Giggling about fancy restaurants, raccoons, and cyber security

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• 0:00Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:45Paige DeSorbo?

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• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like so many people have my location.

• 1:00Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 1:03Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, oh, you got home, you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 1:08Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. Even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 1:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 1:25Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 1:33Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 1:38Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social, like I love everyone, but like.

• 1:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 1:42Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising and you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing, it's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 2:03Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 2:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly women deserve.

• 2:08Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 2:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a T-shirt for real.

• 2:13Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 2:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 2:25Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 2:26Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need to be on in the car.

• 2:28Hannah Berner?

  Getting around shouldn't require so much mental energy. And if this sounds like your ideal way to get around too, download the Waymo app and use code GIGLY to get 20% off your next two rides. You can check out the full terms in the app.

• 2:41Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 2:42Hannah Berner?

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• 3:28Hannah Berner?

  Start your search with cars.com. Where to next?

• 3:33Speaker 02

  Sup, gigglers? Gary, fix the wifi. Manifest that shit. We can't be managed.

• 3:43Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:47Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my grateful gigglers. It is the month of gratitude.

• 3:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep, timely.

• 3:52Hannah Berner?

  Timely.

• 3:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Being in the present.

• 3:53Hannah Berner?

  Being in the present.

• 3:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Thinking stuff. Thinking about stuff and just...

• 4:00Hannah Berner?

  There's been some drama.

• 4:04Hannah Berner?

  I had a good run. I had a really good run with my fashion choices. People started to say that I was a visionary.

• 4:12Paige DeSorbo?

  You're not afraid to be yourself.

• 4:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm afraid to be myself.

• 4:14Paige DeSorbo?

  She takes a risk.

• 4:15Hannah Berner?

  She, a good risk take, like she takes risks, but we love her for that.

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Whatever. She's not like everyone else. She like does her own thing. I saw a lot of that.

• 4:23Hannah Berner?

  And I wore a dress at the Teen Vogue party. No, I'm just kidding. It was L Women in Hollywood party. And I posted it.

• 4:32Paige DeSorbo?

  I think Teen Vogue went out. No, I think Seventeen went out. Anyway, one of them.

• 4:36Hannah Berner?

  One of them.

• 4:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Print is dead, except for how to giggle. What you can get for any.

• 4:42Hannah Berner?

  What can I have a story about? You guys, we have so many stories today. But um, yeah, I wore this dress and the gigglers were, the nation was divided.

• 4:52Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you wouldn't even say.

• 4:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I was actually gonna say, I think it was unanimous.

• 4:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's my question. Here's my question.

• 5:02Hannah Berner?

  You didn't comment, did you? That's how you know it's bad.

• 5:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my gosh. Ah, looking through, no page comments.

• 5:11Hannah Berner?

  But you know what Paige is doing? She's scrolling.

• 5:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm collecting my thoughts. I'm saving it for the pod. Here was where I was taken aback. The bow in your hair.

• 5:24Hannah Berner?

  That was a last minute decision. Wait, do you think that was the one? Cause I actually loved it.

• 5:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Sealed your fate.

• 5:30Hannah Berner?

  I thought it, I thought it was cunty. It's this small designer who's like the shit.

• 5:34Paige DeSorbo?

  That's another thing that people don't talk about enough. You're always taking small brands, small designers, trying to put them on a pedestal, trying to uplift women.

• 5:43Hannah Berner?

  Supporting female run businesses and you guys are tearing them down.

• 5:47Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, have you seen the Zara window today?

• 5:51Hannah Berner?

  Mila Sullivan, might be Mila. And I loved it because it had, people were calling it a tampon, but it had this like red, which is very Hollywood to me and like the lace and yeah, the lace kind of looked nude on top. Without the bow, I think it really was good. Last second.

• 6:11Paige DeSorbo?

  It was brought up, do we throw the bow? And you know when you're just walking out the door and you're like,

• 6:14Hannah Berner?

  Throw a hat on!

• 6:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:17Hannah Berner?

  It's a little glitter.

• 6:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:18Hannah Berner?

  That's how it happened.

• 6:19Paige DeSorbo?

  You're the opposite of Coco Chanel. You're like, before you leave the house, add at least three things.

• 6:25Hannah Berner?

  Literally is what happened.

• 6:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:26Hannah Berner?

  Everything was done and then we put it on. Um, I thought you would appreciate me trying to do a little girly bow.

• 6:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:34Hannah Berner?

  But bows, I guess, aren't.

• 6:35Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's funny is like, I'm always like, bring back Joan Rivers. Like, nobody, everyone's afraid to say something. And then when it's us, I'm like, oh, that was mean. Like, I'm like, oh, yeah. And they hit me right, right there.

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  That's why you didn't comment on my photo, because you didn't want to kick a dead, a dead horse.

• 6:55Paige DeSorbo?

  There's one thing the internet loves and it's, um,

• 6:58Hannah Berner?

  Piling on.

• 6:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Group mentality. And so if I did a comment that was less than favorable.

• 7:04Hannah Berner?

  You would have lit a fire that we could have never unfired.

• 7:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. Yeah, I could have never put that out.

• 7:09Hannah Berner?

  But your silence was.

• 7:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Loud.

• 7:12Hannah Berner?

  It's loud. I was at one point where I was like, did I miss her? Did I miss it? And then I was like, oh, she's mad mad. I was like, she is livid.

• 7:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I just, I, I, well, there's a lot of things about it that weren't me. So you're already starting me at a negative. Okay, you know I hate lace.

• 7:35Hannah Berner?

  You do?

• 7:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I hate lace. You know I hate lace. You know I hate like multiple colors in one thing. So like, you already put me at a bad.

• 7:43Hannah Berner?

  Why would you do that?

• 7:46Hannah Berner?

  But you know what?

• 7:46Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what? I'm sorry, but you wanted to be happy.

• 7:49Hannah Berner?

  I crave, like, I, I, it was too calm for too long.

• 7:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You love, no, here's the other thing that I think that people insult me and give you a compliment that I, I do actually think is true. I love a trend. I love being influenced. I love seeing a girl and being like, oh, I can recreate that outfit. That was such a good idea. You have amazing personal style. You only go by what you like and what you think looks good and what you think is cool. So, and I think that's a great thing.

• 8:18Hannah Berner?

  I also have a unique body type. It's very pair and it's hard to pull off a lot of trends. Like, I can't wear a blazer dress. You love a blazer dress?

• 8:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a blazer dress.

• 8:27Hannah Berner?

  My labia is just flapping around. Like, my butt doesn't fit.

• 8:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like anything I get, I'm like, what if if we made it mini, it'd be better.

• 8:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like I can't, everything I'm like, I need it to be longer because of my booty. But um, I digress. How are you?

• 8:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm good. How are you? I actually have a funny story. Okay. I actually have a couple of funny stories, I think. Um, my first story is.

• 8:52Hannah Berner?

  Well, you tell me a story.

• 8:53Paige DeSorbo?

  So the other day I get a email. Yeah, I think an email or a text.

• 8:57Hannah Berner?

  I'm so sorry.

• 8:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, on a Wednesday at two P M. I'm not paying. How dare you? I get an email or or text, whatever, from Gmail, like, hey, your email was logged on on from another phone, from another computer, like whatever. And I, if there's one thing I take seriously, it's cybersecurity. Very. Ubers and cybersecurity, top of my list.

• 9:24Hannah Berner?

  That's so funny, because I'm like, that's none of my business.

• 9:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I've screenshotted, sent into chat G P T, like, is this a real email? Is this a real website? Like, I'm very weary.

• 9:34Hannah Berner?

  No, you remember when, like, Dior emailed me for a collaboration and I forwarded it to my agent? They were like, yeah, the Dior doesn't.

• 9:44Hannah Berner?

  I go, it happened. It happened. They're like, no, it's D E O R. They don't want you.

• 9:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so I get that email. And so immediately, I'm like, oh, my God, this is like, and I don't know how to check, like, oh, is that my phone? Whatever. I'm just like, changing my password. So I go on and change my password, like, whatever.

• 10:00Hannah Berner?

  How many passwords can one person have?

• 10:03Paige DeSorbo?

  I mean, I write it down in my phone. So if someone took the phone, it's like I'm. I'm combusting, yeah. So then a couple of days goes by and my mom comes into town and whatever, and she says to me, um, I can't see your emails anymore. And I'm like, my emails? And I'm thinking she's like, getting the word wrong. I'm like, what do you? You mean, like, my texts aren't going through? Like, she and she's like, getting her hair and makeup done. She goes, no, your emails, I can't see your emails anymore. I go, how were you looking at my emails? And she goes, you gave me your old iPad, you never signed out of your emails, and the other day, I got signed out of your emails. And I go, I go.

• 10:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, what do you, I go, what if you open something and I didn't open it and then I missed it? And she goes, well, come on, I respect your privacy.

• 10:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And I go, she goes, I only click on things you've already clicked on.

• 11:02Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I'm obsessed that from 8 to 10 p.m. every night, Kim has her shows and by shows, it's going through Paige's junk mail.

• 11:11Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you looking for? She goes, I like to see how you respond. I like to see how other people respond. I like to see what jobs you're doing. I go, oh my, I was so taken back. But the best part about it was that like, she was confused on why I was confused. And the end of the conversation was, when I come home from Thanksgiving, I'll re-sign into my email on her iPad.

• 11:37Hannah Berner?

  Wait, now I'm mad that my mom isn't in my emails. Cause now I feel like, does my mom?

• 11:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, everyone gotta be on their toes because I don't think you realize my mom is also reading it.

• 11:48Hannah Berner?

  Your mom is reading everyone's emails. Um, wait, this is so funny.

• 11:52Paige DeSorbo?

  And she had notes and she had notes.

• 11:54Hannah Berner?

  That's like when you're little and you're on the phone with someone and then you hear like a noise and you're like, is someone on the line?

• 12:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I was so taken back and especially because I was at a Daphne photo shoot and people were talking about like going home for the holidays. And people were like, oh, I get a hotel when I go home so that I don't like burden my family and like stay with them. And I look at my mom from the corner of my eye and she's like, oh no, get a hotel.

• 12:20Hannah Berner?

  You're like, I made my parents switch with me and I have their bedroom.

• 12:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, my mom is in my emails.

• 12:28Hannah Berner?

  Well, I didn't realize that I share location with my mom. And it's the, that's the thing they don't tell you. So like.

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no, I knew that.

• 12:36Hannah Berner?

