Edi Patterson asks about vibey books

Edi Patterson (The Righteous Gemstones, Knives Out) asks Handsome a question that's all about the vibes! Plus seeing your friends in the nude, teasing some "Wayward" cameos, and Tig losing track of what the hell we're talking about! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:04Mae Martin?

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• 0:18Tig Notaro?

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• 1:37Tig Notaro?

  Hey Handsoms, it is your friend Tig, letting you know first that pre-sale tickets for my new tour in 2026 called Out of Nowhere go on sale tomorrow, October 29th, at 10:00 a.m. with password "nowhere." Again, password "nowhere." Get a jump on sales now at TigNotaro.com. See you on the road, friends.

• 2:09Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the handsome pod. I'm Fortune Feimster.

• 2:20Fortune Feimster?

  I'm Mae Martin.

• 2:20Mae Martin?

  I'm Tik NoTara. Whoops. And who is that?

• 2:23Fortune Feimster?

  And who's that?

• 2:26Mae Martin?

  May, it's me, Tik.

• 2:27Fortune Feimster?

  It's me, May.

• 2:28Tig Notaro?

  Hey.

• 2:29Mae Martin?

  We rehearsed that.

• 2:30Fortune Feimster?

  We wanted that to happen exactly like it did.

• 2:33Tig Notaro?

  It was scripted, very much so.

• 2:35Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm.

• 2:36Fortune Feimster?

  You guys.

• 2:37Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm.

• 2:38Fortune Feimster?

  How's everyone doing?

• 2:40Mae Martin?

  Well, we're distracted by your beautiful eyes reflected by your beautiful baby blue shirt.

• 2:46Tig Notaro?

  Thank you.

• 2:47Fortune Feimster?

  Look, when I wear blue, my eyes get bluer.

• 2:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 2:51Tig Notaro?

  They pop, pop.

• 2:53Mae Martin?

  Isn't that weird that you just wear a different color shirt and then your eyes look bluer?

• 2:57Fortune Feimster?

  Are you guys mesmerized by my beauty?

• 2:59Tig Notaro?

  I can't see them.

• 3:01Fortune Feimster?

  Right there.

• 3:04Tig Notaro?

  I can't see them, but I believe they're there.

• 3:07Fortune Feimster?

  Glasses on. Why can't you see?

• 3:09Tig Notaro?

  You know, I have to, I, I wish I had an answer to this. I told you about how I now have this droopy eye. I have to go to the doctor, see what's going on with me. Can you see how I have this eye?

• 3:22Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't notice it until you pointed it out. And now I'm like, yeah, you have a droopy eye.

• 3:26Mae Martin?

  Wait, but are you doing it on purpose right now?

• 3:29Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my. Are you doing this? Why on earth?

• 3:33Fortune Feimster?

  Are you really doing this?

• 3:34Tig Notaro?

  It's, it's, yeah, that was also scripted before the show. I thought I'm gonna have one of my eyes droop. If you go back and look at the podcast, you'll see that for the past few months, I have this slight droop in my right eye. And so, um.

• 3:53Fortune Feimster?

  Easter egg.

• 3:54Tig Notaro?

  Yes, an Easter egg, a droopy Easter egg.

• 3:58Fortune Feimster?

  Just like Taylor Swift.

• 4:00Tig Notaro?

  So, yeah, I have to go see what's going on with my eyes. Why do I have a droopy eye?

• 4:06Fortune Feimster?

  I love that you're like, oh, I'll go see about it in a couple of months.

• 4:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 4:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I wonder if it's like the optic nerve or something.

• 4:15Tig Notaro?

  You know what? If you Google it, it's anywhere from aging to really scary things. So it could, we're, we're gonna, we're gonna check that out. And, um, but, and also my eyesight, as I've mentioned in the past few months, has just gone. So.

• 4:33Mae Martin?

  Time for a new prescription.

• 4:34Fortune Feimster?

  Definitely think you should go to the eye doctor.

• 4:37Tig Notaro?

  I'm going, but the thing is, is like getting, there's a doctor at Cedars, which is where I go to all my appointments. And the, the ophthalmologist there no longer is there. And then somebody else is like trying to pick up all the slack. And so it's like months away that you can get an appointment. Who cares? All I'm saying is, when I say I can't see, believe me. But, um, I'm, I'm on it, trying to get it figured out what's going on with my eyesight.

• 5:09Mae Martin?

  Good. Just so you can see Fortune's baby blues.

• 5:12Tig Notaro?

  Yes. And listen, those of you at home, if you have a YouTube, look at it. And ladies, and even men that if Fortune's your type.

• 5:22Mae Martin?

  Especially men.

• 5:23Tig Notaro?

  Or ladies, I mean, check out these eyes that I'm hearing are popping right now.

• 5:30Mae Martin?

  There's a lot.

• 5:30Tig Notaro?

  Hopping and locking.

• 5:31Mae Martin?

  There's a lot to look at on, on YouTube right now. You've got the droopy eye. You've got the baby blues. You've got my pile of garbage in the background of my.

• 5:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you still haven't donated anything.

• 5:41Tig Notaro?

  There is so much going on and yet nothing is going on.

• 5:46Mae Martin?

  Nothing.

• 5:47Tig Notaro?

  Yet nothing.

• 5:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 5:50Tig Notaro?

  And wait, Fortune, you're in a hotel right now.

• 5:52Mae Martin?

  I sure am.

• 5:53Tig Notaro?

  Are you on tour? Are you filming something? Tell us what's going on.

• 5:57Mae Martin?

  I'm on tour. Fortune, is it finally time for you to write a note and leave it behind a painting in a?

• 6:04Tig Notaro?

  Yes, it is. It's funny you should say that, May, because it is.

• 6:09Fortune Feimster?

  Time.

• 6:11Mae Martin?

  I see that painting right behind you. But you just roll it up real small.

• 6:16Fortune Feimster?

  Room number I'm in.

• 6:18Tig Notaro?

  I bet you can find it.

• 6:21Fortune Feimster?

  How will I ever find out? Boy, I think I remember.

• 6:24Mae Martin?

  It's usually written on the door.

• 6:26Fortune Feimster?

  I'm in Atlanta for my show.

• 6:28Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 6:29Fortune Feimster?

  This is at the Fourth Hotel.

• 6:31Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 6:32Mae Martin?

  It's called the Fourth Hotel?

• 6:33Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 6:34Mae Martin?

  Okay, I thought you'd changed hotels three times.

• 6:36Fortune Feimster?

  And I guess I can, you guys are gonna have to remind me after the pod. Uh, this room number is thirteen oh eight.

• 6:45Mae Martin?

  I mean, is there, do you have a pen nearby? We could do it with you now.

• 6:48Fortune Feimster?

  It's somewhere over there. Are you gonna make me get up?

• 6:51Tig Notaro?

  Fortune can't get up.

• 6:52Mae Martin?

  Sorry. Okay, okay, we'll do it.

• 6:54Fortune Feimster?

  I'll, I'll, there's a brown painting in here, a big square brown painting.

• 7:00Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 7:00Fortune Feimster?

  What do you want me to put on there? Keep it handsome?

• 7:03Mae Martin?

  Don't desecrate the painting itself.

• 7:06Fortune Feimster?

  No, on a note, I'm gonna put it on a note and put it behind the painting.

• 7:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah, roll it up. Yeah, keep it handsome or um.

• 7:13Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 7:14Mae Martin?

  A little knock, knock joke?

• 7:16Fortune Feimster?

  And if someone finds this, they get a key, right?

• 7:21Mae Martin?

  Let us know. They get a key and the key will only open one.

• 7:26Tig Notaro?

  Oh yeah, it's a key chain. It's not, you don't actually get a key.

• 7:29Mae Martin?

  And I'm gonna um, fly to their house and deliver it.

• 7:33Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, that's expensive.

• 7:36Tig Notaro?

  By plane or by?

• 7:38Fortune Feimster?

  Why would you do that?

• 7:40Mae Martin?

  No, I think that's what I said last time, but I will say like, I know it, right now you're like, I don't know if I'm gonna do this, but the satisfaction you will feel when someone at your show hands you the note that you wrote months prior in, and left in a hotel.

• 7:54Fortune Feimster?

  I can't wait to see if someone does this.

• 7:55Mae Martin?

