of the birthday was, guess who did come?

• 16:16Tig Notaro?

  Who?

• 16:17Mae Martin?

  Mr. Thomas.

• 16:18Tig Notaro?

  Yes. Nice.

• 16:19Mae Martin?

  Our, the producer of the Handsome Pod, and if you listen to the pod, or you know Thomas is a sweet, gentle soul, wrong. Thomas dominated, won both rounds of laser tag. He was like, he was like crawling along the ground, basically.

• 16:36Tig Notaro?

  He's a killer, a Canadian. And killer.

• 16:37Mae Martin?

  It was wild and um he kept getting me and you know your your vest.

• 16:44Tig Notaro?

  No, we don't know.

• 16:45Mae Martin?

  You know your laser vest powers down for about five seconds.

• 16:48Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 16:50Mae Martin?

  And then he would hide around the corner and just get me again. It was wild.

• 16:53Tig Notaro?

  Anyway, a double get?

• 16:55Mae Martin?

  Double get. I saw another side of him.

• 16:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. So wait, when you get got.

• 17:00Mae Martin?

  When you get got.

• 17:01Tig Notaro?

  Your vest powers down?

• 17:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're you're out of action for about five seconds.

• 17:06Tig Notaro?

  Why?

• 17:08Mae Martin?

  Punishment. Somebody Google it. No more Googling.

• 17:12Tig Notaro?

  Is that the name of our podcast now?

• 17:14Mae Martin?

  Google it.

• 17:17Tig Notaro?

  That sounds fun, though.

• 17:18Mae Martin?

  It was fun, thanks. Yeah, I did cry once.

• 17:20Tig Notaro?

  Wait, why?

• 17:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, well. During laser tag?

• 17:24Tig Notaro?

  It's because it's May's birthday and they can cry if they want to.

• 17:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that kind of, I don't know, kind of for no reason, I got a little emo and then um.

• 17:33Tig Notaro?

  But wait, why?

• 17:35Mae Martin?

  That's literally what I just asked.

• 17:37Tig Notaro?

  I know.

• 17:39Tig Notaro?

  But remember how wheelbarrow hit me later?

• 17:41Mae Martin?

  That's true.

• 17:42Tig Notaro?

  That just happened.

• 17:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 17:43Tig Notaro?

  So tell us, why?

• 17:45Mae Martin?

  I think because on birthdays, you're like, I hope that people know me, you know, like my, I hope my friends and loved ones really know me and and then.

• 17:55Tig Notaro?

  Oh boy.

• 17:58Mae Martin?

  I don't know. I don't know. I just get overwhelmed and uh then I got three texts from ex-girlfriends and all three of them said, have you cried yet? And I was like, oh. So this is a birthday tradition. Yeah, which I didn't realize, but I guess I do. One of them was like, how are the vibes? Funereal? Funereal? Yeah, so I guess I do get emo on my birthday.

• 18:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:23Mae Martin?

  I didn't know that about myself. But listen, you've been fishing.

• 18:26Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 18:27Mae Martin?

  This weekend, Fortune went fishing. I did go fishing this weekend because I'm butch. Yeah.

• 18:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, um I.

• 18:35Fortune Feimster?

  My brother's been asking me to go fishing for years.

• 18:38Tig Notaro?

  When's the last time you were fishing?

• 18:40Fortune Feimster?

  Um, 20 years ago.

• 18:42Tig Notaro?

  Wow, today?

• 18:44Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, today's the anniversary of 20 years ago. I went on a cruise in Alaska.

• 18:51Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 18:51Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and as one-

• 18:52Tig Notaro?

  Wait, with your brother?

• 18:53Fortune Feimster?

  No, this was with my family, uh, my friend's family.

• 18:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh, 20 years ago?

• 18:57Fortune Feimster?

  20 years ago.

• 18:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 18:58Fortune Feimster?

  And as one of the excursions, we went fly fishing, and it was fun. Um, but I haven't been since, and my brother's a big fisherman. And so I decided to go to the, um, great city of Buffalo, um, up by Niagara.

• 19:13Tig Notaro?

  Buffalo is a great city.

• 19:14Fortune Feimster?

  Their wings are, um, not, you don't eat these, but the wings are pretty great.

• 19:18Tig Notaro?

  Okay, but it's, it's a very progressive city.

• 19:21Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, I, oh, they're delicious.

• 19:24Mae Martin?

  Did you, I know you were really worried about the worms.

• 19:27Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't want to bait my hook, yeah, 'cause I am a pretty little lady.

• 19:31Tig Notaro?

  Pretty lady, yeah.

• 19:32Fortune Feimster?

  Um, as well as butch.

• 19:34Tig Notaro?

  Butch, yeah.

• 19:35Fortune Feimster?

  Of course.

• 19:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 19:36Fortune Feimster?

  You knew that.

• 19:37Tig Notaro?

  Yes, I do.

• 19:38Fortune Feimster?

  But I didn't want to bait my hook, 'cause ew. Um, and what else? I, um-

• 19:45Tig Notaro?

  What about-

• 19:46Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't want to touch the fish.

• 19:49Mae Martin?

  Wait. So you went fishing. So what, what part did you do?

• 19:53Fortune Feimster?

  I held the rod.

• 19:54Mae Martin?

  You held the rod. Well, that's-

• 19:56Tig Notaro?

  And so what about when you took the fish off the hook? Or did you clean the fish?

• 20:00Fortune Feimster?

  No, it was catch and release. We put them back.

• 20:02Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 20:02Mae Martin?

  That's good.

• 20:03Tig Notaro?

  Well, that's-

• 20:04Fortune Feimster?

  I know, you know you don't love it, but you know, it's fine. Everybody was fine. But you know, I felt like I was really good at fishing because for years I've been doing that dance move where you go...

• 20:16Mae Martin?

  Oh my god, it paid off.

• 20:19Fortune Feimster?

  It paid off.

• 20:20Mae Martin?

  That's great.

• 20:20Tig Notaro?

  What is that? I, well, I know, I just saw it, but what is that from?

• 20:25Fortune Feimster?

  And then, and then you do it, you go like-

• 20:39Fortune Feimster?

  Then you hump.

• 20:40Tig Notaro?

  When does that happen?

• 20:41Fortune Feimster?

  On the dance floor.

• 20:42Mae Martin?

  On the dance floor.

• 20:44Tig Notaro?

  But wait a minute, to like a stranger?

• 20:46Fortune Feimster?

  It can't be. There are no rules.

• 20:51Tig Notaro?

  And how long has that dance been? Is that like...

• 20:54Fortune Feimster?

  From the beginning of time, Jesus's days.

• 20:58Tig Notaro?

  Is that true?

• 20:59Mae Martin?

  You know when he...

• 21:02Tig Notaro?

  This is a curveball about my personality. I don't go to dance clubs. So, I don't know about the fish hook.

• 21:10Fortune Feimster?

  You've never seen that, ever?

• 21:12Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 21:14Mae Martin?

  I gotta say, I don't know if I've seen it in person. I've seen it in like Will Ferrell movies. But which you're in a lot of, so...

• 21:21Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm in a couple of those.

• 21:23Tig Notaro?

  And so do you do the fish hook dance? What is it called?

• 21:26Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, sure, we'll call it the fish hook dance.

• 21:29Tig Notaro?

  But it doesn't have a...

• 21:30Fortune Feimster?

  Do you guys know if it has a name? Reeling it in?

• 21:34Mae Martin?

  Reeling it in.

• 21:34Fortune Feimster?

  That sounds about right.

• 21:35Mae Martin?

  It'd be good if you did it and then the person you got like mimed, like really committed to being a dead fish flopping around, panicking.

• 21:45Fortune Feimster?

  Well, then you walk away.

• 21:46Tig Notaro?

  Do that now.

• 21:49Mae Martin?

  I feel like I've done a lot of physical comedy tonight.

• 21:54Tig Notaro?

  I'll reel you in.

• 21:56Fortune Feimster?

  I don't wanna flop around. This is May.

• 22:00Mae Martin?

  I'm a very inhibited person.

• 22:02Fortune Feimster?

  You have great glutes. You got this.

• 22:05Mae Martin?

  Oh, thank you.

• 22:08Tig Notaro?

  May jumps at great glutes.

• 22:18Tig Notaro?

  Oh, wow.

• 22:21Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 22:23Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, the fuzzy carpet did get on you.

• 22:27Tig Notaro?

  One more time, but not behind the monitors.

• 22:29Fortune Feimster?

  We do need a lint roller now.

• 22:31Mae Martin?

  I really regretted that.

• 22:32Fortune Feimster?

  We do need a lint roller.

• 22:34Mae Martin?

  I really committed and it wasn't worth it.

• 22:36Fortune Feimster?

  I got you. I got you.

• 22:38Mae Martin?

  Thanks, bud.

• 22:39Fortune Feimster?

  That's what friends are for. In good times and bad times. I'll be on your side for... That's what friends are for.

• 22:54Tig Notaro?

  That's what friends are for.

• 22:56Fortune Feimster?

  I know you.

• 22:58Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, I feel seen and understood. I can't believe I said that about about my friends knowing me. That was a weird thing to say.

• 23:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, I didn't even get it why you said that.

• 23:12Fortune Feimster?

  There was an amazing callback that five people thought was so insightful.

• 23:17Tig Notaro?

  I was like, okay, well.

• 23:21Fortune Feimster?

  Because May cried because they were like.

• 23:24Tig Notaro?

  I get it now.

• 23:24Fortune Feimster?

  Does anyone know me?

• 23:27Mae Martin?

  I don't know. Okay, I don't really know if that's why I cry. I think it's like New Year's Eve, like you're.

• 23:32Tig Notaro?

  Are you about to cry?

• 23:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I start bawling. Well, because you kind of take stock of your year and your life and it's like a forced kind of.

• 23:41Tig Notaro?

  And how was your year?

• 23:43Mae Martin?

  Great.

• 23:46Mae Martin?

  It was great.

• 23:47Tig Notaro?

  You know.

• 23:48Mae Martin?

  It was great.

• 23:48Tig Notaro?

  It was sad.

• 23:49Fortune Feimster?

  Have you guys had a good year?

• 23:52Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, that's not great.

• 23:57Fortune Feimster?

  It's getting, it's gonna get better.

• 23:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. When does that happen?

• 24:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:03Fortune Feimster?

  In two months.

• 24:06Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 24:07Tig Notaro?

  Two months?

• 24:08Mae Martin?

  Well, astrologically, because I'm a Taurus, I'm entering like a very good period for seven years. You know, you've heard about this?

• 24:16Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 24:22Mae Martin?

  Well, I've exited Uranus or something.

• 24:26Fortune Feimster?

  Take wanted to talk about horoscopes.

• 24:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, you've heard about this? It's like you don't know me.

• 24:33Mae Martin?

  I know, you're right, you're right. I do, I do.

• 24:38Tig Notaro?

  Do you?

• 24:38Mae Martin?

  I think so. Test me.

• 24:40Tig Notaro?

  You think I know the fish dance and what Tauruses do?

• 24:43Mae Martin?

  The fish dance surprised me that you'd never heard of it. But I accept that you don't know about.

• 24:49Tig Notaro?

  What was the other dance in the beginning of our podcast that I didn't know?

• 24:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, the slide.

• 24:55Tig Notaro?

  The boogie woogie choo choo.

• 24:56Fortune Feimster?

  Electric slide.

• 24:57Tig Notaro?

  Electric slide, yeah.

• 24:58Fortune Feimster?

  Did you also not know it or just? They, both of them don't know what the electric. ...slide is.

• 25:05Mae Martin?