  Thank God she has it though, because I don't want to text her every time I land.

• 12:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, that's the thing. It's, it's very, it makes their life easier for us to share our locations because they're like, now when I text my mom, like I landed, she goes, I know.

• 12:50Hannah Berner?

  But also you as a mom, you're, you're gonna be.

• 12:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm chipping them. I'm micro tripping them. I'm sorry.

• 12:56Hannah Berner?

  When you said, "I'm Russia," that was one of the funniest lines.

• 12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I am Russia.

• 12:59Hannah Berner?

  That was one of the funniest lines you've had in a long time.

• 13:02Paige DeSorbo?

  And I think it's, I think it's growing up because I feel like we are similar. We grew up in a household where like, we love our dads, our dads are great, like totally, they're like, patriarch, let's go.

• 13:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 13:13Paige DeSorbo?

  But our moms are in charge.

• 13:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:14Paige DeSorbo?

  So like if you did.

• 13:15Hannah Berner?

  My dad's a personality hire.

• 13:18Hannah Berner?

  Add some color or get out. Like unless you're adding a little light to the room, I don't need your shit.

• 13:23Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad comes in for dramatic effect. But my mom is in control, like anything serious, you're asking our moms, like.

• 13:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:32Paige DeSorbo?

  So anyway, so I'm just like, that's how my household will be run because, sorry, men are a little bit dumber. My dad is dumber. He's not as skilled, he doesn't know what's going on.

• 13:43Hannah Berner?

  I, um, was just with my, my extended family, my brother, his wife, and their two kids.

• 13:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:51Hannah Berner?

  I was the fun aunt.

• 13:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Hannah Berner?

  When I tell you, we went off. We woke up, first of all, Lois wakes me up and wants me to read immediately, which, read a book to her, which should be a torture device. Have you ever tried to read the second you woke up?

• 14:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Never. Absolutely not.

• 14:08Hannah Berner?

  No. She literally wakes me with this huge book and she's like, "Read it to me." And then she knows she memorized the book, so if I, obviously, I'm trying to.

• 14:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm out at third grade. Once they come home past third grade, sorry, I can't help anymore.

• 14:20Hannah Berner?

  No, but like, obviously, I was like, skimming the words, I'm not reading a full paragraph. I was like, "Let's get to the gist of it." And she was like, "You missed a sentence." And I was like, "I'm obsessed with you, keep me on my toes."

• 14:30Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, "Look at the pictures, Lois."

• 14:32Hannah Berner?

  So, I was in Indiana, which, um, look, there's a culture there. And, but I also, this happens to me all the time, my opener, Ally Colbert jokes that I interact with people where it seems like it's their first day on planet Earth. I like attract that energy, like it's their first time interacting with someone. So I tell Lois, "Let's go get smoothies," because I'm fun.

• 14:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 14:56Hannah Berner?

  So I go to get a smoothie, and I look at the lady, and I was like, "I'll have the strawberry banana, add peanut butter, please," because I'm fun. She looks at me, tell me, tell me if I'm crazy. She looks at me and just goes, "Almond butter." In that moment, I'm like, okay.

• 15:14Hannah Berner?

  So many things could be happening right now.

• 15:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Are you suggesting?

• 15:17Hannah Berner?

  Are you suggesting it? Are you, did you not hear me? You thought I said almond butter? Are you saying you don't have peanut butter? And you're gonna replace it with almond butter?

• 15:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:24Hannah Berner?

  So now, I go back at her.

• 15:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're like.

• 15:27Hannah Berner?

  I just go peanut butter. That's what I said, peanut butter. And Lois is just looking at me and I go,

• 15:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  don't worry, Auntie Hannah, I'll handle this. And the woman, I swear to God, looks at me and goes, almond butter.

• 15:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 15:40Hannah Berner?

  So then my heart starts, my heart rate goes up.

• 15:43Paige DeSorbo?

  She added extra syllables.

• 15:45Hannah Berner?

  So then I said, I am so sorry. Are you saying that you don't have peanut butter?

• 15:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 15:50Hannah Berner?

  And you replace it with almond butter? And she looks at me and she just nods her head. But I'm like with a full family. I'm with my family.

• 15:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. So you're in that moment. As far as she knows, that's your child.

• 16:02Hannah Berner?

  I have my child who is looking at her mother to see how she handles social adversity. So I, my heart's, my heart's beating and I'm, but I'm like, you know, I'm funny. So I put my card in, I turned to my brother after I go, did I almost fight that woman? And he goes, that was fucking crazy. And I'm like, am I? Did I say it weird? Like, is it me?

• 16:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 16:24Hannah Berner?

  And he's like, no, it's not you. Then we go to Barnes and Nobles, obviously with our smoothies. And trying to find how to giggle.

• 16:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I look in every airport.

• 16:33Hannah Berner?

  Haven't found it.

• 16:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Me neither.

• 16:35Hannah Berner?

  I don't know.

• 16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, this is the one. I'm like, sure, there's a giggler here that's like this.

• 16:39Hannah Berner?

  I walk in, I'm like, everyone's staring at me. Everyone's like, that's a girl in the book.

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  They know I'm looking for my book.

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  But I walk in and I'm all like shy and I'm, I'm like, let's try to find it. Can't find it on our own. But Barnes and Noble is fucking huge. And, and also like, I don't know what our book is under. Like self-help or like, who knows? What genre are you? Is it considered new?

• 17:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Can't put us in a box.

• 17:01Hannah Berner?

  Best selling? I don't know.

• 17:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:03Hannah Berner?

  So I haven't been in Barnes and Nobles in a while. So I was like, oh, I know how to find it. They have that like table at the computer where you like put the book's name in. So I'm like, come on, Lois. And I go in and put the book's name in. I hear, ma'am? Ma'am, that's for employees only.

• 17:21Hannah Berner?

  So then I look at that and I'm like, look, I look like I'm about to like

• 17:25Paige DeSorbo?

  You're like, rob Barnes and Noble.

• 17:26Hannah Berner?

  Okay, there it is. And I'm like, I'm so sorry. And then I look at my brother again and I'm like, am I?

• 17:32Paige DeSorbo?

  The problem.

• 17:33Hannah Berner?

  The problem. He's like, yeah, you are the problem. So Lois is like,

• 17:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Who knew those were for employees?

• 17:39Hannah Berner?

  I, I, now thinking back, it was always an employee that would like write it, but it was just sitting there.

• 17:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 17:46Hannah Berner?

  Like, at least have a sign.

• 17:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, a girl wants to take charge.

• 17:49Hannah Berner?

  But this is why I don't leave my house.

• 17:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No. Literally, I said that the other day. I forget what I was referring to. And I was just like, and this is why I don't go home.

• 17:58Hannah Berner?

  This is what happens. Then Lois, Lois got her nails done, which was the cutest thing ever, manicure, pedicure. And she's obsessed with sparkles. And she does this thing where she goes, Hannah, tell me a story. You should have seen, I got her so excited. I said, this little girl.

• 18:15Paige DeSorbo?

  You can just make up stories on your own, like.

• 18:17Hannah Berner?

  She literally be like, tell me a story. And you started with saying, there was a little girl. And her name?

• 18:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Locked in. She's like, and I'm sad.

• 18:25Hannah Berner?

  It's literally her being like, gimme gossip. I go, there's a little girl. And I'll be like, and her name was Lois. And you know when they get that face where they're like, oh my God, like, this is gonna be so good about me. And I go, and she had superpowers, because everything she touched turned to sparkles. She, I swear to God, she went, oh. She gasped. And I said, I'm about to freak you out right now.

• 18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm gagged right now.

• 18:48Hannah Berner?

  And her favorite color is purple. And she go, and I go, and then? One day, it turned purple also. And she was like, I am freaking out.

• 18:56Paige DeSorbo?

  I just need to point out on the pod that you do also have a nephew.

• 19:01Hannah Berner?

  Bobby.

• 19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 19:02Hannah Berner?

  But well, this, this podcast is for women. Um, no, Bobby is actually the cutest ever. Well, then we bring them to a.

• 19:12Hannah Berner?

  It's called Sky Zone.

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 19:14Hannah Berner?

  This is what people do in the suburbs. There's a lot of creative things.

• 19:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Trampoline place?

• 19:17Hannah Berner?

  The trampoline place.

• 19:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:18Hannah Berner?

  So I'm like.

• 19:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, I'm breaking my neck.

• 19:21Hannah Berner?

  I was like, let's go, get there, and immediately I'm like, I'm gonna throw up.

• 19:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:26Hannah Berner?

  Lois is having the time of her life. She's somersaulting, which I'm like, that's not what you're supposed to do here, but whatever you want. Bobby is just like bopping around, the cutest ever, and I feel like I was gonna puke. And then there was a, like ninja warrior type obstacle course.

• 19:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:41Hannah Berner?

  The way I quit, so like.

• 19:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Really?

• 19:44Hannah Berner?

  No, well, cuz I'm, my body weight is all hips down, so I have no upper body strength, and my fingers are really short and fat.

• 19:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 19:52Hannah Berner?

  So like, there was one thing where you had to like monkey bar it, and like, you know, they try and they fall. I just calmly fell down.

• 19:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, next Hannah and Paige try, because I feel like I low-key would be phenomenal at it.

• 20:04Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we have to do.

• 20:05Paige DeSorbo?

  What's it like? Like, okay, now that, because you're not the parent and you're like the aunt, you're a little removed.

• 20:13Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Having, seeing like Lois and Bobby, like, would you rather have a girl or a boy? Like, what looks easier?

• 20:20Hannah Berner?

  Lois is observant. Lois doesn't let you lie to her.

• 20:23Paige DeSorbo?

  She's self-aware.

• 20:23Hannah Berner?

  Lois says, why? Where Bobby's just happy to be there.

• 20:26Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, happy to be involved, got a snack.

• 20:28Hannah Berner?

  It's literally art, like, think of your parents. Like, it, like, it's always the same.

• 20:33Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad was talking to, I think it was like my brother's girlfriend's mom, and he was just like, saying, he was, talking about like having kids or something, and he looks at her and he was like, well, I'm a girl dad.

• 20:47Hannah Berner?

  Cute.

• 20:47Paige DeSorbo?

  My dad has a son. Has a full son. I'm like, girl dads are for dads who only have daughters, dad. I'm like, you, you, I know you feel that, and I feel it for you.

• 20:59Hannah Berner?

  We have the same father.

• 21:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, you can't say that.

• 21:02Hannah Berner?