  It was thrilling.

• 7:57Fortune Feimster?

  Thirteen oh eight, behind the brown painting.

• 8:00Mae Martin?

  In Atlanta.

• 8:01Fortune Feimster?

  In Atlanta, in Hotlanta, I think is what we call it.

• 8:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's good, that's good.

• 8:07Fortune Feimster?

  And the people that live here hate when you say that.

• 8:11Mae Martin?

  Cause it's not even a very good pun. Hotlanta? That's what they call it?

• 8:15Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, well, it's, you know, for different reasons. The people are good looking and it's hot as balls here in the summer.

• 8:23Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie.

• 8:25Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune Marie. Like you know anything about the temperature of that body part?

• 8:30Tig Notaro?

  I would imagine two round things stuck underneath another thing get hot.

• 8:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 8:38Tig Notaro?

  Wow. Did you go to medical school?

• 8:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yes, for one day online.

• 8:46Mae Martin?

  Speaking of hot, I had a really kind of eccentric thing happen. You know, I have my friend Matt and his girlfriend Leslie living in my, my back house.

• 8:55Fortune Feimster?

  Right? Yes. Are they not anymore?

• 8:58Mae Martin?

  No, they still are. And the other day I, I was on the phone and I kind of was pacing around and I look outside and I see Leslie is lying, her, her body's just on the concrete and kind of, and she's lying there very still. And I thought maybe she's looking for something. And, and so I, I don't know. I kind of was in the distracted. So I kept, I kept going about my day. Then later on I go, were you lying on the concrete? And she goes, yeah, I was having a nap. And she had put her head inside of this cat house that she bought for the stray cat that we feed.

• 9:32Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, classic May friend.

• 9:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I can't even really explain how, how strange this was. It was like this, it's like this padded little cat house. It's sitting on the concrete and she's lying with her body on the concrete and her head inside this basically microwave in the hot sun.

• 9:49Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my God.

• 9:51Mae Martin?

  And she's like, it was so cozy and comfortable.

• 9:53Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. I would imagine the concrete would have not been comfortable.

• 9:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. What is she used to?

• 9:58Mae Martin?

  She can sleep anywhere.

• 9:59Tig Notaro?

  This setup is like

• 10:02Mae Martin?

  It's, it's, I know.

• 10:03Tig Notaro?

  Finally some rest.

• 10:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah. She's very funny and she can sleep anywhere. And it's a real skill. Like I had a dinner party and in between like courses, she goes over to the sofa, catches 10 minutes of deep sleep, comes back to the dinner party.

• 10:19Fortune Feimster?

  Now, when you have a dinner party, do you cook hot dogs?

• 10:25Mae Martin?

  What I think I order, I order.

• 10:27Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you ordered food?

• 10:28Mae Martin?

  I ordered sushi. Let's be honest.

• 10:30Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, there you go. That's a nice dinner party food.

• 10:32Tig Notaro?

  Oh, but I would love to see you make sushi.

• 10:35Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God. What would it be? Fish sticks that are microwaved?

• 10:40Fortune Feimster?

  Wrapped in rice?

• 10:43Fortune Feimster?

  Make the getting the rice a certain way would be the toughest part.

• 10:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:47Tig Notaro?

  What about rolling? Well, I guess there's that wooden roll thing that you.

• 10:51Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 10:53Tig Notaro?

  Everything's fine. Um, maybe we should have a cooking show.

• 10:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, clearly we are all very skilled in the kitchen.

• 11:02Mae Martin?

  So, wait, we were saying about Atlanta being hot and you're gonna leave this note and someone's gonna get it.

• 11:08Tig Notaro?

  People in Atlanta are hot.

• 11:09Mae Martin?

  People in Atlanta are hot.

• 11:10Fortune Feimster?

  Atlanta.

• 11:12Mae Martin?

  And if you're listening and you're, you know, you're a fan of the pod, you live in Atlanta or nearby, go for a little staycation with your significant other and book that room.

• 11:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Mae Martin?

  And then just, just get that note.

• 11:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh. The hotel is gonna be bombarded with phone calls wanting this specific room.

• 11:31Fortune Feimster?

  And they'll be like, or no one will.

• 11:34Tig Notaro?

  And of course they will. Fortune Feimster stayed in that room.

• 11:39Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 11:41Mae Martin?

  Well, if no one does, like, I'm going to Atlanta on tour in, you know, March or something. So maybe I'll.

• 11:47Fortune Feimster?

  Go come.

• 11:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh, may. I'm sorry. We don't promote shows until the end of the episode.

• 11:54Mae Martin?

  I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I slipped that in there. This is awkward.

• 12:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I have a book coming out in like three years.

• 12:07Tig Notaro?

  That is not true.

• 12:09Mae Martin?

  How is filming going, Fortune? Are you having fun?

• 12:11Fortune Feimster?

  I'm having a blast. The last time we checked in was day one.

• 12:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:16Fortune Feimster?

  And you guys were like, just give it a minute. It's still delightful.

• 12:21Tig Notaro?

  Oh, good.

• 12:22Fortune Feimster?

  So I'm a couple of weeks in. Uh, most of my scenes, well, like 95% of my scenes so far have just been me and Will Ferrell.

• 12:31Mae Martin?

  That's incredible.

• 12:32Fortune Feimster?

  He's awesome. We're buds and we just have very similar styles.

• 12:40Fortune Feimster?

  Um, so we get along quite well and he has a team of ladies who take care of him like hair, makeup, wardrobe, or like his people that do all his movies.

• 12:51Tig Notaro?

  Sure.

• 12:51Fortune Feimster?

  And they're amazing and so kind. And so we all just sit around and chat.

• 12:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh, love that.

• 12:59Fortune Feimster?

  In between scenes.

• 13:00Tig Notaro?

  Girl talk, girl, girl.

• 13:03Fortune Feimster?

  And Will is the type who would go, girl.

• 13:06Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 13:06Fortune Feimster?

  And, um, so yeah, we, we just giggle a lot together. And then in the scenes, we, it's so fun to make each other laugh.

• 13:17Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 13:17Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I mean, I, I have to pinch myself sometimes when I make him laugh.

• 13:22Tig Notaro?

  So that's happened? Like you've, you've cracked?

• 13:25Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's just like the best feeling.

• 13:27Tig Notaro?

  That's the dream.

• 13:27Fortune Feimster?

  And, uh, and we've just established a nice rapport where we'll kind of like mention like jokes to each other for the scene and, and that's cool.

• 13:39Tig Notaro?

  Is it improv or is it scripted?

• 13:42Fortune Feimster?

  And then improvise on the last couple takes and, or we'll like add, you know, the scene's supposed to be like 30 seconds and we'll draw it out to like five minutes.

• 13:53Tig Notaro?

  Now, when are we getting a Will Ferrell question? Cause he's pretty easy and approachable for that kind of thing.

• 13:59Fortune Feimster?

  I know. I mentioned to him a, a while ago, but I gotta follow up on it. I'll get, I'll have him do it at some point.

• 14:05Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:06Fortune Feimster?

  Um, he will, uh, he said he would. I just haven't brought it up. I was gonna give it a minute.

• 14:13Tig Notaro?

  He's bringing it up every day.

• 14:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:16Tig Notaro?

  Just bring your relationship closer and closer.

• 14:19Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. Yeah. Cause some of the people on set listen to the pod. So.

• 14:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh, nice.

• 14:25Fortune Feimster?

  Get them to say in his presence, Will, how come you haven't?

• 14:28Tig Notaro?

  How much he, they love the pod. That's right. I know. I'm always, it's always such a fun treat when you like meet people in different capacities and they're like, and I love handsome. You're like, oh my God, that's so cool.

• 14:39Fortune Feimster?

  It's the best.

• 14:40Tig Notaro?

  I told you Jen Aniston's chef is a, is a big handsome.

• 14:46Fortune Feimster?

  You did. And we said we wanted to get invited to dinner and that happened.

• 14:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. She's not the one that hands out the invites. She just cooks the food.

• 14:56Fortune Feimster?

  God dang it.

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:03Fortune Feimster?

  That reminds me, I just got a video from Chelsea Handler last night in her bra, but it was meant for somebody else.

• 15:11Mae Martin?

  No.

• 15:13Fortune Feimster?

  What are you, wait, wait. But to be fair, Chelsea would send me this anyway.

