Martha Plimpton asks about astrological signs

Martha Plimpton (Raising Hope, The Goonies, Task) asks Handsome a question about astrological signs that leaves plenty of room for debate! Plus Fortune debuts a British character, clearing up misconceptions about Raven Symoné, and an Angelina Jolie story to remember (or forget)! Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.com http://handsomepod.com/Watch Handsome on YouTube http://youtube.com/@handsomepodThis is a Headgum https://headgum.com/ podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter https://x.com/headgum, Instagram https://www.instagram.com/headgum/, and Tiktok https://www.tiktok.com/@headgum. Advertise on Handsome https://gumball.fm/shows/handsome via Gumball.fm http://gumball.fm/. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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• 1:48Fortune Feimster?

  Cheers.

• 1:50Tig Notaro?

  Hey, it's your dear friend Tig Notaro, sitting here on the Handsome Podcast with my co-hosts.

• 1:57Mae Martin?

  Mae Martin, also sitting here on the Handsome Podcast, and joined finally by...

• 2:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's Fortune Feimster, also sitting here.

• 2:04Tig Notaro?

  Hmm, we are sitting here, which is different places.

• 2:09Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we're sitting in different places, but we're yes-ending.

• 2:12Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. Yes-and. Yes-and. Go on, May.

• 2:16Mae Martin?

  Yes, and it makes me feel connected when we yes-and.

• 2:19Fortune Feimster?

  It's so nice being connected.

• 2:24Tig Notaro?

  Because it feels bad when you're not.

• 2:28Fortune Feimster?

  Connected.

• 2:30Mae Martin?

  I wish we all lived in the same body.

• 2:34Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wow. Okay, and I'm out.

• 2:38Mae Martin?

  Can you imagine?

• 2:39Fortune Feimster?

  Out.

• 2:41Mae Martin?

  If we all had to, it was all three of our minds, but in one body. And so we had to take turns being like, can I be in control today? Like, because I want to go sit on a bench or like, can I be on, yeah.

• 2:52Tig Notaro?

  Hmm. So one person would be in control.

• 2:56Mae Martin?

  At a time, yeah.

• 2:57Fortune Feimster?

  At a time.

• 2:58Mae Martin?

  Sort of driving the ship while the other two just have to sit there.

• 3:02Fortune Feimster?

  That would definitely be a lot of communicating with each other and negotiating.

• 3:06Tig Notaro?

  Which May would like.

• 3:07Mae Martin?

  That's all I want.

• 3:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. Here's my question. What if like, May, what if you turned into, and maybe you are, but like a massive control freak, it has to all be you. You need to decide everything. Then what do we do? What do, what do us little, pretty little ladies do?

• 3:30Mae Martin?

  Well, because the way I'm picturing it is like in that movie Inside Out, is that what it's called? Where, where it's like, we're numbskulls, like the three of us are sitting inside a brain. And we're being like, can I get a turn on the control? So yeah, you guys would just have to talk amongst yourselves and I'd, I'd.

• 3:45Tig Notaro?

  I know, but what if you were taking too much control? Like you were like, I still, I don't want to let go of this. I just, it feels too good to have this kind of power. So we're going to another escape room.

• 3:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it sounds good to me. I mean, you guys would have to like forcibly take the controls back.

• 4:03Tig Notaro?

  And how do we do that, though? This is your made up hogwash.

• 4:09Mae Martin?

  Overpower me, overpower me physically.

• 4:12Fortune Feimster?

  I think I would just pipe up when it came to like ordering food.

• 4:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you'd be pretty amenable with everything else.

• 4:18Fortune Feimster?

  I'm, see, there'd be a problem because takes a vegan and.

• 4:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 4:23Fortune Feimster?

  And really genuinely loves healthy food.

• 4:27Fortune Feimster?

  And I would be like, oh, I'm really feeling naughty today.

• 4:33Tig Notaro?

  Well, so wait, are you saying that we have like one mouth?

• 4:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, one mouth.

• 4:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 4:39Mae Martin?

  It's like being John Malkovich, but there's three of us inside.

• 4:42Fortune Feimster?

  Tig's out now.

• 4:44Mae Martin?

  Oh, now you're out?

• 4:45Fortune Feimster?

  Tig's like, I don't want to eat the garbage food that Fortune eats.

• 4:48Mae Martin?

  But Fortune, we could wait till Tig falls asleep and then we order like whatever we want.

• 4:54Tig Notaro?

  You do late night cravings while you're asleep?

• 4:57Fortune Feimster?

  That's right.

• 4:58Tig Notaro?

  Look, I like a snack and a treat and, you know, basket of fries and chips and a cookie more than the next pretty little lady, but you know, it's more of like.

• 5:09Mae Martin?

  Burgers.

• 5:09Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, stuff like that.

• 5:11Fortune Feimster?

  It's the meat.

• 5:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's the meat and it's the dairy, but listen here.

• 5:15Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, but cheese is so tasty.

• 5:20Fortune Feimster?

  You know, I love me a charcuterie board.

• 5:22Tig Notaro?

  We do, we know that. And so you're saying Fortune.

• 5:26Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh.

• 5:27Tig Notaro?

  That it would just be wonderful to just spend the day, um, rolling around, uh, not worrying about anything except here comes the.

• 5:36Fortune Feimster?

  It's meal time.

• 5:37Tig Notaro?

  Cheese. Yeah.

• 5:39Mae Martin?

  Maybe the three of us could be in Thomas's skull, taking, and we're, we're in control of Thomas's day, you know?

• 5:46Fortune Feimster?

  Interesting.

• 5:48Mae Martin?

  What would we do? Sort his life out, I think. Not that it needs sorting.

• 5:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Do you need your life sorted out by us?

• 5:55Fortune Feimster?

  Sort this out.

• 5:59Tig Notaro?

  Thomas is off the rails again.

• 6:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my gosh.

• 6:02Mae Martin?

  What's on your T-shirt there Tig? And Fortune? Let's talk Ts.

• 6:05Fortune Feimster?

  Let's talk Ts.

• 6:06Mae Martin?

  Let's do T corner. Georgia, very nice.

• 6:09Fortune Feimster?

  It's for the University of Georgia. Go dogs. My mom went there.

• 6:14Tig Notaro?

  All right. And this is KCRW.

• 6:17Mae Martin?

  It's that radio, a radio station.

• 6:19Tig Notaro?

  Public radio.

• 6:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you're listening to KCRW.

• 6:23Tig Notaro?

  Which is exactly how public radio, uh, hosts stuff. Hey, what's up? Thanks for tuning into KCRW.

• 6:33Fortune Feimster?

  So what it'd be more like? Hello, everyone. Thank you for tuning in today. What a pleasure it is to be talking to all of you.

• 6:41Tig Notaro?

  I just got up from a nap.

• 6:42Fortune Feimster?

  Connecting with my listeners.

• 6:44Mae Martin?

  It'd be like, what do we think about memory? Where do we go in our minds? Is it to a physical place?

• 6:49Tig Notaro?

  Are you suggesting that people on public radio have sinus issues?

• 6:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm thinking of, well, is Ira Glass public radio, like This American Life?

• 7:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 7:02Mae Martin?

  Cause he's sort of, he's sort of like, today on the podcast, we're talking to people who, was that pretty good?

• 7:09Tig Notaro?

  Um, I would not have guessed that that's Ira Glass. I'll be honest.

• 7:15Fortune Feimster?

  I would have guessed Mae Martin doing public radio.

• 7:17Tig Notaro?

  That's so funny. I was just about to say that. If I heard that, I would say, who is May trying to impersonate right now?

• 7:28Tig Notaro?

  Never in a million years would I have guessed Ira Glass. My apologies. Yeah.

• 7:33Fortune Feimster?

  Have you guys been up to anything fun?

• 7:35Mae Martin?

  I just got back from, from TIFF and had the premiere of my show there. And that was really, it felt like my wedding and like,

• 7:42Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah?

• 7:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I've never had a wedding, but I assume it's like that.

• 7:47Fortune Feimster?

  You were the belle of the ball.

• 7:48Mae Martin?

  Well, it was like friends from the past. And even in the show, like there's a,

• 7:53Tig Notaro?

  No friends from the future?

• 7:55Mae Martin?

  No, well, how would I know? Maybe the whole audience. But yeah, like even, there's a guy on the show, Mark McKinney, who is from that show, Superstore and Kids in the Hole. And he, I babysat for him when I was 13 and he's in the show. So it was just like a lot of full circle, like, yeah. And the show's kind of based on my friend getting sent to this troubled teen institute. And so she came and then that was more emotional than I anticipated. It was like,

• 8:22Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 8:23Mae Martin?

  Man, we like transmuted this awful experience. And she was a consultant on the show and it was just nice.

• 8:29Fortune Feimster?

  And y'all got to watch the show on a big screen?