  My father's, like, Facebook photo is a photo of me. Just me.

• 21:06Paige DeSorbo?

  He's like, no, but I, I am. I'm a girl dad.

• 21:08Hannah Berner?

  We're the password kids.

• 21:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 21:11Hannah Berner?

  We're the password.

• 21:11Paige DeSorbo?

  If my dad had to keep passwords, and my mom obviously keeps them, I would be the password child. But another great example, my dad doesn't, you ask him any password, he's like, what?

• 21:21Hannah Berner?

  A what? My favorite, cuz the holidays are coming along, I love looking at my dad being like, do you know what this is? No, cuz you were not involved in any of the shopping.

• 21:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Anything.

• 21:29Hannah Berner?

  But guess who got it for you? Me. You get mom to do all of it.

• 21:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I literally thought I was like going crazy. You know, like, when you go on TikTok and it's like Mandela effect, and it's like, things, whatever? And like, usually I'm like, okay, there could's like an explanation for that, or like, it changed over I really started to get scared the other day to the point where I called my mom.

• 21:54Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, yeah, I see it.

• 21:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought Thanksgiving was always the third Thursday.

• 22:04Hannah Berner?

  Oh, this is about my pay grade. I don't, that's none of my business.

• 22:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Of November.

• 22:07Hannah Berner?

  I wait for someone to tell me it's next week and then I do it.

• 22:10Paige DeSorbo?

  But it's not. It's always been the last Thursday of the month.

• 22:16Paige DeSorbo?

  And people are like, if you, if you think that it was the third Thursday, you're in a different timeline. And so like, I'm really convinced I'm on a different timeline.

• 22:25Hannah Berner?

  I thought it was always the twenty eighth.

• 22:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Is it?

• 22:27Hannah Berner?

  I don't know. No, don't listen to me. I don't.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  It's the twenty seventh this year.

• 22:30Paige DeSorbo?

  It's the twenty seventh this year, but I always thought it was the third Thursday. I got my tooth done.

• 22:36Hannah Berner?

  Let me see.

• 22:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry.

• 22:37Hannah Berner?

  It looks, wait, it looks so different.

• 22:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, okay, wait, it doesn't, but also.

• 22:43Hannah Berner?

  It does. Do you feel better?

• 22:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 22:45Hannah Berner?

  That's all that matters.

• 22:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so I got a veneer just on this tooth next to my front tooth. But I didn't get my tooth shaved, shaven down.

• 22:54Hannah Berner?

  You got a veneer, but not on the front tooth, on this one.

• 22:56Paige DeSorbo?

  This one. Doctor Eric Chazen, Madison Dental, he's been my dentist for ten years.

• 23:02Hannah Berner?

  Wait, did they shave it down?

• 23:03Paige DeSorbo?

  No, because my tooth was so pushed back. He was like, I can just glue on the veneer to your tooth and it'll be like the result you want. And I'm obsessed.

• 23:13Hannah Berner?

  You have been pretty smiley lately.

• 23:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Have I?

• 23:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 23:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I love my smile now.

• 23:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it was really annoying me though.

• 23:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Actually, yeah, when I got Invisalign, you always have that moment where you're like, would you do anything? And the lady was like, yeah, like, there's one tooth that there, I could like, put some more tooth there.

• 23:31Paige DeSorbo?

  So I'm gonna do Invisalign on the bottom and my top, like, I'm good, I feel good. And he's like, and I don't need to see you now for a while. And I'm like, okay.

• 23:38Hannah Berner?

  You love.

• 23:39Paige DeSorbo?

  I love the dentist.

• 23:40Hannah Berner?

  A dentist, you love a dermatologist. That's where you feel alive.

• 23:49Hannah Berner?

  I told you, I went to get a facial and they were like, to book a laser, you have to like, book again. And I'm like, you will never see me again.

• 23:56Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love a follow up.

• 23:57Hannah Berner?

  You love.

• 23:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a follow up appointment. They're like, and we're just gonna need to see you back. I'm like, and I'm here. I'm here.

• 24:04Hannah Berner?

  You go, just us two besties.

• 24:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, that's like one of the biggest reasons why I was like, I could never leave New York City. I'm like, all my people are here. Like, all my doctors.

• 24:13Hannah Berner?

  Whenever I go to the doctor, I'm always like, I should do this more often.

• 24:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 24:17Hannah Berner?

  But like, it's, I told you, I was talking to someone from LA and they were like, who's your anti-aging doctor? And I was like, I don't have a doctor. I don't have a doctor.

• 24:27Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so LA, but what were they referring to? I wish you had more information on that. Gigglers, it's officially gift swap season and.

• 24:36Hannah Berner?

  I'm so excited.

• 24:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Me and Hannah have gifts for each other from Ulta Beauty and I, you're my favorite person to get a gift from and also give a gift.

• 24:47Hannah Berner?

  Why?

• 24:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I like to see your thought process. You know, I like to see.

• 24:52Hannah Berner?

  But also I love Ulta because there's so many different things I could pick.

• 24:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And you can really get something for everyone.

• 24:59Hannah Berner?

  Whether it's your skincare obsessed girl, whether the one who likes to put on makeup for a fancy event.

• 25:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Fragrances. They have a ton of fragrances.

• 25:08Hannah Berner?

  Yes, it's just your ultimate gifting destination. Also, I love an app. They have a great beauty app where I could just boop, boop, boop, boom, boom. Can I be your gift?

• 25:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes.

• 25:17Hannah Berner?

  Actually, swap.

• 25:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Swap.

• 25:20Hannah Berner?

  You go first.

• 25:23Hannah Berner?

  Okay.

• 25:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You know I love, like, good packet. You know I love this.

• 25:29Hannah Berner?

  I know. You would wear that as like a purse to an event. I got you the Clinique Black Honey Vault. So Black Honey is the kind of their like iconic shade that they've known about forever.

• 25:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like it really does look good on everyone. These are my favorite.

• 25:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 25:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to know why? Because these are like a little nostalgic.

• 25:47Hannah Berner?

  I know. I also feel like you will have like six lip glosses in your purse and you still need more. Like, you like to have options.

• 25:54Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't leave the house unless I have like three options for lip.

• 25:58Hannah Berner?

  And also, like, people don't talk about changing your lip midday. Sometimes you change with the mood.

• 26:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people are like, does it last all day? It's like, well, maybe it doesn't, because I'm gonna throw a different look at 2 P M.

• 26:08Hannah Berner?

  Exactly, exactly. Especially when you have outfit changes, you need lip changes.

• 26:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, and then you can legit use this.

• 26:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's really cute.

• 26:16Paige DeSorbo?

  This is a great gift. I love something that comes in like a little set, and it's like the gift is already practically wrapped.

• 26:22Hannah Berner?

  And silver's in.

• 26:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Let's see what Paige got me.

• 26:27Hannah Berner?

  So you think I smell?

• 26:30Hannah Berner?

  I love Sol de Janeiro.

• 26:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Sol de Janeiro is the best. And also, you're a driver now, so like, you actually have to keep sprays in a car because it's just like a rite of passage.

• 26:41Hannah Berner?

  You can spray this anywhere, because it's a mist.

• 26:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, yeah.

• 26:49Hannah Berner?

  And it has, oh my god, fresh guava nectar, sunlit orchid, and sensuous pink musk. Is that what you think about me, when you think of me?

• 26:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Pink musk?

• 27:01Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the Sol de Janeiro Shirroza 48. It's one of their bestsellers. I like to call it the pink one, because I think it's the prettiest one. Also, when you walk into Ulta Beauty, you can obviously find a gift, but you might discover something new for yourself. Like, there's always new skincare to discover.

• 27:18Hannah Berner?

  What I always say, one for you, one for me. That's how I do my Christmas shopping. Or you forget that you only got stuff for you, and you didn't get stuff for everyone else, and that's something I'm... That's okay, it's something I'm working on.

• 27:28Paige DeSorbo?

  We love how easy Ulta Beauty makes holiday shopping. There's a set for everyone, there's gifts for yourself, and they just make it so easy because not only can you go in-store, but you can also shop online.

• 27:39Hannah Berner?

  And in the Ulta Beauty app.

• 27:41Paige DeSorbo?

  And this little swap moment was brought to you by Ulta Beauty and Acast Creative. Wait, another thing I saw on TikTok, which is really blowing my mind. It was this like news outlet in Canada, and it was this woman who, I forget what her like exact job is, but it's like the study of like certain animal species. And she was saying that in the past 10 years, raccoons are making a really intense play to be domesticated.

• 28:09Hannah Berner?

  Well, was it cuz they're starting to become cuter?

• 28:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Their snouts have changed.

• 28:13Hannah Berner?

  They're smaller.

• 28:14Paige DeSorbo?

  They're smaller. It's easier for them to get food, I think, because so many people are feeding them. And they said this was like similar to what cats did. They just like hung around more and were like, hey, I could come in. But also, speaking of Russia, last, last pod, we were talking about it. They're domesticated in Russia. Like, if you ever get like a random Russian TikTok, they have fucking raccoons as pets. They take them to the grocery store and stuff.

• 28:42Hannah Berner?

  But don't raccoons have thumbs?

• 28:45Paige DeSorbo?

  I think they do. I think raccoons do have opposable thumbs.

• 28:48Hannah Berner?

  That's your child. Like, those are furry humans.

• 28:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing. I really feel like it's a hybrid between a cat and a dog, kind of.

• 29:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Because it's cat-like, where it's like taking things with its hands. But it's also like dog-like because it's like.

• 29:08Hannah Berner?

  It's messy.

• 29:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's like.

• 29:11Hannah Berner?

  I mean, don't tempt me with a new animal that I could domesticate.

• 29:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just like in 15 years, like if someone was like, here's your pet raccoon.

• 29:19Hannah Berner?

  Well, did you hear people are really upset about how pigeons are treated in New York?

• 29:24Paige DeSorbo?

  I have seen some discourse about the pigeon.

• 29:26Hannah Berner?

  Pigeon discourse? Because pigeons, back in the day, were.

• 29:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Renowned.

• 29:30Hannah Berner?

  Renowned.

• 29:31Paige DeSorbo?

  They were, they worked for the government.

• 29:33Hannah Berner?

  Women in STEM. Yeah, they were how people communicated. Have you seen Game of Thrones? That's how they communicated.

• 29:40Paige DeSorbo?

  And now we're just like idiots.

• 29:41Hannah Berner?