• 15:18Tig Notaro?

  Of course.

• 15:19Fortune Feimster?

  Of course she would. I'm gonna text her back. I'm gonna put, I think this was for someone else, but thank you.

• 15:25Tig Notaro?

  Wait, she sent it last night?

• 15:26Fortune Feimster?

  It wasn't a sexual thing, it was her friend saying, oh, it was like, she was answering someone's question. It was not like a, hey, baby, it was like, she is always in her bra.

• 15:36Tig Notaro?

  Put it on social media, on handsome, on the handsome social media.

• 15:40Mae Martin?

  Well, has she asked a question yet? We gotta.

• 15:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, she did, but it was pre-video, or no, it was just audio, I think.

• 15:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah, maybe we, we need a new video question. That's really funny.

• 15:51Tig Notaro?

  We revisit with Chelsea in her bra.

• 15:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:54Fortune Feimster?

  That's right. She would, she is not shy when it comes to her tittays.

• 15:59Mae Martin?

  Well, I saw.

• 16:00Tig Notaro?

  I was saying she's not shy in any department. I mean, is there?

• 16:04Fortune Feimster?

  I'm saying, I think this was for someone else specifically named Kevin. LOL, thanks for showing me your, your boobs.

• 16:13Mae Martin?

  I'm having a bit of a situation where I had, and I'm like, do I, should I talk about it? Or is it gonna fuel it? But I was, this is back when I was in Portugal with my family. My phone rings and it's a Toronto number that I don't recognize. So I pick up, I'm like, hello? And I hear, hey. And I go, hi, who's this? It's Jennifer. And I go, oh, hi, sorry, Jennifer who? And she goes, oh my God, is this Mae Martin? Oh, I have your number saved as the wrong name in my phone, but how are you? What? And I said, oh, sorry, I don't know who this is. I'm in Portugal with my family. I can't really talk. But also I'm like, is this a friend of mine? Like? Or maybe someone like a crew member on Wayward who I

• 16:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 16:53Mae Martin?

  This number I have some, I'm being nice.

• 16:55Tig Notaro?

  Who was it, May?

• 16:56Mae Martin?

  Well, then it was Jennifer Aniston. No, then she, she, so then she's like, anyway, and she starts chatting away and I go, I really gotta go. So I get off the phone and then like three days ago, I'm in the gym, my phone rings, unknown Toronto number. And I, I had forgotten about this interaction.

• 17:13Tig Notaro?

  Who was it?

• 17:14Mae Martin?

  Well, it's this woman, Jennifer. So I pick up, I go, hello? She goes, hi. I go, I go, who is this? She goes, oh my God, I've done it again. I must have saved you.

• 17:23Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God.

• 17:24Mae Martin?

  And I said, okay, I've been thinking about this. Who, who, can you tell me, how do we know each other? And she goes, from Toronto.

• 17:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's very vague.

• 17:33Mae Martin?

  I know. And I said, okay, I'm in the gym. I gotta go. So I hang up. Then she texts me, goes, sorry about that. Um, but we should make time to, she goes, we might, we should make time to catch up soon.

• 17:42Fortune Feimster?

  I was about to say, this is some person sounds like they want to talk to you.

• 17:46Mae Martin?

  So then I

• 17:46Tig Notaro?

  What on earth?

• 17:48Mae Martin?

  I know. So

• 17:49Tig Notaro?

  Oh, like you're saying they're faking that they're accidentally

• 17:52Fortune Feimster?

  I think so.

• 17:53Mae Martin?

  I, I don't think I know this person.

• 17:55Tig Notaro?

  Jennifer from Toronto.

• 17:57Mae Martin?

  So I respond

• 17:59Fortune Feimster?

  Someone's wanting to talk to May.

• 18:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 18:02Mae Martin?

  I said again, I go, hey, how do we know each other? And she says, from Toronto. And I said, you have to narrow it down.

• 18:09Fortune Feimster?

  That means they don't know you.

• 18:11Tig Notaro?

  And her number isn't in your phone?

• 18:13Mae Martin?

  No, it's not.

• 18:14Fortune Feimster?

  This person got your number from someone.

• 18:16Tig Notaro?

  Yes, we are detectives and we have solved the case, but go on.

• 18:21Mae Martin?

  Cause then I said, you're gonna have to narrow it down. And she goes, lol. Um,

• 18:26Tig Notaro?

  Lol meaning lol.

• 18:27Fortune Feimster?

  Lol.

• 18:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah. And she says, I, I saw you at, um, Sweaty Betty's, which is a bar in Toronto. And then she says, and I think we matched on Raya on a dating app.

• 18:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yep.

• 18:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but I did not, I don't, I've looked on my Raya. I don't have a memory. Anyway, I'm just, I'm like, should I block it or I don't know.

• 18:46Tig Notaro?

  The answer is yes.

• 18:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's a little odd. I'm not really buying that she keeps accidentally calling me.

• 18:53Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's weird.

• 18:55Tig Notaro?

  And this is all recent?

• 18:57Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Well, it first happened when I was in like July and then it happened again recently. And, you know, I like a story, so I'm kind of tempted to

• 19:05Tig Notaro?

  Keep it going?

• 19:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Just so I can get her to admit that we don't know each other, but

• 19:09Tig Notaro?

  Well, you know, she listens to the podcast, so she's gonna hear this.

• 19:13Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 19:15Mae Martin?

  Well, look, Jennifer, I'm not mad. I'm just like,

• 19:18Tig Notaro?

  Jennifer from Toronto.

• 19:19Mae Martin?

  How'd you get my number?

• 19:20Tig Notaro?

  And why are you not telling the truth?

• 19:23Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I'm not mad. I just want some clarity on the mystery.

• 19:29Tig Notaro?

  You never know. May could be interested. But we need, um.

• 19:33Mae Martin?

  I like to be the pursuer, you know, I like to be the one.

• 19:37Tig Notaro?

  Have you seen a picture of Jennifer?

• 19:39Mae Martin?

  No, don't know. I could say, can you send a picture to see if I? No, then I'm engaging. I don't, yeah, I don't want to.

• 19:44Tig Notaro?

  You've already engaged, by the way.

• 19:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, well, you could have saved her number so that you knew it was coming.

• 19:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, well, now I will. I'll say Jennifer who? And I'll save that in my phone.

• 19:59Tig Notaro?

  From Toronto.

• 20:01Mae Martin?

  It'll, and we'll go around the town again. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. I like a mystery, though, and.

• 20:08Tig Notaro?

  But did she say that y'all did meet at Sweaty Betty's?

• 20:11Mae Martin?

  She said that, but I.

• 20:13Tig Notaro?

  No, she said she saw you at Sweaty Betty's.

• 20:16Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, y'all don't know each other.

• 20:18Mae Martin?

  She might be like a peripheral member of that friend group or something. I don't, I don't know, but yeah. It could be the start of a horror movie for sure.

• 20:27Tig Notaro?

  Years ago, I got a call from somebody so chill, like, hey, Tig, what's up? And I was like, mm. Who is this?

• 20:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:39Tig Notaro?

  It was like an office worker at a club that I had done years ago. And they were like, oh, I'm just rolling through the Rolodex and I just, I like your comedy. I thought I'd say hi. I was like, what? What? No, no, no, no, no. Like, I, I don't want to have an awkward conversation with somebody that I, I don't, I couldn't pick out of a crowd, you know?

• 21:07Mae Martin?

  That is strange.

• 21:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and inappropriate.

• 21:11Mae Martin?

  I will say, since, since Wayward came out, I am having a lot of people who I barely know reach out and say that they want to, like, we should write a script together. Of course.

• 21:25Tig Notaro?

  Well, you're the number one star in the world right now, so you're gonna get a lot of attention. You know, people want to, people want to get a whole dad ass.

• 21:35Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, they want a piece of that number one star in the world, May. Take it in.

• 21:41Mae Martin?

  Can I say the one cool thing is I found out yesterday that the show's number one in Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Doha, or sorry, Qatar, Kuwait, Lebanon, and it just boggles my mind because it like you would think from the narrative in the world that pretty much the majority of people are like freaked out by trans people. And actually, I, the majority of them are, are watching this story and engaged in it, you know?