• 8:32Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we watched two episodes. Guys, listen, you've been in movies. You guys have done, I've never seen myself on a big screen like that. That was wild.

• 8:41Fortune Feimster?

  And, and how did the audience respond?

• 8:44Mae Martin?

  They seem to like it.

• 8:45Fortune Feimster?

  I love it.

• 8:46Mae Martin?

  You know, who knows? We'll see. It comes out.

• 8:48Fortune Feimster?

  I think it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a hit. I can already tell.

• 8:51Tig Notaro?

  And did you like it? Were you like, I, this is awesome. This looks great. It feels great. This is, this is, this is it?

• 8:58Mae Martin?

  I like it. Yeah. I like it. Obviously, I'm, I'm noticing like the tiny things where I, but, but I, yeah, I'm, I'm proud of it. It's kind of, I think if you go into it expecting like a procedural crime thriller, you're gonna be like disappointed. But if you go in expecting a sort of Twin Peaks-y, sort of spooky, then you might be, you might be into it. I'm excited. Well, when this podcast airs, it will have been out for five days. So put it on in the background.

• 9:30Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, handsome listeners need to tune in.

• 9:34Tig Notaro?

  Now, what if somebody went in with zero expectations?

• 9:38Mae Martin?

  That's ideal.

• 9:39Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 9:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's so ideal. Yeah.

• 9:42Fortune Feimster?

  What if they go in wanting, um, love scenes like from Feel Good?

• 9:49Mae Martin?

  There's one, there's one big sex scene.

• 9:52Tig Notaro?

  One insane, like, is it full frontal?

• 9:56Mae Martin?

  No, but it's almost worse. It's almost crazier. And I, I, I can't believe they let me keep it in because they made me take out a shot of my character injecting testosterone. They said that that would, um, uh, that in their test viewings, people, people turned off. And they were like, obviously it's up to you, but you know, we could just lose the injecting testosterone. And I was like, obviously furious and like, and then I was like, well, if it's gonna get people into the show and it then, and if I'm allowed to have this insane sex scene in episode five, then I'm happy to compromise on little things because it's.

• 10:33Fortune Feimster?

  Everyone's forwarding to episode five.

• 10:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:39Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, man. Well, I'm excited to watch it.

• 10:42Mae Martin?

  It was good. I got to see Toni Collette doing press with her in Toronto and she's, we bring out like the witchy side. Like we went out kayaking under the full moon, the eclipse and we. I mean, they were like, you know, don't go past this barrier out into Lake Ontario. And Tony gets in the kayak immediately, just kayaks out across the lake in, under the full moon and she's, and we did spells and we wrote down what we want to release and dissolved it and it was good.

• 11:10Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 11:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 11:10Fortune Feimster?

  Y'all were in the same canoe or separate?

• 11:12Mae Martin?

  Separate kayaks.

• 11:13Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 11:15Tig Notaro?

  Also known as being in the same boat. Am I right?

• 11:20Fortune Feimster?

  Good one.

• 11:20Mae Martin?

  We were emotionally in the same boat.

• 11:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 11:22Fortune Feimster?

  And what was it like? Was it like, May?

• 11:26Mae Martin?

  Here we go.

• 11:26Tig Notaro?

  Here we go.

• 11:27Fortune Feimster?

  Here we go.

• 11:28Tig Notaro?

  There we go.

• 11:29Fortune Feimster?

  If I could, wait, what accent is that?

• 11:32Mae Martin?

  We don't know.

• 11:33Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we really don't.

• 11:34Fortune Feimster?

  Razor blades, Jennifer Lopez. Here's, May, here's what I'd like to, to talk about Jennifer Lopez.

• 11:44Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 11:46Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 11:47Fortune Feimster?

  I'd really like to get rid of razor blades. That's a huge issue.

• 11:53Mae Martin?

  Tony listens to the pod and every time there's an Australian accent, she'll comment and be like, that's the worst thing I've ever heard.

• 12:00Fortune Feimster?

  Tony?

• 12:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:01Fortune Feimster?

  I need you to calm down.

• 12:04Mae Martin?

  Get on board.

• 12:04Fortune Feimster?

  I'm working on it.

• 12:06Mae Martin?

  Horizon Supplies.

• 12:07Fortune Feimster?

  May, no.

• 12:08Mae Martin?

  What are you, what have you been up to? Oh, you started filming?

• 12:11Fortune Feimster?

  I did. I started filming this Will Ferrell show. Um, super fun. So far, everything I've shot is just Will and I, and it's such a trip. I'm like, I just can't believe I'm getting to go toe to toe with this like comedy legend.

• 12:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, seriously. And find your like comedic groove together like that.

• 12:32Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm. And he's like such a nice guy and chill vibe. Like we just, the set was just easy and, and we were out in the hot, hot ass sun. It was like almost a hundred degrees, but everybody was like. You know, no complaining, just having a good time, laughing. It's pretty great.

• 12:51Tig Notaro?

  We'll see how it goes day two.

• 12:54Fortune Feimster?

  I know, that was my thought. I was like, so this was day one, right? Yeah.

• 13:00Fortune Feimster?

  Day two, everyone's like, oh, F this.

• 13:05Tig Notaro?

  And that's a wrap on season one.

• 13:09Fortune Feimster?

  I'm like, it's amazing. You've been there one day.

• 13:13Tig Notaro?

  Do you feel like when, you know, a production, you start to sniff out like, oh, boy, this is way more complicated? Have you ever been like, I'm thinking about when I've been on shows where I guest starred or something? And I'm like, God, everybody's so nice. And then people are like, well, I mean, you know, there's a lot going on here.

• 13:34Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 13:35Fortune Feimster?

  I had that when I, I did one, um, guest role on Glee. Remember that show Glee? They had a lot of drama on their sets, I believe. And, um, I, uh, filmed the second to the very last episode ever.

• 13:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 13:55Fortune Feimster?

  The, the, everyone was like checked out.

• 13:58Mae Martin?

  Well, yeah.

• 13:59Fortune Feimster?

  To the point where I didn't even know who the director was. I think the, I think the DP was like telling me what to do. Like, who's in charge here?

• 14:09Tig Notaro?

  And so they all just didn't like each other or whatever?

• 14:12Fortune Feimster?

  I think that they were like, um,

• 14:14Mae Martin?

  Well, Cory Monteith had passed away. They were all grieving that.

• 14:17Fortune Feimster?

  That was, I think that was like two seasons, a couple of seasons before the, the end.

• 14:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:23Fortune Feimster?

  They had just different cliques.

• 14:26Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:26Fortune Feimster?

  And certain one, and certain actors, I think, from what the rumors were at the time, certain actors didn't get along with the other actors. So they had their little teams. So I just didn't talk to anybody.

• 14:40Mae Martin?

  Oh, no.

• 14:41Tig Notaro?

  You just went in, put your head down, did your job.

• 14:44Fortune Feimster?

  Although I'm friends with Chris Colfer. I love him. Um, and he, he was delightful. Because he's a delightful guy.

• 14:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah, he seems great.

• 14:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's always just so amusing. I mean, it's, it's a bummer, but it's just always so funny because everybody's so nice and welcoming. You've never been there and then you you find out everyone.

• 15:09Fortune Feimster?

  You know what it is too with a show like that is like, I, I randomly went to the premiere of that show because that when I was a journalist and you see everybody very like innocent and like, I'm happy to be here. It's success.

• 15:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:22Fortune Feimster?

  When something blows up, then, then it's like, you know, two seasons later, you're like, oh my God, what happened?

• 15:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 15:30Mae Martin?

  Yeah, everyone needs to get in and get out one or two seasons and then, and then get out, I think.

• 15:35Tig Notaro?

  Or people that when cast do not get along and then when they're going through press, like we are, it's like a family here.

• 15:43Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:45Tig Notaro?

  And it's, it is like a family in that you're about to kill each other.

• 15:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:49Tig Notaro?

  Um, and there's massive issues and lot simmering underneath.

• 15:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 15:56Tig Notaro?

  It's that, anyway, that's just always a funny surprise because now when I say something to somebody on set, I'm like, everybody seems so nice. Is it like that? Or is there, you know what I mean? Because it, it's so, it's so rare that everybody really is just all.

• 16:15Mae Martin?

  I feel like often if you're a guest star on something and you show up and there's one cast member who's super nice to you, say, hey, what's up? Often they're the troublemaker because they've alienated themselves from everyone else and they're like, this is a fresh slate. Yeah, yeah.

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• 17:58Mae Martin?

  What else is going on?

• 18:00Tig Notaro?

  Well, I'm, you know, it was announced, Stephanie just got booked in this big film and so she's in London. And then we're gonna kind of, I mean, I don't know that we're gonna go back and forth now that I almost said we're gonna go back and forth.

• 18:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah, that's 10 hours of what?