  And now we're like, get out of the way. And every now and then, do you ever see a pigeon that's like walking with you and I'm like, it could be us?

• 29:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, you wanna know what? I have a lot of pigeons that sit on my windowsill.

• 29:52Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 29:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And I don't know why.

• 29:54Hannah Berner?

  They're gossiping.

• 29:55Paige DeSorbo?

  It was specifically my windowsill, but those are Kitty's friends.

• 29:58Hannah Berner?

  Yes, butter loves, and they go.

• 30:01Paige DeSorbo?

  They shit all over my windowsill, but that's another.

• 30:03Hannah Berner?

  That's for another time. I did something kind of adorable, and my brother and I went out to dinner together.

• 30:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Just the two of you.

• 30:13Hannah Berner?

  Which honestly, I don't know if we've

• 30:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Ever done it.

• 30:16Hannah Berner?

  Done. Like, yeah, we'd hang out in college and stuff, but never like as adults.

• 30:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Gary and I went out to dinner, just the two of us, not this summer, but the summer before. Because my parents, we were on vacation. My parents were like, we're not gonna go. We don't feel well. You guys go.

• 30:30Hannah Berner?

  Crazy.

• 30:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And we looked at each other.

• 30:35Hannah Berner?

  You're not supposed to be alone with your sibling. Like, that's when like weird, bad things happen.

• 30:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a TikTok where it was like when my siblings crying and I pat their back because our parents never taught us how to console each other. There is something like inherently awkward with your sibling, but then it's like so not.

• 30:51Hannah Berner?

  It's, yeah, it feels so familiar, but also so weird. Also because we left his wife and children at home.

• 30:58Hannah Berner?

  But we, we maybe said the night before.

• 31:00Paige DeSorbo?

  There's also like an overwhelming ick to it because you're like, people think we're on a date. Like, that's disgusting.

• 31:07Hannah Berner?

  My brother, he's blonde with blue eyes.

• 31:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:10Hannah Berner?

  And he's a year and a half younger than me. We're very close, but because he lives in Chicago, it's been like different. Because I can't see him. But so many, we get in the car and they drive differently in the Midwest. Like, we were in a lane that wasn't moving and all the other lanes were moving. And you know, you're just, in New York, like they'll kill a family to get ahead.

• 31:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:35Hannah Berner?

  The car is like not going to other lane, but my brother and I are both polite.

• 31:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 31:39Hannah Berner?

  Like, we didn't have someone in the car to be like, can you?

• 31:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Racing to get home. They're like, this is life.

• 31:45Hannah Berner?

  We had a reservation. They were just like, oh yeah, the trap is bad. The traffic is bad. And I'm like, well, can you, can we make some moves?

• 31:51Paige DeSorbo?

  No, New York has definitely made me way more impatient than I feel like I.

• 31:56Hannah Berner?

  And I love how the Uber drivers, you'll be like, no rush. And they're like, it's okay. And then they just like.

• 32:00Paige DeSorbo?

  They're like, really? Because I'm in one.

• 32:02Hannah Berner?

  They're just in the bus lane and you're like, actually, get ahead, motherfucker. Get ahead. Um, so we get to the restaurant.

• 32:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I was just gonna say, so like, walk us through it. Like, what did you guys talk about?

• 32:12Hannah Berner?

  So we're talking and then we end up being in like the worst traffic ever.

• 32:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 32:16Hannah Berner?

  To the point where I was like, well, I think we ran out. We've run out of stuff to talk about. And we still. A whole dinner together, so.

• 32:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Funny because it's similar to like, I would assume that when my parents go out to dinner together, just the two of them, like, what are they talking about other than me?

• 32:32Hannah Berner?

  Well, we love talking about the parents.

• 32:34Paige DeSorbo?

  So it's the kind of the same thing because making fun of your parents with your sibling is like a different symbiosis.

• 32:42Hannah Berner?

  I even was talking about like a memory I had and he was like, I was there and I was like, you were, it's funny how your memories like you don't remember. I'm like, you were in the car during that? And he's like, yeah.

• 32:53Paige DeSorbo?

  A couple of years ago, it like, I don't know if it was like a therapist said this or like where it was. But it was like, just because you and your sibling grew up in the same house with the same parents, the same amount of years. Doesn't mean they had the same childhood experience as you. And it, it like kind of hurt my brain. I was like, wait, what do you mean? You didn't experience that the way I like, I experienced my dad very differently than my brother experienced my dad.

• 33:27Hannah Berner?

  He walked in the room, your dad didn't even say good morning.

• 33:33Paige DeSorbo?

  A little bit more scared of my dad because they would like have to work together. Where like, like if it snowed, my brother woke up knowing he had to shovel where I woke up knowing like.

• 33:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You know, like everyone's getting munchkin. Like there's so many different things where like you realize you had a different.

• 33:54Hannah Berner?

  But it's so cute to think of like the memories that just you guys had, like I was, I was like, do you remember that Mexican restaurant we'd eat at the corner? And we'd eat everything and then we lived up that block and my dad would go, okay, race. And he'd make us race on a full stomach full of Mexican.

• 34:13Hannah Berner?

  Crazy. And then I would always win because I was older and I'm like, was that? Because I loved winning, but I was like, that must have, after like the fortieth time you lost, that must have hurt.

• 34:24Hannah Berner?

  We would play football and I again was bigger than him and I would just knock him down.

• 34:28Paige DeSorbo?

  It's so true. They siblings really are the only people that knew you as a. Child who also will know you as an adult. Like even some of your frie- like some of your friends don't know what you were like when you were three.

• 34:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, a hundred percent. Also, Daniel's kids are the same age difference and look exactly the same as me and him.

• 34:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 34:44Hannah Berner?

  So it's like watching us as kids. I try to explain to Lois, I'm like, well Bobby is to you, Daniel is to me.

• 34:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like kids.

• 34:51Hannah Berner?

  I'm like, your dad is my little stupid brother.

• 34:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like does Lois know that her grandma is your mom? Probably not.

• 35:00Hannah Berner?

  She is fucking smart, though. You know, every now and then you're like, are you a fucking genius?

• 35:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Or are we in that situation where like, do you just think that because she's her, yours?

• 35:10Hannah Berner?

  I'm so that person where I'm like, that was the most athletic thing any kid's ever done.

• 35:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Or was it just like?

• 35:16Hannah Berner?

  Could ever.

• 35:17Paige DeSorbo?

  A waste of her time.

• 35:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Or was that spin move kind of ridiculous? And not at all athletic, you know, but because she's yours, are you like, sorry, Lois is like?

• 35:28Hannah Berner?

  You don't have any nieces or nephews, do you? That you know of?

• 35:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Not that I'm privy to.

• 35:34Hannah Berner?

  I was explaining to Daniel, I'm like, that's my child. Like, it's my genes with someone else's genes.

• 35:39Paige DeSorbo?

  The closest thing I have is like my cousin has kids, but they live in Chicago, so it's not even like I, I saw them grow up.

• 35:47Hannah Berner?

  My aunt and uncle, I'm like, yeah, like, I like you guys, but like, I don't realize. I love Lois and Bobby more than anything. I mean, those are my kids. Like, I'll steal them.

• 35:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like I don't have that. I don't have anything like that.

• 36:02Paige DeSorbo?

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• 36:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work, outfit. Leading a meeting, outfit. Getting drinks with your friends, obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit. Straight leg jeans, an oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag. Very, I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not.

• 37:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season it comes in the chicest leopard. So gorge, so easy and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances and even a new men's collection. So basically you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night. Because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code giggly15. This episode is sponsored by the new Hershey's Creme Bars in Salted Caramel and Affogato.

• 38:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 38:53Paige DeSorbo?

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• 41:00Hannah Berner?

  Dana and I go to this fancy restaurant in Chicago. And we get there and they're like, it's a collaboration with an artist. Immediately Dana.

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I checked out.

• 41:12Hannah Berner?

  There's these like, like tables that you stand, right? And they were like, okay, thank you so much for coming. Um, this is the art, make yourself comfortable. And they bring us like an appetizer. And I look at Dana and I go, is there a reservation for like a standing table? Cause everyone else is sitting and we're standing at this table. And I'm like, did we, did you mess up and we're standing? And he's like.

• 41:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I've never even heard of something like this.

• 41:35Hannah Berner?

  No, but this is also my life. Every time I walk in, it's people's first day on the road.

• 41:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's so true.

• 41:41Hannah Berner?

  It's really everything.

• 41:42Paige DeSorbo?

  You get hit with the most random.

• 41:44Hannah Berner?

  Everything is a Seinfeld episode. And then he's like, I don't think so. And I go, why'd you say make yourself comfortable if we're standing here? Like, it makes it sound like we're gonna be here for a long time. So then we start freaking out. We're like, are we at a standing table? After being in traffic for two hours at this, like, it was one of those tasting menus. That's like three hours.

• 42:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate a tasting menu.

• 42:03Hannah Berner?

  So then we're panicking and then finally the lady was like, okay, now come with me. I'm like, that was unnecessary, whatever just happened. But we sit down and a woman comes up to the table and she goes, I'm so sorry.

• 42:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I feel like that's a great idea for a restaurant in LA where it's like, you like walk on your walking pad while you're eating. Like that is some, like a standing restaurant only.

• 42:25Hannah Berner?

  A standing desk restaurant.

• 42:26Paige DeSorbo?

  And you do squats.

• 42:28Hannah Berner?

  This lady comes to the table and she goes, I just want you to know there's a lot of dairy on this menu. And I go, I love a giggler with an entrance. I love a giggler that has a line and is like, I'm prepared. Meanwhile, my brother's literally looking like, uh, what? And I'm like, it's just me and the girls. I go, I'm gonna shit myself, thank you. And my brother's, we're at a fancy restaurant. And I'm like, do you have a lactaid? She's like, I actually do if you need. And I'm like, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna raw dog this one. Thank you so much. And of course she's like, I'm so biased, but the gigglers are all like a hot, successful, smart, funny, gorgeous. And she walks away. And that was iconic.

• 43:08Hannah Berner?

  Um, and then the guy comes and he's like, oh, we have some, some more recipes, um, some more options for add-ons. They had like a. A hundred and fifty dollar like ravioli.

• 43:20Paige DeSorbo?

  A hundred and fifty dollar ravioli, what is in the middle of it?

• 43:23Hannah Berner?

