Pod Insights Hamish & Andy 332 - Golden Day: Spending the People’s Bitcoin About this episode It was Golden Day - Hamish’s chance to unleash his inner spending beast by blowing $75K of the People’s Bitcoin to buy the prize pool for the upcoming game show. To celebrate Andy’s birthday week, you guys ‘Pleasure Andy’, plus Andy puts the boys to the test in a round of ‘Who Did I See?’ after he and Bec spotted a string of celebrities during their recent trip overseas. Meanwhile, Hamish has an update on Jack’s attempt to return his drum kit - with plenty of confusion around the plan!
1. It’s Golden Day
2. Pleasure Andy
3. Who Did I See?
4. The Drums Get Delivered
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0:23 Speaker 02 Ahoy to me brushes.
0:25 Speaker 03 Hamish.
0:26 Speaker 04 Thank you very much. I hope Jack's probably the oil and you might be the blades and we're parts of a beard trimmer.
0:34 Speaker 02 Oh, okay. No, no. Ahoy to me rods, Jack.
0:38 Speaker 03 Okay. I was thinking when you said brushes, maybe drum, we're parts of what you could drum with.
0:45 Speaker 02 You've got it. We have the alternative to sticks when it comes to regular drumsticks. Brushes, rods.
0:51 Speaker 04 Rubber chicken, banana.
0:53 Speaker 02 I was mallets.
0:54 Speaker 03 What's a rod?
0:56 Speaker 02 A rod's the canes, you know, like it's basically brushes. You don't know. Okay. It's basically the brush.
1:00 Speaker 04 Isn't a stick a rod?
1:01 Speaker 02 Well, it's.
1:02 Speaker 04 Type of, from the rod genus.
1:04 Speaker 02 It looks, it looks like four chopsticks tied together.
1:10 Speaker 03 I have seen that.
1:11 Speaker 02 Yeah. And it's a, it's basically a step up from brushes. Brushes are soft.
1:15 Speaker 04 Yep.
1:15 Speaker 02 You hit the rods and then you're to stick.
1:18 Speaker 04 Then you go to sticks.
1:18 Speaker 02 Yes.
1:19 Speaker 04 And then you go to titanium blocks.
1:22 Speaker 02 Wouldn't recommend it.
1:23 Speaker 04 But for the hardest sound.
1:24 Speaker 02 For the safety of your drum skin, wouldn't recommend it.
1:27 Speaker 04 In the hands of a professional, they can be used.
1:30 Speaker 02 Ahoy also to Paul. I went to hamishandandy.com, used the very easy to use system. Tell us what he's been up to.
1:37 Speaker 05 Ahoy H and A and the little boy. This is Paul podcasting in from the Sunshine Coast. Just wondering what's happening with Andy and whether he's going to be getting a divorce before he marries Beck. Just to cast your minds back to 2009 on the tall ship adventure across the Basra to Van Demons Land. Hamish ordered Andy to marry a rap bride, Stacy. Just wondering what's to go here, whether this is still going on, what needs to happen before he marries Beck. Anyway, catch you boys.
2:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, okay.
2:09 Speaker 04 To my knowledge, that hasn't been annulled.
2:12 Speaker 02 There was a, well, just to bring people up to speed, we did do a tall ship adventure from the mainland Australia to Tasmania, an island off Australia. You were the leader admiral on the ship? I don't know what you got.
2:25 Speaker 04 I was an admiral.
2:26 Speaker 02 And you ordered me, because everyone had to follow your orders, to order, to marry a rat.
2:30 Speaker 04 In his natural waters.
2:31 Speaker 02 I would imagine the rat's dead.
2:33 Speaker 03 Yeah, rat, rat.
2:34 Speaker 04 What a pig.
2:35 Speaker 03 Life expectancy, out of life. Three, three to four years maximum.
2:38 Speaker 02 So.
2:39 Speaker 04 Probably died a bit earlier of a broken heart, because you were a terrible husband. You ignored her at the wedding and you ignored her subsequently. And I hear you barely consummated it.
2:47 Speaker 02 I kissed the bride.
2:49 Speaker 04 Barely, can't, I said barely. I think there were issues. I think, I remember you coming out of the room.
2:56 Speaker 02 You don't remember this.
2:58 Speaker 04 And you said, it's not gonna happen. I said, I won't ask questions, but that's a shame.
3:06 Speaker 02 So yeah, three to four years. What happened? Do you have, you don't just do a null. If you, if your partner does die.
3:11 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
3:12 Speaker 03 No, then you're a widow, so then you can remarry, I think, without any paperwork.
3:17 Speaker 02 Is it paperwork involved in the, at the end of that? Do you, you don't annul the marriage or is?
3:21 Speaker 04 I think when you're dealing with the legalities of an interspecial wedding, anyway.
3:26 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's great.
3:27 Speaker 04 Probably the first thing the lawyer would say is, oh, just to put your mind at ease, first of all, there's no international waters between the mainland and Tasmania. And then, second of all, you didn't marry that rat.
3:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:40 Speaker 04 But you did in your heart, and that's, you married him on admiral's orders. And so I think you're off the hook because you are a widower.
3:46 Speaker 02 Nice. Very, very rare that you have that response.
3:51 Speaker 04 Great news.
3:52 Speaker 02 Great news.
3:52 Speaker 04 Your rat wife died, the house would have died many years ago, and we haven't heard from her, launched any counterclaims. Because I would have thought, once you started building that house, the rat would come out and go, uh, uh, uh.
4:04 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, try and take her.
4:09 Speaker 04 Renowned foragers and gold diggers.
4:13 Speaker 02 Rats. Hey, Golden Day happened. Speaking of gold, Golden Day happened this week. This is the moment where we'll give you the, a credit card, I've got a new one. It wasn't titanium and thickened metal, just a regular credit card, which Haye was disappointed at, Jack.
4:30 Speaker 04 It's one of my only conditions.
4:32 Speaker 02 Your chance to spend the best part of a Bitcoin, $75,000 after capital gains tax and...
4:39 Speaker 04 You know, old school version, thank God.
4:41 Speaker 02 And you were granted an hour to try, this is a two parter for us.
4:47 Speaker 04 Just unleash the beast on the internet.
4:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're such an impulse buyer. We were hoping this would flush it out of your system.
4:54 Speaker 04 Maybe aversion therapy.
4:55 Speaker 02 Yeah. How'd that go, by the way?
4:57 Speaker 04 It hasn't cured me.
5:01 Speaker 02 I guess you won't know for a little bit, right? Like, don't you have to?
5:03 Speaker 04 I came out of it going...
5:05 Speaker 02 I could buy again.
5:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, I want to buy again. I've wet my whistle on, no. Okay.
5:11 Speaker 02 It's got me interested. So we found on the first part, the second part was we were gathering...
5:16 Speaker 04 I mean, it was crazy to sit down and go, I mean, 75, you were like, surely this has to get it out of my system. And, you know, as you'll hear, there are moments where you're just like, it's a frenzy. It's a frenzy. Basically, I was just giving myself over to a side of myself that I'm not proud about, but it was given full permission to just roam freely.