  Now I know.

• 25:06Tig Notaro?

  You guys need to go back and hear the early episodes.

• 25:09Fortune Feimster?

  Feel it, it's electric. Boogie woogie woogie woogie.

• 25:12Tig Notaro?

  I know it now.

• 25:13Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 25:14Tig Notaro?

  I know the song, I don't know the dance. But anyway, so.

• 25:17Fortune Feimster?

  These two. They also don't know the wobble it song.

• 25:20Tig Notaro?

  Okay, tonight I'm gonna go out to a dance club after the show.

• 25:24Mae Martin?

  Let's go out, Optimus.

• 25:26Tig Notaro?

  No, I'm going alone.

• 25:28Mae Martin?

  You're going alone?

• 25:29Tig Notaro?

  I'm gonna go alone.

• 25:30Mae Martin?

  So we're Debbie long?

• 25:31Tig Notaro?

  And I'm just gonna walk out to the middle of a dance floor.

• 25:33Mae Martin?

  You can do it.

• 25:34Tig Notaro?

  And I'm just gonna cast my line.

• 25:38Mae Martin?

  Just see what you get. Yeah.

• 25:41Tig Notaro?

  That would be a fun, um, like, hidden camera moment.

• 25:45Mae Martin?

  That would be good. Put it on the list.

• 25:47Tig Notaro?

  Put, oh yeah, Thomas, put it on the list.

• 25:50Fortune Feimster?

  Put it on the list. We, uh. We don't know where he is.

• 25:52Mae Martin?

  The thing that you guys didn't know is, they'd never heard of, um, Rumpel.

• 25:57Fortune Feimster?

  Colleagues.

• 25:57Mae Martin?

  Colleagues or Rumpelstiltskin?

• 26:00Tig Notaro?

  No, I've heard of it.

• 26:01Fortune Feimster?

  We've heard of this.

• 26:02Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 26:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 26:03Mae Martin?

  I swear I said Rumpelstiltskin and you guys were like, who?

• 26:07Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 26:08Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 26:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, the Pied Piper of Hamlet?

• 26:11Fortune Feimster?

  I've heard of the Pied Piper.

• 26:12Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 26:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I didn't know about Hamlet.

• 26:15Mae Martin?

  Well.

• 26:16Fortune Feimster?

  But there's plenty of stuff we don't know.

• 26:24Tig Notaro?

  Like what?

• 26:25Mae Martin?

  Orgies?

• 26:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you do know a lot about orgies than we do.

• 26:32Tig Notaro?

  You brought it up, not me.

• 26:34Mae Martin?

  I know, I regret it.

• 26:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you did bring that up.

• 26:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 26:37Tig Notaro?

  Have you had, did you have one for your birthday?

• 26:40Mae Martin?

  No, my birthday.

• 26:42Tig Notaro?

  You should have one on the couch tonight, right here.

• 26:46Mae Martin?

  No, if I am having one, I am going back to laser tag. To.

• 26:50Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what?

• 26:51Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, what?

• 26:51Mae Martin?

  It was a joke and it bombed.

• 26:55Mae Martin?

  No, I haven't had one in so long. I'm not an orgy person. I just had a season.

• 27:01Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not an orgy.

• 27:02Tig Notaro?

  A season of orgy?

• 27:03Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not an orgy person. I just had a couple of months of many of them.

• 27:07Mae Martin?

  But it just happened to be like right when we started the podcast.

• 27:11Fortune Feimster?

  That's true. That was when May's internet started working at 10:30.

• 27:17Fortune Feimster?

  That's where you OG listeners from day one. Yes.

• 27:22Tig Notaro?

  How is your internet these days?

• 27:24Mae Martin?

  Patchy.

• 27:25Tig Notaro?

  Patchy.

• 27:27Fortune Feimster?

  So for those of you who don't know, we were about to record our very first episode. And May was like.

• 27:33Tig Notaro?

  Was it our first?

• 27:34Fortune Feimster?

  It was like early, like first five, one of those. And May was like.

• 27:39Mae Martin?

  We were scheduled to record at like 9 a.m.

• 27:41Fortune Feimster?

  And it was right after Canada Day. Also my birthday.

• 27:45Tig Notaro?

  Which means orgy time.

• 27:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And May was like, I'm running late. My internet is down, but it's gonna start working at 10:30.

• 27:56Mae Martin?

  I really thought I'd get away with it.

• 27:58Fortune Feimster?

  And Tig and I were immediately like, well, that's a lie.

• 28:03Fortune Feimster?

  So you come on and you're like, oh, my internet. And we're like, okay.

• 28:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was embarrassing.

• 28:11Tig Notaro?

  What, have you ever had another excuse where you're like, I'm just gonna throw it out there?

• 28:16Fortune Feimster?

  See if it sticks.

• 28:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:17Tig Notaro?

  Like what?

• 28:18Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, well, tell us.

• 28:19Tig Notaro?

  Confess. Just so we know in the future.

• 28:21Mae Martin?

  I think I'm doing a lot better with my.

• 28:23Fortune Feimster?

  You've been way better.

• 28:24Mae Martin?

  My webs of lies.

• 28:26Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 28:27Mae Martin?

  It's because I'm a people pleaser and so I'll, I get so paranoid about being in trouble or being late that I'll.

• 28:32Fortune Feimster?

  That you just lie.

• 28:33Mae Martin?

  Sometimes I go big.

• 28:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 28:35Tig Notaro?

  Like how big?

• 28:36Fortune Feimster?

  We had to teach May that that's worse. We're like, that part you're doing now is worse.

• 28:42Mae Martin?

  It's, it's like I got a rash on my face or um.

• 28:48Fortune Feimster?

  We would be able to see that, yeah.

• 28:49Mae Martin?

  I was having, yeah. I was having a massage and I heard a crack. They were walking on my back and I heard a crack. I said that once.

• 28:58Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh. To who?

• 29:00Mae Martin?

  Okay, well, I'm scared he's here.

• 29:04Fortune Feimster?

  Well, no one outside of this room will hear it. This is not being streamed, so you're in a safe space.

• 29:10Mae Martin?

  To a comedy promoter, and I had a show, and I was, I think, just probably crying about, no one knows me or something. I don't know. I couldn't do it. And I said, "I'm so sorry. I'm in agony."

• 29:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, no.

• 29:25Mae Martin?

  I was having a massage, and I heard a crack. And he goes, "Should I call an ambulance?"

• 29:30Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:30Mae Martin?

  He's like, "Are you on the floor right now?" And I was like, "No, no, I'll be fine."

• 29:34Fortune Feimster?

  "I'll be fine at 9:30 tonight, if you see me out and about."

• 29:40Tig Notaro?

  You know the go-to is just diarrhea, right?

• 29:43Mae Martin?

  That's what I should be doing.

• 29:45Tig Notaro?

  But it is. Nobody is gonna ask any questions. Nobody's gonna demand anything.

• 29:51Fortune Feimster?

  They'll just go, "When you're sliding in the first and you feel a big burst, diarrhea."

• 29:57Mae Martin?

  Diarrhea. I haven't thought about that in 20 years.

• 30:00Tig Notaro?

  Diarrhea?

• 30:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the song. Then how does it go?

• 30:05Fortune Feimster?

  "When you're going into second and you feel something unpleasant, diarrhea." "When you're going into third and you feel a big turd, diarrhea." "When you're going in home and your pants are full of foam, diarrhea."

• 30:19Tig Notaro?

  Foam?

• 30:20Fortune Feimster?

  What? It rhymes with home.

• 30:22Tig Notaro?

  Did you just make that up?

• 30:24Fortune Feimster?

  No, I think that's, it's the right one. My friends just told me.

• 30:28Tig Notaro?

  How do you know them?

• 30:30Fortune Feimster?

  We're all friends now.

• 30:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 30:32Fortune Feimster?

  I've been looking at them for moral support.

• 30:35Tig Notaro?

  But have you...

• 30:36Fortune Feimster?

  They know me.

• 30:37Tig Notaro?

  Have you ever said you had diarrhea when you didn't?

• 30:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure. Actually, yes, to Miss Caro in grade six. Because I hadn't done, I hadn't done my homework like nine times in a row.

• 30:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Mae Martin?

  And it was time for everyone to hand their stuff in, and I said, "Can I go to the bathroom?" And then I went to the bathroom, stayed in there for ages, came out, and she was waiting for me in the hall. And I said, "Miss Caro, can I call you Melanie?" I was like, "I, you don't wanna know the details, but I cannot be here. I'm having a real problem." And I remember saying, "I have diarrhea," and she was so not buying it. And she was like, "I'm calling your parents." And she made me then meet her at lunch every day for like a week to have special tutoring. But I had a huge crush on her, so I loved it.

• 31:22Tig Notaro?

  That sounded like a date.

• 31:22Mae Martin?

  I loved it, yeah. Are you kidding? Focus one-on-one attention with your hot teacher.

• 31:27Tig Notaro?

  Wait, you told the teacher you had a crush on that you had diarrhea?

• 31:33Tig Notaro?

  That's not gonna work out.

• 31:35Mae Martin?

  No, I mean.

• 31:36Tig Notaro?

  She's always gonna be thinking about the foam in your pants.

• 31:41Mae Martin?

  You're right. You're right. I always remember she told our class that she had a boyfriend. She let it slip.

• 31:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 31:49Mae Martin?

  And you know when you're a kid and you're like.

• 31:51Tig Notaro?

  You're devastated.

• 31:52Mae Martin?

  And his name was Peter Schmidt. I'll remember this my whole life.

• 31:55Tig Notaro?

  Peter Schmidt?

• 31:56Mae Martin?

  Peter Schmidt.

• 31:57Tig Notaro?

  Wait, she was like, oh, my boyfriend, Peter Schmidt.

• 32:00Fortune Feimster?

  My boyfriend, you know, Peter Schmidt.

• 32:02Tig Notaro?

  Why did she say that?

• 32:03Mae Martin?

  I don't know, actually.

• 32:03Tig Notaro?

  Because you probably.

• 32:05Mae Martin?

  Probably we said, what's his last name?

• 32:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 32:07Fortune Feimster?

  I asked my seventh grade teacher if she had a boyfriend and she's like, that's none of your business. And I was like, touche.

• 32:16Tig Notaro?

  And she was like, too gay.

• 32:24Mae Martin?

  She was cool. I've tried to find her a lot online.

• 32:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 32:27Mae Martin?

  No, I have.

• 32:29Tig Notaro?

  Hey, remember me with the diarrhea?

• 32:32Mae Martin?

  I'm in touch with.

• 32:33Fortune Feimster?

  I have searched low and high for her.

• 32:35Tig Notaro?

  That's, we need to work on your flirting.

• 32:37Mae Martin?

  I know. But it's a problem that I can't let go of any connection. So I'm in touch with like most of my teachers from elementary school. Yeah, like I emailed Mrs. Silver the other day. Yeah, my music teacher.

• 32:50Fortune Feimster?

  And did you get a response?

• 32:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah, she, we've been emailing.

• 32:54Tig Notaro?

  How do you get her email? I wanna reach out.

• 32:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you gotta reach out.

• 32:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, how do you have their emails from elementary?

• 33:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I just asked that.

• 33:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I was, I thought that was a good question.

• 33:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, thank you. I need some backup on that.

• 33:07Fortune Feimster?

  I got you, boo.

• 33:08Mae Martin?

  I, with Mrs. Silver, I went through the, her daughter on Instagram.

• 33:13Tig Notaro?

  Oh, fair, fair.

• 33:14Mae Martin?

  I went through her daughter on Instagram.

• 33:16Tig Notaro?

