351 - Hame Reveals the Biggest Prize in the Showcase

Jack finally delivers on his promise of a theme song for The Price Is Correct, just in time for Hame to announce his BIGGEST prize yet! Hamish and Jack call Andy out over a VERY must-be-nice feature in his new house, and in a shock to absolutely everyone (including himself) Hamish actually completes an investigation! 1. Jack’s theme song and HUGE prize reveal 2. Andy’s robot toilet 3. Lady of Stain 4. What's in the Arnott’s tanker?

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  Activate your internet because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three, two.

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  Sorry, it's still buffering. One.

• 0:23Speaker 02

  Ahoy to me AHAs, Hamish.

• 0:27Speaker 03

  Ah.

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Um, where skincare ingredients, mate? That's a something that goes in skincare. Is it an alpha hydroxy acid?

• 0:37Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  My wife.

• 0:39Speaker 03

  I thought it might have been.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Then you know that.

• 0:42Speaker 03

  Did you have it as well?

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Not at all. I take a keen interest in my, in the key active ingredient in some of go to skincare's finest products.

• 0:51Speaker 03

  Well, let's see how keen he does because can he get all three acronyms?

• 0:54Speaker 02

  This would be huge. This would be, this would be blue ribbon husband shit if I can pull this off.

• 0:59Speaker 03

  Ah, ahoy to me PHAs.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  Dan.

• 1:02Speaker 03

  Ahoy.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  Ah peptide hydroxy acid.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:08Speaker 03

  Polyhydroxy acid.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  Okay, yep.

• 1:10Speaker 03

  And then I'm a BHAs.

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  Beta.

• 1:13Speaker 03

  He's got it.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  But I mean, I mean, no worries. Like there's, there's some other crazy ones that, well, not crazy ones, but the other ones I'd be proud of knowing in a group setting.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  Ah, Ham, you are best for surface level exfoliation. Ah, Jack, you are good for sensitive skin.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Mm hmm.

• 1:28Speaker 03

  A sensitive little boy. And I'm best for oily and congested skin. Ah, that is the three, uh, working ingredients there. Ahoy also to Grace. She went to hamishandy.com to let us know what she's been doing.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  Thanks, Grace.

• 1:42Speaker 04

  Ahoy, boys. Um, just on my honeymoon with my now husband, um, in Queens Town. He's just popped off to the bathroom as he loves to do.

• 1:53Speaker 02

  There'll be more.

• 1:54Speaker 04

  I just wanted to let you know that we tried and tested, here comes the hot stepper of me walking down the aisle. And when I say we, I mean, me and my best friend. My husband was completely unaware and let me tell you, the look on his face was well worth it. So if it is still an option, Andy, I say go for it.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  It's a good song.

• 2:14Speaker 04

  Um, anyway, yeah, as we walked down, everyone laughed and now people are just saying like, oh, is this the song of a wedding? Is this the song you do? Is this the song you walk down to? So, uh, yeah, that's a little review from me. So, Hamish, thank you so much for letting me have the best song to walk down to. I owe you my life. Love you all.

• 2:36Speaker 02

  Wow. Wow. I look forward to redeeming the favour.

• 2:41Speaker 03

  Good honour.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Damn good song.

• 2:43Speaker 03

  Gee, I'd be surprised if Beck runs with the hot stepper off Hamish's request and surprises us all.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Big as crossed. Big as crossed.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  I'd smile. I'd be happy with her. Yeah, that would, it wouldn't offend me. I think it would, and wouldn't be as surprised, obviously.

• 2:58Speaker 02

  Is the song locked in yet?

• 3:00Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  What's still floating in the air? Any decisions? Can we still help or are we done?

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Good question.

• 3:06Speaker 02

  Our helping, our helping hero did not go well.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, you know what hasn't just been, it's been ignored and it's a bit like what we're going into. It's like on the actual day that what, what we're doing, like the actual ceremony, who's speaking, all those things, order. But don't worry about that because we've got our own thing to worry about, which we haven't worked out anything for, which is the price is correct. Our game show, um, that.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  But, but your wedding is sooner than, than the end of the year.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  True, true. But again, I think, well, I just feel that we could brainstorm that now and get zero across the line. But we could possibly, we could possibly make great inroads into getting our game show together.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  That's true.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Um.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Awesome.

• 3:53Speaker 03

  Covered at 7:30 Sunday night slot on YouTube is, uh, when it's dropping. So that's pretty cool for the price correct, featuring the tip in point.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  We should say it's, it's going to be, you know, on YouTube, obviously the Sunday after we film it, which is going to be the end of the year. So.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Get excited, but you've still got time to do other bits and pieces before then.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  I think we know the date. Isn't it the 17th of November? Sunday, the 17th of November, 7:30 prime time on Sunday on YouTube. Uh, Jack, you promised us.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  No, it's not that, no.

• 4:24Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 4:25Speaker 02

  Maybe 17th of November is the day we record it.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  And then it come, is that a Tuesday? And then we put it out on Sunday night.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  This is good stuff.

• 4:33Speaker 02

  This is great stuff.

• 4:34Speaker 03

  This is, this is.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Andy, this is what you don't. Thank God we're our own, um, department here. Like, you know, we're not, we don't have like someone from a network going, playing this back to us going, was this you guys trying to promote the show?

• 4:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. 22nd.

• 4:51Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  29?

• 4:53Speaker 02

  Why don't you, instead of we keep guessing, you guys tell us?