5:37 Speaker 02 Wow. I haven't heard it back. I didn't know what was going on in the room, Jack. I was stationed outside the room and every 10 minutes I was allowed just to pop in and just see what he was buying, just to get a sense of it, so it wasn't going too crazy.
5:50 Speaker 04 You could quickly go, you know, purchase, audit now. Cause obviously the purchases we make here, the whole point of this is for later on when we have our game show. This is the prize cabinet. These aren't for me. This is the prize pool that we will be giving to the listeners.
6:03 Speaker 02 Yep.
6:04 Speaker 04 They benefit from my frenzy. And obviously a lot of these prizes will remain under wraps and remain a secret. But just so people could get a glimpse, every 10 minutes or so Andy could just, you know, audit me and just yell, what have you just bought? What are you buying?
6:18 Speaker 02 Were you allowed to have any influence, Andy? Can you say less of that, more of something?
6:22 Speaker 04 No, no control. I had no control over me either. This is the problem. It was like an exorcism where you put the demon in charge.
6:30 Speaker 02 How about, could you remember everything you bought?
6:34 Speaker 04 But that's real life as well. So you'll be surprised on the day as well. Explain this. Packages turn up to the house all the time. I'm like, what is this? And then you have, you're like, oh my god. Yep, it's a, it's a novelty printer that can print on anything, plus four refills. And it doesn't work and I can't return it because it's from a faceless Chinese company. And, but it's like, we've said before, I feel like it's severance and it's like, I walk around as, as an innie. Then I find out what my Audi's been doing when he gets hold of the credit card and sends my innie packages. Well, this is how Golden Day went.
7:23 Speaker 04 You look like you're already in the mode. Sorry, I was lost, lost. It starts with just free scrolling. So you're already, I'm looking at, I followed Boston Dynamics, you know, the robot company? Yep. This robot's not for sale, but already that's got me vibing that there could be a robot. That'd be more than 75 grand, though. 200 million. So here are the rules. Okay. Seventy five thousand dollars. How long do you think it will take you? Half an hour.
7:47 Speaker 04 A new credit card? Thank you. Remember, I'm doing this for the people. Yes. This is such a win-win because I get to experience the thrill of just burning through that much money that fast. But then, however many months down the track this game show comes out, our listeners get to experience the thrill of actually receiving these goods. When you say I'm doing this for the people, that's one thing I'm worried about. You get distracted. If you see something that you might like. And like, I have to be led by me, by my talents, by my skills. So will you buy that for you at the time? People feel like I'm buying it for me, but I know that I represent the will of the people. So when it arrives, it's definitely going in the game show? Oh yeah, 100%. You're not gonna go? Actually, I did want that.
8:31 Speaker 04 I'm sort of like, you know, evangelists, evangelists and stuff, they're like, you know, they sort of put their, you know, and they're like, he works through me. Yes. You know, so the spirit of impulse buying works through me, but for the people. And it will not, will not land in my pockets. And you can cross-reference all the transactions with the prize pool. Yep. Okay, great. And then? Question, if I see something I love, can I buy it with my credit card? Yes. Awesome. I'll come back in every 10 minutes just to do a audit check that you're on the right track and you're getting things that people would want. Well, you don't have to worry about that. That's the main thing I'm worried about. They'll love this stuff. Okay. Good luck.
9:18 Speaker 04 Am I on? Yeah, you're on. Here we go.
9:24 Speaker 04 Oh my God. First ad I've been served. It's a yes from me.
9:30 Speaker 04 Wow. It's normally a thousand dollars and now it's, I'm getting even less than the super early bird price. Done. Sold. Talk to me, algorithm. Yeah, I love these. I love these. Second purchase coming up. Oh my God. I want all of these. Is there a set where I can just buy it all? Add to card. Sold out. That's all right. I'll get the master. Ah, even more expensive. Not sold out. Press ****. I don't even know what that does. Better get it. Must have bought from these guys before. It's got my details. I don't remember. See, that's cheap. We'll go the pro.
10:13 Speaker 04 Oh, okay. That's not cheap. But I think I was just looking at the accessory pack. Free shipping, though.
10:19 Speaker 04 Audit. 10 minute time. How many purchases are we through? You seem like you're confused. No, there was a security limit.
10:27 Speaker 06 Yeah. I've hit it to check your account with your card.
10:32 Speaker 04 They've frozen the card. Oh no. I just started getting alerts. So let me, let me just.
10:39 Speaker 04 I've been going wild. I'll ring the bank. Call the bank and just tell them, hey, Jim, do you want us to spend money or not?
10:50 Speaker 05 Hi Andy.
10:51 Speaker 02 Hey Jim, it's just, I'm here with Hamish. We've just started this buy-a-thon on the card. And then I got asked on the app to try and, yes, approve someone. Are we back?
11:06 Speaker 04 Well, just doing the secure checkout.
11:09 Speaker 02 Jim, am I gonna have to approve every single one that comes through?
11:12 Speaker 05 Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna call him now and just, um...
11:15 Speaker 02 Just tell him.
11:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, take the change off us. Just, just, just let us go.
11:20 Speaker 04 Let me, let me run.
11:22 Speaker 02 Let me run, Jim.
11:22 Speaker 04 Let me shop, Jim. Let me shop, I'm ready, baby.
11:26 Speaker 02 Thank you, buddy.
11:27 Speaker 04 I'm breaking the banks.
11:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, okay, what was it? So this is the part of thing, what is it?
11:33 Speaker 04 What would you do if I told you that the world's first waterproof self-flying camera is now on its way?
11:42 Speaker 02 I'm actually pretty excited about that.
11:43 Speaker 04 Yeah, waterproof drone. And it follows you along on your board. And I bought all the accessories for it.
11:47 Speaker 02 I might wanna...
11:49 Speaker 04 Please enter our game show. That was 1,500 US.
11:53 Speaker 02 Okay, so that's, what's that sitting at, like, two, three?
11:56 Speaker 04 Oh, but don't worry, there's been heaps.
11:58 Speaker 02 How much, how much have you spent so far, do you think?
12:01 Speaker 04 Well, I bought a big-ticket item early.
12:03 Speaker 02 How much?
12:04 Speaker 04 Nine grand US.
12:07 Speaker 04 From close to 20 Aussie, but it's the big, it's a big.
12:09 Speaker 02 Nine grand US is not 20 Aussie.
12:11 Speaker 04 What is it?
12:12 Speaker 02 It's...
12:13 Speaker 04 Oh, like 16, 15.
12:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, 15.
12:16 Speaker 04 Great.
12:16 Speaker 02 So you've got 60 to go.
12:18 Speaker 04 Yep.
12:19 Speaker 02 Okay.
12:23 Speaker 04 Wow, this looks good. 201 dollars off. Yeah, we'll buy that. They're saying to give me discounts now, like a whale, like a high-roller at the casino. They're trying to keep me playing. Just bought the best thing. Well, I'm gonna get one of each color. Jesus Christ, 20,000 dollars. They're expensive, not doing that. How much is it?
12:45 Speaker 06 3,000?
12:46 Speaker 04 Buy it.
12:47 Speaker 06 Okay.
