324 - The Wedding Game Results

Upset Andy makes its return for the year - and you guys deliver! Andy reveals the results of the Wedding Game, along with Bec’s reactions to his questionable pitches during planning. Meanwhile, scientists in the UK have determined the most attractive dance style for men trying to impress women. Naturally, Hamish wants to put it to the test, setting up a dance contest between the boys! 1. Upset Andy 2. Andy’s Wedding Pitches 3. Hame’s Follow Up Wedding Pitch Attempt 4. Dance Contest

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  Sorry, it's still buffering. One.

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  Ahoy to me curved Magnum, Hamish.

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  Not a product. I don't think it's an ice cream I'm familiar with.

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  No, I don't remember the Magnum curved.

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  A curved variety to satisfy all the customers that hate the symmetry. It's the standard plank of the Magnum.

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  Ahoy.

• 0:43Speaker 04

  Well, they were already quite curved.

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  They are. I mean, you can find curves. You can find curves on a Magnum.

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  Ahoy to me round liners.

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  Liners?

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  Liners.

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  L I N E R S.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 0:58Speaker 04

  Are we something in like deep math, like trigonometry world?

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  I'm a round shader.

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  Mate, are we types of pencil?

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  Gosh, you're close, but Hamish should be more familiar with this than Jack.

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  Drumsticks.

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  Actually, no.

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  Not the ice cream to be cleared, the stick used on a drum.

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  But you would probably be more familiar with the drumstick ice cream because I don't prefer it as an ice cream type. Jack, which Jack and Hamish are more, would be more familiar with this, although Jack would have been, have found it very difficult to see the person using all three of these when he got his.

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  Give it to us.

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  What was I having trouble seeing?

• 1:38Speaker 02

  The, the big tattooed birds on your back.

• 1:42Speaker 03

  Oh, they, they are the primary types of tattoos.

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  Needles.

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  Yes. Yes, Jack. They would have had to show it to you first to go, I'm just going to show you this gun so you know that these, Magnum. You know that these birds will be there forever. And I know we keep asking you, but you still want them.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  They didn't do that at the tattoo shop.

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  Because I'm just showing you the needle and you must understand this is forever. Yep. Give me the birds.

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  Wow. All right. Okay.

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  I can't believe with somebody with.

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  What do you think birds on that boy for? He said he wants them.

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  I can't believe with the tattoos that you have on your arm that I'm getting made fun of for the tattoos I have.

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  But you know I'm not, you know I'm not wrong.

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  Ridiculous.

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  You know I'm not wrong, don't you?

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  Ridiculous.

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  Ahoy also to Stephen, who uploaded some audio at hamishdandy.com.

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  G'day Hamish and Andy and g'day Jack, mate, holding the show together as always. Thank you. Steve here from Port Macquarie with a pleasure I reckon will land firmly on Andy's side of the fairway. Every year the boys and I do a golf trip. Usually it's chaos. So this year I went full Andy. I built an app for the trip. Tea times, room allocations, itinerary, no printouts, no where to next group chat panic. The boys reckon it's overkill, but they're quietly pleasured by how easy it makes everything. Hamish would probably call it admin gone mad, but somewhere out there, Andy's checking his hogs in China calendar and feeling a deep sense of peace knowing it exists. And if he ever saw the app himself, I reckon we'd hear not one, but two honks of the horn on the next pleasure Andy segment. Anyway, keep up the good work on the pod. Cheers.

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  I forgot I honked the horn of pleasure.

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  That's right.

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  That is really good, Stephen.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  Yes, nothing better than pleasing all the-

• 3:21Speaker 03

  Pleasuring all the guys on a golf trip.

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  Hey, what are we starting the show with?

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Mate, I hate to take you from the giddy highs of pleasure and hearing about a two honk situation, but we're going to upset you.

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  What a swingin' around about, hey?

• 3:53Speaker 03

  I know, from the highs of a golf- I don't think the golf app, because you would have to develop it, troubleshoot it, whatever, but then the guys on your golf trip would be like, just be texting you going, what's going on? Be like, put it in the app, mate. Yeah, I can't use it.

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  That is probably true.

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  I don't know which drop down to go to. Jordan, ahoi to you.

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  Ahoi, boys.

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  Jordan, do you have something to upset Andy?

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  I do. I've got a 2022- what am I, ute in 2022? It's got the blind spot sensors on the mirrors, little orange light comes on when you change lanes.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  Oh, your ute?

• 4:26Speaker 06

  Yep, yep. In my ute, yep. It beeps pretty obnoxiously at you if you've got a car beside you, try and change lanes, steers you back into your lane a little bit. A couple of months after I bought it, so it was about four years ago now, I got the, I've got a new tow bar put on it and the installer put the sensors back in upside down. So it constantly reads the road as a car in my blind spot.

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  Oh, wow.

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  So the censors, the censors stay on always.

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  So the constantly the censored now thinks the road is a threat.

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  It just flashes, you get flashed and beeped at.

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  The whole time.

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  The, every single drive.

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  Every time I change lanes, it beeps at me. Um, even if I drift out of the centre of my lane, it beeps. I do, you can turn it off, but not once your car's in motion. So once you're on the freeway, which is when you notice it.

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  Yeah.

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  It's too late to turn off. So probably 90% of the trips I make.

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  Jordan, I'm with you, man. To get that fixed.

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  I have not had a chance.

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  Life is busy. Life is so busy. That's what Andy doesn't understand. We are flat out over here and.

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  It's very, very hot, that one. I would hate that and I'd be getting it fixed immediately.

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  He doesn't have time. He doesn't have time. And I get it, man.

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  Get it fixed. Alex, ahoy to you, Alex.