• 18:18Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we're gonna go to visit her for like, I don't know, almost 10 days maybe? And so it's a really big deal because Stephanie's mother, her family is from England.

• 18:33Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 18:34Tig Notaro?

  And it's been Nana's big dream to be in England with Stephanie and the boys. And so she's flying over to be with us. And so, and Max and Finn are really into drinking tea. And we start, like when they were three, we started having tea with them in.

• 18:57Tig Notaro?

  Which of course their tea was so lukewarm. And but we would go and have tea in our front living room and and talk. And so we'd sit down with them with our teacups. And be like, so let's talk.

• 19:12Tig Notaro?

  And so they would talk. And of course, it was like three year old talk. But to this day, I mean, it stuck. They love tea and they can't wait to go for high tea.

• 19:21Mae Martin?

  And yes.

• 19:21Fortune Feimster?

  I love a high tea.

• 19:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, so.

• 19:26Mae Martin?

  The museums in London for kids are so good. The Natural History Museum is amazing. Yeah, yeah, I have good kid recommendations, I think.

• 19:35Fortune Feimster?

  Do you need any recommendations from me? I also am very familiar with this area.

• 19:42Tig Notaro?

  I thought this was a country accent.

• 19:45Mae Martin?

  First I thought it was southern.

• 19:48Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I thought it was southern.

• 19:49Fortune Feimster?

  No, it's my English accent.

• 19:52Tig Notaro?

  No, it's not.

• 19:55Tig Notaro?

  No, Fortune, it's not an English accent.

• 19:59Fortune Feimster?

  Thank you, I'm very excited.

• 20:01Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, listen to yourself. Listen, say again and listen.

• 20:05Fortune Feimster?

  I'm very, thank you. I'm very excited for tea.

• 20:09Mae Martin?

  Wow, this is a, you have a lead role almost on a Netflix series.

• 20:20Tig Notaro?

  My name is Fortune and I'm from London, England. That's what you sound like. I was born and raised in London.

• 20:29Fortune Feimster?

  Dare you.

• 20:30Tig Notaro?

  How dare you come on here. How dare you, Fortune Marie, coming on here? And acting like you're nailing any sort of accent across the pond.

• 20:41Mae Martin?

  Wait, but also Tig, you should take the boys to see Debbie. Get them some America.

• 20:46Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:47Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 20:50Tig Notaro?

  I love Debbie. See, this is a good impression for you. Pay attention.

• 20:55Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know what you're talking about.

• 20:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah, let's hear it. Oh, twins, is it? Oh, I haven't seen twins since 1984.

• 21:02Fortune Feimster?

  Twins, is it? I haven't seen twins. See, it's forever.

• 21:09Tig Notaro?

  We have a neighbor, this elderly man, since Max, well, when Max and Finn were babies and we would stroll them past his house, up until maybe they were three, he would always say, "Twins."

• 21:22Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, my God.

• 21:23Tig Notaro?

  And the answer was always, "Yeah, yeah."

• 21:27Fortune Feimster?

  Twins, twins.

• 21:29Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God. And so whenever we're walking past his house and he's out, Stephanie and I always go whisper to each other, "Twins."

• 21:41Mae Martin?

  What's the longest that you and Stephanie have gone, uh, being apart? Do you know?

• 21:47Tig Notaro?

  Um, probably a month and a half.

• 21:50Mae Martin?

  Whoa, really?

• 21:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 21:52Mae Martin?

  Was that hard?

• 21:53Tig Notaro?

  Uh, yeah. I mean, I feel, I think I talked about it recently. It's like, it's nice to check into a hotel and kind of take a breather, but I do, I, I miss her and I, I look forward to seeing her, but those kind of long stretches are, are really brutal.

• 22:09Mae Martin?

  Tell me about it. Sometimes you're engaged at the start of it and then by the end you're, uh, just, uh, by yourself. So sometimes those long stretches are, uh, yeah.

• 22:19Fortune Feimster?

  Is, is too long of a stretch?

• 22:21Tig Notaro?

  It's even longer and, yeah, yeah.

• 22:24Mae Martin?

  Will you have like, uh, I know you're going to visit soon, but then will, will there be like a really long stretch? You don't see her?

• 22:30Tig Notaro?

  Yes. Um, but luckily I'm gonna see her, we're gonna be there for her birthday. It'll be her 40th birthday.

• 22:37Mae Martin?

  Oh, wow.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  And then she wraps on our anniversary, but, um, but we're very happy that at least one of the celebratory days will be together.

• 22:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I know this is a dumb, I like, and also I know it's not cool to say, but will you meet Angelina? Because that-

• 22:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah. The movie is starring Angelina Jolie.

• 23:00Mae Martin?

  And it's a small cast. It's like-

• 23:02Tig Notaro?

  It is. It's a small cast. Um, I don't know if I'll meet her. Um, I'm very interested to, if possible.

• 23:10Mae Martin?

  Tell you, I just-

• 23:11Tig Notaro?

  Can you ask her to do a handsome question?

• 23:13Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 23:15Tig Notaro?

  Can you imagine?

• 23:17Mae Martin?

  That would be huge.

• 23:20Tig Notaro?

  Planet Earth would implode. If she did a- has she done a podcast?

• 23:26Mae Martin?

  I don't think she's ever done a podcast.

• 23:28Fortune Feimster?

  She's not a podcast gal.

• 23:30Mae Martin?

  I saw her at TIFF. I saw her back as she left. So I showed up at, you know, when People Magazine-

• 23:36Tig Notaro?

  So you guys are tight.

• 23:37Mae Martin?

  We're tight, yeah. Like, her back has seen me.

• 23:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, okay.

• 23:40Mae Martin?

  But you know when they do, like, they bring puppies to photo shoots? And so People Magazine-

• 23:45Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know that was a thing.

• 23:47Mae Martin?

  Oh, it's like, it's a thing, yeah. So they'd set up a little studio and they had these rescue puppies. And then all these celebrities are coming in and you, one at a time, you go and do, and I'm like, looking around, there's James McAvoy and there, and Tony knows everyone. So I'm like, I'm in heaven. And there's puppies.

• 24:05Fortune Feimster?

  And she's like, look, there's Jennifer Lopez.

• 24:08Tig Notaro?

  Hey, look. It's me, Toni Collette. There's Jennifer Lopez.

• 24:14Fortune Feimster?

  No. Is that Jennifer Lopez?

• 24:17Tig Notaro?

  Is that Jennifer Lopez? Okay, go on.

• 24:20Mae Martin?

  So how come you actually, the Australians getting better, but the British was so strange.

• 24:26Fortune Feimster?

  Well, if one gets better, the other one gets worse.

• 24:27Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's how it goes.

• 24:28Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 24:29Mae Martin?

  So she, so, and Angelina's there and then, and then me and Tony are like, we gotta pee. And so-

• 24:36Tig Notaro?

  And I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. You're saying she was at TIFF?

• 24:39Mae Martin?

  Yes, at TIFF.

• 24:39Tig Notaro?

  Okay, I'm back on track. Go on.

• 24:41Mae Martin?

  And so I go up to one of the, you know, assistants working there. I'm like, is there a bathroom here we could use? And they're like, uh, that one's, I think, out of order. I'm like, I'm sure it's fine. We open the door and there's a giant turd floating in this toilet. I'm so sorry to bring the pod down, but-

• 24:57Fortune Feimster?

  This was, this part was gonna be about Angelina Jolie.

• 24:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I thought you were gonna walk in and she's like-

• 25:01Fortune Feimster?

  I thought she was gonna be there half naked, changing.

• 25:04Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marine.

• 25:06Fortune Feimster?

  We were talking about Angelina Jolie's back and then it somehow went to a turd.

• 25:11Mae Martin?

  Well, my point is, cause then I go, is there another bathroom? They go, well, there's this gross one in the back. That's like, you know, off limits, but you can try that. I go back, there's a turd in that one too. And it's clogged.

• 25:21Tig Notaro?

  May, why are you telling us this disgusting story?

• 25:25Mae Martin?

  And to say turd over and over, but the point is, it was just funny.

• 25:28Tig Notaro?

  There is no point to this story, is there?

• 25:30Mae Martin?

  The point is that.

• 25:32Tig Notaro?

  There's no point.

• 25:33Fortune Feimster?

  When does Angelina Jolie show up?

• 25:35Tig Notaro?

  We just have to listen to disgusting information after you saw Angelina Jolie's back.

• 25:39Fortune Feimster?

  When does Angelina Jolie show up?

• 25:41Mae Martin?

  The point is that we're in this small room with like more famous people than I've ever seen and I'm freaking out. And there's just turd toilets everywhere and no one can pee. And it's like, well, anyway, it wasn't a good story, but it was just funny.

• 25:53Tig Notaro?

  It was a disgusting story. If you're into disgusting things.

• 25:58Fortune Feimster?

  Way to land this plane. Did you see Angelina Jolie's front?

