352 - Just Declare It

The TV studios want to know exactly what The Price Is Correct, featuring the Tip In Point, actually involves, so the boys put together a pitch deck - and Hamish reveals even more incredible prizes. An influx of emails has Andy questioning Hamish’s bee knowledge and some of the claims surrounding Hame’s Hives. Hamish discovers a restaurant with a clever condition on its kids-eat-free offer, only to accidentally expose the loophole it was designed to prevent. And after noticing a particular social rule people seem to have forgotten, Andy decides it’s time to establish a new social norm: “Just declare it.” 1. The Price is Correct pitch document 2. Hame’s Hives criticism 3. Children eat free 4. Just declare it 5. More prizes revealed

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  Ahoy to me 16mm Hamish.

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  All right, possibly film or possibly you insult me sir if that's the length of the SP because I assure you it is many mils, many, many mils bigger. 20 plus.

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  I think you were in the ballpark. Yeah, because I avoided my 35mm.

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  Here we go, baby.

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  I use 70 and I'm the 70mm.

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  The big, the big boy. The superior print.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Three main motion picture film formats. Uh, the 16mm, uh, introduced in 1923 by Kodak.

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  AKA Imin.

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  Yes.

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  The opposite of IMAX.

• 1:07Speaker 02

  Uh, and then, but interestingly enough, 35mm was introduced in 1892. So they went smaller before going bigger with IMAX in 1950s.

• 1:18Speaker 03

  IMAX came in the 1950s.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, 70mm did.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, gotcha.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. How thick's your film? 70mm. Oh, that's a whopper of a film.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  Might actually not. Well, it's been how wide's your film, I suppose.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, how wide's your film?

• 1:32Speaker 03

  Well, how thick your film is very thin thickness wise.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  It is sealed.

• 1:38Speaker 02

  Do you think a wide, yeah, but wide and thick could be the changeable guy?

• 1:42Speaker 03

  I like seeing you try and defend this position, but I believe we're at least talking about width or length, definitely not thickness.

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Uh, ahoy also to Rose, um, who went to hamishandandy.com, two clicks very simply and uploaded what she's been doing.

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  Two clicks, two of the longest clicks of your life. What am I doing on a website in this day and age?

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  Tell us what you've been doing. Now we encourage people to go to hamishandandy.com. That's the way they interact with us.

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  It's nice. It's actually in this day of everything being frictionless and too easy and our brains turning to sludge. It's nice to do things in the closest way to analog that the digital world still offers.

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  I present you Rose.

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  Ahoy Hamish, Andy and the little boy. So I have a 20 month old Ned and a four month old Leo, but Leo has not pooed in five weeks, not days, weeks. So we went to the doctors and look, it all checked out. They said he's extremely healthy. He's gaining weight. I'm not showing any signs of constipation. He is just absorbing 100% of my breast milk with little to no waste. So I guess you could say I have SB, superior breast milk.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  You do?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 3:02Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Does that theory mean that you could essentially eat so efficiently that there was no waste product?

• 3:09Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, if a baby stands the biggest chance, I think, drinking the baby's mother's breast milk.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Probably that's the point where you're like, okay, we have a perfect one to one ratio here of food being used.

• 3:22Speaker 02

  Yeah. So don't go try buying breast milk on the Facebook marketplace or something.

• 3:26Speaker 03

  It just means you get your diet so perfectly right that you don't, there's no waste. Hmm. I think even if you just were drinking your own blood, somehow it would still be waste.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  It's a good question, Jack.

• 3:40Speaker 03

  Like, I guess even water has waste. Like, you know, you're gonna pee it out.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Like what's, I mean, if you crack this as someone that's in.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  I'm sure the baby's still doing wheezes.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. You want to be hydrated. Look, I'm in, I'm currently deep in this game. I know I'm not doing many on air updates, but as someone that's developing a power honey energy gel in the background at the moment, thinking a lot about how the body absorbs energy and haven't asked around any of my contacts in the gel game or the honey game, but I assume that would be the holy grail. That would be the holy grail to go, we created a food, it's perfectly absorbed.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 4:18Speaker 03

  You cut out the waste.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Definitely.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Put that in the packet, even if it doesn't work. It is. That's true. You can take a lot of stuff in the packet. We'd never do it, but a lot of people do.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Will you play the, uh, health stars, Ham, if you release the honey?

• 4:31Speaker 03

  I don't think honey would do well as a health star just because it's the whole point of power. Once, once the power honey's made from the world's strongest bees, we're going for 27 grams of just pure carbs. It's just fructose and glucose. That's all it is, is sugar.

• 4:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  So I don't think the health star system.

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  Yep.

• 4:49Speaker 03

  Is gonna smile kindly. But they don't understand. I mean, this is the, this is for endurance athletes. They're not looking for a balanced diet out there.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  No.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  They're looking for, they're looking for the benefits of ingesting something made by the world's strongest bees.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Having said that, the health star system continually surprises me.

• 5:06Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  That's a good five stars for all we know. That, yeah. And as we said, it is a bit of a self-report. You, you kind of put your own on there.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  But the fine is significant.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Significant, yes. If you're feeling lucky and you want to be the first ever six star food, certainly welcome to play the game, but you will be, you'll be rounded up.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  All right, let's jump into it.

• 5:37Speaker 03

  It's something for everyone.

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  Got nostalgia.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Whilst at the same time perfectly skirting copyright laws.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  Uh, our game show, five weeks away from filming it.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Amazing.

• 5:50Speaker 03

  So.

• 5:51Speaker 02

  Amazing. People are requesting to be in the audience. Thank you. Go to hamishandandy.com for that. Yeah. I mean, over a thousand already.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  Well over a thousand, which means that's approaching a hundred thousand.

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  Approaching a hundred thousand submissions.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Approaching a hundred thousand.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Is that the next big milestone after a thousand is a hundred thousand?