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  Ahoy, Booth.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  Alex, what have you got tops that Andy?

• 5:38Speaker 06

  Uh, yes. So over the summer, driving home from the dog park, I've, uh, felt like the dog needed a drink. So I poured a little bit of water in the cup holder for him.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  And he's having a little drink at every red light.

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  Like a little trough.

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  Um, when we get home, there's a little bit of water left in the cup holder. Who's got the time to run in the house, grab a towel, come all the way back out, dry it out. So just leave the water in there, let nature do its thing.

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  What, what is nature doing?

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  Nature evaporates always.

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  Mosquitoes, the stagnant water.

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  What an absolute, what an absolute panic merchant. Mosquitoes. Nature will, life will find a way. And nature will just turn that into a little cloud that will float harmlessly out the window the next time you're driving along.

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  This is a two parter for me because the idea of the trough.

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  That's awesome.

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  I love.

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  Yes.

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  But then idea of getting the water out, I really didn't like.

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  Leaving the water in there.

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  So.

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  The cup holders, I've got a cup holder between the two front seats. It's a sort of a double, I suppose, like almost an eight, a figure eight.

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  Yep.

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  The amount of like spilled coffee crumbs, there is a crust in mine. You can't get in there and clean it.

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  I think.

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  It's just too tight for a hand.

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  I like the idea. I'd either keep a chamois close by for the wipeout. But I also just like the idea of a takeout, like building a contraption that can kind of.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  No one's asking for this, Andy. He's using what's already there. He's not going to. Extra effort. He's going to less effort than having a cup even.

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  Yeah, I know, but the the dog, getting a spot for the dog to have a glass of water is.

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  Also, take it out and then use it as a dog bowl at home.

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  You want to make a trough, you want to make a dog bowl that fits into the cup holder? No, no, no, no.

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  I reckon there's a market for that.

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  Well, why, says Alex? Because there's already a little trough in the car.

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  Too much admin.

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  Have you had a nightmare?

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  Thanks, Alex. Don't mind it, though. That's not entirely an upset, Andy, because it sparked.

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  It sparked an idea, but I'm with Alex. Like, oh, on the phone to China. No, that's not right. No, man. Yeah, we've already got one. We have dog troughs in the car. Matilda, Matilda, go for it. What have you got to upset Andy?

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  Ahoy, home. Ahoy, little boy with the bird tattoo.

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  Ahoy.

• 7:43Speaker 07

  Okay, so my wardrobe has hanging space that sort of sits quite high up because it's above a set of drawers. So all the clothes hanging on the top rail are pretty tricky to grab at the hanger unless you sort of jump up and grab them.

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  Gotcha. So it's sort of above your, you're reaching up sort of well above head height to get them?

• 7:59Speaker 07

  Yes, yes, yes. It has its own handle. No. Well, it's got its own handle you can pull down, which brings the whole rack down to you, which must be nice.

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  Yeah.

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  It would be great if I had all the time in the world, but obviously we're pretty flat out over here. So the system I run is like a firm grab and pull from the bottom of a jumper or a blazer.

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  Yep.

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  Snap the hanger, delivers the item straight to you.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  What? So you're snapping a hanger every time you need a coat?

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  I'm familiar with this. I snap hangers all the time.

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  Ninety-five percent, ninety-five percent. And you can tell when it's going to snap, but you just have to send it anyway.

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  And do you leave the snapped hang, because my wardrobe is full of snapped hangers?

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  Yep.

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  And I just put them, I put them back on. I've got a half, I've got a few half hangers in mine.

• 8:41Speaker 02

  How, why, why? From the same thing, trying to grab something off a hanger?

• 8:44Speaker 03

  I just don't have time to, what, how do you do it? Do you just patiently take it out? I just, I'm just.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  That's where my snap hangers come from. I go, I go two tugs. If it's not coming off in two, you're getting snapped.

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  Do you know what, do you know?

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  Zoe's nodding.

• 8:58Speaker 03

  Do you know what I hate? Zoe bought these hangers.

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  Hangers or wooden hangers?

• 9:03Speaker 03

  I love, I want plastic hangers, but Zoe bought these hangers that it kind of have a felt covering.

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  They've got the same thing.

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  And I'm like, why do we have these hangers? They go along to the t-shirt. They don't know when it's time to quit.

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  Yeah, exactly.

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  I snap those left, right and centre. All my, every one of my shirts are like stretched necks, like any jumper that's on one is just stretched because I'm ripping it off as hard as I can. I've even got in my cupboard, this will upset you. When you have little kids, like baby age, they have little satin hangers that aren't very big, they're for baby clothes. And I think it's like, I don't know, fancy dress, like a dress a baby might wear to like a fortieth or something.

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  Yeah. Oh, like a, like a nice dress.

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  Yeah, like a nice dress. I thought you was like. I don't know why they're satin. I think it's like.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember those. Yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  So it's definitely one of my daughter's old coat hangers. I've got it in my room, but the, the, the stick on it is for a baby and it can't hold on to, or it can just hold on to.

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  I totally hate.

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  A shirt. And I do have the baby hanger there that I use in emergencies, but it's satin. So it really does slip off quite a lot. So I just have one shoulder kind of of a jumper on a baby hanger. And if I had time, I would replace all the hangers. We'd all love to have fresh hangers, but no one's got the time.

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  I've never, ever.

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  You've got a little pile of broken parts and they just sort of tangle and come out when you pull a clothes out sometimes. It's like a nice little Easter egg at the end of the day.

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  Mate.

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  Yeah.

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  Yep. I hear you so much on this.

• 10:22Speaker 02

  Never snap the hanger.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  Coat hangers are the bane of my life. Like so much frustration in my life comes from coat hangers because also my cupboards are a hundred and ten percent full.