  And was, was she following your career or was it like?

• 33:20Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:20Tig Notaro?

  Well.

• 33:21Mae Martin?

  No, well, she, she was my music teacher and she was like a beacon of like creativity in this really uptight school. She's one of those music teachers who had like really frizzy hair and long skirts. And she was always like storming around. She's always like, like that through the halls. So stressed and she.

• 33:38Tig Notaro?

  And you were attracted to her?

• 33:40Fortune Feimster?

  No, this is a different one.

• 33:41Mae Martin?

  A different teacher. And she, but she cast me as Charlie Brown.

• 33:45Tig Notaro?

  She cast you as Charlie Brown? You know, I was cast as Peppermint Patty.

• 33:49Mae Martin?

  I know that.

• 33:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 33:50Mae Martin?

  Love interest.

• 33:51Tig Notaro?

  That would make us love interest.

• 33:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, look at that.

• 33:56Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 33:58Fortune Feimster?

  Can't keep.

• 33:59Tig Notaro?

  Can't keep these a pineapple apart.

• 34:02Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, two against one, I'm fine. Fortune, I, I magic mic'd you. Oh, my hand's clammy.

• 34:11Fortune Feimster?

  It's not great.

• 34:15Fortune Feimster?

  Those are my fishing fingers.

• 34:21Tig Notaro?

  Fortune.

• 34:22Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune.

• 34:24Tig Notaro?

  Marie.

• 34:30Tig Notaro?

  I just learned about that at a Dodgers game last week.

• 34:34Fortune Feimster?

  This?

• 34:34Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Fortune Feimster?

  What do you mean? You've never heard about this before?

• 34:37Tig Notaro?

  I run in different circles.

• 34:40Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, but why at a Dodgers game?

• 34:41Tig Notaro?

  I am entering a retirement home soon.

• 34:44Fortune Feimster?

  Two in the pink, one in the sting.

• 34:46Tig Notaro?

  You knew about this?

• 34:47Fortune Feimster?

  I know about that, yeah. Oh, I know about it? Oh, I, uh. Of course, I know about it. But why at the Dodgers game? How'd this come up at a Dodger game?

• 34:56Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what?

• 34:57Fortune Feimster?

  You said you learned about this at a Dodger game.

• 34:59Tig Notaro?

  I did.

• 34:59Fortune Feimster?

  How did this come up? At a Dodger game, I'll repeat myself.

• 35:02Tig Notaro?

  Because there was like a group of people that had, that were together in a group.

• 35:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yep, yep.

• 35:09Tig Notaro?

  And somebody in that group did bring this up. Oh, they mentioned, um, Dane Cook.

• 35:19Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and then they were like, Dane Cook? And then they did that.

• 35:23Fortune Feimster?

  Who's Dane Cook and what's the connection? Wait, you don't know who that is?

• 35:28Tig Notaro?

  That is unbelievable.

• 35:30Fortune Feimster?

  Y'all are like under a rock.

• 35:32Tig Notaro?

  To be at a Netflix comedy, like at a comedy festival.

• 35:37Fortune Feimster?

  My colleagues have been under a rock.

• 35:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 35:40Fortune Feimster?

  Is he?

• 35:41Tig Notaro?

  I'm sorry, who is Bob Hope?

• 35:43Fortune Feimster?

  Well, listen. Listen, as much as I would love for the, to continue this banter about two in the pink and one in the sting, we have more important things to move on to. Yes, we do.

• 35:54Tig Notaro?

  Yes, right, we do.

• 35:55Fortune Feimster?

  Now, I personally, and all of us, are very excited about our guest tonight. So excited. You guys are in for a real treat.

• 36:06Tig Notaro?

  Yes, indeed.

• 36:07Fortune Feimster?

  All right, and, uh, I don't know if you guys watched a huge hit show called The Hunting Wives.

• 36:16Fortune Feimster?

  Most of the world did. And we are very lucky to have their two stars. Let's give it up for Malin Ackerman and Brittany Snow.

• 36:39Fortune Feimster?

  Look how handsome they look.

• 36:46Tig Notaro?

  They do look handsome.

• 36:48Mae Martin?

  I'll go here.

• 36:48Tig Notaro?

  Scoot on down.

• 36:49Fortune Feimster?

  I don't want to objectify y'all in your suits, but damn.

• 36:54Tig Notaro?

  I know. I just real, I mean, I thought you guys looked incredible when I saw you, but I'm just now clocking that you're in the suits and we're not.

• 37:04Mae Martin?

  I'm suddenly so embarrassed that I did that in front of you guys.

• 37:07Speaker 00

  We loved it.

• 37:08Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 37:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:08Mae Martin?

  Did you think that was pretty cool?

• 37:09Speaker 00

  It was a good roll. Yeah. It was fantastic.

• 37:12Mae Martin?

  Where were you sitting?

• 37:12Speaker 00

  Electric slide, too. What? The electric slide.

• 37:15Tig Notaro?

  Where were you sitting?

• 37:17Speaker 00

  Just now?

• 37:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, were you watching?

• 37:19Tig Notaro?

  Or at any point in life?

• 37:22Speaker 00

  I've sat in a lot of places.

• 37:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you have, girl.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  On a lot of faces.

• 37:28Mae Martin?

  I saw where you sat.

• 37:30Speaker 00

  You did?

• 37:32Mae Martin?

  That's a lesbian joke.

• 37:35Mae Martin?

  I got it.

• 37:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, you sat on her.

• 37:42Mae Martin?

  Malin, you're a Taurus as well, right?

• 37:44Speaker 00

  Yes, happy birthday.

• 37:45Mae Martin?

  It's your birthday soon. Happy birthday.

• 37:47Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 37:47Tig Notaro?

  Wait, when is your birthday?

• 37:49Speaker 00

  May 12th. It's coming up. Happy birthday to you. But did you? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

• 38:18Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 38:21Fortune Feimster?

  When will this song end?

• 38:23Mae Martin?

  No, I loved it. Do you know that we're entering a very powerful time as Tauruses? Oh, boy. I did not, but tell me. Next seven years, we are good and golden. This is our time. We've left Uranus or something.

• 38:38Tig Notaro?

  Wait, you're saying you have a good stretch of time coming up?

• 38:41Mae Martin?

  Seven years. And then that's it? And then we're done. And then we're done. Okay.

• 38:46Fortune Feimster?

  Seven years seems like a long time of good luck.

• 38:48Mae Martin?

  Brittany, what sign are you, please?

• 38:50Speaker 00

  I'm a Pisces, yes.

• 38:51Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow. Water sign, right?

• 38:54Tig Notaro?

  Our fans love Pisces.

• 38:56Speaker 00

  I know, that's so nice.

• 38:58Fortune Feimster?

  Is that a water sign?

• 38:59Speaker 00

  We are, we're fish.

• 39:00Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a Cancer, I'm also a water sign, so.

• 39:03Mae Martin?

  I love Cancer.

• 39:04Fortune Feimster?

  We're lovers.

• 39:05Speaker 00

  We are.

• 39:06Fortune Feimster?

  We're not together, but we love, we love love.

• 39:09Mae Martin?

  We love love.

• 39:10Tig Notaro?

  But you let people sit on you.

• 39:12Mae Martin?

  I do.

• 39:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:13Mae Martin?

  For money and for joy.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  Not a lot of people. No, no, not a lot of people.

• 39:17Mae Martin?

  No, no, no.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Like specific people.

• 39:19Fortune Feimster?

  We do have to say a huge congratulations on y'all's huge hit show.

• 39:23Mae Martin?

  Yes, thank you.

• 39:25Tig Notaro?

  Was that one of those situations where when you were reading the scripture, like, this is, this is gonna be explosive?

• 39:33Mae Martin?

  No.

• 39:36Mae Martin?

  We really weren't sure. I mean, I think it was one of those things, you know, the script came in and, and it was, at the time, it was for stars. Can I say that?

• 39:48Fortune Feimster?

  For stars?

• 39:49Mae Martin?

  Am I allowed to say that on that platform here? It was for stars.

• 39:51Fortune Feimster?

  So we know where y'all ended up.

• 39:53Mae Martin?

  Yes. And, um, and it was, you know, first episode, I went, wow, what, what is this? Enjoyed it, but also then you think like, oh, but I gotta do this. Like, do I wanna do this? And then I kept reading and by the eighth episode, I was fully in and I actually gave it to my husband to read and I was like, what do you think? By the fourth episode, he didn't come out of the room for like days. And I went, what do you think? And he's like, are you kidding me? It was tailor-made for you. And I went, hmm, I'm not sure how to tailor that. But is it your fantasy reel right now? Or do you think it's a good show? Right, right. It's a fantastic show. So, yeah, the writing is incredible. It's so fun. It's so crazy.

• 40:35Mae Martin?

  But it is that difference of like, looking at it as an outsider and also being the one who has to do all these things in it. Right. You know, it's very, very different. But I was...

• 40:45Tig Notaro?

  Do you want to act anything out?

• 40:50Mae Martin?

  You got into tequila? I'm so sorry about my hands.

• 40:55Tig Notaro?

  Your colleagues?

• 40:56Mae Martin?

  My colleagues.

• 40:57Fortune Feimster?

  Did you have that same, like, what, how did you feel when you read it?

• 41:01Speaker 00

  I read all eight episodes. Oh, no. I read all eight episodes like right away and I couldn't stop. And so I knew that that was a good sign. And I didn't really have the same reaction because I didn't really know that I was gonna be so naked.

• 41:13Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, oh, yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 00

  Like, I, I thought like, oh, like, maybe a little naked.

• 41:17Fortune Feimster?

  Like a little bit of...

• 41:18Speaker 00

  Like a little, like, you know.

• 41:19Mae Martin?

  They surprised you on the date?

• 41:20Speaker 00

  No, I just like, didn't think that far. I just like, was like...

• 41:23Fortune Feimster?

  You thought y'all be slapping titties like once?

• 41:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, or like, like, the shadows were gonna be appropriately placed.

• 41:29Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 41:30Speaker 00

  And then we showed up to the day and it was very bright. I'm not sure if you guys remember, but there was like, it was daytime. All the windows were up.

• 41:39Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 41:40Speaker 00

  It was lit.

• 41:41Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm a light-off kind of gal.

• 41:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's a lot for like, a first time. I kind of like, like, you know, maybe dark for the first, a little like, ambiance.

• 41:48Tig Notaro?

  Mood lighting.

• 41:49Mae Martin?

  But there was no mood lighting.

• 41:51Fortune Feimster?

  But had you, I don't remember, had you guys in your career done that amount of nudity before?

• 41:58Speaker 00

  I was in a movie called Ex. That was, um, very, I played a porn star, so...

• 42:04Fortune Feimster?

  You did? I'm gonna look that up.

• 42:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, can you Google?

• 42:12Speaker 00

  But it was weirdly different. It was, it was a little bit different. That was more nighttime. Um, there was a lot of like, evil happening, so it was more nighttime. And this was very daytime.

• 42:22Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 00

  It was hunting.

• 42:24Fortune Feimster?

  And did you two know each other before this project?

• 42:26Mae Martin?

  No.

• 42:27Tig Notaro?

  They do now, right?

• 42:29Mae Martin?

  We are friends for life. We know a lot about each other now.

• 42:32Tig Notaro?

  Do you know any body secrets about each other?

• 42:34Mae Martin?

  Body secrets?

• 42:36Speaker 00

  Kind of.

• 42:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 42:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, we do, actually. We just shared some backstage.

• 42:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we sure did. I mean, but that's...

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Not like sexually.

• 42:43Fortune Feimster?