• 4:56Speaker 03

  29? Great. Two weeks to edit it.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Just to round out and off.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  To, um, to edit in those, uh, that suite of crowd reactions that we're going to get because we've got limited cameras. Good, the editors will be relieved. 29, 7:30, Sunday night. Don't miss it.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  If you watch YouTube off your TV, as a lot of people do, get it serviced on Friday.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Like just get it ready for the weekend because it's going to be a biggie.

• 5:20Speaker 03

  Jack, I was shocked when you said you've got the song. I totally expected us to go, you promised us a song and you give me an excuse as to why you haven't done it.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Well, well, don't stop calling it a song. It's the, it's, it's the theme music. It's only, it's only going 16 seconds. So a song would be, you know, three minutes because I watched a lot of game show themes and there's not a lot of lyrics.

• 5:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  It's actually mostly just music. Actually a game show that has lyrics, there's an announcer really over the music, isn't there?

• 5:52Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, like sale of the century. You wouldn't say it's a lyric.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 5:59Speaker 02

  If it was lyrics and music by two different people, the, the lyrics guy would, should prepare himself for a tough discussion with a music person to go, I don't think we should be doing 50 50.

• 6:10Speaker 03

  And, um, if, yeah, I mean, we didn't go to Pete Smith, who did do sale of the century and go, do you remember all the lyrics? Cause it was just one line, but.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  So you, I've actually distilled, I wrote way more and then distilled this down and go, and thought, we can't just be standing around. Like if it's the cameras on us or if it's on the logo, we can't just sit there for a minute while we listen to the theme song, which is the story of the price is correct. So it's, it's very small, but I think it packs a punch. Are you ready?

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 6:39Speaker 05

  The only game show on the internet where you can win big or go home dripping wet. Come on through, the price is correct.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  Over to you guys.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  Really good.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Really good.

• 6:57Speaker 03

  I was just waiting for it to say.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Featuring the tipping point. It does need that at the end.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  We can put that in.

• 7:03Speaker 02

  That's your only note I would give though.

• 7:04Speaker 03

  We'll get Liza to do that. She does like actually paid voiceover work. Uh, so she, that'll, and we want that to be.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  But she does, she does stuff where it sounds, it's about like, you know, nighttime sleep aid or something like, she's got a very professional.

• 7:17Speaker 03

  Oh, she's got a huge range. Liza, come in here quickly and just see if you could, we'll, we'll play it again.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Yep, and she just.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Go onto that mic over there, Liza.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Do a live one, Liza.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Just do a live one for us featuring the tipping point. Okay.

• 7:30Speaker 04

  So I say featuring the tipping point.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  That's what we'd like, yes.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Just time it, just feel the timing and you'll.

• 7:35Speaker 03

  In your best game show type voice, because Ham thinks that you're like.

• 7:38Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm just saying, just do it as a quick rehearsal cold without the backing, like.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, what would be your, what would be your game show voice if you were hired?

• 7:46Speaker 04

  Oh no, I, I want to hear the music.

• 7:47Speaker 02

  Surprise us.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Okay, do you want us to point you in or do you want to feel?

• 7:52Speaker 05

  The only game show on the internet where you can win big or go home dripping wet. Come on through, the price is correct.

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  Featuring the tipping point.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  She is a bit late, but pretty good.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  It was almost perfect.

• 8:13Speaker 04

  I was waiting for a point.

• 8:15Speaker 02

  It sounded like you said tipping point, which is the real game show.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  That isn't, that's going to be a legal nightmare for us.

• 8:20Speaker 04

  Oh God. Oh God.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  That's okay, Liza, brilliant. That's, I said, that's, we've got that recorded now, so we can just play that out and then what would happen.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  But she said tipping point.

• 8:29Speaker 03

  I'm pretty sure you said the tipping.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  We've got to say tip in point. Unless, unless, who hosts the tipping point? Is it Todd Woodbridge?

• 8:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 8:38Speaker 02

  Unless, unless we get him then coming off the back going, no, it doesn't, but it does feature the tip in point.

• 8:46Speaker 02

  So for him to like defend his own game show.

• 8:48Speaker 03

  I'll text him.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  She's wrong.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  I'll correct you on that. It's the tip in point.

• 8:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, Travis, we can organise that.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  But now we're going further and further away from the big explosive moment and starting the game show. Remember the song. Full of disclaimers now. I, Jack, one tiny lyric clean up. Twice then I heard, and maybe because this is just like, once you hear something, you can't unhear it.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:10Speaker 02

  Sounds like you're saying the yummy game show.

• 9:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I felt that as well.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Did you hear that?

• 9:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:14Speaker 02

  Yummy game show. Saying the only game show.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Only game, yeah, bit of enunciation.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Have a listen, have a listen because I heard yummy.

• 9:21Speaker 03

  Let's do one more time and then Liza, you see if you can feel it again.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:27Speaker 05

  The only game show on the internet where you can win big or go home dripping wet.

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  Come on through, the price is correct.

• 9:38Speaker 03

  Featuring the tip and point.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  That was spot on.

• 9:41Speaker 03

  Wow, wow, that's really good.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  That was spot on.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  And then that's, then you go.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Tiny is a bit hot on the mic, but it was great.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Then it would be a pause and then the electronic drums would kick back in. And then Hamish and I come out and oh, there we go. Okay, brilliant. Thanks, Lys.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Hame, you also said you're going to reveal another prize today.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  As if the vibe isn't high enough.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  I want to reveal, I think it's about time because we've had some fun ones revealed. We've had the table tennis robot, we've had the.

• 10:16Speaker 03

  Heavy t-shirts.

• 10:17Speaker 02

  Very heavy t-shirts.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 10:19Speaker 02

  We've had the hovering.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Waterproof drone.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Drone. Let's, um.