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  Well, yeah.

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Nothing can, nothing can get out.

• 10:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true. It's so jammed in there that you're pulling, it's holding onto it at the hanger level and then the other shirts are squishing stuff in.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Honestly, my, so many, I have so many piles of clothes like waiting to be put away. Not because I'm lazy. I mean, there's a little bit of that, but.

• 10:46Speaker 02

  There's no space.

• 10:47Speaker 03

  I just don't have the strength to get them in the wardrobe. Like I don't have the strength to be like.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  But are you hanging T-shirts?

• 10:54Speaker 03

  Not hanging, like a shirt.

• 10:55Speaker 02

  A shirt.

• 10:56Speaker 03

  Like Apollo, maybe. Um, not, not often, but maybe.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Beck, Beck asked, Beck said to me as with the new house, he's like, I think we should hang all your T-shirts.

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  Yep. Well, you've got space.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  Why?

• 11:08Speaker 03

  They've got space.

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  I mean, mate.

• 11:09Speaker 03

  Why? Why would you hang a T-shirt?

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Because you have a seventeen car garage, so you can just get some racks.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Tim, final upset, Andy.

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  Oh, ahoi fellas, how are you?

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Ahoi mate, mate. Ahoi to you.

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  So, uh, at Christmas time, my missus bought a bag of prunes from Woolies or Coles or something.

• 11:27Speaker 03

  Yep.

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  And we're just sitting there watching the cricket and I look over.

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  And she's peeling the prawns, heads, tails, entrails, all that sort of stuff, and just throws them back in the bag with the freshies.

• 11:40Speaker 03

  I mean, I get it. She's only got one bag. You're not gonna chuck them on the, because it's better than throwing them on the floor.

• 11:45Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh. And so what then has to like sift through that to find the new fresh one?

• 11:50Speaker 03

  Not a big deal.

• 11:51Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's not that bad, you know, it's shell on shell.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  It's shell on shell. I mean, think, you know.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  Rinse them once they come out before she does her thing?

• 11:59Speaker 07

  Nah, nah, I haven't got time for that. Nah, nah.

• 12:02Speaker 03

  What do you mean? If you, if you're accurate with the poo pipe, you need to rinse that.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Hey, Tim, any thought of you going across to help?

• 12:09Speaker 03

  Mate, it's like the pistachio. Do you, I'll often have a, anytime I encounter eating pistachio nuts, who's got time for two bowls? Shell bowl, fresh bowl.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Oh, but then you're putting confusion back into the bowl.

• 12:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can figure it out, mate. It's pretty easy to tell which ones are fully, which ones are shell.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  The time that you spend trying to find.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  Save, save, you just keep moving, keep moving. No one's got time to get back to the cupboard.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Tim, that upsets me, but thank you very much for joining us, bud.

• 12:34Speaker 07

  No worries, challenge.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  All right, the results of the wedding game.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Last week on the show, challenge was put to both of you to have a three point idea, a two point idea and a one point idea. These are ideas that I was going to present to Beck as if they were my ideas.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  And if they were added to the wedding, you guys would win a point. I want to clarify something about the rules.

• 13:01Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  As we go through the results. Obviously, if it's a yes from Beck, that's maximum points. I think a maybe has to be half point.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a good idea.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Because we didn't discuss that, so maybe.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  That's true. And some of them were bold ideas.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Tough to get a straight yes, I reckon, on a few of them.

• 13:18Speaker 03

  And you've got, I mean, you've got months and months and months ahead of you. It's not like the wedding's next week.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 13:23Speaker 03

  You're not gonna have a straight, yep, great, that's in. Well, we just have, lock this in. We should have organised this earlier.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  So you are more likely to get, let's, let's just sit on that for a bit.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  So, and then, so maybe the half points and obviously a no is no points. Let's start with the one pointers. Hame.

• 13:42Speaker 03

  Good luck, Jack.

• 13:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, you too.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  You suggested we use a T-shirt gun, the ones that you use at the basketball, to fire a bouquet.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  Yes, and if needs be, you could have a specially printed T-shirt, like, you know, Beck and Andy's wedding, as you load in there to build up the air pressure and you jam the bouquet in that. And that's how you get proper propulsion, for those that are thinking of how it would work.

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  I've got to say, it's been a busy week of trying to just splatter these ideas.

• 14:13Speaker 04

  I was going to ask if you tried to do them all in one go. Yeah, good idea, smart.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  And finally, I think we should have mushrooms at the wedding, because I just hate heaps. That's why I'm going with all these great ideas.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  So I tried to pick different times. This one, in bed, 11:23pm, both quiet, winding down. And I tried to wind in George and Fred, my nephews, who love the basketball, but the NBA's not on. And so this could be a chance for them to see T-shirt guns.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Right.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  This is how it went.

• 14:49Speaker 04

  George and Fred were pretty excited about seeing T-shirt guns at the NBA. But I'm not sure if the NBA is going to be on.

• 15:00Speaker 04

  But I thought, would it be, are you going to throw your bouquet?

• 15:05Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, probably.

• 15:07Speaker 04

  Would you do a T-shirt gun?

• 15:10Speaker 00

  No, I'd throw it normally.

• 15:13Speaker 04

  Fair enough.

• 15:15Speaker 00

  The kids won't even be there.

• 15:19Speaker 04

  It's another good point.

• 15:22Speaker 03

  Mate, that is a terrible idea.

• 15:25Speaker 02

  I knew I'd be obliged for this.

• 15:27Speaker 03

  How was that a good sell? You were surrendering almost immediately, and your cover story of doing it for the nephews, you didn't think that through at all.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  You didn't think that through. But once she said no, there was no, it doesn't matter what he does. After that, there was no coming back from where she was out there. Then I knew the criticism would be on my delivery for this.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  It was weak.