• 22:08Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm sure they're fascinated, like, with how open and comfortable you are, and you're living and a life and portraying a life that is so far from what they know and can even ever know. And, and you're just like unabashedly doing this.

• 22:30Mae Martin?

  Maybe they think, maybe they think I'm a, a boy in it and they don't, and they don't know, because it's the characters.

• 22:35Tig Notaro?

  You are a boy in it, right?

• 22:37Mae Martin?

  Well, I'm a trans boy. Yeah, yeah.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:39Mae Martin?

  So maybe they're like.

• 22:40Fortune Feimster?

  And they love a thriller.

• 22:41Mae Martin?

  And they love a thriller. I think it's a good way to sneak, sneak in.

• 22:45Tig Notaro?

  And they also think there's a chance you're, they're gonna see Tig and Fortune in there somewhere.

• 22:50Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 22:50Tig Notaro?

  And maybe you will, maybe you will. Just keep watching and.

• 22:53Fortune Feimster?

  And they're probably like, Fortune will pop up with an Australian accent.

• 22:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 22:59Fortune Feimster?

  Tony, don't worry, I'm gonna do my Australian accent. Don't anyone worry. Don't anyone worry. No, no.

• 23:10Tig Notaro?

  And maybe we'll see Tig wandering in the back, eating an apple or something.

• 23:14Fortune Feimster?

  During, during your press, have you asked Tony about my Australian accent? Any feedback there?

• 23:21Mae Martin?

  I haven't, but um, I do love that she

• 23:23Tig Notaro?

  It's terrible.

• 23:24Mae Martin?

  Well, she comments every time there's a clip of it on, on Instagram. She'll comment saying, this is the worst accent I've ever

• 23:30Fortune Feimster?

  Tony, how dare you say that about meh accent?

• 23:35Mae Martin?

  It was good until meh ex.

• 23:37Fortune Feimster?

  Meh accent. Tony, I can do an Australian accent. Easy. Talk about razor blades and Jennifer Lopez.

• 23:49Fortune Feimster?

  Guys.

• 23:50Tig Notaro?

  What I really, what I love about this show is our lack of concern revisiting the same joke.

• 23:59Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:01Fortune Feimster?

  I just got a message back from Chelsea. Oh my God, that is too funny.

• 24:08Tig Notaro?

  That's all she wrote?

• 24:09Fortune Feimster?

  She just be showing her boobs out there.

• 24:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 24:12Mae Martin?

  I, I saw a thing of her um, skiing naked, right? Didn't she do that? She was topless skiing.

• 24:18Tig Notaro?

  Topless.

• 24:19Mae Martin?

  That's, that's really hilarious and must be very cool.

• 24:22Fortune Feimster?

  Someone has seen her naked breasts on a number of occasions. Uh, many people have. Let me also preface it with that. Um, her boobs are great.

• 24:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, if you got them flaunt them.

• 24:33Fortune Feimster?

  She's, and they're naturals.

• 24:36Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 24:37Mae Martin?

  Naturals.

• 24:38Fortune Feimster?

  Tiggle bitties.

• 24:40Tig Notaro?

  Fortune. Fortune.

• 24:44Fortune Feimster?

  I wasn't talking to you, T.

• 24:45Tig Notaro?

  Take that back. Who, who could you have been talking to? Male bitties? Thomas whole bitties? No, tiggle bitties.

• 24:55Fortune Feimster?

  I do appreciate a friend who has nice boobs and shares them with the world.

• 25:00Mae Martin?

  Totally.

• 25:01Fortune Feimster?

  I think that is only fair that if you've been blessed with good naturals, um, you should share them.

• 25:11Tig Notaro?

  I mean, listen, I'll be honest. I've seen a lot of nakedness of Sarah Silverman.

• 25:16Fortune Feimster?

  She have nice boobs?

• 25:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I've seen a lot of full frontal and stuff.

• 25:22Fortune Feimster?

  She does talk about bush a lot.

• 25:24Tig Notaro?

  That's hilarious.

• 25:26Fortune Feimster?

  Grandma's problem area.

• 25:28Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, I've seen a lot of grandma's problem areas. I feel like Sarah's the friend that I've caught the most glimpses of, of full frontal.

• 25:41Mae Martin?

  I recently went to the Korean spa with my friend, Alana Johnston, and it was the first time we've been in the full, in the nude together. We've been friends for like 18 years or something.

• 25:50Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, how is that?

• 25:51Mae Martin?

  It was hilarious. She, we were, I couldn't stop laughing. It was really, I felt like a teenager. We were.

• 25:58Fortune Feimster?

  I know. I don't think I want to be naked around my friends.

• 26:01Tig Notaro?

  I know. I was gonna say, is the giggly stuff like, did it teeter on like flirty? Or like wee? Or I don't know what that wee was about.

• 26:12Tig Notaro?

  Definitely not how I flirt, but um, yeah, I would not be naked in front of, like I didn't go full frontal in front of Sarah. Yeah.

• 26:22Mae Martin?

  Right, right, right. Yeah, it was just.

• 26:24Tig Notaro?

  More demure.

• 26:24Mae Martin?

  I think the, I mean, I think I was in a towel, actually. She was fully naked.

• 26:32Mae Martin?

  No, I think it's just.

• 26:33Fortune Feimster?

  Do you get shy about being naked in public? Or are you pretty free?

• 26:36Tig Notaro?

  Wait, didn't May go full ass?

• 26:39Mae Martin?

  I thought. In wayward.

• 26:41Tig Notaro?

  In wayward?

• 26:42Mae Martin?

  I, I am shy. I'm, I, these days I love taking my shirt off, but I'm, I would, I'd be shy to go full frontal. And also in, in the Korean spa, because it's a women's spa that I, that I want to continue to frequent. So I, I often wear my towel up around, up around my chest like a pretty little lady, just because I don't want them to question me. But then in the safety of the steam room, me and Alana laugh. And I think it's just bizarre to be talking to your friend when you're both naked.

• 27:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:11Mae Martin?

  And she's the funniest person on earth.

• 27:13Tig Notaro?

  She's silly. She's very silly.

• 27:15Fortune Feimster?

  I feel like a lot of straight women that I know, um, don't mind being naked in front of each other.

• 27:22Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 27:23Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. They really love to just fucking let it all hang out.

• 27:28Tig Notaro?

  Guys, I have a really great idea.

• 27:30Fortune Feimster?

  What?

• 27:31Tig Notaro?

  I think the three of us should get together and go fully naked and hang it. Yes, yeah.

• 27:38Fortune Feimster?

  You two are like so tiny.

• 27:42Tig Notaro?

  Listen, listen, we are all three the most handsome.

• 27:47Mae Martin?

  Children.

• 27:49Tig Notaro?

  All God's children.

• 27:50Mae Martin?

  God's favorite children.

• 27:52Tig Notaro?

  But my God, how that would make me giggle if the three of us were fully naked. Yes, you are. We're gonna head over to Fortune's new house.

• 28:03Fortune Feimster?

  Six months heads up, so I can do not eat.

• 28:06Tig Notaro?

  Six months?

• 28:08Mae Martin?

  I have an idea.

• 28:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 28:10Mae Martin?

  This might make it. This might make it less daunting, but it's a, is we do a, one of these remote podcasts on Zoom.

• 28:18Tig Notaro?

  Naked?

• 28:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we're naked, so we're close up, so we're just seeing your, your shoulders, Fortune. But we, but we all know that we're fully naked underneath.

• 28:28Fortune Feimster?

  And but what if that camera slips? And suddenly you see my pasties.

• 28:35Tig Notaro?

  Your pasty what's?

• 28:37Fortune Feimster?

  Pasty body and my pasties on my nips.

• 28:44Tig Notaro?

  One of us doesn't have nips.

• 28:46Fortune Feimster?

  I don't, this isn't something I'm trying to put on the list.

• 28:49Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 28:52Mae Martin?

  Me and Tigger.

• 28:52Tig Notaro?

  I am.

• 28:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 28:54Tig Notaro?

  I really want this on the list.

• 28:56Fortune Feimster?

  You never know. We haven't gotten hardly anything on the list done anyway, so I guess there's no real harm.

• 29:02Tig Notaro?

  Had a single thing. What do you mean hardly any? There's not, not one thing.

• 29:07Fortune Feimster?

  We sat on Santa's lap.