• 10:24Speaker 03

  What are we, they're getting bigger than that. Is this your biggest?

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Yes, this is the biggest.

• 10:29Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 10:31Speaker 02

  You ready?

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Ready.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Got the list.

• 10:35Speaker 02

  It's a new car. It's a new car. I'm not shitting.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  A car?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  I bought a frigging car. I bought a frigging car.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  What kind of car did you buy?

• 10:48Speaker 02

  A exactly one half scale Porsche 964 Cabriolet Junior. It takes one person that has an electric engine. You kind of poke out the top. You might have seen them on Instagram. They're made in China.

• 11:03Speaker 03

  Can it fit a dupe of a Porsche? Can it, can it fit an adult?

• 11:07Speaker 02

  One adult.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  And you can drive it on the road.

• 11:10Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 11:11Speaker 03

  Simmons pick.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  You're allowed to do that.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  I don't know. You're saying it like we all know what it is. I've never seen it. When you say we've seen it on Instagram, we don't see these things.

• 11:19Speaker 02

  Maybe it's just my algorithm. It's, it's $22,000.

• 11:23Speaker 03

  Oh, I love it.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  It's sick and they're made for drifting. They can go 80 Ks an hour.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  That is epic.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Look at it.

• 11:31Speaker 03

  It's so dangerous for that thing to go 80 Ks an hour.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  No, it's not. No, if you know what you're doing.

• 11:35Speaker 03

  That can't be legal.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  The centre of gravity on the man is like, he's almost tipping out of the side of the car.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  That's the tip out point. Tip out point. It basically looks like a Mario Kart for people who.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  But it's a Porsche.

• 11:47Speaker 03

  It's the same dimensions as you see Mario in his kart, but it is, is a beautiful, like 1980, 1990s Porsche.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  She's a beauty. She's a classic. Don't know what year that's modeled on, but this is not, I repeat, not a kid's car. This thing, an actual Porsche, the 964 is very similar to the 911. They are 4.25 metres long and this is 2.2. So it's barely a half scale Porsche.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  How much?

• 12:14Speaker 02

  That takes one person. 20, I think it was about 22 grand.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  22 grand.

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think it has landed. It's just got to clear customs, but it's been here for a week or two. So I think we're good.

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Amazing.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  All right. Well, if you, again, uh, we've got.

• 12:29Speaker 02

  110 kilos, can take a driver height of up to 190. And you and I are a little bit above that, but I think that's going to be fine.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Well, you've got to drive it out on the show, surely.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, Jack. That's the thing that made me excited, especially on that studio floor. Like you'd just be ripping donuts on that thing, like just squealing around. It's made for drifting. Watch out for the pool.

• 12:49Speaker 03

  It's a new car. It's a Porsche.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  It's a new car.

• 12:52Speaker 03

  It's a frigging Porsche.

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Well, hamishdane.com, if you want a chance to be in the audience, the excitement of having to do 12 or 220 generic reactions is, is, is a drawcard. But I think the great car is even better. I think if we were just hooning around in the, like behind the cameras, people would just be cheering at the car. Like that's how you get your audience reactions. Awesome.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  And a couple of weeks ago, we were talking about your Bucks Day, um, your Bucks Weekend, which was a lot of fun. And the beginning of the, the, the plan for your Bucks Weekend was to kidnap you, as is tradition. Now, this was your brother's biggest desire, just so you know. So he's the best man. Cam, from the outset, when we had no idea what the Bucks Weekend was going to be, it was like, we must kidnap him.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, he did like that surprise. I asked him that. I said, why did you, why did you go with the surprise? He goes, you just like being in control of things. I was like, yeah, fair enough.

• 13:53Speaker 03

  So that's, that's.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  And the Bucks is a weird thing like that too. On one hand, we're trying to give you the best weekend of your life, but on the other hand, it's like also, you know, annoy you.

• 14:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like Cam got great joy out of Carlton, your team was playing in a final that night. And he got great joy out of going, Andy thinks he's going to the ground to watch his team play.

• 14:12Speaker 03

  But we're going to kidnap him.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  It is also funny when you're doing a Bucks for a 45 year old.

• 14:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  As opposed to a 25 year old.

• 14:19Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 14:19Speaker 02

  You know, like kidnap him, chain him to a pole, shave his head. All that stuff's good hijinks in your, in your twenties.

• 14:25Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  But there was an element of like, anyway, but I was very glad we did the kidnapping.

• 14:29Speaker 03

  It's funny you say that because of the lead up, uh, a mate of mine goes, so your Bucks, I thought it was obviously a different weekend. And he goes, are you worried? Do you reckon like, you know, they're going to shave you? Do you reckon they're going to like, that figure, do you reckon they'll like slap you to a roundabout naked? I'm like, I don't think so.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  I think that feels like what you do.

• 14:48Speaker 03

  There's Andy Lee.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  I know it's your first marriage, but that's the funny thing. Like we're actually entering the period where people are starting to have their second marriages. Andy's sort of having his first marriage in the second marriage window.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  Yeah. Where you don't, where you have a significantly different Bucks.

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. You turn it down. Anyway, we're all there. We mentioned a couple of weeks on the show, how we sort of did the surprise. The idea was to bring your, the builder that's, you know, building your new home, your and Beck's place at the moment. Well, he's like in on it. We all go onto site. We all travel to basically the depths of the earth, like the basement of your home, of your new home. And we're waiting to surprise you. Then after that happened, because of course you're there with like 25 of your friends. You're like, well, guys, do you want to have a little tour through the house? Now, a little tour is very hard because it's.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  You wouldn't use that word to describe the tour.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's like, we just had have a small tour of the Simpson Desert. Well, we will have to just pick a few bits to see. Because it's quite a spectacular.