  Or like, checking each other's moles?

• 42:45Tig Notaro?

  I don't know. Just everybody's got bodies. Body secrets, right?

• 42:49Fortune Feimster?

  I get, sure, I guess.

• 42:51Tig Notaro?

  I don't, I'm sorry for the weird, one weird question tonight.

• 42:56Mae Martin?

  I think that's a fair question.

• 42:58Tig Notaro?

  I think it's a fair question.

• 42:59Mae Martin?

  Everyone looks at their body and has something that maybe they love or don't love. And, you know, there's a lot of-

• 43:06Speaker 00

  We're very supportive of each other.

• 43:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we made sure that like the camera angles, we were like, are you okay? What if, you know, I'll cover this part and you do that part and-

• 43:13Fortune Feimster?

  Now be honest.

• 43:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:15Fortune Feimster?

  After you guys did this stuff with each other, when you then had to go kiss like the guys on the show where you're like, oh.

• 43:21Speaker 00

  Blech.

• 43:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:24Speaker 00

  Yes. And we would talk about that.

• 43:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:27Speaker 00

  And when you had to go- They smell different.

• 43:29Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, this is disgusting.

• 43:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:32Mae Martin?

  It's, it was different. I love, listen, I love Dermot so much.

• 43:35Tig Notaro?

  No, he's great, for sure.

• 43:37Mae Martin?

  Bless him. But it's-

• 43:38Fortune Feimster?

  But it's not as good.

• 43:39Mae Martin?

  It's very different to kiss a beautiful woman.

• 43:41Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 43:41Mae Martin?

  You know, with soft skin and like-

• 43:43Speaker 00

  Like how different?

• 43:44Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that most- Like lovely.

• 43:46Speaker 00

  There were a lot of mists. There were a lot of like nice smells.

• 43:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:51Tig Notaro?

  Wait, there were night smells?

• 43:53Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 43:55Tig Notaro?

  I was like, what are-

• 43:56Fortune Feimster?

  Talking about these night smells.

• 43:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's like, what are night smells? There's body secrets and there's night smells.

• 44:04Mae Martin?

  But that could have made or, made or broken the experience of like if you guys had not got along or had no chemistry. So thank God, like did you meet before you started filming and be like, are we normal people?

• 44:16Tig Notaro?

  Good question, yeah.

• 44:18Mae Martin?

  Thank you.

• 44:19Fortune Feimster?

  Share feelings with each other.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  We had tequila, which is always what brings us together.

• 44:23Mae Martin?

  Yep, tequila and nachos.

• 44:25Speaker 00

  And nachos.

• 44:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 44:26Speaker 00

  And we talked about trauma.

• 44:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah. That's, you gotta go deep. We really did. I mean, it was that thing of like getting, really getting to know each other and going, all right, well, we're gonna, we're gonna be in this thing together. Like really be in this thing together.

• 44:39Tig Notaro?

  Right, right.

• 44:40Mae Martin?

  Let's go out and have dinner. And we did. And, and we, I think it was within like 10 minutes, we're like, oh, okay, this is gonna be, this is gonna be, we're, we're good, we're making out. Yeah, and we're gonna like it. Trauma, trauma bonding is real. Trauma dumping, trauma bonding. Yeah. That's how we gotta live.

• 44:57Tig Notaro?

  And then what about like your family?

• 44:59Fortune Feimster?

  Here comes a good question.

• 45:00Tig Notaro?

  You gotta see this and they're like, whoa, we were watching, like any, um, how'd that go?

• 45:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. My mom has like a group of girlfriends, there's like 10 of them, they're called the Playgroup and they're all in their 70s.

• 45:14Tig Notaro?

  Where do they live?

• 45:15Speaker 00

  In Florida.

• 45:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I'm close to their age.

• 45:17Fortune Feimster?

  I wanna hang out with them.

• 45:20Fortune Feimster?

  Well, Ma, and your family's Swedish, so they just walk around naked all the time, right? Is that a thing?

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:26Fortune Feimster?

  At birthdays?

• 45:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 45:28Fortune Feimster?

  Do they get stars in Sweden?

• 45:30Speaker 04

  Do they get stars?

• 45:31Fortune Feimster?

  Was it the network that you didn't end up on?

• 45:34Speaker 04

  Oh, I was like, yeah, they get stars. We see stars there too.

• 45:39Fortune Feimster?

  We have stars in Sweden, yes.

• 45:43Speaker 04

  They don't get stars, but it did get released in Sweden. And, uh, yeah, my family's pretty, I mean, I had to sit beside my dad, I brought my dad to see Watchmen when that came out.

• 45:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  And, and there's a long sex scene in that.

• 45:59Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:00Speaker 04

  And I sat beside him and he went, wow, yeah, you really did work out, your ass looks great. And I was like, oh my god, dad.

• 46:07Fortune Feimster?

  You guys, he's European, calm down.

• 46:09Speaker 04

  Yeah. It wasn't, I know. And, and, and then when I went to do press for that, the first time I said that in a press room, my, my publicist went, don't, don't say that.

• 46:20Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna save it for the Netflix as a joke special.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  And he was really just being like, he was awkward too, he didn't know what to say. So he was just kinda like, yeah, you, you worked out well.

• 46:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, go on, yeah.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  But, but he's gotten a little older now and he, you know, he saw this and he just went, I mean, you did a great job and great acting and, you know, maybe next season they can just like, you're a little bit more like a boss lady and like, maybe not as much sex and like, you start a company and, it's like, okay dad, I'll pass it on.

• 46:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, maybe you could be a beekeeper or something.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Totally.

• 46:51Speaker 00

  He says that to me as well in a leopard shirt.

• 46:53Speaker 04

  He said that to you, yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  Yeah. He said that, not, too much sex.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  Too much sex.

• 46:59Fortune Feimster?

  Too much sex.

• 47:00Tig Notaro?

  Who said too much sex?

• 47:02Speaker 00

  Her dad.

• 47:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

• 47:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 47:04Tig Notaro?

  He's gonna be so psyched about the beekeeper storyline.

• 47:07Fortune Feimster?

  Love this stuff.

• 47:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mine are weird about it.

• 47:12Speaker 04

  Well, your parents are weird about sex?

• 47:15Mae Martin?

  Uh, not in life. They're too open about it.

• 47:19Tig Notaro?

  They're doing it all the time, right?

• 47:21Mae Martin?

  Well, they like to say, just so you know, we still have sex. Like, they want me to know that, which I like.

• 47:26Speaker 04

  Great.

• 47:26Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, they're like, BT dubs, May, we're still doing it.

• 47:31Mae Martin?

  But they definitely don't watch those parts. But we've both worked with Lisa Kudrow.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 47:36Mae Martin?

  And she played my mom, and it was a very autobiographical story. And my mom watched that, and I was so scared. And then afterwards, she said, I don't know what you're worried about. That character's nothing like me. And it was really verbatim.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  That's so... Lot of insight she's got, your mom.

• 47:53Mae Martin?

  I know. But you're on the, in the new comeback. I'm so excited to watch.

• 47:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 47:58Speaker 04

  So cool.

• 47:59Mae Martin?

  Thanks.

• 48:00Speaker 04

  It's a, it's a great, it's such a well-written show. I feel so lucky to have been like... That, that was my first show out here. They're the one, Michael Patrick and Lisa Kudrow took their chance on me.

• 48:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 48:11Speaker 04

  So I got them to thank for sitting here with you.

• 48:15Tig Notaro?

  Aww.

• 48:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah. What was your, what was your first job ever? I mean, acting job?

• 48:21Speaker 00

  Um, I was a child. I was like, I think I was four or five.

• 48:25Mae Martin?

  Oh, wow.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  I was a french fry in a McDonald's.

• 48:28Mae Martin?

  An toddler. No, an infant.

• 48:30Tig Notaro?

  May thought a five-year-old was an infant.

• 48:33Speaker 00

  I mean...

• 48:34Mae Martin?

  I don't know the terms.

• 48:35Speaker 00

  Sometimes it could be. No, yeah, that's where I got my start. And it was all down off in there.

• 48:40Fortune Feimster?

  You're season pro.

• 48:41Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:42Fortune Feimster?

  All those Pitch Perfect movies. Love.

• 48:44Mae Martin?

  Obsessed.

• 48:46Fortune Feimster?

  Off the awesome. And then you were in another huge Netflix series with Claire Danes.

• 48:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god, yeah. I have binged it.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  So did I.

• 48:56Mae Martin?

  It was so really good.

• 48:57Fortune Feimster?

  And so you guys just filmed...

• 49:00Tig Notaro?

  Are you already wrapped on season two of The Hunting Wives?

• 49:02Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, we are.

• 49:03Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my god, you guys! Tell us everything.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  No, what can we say?

• 49:10Speaker 04

  Oh, my gosh. Should we just enact some of the scenes?

• 49:14Tig Notaro?

  Yes, please. This is what everyone paid for.

• 49:18Tig Notaro?

  I know somebody who's on this season. Who? Who? Oh, wait, is it a secret?

• 49:23Speaker 04

  Is it a secret? I think most of the casting's out. Or we don't have to talk about it. I don't know.

• 49:28Tig Notaro?

  Stamos?

• 49:29Speaker 00

  Oh, no, yeah, that's out.

• 49:30Tig Notaro?

  Wait, did you guys hear that?

• 49:31Mae Martin?

  I didn't hear that.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 49:32Tig Notaro?

  John Stamos.

• 49:33Mae Martin?

  John Stamos?

• 49:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 49:35Mae Martin?

  That's amazing.

• 49:36Tig Notaro?

  He's gorgeous. Yeah.

• 49:37Mae Martin?

  He is.

• 49:38Tig Notaro?

  Wait, is he making out with y'all?

• 49:41Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna, we're gonna tell you that part, but we can...

• 49:43Tig Notaro?

  Don't let the lesbians down this season.

• 49:46Mae Martin?

  You guys.

• 49:47Speaker 00

  Did we let you down before?

• 49:49Mae Martin?

  No, no, but it would be, imagine though, season two is like...

• 49:52Tig Notaro?

  Y'all became lesbian icons.

• 49:53Mae Martin?

  Unbelievably straight, yeah.

• 49:54Speaker 04

  The lesbians will not be disappointed.

• 49:56Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 49:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 49:57Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 49:59Tig Notaro?

  I imagine straight men won't either.

• 50:01Speaker 04

  Straight men won't, gay men won't, like, there is a lot going on this season.

• 50:05Speaker 00

  For everyone!

• 50:06Tig Notaro?

  Who was the demographic coming up to you guys the most about this show? I am curious. Fortune. Besides me. Well, did you get a lot of feedback from lesbians, or was...

• 50:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 50:17Tig Notaro?

  You did?

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, there was a lot of, a lot of lesbian community and...

• 50:22Mae Martin?

  Straight women too, I feel like.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  A lot of straight women.

• 50:25Tig Notaro?

  Here's my question, is, is this like a reality of these wives doing this?

• 50:32Speaker 00

  This is, this is happening.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, so, so May Cobb, actually, we asked her sort of where the idea came from. Sorry, yeah, the writer of the novel, and she just said, you know, there was a small town outside of Dallas, I want to say, and she goes, "Girl, I couldn't even write some of the stuff in my novel that these people do."

• 50:50Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 50:51Speaker 04

  Like, this is based on... And there was a woman who came up to us at this event, and she's like, "I know May, we were in the same town. I know who you are in this town, and I know who you are in this town."

• 51:02Mae Martin?

  No way!

• 51:04Speaker 04

  Yeah. I want to go and meet these women.

• 51:06Tig Notaro?