  It's like a truffle or something, truffle, mushroom. So my brother, the way he phrased this was so funny, but he goes, sorry, I didn't do a lot of research on the menu. Is how he started it. And I was like, oh my god. Cause we're like kinda young to be at the restaurant, he was all like old people.

• 43:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 43:38Hannah Berner?

  And then he goes, how many like um actual meals are there? And he leaves like.

• 43:44Paige DeSorbo?

  The courses?

• 43:44Hannah Berner?

  Courses, yeah. And I'm like, damn, the way you started that, it sounded like you were about to be like, is this a Wendy's? So like, we're out of, so we're just like giggling. And then the guy puts down the meal and my brother looks at me and goes, almond butter? And then we're losing it. Like, we are losing it.

• 43:59Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing better than a callback, especially from like a sibling earlier in the day.

• 44:07Hannah Berner?

  Cause one thing about my brother, your brother's very, very funny.

• 44:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 44:10Hannah Berner?

  My brother's actually quite stiff and professional and like the adult, like he's more mature than me. But after one drink.

• 44:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, he's funny.

• 44:18Hannah Berner?

  He's me. Like, he's so goofy. And then.

• 44:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, grow.

• 44:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Back to siblings have different experiences. Growing up with you, you were probably.

• 44:30Hannah Berner?

  Someone had to hold it together.

• 44:31Paige DeSorbo?

  So loud and like confident and like, I'm gonna say this and this is funny that he was probably like, and that's her. And this is me, I'm like a little bit more quiet, yeah.

• 44:42Hannah Berner?

  He's, he's strong, he's sensitive, beautiful, great man. Um, so proud of that man. We support him in the arts. And then, when you go to these tasting menus, the descriptions they have of everything.

• 44:55Paige DeSorbo?

  Why did you guys pick a tasting menu restaurant?

• 44:57Hannah Berner?

  Cause he's like, he's like a foodie, like he like loves like.

• 45:01Paige DeSorbo?

  I thought you like did it by accident.

• 45:03Hannah Berner?

  It is kinda fun, cause you get to like Gordon Ramsay it, like you taste it and you look at each other and you go, mm, the acidity.

• 45:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:08Hannah Berner?

  Really stuff in the.

• 45:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Is that a foam? I'm so, there's always a foam of some sort on a tasting, it's like you didn't need to foam this.

• 45:16Hannah Berner?

  There's always a foam, they love a foam.

• 45:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 45:18Hannah Berner?

  It's like, that's like me adding a bow at the end, you didn't need it. Come on.

• 45:24Hannah Berner?

  Um, it was so funny, cause they describe these things, they'll be like. And then we got this rock from a mountain and and fell and asked whatever. So then Daniel started like making up stuff. Cause they talk about like, they'll be like,

• 45:36Paige DeSorbo?

  There's so many skits that could be performed.

• 45:38Hannah Berner?

  And the way we killed this was, there was a ninja. There was no pain. The goat didn't see it coming. And its family was nowhere near it. Like, there's just so many details about, so he starts doing that.

• 45:51Paige DeSorbo?

  So funny.

• 45:52Hannah Berner?

  So we're just like giggling the whole meal. And then the giggler was obviously coming in adding riff. So we had,

• 45:58Paige DeSorbo?

  You had a nice time.

• 45:59Hannah Berner?

  I had a nice time with my brother.

• 46:01Paige DeSorbo?

  That's so nice.

• 46:03Hannah Berner?

  I had a nice time with my little brother. I also feel like you had an older brother, which is completely different dynamic. I feel like they beat you up. Like, I'm beaten down.

• 46:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I came out of the womb just tired.

• 46:16Hannah Berner?

  Like Lois is the older one and I'm watching Bobby will like annoy her and she's not gonna beat him up. She'll just be like, Bobby, stop it. Where I feel like older brothers probably just like smacked you.

• 46:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they, they beat you down so badly that you have nothing left to give. You wanna know what? I think that is why, like in so many of my like dating relationships, that men have described me as like having a man's mentality. Because there is so much shit that I don't care, that I'm like, I don't care. Like, shut up, whatever. And I think it is growing up with an older brother that like any emotional thing that I'd be like, and this is upset, he'd be like, shut up. No one cares. Not a big deal. Get over it. So that, so I almost was like, okay, I don't care about that. If I had a sister, I don't think it would have been good for the world. I would have been so

• 47:11Paige DeSorbo?

  much more catty and calculating, I feel like, and like read into things. Where like the majority of things in my life, I'm like, I don't care.

• 47:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah. There is positivity of having a brother in the household. It's fun to like throw a tampon at them.

• 47:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And I think my brother and I were a good amount of years apart that I actually, I always felt like an only child. Like, I never felt like, because my brother was doing things, I Could it, because it was so opposite things. He's so boyish. And I'm so girly. That we never overlapped.

• 47:50Hannah Berner?

  It's my brother during high school, I went to three different high schools, like I went. For tennis team, then I went to Florida, then I went back and my brother was like there, so I like left him for a second when I was fourteen.

• 48:02Paige DeSorbo?

  My brother like to this day, now mind you, I'm thirty-three years old, this man is thirty-seven. Still will say you abandoned me and I'm like. And he's like, when you went away and I go.

• 48:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, wait, what do you mean? He's like, you moved to New York City. I'm like, just start my life like, but it really upset. Like to this day, it really upsets him.

• 48:28Hannah Berner?

  Gary has a MetroCard.

• 48:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I see you every weekend. I see you more now than when you were in high school.

• 48:36Hannah Berner?

  You know, it's actually so freaking cute. My brother, I would like go to different schools because of tennis. My brother followed me to literally every school, except when I went to Florida.

• 48:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Did he like that?

• 48:48Hannah Berner?

  He ended, I guess, I don't think there was.

• 48:53Paige DeSorbo?

  He said actually to himself and his therapist, it's weird.

• 48:55Hannah Berner?

  And then he went to Wisconsin with me.

• 48:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, wow.

• 48:57Hannah Berner?

  That crazy?

• 48:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that is fun.

• 48:59Hannah Berner?

  He followed me everywhere, but he had a whole different life.

• 49:02Paige DeSorbo?

  There's also, I think, a different discourse with me and my brother because I was younger that like, my whole life I was known as Gary DeSorbo's. Little sister, but now anywhere, like he's a lawyer, he'll be in court and a judge will be like. We watch, here's this, you know, so like now he's Paige DeSorbo's brother and it's, it takes a, it's very jarring for him. He does not like.

• 49:24Hannah Berner?

  I don't want to put my brother on blast, but he's at a big company and he is doing everything in his power. For people not to know that he's my brother.

• 49:35Hannah Berner?

  Like he's so proud of me, but he does not want to be part of any of it. Thank you. So anyway, if there's someone with my last name in your company, that's my brother.

• 49:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, one thing I'd like to bring to the forefront.

• 49:46Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yes.

• 49:47Paige DeSorbo?

  That I think that like AI needs to get on, um, people at Apple needs to get on. Look, everyone's like, we don't need AI taking people's jobs. Totally. I completely agree with that. Let's use AI for things that we can actually use. Why can't I go into my pictures, into my photos album? And type in exactly what I'm looking for and it not pull it up? Like, I wanna type in mirror selfie, red dress, purple shoes. Give me the picture.

• 50:19Hannah Berner?

  It doesn't come up?

• 50:20Paige DeSorbo?

  No, like, it's, they have the search, but it's not accurate.

• 50:24Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, like, I'll, I'll put, like, mom and, like, it shows my dad.

• 50:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I'm like, pull her up. You know who she is.

• 50:30Hannah Berner?

  You know who she is.

• 50:31Paige DeSorbo?

  You know?

• 50:32Hannah Berner?

  Do you ever search for cat photos?

• 50:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Of course. Daphne's labeled in there, obviously, but like.

• 50:38Hannah Berner?

  No, you're right.

• 50:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, now that I think about it, my mom was probably to my FBI agent in my phone, like. All good here. I got it. I've been monitoring your emails. We don't need you.

• 50:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I'll send you the report.

• 50:50Hannah Berner?

  Your mom is next level CIA intelligence. Like, hire that woman.

• 50:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Thinking about it.

• 50:55Hannah Berner?

  Put her in the top level of the government.

• 50:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 50:59Hannah Berner?

  It needs to be moms running things.

• 51:01Paige DeSorbo?

  It needs to be more, like, you know how Vince Vaughn did that movie and it was like retired Italian grandmas and they like?

• 51:07Hannah Berner?

  Yes.

• 51:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Made a restaurant?

• 51:08Hannah Berner?

  So cute.

• 51:08Paige DeSorbo?

  It really should be like retired moms, just like.

• 51:12Hannah Berner?

  My retired mom.

• 51:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Running some type of vigilante.

• 51:14Hannah Berner?

  Is so busy with, she has a knitting club, she has a fundraising club, she has a historical society. I'm like, Mom, at this point, get paid, like, work.

• 51:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I literally said to my mom the other day, I go, how did you work? You're so busy.

• 51:27Hannah Berner?

  She's busier than me. I called my, my retired mom, I'm calling and she's like, can't talk right now, sweetie, thank you, I'm running, I'm running a new fundraiser.

• 51:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Or my mom will be out to lunch and she'll be like, sorry, I can't talk, I'm at lunch. You know Barbara? I have no idea who the fuck Barbara is. Yes, come on, you know her. I'm like, I hang, I'm like, I can't.

• 51:44Hannah Berner?

  Who the fuck is Madeline?

• 51:45Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's literally how I feel when she's like, I'm out to dinner with.

• 51:49Hannah Berner?

  My mom says the knitting club is the craziest gossip ever. Cause these bitches just go to gossip, like, they sit.

• 51:59Paige DeSorbo?

  About like other people in the town?

• 52:01Hannah Berner?

  They know everything. They know everything and they're like, are you ready? And she's like, it's insane. But like, it's hard to get into the knitting club. Oh, good question. Probably.

• 52:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 52:12Hannah Berner?

  I have a story slash I want to hear your take.

• 52:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 52:15Hannah Berner?

  Jennifer Aniston.

• 52:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 52:17Hannah Berner?

  Who we love, has a new boyfriend. Have you seen this?

• 52:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I've seen snippets. I like, I couldn't pick him out of a lineup, but I saw he's like a good looking guy, but he does um motivational.

• 52:30Hannah Berner?

  And that's.

• 52:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, what is it like for couples?

• 52:34Hannah Berner?

  It's like a life coach situation. So look, I was with Ally, my opener, and we're before shows what we do. She says, what do you think about Jennifer Aniston's new man? He's so good looking.