• 15:46Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, I was excited to show you the, the, the house of my friends because you don't get access to you. This is a weird thing about building is you're not allowed to go. Like you actually sign over the house to, I was like, I can't take people in on the weekend or anything. It's like they're in, in charge of it. It's their insurance and then they hand it back to you.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  And it's a building site still as we're walking through it during this tour. So not everyone had dressed clothes, trousers and things like that. So it was, it was a quick, it was a quick tour.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  Quick tour.

• 16:12Speaker 02

  But I realized, Ando, because you know, you let little bits and pieces out on this show and you let a little bit out on Instagram. But then there is some stuff that I'm like, we've got to go to the builder more, Jack.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  No, I asked him this. I asked him. I said, oh, there's some things we see with our own eyes that. Oh, I said to, I said to Luke, after I said, did Hamish chat to you? And he said, yes.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 03

  I said, we, you didn't tell, what did you tell him? He said, he goes, oh.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  He knows.

• 16:39Speaker 03

  They may have more, more things for the podcast.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  Well, Jack, I was interested in the bathroom. The bathroom is a beautiful suburb of the house. The master bathroom is one of, it's a beautiful suburb. The, Jack put his, actually we were, it was me and Jack and your builder Luke, we were looking in the bathroom, the master bathroom, like look all the way. You can, you can, you can just see the back wall. Like you can, it's in the distance, but you can see it.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  It's not that big.

• 17:07Speaker 02

  There's a massive kind of shower. Complex zone down there. And then, then kind of like right at the other end, near where the door is, there was some, it looked like there's, you know, more tiling and kind of pipes coming out of the wall. And Jack honestly was like, are there two showers in here? Because after you have your first shower down there, by the time you get up here, you're dirty again.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  It's time to have another shower. Like it's the other end of the day.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  But it wasn't another shower.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  No, it was a toilet. And I was like, what's with all, this is a big zone for toilets. He goes, oh yeah, he's getting a robot toilet.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  And I went, is he?

• 17:45Speaker 03

  It's the one thing that I've been absolutely adamant about.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Well, it's actually the two things because you're getting two robot toilets, aren't you?

• 17:52Speaker 03

  Yes. So I'm getting one for guests and then one for me.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  That is actually nice to think you're a guest.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  This is, and you've got to see this toilet, guys. So you've used. Were Japanese Toto, is it one of those?

• 18:06Speaker 03

  Gone that brand because they look at, to me, that looks a little bit, um, they look like eggs, like a kind of alien eggs a bit. I didn't like the look of those, but it's got similar features. It's got.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  We're talking higher end, lower end?

• 18:19Speaker 03

  It's higher end. As in, what do you mean?

• 18:21Speaker 02

  Then a, then a Toto toilet, then a Japanese toilet.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  Where you're washing, like it does both.

• 18:30Speaker 02

  You've got a ones and twos toilet. That's efficient. Although if there was ever a house to have separate toilets for ones and twos, this would be it.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  So same end, same end.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, same end of town, top end of the town, top end of town.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  Expensive toilets. There's kind of two you can get. I can't remember the brand I've gone with, but they, they don't look as fancy.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Do you go and test it?

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  You just test a working one. Hey, guess what? This is the best part.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Don't tell me you do a full dress rehearsal on it.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  No, you don't get a full dress rehearsal.

• 19:03Speaker 02

  I would expect that.

• 19:04Speaker 03

  You don't get a full dress rehearsal, but you.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  It'd be like going to the sperm bank, the turd bank. But just, you know.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  You have to plan ahead to keep two in there.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  To go, to close the door. It was like, you know, we did take Andy to a sperm bank many years ago on radio and that moment of like, all right, well, we'll see you in a bit.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Like we all know what's going on, but do you go and do a live? You'd, you'd expect to for that money.

• 19:26Speaker 03

  You don't, you don't get to do, do one live, but you do get to sit and, and see.

• 19:30Speaker 02

  But do you get to put your cheeks on it?

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well, not, I sat down in it, but I didn't lower my pants. I mean, it's a toilet.

• 19:36Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 19:37Speaker 03

  Well, because you're in a, I'm in A and S.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Don't you want to feel the sprays and stuff? Isn't that the idea?

• 19:45Speaker 03

  I'm on the display floor of A and S and so.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  They should.

• 19:49Speaker 03

  Well, you know, there might be.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  They should have an area where you can do it.

• 19:52Speaker 03

  Like a lovely English tap looking across at me and just getting sprayed. And I'm not sure if that's what she.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  But how do you even know what, if that jet's too sharp for your anus or if you want a lighter spray?

• 20:03Speaker 03

  You know what a seat's like. Otherwise you're just sitting, sitting on something.

• 20:06Speaker 02

  I don't think you need to try out normal toilets because we all know what they feel like, but this is an intimate relationship you're going to have with this toilet.

• 20:13Speaker 03

  Speaking to your jet power, there are numerous settings. You can, you can ramp it up or lower.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I know. I know you'd have a customizable one, but I mean, to be able to make a call on it.

• 20:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. And it, it senses where it can spot, it can spot the spot.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  It does not have date, it does not have date detection technology.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Spot the spot. So it comes out and just.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  It has a camera.

• 20:37Speaker 03

  I don't know how I was doing it, but.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  How does it spot it? How does it spot it? I think you're making this up.

• 20:43Speaker 03

  All I'm saying is.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  If it has a camera.