  And I'm sorry, the woman's name was May?

• 51:09Mae Martin?

  Author of the book.

• 51:10Speaker 04

  That's mine, yeah.

• 51:11Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 51:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 51:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:14Mae Martin?

  That's crazy. I don't need a lot of mailers.

• 51:16Tig Notaro?

  And how much would you want to sit down with these people that they possibly think is actually...

• 51:23Mae Martin?

  I am so curious to sit down with them. I also don't want to lock the doors behind me, but like I need an escape route, but I would be...

• 51:29Tig Notaro?

  You know what you should do? You should get May to hunt down their emails.

• 51:34Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. I'm good at that.

• 51:36Speaker 04

  You're good at that?

• 51:37Mae Martin?

  I can get, I can sort them down.

• 51:38Tig Notaro?

  May can get ahold of anyone. Give some of that juicy gossip.

• 51:43Mae Martin?

  Okay. Well, I have my primary school teachers. I'm in touch with all of them. And I had to find all their emails. So that's...

• 51:50Tig Notaro?

  May constantly emails their childhood teachers.

• 51:56Mae Martin?

  I can't let a connection...

• 51:57Speaker 04

  Why did you do that? Just out of curiosity.

• 52:00Tig Notaro?

  That's a fair question, Mal.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Just curious.

• 52:02Mae Martin?

  Really, like, driven by nostalgia and I can't let go of connections. Like, the first time I ever filmed something, I assumed everyone would be best friends forever, in touch forever, and I'm like, when are we hanging out, guys? And it was so sad to learn that people have lives. It's all an illusion. Yeah.

• 52:21Tig Notaro?

  So people have lives?

• 52:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah, apparently.

• 52:24Tig Notaro?

  It's hard to accept.

• 52:26Mae Martin?

  They're not just at home playing foosball.

• 52:28Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 52:29Speaker 04

  So you're gonna be emailing us a lot after this? Is that what's happening?

• 52:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I was like, guys, that was such a fun hang.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, can't wait.

• 52:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I mean, you came on the show. We're gonna be in touch forever, right? We're besties.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  I mean, yeah, you can email me, that's fine.

• 52:42Mae Martin?

  You better believe if I see you at an event, I'm gonna be overly familiar. I'm gonna be like, guys, what's up?

• 52:47Tig Notaro?

  We sat on a couch together. May, you should get a business card made.

• 52:50Mae Martin?

  I'm sorry?

• 52:51Tig Notaro?

  That's okay.

• 52:55Tig Notaro?

  You should get a business card made.

• 52:57Mae Martin?

  Should I?

• 52:58Tig Notaro?

  Yes, you should.

• 52:59Mae Martin?

  Why?

• 53:01Tig Notaro?

  Well, when you meet people, you can say...

• 53:05Mae Martin?

  Here's my card?

• 53:05Tig Notaro?

  Here's my card. And then you can keep in touch.

• 53:10Mae Martin?

  In their court.

• 53:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you make a good point.

• 53:13Mae Martin?

  I need that to say.

• 53:13Speaker 04

  They lose control then. That's hard.

• 53:15Tig Notaro?

  Did you, did I tell you about my business card I had made?

• 53:18Mae Martin?

  No.

• 53:18Tig Notaro?

  It was just a sketch I did of my, like a cartoon version of my face. And I had it, I had them all printed out and I would go play, this is like in, like 15 years ago. And I'd go places and I'd be like, listen, I love what you're saying. Give me a call. And, and they'd be like, great. And they'd be like, wait, there's no contact information.

• 53:42Speaker 04

  That's awesome.

• 53:43Mae Martin?

  That's really good.

• 53:45Tig Notaro?

  It's just fun to like slip someone a card.

• 53:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Oh my god.

• 53:50Tig Notaro?

  That's how you do it.

• 53:51Speaker 04

  You should definitely do that.

• 53:52Tig Notaro?

  You're just like, hey, Brittany?

• 53:54Speaker 00

  And according to how serious you are is how slowly you slide it across.

• 53:57Tig Notaro?

  I am very serious.

• 53:59Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 54:01Tig Notaro?

  Here is a drawing I did, poorly of my own face. I would love to hear from you again.

• 54:08Tig Notaro?

  You'll have to ask May to hunt down my contact information.

• 54:14Mae Martin?

  Do, I always have to ask people if they laugh a lot during filming.

• 54:18Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's a great question, May.

• 54:20Mae Martin?

  I can't believe that people don't, like, was that a problem? It's a problem for me all the time.

• 54:26Speaker 00

  Sometimes the lines that we have to say are really funny in the way that we have to say them. And especially because we have to be so serious. We do laugh a lot.

• 54:33Speaker 04

  We do, yeah.

• 54:34Mae Martin?

  Can you give us an example of a line that is?

• 54:37Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I thought you were gonna say, can we get an example of your laugh?

• 54:40Speaker 04

  The wet, the wet line?

• 54:41Tig Notaro?

  The wet line?

• 54:43Mae Martin?

  Which, is one of my lines?

• 54:45Speaker 00

  Do you remember?

• 54:46Mae Martin?

  When I say I'm so wet?

• 54:47Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:48Tig Notaro?

  No?

• 54:48Speaker 00

  But you can go into there if you want.

• 54:50Mae Martin?

  Wait, what'd you say, Malon?

• 54:52Speaker 04

  I'm so wet. So wet.

• 54:55Mae Martin?

  And you have to say it deadly seriously.

• 54:57Speaker 00

  And we had to do an ADR.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  We had to do, that's the worst part.

• 55:01Tig Notaro?

  Guys, hello, we're here.

• 55:04Tig Notaro?

  There are other people.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  When you go into ADR, which is like, when you have to do some looping, if like you can't hear it properly and you go in and you have to ADR a sex scene. And it's just you doing kissing noises alone.

• 55:18Tig Notaro?

  And a lot of like yowza.

• 55:20Mae Martin?

  They should just pull the audio from The Bachelor.

• 55:24Speaker 00

  That would be great. There's some creepy engineer in the back being like, great.

• 55:28Mae Martin?

  That was a good one.

• 55:29Speaker 00

  That one was good.

• 55:30Mae Martin?

  He's like, say that again. You're like, I'm so wet again.

• 55:35Speaker 00

  I'm so wet. I did turn around at one point and I was like, "My mom is so proud of me."

• 55:42Mae Martin?

  Because you actually are kissing your hand, right?

• 55:46Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 55:50Speaker 04

  I mean, you could. I'm not ju-- I think that's great, a great idea. I didn't.

• 55:54Fortune Feimster?

  I'm so good at kissing my hand.

• 55:57Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what are you, just kissing the air? Like, what are you doing?

• 56:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, it's not a lot of kiss. It's usually, the ADR stuff is a lot of moaning and like, a lot of like, breathing and a lot of like...

• 56:09Speaker 04

  It really is, it's so wild when you stand there and you're like...

• 56:13Fortune Feimster?

  I can't believe I wasn't hard for the hunting one.

• 56:17Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god, we have to do the Hunting Dykes.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 56:22Fortune Feimster?

  They already got parodies on SNL. Did you guys see the SNL parody?

• 56:27Speaker 04

  We saw the parody, but I want to see your parody.

• 56:29Fortune Feimster?

  The Hunting Dykes.

• 56:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you did the Hunting Dykes?

• 56:32Speaker 04

  We saw the one on, there was one on SNL that they did.

• 56:35Tig Notaro?

  Oh, there was?

• 56:36Mae Martin?

  That's an honor, that's cool.

• 56:38Fortune Feimster?

  It was really funny.

• 56:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was funny.

• 56:40Tig Notaro?

  And they called it the Hunting Dykes?

• 56:42Fortune Feimster?

  No, not the Hunting...

• 56:46Fortune Feimster?

  They just parodied their show.

• 56:48Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 56:49Fortune Feimster?

  But no one had thought about the Hunting Dykes yet.

• 56:52Speaker 04

  But I think the three of you should definitely get on that.

• 56:54Fortune Feimster?

  We will do it.

• 56:55Mae Martin?

  I'll be the hunting bisexual. That's, that'll be me.

• 57:00Tig Notaro?

  The Hunting Days.

• 57:02Mae Martin?

  The Hunting Days, yeah, yeah.

• 57:03Speaker 04

  They didn't do that.

• 57:05Mae Martin?

  No, that hasn't been done.

• 57:07Tig Notaro?

  I, I, I want to have a, I have a pitch. Well, no, I don't even have a pitch. I just have an idea that I don't know what to do with yet, and it is called Trad Dyke.

• 57:17Mae Martin?

  Trad Dyke is good.

• 57:21Tig Notaro?

  Where I'm traditional lesbian. And I do a traditional lesbian thing.

• 57:28Speaker 04

  It's very old school of you.

• 57:29Fortune Feimster?

  We're listening to your pitch, go ahead.

• 57:31Tig Notaro?

  That's it, just maybe let your producers know that that idea's out there. It just centers around me in a flannel.

• 57:43Tig Notaro?

  We'll work it out later. Here's my card.

• 57:51Speaker 04

  You have to ask, will the wig be returning for season two? It will be. It will! It will be, but it's a new wig. It's a new one. It's a new wig, y'all. It's a fancy one. It was one that's not pulled out of a box. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That didn't fit my head. It's one that they made for me. Because when you started filming, you were on Starz, and then it premiered on Netflix. That's right.

• 58:12Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 58:13Speaker 04

  Now you get the nice wig. We moved up in the world.

• 58:15Tig Notaro?

  I've got a question.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:16Tig Notaro?

  Will the Merkin be returning this season?

• 58:19Speaker 04

  You betcha.

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Isn't that what they're called?

• 58:22Speaker 04

  Wait, did you guys wear Merkin? Did you guys have to wear Merkins? No. No, we went full bush. No, full bush! Y'all, I'm joking. Y'all, you're so sweet. We had to do, um, she-boos. She-boos, is that what they were called? She-boos? Am I thinking of the dog now? Is that a sheba? Isn't a sheba where you... Sheba, you know? I'm gonna Google it. Oh, is that the one that you pee through? That you pee in, like if you're at a festival? She-boos? It's like a she-moo. Maybe it's a she-moo. I don't know what it's called. She-moo. Can you just, can you describe it?

• 58:47Tig Notaro?

  How is this interview going?

• 58:48Speaker 04

  It's like a... Is this the best interview you guys have ever done? Yeah. Is this like inside the actor's studio?

• 58:56Tig Notaro?

  And I'm sorry, it's called a she-boob?

• 58:59Speaker 04

  She-moo. She-moo!

• 59:02Speaker 00

  There's little bits and bobs that they give you. It, it looks like a science experiment. They lay it all out for you in your trailer, and you're just like, what have I done with my life? And there's just like little pieces that you have to put strategically on your body.

• 59:15Speaker 04

  That you tape on your body. Tape onto your bush.

• 59:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  But I didn't, I didn't get the memo that you're, there's like a little foam bit, sort of like, um, like a, like a jock, like a jock cup, or whatever they're called. Yeah.

• 59:30Tig Notaro?

  You know, the boys do.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  But you gotta put that on first, and then you put the tape bit that like tapes. Oh. But I didn't... You put it onto your bush? Yeah, I sure did.

• 59:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god.

• 59:40Speaker 04

  Oh my god. That one was not fun.

• 59:43Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And how did you find out you had done everything wrong?

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Very quickly. Yeah. As soon as I tried to take it off, I took a bottle of baby oil and just sprayed that thing.

• 59:55Tig Notaro?

  This was before you were filming?

• 59:57Speaker 04

  Slowly, just slowly.