• 52:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 52:44Hannah Berner?

  So I look, I see an older man. I said, you know, that's my type.

• 52:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 52:46Hannah Berner?

  And then immediately I see something about like, I am worthy or something. And I said, hold.

• 52:52Paige DeSorbo?

  You go, let me stop you right there.

• 52:54Hannah Berner?

  And I go, I don't like this at all. It's giving Denise Richards ex-husband that energy. And I said, also, are you a relationship coach who's single? I don't like that. I don't like any life coaches. I don't want my life coach to be good looking either because that means you're using an algorithm.

• 53:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Manipulative.

• 53:10Hannah Berner?

  But not look, I don't know this man. I don't know this man.

• 53:13Paige DeSorbo?

  You need a life coach, you call my mom. I'll give you the number. Don't get scammed by these people. She'll straighten you right. That's my mom's favorite phrase. I'll straighten you right out.

• 53:22Hannah Berner?

  Do I actually trust this guy though? Because he did manifest um.

• 53:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Jennifer Aniston.

• 53:26Hannah Berner?

  Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he does know something about manifesting. However, having a good looking man look at the camera and tell you life advice gets me sick to my stomach.

• 53:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah?

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  And.

• 53:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Preaching to the motherfucking choir.

• 53:40Hannah Berner?

  And I don't want to like be so negative, you guys. But like whenever I've been depressed, what do you do? You buy like three self-help books that you'll never read.

• 53:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 53:48Hannah Berner?

  And then you like sign up for a class of like figuring out life. If you could just buy happiness, all of us would be happy. You just have to like get a loan and then you're.

• 53:58Paige DeSorbo?

  My thing with life coaches and like no hate, no shade, but like a little, what as a person seeking some type of guidance? Why am I picking a life coach over a therapist who went to?

• 54:11Hannah Berner?

  School.

• 54:12Paige DeSorbo?

  School.

• 54:12Hannah Berner?

  Well, also, life, life coaches, if if you, okay, if I'm a big podcaster.

• 54:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 54:19Hannah Berner?

  And I want to give advice on podcasts, that makes sense to me.

• 54:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 54:22Hannah Berner?

  What have you done in your life that you?

• 54:25Paige DeSorbo?

  If I'm a drug addict and I'm trying to overcome being a drug addict, you're a life coach, you were a drug addict?

• 54:33Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm.

• 54:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 54:35Paige DeSorbo?

  But like what other Not just like I'm going through a rough time, want to become a Pilates instructor.

• 54:41Hannah Berner?

  But this is what they do, like a Tony Robbins.

• 54:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm weird.

• 54:45Hannah Berner?

  No, no, a hundred percent. Cause what he's done is created a multi, multi million dollar business.

• 54:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Um motivational.

• 54:53Hannah Berner?

  Motiv- to help people.

• 54:54Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 54:55Hannah Berner?

  Where, where they make most of their money is from classes to teach other people how to be a life coach. Now, I don't know a lot of math.

• 55:03Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be like if one day.

• 55:04Hannah Berner?

  That's called a pyramid scheme.

• 55:05Paige DeSorbo?

  That would be like one day if we were like, hey, the giggly squad has great advice. Pay for the episodes.

• 55:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, well, it's or pay for us to give you lessons on how to become a big podcast. And then you, you can, you don't become a big podcast though. You just teach other people how to become a big podcast based on our knowledge of podcasting.

• 55:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's just.

• 55:27Hannah Berner?

  It's crazy.

• 55:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:28Hannah Berner?

  So I'm like, Ally's about to go and Ally's like, no, but these people help you. Like you ever like down and you see a quote? I'm like, these people steal other people's quotes.

• 55:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 55:36Hannah Berner?

  Put their name under it and put it with a nice font.

• 55:38Paige DeSorbo?

  The any, anytime I see a good looking man posting a motivational quote.

• 55:43Hannah Berner?

  Mm hmm.

• 55:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm hmm.

• 55:44Hannah Berner?

  Something went seriously wrong.

• 55:47Paige DeSorbo?

  He's got financial issues. He's in the closet.

• 55:51Hannah Berner?

  Weird stuff with his mom.

• 55:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Weird stuff with his mom.

• 55:55Hannah Berner?

  Very weird.

• 55:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Very weird stuff.

• 55:57Hannah Berner?

  Boundaries have been crossed. So I'm literally, and she's like, but I love, like, I love the idea of self-help. I'm like, yeah, I love it. But when people start scamming you for money and like they're making money off people in their darkest time, I don't like it.

• 56:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 56:08Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, okay, I'm like, get on the stage.

• 56:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Sure.

• 56:11Hannah Berner?

  And she, I swear to God.

• 56:12Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and I know the tone you get when you're really passionate.

• 56:16Hannah Berner?

  And she like, God, I could tell she was like.

• 56:17Paige DeSorbo?

  He's taking advantage of her.

• 56:19Hannah Berner?

  And he, and Ally was like, okay, I didn't realize you were so, but it was funny halfway through. At first she was upset and then halfway through, she's like, I just want you to know, you're turning me on this. Like, I actually could be swayed with this right now. I'm like, and then I felt the momentum and I'm going in. I'm like, this life coaching is fucked up. I hate it. It's a.

• 56:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I hope he's nice for her sake, like.

• 56:38Hannah Berner?

  The next day, um, I text her and I said, hey.

• 56:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, this continued.

• 56:44Hannah Berner?

  I said, hey, my astrologer.

• 56:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry about yesterday.

• 56:47Hannah Berner?

  I said, my astrologer psychic is coming after the show and she is gonna give us readings. And she goes, are you fucking out of your fucking mind? And I said, don't ask questions.

• 56:58Paige DeSorbo?

  This man.

• 56:59Hannah Berner?

  Don't ask questions. She goes, so you lost on a life coach, but you're making me talk to a psychic? I go, hey.

• 57:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Different.

• 57:06Hannah Berner?

  Don't yuck people's yawns.

• 57:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, different, totally different.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  We're on a journey together.

• 57:09Paige DeSorbo?

  I have an appointment December ninth.

• 57:10Hannah Berner?

  But you know what I say? I know that I don't know.

• 57:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:14Hannah Berner?

  And that's true knowledge, is knowing that you don't know. And I'm not telling people that I know things. Ally did say I would be a great motivational speaker. Do you know why? I know I could do what they do. I'm like, I could literally do it tomorrow. I know how to do it. I have JV coach energy. I can get anyone from the dumps.

• 57:33Paige DeSorbo?

  You have.

• 57:34Hannah Berner?

  To be confident in themselves. I could be a relationship coach.

• 57:37Paige DeSorbo?

  What's the team in high school where it's like? It's varsity JV and then they're like the, it's like there's another one.

• 57:43Hannah Berner?

  After school?

• 57:44Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's like. You're like too small.

• 57:47Hannah Berner?

  I didn't know.

• 57:49Paige DeSorbo?

  You're too small.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  Are you trying to say Peewee?

• 57:52Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it's in high school. Or but it's like eighth graders. It's like varsity JV, modified.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  Oh, that was, that was a made up thing they told you.

• 58:04Hannah Berner?

  Modified?

• 58:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so every eighth grader was, yeah, there was like if eighth graders played and it was just eighth graders. I mean, I didn't play anything. I wasn't on it.

• 58:13Hannah Berner?

  When I was eighth grader, I was varsity.

• 58:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I heard about it.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, I don't even know where I was going with that.

• 58:18Hannah Berner?

  Know that I would coach the modified.

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:21Hannah Berner?

  No, I love being a hype girl. I love making people feel better about themselves. But to make people pay money, it feels icky. It feels weird. But then again, if you have psychic abilities, yes, charge people.

• 58:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 58:33Hannah Berner?

  And if you're making up your psychic abilities, that's on them. Cause that's on them for paying.

• 58:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, I don't, I just am weary of like. Like a man being a life coach because they lie a lot, you know, and

• 58:46Hannah Berner?

  Also, when is a man ever reflected?

• 58:47Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and also like

• 58:52Hannah Berner?

  Chris thinks this is funny.

• 58:53Paige DeSorbo?

  When am I ever going to a man for life advice? You guys have been fucking it up for so long.

• 59:00Hannah Berner?

  How, when has something ever happened in your life and you thought, I'm gonna call my dad?

• 59:04Paige DeSorbo?

  No, never, not one time.

• 59:06Hannah Berner?

  Been at a four way stop sign and been like, where do I go? A fork in the road?

• 59:10Paige DeSorbo?

  The only time I've called my dad in dire need is when my mom's getting her hair done. And she physically pick up the phone. That is the only time that woman cannot take my calls.

• 59:19Hannah Berner?

  Do you know the only people I want life advice from?

• 59:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Nana?

• 59:23Hannah Berner?

  An eighty seven year old smoker.

• 59:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 59:27Hannah Berner?

  Tell me everything.

• 59:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Which I feel like I am body.

• 59:30Hannah Berner?

  You do, you do. You have an old

• 59:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I have an old

• 59:34Hannah Berner?

  Nicotine soul.

• 59:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, I feel like I have the, the energy of an eighty five year old woman who smokes a cigarette, but still dyes her hair.

• 59:43Hannah Berner?

  I don't want a handsome forty seven year old man talking to me about adversity.

• 59:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Certainly not one that has longer hair that he can push back.

• 59:51Hannah Berner?

  You know exactly what he looks like. It's, it's grown a little bit. You know, he goes to the hairdresser and he's like, I want a little bit of a flow where I can kind of

• 59:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm sick to myself.

• 59:58Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 59:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Stop, I actually want it.

• 1:00:00Hannah Berner?

  And I know that Jennifer Aniston like is about wellness. She loves smart water. She loves working out. I feel like he might, I, he's not, but look.

• 1:00:10Paige DeSorbo?

  You're just not loving him for it. We're gonna wait and see. We're gonna, we're not gonna speak ill of him.

• 1:00:17Hannah Berner?

  There's worse people she could date.

• 1:00:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 1:00:21Hannah Berner?

  But like, if she's my friend, I would want better for her.

• 1:00:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I get it. I absolutely get it.

• 1:00:27Hannah Berner?

  I don't like it. I think it's scammy. I think it's scam scam.

• 1:00:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, we'll have to just like wait and see. I don't find, I think.

• 1:00:32Hannah Berner?

  Apparently they're really happy.

• 1:00:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, so whatever.

• 1:00:35Hannah Berner?