• 15:46Speaker 02

  I'm picking.

• 15:47Speaker 03

  It was a weak pitch.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  You'd be petrified of your wife.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  Remember when Mr. Burns throws out the first pitch on the Simpsons and it just like dribbles out of his hands?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  The John Howard Bowl. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say it wasn't my weakest.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  But yeah, it's an important date.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  The absolute opposite of a T-shirt cannon. That was one P S I.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  It didn't even sound like Beck was there for half of it. I thought you were speaking into the mirror.

• 16:17Speaker 02

  Okay. Hey, Jack, your idea for the one point. Yep. Was a Guess Whom gift, which was basically Guess Who, but with all the guests on it as a gift for everybody attending the wedding. I like it.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  I attempted this Sunday Arvo while we're doing the laundry. So if there's a bit of laundry sound effects in the background, bear with us. I was thinking it could be fun for a possible gift for like a wedding party gift, the whole congregation. If we, you know how just like a nod to Guess Whom, which I had for the, for the tennis.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  We could do a Guess Whom with like all of the guests.

• 16:59Speaker 00

  Are you getting, are you getting any people?

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Pick out best, like most interesting 30 or something.

• 17:05Speaker 00

  That's rude.

• 17:06Speaker 02

  A bit rude.

• 17:08Speaker 00

  It's people being excited to see their, their faces.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  What if we did multiple sets?

• 17:14Speaker 00

  You could do that.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Could be something.

• 17:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, maybe.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  It's a maybe.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  It was the world's weakest maybe. Now, now that was the world's, there is no way that that, that maybe was just someone going.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  I need to get out of this conversation. It was a smokescreen, maybe. There's no way back, seriously considering.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  No, actually with multiple sets and that's a great idea. Wish I thought of it.

• 17:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  That, that I, I still wouldn't be surprised if you go with that at the wedding. It's a good idea.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  I would. No one wants to carry around a board game all night. Like, not everyone at the wedding knows everyone at the wedding.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  No, so then group them with like-minded people.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Oh, how fun to have a massive logistical task before the wedding of going, "Hey guys, just before the wedding, please, of the, these 80 people, put a little tick next to who you know. I'm trying to get a complicated Venn diagram going on of who knows who at the wedding, can't say why."

• 18:13Speaker 02

  If anybody can run that spreadsheet, it's Andy. I'd half a point to Jack. I'm definitely not doing it, but half a point to Jack.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  The two pointers. This is one where I tried to fold it back in together. Got home straight after the pod. This is midweek, 7:30pm. Started with Hames, to remind people, you were suggesting that Jack be a flower boy?

• 18:34Speaker 03

  Yes, because he felt left out.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Yes. So, um, here's my pitch for Hames' two pointer. Podcast was fun today.

• 18:40Speaker 00

  Was it?

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. There was something that came up that I thought was could be funny. Cause it came up that Hame had a role at the wedding and Jack doesn't.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  Would you be open to Jack being a flower boy?

• 19:02Speaker 00

  It's our wedding. I'm not, I'm not a podcast sketch.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 19:10Speaker 02

  She thought about it though, but boy did.

• 19:13Speaker 03

  That was the longest silence ever. I mean, there was a part of me hoping that, that she was going to start slowly applauding and going, "Yes, yes, yes." But I guess, I guess as the silence stretched into its ninth minute, I would be thinking, I think this is the silence of a woman.

• 19:32Speaker 02

  This doesn't warrant a response.

• 19:35Speaker 03

  That her fiance is taking this act of public love seriously and is looking for more shits and giggles.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  And. How is the

• 19:42Speaker 03

  And your retreat was as fast as I've ever heard.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know. You're gonna hear a bit more of that. You're gonna hear a bit more of a petrified man suggesting something, waiting for a response and then really trying to move on. Thing is, I really

• 19:58Speaker 03

  I, I mean, we're not, that we want to rush through this, but I have low hopes now of scoring. I have low, low hopes of posting anything on the scoreboard.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Um, I did though, take the opportunity to double down in the conversation and keep going with Jack's two pointer, which was him playing guitar. So unfortunately for Jackie, he is off a pretty sour bass.

• 20:21Speaker 04

  Yes, but this is less like a sketch because I would play real romantic guitar for you, walking down the aisle.

• 20:27Speaker 02

  Okay, so, um, let's have a listen.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  What about Jack? Because like the joke was he doesn't have a role. What about like just him playing some acoustic guitar or something as we go?

• 20:45Speaker 00

  Not really, but we can initially find something to play.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Not the guitar.

• 20:53Speaker 00

  Don't really want Jeff.

• 20:56Speaker 00

  Sing. And just make it, then about the podcast.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  There's that tire screech again as Andy peels out of the conversation.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  And what you heard was Beck exiting the room. That, those steps was like, just, I'm out of here. And that's

• 21:15Speaker 03

  She, I mean, she raises a stunning point.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  It's not about the podcast. I mean, this, it is actually, little does she know, oh, it's all about the podcast at the moment because I'm playing a game with you. That you don't know about because you don't listen to the podcast. I think the tough thing, I mean, yeah, Jack, you were never going to score points.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  Um, and I'm glad Beck held her ground too, because I think we were all going. This is not what she wants.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  And, but I think, I think when you started, Andy, by going, I'll look, the joke was like, Jack doesn't have a role. So how can we fix that? I think.

• 21:48Speaker 04

  You've powered it back to a.

• 21:49Speaker 03

  For Beck, in her mind, she's rightly going, this isn't about fixing the joke.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  It's not my responsibility as the bride to fix the joke.