• 20:46Speaker 03

  It's not a camera. I don't think it's a camera.

• 20:48Speaker 02

  How does it do it? What is it? Its radar? Does it have a little nose?

• 20:53Speaker 03

  He's the best.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  I mean, it doesn't smell great, but ah, this is it. This actually, this stinks.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Here's the best feature. It's got a fan in the bowl. Extraction.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Extract a fan.

• 21:08Speaker 03

  So smells aren't going up and out. They, they leave.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  It's like carbon capture.

• 21:13Speaker 03

  So if you create a good enough seal.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  At the end of the day.

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Back to the grid.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  At the end of the day, you just get a compressed cube of methane that you can burn for fuel. Or eight, if you'd like to be completely net zero.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  But that is good. So if you can get a good enough seal, which most of us do when we sit down, the, the smells we're gonna, are going straight out through the fan, extracting in, back into the toilet and outside. Nothing is hanging around.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  But what about the magical V between the legs? You're not sealing that up.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's, that's your only worry. But if you've got a fan that's extracting, it's pulling, it's pulling that air in, it's less likely to go up through the magical V.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  So you don't have to close your legs and create a perfect seal to get the smell.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  No, no, no.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  Cause then you might get sucked in. Like lips in a Coke bottle.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  You could get trapped in your toilet.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  But Beck has said she, she didn't want these toilets. And I said, you've asked for so many different things, tiles that are expensive that I don't understand that are coming from Portugal and all these weird things. Like, just give me this. It was, it was my non-negotiable, I want one of the fancy toilets. There's an app for it, Ham. There's an app. I did ask.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  So maybe he does have a camera.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  I did ask whether.

• 22:27Speaker 02

  So you can get on the app and see.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Well, I asked.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  You can do your own targeting.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  Well, I asked, does it measure your health? Like, could it, does it sample? Cause I was, and they said, no. And I'll tell, tell the owners. I said, that, that'd be.

• 22:39Speaker 02

  That's a good idea.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  That'd be a good idea. That they can, it can tell you how, how healthy you are off your app. But you can, you can pre-warm your seat on the way in through your app.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  This is the most Andy Lee thing in the world. A pre, way, I'm going, I, I'm not in the window yet, but I sense one coming and I will pre-warm.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  I actually don't mind the sensation of a cold. So I'm not a pre-warm. I'm looking. The, the Walmart to me always feels like someone else has just sat in it. So I don't.

• 23:07Speaker 02

  You'll get used to it. My prediction is you'll come around. Yeah.

• 23:10Speaker 03

  I'll come around. Yeah. Well, anyway, look forward.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Were you about to say you're looking forward to, you're looking forward to doing it?

• 23:14Speaker 03

  The guest toilet?

• 23:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  Could I come around just to use that? Or is that weird to knock on the door and say?

• 23:19Speaker 02

  I'd be happy for you to, Jack.

• 23:20Speaker 03

  But not just once.

• 23:23Speaker 03

  Every time I'm in the area.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  Every time he wants to go to the loo, I don't need to knock on the door. Lot of pressure on that, lot of pressure on that visit, Jack. Because you have to time it again. You have to time it perfectly. We've talked about it before on the show, you know, the idea of a window, like, you know, the window opens where you're like, okay, I do need to have a down movement.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  Your body tells you and then your body goes, all right, he's not going to do it now. So they just, it decides to stop telling you.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  That's the thing. If you, if you reject the offer, that's your body offering, we're ready. And if you reject that offer.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  You cannot resummon that state. That's one of my, the most frustrating parts of your day where you're like, well, now I have time, but I can't summon it back up.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  And your body kind of knows as well when you're out and about. And it, it doesn't open the window while you're like running errands. So I couldn't just drop into Andy's, I don't think, inside a window. So I'd have to come, I think for a couple of hours to get comfortable.

• 24:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fine. Once a year, would we give away on the show, someone gets to come to your house and use the toilet? Jack's in. I've seconded.

• 24:22Speaker 03

  Yeah. Sure.

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:24Speaker 03

  There'll be a contest next year.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  If you didn't agree to it, I was just gonna, I was, I was just gonna.

• 24:28Speaker 03

  Going, no, no, no. Like, it's all right, it's all right, Carl's got an extractor fan on the inside.

• 24:33Speaker 02

  If you didn't agree to it, I was just gonna add it to the prize list for the prices correct and just surprise you on the day. It's a free dump at Andy's house.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  All right, all right. We're out of this.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  Been a while since we've played this, guys, but um, I got an absolute ripper sent in to me. It landed on my side of events on the emails. So we're going to play it again.

• 24:58Speaker 07

  Not really sure what this dirty blob is, but I need it removed. What is the stain?

• 25:10Speaker 02

  I mean, when you do recurring segments, you only do recurring segments because you're enjoying them, right? You know, they, they, they die out. They just usually die of natural causes. Sometimes if it's getting a bit old or drag itself away into the bushes and you never see it again.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Sometimes it can very publicly finish, like special skill.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  But over the course of the segment's life.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  It's fair to look at and go, we've had our ups, we've had our downs.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:38Speaker 02

  The ups outweigh the downs. And so that's why it sticks around. I have never not enjoyed this segment. And I've, and I, and I'm not good at it. And I still don't have fond memories of being like, oh man, I'm the best at this game. Just, I think it boggles my mind that somehow there's still stains out there.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 25:55Speaker 02

  That haven't been addressed yet. Cause they're always different.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  Or I thought there'd be a one, one method fix is all, but it's so specific to the method. This, of course, as I head home from hockey, uh, late on a Monday night, having just won the grand final yesterday, guys.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Congratulations. I'm very good, mate.