• 6:06Speaker 03

  Well, to be honest, Jack, and I hope this doesn't falsely inflate how populous idea is, but it's approaching a million. The submissions.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  That's it, there is.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  As every hour ticks past and more emails come in, we are approaching a million submissions. So thank you so much for the response from everyone.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Overwhelmed.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  Huge. Because of course, if you're in the audience, you could be playing or getting wet or getting wet. But much like, um, a different game show where you can be selected from the crowd.

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  Yeah.

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  To come on.

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  Down.

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  Down.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Ours is come on through.

• 6:36Speaker 03

  Because we don't have elevated bleachers. So you'll already be at ground level.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  I think we might.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Okay. So you go down and then go through. Uh, there'll be probably like a crowd of cameras or, you know, staff that you'll have to get through. We'll make sure there's something for you to get through and then you're onto the main stage.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  We'll, we'll, we'll pick some people to be in the audience next week, but can I say the part that I'd forgotten that we'd asked for is proof that you can swim because obviously our game show. Some of the videos coming in, Jack, of the guy that trained his dog to push him into the pool was by far for it.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  That's amazing.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  And yes, he easily got out, which makes him ripe for a contestant on the Price is Correct featuring the tip in point.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  So are most people sending videos? They've bothered to go down to the local pool or backyard and film you or just giving you holiday footage?

• 7:25Speaker 02

  No, just find a pool because we did ask, show us you can go in fully clothed.

• 7:29Speaker 03

  To be honest, from memory, this is a lot of rigmarole to save us having to spend a thousand dollars on a safety person on the day. I think it's to cover ourselves legally to just go, we, we, well, they said they could go in a pool.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Um, so we don't have to worry about that.

• 7:45Speaker 02

  It increases your chances, but it's not mandatory.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  It's not mandatory.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  You can also request a starting double. Aim, before we, we will do that next week.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:52Speaker 02

  That's, that's more logistics. I was asked again by the people at the TV studios, what's the game? And we went, yes, we'll get to that. So the three of us got together this week.

• 8:04Speaker 03

  At the beginning, it seems so early to be kind of panicking about format. Do you know what I mean?

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Well, people spend years, traditionally people spend years perfecting a format.

• 8:14Speaker 03

  I understand that.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  But I, but I think so much of it's in place. Like, you know, the, the prize pool is purchased. I would think in a normal game show, the prizes are the last thing they think of. So I think we're sort of, we're, I just feel like we're so well ahead of organisation.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay. Yeah, I get what you mean. Well, we got together to try and work out what the game was. And I said to the TV studio that, um, I'd present it back to them in a very easy pitch document.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Then normally.

• 8:40Speaker 03

  And that makes sense. So they need to, because obviously there's people that'll work at the studios that need to be able to look at one document to go, what are we setting up for on the day? Like 134 people are coming in, got three guys hosting it, two models that I still have to cast and thank you for the model submissions. And, you know, other sundry other employees, but yeah, they probably do need to know what's going on at their studio. So this was a good move by you, Ando, to go, let's jump on a, you know, jump on a zoom.

• 9:08Speaker 02

  And if you were pitching a format internationally, Jack, you would come with a really concise video with all the format points listed.

• 9:15Speaker 03

  Like when I tried to get you to do Celebrity Medicine Cabinet for me, Jack.

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  Yeah.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  And I didn't get to this stage.

• 9:21Speaker 02

  No, no. So, um, I thought the meeting went well. I've tried to pluck the bits that were concise.

• 9:28Speaker 03

  I wouldn't have called it concise, but I'll see how you've edited it.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  And, and put it into the format that they were hoping for a pitch deck. Here it is.

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  The new game show Taking the World by Storm is here. The Price is Correct, featuring The Tip-In Point. The game has been carefully crafted and developed by some of TV's greatest minds.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  I've had to think about what the game could be.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, great. Me too. Let's get this pool rolling.

• 10:00Speaker 06

  Andy said, I've got an idea about the game. I assumed there would be many games in the show. Like on Price is Right, there wasn't just one game, there was many games.

• 10:07Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. I was thinking that for the overall format.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  If you had to describe the Price is Right's format, you would go, oh, that's a game about guessing prices.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  That has many aspects.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  So I feel like we borrow from that.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Hundred percent.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  And, but we've also got a pool, so we can't be accused of stealing, because they didn't ever pull it all in their show.

• 10:28Speaker 03

  And we're not.

• 10:30Speaker 05

  In a format that is nothing like The Price is Right, you'll be surprised what contestants have to do.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  What about five people come down at a time, they make their way down, um, or come on through, and they stand alongside the pool? This is great. It's exactly what I was thinking, except I was thinking we have 13 or 14 come down, so we only do 10 rounds.

• 10:51Speaker 02

  What, you reckon we've got to do every single person in the whole audience?

• 10:55Speaker 06

  Not everyone has to come down. I mean, it would be, they, that's what they would love.

• 10:59Speaker 03

  Like in The Price is Right, barely anyone gets to come down.

• 11:00Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 11:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know, but I, but I think the fun part is, were we hoping to get every single person wet or give them a prize? Yeah, I don't think, I think that was discussed, but I don't think we need to do that.

• 11:12Speaker 05

  So it's four contestants playing each round for a chance at incredible prizes.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  In my mind, we've got this prize pool that is amazingly exciting. It's just way better than the prizes you see on game shows, right? We're not, this is not, like, folding chairs. This is a friggin' table tennis robot, you know, and plus others. Like, there's gonna be amazing prizes out there. So in my mind, I was like, you bring out the prize first. You go, okay, it's the table tennis robot. And it was like, getting excited, because a lot of people will know, you know, will have a thought of, I want, I want, that's the thing I've come for. Um, and so then, one version I had in my mind was everyone that wants that comes down. And, you know, like, nominates, like, I want that.