• 22:02Speaker 04

  To Beck's credit, she did say. During that conversation, I'm sure we can find something for it, which I.

• 22:08Speaker 03

  That's great negotiating. What she means is, hey, Jack can go and play guitar in the park.

• 22:15Speaker 04

  And if we get it.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  He's not.

• 22:16Speaker 04

  The wind's going in the right direction. We may hear it.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  He's not doing any, I think what Beck is trying to say there is, he's not a flower boy. He's not the guitarist. He's not doing anything that would make the video.

• 22:26Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  If he wants to be in the car park, helping people park, we can, sure, we can find him a job, but not anywhere near my bridal walk.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  Fair enough there.

• 22:37Speaker 03

  Uh, we'll go with Jack first this time around. Um, this is the three pointers. These were meant to be the hardest ones to get across the line. Uh, Jack, you suggested, uh, that we sing our vows.

• 22:47Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Just to give context, I just got back from walking the dog and I found Beck in her wardrobe. And so I tried to give an air that I had this great idea while walking the dog.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Good luck.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  I have a fond thought of the walk. Would we, cause we love our music so much, would we sing a little portion of our vows?

• 23:10Speaker 00

  Maybe.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Maybe?

• 23:16Speaker 00

  I don't know. It's like a pretty sacred thing.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  I don't know. It starts getting a bit cheesy. I'll have a think about it.

• 23:28Speaker 04

  It's a maybe.

• 23:28Speaker 03

  It's not a maybe. No, no, I don't think that's a maybe.

• 23:32Speaker 04

  I'll have a think about it. It's a maybe.

• 23:34Speaker 03

  She sounded like she choked.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  I think we have to listen to her body language over her words. I think you're just hearing someone that, I think Beck's actually probably questioning this whole thing.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're probably right.

• 23:49Speaker 03

  Like Beck's tone here is of a woman dealing with large internal shock going, I think she's going, these are such bad ideas. Do I really want to marry this man? Have I made a giant mistake? I think that's kind of what we're hearing.

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Do I even want to do the vows at all?

• 24:06Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, if a third umpire comes out, the word maybe was uttered from Beck and we'll talk about it later. It has to count as a maybe. It takes Jack two points. So I mean, I have to get this now. I have to get a three pointer to.

• 24:19Speaker 02

  A three pointer from Hame will get you the win though.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Remind me what it was. Hame's idea.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  We make a specially, we make a specialty box for the rings, which is a golf ball, perfect shape. And you know, clamped shut, seals up. And when we're looking for the rings, Horgs, who is a groomsman and a very, very good golfer, reliable set of hands under pressure. He's, you know, five meters away off the, off the altar or whatever.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 24:51Speaker 03

  And he chips the ball and it's ideally Andy, you catch it, but me and Cam, you know, your brother will also be there as sort of slips filters. One of us should get it and it to Andy. And that's just a bit of fun, bit of a fun way to deliver the rings to the altar.

• 25:05Speaker 02

  This is the one I was hoping we could get across the line. And not only for you to have a ginormous victory coming back from two points down, but just think that would be great on the day.

• 25:18Speaker 02

  Setting the scene, I'm so hungover. That's why my voice is a bit lower. I've just got back from a golf trip. And that's why I thought I.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Okay, this isn't getting up.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  I'd pitch to Beck that I had this great idea while on the golf trip.

• 25:32Speaker 03

  Okay. I really, when we're playing golf, we're thinking it'd be fun to kind of include.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  A bit of golf in the, at the wedding somehow, just a little nod to it.

• 25:41Speaker 07

  What do you mean?

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Like, would it be fun if, like, for the rings to come out or something? Like, Hogs could chip, chip up the ball?

• 25:52Speaker 07

  No.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  No?

• 25:55Speaker 07

  No.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  Don't you, just add a bit of-

• 25:58Speaker 07

  Are you serious?

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, just add a bit of, you know, like that.

• 26:01Speaker 07

  That is so lame. Cheesy.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 26:05Speaker 07

  Hogs chips, what?

• 26:07Speaker 02

  I know, like, I know, like, little contraption that has the rings.

• 26:10Speaker 07

  In our ceremony.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. It takes thirty, like, thirty seconds.

• 26:16Speaker 07

  Nah. He makes it.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just thought it'd be fun, funny. Don't you want to add a bit of spice to it or not?

• 26:25Speaker 07

  Um. Not really. Not, not.

• 26:34Speaker 07

  I am shook. That is so cheesy.

• 26:36Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, okay, okay.

• 26:38Speaker 07

  And what, everyone's like,

• 26:42Speaker 07

  to Hogs chipping, no one cares, what?

• 26:44Speaker 02

  I think the guys would love it.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  Some do.

• 26:47Speaker 07

  Nah.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  No miraculous win, mate. Jack, a two nil win.

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Okay, well, I lo-, I mean, you, the thing is, Anna, you didn't explain the custom-made box. You didn't understand.

• 27:03Speaker 02

  That was the problem.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  You just said he just chips up a golf ball. I think that confused her. I think if you said we get a custom-made, very good quality-

• 27:10Speaker 02

  Well, should we, should we organise to do it and film it so she can see it?

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 27:16Speaker 02

  Do we get the box made?

• 27:17Speaker 03

  But you know what I mean, Jack? In all fairness, he didn't really explain that the rings are in a custom made.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  You could tell as soon as you started speaking and you know that you hung over and just come back from a golf trip and you, and you led with, the boys and I thought it would be funny.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  You knew that it was-

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Beck's not doing a wedding for maximum lols from the boys, okay? This, this thing's probably going on in vogue. Okay, so it's not, like, if this was, if this was for F H N, sure.