  They're really happy together. Um, I'll talk to a psychic to find out.

• 1:00:38Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:02:07Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:02:52Paige DeSorbo?

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• 1:04:23Hannah Berner?

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• 1:05:06Hannah Berner?

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• 1:05:18Hannah Berner?

  Quick trend report, as you know I like to do. Funnel necks. All the girls are in a funnel neck. What do you think?

• 1:05:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Love.

• 1:05:26Hannah Berner?

  It doesn't give like tortoise?

• 1:05:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I love it. I love a funnel neck.

• 1:05:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, do you remember Victoria Beckham in her documentary? When she put on that jacket that covered her whole face?

• 1:05:35Paige DeSorbo?

  There was like a TikTok and it was like gay Halloween and it was like a guy. And he was like, just like, I'm Victoria Beckham trying on her jacket and he just kept zipping it up and down. I love a funnel neck. I love Victoria Beckham.

• 1:05:48Hannah Berner?

  I like a funnel neck because sometimes I get double chins and if I have a funnel neck, I could like laugh.

• 1:05:52Paige DeSorbo?

  See like stuff like that, like trends like that, I love. It's like, we're not going to be doing it for long, but it looks cool. So why am I not going to buy a jacket with a funnel neck?

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  And I dabble with a trend that like is good with my face shape.

• 1:06:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 1:06:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Um, I watched a Zara Larson documentary on App.

• 1:06:11Paige DeSorbo?

  Who's?

• 1:06:12Hannah Berner?

  Exactly. Exactly.

• 1:06:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Zara Larson.

• 1:06:17Hannah Berner?

  She has some of the

• 1:06:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know why I just

• 1:06:19Hannah Berner?

  Top, I can hear you. She had some of the top songs like ever. Um. I live my day as if it was the past, live my day as if it was the past. Living life, none life, no summer, living life the way I wanna.

• 1:06:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yes, now I got it. Yes.

• 1:06:34Hannah Berner?

  Yep. She sings that song. She sings, um, okay, you know. She sings all these top songs, but no one knows who she is. But she has like five of like the top songs of the last decade.

• 1:06:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Why?

• 1:06:46Hannah Berner?

  Great question. She's basically like, why are my songs so good, but no one knows who I am? And I think it comes down to branding. And so it's really interesting to watch.

• 1:06:55Paige DeSorbo?

  She a blonde or a brunette? She's in between.

• 1:06:58Hannah Berner?

  She's blonde.

• 1:06:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She's blonde.

• 1:07:00Hannah Berner?

  She's blonde. She's Swedish. She's like so perfect looking like a doll. Like, but she dresses very kind of like

• 1:07:10Paige DeSorbo?

  How old is she?

• 1:07:11Hannah Berner?

  Sparkly, 27. She, it's kind of like, you think of Olivia Dean.

• 1:07:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:15Hannah Berner?

  You got the hair, you got the outfit, you see it, like you see it, like the branding is so good. I think

• 1:07:20Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a thing that said that like If you want to be a pop star, you can't be like Tate McCray is the exception where she's blonde brunette. You have to either be fully brunette or fully blonde.

• 1:07:33Hannah Berner?

  Also, but what I think Tate McCray does is you have to stick to a hairstyle.

• 1:07:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Hannah Berner?

  But I mean, Zara Larson does like have a hairstyle. It's more just like she hasn't found her voice. So it's a cool thing to watch this girl who's so successful, but no one knows who she is. And trying to find her voice and her managers are sitting there and I'm like, let's figure something out, guys. But it's, it was just fascinating.

• 1:07:54Paige DeSorbo?

  In America?

• 1:07:55Hannah Berner?

  She goes back and forth and she's really funny.

• 1:07:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Is she super famous in Sweden?

• 1:07:59Hannah Berner?

  I think so, but she's also like crazy talented. And when she was really young, she won like a Swedish song, voice competition.

• 1:08:07Paige DeSorbo?

  One of the number one things that blew my mind as a child was thinking that there were other famous people in the world, but we didn't like they were famous in their own country. And I'd be like, well, if you're not famous in America, then you're not actually famous.

• 1:08:22Hannah Berner?

  Guys, that's why I'm so obsessed with my husband because he's so famous in Ireland.

• 1:08:26Paige DeSorbo?

  No, and now I'm like obsessed with like being famous in a different country.

• 1:08:32Hannah Berner?

  No, like that is so cool.

• 1:08:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Like if whenever anyone from Australia, like not Canada, sorry guys, but like you're right in there with us, you know, like you're, we're basically, we live together.

• 1:08:42Hannah Berner?

  Okay, Drake.

• 1:08:44Paige DeSorbo?

  With someone from Australia or like if you get recognized like when we're in Italy or something, I'm like.

• 1:08:49Hannah Berner?

  She's global.

• 1:08:50Paige DeSorbo?

  No, this is amazing.

• 1:08:51Hannah Berner?

  She's global.

• 1:08:52Paige DeSorbo?

  So maybe she just hasn't translated yet into the American market.

• 1:08:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, but she's, her songs kill it in America. So it's, it's a very interesting. Also, do you remember 2017, there was like Halsey, Alessia Cara, was that her name?

• 1:09:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Sure.

• 1:09:06Hannah Berner?

  There was all of these singers that like are.

• 1:09:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Like alternative type. Where is Halsey? Oh, I think she got married, had a baby and she's like.

• 1:09:14Hannah Berner?

  Halsey's like on TikTok basically being like, I don't want to be that famous anymore, which I like, I respect.

• 1:09:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 1:09:20Hannah Berner?

  But what's interesting about the Zara. Um documentaries from the very beginning, like as a kid, she was like, I wanna be as famous as Beyonce. I wanna be super big. I, she's like so focused on it. I think that she, part of her like forgot to like live other things to have her own like opinions and stuff. She just has always been like, I wanna be a successful musician. But I love watching a woman who is just ambitious and it's not negative. Which brings me to the controversial take of the week.

• 1:09:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Which is?

• 1:09:54Hannah Berner?

  Dancing with the Stars. Are you aware what happened?

• 1:09:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I am abreast.

• 1:09:58Hannah Berner?

  Are you aware what happened?

• 1:10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I have watched every single episode.

• 1:10:03Hannah Berner?

  What the fuck happened that fucked up Dancing with the Stars for her?

• 1:10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  As someone who's watched all seasons of Mormon Housewives, the first season, they put Whitney in, everyone's like, oh, we hate her. Then you realize, oh, she's the whole show, okay? They wouldn't have a freaking, she's a star.

• 1:10:19Hannah Berner?

  She's a star.

• 1:10:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay? Basically, obviously, they all start getting more famous. So all the seasons then turn into like, we're filming reality TV, it's very fourth wall. Cut to this season, she was previously like, I'm leaving the group, now I want back in on the group because, well, I wanna film the show. And I have to film the show. And then the other girls found out that her deal with Hulu was, great, I'll film mom talk. If you get, get me an audition for Dancing with the Stars. And also I want an audition for something scripted. Hulu said, great, because this is showbiz, baby.

• 1:10:56Hannah Berner?

  She also didn't ask for a raise. She said, I don't want my raise.

• 1:10:59Paige DeSorbo?

  She puts people in couches to watch TV. That's all they care about. Great. And the girls are like, are you only here because you want Dancing with the Stars?

• 1:11:09Hannah Berner?

  Are you only here for the zipline?

• 1:11:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. And basically she was like, yeah, I am. And they were livid, okay? And then she got in her car and she said, not only am I getting Dancing with the Stars, I'm gonna fucking win it. And I love that energy.

• 1:11:25Hannah Berner?

  Wait, she said that?

• 1:11:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:26Hannah Berner?

  So that's why people turn.

• 1:11:27Paige DeSorbo?

  So they're mad. And here's the other thing, only women watch reality TV and no one hates a woman. More than another fucking woman. And so people wanted her to see her not succeed at it, even though I do think she's one of the best dancers on there.

• 1:11:41Hannah Berner?

  I get very sensitive to, like, they were showing this scene where they showed all the girls auditioning for Dancing with the Stars in a meeting. And then when her meeting came, it cut to all these confessionals of all the girls being like, oh my god, Whitney, when her meeting was the same as everyone else's. So seeing.

• 1:11:56Paige DeSorbo?

  And Taylor went on to get.

• 1:11:58Hannah Berner?

  Bachelor. But it's, again, it's the kind of person that people.

• 1:12:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, sometimes I feel like people watch reality TV and obviously don't have it from our lens, but like, people are like, don't realize, okay, The Bachelorette is ABC and Hulu. Taylor got The Bachelorette because she's on Mom Talk. It's the same thing as Whitney going on Dancing with the Stars. Like, it's all one network.

• 1:12:21Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and also, these people are making money for the network.

• 1:12:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. The network wants them on other things because it's gonna make them money.

• 1:12:30Hannah Berner?

  Guess who made the most money? The TV. They're making the money.

• 1:12:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:35Hannah Berner?

  Um, but my.

• 1:12:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, sorry, are you mad at Whitney for having vision?

• 1:12:42Hannah Berner?

  Wait, sorry, are you mad at Whitney for being fucking honest? I love that she was like, this is what I want.

• 1:12:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, sorry, are you mad at Whitney because she was given a platform and she goes, how am I going to capitalize it 20 times harder?

• 1:12:53Hannah Berner?

  Happy you agree with me on this. I would have been weirded out if she, like, lied to everyone and then, like, took someone else's spot.

• 1:12:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, I, I wholeheartedly agree with her. And as someone who didn't even really like her the first season, I'm on her side.

• 1:13:08Hannah Berner?

  Oh, 100%.

• 1:13:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Get your coins, honey.

• 1:13:10Hannah Berner?

  I've been in that situation too, where like, sometimes you are so annoyed with people, you're just like, this is my truth, and then they're mad at you for it, and you're like, oh, fine.

• 1:13:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the other thing, people that are on reality TV, I would even say specifically Mormon wives.

• 1:13:24Paige DeSorbo?

  They had a vision for their lives. I don't think being on a reality show popped into their head, but they were given this opportunity and they thought, oh my God, the actual dream I had for my life, this can help me get there.

• 1:13:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:37Paige DeSorbo?

  Her actual dream is to be a dancer, a performer. She's, they're gonna put her in Chicago. She's gonna be on Broadway.

• 1:13:43Hannah Berner?

  Better be in Chicago. Also, this is a girl who was born into a religion that's basically says you are like a servant of your husband.