12:48 Speaker 04 Okay, let's just see what happens to the algorithm now. I'm fresh off a 4,000 dollar in Instagram purchase. They'll be like, okay.
12:56 Speaker 06 He's on one.
12:57 Speaker 04 Do they go, let this guy cool down? Or do they go, he's on one, pump it, pump it, pump it?
13:04 Speaker 02 Another 10 minutes, how we going with the card fixed?
13:06 Speaker 04 Yep. What do you want, what I just bought or what I'm about to buy?
13:09 Speaker 02 Uh, what you just bought. Actually, no, what you're about to buy, because maybe I can veto it. What's gone, what's happened, has happened.
13:16 Speaker 04 You can't veto this.
13:19 Speaker 04 The Omni S Pro.
13:22 Speaker 02 What's an Omni S Pro?
13:24 Speaker 04 Otherwise known as the Pong Bot.
13:26 Speaker 02 What does it do?
13:27 Speaker 04 It's a robot, it's for table tennis tables. You clip it on the back of your table and it serves balls to you and you hit it back and it hits the net and it feeds it in and it's a robotic table tennis partner.
13:37 Speaker 02 I quite like that.
13:38 Speaker 04 Yeah, mate, I'm not mucking around in here.
13:39 Speaker 02 I thought it was gonna be a robot going around with Fabreys, like taking out different pongs, which I was less...
13:45 Speaker 04 I was never gonna let you stop me.
13:49 Speaker 02 How much?
13:50 Speaker 04 1,200 bucks.
13:51 Speaker 02 US?
13:52 Speaker 04 No, bargain.
13:54 Speaker 02 No, I wouldn't say bargain. How much has you spent, Carl?
13:59 Speaker 06 We've, look, we've had some technical issues. Some things have been...
14:03 Speaker 02 Well, because I was logged into Shopify, because we're trying to get it sent here, under Carly's name. So that's her email, that's her Shopify access. So then, once she got the access code and was like, "Yeah, yeah, cool, login is me for Shopify", accidentally used her real credit card to buy a coffee machine.
14:24 Speaker 02 So we'll just have to sort...
14:25 Speaker 06 I've got some good news.
14:26 Speaker 02 Transfer that to Carl's.
14:28 Speaker 06 I've got some good news, I'm pretty sure it's declined because I don't have enough money on my card. Because it hasn't come through. The last thing has been a kebab.
14:36 Speaker 04 That wasn't me. That wasn't me.
14:40 Speaker 02 Well, I mean, I might go. I feel like you've got 20 minutes to go.
14:48 Speaker 04 It's time to just blast.
14:49 Speaker 02 Well, I think we know that the bank just blast, just go for it. You confident, Carl?
14:53 Speaker 06 I am.
14:54 Speaker 02 All right, good luck.
14:55 Speaker 04 Um, thanks, mate.
14:56 Speaker 02 On behalf of the people, as far as auditing, I'm very confident that the showcase is of a level and quality that people are gonna go nuts when they get in the studio with the opportunity to potentially participate in winning.
15:09 Speaker 04 I want people to know that I messaged my wife and said, this is, she knows that it's Golden Day and I was like, "Imagine you're in here, what would you be buying?" And she's had some great suggestions.
15:17 Speaker 02 Oh, great.
15:18 Speaker 04 Like just little shackles-off kind of purchases.
15:20 Speaker 02 All demographics covered then?
15:22 Speaker 04 Yep, yep.
15:23 Speaker 02 All right, good luck to you too.
15:25 Speaker 04 Thanks, mate.
15:26 Speaker 02 Call me if you have any problems. The bank will probably call me first.
15:30 Speaker 06 This is really fun as a poor person.
15:33 Speaker 04 Mate, this is wild.
15:34 Speaker 06 This is so much fun. I've never.
15:37 Speaker 04 Just spent with such reckless abandon. What do you want next?
15:39 Speaker 06 I don't know.
15:40 Speaker 04 What do you want around the kitchen, round? Like, do you want a bed? Do you want a?
15:45 Speaker 06 This is actually thrilling. We're at 74,333.
15:50 Speaker 04 Okay, okay. Hands down. Hands down. Well done.
15:54 Speaker 06 And that is sick. I want everything.
15:56 Speaker 04 I know. It's good, isn't it?
15:57 Speaker 06 Yeah.
15:57 Speaker 04 It's so good.
16:00 Speaker 04 Oh, God, what an absolute shopgasm. Oh, that was fun.
16:06 Speaker 06 That's fun.
16:08 Speaker 04 That didn't cure me at all.
16:12 Speaker 02 There you have it, a snapshot of the prize pool for our game show coming up. People have been asking, how do we get to the game show? Hamish kept yelling at me, come on, get a sponsor, because things cost money. We haven't got a sponsor yet, so as soon as we do, that's what the.
16:25 Speaker 04 Andy put the budget to me, which is basically all the Bitcoin.
16:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:28 Speaker 04 So.
16:29 Speaker 02 Well, it costs a lot of money to hire a. To put on a TV show. Yeah, but don't you have like connections in the industry?
16:34 Speaker 04 No, can you imagine to deal or no deal? And they're like, all right, guys, good news is we got a show. Woo, we're so excited to be here. Bad news is nothing in the suitcases. Do you have any idea how hard it is to put on a show? Like, what are we doing here?
16:47 Speaker 02 Well, as soon as sponsor comes in, then we'll announce when the show will happen.
16:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
16:51 Speaker 02 And then.
16:51 Speaker 04 That's, it is actually fine because there's a little bit of lead time. Just listing back, there are a couple of bigger ticket items that could.
16:58 Speaker 02 So we didn't hear any of your favourites in there?
17:00 Speaker 04 No. Well, not the big, big, big boys.
17:06 Speaker 02 Great.
17:11 Speaker 04 Ando, all year round, we are forced to upset you. Um, because there's.
17:16 Speaker 02 No, not really. It's definitely a choice. It's a choice.
17:19 Speaker 04 Such a big, fast and loose community out there that needs to know. You know, are we doing things all right? Is this the kind of thing that upsets you? It blows our mind to know that there's someone like you labelling things, keeping them neat, keeping them organised.
17:32 Speaker 02 Actually, a lot of the submissions are people just like me complaining about their spouse or partner or sibling who is fast and loose.
17:41 Speaker 04 Yeah, so you've got the rules.
17:42 Speaker 02 We have.
17:43 Speaker 04 Keepers and you've got the rule breakers. And the renegades. But once a year, Ando, once a year, as we enter your birthday week, as well as the many other demands that you put upon us to recognise and celebrate the birthday day as it draws closer, is. We do, we change the tide. We, we, for one night only, we, we mix things up and we pleasure Andy. We pleasure Andy in ways by, by people coming forward with tales and stories of ways that they do things and they organise things that should bring you a burst of joy.
18:17 Speaker 02 Yes.
18:18 Speaker 04 Happy birthday, mate. Let's do it.
18:23 Speaker 04 We've come a long, long way together through the fast times and the loose. I've got to celebrate you, Andy. I have to please you like I should. Please, Andy.
18:53 Speaker 02 The effort is pleasing. The timing.
18:58 Speaker 04 We're off to a bad start.