• 12:01Speaker 06

  How do you run that? How do you, how do you even run that? So you work, just...

• 12:05Speaker 03

  Come on through, should you want this, but... What if you can't come down for every prize?

• 12:09Speaker 06

  So you can only come down for one prize?

• 12:11Speaker 03

  Maybe you're gonna come down for one, maybe you can only come down for two. Yeah, it's chaos.

• 12:15Speaker 06

  Okay, so what if, like, what if there's an obviously better prize, like a jet ski, and we have 75 people come and stand at the pool?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Well, you're gonna have a much, much lower chance of winning.

• 12:26Speaker 05

  So to be clear, only four contestants will get the chance to play for prizes never seen before on regular game shows. And the masterminds behind the format have come up with a clever way to subtly suggest this.

• 12:41Speaker 03

  One option I had was bring up a boring prize, like, oh, this is something you'd get on a normal game show. It's, it's a toaster. And everyone's like, boo, and we all boo the normal prize, because we're like, that's not what we're there for. And we're like, ah, we hate that. And so, you know, there's a bit of like aggression at the normal prize.

• 13:03Speaker 05

  A format where every round is designed to hold your attention from start to finish.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  How many regular rounds did you say they're gonna be? I don't know, nine? I, I, I think it's gonna go forever. We're gonna be way past, we're gonna be way past.

• 13:19Speaker 06

  Like, what would Price of Right, this had like three rounds?

• 13:22Speaker 03

  Three rounds, I think, two or three rounds, yeah, and then the showcase. But we don't have the studio hire for that long. Like, we can't afford to have, we can't afford to... Well, we need to get a lot of people in the pool, we need to give away a lot of prizes. That's the big, that's the maths we're working against.

• 13:33Speaker 06

  Are we holding on to this idea that everybody gets to play, where there's no other game show where that happens? So sometimes you're just an audience member and that's your bad luck.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  I'm with you, Jack.

• 13:45Speaker 05

  So again, not everyone gets to play. It's four contestants per round. And these rounds are classic games beloved by many Australians.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  Stranger or Dad's a great one. Am I Naked's probably a good one, if we get, um, someone on the phone.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 14:03Speaker 06

  Or like Naked Behind a Curtain?

• 14:05Speaker 03

  Yep. Jack's just handed me a nightie, saying, should I be the curtain monitor, probably make it back. No, Jack.

• 14:12Speaker 05

  But don't forget the prize blitz that happens in the middle of the show.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  10 people come down, five rounds of paper, scissors, rock. If you win, you push the other person in and you get your prize. And it's just blitz, blitz, blitz, blitz. Takes, it still takes time. No, no, this should be a blitz, blitz, blitz, blitz. The blitz has to be like, Jack Post, you've won this. Hamish Blake, you've won this. Like, that, that's, that's how blitzy it has to be.

• 14:41Speaker 05

  And by the end, you've reached the tip-in point. 34 contestants vie for the showcase.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  What about they go to either side of the pool? We have a question.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  Just keep doing 50/50s.

• 14:56Speaker 06

  Oh, yeah, like, like you would do at a trivia night sometimes, where you're hands up or hands down or whatever.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Heads and tails. And then, Jack, you and I, or, you know, you and someone, or maybe Andy, then you have a rope to drag across the group. So it's like a mass push-in, like, or a bar, a broomstick, and then just to sweep everyone in that's got it wrong. We could make it, and I'll just do a bit of researching here, but when, because I'll put the showcase together, because I'll know all the prizes that are going in the showcase. It'd be not price specific, but, you know, I'll come up with questions you couldn't possibly know in advance. Right. If Hamish reading out, and does this thing come with a, some feature of it, that could be true?

• 15:39Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's good.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  There'd be no way to possibly know this stuff.

• 15:41Speaker 06

  Yeah. Okay, so then what if the setup for that is Hamish reading questions, Andy and I on either side of the pool with a really long broomstick, that when you're out, we push all at the same time, and that, that whole group goes in the pool from that side?

• 15:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you reckon you could get back your, um, long sticks from when we did Tallest Hat?

• 16:03Speaker 06

  Yeah, save some money on sticks. That's a great idea.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  Okay, I love that.

• 16:07Speaker 05

  The Price is Correct, featuring The Tip-In Point, the must-watch game show this year. Premiering exclusively on YouTube in the coveted 7:30 PM slot, Sunday, the 29th of November.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  Well done, guys.

• 16:24Speaker 03

  Bloody exciting. And it still could be confusing for people, but I think you've got to listen to the voiceover there. You have to listen to liars doing the voiceover.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  Yes, yes.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Uh, not the, not us.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  That's the brainstorming.

• 16:37Speaker 03

  That's the brainstorming. And again, the voiceover there is the correct format. Because I'm actually excited, because we now do have it kind of nailed down. I'd forgotten a little bit of that, now I'm remembering. But the good news is, it's gonna kind of be like, round one, four people come down.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  You get to play the game.

• 16:56Speaker 02

  Three people we pushed in?

• 16:57Speaker 03

  Yep. One person gets to play, would be Stranger or Dad, Am I Naked, something like that.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  You're spot on. So, so essentially, you'll have, you could be playing for this, and it's a regular prize. We all, this is my favorite part from you. Everyone boos.

• 17:09Speaker 06

  So that's still in?

• 17:10Speaker 02

  We boo the prize.

• 17:11Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah. It's a couch.

• 17:13Speaker 02

  You could be playing for a couch, boo, but Hamish, what are we actually playing for?

• 17:16Speaker 03

  Robots!

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Yes, yes. Everyone, then, then those people guess.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  Just so people know, because I think we have 24 prizes, uh, only five of which have been revealed so far on the show. We'll do a few more at the end of today, but I, we talked about bundling them. I think that's a good idea. It's now gonna be a bundle situation, where you're not just winning one prize per round, but you're winning a bundle.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  And you have to guess the price of the bundle?