• 29:08Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that is true. We got, we got photos with Santa.

• 29:11Fortune Feimster?

  We got photos of Santa. We did some, a couple, we did a couple things.

• 29:15Mae Martin?

  Pushups.

• 29:16Fortune Feimster?

  Pushups.

• 29:17Mae Martin?

  Was that on the list?

• 29:19Tig Notaro?

  Bonnets, pushups and sat on Santa's lap.

• 29:24Mae Martin?

  Like those are things that we were like, we have to do that.

• 29:27Tig Notaro?

  Why isn't anybody offering us a show?

• 29:31Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 29:32Tig Notaro?

  Or even a special, you know?

• 29:34Fortune Feimster?

  On the handsome's list.

• 29:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 29:36Mae Martin?

  Road trip documentary.

• 29:38Tig Notaro?

  I mean, we, we should be getting.

• 29:41Fortune Feimster?

  List.

• 29:42Tig Notaro?

  This is a wildly popular podcast with a wildly long list of things that need to be done.

• 29:49Mae Martin?

  And we can't do them without a budget because we want to do them right.

• 29:52Tig Notaro?

  We can't do this for free.

• 29:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I need to have, I need to be able to have a meal as I'm doing it.

• 29:59Tig Notaro?

  Exactly, exactly. And now what's on the list? The three of us naked.

• 30:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my.

• 30:04Tig Notaro?

  Should we go to our question?

• 30:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 30:12Mae Martin?

  Today's question asker is an actor, comedian and writer known for her roles in shows like The Righteous Gemstones and Vice Principals and movies like Knives Out. Edie Patterson is asking today's question.

• 30:26Speaker 04

  Hello, handsome pod. This is Edie Patterson. And yes, in case you're wondering, I'm laying on an orange storage bench.

• 30:35Tig Notaro?

  Hell, yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  In my mom's bedroom. Anyway, I want to know what's the, what's your favorite book that you've read the most recently? That you found to be the most vibey in whatever way? And you could have read this or listened to it in an audio book.

• 30:53Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 30:54Mae Martin?

  Vibey.

• 30:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, vibey is, is what, what is that like?

• 30:59Fortune Feimster?

  Like, uh, that you just were into, I think.

• 31:03Mae Martin?

  Do you think when like Dust Dasky put out Crime and Punishment, people were like, this is vibey?

• 31:07Fortune Feimster?

  Vibey? First off, have y'all seen?

• 31:09Tig Notaro?

  Bible is very vibey.

• 31:11Mae Martin?

  Very vibey.

• 31:12Fortune Feimster?

  Um, did you guys watch Edie play, uh, yeah, Judy in The Righteous Gemstones?

• 31:18Mae Martin?

  No, I never watched The Righteous Gemstones.

• 31:20Fortune Feimster?

  May, oh my God, May, do yourself a freaking favor.

• 31:26Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 31:27Fortune Feimster?

  You start season one, The Righteous Gemstones on HBO Max is so funny.

• 31:35Tig Notaro?

  I haven't seen it, but my friend Kristen, I believe from my childhood was over at my house and was going on about this character.

• 31:46Fortune Feimster?

  So, so Edie's character is definitely like the standout. It's a Danny McBride show. So you know, all the stuff that he does is very broad, very out there. She plays the, they're all the kid of a pastor, like one of those big southern pastors, like the mega church. And she's, her character, you talk about yelling Fortune Marie, if you were to listen to her character, you would be yelling Fortune Marie. It is so wild, the stuff that comes out of her mouth, but near the end of the first season, she does this monologue at an Outback Steakhouse. That is, I cried.

• 32:30Mae Martin?

  And does she riff it?

• 32:32Fortune Feimster?

  She, she's also in the, Edie's also in the writer's room. She's part of the writing staff. So she helps write it, but then I think also riffs on the day. It is the funniest thing I have ever seen, I think, on a TV show. This monologue that she goes into.

• 32:53Mae Martin?

  And this is in a steakhouse?

• 32:55Fortune Feimster?

  It's in an Outback Steakhouse and it's just too good. She's, I've known Edie for years through the growlings and this character, she just freaking nailed.

• 33:06Tig Notaro?

  I, I've, I've heard, I think, a lot from her, about her from Alison Dunbar. They're friends, right?

• 33:15Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. So if anyone has not ever watched that show, it's, I think, it just ended, but go to the first season, start from the beginning.

• 33:26Mae Martin?

  And would you say, did, did you know about her, that she's a voracious reader?

• 33:30Fortune Feimster?

  I did not know that about her. She plays very crazy, insane characters. And I know that's her stage TV life, but in real life, she's a more chill person, so.

• 33:41Tig Notaro?

  So how do you know she's a voracious reader?

• 33:44Mae Martin?

  Oh, I don't. I guess I just, because the question I thought.

• 33:47Tig Notaro?

  You just assume.

• 33:48Mae Martin?

  These days, if anyone reads at all, I'm like, that's voracious. Because I know it takes a lot.

• 33:53Tig Notaro?

  It takes a commitment. I think Thomas reads a book a week, right, Thomas?

• 33:58Mae Martin?

  And it shows, because he's a grounded and informed individual who keeps us on track.

• 34:06Tig Notaro?

  Yes, he does.

• 34:07Fortune Feimster?

  But do y'all read, or do you do audiobooks these days?

• 34:11Mae Martin?

  I read. I can't.

• 34:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 34:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I've done some audiobooks where I think the person tell, like Miranda July, I love the way she does her own audiobooks. And, but no, generally, I, I read, but not enough.

• 34:26Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Yeah, I don't read enough, but I try to have some new, you know, something on my bedside table.

• 34:35Fortune Feimster?

  So do you have something for us?

• 34:37Mae Martin?

  I have something on my bedside table. I can go grab it.

• 34:40Fortune Feimster?

  Let's see it, bud.

• 34:41Mae Martin?

  I forgot to get it. One sec.

• 34:43Fortune Feimster?

  We have to show our books to prove it. But we can look at the junk in May's room.

• 34:49Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, okay.

• 34:51Fortune Feimster?

  That is good looking. I see four guitars.

• 34:55Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh. Oh, here comes May.

• 34:57Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, here comes May. Everybody keep it cool.

• 34:59Tig Notaro?

  Everyone, everyone be cool. Here comes May. Oh, hey, May. Oh, hey, what's going on?

• 35:04Mae Martin?

  What did I miss?

• 35:06Tig Notaro?

  I guess you'll have to listen to the podcast.

• 35:07Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, boy.

• 35:08Tig Notaro?

  You should subscribe, rate and review.

• 35:12Mae Martin?

  So first of all, under the, sitting on top of the book is this crystal grid that is supposed to channel intuition and things like that. So I brought that to show you guys.

• 35:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, nice. We like that.

• 35:27Mae Martin?

  Underneath the crystal grid is.

• 35:30Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa.

• 35:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, no.

• 35:31Mae Martin?

  I dropped it.

• 35:33Fortune Feimster?

  May just dropped their book.

• 35:35Mae Martin?

  The Book of Symbols. So this is like.

• 35:38Fortune Feimster?

  That's a big hand.

• 35:39Mae Martin?

  It's a huge, heavy book, and it's like a dictionary of symbology used in art and myth and things like that. And I thought if I keep it back to my, next to my bed with the crystals on top, I'm gonna be having symbols in my dreams.

• 35:54Tig Notaro?

  Ooh.

• 35:54Mae Martin?

  So like, I'll, I'll flip through. Tell me when to stop and I'll, I'll see a symbol.

• 35:59Tig Notaro?

  Stop.

• 36:02Mae Martin?

  Uh, okay. It came up on human body.

• 36:06Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, we were just talking about that.

• 36:09Mae Martin?

  About human body?

• 36:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, about being naked together.

• 36:12Mae Martin?

  There's a picture here of Saturn devouring one of his sons, which by Francisco Goya, which is a very haunting picture, but.

• 36:20Fortune Feimster?

  Well, that is not what I expected with the human body.

• 36:23Mae Martin?

  I know. And that doesn't, that's not really representative.

• 36:26Fortune Feimster?

  We'd be seeing some puss. Oh my gosh.

• 36:31Mae Martin?

  Fortune?

• 36:34Mae Martin?

  I don't know. As the podcast's gone on, I've gotten more scandalized. I'm, I'm like.