18:59 Speaker 02 The timing of coming in when the chorus hits is not as pleasing.
19:04 Speaker 04 Yeah. I must, Jack, remind me to fix that up.
19:09 Speaker 02 You won't. I will try, but.
19:11 Speaker 04 I feel like every year I.
19:13 Speaker 02 I'm gonna please you. Bend the beat.
19:18 Speaker 02 So early.
19:20 Speaker 04 You should be going, any time now, there's the beat. Okay. Well, he's not pleased by the song, but can we please him off his low bass? Kayla, Kayla, ahoi to you. Thank you. Ahoi.
19:34 Speaker 02 Hey, Kayla.
19:36 Speaker 06 Happy birthday, Andy.
19:37 Speaker 04 He does, he really does. What, what have you got for us, Kayla?
19:42 Speaker 06 Um, so to paint a picture, um, I bought a bike off Marketplace. Um, it was afternoon and I decided to go for a bike ride. Um, one thing that probably will upset Andy, so I do apologise because this is meant to be pleasing you, is my headphones were dead and I thought, well, I need to listen to the Hamish and Andy podcast, as I do when I go on my bike ride.
20:04 Speaker 02 That pleases him.
20:05 Speaker 06 And they were dead, so I ended up just playing it out loud on my phone as I was riding. So I don't know if that's something that pleases you or upsets you.
20:14 Speaker 02 Not bothered.
20:15 Speaker 06 Um.
20:15 Speaker 02 Impartial.
20:16 Speaker 06 Not bothered? Okay.
20:17 Speaker 02 Room temperature.
20:19 Speaker 07 So what we're doing is we're driving, riding our bike, listening to the podcast and it was the upset Andy segment, one of my faves. Um, and then we were riding along, I saw a man and his dog in front of me. Oh no, I need to ding my bell to let him know that I'm coming along. Um, I looked down at my new bike and I don't have a bell. Um, so panic mode sort of sets in, but luckily the segment was finishing up and I think Jack dinged the bell to end the segment. The man heard the bell, moved out of the way and off I rode.
20:51 Speaker 04 Perfect bell time.
20:52 Speaker 02 Very pleasing.
20:54 Speaker 07 Thank you. Honestly, all my issues went, just vanished in that moment. It was such a nice feeling.
21:01 Speaker 04 As we say in the fast and loose world, you really don't need to worry about much. It will work.
21:07 Speaker 07 Exactly.
21:08 Speaker 02 That is true. Thank you, Kayla.
21:10 Speaker 04 Kayla Ash. Ash, ahoy to you.
21:13 Speaker 07 Oh yeah. Ahoy, boys. Happy birthday, Andy.
21:15 Speaker 02 Ah, good on you. Welcome. Um, and, uh, but please me, please.
21:19 Speaker 07 Yeah. So basically after the, um, the holiday season, I had a few boxes of chocolate in the fridge, um, namely the celebrations and the roses chocolate. Um, and we've got a pretty small fridge, uh, so it was taking up a bit of room and they were open as well. So they had that annoying flap on the top and, you know, it was ugly as, anyway, in the fridge, in the, in the door, I had a spare shelf and so I decided to dump the chocolates into there. And then I realized that I wouldn't be able to tell what the roses chocolates were without the box.
21:54 Speaker 02 Of course.
21:55 Speaker 07 So, so I've cut out the legend, the little chocolate legend that comes on the box. And then I've slid it into the back of the shelf and it worked amazing. I loved it so much. It pleased me a lot.
22:08 Speaker 02 Yeah. It pleases me.
22:09 Speaker 04 When, when Andy saw where that was going, I saw him visibly relaxed.
22:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
22:14 Speaker 04 His shoulders dropped. Yes, yes.
22:17 Speaker 07 My, uh,
22:18 Speaker 04 The grid up.
22:18 Speaker 07 My boyfriend walked past and he goes, I'll have to start calling you Andy Lee.
22:26 Speaker 04 Which is the greatest compliment you can give someone.
22:29 Speaker 07 I agree.
22:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, nah, it's everything I need. Almost orgasmic from Andy there.
22:36 Speaker 04 Sabrina, ahoi to you.
22:38 Speaker 07 Ahoi, boys. Happy birthday, Andy.
22:40 Speaker 02 Ahoi to you and gusto to you, Sabrina. Do you have something to please Andy?
22:45 Speaker 07 Yeah, look, I'm generally a more fast and loose person, but I think today I can give Andy some special birthday pleasure.
22:50 Speaker 02 Lovely.
22:51 Speaker 07 Um, so I was cooking dinner and doing my usual thing where I just yell across the room to Siri to set timers.
22:59 Speaker 02 Yes, yep.
22:59 Speaker 07 So I'd put a timer on for 30 minutes and then later I asked Siri to set another timer for 17 minutes or something else. I didn't touch or look at my phone when I was doing this. And then when I finally looked, the timers were perfectly fixed. The seconds were ticking down, the exact same time.
23:18 Speaker 04 But Anna, but the same time.
23:20 Speaker 02 That's awesome. So you're 13 minutes.
23:22 Speaker 04 I'm sending a screenshot. I've seen it. So it's like, yeah, nine minutes and 43 seconds, then both on the same time.
23:28 Speaker 02 I love it.
23:28 Speaker 07 Yeah.
23:28 Speaker 02 So exactly 13 minutes after you set the first timer, you set the second one.
23:32 Speaker 04 Yep.
23:33 Speaker 07 Yep, yep.
23:34 Speaker 02 I love it.
23:34 Speaker 07 Both things, both finished at the exact same time.
23:38 Speaker 04 You would have done any cooking, you would have gone, what do I do here? Do I screen record this? Do I take it on two? I've got eight minutes left to show everyone what's going on.
23:47 Speaker 07 I did. I did screen record it and I sent it to anyone that would be interested.
23:52 Speaker 02 Well.
23:52 Speaker 07 And now I'm sharing it with you guys too.
23:54 Speaker 02 Thank you. We are all interested.
23:56 Speaker 04 What was the first half an hour timer for?
23:59 Speaker 07 I think something was in the oven.
24:01 Speaker 04 Okay.
24:02 Speaker 07 And then it was something else that was on the stove.
24:04 Speaker 02 You would have timed it both things after that.
24:07 Speaker 07 Yeah.
24:08 Speaker 04 I was interested to see this as a fellow fast and looser. Sometimes I will put a timer on, not because I have to do anything in 20 minutes. But it's just to tell me that in 20 minutes' time, things should be getting close. Like, to put an urgent, like a quarter of footy. Like, it's to put an urgency timer on it.
24:25 Speaker 02 What for cooking?
24:26 Speaker 04 When my, yeah, when my timer goes, it's more just to be like, hey, you need to be like.
24:30 Speaker 02 You've got to check something.
24:31 Speaker 04 You need to be moving. Not to check anything, but just like, you, you want to be in a good spot in 20 minutes.
24:36 Speaker 02 I don't understand what this is. So you put a timer on? On to tell you.
24:40 Speaker 04 Just to be like, you should have veggies chubbed and the rice on by, I just kind of pick an arbitrary time. So then it becomes exciting for me that I'm under time pressure. Otherwise I won't do it. I'll just let it blow out.