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Cumulative price of the bundle. And that way, we'll at least have one or two in the bundle that haven't been revealed on the podcast, so you can't really research it. You know, you just have to go off your vibe. I think we're gonna have, I think we're talking now, structured, just so people can get excited about the game they could be playing in five weeks. Round one, bundle. Round two, different prize bundle. Three or four prizes per bundle. Round three, bundle, blitz round?

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. I thought we, I thought we should, actually, we break up two and three with blitz.

• 18:14Speaker 03

  No, I think the blitz comes before, then it's the showcase. So like, towards the end of the show, that is just prizes, prizes, prizes. It's going wild in there. It's gonna be an absolute orgy of prizes.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  Okay, okay.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Or frenzy, frenzy, or blitz.

• 18:27Speaker 06

  Is blitz still rock, paper, scissors, or is that TBC?

• 18:30Speaker 02

  TBC on the blitz.

• 18:31Speaker 03

  TBC on the blitz, and then the showcase. Yeah, I like that. Did you, we had, we said like, a, a large number of people can come down and, and start playing for the showcase. So even if you haven't won anything all day, you still go on the line, no, the showcase is gonna be a killer. So I've got a chance for that. All right, this is great. This is, I don't think anyone's disappointed with that. And sorry, early days about, yep, it's not 13 people playing for 10 rounds. Not everyone has to get wet. You're absolutely correct.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  Jack, a bunch of things have come on via email about Hame's hives, to be fair, Ham, and anything.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  No, we welcome all questions.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but anything that's crucial, obviously, I'll kick it back to your side of the fence. Here's one that's going to shock you, Jack. When Hame won the three fact shootout of the bee fact.

• 19:21Speaker 06

  Oh, what was the bee fact again? Oh, yeah.

• 19:24Speaker 03

  I think it was that male bees don't have.

• 19:27Speaker 06

  A flood.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  They don't have a dad, they have a grandpa.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  I've had a flood of emails saying that's wrong and he won incorrectly.

• 19:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, exactly. And someone wrote in, someone sent.

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Well, you're not allowed to double check, you're not allowed to fact check this stuff. But I'm pretty sure, yeah.

• 19:41Speaker 06

  But yeah, if they're rulelessly can't fact check, so just make up anything that you want.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. Mice, when you're not looking at them, can float, like whatever it is.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  Still not as impressive as a t-shirt, it's actually named after the letter. Because of the shape.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  I can't go into it, but a lot of people sent voicemail notes as well, saying, Hame, you've got this wrong, this wrong. It's too long and boring to play, but I just feel like.

• 20:03Speaker 03

  So you don't even have the evidence, it's just, this is just a bit of hearsay.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  And you can look at it in your own time. All I'm saying is, if we look at the leaderboard on the three fact shootout, one stroke will be adopted.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  So what fact was wrong? So that, so male bees don't.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, well.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  You're the one that dragged it back up. If you're going to question my bee knowledge as a bee farmer, I take it seriously.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  We'll do it, we'll take it, we'll take the argument off one, because we can't have people sit through it. There's something more important for you that I.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Okay, but just so you know, as someone that is actually starting a bee ranch and running five million head of bee plus, that's, that's a big accusation to make. I mean, I'm personally in charge of five million head of bee, five to six million head of bee.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:42Speaker 03

  Okay, so talk to me about it off, off air, but I will be, you want to come correct.

• 20:47Speaker 02

  Okay. Here's the other thing there that I'm worried for you. You were saying you're going to get the highest hives, the highest bees in the world, and that would make the, the, obviously the most strongest honey.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  That's our belief.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  That you can put in energy gel. I got, we got this note sent in from Jacob in Utah.

• 21:06Speaker 07

  How are you, boys? I'm currently in my home in Utah, looking out my window at some superior bees, or S bees, pollinating my flowers at whopping elevation of 1,555 metres above sea level. A full 55 metres above the planned site for Hame's so-called highest hives, at a measly 1,500 metres. Not only that, these bees are buzzing in Utah, which is known as the Beehive State. So just a friendly warning for you, Hamish. The last thing I want is for someone to come along and start a competing honey biz called spectacular Hame's hive.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  We are the original.

• 21:51Speaker 07

  You're putting your hives on top of a very tall ladder, just to give it as many extra feet as you possibly can. Cheers, boys.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Tempted to go and put my hives on top of his hives, so they're always high up.

• 22:03Speaker 06

  Well, I think he was just looking at regular bees, I think, just flying around out there.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  Looking at strong bees. Well, the good news is, we are still, we're still working on the placement of the highest hives. And they hear that and they immediately go, I'll just raise you 15, 60.

• 22:17Speaker 02

  Well, that's, this is good, this is what's important for you.

• 22:20Speaker 03

  And there's no worries there. What it does tell me though, is he's probably got the climate that's, that's friendly to that. I don't, I'm not intimidated by someone saying, we come from the Beehive State. Anything that makes me worry that the bees there would be complacent, because they're famous bees and they start working hard. When, I'm not, I'm not, our bees don't rely on tricks like that to go, well, we're, we're the famous bees that you've heard about. They're just simply the strongest bees, and they simply go out there every day, they work as hard as they can.

• 22:50Speaker 02

  But you're claiming the strongest because they're the highest.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  We'll move them up.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  We'll move them up. Well, this, this, if you are going to move them up, we got another email from Lena, who was watching a documentary called Honeyland, have you seen that?

• 23:01Speaker 03

  There are some rumours online that a bit of that's faked, but yep.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  Macedonia.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  Yep. Haven't seen it myself, and I don't, I'm not saying I believe the rumours, but they are out there.

• 23:15Speaker 02

  In Macedonia, honey's been harvested for generations, and it's a high, high country. It's, it's like, for instance, New Zealand averages like 400 metres above sea, or average.