• 36:39Fortune Feimster?

  I can't believe what I'm hearing these days.

• 36:43Fortune Feimster?

  It's a natural thing.

• 36:45Mae Martin?

  You're right. And it's.

• 36:46Fortune Feimster?

  No. Yeah. Why am I body positivity, sex positive here?

• 36:52Tig Notaro?

  Are you?

• 36:53Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 36:56Tig Notaro?

  Is that how you would define yourself these days?

• 36:59Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 36:59Tig Notaro?

  Body positivity, sex positive?

• 37:01Fortune Feimster?

  I'm demure. I just like to get you going.

• 37:05Mae Martin?

  Like you got, like, there's like feather. That's, you know.

• 37:08Fortune Feimster?

  What's the feathers?

• 37:10Mae Martin?

  Um, so, so many of the qualities we associate with birds are distilled in the image of a single feather, lightness, mobility, air, wingedness, balance, flight and joy.

• 37:19Tig Notaro?

  There's so many moments of this podcast that I.

• 37:23Mae Martin?

  Turn out.

• 37:24Tig Notaro?

  Check back in. I'm like, what the hell are we talking about? How did we get here?

• 37:32Fortune Feimster?

  How did we get here? Nothing we talk about makes sense.

• 37:37Mae Martin?

  I got it because my dreams are so like quotidian. They're all like having an argument with, with my mom.

• 37:43Fortune Feimster?

  What'd you say about titties?

• 37:47Fortune Feimster?

  I swear to God, I'm not, I heard quote titties.

• 37:51Mae Martin?

  Quotidian. That's really good.

• 37:54Tig Notaro?

  I'm just gonna sit this out. I'm just gonna listen to the show. I'm just gonna listen. I'm just gonna listen to the show.

• 38:00Mae Martin?

  I think I got that right. Quotidian is like day to day, mundane.

• 38:05Tig Notaro?

  Nobody knows or cares what it means.

• 38:08Fortune Feimster?

  Good time.

• 38:10Mae Martin?

  Anyway, that's my book at the moment.

• 38:12Fortune Feimster?

  So quoted tittians.

• 38:15Fortune Feimster?

  Um, well, that's a

• 38:16Mae Martin?

  To quote a titty.

• 38:17Fortune Feimster?

  So that's your recent book.

• 38:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I like to dip into it.

• 38:21Tig Notaro?

  But then how recent? How recent?

• 38:24Mae Martin?

  Like it's currently next to my bed, but if I'm being honest, I'm not really

• 38:28Tig Notaro?

  Well, things can be next to your bed and not be recent. You know, I mean, look at the back behind you.

• 38:33Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 38:34Tig Notaro?

  You know what I mean? That's been sitting there for months.

• 38:37Mae Martin?

  I think it's been by my bed for a couple of weeks. And the embarrassing thing is when I think about it, I'm not really reading it. I'm hoping that by putting the crystals on top of it, I'm just absorbing all the information.

• 38:48Tig Notaro?

  That makes sense. That's scientific.

• 38:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that checks out, right?

• 38:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:52Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I am busy.

• 38:55Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 38:56Fortune Feimster?

  And reading has taken a backseat. I can tell you, I'm on my app right now. So in Los Angeles, if you are, if you have a library card, which is very easy to sign up for, they have an app. This is

• 39:13Tig Notaro?

  When did you sign up for a library card? This is so crazy that you have a library card and you never read.

• 39:19Fortune Feimster?

  Everyone should have a library card. It's, if you like any sort of book.

• 39:26Tig Notaro?

  Is this a commercial?

• 39:28Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a commercial for books. I do like to read and when I have time, I want to read, but I've been so busy that I can't. But there are so many books that you can check out on an app. I don't know if every city has this, but LA, LA has it. It's called Libby. And you can borrow these books for like 30 days and read them on your like devices.

• 39:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, and can you get audiobooks as well?

• 39:55Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, audiobooks too. It's fantastic.

• 39:58Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 39:59Fortune Feimster?

  So I am, I don't know. Like I said, I don't know if every city has that, but I imagine a lot of them do.

• 40:04Tig Notaro?

  But just walk me through when you went and got your library card.

• 40:08Fortune Feimster?

  I think I got the library card on the app.

• 40:11Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that ruins everything.

• 40:14Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't go into the library.

• 40:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's what I was wanting. I wanted to be walked through.

• 40:20Fortune Feimster?

  Well, my mom goes to the library like all the time and

• 40:23Tig Notaro?

  Well, nobody doubts that. Of course Ginger's

• 40:26Fortune Feimster?

  I said rents books. She rents books.

• 40:29Tig Notaro?

  I'm here to

• 40:30Fortune Feimster?

  My mom loves to read. She reads like a new book every week.

• 40:34Tig Notaro?

  Oh, she's a regular old Thomas.

• 40:36Fortune Feimster?

  So I'll tell you what I intended to read.

• 40:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, what's on the list here?

• 40:40Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, Viola Davis's Finding Me.

• 40:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'd like to read that.

• 40:44Fortune Feimster?

  I wanted to read that. I started it, but then I did read Brandy Carlisle's book Broken Horses. That was good. I like biographies. I really like learning about people. I also have Just As I Am, Cicely Tyson. I really wanted to read that.

• 40:59Tig Notaro?

  Who's Cicely Tyson? So wait, we're just rattling off that you want to eventually get around to.

• 41:09Fortune Feimster?

  I was gonna read Mating in Captivity. You told me to read that.

• 41:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, Esther Perel.

• 41:15Fortune Feimster?

  Haven't read that yet, though.

• 41:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 41:18Mae Martin?

  That's one that is a great audiobook because it's her

• 41:21Fortune Feimster?

  I did want to read this, The Secret to Happiness, Jessica Redlin. Haven't read it yet, but it's on the list.

• 41:27Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 41:27Mae Martin?

  So no fiction so far. I feel like that's where we're all going wrong.

• 41:32Fortune Feimster?

  About real stuff.

• 41:34Mae Martin?

  I think that's partly because we're all like, we have to be productive all the time. And so we think if I'm gonna read, it has to be something that is gonna, I'm gonna learn and maybe I could use that information and

• 41:44Tig Notaro?

  But see, it's not calculated like that for me. I'm not like, okay, I have to learn. It's just that it doesn't, that doesn't interest me. It's kind of like with TV and film. I love documentaries.

• 41:55Mae Martin?

  Right, right.

• 41:56Tig Notaro?

  You know, I'm not, I'm not like, oh, I can't be silly with my time here and watch whatever show.

• 42:05Mae Martin?

  I just, I just remember being a teenager and reading a ton because I was reading stories that I was like, I gotta know what happens. And so maybe it'd get me back into reading if I was reading more like, yeah.

• 42:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 42:19Mae Martin?

  What else you got on that list?

• 42:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, keep going, Fortune.

• 42:22Fortune Feimster?

  And that was a lot of books. That's a lot of books you haven't read.

• 42:27Tig Notaro?

  That's a lot of books I haven't read.

• 42:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I did read our friend Amanda Klutz's Live Your Life. That one was really good.

• 42:36Mae Martin?

  Take, what about you? So you read, I know you've recommended a lot of books to me that I've written down and intend to read. What are you reading, writing most recently?

• 42:46Tig Notaro?

  I like biographies, autobiographies and self-help. So I guess it, you know, I do love a story, but I think in with books and film or whatever, I do like documentaries. But right now, as I've discussed, I'm, I'm neck deep in the, you know, work-life balance for the first time, even though for years in interviews, I talked about how I was finding that and like exercising my live-work balance.

• 43:24Mae Martin?

  You were aspirationally talking about it.

• 43:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, but it's weird when you, I realized that I was like so disconnected from my actual reality. And I was just talking like I was doing it.

• 43:40Mae Martin?

  This is kind of my, my thing with autobiographies of people because I know enough people who've written autobiographies where you read the book and it seems so neatly tied up. There's a, an arc, they reach a place of resolution. And I'm like, yeah, you're just saying that. You, I see you.

• 43:58Tig Notaro?

  Right. Yeah. I think about that a lot, especially when I noticed it in myself, that I wasn't connected to the reality of what I wanted and how I was living my life. So this book, Anxious Nation, I can't remember what the cover of the book said, but it like finding balance or something. But when I got into the book, it was much different than what I thought it was going to be. It was about kind of people's addiction with alcohol, food, sex, drugs, cell phones, social media, all of that kind of thing. And, and.