24:52 Speaker 02 It's just to stop you procrastinating. Yeah, like a pacemaker.
24:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, I do it all the time at home because my watch just has an automatic like 10 minute timer on it. I go, right, timer on before I get in the shower. Not because I'm going to take 10 minutes in the shower, but by when this goes off, you want to be absolutely dry, pants on, socks on, shoes on. You want to be in a good position in 10 minutes.
25:12 Speaker 02 So more like mini contests to yourself every day.
25:14 Speaker 04 Yes, yes. No one else knows I'm in the, no one else knows I'm in the match.
25:19 Speaker 02 Love it. Uh, Kelly, ahoy to you.
25:22 Speaker 00 Ahoy, boys. Happy birthday, Andy.
25:24 Speaker 04 No, no. Come on, you Kel. Um, what have you got to please the birthday boy?
25:27 Speaker 00 All right, this pleases you. It is relating to presents. I have a Christmas spreadsheet and it has a list of everyone I buy for, what I've actually bought them, what I plan to spend, what I actually spend and some ideas. And every year I just add a tab to the spreadsheet. So I can like tell you what I bought for my dad in 2007.
25:49 Speaker 02 I really like this.
25:50 Speaker 04 He loves this.
25:51 Speaker 02 I like this a lot because particularly when you get to Christmas, you're not worried about what you're going to get. You already know months out.
25:58 Speaker 00 Yeah, well, I'm probably shocked for it months out too, but I don't have to repeat presents. Things that you go, oh yeah, I'll buy dad socks or, you know, whatever.
26:08 Speaker 04 I would actually find.
26:09 Speaker 00 Yeah.
26:09 Speaker 04 I would find the previous year's spend helpful because ideally I always am like, is that a, I can't, is that a $50 person?
26:20 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:20 Speaker 04 Or a hundred dollar person?
26:22 Speaker 02 I like to sometimes because. Do it performance based. I'll look at.
26:27 Speaker 04 Like a yearly bonus.
26:28 Speaker 02 I'll go to my dad, you know what? You were great this year. You attended a lot of my over 40s Masters hockey matches and you didn't have to because I'm not a child anymore. I might up his, up his present.
26:38 Speaker 04 You can have a $300 din about you. Mum, I did not see you at as many matches. You can have a hat.
26:46 Speaker 02 Kelly, one question on the, on the spreadsheet.
26:49 Speaker 00 Yes.
26:50 Speaker 02 If there's people like ex-boyfriends, ex-partners, you know, people that leave your life, do they get deleted from the spreadsheet? Are they, are they a constant reminder?
27:00 Speaker 04 True. Or is there like a little symbol where you see where they dropped off?
27:03 Speaker 00 No, I just would delete them from the next year. So you could see them in years.
27:08 Speaker 04 Years pass, but I've been with my husband for 20 years. So he's, he's a constant on the spreadsheet.
27:12 Speaker 04 Long run. It'd be a fun, fun thing for you, not me, I'd hate this, but it sounds like the kind of thing you would like to do. Is to draw out like a worm graph over the years and everyone's a different colour. And you see who's done well, better, worse. And like over the years, who's gone up the most in terms of what you're spending on them.
27:33 Speaker 02 What will, what'll also be interesting is to put.
27:35 Speaker 04 Again, not fun for me. I'm not going to do that, but you could do that.
27:38 Speaker 02 What could be interesting as well is to put in what they spent on you. And then just track who's in front, uh, between you and your hubby.
27:46 Speaker 04 Again, we're throwing around words like fun and interesting here and they're not, what we're saying isn't, doesn't really match up with the meaning of those words.
27:55 Speaker 02 Kelly, thank you for that. Are you pleasured, Ando? I think I am.
27:59 Speaker 04 Oh, great.
28:05 Speaker 02 Boys, as you know, I just got back in the country on Sunday, um, from a quick whip around the world, went to, um, LA, London, then New York. And when I go overseas, if I see any celebrities in the wild, I come back and play a game of who did I see? And you guys have to guess.
28:23 Speaker 04 Believe you'd try this, this now, I think, I think since I kind of won this game with Bruce Springsteen's wife. And yet you continue to keep trying to one up me. And I didn't just see Bruce Springsteen's wife, I met her.
28:40 Speaker 02 Yes, yes. So Beck's aware of the game and she saw.
28:45 Speaker 04 You're still playing.
28:46 Speaker 02 Still playing the game. Yeah.
28:47 Speaker 04 And you might concede.
28:49 Speaker 02 I'm not conceding to Patty Springsteen or whatever her name is.
28:52 Speaker 04 I'm not sure if it's Patty.
28:56 Speaker 02 But Beck goes to me, and whether Carl's and Liza know who this person is, Beck goes, oh my God, this person behind us.
29:03 Speaker 04 What, all right, what, what, what town?
29:05 Speaker 02 Were you playing the game?
29:06 Speaker 04 No, this is one I didn't include.
29:07 Speaker 02 Okay.
29:08 Speaker 04 Because.
29:09 Speaker 02 That's never stopped Amish.
29:13 Speaker 04 She goes, don't, don't make it obvious, don't make it obvious. But look around at that table. And I looked around and there's just a lot of old ladies.
29:21 Speaker 02 Yep. And one had red hair. She goes, it's the redhead. Hmm. I was like, who is it? One from the Golden Girls? Who is it? She goes, it's Grace Coddington. Oh.
29:36 Speaker 04 Good try, Jack.
29:36 Speaker 02 And I said.
29:37 Speaker 04 That's only was gonna work if someone jumped in and said, oh, from Bridgerton or whatever. I meant the next person going, yeah, that's what I meant. That's why I made that noise.
29:44 Speaker 02 I said, who is Grace Coddington? Because you've got to put it in the game, Hamish and Jack. I was like, no way Grace Coddington's in the game. She is.
29:52 Speaker 03 Is it the redhead from Sex and the City?
29:53 Speaker 02 She's a, she was, she was. That's Emily Blunt, isn't it?
29:58 Speaker 04 No, no, that's Cynthia Nixon.
30:00 Speaker 02 Oh, that's, that's who I'm thinking of. Oh, Sex and the City, sorry, I was thinking Devil's Brother. Um, no, she was Anna Wintour's right-hand person putting together Vogue or something like that.
30:10 Speaker 04 In real life.
30:10 Speaker 02 In real life. I'm like, that doesn't count.
30:12 Speaker 04 Oh, we don't know.
30:13 Speaker 02 We don't know. Yeah. So just so you know, they're much better than that. That's Hamish level stuff.
30:17 Speaker 04 Oh, no, I wouldn't bring Grace Coddington. Don't you worry about that. No offence to Miss Coddington, I'm sure, very impressive body of work, but to me, you have to be Miss Springsteen.
30:27 Speaker 02 Okay.
30:28 Speaker 04 To even get a look in this game.
30:29 Speaker 02 Okay, let's jump into it, Jacko.
30:32 Speaker 02 Who did I see?
30:35 Speaker 02 I was seen mingling with a young girl that Beck suspects wasn't mine, but was the daughter of a high-profile actor I'm dating.