• 59:57Tig Notaro?

  Or at the end of the day?

• 59:58Speaker 04

  At, at the, well, it was kind of in between, because I had to pee.

• 1:00:04Tig Notaro?

  And you had baby oil?

• 1:00:05Speaker 04

  And I was taped in. Oh, it was a mess, you guys. It was a real mess. It's so glamorous, right? Yeah, yeah, it was a long time, but we, but we figured it out.

• 1:00:14Tig Notaro?

  So when you were a little girl dreaming of being an actress,

• 1:00:19Tig Notaro?

  were you in Sweden?

• 1:00:20Fortune Feimster?

  Canada.

• 1:00:21Mae Martin?

  If you could have, right.

• 1:00:23Tig Notaro?

  Canada, yeah.

• 1:00:24Mae Martin?

  Oh, you guys shot in Canada?

• 1:00:25Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy.

• 1:00:26Mae Martin?

  We, I'm from, I'm, no, no, I grew up in Canada.

• 1:00:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, where?

• 1:00:30Mae Martin?

  Toronto.

• 1:00:31Tig Notaro?

  Same.

• 1:00:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 1:00:32Mae Martin?

  I don't know how we never met back there.

• 1:00:34Tig Notaro?

  Where are you from?

• 1:00:34Fortune Feimster?

  That's cool.

• 1:00:35Speaker 00

  Florida.

• 1:00:36Mae Martin?

  It's a small town there.

• 1:00:37Tig Notaro?

  Where in Florida?

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  Tampa.

• 1:00:39Fortune Feimster?

  Don't mind us, everyone's just having their own conversation.

• 1:00:42Mae Martin?

  That's why you're so nice. That's why you want to be your teacher.

• 1:00:45Fortune Feimster?

  Not to ruin this love fest, but before you guys go, I heard y'all, sort of keeping in tradition with our show, usually our guests do ask us a question. I don't know if you guys have anything you wanted to ask us. We can talk about our bushes as well.

• 1:01:01Mae Martin?

  I would love to know about your bushes.

• 1:01:03Speaker 00

  Or baby oil.

• 1:01:05Fortune Feimster?

  So, nobody told you to have a question for us?

• 1:01:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they did.

• 1:01:08Tig Notaro?

  Oh, they did?

• 1:01:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, what do you call it?

• 1:01:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they did. I mean, I have a million questions for you guys, but we don't have enough time.

• 1:01:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we do.

• 1:01:19Mae Martin?

  Lock the doors.

• 1:01:21Tig Notaro?

  We can make time.

• 1:01:22Mae Martin?

  Do you want to go first?

• 1:01:23Speaker 00

  Okay. Um, my question, I didn't know if it was like, if it should be serious or not.

• 1:01:28Fortune Feimster?

  It should be really serious.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  Well, one was serious and one was not. And then they picked the serious one. I was like, oh, I guess you guys are serious.

• 1:01:35Fortune Feimster?

  We can get earnest.

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:01:37Fortune Feimster?

  We've cried on our podcast.

• 1:01:38Mae Martin?

  I'm Canadian.

• 1:01:40Fortune Feimster?

  I can get earnest.

• 1:01:41Speaker 00

  This is very serious.

• 1:01:42Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 1:01:43Tig Notaro?

  Will you tell May that you, just say, I know you. Just say that. Just trust me.

• 1:01:48Mae Martin?

  I know you.

• 1:01:48Tig Notaro?

  Just say, I know you.

• 1:01:50Mae Martin?

  I know you. Thank you.

• 1:01:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:53Mae Martin?

  Thank you.

• 1:01:54Fortune Feimster?

  That was good acting.

• 1:01:55Mae Martin?

  Was that good acting?

• 1:01:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that was.

• 1:01:57Fortune Feimster?

  No, what?

• 1:01:57Mae Martin?

  Oh, from mom. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:00Tig Notaro?

  But, real quick, do you know that May was number one on the star meter?

• 1:02:05Fortune Feimster?

  For a while? Yeah, number one. IMDb star meter, baby. Wayward.

• 1:02:10Mae Martin?

  I think it was because we know you made it one.

• 1:02:12Fortune Feimster?

  This couch is full of Netflix stars. That for weeks.

• 1:02:15Mae Martin?

  I think people were trying to figure out like what I am.

• 1:02:21Speaker 00

  Um, oh, yeah. What was something that you guys thought at the time really sucked? And then turned out to be exactly what needed to happen? Or a ghost story?

• 1:02:33Fortune Feimster?

  Or what?

• 1:02:34Tig Notaro?

  Or a ghost story.

• 1:02:35Speaker 00

  Or a ghost story. It was really either or. I want to know both.

• 1:02:40Mae Martin?

  I love that first question.

• 1:02:42Fortune Feimster?

  That is a good question. No one's ever asked us that. You don't like the second question?

• 1:02:45Mae Martin?

  Well, I don't have one, so I'm...

• 1:02:48Fortune Feimster?

  You'd be told I still don't know what the second question was. Do you have a ghost story? Okay, thank you.

• 1:02:56Fortune Feimster?

  I'm about here. You're so hard to understand.

• 1:02:59Speaker 00

  I know. I was saying nice earlier, but I said nights, you know.

• 1:03:03Fortune Feimster?

  We walk off going, I don't know what that woman was saying the whole night.

• 1:03:08Fortune Feimster?

  There's so many things that at the time when it happened were so hard. And then later I was like, thank God. Just like that Garth Brooks song. Sometimes I thank God. For unanswered prayers. Remember when you're talking? She's a man upstairs. Just because you've been an answer doesn't mean he don't care. Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

• 1:03:44Fortune Feimster?

  That was, that was for your Haunting Wives fans. They're gonna like that.

• 1:03:48Speaker 00

  Was that your ghost story? Or was that your...

• 1:03:52Tig Notaro?

  You still got it, kid.

• 1:03:54Fortune Feimster?

  You got it, girl.

• 1:03:56Mae Martin?

  Well, have you guys, have you heard the parable of the Chinese farmer?

• 1:04:03Mae Martin?

  Okay, so...

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  Weirdly, no.

• 1:04:05Mae Martin?

  There's this, um...

• 1:04:08Tig Notaro?

  It does take us a while to answer questions.

• 1:04:10Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna try and tell it super fast.

• 1:04:11Tig Notaro?

  No, no, go on. May gonna may.

• 1:04:13Mae Martin?

  Okay, so there's this farmer in China and his horses escaped. And his neighbors say, "Oh my god, I'm so sorry for this tragedy. Wow, this is so awful." And he says, "Maybe." And then the horses come back and they bring more horses with them. And so they're like, "This is such good news." And he goes, "Maybe." And then his son is feeding the horses and they trample his son's legs, broken legs. And they go, "Oh my god, this is awful news." And he goes, "Maybe." Then the army comes, says, "We're conscripting all men, but we can't take your son because his legs are broken." And they're like, "Man, that's great news." And he's like, "Maybe." So it just shows you, like, you never know. Something could seem awful and then it's good.

• 1:04:53Tig Notaro?

  It's awful. That's an awful story.

• 1:04:55Mae Martin?

  This poor guy, but I like it. I could get a tattoo that says, "Maybe." That would be cool. Yeah, maybe you should. Maybe, maybe, maybe.

• 1:05:03Tig Notaro?

  Now, speaking of Texas, I did- Are we ever gonna answer this question?

• 1:05:09Tig Notaro?

  Well, we're Lucy Goosey, right? Do you mind? Go on Goosey. Okay, I won't tell my story. No, no, no, no. No, no, please tell it. We'll always wonder. Well, because May told their story that didn't apply to anything. I figured, I figured I could too. I lived in Texas for a while as a kid and I went to church as a small child. And I remember, this is so Texas, but the priest was told a story about- I can't even actually remember the story. Never mind.

• 1:05:44Tig Notaro?

  No, it was like, in the truncated version, is there was like a huge pile of horse shit.

• 1:05:52Mae Martin?

  I know this one.

• 1:05:54Tig Notaro?

  Oh, of course you do. What is happening? Go ahead, finish it. Wait, I can't wait to hear this.

• 1:06:00Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you go.

• 1:06:01Tig Notaro?

  No, you go.

• 1:06:02Mae Martin?

  Well, if it's the same, if it's the same one.

• 1:06:04Tig Notaro?

  Okay, let's see.

• 1:06:04Mae Martin?

  That there's this little bird that got shit on. And then it was saying, and then the little bird is saying, "Oh my god, it's, help me, help me." And then this cat gets it out of, gets it out of the shit and eats it. And it goes, "Don't, just because someone gets you out of the shit doesn't mean you can trust them." And actually, the person that shat on you was protecting you.

• 1:06:25Tig Notaro?

  Wow. That is a totally different-

• 1:06:28Mae Martin?

  Is this a separate story?

• 1:06:30Tig Notaro?

  Pile of shit story from church. There's no way this is the same story.

• 1:06:35Tig Notaro?

  How is it that we both have pile of shit church stories?

• 1:06:40Tig Notaro?

  My pile of shit church story was, and again, I don't remember all the details, but it was like a huge pile of shit. And the priest is telling us, um, it's like, uh, you know, people, I can't remember. It was something like, oh, oh, God, there's a huge pile of shit. This is Texas church and it's like, oh, God, a huge pile of shit. And then the person with the positive thought was like, yeah, but there must be a donkey in there somewhere.

• 1:07:14Tig Notaro?

  I didn't write it.

• 1:07:17Tig Notaro?

  I'm just telling you hopeful stories.

• 1:07:20Mae Martin?

  But what does that even mean? A donkey in the shit?

• 1:07:23Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, you should ask all the questions.

• 1:07:24Speaker 00

  Relating back to like, something bad was gonna happen, but it turned out to be good?

• 1:07:28Mae Martin?

  I know, but why a donkey?

• 1:07:29Tig Notaro?

  I didn't ask the priest. I just went home and wondered about it myself.

• 1:07:37Tig Notaro?

  And I never imagined that it would all lead to this moment.

• 1:07:42Tig Notaro?

  Where May would say, oh, I know this story.

• 1:07:47Mae Martin?

  I didn't.

• 1:07:49Mae Martin?

  I guess.

• 1:07:50Fortune Feimster?

  I'm so glad we went down that path.

• 1:07:52Tig Notaro?

  And what was your question again?

• 1:07:55Mae Martin?

  Have you ever had something bad happen to you and then it turns out to be good?

• 1:07:59Fortune Feimster?

  Mine was early days. It wasn't that bad, but at the time it felt so devastating.

• 1:08:04Tig Notaro?

  Does it have to do with a pile of shit?

• 1:08:06Fortune Feimster?

  It does not. But I really wanted to go to UNC Chapel Hill. You got shot in North Carolina. Um, I'm from North Carolina. So I really wanted to go to Chapel Hill and all my friends were going and I didn't get it in and I was devastated. Someone just left.

• 1:08:25Tig Notaro?

  Was that the end of your story?

• 1:08:30Fortune Feimster?

  But I was so devastated. I didn't go to the small women's college and I really like.

• 1:08:38Fortune Feimster?

  The Lord delivered.

• 1:08:43Fortune Feimster?

  There you go. Hallelujah.

• 1:08:45Mae Martin?

  That's the good that came out of the back.

• 1:08:47Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, they literally were like, the guidance counselor was like, "You need to tell us, are you going to this school or not? They're gonna give away your scholarships." I was like, "Fine." It ended up being the best four years of my life. And I got a job in L.A. because I went to that school that I would not have gotten had I gone to UNC. And it's so clear to me that that path, I was supposed to go down this other path, even though I was so devastated. My entire life, for the next 20 something years, has been dictated by that one thing that happened to me when I was 18.