• 23:27Speaker 03

  Not average, it's because of the deep ditches though.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Macedonia averages 760 metres above sea level.

• 23:33Speaker 03

  They're ditchless, you can't go off an average. You're not thinking about the ditches, mate. You've been tricked by a ditchless country.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  All I'm suggesting is you should just be creative, creative with the way, with your tagline.

• 23:47Speaker 03

  To my knowledge, and please stop giving me these facts, because you're hurting my ability to say this, to our knowledge, the highest hives, the strongest bees. We've never seen bees like this.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  You can't, you can no longer say to our knowledge.

• 23:58Speaker 03

  Well, that's why I'm asking you to just stop giving me the knowledge. I prepared you not to. But you just haven't seen the strength of bees like this. Jack, just be careful, are you about to give me knowledge?

• 24:10Speaker 06

  I'm giving you helpful knowledge, and remember, I'm a co-owner of Hame's Hives.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  You need, you need the honey to start flowing, so honey can become money.

• 24:19Speaker 06

  The highest point of New Zealand is 3,700 metres, so you've got heaps of room to work with there.

• 24:25Speaker 03

  We're not going to get one on top of Mount Cook.

• 24:26Speaker 06

  You have to get it on the top, but you're even halfway up and you're doing pretty good.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  Yep. See? Just, and just, just to clarify, if anyone thinks that was me saying, yes, I'm going to put a hive halfway up Mount Cook, I'm not saying I will put it on that actual mountain, but the mountain we're on, the mountain we're actually looking at, because we've got access to a high country station, is a glacial mountain. So it's got a glacier up there that's too high for the bees.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  Too cold, I imagine.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, but we're going to get them with the, you know, the crispness of glacial air coming down off that mountain, through the hives, glacial cooled, high hives.

• 24:59Speaker 06

  But that makes me think of like the really stiff honey again.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember.

• 25:03Speaker 06

  Or we want to run a runny.

• 25:04Speaker 03

  It's the freshness of a glacier, but the warmth, the warmth of coffee. Or some of the tea. It's not going to be stiff honey, Jack, especially not the high hive, not the power honey, the energy gel. Can I just tell you, all jokes aside, I'll actually have an enormous update for you next week, I'm pledging an enormous update. Can I just say though?

• 25:29Speaker 06

  Just, just be clear, did you have the enormous update before we started this break? Or is this reactionary to what's happening?

• 25:36Speaker 03

  No, because so much is going on that I've forgotten that it's unusual for me to be running a honey business, like an AJ, my friend that's helping me out here.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  But doing all the work.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Well, AJ's been in New Zealand a few times more than I have, but met with, you know, suppliers, met with our manufacturers, people that are going to be processing this. To make those energy gels, like, you know, for people that have used them before, they're in kind of a foil pouch, you rip the end off and you eat the honey, you know, we're trying to get that right, we want it, we want to be a very good user experience. One of the quotes we got was, you have to buy a minimum order for the roll of, of just those falls, of half a million gels. And this is the bit where I'm like, wow, we're really starting a company here. I hope people, you know, I hope people are there, I hope people are like, okay, very excited, thanks for starting this honey business, you've filled a gap in the market, and I believe we are, I certainly believe we are with the power honey, that's going to be coming

• 26:29Speaker 03

  out of the bee ranch. But just, yeah, it's just, just letting you guys know, it's shocking me as much as anyone else how real this thing's becoming, and that's why next week, there will be genuine updates.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Rather than can kicking down the road.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  Yes, great, good.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  High hives, and the first vintage, and there'll be a lot of, lot of things filled in, a lot of, a lot of honeycomb that gets filled in and capped with information. And I was actually in Chinatown on the weekend, and walking through.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Deliberate trip or just?

• 27:07Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, no, we love Chinatown. How do you, what, what would I?

• 27:11Speaker 02

  Oh, you can be like the theatre region.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Hammed, woke up in a dumpster.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  No, no, no, the theatre, like, sometimes I'm walking through Chinatown and there's a different.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Yes, you're cutting through.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  Different, I'm in a different mindset where I'm like, I go, oh gosh, I loved, I love Chinatown, but when you're passing by versus deliberate trip, I think you're heading with a different mindset. So where are we going?

• 27:30Speaker 03

  We'd been to a restaurant, and there's a lot of, my daughter loves Japanese stationery and stuff, and like cute tiny, tiny rubbers, stickers.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 27:41Speaker 03

  Mechanical pencils, spent quite a lot of time on this loop through the city to just often look, to see what's around, see what's available. That's a very cute cat rubber. There's not enough, even if she becomes a professional grey lead portrait artist, there's not enough time left in her life, and she's only nine, to use all the lead she has.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  All right.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  Mechanical pencils.

• 28:07Speaker 02

  I was going to say to recoup the money and expenses.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  That's also true, but she needs, like.

• 28:12Speaker 02

  Loves it.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  It's, yeah, loves it. And it's a sort of a status thing at school too, like, who's got, how many mechanical pencils do you have? Like, I've got six, I've got nine, I haven't got that one. It's like, honey, they do exactly the same thing. She's, you know how Jay Leno has all those cars in it? She's the Jay Leno of mechanical pencils, he just has an exquisite collection. So anyway, we're doing this kind of lap. Then there's like, there's a shop that makes these little cream, tiny little cream biscuits that is famous and you have to line up for it. Standing in the line, so I'm like, all right, we'll just have, we'll just get a pack of these. And I look to the left and there's a, there's a, you know, one of many stores, like big Chinese restaurants, that has like a digital billboard, and it's kind of cycling through all the deals it has during the week.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Right.

• 28:57Speaker 03

  And I'm invested, I'm like, you know, playing a little game, I'm like, okay, Monday night's this, you know, Tuesday night's sort of like, oh, you can drink soft drink, Wednesday night's like banquet with $10 for unlimited beer, and like, there's a couple of unlimited beer ones where I was like, this is.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  This could be good.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  I wish I knew about this.