30:43 Speaker 04 In this game, you're saying, in first person?
30:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm first person.
30:47 Speaker 04 But you're being the celebrity?
30:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:49 Speaker 04 Yeah, okay.
30:49 Speaker 02 Okay.
30:49 Speaker 04 I was confused. Because I was confused, so I was like, why are you sharing this? So this, you're talking as if you're the celebrity.
30:57 Speaker 02 I'm talking.
30:57 Speaker 03 Do the clue again, because I thought you were you.
30:59 Speaker 02 Sorry, yeah. I was seen by Andy and Beck, minding a young girl that Beck suspects wasn't mine, but was the daughter of a high-profile actor I'm dating and have been for two years.
31:13 Speaker 03 Okay.
31:14 Speaker 04 Sure.
31:15 Speaker 02 Okay.
31:15 Speaker 04 Patti Springfield.
31:18 Speaker 02 Springfield.
31:21 Speaker 04 Never dies, right?
31:23 Speaker 02 My sister.
31:25 Speaker 02 Would also be famous enough to make it in this game.
31:29 Speaker 04 Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal.
31:30 Speaker 02 And she works in the same field as I do.
31:33 Speaker 04 No, Jake Gyllenhaal's a great guest.
31:35 Speaker 02 But I don't think Jake Gyllenhaal is, is dating a high profile actor, male actor, I should say.
31:41 Speaker 04 Okay, um, go for it. I mean, is it an Olsen twin?
31:45 Speaker 02 Not a close, not an Olsen, not an Olsen twin. Starting with G, my first name gets a little repetitive.
31:52 Speaker 04 Gigi Hadid.
31:53 Speaker 02 He's got it.
31:53 Speaker 04 Well done.
31:56 Speaker 02 Yes. Gigi Hadid, uh, who is dating Bradley Cooper. And Beck suspects she was looking after Coops's daughter.
32:07 Speaker 04 Good on her. Good on him.
32:08 Speaker 02 A store.
32:09 Speaker 04 Good on both.
32:10 Speaker 02 Where the cardigans were way too expensive and I sat in the male seat, the man seat where you sit.
32:16 Speaker 04 This was in the shop.
32:17 Speaker 02 It was in a shop and I sat in the man's seat while Beck perused.
32:21 Speaker 04 Yep.
32:22 Speaker 02 And bought nothing. Next person.
32:28 Speaker 04 Couldn't, I couldn't identify Gigi Hadid, but I know the name. I didn't either. Yeah. That could give me a shove. I did do a. I did identify. As is well documented on this show in 2011, when we all lived in New York during gap year from there. Was in an exercise class with, at the time, Victoria's Secret model, Adriana Lima, who, who chose to make a conversation with me. Yeah. And it was a skipping class, boxing and skipping.
32:56 Speaker 04 She said, I think out of pity, she said, you did a great job. I think she went there all the time. And I didn't know who it was. And I was just like, my God. Could have been you and Adriana. It was my first day in New York too. And I was like, well, they did, I mean, women in New York are very attractive. But I'd been to the toilet during the class. I was overheating so badly. I had to go to the toilet and run my head under cold water. And I think. That was a pity. Yeah. Suggest afterwards. She's gone. Cause turns out she was there all the time. Then afterwards, someone else there explained who she was. Yeah. She comes all the time. Yeah. Saw me leave, come back in soaking wet head.
33:31 Speaker 02 Did you go back to the class hoping for another?
33:33 Speaker 04 Three times. She doesn't actually go all the time.
33:36 Speaker 02 Yes. Okay. Back to being first person. I was sitting across from my rather famous fiance.
33:44 Speaker 02 That you'd recognise the face of, no. But then, once you'd explained who he is, you'd go, oh, that guy, that guy. I didn't recognise him. I kind of saw him, but I didn't really know the name. But, um, anyway, I'm heaps more famous than him. He's an actor. I'm not an actor, but I'm heaps more famous than him. If the right song came on, I would have got up and done an iconic hip swivel dance.
34:10 Speaker 04 Miley Cyrus?
34:11 Speaker 02 No.
34:12 Speaker 04 Hip swivel dance?
34:13 Speaker 02 With one foot, with one foot out in the front and the other. No, not Shakira.
34:17 Speaker 04 Who, who's?
34:18 Speaker 02 I-
34:18 Speaker 04 Sounds like the hokey pokey.
34:20 Speaker 02 If I had a choice-
34:21 Speaker 04 Who's a famous line dancer?
34:23 Speaker 02 If I had a choice of brand, I would have ordered an espresso at the end of my meal as my coffee.
34:28 Speaker 04 George Clooney.
34:29 Speaker 02 No, been replaced by, George has been replaced-
34:32 Speaker 04 By this person.
34:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, have you seen the latest campaign?
34:34 Speaker 04 No. No, and that's the power of advertising, isn't it? Good on Nespresso, cause-
34:39 Speaker 02 Oh, they're always linked with him.
34:40 Speaker 04 I still think they've got George forever and he's stopped getting paid, so he's there going, they've got me. But he'd know they got him.
34:47 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then he's in, he's in the latest ad. When at the end of it, she goes, she looks across at him and he's like-
34:54 Speaker 04 I've seen that ad, but I can't remember the name.
34:55 Speaker 02 He's like going, oh my God, I've been replaced.
34:57 Speaker 04 It's not Anne Hathaway.
35:00 Speaker 02 No, well, very similar. Look, um, my name sounds like there's two of me. But I, but I am the one and only.
35:09 Speaker 04 Not Zsa Zsa Gabor.
35:11 Speaker 02 No.
35:12 Speaker 04 So it's like a pluralised name?
35:14 Speaker 02 Is that what you mean?
35:15 Speaker 04 Oh, it's got Ness on it.
35:16 Speaker 02 No. Uh, I'll give you one more. I thought you'd get it by now. Going off my surname, if I had to be in the Olympics, I'd be in the long jump.
35:25 Speaker 04 Um, springsteen. Dua Lipa.
35:28 Speaker 02 Oh.
35:29 Speaker 04 She's done two, she's done two leaps.
35:33 Speaker 02 Long time to hand. Yes. In the next booth, uh, to me, uh, in the next booth at the pub, having a pub meal.
35:41 Speaker 04 At Old Mate's?
35:42 Speaker 02 Not at Old Mate's. This was in London.
35:44 Speaker 04 Slipper a card.
35:44 Speaker 02 With her-
35:45 Speaker 04 Who's the fiance?
35:46 Speaker 02 His name is Callum Turner. They were having a pub meal and they were allowed their dog inside, which I think was special consideration, cause I didn't see any other dogs.
35:56 Speaker 04 You were allowed to.
35:58 Speaker 02 Uh, last-
35:58 Speaker 04 What was the pub?
36:00 Speaker 02 The pub was called The Heart. In H A R T.
36:04 Speaker 04 Seems like it was a high end pub.
36:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think it calls itself a pub, but when you get in there.
36:09 Speaker 04 The duet laper's in there.
36:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:11 Speaker 04 It's not, she wasn't in the T A B as well.
36:16 Speaker 04 It feels like it's a gastro.