• 26:03Mae Martin?

  No. I just saw Angelina Jolie.

• 26:07Tig Notaro?

  I saw turds in toilets. Fortune, were you not listening?

• 26:10Fortune Feimster?

  I heard that, but I didn't know when we got back to Angelina Jolie.

• 26:14Tig Notaro?

  We're not getting back to Angelina. There, there was no reason to even mention the woman's back. I have a question.

• 26:21Mae Martin?

  Because my point was that it should be.

• 26:22Tig Notaro?

  There was no point.

• 26:23Mae Martin?

  There is a point.

• 26:24Tig Notaro?

  No, it was disgusting.

• 26:26Mae Martin?

  The point is it should be illegal to have a turdy toilet around Angelina Jolie.

• 26:31Fortune Feimster?

  Angelina Jolie.

• 26:32Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Here's my question. You both said it differently. What is the answer? Is it Jolie or Jolie?

• 26:38Fortune Feimster?

  I thought it was Jolie. I've never heard Jolie.

• 26:42Mae Martin?

  Cause it's French.

• 26:43Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 26:44Tig Notaro?

  I mean, look at that accent.

• 26:47Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 26:48Tig Notaro?

  Thomas, what is it? Is it, how does she say it? Does she say Jolie or Jolie?

• 26:53Mae Martin?

  I bet it's Jolie. Cause it's French. Her mom was French.

• 26:57Tig Notaro?

  But Fortune doesn't think it is. She thinks it's just Jolie.

• 27:02Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 27:03Mae Martin?

  Well, that's British.

• 27:04Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 27:05Tig Notaro?

  Jolie.

• 27:06Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 27:09Speaker 06

  There's a video of her pronouncing her own name. Do you want to watch it?

• 27:13Fortune Feimster?

  We're all.

• 27:14Mae Martin?

  What if it's really wrong?

• 27:16Fortune Feimster?

  Waiting to find out. We're sitting on the edges of our seats.

• 27:22Tig Notaro?

  What happened to my co-host?

• 27:24Fortune Feimster?

  I'm standing on the edge of my seat.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  Angelina. Hi. Jolie. Yes. The emphasis on the Joe. Jolie. Jolie. Jolie.

• 27:33Fortune Feimster?

  Isn't that what I said?

• 27:34Speaker 06

  She says Jolie.

• 27:35Tig Notaro?

  She does? What?

• 27:37Mae Martin?

  I got it wrong. I was saying Jolie.

• 27:39Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what is it, Tom? I'm confused. I'm still confused.

• 27:42Fortune Feimster?

  I still hear Jolie. You're the closest, Fortune.

• 27:45Speaker 06

  I'll play it one more time.

• 27:46Fortune Feimster?

  Let's hear it again. Everyone, shut up.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  Angelina. Hi. Jolie. Yes. The emphasis on the Joe. Jolie. Jolie. Jolie. Yes.

• 27:55Fortune Feimster?

  Takes right. Joe.

• 27:56Mae Martin?

  Jolie.

• 27:57Fortune Feimster?

  The interviewer said Joe, emphasis on the Joe, and she says Joe.

• 28:02Tig Notaro?

  Exactly. This is what I'm saying is, everybody says it differently, and now here I might be meeting her within a few days, and...

• 28:10Mae Martin?

  You'll definitely go full name, too. You're gonna go in.

• 28:13Fortune Feimster?

  You should say, "What's up?" Jolie, and she'll be impressed.

• 28:15Tig Notaro?

  Emphasis on the Joe.

• 28:17Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Joe. Jolie. Well, this is a real mind-fer.

• 28:22Tig Notaro?

  Hmm.

• 28:23Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't, uh, I didn't anticipate that I've said it wrong this whole time.

• 28:28Tig Notaro?

  I hate to dig in even deeper, but you were saying Abby's last name wrong, too.

• 28:34Fortune Feimster?

  I did?

• 28:35Tig Notaro?

  Yes, ma'am.

• 28:36Fortune Feimster?

  Well, what is it?

• 28:37Mae Martin?

  Wombach?

• 28:38Fortune Feimster?

  It's not Wombach?

• 28:39Tig Notaro?

  It is not. It's Wombach.

• 28:41Mae Martin?

  Wombach?

• 28:43Tig Notaro?

  Look at Fortune's face. Listen.

• 28:45Mae Martin?

  Fortune looks offended. Wombach?

• 28:48Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 28:49Mae Martin?

  Don't say it like that. Womack?

• 28:51Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 28:52Fortune Feimster?

  I think everyone... I... Here's what I think. Hear me out. There's certain people...

• 28:58Tig Notaro?

  This better not be a turd toilet.

• 29:00Fortune Feimster?

  No. No turd toilet.

• 29:01Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 29:01Fortune Feimster?

  There's certain people whose names have just, in the zeitgeist, have become one thing, okay? And most people call that person that thing. I think that person then has a duty to relinquish what the original...

• 29:22Fortune Feimster?

  I think they have to give up.

• 29:24Tig Notaro?

  And to be fair, you did just say duty. You said this was not a turd talk. And you did say everyone has a duty.

• 29:31Fortune Feimster?

  You slipped a duty in there. O-D-I-E.

• 29:34Tig Notaro?

  This is...

• 29:35Fortune Feimster?

  I think you have to just give in to it and go, "This is how my name is pronounced now." I mean, I'm

• 29:41Tig Notaro?

  I do.

• 29:42Fortune Feimster?

  I hate to.

• 29:42Tig Notaro?

  All right, Feimster.

• 29:44Fortune Feimster?

  I know.

• 29:44Tig Notaro?

  But no one knows her.

• 29:46Fortune Feimster?

  Take note or.

• 29:46Tig Notaro?

  No, everyone calls you Feimster.

• 29:48Fortune Feimster?

  There's a handful of people who say Feimster.

• 29:50Tig Notaro?

  No, Feimster, go on, May.

• 29:52Fortune Feimster?

  Wambach?

• 29:54Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 29:54Fortune Feimster?

  Look, my.

• 29:55Tig Notaro?

  And Jolie.

• 29:56Fortune Feimster?

  Abby Wambach.

• 29:59Tig Notaro?

  Thomas, can you pull up a video of Abby saying her name? Okay, go on, May.

• 30:04Fortune Feimster?

  Everybody goes Abby Wambach.

• 30:06Mae Martin?

  My instinct is like, obviously, we owe everyone the respect of learning their names properly. But then I think about old Timothée Chalamet, and I think, can he just, can we say Timothy Chalamet? Like, he maybe needs to just relinquish control and accept.

• 30:20Tig Notaro?

  Fortune's your head blowing up now again?

• 30:21Fortune Feimster?

  Wait, what? Is his name not pronounced Timothy?

• 30:24Mae Martin?

  No, it's Timothée.

• 30:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, no one wants that. Well. No one wants that.

• 30:32Mae Martin?

  But it's, there's other cultures in the world, like.

• 30:34Fortune Feimster?

  Timothée?

• 30:35Mae Martin?

  No, it's a French name.

• 30:37Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 30:38Fortune Feimster?

  Sorry.

• 30:39Tig Notaro?

  Fortune's for me.

• 30:40Fortune Feimster?

  You have to go with what the culture wants. They don't want your name pronounced that way.

• 30:45Mae Martin?

  With what American culture wants specifically.

• 30:48Fortune Feimster?

  Raven Simone, we've known that. She's, she's now correcting everyone and says, it's actually Simone. I'm like, well, I'll never not think of you as Raven Simone.

• 30:58Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my God, that's classic her, is it not?

• 31:01Fortune Feimster?

  You know?

• 31:02Tig Notaro?

  I'm kidding, I don't.

• 31:03Mae Martin?

  You don't know who that is.

• 31:04Tig Notaro?

  Wait, did I tell you I'm on her, I told you I'm on her text thread?

• 31:08Fortune Feimster?

  Are you? What?

• 31:10Tig Notaro?

  This is the weirdest thing in my life. I am on a group text thread with Raven Simone.

• 31:21Tig Notaro?

  And it's, it only happens in the holidays, and there's not a number that I recognize. I don't know how I ended up on her holiday thread. I don't know if she knows I'm on it.

• 31:35Fortune Feimster?

  That's bizarre.

• 31:36Tig Notaro?

  It is the funniest thing. I'll turn to Stephanie, I'll be like, look.

• 31:40Fortune Feimster?

  And it's like a yearly tradition where you're like, I've heard from Raven.

• 31:43Tig Notaro?

  Yes, ma'am.

• 31:44Fortune Feimster?

  And Raven just is like wishing people a happy holiday.

• 31:47Tig Notaro?

  Yes, yeah. And everybody's chiming in like I'm part of the friend group or family.

• 31:53Fortune Feimster?

  Maybe you're on a lesbian text thread that you don't know about.

• 31:57Tig Notaro?