• 29:12Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Gets to one, and I can't remember what night it is, it was one of the weeknights, and it was essentially they're going for a kids eat free night, which is a kind of a common world that you enter into. But we all know, that's one of the most popularly exploited loopholes, right? So you could go like kids under 12 eat free, then everyone's coming in with their 15 year old going, you know, act, just punch and act young. Or if you didn't have, if you didn't specify, you could go, well, you know, this guy, he's my kid, he's 18, so he's eating for free, he's a very hungry boy. So their condition was kids below 150 centimetres.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Eat for free. It's just like a rollercoaster. So you can't lie about the age.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  Someone's gone, let's put a, let's just call the cap.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  And 150 isn't that small, like, so you're actually being a bit generous there, 130 would have been.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  How tall's Bruno Mars?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  I don't know the 150.

• 30:19Speaker 02

  Think he could eat forever.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  Here's the thing, it also, I feel like you're opening up a hornet's nest here.

• 30:25Speaker 02

  He's 165, sorry, he's 165.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  There'd be some, how tall's Carly Minogue? I reckon she could eat for free.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Stand by, stand by.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  Here's the loophole, are we not all someone's children? So you're a kid, now I'm a kid.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  152.4.

• 30:40Speaker 03

  Oh, she's just too big.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  She would have to wear a flat.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  She'd have to just bend her knees a little. But if she's, she's very close to eating for free.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  Danny DeVito, do you reckon? Would he?

• 30:53Speaker 03

  Oh mate, he'd be well under 150.

• 30:55Speaker 02

  Uh, I mean.

• 30:57Speaker 03

  And also you've got to remember.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  Pinkett Smith is 151.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Come on, someone's gonna eat for free here.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  Danny DeVito, I've met Danny DeVito in real life, I've seen him in real life.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  Snooki, 142.

• 31:10Speaker 03

  She probably needs to eat for free these days. I feel like she's dropped off everyone's radar.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  She's 142, she eats for free. Ariana Grande, 152. Sabrina Carpenter, 152.

• 31:22Speaker 03

  Where's Danny DeVito? There are so many 152s here, I reckon, I mean, and I know we say this as taller men who, I know it's a, it's a privilege we didn't ask for, but there, some people are a bit sensitive about their height. I, obviously being in the 140s, that no one wants to be.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Oh, you reckon it's like being 5'8" and saying you're 6'4".

• 31:43Speaker 03

  I'm hearing so many 152s, I reckon anyone that's 149 goes, well, 150 is too close. 151 looks like I've added one. Call me 152 and that's far enough away, no one's really gonna measure me to check this.

• 31:56Speaker 02

  Danny DeVito, 152.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  He's lying, he's lying. He's the most popular shortcake, just hide, just say, no one's measuring you.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  You can't go, you can't go under 150, can you?

• 32:09Speaker 03

  If you're a celebrity.

• 32:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Your height, as long as it's vaguely true. Your height is something that we must take your word for. We're never, we're never gonna lay down Sabrina Carpenter and go, hide, order, hide, order. I mean, they might at this restaurant, that's probably why she wants to give it a clear. If she tries to get in claiming a 149.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  And they hide ordered her. She'd have to admit, that's the tough thing, she'd have to go, yeah, look, I am, I lie, but I want the banquet.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  You're onto something, you have.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  I've accidentally learned something, why not? But what I mean to do was to go.

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Dolly Parton, 152.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  It's the number, it's the number you go for. The 152 club.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  Kourtney Kardashian, 152.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Impossible, can't have this many people lying on 152.

• 32:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:56Speaker 03

  The other thing I thought was a shame, because you're like, okay, well, this does open the door if you are a smaller adult to come in in your twenties and eat for free, just be like, look, I'll take it.

• 33:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:06Speaker 03

  I do feel like though, if you had a very tall nine-year-old.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:10Speaker 03

  It is a bit discriminatory, isn't it? To go, this punishes tall children?

• 33:15Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  Genuine children, not just adult children.

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  Like this is, if you've got a kid that's just having a growth spurt, Ellie.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Or is that the restaurant's prerogative just to be like, look, we understand growth spurts, we're not gonna, we're not gonna fuel your kid's growth spurt, you've got to do it. I don't, you've got to do what everyone else with a tall kid does, give them a pack of Wheat Bix a day, it's not on our head. You can't come here every Thursday and eat us out of house and home.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  I think so, all the benefits you get from underage sport, being the giant.

• 33:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's gonna be fine.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  He's gonna be fine.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  He's gonna be fine, you can't come here and bankrupt us because you bought your giant 10-year-old. Anyway, we'd like to meet Danny DeVito, he's upstairs, but you will have to pay.

• 33:58Speaker 02

  Hey, there's certain social rules that we know. Keep left on an escalator generally.

• 34:07Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  Give way to the right in a car, that's more of a driving rule, but.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  That's less of an unwritten rule, more of one that's in the rule book.

• 34:14Speaker 02

  But I feel like when you notice some people in society not abiding by a rule, or in particularly in social situations, it's nice of us to show, with a lot of people listening, to try and establish a new social norm.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:28Speaker 02

  Today's one comes from when you're in the car and someone calls you. I've been in a situation many times where I'm chatting to a friend and then very, very late in the conversation, they declare their wife's there or their kid's there or their mum's in the car or something. And it's unacceptable.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  It is unacceptable.

• 34:46Speaker 02

  If you've got.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  It's a red flag, if you're gonna indulge in the luxury of speaker.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  You must play by the rules.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  Just declare it, is what I. Always ringing in my ear is when you arrive back from overseas and you get that message from Australian Immigration where the lady says, if you've got meats or fish, just declare it.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  You won't get in trouble if you declare it.