• 26:13Speaker 03

  Happy.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Well, you played in the grand final yesterday.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  Well done, man. That's great. You can score any goals?

• 26:19Speaker 03

  Scored one, yeah.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Well done.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Baptica, what a day. You know, you win your granny, you're driving home, favourite stain removal segments on AM radio. It doesn't get much better than that, does it, Jacko?

• 26:31Speaker 03

  And it allows me to turn it into a game show, which they should probably do. Their, their, their, their show is just someone rings up, names the stain, she tells you how to get rid of it.

• 26:40Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  We beep out the person naming the stain. You guys have to guess what the stain is, what they're trying to get it out of, just from the remedy. Let's start. I mean, this is the one that got sent in, which I think is incredible. Um, let's start with the, the caller, with the redacted parts.

• 26:58Speaker 02

  I got a text message here from Aaron. I [BLEEP] in a water pipe. How can I get rid of the black residue? Thanks, Aaron.

• 27:10Speaker 04

  The best way to remove it is to use isopropyl alcohol.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  So he's.

• 27:15Speaker 02

  A water pipe?

• 27:16Speaker 03

  He's doing something.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  Like a bong?

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Well, that's your guess, Jack?

• 27:26Speaker 02

  That's my guess. It's like a shisha, which is a wonderful, um, you know, and you might be interested in that one day if you ever switch modalities. But um, it, I, it sounds like in the, in the, yeah, maybe there, there's like a resin in the, in the, in the bowl.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  I'll guess something like, hearing water pipe and black residue to me is some sort of mould.

• 27:48Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  A mould around a pipe. Here is the first remedy.

• 27:53Speaker 04

  If you take a sate stick and wrap a piece of, of cotton wool around the end of it and bind it with cotton and dip it in isopropyl alcohol, it will remove the muck.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  What she's basically describing is creating a mini torch that like people would use when an angry mob storms a castle with pitchforks and torches. So you take a skewer.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. And wrap cotton wool around the end. And then she had to tie cotton around that and then dip it in alcohol.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  I think that lends itself to my theory that it's small and.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  You're sticking with bong.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Shisha, shisha, water pipe.

• 28:28Speaker 03

  A water pipe on like a coffee machine. Let's have a listen without it redacted. This is the answer.

• 28:34Speaker 07

  I smoke marijuana with tobacco in a water pipe.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Lucky.

• 28:40Speaker 07

  In a bong. Now can I get rid of the black residue? Thanks.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  I cannot believe that.

• 28:49Speaker 02

  I retire. I retire. I would never leave that on this.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  That is amazing.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  I, what I particularly like is the, uh, the, the main host trying to avoid saying the word bong and then just gives up.

• 29:07Speaker 02

  A water-based bubbling system.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  We have one more bit to that bit.

• 29:12Speaker 07

  I smoke marijuana with tobacco in a water pipe.

• 29:18Speaker 07

  In a bong. Now can I get rid of the black residue? Thanks.

• 29:24Speaker 03

  It is a scan for another word and nothing comes to him.

• 29:27Speaker 02

  It's sort of a centralised air and water combustion system. There's some smoke. It's a bong. It is a bong, is what I'm saying.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Never. I don't think we've ever had exactly the right answer.

• 29:41Speaker 02

  Well, so well done, Ham. And we've got time for just one more quick one then. Absolutely. I'll never touch those highs again.

• 29:48Speaker 03

  It's incredible. I, I'm looking back, back, looking forward to watching myself back when you said it, going, don't give away the game. But I cannot believe in my head. Like, I cannot believe his.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you went a bit forceful on me because he made me think like we've got the game wrong. Or that wasn't the time for me to do it. I'm like, no, I've never got the game right. This is, this is what we do.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, well done. Great player. Uh, here is the, uh, the next one. I've got a, uh, a question about [BLEEP] on boats. So getting.

• 30:17Speaker 07

  My boat ready for some fishing and it's got a lot of in the outdoor and what you thought about around how to remove that.

• 30:27Speaker 03

  Oh, you want to go first, Jacko?

• 30:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'm trying to, yeah, so he goes in the outdoor. So it's something that can be both in and outdoors. Good clue. Let's just go like the cushion, the seat cushions that are exposed to weather.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  That's pretty good.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  And do you know what the stain might be or?

• 30:46Speaker 05

  Fish heads.

• 30:47Speaker 03

  Fish head stain.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Silly.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  Silly, yeah.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  I've got, I think, do I go the steel here and go, I think it's probably mould in the outdoor cushions?

• 30:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  That's more likely than fish head stains.

• 31:00Speaker 03

  Yes. Oh, let's see.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  But I also, but there's a chance he got nervous on the radio and instead of saying outboard motor, he said outdoor motor.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  And so maybe it's some kind of like, it's a stain in the outboard.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Okay, let's have a listen.

• 31:15Speaker 04

  Don't use a high pressure hose, no matter what you do.

• 31:18Speaker 07

  Oh, I thought that was what I was gonna do.

• 31:21Speaker 04

  No, it's the worst thing you can do. It actually pushes it, the spore into it so it grows again faster.

• 31:27Speaker 02

  It's mould.

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Spore. Yes. Now, do you know exactly what item?

• 31:33Speaker 02

  Has the mould?

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 31:35Speaker 02

  Is it the awning?

• 31:37Speaker 03

  It's not exactly mould, but you guys are there. It's in, it's in the ballpark. Let's hear the last clue.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  Go to the hardware store and go to the swimming pool section and you'll see all these bottles that say algicide. You need to find any of the algicides that contain copper sulfate.