36:17 Speaker 02 Final one, I'm unsure whether you'll get this one. I wonder whether Eliza or Carly might have to run in. But Beck said this person is, is right up there.
36:29 Speaker 02 If I'm at a nightclub, I have to pick Casamigos if I was selecting a tequila.
36:35 Speaker 04 Clooney.
36:36 Speaker 02 Not Clooney.
36:37 Speaker 04 Amal?
36:38 Speaker 02 Not Amal. It's the other, other owner. There's two of them.
36:42 Speaker 04 Casamigos.
36:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
36:43 Speaker 03 What's Casamigos? Is that his vodka?
36:45 Speaker 02 It's his, it's, it's Clooney and this other.
36:48 Speaker 04 It's a terrible vodka, but a wonderful tequila.
36:50 Speaker 02 Yeah. I dated Jacob Elordi.
36:53 Speaker 04 Yep.
36:53 Speaker 02 And Austin Butler. Been the last four years. Taking down two of Beck's top lead passes. Beck was keen to meet her in the toilets and perhaps, perhaps discuss.
37:04 Speaker 04 Yes.
37:04 Speaker 02 In more detail, what that might have been like. I am the daughter of a supermodel, but I don't have her signature mole on my face.
37:15 Speaker 04 Jolene Crawford.
37:19 Speaker 02 I'm, yes, Sidney Crawford's daughter.
37:21 Speaker 04 Sonia Crawford.
37:22 Speaker 02 But I have not.
37:23 Speaker 03 Janice.
37:24 Speaker 02 I have not taken my mum's surname.
37:26 Speaker 03 Oh, no, we'll have to make it hard.
37:27 Speaker 02 I've taken my dad's surname.
37:30 Speaker 03 Is he famous as well?
37:31 Speaker 02 No, he's famous playing it with Clooney and marrying Sidney Crawford, but this girl's, I, I didn't think you'd get it. Do you guys know who it is? Nah, I've let everyone down. Kaia Gerber is her name. 10 million followers on Instagram, one of the biggest models in the world.
37:45 Speaker 04 I'm getting in trouble for Bruce Springsteen's wife and you're bringing Gerber to it.
37:54 Speaker 02 The Gerber catastrophe.
38:02 Speaker 02 Hey, I don't know about you this week, but lots of the correspondence at hamishnanny.com.
38:07 Speaker 04 Yep, I know what you're saying.
38:09 Speaker 02 Was with regards to the drums.
38:10 Speaker 04 The people of this show, first of all, let's say something, let's state something from the top. The listeners of this show are exceptional.
38:16 Speaker 02 They're the best.
38:17 Speaker 04 Yeah. A flood of, listen, guys, you've got something you need. Got to go from Melbourne, it's got to go to Sydney.
38:25 Speaker 02 Yep. An electronic drum kit that Jack promised to get back to you, Hamish.
38:29 Speaker 04 Rented to you years ago.
38:32 Speaker 02 And then I lent it to somebody else because I found out.
38:34 Speaker 04 That's an interesting term, rented then lented. So we still have the outstanding issue of the rent payments that you've just.
38:45 Speaker 02 I don't know, I can't, I can't, I think.
38:47 Speaker 04 I know you can't remember it, that's why we've played you back the audio.
38:50 Speaker 02 I don't know, I don't know. Well, let's hear some suggestions, people putting up their hand to drive it back, right? This one came from Tom, happy to deliver the kit to Hamish in Sydney. I want one thing from Jack, I don't need fuel, I don't need money. I want his electric golf buggy that he's not using anymore. Is that a deal you might do, Jack? This one came in from Charlie. I'm prepared to drive the drum set to Sydney. Jack doesn't have to pay me for fuel. I'd like one use of his sauna at an elected time.
39:18 Speaker 04 This is the thing, so many of these proposals carried what I think were fair, not indecent proposals, decent proposals for taking this off Jack's hands, taking this responsibility off his hands. There was one that came in that politely, I thought, asked for your seat at Andy's wedding. Not Bianca's as well, so he was going to go with Bianca. And he's like, I don't want to get in the way of the marriage. I would just like to attend Andy's wedding.
39:46 Speaker 02 Yep.
39:47 Speaker 04 Which I thought was a lovely.
39:48 Speaker 02 I just think that's a bit unfair on Andy, who's invited guests that he knows.
39:51 Speaker 04 That is true.
39:52 Speaker 02 And then there's a stranger sitting next to him.
39:54 Speaker 04 But I think if you were to say to Andy, it's come through that someone, a guest at your wedding, has ungifted their seat, what do you think it is? Is it fair to say that Jack would be in the top three culprits? I think so.
40:09 Speaker 03 Ungifted their seat for personal gain.
40:13 Speaker 04 I would say there's a category where people are asking for something.
40:17 Speaker 03 For Nicky, you hand us one more. I said, the drum kit is still in Melbourne. I'm willing to collect it and drive it to Sydney free of charge. But would Jack do a shout out on his Instagram for my business like he does for other businesses?
40:30 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, a few like that, you know.
40:32 Speaker 03 Well, that's, I mean, we could come to an agreement, I guess, but that's not for free then, is it? He's well, he's free. Free makes it sound like I'll do it for nothing.
40:40 Speaker 04 Well, here's the thing. So there's a lot of people asking you for something and then there are some people just, you know, I noticed there was lots and lots of things that required you to pay a cost.
40:49 Speaker 03 And that's the thing about supply and demand, isn't it? Is there's a lot of people saying, I'll do it for this, but you only need one person to say, I'll just do it anyway.
40:57 Speaker 04 Imagine my surprise, when as I'm flying from Sydney to Melbourne last night to be here for the podcast. I get a message saying, there's a guy called Rowan here.
41:07 Speaker 03 From who?
41:08 Speaker 04 From Falcon, who works, works with Zoe and I, works with Zoe and I, going, there's a guy called Rowan. He's just turned up with the drums. I go, oh, yeah.
41:15 Speaker 03 What a legend, eh?
41:18 Speaker 04 Okay. Sorry, Falcon. I'm on a plane at the moment. He goes, hey, do you want to talk to him? I was, oh, I'm actually in midair. Um, wasn't aware this was happening today. Um.
41:28 Speaker 03 I could have been, I honestly, in hindsight, I could have been better at communicating.
41:32 Speaker 04 Didn't know.
41:33 Speaker 03 Hang on, what? Just step this back. So you've got a guy called Rowan. Is he a listener? Rowan's a listener. He was driving up a truck anyway for his work. He said, I'll be happy to drive it.
41:43 Speaker 04 So then Felke goes.
41:44 Speaker 03 That he messaged me last week and he, he drove it yesterday.
41:49 Speaker 04 So then Felke goes, I was like, great. And then he goes, yeah, set up picture of Rowan behind the drums, thumbs up.
41:54 Speaker 03 He even set them up.
41:55 Speaker 04 Well, he went into your house. Right. So I'm in the midair going, what's going on? I'm like, okay. Well, James obviously hooked this up. I'm like, what a legend. He looks like a great guy. Tell him thanks for me. Sorry. As I said, on the plane, using wifi, can't really do a video call at the moment.
42:11 Speaker 03 No.
