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The Snack: Jimothy, Usher, LeBron, and No Influencers Allowed

Girls Gotta Eat

Hosted by Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

56m
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In this episode of Girls Gotta Eat, Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine break down pop culture and viral news stories with their signature banter. The hosts discuss Jimothy the circle-shaped raccoon from Seattle, LeBron James signing a surprise two-year contract with the 76ers for eight million dollars, and the viral video of a stiff fan at an Usher concert in Nashville. They also debate whether an antique store on Nantucket posting a 'no influencers' sign is fair business practice or an attack on women, and cover various celebrity headlines including Mitch McConnell's absence and Andrew Tate's arrest outfit.

  • Check out Jimothy the raccoon's interactive feature on Google by clicking the green circle handprint icon. 7:23
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  • Use code GGE at fashionpass.com to get your first month of clothing rentals for $55. 3:43
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Chapters

  1. 0:00
    Intro & Host Banter

    Hosts Rayna and Ashley open the episode with playful teasing and a brief mention of a Stassi show invitation.

  2. 3:58
    Partner Spotlights & Promotions

    The episode wraps up with promotional segments for Fashion Pass, Parallel, Smile Set, and Ladder, highlighting key offers and product benefits.

  3. 10:02
    Animal Report: Simon Sitz's Legacy

    The hosts honor deceased dog Simon Sitz, recounting his owner Isabel Klee’s tribute and the impact on the pet‑loss community.

  4. 13:21
    LeBron James Signs with 76ers

    Rayna and Ashley break down LeBron’s new contract, his motivations, and the excitement of a potential championship run in Philly.

  5. 23:41
    Usher Concert Viral Moment

    The duo review the controversial Usher stage incident, the performer’s reaction, and the ensuing social media backlash.

  6. 35:04
    Influencer Culture Debate

    Hosts debate a Nantucket antique shop’s “no influencers” sign, discussing influencer ethics, feminism, and small‑business impact.

  7. 43:18
    Product Promo: Bloom Hydration Sticks

    Hosts introduce Bloom hydration sticks, highlighting electrolytes, protein, and collagen benefits, and offer a discount code for listeners.

  8. 44:55
    Pre‑Alcohol Probiotic Zbiotics

    The hosts promote Zbiotics, a genetically engineered probiotic drink designed to reduce hangovers, and provide a discount code.

  9. 46:07
    Mitch McConnell Controversy

    Discussion of the latest proof‑of‑life photo of Senator McConnell, his alleged inactivity, and criticism from the hosts.

  10. 47:47
    Amanda & West Publicity Drama

    Hosts react to the social media antics of Amanda Batula and Wes Wilson, calling for genuine apologies and expressing frustration with their behavior.

  11. 50:04
    White House Correspondents' Dinner Disappointment

    Hosts critique Donald Trump's jokes at the dinner, particularly his remarks about Caitlyn Jenner, and discuss the overall tone of the event.

  12. 52:18
    Andrew Tate Arrest and Public Image

    The hosts comment on Andrew Tate's arrest, his arrest attire, and the broader implications for his public persona.

Highlights

  • 4:34

    Jimothy the Viral Raccooninsight

    The hosts discuss Jimothy, a circle-shaped raccoon with short spine syndrome from Seattle, who sparked widespread brand and political attention.

  • 13:21

    LeBron James Signs with Phillydata

    LeBron James shocks the basketball world by signing a two-year, eight-million-dollar deal with the Philadelphia 76ers to play alongside Joel Embiid.

  • 23:36

    Usher Concert Stage Reactionstory

    A fan goes viral for looking completely stiff and unimpressed while being brought up on stage during an Usher concert in Nashville.

  • 34:52

    No Influencers Sign Debatedebate

    The hosts debate a Nantucket antique store's 'no influencers' sign, concluding that businesses have a right to manage customer experience without it being a feminist issue.

  • 52:18

    Andrew Tate's Arrest Outfitinsight

    The hosts mock the outfit Andrew Tate wore when he was arrested, describing it as a skin-tight sparkly purple shirt with silver capris.

Quotes

  • “Jimothy, his looks are the thing. I gasped.”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 5:20
  • “We are officially married. I guess we were, but I did not have the official marriage certificate in hand.”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 2:21
  • “LeBron is going to the 76ers. We woke up to a text on our group chat when we were on a town this weekend of our friend Sophie being like, Ashley, did you see LeBron's going to Philly?”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 13:54
  • “The party is tonight and it will have already happened. So we can share that it's gonna be at the corner store.”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 0:52
  • “I love raccoons so much, Raina. You know, I've talked about this and like.”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 8:10
  • “He made a trans joke.”
    Ashley Hesseltine · 50:28
  • “He is wearing a skin‑tight, button‑down, sparkly purple shirt with silver capris and slippers and gold necklaces.”
    Rayna Greenberg · 52:39
  • Fashion Pass 3:39–3:49
  • Parallel 3:43–3:58
  • Zbiotics 3:49–3:58
  • Bloom 3:57–4:12
  • Smileset 3:58–4:21
  • Ladder 4:06–4:25
  • Smile Set 19:05–20:54
  • Fashion Pass 20:54–22:02
  • Ladder 22:02–23:36
  • Parallel 42:04–43:31
  • Bloom 43:47–44:55
  • Zbiotics 45:06–46:06

About this episode

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: JIMOTHY and Short Spine Summer The passing of @SimonSits LeBron going to the Philadelphia 76ers Lapdance gone wrong at Usher’s concert Allegedly it’s “No Mascara Summer” Nantucket vs. Influencers Headlines: West and Amanda update, new Mitch McConnell proof of life, Andrew Tate’s arrest outfit, Tr*mp vs. Kaitlan Collins, Taylor Swift wedding coverage confusion Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: FashionPass: Get your first month for just $55 at https://fashionpass.com with code GGE. Perelel: If you’re pregnant, trying or postpartum get 20% off your first order at https://perelelhealth.com/gge. ZBiotics: Get 15% off at https://zbiotics.com/gge with code GGE. Bloom: Get 20% off at https://bloomnu.com with code GGE. SmileSet: Get $500 off your aligner treatment at https://smileset.com/gge. Ladder: Get a free 7-day trial with no credit card and $10 off your first month if you join at https://ladder.fit/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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Topics

  • Jimothy
  • Seattle
  • West Village
  • Dairy Boy
  • Nantucket
  • Corner Store
  • Dear Media
  • Punch the Monkey
  • Pet Loss, Grief Relief and Showing Love
  • Washington

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