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Contain it.

• 31:56Speaker 04

  And then all you need to do is put two tablespoons of that into a bucket of water and sweep it over and then do nothing. You don't hose it off, you don't sweep it off, you just leave it there. Couple of days later, it blows away by itself and the residue inhibits regrowth.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, so it's algae.

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Jack, you want to go?

• 32:17Speaker 05

  Yeah, I'll go, I'll guess like a wooden seat.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Yep, and Hame. I mean, it blows away by itself. You're gonna go with algae.

• 32:25Speaker 02

  I mean, is it just algae on the outside of the boat?

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Let's have a listen, Jack.

• 32:29Speaker 07

  I've got a, a question about outdoor carpet on boats. There's got a lot of moss in the outdoor carpet.

• 32:36Speaker 05

  Moss on carpet.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  I think it's close to algae. I mean, Hamish gets the win today. The bong was just obviously the highs, the highs. It was maybe even risky to play another one after it, but.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, although I just genuinely think that for anyone that does have outdoor carpet or like stuff outside, that's a good tip.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, don't you dare.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Do not touch it.

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Do not, you dare with high pressure hose, it's the worst thing you can do.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  To be honest, I, I rate a high pressure hose as a one size fits all solution as much as the next guy, but I wouldn't, it would not have occurred to me to high pressure hose moss from a carpet. That is a man that loves his high pressure hose.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Gentlemen, always get excited when something lands on your side of the fence when you're hearing the emails. Um, that warrants investigation and, and you can tell, you know, you can, this is, something's been brought to me by, by Lauren and she's written in going, look, her husband and I have got a debate raging in their family. They're on, I mean, there's, they're not on opposite sides, they're just, there's a mystery that's, that's popped up in their, in their life. They were driving from Newcastle to Sydney. On the M1, they see a strange vehicle. Okay.

• 33:59Speaker 05

  How strange. Like, is it like one of those recumbent bikes or is it like?

• 34:02Speaker 02

  No, it'll sound, it'll sound normal and then it'll get strange.

• 34:06Speaker 05

  Okay, okay.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  They saw a vehicle you would describe as a petrol tanker. So we all know what a petrol tanker looks like, big semi trailer, kind of, you know, big engine and then like that pressurized tank.

• 34:17Speaker 03

  Huge spherical tank on the back of it. Yes, carrying.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  Large, a sausage of metal.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Um, highly pressurized.

• 34:25Speaker 03

  You assume there's a liquid in it normally on the most part, don't you?

• 34:29Speaker 02

  Yep, yep. I mean, usually it's reserved for, yeah, fuel or chemicals or.

• 34:34Speaker 03

  Milk.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Something.

• 34:35Speaker 05

  I think that's your other exception.

• 34:36Speaker 02

  You can get milk.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  The milk trucks look similar.

• 34:39Speaker 02

  This tanker was a double, it was a road train tanker, a double tanker.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  Okay, so we're talking, there's in there a heck of a lot of something.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  And I haven't even started on the weird bit yet.

• 34:57Speaker 02

  Already a slightly exciting vehicle to see.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  It's a double, it's a double tanker road train.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  Not, not totally unusual on a road trip, but still an exciting spot.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  It's an exciting vehicle. You don't see him around the city.

• 35:09Speaker 03

  No.

• 35:11Speaker 02

  This particular double tanker that has like, you know, a lot of like hoses and things like that hang, like, you know, attachments and things at the back is branded Arnotts. Okay, there's pictures on the side of what I believe to be, because Lauren snapped a photo. I believe it to be a Scotch finger, sort of some photographic evidence of Scotch finger.

• 35:36Speaker 05

  Biscuits I thought would need.

• 35:38Speaker 02

  Could be a teddy bear, could be a teddy bear.

• 35:40Speaker 03

  Again, both. Like, so you think there could be wheat in there or something?

• 35:44Speaker 02

  You don't put wheat in there, mate. You don't, it's got hoses. So this is the debate that's, that's raging in her household between her husband and her. What was it? What is in there? Now, what does Arnotts have that requires, like, what liquid form? I immediately went to, yeah, the cream.

• 36:01Speaker 03

  Maybe, yeah.

• 36:03Speaker 05

  Well, no, not in the Scotch finger, obviously, but they could be, it just could be branded.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, like the Kingston, the Kingston filling. Is there a basic cream that they make?

• 36:12Speaker 03

  Chicken is full of cream. I don't think so. And it can't be like a liquid version of the dough, can it?

• 36:18Speaker 05

  No, no, but it could be a fine grain. I think they, don't they use hoses for fine grains? They suck them in, suck them out?

• 36:26Speaker 02

  I wonder if, what's the red on barbecue shapes and stuff?

• 36:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, just full of the red stuff.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Do you reckon it's full of the seasoning?

• 36:33Speaker 05

  No, I don't think so.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  Imagine that, two tankers worth of seasoning. The other thing is there appears to be no security vehicle around it, which I find remarkable. Because this thing is just cruising along the M1 completely unguarded.

• 36:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  So if it was the Kingston filling, you'd sort of go to yourself, remember, Andy, when we were in Guatemala?

• 36:49Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 36:49Speaker 02

  Um, for gap year back in the day, having a little bit of a problem in Guatemala at the time, because I still could be having it where, um, uh, fuel trucks were getting pinched.