• 27:47Speaker 03

  That's why you had to sell it in as a classy idea.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  He just kept saying, oh, this will spice it up. Don't you want a bit of spice? I'm like, no, I want a lemon and herb wedding. No spice.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  If you film it and make it as classy as possible, I would love to see that. We'll organise it. We'll organise it so we can. It'd be fun to see if we can actually even pull it off.

• 28:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  We, I know we can, and I know it could be done really respectfully. We could all bow and everything. Classy.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Okay, we've just, Hamish has, just to jump back in here, Hamish has continued the argument that I didn't pitch his ideas well enough for, to Beck for the wedding, and you feel that you-

• 28:31Speaker 03

  By your own admission, for that last one, you said you were hungover. And so it came in going, hey, the fellas thought this would be funny. You didn't even mention the custom made box, which I think is the biggest sell there for Beck.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  So I said, well, you put your money where your mouth is. And Hamish said, I could. I reckon I could convince Beck of this. So we're going to call her now.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  I think this will serve two, two purposes here. I feel like it might be a weight off your shoulders, Andy, to be able to reveal to Beck that some of these ideas haven't in fact been-

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Great.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  The man of her dreams deciding that this wedding is more of like a carnival than a, than an act of love.

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  And then, but also I think once the dust settles on that.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  I do think I could get the golf ball ring holder sold.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  Here's the number, Jack.

• 29:23Speaker 07

  Hello?

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Hey, sweets. It's, uh, you're, you're on the pod. Hamish is here as well and Jack.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  Hey, Beck.

• 29:28Speaker 07

  Hi. I've got a mouthful of food.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  That's okay. That's okay.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  That is okay.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  Um, we've been doing something on the pod and, and we probably needed to explain something to you. Have you felt that I've been very engaged in ideas for the wedding over the last week or so?

• 29:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, comparable ideas.

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, they weren't my ideas, so I'm not offended by that.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Hamish and Jack were given, gave me a list of ideas to run by you and it was a competition. If any of them made it through, they would win.

• 29:59Speaker 03

  To be fair.

• 30:00Speaker 07

  So asking Jack to be a flower girl was.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Boy.

• 30:06Speaker 07

  A flower boy, sorry.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  That was, I believe.

• 30:09Speaker 07

  That was a joke.

• 30:10Speaker 02

  That was a two pointer. That was a two pointer.

• 30:12Speaker 03

  That was a two pointer that I didn't get because like if you'd have said yes, that would have been two points. If you'd have said maybe I would have won one point for that. You didn't, that's a two pointer that I wasn't able to get.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  You did say though, during that conversation, we'll find some role for him. Did you expect me to circle back about that or you to circle back about what the role might be for Jack?

• 30:34Speaker 07

  No, we'll find a role for Jack.

• 30:37Speaker 02

  What kind of thing?

• 30:38Speaker 03

  Lobster roll?

• 30:42Speaker 03

  You can sit out the back and have whatever you want. Look Beck, I detected, and again, correct me if I'm wrong here, but you weren't loving, not so much the content of the ideas, but more the thought that your beloved husband to be was not viewing the tone of the wedding, the way that perhaps you are viewing the tone of the wedding.

• 31:07Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think I said this is in the content piece for the podcast and alas, here we are.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Yes, alas, here we are. But the good news is, um, a lot of those were expertly, um, sidestepped by you. The board game idea.

• 31:22Speaker 07

  Did you record me responding to his?

• 31:26Speaker 03

  Beck, I'm sure you're joking. I'm sure you're joking about asking that question because I'm sure had he done that, he would have got permission to play the recordings as is required under law.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 31:40Speaker 03

  Sidebar that.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, I did, Beck. How does that feel about that?

• 31:47Speaker 07

  Have you already played it?

• 31:48Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Little bit. Look, you came across great back, to be honest. I think, um, you know, not that-

• 31:57Speaker 07

  I don't know if I did.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely did. Um, you came across as a woman that did not envisage this for her wedding, didn't want board games or T-shirt cannons at her wedding.

• 32:07Speaker 04

  And it was noted that I-

• 32:08Speaker 07

  Oh my gosh, the T-shirt cannon. I was like, what are you even talking about?

• 32:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I think to be fair with the T-shirt cannon idea, that does have merit because I think by the time it gets to the bouquet toss, that's a real fun moment of the wedding, isn't it? And I think to just have a T-shirt cannon and gun it high up in the air, memorable for sure.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 32:29Speaker 07

  Yeah, you tried to put that on the kids. Who else? Um, what else did you, I've completely, the Guess Who?

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:36Speaker 07

  With everyone? And I was just like, no, we have like too many people to fit on a Guess Who board.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  But you didn't say, you didn't say no to that though. You said maybe.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  You said maybe. She's saying no now, which I think should strip you from-

• 32:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think he asked you last night at 10.30 as I was ready for bed. I was like, I'm not having this conversation right now.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  Yep, great. So that is a no. So it's points a strip from Jack. I thought one of the funner ideas that Andy had, um, well, I mean, I guess let me preface it by this. I really got the tone from you back. I already detected that you want this wedding to be a celebration of who you are as a couple and what you stand for. And that's really what a wedding is about is standing in front of your friends and family and saying, please witness what we have created together as a couple. We love each other and we love not just the obvious parts of each other, but we love the differences and the character in each other. And that's, that's really what it's about, isn't it?

• 33:29Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. And that's why I thought that it was kind of interesting when Andy had that idea about the golf ball, which he probably didn't explain that well because he was a bit hungover. But I think what he was trying to say in that is golf has been a very special part of his life. And of course, nowhere near as special as you. You're the most special part of his life, but as he takes that step, the last moments of him being single into then being a married man.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  He, I think, wanted to have a small touch of the thing that's been there for him for so much of his single years, golf, and simply have a very, very high-end, custom-made, beautiful golf ball-shaped container, simply chipped from one of his best friends, Michael Horgan, also has been there for the whole journey of his life, chipped respectfully, gracefully into his hands that we own. We then open up the box and we see the rings and that's a really beautiful moment.