  I, I know I am. I'm telling you.

• 31:59Fortune Feimster?

  But maybe it's all a bunch of lesbians on there.

• 32:02Mae Martin?

  Then Tig would recognize some of the numbers.

• 32:05Fortune Feimster?

  Abby Wambach.

• 32:07Mae Martin?

  Abby Wambach would be on there.

• 32:09Tig Notaro?

  Um, okay, Thomas, did you find Abby saying her name?

• 32:14Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna eat a brownie.

• 32:15Tig Notaro?

  Here we go. Settle in.

• 32:18Speaker 07

  This is Abby Wambach, number 20 with the US Women's National Team.

• 32:21Mae Martin?

  Wambach. It's sort of a soft "ah," Wambach.

• 32:24Fortune Feimster?

  Wambach, Wambach. This is Abby Wambach.

• 32:29Tig Notaro?

  So are you saying that Raven Simone previously, Thomas, this is the last time I'm gonna do it. Will you pull up a video of her saying her name? Like, has she said it previously?

• 32:42Fortune Feimster?

  Yes.

• 32:43Tig Notaro?

  Or she's just now?

• 32:44Fortune Feimster?

  Currently, she's saying, everyone's been saying it wrong for years.

• 32:48Tig Notaro?

  Right, but has she been saying it wrong?

• 32:50Fortune Feimster?

  No, I, oh, I don't know if back in the day, I would imagine back in the day, she even said it how it was supposed to be said.

• 32:57Mae Martin?

  You know, we really, we get into the important, the important stuff on this podcast.

• 33:02Fortune Feimster?

  This podcast is literally about the most nonsense.

• 33:05Tig Notaro?

  If you want to know what's going on in the world.

• 33:07Mae Martin?

  You gotta tune in here.

• 33:09Tig Notaro?

  If you want to know, if you want hot button issues.

• 33:12Mae Martin?

  If you want to know.

• 33:13Fortune Feimster?

  I'm eating a brownie.

• 33:15Tig Notaro?

  Why are you having a brownie?

• 33:17Fortune Feimster?

  I'm just getting really hungry.

• 33:18Tig Notaro?

  I know, dear, but we're in the middle of a podcast.

• 33:22Fortune Feimster?

  I got really hungry.

• 33:24Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 33:25Mae Martin?

  Cute, she has that.

• 33:27Tig Notaro?

  Hungry.

• 33:33Fortune Feimster?

  I need some afternoon, and I need to eat something.

• 33:37Tig Notaro?

  Yes, you do. You need your afternoon snack time. Thomas, any luck on Simone?

• 33:42Speaker 07

  It's easier for people to just call me Raven Simone, but if you want to call me by my government name, all right? It's Raven Simone.

• 33:50Tig Notaro?

  Okay, well, it's good to get all this cleared up, and it's good to know that it's Jolie.

• 33:56Fortune Feimster?

  Jolie.

• 33:57Tig Notaro?

  And Simone.

• 33:58Fortune Feimster?

  Wambach.

• 33:59Tig Notaro?

  And Wambach.

• 34:00Fortune Feimster?

  Simone.

• 34:01Mae Martin?

  And Mai Martine.

• 34:03Fortune Feimster?

  Mai Martine.

• 34:06Mae Martin?

  Should we get to our question?

• 34:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, hit it.

• 34:09Mae Martin?

  Today's question asker is an Emmy-winning and Tony-nominated actor who first became known for her role in The Goonies. She starred in Raising Hope, in The Real O'Neills, and stars in the new HBO series about an FBI team task. Martha Plimpton is asking today's question.

• 34:26Fortune Feimster?

  Hi, I'm Martha Plimpton and here is my question for you all. Uh, my question is, now regardless of whether or not you believe in astrology, how are you most like your astrological sign? And how are you least like your astrological sign? I think that's a good, you know, you're getting a good juxtaposition there.

• 34:52Mae Martin?

  Okay, great.

• 34:54Fortune Feimster?

  Have y'all seen that new show Task?

• 34:56Mae Martin?

  No, I can't wait though, because I love Martha Plimpton.

• 34:58Fortune Feimster?

  I know, it's pretty good. It's from the guy who created Mayor of Easttown. Did you watch that show?

• 35:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I loved that show.

• 35:05Fortune Feimster?

  Mayor of Easttown is so good. You ever watch it Tig?

• 35:09Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 35:10Fortune Feimster?

  Tig, I think you, I think that would be a series worth you going and watching.

• 35:15Mae Martin?

  I think you'd have a crush on Kate Winslet in that series.

• 35:18Fortune Feimster?

  It's so good.

• 35:18Mae Martin?

  Really? She is so badass in it.

• 35:20Fortune Feimster?

  It's one of the best modern day TV series. It's a limited series.

• 35:25Tig Notaro?

  You know, my name, my kids call me is Mayor.

• 35:29Fortune Feimster?

  It is Mayor, yeah.

• 35:30Mae Martin?

  Mayor of Easttown, yeah.

• 35:32Fortune Feimster?

  So I think you should watch it.

• 35:33Tig Notaro?

  All right.

• 35:34Fortune Feimster?

  But that guy that created that one created this, so it still has that, um, is it Philly? Is that the area? There are water?

• 35:40Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

• 35:44Fortune Feimster?

  Mm-hmm.

• 35:45Tig Notaro?

  Why just in that pocket of the country do they say water?

• 35:49Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know.

• 35:50Mae Martin?

  Water, for water?

• 35:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 35:52Fortune Feimster?

  Water.

• 35:53Mae Martin?

  They're saying water?

• 35:54Tig Notaro?

  That's correct, yes sir.

• 35:56Mae Martin?

  Oh boy, this episode is really about phonetics and vowel sounds.

• 36:01Tig Notaro?

  I would say it's, did you say bowel or vowel?

• 36:04Mae Martin?

  Vowel.

• 36:05Tig Notaro?

  Because also bowel sounds.

• 36:08Fortune Feimster?

  The Goonies is also one of the best movies of all time.

• 36:10Mae Martin?

  It's so good.

• 36:11Tig Notaro?

  So she just does good work.

• 36:13Mae Martin?

  And she just seems like someone I'd really get along with. Like she just sort of doesn't give a shit and speaks her mind and is.

• 36:20Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, and she did River Phoenix back in the day.

• 36:23Mae Martin?

  I know, and they were in a movie together that I loved.

• 36:25Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm. What movie?

• 36:27Mae Martin?

  Mosquito Coast.

• 36:29Mae Martin?

  What are, what star signs are you guys?

• 36:31Tig Notaro?

  I'm Aries.

• 36:32Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a Cancer.

• 36:33Mae Martin?

  Wow, okay.

• 36:35Fortune Feimster?

  What are you?

• 36:36Mae Martin?

  Taurus.

• 36:37Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know anything about Taurus and I don't know anything about Aries.

• 36:40Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 36:41Fortune Feimster?

  So, why don't we each tell each other what our signs are about? And we might have to also tell Tig what her sign's about.

• 36:50Tig Notaro?

  But you know what yours is for, like you know what it means?

• 36:53Fortune Feimster?

  I'm a Cancer through and through.

• 36:55Tig Notaro?

  Okay. I don't need to be yelled at.

• 36:57Mae Martin?

  Cancers are, they're emotional sensitive.

• 37:00Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, we have a hard shell, like a crab. That's our animal, is a crab. So we have a hard exterior. But we're soft on the inside. And if you, if you do us dirty, we retreat. But if you make us mad, we snap you. Someone just rang my doorbell.

• 37:25Fortune Feimster?

  Cancers can be moody. I would say that is where I'm not exactly like, I get, my moody is more, I get quiet.

• 37:35Mae Martin?

  Right.

• 37:36Fortune Feimster?

  But I'm not like a moody person.

• 37:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you don't strike me as like

• 37:41Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 37:42Mae Martin?

  big swings of mood, yeah.

• 37:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, so I differ there. But I like security. Home life is important, being at home. We like to like get centered.

• 37:53Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 37:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, Thomas just sent us a thing about Zodiac signs, the personality traits. This is, uh, cancers are emotionally intelligent. I would say that, I'm an empath. I pick up on energy very strongly. To the point where like I can go in a room and if the energy's bad or off, I'll leave the room.

• 38:16Mae Martin?

  Some people call that a trauma response.

• 38:18Fortune Feimster?

  So deeply. It says we're nurturing, caring, and resilient. I would say those are true. Negative attributes, this says that we're clingy.

• 38:29Fortune Feimster?

  Moody, irritable and hypersensitive.

• 38:32Tig Notaro?

  Huh.

• 38:32Fortune Feimster?

  Um, I am, I can be sensitive, yes.

• 38:37Tig Notaro?

  Hyper sensitive?

• 38:38Fortune Feimster?

  Hypersensitive? I don't think so.

• 38:40Tig Notaro?