• 1:13:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:53Hannah Berner?

  So for her-

• 1:13:54Paige DeSorbo?

  And her husband, actually, I think of the whole group is the most supportive of the husbands.

• 1:13:58Hannah Berner?

  So for her to get out of that, we should be applauding. Okay, I'm glad that my gut was right in this because I watched every episode of Dancing with the Stars and I'm sick to my stomach to the point that I might boycott it.

• 1:14:11Paige DeSorbo?

  And who's left?

• 1:14:13Hannah Berner?

  I'm sick, I'm sick to my fucking stomach.

• 1:14:15Paige DeSorbo?

  It's people that like aren't even close to as good as her.

• 1:14:17Hannah Berner?

  So this is kind of the tea. There's this guy Andy. There's always someone on the show who's like an older guy who's like really funny. He's a comedian, but he sucks.

• 1:14:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I know Andy.

• 1:14:26Hannah Berner?

  But Andy Richter. But it's funny because there's a woman who's exactly his age that no one treats like that.

• 1:14:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Right, because she's a woman.

• 1:14:33Hannah Berner?

  Because she's a woman, but everyone's like, Andy's so cute. And that lady, they're like, do better to the other, to the older woman. But anyway, um, Andy, everyone finally was like, we have to vote this guy off. He can't dance. We have to vote him off. So he gets voted off. But then everyone's like, we have to vote Whitney off because she can dance and it's not fair that she's such a good dancer. And Andy goes on TikTok and goes, guys, first you want to vote me off because I can't, then you vote off someone who can. What's going on here?

• 1:14:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:58Hannah Berner?

  Also, Alex Earl has dance training.

• 1:15:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 1:15:01Hannah Berner?

  The other woman has dance training. The other one's a gymnast. So like, she's trained.

• 1:15:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Can move her body.

• 1:15:06Hannah Berner?

  She's a professional at moving her body. Um, Dylan, that one's hot. And yeah, those are like the people. Oh, and Robert Irwin, who's amazing.

• 1:15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:15:15Hannah Berner?

  But like, it was supposed to be Robert Irwin, Whitney and Alex Earl are like the top three favorites. For Whitney to get voted off when she did.

• 1:15:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Before even the semifinals.

• 1:15:26Hannah Berner?

  It was, it was the semifinals, but the semis are like, a lot of people make the finals.

• 1:15:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 1:15:31Hannah Berner?

  It was so upsetting and I do have to say you guys, as someone who's done TV, when a camera's in your face, when you're emotional, it's very hard to hold it together.

• 1:15:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Totally.

• 1:15:42Hannah Berner?

  And in that moment, I was like, we're gonna see her character a little bit.

• 1:15:45Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 1:15:45Hannah Berner?

  The mic goes to her and she goes, I'm so grateful for this opportunity. I met so many incredible people. I love you so much. Thank you.

• 1:15:54Paige DeSorbo?

  A queen.

• 1:15:55Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, you know what, I respect her, cuz she got fucked.

• 1:15:59Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, cuz I know you also love the show. I would assume that the people watching Dancing with the Stars are of a certain age and certain gender, and that's probably over fifty-five, a woman, and they probably have a couple sons.

• 1:16:18Hannah Berner?

  But I feel like that, the normal watchers of Dancing with the Stars voted for her cuz they were like, she's an incredible dancer. I love her. But it was the TikTok people who watch Mormon Wives that were like, we're getting her off.

• 1:16:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Which are women.

• 1:16:34Hannah Berner?

  True.

• 1:16:35Paige DeSorbo?

  It's sad. It's actually so sad.

• 1:16:37Hannah Berner?

  I wish that we, the energy we took to take another woman down, we took to take a man down.

• 1:16:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, no.

• 1:16:45Hannah Berner?

  Literally any man.

• 1:16:46Paige DeSorbo?

  And any man.

• 1:16:47Hannah Berner?

  I have a list. I have a list.

• 1:16:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah.

• 1:16:50Hannah Berner?

  And people go, I don't like her personality. She's dancing! All these other people who are not as good dancers as her, not working as hard as her, not as fun to watch.

• 1:16:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Not, well, that's the other thing. She's extremely, um, she just has like presence on screen. I'm sorry. Like, not all celebrities are people who get famous. Do you actually wanna watch them on screen?

• 1:17:12Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:13Paige DeSorbo?

  She's on Mormon Wives because I'm sorry, without her, it's not as good.

• 1:17:20Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:17:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Like.

• 1:17:20Hannah Berner?

  I do also, I hate the gang up. I hate the bullying. I hate it on screen. I hate it off screen. So like, when I see everyone decide, like, fuck Whitney, when it's like, give me something that she did that wasn't edited on a TV show.

• 1:17:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the other thing. When one person is doing better than everyone else, everyone else is. Like, we gotta claw her down because

• 1:17:43Hannah Berner?

  Sunflower syndrome.

• 1:17:45Paige DeSorbo?

  She makes us look bad that we didn't do anything. And it's like, okay, well, sorry, you have this, had the same amount of time in the day as Beyonce and you didn't get it done, honey.

• 1:17:55Hannah Berner?

  Like, I'm very upset. I'm mad at people.

• 1:18:01Hannah Berner?

  And like, the, I used to watch The Bachelor a lot.

• 1:18:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:04Hannah Berner?

  And then one season, they go, we're gonna mix it up and we're gonna have two bachelorettes. And we're gonna have the men decide which one is the bachelorette. I said, what man?

• 1:18:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Why are we giving them so much power?

• 1:18:19Hannah Berner?

  And I said, I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching two women fight it out for men to like them. I'll watch, I'll watch twenty women fight it out with one man, but not that.

• 1:18:30Hannah Berner?

  Boundaries. I have boundaries. So anyway, I'm very upset, but Whitney already posted that she's in New York and like, she's probably.

• 1:18:37Paige DeSorbo?

  I think she's auditioning for Chicago.

• 1:18:39Hannah Berner?

  As she fucking should. I selfishly just like loved watching her dance and I love people, I love their dreams coming true.

• 1:18:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, they wanted to, she wanted to be on it for so long.

• 1:18:49Hannah Berner?

  But the truth is, when the cream rises to the top, and she's gonna keep going and she's gonna do well. Final thing.

• 1:18:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:58Hannah Berner?

  Back to me. Rosalia followed me on Instagram.

• 1:19:01Paige DeSorbo?

  She did?

• 1:19:03Hannah Berner?

  And I was gonna post about it, but then I was like, that's not cool. And then immediately I was like, what would a cool person post on Instagram? And then I was like, what does Rosalia think is cool that I should post on Instagram? So I am in a rut. I'm in a creative rut.

• 1:19:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Think about it because the last time we got into this situation, we had to apologize to Haley. It was like a whole thing.

• 1:19:24Hannah Berner?

  Well, I think like if someone famous follows you, like, she's my like, actually my style icon.

• 1:19:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I had someone famous follow me and I haven't brought it up because I'm like so scared about it.

• 1:19:36Hannah Berner?

  Oh, no.

• 1:19:37Paige DeSorbo?

  And like, cause I just like, I got nervous, like immediately and I can't like look at it and I can't like follow that because I'm so scared. Channing Tatum. I'm like, are we getting married?

• 1:19:46Hannah Berner?

  Wait, no, Channing's a giggler.

• 1:19:49Paige DeSorbo?

  I think he thinks things are funny.

• 1:19:51Hannah Berner?

  No, Channing is a full giggler. I know people who know people. Who know. He knows us.

• 1:19:57Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I got nervous.

• 1:19:58Hannah Berner?

  Well, he's my ex-boyfriend.

• 1:20:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Right. He's your ex-boyfriend.

• 1:20:01Hannah Berner?

  So he's probably, honestly, he's probably like looking at your page to see my stuff.

• 1:20:04Paige DeSorbo?

  That's what I thought.

• 1:20:05Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, that's typical Channing.

• 1:20:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, also, I went to the Bloomingdale's, like, window reveal this year.

• 1:20:12Hannah Berner?

  How beautiful.

• 1:20:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I can't believe I've never done that before.

• 1:20:15Hannah Berner?

  I'm about a ring, I'm about a ring.

• 1:20:20Paige DeSorbo?

  She was so phenomenal.

• 1:20:24Hannah Berner?

  Ray we're talking about. It's funny because Olivia Dean is blowing up, like, British jazz girl.

• 1:20:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:30Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, Ray's been.

• 1:20:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:20:32Hannah Berner?

  Working hard. So Ray now has a song, the jazz British girls.

• 1:20:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a big Ray fan.

• 1:20:36Hannah Berner?

  Actually, the British girls now, plus Lily Allen.

• 1:20:39Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 1:20:39Hannah Berner?

  They've got a crush in it.

• 1:20:40Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I'm like, did we go?

• 1:20:41Hannah Berner?

  Oh my god, like, should we change this to a British podcast? Oh my god.

• 1:20:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait. And then I was with a girlfriend who.

• 1:20:50Hannah Berner?

  Who?

• 1:20:52Paige DeSorbo?

  She's blonde. I was with a girlfriend who knows Victoria Beckham. And she had said something and she was like, oh yeah, Victoria said that about you. And I go, sir? Sir what? She's like, yeah, me and Victoria talked about you. And I was like, okay.

• 1:21:08Hannah Berner?

  Wait, that's like when you have a crush and you're like, what did they say?

• 1:21:10Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that's literally.

• 1:21:11Hannah Berner?

  With every fucking word.

• 1:21:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, what was her tone though?

• 1:21:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, what was her tone?

• 1:21:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Quick convo or was she just like, oh yeah, I know her? Or was she like, oh my god, I love her? She's like, no, she thinks you're so adorable. I'm like, I am adorable.

• 1:21:24Hannah Berner?

  She's actually spot on. That's why I checked your website. It said, she's adorable.

• 1:21:30Hannah Berner?

  Victoria Beckham. Wait, now when you go on stage, people go, she has a big podcast, Victoria Beckham called her adorable.

• 1:21:35Paige DeSorbo?

  Literally, that's how people should introduce me from now on.

• 1:21:38Hannah Berner?

  Oh god.

• 1:21:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway, um, it's Thanksgiving week. I love Thanksgiving. It's like my, it's my favorite.

• 1:21:45Hannah Berner?

  Let's start from the beginning. What do you like about Thanksgiving? Um, no, I love Thanksgiving too. I can't wait. And you know what we're thankful for?

• 1:21:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Giggling.

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