42:12 Speaker 04 Anyway, 10 minutes later, Felke goes, by the way, he left these receipts. He said that was the deal that you would pay for his fuel.
42:20 Speaker 03 As in you pay, Hamish.
42:21 Speaker 04 Well, Jack isn't and he, and he's left the receipts with Felke. Two fill-ups.
42:27 Speaker 03 Two. It's a long way.
42:29 Speaker 04 It's Melbourne to Sydney, mate.
42:31 Speaker 03 Is that, is that a double fill-up situation?
42:33 Speaker 04 Well, I can tell you exactly what the fill-ups were and when they were. One was in Williamstown, so this could have been before he goes.
42:43 Speaker 03 That's fair enough.
42:43 Speaker 04 That was late at night, it was almost midnight. A hundred and sixteen litres. He was in a truck. So Zach's gone, yep, no worries, Ham will take care of that. And then the next one, similar, a hundred and ten litres from the Hume. So two tanks of diesel.
43:00 Speaker 03 Oh gosh.
43:00 Speaker 04 In this economy.
43:01 Speaker 03 What are we talking?
43:02 Speaker 04 Five hundred and twenty nine.
43:03 Speaker 03 Really? Is it really? Is it really? So hang on, why did you say, why are you paying? I thought.
43:10 Speaker 04 He left a receipt saying that Jack said Hamish should pay for fuel.
43:14 Speaker 03 Is that true? I honestly thought, I thought, after the last podcast that we talked about a few weeks ago, I thought Ham said, nah, nah, all good, like, off air, I will pay for it. I, I thought that.
43:27 Speaker 04 Seven hundred and fifty kilometers would be covered by you.
43:29 Speaker 03 Then today he's pretending not to remember that. I thought that's what was said.
43:34 Speaker 04 You've said to Rowan, Ham will fix you.
43:37 Speaker 03 No, Hamish, Hamish.
43:38 Speaker 04 You've said to Rowan, Ham will fix you up for fuel at the other end.
43:41 Speaker 03 So.
43:41 Speaker 04 Clearly.
43:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, I've said that to him.
43:46 Speaker 03 But I honestly, I honestly.
43:48 Speaker 04 I transferred five fifty to Rowan, because I was like, good tip. Thanks for setting him up.
43:53 Speaker 03 So do you feel that you're now owed a debt from Jack? Wow, wow.
43:57 Speaker 04 I think, I think, Jack, as we discussed, seven hundred and fifty kilometers of that. Let's be generous and say that's halfway, it's well over half.
44:06 Speaker 03 Yep.
44:07 Speaker 04 I think that's where we land.
44:09 Speaker 03 What do you want me to do?
44:11 Speaker 04 Give me two hundred and seventy five dollars.
44:14 Speaker 03 I swear, I, I'm, I, I swear, I wish we were always recording on these things. Wish we should always be recording. I thought you said, we'll take care of it. I just, you know, I'm glad we're not always.
44:28 Speaker 04 We would have lost that job fifteen years ago. Okay, well, that's where it's at, Jack. I don't want Rowan to be out of pockets. I paid him immediately, which is so rare for my accounting.
44:38 Speaker 03 Also, I like, do you have a business that you'd like to promote that he can do on his website? I'll promote Ham's Hive.
44:44 Speaker 04 Are you giving me twenty five dollars credit?
44:47 Speaker 03 Yes.
44:49 Speaker 04 So non-money.
44:50 Speaker 03 Store credit, yeah.
44:55 Speaker 03 Right.
44:56 Speaker 04 I think there's been a little bit of a, Jack quite flippantly going, mate, keep all your receipts, Hamish is going to fix this up. And I think.
45:04 Speaker 03 I'll be on it. So.
45:05 Speaker 04 I think Rowan has enjoyed this idea as well and gone full tank. I mean.
45:10 Speaker 03 As you would. I mean, we used to do it, but we, when we first started in radio, Jack, we, it was only Hamish's petrol.
45:18 Speaker 04 Yep.
45:18 Speaker 03 I was like, I was like the hang on, but it was Hamish's petrol that was, that was our deal. We did the show for free.
45:24 Speaker 04 But we.
45:24 Speaker 03 But Hamish petrol.
45:25 Speaker 04 They would pay for our petrol to get to the studio.
45:27 Speaker 03 I've never heard of that. That's a deal. Our deal was, hey, we're going to show for free, but we get our petrol for getting there and we would line up our friends. And just on the same boughs, they're just rolling through.
45:38 Speaker 04 400 litres.
45:42 Speaker 04 I suspect Rowan, and fair play to him, has done this because I don't, I don't know a lot about truck economy. Might have had like a, you know, a couple of tonne truck.
45:52 Speaker 03 Yeah. My friend got fired from a pizza shop for doing that because they had the little scooters. And, um, I don't know, it takes like to fill up one of those little scooters, it's like $15. And then like time after time, he had a hundred and $10. It was because he was filling up his truck at the same time.
46:06 Speaker 04 Yeah, right. Yeah. Well.
46:08 Speaker 03 Well, well done.
46:09 Speaker 04 I don't know if it is a 226 litre.
46:12 Speaker 03 Trip?
46:13 Speaker 04 Of diesel.
46:14 Speaker 03 Yeah. I don't think so.
46:15 Speaker 04 I mean, that's what he stung me for. And look, I don't want, I certainly don't want a listener to be out of pocket.
46:19 Speaker 03 Yep.
46:20 Speaker 04 So I've paid a princely ransom to get them back after.
46:24 Speaker 03 Really, it's probably to be fair to him, how flippant I made it sound.
46:29 Speaker 04 Yes, because it's not your money. It's amazing your attitude when it's not your money.
46:34 Speaker 03 And because it was a bit spare at the moment, I wasn't lying about, I thought you said we, that you guys would pay for it. But I chose Ron because he said he'd do it for free. And then as we were packing the drums in his truck together, I was like.
46:45 Speaker 02 He's going anyway, wasn't he?
46:46 Speaker 03 Yeah. And then I put, I thought something overcame me. I was like, oh, and on the other end, just tell him to fix it up.
46:51 Speaker 02 What was he going for?
46:51 Speaker 04 Jack, I'm special. The, the generosity you have when it's not your money is remarkable. Do you know what, mate? So he's come to your house and gone, mate, I'm going for free. I'm happy to do it, which does match.
47:02 Speaker 03 And that's why I chose him.
47:02 Speaker 04 Does match the personality of Rowan. He seems like a legend.
47:05 Speaker 02 Was he going for work?
47:06 Speaker 03 He was going for work. Ironically.
47:08 Speaker 02 Work would have paid for it.
47:09 Speaker 04 Unbelievable. And Jack has literally thrown me under this truck.
47:14 Speaker 04 To the tune of 550.
47:16 Speaker 03 Yeah, and that was in the moment because he said he would do it for free. But then just something overcame me and I was like, ah, you keep your receipts and they'll pay you on the other side.
47:29 Speaker 03 Use your store credit though, whenever you want.
47:30 Speaker 04 Oh, I can't wait.
47:37 Speaker 01 Thanks for listening. The Hamish and Andy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishandandy.com.
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