  I don't think so.

• 38:41Fortune Feimster?

  But sensitive I can be, but I'm not like a, I'm not like, um, you have to handle me with kid gloves type of sensitive.

• 38:49Tig Notaro?

  Irritable?

• 38:51Fortune Feimster?

  Irritable, I'm not.

• 38:52Tig Notaro?

  Irritable bowels?

• 38:54Fortune Feimster?

  That, yes.

• 38:55Mae Martin?

  Sensitive bowels?

• 38:56Fortune Feimster?

  Clingy, I don't know. I can definitely get needy, but I'm not like a clingy person. I, I'm good at reading the room. If someone does not want to hang or want to be my friend or be, I'm just like, all right, peace out.

• 39:11Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 39:12Fortune Feimster?

  I would say for the most part, I am pretty dead on Cancer.

• 39:18Mae Martin?

  It's so funny that you're, you're like, our animal is a crab. Like humans are so embarrassing that we're like, my animal's a crab and mine's a bull and mine's a rat. Like little teams.

• 39:28Fortune Feimster?

  Who wants to go next?

• 39:30Mae Martin?

  I'll go. Okay. So I think about Taurus as like, well, I, I, cause I was really premature. I was supposed to be a Gemini and I, I have some Gemini in my chart, but I feel like I'm, um, stubborn, sensitive, loyal. Uh, well, am I loyal? I can be. And when I, once I, when I'm in, I'm in.

• 39:52Tig Notaro?

  Is not a good sign.

• 39:54Fortune Feimster?

  You're, you're not convincing me about loyalty.

• 39:57Mae Martin?

  I am, I am a very loyal friend and like, and when I fall, I fall hard. I'm romantic. Uh, but I like my, my home and to like,

• 40:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, what's it say? Crab now.

• 40:07Mae Martin?

  I'm sounding very crab like, but what?

• 40:10Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but you're definitely not a Cancer. So I wonder what sets you apart.

• 40:15Mae Martin?

  Uh, I got really into Mayan astrology for a while and I would love to.

• 40:19Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. See, that's where we differ.

• 40:20Tig Notaro?

  Of course you do.

• 40:21Fortune Feimster?

  This witchy stuff.

• 40:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're not into it.

• 40:24Fortune Feimster?

  That's not a Cancer.

• 40:26Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 40:26Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 40:27Fortune Feimster?

  You're like, um, what's the word? Um, not like fanciful, you know? Is that a Taurus thing or a May thing?

• 40:34Mae Martin?

  Oh, like whimsical.

• 40:35Fortune Feimster?

  Whimsical, that's the word.

• 40:36Mae Martin?

  Is that Taurus? Yeah, maybe.

• 40:38Fortune Feimster?

  It says that the Taurus star sign is ruled by the persistent and determined bull. And then when it comes to your energy, the typical Taurus has two speeds. They're either relaxed and contented, or hyped up and ready to charge.

• 40:55Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 40:56Fortune Feimster?

  Would you agree with that, any of that?

• 40:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think so. That, that checks out.

• 41:00Fortune Feimster?

  The Taurus people will patiently assess whether something is worth the investment of time and resources. Then if the green light flashes, it's all system go. Until then, slow and steady wins the Taurus race.

• 41:13Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think I, I think, yeah, I'm trying to find this fucking.

• 41:16Fortune Feimster?

  This thing is, says what they hate being rushed?

• 41:19Mae Martin?

  Oh yeah, I hate being rushed.

• 41:21Fortune Feimster?

  What, wasting money? Hmm, he wasted plenty of money.

• 41:25Mae Martin?

  Oh my god.

• 41:25Tig Notaro?

  Synthesizers in the mountains.

• 41:27Fortune Feimster?

  Synthesizer.

• 41:28Mae Martin?

  Well, I like the, I, I'm a, I, I do like things and objects and my space, you know?

• 41:36Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, oh, it says y'all have deep and soulful eyes, long and elegant, elegant necks and a delicate jawline.

• 41:43Tig Notaro?

  You two.

• 41:44Mae Martin?

  What?

• 41:45Fortune Feimster?

  Reading this thing.

• 41:47Mae Martin?

  It says I have a long and elegant neck?

• 41:49Fortune Feimster?

  This is all Taurus's apparently.

• 41:51Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 41:52Fortune Feimster?

  It says that you know, like, dirty things, hotels and mornings. How do you feel about it?

• 41:56Mae Martin?

  I hate mornings.

• 41:58Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, so we've got some things here. It's favorite things, photography, you're into that.

• 42:03Mae Martin?

  Hey!

• 42:03Fortune Feimster?

  The mountains, you're into that.

• 42:05Mae Martin?

  Hey, what?

• 42:06Fortune Feimster?

  Great music.

• 42:09Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 42:10Fortune Feimster?

  Slash gourmet food.

• 42:11Tig Notaro?

  Taurus is like, great music?

• 42:13Mae Martin?

  That's what everyone else hates music.

• 42:16Fortune Feimster?

  Satin sheets.

• 42:17Mae Martin?

  Satin sheets? No way. Well, I'm into linen now, but I, for years was jersey cotton all the way. But, um, wow, but a lot of that does check out. Yeah.

• 42:28Tig Notaro?

  This is so oddly specific.

• 42:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 42:31Tig Notaro?

  Um, yeah, what am I? I'm Aries. And I'll tell you one thing I know about myself, because Stephanie always makes fun of me about this. She calls it, quote unquote, "Yeah, this can wait."

• 42:44Tig Notaro?

  Um, which means that um, my personality, when I get an idea, I move forward. Uh, like we'll casually talk about something where I'm like, oh yeah, I'm thinking about, um, you know, doing this documentary about Andrea Gibson. And then at the end of the day, when she comes home, I'm like, oh, by the way, I reached out to investors and I, and she'll go, yeah, this can wait. Um, and so it's kind of her sarcastic, like,

• 43:17Tig Notaro?

  which we read somewhere about Aries is that they move, they, they move quickly.

• 43:25Mae Martin?

  Right. Yeah. Yeah. You're like action. All, all the air signs are like forward moving.

• 43:31Fortune Feimster?

  Here's what it says, the thing Thomas said, you're brave, willful, productive, enterprising, humanitarian, and assertive.

• 43:39Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:40Fortune Feimster?

  That's pretty spot on, right?

• 43:42Mae Martin?

  That checks out. Yeah.

• 43:43Fortune Feimster?

  Negative attributes.

• 43:45Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy.

• 43:46Fortune Feimster?

  Moody, impulsive, impatient, rude.

• 43:51Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Let me go through those one by one. What was the first one? Moody?

• 43:56Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, moody.

• 43:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I'm not, I am not a moody person, uh, unless I'm completely in denial. Um, I don't feel like I'm not somebody that, where I'm like, don't talk to me till I've had my coffee or I'm, I just feel like I'm pretty, pretty much like this.

• 44:13Fortune Feimster?

  Mm hmm.

• 44:13Tig Notaro?

  You know? Um, and then what's the next one?

• 44:16Fortune Feimster?

  Impulsive? Are you just in, just in like trying to get things done?

• 44:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:23Mae Martin?

  It would be impulsive to someone who hasn't been in your head and you've gone through the whole thinking process. So you're like, okay, I'm doing this now. But to someone else, they might be like, what? Where'd that come from?

• 44:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. I think I could have seen myself as more impulsive as a kid, but I feel like that's also maybe a trait of a kid. But yeah, I, I think things through. I feel like I'm kind of measured in, in ways. So I don't, I guess I don't fully connect with that.

• 44:50Mae Martin?

  Sabrina Jalise is an Aries friend of the pod and she's very sort of, yeah, especially with her family. It's like, this is my family and we're making decisions and we're going to build this life and very like, and makes things happen and like pulls the trigger on decisions like that.

• 45:04Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. And what is, what is my next one?

• 45:07Fortune Feimster?

  Impatient or rude?

• 45:09Tig Notaro?

  I don't think I'm impatient. I certainly get challenged in moments. I don't know. I'm very curious. I think because I've known Thomas so long, would you say I seem impatient, Thomas?

• 45:23Mae Martin?

  No.

• 45:23Tig Notaro?

  And I have no hard feelings if, if yes.

• 45:25Mae Martin?

  Safe space.

• 45:26Fortune Feimster?

  Impatient's not that negative, though.

• 45:29Mae Martin?

  No, that's.

• 45:29Tig Notaro?

  No, but either way, I just don't see myself as impatient. But if so, I'm just curious to hear.

• 45:36Speaker 06

  When I'm driving on the highway, you do tell me to drive faster sometimes.

• 45:40Mae Martin?

  Hey, speed demon. Okay.

• 45:43Speaker 06

  But like, overall, I'd say you're not someone who's so eager to like, you know, move on to the next thing or rush through things. So I don't know.