• 35:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. So in that spirit, because that one really sits with me, I really want to make it very clear for anyone driving in a car and you've got another passenger, if you pick up speakerphone, just declare it.

• 35:20Speaker 05

  This is a message for the Australian public. When driving a car and receiving a phone call in Australia, there are strict rules that apply to you. Sometimes you have passengers in the car that might require the incoming caller to adjust their language. If you do have a passenger, just declare it. Passengers such as your wife or partner. Hello buddy.

• 35:44Speaker 03

  G'day mate, what you up to? Ah, not much. Yeah, right, I thought you might be in the doghouse still after Saturday night. But I was just thinking, look, if Beck does leave you, I mean, it'd be sad and everything, but maybe you could ask that new girl Carly out of work. I've seen the way she looks at you and I think you'd be in with a chance.

• 36:02Speaker 00

  Uh, hi, hey, I'm actually, yeah.

• 36:05Speaker 05

  Just declare it. Passengers may include young ones like a niece or nephew. Hey, how are you, mate?

• 36:14Speaker 03

  And oh, my fucking god, did you see Gornie's fucking mark on the weekend? Did you see it? Hi, Hamish.

• 36:21Speaker 05

  Ah, yeah, sorry mate, my four-year-old nephew, Rome, he's in the car here as well. Just declare it. A passenger may include a friend. Hey, Jesso.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Did you hear what Carly did?

• 36:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 36:34Speaker 04

  Oh, she's such a bitch, I just said I was gonna wear that red dress with the puffy sleeves and she went out and bought the exact same one. Um, I'm right here, Jess.

• 36:42Speaker 05

  Oh yeah, sorry, Jess. Just declare it. Even an elderly passenger should be declared.

• 36:48Speaker 03

  Hey, Hammer. G'day bud, hey, bit of a controversial one for you, I'm just driving along thinking, what do you think about mandatory euthanasia when people turn 80 or even 75? I mean, is it like, you can't get old, you're just sort of clogging up the system and, I don't know, it's not popular, but it's something to think about.

• 37:06Speaker 05

  Um, I'm not sure I agree with that.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  Ah, sorry mate, mum's in the car with me. Oh, sorry Mark, sorry, couldn't come to your 75th.

• 37:13Speaker 05

  Just declare it. So at the start of every phone call in your car, if you have a passenger, just declare it.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Hey Hammer, I've got Beck in the car with me here. Oh, hello Becca, I heard Andy was a little bit of an arse on Saturday night, I hope he's spoiling you to make up for it. Oh, I certainly am, buddy.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  You cannot be penalized if you just declare it.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  All right, as promised before, we hang up the headphones for today. Why not reveal a few more prizes? This is killing me to, that you guys don't know the list of prizes, because every time I look at this list, I get very excited.

• 37:55Speaker 02

  So you should, because you have done well, he's done.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  He's done, right, there's no duds in there at the moment.

• 38:00Speaker 02

  I think we've only revealed five and I want three of them.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  That's great, that's a good hit, you want the ping pong robot, I would assume?

• 38:06Speaker 02

  No, no, yeah, I want the waterproof drone.

• 38:10Speaker 03

  Yes, that's amazing.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  The piano that teaches you how to play.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 38:14Speaker 02

  And the car.

• 38:15Speaker 03

  The half, I mean, everyone wants the car, that's the big ticket item, that is the most expensive. It is the one-seater electric Porsche, I think it's a Porsche 964. You know, if you can envisage it, you sort of, you're sticking out the top, the windscreen comes up to about your neck.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  But, um, my god, it's, boy, it's made for drifting.

• 38:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 03

  It's unbelievable.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  They say it's a one-half size replica, which I guess makes sense, even though you would think.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Looks like a quarter, it looks like a quarter.

• 38:44Speaker 03

  Looks like a quarter, but it is, it kind of does the maths, because it's like, it is half the length. I think it's almost two meters long and a real Porsche is like four or whatever.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  It's sizable and you can get a full-size.

• 38:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, don't be confused with a toddler, like.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  This ain't a kid's, no, I can't stress this enough, I've never seen one in Australia.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:03Speaker 03

  It came at some rigmarole from getting it from China, through, cleared through customs. You probably have to use it in private property, I can't imagine this is, even, even like, I think it would be even more heavily policing than the golf cart that Jack tried to get, which you're allowed to drive within two kilometers of the golf course.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  But I mean, that's a hell of a prize.

• 39:23Speaker 02

  Hell of a prize, you got some more for us?

• 39:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, you want a few, do you want a few today?

• 39:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 39:29Speaker 03

  Because I feel I hate sitting on this surprise.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, ready?

• 39:32Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  Clay target shooting robot.

• 39:39Speaker 06

  What?

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Now, hear me out.

• 39:40Speaker 06

  What?

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Hear me out. Yes, this is a state of the art, looks to be brand new. And I think it's an industry that needs a shake up because I've been clay target shooting three or four times and it always seems to be quite old machinery. This thing is a beauty. Looks like Dyson could have made it, but just to be clear, it's not made by Dyson.

• 39:58Speaker 06

  So it's flinging out the clay pigeons?

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Flings out the clay, little, um, orange clay targets. I think it comes with a bunch of them.

• 40:05Speaker 06

  Yep.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  Yes, obviously you, it would help if you're into target shooting and you have a rural property where you can legally discharge your shotgun.

• 40:14Speaker 06

  You can't just suddenly take it to the street and play with the friends.

• 40:17Speaker 03

  Shotgun not included? Shotgun not included. You have to go through the licensing process. I think it is a category G licence for a shotgun. Could be an H check with your local property. But again, we can't do the licensing ourselves, but if you are a clay target shooting enthusiast, this is the model for you. I think it's got an app. The memory, I think it links to your phone.

• 40:39Speaker 06

  And they're regular sized pigeons, clay pigeons? Or is it?