• 34:28Speaker 07

  Nah, not happening.

• 34:32Speaker 07

  Absolutely not. I forgot about that one. That was the dumbest idea ever.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  No, because maybe the line's breaking up because you're not hearing about how high-end the box is.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  And respectfully.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  What if it's a Swarovski golf ball that opens up?

• 34:49Speaker 07

  No.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Okay, so it's not, nothing to do with the packaging. Hame was adamant that it's the package. I didn't explain the packaging well enough.

• 34:56Speaker 03

  That it was a custom-made box in the, just merely in the shape of a golf ball.

• 35:01Speaker 07

  No.

• 35:02Speaker 02

  All right. We'll film it. We'll send it to you just for a bottle.

• 35:04Speaker 07

  No, you don't need to. I've already made it a known.

• 35:07Speaker 03

  Okay, bye darling. Thank you very much. I'm retreating again. Yeah, I felt it in me too. I was like, yep, yep, yep. No, let's film it. I think, I think we can get this one through.

• 35:26Speaker 03

  Gentlemen, came across something. I had had a tiny bit of downtime. So I was.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Over the government mandated break or just in every week?

• 35:35Speaker 03

  It actually was over the mandated break and I just remembered it again today. And I thought, you know what? What have we spent today fighting the government? Eighteen hours, nineteen hours? How about a little bit of Hame time? So I hopped on the couch and I opened up the app Instagram.

• 35:50Speaker 02

  Oh, yes. I've seen it, but then heard of it.

• 35:54Speaker 03

  And I thought, I've got two minutes to spend. Just even if I don't learn anything, why don't I just enjoy some scrolling? Actually, funnily enough, because I do delete Instagram from, sometimes I just go, that's it, I'm deleting it for a week. Cause I tried putting it on the back page, but your brain just.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  You know, you know where to find it. Yeah.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  So I delete it quite often and I'll spend like a week off and then be like, okay, I'm going back on. Every time you go to download it, in the, in the app store. It has 1.9 million ratings. So it's rated five stars or very, very, very close to five stars. It might be a few pixels off. 1.9 million ratings. Who is still rating it?

• 36:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, we've got a vibe of it already.

• 36:32Speaker 03

  And even if you loved it or hated it, whoever's going to the app store isn't like, I have heard of it. I'll see what the reviews are saying. Before I do this, I mean, I read the reviews. I have something going. I thought this was wonderful. So many things from around the world I didn't know about. Some funny videos. And then I'll be going, did not, no, didn't do it for me. Unfortunately, you need to try a little bit better. Anyway, on Instagram, I come across this thing that's like from one of these, and it's like a kind of a science page. It was like scientists in the UK have, like, I guess mathematically or scientifically analyzed what is the most attractive dancing style to, for men to do for women to attract a woman.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 37:18Speaker 03

  And I guess, you know, they had thousands of women looking at it going, I like it when he does that. I don't like when he does that. So it's sort of kind of like amalgamated them all. And there's this like 3D rendering of a figure doing the dancing.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  Right. So have you seen? So you know the dance?

• 37:31Speaker 03

  I know the dance. No, no. Hear me out. Here's my idea. I propose a three-way dancing experiment. But I acknowledge that I have the superpower of knowing this dance, right? I'll be the control. I meant to, but I haven't yet. I'll be the control where I'm going to look at the dance. I'm going to try and do that dance. Now, I propose we go from here.

• 37:57Speaker 04

  Hang on. So what's the competition? Are we all trying to do the same dance? Or are we trying to do the most sexy dance?

• 38:02Speaker 03

  Most, you two have to do what you think is the most attractive dance for the opposite sex.

• 38:06Speaker 04

  At the same time that you're doing what?

• 38:08Speaker 03

  We don't get to see each other's dance. We'll be alone in the room. We go next door to the studio I've set up.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:14Speaker 03

  30 seconds of you doing what you think is the most attractive dance for the opposite sex. And guys, don't be embarrassed. This is nature, bird of paradise. Many animals have a mating dance. In fact, that is what it's all about. So.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  How often has Bianca seen you dance? Oh, in the last, it would be a. I reckon about 10 years since I've danced with Bianca. Yeah, there you go. So. Zoe's never. Are you finding that you're getting less active with her? It's like you've not been as sexy as you possibly could be around the. It's just back when I was dancing and there was even fewer far between. It's not like Bianca ever said, like, that's turning me on.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  No, no, I've never got the impression from Zoe that like. Zoe and I have never been intimate and me go, I bet it was that dance I was doing earlier.

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Would it be fair to say though, that back when you were dancing, you were more active with Bianca? Yeah, probably, actually, probably.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  Might mean it's time.

• 39:08Speaker 04

  As time goes by, there's more chores to do around the house, there's things to do. It could be the dance though.

• 39:14Speaker 03

  It could be the dance. Well, Andy, you know, you're about to be married, but childless. So what should be peak active years?

• 39:23Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  And.

• 39:25Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 39:25Speaker 03

  Are you dancing much in front of Beck?

• 39:27Speaker 04

  I haven't, I haven't, but obviously there will be our first dance at the wedding and I think if.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  If all going well, I'll show you this dance before the wedding and we can teach you. I mean, you should be able to seal the deal on your wedding night without the dance.

• 39:43Speaker 03

  If there's ever a night.

• 39:44Speaker 04

  But I don't want either of you doing the dance in front of Beck on my wedding night.