• 1:09:19Mae Martin?

  I like that.

• 1:09:24Tig Notaro?

  That is wonderful.

• 1:09:25Fortune Feimster?

  Thank you.

• 1:09:26Mae Martin?

  I mean, I think about that with exes sometimes, where I've been so devastated. And then now, looking back, I think, "What a bullet I dodged."

• 1:09:39Tig Notaro?

  It seems like we should sing unanswered prayers again.

• 1:09:43Mae Martin?

  What's that?

• 1:09:43Tig Notaro?

  I said, "Sometimes I've been God for unanswered prayers." Remember when you're talking to the man upstairs? And just because he don't answer, then maybe he don't care. Some of God's greatest gifts.

• 1:10:08Tig Notaro?

  What if?

• 1:10:08Fortune Feimster?

  Look at that.

• 1:10:09Tig Notaro?

  Somebody showed up late to this show and walked in while we were singing Garth Brooks.

• 1:10:15Mae Martin?

  Sitting in silence.

• 1:10:16Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune's going...

• 1:10:20Fortune Feimster?

  You guys probably don't know this, but this is a hit podcast.

• 1:10:24Mae Martin?

  I swear.

• 1:10:26Fortune Feimster?

  Hard to tell from the show, but it is a hit podcast.

• 1:10:30Tig Notaro?

  We're wildly popular. And you know how you know? It's when people tell you that they're popular.

• 1:10:38Fortune Feimster?

  Are you guys gonna answer?

• 1:10:39Tig Notaro?

  To this question and all.

• 1:10:40Mae Martin?

  I did.

• 1:10:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you did. With your horseshit story?

• 1:10:43Mae Martin?

  No, with like exes.

• 1:10:45Tig Notaro?

  Exes. Yeah, that's right, you did. That was your story?

• 1:10:49Tig Notaro?

  Well, I mean, kind of similarly. No, not, but with a breakup. I was in Colorado and went through a breakup. And my two childhood besties, we were all living out there. And they were moving out to Los Angeles to get into TV and film. And I truly was like, well, I guess I'll throw my stuff in your, in your truck. And I, I thought I was just gonna go out to, to, um, Los Angeles for like a few months till the breakup blew over. And then I saw all the opportunity to do stand-up in the LA Weekly.

• 1:11:34Tig Notaro?

  And it was my secret dream to do stand-up. And I was like.

• 1:11:40Tig Notaro?

  Well, maybe I'll go do an open mic while I'm here. And I have not left for almost 30 years. Wow, that's great.

• 1:11:50Speaker 04

  What were you doing before stand-up? Like, that was your secret dream, but what were you like pursuing?

• 1:11:56Tig Notaro?

  Well, I do love music and I play a little bit of music. And, um, but I wasn't comfortable playing it on stage, so I started working with bands. And I was booking them and doing promotion just to kind of be in that world. And I was like, kind of talking in a high pitched voice that wasn't, no, not, no, not in that way. I just mean like, in not a very honest register.

• 1:12:23Speaker 04

  Oh, interesting.

• 1:12:24Tig Notaro?

  I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I'm happy, I'm happy. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good, it's good.

• 1:12:30Mae Martin?

  It's like when people ask how my birthday was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:35Tig Notaro?

  It's good, it's good. And then when I got here and I did stand-up, I was like, oh, I love this. Like, it hit that honest register. That's really awesome.

• 1:12:45Mae Martin?

  Do you guys have answers?

• 1:12:46Tig Notaro?

  Do you guys have one?

• 1:12:47Mae Martin?

  To your question?

• 1:12:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 1:12:49Mae Martin?

  Oh, sorry.

• 1:12:50Tig Notaro?

  Oh, they didn't tell you about that part.

• 1:12:52Mae Martin?

  Well, we can sit awkwardly and wait.

• 1:12:54Speaker 04

  I actually had like a similar, I guess going with the theme of breakups.

• 1:12:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:58Speaker 04

  Sorry, Fortune.

• 1:12:59Tig Notaro?

  Listen, I also am going through a breakup.

• 1:13:03Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 1:13:04Tig Notaro?

  No, I'm fine.

• 1:13:09Speaker 04

  It'll be for the best, right? As we're learning, right?

• 1:13:12Tig Notaro?

  Absolutely, yeah.

• 1:13:13Speaker 04

  I had, I broke up with my first husband, right? Four months after we had our son. Which was like, not, after 11 years together was not what we expected. But, the silver lining was that one of my best girlfriends from childhood flew over, moved in with me, and for a year and a half, I got to raise my son with my best girlfriend.

• 1:13:37Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my god, that's incredible.

• 1:13:39Speaker 04

  It was awesome. I so wish that we wanted to fuck each other, because it would have been so much easier.

• 1:13:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, that would have been amazing.

• 1:13:47Speaker 04

  But she's a sister to me, you know? Like, we were like, can't we? We had the conversation, and we're like, should we try?

• 1:13:54Fortune Feimster?

  I know. You should have, you're like, touching boobs, you're like, I feel nothing.

• 1:13:58Speaker 04

  I mean, I'll do that with other ladies, but not my sisters, you know what I mean?

• 1:14:01Fortune Feimster?

  Not everyone wants to be a lesbian, I get it.

• 1:14:03Speaker 04

  I mean, I do.

• 1:14:04Fortune Feimster?

  I know you want to.

• 1:14:06Mae Martin?

  Just not with her.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  Not with my sister. But it was amazing. It was such a cool experience to raise my child.

• 1:14:14Mae Martin?

  What a good friend, too, that's amazing.

• 1:14:16Speaker 04

  A great friend, yeah. Really great friends, that was fun.

• 1:14:19Fortune Feimster?

  You know what it reminds me of?

• 1:14:21Speaker 04

  What? Oh god.

• 1:14:23Fortune Feimster?

  What? No, not that song.

• 1:14:25Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I was ready.

• 1:14:26Fortune Feimster?

  The Golden Girls.

• 1:14:27Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  I've never seen it.

• 1:14:30Fortune Feimster?

  Do you guys not put the correlation together? Two women living together. It's, it tracks.

• 1:14:37Tig Notaro?

  Can we just sing Gar?

• 1:14:38Mae Martin?

  Fortune's obsessed with it.

• 1:14:39Fortune Feimster?

  How about, we can sing Golden Girls. We'll do it, but we want Brittany to answer first.

• 1:14:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, thank you for being a friend.

• 1:14:44Fortune Feimster?

  But if you don't have an answer, that's okay.

• 1:14:46Tig Notaro?

  No, it's not.

• 1:14:47Fortune Feimster?

  We can end y'all's segment, we can end your segment on Golden Girls themes.

• 1:14:53Speaker 04

  I do want that, though.

• 1:14:54Mae Martin?

  I want to hear Malin's question after as well.

• 1:14:56Speaker 04

  It's okay, Fortune didn't, so I'm just not gonna.

• 1:14:59Tig Notaro?

  I want to.

• 1:15:00Speaker 04

  I'll ask you and Tig.

• 1:15:01Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 1:15:02Speaker 00

  Um, when I was 22, I was dating a guy, and there was this like urgent email that needed to go out, and for some reason, I forgot my password. And I, I was 22, so I thought I liked him, or like loved him, but I didn't, you know, 22. And I couldn't get into my email, because I forgot my password, so he was like, just use my computer.

• 1:15:25Fortune Feimster?

  I know where this is going.

• 1:15:27Tig Notaro?

  I don't.

• 1:15:27Speaker 00

  And I checked, I was like, you know what?

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  He's sent emails. Dick pic, dick pic, dick pic, dick pic. In, in shorts that I bought him for Christmas.

• 1:15:40Tig Notaro?

  Not in the shorts you bought him.

• 1:15:42Speaker 00

  And he was sending pictures to people, to his ex-girlfriend. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:47Tig Notaro?

  Who wants to see that? They went to Mays Elementary School teacher, what?

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  Wait, so he was wearing the shorts but with his dick up?

• 1:15:55Tig Notaro?

  And I'm sorry, he was emailing them?

• 1:15:57Speaker 00

  Yes, emailing them.

• 1:15:58Tig Notaro?

  This was like send.

• 1:16:00Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 1:16:00Speaker 00

  It's in a text, but it's the same.

• 1:16:02Tig Notaro?

  Subject title. And what happened? What did you do? Penis picture.

• 1:16:06Speaker 00

  I was, here's the, why it's full circle, is like, I was, I was really upset, and then now, I don't, I never even thought about him until just now.

• 1:16:15Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 1:16:16Speaker 00

  You know, we have to. And now we have to think about this.

• 1:16:19Tig Notaro?

  But explain to me emailing, like.

• 1:16:22Speaker 00

  I, I completely agree.

• 1:16:24Tig Notaro?

  No, I really need you to explain that.

• 1:16:26Fortune Feimster?

  Texting was expensive.

• 1:16:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, but did you, did you confronted him? And did he try to turn it around on you? Like, why were you in my email?

• 1:16:35Speaker 00

  Yes, and he said, these were before we were together. I was like, these are dated. And, because they're emails.

• 1:16:42Tig Notaro?

  I just love it, you're like, not in the shorts I bought him.

• 1:16:46Speaker 00

  I know, and they were really ugly shorts, I'm not gonna lie, so.

• 1:16:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god, what if you saw that he had sent out like a mass email?

• 1:16:55Speaker 00

  I feel like that would have been better, and like, kind of funny.

• 1:16:58Fortune Feimster?

  Guess what? Sometimes I think, ah.

• 1:17:02Tig Notaro?

  We won't do it all, we won't do it all. Okay, Malin, would you like to ask your question?

• 1:17:06Speaker 00

  This was not the point and answer that I was hoping for, though.

• 1:17:07Tig Notaro?

  Malin doesn't have a question.

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  I, I do.

• 1:17:09Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you do?

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  I do, but I don't have to ask it if we're running out of time.

• 1:17:12Tig Notaro?

  We'll do a speed round.

• 1:17:13Speaker 04

  Speed round?

• 1:17:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, speed round.

• 1:17:14Speaker 04

  It's a really quick one. Well, it can be if you want it to be. It's, I don't know what that was. It is.

• 1:17:22Tig Notaro?

  Really felt like a new end of.

• 1:17:23Speaker 04

  It just made it sexual for no reason.

• 1:17:27Speaker 04

  What keeps you up at night?

• 1:17:29Tig Notaro?

  So, I'm starting.

• 1:17:30Speaker 04

  It can be.

• 1:17:31Tig Notaro?

  How much time do we have?

• 1:17:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my god.

• 1:17:34Speaker 00

  It can be very.

• 1:17:35Tig Notaro?

  There's a slept in 20 years.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Oh boy.

• 1:17:38Tig Notaro?

  Orgian left. And right.

• 1:17:41Mae Martin?

  You say orgy?

• 1:17:44Mae Martin?

  No, you sleep well after an orgy. You sleep better than you ever have. No, I, everything, is, are we in a simulation? What is the point of all of this?

• 1:17:56Tig Notaro?

  Of this podcast?

• 1:17:58Mae Martin?

  What is the point of this podcast? No, just like, uh, deep existential worry. Yeah, but that, and it's, once everyone goes to bed and I'm feel like, okay, I have a minute and I'll, maybe I'll just strum my guitar and then I'm thinking,

• 1:18:10Tig Notaro?

  what is a guitar?

• 1:18:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Oh, and then like every awful thing I've ever done is like going through my head and yeah, but I'm gonna start meditating. They, they are getting me into it. I think that's a great idea.