• 45:55Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it's interesting. And then rude. I don't think I'm rude. I know that I have a certain delivery that people sometimes don't get.

• 46:06Mae Martin?

  A dryness.

• 46:07Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, a dryness where people are like, God, I can't believe she said that to that person. And it's like, oh, I was kidding. But if it didn't land, then it's not funny. But, um, but yeah, and I think at times, you know, like anybody who is in the public eye, like, say you're sitting and having dinner with your family or something, and somebody is like, coming up and talking to you when you're with your family, or sometimes I'm a little like, ah, not right now, you know?

• 46:41Mae Martin?

  I would say it's, it's not even, it's not, it's more like you don't have the people pleasing quality. Like, you're not gonna sort of fill every silence and like, like I, you're like, yeah.

• 46:55Tig Notaro?

  Like right now?

• 46:56Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 46:59Tig Notaro?

  But I think also, when I'm with my family, I don't like my kids seeing me in a particular light. Right.

• 47:09Mae Martin?

  Like of fame or?

• 47:10Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Like I just, I don't, I don't like, I don't like for them to see any of that. Of course, they see elements of that, but I just, it's not my favorite. So I try and kind of quickly get out of that so that we can just kind of, just do our family thing.

• 47:27Mae Martin?

  Can I really quickly look up your astrolog, your Mayan astrological? Cause each one comes with a, with a poem. You get your little sign and then you get a little poem.

• 47:36Fortune Feimster?

  Look it up. It also says you're open and honest. I would agree with that.

• 47:40Mae Martin?

  I'd agree with that, yeah. So what's your, the day, month and year of your birth, Tig?

• 47:44Tig Notaro?

  Uh, March 24th, 1971.

• 47:47Fortune Feimster?

  So Tig's a fire sign. I'm a water sign and what's Taurus?

• 47:51Mae Martin?

  Earth sign.

• 47:53Tig Notaro?

  Wow.

• 47:53Fortune Feimster?

  I would say those are all pretty accurate.

• 47:56Tig Notaro?

  Does it say though, Fortune, what bed sheets I like or anything like that?

• 47:59Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, let me see. That has a good question.

• 48:05Mae Martin?

  Tig, this is really good.

• 48:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 48:08Mae Martin?

  You are a white spectral dog. And you're, yes, and you're in the earth family of polar. And this is your poem. Okay. So you're a white spectral dog. It's just be open minded and see if this poem resonates with you.

• 48:21Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 48:22Mae Martin?

  I dissolve in order to love. Releasing loyalty, I seal the process of heart with a spectral tone of liberation. I'm guided by my own power doubled. I'm Tig, I'm also guided by my own power doubled.

• 48:36Tig Notaro?

  Oh, look at that.

• 48:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, okay.

• 48:39Tig Notaro?

  Two against one.

• 48:40Mae Martin?

  Fortune, uh, what's your birthday again?

• 48:43Fortune Feimster?

  July 1st, 1980.

• 48:45Mae Martin?

  July is.

• 48:46Fortune Feimster?

  While you're looking that up, I'm going to tell Tig what this, the, the one that said your favorite sheets does not have that on Tigs, but your favorite things, competitive games, new clothes, road trips and fast red cars.

• 49:00Mae Martin?

  Wait a second.

• 49:03Tig Notaro?

  Wait, what was the last thing?

• 49:04Fortune Feimster?

  Debating, expressing themselves through stunning verbal and physical feats. What you hate, sharing their toys, being ignored, cramped spaces.

• 49:18Fortune Feimster?

  Losing and the word no. Wow.

• 49:21Tig Notaro?

  I gotta look up.

• 49:22Fortune Feimster?

  I have to look up mine.

• 49:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's hear about your bed sheets.

• 49:26Mae Martin?

  So you love fast red cars?

• 49:28Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you know, I do. I don't even care about cars.

• 49:32Mae Martin?

  You literally never share your GI Joe with me.

• 49:36Fortune Feimster?

  May, did you find that one thing?

• 49:38Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. So, okay, Fortune, this is you, okay?

• 49:40Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 49:41Mae Martin?

  You're a yellow spectral seed. I dissolve in order to target, releasing awareness. I seal the input of flowering with a spectral tone of liberation. I'm guided by my own power doubled. So you're a yellow spectral seed.

• 49:56Fortune Feimster?

  What's that mean?

• 49:57Mae Martin?

  Well, we don't know.

• 49:59Fortune Feimster?

  That's great.

• 50:00Tig Notaro?

  It's a poem. You're not supposed to really understand. You're just supposed to go, oh, okay.

• 50:06Mae Martin?

  I'll send it to you and then you mull it over, see if it speaks to you.

• 50:09Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 50:10Mae Martin?

  I'm a red magnetic moon and I really liked that. And so I basically latched onto it.

• 50:15Tig Notaro?

  I can't believe how much I I related to what was said about me until the specifics came up of like race cars and.

• 50:26Fortune Feimster?

  Well, this is this one site that thinks may love satin sheets.

• 50:30Mae Martin?

  I but I sort of, I get the energy of satin sheets, you know?

• 50:34Fortune Feimster?

  Uh huh. I'm trying to look up cancer. I want to know the specifics.

• 50:39Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we want to know what bed sheets you like.

• 50:41Mae Martin?

  Why is it not? Oh, here it is.

• 50:43Tig Notaro?

  You like 10 count, right?

• 50:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yes. It says my favorite things are gourmet meals. I do love that. Intramural sports. Do love that. Hosting parties. Hmm. I'd rather go to someone else's party. Working with kids. I like kids, but it's not like that's my thing.

• 51:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 51:05Fortune Feimster?

  Museums in our galleries. I like them. Again, not like the thing I'm looking for. What they hate. Tacky clothes. Couldn't care less about that. Frozen dinners. Public speaking. Obviously, that's not true. Being rushed and paying full price. What?

• 51:24Mae Martin?

  You did bring a gift card to a restaurant, didn't you famously?

• 51:29Fortune Feimster?

  I did, but I spend money all the time.

• 51:31Mae Martin?

  Yeah, this is not resonating.

• 51:33Fortune Feimster?

  No, this is not.

• 51:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah, public speaking.

• 51:37Fortune Feimster?

  Where you'll find them. Shopping for antiques and rare finds.

• 51:43Tig Notaro?

  Oh, Fortune's probably running late from the antique shop. We'll have to postpone handsome.

• 51:51Mae Martin?

  But so when you like through your life, have you, are you someone who like read the horoscope in the newspaper and like, you know, ascribe meaning to it like

• 52:00Tig Notaro?

  Sometimes.

• 52:01Mae Martin?

  Clearly not, but.

• 52:03Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, sometimes every, every now and again, I think that's a sign.

• 52:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:07Tig Notaro?

  Well, when I was little, I always would read the, the cartoons, the funnies in the newspaper. And I would also read my horoscope, but just kind of out of curiosity, but I didn't, I wasn't like, oh my gosh.

• 52:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 52:22Tig Notaro?

  Unbelievable news this morning.

• 52:24Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm.

• 52:25Tig Notaro?

  My moon is rising or whatever.

• 52:28Mae Martin?

  It just seems like, like online, all the astrology accounts I follow, of which there are many, it seems like there's always something massive happening astrologically. Like every day it's like, guys, today is it portal day? Because it's, we're, we are never going to have this blood, this blood moon again. And it's like, it's always something.

• 52:45Fortune Feimster?

  And I feel like Mercury is constantly in retrograde.

• 52:48Mae Martin?

  Oh, constantly.

• 52:49Fortune Feimster?

  Whatever that means.

• 52:50Tig Notaro?

  I hear you, girl.

• 52:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, it's in retrograde again. Wasn't it just?

• 52:57Mae Martin?

  Exactly.

• 52:58Tig Notaro?

  I do feel, as much as I don't necessarily connect to all that, I do feel curious and I love hearing about it. And when people are really knowledgeable.

• 53:10Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:11Tig Notaro?

  I love hearing what they have to say.

• 53:13Mae Martin?

  I just like, people like hearing about themselves too, right? Like people are like, oh, you're like this. You're like, yeah, am I?

• 53:19Tig Notaro?

  But it's also, it's fun to hear about you and Fortune. Like it's, all of it is so fun to kind of laugh and talk about. It's just connecting and.

• 53:29Mae Martin?

  I have noticed that like, most of the people I've been in love with in my life have been born between like. Mid-August and the end of November. That's like the window.

• 53:40Fortune Feimster?

  Hmm.

• 53:41Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 53:41Fortune Feimster?

  I do, I do like, um, in my dating days, um, would always look up whoever it was I was going out with, or like what their sign was. I was always, and I would look up compatibility and stuff like that. I do find that stuff very interesting.

• 53:58Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, it is. It's fun.

• 54:00Mae Martin?

  There's an app called CoStar that I'll add you guys on. It gives you a daily update on your friendship with that person. Like today you and Tig are struggling with communication, but you know, hang in there. And it's usually very accurate.