• 39:48Speaker 03

  Because if I learn this dance too well.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  And lure her away from me. Can you imagine the absolute, I mean, on multiple fronts, that would be a disaster. Yes, but I'd have to forgive you. It's the dance.

• 39:57Speaker 03

  Or Zoe.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  We'd, we'd talk about it, remember Andy's wedding? You accidentally seduced the bride. Because of your bad dance that was more powerful than the decision making part of any woman's brain.

• 40:10Speaker 04

  Yes, and it would make the first show back awkward as well, having that in the air.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  I'm always going to pledge not to do it.

• 40:16Speaker 04

  Can you pledge me not to do the dance?

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Not at your wedding, I won't do it at your wedding, but we will do it today.

• 40:21Speaker 04

  Great.

• 40:21Speaker 03

  We will do it today. We go next door, 30 seconds dancing. Here's the second part of it.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  Hang on, just with the 30 seconds dancing.

• 40:28Speaker 03

  That's all I need.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  I know, but like, do we get a little bit of like rhythm into it? Or is like, so like, when does our?

• 40:35Speaker 03

  Do it as you want.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  All I'm saying is if we, if the music starts and we're immediately gonna do the move, don't you reckon that's?

• 40:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's hard, especially.

• 40:41Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, go relax. It's like, so when you, when you, I don't know if you've ever done like a medical test, you have to give a urine sample.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  You take it midstream. So we'll let, well, we'll do a midstream dance example. So you dance for 30 seconds. I will take the middle 20 seconds. You've got five in, five out.

• 41:00Speaker 02

  That feels good.

• 41:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, cause anytime I'm, it's someone who doesn't have a dance like lined up in the back of my hand and I don't think you do, Andy. You use part of the night to sort of like feel some things out.

• 41:11Speaker 03

  Five seconds, you've got five seconds to get into it.

• 41:13Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  I, our mate Vaughn, who lives in New York.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 41:17Speaker 03

  I was sort of thinking, how, how can we get, we need some women to judge this objectively. They can't know who we are. I thought, well, let's talk to Vaughn. He's gonna organise five of his female friends to view the videos and they'll simply know us as numbers one, two and three.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, great.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  And we'll vote on that. They don't know that it's us. They don't know it's for a podcast. It's just simply an experiment.

• 41:39Speaker 02

  Now.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  Now, yep, go.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Well, are we covering our faces?

• 41:42Speaker 03

  That's the last bit. I have got paper bags to put on our heads.

• 41:48Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  Because it's not an, it can't, you can't use.

• 41:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, you can't use a wink or something.

• 41:53Speaker 03

  Jack, you won't need a bag, but.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  I actually, I've worn shorts today and I don't think that's as good as.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Do you know what? I forgot we were doing this and I've got shorts on too.

• 42:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, would you both like to borrow my jeans for the day?

• 42:09Speaker 04

  Are you going to? Well, in that case, to be a fully controlled environment, I'll borrow the jeans as well.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  So we're all in the same jeans.

• 42:15Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm in shorts. And you take your Disney Resort shirt from 1983.

• 42:22Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 42:23Speaker 03

  You're in nice jeans and a white t-shirt. But we all wear your clothes.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  I think we should all wear my clothes. So again, the, the ladies aren't distracted by your fashion.

• 42:30Speaker 03

  All with a bag on our head.

• 42:32Speaker 02

  I'll stand in the corner of my undies. But don't, I won't watch you guys with a bag on my.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Just go outside, go outside the studio.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna go and sit outside in my undies.

• 42:41Speaker 03

  We're not taking your undies. You're just in your undies.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  I know, but it's just like going to the pool.

• 42:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, but not at the pool.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  For 15 years on radio, we did Pants on Friday. We've sat now under pants.

• 42:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, it's very different when you.

• 42:52Speaker 02

  What's so magical about your nipples?

• 42:55Speaker 03

  I guess.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  It's science.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  I'll go for a walk.

• 43:00Speaker 03

  Right, so that's what's gonna happen, midstream sample. Same song, Marshy's just got something queued up for us.

• 43:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, what song?

• 43:08Speaker 03

  You can have, you can listen, I can't, I don't know. I think you can just listen to the dance, you can listen to the music if you want.

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Can you give us the song now?

• 43:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  It's on here, is it?

• 43:17Speaker 03

  Great, yeah, just to give us, just to get us in the mood.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  Oh, wow, okay.

• 43:22Speaker 03

  Don't do that, mate. I haven't.

• 43:26Speaker 03

  That's not to be judged.

• 43:28Speaker 02

  That was low voltage.

• 43:30Speaker 03

  Well, you didn't even move, so you've got a problem, mate. If you're immune to that beat, at least, at least the music is moving me. That's a great sign for me.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Exactly, exactly. You, that was your first five.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  You were fine to get.

• 43:43Speaker 03

  Can I just ask a good question? With the footage.

• 43:45Speaker 02

  That seemed, that seemed like I didn't expect it to be that pumping.

• 43:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I mean, it's a classic dance song.

• 43:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:53Speaker 03

  If we're all wearing the same clothes and we have bags on our heads, how will we know who we are?

• 43:57Speaker 02

  I think.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  Oh, watches, we've all got different watches. That's how we'll be able to identify ourselves.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Yep, okay.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  Because God, I would hate there to be a mix-up.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  So we need.

• 44:06Speaker 03

  Number two gets number one votes.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  So Vaughan's in New York.

• 44:08Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  We'll send it all to him and then next week we'll.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Yep, we'll find out who the women picked, number one, two, three. And I'd like to give you a feedback from them too.

• 44:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:17Speaker 03

  Just what they liked about the moves, they didn't like about the moves.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, great, okay.