• 44:39Tig Notaro?

  That was actually a really fun surprise was that I thought it was one thing. And then it was, I mean, it all kind of ties together.

• 44:48Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that like dopamine.

• 44:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 44:50Mae Martin?

  Soothing behavior.

• 44:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, finding the balance and.

• 44:54Mae Martin?

  I know, like, there've been so many studies about how reading, like, like, holding a written book, like, immediately your cortisol levels drop, your heart rate drops, like, it is.

• 45:04Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, really?

• 45:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, cuz you're.

• 45:06Fortune Feimster?

  Just holding a book?

• 45:07Mae Martin?

  Uh, no, you gotta read it, too.

• 45:08Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you gotta read? I'm gonna go pick up a book right now.

• 45:12Mae Martin?

  Oh, my gosh.

• 45:14Tig Notaro?

  Snuggling, always, everybody's like, God, Fortune is such an avid reader.

• 45:19Fortune Feimster?

  Holding books, like, to my chest.

• 45:22Mae Martin?

  Spooning them at night.

• 45:24Fortune Feimster?

  It is, once you do get into a book and like make it a habit, it is really a nice thing that you look forward to.

• 45:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 45:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 45:33Fortune Feimster?

  And like a little escape, I just always kind of forget that that's available to us.

• 45:37Mae Martin?

  Same.

• 45:38Tig Notaro?

  Well, and even if you read for 15 minutes, I'm sorry, go ahead, May, what were you saying?

• 45:43Mae Martin?

  I was just wondering about Max and Finn and if you read to them and.

• 45:47Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, and we do something that sounds very like.

• 45:52Tig Notaro?

  Whenever I say it, I feel like we sound like just a Christian American family. But, um, but we have, uh, family reading time at night. And we just do 10 to 15 minutes and Max and Finn come into our room. And everybody reads for 10 to 15 minutes. Uh, right before bedtime. And then you share about what you read. And, yeah, and so we each go around and share. And it, you know, that started because their school encouraged that they, you know.

• 46:33Tig Notaro?

  Develop a habit of reading regularly, even outside of school. And so I think I've talked about it before, but it's really a part of the day I look forward to. And it is, it's so quick and it's so cute. And I have to say Finn does half the time fall asleep. He's the reader that, that I'll look over and he's completely asleep and his book is on his chest. But um,

• 47:00Mae Martin?

  And they're reading like chapter books now, right? Like they're

• 47:03Tig Notaro?

  They are. There's also a lot of like, um, what are those?

• 47:09Mae Martin?

  Like manga, graphic novels.

• 47:11Tig Notaro?

  Graphic novels. So, uh, but Finn's also very into sports biographies and autobiographies, as well as coaches of certain teams. But yeah, it's, it's somewhere, it's somewhere in between graphic novels, um, and chapter books.

• 47:31Mae Martin?

  That's fun.

• 47:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 47:34Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, that's a nice family activity.

• 47:36Mae Martin?

  That's a nice habit.

• 47:37Tig Notaro?

  It's nice. And it just kind of settles everybody down and everyone quietly, no, they don't push back. They just quietly read their books and then head off to bed. And it just, it really sets a nice tone for the end of the day.

• 47:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Yeah. Calms you right down.

• 47:53Fortune Feimster?

  I like that. I, if I had kids, I would implement that.

• 47:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 47:58Fortune Feimster?

  But no.

• 48:00Mae Martin?

  You ever read some Biggie?

• 48:01Fortune Feimster?

  No, I haven't seen him in a minute. Um, do you know what got me reading books when I was a kid?

• 48:08Mae Martin?

  What?

• 48:08Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 48:09Fortune Feimster?

  Pizza Hut. Because you guys, I'm motivated by food. We know this. They did a summer thing when I was a kid, where if you read a certain amount of books, you could get a free personal pan pizza.

• 48:27Mae Martin?

  I love this. And you were like, I'm on it.

• 48:29Fortune Feimster?

  I would go to the library with my grandma and get like six books or however many was required.

• 48:37Tig Notaro?

  That is hilarious.

• 48:39Fortune Feimster?

  And then I would get to go get my free personal pan pizza.

• 48:43Tig Notaro?

  And how do they know you read the books?

• 48:45Fortune Feimster?

  I think it was an honor system.

• 48:48Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 48:49Fortune Feimster?

  You could be trusted.

• 48:50Tig Notaro?

  And we know this nerd told the truth.

• 48:54Fortune Feimster?

  Told the truth? And my grandmother, I think you had to have like an adult witness.

• 48:59Tig Notaro?

  Right.

• 48:59Fortune Feimster?

  My grandma was my witness.

• 49:01Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 49:02Fortune Feimster?

  And I got my.

• 49:03Tig Notaro?

  Smoking a cigarette and been like, where's my pizza?

• 49:06Mae Martin?

  How come we should, people, they should do that still. That's really, I like.

• 49:11Fortune Feimster?

  I know. It's like, I feel like people don't think about books enough, but you know, Dolly Parton, her big charity gives, has given, given millions and millions of books out.

• 49:22Tig Notaro?

  It's incredible. She is just perfection.

• 49:27Mae Martin?

  Do you remember that feeling of going to a public library with your class or your parents or even your school library and like settling down in a corner with a book that you've just grabbed off a shelf and like you're in your little world and I love it.

• 49:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's snug harbor, man.

• 49:43Mae Martin?

  Snug harbor.

• 49:44Tig Notaro?

  Snug harbor.

• 49:46Fortune Feimster?

  Snug harbor.

• 49:47Tig Notaro?

  I love a snug. I feel like there was a restaurant in Santa Monica called Snug Harbor.

• 49:53Mae Martin?

  If there isn't, there should be.

• 49:54Tig Notaro?

  On Wilshire. Yeah. I feel like I, I used to go to this diner, Snug Harbor.

• 49:59Mae Martin?

  God, I liked diners.

• 50:00Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, love you too.

• 50:02Fortune Feimster?

  That's, I like a diner as well.

• 50:04Mae Martin?

  That's another thing, um, books are good for, if you're into like going for dinner by yourself or going to a coffee shop by yourself. It's kind of, you know, just sitting by yourself and scrolling on your phone is, but if you take a book and everyone's like, what a genius.

• 50:19Fortune Feimster?

  You guys ever see people out in the wild just reading?

• 50:21Mae Martin?

  Not as much as I'd like. I, it used to be on the subway. Everybody had their book, right?

• 50:26Tig Notaro?

  You know what I have seen a lot of?

• 50:28Mae Martin?

  What?

• 50:28Tig Notaro?

  Is people that seem to curate their little table at like a coffee shop with their book and their coffee and their, and, but also they're constantly checking their phone.

• 50:45Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you don't actually see them reading the book.

• 50:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, they want to be the person that's having coffee and reading. But they're not. They're like, they're, that you see them switch over to their phone like that and they probably need to read Anxious Nation.

• 51:00Mae Martin?

  I know, and not to generalize, but it is often straight men who have a book on feminism or something open and highlighted the feminine mystique.

• 51:10Fortune Feimster?

  Trying to lure in someone who wants, somebody that reads a book.

• 51:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Meanwhile, they're just on Tinder on their phone.

• 51:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 51:19Fortune Feimster?

  Look at, Thomas is showing off all the books in his background right now.

• 51:23Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah. Actually, I'm.

• 51:25Speaker 05

  Can I make a couple of recommendations?

• 51:27Mae Martin?

  Please, please, for people who want.

• 51:29Fortune Feimster?

  Where did that voice come from? Who was that?

• 51:30Tig Notaro?

  It was Tom. Fortunately, it was Thomas.

• 51:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, God, okay.

• 51:34Tig Notaro?

  Our producer. Got it. Okay.

• 51:37Speaker 05

  Okay. First, Priest Daddy by Patricia Lockwood. It's about a woman whose father is a priest, who he loves like hanging around in his underwear and playing like loud guitar music.

• 51:49Fortune Feimster?

  May, that's for you.

• 51:51Speaker 05

  David Sedaris kind of like painting a portrait of a weird dysfunctional family. It's so funny.

• 51:59Mae Martin?