• 36:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  From, by, you know, just rascals.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, held up at.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  Fuel rascals.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  Traffic lights. Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 02

  And so every truck you saw had someone sitting in the shotgun seat with a shotgun.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  With an actual shotgun.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  We're like, oh, they're doing, they're actually doing the seat.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  Shotgun seat.

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, now the tanker might have had one of those. And Arnotts, we can't see it because it's from behind the picture, so there's.

• 37:23Speaker 05

  You would assume, you'd assume there's a fellow with a shotgun in the front, so yeah.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  I just don't know. It's got to be something internal and I feel like it's got to be something where you develop it at one lab and you take it to another lab.

• 37:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  I don't, I'm, I'm, I'm with Lauren and I was like, okay, you've, you've come to the right show. This is exactly the kind of thing we're curious about.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  Well, as you guys may remember, last year, we did, we, we, we made friends with Arnotts.

• 37:47Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:47Speaker 02

  Um, they came on board, I think, just to give us free biscuits for con con.

• 37:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  But we still had some numbers. We've done a little bit of, um, done a little bit of digging here. Carly has got us, the chief supply chain officer. Now, what have we got a picture of here if not one of the links of the supply chain?

• 38:06Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 38:07Speaker 02

  This guy's got to know about it. Tim Morgan from Arnotts.

• 38:10Speaker 05

  Tim, welcome. How are you? How are you guys? Great to, great to come on the show.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Answer some of your questions. Well, first of all, are you, is it classified or can you answer the questions?

• 38:22Speaker 05

  Yeah. Uh, unfortunately it's not classified. I mean, we can make it classified, but it's, it's actually not classified and it's not a secret. Uh, I think it's actually, I've looked at a photo of the truck that you saw.

• 38:35Speaker 03

  Or did you, did you thwart it on him?

• 38:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I mean, Carly, but I'll take the credit.

• 38:39Speaker 03

  But at least, can we just take a moment that Hames actually, normally he would just read that out and go, oh, well, that's one for a mystery.

• 38:46Speaker 05

  Or he would say like, oh, we should get the guy.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  Really, you've tried to do a beginning, middle and end here.

• 38:54Speaker 02

  Which is two parts more than my usual threshold.

• 38:59Speaker 05

  So the end is really riding on Tim here if you can answer it or not, Tim.

• 39:02Speaker 02

  I feel like you could.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  I think you could.

• 39:04Speaker 02

  So, Tim, do you recognise that truck?

• 39:06Speaker 05

  I recognise the truck.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  How many of those does Arnotts have in its fleet, the double tankers?

• 39:12Speaker 05

  Well, you know, we actually don't own the truck. Strangely enough, one of our suppliers, our flour supplier actually, Allied Pinnacle, who we've been a partner for a long time, they own the truck and they, they're moving, moving some of our ingredients around for us.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  So that's just flour, it's flour?

• 39:28Speaker 05

  It's flour. Yeah, it's flour from, uh, from Picton in New South Wales.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:33Speaker 05

  And they, they ship it up to our Virginia bakery in Queensland.

• 39:36Speaker 03

  Do you, do they charge you for the Arnotts branding on the side of it, this big huge billboard that goes around?

• 39:43Speaker 02

  Do you know that they're putting your, I mean, can I put Arnotts on my car? Like, are you allowed to put Arnotts on your car if you don't work for Arnotts?

• 39:51Speaker 05

  This is a collaboration. If you want to collaborate with us, we can, uh, I'm sure we can come up with something fancy for you.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Jack's interested, Jack's eyes are.

• 39:59Speaker 05

  That is a word that I'm fond of.

• 40:00Speaker 02

  How many biscuits are we talking?

• 40:03Speaker 05

  So, could you imagine driving around in a big tin can?

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Jack can, for the right price, Jack can absolutely imagine.

• 40:11Speaker 03

  So just flour. And so what, the hoses and stuff, are they just sucking the flour out to make sure it all comes out?

• 40:18Speaker 05

  Yeah, funny, funny process. Uh, what we do is we pressurise it. So we have a little air compressor, pressurises it and it shoots the flour into our flour silos. Now, this has only got 48 ton in it. Uh, so we use one of these, these, uh, trucks every single day of the week in Queensland.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  And every, every day you make 48 tonnes worth of biscuits out of that?

• 40:39Speaker 05

  Absolutely. And that's just one of the bakeries. We've got multiple bakeries, of course, so.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  A lot of biscuits.

• 40:44Speaker 05

  We use a fair bit.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Last question here. So did the wheat company paint, did they paint the sign on with their own money as a kind of a way to?

• 40:53Speaker 03

  That's nice.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna say suck up, but a kind of a way to say thanks for all the business. Or did you pay for the signage to go on the truck?

• 41:00Speaker 05

  Uh, we did it together. Yeah, no, partnership between the two, the two companies, we did it together.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, but someone would have had to sign, like, you didn't both pay the invoice.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  If I was them, if I was the player coming, I would have done it to go, well, you can't get rid of this now. We painted the bloody truck.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  Who do you think paid the invoice? Do you reckon they did? Because they, they would have had to get the guy to their side.

• 41:20Speaker 05

  Well, it's like a rap, right? But if you look at the, look at the first tank, uh, I'm not sure if you can see that in the photo, but, uh, the first tank's actually all about Allied, the second tank is actually about Arnotts. So, uh, you know, we sort of share, we share the love.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:34Speaker 05

  The double tanker.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, beauty, mate. Uh, Tim, thank you so much.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Withstood our barrage of questions as well. And I hope this has provided a lot of clarity for everyone listening.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Cheers, mate.

• 41:45Speaker 05

  Entertained. Thanks, mate.

• 41:49Speaker 01

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