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Yep, yep. It's competition Olympic level. Don't forget, this is an Olympic sport, so it could be the start of your road to Brisbane 32. If you catch the bug. And I also think, I also think, say you're going away with a bunch of families over the holidays, like let's say you're going to a caravan park or a holiday park somewhere. I couldn't see the harm in taking this along and playing some fun catching games at the beach with the kids.

• 41:07Speaker 06

  They go pretty quick. Oh, they do, even without the gun.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  They slow down. No, they slow down. They, they float, you know, once they get, so you send the kids 50 metres down the beach. All right, guys, here we go. And of course, always pick up, pick up the targets after it's done litter on the beach. But I think it could be a fun catching game.

• 41:23Speaker 06

  Or it's better for Jack who just hates walking his dog. I don't hate walking it, but she would love that.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  You would have to 3D print, I think, soft rubber ones for a dog.

• 41:36Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Because they are quite brittle.

• 41:37Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 03

  I mean, they're designed to explode on impact with shotgun pellets, but I, I think there could be a lot of fun in just a civilian level catching game, but again, to get the most out of it.

• 41:47Speaker 06

  Could you throw rocks at it or would it be moving too fast?

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Hundred percent you can, that's the fun. That's the fun you do. I think you, on the app, you can change the speed settings too.

• 41:55Speaker 06

  Okay. I see, you might not need a gun. He does say a lot of I think.

• 42:00Speaker 03

  This was now, this was now so long ago.

• 42:02Speaker 06

  15 seconds before going, yeah, I'll have that.

• 42:05Speaker 03

  Guys, it was one hour. I'd had two coffees and cheesecake and I was just burning through every ad I saw I purchased. I can't, I can't sit down and go on three dates with every, with every item to get to know it. This is what I remember from golden hour.

• 42:19Speaker 06

  But if it's a robot, you're right, it's got an app.

• 42:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, it has to. Hundred, I think, wait till you see this thing. I mean, you don't even have to be into the, the ancient art of clay target shooting to appreciate. I think when you see this thing, you go, I don't know anything about this sport. That looks state of the art. Can't wait to take it away with the kids on holidays. They're gonna have an absolute, well, probably wear a helmet now that I'm thinking about it. You, you know, wear a helmet for the kids. What's all those kids down the beach wearing helmets doing?

• 42:43Speaker 06

  Oh. They must have the latest Christmas gift. And you probably want to be sparse at the beach as well, not families with parents and brothers.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Hundred percent, yeah.

• 42:52Speaker 06

  We're not responsible for how you use it.

• 42:53Speaker 03

  No, no, it's, I'm talking more like you're going to like a really remote holiday park and you've got stretch miles of beach to yourself. So yeah, make sure everything's clear down range and then have a really good, have a great fun catching adventure.

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Set of Meta Quest goggles, virtual reality Meta Quest.

• 43:15Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 43:16Speaker 03

  Five are we up to? It's the latest one.

• 43:18Speaker 06

  Wow.

• 43:19Speaker 03

  Saw an ad and look, I've, I've, I actually have a pair of these. So, you know, I got them when I was doing Lego Masters last year. I was playing a lot of virtual golf in the dressing room at the back. From time, you know, just in quick increments because I'm always working very hard on that show. But I was able to, you know, here and there, play famous golf courses around the world in perfect virtual reality.

• 43:41Speaker 06

  How awesome.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Some people love them and if you're, if you're, if you're curious, this is the set for you. Um, I think the technology's got pretty good.

• 43:50Speaker 06

  You could probably just go and relax as well. If you wanted a bit of time away from your kids, you could go into the lounge room and just put on, and just be on the beach.

• 43:57Speaker 03

  You just watch Netflix and stuff in there.

• 43:58Speaker 06

  Can you?

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you can set the room to like a log cabin or whatever. So it's like you're watching a big screen at a log cabin.

• 44:05Speaker 06

  That's good.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  It's good. I mean, it is a good prize.

• 44:08Speaker 06

  I think it's a step up from the robot clay pigeon shooting. I think more people will get use out of it than the clay pigeons.

• 44:14Speaker 03

  Yes, that's true, but. Again, you never, I mean, I, I don't think this is a gateway to Brisbane 32. If you want to represent Australia, I don't think we're gonna have, I don't think VR will be in the Olympics, but it's just a straight up, that's just a straight up good prize.

• 44:27Speaker 06

  Straight up good prize.

• 44:28Speaker 03

  You want one more?

• 44:29Speaker 06

  Yes, please.

• 44:30Speaker 03

  This is a pretty big ticket.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Cheapest available flights for two to New York City plus four free beers at Old Mate's Pub.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  Why not, I say? Why not? Send someone to our pub, Ando.

• 44:49Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 44:50Speaker 03

  You and a friend on the absolute cheapest available flights, haven't actually bought them yet.

• 44:55Speaker 06

  No.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  Because you kind of have to wait to book.

• 44:57Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  But it will be true. Get a neck pillow because you could be flying through Guangzhou or many regions of China, Russia, North Korea. Who knows? Probably not through North Korea, you won't be allowed into the States.

• 45:11Speaker 06

  No.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  But.

• 45:12Speaker 06

  But there'll be several stops along the way.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  It's not gonna be direct by any stretch of the imagination, but when you get there.

• 45:18Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Eerie, tired, just shaking.

• 45:22Speaker 06

  Realising you have to pay for your accommodation.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  And after, you know, catching the $25 cab fare downtown in New York City.

• 45:31Speaker 06

  Yes.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  All of the sting will be taken out as you wander. You get exclusive VIP access through the front door.

• 45:39Speaker 06

  What was that entitled?

• 45:40Speaker 03

  It just means we'll let them know you're coming.

• 45:42Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  And, and you know, but if you go in the afternoon, there's no queue. Straight to the bar for schooners. Thanks completely on the house, thanks to your friends, Hamish and Andy.

• 45:58Speaker 01

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