  Priest Daddy, I wrote it?

• 52:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's great.

• 52:02Tig Notaro?

  It's called what?

• 52:03Speaker 05

  Priest Daddy.

• 52:05Tig Notaro?

  Hello.

• 52:08Speaker 05

  It's so good. Tony Tula Timoti has a book called Rejection, which is a bunch of short stories that are all about rejection and that also hilarious book, but it really captures like online culture and how that's just like permeating everything and how it's also made us terrified of rejection. And then the last book I would recommend is called The Vaster Wild by Lauren Groff. It's about a servant girl who escapes Jamestown in 1610 and has to survive in the wilderness. And it's just like, if you like a book that's just a total adventure, like you can't put it down. It also has one of the most beautiful endings

• 52:50Speaker 05

  of any book I've ever read. Those are my three recommendations.

• 52:54Tig Notaro?

  What was, sorry, what was the last one? Who would you assign each book to?

• 52:59Fortune Feimster?

  You get a pizza.

• 53:00Speaker 05

  Oh, wow. Okay. I would assign.

• 53:02Tig Notaro?

  What was the last one?

• 53:04Speaker 05

  It's called The Vaster Wild by Lauren Groff.

• 53:07Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 53:07Speaker 05

  Um, but I would assign that to Tig. I would assign Priest Daddy to Fortune and I would assign Rejection to May.

• 53:15Mae Martin?

  Oh. Okay.

• 53:16Tig Notaro?

  What was the one that you would suggest for me?

• 53:19Mae Martin?

  Why do I get the rejection stories?

• 53:22Tig Notaro?

  And wait, what was mine?

• 53:26Speaker 05

  The Vast or Wild by Lauren Groff.

• 53:28Tig Notaro?

  Okay, alright.

• 53:29Mae Martin?

  Well, I am actually flying on an airplane today, so I'll be in an airport and I'll see if in the little bookstore if they've got.

• 53:36Tig Notaro?

  You're going bye bye today?

• 53:37Fortune Feimster?

  You could also, May, download the Libby app and get you a library card real quick.

• 53:43Mae Martin?

  That's true.

• 53:44Fortune Feimster?

  And check out a book. One of those might be available. I think we should put it on the list where we all three go in and sign up for a library card.

• 53:52Mae Martin?

  Can we go in person to a public library and we each get a book and we snuggle up?

• 53:58Fortune Feimster?

  No, we're not gonna do it. I wouldn't mind some snugs.

• 54:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 54:02Fortune Feimster?

  You wanna snug harbor with us? Yeah, I wanna snug harbor with you all.

• 54:05Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, we should do a triple spoon.

• 54:08Fortune Feimster?

  Triple spoon with our clothes on.

• 54:09Tig Notaro?

  Well, Thomas reads to us.

• 54:11Fortune Feimster?

  With our clothes on, though.

• 54:13Tig Notaro?

  No, no, no.

• 54:15Fortune Feimster?

  We're all in our brassieres.

• 54:19Fortune Feimster?

  Granny panties and brassieres. Yeah, yeah, bonnets on. Bonnets for sure.

• 54:25Mae Martin?

  That's something, I think we've talked before about like something that your parents say as a kid that just irrationally makes you angry. And my mom would always say brassieres and it would just make me so angry. I didn't know, I was just like, just say bra.

• 54:38Tig Notaro?

  Just say bra.

• 54:39Mae Martin?

  We're gonna need to buy you brassieres soon.

• 54:40Fortune Feimster?

  What about a blouse?

• 54:41Mae Martin?

  A blouse was big.

• 54:43Fortune Feimster?

  My mom loves the word blouse.

• 54:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh my God, that's how you know for sure someone is straight.

• 54:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, they love blouse.

• 54:51Tig Notaro?

  I love your blouse. Or like a top. Like, oh, that's a cute top.

• 54:56Fortune Feimster?

  Cute top.

• 54:57Tig Notaro?

  That's so.

• 54:58Mae Martin?

  It's a t-shirt.

• 54:59Fortune Feimster?

  That's straight.

• 55:00Tig Notaro?

  So cute.

• 55:02Mae Martin?

  Also, she called blush, she called it rouge.

• 55:05Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yes, yes. I think that's an age thing, though.

• 55:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah, maybe.

• 55:08Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 55:09Mae Martin?

  Well, we haven't heard the answer yet. Should we hear you guys' answer?

• 55:12Fortune Feimster?

  Right, God, we just love ourselves.

• 55:16Tig Notaro?

  Edie, who?

• 55:19Speaker 04

  Mine is a book that my niece told me about. My niece Olivia told me about this book Bunny by Mona Awad. And it's so vibey and I can't believe how Mona Awad captures loneliness and um, mental illness, kind of, and the feeling of being on drugs and or drugged or altered in some way. Um, the whole book is kind of like you go into a dream and come out after. It's really, really cool. And I want to know what you guys like that you've encountered lately like that. Bye bye.

• 56:02Tig Notaro?

  Bye bye. So that's what she meant by vibey.

• 56:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I thought it was gonna be a kid's book when she said niece, but it sounds like a trip. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I've written that down. I like that type of book. I like, like.

• 56:16Tig Notaro?

  Wait, did you really write it down?

• 56:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I got in my phone notes right here.

• 56:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 56:22Mae Martin?

  I got some weird stuff in here. Yeah, I'm good.

• 56:24Tig Notaro?

  I bet you do.

• 56:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 56:26Tig Notaro?

  Like weird books or like just weird stuff?

• 56:29Mae Martin?

  Just in my notes app, just like practicing texts to send people or, you know.

• 56:35Tig Notaro?

  No, May, you do practice texts?

• 56:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, if I want to send like, yeah.

• 56:40Tig Notaro?

  Where you have to get a certain amount of information out?

• 56:43Mae Martin?

  Well, if it's like a, you know.

• 56:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, emotional.

• 56:46Mae Martin?

  An emotional text.

• 56:47Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay.

• 56:48Mae Martin?

  I'll write it in my notes first.

• 56:49Tig Notaro?

  Have you ever practiced a text for me?

• 56:52Mae Martin?

  No, oh my God. Would I admit it if I had? I don't know. Dearest Tiggle.

• 56:57Tig Notaro?

  Dearest Tiglets. Can we push the podcast five minutes? No, I can't send her that.

• 57:07Tig Notaro?

  Well, good times. Very good times. Yes, yeah. Yeah.

• 57:11Mae Martin?

  We have new merch online, uh, including a Yeah Ghost crew neck and a handsome zip up hoodie. Go to handsomepod.com. We have very good merch. I'm really, I'm proud of it.

• 57:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, for sure. We have really solid merch.

• 57:26Mae Martin?

  I have very little coming up except, um, tomorrow night I'm at Largo, October 29th, um, with special guests. Very special guests. So Largo in LA, if you're around.

• 57:36Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I'm in Chicago, November 8th, and then San Jose and Fresno, California, the end of the month, as well as Charlotte, North Carolina, St. Petersburg, Florida, and Orlando, Florida, right before Christmas, and then Norfolk, Virginia, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, and Seattle at the end of December.

• 57:58Tig Notaro?

  Love it. I just can't emphasize enough that everyone should please make a note to watch Come See Me in the Good Light on Apple TV, November 14th. It premieres worldwide. The documentary about poet Andrea Gibson and their wife, Meg Faley. It's just so beautiful.

• 58:22Mae Martin?

  Since I saw it, I've been recommending, I've been saying to people, there's a documentary coming out in about a month. You're gonna need to watch it. I've been making my parents, I made my parents write it down.

• 58:30Tig Notaro?

  Oh, good, good. Yeah.

• 58:32Mae Martin?

  All my exes.

• 58:34Tig Notaro?

  It's so beautiful. It's so beautiful, life-affirming. Yeah. So also go to Tignotaro.com for any of my live shows coming up. And I will tell you right now that one of the live shows that you'll probably want to see is Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, November 16th, and Largo in Los Angeles, November 21st. I think until next time, what do you say? We all just continue to?

• 59:03Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 59:06Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media, @handsomepod.

• 59:27Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 59:30Speaker 06

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• 59:31Speaker 07

  And Hannah Simone.

• 59:33Speaker 06

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dogged.

• 59:54Speaker 07

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:00:07Speaker 06

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:00:18Speaker 07

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