• 1:18:25Tig Notaro?

  No, I meditate.

• 1:18:27Mae Martin?

  Oh, sorry, Tig's getting me into it.

• 1:18:28Tig Notaro?

  I'm the elderly one that meditates, goes to bed early, you know?

• 1:18:32Mae Martin?

  We're gonna do a wellness weekend. It would be great if they did too, yeah. Yeah, we're gonna do a wellness weekend where we have to follow Tig's regime. Vegan, meditate, up at dawn, journaling.

• 1:18:44Speaker 00

  But you said you still can't sleep?

• 1:18:45Mae Martin?

  Sounds good.

• 1:18:45Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm doing, I'm doing better with my sleep. I appreciate the concerned face.

• 1:18:51Speaker 00

  Well, because I, I understand.

• 1:18:52Tig Notaro?

  I know you do, and girl, we need to talk. Yes, uh, here is my card.

• 1:19:00Mae Martin?

  You really struggle with sleep, right?

• 1:19:02Tig Notaro?

  I do, I do. I, I, but I, I hired a sleep coach, as I told you, and, um, don't laugh at my struggles.

• 1:19:11Mae Martin?

  Wait, what is a sleep coach? What did they, I mean, this is a longer conversation.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  Go, go, go!

• 1:19:18Mae Martin?

  You've got this!

• 1:19:21Speaker 04

  You're almost asleep, you're almost asleep!

• 1:19:24Tig Notaro?

  Crashing beers on their head, dumping, uh, Gatorade over me once I finally get to sleep. I'm like, ah! It's worth the money.

• 1:19:39Tig Notaro?

  Um, asleep, wait, what is a sleep?

• 1:19:41Mae Martin?

  What keeps you up at night?

• 1:19:43Tig Notaro?

  What keeps you up at night?

• 1:19:44Mae Martin?

  Your coach. Yeah, like, everything.

• 1:19:46Tig Notaro?

  My sleep coach is keeping me up.

• 1:19:50Tig Notaro?

  No, I, um, well, first of all, I am old enough to go into retirement homes. It's menopause, first off, I think is what triggered it. Thank you.

• 1:20:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, shout out menopause.

• 1:20:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. People think if you look like me, you don't go through menopause, but you do. So menopause kept me up. And then, I think it also just creates this, I really don't know, I'm just thinking, that it makes you just more sensitive when you're going through that transition. And so, anything that is outstanding, and not in a great way, but outstanding in my life, I have to deal with. Was that a dog?

• 1:20:46Tig Notaro?

  Was that a dog?

• 1:20:47Fortune Feimster?

  That was just in your menopausal moment.

• 1:20:50Speaker 00

  That dog keeps me up at night.

• 1:20:55Tig Notaro?

  But that was a dog.

• 1:20:56Fortune Feimster?

  That was a dog.

• 1:20:57Tig Notaro?

  For sure a dog.

• 1:20:58Fortune Feimster?

  I think so. Or someone acting like a dog.

• 1:21:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, there is a dog at the show.

• 1:21:04Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's...

• 1:21:06Tig Notaro?

  That is our target. What if the lights went on and it was just dogs and scenes?

• 1:21:09Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, dogs. Oh, my God. I would love that. Amazing.

• 1:21:16Tig Notaro?

  That would be so great. I would feel like we succeeded as people.

• 1:21:22Fortune Feimster?

  When you say outstanding, you mean like things you haven't done yet?

• 1:21:26Tig Notaro?

  This is the fastest I go, and you know that.

• 1:21:30Fortune Feimster?

  I'm just trying to keep us on schedule.

• 1:21:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, there is no schedule. I'm so sorry. You guys have nowhere to go.

• 1:21:39Tig Notaro?

  But yeah, I just mean outstanding like, oh, I just, I like to have a clear conscience. I like to handle things. I like to, I always say, my brain is like an attic. I don't ever want to go up there and find a dusty old box and not know what was in there. I want to handle things and deal with it, you know? And so, if I haven't, or something is on the table, it'll keep me up and I'll be like, oh, I just, I need to make a call, I need to handle that, and that will...

• 1:22:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:10Tig Notaro?

  Also, I'm like, what is May doing with their life? Or like, oh, what is May's life for? And then I start taking on your issues.

• 1:22:19Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 1:22:19Tig Notaro?

  What is a guitar, what is May's guitar?

• 1:22:22Mae Martin?

  Well, Tig's son actually wrote a song that was, that is so existential that it's like, no one knows why we're born. It's, it's so beautiful. It's like-

• 1:22:31Tig Notaro?

  When he was like five. He was like-

• 1:22:33Mae Martin?

  It's like, we don't know why the world was made. It's really good and it spun me out of it.

• 1:22:37Tig Notaro?

  And May said that they were gonna write the music for it. Never did. And that is, that is outstanding. That is outstanding.

• 1:22:45Speaker 04

  It's on the list. You better get to it.

• 1:22:48Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna get on that. What keeps you up at night, Fortune?

• 1:22:50Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, honestly, I can easily worry. Like, my brain will go a mile a minute if I let it. And I used to when I was younger, like, constantly worry. And I would be up so much, just like, always worried about something. Uh, but my mom told me at one point, like, when she could tell I was like, getting in my head, she just would say, "Don't borrow trouble. You're always worrying about what might happen before it even happens." And it really like, kinda released this thing in me where I really, I, I'm very lucky now. I just lay my head down and fall asleep, cause I, I cannot worry about the things I have no control over, you know?

• 1:23:26Mae Martin?

  Lay those girls-

• 1:23:27Fortune Feimster?

  So, don't borrow trouble. I highly recommend it.

• 1:23:30Tig Notaro?

  That's a great one.

• 1:23:30Mae Martin?

  Don't borrow trouble. Yeah.

• 1:23:32Speaker 04

  You guys wanna answer real quick? Oh, I, I bury everything real deep. So, I fall asleep real fast.

• 1:23:38Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 1:23:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, sure do. I bury that shit real hard. We've talked about it. I'm like, Britt, like, I, trying to cry, I'm, I'm like, I have not dealt with that for, for a long, and I don't want to.

• 1:23:52Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 1:23:52Speaker 04

  Um, so when we do have to do emotional scenes, I'm like, oh, fuck, I gotta dig deep.

• 1:23:57Tig Notaro?

  Can I give you my card?

• 1:23:59Speaker 04

  You sure can. Yeah. I want your coach. Cry! Um, what keeps me up at night? I, not, nothing.

• 1:24:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:10Mae Martin?

  I sleep, but the world keeps me up.

• 1:24:12Tig Notaro?

  There you go.

• 1:24:13Mae Martin?

  Really, truly.

• 1:24:14Tig Notaro?

  There is a lot to worry about, but...

• 1:24:15Mae Martin?

  But actually, putting my head down and sleeping is not an issue, which I know we've talked about. Because she's the opposite.

• 1:24:21Tig Notaro?

  Really?

• 1:24:22Speaker 00

  Total opposite.

• 1:24:22Tig Notaro?

  Where you work?

• 1:24:24Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, and I'm up for like, two, three hours every night, and that's even if I take something, but it's like, aliens, simulation.

• 1:24:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:32Speaker 00

  Birds.

• 1:24:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 1:24:34Speaker 00

  Birds! Yeah, like, there's just too many, there's too many different sounds, there's too many, like, they're all birds, but why do they sound so different?

• 1:24:42Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:45Tig Notaro?

  Now we're gonna worry about those things.

• 1:24:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, this bird and that bird...

• 1:24:48Mae Martin?

  But it worries you that...

• 1:24:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, because then I start hearing them while I'm trying to sleep, and I'm like, "That's a new bird." Like, that's how you know things are bad, is when I'm like...

• 1:24:55Mae Martin?

  Wait, what time are you sleeping? Because birds should be asleep at that hour.

• 1:24:59Speaker 00

  Well, around four or five o'clock in the morning, and I haven't fallen asleep yet, and this bird, right here, new bird.

• 1:25:05Mae Martin?

  You can get it, but also, can I just tell them that she has two sound machines?

• 1:25:10Tig Notaro?

  Oh my god, really?

• 1:25:11Mae Martin?

  And AirPods with sound, white noise in it, white sound, and sleeping medications, and...

• 1:25:17Tig Notaro?

  You need that sleep coach!

• 1:25:18Speaker 00

  Oh, I've gone, I've gone.

• 1:25:19Mae Martin?

  She still hears the birds.

• 1:25:20Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 1:25:21Speaker 00

  The last sleep coach I went to in Charlotte, he was like, "I'm gonna prescribe you Ambien," and I was like, "Oh, well, I stay up on Ambien."

• 1:25:28Mae Martin?

  That's not a sleep coach.

• 1:25:29Speaker 00

  And he goes, "Well, you're not supposed to stay up on Ambien."

• 1:25:32Mae Martin?

  No, you're not.

• 1:25:32Speaker 00

  And I go, "Yeah, I know."

• 1:25:34Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 1:25:36Speaker 00

  I don't mean to stay up, I'm not like, "Wheee!"

• 1:25:39Mae Martin?

  Do you stay off your phone?

• 1:25:40Speaker 00

  I took my Ambien!

• 1:25:42Tig Notaro?

  Try, try to turn the real one in.

• 1:25:47Mae Martin?

  Oh my god. The worst is, though, like, you're like, looking at your phone once you're, if you, if, once you do that, you're gone, then you're, these scientists are going missing, you're like...

• 1:25:56Speaker 00

  The 12 scientists.

• 1:25:57Mae Martin?

  The 12 scientists, like, what are we...

• 1:25:58Speaker 00

  And what they were studying.

• 1:25:59Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah, I know, it's insane, it's insane.

• 1:26:01Speaker 00

  Did you see the video of the girl who was explaining what she was, what she was studying, and what she, the texts that she sent her friend?

• 1:26:05Mae Martin?

  Yes, I did.

• 1:26:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:26:06Mae Martin?

  And did you see that under the pyramids, they've found these chambers, like, huge chambers? It's like, confirmed.

• 1:26:12Tig Notaro?

  We have to go to commercial. There's only one thing left to say, uh, our lovely guest, we want to thank you for being a friend.

• 1:26:20Mae Martin?

  Thank you so much.

• 1:26:21Speaker 00

  Thank you.

• 1:26:22Tig Notaro?

  Are you guys ready?

• 1:26:23Mae Martin?

  Thank you for being...

• 1:26:25Tig Notaro?

  Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true. You're a pal and a confidant. That was also- And if you threw a party, everyone and everyone you knew, you would see the greatest gift would be from me. And the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend." Give it up for Brittany Snow and Malin Eichmann! Thank you guys so much. Thank you so much. Oh, I'm sorry.

• 1:27:02Tig Notaro?

  I'm expecting an email. Okay, I will. I'm sorry. Bye. That was so fun.

• 1:27:10Tig Notaro?

  Check out Money Wives on Netflix. Thank you. Season two will be coming soon. Keep it handsome, you guys. We just want to thank all of you guys for coming to our show. Thank you so much. We love you. We hope that you go see a bunch of shows this week at the Netflix's Junk Festival. Thank you for listening to our podcast. Thank you to our amazing guests tonight. Yes, thank you. Malin Eichmann, Brittany Snow. Yep. And- Until next time, keep it handsome! Thank you guys so much. We appreciate you. Handsome is hosted by me, Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Thiemster.

• 1:27:52Tig Notaro?

  The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. Follow us on social media @handsomepod.

• 1:28:05Tig Notaro?

  What a podcast! What a podcast!

• 1:28:11Tig Notaro?

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.