• 54:11Fortune Feimster?

  Really? Interesting.

• 54:13Tig Notaro?

  I, I've probably mentioned this already, but when Stephanie and I, she's very into that. And, um, when we first got together, she brought over a book that tells you, I guess.

• 54:24Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 54:24Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Mae Martin?

  Like the birthday book or something. It tells you all your compatibility and yeah.

• 54:29Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. And so she was reading that to me and, and when she finished reading it, I was asleep.

• 54:34Mae Martin?

  No way. Are you serious?

• 54:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 54:40Tig Notaro?

  And she was like, and the person does this and that and blah, blah, blah. And then she looks over and she's like, oh my God.

• 54:46Fortune Feimster?

  And you were like, and you were like honk shoe, honk shoe, honk shoe.

• 54:50Tig Notaro?

  Honk shoe. So, but I think it's fun. Like when, when, when we had this question from Martha, it was like, let's do that. That sounds really interesting and fun.

• 55:00Fortune Feimster?

  Well, should we hear Martha's answer?

• 55:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

• 55:03Mae Martin?

  Wait, can I, I don't know, I don't know Martha's birthday or anything. Can I, should we guess her sign? Okay. I'm going to guess that Martha is a, a Capricorn.

• 55:13Tig Notaro?

  Pisces.

• 55:14Fortune Feimster?

  Martha, Martha seems like a fire sign to me.

• 55:17Mae Martin?

  Okay. Is that like Capricorn, you think?

• 55:19Fortune Feimster?

  I have no idea.

• 55:20Mae Martin?

  Scorpio, maybe?

• 55:21Fortune Feimster?

  I don't know. Oh, she could be a Scorpio.

• 55:22Tig Notaro?

  I just thought of a sign that I've heard of.

• 55:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 55:26Tig Notaro?

  The, the first that came to my mind, not what I've heard of.

• 55:29Fortune Feimster?

  Or a Leo.

• 55:30Tig Notaro?

  Nah, she's a Pisces.

• 55:32Mae Martin?

  We've said most of the signs.

• 55:34Fortune Feimster?

  Leo, I'd say, I'm going to say Leo or Scorpio.

• 55:37Tig Notaro?

  It's a Pisces.

• 55:38Mae Martin?

  I'm going to go Capricorn just to be different.

• 55:40Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. Let's hear it.

• 55:41Mae Martin?

  No, she's not a Capricorn. No, come on.

• 55:43Tig Notaro?

  Cause she's a Pisces.

• 55:44Mae Martin?

  She's a Virgo. She's a Virgo.

• 55:45Fortune Feimster?

  Take Sam Pisces. I'm giving myself two options.

• 55:49Mae Martin?

  I'm going Libra.

• 55:50Fortune Feimster?

  Okay. Oh yeah. That's a good guess.

• 55:52Tig Notaro?

  No, it's not. Cause she's a Pisces. What is it, Thomas?

• 55:55Speaker 06

  Uh, I'll play the clip. I think for me, uh, I'm a-

• 56:00Mae Martin?

  Scorpio.

• 56:03Mae Martin?

  And. She's lying. This means I automatically have a reputation among people for being

• 56:11Mae Martin?

  aggressive. And.

• 56:16Mae Martin?

  Which is also a lead. Crazy, maybe a little bit demonic, maybe a little bit toxic. And also sexually voracious. Yeah. You know, like, like I will rip a man's head off after I have sex with him or something like that. Wow. So we can, I will say that I am least like the perception of my astrological sign in that I will not rip a man's head off after having sex with him. I will likely just express an

• 56:51Mae Martin?

  a level of boredom. Oh, okay. At least that's been my experience. And.

• 57:00Mae Martin?

  And just, you know, say, you know what, you know what, let's not, let's just not. How about that? Let's just not. That's pretty Scorpio. How I most like my

• 57:12Mae Martin?

  astrological sign is that I am extremely, I'm extremely loyalty means a lot to me. And dishonesty or disloyalty is really, I don't like it at all. And I will stick with a thing, I will, you know, a thing or a person or I will stick with it and, you know, no matter how rough or tough it gets, but then like once, once I've learned my lesson, then forget it. It's decisions made. It's over. They're out of my life. I have no desire or need to ever speak with them again. Doesn't matter how close we were.

• 57:57Mae Martin?

  Doesn't matter. Nothing matters. If they're, if they have in any way betrayed me, they're out. So I don't know how funny or amusing this is. I may have just revealed way more about myself than I've ever intended to with this question. But um, yeah, anyway, I'm hoping you guys can lighten this subject up a little bit. Cause I'm feeling like I really brought it down.

• 58:25Fortune Feimster?

  I thought it was interesting.

• 58:27Mae Martin?

  I'm obsessed. Imagine sleeping with someone and afterwards they go, can we not?

• 58:31Fortune Feimster?

  Can we just not?

• 58:34Mae Martin?

  That's funny. That was great.

• 58:35Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that was one of the most thorough responses. Not just on this podcast, but I think ever that anyone has ever given.

• 58:45Fortune Feimster?

  Scorpios are famously known for being a ferocious in the bedroom.

• 58:51Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 58:51Tig Notaro?

  How do you know this?

• 58:53Fortune Feimster?

  I've, I've looked at people's astrology over the years.

• 58:57Tig Notaro?

  Okay.

• 58:59Fortune Feimster?

  And they are famously.

• 59:00Tig Notaro?

  And that's what you are looking for?

• 59:02Fortune Feimster?

  No, I'm not looking for anything in, from any sign. I just see different traits of different signs. And I do know that's one of their traits.

• 59:09Tig Notaro?

  No, you're looking for a sign.

• 59:13Tig Notaro?

  I dated somebody that blamed everything on me being an Aries.

• 59:17Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, that would drive me insane.

• 59:19Tig Notaro?

  And it was such an unfair argument. And I used to say, so you're saying that if I was just born one day sooner, it all would be your fault?

• 59:32Tig Notaro?

  Well, this was really fun. This was very truly fun. Cause at first I was like, huh, talk about our signs. I don't know much about. So it was nice to read through and learn more about you both. And also be like, that's not you.

• 59:47Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Learn about your love of fast red cars.

• 59:51Mae Martin?

  I'm ordering satin sheets.

• 59:54Tig Notaro?

  Although it isn't true about me, Thomas is, did say that I'm like, hey, Thomas, can you go a little faster? But to be fair, you are a slow driver, Thomas.

• 1:00:05Mae Martin?

  Wait till we all get inside his head and we're controlling his body and then we're going to drive as fast as we want.

• 1:00:10Tig Notaro?

  And I've, I've spent many hours in a car with Thomas. And he's a great person to be on a road trip with. I do love a road trip.

• 1:00:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:00:18Tig Notaro?

  I do love a road trip.

• 1:00:18Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Well, always a pleasure. What do you guys have coming up?

• 1:00:24Tig Notaro?

  I have a show on October 11th, Salt Lake City, Utah. The Equality Utah Allies Gala. And then October 17th, I'll be at Largo, right here in Los Angeles, working on some new material. And also, at this point, The Morning Show is out on Apple. And yeah, go to tignotaro.com for the rest of my tour dates.

• 1:00:54Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I'm on tour too. October 11th in Boston, the 18th in Atlanta, November is Chicago, San Jose and Fresno, California. Then I got Charlotte, North Carolina. And then St. Petersburg, Florida and Orlando. And then I rescheduled some dates that are happening at the beginning of the year. So those are on my website.

• 1:01:18Mae Martin?

  When this episode airs, my show, Wayward, is out on Netflix. So stream that, please. October 17th, I'm at the Lyric Theater in LA. And, and I still got my animal book for sale for Doctors Without Borders. If you go to my Instagram, you can click it. And I just got more in stock, my animal paintings. There's a hat and a tote bag.

• 1:01:39Tig Notaro?

  Love it.

• 1:01:40Mae Martin?

  And some postcards, so get on that.

• 1:01:42Tig Notaro?

  And share an episode. If you like this episode, share it with a friend, family member. Build the handsome community. And subscribe, rate, review. And also, we have a YouTube page that you can also subscribe to. And until next time, I say,

• 1:01:59Mae Martin?

  Keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected]. And please follow us on social media, at HandsomePod.

• 1:02:18Fortune Feimster?

  What a podcast.

• 1:02:19Tig Notaro?

  What a podcast.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast. What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris.

• 1:02:29Fortune Feimster?

  And Hannah Simone.

• 1:02:30Speaker 00

  And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl Rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl, and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind-the-scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dogged.

• 1:02:51Fortune Feimster?

  That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo.

• 1:03:04Speaker 00

  We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes, we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr., and your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well.

• 1:03:15Fortune Feimster?

  Make sure you subscribe to The Mess Around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.